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Eric. It is time.
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Why don't you do it?
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- It's your house.
- Your house.
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Listen to them up there.
The party has reached critical mass.
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In 10 minutes,
there will be no more beer opportunities.
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If my dad catches me copping beers,
he'll kill me.
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I'm willing to take that risk.
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Don't worry about it.
Just remain calm, keep moving.
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And above all,
don't get sucked into my dad's hair.
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- What's wrong with your dad's hair?
- Just don't look at it.
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And, Eric, cold. Definitely cold.
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Young and beautiful
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Someday your looks will be gone
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Watch it, Eric!
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Hot pizza rolls. Coming through. Hot, hot.
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Kitty, where are you?
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Okay, take two.
There's plenty. There's plenty coming.
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Is everybody good? I know. I know.
Vienna sausages are so versatile.
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Hi, there, Eric.
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Mr. Pinciotti.
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So, Eric, how do you like Bob's new hair?
Isn't it groovy?
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It's incredibly groovy, Mrs. Pinciotti.
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- Yeah, it was Midge's idea.
- It's a perm.
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Eric.
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Hi, Dad.
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What the hell happened to Bob's hair?
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Beats me.
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His head looks like a poodle's ass.
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Boy, just when you think
you've seen everything.
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- A poodle's ass walks into your party.
- Eric, don't use the "ass" word.
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You're still in high school.
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Yes, sir.
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Okay. Pigs in a blanket. Hot. Hot.
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Kitty, is that your Toyota in the drive?
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Red, a Toyota?
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Yeah, it's mine.
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I tell you, the last time I was that close
to a Japanese machine...
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it was shooting at me.
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Honey, it is the gas crisis.
What can you do?
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And you know, Bob,
those SOBs at the dealership...
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offered me a lousy $400 trade-in
on the Vista Cruiser.
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Yeah, what you gonna do?
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It'll rust in the driveway before I trade it in.
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Honey, it is rusting in the driveway.
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Pop, I'll take the cruiser off your hands.
I don't care if it's a pump-sucker.
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- What you got there, Eric?
- Beer.
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I found it. Just sitting...
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you know... around.
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Put them away, son.
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I intend to, sir.
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Honey.
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On your way to the basement,
could you pop these in the fridge?
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They're warm.
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Check it out.
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I see that every day.
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He's alive!
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Good news.
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My dad is thinking
of giving me the Vista Cruiser.
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You're getting a car?
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Have I told you
how incredibly attractive you are, Eric?
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No.
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You told me he was cute.
No, I didn't.
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I remember, 'cause you said
not to say anything in front of Eric.
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Let's focus on
what's important here, people.
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Forman stole something. To Forman.
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You know what's sad?
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This is the proudest day of my life.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Marcia, a football in the face.
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- That's gotta hurt.
- Ouch, my nose!
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- That's gonna be huge in the morning.
- Huger than my boobs?
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Bigger than the left one.
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Why are we watching this
without the sound?
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I am totally confused.
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Here, use the earphone.
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So, what's the deal with the Vista Cruiser?
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The deal is, there is no deal yet.
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- How we gonna get to the concert?
- Shut up!
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What concert?
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Todd Rundgren.
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When?
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- This weekend.
- Who's going?
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Eric, and Donna, and me,
and Hyde, and the foreign kid Fez.
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Pretty much everybody.
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- And you.
- Good.
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Thank you for telling me, Michael.
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- I'm getting a soda.
- Yeah.
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Yep, me, too.
Sit down!
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You don't want me to go to the concert.
Is that it?
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I didn't know if you liked music.
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Michael.
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I didn't invite you to the concert...
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because I know
you really don't like my friends.
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- Did you tell them that?
- No.
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Michael. Don't tell our
private conversations to other people.
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We have to have
our own private conversations.
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Also, I didn't think
you'd be interested in Todd Rundgren.
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I mean, like you said, he's no Frampton.
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I love Todd Runddamen.
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I have the 45 of Hello, it's me.
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Remember the night we listened to it?
We can have fun at the concert, too.
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Especially in the car on the way back.
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- Okay. You can go.
- Only if you want me to.
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I want you to.
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Jackie, I guess you're going
to the concert with us.
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I can't wait.
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So, Michael,
you wanna go back to my house...
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and listen to Todd Grunion records?
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay, bye.
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You kids have fun. Bye.
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- Bye, bye, now.
- Yeah.
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They're so darn cute.
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Minute you turn your back,
they go at it like dogs.
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- They're frisky.
- You can't leave them alone.
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No.
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You know...
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my sister thinks
that we shouldn't be left alone.
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Us?
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Yeah.
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We're alone now.
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Yeah.
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Eric, relax.
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We've lived
next door to each other forever.
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You could've had me when I was four.
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Really?
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And there I was all day long
on the hippity hop.
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Stupid.
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Stupid.
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Stupid.
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Ever since yesterday,
I can't stop thinking about you.
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I mean, I've known you
practically my whole life.
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I want you.
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I want you so bad.
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Eric, it's a car.
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Let's just leave these two kids alone.
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Say, hey there, Donna.
Hey, Dad.
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You kids. Standing around the driveway.
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It's so darn cute.
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You know, you may not realize it...
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but this is the most fun
you're ever gonna have.
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- So it's all downhill from here, sir?
- Yeah.
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- What happened to your dad's hair?
- He got a permanent.
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So that's permanent?
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Baby!
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I may not say this right
because I am new to English.
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But she has tremendous breasts, yes?
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Michael, who is this guy?
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That's Fez.
He's a foreign exchange student.
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Who did we exchange for him?
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Donna, I have to go to the ladies' room.
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Donna?
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I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?
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No, it doesn't work that way with guys.
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Kelso, how much longer...
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are we gonna have to deal with
the whole Jackie experience?
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Don't worry. I'm breaking up with her.
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- Never gonna happen.
- It's over.
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She's cutting into my free time.
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I...
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I'm hooked on a feeling
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I'm high on believing
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So is Red still thinking about
giving you the car maybe?
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Even if we do get it, we're gonna need
some serious gas money...
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'cause the cruiser's a boat.
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I know it's a boat.
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This whole gas shortage bites.
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Who is getting a boat?
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There is no gas shortage,
man. It's all fake.
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The oil companies control everything.
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Like, there's this guy who invented
this car that runs on water, man.
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It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine,
and it runs on water.
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So it is a boat.
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No, it's a car.
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Only, you put water in the gas tank
instead of gas.
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And it runs on water, man.
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I never heard of this car.
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Jackie's good for gas money.
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You are such a whore.
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When does the boat get here, whore?
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Eric!
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Yeah, dad.
I need to talk to you.
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Eric...
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your mother and I have been talking.
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Since I've been cut back to part-time
at the plant...
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and the hospital is so close...
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I can take the Toyota to work,
and your mom can take the bus.
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Honey.
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Honey, really, I'd rather walk.
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When I ride the bus in my nurse's
uniform, people always show me their scars.
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Then I'll drop you off
on my way to the plant.
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- No, I don't wanna be any trouble.
- Then Eric can take you.
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He's a teenager. He doesn't wanna drop...
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If he can't drop his own mother off at work,
then I'll be damned if he's getting a car!
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Okay.
Excuse me.
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- Am I getting the car?
- We didn't say that.
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Things don't just drop into
your lap, Eric. Not in this life.
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A car is a responsibility.
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You'll need insurance.
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Do you have any idea
how much insurance is?
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A car is a privilege.
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Oil changes, road flares,
fluids, that's your job.
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A car is not a bedroom on wheels.
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Always yield. Always!
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Laurie's friend got pregnant in a car.
Don't let that happen.
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If I find one beer can in that car, it's over.
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And no doughnuts, either.
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Ants.
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So...
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do I get the car?
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- Bitching!
- Eric, not in front of your mother.
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Thank you, Pop.
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Sir.
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Yeah...
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clean the attic.
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- Kelso, that's sweet.
- Actually, I'm riding shotgun.
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- No, you're not.
- I'm not riding in the back.
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Why don't we let Eric decide?
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- Eric?
- Kelso.
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Get in the back.
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- Taking her for a spin?
- Yes, sir.
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Have a good time.
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One more thing.
Very important. About the car.
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She's old, so no trips out of town.
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Ever.
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Understood?
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Have fun.
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I guess that's that. We're not going.
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- Eric, do you wanna go?
- He said no trips out of town.
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- It's your car. Do you wanna go?
- But he's God.
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I think God would want us
to go to Milwaukee.
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Eric, you are a 17-year-old man.
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I'm gonna go with whatever you say.
It's your decision.
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It is my decision.
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And my decision is:
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- We're going to a concert.
- Yeah!
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The kids are off.
I wonder where they're going.
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Out of town.
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Are you sure?
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Of course.
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I told them not to.
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So I guess they'll be gone for a while.
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Yeah.
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Let's go.
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I'm telling you, we're out of gas.
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- We're not out of gas.
- It's the battery.
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- It's six years old and shot to hell.
- I know what. I'll just call my dad.
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Kelso, tell her.
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- He can't take the car out of town.
- I'm not calling his dad.
257
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Jackie, parents talk to each other
about how we screw up.
258
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- Why would they talk about that?
- They can't help it.
259
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Look, say there's a party, see. And
all of our parents are there. Together.
260
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Hi, Red.
261
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Say, isn't it greatall our kids are such good friends?
262
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Yes, Jackie's dad,they're quite the gang of young people.
263
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Kitty, I love whatyou've done with the kitchen.
264
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Yes, aqua and yellow...
265
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blah, blah, blah, yak, yak, yak.
266
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Speaking of kids...
267
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wasn't it lucky Triple-Apulled Eric's butt out of the fire...
268
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when he took the carto Milwaukee without your permission?
269
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What?Why, that twisted little monkey!
270
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I'm grounding him for 10 years.
271
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Kids. What are you gonna do?I say we torture them...
272
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with plenty of pointless rules and advice.
273
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Hey, everybody!Let's hustle!
274
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Guys. We are in the middle of nowhere...
275
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and I have to go to the ladies' room.
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Donna?
277
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So where you going?
278
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- Rundgren concert.
- Cool.
279
00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:16,707
So what, you want a battery?
'Cause I can get you a battery.
280
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,139
Are they cheap?
281
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Or possibly free?
282
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$32, minimum.
283
00:17:22,784 --> 00:17:24,219
All right, I'll tell you what.
284
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We'll trade you our battery,
plus $5 for one of your batteries.
285
00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:33,765
That's a really sweet deal, my friend,
but how about this?
286
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How about one battery
for two concert tickets?
287
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We can't give up two tickets.
288
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Okay.
289
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It's either that or none of us go.
290
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- So who's out?
- There's always Jackie.
291
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Of course, Jackie. I mean,
Jackie's gone. But who else?
292
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I don't know. Jackie's date?
293
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Come on! You know
I'm breaking up with her.
294
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- You guys are chumping me out.
- I've had to listen to her for a good hour.
295
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A really long hour.
296
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God hates me.
297
00:18:15,879 --> 00:18:19,374
How can you say God hates you?
At least you have a woman's love.
298
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Be happy, whore.
299
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,792
This suit is for leisure.
300
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,397
But many times I wear it
to get down to business.
301
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:43,890
Guys. Randy's date is a man.
302
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I'm okay with it.
303
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We are so cool to be okay with it.
304
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I have to go to the bathroom.
305
00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:55,176
Kevin?
306
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I'll explain later.
307
00:19:09,242 --> 00:19:10,972
This isn't working.
308
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:15,107
No, it's a Boy Scout belt.
The buckle's got a thing you...
309
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:18,317
No. Michael, before you speak,
please hear my words.
310
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I think we should break up.
311
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- Now?
- You're not having a good time.
312
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- I'm having a good time.
- Really?
313
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Yeah.
314
00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:33,547
Michael, I am so glad
you don't wanna break up.
315
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You were so nice to give your
ticket away, so you could be with me.
316
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Yeah.
317
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That says you don't need music...
318
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concerts...
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friends.
320
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You know what you need, Michael?
321
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- I don't know.
- Me. M-E, Michael.
322
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- Yeah, I guess.
- Yeah.
323
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You're just too shy to say that, lover.
324
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So when were you a Boy Scout?
325
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What a great night.
326
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:23,473
You know, it's amazing what
one act of civil disobedience...
327
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,067
can do for you.
328
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:28,377
I mean, there's a whole world
that's waiting to be driven to.
329
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,420
We could go to Canada.
330
00:20:31,823 --> 00:20:34,123
We got a new battery, what's stopping us?
331
00:20:35,096 --> 00:20:37,258
You know, I think Canada closes at 9:30.
332
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,425
Yeah.
333
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,209
You know, I never would have done this
if you hadn't talked me into it.
334
00:20:45,281 --> 00:20:47,580
I didn't talk you into anything.
335
00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:53,491
I'm gonna call it a day.
336
00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:55,689
Good night.
337
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,390
Night.
338
00:21:04,715 --> 00:21:07,277
By the way, thanks for the ride.
339
00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:18,301
What was that for?
340
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,336
I just wanted to see what it was like.
341
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,777
What was it like?
342
00:21:26,421 --> 00:21:27,821
You were there.
343
00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:31,419
Yeah, I wasn't ready for it.
344
00:21:31,964 --> 00:21:33,762
What would you have done differently?
345
00:21:34,068 --> 00:21:36,561
I don't know. Something with my lips?
346
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:39,605
Sounds good.
347
00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:41,804
Let's try that next time.
348
00:21:43,184 --> 00:21:45,211
When exactly is next time?
349
00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:48,356
Good night.
350
00:21:49,696 --> 00:21:52,394
Yeah, I'm really gonna sleep after that.
351
00:22:07,261 --> 00:22:09,492
It's important to me
352
00:22:12,404 --> 00:22:15,102
That you know you are free
353
00:22:19,115 --> 00:22:22,383
'Cause I'd never want to
354
00:22:22,455 --> 00:22:25,858
Make you change for me
355
00:22:27,497 --> 00:22:28,829
Boy, we're good.
356
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,768
Yeah, really good.
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