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[Butcher] The answer to all our prayers.
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A virus that kills Supes.
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[Frenchie] Somebody's been running tests.
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Holy shit.
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Let's go.
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Sameer, is the virus gone?
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[Butcher] That's the only dose.
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{\an8}So we inject it
into your dead buddy over here,
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{\an8}to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep.
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- Where's Sameer?
- [FBSA agent] We couldn't find Dr. Shah.
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She knew the difference
between right and wrong.
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That baby killer!
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- [grunting]
- [Sage] You set me up
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and you fell for it.
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[Homelander] What's your next step?
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[Sage] The world ripped down,
rebuilt in your image.
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Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious?
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Shh.
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[Homelander] We recently found a leak.
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- I'm still gonna fuck your wife.
- [grunts]
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[Hugh Sr.] There's
something wrong with me.
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I don't know what to do!
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I love you so much.
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[Hughie crying]
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[Frenchie] Some sins deserve
eternal damnation.
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I have committed murders.
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We don't belong with decent people.
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We are monsters
so other people don't have to be.
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[Sameer] You chopped off my fucking leg!
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You'll be back to work in no time.
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- What work?
- [Butcher] You're gonna make us
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some more of that virus.
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Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, motherfucker.
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[groans]
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Now listen up, son.
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We been awfully patient with you...
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...but it's time to stop fucking about
and get the job done.
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[gags, exhales]
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Mary's little lamb is starting to stink.
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I could just bash your fucking head in,
jog your memory.
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Or, alternatively...
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...you just give us a list
of what you need
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to extract the virus.
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You cut off my fucking leg,
you chain me here... For what?
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[panicked groan]
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[Butcher] Listen, mate.
I'm the only thing
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that's standing between you
and a murderball game at the Y.
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You don't understand, I can't.
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I can't. Vicky, Zoe... I can't.
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[screams]
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Could just send you
back to them in a fucking bucket,
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you don't do whatever the fuck we say.
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[coughing]
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You all right?
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Yeah, right as rain.
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You got a week.
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And make it strong enough
to top Homelander.
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A week? This could take months!
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A week.
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[sobs]
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Don't let him fall asleep this time.
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[jarring music playing]
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To my right, your left,
is the famous Beresford Hotel
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out of where Ralph Fiennes's
Chris Marshall pursued
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JLo's maid Marisa, asking
if any part of their love was real.
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[guide continues indistinctly]
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[Daphne] You know, this has got to be
a health code violation.
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[Hughie] It's what he wanted.
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My God, did he love Maid in Manhattan.
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- [sighs] Man, that movie sucks.
- It's so bad.
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- Right?
- It's so bad.
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[both chuckling]
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I just feel like
maybe I shouldn't leave, you know?
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You know, you can call me anytime,
I can come in same day...
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Yeah, but people back home really need
their Voughtality beauty care, right?
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Really, I'm...
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- I'm fine.
- Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Is she okay?
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[Hughie] Kimiko?
Our friend Frenchie
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just turned himself in
for a bunch of murders he committed
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for this Russian mob boss,
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but Kimiko's upset that he didn't talk
to her about it first, so...
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Who the fuck are your friends?
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Abortion is murder!
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Abortion is murder!
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- Hey, fuck off, asshole!
- Hughie, Hughie...
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Hey, stop, stop, please, please, please.
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Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry.
- I am so sorry, Daphne, I'm so sorry.
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- That man is a piece of shit, dear.
- [laughs softly]
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Folks, this way.
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That's not part of the tour. [chuckles]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[officer] Patterson.
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Villanueva family. Davies.
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Line up for the next visitor shuttle.
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Inmate's name and DIN?
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Inmate refused visitation.
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Next.
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[wistful music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[rock music playing]
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♪ USA... ♪
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{\an8}Hope y'all are having a blessed day.
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{\an8}Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical,
and I'm tickled to announce
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{\an8}that I'm filling in
as the evening news anchor.
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{\an8}So without further ado, our top story...
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{\an8}are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you
into joining their shuls?
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{\an8} Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown,
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{\an8}the Rand Corporation
and the Manischewitz kosher...
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[app chimes]
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[gentle music plays]
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[app voice] ...let your intention connect
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with an almost affectionate attention
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- toward the breath.
- [inhales]
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[exhales]
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[phone ringing]
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[growls]
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[A-Train over phone] Hey,
this is so fucked...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
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- [Mother's Milk] Where are you?
- Toronto, so we could talk.
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They killed Cameron Coleman because
they thought that he was the fucking leak.
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Oh, shit.
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Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man.
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- I'm done!
- All right.
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No one ever said this would be easy.
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Think about your brother, your nephews...
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They'd be so proud of you, man.
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Who cares what my family thinks
if I'm already fucking dead?
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Calm down.
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Now walk me through everything.
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And let's process
this shit together, all right?
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This is so fucked!
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So before Cameron got beaten to death,
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Homelander was seen
putting Supes together like a...
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An army.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then A-Train saw
Tek-Knight talking to Sage.
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Looked like they were planning something...
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You want to talk to Tek-Knight.
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Now, he's having a Federalist Society
party tonight at his estate.
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[Annie] I cannot believe
that this is about
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to come out of my mouth, but... [sighs]
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...we could use Butcher.
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Have you heard from him?
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Motherfucker's MIA.
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[Annie] Hey.
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Maybe you should sit this out. You know?
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You've just been through so much.
With your dad...
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I'm fine.
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Focusing on work is exactly
what I need to do right now, okay?
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Just trust me.
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Okay.
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Okay. So, how are we supposed to sneak
into an alt-right cocktail party?
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Thought you'd never ask.
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Webweaver?
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[♪ Tone-Loc: "Wild Thing"]
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[sniffing]
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I know you.
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Where's the limey?
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Don't worry about all that.
I got your medicine.
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Usually Beardy McBritish wants
some dirt in exchange, but...
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I'm fresh out.
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Unless there's another way I can pay?
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Wink-wink.
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On the house, for being a loyal CI.
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[groans]
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Yo. I'm-I'm, I'm pretty fucked up, no cap.
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Would you mind doing the honors?
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Fuck you mean?
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- Shoot it up my pooper, dawg.
- Motherfucker, you done lost your mind.
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There's some lube on the table here.
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Squeeze bottle, not the pump.
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The blue one on the right.
With the water base.
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No fucking way.
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A.G., A.G.
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[groaning]
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I'll boof that shit later.
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♪ Wild thing, wild thing... ♪
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♪ She love to do...
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Fuck.
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Oh, yeah, really get it up in there, dawg.
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[grunts softly]
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Oh, yo, yo! [shouts]
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- What?
- That's my web hole!
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Ohh, back up, back it up, back it up.
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- Oh. Fuck.
- [groaning]
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- Oh. Fuck.
- Oh. Oh...
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All right.
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[panting]
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Ooh.
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- [farts]
- [grunts]
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Oh. Yo. My bad.
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Hey.
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Uh...
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You good?
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Want some Purell or...?
Okay, yep. Coming in. Coming in.
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There you go.
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Okay.
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Ain't enough Purell in the fucking world.
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How, uh...
how long's he gonna be out for?
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With as much Rohypnol I shot up his ass,
at least 48 hours.
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Get his pants.
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[beat-heavy music playing]
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[guests chattering indistinctly]
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[Tek-Knight] There's the big man!
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The myth, the legend,
the symbol of America.
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- [chuckling]
- [guests cheering]
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Please. We're all patriots here.
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Good evening, sir. How are you?
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- This is Ryan, my son.
- [ambient music playing]
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How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker?
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Well, it, uh, might've taken
18 rounds of voting, but we got there,
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- didn't we?
- [laughs]
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You know, sir, it's humbling
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to see your commitment to America.
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Greatest country on Earth.
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- Can't wait to see you inherit The Seven one of these days.
- [chuckles]
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Those are mighty big boots to fill.
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Yeah.
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[Tek-Knight] Oh, Captain...
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my captain.
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It is such an honor to have you here.
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I mean, the two top heroes together.
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Can't you just smell the team-up?
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You know, Sage and I might
need you for the moment,
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but let's get one thing straight...
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there is no team-up.
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We're not equals.
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You're pathetic.
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You can't even fly, for God's sakes.
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Come on, buddy.
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[Tek-Knight laughing]
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Ah! Oh, what a cutup.
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♪ ♪
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[Sage] What part of
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"you're an idiot child not welcome
at the adult table" do you not understand?
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Oh, I thought you knew everything.
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Tek Knight invited me.
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We go way back.
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It's so good to see you here.
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...and The Whole Truth got picked up
for another season on Vought+.
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It's a hit.
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Must be, if you got all this.
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No, you...
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you don't get this
from entertainment money.
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This is real money.
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Eleven generations' money.
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Oh.
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The Vernon family started out
as slave catchers.
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Now we own more private prisons
than any other company in the U.S. of A.
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And you sure know how to fill them.
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From snout to tail, I catch, house,
255
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,901
and rehab criminals, and then I catch them
256
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,694
- all over again.
- [laughs]
257
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:38,115
You know, I bet A-Train here would've
given my great-great-granddaddy
258
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,425
- a run for his money. Ah?
- [Firecracker] Oh.
259
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,410
But we would've caught you.
260
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,122
- [Firecracker] Ooh. [laughs]
- [chuckling]
261
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,416
I guess we'll never know.
262
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,501
[intriguing music playing]
263
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,673
[Mother's Milk] Come on out, kid.
264
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:55,900
[Hughie] You guys are gonna laugh.
265
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,551
No one is gonna laugh.
266
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,344
[groans]
267
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,724
[ragged exhale]
268
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:08,562
[chuckling]
269
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,565
Guys, come on. You-you promised.
270
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,901
- [Annie] Oh, my God.
- [Hughie] Okay, you know what?
271
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,361
Ah!
272
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,487
Fuck you guys.
273
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,780
[coughs]
274
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,493
How did a junkie like Webweaver score
an invite to this anyway?
275
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,371
Don't know.
But A-Train said he's on the list.
276
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,957
God, why does he wear it
so tight? [sniffs]
277
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,501
Smells like ass sweat
and broken dreams in here.
278
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,920
Good, it'll hide your scent
from Tek Knight.
279
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,231
You don't want to give him any tells.
280
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,674
Wait. Tek Knight has super smell?
281
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:41,011
Yeah. Smell, vision, taste, touch.
282
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,346
- He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth.
- I don't like this.
283
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,264
He's gonna make Hughie.
284
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,534
[Mother's Milk] How else are we gonna
find out what Sage is cooking?
285
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,560
Just got to work fast, kid.
286
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,812
Take these bugs,
put 'em all over the party,
287
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,790
and lure Tek Knight back here
as soon as you can.
288
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,357
- Okay.
- We'll take care of the rest.
289
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,775
[Annie] Oh, God.
290
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,862
Okay. Comm check-ins every two minutes.
291
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,739
Just say something, okay?
292
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,032
- Anything.
- Yeah. Copy.
293
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,700
In Webweaver's voice, motherfucker.
294
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,744
Uh... [imitates Webweaver] Copy, dawg.
295
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,162
Hey...
296
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,664
I'm fine.
297
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,333
All right? Trust me.
298
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,628
[Annie] Okay.
299
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,756
Ooh, that is... ripe.
300
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,141
[Elijah] Webweaver.
301
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,020
Master Knight's expecting you.
302
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,314
He'll be thrilled.
303
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,734
[clears throat] Yeah, uh, so am I, dawg.
304
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,372
Fuck, oh, fuck. The Seven are here.
305
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,960
[Mother's Milk over earpiece] Just
hurry up and plant the bugs, Hughie.
306
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,634
- Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. I...
- Jesus fucking...
307
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,718
Madam...
308
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,263
- Vice President-elect.
- Oh, shit.
309
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,722
[Hughie] Uh...
310
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,559
[suspenseful music playing]
311
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,810
Um...
312
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,689
Webweaver.
313
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,484
That's quite a scent.
314
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,735
- Webweaver!
- [exclaims]
315
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,153
You made it.
316
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,407
Oh, it's so good
to meet you in person. Finally.
317
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,717
Feels like I already know you.
318
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,076
[Hughie] Yeah, I know. Me too.
319
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,036
No... cap?
320
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,248
Really, I'm honored that you would even
consider the sidekick gig.
321
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,835
I know it's a big change,
but if tonight goes well...
322
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,045
- ...it's yours.
- Oh.
323
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,922
Uh, w-well, great.
324
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,509
- Mm-hmm.
- Um, that's... great.
325
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,761
Well, you know, I've never been
to an estate before.
326
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,430
- Mm.
- Um, do you guys have stables?
327
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,223
[Tek-Knight laughing]
328
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,934
Let's get the tour started inside.
329
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,228
- Okay? Come on. [chuckles]
- [Hughie] Okay. Got it.
330
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,231
[Sage] What happened to you?
331
00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,501
You look like you got ass-fucked
by the business end of a hammer.
332
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,694
Well, maybe I don't want to be
at this CPAC nightmare
333
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,362
any more than they want me here.
334
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,489
There's gonna be
a little sidebar later on.
335
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,450
One percent of the one percent.
336
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,037
Sage here is going to lube them up
with cognac and Montecristos,
337
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,165
and then convince them
to commit a little high treason.
338
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,374
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
339
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,418
Why would I expose myself like that?
340
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,670
Because in this room
is 38% of the U.S. GDP.
341
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,591
And if we have a shot in hell of pulling
off the 25th Amendment, we need them.
342
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,718
Do you want to be el jefe or not?
343
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,349
Good. Now, you're the virgin at prom.
344
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,100
Go get finger-popped.
345
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,479
Oh, hey.
346
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,148
You hear about Stan Edgar?
347
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,567
Well, what about him?
348
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,445
Well, apparently,
he got released from prison.
349
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:52,327
Hmm. Details are fairly sketchy as to why.
350
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,164
How. But, yeah, he got out.
351
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,291
Hasn't been seen since.
352
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,793
Well, he's nothing if not slippery.
353
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,003
I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
354
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,007
He can't hurt us.
355
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,134
Mm-hmm.
356
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,690
That's why I went
to the Safdies to direct.
357
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,333
[Mother's Milk] Okay, Hughie, check in.
358
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,444
- No more PG-13 bullshit.
- Oh, wow, I love these, uh, these orchid prints
359
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,780
in your... stairway.
360
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,826
Oh, wow.
361
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,996
I love your study. So many books.
362
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,375
[Tek-Knight] Got the original
Beecher Stowe Uncle Tom's Cabin.
363
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,501
- Cool.
- Mm-hmm.
364
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,086
Cool, cool.
365
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,923
Now, look, uh, I don't do this
for just anybody, but, uh...
366
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,216
you want to see the Tek Cave?
367
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,718
The Tek Ca... Uh...
368
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,679
S-Sure, I mean, uh, fuck yeah, dawg.
369
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,644
Oh, it's one of those pull-the-book,
hidden-elevator-thingies.
370
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,354
Like in my movies.
371
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,398
- [Hughie] Like in your movies.
- Shit.
372
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,983
Huh.
373
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,408
[static]
374
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,617
Hughie.
375
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,829
[elevator bell dings]
376
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,914
[birds fluttering]
377
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,627
Oh, my God.
378
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,754
Uh...
379
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,298
Oh, wow.
380
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,758
[water dripping]
381
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:35,972
This is the Tek Cave. Cool, cool.
382
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,224
[Tek-Knight] Ah, you've met Elijah.
383
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,685
Raised me since I lost my parents.
384
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,354
He's like a dad to me.
385
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,856
Isn't that right, Elijah?
386
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,442
That's correct, Master Knight.
387
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,989
There's nothing greater
than a father's guiding hand.
388
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,491
You know?
389
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,743
That's for sure.
390
00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,914
Jesus. You didn't get all the santorum
off the gibbet cage!
391
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,248
It'll be taken care of, sir.
392
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,793
- [groans]
- Most certainly.
393
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,128
- [static]
- We got to pull him out.
394
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,798
No, no, no. Look, j-just hold on.
395
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,174
[muffled groaning]
396
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,884
- Uh...
- [moaning]
397
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,138
[moaning]
398
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,473
Who is that?
399
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,933
That's my last sidekick.
400
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,101
[pained moans]
401
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,520
I don't like liars.
402
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,106
The whole culture down here
is based on trust.
403
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,650
Huh.
404
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,362
[heart beating rapidly]
405
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,030
Are you agitated?
406
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,865
No, I'm fine.
407
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,242
I get it.
408
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,327
This is all a little vanilla for you.
409
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,996
But... don't worry.
410
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583
Tonight, we're really
gonna push ourselves...
411
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,461
[shaky inhale]...to your level.
412
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,673
[chains rattling]
413
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,551
[Laddio grunting]
414
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,471
[muffled speech]
415
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,518
[Deep] Hey. Dude.
416
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,728
Are you fucking nuts?
417
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,272
Put your mask back on.
418
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,732
G-Get out of his chair.
What are you doing?
419
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,901
You know what's funny? I hate sake.
420
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,529
But I'm supposed to follow
some stupid Black ninja bullshit,
421
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,239
which makes no goddamn sense,
by the way.
422
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,991
You ever meet a Black ninja?
423
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,367
Lower your voice.
424
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,702
There's nobody here.
425
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,371
They left us like babies
so they could go do important stuff.
426
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,956
- We don't matter.
- Hey.
427
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,126
Speak for yourself.
I'm doing a ton of important shit.
428
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,627
Yeah? Like what?
429
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,505
Need-to-know, bro.
Need-to-fucking-know.
430
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,799
Fuck it. I'm done with all this shit.
431
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,092
You're quitting?
432
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,636
What are you gonna do?
Seven's the biggest gig there is.
433
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,388
Look, I don't understand Noir, okay?
434
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,699
You know there was nothing in his closet
435
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,268
but literally like seven file boxes
of shitty Buster Beaver drawings?
436
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,644
Why'd he have that?
437
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:47,848
Who the fuck knows or cares?
438
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,816
[sighs] I'm going to Missouri tomorrow.
439
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,361
I booked Cirque de Vought's new show,
VIVANT! Music of the Bee Gees.
440
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,196
Three nights a week in Branson.
441
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,823
They're gonna let me fly.
442
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,491
I can fly, did you know that?
443
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:04,078
Yeah, dude, we all know that.
Look, why didn't you just come to me?
444
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,039
About what?
445
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,291
Seriously? Dude.
446
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,337
[sighs] Man, me and the old Noir?
447
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,299
We were like great bros, like real bros.
448
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,259
[sighs] Give me this.
449
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,262
[glassware clinking]
450
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,851
Few years ago, Noir cleared out
an entire Indonesian fishing village.
451
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,729
Vought Fresh Farms was expanding
their palm oil plantation,
452
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,832
but the locals were bitching
'cause they needed the river
453
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,651
to survive or whatever the fuck.
454
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,528
Noir "cancelled" two dozen of 'em.
455
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,572
Came back with
a raging hard-on for a week.
456
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,657
[chuckles]
457
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,409
No, dude, see, what you're not getting
458
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:47,580
is how horny killing made the old Noir.
459
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,915
That was his whole thing.
460
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,250
But I don't really like violence.
461
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,544
[inhales, sighs]
462
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,008
Look, I know this
is hard to imagine, but...
463
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,468
some people laugh at me.
464
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,011
[chuckles] It's crazy, right?
465
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,221
Yeah.
466
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,307
But you know what I realized?
467
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,893
When I crush someone's nose
into the back of their skull
468
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:12,188
or beat 'em so bad
that they'll never walk again?
469
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,108
[chuckles] They're not laughing anymore.
470
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,610
They show respect.
471
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,031
Violence is power.
472
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,995
I'm starting to get why
it gave Noir so much chub.
473
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,252
- [app voice] Let your intention connect.
- [Annie] Oh, something is wrong.
474
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,879
Something is really, really wrong.
475
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,673
We should've never sent him in there.
476
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,651
Everything that's been
going on with his dad, I mean...
477
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,385
Fuck!
478
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,096
- M.M.!
- Annie, I hear you.
479
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,366
But what if we go in there
and we blow that man's cover?
480
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,392
Homelander is in there.
481
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,894
Sage, Firecracker, Neuman.
482
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,772
I'm going in.
483
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,650
Kimiko?
484
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:07,285
I'm going to move clarity forward
through mindfulness.
485
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,661
[equipment rattling]
486
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,500
And a gang of halothane to go with it.
487
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,419
[Butcher retching]
488
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,880
[coughing]
489
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:22,008
[panting]
490
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,763
[grunts]
491
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,265
[groans]
492
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,851
Are you all right?
493
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,563
I'm fine.
494
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,693
How you chopped off
an innocent man's leg...
495
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,362
...does that sound fine to you?
496
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,324
It's the only way...
497
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:49,327
I'm gonna get a proper crack
at Homelander.
498
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,788
Have you talked to Ryan?
499
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,249
Are you even trying
to get him out anymore?
500
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,462
Or is... this just the same old
bloodlust all over again?
501
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,215
Jesus Christ, you're doing
me fucking head in.
502
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,093
I'm trying to save
the bleedin' world here.
503
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,886
Claret's gonna get spilt.
504
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,431
[sighs]
505
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,934
I can't do...
506
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,937
what needs to be done
and keep you happy.
507
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,816
[Becca] Billy, come on.
508
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,068
I mean, "saving the world"? Really?
509
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,405
You're gonna kill one Homelander...
510
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,033
...just to end up with another.
511
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,036
[quiet, haunting music playing]
512
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,634
[suspenseful music playing]
513
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,367
[distant indistinct chatter]
514
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,077
All right, split up,
515
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,288
stay connected,
stay the fuck out of sight.
516
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,502
Actually, we know
if the rape is legitimate.
517
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:25,047
The woman's body has a way
to reject that pregnancy.
518
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:29,719
A nationwide ban on abortion
is just good policy.
519
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,890
[gasping, screaming]
520
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,975
Huh.
521
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,107
Tequila shots. Reposado.
Keep 'em coming.
522
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,361
[chuckles]
523
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,656
I just had abortion mansplained
to me by a guy
524
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:53,451
who refuses to be alone
with any woman who isn't his wife...
525
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:55,786
...or mistress.
526
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,249
I don't know.
I mean, cozying up to these people,
527
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,960
you're fucking asking me
to do the impossible here.
528
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:05,254
[light piano music playing]
529
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:15,181
[sighs] When I was 11,
my grandma was diagnosed
530
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:18,684
with Stage 3 chronic
lymphocytic leukemia.
531
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:20,895
God...
532
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:24,523
She had the biggest laugh,
but she got so small so fast.
533
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,108
She was bed-ridden.
534
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,237
The doctors didn't care about
saving some old ex-Black Panther
535
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,656
and they told my parents
there was nothing to be done.
536
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:35,952
I stayed up the next three nights
and discovered a cure.
537
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:41,457
Presented my research
to those satisfied fat crackers,
538
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,253
they patted me on the head,
said I was adorable and laughed at me.
539
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,339
Grandma died screaming in pain.
540
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:57,056
I could cure cancer,
reverse global warming,
541
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,100
but what's the point?
542
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,186
Humans are animals.
543
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,523
And the lines at Voughtland
are too long as it is.
544
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:11,570
Why are you telling me this?
545
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:14,282
Because you remember what it's like,
546
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:18,369
being a little girl
who no one fucking listens to.
547
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,708
And because fuck them all.
548
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:30,047
The only way women like us
have ever gotten what we deserved...
549
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,887
...one hand in their pockets while
the other slits their fucking throats.
550
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,892
Now... [sighs]
551
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,979
You in or out?
552
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,407
[muffled] Mm. Oh.
553
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,798
It's a great party, huh?
554
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,092
Y'all see all the free shrimp they got?
555
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,679
Firecracker, it's kind of
a private conversation.
556
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,932
But I'm sure the bar has
some SunnyD and Everclear.
557
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,279
[Homelander] Where is our host?
558
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:38,699
Mm. I have not seen him in a while.
559
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,177
- [♪ Gerry Rafferty: "Baker Street"]
- ♪ Happy ♪
560
00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,369
♪ Just one more year...
561
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:43,287
[Elijah] Master Knight.
562
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:46,540
[Tek-Knight] It's your favorite.
German chocolate.
563
00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:48,751
For the texture
against the bare cheeks, right?
564
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,920
[chuckles]
565
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:54,215
♪ ♪
566
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,723
[moaning]
567
00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:07,103
- Okay. Go.
- Okay. Uh...
568
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,896
Okay.
569
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,564
- [grunts]
- [Tek-Knight] Sit.
570
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,530
[Hughie grunts]
571
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:18,864
Mm-hmm.
572
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,289
[Tek-Knight] Yeah.
573
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,291
[Hughie] Like this?
574
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,961
Yeah.
575
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,295
Moosh it.
576
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,840
[straining] Now...
577
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,675
fart.
578
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,781
Oh, that's... That's okay, I don't really...
579
00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:45,391
[chuckles] I don't really have to, dawg.
580
00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,184
♪ About buying some land ♪
581
00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,588
♪ He's gonna give up the booze
and the one-night stands...
582
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,314
Yeah, I mean, I'm fine, though.
583
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,649
This is fine.
584
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,986
[grunting]
585
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,280
[gasping]
586
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,907
[farting]
587
00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:05,327
Oh, that's fucking hot.
588
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,121
♪ Oh, you're never gonna stop moving...
589
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,415
Ugh. You started without me?
590
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,958
[Tek-Knight] No, no, no, no.
591
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,170
You are just in time.
592
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,172
[Ashley laughs]
593
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,631
[both moan]
594
00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,842
I left a present for you
in the changing room.
595
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:23,262
- Mm.
- And no, it's not scat.
596
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,973
- This time. [chuckles]
- [moans]
597
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,058
♪ You're goin' ♪
598
00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:29,727
♪ You're goin' home ♪♪
599
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:30,978
[Tek-Knight] Webweaver,
600
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,605
clean up.
601
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,774
We are just getting started.
602
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,700
[Hughie] Oh, man.
603
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,164
[door opens in distance]
604
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,667
[door closes]
605
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,086
[Kessler] Oh, goddamn.
606
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:58,923
You really do look like warmed-up shit.
607
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,883
Oh, go fuck yourself.
608
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,260
Already did. Twice today.
609
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,222
Look at how my hand cramped up.
610
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,682
[both chuckle]
611
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:13,020
You know, we got to give Sameer credit.
612
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,189
Little fucker's a tough nut.
613
00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,651
He'll crack.
614
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,444
Ain't got no choice.
615
00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:21,987
None of us do.
616
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:24,990
What's that supposed to mean?
617
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,076
[exhales]
618
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,708
[sighs]
619
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:39,463
Man, you want to know what was harder
for me than going off on that last tour?
620
00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,968
Coming home.
621
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,095
Applebee's with Tanya.
622
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,805
Helping Joe Jr. with his trig.
623
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,724
Fucking towel shopping.
624
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,685
- [scoffs]
- [chuckles]
625
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,105
Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces,
626
00:30:56,188 --> 00:31:01,652
the ruined faces of those men
that you and me tortured and killed.
627
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:04,321
But see, I just... I couldn't square up
628
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:08,284
who I was at home
with the shit that I'd done.
629
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,120
And then, one night, over...
630
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:15,332
boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings,
631
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:16,750
it came to me.
632
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,502
Crystal.
633
00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:21,338
That guy that was taking out the trash
634
00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:25,175
and watching SportsCenter, that wasn't me.
635
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,094
The real me?
636
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:32,141
The real me likes to hear them scream.
637
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:38,522
So, now, tell me, Billy...
638
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:40,608
who's the real you?
639
00:31:43,861 --> 00:31:45,141
[♪ Christopher Cross: "Sailing"]
640
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:48,032
♪ Sailing takes me away...
641
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,034
[Hughie] Should we get back to the party?
642
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:51,744
Oh, this is the party, baby.
643
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:55,664
When that shit upstairs is over,
the real movers will come down here.
644
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,291
They'll want to play with you, too.
645
00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:58,792
♪ Just a dream and the wind...
646
00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:00,794
[laughs]
647
00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:04,715
♪ Soon I will be free...
648
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,467
[laughing]
649
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,887
I'm gonna sit my swollen clit
on your stupid masked face
650
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,889
and piss like a skunk,
651
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,767
- and I just had asparagus.
- [grunts softly]
652
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,226
You want that.
653
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,436
[Hughie] Yes?
654
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:18,979
- Yes.
- [screaming]
655
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:21,815
I said, you want that, Pain Slut.
656
00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:24,610
Yes! Yes, Mistress... [screams]
657
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,154
[laughing]
658
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,281
I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it.
659
00:32:29,365 --> 00:32:31,367
I am 100% a cannibal.
660
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,036
[Hughie screams] Stop! No more. Uncle.
661
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,496
♪ Sailing...
662
00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:38,415
If Webweaver wants you to stop,
he'll use his safe word.
663
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,834
♪ To where I've always
heard it could be...
664
00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,503
[Hughie grunts]
665
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,214
[laughs]
666
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,942
[Ashley] I'm gonna feel your pink asshole
667
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,761
around my wrist until you shit.
668
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,305
- [Hughie] Spiderweb!
- What?
669
00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:54,765
[Hughie] Oh, sorry, sorry.
670
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,951
I just like to shout stuff out
while I'm being tickled.
671
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,019
I'm so fucking turned on right now.
672
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,229
[grunts]
673
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,398
- [laughs]
- Yes.
674
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,565
[Hughie shrieking]
675
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,276
Yeah.
676
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,112
Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there.
677
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,195
[Hughie] Tarantula!
678
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:11,240
[exhales]
679
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,286
[sniffles]
680
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,468
[both gasp]
681
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:32,970
The fuck?
682
00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,680
I'm not here for you...
683
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:37,808
Oh, I don't give two shits
what you're here for.
684
00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:40,936
Oh, I should call Homelander right now
to come and laser your tits off.
685
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:42,855
Fuck.
686
00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:48,318
Why don't you come over here
and try and sucker punch me now, bitch?
687
00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:49,778
Look, you were right.
688
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:54,324
No, don't go trying to apologize to me.
689
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:57,244
I'm about to change your fucking life.
690
00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:00,247
I'm sorry for what I did to you
when we were kids...
691
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,850
Let me guess, that was Starlight, right?
692
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,460
- And that's not you anymore?
- No. No.
693
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,379
I tried to run away from Starlight,
tried to leave her behind,
694
00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:11,258
like she was a different person,
but she's me.
695
00:34:11,341 --> 00:34:12,885
She's all me, and I said
696
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:16,180
those fucking awful, awful things to you.
697
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:19,266
And if I'm being honest,
to other girls too, and I... [inhales]
698
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:22,478
Look, it doesn't forgive you
for being a cunt for what you did.
699
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,606
But for my end of things...
700
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,860
...I'm sorry.
701
00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:35,657
I am. I am so sorry.
702
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,034
[gasps]
703
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,871
You fucking whore.
704
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:44,833
[panting]
705
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,023
- [Ashley] Oh, John Henry!
- [♪ America: "You Can Do Magic"]
706
00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:52,382
[moaning]
707
00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:53,967
♪ Anything that you desire...
708
00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:56,094
[clapping]
709
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:57,179
[Hughie moaning]
710
00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:01,767
♪ You're the one who can
put out the fire...
711
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,602
Mmm.
712
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:04,978
♪ When you cast your spell...
713
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:07,272
God, you still got it, mommy.
714
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,358
You still got it.
715
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,734
[exhales]
716
00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:12,736
Why don't you go get changed, huh?
717
00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:16,490
Head back upstairs, replenish your fluids?
718
00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:19,701
I'll be there in a minute.
719
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,495
Yes.
720
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,623
[Hughie mumbles]
721
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,834
Oh, thank you so much.
722
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:28,919
I'm fine. Everything's fine.
723
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,632
[groans softly]
724
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,345
You having a good time?
725
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,265
[Hughie] Oh, yeah.
726
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:44,184
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Just so much dried cum.
727
00:35:44,268 --> 00:35:46,186
You just, uh,
728
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:49,690
you tap my undies,
they'll shatter like peanut brittle, man.
729
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,859
[groans]
730
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,695
Hey, so, did I get the gig?
731
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:57,781
♪ With a word, you dry my tears...
732
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,449
[Hughie grunts] Damn it.
733
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:02,286
[Tek-Knight] Just one last thing.
734
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:05,289
What's your safe word?
735
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,541
[Hughie] Uh...
736
00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,978
Uh, you know, uh, I'm actually,
I'm probably gonna save that
737
00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:13,505
for something I-I really can't handle,
but yeah, I'm good.
738
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,216
You're trembling.
739
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,469
- [Hughie] Mm-mm.
- Your body's riddled by horripilation.
740
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,431
Come on.
741
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:26,310
It's the thing that you love the most.
742
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,441
Say it.
743
00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,490
[Hughie] Lube?
744
00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:44,536
[shouting]
745
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:45,787
[panting]
746
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:49,291
I know you. You're Hughie Campbell.
747
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,295
- Fuck!
- This is actually great news.
748
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:58,467
Not only am I gonna get points
for catching you,
749
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,137
but before I let the big guy know
that you're down here...
750
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,615
Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,
751
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:04,866
wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, um...
752
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:08,185
you were, hey,
you were my favorite hero as a kid.
753
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,603
Okay? You don't want to do this.
754
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,230
Everybody always has the same holes.
755
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,774
Over and over again,
756
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,293
- it gets so fucking boring.
- Please, I looked up to you.
757
00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:17,027
[Tek-Knight] Sometimes,
758
00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,779
you just got to make your own.
759
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,785
And then fuck them.
760
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,703
[straining]
761
00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,413
No! [screams]
762
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,586
Where's Annie?
763
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,092
Hughie said orchids, right?
764
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,185
- [gasps]
- Ah. Don't you fucking move.
765
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,649
Kimiko, find Tek-Knight's
stupid fucking secret passage book.
766
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,027
All I have to do is scream.
767
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,696
Be the last thing you do.
768
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,864
You're smart, but you ain't bulletproof.
769
00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:07,953
But if you kill me,
you'd have to look Janine in the eye.
770
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,331
I said stop fucking moving.
771
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,876
Doesn't she have enough problems?
772
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,020
- Expelled.
- [books thumping]
773
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,921
Told a boy to "eat a bag of dicks"
774
00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,297
and then broke his arm?
775
00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:21,985
- You've been watching my daughter?
- I mean, she gets that from you.
776
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,427
Chip off the old block.
777
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,554
- Shut the fuck up.
- She has anger issues.
778
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,199
Early signs of OCD. You see that, right?
779
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,267
I said shut up.
780
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,019
You've cursed the poor girl.
781
00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:33,645
No.
782
00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:52,914
[inhales raggedly]
783
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:56,168
[high-pitched ringing]
784
00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:07,304
[dark music playing]
785
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,360
[man] Look, this is a white,
Christian nation
786
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:15,937
founded on white, Christian values.
787
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,206
Church and state are the same thing.
788
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,667
And we need Supreme Court justices who
will protect our values,
789
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,444
no matter how much they cost.
790
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:25,030
[smooth jazz music playing]
791
00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:32,329
Y'all are supposed to be undercover.
792
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:34,998
What the fuck did you do?
793
00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:36,875
Shit. Damn.
794
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,639
Oh, fuck no. I'm not taking him.
795
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,224
You're gonna get me murdered.
796
00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,397
Just try it, bitch.
797
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:19,000
[scoffs]
798
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:21,878
Get the door.
799
00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,466
[Annie] M.M.?
800
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:30,095
What the hell just happened?
801
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:36,434
- [♪ 10cc: "The Things We Do for Love"]
- ♪ Ooh, you made me love you ♪
802
00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:37,644
♪ Ooh...
803
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:38,727
[grunts]
804
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,774
[whimpering]
805
00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:44,210
[Tek-Knight] No matter what happens,
806
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:46,570
I want you to keep fighting.
807
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:49,489
[screaming]
808
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,035
[elevator bell chimes]
809
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,413
♪ Agree to disagree ♪
810
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,790
♪ But disagree to part...
811
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,376
[Annie] Oh, my God.
812
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,919
Hughie. Hughie. Are you okay?
813
00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,713
Hey, hey, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
814
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,173
Oh, fuck. You're okay.
815
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,403
[EMT] Hey!
816
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:45,587
Do me a favor,
just go wait over here, okay? Good boy.
817
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,508
- What is going on?
- Hmm?
818
00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:52,886
Tek-Knight, A-Train, Firecracker,
they're all M.I.A.,
819
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:55,138
and where the fuck have you been?
820
00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:58,558
I once ate a whole bag of candy corns.
821
00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,811
What?
822
00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,939
In my mouth.
823
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,107
- I ate them.
- Sage, what the fuck...
824
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:09,152
[dark music playing]
825
00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,237
What happened to you?
826
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,571
Brain damage.
827
00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:15,909
But now, I could really go
for a Crunchwrap Supreme
828
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,577
and a Sybian.
829
00:42:17,661 --> 00:42:19,454
Hey, hey, hey. Look at me.
830
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,124
- Hmm?
- Get a grip on yourself right now.
831
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,752
Get a fucking grip. Right now.
Come on, come on.
832
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:29,881
[mouths]
833
00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:32,717
[breathes deeply]
834
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,721
[high-pitched ringing]
835
00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:43,270
[ringing fades]
836
00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:45,272
Fuck it.
837
00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:47,482
Fuck it. I'll do it myself.
838
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,484
Folks.
839
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,152
Thank you for coming.
840
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,530
I'm sure you're wondering
why we pulled you aside,
841
00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:54,990
so let's get right to it.
842
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,616
[sighs]
843
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,994
I think we can all agree
that Robert Singer
844
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:02,122
is the greatest threat
this nation has ever faced.
845
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:05,542
He is going to destroy this whole country.
846
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,919
You all met Ryan, my son.
847
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,964
For his sake, I cannot and I will not
848
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,591
- let that stand.
- Does she agree?
849
00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:16,219
[Homelander] Of course. Especially her.
850
00:43:16,303 --> 00:43:17,721
She's not just eye candy.
851
00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:19,848
No, no, Victoria here,
852
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,933
she's an integral part of the plan.
853
00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:25,937
She sees up close what a doddering slave
to the woke mob Singer really is.
854
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:29,149
How great the threat really is.
855
00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:31,818
So once he's in office, we need to act.
856
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:34,362
We need to invoke
the Twenty-fifth Amendment.
857
00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:37,032
You're-you're talking about a coup.
858
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,783
No, I'm not.
859
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,910
I'm talking about saving this country.
860
00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:43,705
Before Singer replaces us
861
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:47,334
with a bunch of transgender illegals
that will do everything...
862
00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:49,794
Save the boogeyman shit
for the idiots watching VNN.
863
00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:53,131
How do you propose
to handle the Justice Department?
864
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,385
Well, they will all...
865
00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:59,012
be our appointees.
866
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:00,347
Obviously.
867
00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:02,515
- And the military's reaction?
- Or OPEC.
868
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:04,517
How you gonna guarantee our oil reserves?
869
00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:07,228
Of course there's gonna be
some birth pangs...
870
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,622
The shock to the markets would be total.
871
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,441
And what happens if civil servants resign
872
00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,026
en masse?
873
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:16,237
With all due respect, sir, I think
you got a little hitch in your giddy-up.
874
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,531
Who's handling all this?
875
00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:20,784
[stammers] Great question.
876
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,619
This is great. Great questions.
877
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:25,455
Truly. And, um, uh,
878
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,874
Sage. Sage, um...
879
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,003
...has the details.
880
00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,463
Mmm.
881
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,548
[others murmuring]
882
00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,554
Who's handling all this?
883
00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,640
Me.
884
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,643
I fucking am.
885
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,355
[chuckles]
Look, I'm sure you're all wondering
886
00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:53,233
why I'm here tonight,
instead of rimming out AOC,
887
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:56,444
while shouting, "Defund the police,"
up her asshole. [chuckles]
888
00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,866
But I'm here tonight
889
00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:04,119
to tell you the truth.
890
00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,124
The truth is America is not a democracy.
891
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,628
The word "democracy"
makes people feel safe.
892
00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,857
But the founders never trusted the masses,
because the truth is,
893
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,883
the masses are fucking stupid.
894
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,761
Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
895
00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:23,888
shouldn't have a say
in how a country is run.
896
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,560
People are a labor force
897
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,937
that need a kind, but firm hand.
898
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,565
There are no nations. There's Apple, Exxon
899
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:35,233
and Berkshire Hathaway.
900
00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:38,153
Corporations are
the real superpowers here.
901
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:41,823
You should be able to operate
without any regulation or restriction
902
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,909
whatsoever.
After all, you're billionaires.
903
00:45:44,993 --> 00:45:47,245
You are smart enough to know what's best.
904
00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,913
Bottom line?
905
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,625
You support me,
and that is what you'll fucking get.
906
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,467
Hear, hear.
907
00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,635
- Hear, hear.
- Hear, hear.
908
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:04,888
[sighs]
909
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,236
[man] Seems pretty solid.
910
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:26,743
[tense music plays]
911
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:29,829
[♪ Toto: "Rosanna"]
912
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,502
♪ Meet you all the way ♪
913
00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:37,837
♪ Rosanna ♪
914
00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:39,672
♪ Meet you all the way...
915
00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:42,383
I've dreamt of having you
down here to humiliate,
916
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,470
- Starlight.
- You've been secretly meeting with Sage.
917
00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,223
Why?
918
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,451
You're all so fucking dead
when Homelander comes down here.
919
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:52,977
Do you know how fucking dead you all are?
920
00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:54,854
[laughing]
921
00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:57,941
Mm.
922
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:00,276
[screams] Ow!
923
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,694
[grunts] Ow!
924
00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:03,613
Fuck!
925
00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:04,989
Yeah.
926
00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:07,700
Oh, fucking hurt me.
927
00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,786
Oh!
928
00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,955
[moaning]
929
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,707
Oh, yeah.
930
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:16,751
Squeeze my balls, come on.
931
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,045
- Squeeze 'em.
- How do you torture a masochist?
932
00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:20,213
♪ Rosanna...
933
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:22,215
[shouting]
934
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,178
Laddio, get help, boy!
935
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,015
♪ Meet you all the way ♪
936
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,143
♪ Rosanna ♪
937
00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:40,024
♪ Now she's gone and I have to stay...
938
00:47:40,108 --> 00:47:41,693
It's...
939
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,361
all of his bank accounts.
940
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,030
Just needs a retinal scan.
941
00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:48,116
Wait, what are you doing? No, no.
942
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,451
No, no, no. Don't you fucking dare!
943
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:51,744
No. Ow!
944
00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:53,454
[grunts]
945
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:54,998
[automated voice] Access granted.
946
00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,292
[grunts] Fuck.
947
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,294
Okay. All right, let's see, how do you
948
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:00,920
hurt a billionaire?
949
00:48:01,004 --> 00:48:02,797
How about...
950
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,550
40 million to Elizabeth Warren's
Super PAC, how's that sound?
951
00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:08,094
No! Fuck you. I'll kill you.
952
00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,638
And 65 million to...
953
00:48:10,722 --> 00:48:12,098
the Innocence Project.
954
00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:15,393
Whore. You skunk pussy bitch!
955
00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:17,061
I'll fucking make you hurt.
956
00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:19,397
I swear to fucking God.
957
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,566
Fuck you.
958
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,485
Fuck.
959
00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,279
- Ready to talk?
- Eat shit!
960
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:28,114
100 million to Black Lives Matter.
961
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:30,491
No, not those people! Fuck you!
962
00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,285
Fuck y... No! No, wait!
963
00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,661
Wait, oh, uh, uh...
964
00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:35,622
[stammering]
965
00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:37,999
They made me a deal, okay? [stammers]
966
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,334
What deal?
967
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:40,585
He'll fucking murder me.
968
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:41,836
[whimpering]
969
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:42,837
Do it.
970
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,088
No, please, please, please!
971
00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:45,757
To use my prisons.
972
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,467
My prisons.
973
00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,135
Homelander and Sage, they,
974
00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:51,262
they need places
across the country to put their...
975
00:48:51,346 --> 00:48:53,556
dissidents. [stammers]
976
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,975
Look, I don't know anything else.
977
00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,561
Okay? That's all.
978
00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:00,938
He's talking about internment camps.
979
00:49:01,022 --> 00:49:03,691
[computer trilling]
980
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,987
- [Tek-Knight straining]
- [Annie] Hey!
981
00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,781
- Stop! What are you...?
- Step back!
982
00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:11,199
Now!
983
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,868
I raised this...
984
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,912
entitled piece of shit
985
00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:17,580
from a little boy.
986
00:49:17,664 --> 00:49:20,208
I listened to him moan about his career.
987
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,085
I cleaned cum
988
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,462
out of too many goddamn holes
989
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,297
to count.
990
00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,216
But prison camps?
991
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:31,928
Go.
992
00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:34,180
We'll make it look like an accident.
993
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:37,350
He always admired David Carradine.
994
00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:39,310
Thank you.
995
00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:42,188
♪ Meet you all the way...
996
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,607
[Elijah] Zendaya.
997
00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:47,151
The safe word.
998
00:49:47,235 --> 00:49:48,820
It was "Zendaya."
999
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,656
♪ Rosanna ♪♪
1000
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,785
[Mother's Milk] Heart attack, huh?
1001
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,620
How bad is it, Doc?
1002
00:49:57,704 --> 00:49:59,539
Not quite.
1003
00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:00,998
Panic attack.
1004
00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:03,000
Folks mix it up all the time.
1005
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,211
Consider this the universe's warning,
Mr. Milk.
1006
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:07,547
Whatever you're doing, stop it.
1007
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:09,716
Take some downtime now.
1008
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,093
Before you really have a heart attack.
1009
00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,471
[phone chimes]
1010
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,937
[sighs]
1011
00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:34,991
Ma'am.
1012
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:38,077
I'm sorry, but I just don't think
your inmate wants to see you.
1013
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:52,675
[somber music playing]
1014
00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:54,677
♪ ♪
1015
00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:14,071
[door closes]
1016
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,907
[footfalls echo]
1017
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,035
[Homelander] Where were you last night?
1018
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,122
Starlight was at the mansion.
1019
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,126
What?
1020
00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:28,753
I chased her outside,
1021
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,755
but the bitch got away.
1022
00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:34,967
She did?
1023
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,554
Tek-Knight's dead.
1024
00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:44,268
Probably Starlight and her friends did it.
1025
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,556
- [scoffs]
- How do you think
1026
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,064
they knew about the party?
1027
00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,651
Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.
1028
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,362
So either Sage was lyin' to you,
1029
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,739
or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.
1030
00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:58,533
I mean, fuck.
1031
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,535
I heard about her performance
last night, sir.
1032
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,745
- I just want you to know that I would...
- So...
1033
00:52:02,829 --> 00:52:06,123
You're the one who let Starlight get away.
1034
00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:10,378
So how do I know that you're not the leak?
1035
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:13,881
When you found me...
1036
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:15,883
my podcast had...
1037
00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:18,087
I don't know, a couple hundred fans.
[chuckles softly]
1038
00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,389
You know, folks laughed.
1039
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,975
Now I'm the fucking anchor
1040
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:26,936
at VNN.
1041
00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:29,021
With millions of followers.
1042
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,484
And they ain't laughin' no more.
1043
00:52:33,568 --> 00:52:36,529
- I really don't care...
- Please! Just let me finish.
1044
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,032
Now I have spent...
1045
00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:42,952
...my whole life
1046
00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:45,037
on the outside, looking in.
1047
00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:49,250
It was you...
1048
00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,545
...who threw that door open for me, sir.
1049
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,630
You brought me in.
1050
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,758
God, you have given me...
1051
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,804
...everything.
1052
00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:05,808
You...
1053
00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:07,560
are everything
1054
00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:09,061
to me.
1055
00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,316
Uh...
1056
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,820
What are you doing?
1057
00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:21,115
I am not sexually attracted to you.
1058
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,783
No, this ain't about sex.
1059
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:24,911
No, this?
1060
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,706
This is about loyalty.
1061
00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:43,930
[Homelander moans]
1062
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,267
But you're not pregnant.
1063
00:53:48,351 --> 00:53:50,311
There's, um,
1064
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:53,564
a long regimen of drugs a person can take
1065
00:53:53,648 --> 00:53:56,108
to make it happen.
1066
00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:58,361
It enlarges the heart
just a tiny little bit.
1067
00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:06,953
You did this for me?
1068
00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:09,205
I'd do anything for you.
1069
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,212
Anything.
1070
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,636
- That's my boy.
- [Homelander moans]
1071
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,973
That's my good little boy.
1072
00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:32,812
Mm.
1073
00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:36,482
[Neuman] Anyone who owns
a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug
1074
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,859
shouldn't have a say
in how a country is run.
1075
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:41,070
People are a labor force.
1076
00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:42,780
They need a kind but firm hand...
1077
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:45,616
[Annie] Do you think
Vicky knows about the...
1078
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,285
internment camps?
1079
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,913
Christ. I knew shit was bad.
1080
00:54:50,997 --> 00:54:53,624
I just did not know how bad.
1081
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:56,252
[Neuman] ...any regulation
or restriction whatsoever...
1082
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:58,754
Ashley rubbed one out
while she tickled my feet.
1083
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,467
She said so many horrible things.
1084
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:07,013
Oh, my God. Hughie.
1085
00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,973
What else did she do to you?
1086
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,354
I'm not fine.
1087
00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:19,734
I'm really not fine.
1088
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:22,111
I miss him, Annie. I miss my dad.
1089
00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:23,946
Oh, Hughie.
1090
00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:26,615
I'm so sorry. It's okay.
1091
00:55:26,699 --> 00:55:28,993
I'm so sorry.
1092
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:31,662
[breathing shakily]
1093
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:36,584
[wheels rolling]
1094
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:42,256
[Kessler] Well, looky here.
Christmas came early, Sameer.
1095
00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:45,968
Nicked it off a French bloke.
1096
00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:48,679
Should be enough to get you started.
1097
00:55:48,763 --> 00:55:50,014
[coughing]
1098
00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:51,515
I won't do it.
1099
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:53,517
The fuck you won't.
1100
00:55:53,601 --> 00:55:55,603
Do what you want to me, but I ca...
1101
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,188
I can't do this for you.
1102
00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:59,231
Listen.
1103
00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:00,566
One dose.
1104
00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,109
Strong enough to top Homelander.
1105
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:04,320
And then you can go back
to what's her name.
1106
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,572
And you don't got to see me no more.
1107
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,950
But this first.
1108
00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:12,661
You don't understand.
1109
00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:14,121
I can't.
1110
00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:16,499
It's what we realized in the lab.
1111
00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:19,126
To make the virus strong enough
to kill Homelander
1112
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:21,962
would evolve it into something unstable.
1113
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,839
What do you mean, unstable?
1114
00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:25,299
Airborne.
1115
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,717
Highly contagious.
1116
00:56:26,801 --> 00:56:28,219
Super lethal.
1117
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:31,263
No one with Compound V
in their bloodstream would be safe.
1118
00:56:31,347 --> 00:56:33,557
A global fucking pandemic.
1119
00:56:33,641 --> 00:56:36,102
We're not just talking
about killing Homelander.
1120
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:39,688
We're talking about killing
every Supe on earth.
1121
00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:43,234
That's Annie, Kimiko.
1122
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:45,694
- Ryan.
- [Sameer] Vicky.
1123
00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:47,571
Zoe.
1124
00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:52,201
I'm sorry.
1125
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,955
But when they say shit's
falling into the wrong hands...
1126
00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,000
...they mean your hands.
1127
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,296
[sniffles, whimpers]
1128
00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:08,342
[Kessler] This is beyond
our wildest dreams.
1129
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,261
Man, dude just gave us the silver bullet.
1130
00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,638
We can wipe them all out.
1131
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:16,016
[Becca] Billy,
you cannot go along with this.
1132
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,144
Listen, mate, no one
1133
00:57:18,227 --> 00:57:19,979
ever said nothing about genocide.
1134
00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:23,315
- Is that a fucking joke?
- He's insane.
1135
00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:25,651
[Kessler] Who was it that said,
"They all got to go"?
1136
00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:27,111
"Every fucking last one of 'em."
1137
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,697
[Becca] He's talking about murder, Billy.
1138
00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:32,158
- Of thousands.
- Think how much better the world would be.
1139
00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:34,493
And a lot of them are innocent, okay?
I know you...
1140
00:57:34,577 --> 00:57:36,829
Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch!
1141
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,418
Wait a minute... [stammers]
1142
00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,088
You can see her?
1143
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,600
What the fuck's
that supposed to mean, you're me?
1144
00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,478
I mean, out of all the fucking people
1145
00:58:01,562 --> 00:58:05,191
that your festering fucked-up brain
could've conjured up,
1146
00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:07,234
you picked me.
1147
00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,280
The real Joe Kessler?
1148
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:14,116
He's dead in the Panjshir Valley,
motherfucker.
1149
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,534
You never dragged me out.
1150
00:58:15,618 --> 00:58:17,077
You left me to die.
1151
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:19,830
I'll be back at the head of the table
in no time.
1152
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:21,707
No.
1153
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,876
We'll get Ryan's head clear,
and that's it.
1154
00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:25,461
Fuck all this cloak and dagger shite.
1155
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,921
It's bloody freezing out here.
1156
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,298
We'll patch you up right as rain.
1157
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,427
No. No.
1158
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,429
No, I'd remember that.
1159
00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:36,972
I'd fucking remember that.
1160
00:58:37,056 --> 00:58:38,909
[Kessler] Unless of course
you've got a big, old,
1161
00:58:38,933 --> 00:58:40,726
fat, V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt.
1162
00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:43,604
Which is why you are
seeing me in the first place.
1163
00:58:46,774 --> 00:58:49,193
[Kessler] I killed Ezekiel for you.
1164
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:51,820
I am inside of you.
1165
00:58:51,904 --> 00:58:53,864
I am you.
1166
00:58:53,948 --> 00:58:56,909
Which is why when I tell you
you want to do this,
1167
00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,119
I am literally telling you
1168
00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:01,455
that you fucking want to do this.
1169
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,961
So don't you worry, Billy, my boy.
1170
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:11,382
Daddy's home.
1171
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,438
[mysterious music playing]
1172
00:59:26,522 --> 00:59:28,524
♪ ♪
1173
00:59:58,554 --> 01:00:00,556
♪ ♪
1174
01:00:31,003 --> 01:00:33,005
♪ ♪
1175
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,995
♪ ♪
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