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<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

2
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<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

3
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<i>♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪</i>

4
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<i>♪ The somebody who</i>

5
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<i>♪ Could make me be true ♪</i>

6
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<i>♪ Oh, could make me be blue</i>

7
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<i>♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪</i>

8
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<i>♪ Thinkin' of you</i>

9
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<i>♪ Some others I've seen ♪</i>

10
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<i>♪ Might never be mean ♪</i>

11
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<i>♪ Might never be cross
Or try to be boss ♪</i>

12
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<i>♪ But they wouldn't do</i>

13
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<i>♪ To make me be true ♪</i>

14
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<i>♪ Or to make me be blue</i>

15
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<i>♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪</i>

16
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<i>♪ Thinkin' of you</i>

17
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<i>♪ For nobody else
Gave me a thrill ♪</i>

18
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<i>♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪</i>

19
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<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

20
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<i>♪ Wonderful you</i>

21
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<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

22
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<i>♪ Sha-la-la, sha-la-la</i>

23
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<i>♪ Sha-la-la</i>

24
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<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

25
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<i>♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪</i>

26
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<i>♪ The somebody who</i>

27
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<i>♪ Somebody who</i>

28
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<i>♪ For nobody else
gave me a thrill ♪</i>

29
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<i>♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪</i>

30
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<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

31
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<i>♪ Wonderful you</i>

32
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<i>♪ It had to be you ♪</i>

33
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<i>♪ Had to be you, babe</i>

34
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<i>♪ Yeah</i>

35
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You want one of these?

36
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Oh! Enjoy.

37
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- Hey.
- Hey, could I get
a cranberry juice with ice?

38
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And vodka.

39
00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,287
- Just a splash.
-  Sure.

40
00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:07,247
Actually, no.
No, um, no cranberry juice.

41
00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,031
Vodka, rocks.

42
00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,685
- Final answer. Thanks.
-  You got it.

43
00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:16,952
Hey, way to show up late.

44
00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,259
Yeah. It's my specialty.

45
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I'm Will.

46
00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:26,309
Jane.

47
00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,574
So, are you here
for Sarah, or...

48
00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:35,884
- Fuck. Max? The groom.
- His name is Matt.

49
00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,973
- Matt.
- You know, I may have
missed the ceremony,

50
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- but at least I know the name of
the bride and the groom.
- Fair.

51
00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,499
So how do you guys
know each other?

52
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We used to
play in a band.

53
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- Oh, a band!
- Yeah.

54
00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,157
- Oh. So you're...
- Unfit for society?

55
00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:50,290
Well, I was gonna say
"musical," actually.

56
00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,856
Oh, no. That's 'cause
you didn't hear us yet.

57
00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,293
- What do you play?

58
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Um, I played drums.

59
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- Drums.
- Yeah. Yeah.

60
00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,775
Wait,
please tell me you're not

61
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one of those drummers who sings.

62
00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:03,172
- You are.
- I am. I am. Yeah.

63
00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,783
- How about you?
- Oh, no. I don't play anything.

64
00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,437
No, I mean, why--
why are you here?

65
00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,309
Oh. Uh, well,
I went to school with Sarah,

66
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,137
but I haven't seen her
since I left the city.

67
00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,403
Uh... is it dead?

68
00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,668
That looks dead.
Looks like a dead cat.

69
00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,235
Okay, well,
I'm not an expert on symbolism,

70
00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:25,020
but when a cat drops dead
at your wedding,

71
00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,196
- that cannot be a good omen.
- No...

72
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You know, when I first saw you,

73
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I thought that we should have
sex in the coat closet.

74
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Yeah?

75
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But I have had a few, so.

76
00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:46,041
Clearly I'm not
thinking that clearly.

77
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Yeah, well, you know, uh...

78
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clear thinking is--
is really overrated.

79
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Yeah, it wouldn't end well.

80
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Think at the beginning.

81
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And we are standing over
a dead cat right now,

82
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so that can't be a good sign.

83
00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,233
- Yeah...

84
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<i>♪ Right about now, you got me
Hoping you're bluffing ♪</i>

85
00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,595
<i>♪ If you're leaving alone, then
You're leaving me nothing ♪</i>

86
00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,902
<i>♪ It's a long walk
With a short fuse ♪</i>

87
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<i>♪ Because it just ain't right
If I can't have you ♪</i>

88
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Oh, fuck, this fucking dress.

89
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Here, turn around.

90
00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:31,173
<i>♪ I'll shine for you
Like the North Star ♪</i>

91
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- What is this thing, Fort Knox?
- Okay, just turn it--

92
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Okay, you know what? Forget it.

93
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Okay.

94
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<i>♪ Sugar and spice,
It would be nice ♪</i>

95
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<i>♪ If we could agree, yeah</i>

96
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<i>♪ Sugar and spice,
The dark and the light ♪</i>

97
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<i>♪ Are you thinking 'bout me?</i>

98
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Shit. Where are we?

99
00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,020
-  What?

100
00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,804
I don't think
this is a good idea.

101
00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,198
- What's your point?
- Don't get me wrong,

102
00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:58,461
I really want to,
and I'm so fuckin' into you,

103
00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:01,421
but I... am kind of
in a weird place.

104
00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:04,336
Yeah, you're in a beach club
coat closet.

105
00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,556
- You think that, like, we could
just talk for a minute?
- Talk?

106
00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,732
Yeah. Just talk.

107
00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,394
Could you get the hell
out of my way, please?

108
00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,353
What's going
on back there?

109
00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:24,182
Well... uh,
we were about to fuck,

110
00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:26,446
but I guess he--
he had a change of heart.

111
00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,622
That's-- that's not
what happened.

112
00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,712
Okay.

113
00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,670
Hey! Can you just give me
a chance to explain?

114
00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,759
- You really don't have to.
- No, it's-- it's--

115
00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,283
- it's complicated.
- No, I bet it's real
fuckin' simple.

116
00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:40,068
- No, come on. Don't leave.
- Well...

117
00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,679
I mean, I just told
everyone within earshot

118
00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,376
we were about to have
sex on their coats,

119
00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,509
so no, there's no way
I'm going back in there.

120
00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,990
You did do that.
But also, you've been
doing a little drinking,

121
00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,426
so-- so maybe
you shouldn't drive.

122
00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:54,691
- Where you going?
-  For a walk.

123
00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:56,693
Mmm...

124
00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,360
Hey, let me buy you a coffee.

125
00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,493
I'm fine.

126
00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,278
We're miles from anywhere.

127
00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,932
I don't want you to get
eaten up by coyotes.

128
00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,021
Are you sure you wanna walk?

129
00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,332
You sure you don't want
to sit up front?

130
00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,770
No. I feel like I'm gonna
be sick all of a sudden.

131
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,467
Can we just, like,
sit here for a second?

132
00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,816
Of course, yeah.

133
00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,386
You left your gift.

134
00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,650
S--

135
00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:56,187
So, um, I'm a commercial
photographer...

136
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,581
- Mmm.
- ...which-- which mostly means
I take pictures of, like,

137
00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:01,192
- espresso machines and current--
- Oh, God. Can we not do that?

138
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,020
Can-- can we not do what?

139
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,805
Talk about our lives?

140
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,982
Yeah. We don't have to talk.

141
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,160
We'll just sit in a, uh--

142
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,902
in a parked car
in-- in complete silence.

143
00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,208
Sounds good.

144
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,210
<i>Silencio.</i>

145
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,431
- Silence. I could be quiet.
- All right, all right. Let's--

146
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,564
- I don't have to talk.
- Let's just get this
over with. Um...

147
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:29,307
I am a freelance writer,
and at the moment,

148
00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,571
I am researching an article
for <i>Vanity Fair</i>

149
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,312
about a murder in the Hamptons,
which is why I'm in Sag Harbor.

150
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:36,576
I feel like <i>Vanity Fair</i>
publishes an article about

151
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,839
- a murder in the Hamptons,
like, once a month.
- Yeah, well,

152
00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,971
apparently the main thing
rich people like to do

153
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,147
for fun in the Hamptons
is murder each other.

154
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:46,586
- Um, let's see.

155
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:52,722
Um... well, I'm an only child
from a strict Catholic family,

156
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:57,205
which explains my penchant for
sleeping with guys at weddings.

157
00:09:57,205 --> 00:10:01,035
- So this is a regular thing?
- And I have three little
boys who I love very much.

158
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,950
Wait, what?

159
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,388
- I'm fucking with you.
- Oh.

160
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,912
Except for the writer part
and the Catholic part.

161
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,958
Look at this. We're-- we're
having a back-and-forth.

162
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,873
- See, it wasn't so hard.
- Listen,

163
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,179
I would keep asking you
questions about yourself,

164
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,660
but honestly, I think
the only thing we have in common

165
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:21,185
- is that we just shared
a humiliating sexual experience.
- That's nothing.

166
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,710
Do you wanna know
the most humiliating
sexual experience of my life?

167
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,276
- I don't.
- It might make you feel better.

168
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,191
Mmm, pretty sure it won't.

169
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:31,239
- It was with this girl
Jodi Dunn back in high school.
- I-- I don't care.

170
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,458
She was the first person
to ever go down on me.

171
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,156
You're just gonna steamroll
right on through, aren't you?

172
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,940
And I came in my own eye.

173
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,552
Wait, what?

174
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,339
I ejaculated
into my own eyeball.

175
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,908
Okay, go on.

176
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,956
<i>One night,
Jodi and I snuck off
into the woods.</i>

177
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,742
<i>I had no idea what I was doing.</i>

178
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,789
<i>♪ Oh, all the good times
That we shared ♪</i>

179
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,185
<i>♪ Our breakin' all the rules</i>

180
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,492
<i>♪ Well, I don't know, baby</i>

181
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,364
<i>♪ Now something's changed,
You know ♪</i>

182
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,322
Oh, oh, whoa. Wait, wait.

183
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,933
Jodi, slow down.

184
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,457
Slow down--

185
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,286
In porn circles,
that maneuver is known

186
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,855
- as "the pirate's eye."
-  Oh, my God!

187
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,161
<i>Jodi helped me
discover my love of photography.</i>

188
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,076
- So pretty.

189
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,296
<i>She lived five miles away,</i>

190
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,776
<i>but it felt
like a whole other world.</i>

191
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,865
<i>When my parents would fight,</i>

192
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,954
<i>it would be
really passive aggressive.</i>

193
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,434
<i>But her parents,
they would just... go at it.</i>

194
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,661
Um, do you wanna
drive around a little bit?

195
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,532
Uh, I'm used to it.

196
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,535
- Sure?
- Yeah.

197
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,407
- Okay.
- Look at me.

198
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,500
- Well, so what happened to her?
- Thought you weren't interested.

199
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,850
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you embarrassed to tell me?

200
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,723
I literally just told you
a story about me cumming
in my own eye.

201
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,813
So, what, did you cum in hers?
Did you blind the poor girl?

202
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,990
It's really not that far away.

203
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,905
I know.

204
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,342
I'm glad you're going.

205
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,432
I mean,
if you stayed here with me,

206
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,651
you'd probably just end up
working at the mall forever.

207
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,610
No, it's not like that. Hey.

208
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,568
It's not like
we're breaking up, okay?

209
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,875
I'm-- I'm gonna come
visit you at Christmas, okay?

210
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,921
- You're gonna forget about me.
- No!

211
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,273
No way.

212
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,063
<i>You forgot about her,
didn't you?</i>

213
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,978
No. That's not it.

214
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,938
After my last
final fall semester,

215
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:48,289
<i>I got in the car and I drove
down there to surprise her,</i>

216
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,291
<i>and it did not go well.</i>

217
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,479
Wow, that is an impressive way
to break up with someone.

218
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,668
I was pretty shattered.

219
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,802
Yeah, we've all been there.

220
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,805
I mean,
that was our special place.

221
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,546
Wait, your special place was

222
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,592
in the front seat of a car
in her driveway?

223
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,769
Come on.

224
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,817
Wait, I have a question.

225
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,951
- Were you faithful to her?
- Yeah!

226
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,172
Yeah...

227
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,870
Well, it's not like
I was gonna propose to her.

228
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,742
So, what, you just wanted a girl
you could have sex with

229
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,919
- while you went home
on vacation?
- Of course I did. I was 18.

230
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,529
So was she.

231
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,139
This place
better have decent pie.

232
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,017
Are you gonna eat that?

233
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,976
No, no, no. It's all yours.

234
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,892
Man, I haven't thought
about Jodi in so long.

235
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,503
It's like I was
a different person.

236
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,376
You never forget your first
heartbreak, that's for sure.

237
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,681
Mm-hmm.

238
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,990
- What was yours?
-  No.

239
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,949
No, we don't need to
get into all that, trust me.

240
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,040
You know what?
I want my pie back.

241
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,564
- What?
- Yeah. Just feeling hungry,

242
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,479
and I think I want some pie.

243
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,350
Are you reneging
on your pie offer?

244
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,786
I'll make you a trade, okay?

245
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,310
I'll give you some of this pie

246
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,094
if you tell me
your first heartbreak.

247
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,922
Can I
get you another slice?

248
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,882
No. No, I think we're all right.

249
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:52,892
- He drove a red '68 Mustang.
- Mmm.

250
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,895
- Okay, do you want me
to continue, or are you--
- Do you want that pie?

251
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,770
I can't get it.

252
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,337
Nah, nah.

253
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,165
That's not right,
that's not right.

254
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,123
All right, all you gotta do
is just hit the gas

255
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,038
- and pop the clutch, all right?
- Okay.

256
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,563
Don't be scared.

257
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,043
<i>♪ Out this town</i>

258
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,133
<i>♪ And so I'm leavin'</i>

259
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,745
<i>♪ I'm gonna leave this town ♪</i>

260
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,184
<i>♪ I ain't comin' back</i>

261
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,577
<i>♪ I never lose a tear</i>

262
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,407
<i>♪ When I think about the past</i>

263
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,671
<i>♪ Don't hold me,
Don't hold me back ♪</i>

264
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,850
<i>♪ Hey</i>

265
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:50,950
Wait, she thinks I'm with him
because I have low self-esteem?

266
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,517
Ha! Please. I don't think so.

267
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,780
How would Sister Rose even know?
She's a nun.

268
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,304
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

269
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,609
So what's this
guy's deal, anyway?

270
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,220
Where does he go to school?

271
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:02,918
I'm not sure.

272
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,095
Okay, let's try
an easier question.

273
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,662
What's his name?

274
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,099
- Michael.
- What's his last name?

275
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,798
Hanrahan.

276
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,584
Why?

277
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,889
Hanrahan.

278
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,719
Um...
where do you live?

279
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,423
I just--

280
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,948
I just think maybe I should
meet your family sometime.

281
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,734
Wow.
That's a cute outfit.

282
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,825
- So was he your first?
- Yeah.

283
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:44,438
He also introduced me
to graffiti and petty theft.

284
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,309
Whoa, petty theft.
What a badass.

285
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,963
Yeah.

286
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,140
It was partly
a great teenage romance

287
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,490
and partly
a series of misdemeanors.

288
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,884
So, what was he hiding?

289
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,672
One day he was supposed to
pick me up from school,

290
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,587
but he didn't show.

291
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,243
So I went over to his house,

292
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,680
and I asked his mom
if he was home.

293
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,509
He's-- he's...

294
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,078
How long was he sick?

295
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:22,171
I don't really ever
remember him not being sick, so.

296
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:28,482
Hey, once I'm, um--
once I'm done eating
dinner with my mom,

297
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,744
I'll come pick you up, okay?

298
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,660
Wait.

299
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,444
You really want to?

300
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,056
Yeah.

301
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,014
Oh, okay. I just...

302
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,104
I mean, don't you
think that we should...

303
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,499
like, talk or something?

304
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,980
What do you wanna talk about?

305
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:54,073
The whole time we were together,
your dad was dying

306
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,335
and you didn't tell me about it.

307
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,208
Michael, I'm so sorry.
I can't even imagine

308
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,297
- what you're going through
right now.
- It's-- it's fine.

309
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,691
I just--
Seriously, it's fine. I'm fine.

310
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,478
I'll see you around, Jane.

311
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,872
Michael.

312
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,146
So he broke up with you.

313
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,411
I'm not sure we were
ever actually together.

314
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,544
Well, maybe he just
wanted to keep you separate

315
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,502
from all the shit
that was going on in his life.

316
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,938
No, maybe he
just wanted to get laid.

317
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,550
I mean, having sex with you

318
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,247
was probably the best thing
in his life.

319
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,554
It's probably pretty great.

320
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:44,906
It is pretty great.

321
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,430
I'm sure it is.

322
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,826
It's too bad you blew
your only chance to
experience it for yourself.

323
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,394
And that's definitely my loss.

324
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,879
Okay, well, I'm stuffed.

325
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,013
- And I'm sober.
And I'm very tired.
- Wait.

326
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,623
Let's get out of here.

327
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,885
I got an idea.

328
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,324
Well-- Okay. Just...

329
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,680
This one's for you,
Michael Hanrahan!

330
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,247
And for you, Jodi Dunn!

331
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,907
<i>♪ Don't hold me,
Don't hold me back ♪</i>

332
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,043
<i>♪ Hey</i>

333
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,662
Holy shit. We're going here.

334
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,106
"Private property.
Trespassers will be prosecuted

335
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,196
- to the full extent of the law."
- Huh.

336
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,676
That was easy.  Come on.

337
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,157
Graceful.

338
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,509
- We're criminals!

339
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,260
- This place is cool.
- Oh!

340
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,220
Ey! Step right up.
Step right up,

341
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,309
let's see if you're tall enough
to ride this ride.

342
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,572
Ah, young lady, you're gonna
need to take your shoes off.

343
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,269
- Okay.
- All right, let's see.

344
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,532
- Aw, man.

345
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,492
- Aw, rats!
Better luck next time.
- Well, guess what?

346
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,929
I didn't wanna ride
The Rockin' Tug anyway, so.

347
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,713
Ooh. "Rockin' Tug"?

348
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,541
That doesn't seem appropriate
for a kids' ride.

349
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,543
Let's go over here.

350
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,153
Come on.

351
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,121
Ooh.

352
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,346
- This is amazing.
- It is.

353
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,348
- This is also how
we get arrested.
- Okay,

354
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,306
this place is clearly
out of commission.

355
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,090
Nobody's coming for us,
I promise.

356
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,310
-  You promise?
- Yeah.

357
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:18,494
- Oh.
- Oh! Hi!

358
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:21,323
-  Hey.
-  Hi, sir, officer.

359
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,717
Are you two aware
that you're on private property?

360
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,850
Uh, yeah. We are.

361
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,722
Uh, we actually lost our car,

362
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,811
and-- and we were looking
everywhere for it,

363
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:33,335
and then we thought, "We gotta
get to the highest vantage point

364
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,859
- to-- to find it," and-- and--
- Yeah, I dared him
to come up here.

365
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,340
- I should get the cops out here.
- Oh, great.

366
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,560
-  Have 'em arrest you
for trespassing.
- Great.

367
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,344
Okay, we'll be right down.
Come on.

368
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,358
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

369
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,759
For the ride, Carl.
Appreciate it.

370
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,718
You're a legend.

371
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,286
Okay, you got any more
breaking and entering plan,

372
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:13,375
or are we just gonna
go rob a liquor store?

373
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,551
- What do you think?
- No. I have seen
the error of my ways.

374
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,684
Going straight from here on out.

375
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,427
Come on, tell me more
about your checkered past.
I just-- I wanna hear it all.

376
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,603
I don't think either one of us
has enough time for that.

377
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,648
I don't have anywhere to be.
I'll start.

378
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,520
Is this how you seduce women?

379
00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:30,349
I haven't before,
but is it working?

380
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,481
No, for real.
My memory is overcrowded.

381
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:33,830
I think it
could use some unloading.

382
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,834
- Yeah. I know what you mean.
- Fuck it.

383
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,793
Let's just tell
each other everything. You know?

384
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,882
Everybody we ever
loved or tried to love.

385
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:45,538
No. That-- that sounds like
a potentially disastrous idea.

386
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:48,367
I mean, what do we have to lose?
You're never gonna
see me after tonight.

387
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,371
Yeah, I-- I guess
you're right about that.

388
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,938
All right,
so I'm happy to tell you

389
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,549
a few more of
my romantic humiliations.

390
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,944
Well, I promise not to laugh.

391
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:03,033
I already know
you well enough to know

392
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:05,384
- that's completely bullshit.
- I promise not to laugh much.

393
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:09,300
Okay, then.

394
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,742
<i>So, my senior
year of college, I met a girl.</i>

395
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,265
<i>A woman, actually.</i>

396
00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,441
Hey!

397
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,966
- Are you--
- Do you know where
the train station is?

398
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,664
-  Sorry?
-  The train?

399
00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:26,796
- Oh.
- Yeah.

400
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:30,844
Uh... yeah...
it's about ten minutes that way.

401
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:36,284
You-- Sorr--
You, uh-- you don't happen to--

402
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,981
You don't go here, do you?

403
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,679
No, I was just
visiting my cousin.

404
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,508
- What's your name?
- Uh, Will.

405
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,770
- Will.
- Hi.

406
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,772
- Hi. I'm Eve.
- Hi.

407
00:23:45,772 --> 00:23:48,775
Will... will you walk
me to the train station?

408
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:53,388
Okay. Oh, I-- I--
I'd really love to.

409
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,608
I, uh-- I actually
have class right now,

410
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:58,741
- but...
-  Ohh! No, you don't.

411
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:01,309
- Come on.
- Wha-- Okay.

412
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,317
-  I'm cumming.
- Oh, I'm cumming.

413
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,232
-  I'm cumming, I'm cumming.
- Me too. Okay.

414
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,105
Oh, my God.

415
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,588
- That-- that was...
-  You're welcome.

416
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:28,597
Oh, my God.

417
00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,862
Oh, come on!

418
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,169
Did that actually happen,
or did you dream it?

419
00:24:35,169 --> 00:24:36,649
I know.

420
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,477
- She's really hot.
- I know!

421
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:42,132
I didn't know you
were a photographer.

422
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,612
Well...

423
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,135
...we didn't really, uh--

424
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,659
we didn't really
do too much talking.

425
00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,096
No, I'm not a photographer.

426
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:51,272
I just--
I just take some pictures.

427
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,230
I'm not really sure
what I wanna be yet.

428
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,754
I think
it's really clear what you are.

429
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,541
Get dressed. And pack a bag.

430
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,761
- We gotta go.
- Wait, what?
Where are we going?

431
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:05,547
You showed me your room,
and now I'm gonna show you mine.

432
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:15,426
<i>♪ Baby, do you think that
I could maybe try
And make it colder? ♪</i>

433
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,516
<i>♪ Colder than
The etched-in stone ♪</i>

434
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,605
<i>♪ When I know I just wanna
Be your best friend ♪</i>

435
00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:22,216
<i>♪ Maybe you'll find
A time and place ♪</i>

436
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,827
<i>♪ Well, maybe I like the rhyme
And taste of freedom ♪</i>

437
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:27,482
- Hi!
-  Welcome home!

438
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,571
This is Justine.
She's my roommate.

439
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,268
- Hi.
- This is Will.

440
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,183
I just found him
at Courtney's school.

441
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:36,447
Oh, higher education.
Welcome to lower education.

442
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:39,581
- I've heard that you don't come
empty-handed to a party.

443
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,540
Actually,
my mom told me that, so.

444
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:44,281
Oh, your mother
is a good woman, Will.

445
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:47,284
- Never forget that.
- Okay, leave room for God.

446
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,504
- I have to change. Sorry.
- Here you go.

447
00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:51,201
Jesus, Eve.

448
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,769
Little past
your friend's bedtime.

449
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:56,206
This is Will.
He's visiting for the weekend.

450
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,730
So what do you do, Will?

451
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,906
Feel free to make something up.

452
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:02,473
Nobody at this party knows what
they came to New York to do.

453
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:04,345
What did you come
to New York to do, Noah?

454
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,608
I can't remember why
I came to New York

455
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,262
except to sleep with you, Eve.

456
00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,482
Why are you here, kid?

457
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,137
To sleep with Eve.

458
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,227
Well played, young man.

459
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,416
- Okay. All right, okay.
- What?

460
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:34,593
- Take it easy.
I'm not going anywhere.
-  Sorry.

461
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,030
Whoo, I don't think
I'm gonna make that last
train back tonight.

462
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,555
What drugs did you take, exactly?

463
00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:42,862
Justine gave me
those blue pills,

464
00:26:42,862 --> 00:26:44,472
and then some purple pills.

465
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:46,517
She gave you
blue and purple pills?

466
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:48,258
- Blue and purple.
- Wait, really?

467
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,912
- Wait, what?
- Well, how many did you take?

468
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,566
I don't know, like, three?
Or four?

469
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:53,655
-  Three or four?
- Yeah?

470
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,049
- We have to call an ambulance!
- We have to call an ambulance?

471
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:58,225
- What is the number?
- For an amb-- 911?

472
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,922
What--

473
00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:02,490
Hello,
is this the ambulance?

474
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,666
I have an emergency!

475
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,581
You're-- you--
you are so full of shit.

476
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:12,413
- I like this chick.
- Yeah, I did too.

477
00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:14,458
I pretty much lived
with her in New York,

478
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,200
and then I'd just take the train
back whenever I had a test.

479
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,900
So you dropped out of school
without actually having to
drop out of school.

480
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,902
I put in a bare minimum
amount of effort.

481
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,294
Hmm.

482
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,210
Kinda sensing a pattern here.

483
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,483
Yeah.

484
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:42,008
<i>♪ Oh, it's taking over ♪</i>

485
00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,663
<i>♪ Taking me over tonight</i>

486
00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:47,840
<i>♪ Yes, I feel it taking over ♪</i>

487
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,711
<i>♪ Oh, it's taking over</i>

488
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,973
She wants to fuck you.

489
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,106
What? No, she doesn't.

490
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:55,369
If you went to talk to her,
you could take her home in,

491
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:56,805
like, three minutes.

492
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,641
Do you want me to take her home?

493
00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:08,512
I just want you to know
you could if you wanted to.

494
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,342
What if I don't want to?

495
00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:17,957
Then you're gonna
come home with me.

496
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,874
- Come on.
- Where are we going?

497
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:26,182
- It's an Irish goodbye.
- What's an Irish goodbye?

498
00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:29,708
Suddenly, you're just...
not there.

499
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:35,235
Okay, so you passed the test.

500
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,716
I mean,
now when I think about it...

501
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,588
there were a lot of tests.

502
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,851
I guess it's gonna be a month

503
00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,200
before I can
come visit you again.

504
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,683
Why do you have to
go back to school?

505
00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:51,817
'Cause I have to graduate.

506
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,209
You do? Why?

507
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:55,646
I don't know, but...

508
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,737
Imagine. My parents
would freak out if I--

509
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,303
Oh, my God.

510
00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,044
Who cares
what your parents think?

511
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:06,222
Besides, I'll miss you.

512
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,147
Hey. Can I ask you something?

513
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:20,759
What?

514
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,850
Why do you wanna be with me?

515
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,503
You're irresistible.

516
00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:27,940
No, come on.
I'm ser-- I'm serious.

517
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:29,289
- Why-- Can't--

518
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,681
Can you tell me, like, why--

519
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,466
why do you wanna be with me?

520
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:39,125
Because every other guy
I've ever been with
has been really judgmental,

521
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:43,869
and they walk through the world
with their arms crossed.

522
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:50,571
You always have your arms open,
and it's beautiful.

523
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:55,706
Who wouldn't
fall in love with that?

524
00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:01,321
You love me?

525
00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:05,629
Yeah.

526
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:47,628
The Irish goodbye.

527
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:49,848
You ever see her again?

528
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,983
I called her a few times,
but she never picked up.

529
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:56,985
I don't blame her, though.

530
00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,596
She should've known better,

531
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:01,076
getting involved
with a college guy.

532
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,998
I bet she didn't tell anyone
she loved them for a while
after that.

533
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:12,218
You were so young! Okay?

534
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,089
You didn't know
any other way to leave.

535
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:17,527
I just wish I would've
ended things more gracefully.

536
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,834
Yeah, but she was--
she was sick of dating these

537
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:22,010
broken guys
who screwed her over,

538
00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:25,231
so she found a wide-eyed boy
she thought wouldn't hurt her.

539
00:31:25,231 --> 00:31:29,626
But you get hurt the most
by people you think
couldn't possibly hurt you.

540
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,063
Mmm.

541
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,371
Where'd you learn that?

542
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,984
Well, that is
another story entirely.

543
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:44,554
- Come in.

544
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:47,035
Hi. Professor Fielding?

545
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,950
Please don't
call me "Professor."

546
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,386
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to

547
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,040
actually profess something.

548
00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:56,915
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.

549
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,699
I'm Jane.

550
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:00,875
Nice to meet you, Jane.

551
00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,184
You know what? I should--

552
00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:07,273
I should actually get back.

553
00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,970
You-- What's wrong?

554
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,059
Nothing. I just--

555
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:13,105
I just have a deadline,

556
00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:14,976
and I wanna get an early
start tomorrow, so.

557
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,258
- Really nice afternoon.
- Yeah.

558
00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:37,564
I mean it.

559
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,393
It really was.

560
00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:43,918
I'm sad that you have to go.

561
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,529
Yeah, me too.

562
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,706
Would you like
to have my number?

563
00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,145
Yes, I would.

564
00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:54,668
I would definitely like
to have your number.

565
00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,454
- Just...
- Here.

566
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,239
...call me anytime, okay?

567
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:02,023
If you're in the mood for pie
or trespassing,

568
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,764
or you just wanna hear some more

569
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:05,374
embarrassing stories
about my love life,

570
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:06,636
you know I got
an endless supply.

571
00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,160
Well, you never know.

572
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,465
I might
just take you up on that.

573
00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:10,727
Sounds good.

574
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:39,234
Oh, my God, you're the guy
from the coat closet.

575
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:40,757
Oh, God...

576
00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:42,150
That was awesome.

577
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,804
Wait, what? Really?

578
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,806
I've been to
so many weddings this year,

579
00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:48,026
they're all starting
to blend together.

580
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,029
But... I'm definitely not
gonna forget this one.

581
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,856
Hey, I'm happy to be of service.

582
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,077
You deserve a drink.

583
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,513
I do.

584
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:58,862
Can I buy you a drink?

585
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,038
It's an open bar.

586
00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:01,996
Right.

587
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:04,694
Can I buy you a free drink?

588
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,093
Will you excuse me?

589
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,314
Sure...

590
00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:19,840
<i>♪ Don't leave anything</i>

591
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:25,150
<i>♪ I can't take the memories</i>

592
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:29,589
<i>♪ And all the pain that
It will bring ♪</i>

593
00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:36,770
<i>♪ If you leave me,
Please don't ♪</i>

594
00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,513
<i>♪ Forget my heart</i>

595
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,085
Hello?

596
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,435
Hi.

597
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:53,134
You know, I was actually just
making you a Spotify playlist

598
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,788
like an eighth grader
with a crush.

599
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,616
<i>That is adorable.</i>

600
00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,618
Yeah. It was pretty
fucking cute.

601
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:04,711
So, when I was in college,
I met a guy named Elton.

602
00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:08,149
It was my senior year,
and I had just about

603
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,456
given up hope of meeting
anyone interesting.

604
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:18,725
Hey, man.

605
00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:20,901
- Dre! Hey.
- What's up?

606
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,468
How you doing, man?
We good?

607
00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:23,860
Yeah, what you need?

608
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,253
I don't know. Last night--

609
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,170
One second.

610
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,526
Hi.

611
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:39,746
Hi.

612
00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:42,705
You're out
on a school night, huh?

613
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:46,361
Yeah, ev-- everyone
goes out on Thursdays, so.

614
00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:49,843
Yeah. Seems that way.

615
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,847
So, do you go to school here?

616
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:55,196
For now, yes.

617
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,372
Can I buy you a drink?

618
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:00,158
Okay.

619
00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:03,987
Cool. Andre, may I please
get the usual?

620
00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:06,903
- And...
- Oh, um...

621
00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:10,559
um, vodka cranberry, please.

622
00:36:10,994 --> 00:36:12,474
You got an ID?

623
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:15,477
Mm-hmm, yeah! No, I--
I definitely have it.

624
00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:17,218
- I saw it earlier. She has it.
- Somewhere.

625
00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:19,089
- I just had it, I swear.
- Oh! God, I've got it.

626
00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:20,308
I've...

627
00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,139
I was holding onto it
this whole time.

628
00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,316
Wow.

629
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:31,841
Isn't she perfect?

630
00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:38,718
Ooh, Elton.

631
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:44,289
<i>Yeah. I fell
for him pretty hard.</i>

632
00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:48,336
...which is
the inspiration that leads
Hardy to write this novel.

633
00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:52,601
So, who can remind me what
we were discussing on Wednesday?

634
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:58,390
We were focused on the nature
of Hardy's attitude toward
Tess's virginity.

635
00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:03,569
How did this book challenge
sexual morals of Victorianism?

636
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:08,269
Hardy had an attitude that was
counterpoint to the role that

637
00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,923
- women were expected to play--

638
00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:17,887
Hi, yes. Sorry, I'm--
So sorry I'm late,

639
00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,281
but I just-- I had one question.

640
00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:24,067
Um, I'm wondering how this
relates to Kierkegaard's
existentialism?

641
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:29,377
Specifically his belief that
God's silence is actually God.

642
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:32,902
Kierkegaard. Sorry, who are you?
Are you even in this class?

643
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:36,645
Uh, well, not according to
Kierkegaard.

644
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,561
Anyway! If you'll excuse me,
Professor--

645
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:41,084
if you really are one--

646
00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:43,304
I require this young woman for

647
00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:46,699
an experiment
in transcendentalism.

648
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,615
Yes. The rest of you...
farewell.

649
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:52,574
And good luck!
This class is boring.

650
00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,142
So sorry.

651
00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,495
Did you see his face?

652
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:03,542
- Oh, my God. That made my day.

653
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,195
Huh.

654
00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:09,809
Huh... everybody's spying on us.

655
00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:13,029
Oh, yeah? Hey, why is that?

656
00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:16,119
Well, clearly they wanna know
the secret to everlasting love.

657
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,997
- Wha--

658
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:27,261
Yeah, um, right there.

659
00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,742
That guy. See him?
He's taking photos of us

660
00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,309
to send back to his
contacts in Russia.

661
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,658
- Yeah.

662
00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,007
What is the Russian government

663
00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:35,704
gonna do with everlasting love?

664
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:37,010
Start a disinformation
campaign about it?

665
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,534
I'm dead serious, Jane.

666
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:46,324
And none of this
set off any alarm bells?

667
00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:50,980
Well, historically,
I am tone deaf when
it comes to alarm bells.

668
00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,989
Jane!

669
00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:01,904
No--  Look up.

670
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:03,732
-  Oh, my God. Elton!
- Hey!

671
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,821
What are you doing up there?

672
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,954
I wanted to proclaim my love
for you from the--

673
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:10,173
the highest thing on campus!

674
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,741
Okay, are you sure you're not
the highest thing on campus?

675
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:15,004
- Get down!
- I'm not currently!

676
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:17,920
- Look, Ma, no meds!
- Elton, please
get down from there!

677
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,009
- You're gonna get in trouble.
-  Hey!

678
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:22,229
-  Oh, trouble?
-  What's
going on here?

679
00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:23,796
- Oh, God.
- You're the trouble I'm in!

680
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,450
You're the trouble
I'll never get out of!

681
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,713
Come on, kid,
get off the roof.

682
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,628
Is he your boyfriend?
Is he-- is he drunk?

683
00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,718
No, no, no, no, no! Don't!
Don't talk to him, Jane.

684
00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:35,373
Listen, he's just trying to
help you, all right? Just...

685
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,201
I don't need any help!

686
00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:43,598
Elton, please, just--

687
00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:46,253
Elton...

688
00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:54,348
Supposed to be romantic.

689
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,524
Oh, my God.

690
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:10,712
<i>So you never
saw him again?</i>

691
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,158
You missed the memo
about Casual Fridays.

692
00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:24,160
You must be so embarrassed.

693
00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:30,297
Hey.

694
00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,654
Look, before we get
into anything,

695
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:42,701
I want to apologize for, um...

696
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,485
my little rooftop stunt.

697
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,748
No, you don't need to apologize.

698
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:49,011
Well...

699
00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:52,058
as you can see, my mother
got a little carried away.

700
00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:54,495
Decided I needed a vacation.

701
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:57,106
Well, I'm glad you get a break.

702
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:01,459
You know, in a couple of weeks,

703
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:03,983
if I play my cards right,

704
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:05,637
I could probably
get out of here.

705
00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:08,988
I mean, you shouldn't--

706
00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:11,077
you shouldn't rush it, right?

707
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,079
We can spend the summer
in Paris.

708
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,037
Let's just--

709
00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:19,215
let's just take it
one step at a time, okay?

710
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:23,698
Oh...

711
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:27,702
Wa-- was that pity?

712
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:32,011
What? No.
No, that wasn't pity. I--

713
00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:33,578
Why did-- why'd you come here?

714
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:36,189
To see you.
I wanna help you get better.

715
00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:37,712
- Get better. Uh, uh--
- Yeah.

716
00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:40,149
At what, exactly?
Better-- better at what?

717
00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,456
- Well, I-- I can help
take care of you.
-  Jesus. I--

718
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,719
- I-- N--
-  I can take
care of myself.

719
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,808
No, please,
Elton-- Elton, I'm sorry.

720
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:49,463
That-- that's not--
that's not what I meant.

721
00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:52,031
- Um--
- Okay? I'm sorry. Elton...

722
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:55,425
I'm sorry, Jane.

723
00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,995
That was rude of me.

724
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:02,041
You know, why--
why don't we, um--

725
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:04,565
why don't we get
back to planning Paris?

726
00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:07,307
God, it's the City of Lights.

727
00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:11,659
It also has a weird amount
of snail preparation.

728
00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:13,400
We should stay in...

729
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:25,847
God, I hated leaving him
like that. It just...

730
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,591
I was so young.
I didn't know what to do.

731
00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:33,376
- Yeah, that must have
been so hard.
-  <i>Yeah.</i>

732
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,465
I guess I felt like
if I didn't get out then,

733
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:38,947
I'd just wash away with him.

734
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:43,604
Hey, where are you exactly?

735
00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:46,476
A beach.

736
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:50,350
It's not too far, I don't think.

737
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:52,831
If I drop you a pin,
could you come pick me up?

738
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,051
Yeah.

739
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,545
Hi.

740
00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:13,678
Hi.

741
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:29,302
You know, my mom was depressed
for most of my childhood.

742
00:43:31,434 --> 00:43:33,698
She practically stayed in bed
for an entire year.

743
00:43:36,135 --> 00:43:38,833
And my dad would always try
to pretend that it was normal,

744
00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:43,708
but we were just...
consumed by her sadness.

745
00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:51,846
I just, like,
would try to avoid going home
as much as I could.

746
00:43:52,978 --> 00:43:55,763
And then so did my dad.

747
00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:00,028
Did they separate?

748
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,422
Yeah.

749
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,599
Yeah, mine too.

750
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,952
- I was three when it happened.
- Mmm.

751
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,695
It's actually my first memory.

752
00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:20,614
I-- I remember, I was standing
at the top of the staircase,

753
00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:26,185
and I was looking down
the stairs at all of my dad's
suitcases at the front door.

754
00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:28,317
Yeah.

755
00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:29,797
- That's messed up.
- Yeah.

756
00:44:29,797 --> 00:44:31,625
I mean, between the two of us...

757
00:44:36,108 --> 00:44:38,545
Ugh. You never
get over that shit.

758
00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:42,767
You know what?

759
00:44:44,203 --> 00:44:46,422
- What?
- I'm starving.

760
00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:48,163
Are you? Are you always hungry?

761
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:50,165
- I'm always hungry.
- You're always hungry.

762
00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:52,646
- Let's go.
- There's nothing like
childhood trauma to just

763
00:44:52,646 --> 00:44:56,128
- get the appetite going.

764
00:44:58,173 --> 00:44:59,609
<i>♪ If you keep leaving me</i>

765
00:45:01,655 --> 00:45:03,657
<i>♪ I'll keep loving you</i>

766
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:08,706
<i>♪ If you keep hurtin' me</i>

767
00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:14,059
<i>♪ I'll keep wanting you</i>

768
00:45:16,409 --> 00:45:18,933
<i>♪ Sure as the sky is blue</i>

769
00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:23,938
<i>♪ Through all you
Put me through ♪</i>

770
00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:29,117
<i>♪ If you keep leaving me</i>

771
00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,337
This is from the playlist
I made you.

772
00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,121
<i>♪ I'll keep loving you ♪</i>

773
00:45:33,121 --> 00:45:34,340
I like it.

774
00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:42,478
Oh, wait. Pull over.
Please, let's pull up here.

775
00:45:42,957 --> 00:45:44,654
<i>♪ I would learn ♪</i>

776
00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:52,793
<i>♪ To stay away from fire</i>

777
00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:56,928
<i>♪ When I'm gettin' burned</i>

778
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,846
Oh, shit. It's closed.

779
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,978
Come on. Since when
do you care what signs say?

780
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,633
Watch me smooth-talk
our way into this place.

781
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:11,246
<i>♪ If you keep leaving me</i>

782
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,296
Well, this looks
like a lively bunch.

783
00:46:17,296 --> 00:46:19,602
Oh, yeah. Real rager.

784
00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:27,045
I don't do buffets.

785
00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,916
- What?
- I'm really bad at buffets.

786
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:31,049
I end up just piling the ribs
on top of the sushi.

787
00:46:31,049 --> 00:46:32,964
- It's a whole mess.
- How can you be bad at buffets?

788
00:46:32,964 --> 00:46:35,009
What does that even mean?

789
00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:37,577
Look, the joy of a buffet
is you just get another plate.

790
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,361
- You can do that?
- Yeah, there are no rules.

791
00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:41,102
- You can get two plates?
-  Hey there!

792
00:46:41,102 --> 00:46:42,800
Who are you?

793
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,540
Are you related to us?

794
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,629
Do I have children
I don't know about?

795
00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:49,197
Please! Look at
the bone structure on these two.

796
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,808
They're gorgeous.

797
00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:53,332
Who the hell are you two?

798
00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,856
- Uh... we are...
- We are...

799
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:58,293
- a...
- a couple of party crashers.

800
00:46:58,293 --> 00:46:59,991
- Crashers?
- Yeah.

801
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,862
- Oh, I love it.

802
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:03,559
It's a party now, huh, Olivia?

803
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,345
Well, if you're gonna crash
our anniversary party,

804
00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:08,521
- you handsome boy...
- Who, me?

805
00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:11,306
Yes, you.
You better dance with me.

806
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,613
Okay, but you gotta teach me,
'cause I got two left feet.

807
00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,876
-  Have fun.
- Right this way, sir.

808
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:20,228
This guy gonna keep his hands
to himself out there?

809
00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:22,143
Well, if recent history
is any guide,

810
00:47:22,143 --> 00:47:24,102
- you have nothing
to worry about.

811
00:47:25,016 --> 00:47:26,278
That your wife?

812
00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:27,627
No.

813
00:47:28,323 --> 00:47:29,934
We just met, actually.

814
00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:31,718
- No!
- Yeah.

815
00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,851
- Forty goddamn years.
- Wow!

816
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,984
I deserve a medal.
Hell, I deserve a trophy!

817
00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:39,160
She deserves one too.

818
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,945
When I coached Little League,

819
00:47:40,945 --> 00:47:43,338
all the kids got trophies
just for not giving up.

820
00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:46,994
So is that what you're here
celebrating tonight?

821
00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:48,778
Not giving up?

822
00:47:48,778 --> 00:47:50,824
Not givin' up
is what it's all about.

823
00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:53,479
So do you have
any marriage advice?

824
00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,351
Ah... separate bathrooms.

825
00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,005
Hmm. That's your big tip?

826
00:47:58,005 --> 00:47:59,528
Well, it helps.

827
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,443
- A little.

828
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,665
- Thank you.

829
00:48:05,665 --> 00:48:07,623
- Hey, thank you very much.

830
00:48:07,623 --> 00:48:10,061
All right.
So, should we go get them?

831
00:48:10,713 --> 00:48:12,890
-  Thank you so much.
-  That was so nice.

832
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,153
- You mind if I cut in?

833
00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,719
Are you kidding me?
Of course I mind!

834
00:48:18,025 --> 00:48:19,548
But I'll live.

835
00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:21,681
- I'll live.
- Thank you.

836
00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,381
- May I have this dance?
- You may.

837
00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:34,346
<i>♪ There's a somebody
I'm longing to see ♪</i>

838
00:48:34,346 --> 00:48:39,917
<i>♪ I hope that he
Turns out to be ♪</i>

839
00:48:41,266 --> 00:48:47,707
<i>♪ Someone who'll watch over me</i>

840
00:48:53,191 --> 00:48:57,673
<i>♪ I'm a little lamb
Who's lost in the wood ♪</i>

841
00:48:57,673 --> 00:49:00,589
- I thought I was gonna lose you
to Eddie for the night.

842
00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:02,113
"Party crasher!"

843
00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:03,810
Did not sound like him.

844
00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,203
Doesn't sound anything
like him, no.

845
00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:11,209
<i>♪ To one who'll watch over me</i>

846
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,864
So... now what?

847
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:20,348
Do you have a hotel room?

848
00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:23,612
- I have a motel room.
-  Hmm.

849
00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,745
It's a really nice motel.

850
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,703
- They got a pool.
- Mmm.

851
00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:29,444
There's a bunch
of dead leaves in it.

852
00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:31,142
And they have a vending machine
that sells combs.

853
00:49:31,142 --> 00:49:33,318
- Ooh!
- If you need a comb.

854
00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:35,146
Well, I have been looking
for a good comb, so.

855
00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:42,370
Look...
before we go any further--

856
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,720
- Who said that
we're going any further?
- Nobody.

857
00:49:47,114 --> 00:49:48,724
What?

858
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:52,815
Do you have a girlfriend, Will?

859
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:56,297
And let me be clear.
By "girlfriend," I mean

860
00:49:56,297 --> 00:49:58,647
"Do you have any significant
relationships in your life

861
00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:01,259
that might come up
at a later time?"

862
00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:08,483
I've had too many girlfriends
over the past couple years.

863
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:13,488
But... really, they were all
just versions of the same thing.

864
00:50:16,883 --> 00:50:18,450
I hear you're the photographer.

865
00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,104
Yeah. My condolences.

866
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,454
Is that a friend of yours?

867
00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:25,326
Her? Oh, no. She's my dentist.
No, I'm just kidding.

868
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,980
No, I don't know
any of these people.

869
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:29,069
They're just moments
that caught my eye,

870
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:31,506
and then I took pictures of 'em
and threw 'em up on a wall.

871
00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,639
Well, self-deprecation
will get you everywhere.

872
00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:35,902
- Cheers.

873
00:50:36,424 --> 00:50:38,731
Wait, that's that bar
in Greenpoint?

874
00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:40,080
Yeah, yeah, with the ping-pong.

875
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,516
I love ping-pong.

876
00:50:41,516 --> 00:50:43,344
What? You trying to lose?

877
00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:45,216
You know how to get there?

878
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:46,434
I'm sure I could find it.

879
00:50:48,349 --> 00:50:51,309
Oh, <i>From Russia with Love</i>
is the best Bond movie!

880
00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,093
- I'd love to see it sometime.
- Oh, yeah?

881
00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:55,008
I got a copy at my place.
We should watch it.

882
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:56,662
When?

883
00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:59,491
Let me check my schedule.
How about... now?

884
00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:02,494
Sure.

885
00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:04,583
<i>That just
sounds terrible.</i>

886
00:51:05,323 --> 00:51:07,325
I'm not proud
of any of this.

887
00:51:07,325 --> 00:51:08,717
<i>Really?</i>

888
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:10,328
Not even a little bit?

889
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:14,201
Not anymore.

890
00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:16,986
So, you're sure you don't
want me to come with you?

891
00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:19,946
Yeah, it's just an
engagement party for this guy
I used to play in a band with.

892
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:22,383
Well, look, I'd love to get
a little window into your past.

893
00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:24,864
- I'm barely gonna know anyone.
- If I come, you'll know me.

894
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:26,300
Okay...

895
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,911
-  I-- Sorry.

896
00:51:30,478 --> 00:51:32,524
- What are we doing?
- What do you mean?

897
00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:35,092
Well, you clearly don't wanna
be with me anymore, so.

898
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,877
Can you not? Please,
can you not be so paranoid?

899
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:39,922
- I'm gonna text you
when I come home.

900
00:51:39,922 --> 00:51:41,837
Hey, hey. I promise, I'll text
you as soon as I leave.

901
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,624
I have to do everything for you?

902
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:47,800
What do you mean?

903
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:52,196
I'm leaving.

904
00:52:01,988 --> 00:52:03,685
So for the last year
I've been single.

905
00:52:03,685 --> 00:52:05,600
And I know it doesn't
seem like it, but I--

906
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,428
I've been trying really hard
to get my act together.

907
00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:15,175
Look, it's not like I don't
come with my own complications.

908
00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:16,524
you're married.

909
00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,483
Almost.

910
00:52:19,353 --> 00:52:20,746
Wait, almost? I was joking.

911
00:52:22,835 --> 00:52:24,489
<i>I was set up
on a blind date</i>

912
00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:26,795
<i>with a lawyer named Mark.</i>

913
00:52:27,274 --> 00:52:30,886
<i>I hate blind dates,
and I thought I hated lawyers.</i>

914
00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:33,062
-  Jane? Hi, I'm Mark.
- Hi.

915
00:52:33,062 --> 00:52:34,194
- Hey.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.

916
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:36,283
Oh, that's okay. Oh, I--

917
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:38,851
I didn't realize we were
going somewhere dressy.

918
00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:40,896
- I would've--
- Oh, no, no.
I just came from work.

919
00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:42,507
- Oh.
- Yeah. I'm good.
You look great.

920
00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,204
- Thanks.
- Shall we?

921
00:52:44,204 --> 00:52:45,379
- Yeah.
- All right, great.

922
00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:57,478
- All right. Mom is Kit,
Dad is... Drew.
- Yes! Yes.

923
00:52:57,478 --> 00:53:00,307
They have a tendency to wear
identical Irish wool sweaters,

924
00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,091
so sometimes it's hard
to tell them apart.

925
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:04,137
And they also
have an Irish wool rug,

926
00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:06,226
so sometimes it's hard to
tell them apart from the rug.

927
00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:08,576
Ah. Now you're just
making stuff up.

928
00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:10,622
No, I spent
a whole night one time

929
00:53:10,622 --> 00:53:12,319
talking to my dad about
the difference between

930
00:53:12,319 --> 00:53:14,234
nautical miles and actual miles.

931
00:53:14,234 --> 00:53:15,757
Turns out I was
talking to the rug.

932
00:53:15,757 --> 00:53:18,586
- And Todd is your brother. Todd.
- Yeah.

933
00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:20,849
- Okay.
- Yeah, he's our, uh,
pride and joy.

934
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:23,461
Kicked out of three schools for
drugs I've never even heard of.

935
00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,637
- Oh.
- You know,
sometimes I wonder how

936
00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:27,291
he even finds out
about 'em, you know?

937
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:30,859
Like, some special newsletter
for fuck-ups?

938
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:32,470
I think I get that newsletter.

939
00:53:35,647 --> 00:53:36,865
Not anymore, you don't.

940
00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:40,695
Ready?

941
00:53:41,261 --> 00:53:42,610
Yeah.

942
00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:47,398
Who wants sangria?

943
00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:48,877
-  Oh, wow!

944
00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:50,575
-  Mom, thanks.
- Ahh.

945
00:53:50,575 --> 00:53:51,924
It's my special recipe.

946
00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:53,752
- Here you go.
- Thanks.

947
00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:55,275
Yes. Oh, okay. Sure.

948
00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,669
Well, okay.

949
00:53:57,669 --> 00:53:59,018
That's nice.

950
00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:12,510
I-- I went to a summer camp
near here when I was a kid.

951
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:14,947
- Oh!
- Yeah, I remember
this one night,

952
00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,992
I-- I got really trashed,

953
00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:21,258
- and I tripped and I--
I fell into a ravine.
- Oh...

954
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:24,783
Um... yeah, and I-- I got
stuck there the entire night.

955
00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:26,654
- It was-- it was crazy.
- Ah.

956
00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:28,917
Boys didn't help
you get out of there?

957
00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:31,529
Oh, no. No, they ran off.
They left me there.

958
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:35,620
Oh. Well, that is just terrible
that somebody would do that.

959
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:38,231
I only hope they were
prosecuted to the fullest
extent of the law.

960
00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:41,190
- Todd's being sarcastic.

961
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:44,411
- One of his many charms.

962
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:48,676
So, Jane, uh, Mark tells us
you are a journalist.

963
00:54:48,676 --> 00:54:50,069
-  Mm-hmm.
- Now, where do you work?

964
00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:52,419
I freelance.

965
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:53,855
- Oh!
- Ooh.

966
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:55,553
Oh, I could never manage that.

967
00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:57,337
- Too stressful.
- Yes.

968
00:54:59,034 --> 00:55:02,081
Actually, I like
not knowing where my next job
is coming from.

969
00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,083
Keeps me on my toes.

970
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:07,304
And it means that no one
can tie me down, you know?

971
00:55:07,913 --> 00:55:10,045
Well, uh, why don't I just
get right to the reason

972
00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,525
- that we're here, then?
- Okay.

973
00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:14,702
All right. Um, Jane and I...

974
00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:16,878
are engaged.

975
00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:21,143
Wait, you were engaged?

976
00:55:21,492 --> 00:55:22,797
Ohh!

977
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:27,628
- Yeah, we're so happy.
- Thanks. Yeah.

978
00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:28,977
Color me surprised!

979
00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:30,544
When was this?

980
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:32,459
Three months ago.

981
00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:35,288
- Whoa.
- Yeah.

982
00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:38,030
I really wouldn't expect you
to be with a guy like, uh...

983
00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:39,510
what was his name?

984
00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:41,555
- Mark.
-  Mark. Yeah.

985
00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:44,993
I mean, I wouldn't
expect you to get engaged
to a guy like that.

986
00:55:44,993 --> 00:55:48,214
Okay, what kind of guy would
you expect me to get engaged to?

987
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,085
I don't know. Like, a cynical...

988
00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:54,263
you know, dark,
brooding guy with a neck tattoo?

989
00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:57,092
Well-- well, that is
incredibly insulting.

990
00:55:57,528 --> 00:55:59,530
But I see what you mean.

991
00:55:59,530 --> 00:56:02,315
Okay, so what was so special
about this fuddy-duddy?

992
00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:07,712
- I guess I was just tired
of the drama, you know?
-  Mm-hmm.

993
00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:09,844
I was willing to accept
the bargain.

994
00:56:10,192 --> 00:56:11,411
What bargain?

995
00:56:13,544 --> 00:56:17,461
That by capping my levels
of pleasure and pain

996
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:21,247
and generally
committing to the virtues
of relative happiness

997
00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:24,598
in return, I'd get some
sort of stable life.

998
00:56:24,903 --> 00:56:27,296
-  Right.
- Wrong, actually.

999
00:56:27,819 --> 00:56:31,126
Our engagement lasted 13 days.

1000
00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,095
- Hey, Todd.
- Hey.

1001
00:56:43,095 --> 00:56:45,271
Are you looking for Mark?

1002
00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:47,665
- He's at softball practice
until 4:30.
-  I know.

1003
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:52,496
Actually, uh...
I came to see you.

1004
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:53,801
Oh.

1005
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:57,762
- Are-- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

1006
00:56:58,066 --> 00:57:00,286
Uh, can I come in?

1007
00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,896
Yeah, of course. Come in.

1008
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:08,163
This is pretty much the only
cocktail I know how to make.

1009
00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:13,168
Basically just
tastes like a candy bar.

1010
00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:15,954
I kinda have a crush on you.

1011
00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:20,088
I-- I had to tell you.

1012
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,700
I stop during the day,
I wonder what you're doing.

1013
00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:24,919
Like, all the time.

1014
00:57:27,705 --> 00:57:29,881
Thank you.
That's-- that's very flattering.

1015
00:57:29,881 --> 00:57:32,361
I'm not as crazy
as Mark makes me out to be.

1016
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:36,365
I'm just not so good at,
you know, being in denial.

1017
00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:39,717
Well, you're young.
You'll improve.

1018
00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:43,938
- Look, I'm serious.

1019
00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:45,592
I can't stop thinking about you.

1020
00:57:45,592 --> 00:57:47,464
Well, you should probably try.

1021
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:49,466
Okay? Because
I'm marrying your brother.

1022
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,426
You're the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.

1023
00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:55,384
-  And Mark?

1024
00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:58,213
Okay, he's boring.

1025
00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:00,781
You don't love him.

1026
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:03,654
I know it. You know it.

1027
00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:06,570
- Do I?
- You're settling.

1028
00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:10,182
- And you're gonna regret it.
- Okay, Todd.

1029
00:58:10,182 --> 00:58:12,793
You're a junior in college,
all right? This is a crush.

1030
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,969
It will burn off
in a month or two. I promise.

1031
00:58:17,842 --> 00:58:20,888
Yeah? You should ask him
to tell you the location

1032
00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:24,283
of any specific
freckle on your body.

1033
00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:26,981
Ask him if he's got
any of them memorized.

1034
00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:30,332
I do.

1035
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:37,252
You should go now.

1036
00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:59,144
Good evening.
Can I help you, ma'am?

1037
00:59:04,236 --> 00:59:05,542
Hey, hey.

1038
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:10,503
Everything all right?

1039
00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:13,462
I have to
tell you something.

1040
00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:16,640
Okay.

1041
00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:20,121
But, I mean, you--
you should know

1042
00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,688
that you don't
have to tell me anything.

1043
00:59:21,688 --> 00:59:23,168
Only if you want to.

1044
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:28,913
Well, I thought the whole point
of marriage was, you know,

1045
00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:32,264
to-- to tell each other
everything, to not keep secrets.

1046
00:59:32,264 --> 00:59:36,573
People always have secrets.
And that's okay, you know?

1047
00:59:37,008 --> 00:59:39,140
Little bit of mystery's
a good thing, isn't it?

1048
00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,057
I slept with your brother.

1049
00:59:58,507 --> 00:59:59,987
You slept with his brother?

1050
01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:02,947
Ooh.

1051
01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:05,863
I gotta keep you
away from my family.

1052
01:00:08,256 --> 01:00:10,128
I mean, it's impressive, though.

1053
01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:12,043
Why torpedo something
when you can just...

1054
01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:14,349
...nuke it instead?

1055
01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:18,136
Yeah, well,
my self-loathing reached

1056
01:00:18,136 --> 01:00:19,398
new levels with this one.

1057
01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,531
I guess that's part
of the reason why

1058
01:00:22,531 --> 01:00:24,708
I came on so strong
today at the wedding.

1059
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:27,101
I thought it was 'cause
I was so handsome and charming.

1060
01:00:27,101 --> 01:00:31,497
- No. You literally
could have been anyone.
- Got it.

1061
01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:36,154
<i>♪ Ain't it out of heart
in case it makes a getaway ♪</i>

1062
01:00:37,546 --> 01:00:39,897
<i>♪ They say to stay together</i>

1063
01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:45,250
So now what?

1064
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:50,777
Well, what do you do
when you've told each other
everything

1065
01:00:50,777 --> 01:00:52,910
and you didn't
run for the hills?

1066
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:55,782
<i>♪ Even if forever never
Really wanted to stay ♪</i>

1067
01:00:56,522 --> 01:01:03,485
<i>♪ Oh, oh I said I never
Believed in the mates of soul ♪</i>

1068
01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:08,447
<i>♪ And so I never once
Claimed that I know ♪</i>

1069
01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:11,885
<i>♪ That you're the only,
Only one for me ♪</i>

1070
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:13,365
- Oh!
- Oh, shit.

1071
01:01:16,324 --> 01:01:19,763
<i>♪ Oh, and I know</i>

1072
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:21,721
- Okay.
- Are you gonna hold it
against me that

1073
01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:23,244
our first time was
in a cheap motel?

1074
01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:24,985
- It's better than a coat closet.

1075
01:01:27,727 --> 01:01:31,035
- Wait.
- You fucking with me?

1076
01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:34,603
No, I'm serious.
Just... hold on.

1077
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:36,997
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.

1078
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,785
Look,
if we're really gonna do this,

1079
01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:43,438
I have to tell you
about someone else.

1080
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:46,137
- Okay.
- And I-- I tried to--

1081
01:01:47,181 --> 01:01:48,487
I tried to tell you earlier.

1082
01:01:54,928 --> 01:01:56,930
His name was Wallace Fielding,

1083
01:01:56,930 --> 01:02:00,151
and we met while I was
finishing my master's.

1084
01:02:00,151 --> 01:02:01,718
-  Come in.

1085
01:02:02,066 --> 01:02:04,721
Hi. Professor Fielding?

1086
01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:06,984
Please don't
call me "Professor."

1087
01:02:06,984 --> 01:02:08,768
That makes me feel
like I'm supposed to

1088
01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,727
- actually profess something.

1089
01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:14,643
- I'm Wallace.
- Yeah, I know. Hi.

1090
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:16,863
I'm Jane.

1091
01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:18,952
- Nice to meet you, Jane.
- You too.

1092
01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:23,130
Wow. <i>Timbers At Dawn...</i>

1093
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,829
that book changed my life.
I just have to tell you.

1094
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:28,657
- Stop. You didn't read that.
- I did, many times.

1095
01:02:28,657 --> 01:02:31,356
- I'm sorry.
- No. I was actually wondering,
do you have a second to...

1096
01:02:31,356 --> 01:02:33,271
chat, or is it a bad time?

1097
01:02:33,271 --> 01:02:36,143
Uh, it's actually
the perfect time,

1098
01:02:36,143 --> 01:02:39,320
- because I don't wanna
grade these papers right now.
- Great, well.

1099
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,409
- I'd love to chat.
- You're welcome, then.

1100
01:02:43,498 --> 01:02:46,806
Thank you so much for taking
the time to speak with me.

1101
01:02:46,806 --> 01:02:48,808
I-- I know that
you must be really busy.

1102
01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:51,332
Busy. Yes. But with what?

1103
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,424
I took this job because
I needed a regular salary

1104
01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:58,600
that would allow me to write
in peace, but the truth is,

1105
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,602
it just means I have an excuse
not to write it all.

1106
01:03:02,953 --> 01:03:04,824
So, what do you do, then?

1107
01:03:08,132 --> 01:03:10,003
- You really wanna know?
- Yeah, I do.

1108
01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:14,138
I-- I binge reality TV,

1109
01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:17,794
- like the show about
the Alaskan crab fisherman.

1110
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,621
It's riveting, honestly.

1111
01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:22,189
This, uh, is it. This is me.

1112
01:03:22,189 --> 01:03:25,236
- Oh. Wow, it's so nice.
- Yeah.

1113
01:03:29,936 --> 01:03:31,677
I forget how this is done.

1114
01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:35,768
How-- how what is done?

1115
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,119
How I'm supposed to
invite you in.

1116
01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:43,645
I could offer you a drink,
but I don't drink anymore.

1117
01:03:44,168 --> 01:03:48,172
Or I'd ask you if you wanna see
my etchings, but I don't etch.

1118
01:03:48,172 --> 01:03:51,436
- Do you etch?
- No, sadly, I do not.

1119
01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:54,831
I would like to come in.

1120
01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:58,791
- Really?
- Yeah.

1121
01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:15,286
It's a bit Spartan, I know.

1122
01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,593
But, uh, I need to be careful.

1123
01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:20,726
The Internet makes
acquiring things

1124
01:04:20,726 --> 01:04:22,946
far too easy
for a hermit like myself.

1125
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:26,427
You must get out sometime.

1126
01:04:26,427 --> 01:04:28,516
Don't you go on
all those book tours?

1127
01:04:28,516 --> 01:04:30,518
I do the tours.

1128
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,130
And then I come home,
and then I don't wanna
go out again

1129
01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:34,305
for a few years.

1130
01:04:36,437 --> 01:04:38,918
I used to go out
for AA meetings until I--

1131
01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:42,487
I couldn't listen to anyone
share their feelings anymore.

1132
01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:45,403
Most other human interaction
makes me wanna drink.

1133
01:04:47,361 --> 01:04:49,189
Don't you...

1134
01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:51,104
think it's important
to be out in the world?

1135
01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:53,541
Try new things?

1136
01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:56,196
I need a break from experiences,

1137
01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:59,808
otherwise I won't be able
to see anything clearly.

1138
01:05:01,114 --> 01:05:05,205
So, no room
for any new experiences?

1139
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:14,301
I mean, I-- I might be
able to make an exception...

1140
01:05:15,433 --> 01:05:16,695
here and there.

1141
01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:29,926
Why don't you move in with me?

1142
01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:38,456
You're joking, right?

1143
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:41,807
I'm serious.
I want you to move in.

1144
01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:44,853
You need a place to live.

1145
01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:50,642
Yeah, but shouldn't we date
for more than a week first?

1146
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,950
I haven't dated anyone in years.

1147
01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:56,691
I never saw the point.

1148
01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:01,958
You see,
I'm either in or I'm out.

1149
01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:04,961
What do you think?

1150
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,356
- Okay.
- Yeah?

1151
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:10,662
Yeah!

1152
01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:15,058
And that was that.

1153
01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:16,450
I moved in.

1154
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:26,417
Is it too late for us
to turn around and go home?

1155
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:28,506
- Steady as she goes.
-  Hey, Professor Fielding.

1156
01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:30,029
- What's going on?
-  Hey.

1157
01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:31,422
-  Hi.
-  Hey.

1158
01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:33,076
Hi.

1159
01:06:33,641 --> 01:06:36,557
I-- I-- I promised that
we could go to this party,

1160
01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:37,819
but I'm gonna have
to break my promise.

1161
01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,473
Oh, come on.

1162
01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:41,780
It'll be fun.
Everyone loves you in there.

1163
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:42,999
I only love you.

1164
01:06:46,263 --> 01:06:47,742
Okay. Well,

1165
01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:49,570
I only wanna be where you're at,

1166
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,920
- so let's go home.
- No, no. You go without me.

1167
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,400
You haven't
been to a party in months.

1168
01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,665
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1169
01:06:57,665 --> 01:07:00,233
- I'll be fine.
I'll do some work.
- Okay.

1170
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:02,975
- Go have fun.
- All right.

1171
01:07:02,975 --> 01:07:04,281
- See you later.
- See you.

1172
01:07:04,281 --> 01:07:05,586
Okay.

1173
01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,741
Hey.

1174
01:07:32,657 --> 01:07:33,788
- What happened?
- Hey.

1175
01:07:34,963 --> 01:07:36,226
Come on.

1176
01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,144
Okay, come on.

1177
01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:04,167
Hey.

1178
01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:06,212
Hey.

1179
01:08:13,654 --> 01:08:15,221
Do you wanna talk
about what happened?

1180
01:08:15,221 --> 01:08:17,702
Uh...

1181
01:08:18,485 --> 01:08:21,793
...I guess while
you were out at your party,

1182
01:08:21,793 --> 01:08:25,927
I-- I had
a little party of my own.

1183
01:08:29,888 --> 01:08:33,718
I'm just confused, because you--
you told me to go to the party.

1184
01:08:33,718 --> 01:08:36,068
- You told me to go out.
-  It isn't your fault.

1185
01:08:36,068 --> 01:08:38,201
Yeah, you should've
let me come home with you.

1186
01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:40,159
That's what I-- I wanted
to do in the first place.

1187
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:41,813
- I--
- Hey, you know what?

1188
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:43,031
I was thinking...

1189
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,515
...maybe
we should get married.

1190
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:53,303
- What?
- Yeah.

1191
01:08:53,303 --> 01:08:54,913
I'd-- I'd like to marry you.

1192
01:08:54,913 --> 01:08:56,349
If-- if-- if you--
if you want to.

1193
01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:58,046
- Do you want to?
- Hey. Hey.

1194
01:08:58,046 --> 01:08:59,613
Let's just focus on
this for right now, okay?

1195
01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:05,315
All I know is that I'd be a fool
if I didn't try to keep you.

1196
01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:48,488
Wow.

1197
01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:52,057
I guess you did
the Irish goodbye.

1198
01:09:52,057 --> 01:09:53,754
Yeah.

1199
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,627
If it were an Olympic sport,
I'd be a lock for gold.

1200
01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:02,285
<i>Did you
ever see him again?</i>

1201
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,026
I blamed myself.

1202
01:10:52,552 --> 01:10:54,206
I still do.

1203
01:10:57,078 --> 01:10:59,690
I couldn't date anyone for
a long time after that.

1204
01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:06,914
And then I got myself
engaged to Mark Forworth,

1205
01:11:06,914 --> 01:11:08,568
and I blew that to bits.

1206
01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,092
- Hmm.

1207
01:11:11,092 --> 01:11:13,181
So if you're looking
for someone to save you,

1208
01:11:13,181 --> 01:11:14,574
you are looking
in the wrong place.

1209
01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:22,495
I don't need you to save me.

1210
01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:28,675
God, I'm such a mess.

1211
01:11:30,024 --> 01:11:31,504
- Hey...

1212
01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:41,384
you're not even
the biggest mess in this room.

1213
01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:46,171
You don't have
to try and make me feel better.

1214
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:47,564
I'm not.

1215
01:11:49,217 --> 01:11:51,872
I gotta
tell you about Audrey.

1216
01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:00,098
Hey, can I
get a vodka soda, please?

1217
01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:05,233
Hi.

1218
01:12:05,233 --> 01:12:06,931
You know,
you're never gonna believe it,

1219
01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:09,325
but I was gonna wear
this exact same outfit.

1220
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:12,371
You could pull off a dress.
- You think so?

1221
01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:14,373
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't think that I'd look

1222
01:12:14,373 --> 01:12:15,853
- quite as beautiful
as you, though.
- Ah.

1223
01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:22,076
So, what
brings you here tonight?

1224
01:12:22,947 --> 01:12:26,951
Uh, they hired me
to take pictures of some band.

1225
01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:28,822
Yeah. What about you?

1226
01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,869
I'm the lead singer
of some band.

1227
01:12:32,783 --> 01:12:35,046
Ooh. Fuck.

1228
01:12:35,046 --> 01:12:36,482
You kinda set me up
for that, though.

1229
01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:37,701
Yeah, maybe a little.

1230
01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,356
Make me look good.

1231
01:12:46,318 --> 01:12:47,624
Ready?

1232
01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:53,325
Ah. Hi, everyone.

1233
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,328
Thanks for coming out tonight.

1234
01:12:58,461 --> 01:13:00,550
Uh, this is an old favorite.

1235
01:13:23,442 --> 01:13:27,664
<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

1236
01:13:28,055 --> 01:13:32,146
<i>♪ It had to be you ♪</i>

1237
01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:37,282
<i>♪ I wandered around
And finally found ♪</i>

1238
01:13:37,282 --> 01:13:41,329
<i>♪ The somebody who</i>

1239
01:13:41,852 --> 01:13:46,465
<i>♪ Could make me be true ♪</i>

1240
01:13:46,465 --> 01:13:51,818
<i>♪ Could make me be blue</i>

1241
01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:58,738
<i>♪ And even be glad
Just to be sad ♪</i>

1242
01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:04,962
<i>♪ Thinkin' of you</i>

1243
01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:24,808
Is it okay if I move that lamp?

1244
01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:26,505
Oh, yeah,
move anything you want.

1245
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:28,028
Are you sure it's all right?

1246
01:14:28,028 --> 01:14:29,639
I-- I don't
wanna mess up your space.

1247
01:14:29,639 --> 01:14:30,988
Yeah, it's just
a bunch of furniture

1248
01:14:30,988 --> 01:14:32,903
that I grabbed off the street.

1249
01:14:32,903 --> 01:14:34,948
You can put anything
anywhere you want, baby.

1250
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:38,474
I just wanna be sure
that we're doing this right.

1251
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:40,127
Of course.

1252
01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:42,129
And I don't wanna
sit around forever

1253
01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:44,001
waiting for something
to happen to me, you know?

1254
01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:46,569
Yeah. You know what?

1255
01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:49,572
- I'd like to be something that's
happening to you right now.

1256
01:14:50,573 --> 01:14:54,577
<i>♪ But they wouldn't do</i>

1257
01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:57,841
<i>♪ For nobody else ♪</i>

1258
01:14:57,841 --> 01:15:00,278
<i>♪ Gave me a thrill</i>

1259
01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:04,674
<i>♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪</i>

1260
01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:07,024
<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

1261
01:15:07,024 --> 01:15:09,548
<i>♪ Wonderful you</i>

1262
01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:15,293
<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

1263
01:15:19,558 --> 01:15:25,303
<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

1264
01:15:28,698 --> 01:15:34,791
<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

1265
01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:44,540
<i>♪ It had to be you ♪</i>

1266
01:15:47,151 --> 01:15:52,330
<i>♪ For nobody else
Gave me a thrill ♪</i>

1267
01:15:52,330 --> 01:15:56,334
<i>♪ With all your faults
I love you still ♪</i>

1268
01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:59,032
<i>♪ It had to be you ♪</i>

1269
01:15:59,032 --> 01:16:02,340
<i>♪ Wonderful you</i>

1270
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:09,913
<i>♪ It had to be you</i>

1271
01:17:25,858 --> 01:17:27,730
Your heart's
beating really fast.

1272
01:17:28,121 --> 01:17:30,646
I know. This is different.

1273
01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:35,825
Yeah, this is different.

1274
01:18:06,899 --> 01:18:08,205
Hi.

1275
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:11,469
- Hi.
- Hi.

1276
01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:14,907
- I interrupted your story.
- Yeah, that was so rude of you.

1277
01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,346
-  I'll be right back.
- Okay.

1278
01:18:46,678 --> 01:18:48,071
Who's Juliet?

1279
01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:53,163
That's the rest of the story.

1280
01:18:57,950 --> 01:19:00,823
Hey.

1281
01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:03,739
Sorry I'm late.
It's the fuckin' train.

1282
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,002
- It's fine.
Here are your keys.
- Yeah, yeah.

1283
01:19:06,002 --> 01:19:07,568
Uh, I moved everything out.

1284
01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:10,441
Wow. That was quick.

1285
01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:13,096
Um...

1286
01:19:13,705 --> 01:19:16,795
Well, so what--
what are you gonna do?

1287
01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:18,623
- Where are you going to go?
- Home.

1288
01:19:19,145 --> 01:19:20,538
I'm moving back in
with my parents.

1289
01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:22,758
What?

1290
01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:25,499
- Why-- why do you wanna do that?
- I'm pregnant, Will.

1291
01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:32,289
I discussed it with them,
and they're going to help.

1292
01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:36,772
Wait, you-- you-- you told them,
and-- and you didn't tell me?

1293
01:19:37,642 --> 01:19:39,600
Are you joking?

1294
01:19:40,036 --> 01:19:42,081
You're the one
who broke up with me--

1295
01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:43,822
Okay, well,
'cause I-- 'cause I--

1296
01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:45,693
I need a little time
to figure things out.

1297
01:19:45,693 --> 01:19:47,217
- No, no--
- I didn't know that--

1298
01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:48,740
I-- I know you--
you weren't ready.

1299
01:19:53,005 --> 01:19:54,833
And you certainly
aren't ready for this, are you?

1300
01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,619
I'm sorry,
I-- I don't get a say?

1301
01:20:02,232 --> 01:20:03,450
Do you really want one?

1302
01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:12,198
That's what I thought.

1303
01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,382
<i>So Juliet's my daughter.</i>

1304
01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:28,867
How old is she?

1305
01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:31,827
She's turning five next week.

1306
01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:34,699
Are you doing anything?

1307
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,093
For her birthday?

1308
01:20:37,093 --> 01:20:41,227
Um... I don't know.

1309
01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:44,535
I-- I-- Um,
yeah, I'm not sure yet.

1310
01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:57,287
Wait, what--

1311
01:20:57,809 --> 01:20:59,463
what are you doing?
Why are you getting dressed?

1312
01:21:00,725 --> 01:21:03,859
I just--
I really gotta get home.

1313
01:21:06,731 --> 01:21:08,428
It's 6:00 in the morning.

1314
01:21:08,733 --> 01:21:12,215
Yeah, but I told you that
I have a deadline coming up, so.

1315
01:21:12,737 --> 01:21:16,610
Sorry, are you-- are you, like,
mad that I have a daughter?

1316
01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:21,659
No.

1317
01:21:24,357 --> 01:21:27,143
I'm sorry. I--
It was really nice meeting you.

1318
01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:28,579
Where are you going?

1319
01:21:28,579 --> 01:21:31,538
I am gonna go back to my car.

1320
01:21:31,538 --> 01:21:33,714
- I'll get a Lyft.
- No, no.

1321
01:21:33,714 --> 01:21:36,152
If-- if you really need to go,
I can drive you to your car.

1322
01:21:36,152 --> 01:21:37,631
I think we need
to say goodbye here.

1323
01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:43,811
I-- I'm sorry.

1324
01:21:43,811 --> 01:21:45,465
Can you help me understand,

1325
01:21:45,465 --> 01:21:47,163
why-- why are you
running off all of a sudden?

1326
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,428
- Okay, you really wanna do this?
-  Yeah.

1327
01:21:51,428 --> 01:21:54,605
What was the one thing
I asked you before
we slept with each other?

1328
01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:56,955
You asked me
if I had a girlfriend, right?

1329
01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:59,262
No, if you had any
significant relationships.

1330
01:21:59,262 --> 01:22:01,220
Anything that might
come up at a later time.

1331
01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:03,527
You don't think I might
wanna know that you have a kid?

1332
01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:06,486
Well, I-- I didn't think
that that's what you meant.

1333
01:22:10,186 --> 01:22:11,927
Yeah. This would never work.

1334
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,493
Wait, what--
what do you mean, this--

1335
01:22:13,493 --> 01:22:15,452
What did I say
to make you think that?

1336
01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:18,281
It's not one thing you said,
it's all of it. It's everything.

1337
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:21,110
How is it any different from
all the shit that you told me?

1338
01:22:21,110 --> 01:22:22,807
Well, it's
just unbelievably obvious

1339
01:22:22,807 --> 01:22:25,157
that you are someone
who cannot be counted on.

1340
01:22:25,157 --> 01:22:27,594
- Oh, come on. Geez.
- Yeah, when things
get too heavy for you,

1341
01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,509
- too real, you bail.
- Yeah, and you've run out on

1342
01:22:29,509 --> 01:22:31,511
every guy you've ever been with!

1343
01:22:31,511 --> 01:22:33,426
Yeah, because
I cannot help falling for

1344
01:22:33,426 --> 01:22:35,298
damaged guys like you!

1345
01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:37,691
So yes, I get out while I can!

1346
01:23:02,716 --> 01:23:08,200
<i>♪ Try to get up and get out</i>

1347
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:12,683
<i>♪ And have your day</i>

1348
01:23:16,687 --> 01:23:21,300
<i>♪ Trying to do all you can ♪</i>

1349
01:23:22,388 --> 01:23:26,653
<i>♪ To ward off the pain ♪</i>

1350
01:23:31,049 --> 01:23:36,359
<i>♪ You think
You found the light ♪</i>

1351
01:23:36,359 --> 01:23:41,059
<i>♪ In the dead of the night</i>

1352
01:23:45,237 --> 01:23:49,024
<i>♪ But your heart's
Still gonna break ♪</i>

1353
01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:57,249
-  <i>Hey, Will.</i>
- Hey. What's up?

1354
01:23:57,249 --> 01:23:59,121
- Um, is she up?
-  <i>Yeah.</i>

1355
01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:00,774
<i>I'm just getting her ready.
Hang on a sec.</i>

1356
01:24:03,603 --> 01:24:07,085
-  <i>Hi, Daddy.</i>
- Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
Good morning.

1357
01:24:07,477 --> 01:24:09,609
<i>Are you
coming to see me today?</i>

1358
01:24:10,349 --> 01:24:13,744
Am I coming to see you today?
No. Not-- not today.

1359
01:24:13,744 --> 01:24:16,268
<i>But you're coming
to my birthday party?</i>

1360
01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,575
Of course I'm coming
to your birthday party.

1361
01:24:18,575 --> 01:24:20,620
- I wouldn't
miss it for the world.
-  <i>Okay.</i>

1362
01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:23,319
- Yeah.
-  <i>It's a painting party.</i>

1363
01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:25,277
You're having a painting party?
I thought--

1364
01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:28,106
I mean,
your mom didn't tell me that.

1365
01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:30,108
Well, what are we gonna paint?

1366
01:24:30,108 --> 01:24:32,284
<i>Um, a turtle!</i>

1367
01:24:32,284 --> 01:24:35,418
We're gonna paint a turtle?
That sounds good.

1368
01:24:35,418 --> 01:24:37,550
Okay, well,
maybe I'll paint the head

1369
01:24:37,550 --> 01:24:39,422
and you can paint
the shell, okay?

1370
01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:41,076
<i>Okay.</i>

1371
01:24:41,554 --> 01:24:43,339
<i>Did you get me a present?</i>

1372
01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:46,429
Yeah, I got you a present,
but, uh, I can't--

1373
01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:49,301
- I can't tell you
what it is yet.
-  <i>Come on. Please?</i>

1374
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,610
- All right. Do you--
you really wanna know?
-  <i>Yes!</i>

1375
01:24:55,264 --> 01:24:57,657
I got you that, uh,
Molly doll you wanted.

1376
01:24:57,657 --> 01:24:59,572
-  <i>Sally, not Molly!</i>
- Oh, god damn it.

1377
01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,357
-  <i>Daddy!</i>
- Oh--

1378
01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,272
<i>You have to put
money in the swear jar.</i>

1379
01:25:03,272 --> 01:25:05,709
Sorry, sorry.
Didn't mean to swear.

1380
01:25:06,623 --> 01:25:10,017
Um, okay, but I'll--
I'll get you the right thing.

1381
01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:11,628
- I'm sorry.
-  <i>It's okay.</i>

1382
01:25:13,282 --> 01:25:15,240
I miss you so much, baby.

1383
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,374
I-- I really miss you so much.
How-- how's school going?

1384
01:25:18,374 --> 01:25:21,072
- Did you learn anything cool?
-  <i>Um...</i>

1385
01:25:21,638 --> 01:25:24,162
<i>did you know the whole world
used to be underwater?</i>

1386
01:25:24,162 --> 01:25:26,469
Ohh. No,
I didn't know that.

1387
01:25:26,469 --> 01:25:28,210
<i>Juliet, breakfast!</i>

1388
01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:30,473
-  <i>I gotta go.</i>
- Okay. Wait, wait.

1389
01:25:30,473 --> 01:25:33,563
Wait, um, baby, before you go,
do you think that we can--

1390
01:25:33,563 --> 01:25:35,434
we could just
do our thing really quick?

1391
01:25:35,434 --> 01:25:36,870
<i>Okay, Daddy.</i>

1392
01:25:37,523 --> 01:25:39,264
Okay.

1393
01:25:39,264 --> 01:25:41,266
I love you,
I love you, I love you...

1394
01:25:41,266 --> 01:25:43,050
<i>I love you,
I love you, I love you...</i>

1395
01:25:43,050 --> 01:25:44,922
...I love you, I love you,

1396
01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:47,054
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you...

1397
01:25:47,054 --> 01:25:49,013
...I love you, I love you,

1398
01:25:49,013 --> 01:25:50,971
...I love you,
I love you, I love you.

1399
01:25:52,582 --> 01:25:54,584
Okay.
Have the best day at school.

1400
01:25:54,584 --> 01:25:57,195
- I-- I miss you so much.
-  <i>I miss you too.</i>

1401
01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:59,154
<i>- Bye, Daddy.</i>
-  Okay.
Bye, baby. I love you.

1402
01:27:27,503 --> 01:27:28,765
Long night?

1403
01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:33,073
Yeah.

1404
01:27:33,770 --> 01:27:35,772
- Wanna talk about it?
-  No. God, no.

1405
01:27:37,164 --> 01:27:39,166
No, I've already done
way too much talking.

1406
01:28:01,972 --> 01:28:03,713
Can we actually just pull over?

1407
01:28:03,713 --> 01:28:08,848
Um, I just need to...
think for a second.

1408
01:28:08,848 --> 01:28:11,677
I-- I promise
I'll give you a good tip.

1409
01:28:28,912 --> 01:28:30,217
Are you okay?

1410
01:28:32,394 --> 01:28:34,091
Yeah. Um...

1411
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:36,963
listen, I'm not crazy.

1412
01:28:37,486 --> 01:28:40,576
Or... I don't know, maybe I am.

1413
01:28:40,576 --> 01:28:42,534
But could you actually
just take me back to where

1414
01:28:42,534 --> 01:28:44,188
you picked me up from?
There's just--

1415
01:28:45,581 --> 01:28:47,147
Yeah, there's something
that I need to do.

1416
01:28:54,894 --> 01:28:57,201
Actually, on second thought--

1417
01:28:57,201 --> 01:28:59,856
or on third thought--
could we just follow that car?

1418
01:29:00,117 --> 01:29:01,858
Uh, yeah.

1419
01:29:01,858 --> 01:29:03,425
It's been one of those nights.

1420
01:29:03,773 --> 01:29:04,991
Yeah, you have no idea.

1421
01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,010
Hi.

1422
01:30:10,143 --> 01:30:12,145
Did--
did-- did you know that

1423
01:30:12,145 --> 01:30:13,538
the whole world
used to be underwater?

1424
01:30:14,887 --> 01:30:16,454
- What?
- Yeah.

1425
01:30:16,976 --> 01:30:19,414
My daughter just
told me that, and, uh...

1426
01:30:22,068 --> 01:30:24,244
I don't talk about her enough.

1427
01:30:25,028 --> 01:30:29,728
And I think maybe I even
got started yesterday because

1428
01:30:29,728 --> 01:30:31,730
I was trying to figure out
a way to tell you about her.

1429
01:30:32,470 --> 01:30:36,343
But she's amazing,

1430
01:30:36,343 --> 01:30:38,520
and I think
you would really love her.

1431
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:41,566
Like, she kind of
reminds me of you, actually.

1432
01:30:41,566 --> 01:30:43,916
Like,
she'll just sing in the bath

1433
01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,614
at the top of her lungs,

1434
01:30:45,614 --> 01:30:47,703
and she doesn't care
how she sounds.

1435
01:30:47,703 --> 01:30:50,314
<i>She'll ask me these creative,
incredible questions,</i>

1436
01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:53,099
<i>like, you know, "Daddy,
what are flowers made out of?"</i>

1437
01:30:53,099 --> 01:30:56,407
<i>And if I'm telling her a story
and she doesn't like the ending,</i>

1438
01:30:56,407 --> 01:30:59,062
<i>she just--
she just makes up her own.</i>

1439
01:31:01,064 --> 01:31:04,328
<i>I'm just... not there
to read to her enough.</i>

1440
01:31:08,375 --> 01:31:10,073
But...

1441
01:31:10,595 --> 01:31:13,990
she's having a painting party
next week,

1442
01:31:13,990 --> 01:31:16,035
and I'm gonna be there,

1443
01:31:16,035 --> 01:31:18,908
and I'm gonna paint my ass off,
because I am just--

1444
01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:21,040
I am gonna be whatever
she needs me to be, you know?

1445
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:22,912
I am gonna show up,
and I am gonna love

1446
01:31:22,912 --> 01:31:24,348
with my whole heart,
just like she does.

1447
01:31:26,350 --> 01:31:27,873
Because she-- she deserves that.

1448
01:31:30,746 --> 01:31:32,008
Jane, I'm a mess.

1449
01:31:33,139 --> 01:31:35,838
And I don't have any answers,

1450
01:31:35,838 --> 01:31:37,317
and I don't expect you to, either.

1451
01:31:37,317 --> 01:31:39,102
But...

1452
01:31:39,798 --> 01:31:42,192
ever since we met
and we started talking,

1453
01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:44,499
I just--

1454
01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:49,939
I started thinking that
maybe you and I could
figure it out.

1455
01:31:51,375 --> 01:31:52,594
Together.

1456
01:31:55,945 --> 01:31:57,250
Thank you.

1457
01:31:59,209 --> 01:32:00,819
Thank you for sharing that. I--

1458
01:32:04,127 --> 01:32:05,607
She sounds amazing.

1459
01:32:15,834 --> 01:32:18,620
Look, I was fully dreading
coming to this wedding.

1460
01:32:21,623 --> 01:32:23,538
Until you showed up. And--

1461
01:32:25,452 --> 01:32:27,324
and then you got to talking,

1462
01:32:27,324 --> 01:32:29,282
and the more you said,
the more I wanted to hear,

1463
01:32:29,282 --> 01:32:31,328
because I didn't
just get your words,

1464
01:32:31,328 --> 01:32:35,550
I got your way of seeing,
and thinking, and remembering,

1465
01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:38,465
and it turns out I had all
this shit I needed to share too.

1466
01:32:40,598 --> 01:32:42,600
And usually I feel
so alone in my memories,

1467
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,210
but it was different with you.

1468
01:32:44,210 --> 01:32:45,385
It was like
you were right there.

1469
01:32:46,778 --> 01:32:48,388
And this is crazy.

1470
01:32:48,388 --> 01:32:50,216
I know that we just met,

1471
01:32:50,216 --> 01:32:52,262
and I know that this has
taken us both by surprise,

1472
01:32:52,262 --> 01:32:53,742
but I don't want
our conversation to end.

1473
01:32:56,396 --> 01:32:58,137
And I am afraid.

1474
01:32:58,616 --> 01:33:01,401
I admit that. I am fully
afraid of failing again.

1475
01:33:04,622 --> 01:33:07,233
But I don't wanna believe
that either one of us
is a hopeless case.

1476
01:33:07,233 --> 01:33:08,583
I don't. But...

1477
01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:10,759
I don't know.

1478
01:33:13,849 --> 01:33:15,720
Maybe we gotta take a leap.

1479
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,157
Yeah, well,
it's one hell of a leap.

1480
01:33:18,157 --> 01:33:20,856
We don't have to promise
the rest of our lives
to each other.

1481
01:33:20,856 --> 01:33:23,293
We don't even have to promise
the rest of our day.

1482
01:33:23,815 --> 01:33:26,252
Let's just keep talking. Okay?

1483
01:33:26,252 --> 01:33:27,645
Because I love talking to you.

1484
01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:29,429
Let's just talk and talk

1485
01:33:29,429 --> 01:33:30,692
until we don't have
anything more to say.

1486
01:33:35,522 --> 01:33:36,915
All right.

1487
01:33:40,223 --> 01:33:41,485
Let's tell a story.

1488
01:34:26,748 --> 01:34:32,797
<i>♪ One of these days
My ship will come in ♪</i>

1489
01:34:35,757 --> 01:34:42,328
<i>♪ Then I won't have
To work anymore ♪</i>

1490
01:34:45,941 --> 01:34:48,726
<i>♪ I can take some time</i>

1491
01:34:48,726 --> 01:34:52,077
<i>♪ To find out where I'm goin'</i>

1492
01:34:52,469 --> 01:34:55,124
<i>♪ And where I've been ♪</i>

1493
01:34:55,124 --> 01:35:01,565
<i>♪ One of these days
My ship will come in ♪</i>

1494
01:35:05,003 --> 01:35:07,005
<i>♪ One of these nights</i>

1495
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:11,618
<i>♪ True love will arrive</i>

1496
01:35:14,186 --> 01:35:20,932
<i>♪ Then I'll know what all
The heartache's been for ♪</i>

1497
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:29,158
<i>♪ I can lay to rest
The years of loneliness ♪</i>

1498
01:35:29,158 --> 01:35:33,510
<i>♪ Take a breath
And down I'll dive ♪</i>

1499
01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:37,470
<i>♪ One of these nights ♪</i>

1500
01:35:37,470 --> 01:35:40,735
<i>♪ True love will arrive</i>

1501
01:35:42,780 --> 01:35:45,261
<i>♪ Some early morning</i>

1502
01:35:46,784 --> 01:35:50,396
<i>♪ I'll wake up lost and alone</i>

1503
01:35:51,876 --> 01:35:55,445
<i>♪ Just wanting you so</i>

1504
01:35:56,794 --> 01:35:59,884
<i>♪ But even knowing you're gone</i>

1505
01:36:01,146 --> 01:36:06,456
<i>♪ I'll still keep holdin' on</i>

1506
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:09,502
<i>♪ One of these days</i>

1507
01:36:11,026 --> 01:36:13,768
<i>♪ My stars will align</i>

1508
01:36:16,683 --> 01:36:23,299
<i>♪ Then I'll go
To some sunny shore ♪</i>

1509
01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:31,437
<i>♪ Where my troubles seem
Like a distant dream ♪</i>

1510
01:36:31,437 --> 01:36:35,920
<i>♪ Oh, for the sweet life,
How I pine ♪</i>

1511
01:36:35,920 --> 01:36:39,881
<i>♪ One of these days</i>

1512
01:36:39,881 --> 01:36:42,753
<i>♪ My stars will align</i>

1513
01:36:55,548 --> 01:36:57,855
<i>♪ When I look back now</i>

1514
01:36:57,855 --> 01:37:00,553
<i>♪ It's all blurred somehow</i>

1515
01:37:00,553 --> 01:37:03,861
<i>♪ And the future's
Still so dim ♪</i>

1516
01:37:03,861 --> 01:37:08,605
<i>♪ But I know one of these days</i>

1517
01:37:08,605 --> 01:37:10,999
<i>♪ My ship will come in</i>

1518
01:37:12,565 --> 01:37:18,180
<i>♪ But I know, I know, I know
One of these days ♪</i>

1519
01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:21,139
<i>♪ My ship will come in</i>