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♪ It had to be you
♪ It had to be you
♪ I wandered around And finally found ♪
♪ The somebody who
♪ Could make me be true ♪
♪ Oh, could make me be blue
♪ And even be glad Just to be sad ♪
♪ Thinkin' of you
♪ Some others I've seen ♪
♪ Might never be mean ♪
♪ Might never be cross Or try to be boss ♪
♪ But they wouldn't do
♪ To make me be true ♪
♪ Or to make me be blue
♪ And even be glad Just to be sad ♪
♪ Thinkin' of you
♪ For nobody else Gave me a thrill ♪
♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪
♪ It had to be you
♪ Wonderful you
♪ It had to be you
♪ Sha-la-la, sha-la-la
♪ Sha-la-la
♪ It had to be you
♪ I wandered around And finally found ♪
♪ The somebody who
♪ Somebody who
♪ For nobody else gave me a thrill ♪
♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪
♪ It had to be you
♪ Wonderful you
♪ It had to be you ♪
♪ Had to be you, babe
♪ Yeah
You want one of these?
Oh! Enjoy.
- Hey. - Hey, could I get a cranberry juice with ice?
And vodka.
- Just a splash. - Sure.
Actually, no. No, um, no cranberry juice.
Vodka, rocks.
- Final answer. Thanks. - You got it.
Hey, way to show up late.
Yeah. It's my specialty.
I'm Will.
Jane.
So, are you here for Sarah, or...
- Fuck. Max? The groom. - His name is Matt.
- Matt. - You know, I may have missed the ceremony,
- but at least I know the name of the bride and the groom. - Fair.
So how do you guys know each other?
We used to play in a band.
- Oh, a band! - Yeah.
- Oh. So you're... - Unfit for society?
Well, I was gonna say "musical," actually.
Oh, no. That's 'cause you didn't hear us yet.
- What do you play?
Um, I played drums.
- Drums. - Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, please tell me you're not
one of those drummers who sings.
- You are. - I am. I am. Yeah.
- How about you? - Oh, no. I don't play anything.
No, I mean, why-- why are you here?
Oh. Uh, well, I went to school with Sarah,
but I haven't seen her since I left the city.
Uh... is it dead?
That looks dead. Looks like a dead cat.
Okay, well, I'm not an expert on symbolism,
but when a cat drops dead at your wedding,
- that cannot be a good omen. - No...
You know, when I first saw you,
I thought that we should have sex in the coat closet.
Yeah?
But I have had a few, so.
Clearly I'm not thinking that clearly.
Yeah, well, you know, uh...
clear thinking is-- is really overrated.
Yeah, it wouldn't end well.
Think at the beginning.
And we are standing over a dead cat right now,
so that can't be a good sign.
- Yeah...
♪ Right about now, you got me Hoping you're bluffing ♪
♪ If you're leaving alone, then You're leaving me nothing ♪
♪ It's a long walk With a short fuse ♪
♪ Because it just ain't right If I can't have you ♪
Oh, fuck, this fucking dress.
Here, turn around.
♪ I'll shine for you Like the North Star ♪
- What is this thing, Fort Knox? - Okay, just turn it--
Okay, you know what? Forget it.
Okay.
♪ Sugar and spice, It would be nice ♪
♪ If we could agree, yeah
♪ Sugar and spice, The dark and the light ♪
♪ Are you thinking 'bout me?
Shit. Where are we?
- What?
I don't think this is a good idea.
- What's your point? - Don't get me wrong,
I really want to, and I'm so fuckin' into you,
but I... am kind of in a weird place.
Yeah, you're in a beach club coat closet.
- You think that, like, we could just talk for a minute? - Talk?
Yeah. Just talk.
Could you get the hell out of my way, please?
What's going on back there?
Well... uh, we were about to fuck,
but I guess he-- he had a change of heart.
That's-- that's not what happened.
Okay.
Hey! Can you just give me a chance to explain?
- You really don't have to. - No, it's-- it's--
- it's complicated. - No, I bet it's real fuckin' simple.
- No, come on. Don't leave. - Well...
I mean, I just told everyone within earshot
we were about to have sex on their coats,
so no, there's no way I'm going back in there.
You did do that. But also, you've been doing a little drinking,
so-- so maybe you shouldn't drive.
- Where you going? - For a walk.
Mmm...
Hey, let me buy you a coffee.
I'm fine.
We're miles from anywhere.
I don't want you to get eaten up by coyotes.
Are you sure you wanna walk?
You sure you don't want to sit up front?
No. I feel like I'm gonna be sick all of a sudden.
Can we just, like, sit here for a second?
Of course, yeah.
You left your gift.
S--
So, um, I'm a commercial photographer...
- Mmm. - ...which-- which mostly means I take pictures of, like,
- espresso machines and current-- - Oh, God. Can we not do that?
Can-- can we not do what?
Talk about our lives?
Yeah. We don't have to talk.
We'll just sit in a, uh--
in a parked car in-- in complete silence.
Sounds good.
Silencio.
- Silence. I could be quiet. - All right, all right. Let's--
- I don't have to talk. - Let's just get this over with. Um...
I am a freelance writer, and at the moment,
I am researching an article for Vanity Fair
about a murder in the Hamptons, which is why I'm in Sag Harbor.
I feel like Vanity Fair publishes an article about
- a murder in the Hamptons, like, once a month. - Yeah, well,
apparently the main thing rich people like to do
for fun in the Hamptons is murder each other.
- Um, let's see.
Um... well, I'm an only child from a strict Catholic family,
which explains my penchant for sleeping with guys at weddings.
- So this is a regular thing? - And I have three little boys who I love very much.
Wait, what?
- I'm fucking with you. - Oh.
Except for the writer part and the Catholic part.
Look at this. We're-- we're having a back-and-forth.
- See, it wasn't so hard. - Listen,
I would keep asking you questions about yourself,
but honestly, I think the only thing we have in common
- is that we just shared a humiliating sexual experience. - That's nothing.
Do you wanna know the most humiliating sexual experience of my life?
- I don't. - It might make you feel better.
Mmm, pretty sure it won't.
- It was with this girl Jodi Dunn back in high school. - I-- I don't care.
She was the first person to ever go down on me.
You're just gonna steamroll right on through, aren't you?
And I came in my own eye.
Wait, what?
I ejaculated into my own eyeball.
Okay, go on.
One night, Jodi and I snuck off into the woods.
I had no idea what I was doing.
♪ Oh, all the good times That we shared ♪
♪ Our breakin' all the rules
♪ Well, I don't know, baby
♪ Now something's changed, You know ♪
Oh, oh, whoa. Wait, wait.
Jodi, slow down.
Slow down--
In porn circles, that maneuver is known
- as "the pirate's eye." - Oh, my God!
Jodi helped me discover my love of photography.
- So pretty.
She lived five miles away,
but it felt like a whole other world.
When my parents would fight,
it would be really passive aggressive.
But her parents, they would just... go at it.
Um, do you wanna drive around a little bit?
Uh, I'm used to it.
- Sure? - Yeah.
- Okay. - Look at me.
- Well, so what happened to her? - Thought you weren't interested.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you embarrassed to tell me?
I literally just told you a story about me cumming in my own eye.
So, what, did you cum in hers? Did you blind the poor girl?
It's really not that far away.
I know.
I'm glad you're going.
I mean, if you stayed here with me,
you'd probably just end up working at the mall forever.
No, it's not like that. Hey.
It's not like we're breaking up, okay?
I'm-- I'm gonna come visit you at Christmas, okay?
- You're gonna forget about me. - No!
No way.
You forgot about her, didn't you?
No. That's not it.
After my last final fall semester,
I got in the car and I drove down there to surprise her,
and it did not go well.
Wow, that is an impressive way to break up with someone.
I was pretty shattered.
Yeah, we've all been there.
I mean, that was our special place.
Wait, your special place was
in the front seat of a car in her driveway?
Come on.
Wait, I have a question.
- Were you faithful to her? - Yeah!
Yeah...
Well, it's not like I was gonna propose to her.
So, what, you just wanted a girl you could have sex with
- while you went home on vacation? - Of course I did. I was 18.
So was she.
This place better have decent pie.
Are you gonna eat that?
No, no, no. It's all yours.
Man, I haven't thought about Jodi in so long.
It's like I was a different person.
You never forget your first heartbreak, that's for sure.
Mm-hmm.
- What was yours? - No.
No, we don't need to get into all that, trust me.
You know what? I want my pie back.
- What? - Yeah. Just feeling hungry,
and I think I want some pie.
Are you reneging on your pie offer?
I'll make you a trade, okay?
I'll give you some of this pie
if you tell me your first heartbreak.
Can I get you another slice?
No. No, I think we're all right.
- He drove a red '68 Mustang. - Mmm.
- Okay, do you want me to continue, or are you-- - Do you want that pie?
I can't get it.
Nah, nah.
That's not right, that's not right.
All right, all you gotta do is just hit the gas
- and pop the clutch, all right? - Okay.
Don't be scared.
♪ Out this town
♪ And so I'm leavin'
♪ I'm gonna leave this town ♪
♪ I ain't comin' back
♪ I never lose a tear
♪ When I think about the past
♪ Don't hold me, Don't hold me back ♪
♪ Hey
Wait, she thinks I'm with him because I have low self-esteem?
Ha! Please. I don't think so.
How would Sister Rose even know? She's a nun.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So what's this guy's deal, anyway?
Where does he go to school?
I'm not sure.
Okay, let's try an easier question.
What's his name?
- Michael. - What's his last name?
Hanrahan.
Why?
Hanrahan.
Um... where do you live?
I just--
I just think maybe I should meet your family sometime.
Wow. That's a cute outfit.
- So was he your first? - Yeah.
He also introduced me to graffiti and petty theft.
Whoa, petty theft. What a badass.
Yeah.
It was partly a great teenage romance
and partly a series of misdemeanors.
So, what was he hiding?
One day he was supposed to pick me up from school,
but he didn't show.
So I went over to his house,
and I asked his mom if he was home.
He's-- he's...
How long was he sick?
I don't really ever remember him not being sick, so.
Hey, once I'm, um-- once I'm done eating dinner with my mom,
I'll come pick you up, okay?
Wait.
You really want to?
Yeah.
Oh, okay. I just...
I mean, don't you think that we should...
like, talk or something?
What do you wanna talk about?
The whole time we were together, your dad was dying
and you didn't tell me about it.
Michael, I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine
- what you're going through right now. - It's-- it's fine.
I just-- Seriously, it's fine. I'm fine.
I'll see you around, Jane.
Michael.
So he broke up with you.
I'm not sure we were ever actually together.
Well, maybe he just wanted to keep you separate
from all the shit that was going on in his life.
No, maybe he just wanted to get laid.
I mean, having sex with you
was probably the best thing in his life.
It's probably pretty great.
It is pretty great.
I'm sure it is.
It's too bad you blew your only chance to experience it for yourself.
And that's definitely my loss.
Okay, well, I'm stuffed.
- And I'm sober. And I'm very tired. - Wait.
Let's get out of here.
I got an idea.
Well-- Okay. Just...
This one's for you, Michael Hanrahan!
And for you, Jodi Dunn!
♪ Don't hold me, Don't hold me back ♪
♪ Hey
Holy shit. We're going here.
"Private property. Trespassers will be prosecuted
- to the full extent of the law." - Huh.
That was easy. Come on.
Graceful.
- We're criminals!
- This place is cool. - Oh!
Ey! Step right up. Step right up,
let's see if you're tall enough to ride this ride.
Ah, young lady, you're gonna need to take your shoes off.
- Okay. - All right, let's see.
- Aw, man.
- Aw, rats! Better luck next time. - Well, guess what?
I didn't wanna ride The Rockin' Tug anyway, so.
Ooh. "Rockin' Tug"?
That doesn't seem appropriate for a kids' ride.
Let's go over here.
Come on.
Ooh.
- This is amazing. - It is.
- This is also how we get arrested. - Okay,
this place is clearly out of commission.
Nobody's coming for us, I promise.
- You promise? - Yeah.
- Oh. - Oh! Hi!
- Hey. - Hi, sir, officer.
Are you two aware that you're on private property?
Uh, yeah. We are.
Uh, we actually lost our car,
and-- and we were looking everywhere for it,
and then we thought, "We gotta get to the highest vantage point
- to-- to find it," and-- and-- - Yeah, I dared him to come up here.
- I should get the cops out here. - Oh, great.
- Have 'em arrest you for trespassing. - Great.
Okay, we'll be right down. Come on.
- Whoo! - Whoo!
For the ride, Carl. Appreciate it.
You're a legend.
Okay, you got any more breaking and entering plan,
or are we just gonna go rob a liquor store?
- What do you think? - No. I have seen the error of my ways.
Going straight from here on out.
Come on, tell me more about your checkered past. I just-- I wanna hear it all.
I don't think either one of us has enough time for that.
I don't have anywhere to be. I'll start.
Is this how you seduce women?
I haven't before, but is it working?
No, for real. My memory is overcrowded.
I think it could use some unloading.
- Yeah. I know what you mean. - Fuck it.
Let's just tell each other everything. You know?
Everybody we ever loved or tried to love.
No. That-- that sounds like a potentially disastrous idea.
I mean, what do we have to lose? You're never gonna see me after tonight.
Yeah, I-- I guess you're right about that.
All right, so I'm happy to tell you
a few more of my romantic humiliations.
Well, I promise not to laugh.
I already know you well enough to know
- that's completely bullshit. - I promise not to laugh much.
Okay, then.
So, my senior year of college, I met a girl.
A woman, actually.
Hey!
- Are you-- - Do you know where the train station is?
- Sorry? - The train?
- Oh. - Yeah.
Uh... yeah... it's about ten minutes that way.
You-- Sorr-- You, uh-- you don't happen to--
You don't go here, do you?
No, I was just visiting my cousin.
- What's your name? - Uh, Will.
- Will. - Hi.
- Hi. I'm Eve. - Hi.
Will... will you walk me to the train station?
Okay. Oh, I-- I-- I'd really love to.
I, uh-- I actually have class right now,
- but... - Ohh! No, you don't.
- Come on. - Wha-- Okay.
- I'm cumming. - Oh, I'm cumming.
- I'm cumming, I'm cumming. - Me too. Okay.
Oh, my God.
- That-- that was... - You're welcome.
Oh, my God.
Oh, come on!
Did that actually happen, or did you dream it?
I know.
- She's really hot. - I know!
I didn't know you were a photographer.
Well...
...we didn't really, uh--
we didn't really do too much talking.
No, I'm not a photographer.
I just-- I just take some pictures.
I'm not really sure what I wanna be yet.
I think it's really clear what you are.
Get dressed. And pack a bag.
- We gotta go. - Wait, what? Where are we going?
You showed me your room, and now I'm gonna show you mine.
♪ Baby, do you think that I could maybe try And make it colder? ♪
♪ Colder than The etched-in stone ♪
♪ When I know I just wanna Be your best friend ♪
♪ Maybe you'll find A time and place ♪
♪ Well, maybe I like the rhyme And taste of freedom ♪
- Hi! - Welcome home!
This is Justine. She's my roommate.
- Hi. - This is Will.
I just found him at Courtney's school.
Oh, higher education. Welcome to lower education.
- I've heard that you don't come empty-handed to a party.
Actually, my mom told me that, so.
Oh, your mother is a good woman, Will.
- Never forget that. - Okay, leave room for God.
- I have to change. Sorry. - Here you go.
Jesus, Eve.
Little past your friend's bedtime.
This is Will. He's visiting for the weekend.
So what do you do, Will?
Feel free to make something up.
Nobody at this party knows what they came to New York to do.
What did you come to New York to do, Noah?
I can't remember why I came to New York
except to sleep with you, Eve.
Why are you here, kid?
To sleep with Eve.
Well played, young man.
- Okay. All right, okay. - What?
- Take it easy. I'm not going anywhere. - Sorry.
Whoo, I don't think I'm gonna make that last train back tonight.
What drugs did you take, exactly?
Justine gave me those blue pills,
and then some purple pills.
She gave you blue and purple pills?
- Blue and purple. - Wait, really?
- Wait, what? - Well, how many did you take?
I don't know, like, three? Or four?
- Three or four? - Yeah?
- We have to call an ambulance! - We have to call an ambulance?
- What is the number? - For an amb-- 911?
What--
Hello, is this the ambulance?
I have an emergency!
You're-- you-- you are so full of shit.
- I like this chick. - Yeah, I did too.
I pretty much lived with her in New York,
and then I'd just take the train back whenever I had a test.
So you dropped out of school without actually having to drop out of school.
I put in a bare minimum amount of effort.
Hmm.
Kinda sensing a pattern here.
Yeah.
♪ Oh, it's taking over ♪
♪ Taking me over tonight
♪ Yes, I feel it taking over ♪
♪ Oh, it's taking over
She wants to fuck you.
What? No, she doesn't.
If you went to talk to her, you could take her home in,
like, three minutes.
Do you want me to take her home?
I just want you to know you could if you wanted to.
What if I don't want to?
Then you're gonna come home with me.
- Come on. - Where are we going?
- It's an Irish goodbye. - What's an Irish goodbye?
Suddenly, you're just... not there.
Okay, so you passed the test.
I mean, now when I think about it...
there were a lot of tests.
I guess it's gonna be a month
before I can come visit you again.
Why do you have to go back to school?
'Cause I have to graduate.
You do? Why?
I don't know, but...
Imagine. My parents would freak out if I--
Oh, my God.
Who cares what your parents think?
Besides, I'll miss you.
Hey. Can I ask you something?
What?
Why do you wanna be with me?
You're irresistible.
No, come on. I'm ser-- I'm serious.
- Why-- Can't--
Can you tell me, like, why--
why do you wanna be with me?
Because every other guy I've ever been with has been really judgmental,
and they walk through the world with their arms crossed.
You always have your arms open, and it's beautiful.
Who wouldn't fall in love with that?
You love me?
Yeah.
The Irish goodbye.
You ever see her again?
I called her a few times, but she never picked up.
I don't blame her, though.
She should've known better,
getting involved with a college guy.
I bet she didn't tell anyone she loved them for a while after that.
You were so young! Okay?
You didn't know any other way to leave.
I just wish I would've ended things more gracefully.
Yeah, but she was-- she was sick of dating these
broken guys who screwed her over,
so she found a wide-eyed boy she thought wouldn't hurt her.
But you get hurt the most by people you think couldn't possibly hurt you.
Mmm.
Where'd you learn that?
Well, that is another story entirely.
- Come in.
Hi. Professor Fielding?
Please don't call me "Professor."
That makes me feel like I'm supposed to
actually profess something.
- I'm Wallace. - Yeah, I know. Hi.
I'm Jane.
Nice to meet you, Jane.
You know what? I should--
I should actually get back.
You-- What's wrong?
Nothing. I just--
I just have a deadline,
and I wanna get an early start tomorrow, so.
- Really nice afternoon. - Yeah.
I mean it.
It really was.
I'm sad that you have to go.
Yeah, me too.
Would you like to have my number?
Yes, I would.
I would definitely like to have your number.
- Just... - Here.
...call me anytime, okay?
If you're in the mood for pie or trespassing,
or you just wanna hear some more
embarrassing stories about my love life,
you know I got an endless supply.
Well, you never know.
I might just take you up on that.
Sounds good.
Oh, my God, you're the guy from the coat closet.
Oh, God...
That was awesome.
Wait, what? Really?
I've been to so many weddings this year,
they're all starting to blend together.
But... I'm definitely not gonna forget this one.
Hey, I'm happy to be of service.
You deserve a drink.
I do.
Can I buy you a drink?
It's an open bar.
Right.
Can I buy you a free drink?
Will you excuse me?
Sure...
♪ Don't leave anything
♪ I can't take the memories
♪ And all the pain that It will bring ♪
♪ If you leave me, Please don't ♪
♪ Forget my heart
Hello?
Hi.
You know, I was actually just making you a Spotify playlist
like an eighth grader with a crush.
That is adorable.
Yeah. It was pretty fucking cute.
So, when I was in college, I met a guy named Elton.
It was my senior year, and I had just about
given up hope of meeting anyone interesting.
Hey, man.
- Dre! Hey. - What's up?
How you doing, man? We good?
Yeah, what you need?
I don't know. Last night--
One second.
Hi.
Hi.
You're out on a school night, huh?
Yeah, ev-- everyone goes out on Thursdays, so.
Yeah. Seems that way.
So, do you go to school here?
For now, yes.
Can I buy you a drink?
Okay.
Cool. Andre, may I please get the usual?
- And... - Oh, um...
um, vodka cranberry, please.
You got an ID?
Mm-hmm, yeah! No, I-- I definitely have it.
- I saw it earlier. She has it. - Somewhere.
- I just had it, I swear. - Oh! God, I've got it.
I've...
I was holding onto it this whole time.
Wow.
Isn't she perfect?
Ooh, Elton.
Yeah. I fell for him pretty hard.
...which is the inspiration that leads Hardy to write this novel.
So, who can remind me what we were discussing on Wednesday?
We were focused on the nature of Hardy's attitude toward Tess's virginity.
How did this book challenge sexual morals of Victorianism?
Hardy had an attitude that was counterpoint to the role that
- women were expected to play--
Hi, yes. Sorry, I'm-- So sorry I'm late,
but I just-- I had one question.
Um, I'm wondering how this relates to Kierkegaard's existentialism?
Specifically his belief that God's silence is actually God.
Kierkegaard. Sorry, who are you? Are you even in this class?
Uh, well, not according to Kierkegaard.
Anyway! If you'll excuse me, Professor--
if you really are one--
I require this young woman for
an experiment in transcendentalism.
Yes. The rest of you... farewell.
And good luck! This class is boring.
So sorry.
Did you see his face?
- Oh, my God. That made my day.
Huh.
Huh... everybody's spying on us.
Oh, yeah? Hey, why is that?
Well, clearly they wanna know the secret to everlasting love.
- Wha--
Yeah, um, right there.
That guy. See him? He's taking photos of us
to send back to his contacts in Russia.
- Yeah.
What is the Russian government
gonna do with everlasting love?
Start a disinformation campaign about it?
I'm dead serious, Jane.
And none of this set off any alarm bells?
Well, historically, I am tone deaf when it comes to alarm bells.
Jane!
No-- Look up.
- Oh, my God. Elton! - Hey!
What are you doing up there?
I wanted to proclaim my love for you from the--
the highest thing on campus!
Okay, are you sure you're not the highest thing on campus?
- Get down! - I'm not currently!
- Look, Ma, no meds! - Elton, please get down from there!
- You're gonna get in trouble. - Hey!
- Oh, trouble? - What's going on here?
- Oh, God. - You're the trouble I'm in!
You're the trouble I'll never get out of!
Come on, kid, get off the roof.
Is he your boyfriend? Is he-- is he drunk?
No, no, no, no, no! Don't! Don't talk to him, Jane.
Listen, he's just trying to help you, all right? Just...
I don't need any help!
Elton, please, just--
Elton...
Supposed to be romantic.
Oh, my God.
So you never saw him again?
You missed the memo about Casual Fridays.
You must be so embarrassed.
Hey.
Look, before we get into anything,
I want to apologize for, um...
my little rooftop stunt.
No, you don't need to apologize.
Well...
as you can see, my mother got a little carried away.
Decided I needed a vacation.
Well, I'm glad you get a break.
You know, in a couple of weeks,
if I play my cards right,
I could probably get out of here.
I mean, you shouldn't--
you shouldn't rush it, right?
We can spend the summer in Paris.
Let's just--
let's just take it one step at a time, okay?
Oh...
Wa-- was that pity?
What? No. No, that wasn't pity. I--
Why did-- why'd you come here?
To see you. I wanna help you get better.
- Get better. Uh, uh-- - Yeah.
At what, exactly? Better-- better at what?
- Well, I-- I can help take care of you. - Jesus. I--
- I-- N-- - I can take care of myself.
No, please, Elton-- Elton, I'm sorry.
That-- that's not-- that's not what I meant.
- Um-- - Okay? I'm sorry. Elton...
I'm sorry, Jane.
That was rude of me.
You know, why-- why don't we, um--
why don't we get back to planning Paris?
God, it's the City of Lights.
It also has a weird amount of snail preparation.
We should stay in...
God, I hated leaving him like that. It just...
I was so young. I didn't know what to do.
- Yeah, that must have been so hard. - Yeah.
I guess I felt like if I didn't get out then,
I'd just wash away with him.
Hey, where are you exactly?
A beach.
It's not too far, I don't think.
If I drop you a pin, could you come pick me up?
Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
You know, my mom was depressed for most of my childhood.
She practically stayed in bed for an entire year.
And my dad would always try to pretend that it was normal,
but we were just... consumed by her sadness.
I just, like, would try to avoid going home as much as I could.
And then so did my dad.
Did they separate?
Yeah.
Yeah, mine too.
- I was three when it happened. - Mmm.
It's actually my first memory.
I-- I remember, I was standing at the top of the staircase,
and I was looking down the stairs at all of my dad's suitcases at the front door.
Yeah.
- That's messed up. - Yeah.
I mean, between the two of us...
Ugh. You never get over that shit.
You know what?
- What? - I'm starving.
Are you? Are you always hungry?
- I'm always hungry. - You're always hungry.
- Let's go. - There's nothing like childhood trauma to just
- get the appetite going.
♪ If you keep leaving me
♪ I'll keep loving you
♪ If you keep hurtin' me
♪ I'll keep wanting you
♪ Sure as the sky is blue
♪ Through all you Put me through ♪
♪ If you keep leaving me
This is from the playlist I made you.
♪ I'll keep loving you ♪
I like it.
Oh, wait. Pull over. Please, let's pull up here.
♪ I would learn ♪
♪ To stay away from fire
♪ When I'm gettin' burned
Oh, shit. It's closed.
Come on. Since when do you care what signs say?
Watch me smooth-talk our way into this place.
♪ If you keep leaving me
Well, this looks like a lively bunch.
Oh, yeah. Real rager.
I don't do buffets.
- What? - I'm really bad at buffets.
I end up just piling the ribs on top of the sushi.
- It's a whole mess. - How can you be bad at buffets?
What does that even mean?
Look, the joy of a buffet is you just get another plate.
- You can do that? - Yeah, there are no rules.
- You can get two plates? - Hey there!
Who are you?
Are you related to us?
Do I have children I don't know about?
Please! Look at the bone structure on these two.
They're gorgeous.
Who the hell are you two?
- Uh... we are... - We are...
- a... - a couple of party crashers.
- Crashers? - Yeah.
- Oh, I love it.
It's a party now, huh, Olivia?
Well, if you're gonna crash our anniversary party,
- you handsome boy... - Who, me?
Yes, you. You better dance with me.
Okay, but you gotta teach me, 'cause I got two left feet.
- Have fun. - Right this way, sir.
This guy gonna keep his hands to himself out there?
Well, if recent history is any guide,
- you have nothing to worry about.
That your wife?
No.
We just met, actually.
- No! - Yeah.
- Forty goddamn years. - Wow!
I deserve a medal. Hell, I deserve a trophy!
She deserves one too.
When I coached Little League,
all the kids got trophies just for not giving up.
So is that what you're here celebrating tonight?
Not giving up?
Not givin' up is what it's all about.
So do you have any marriage advice?
Ah... separate bathrooms.
Hmm. That's your big tip?
Well, it helps.
- A little.
- Thank you.
- Hey, thank you very much.
All right. So, should we go get them?
- Thank you so much. - That was so nice.
- You mind if I cut in?
Are you kidding me? Of course I mind!
But I'll live.
- I'll live. - Thank you.
- May I have this dance? - You may.
♪ There's a somebody I'm longing to see ♪
♪ I hope that he Turns out to be ♪
♪ Someone who'll watch over me
♪ I'm a little lamb Who's lost in the wood ♪
- I thought I was gonna lose you to Eddie for the night.
"Party crasher!"
Did not sound like him.
Doesn't sound anything like him, no.
♪ To one who'll watch over me
So... now what?
Do you have a hotel room?
- I have a motel room. - Hmm.
It's a really nice motel.
- They got a pool. - Mmm.
There's a bunch of dead leaves in it.
And they have a vending machine that sells combs.
- Ooh! - If you need a comb.
Well, I have been looking for a good comb, so.
Look... before we go any further--
- Who said that we're going any further? - Nobody.
What?
Do you have a girlfriend, Will?
And let me be clear. By "girlfriend," I mean
"Do you have any significant relationships in your life
that might come up at a later time?"
I've had too many girlfriends over the past couple years.
But... really, they were all just versions of the same thing.
I hear you're the photographer.
Yeah. My condolences.
Is that a friend of yours?
Her? Oh, no. She's my dentist. No, I'm just kidding.
No, I don't know any of these people.
They're just moments that caught my eye,
and then I took pictures of 'em and threw 'em up on a wall.
Well, self-deprecation will get you everywhere.
- Cheers.
Wait, that's that bar in Greenpoint?
Yeah, yeah, with the ping-pong.
I love ping-pong.
What? You trying to lose?
You know how to get there?
I'm sure I could find it.
Oh, From Russia with Love is the best Bond movie!
- I'd love to see it sometime. - Oh, yeah?
I got a copy at my place. We should watch it.
When?
Let me check my schedule. How about... now?
Sure.
That just sounds terrible.
I'm not proud of any of this.
Really?
Not even a little bit?
Not anymore.
So, you're sure you don't want me to come with you?
Yeah, it's just an engagement party for this guy I used to play in a band with.
Well, look, I'd love to get a little window into your past.
- I'm barely gonna know anyone. - If I come, you'll know me.
Okay...
- I-- Sorry.
- What are we doing? - What do you mean?
Well, you clearly don't wanna be with me anymore, so.
Can you not? Please, can you not be so paranoid?
- I'm gonna text you when I come home.
Hey, hey. I promise, I'll text you as soon as I leave.
I have to do everything for you?
What do you mean?
I'm leaving.
So for the last year I've been single.
And I know it doesn't seem like it, but I--
I've been trying really hard to get my act together.
Look, it's not like I don't come with my own complications.
you're married.
Almost.
Wait, almost? I was joking.
I was set up on a blind date
with a lawyer named Mark.
I hate blind dates, and I thought I hated lawyers.
- Jane? Hi, I'm Mark. - Hi.
- Hey. - I'm so sorry I'm late.
Oh, that's okay. Oh, I--
I didn't realize we were going somewhere dressy.
- I would've-- - Oh, no, no. I just came from work.
- Oh. - Yeah. I'm good. You look great.
- Thanks. - Shall we?
- Yeah. - All right, great.
- All right. Mom is Kit, Dad is... Drew. - Yes! Yes.
They have a tendency to wear identical Irish wool sweaters,
so sometimes it's hard to tell them apart.
And they also have an Irish wool rug,
so sometimes it's hard to tell them apart from the rug.
Ah. Now you're just making stuff up.
No, I spent a whole night one time
talking to my dad about the difference between
nautical miles and actual miles.
Turns out I was talking to the rug.
- And Todd is your brother. Todd. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah, he's our, uh, pride and joy.
Kicked out of three schools for drugs I've never even heard of.
- Oh. - You know, sometimes I wonder how
he even finds out about 'em, you know?
Like, some special newsletter for fuck-ups?
I think I get that newsletter.
Not anymore, you don't.
Ready?
Yeah.
Who wants sangria?
- Oh, wow!
- Mom, thanks. - Ahh.
It's my special recipe.
- Here you go. - Thanks.
Yes. Oh, okay. Sure.
Well, okay.
That's nice.
I-- I went to a summer camp near here when I was a kid.
- Oh! - Yeah, I remember this one night,
I-- I got really trashed,
- and I tripped and I-- I fell into a ravine. - Oh...
Um... yeah, and I-- I got stuck there the entire night.
- It was-- it was crazy. - Ah.
Boys didn't help you get out of there?
Oh, no. No, they ran off. They left me there.
Oh. Well, that is just terrible that somebody would do that.
I only hope they were prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
- Todd's being sarcastic.
- One of his many charms.
So, Jane, uh, Mark tells us you are a journalist.
- Mm-hmm. - Now, where do you work?
I freelance.
- Oh! - Ooh.
Oh, I could never manage that.
- Too stressful. - Yes.
Actually, I like not knowing where my next job is coming from.
Keeps me on my toes.
And it means that no one can tie me down, you know?
Well, uh, why don't I just get right to the reason
- that we're here, then? - Okay.
All right. Um, Jane and I...
are engaged.
Wait, you were engaged?
Ohh!
- Yeah, we're so happy. - Thanks. Yeah.
Color me surprised!
When was this?
Three months ago.
- Whoa. - Yeah.
I really wouldn't expect you to be with a guy like, uh...
what was his name?
- Mark. - Mark. Yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't expect you to get engaged to a guy like that.
Okay, what kind of guy would you expect me to get engaged to?
I don't know. Like, a cynical...
you know, dark, brooding guy with a neck tattoo?
Well-- well, that is incredibly insulting.
But I see what you mean.
Okay, so what was so special about this fuddy-duddy?
- I guess I was just tired of the drama, you know? - Mm-hmm.
I was willing to accept the bargain.
What bargain?
That by capping my levels of pleasure and pain
and generally committing to the virtues of relative happiness
in return, I'd get some sort of stable life.
- Right. - Wrong, actually.
Our engagement lasted 13 days.
- Hey, Todd. - Hey.
Are you looking for Mark?
- He's at softball practice until 4:30. - I know.
Actually, uh... I came to see you.
Oh.
- Are-- Is everything okay? - Yeah, yeah.
Uh, can I come in?
Yeah, of course. Come in.
This is pretty much the only cocktail I know how to make.
Basically just tastes like a candy bar.
I kinda have a crush on you.
I-- I had to tell you.
I stop during the day, I wonder what you're doing.
Like, all the time.
Thank you. That's-- that's very flattering.
I'm not as crazy as Mark makes me out to be.
I'm just not so good at, you know, being in denial.
Well, you're young. You'll improve.
- Look, I'm serious.
I can't stop thinking about you.
Well, you should probably try.
Okay? Because I'm marrying your brother.
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
- And Mark?
Okay, he's boring.
You don't love him.
I know it. You know it.
- Do I? - You're settling.
- And you're gonna regret it. - Okay, Todd.
You're a junior in college, all right? This is a crush.
It will burn off in a month or two. I promise.
Yeah? You should ask him to tell you the location
of any specific freckle on your body.
Ask him if he's got any of them memorized.
I do.
You should go now.
Good evening. Can I help you, ma'am?
Hey, hey.
Everything all right?
I have to tell you something.
Okay.
But, I mean, you-- you should know
that you don't have to tell me anything.
Only if you want to.
Well, I thought the whole point of marriage was, you know,
to-- to tell each other everything, to not keep secrets.
People always have secrets. And that's okay, you know?
Little bit of mystery's a good thing, isn't it?
I slept with your brother.
You slept with his brother?
Ooh.
I gotta keep you away from my family.
I mean, it's impressive, though.
Why torpedo something when you can just...
...nuke it instead?
Yeah, well, my self-loathing reached
new levels with this one.
I guess that's part of the reason why
I came on so strong today at the wedding.
I thought it was 'cause I was so handsome and charming.
- No. You literally could have been anyone. - Got it.
♪ Ain't it out of heart in case it makes a getaway ♪
♪ They say to stay together
So now what?
Well, what do you do when you've told each other everything
and you didn't run for the hills?
♪ Even if forever never Really wanted to stay ♪
♪ Oh, oh I said I never Believed in the mates of soul ♪
♪ And so I never once Claimed that I know ♪
♪ That you're the only, Only one for me ♪
- Oh! - Oh, shit.
♪ Oh, and I know
- Okay. - Are you gonna hold it against me that
our first time was in a cheap motel?
- It's better than a coat closet.
- Wait. - You fucking with me?
No, I'm serious. Just... hold on.
- Are you all right? - Yeah.
Look, if we're really gonna do this,
I have to tell you about someone else.
- Okay. - And I-- I tried to--
I tried to tell you earlier.
His name was Wallace Fielding,
and we met while I was finishing my master's.
- Come in.
Hi. Professor Fielding?
Please don't call me "Professor."
That makes me feel like I'm supposed to
- actually profess something.
- I'm Wallace. - Yeah, I know. Hi.
I'm Jane.
- Nice to meet you, Jane. - You too.
Wow. Timbers At Dawn...
that book changed my life. I just have to tell you.
- Stop. You didn't read that. - I did, many times.
- I'm sorry. - No. I was actually wondering, do you have a second to...
chat, or is it a bad time?
Uh, it's actually the perfect time,
- because I don't wanna grade these papers right now. - Great, well.
- I'd love to chat. - You're welcome, then.
Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me.
I-- I know that you must be really busy.
Busy. Yes. But with what?
I took this job because I needed a regular salary
that would allow me to write in peace, but the truth is,
it just means I have an excuse not to write it all.
So, what do you do, then?
- You really wanna know? - Yeah, I do.
I-- I binge reality TV,
- like the show about the Alaskan crab fisherman.
It's riveting, honestly.
This, uh, is it. This is me.
- Oh. Wow, it's so nice. - Yeah.
I forget how this is done.
How-- how what is done?
How I'm supposed to invite you in.
I could offer you a drink, but I don't drink anymore.
Or I'd ask you if you wanna see my etchings, but I don't etch.
- Do you etch? - No, sadly, I do not.
I would like to come in.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's a bit Spartan, I know.
But, uh, I need to be careful.
The Internet makes acquiring things
far too easy for a hermit like myself.
You must get out sometime.
Don't you go on all those book tours?
I do the tours.
And then I come home, and then I don't wanna go out again
for a few years.
I used to go out for AA meetings until I--
I couldn't listen to anyone share their feelings anymore.
Most other human interaction makes me wanna drink.
Don't you...
think it's important to be out in the world?
Try new things?
I need a break from experiences,
otherwise I won't be able to see anything clearly.
So, no room for any new experiences?
I mean, I-- I might be able to make an exception...
here and there.
Why don't you move in with me?
You're joking, right?
I'm serious. I want you to move in.
You need a place to live.
Yeah, but shouldn't we date for more than a week first?
I haven't dated anyone in years.
I never saw the point.
You see, I'm either in or I'm out.
What do you think?
- Okay. - Yeah?
Yeah!
And that was that.
I moved in.
Is it too late for us to turn around and go home?
- Steady as she goes. - Hey, Professor Fielding.
- What's going on? - Hey.
- Hi. - Hey.
Hi.
I-- I-- I promised that we could go to this party,
but I'm gonna have to break my promise.
Oh, come on.
It'll be fun. Everyone loves you in there.
I only love you.
Okay. Well,
I only wanna be where you're at,
- so let's go home. - No, no. You go without me.
You haven't been to a party in months.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- I'll be fine. I'll do some work. - Okay.
- Go have fun. - All right.
- See you later. - See you.
Okay.
Hey.
- What happened? - Hey.
Come on.
Okay, come on.
Hey.
Hey.
Do you wanna talk about what happened?
Uh...
...I guess while you were out at your party,
I-- I had a little party of my own.
I'm just confused, because you-- you told me to go to the party.
- You told me to go out. - It isn't your fault.
Yeah, you should've let me come home with you.
That's what I-- I wanted to do in the first place.
- I-- - Hey, you know what?
I was thinking...
...maybe we should get married.
- What? - Yeah.
I'd-- I'd like to marry you.
If-- if-- if you-- if you want to.
- Do you want to? - Hey. Hey.
Let's just focus on this for right now, okay?
All I know is that I'd be a fool if I didn't try to keep you.
Wow.
I guess you did the Irish goodbye.
Yeah.
If it were an Olympic sport, I'd be a lock for gold.
Did you ever see him again?
I blamed myself.
I still do.
I couldn't date anyone for a long time after that.
And then I got myself engaged to Mark Forworth,
and I blew that to bits.
- Hmm.
So if you're looking for someone to save you,
you are looking in the wrong place.
I don't need you to save me.
God, I'm such a mess.
- Hey...
you're not even the biggest mess in this room.
You don't have to try and make me feel better.
I'm not.
I gotta tell you about Audrey.
Hey, can I get a vodka soda, please?
Hi.
You know, you're never gonna believe it,
but I was gonna wear this exact same outfit.
You could pull off a dress. - You think so?
- Mm-hmm. - I don't think that I'd look
- quite as beautiful as you, though. - Ah.
So, what brings you here tonight?
Uh, they hired me to take pictures of some band.
Yeah. What about you?
I'm the lead singer of some band.
Ooh. Fuck.
You kinda set me up for that, though.
Yeah, maybe a little.
Make me look good.
Ready?
Ah. Hi, everyone.
Thanks for coming out tonight.
Uh, this is an old favorite.
♪ It had to be you
♪ It had to be you ♪
♪ I wandered around And finally found ♪
♪ The somebody who
♪ Could make me be true ♪
♪ Could make me be blue
♪ And even be glad Just to be sad ♪
♪ Thinkin' of you
Is it okay if I move that lamp?
Oh, yeah, move anything you want.
Are you sure it's all right?
I-- I don't wanna mess up your space.
Yeah, it's just a bunch of furniture
that I grabbed off the street.
You can put anything anywhere you want, baby.
I just wanna be sure that we're doing this right.
Of course.
And I don't wanna sit around forever
waiting for something to happen to me, you know?
Yeah. You know what?
- I'd like to be something that's happening to you right now.
♪ But they wouldn't do
♪ For nobody else ♪
♪ Gave me a thrill
♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪
♪ It had to be you
♪ Wonderful you
♪ It had to be you
♪ It had to be you
♪ It had to be you
♪ It had to be you ♪
♪ For nobody else Gave me a thrill ♪
♪ With all your faults I love you still ♪
♪ It had to be you ♪
♪ Wonderful you
♪ It had to be you
Your heart's beating really fast.
I know. This is different.
Yeah, this is different.
Hi.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I interrupted your story. - Yeah, that was so rude of you.
- I'll be right back. - Okay.
Who's Juliet?
That's the rest of the story.
Hey.
Sorry I'm late. It's the fuckin' train.
- It's fine. Here are your keys. - Yeah, yeah.
Uh, I moved everything out.
Wow. That was quick.
Um...
Well, so what-- what are you gonna do?
- Where are you going to go? - Home.
I'm moving back in with my parents.
What?
- Why-- why do you wanna do that? - I'm pregnant, Will.
I discussed it with them, and they're going to help.
Wait, you-- you-- you told them, and-- and you didn't tell me?
Are you joking?
You're the one who broke up with me--
Okay, well, 'cause I-- 'cause I--
I need a little time to figure things out.
- No, no-- - I didn't know that--
I-- I know you-- you weren't ready.
And you certainly aren't ready for this, are you?
I'm sorry, I-- I don't get a say?
Do you really want one?
That's what I thought.
So Juliet's my daughter.
How old is she?
She's turning five next week.
Are you doing anything?
For her birthday?
Um... I don't know.
I-- I-- Um, yeah, I'm not sure yet.
Wait, what--
what are you doing? Why are you getting dressed?
I just-- I really gotta get home.
It's 6:00 in the morning.
Yeah, but I told you that I have a deadline coming up, so.
Sorry, are you-- are you, like, mad that I have a daughter?
No.
I'm sorry. I-- It was really nice meeting you.
Where are you going?
I am gonna go back to my car.
- I'll get a Lyft. - No, no.
If-- if you really need to go, I can drive you to your car.
I think we need to say goodbye here.
I-- I'm sorry.
Can you help me understand,
why-- why are you running off all of a sudden?
- Okay, you really wanna do this? - Yeah.
What was the one thing I asked you before we slept with each other?
You asked me if I had a girlfriend, right?
No, if you had any significant relationships.
Anything that might come up at a later time.
You don't think I might wanna know that you have a kid?
Well, I-- I didn't think that that's what you meant.
Yeah. This would never work.
Wait, what-- what do you mean, this--
What did I say to make you think that?
It's not one thing you said, it's all of it. It's everything.
How is it any different from all the shit that you told me?
Well, it's just unbelievably obvious
that you are someone who cannot be counted on.
- Oh, come on. Geez. - Yeah, when things get too heavy for you,
- too real, you bail. - Yeah, and you've run out on
every guy you've ever been with!
Yeah, because I cannot help falling for
damaged guys like you!
So yes, I get out while I can!
♪ Try to get up and get out
♪ And have your day
♪ Trying to do all you can ♪
♪ To ward off the pain ♪
♪ You think You found the light ♪
♪ In the dead of the night
♪ But your heart's Still gonna break ♪
- Hey, Will. - Hey. What's up?
- Um, is she up? - Yeah.
I'm just getting her ready. Hang on a sec.
- Hi, Daddy. - Hey, sweetheart, how you doing? Good morning.
Are you coming to see me today?
Am I coming to see you today? No. Not-- not today.
But you're coming to my birthday party?
Of course I'm coming to your birthday party.
- I wouldn't miss it for the world. - Okay.
- Yeah. - It's a painting party.
You're having a painting party? I thought--
I mean, your mom didn't tell me that.
Well, what are we gonna paint?
Um, a turtle!
We're gonna paint a turtle? That sounds good.
Okay, well, maybe I'll paint the head
and you can paint the shell, okay?
Okay.
Did you get me a present?
Yeah, I got you a present, but, uh, I can't--
- I can't tell you what it is yet. - Come on. Please?
- All right. Do you-- you really wanna know? - Yes!
I got you that, uh, Molly doll you wanted.
- Sally, not Molly! - Oh, god damn it.
- Daddy! - Oh--
You have to put money in the swear jar.
Sorry, sorry. Didn't mean to swear.
Um, okay, but I'll-- I'll get you the right thing.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
I miss you so much, baby.
I-- I really miss you so much. How-- how's school going?
- Did you learn anything cool? - Um...
did you know the whole world used to be underwater?
Ohh. No, I didn't know that.
Juliet, breakfast!
- I gotta go. - Okay. Wait, wait.
Wait, um, baby, before you go, do you think that we can--
we could just do our thing really quick?
Okay, Daddy.
Okay.
I love you, I love you, I love you...
I love you, I love you, I love you...
...I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you...
...I love you, I love you,
...I love you, I love you, I love you.
Okay. Have the best day at school.
- I-- I miss you so much. - I miss you too.
- Bye, Daddy. - Okay. Bye, baby. I love you.
Long night?
Yeah.
- Wanna talk about it? - No. God, no.
No, I've already done way too much talking.
Can we actually just pull over?
Um, I just need to... think for a second.
I-- I promise I'll give you a good tip.
Are you okay?
Yeah. Um...
listen, I'm not crazy.
Or... I don't know, maybe I am.
But could you actually just take me back to where
you picked me up from? There's just--
Yeah, there's something that I need to do.
Actually, on second thought--
or on third thought-- could we just follow that car?
Uh, yeah.
It's been one of those nights.
Yeah, you have no idea.
Hi.
Did-- did-- did you know that
the whole world used to be underwater?
- What? - Yeah.
My daughter just told me that, and, uh...
I don't talk about her enough.
And I think maybe I even got started yesterday because
I was trying to figure out a way to tell you about her.
But she's amazing,
and I think you would really love her.
Like, she kind of reminds me of you, actually.
Like, she'll just sing in the bath
at the top of her lungs,
and she doesn't care how she sounds.
She'll ask me these creative, incredible questions,
like, you know, "Daddy, what are flowers made out of?"
And if I'm telling her a story and she doesn't like the ending,
she just-- she just makes up her own.
I'm just... not there to read to her enough.
But...
she's having a painting party next week,
and I'm gonna be there,
and I'm gonna paint my ass off, because I am just--
I am gonna be whatever she needs me to be, you know?
I am gonna show up, and I am gonna love
with my whole heart, just like she does.
Because she-- she deserves that.
Jane, I'm a mess.
And I don't have any answers,
and I don't expect you to, either.
But...
ever since we met and we started talking,
I just--
I started thinking that maybe you and I could figure it out.
Together.
Thank you.
Thank you for sharing that. I--
She sounds amazing.
Look, I was fully dreading coming to this wedding.
Until you showed up. And--
and then you got to talking,
and the more you said, the more I wanted to hear,
because I didn't just get your words,
I got your way of seeing, and thinking, and remembering,
and it turns out I had all this shit I needed to share too.
And usually I feel so alone in my memories,
but it was different with you.
It was like you were right there.
And this is crazy.
I know that we just met,
and I know that this has taken us both by surprise,
but I don't want our conversation to end.
And I am afraid.
I admit that. I am fully afraid of failing again.
But I don't wanna believe that either one of us is a hopeless case.
I don't. But...
I don't know.
Maybe we gotta take a leap.
Yeah, well, it's one hell of a leap.
We don't have to promise the rest of our lives to each other.
We don't even have to promise the rest of our day.
Let's just keep talking. Okay?
Because I love talking to you.
Let's just talk and talk
until we don't have anything more to say.
All right.
Let's tell a story.
♪ One of these days My ship will come in ♪
♪ Then I won't have To work anymore ♪
♪ I can take some time
♪ To find out where I'm goin'
♪ And where I've been ♪
♪ One of these days My ship will come in ♪
♪ One of these nights
♪ True love will arrive
♪ Then I'll know what all The heartache's been for ♪
♪ I can lay to rest The years of loneliness ♪
♪ Take a breath And down I'll dive ♪
♪ One of these nights ♪
♪ True love will arrive
♪ Some early morning
♪ I'll wake up lost and alone
♪ Just wanting you so
♪ But even knowing you're gone
♪ I'll still keep holdin' on
♪ One of these days
♪ My stars will align
♪ Then I'll go To some sunny shore ♪
♪ Where my troubles seem Like a distant dream ♪
♪ Oh, for the sweet life, How I pine ♪
♪ One of these days
♪ My stars will align
♪ When I look back now
♪ It's all blurred somehow
♪ And the future's Still so dim ♪
♪ But I know one of these days
♪ My ship will come in
♪ But I know, I know, I know One of these days ♪
♪ My ship will come in
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