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You get engaged
and you can kiss them.
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First you have to get engaged
in order to kiss someone.
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-Those are the rules.
-We know.
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If you kiss someone
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instead of getting engaged
first, what's easier?
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- Is it good?
- It feels good.
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It feels like you're in love.
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Oh, my goodness.
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-They are hot.
-They're freaking engaged.
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What happened?
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You guys are so cute.
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It's, like, gross,
I want to throw up.
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- That's after the drinks.
- Speaking of...
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To Abby and Matt
on their engagement.
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-Oh!
-Oh.
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May you be each other's
silent guardians
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and watchful protectors.
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You may not be the couple
that New York deserves,
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but you're the one it needs.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers!
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Did you just quote
The Dark Knight?
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Uh, did I? I was just riffing.
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Hmm. OK.
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Now we know who's not giving
a toast at the wedding.
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Or speaking
at the rehearsal dinner.
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Or doing talking of any kind.
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Uh, rude.
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Matt, I'm still
your best man, right?
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Dude, you know
I have three brothers.
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They love you
because they have to.
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I love you
because I choose to.
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-I'm gonna get shots!
-Yeah.
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Thank you. What a good guy.
Not the best man.
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- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- You guys are amazing.
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I can't believe you flew all
the way out from LA for this.
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We did and we just...
and we came here for this.
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That's it, nothing else,
38
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because that's what
best friends do and stuff.
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You got
Hamilton tickets,
didn't you?
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Second row. Supposedly
Aaron Burr spits on you.
41
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So... does it feel
any different?
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It will when Matt's lease is up
and he moves in next month.
43
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-Finally.
-Finally.
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OK.
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Oh, shot, shots.
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-Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, cheers.
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-Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
-Hmm.
49
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Guess who's at the bar.
50
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Oh, shit. That's Kenzie Scott.
51
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Is it just me,
or is she moving in slow motion?
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She's definitely moving
in slow motion.
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She's in town
shooting a Tarantino movie.
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Wait, I thought she was doing
the new Christopher Nolan film.
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She's doing both
at the same time.
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Dude, take your shot.
57
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Yeah, right.
What would I even say to her?
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-I meant your tequila shot.
-Oh.
59
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Uh, but... you could
go talk to her.
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-She's definitely on my list.
-Hm-hmm.
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What list?
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You know,
my celebrity free-pass list.
63
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Since when do you
have a free-pass list?
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Oh, my God. You two
haven't spoken about this?
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Well, I don't, like,
actually have a list.
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But if I did,
Kenzie Scott would be on it.
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You don't need a list
to want to be with Kenzie Scott.
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True, dat.
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Like if Oscar Isaac
walked into this bar right now,
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we wouldn't be having
the same conversation?
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Well, Oscar Isaac is different.
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-He's Oscar Isaac.
-Uh-huh.
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Kenzie Scott is just
such an obvious choice.
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I didn't realize there were
bonus points for being original.
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I don't know,
I guess I just expected
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someone with
a little more personality.
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I think maybe our lists
mean different things.
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OK. So, who else
is on this list?
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I... don't really know.
Who else is on yours?
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I don't really know, either.
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All right, that's it.
You guys are making lists.
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OK, so the celebrities
should be enough of a reach
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to feel like a fantasy...
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With a hint of achievability.
85
00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,894
-Nick Viall.
-That guy from
The Bachelor?
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-Yeah.
-Which season?
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-Like, all of them.
-No, no, no.
88
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There are no vetoes.
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For Jack Black there are vetoes.
90
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-No.
-Of course he wants Jack Black.
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-Mark it down.
-Wrong.
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Wrong?
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-Wrong wrong.
-Kung Fu Panda.
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-Emily... I'm sorry Emily who?
-Raja... Rajatowski.
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-That was so close.
-No, it wasn't.
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-Ratajkowski.
-Ratajkowski.
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You can barely
pronounce her name.
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So, what's that matter with her?
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-Literally nothing.
-Hm-hmm.
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-That's what's up.
-Yes.
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-Chloe.
-Hmm?
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You have been silent.
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-Who is on your list?
-Tessa Thompson,
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Margot Robbie, Selena Gomez,
Halle Berry, Sarah Paulson.
105
00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,872
-Mmm.
-That's a really good list.
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Ryan Reynolds, Adam Levine,
Steph Curry,
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Chris Hemsworth,
Harry Styles.
108
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Wait, I thought
you only get five.
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Five from each side.
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-Standard bi perk.
-Oh.
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Ladies and gentleman, that is
how you do a list of strangers
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you want to sleep with.
Chloe, ladies and gentleman.
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You're so far away.
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-...to be a part of?
-Oh, she's in it.
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All right, so it is "Char-lize."
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It is not. It's "Shar-lize."
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All right, "Shar-lize Ther-on."
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"Shar-lize Ther-own."
It's a very famous woman.
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No, I don't think that's right.
120
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-I think it's "Sharlize."
-I don't know what to tell you.
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Like "throne." "Therone."
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-Yes, "Therone."
-Is she the queen?
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I don't know what that means.
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-Hey, you gonna be OK?
-Yes.
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Yep, we'll take her home.
Girls' night must carry on.
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It's gonna be so much fun
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carrying you both up the flights
of stairs when we get there.
128
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Three flights of stairs.
129
00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:09,136
- I do, I really do.
- I believe you.
130
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All right, guys. I'm gonna
walk back. Congratulations.
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Good night, bro, thanks.
132
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-Bye.
-Thanks very much.
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- Ouch.
- Oh.
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-Bye, babe.
-Bye. Love ya.
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- Bye, ladies.
- Bye.
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All right. You in? OK, bye.
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Oh, shit, sorry.
138
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Uh, no, it's OK, you take it.
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Where you headed?
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Ooh!
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OK, just a teensy bit higher.
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Just a...
No, no, no, just a little lower.
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Yes. Yes.
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-It's back in the same spot.
-It's perfect.
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I'm gonna go check
on those cake balls.
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Oh. No. Chelsea.
No, that's for later.
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-It
is later.
-Look, I know Abby's late,
148
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,978
but we're all just gonna
wait for her before we dig in.
149
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,748
Mmm, sorry, no.
Five-second rule.
150
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That's not what that means.
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Really good.
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OK.
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And if we keep up our energy,
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our focus, our drive,
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then together, we will build
something truly special,
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here in our beloved New York.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, everybody.
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Mayor Capozzi.
I had some thoughts
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on your global warming speech.
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That's not for three months,
Abby.
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Trying to get a head start.
163
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-Isn't your bridal shower today?
-Yes.
164
00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:05,105
But that doesn't start for...
ten minutes ago. Shit.
165
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,574
Not to worry,
I've got you covered.
166
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,509
Thank you, sir.
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00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,410
C Train should get you there
in no time.
168
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Good luck, Abby.
169
00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:24,124
-She's working, isn't she?
-Working? Uh, but... No, no.
170
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:29,062
Uh, she is... she's actually
getting a blow-out.
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Chloe, we both know my daughter
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00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,433
doesn't take time
to blow anything.
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00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,302
-Uh, what?
-Hi.
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00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:39,840
I don't mean to cause alarm,
but the gelato is melting.
175
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,508
You mean the ice cream?
176
00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:46,413
Yes. It's like ice cream,
but it's, um, from Italy, so...
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Can't we just put it back
in the freezer?
178
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:53,820
Yes, perfect. Or we could
use the back-up gelato.
179
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Hmm!
180
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There's back-up gelato? I...
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Oh, my God.
182
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,361
Abby, where the hell are you?
183
00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:02,496
We're on the back-up gelato,
184
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,264
Chelsea keeps eating
all the cake...
185
00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:07,501
-Who's Chelsea?
-I thought you invited her.
186
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,271
Oh, OK. Let's go.
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Hi, everyone.
Thank you so much for coming,
188
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:27,387
and for celebrating
with the bride-to-be, Abby.
189
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We have a little surprise.
Before Matt gets here,
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he wanted to share some of
his favorite moments with Abby.
191
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And because he wants everyone
to see, he, uh,
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just posted
a little trip down memory lane.
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00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,439
Hi, everyone. Hi, babe.
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Uh, before Abby and I
walk down the aisle,
195
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I thought it would be fun
to retrace the steps
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that led us here to this
moment.
197
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,583
And it all started here,
in Washington Square Park...
198
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...where Abby and I
had our first kiss
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while she was still
in law school.
200
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:03,323
And this is our bar.
201
00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:07,160
Our Thursday night spot
where everybody knows our name.
202
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,429
Hey, dipshit, you gonna order?
203
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,498
He's talking to somebody else.
204
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,835
This is where I asked Abby
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to make me the happiest man
in the world.
206
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:21,141
Figured if she said no,
I could just... jump off.
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00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,647
Oh, he, uh, he's going live.
This is unexpected.
208
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,716
You are seriously
the luckiest guy I know.
209
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,784
Yeah, she is pretty perfect.
210
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She's not pretty perfect,
she
is perfect.
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She is perfect. She is a ten.
You're like a three, at best.
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Maybe a four
with a good filter.
213
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All right. Thank you.
214
00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:40,661
She's a "swipe right,"
you're a "swipe left,"
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00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,663
and then again
to make sure it takes,
216
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and then throw your phone
in the river
217
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,667
and burn it to make sure
it doesn't work.
218
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,269
OK. I'm sensing
a little jealousy here.
219
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,404
I don't know too many people
220
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that get to be with someone
so, I don't know, famous.
221
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Still seems crazy
to me too.
222
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,244
You definitely checked
the best name off your list.
223
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I mean, she's like a movie star
224
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and not just any movie star
but the
movie star.
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-I'm the one who saw her first.
-This is not working! Shit!
226
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:08,555
Come on. Seriously, man.
I cannot believe that you...
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Fucked Kenzie Scott!
228
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Uh...
229
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I can't believe you.
230
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We're supposed to get married
in three weeks.
231
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-Can we not do this here?
-Oh, I'm sorry.
232
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Let me know
a more appropriate venue
233
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to discuss
you fucking Kenzie Scott.
234
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,790
You were not supposed
to find out this way.
235
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,358
Was Kenzie Scott
going to jump out
236
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,860
of my wedding cake
and tell me?
237
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:47,894
Matt, there you are. Hi.
238
00:13:47,929 --> 00:13:49,763
I know you were excited
about the cake balls.
239
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,998
Did they bring them out on time?
240
00:13:51,032 --> 00:13:52,066
Why don't you ask Kenzie Scott?
241
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,268
Sounds like she's been handling
the balls lately.
242
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,739
Matt, were your balls
handled OK?
243
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,676
OK.
244
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,913
Abby, listen to me,
it was just a one-time thing.
245
00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:07,447
Was this that night at the bar?
246
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,349
The fucking night
we got engaged.
247
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,351
I thought it was OK
because she was on my list.
248
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,352
Matt, we made those lists
249
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,454
when we were drunk
celebrating with friends,
250
00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:16,623
and five minutes later
you're crossing off names?
251
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,926
If it was reversed, you wouldn't
have done the same thing?
252
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,797
No! No! Because I would never
do something like that to you.
253
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,833
-Well, maybe you should.
-What?
254
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,569
Maybe you should sleep
with a celebrity too.
255
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,773
- And then we both did it.
- Both did it?
256
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,308
This isn't like
getting matching tattoos.
257
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,543
Wait, where are you going?
258
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,678
-I can't do this right now.
-Will you please come inside?
259
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:42,482
Is that a question
or a request from Kenzie Scott?
260
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,508
Abby. You got a sec?
261
00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:18,552
-Come in, sit.
-Hello, sir.
262
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,489
So, you've been working
on this speech for three days.
263
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,993
Yes, sir.
I put some real sweat into that.
264
00:15:26,027 --> 00:15:29,429
Yes, I noticed the ink smudges.
265
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,034
-And is this blood on page four?
-Oh, no, that's ketchup.
266
00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,101
Wait, page four?
267
00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:38,371
-Yeah, that's blood.
-Yeah.
268
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,407
Abby, I don't know
the best way to say this,
269
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,676
so I'm just going to say it.
270
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:46,546
This is the worst thing I've
ever read in my entire life.
271
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,849
-Oh, boy.
-The rhetoric is contentious.
272
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,784
You typed half of it in caps.
273
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:55,455
And you used the phrase,
"End of the world as we know it"
274
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,758
four times. No, five.
275
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:02,063
I was, uh, really trying
to hammer home
276
00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,764
the gravity of the speech.
277
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,634
I'm delivering this
at a pre-school.
278
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,436
I'll get started
on a new draft.
279
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,138
Yeah, about that.
280
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,840
I haven't told many people
this yet, but...
281
00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:17,711
I'm about to announce
my bid for president.
282
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:22,382
-Sir, that's... that's amazing.
-Yes, it is. For me.
283
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,886
Abby.
284
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,487
You've written every word
285
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,124
I've spoken in public
for the past two years.
286
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,691
And I think I know you
well enough
287
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,928
to know
when something's not right.
288
00:16:33,961 --> 00:16:37,564
And with campaign season
right around the corner,
289
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,500
everything has to be.
290
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,503
So, my campaign manager
is bringing in Avery Gordon.
291
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:47,174
-Avery Gordon. That's amazing.
-Yes.
292
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,443
Again, for me.
293
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,915
Sir, are you firing me?
294
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:56,183
Well, technically,
Cindy from HR will do that,
295
00:16:56,217 --> 00:16:59,786
but, yeah, I'm letting you go.
296
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,622
Take care of your personal life,
Abby.
297
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,624
The writing will come back.
298
00:17:04,658 --> 00:17:08,762
Oh... So, so that's it then?
299
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,730
Well, there's quite a bit
of paperwork
300
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,799
you'll need
to fill out, but yeah.
301
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,968
Right.
302
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:17,204
Oh, and, Abby,
one more thing before you go.
303
00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:19,673
Shred this for me, will you?
304
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,843
Run it twice through.
We can't risk it getting Argoed.
305
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,112
That would be bad.
306
00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:27,747
Yes. For you.
307
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:38,092
My life is over. I've wanted
this job for 20 years.
308
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,860
You wanted to be a speech writer
since you were seven?
309
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,029
Now it's gone.
310
00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:45,232
All because my fiancé slept
with Kenzie fucking Scott.
311
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:48,835
Hey, you're gonna
get through this, OK?
312
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,973
We just gotta figure out
what the next step is.
313
00:17:52,006 --> 00:17:53,240
I was thinking that too,
314
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,642
so I started coming up
with a new list.
315
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,745
-OK, good.
-Grease fire. Pool of acid.
316
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,549
-Wood chipper...
-"Ways Matt should die?"
317
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,616
How is this productive?
318
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,119
There's some good ideas
on there.
319
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,189
"Trial by combat
with The Mountain?"
320
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:10,057
This is not productive.
321
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,727
Remember when Sam
broke up with me?
322
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,896
I was hung up on her for weeks.
But I got over it.
323
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,033
You still masturbate
to her porn doppelgänger.
324
00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:21,801
And it's been really helpful
with the grieving process.
325
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:24,838
Leave the bottle. People
don't do that in real life.
326
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,809
You know what?
327
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,913
Maybe you just need to get away
for a little while.
328
00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,781
How about you come stay with me
in LA?
329
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,319
I can't go to LA. I'm getting
married in three weeks.
330
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:41,288
Are we still doing that?
331
00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:46,160
I don't know. We just
have so much history together.
332
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:49,629
I guess I'm just not ready
to call off the wedding.
333
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,167
Then don't,
and come stay with me.
334
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,637
I mean, what better way to clear
your mind and figure things out?
335
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,107
Besides, when was the last time
you even took a vacation?
336
00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:02,977
Chloe, I had a job.
I couldn't just tell my boss
337
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,612
"Hey, I'm taking time off
to unwind and relax.
338
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,714
Hope my job's there
when I get back."
339
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,784
That is literally
what a vacation is.
340
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,986
Oh.
341
00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:17,624
Abby, I think this
could be really good for you.
342
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,592
You're doing this.
343
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:23,931
-OK, fine.
-Yes!
344
00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:26,666
Wow. I didn't think
that was gonna work.
345
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,567
-Great.
-Whoo!
346
00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:53,827
Abby, it's Matt again.
I'm so sorry.
347
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,098
Please, I just need
to hear your voice.
348
00:20:01,202 --> 00:20:05,172
Al fresco. You can't really do
that year-round in New York.
349
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,841
Perfect weather...
350
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:13,013
A plant wall. I'm already
getting positive vibes here.
351
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:17,051
Hey. Everything OK?
352
00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:19,587
Soup's cold.
353
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,124
It's gazpacho.
354
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:25,126
Well, then it's too hot.
355
00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:27,794
Come on, Abby.
356
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,895
I promise this trip
357
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:31,966
will help you clear your mind
if you just let it.
358
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:36,836
In fact, this is
gonna be our spot.
359
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,240
You and I are coming here
every day.
360
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,782
You know what? This place sucks.
361
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,818
-Maybe we should just...
-No, it's totally fine.
362
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,955
It's not like the billboard
fucked my fiancé.
363
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:03,130
You really... She doesn't
eat carbs. Sorry, guys, sorry.
364
00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:06,934
-Can we get some more bread?
-OK, let's go.
365
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,970
We'll pay for that.
366
00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:15,242
Indoor dining.
This is where it's at.
367
00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:20,915
More intimate, no large signage,
the acoustics are predictable.
368
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:25,152
Are you sure you're OK?
369
00:21:25,186 --> 00:21:27,454
Wait, did you take another
one of those pills
370
00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:29,323
I gave you on the plane?
371
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:33,093
Yeah, I'm OK. I'm way OK.
372
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:34,161
-Uh...
-It's fine.
373
00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:38,199
Oh, OK, um, we are gonna go.
We're gonna go home.
374
00:21:38,232 --> 00:21:39,934
-Shh.
-Oh.
375
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:43,870
OK, we are going now. Let's go.
376
00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:48,808
Psst. It's Nick Viall.
377
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:52,779
Great. The guy from
The Bachelor. Can we please go?
378
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,846
Maybe Matt's right.
379
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,816
Maybe I should sleep
with a celebrity on my list.
380
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,220
Why are you talking
to a complete stranger?
381
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,323
What would you even say to him?
382
00:22:02,356 --> 00:22:04,258
I'm a speech writer.
383
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,363
Sorry, was that
the entire answer?
384
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,831
I happen to be a ninja
with words.
385
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:15,369
Abby, you write speeches
about curbing carbon emissions.
386
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:18,805
The only guy that gets turned on
by that is Al Gore,
387
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,441
not the guy from
The Bachelor.
388
00:22:20,474 --> 00:22:22,243
Hey, are you guys
ready to order?
389
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,277
Excuse me, sir,
390
00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:26,046
do you see that fine gentleman
just over yonder?
391
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,815
-She's British?
-You mean Nick Viall?
392
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,219
-Do you think I have a shot?
-A shot at what?
393
00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:34,054
You know...
394
00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:38,058
Oh. Oh, uh... Oh.
395
00:22:38,092 --> 00:22:39,260
-Sexual intercourse.
-Yeah.
396
00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:44,999
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Celebrities
are just like normal people.
397
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,000
Cool.
398
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,002
We're just gonna need a minute
to go over...
399
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,802
-Oh.
-...her life choices.
400
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,871
-Yeah, take your time.
-Thanks.
401
00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:53,840
-Chloe, this is happening.
-Oh, God.
402
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,875
I have three weeks
before my wedding,
403
00:22:55,909 --> 00:22:58,145
I'm gonna sleep
with a celebrity from my list.
404
00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:00,281
That is a super-weird thing
to say.
405
00:23:00,314 --> 00:23:01,515
-Here I go.
-Oh.
406
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,018
-Ooh.
-OK.
407
00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:10,190
Please don't grab a flower.
Please don't grab a flower.
408
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:13,860
-Excuse me.
-And she grabbed the flower.
409
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,433
-Nick.
-Oh, boy.
410
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,168
Will you accept this rose?
411
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,237
That's a daisy.
412
00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:27,574
-You're so funny.
-Well, I know my flowers.
413
00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:30,311
Well, I just wanted
to come over here
414
00:23:30,344 --> 00:23:32,446
and let you know that...
415
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:35,949
you are on my list.
416
00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:39,420
-Your what now?
-You know, my free-pass list.
417
00:23:39,453 --> 00:23:41,188
Like we could...
418
00:23:42,356 --> 00:23:46,126
Oh, your list.
Wow, this is really happening.
419
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,163
Um, I don't mean to be rude.
420
00:23:49,196 --> 00:23:53,334
But thanks but no, thanks.
I'm kinda off the market.
421
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:56,003
See, that's the great thing
about the list.
422
00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:59,039
-Hm-hmm.
-Nobody gets in trouble.
423
00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:01,041
I really don't want to know
what that means.
424
00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:02,543
It means I'm here
for the right reasons.
425
00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:03,310
OK.
426
00:24:03,344 --> 00:24:06,613
-And the wrong ones.
-OK, um...
427
00:24:06,647 --> 00:24:09,283
I think this might actually
be working.
428
00:24:09,316 --> 00:24:12,286
I told you. They're just
like everybody else.
429
00:24:12,319 --> 00:24:14,488
Wouldn't you have to be
on my list too?
430
00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,123
Are you saying I'm on your list?
431
00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:19,293
I'm saying you're on a list.
432
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:20,961
Except for her.
433
00:24:20,994 --> 00:24:24,064
That is Nick's girlfriend and
she is not like everybody else.
434
00:24:24,098 --> 00:24:25,966
-Hon.
-What's going on here?
435
00:24:25,999 --> 00:24:27,634
-Hey. This is, uh...
-Looks like fun.
436
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:30,971
-Abby!
-Her? What do you mean?
437
00:24:31,004 --> 00:24:33,307
That's Leyna Stone. She once
stabbed a waiter with a fork
438
00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,442
because she didn't like the way
he poured her water.
439
00:24:35,476 --> 00:24:38,145
-Come on, that can't be true.
-Oh, yeah? It can't be true?
440
00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:42,249
-Look at this.
-Oh, shit!
441
00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:46,153
Abby was just trying
to sell me candy.
442
00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:48,489
Uh, no, I was trying
to screw you.
443
00:24:48,522 --> 00:24:50,157
Yeah, you were.
444
00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:52,059
-Ten dollars for M&Ms.
-OK.
445
00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:53,394
I'll melt in your hand
446
00:24:53,427 --> 00:24:54,294
-and your mouth.
-OK.
447
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,397
-Hmm.
-And I'm done covering for you.
448
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:59,266
All right, are you seriously
trying to sleep with my man?
449
00:25:00,501 --> 00:25:02,669
Ah, well, they don't call me
"Downtown Abby" for nothing.
450
00:25:02,703 --> 00:25:05,472
-I thought it was "Downton".
-Let's go to the fantasy suite.
451
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:08,041
All right. Can somebody
get me a fork please?
452
00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:10,043
-I'm going in.
-Yeah.
453
00:25:10,077 --> 00:25:13,280
Leyna. Nick. Hi.
Real big fan of your journey.
454
00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:16,283
Sorry to interrupt, but I'm just
gonna steal her away for a sec.
455
00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:18,552
-Thank you so much.
-Just a second.
456
00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,720
What are you doing?
457
00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:22,189
-You're embarrassing yourself.
-I'm embarrassing myself?
458
00:25:22,222 --> 00:25:24,124
You know what? That's it.
I've seen enough.
459
00:25:24,158 --> 00:25:27,561
I think I should
give you guys some... Oh!
460
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,431
- I am so sorry.
- Oh, my God.
461
00:25:30,464 --> 00:25:33,267
I wouldn't worry. It's just
water, it'll come right out.
462
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,502
-It's not even on me.
-It's on me.
463
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:36,470
It's on me, babe. Come on.
464
00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:39,006
Eye contact.
We talked about this in therapy.
465
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,141
-I love you.
-OK.
466
00:25:42,342 --> 00:25:44,011
You look great.
467
00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,346
Real ninja
with those words there.
468
00:25:47,648 --> 00:25:50,717
Hey. I think you guys left this.
469
00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:53,987
-Um, that's not ours.
-It's not?
470
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:56,690
Shit. I think I just stole
Leyna Stone's purse.
471
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,092
I'm sure
Leyna has plenty of purses.
472
00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:00,994
Oh, yeah. Is she gonna be OK?
473
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:02,463
Yeah, she's fine.
We owe you one.
474
00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:06,567
Well, for what it's worth,
I did think you had a shot.
475
00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:09,303
Thanks.
476
00:26:10,337 --> 00:26:12,206
-I should go back in there.
-No!
477
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,140
God, no.
478
00:26:13,173 --> 00:26:16,977
-It's OK. That way.
-Thank you so much.
479
00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:23,150
OK.
480
00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:32,359
Hi! Let's just go over
the changes you emailed me, OK?
481
00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:35,496
Um, so you want to incorporate
some darker hues.
482
00:26:35,529 --> 00:26:36,797
Shouldn't be a problem.
483
00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:40,601
You want straight vodka
for the champagne toast.
484
00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:42,369
I like your style, girl.
485
00:26:42,402 --> 00:26:44,238
And then you want
to walk down the aisle
486
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:47,641
to Taylor Swift's "We Are Never
Getting Back Together".
487
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:50,077
-Ever.
-Excuse me?
488
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,379
"We Are Never Ever
Getting Back Together."
489
00:26:52,412 --> 00:26:56,683
Oh, of course. Yeah, of course.
"Never Ever." Got it.
490
00:26:56,717 --> 00:26:58,285
Hi. She's gonna call you
right back.
491
00:26:58,318 --> 00:27:00,554
You're doing a great job.
Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
492
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:04,157
-Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
-I love the gardenias. OK, bye.
493
00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:08,228
Hey, no more drunk emailing
the wedding planner.
494
00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:11,331
- I can't help it, Chloe.
- ...for you this morning.
495
00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:15,669
Kenzie Scott is in the studio.
496
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:19,740
So, everyone's talking
about that cave scene.
497
00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:21,208
Hm-hmm, yep.
498
00:27:21,241 --> 00:27:22,776
-It's not for the squeamish.
-Shit.
499
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,178
- No.
- Which includes me.
500
00:27:25,212 --> 00:27:27,214
You know, I get light-headed
from a paper cut.
501
00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,583
Oh, let's just
move these away then.
502
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:37,224
-So, I hear you're single now.
-Hm-hmm.
503
00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:41,161
And we all want to know,
what's Kenzie Scott's type?
504
00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:45,632
Oh, well, I wouldn't say
I have a type.
505
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:50,737
I do usually go for,
you know, tall, athletic...
506
00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:56,476
Gotta have a sense of humor.
Am I right? Oh, and, um...
507
00:27:58,245 --> 00:28:03,717
I love it when a guy
is in a relationship.
508
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:07,321
Especially if he's engaged.
509
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:12,526
There is just nothing hotter
than sleeping with a guy
510
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:17,197
whose fiancé
is totally clueless.
511
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:20,834
Oh, and the best part
is when she finds out
512
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:24,471
at her own bridal shower.
513
00:28:28,642 --> 00:28:30,143
Right, Abby?
514
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,381
- Huh.
- Abby...
515
00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:36,617
Abby. Abby!
516
00:28:37,651 --> 00:28:39,519
Are we good on the self-torture?
517
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:40,654
Am I right?
518
00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:44,257
Do you really think
I had a chance with Nick Viall?
519
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,493
Uh, sure.
520
00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:50,497
In some alternate universe where
you don't OD on sleeping pills
521
00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:54,368
and Leyna Stone
doesn't try to kill you. Why?
522
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:57,638
Well, everything's always been
about either my job or Matt.
523
00:28:57,671 --> 00:29:01,241
Maybe it's time I finally
do something for myself.
524
00:29:02,275 --> 00:29:03,510
What are you saying?
525
00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,579
I have four names
left on this list.
526
00:29:05,612 --> 00:29:08,248
If I'm going to sleep
with a celebrity,
527
00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:10,584
we better get started.
528
00:29:10,617 --> 00:29:12,853
This just got sexy.
529
00:29:12,886 --> 00:29:14,688
- Ooh!
- Oh, yeah.
530
00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:19,927
OK, first things first.
531
00:29:19,961 --> 00:29:21,795
As hard as it is
to become a celebrity,
532
00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,664
it's even harder
to sleep with one.
533
00:29:23,697 --> 00:29:25,565
Right.
534
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:28,502
The point is,
we need a damn good plan.
535
00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:31,805
I'm talking Navy Seals storming
the Bin Laden compound.
536
00:29:32,974 --> 00:29:34,574
This has to be surgical.
537
00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:37,277
Yes. If only we knew
someone in LA
538
00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:39,780
who gets paid
to work with A-list celebrities.
539
00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:41,815
We are not calling Sam.
540
00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,350
Your ex-girlfriend
is a talent agent.
541
00:29:43,383 --> 00:29:44,885
We're trying to sleep
with talent.
542
00:29:44,919 --> 00:29:46,820
We don't need help.
543
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:50,223
Did Luke Skywalker need help
to blow up the Death Star?
544
00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:53,860
Yes. From Han Solo
and, like, 30 X-wing fighters.
545
00:29:53,894 --> 00:29:54,728
Not to mention the old guy
546
00:29:54,761 --> 00:29:56,697
who basically told him
when to shoot.
547
00:29:56,730 --> 00:30:00,600
OK, just... Just trust me, OK?
548
00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:03,704
Remind me.
Who else is on your list?
549
00:30:03,737 --> 00:30:04,871
Mac West.
550
00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:06,339
Action star Mac West
551
00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:08,475
is blowing up the box office
yet again
552
00:30:08,508 --> 00:30:11,578
with his new flick
"I'm Dead When I Say I'm Dead".
553
00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:14,715
Just know,
I'm out here getting it done.
554
00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:18,785
Was that thunder?
Y'all heard that?
555
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,487
Cooper Grant.
556
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,322
Sexiest Man on Earth
Cooper Grant
557
00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:24,491
was spotted
on the red carpet last night
558
00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:25,993
sans his sidekick Ari Miller,
559
00:30:26,027 --> 00:30:29,463
sparking rumors of a rift
between these two best buddies.
560
00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,465
Avon.
561
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:33,767
Emo rapper Avon
is on the top of the charts
562
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,502
and taking out the trash
563
00:30:35,535 --> 00:30:39,573
with his sleeper hit
"Stare You Down To Doggtown".
564
00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:44,611
And of course, Oscar Isaac.
565
00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:47,614
Abby, we need someone
more attainable.
566
00:30:47,647 --> 00:30:51,718
Uh, well,
there's always Jack Black.
567
00:30:51,752 --> 00:30:52,786
Still vetoed.
568
00:30:56,323 --> 00:31:00,627
We're gonna need more coffee.
This is gonna be a long night.
569
00:31:08,668 --> 00:31:10,270
Hm-hmm.
570
00:31:47,874 --> 00:31:51,711
I find it kinda weird you had
all this yarn in your apartment.
571
00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:08,862
What... What are you doing?
572
00:32:09,964 --> 00:32:11,731
It's six a.m.
573
00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:13,600
Check it out.
574
00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:16,971
That is Oscar Isaac
on his #weeklyspinclass.
575
00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:20,740
So, if you want to get "Inside
Llewyn Davis", we gotta move.
576
00:32:24,145 --> 00:32:25,612
OK.
577
00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:29,683
I don't see him.
What exactly is the plan?
578
00:32:29,716 --> 00:32:32,519
It's fine. We have
six other studios to try.
579
00:32:32,552 --> 00:32:33,486
If he doesn't show up,
580
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,356
we'll just sneak out
before the class starts.
581
00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,593
Go ahead
and claim a bike, girls.
582
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:43,697
-Actually, we were just leaving.
-Sure you were.
583
00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:47,868
Come on, ladies, hop on.
584
00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:53,107
Girls, I have never had
a quitter in my class
585
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,909
and I'm not about
to start today.
586
00:32:56,911 --> 00:32:58,678
All right, everybody...
587
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,882
it's time to grind.
588
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,383
Sorry.
589
00:33:08,923 --> 00:33:10,690
How do you get your feet in?
590
00:33:19,934 --> 00:33:21,434
Let's push it.
591
00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,637
Only 40 minutes left.
592
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:26,573
Forty minutes?
Are we time traveling?
593
00:33:26,606 --> 00:33:28,675
That's 40 opportunities
594
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,878
to do better than
the loser you are right now.
595
00:33:31,913 --> 00:33:36,616
We're not moving. We're just
here. We're never leaving.
596
00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:37,584
Mommy!
597
00:33:37,617 --> 00:33:40,922
You're the hill.
You're the hill.
598
00:33:40,955 --> 00:33:43,057
And climb. And climb.
599
00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:45,525
-Time.
-Oh.
600
00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:48,595
Oh, God. OK.
601
00:33:48,628 --> 00:33:51,598
-Come on.
-What? Why are you stopping?
602
00:33:51,631 --> 00:33:54,035
Next class starts
in five minutes.
603
00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:55,903
Oh, legs weren't ready.
604
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:14,621
Press in. Press in!
605
00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:16,456
You're not pressing in.
606
00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:20,194
Wake up!
607
00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:22,462
You're a bad, bad man.
608
00:34:24,131 --> 00:34:27,867
If you chose
easy, you chose the wrong door.
609
00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:46,253
Glad to see you girls
are back for round two.
610
00:34:46,287 --> 00:34:49,123
Uh-uh. What did I say
about quitters?
611
00:34:49,156 --> 00:34:51,192
Hey. My favorite customers.
612
00:34:51,225 --> 00:34:52,293
Hey.
613
00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:54,861
I didn't really peg you guys
as the spinning types.
614
00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:58,232
Are you kidding?
This is our fifth class today.
615
00:34:58,265 --> 00:34:59,233
We love health.
616
00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,901
Nice. I try and take this class
every week.
617
00:35:01,936 --> 00:35:04,637
-But it's hard to get a bike.
-Why's that?
618
00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:07,274
Oscar Isaac
joins this class sometimes.
619
00:35:07,308 --> 00:35:10,677
But he's not here this week
so... lucky you.
620
00:35:14,048 --> 00:35:17,550
Yeah. Lucky us.
621
00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:21,788
All right, everyone. Mount up.
622
00:35:23,723 --> 00:35:26,626
Lucky number five.
623
00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:28,129
-Oh, OK.
-OK.
624
00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:33,067
Yay.
625
00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:41,641
Your feet
aren't even in the pedals.
626
00:35:41,674 --> 00:35:44,544
You're literally
not moving your legs.
627
00:35:48,082 --> 00:35:50,817
And time.
628
00:35:53,087 --> 00:35:54,888
Great job, Jake.
629
00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,759
I think you guy's bike
was broken.
630
00:35:59,793 --> 00:36:01,962
It says you only moved 40 feet.
631
00:36:04,697 --> 00:36:06,067
Oh, shoot.
632
00:36:07,101 --> 00:36:09,203
Hey, do you still owe me one?
633
00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:13,307
Oh, I can't, I'm sorry.
I have to go ice my vagina.
634
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,676
-But maybe she can.
-Well...
635
00:36:16,709 --> 00:36:18,079
My friend
was supposed to help me
636
00:36:18,112 --> 00:36:19,213
with some photography work
637
00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:21,714
but he just canceled.
638
00:36:21,748 --> 00:36:24,684
What exactly
do you need me to do?
639
00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:32,059
You're up, New York.
Let's see what you got.
640
00:36:32,093 --> 00:36:35,362
All right, folks, can I have
everyone take a few steps back?
641
00:36:35,396 --> 00:36:39,066
We need to clear this one area.
Thank you.
642
00:36:46,207 --> 00:36:47,374
Excuse me, ma'am?
643
00:36:47,408 --> 00:36:51,045
Is this the part of the tour
where we can ask questions?
644
00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:52,012
Uh, what?
645
00:36:52,046 --> 00:36:55,216
Who was the first star
on the Walk of Fame?
646
00:36:55,249 --> 00:37:00,287
Great question. That would be
Marilyn Monroe in 1957.
647
00:37:00,321 --> 00:37:02,123
Part of Hollywood's celebration
648
00:37:02,156 --> 00:37:05,192
of strong female leads
in American cinema.
649
00:37:05,226 --> 00:37:08,162
Says here
it was director Stanley Kramer.
650
00:37:08,195 --> 00:37:10,998
-Where'd you get that thing?
-All right, I think I got it.
651
00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:13,700
All right, folks.
Uh, thank you for your patience.
652
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:16,769
Feel free to walk around,
take in the sights.
653
00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:20,007
And you might want
to return that guidebook.
654
00:37:25,346 --> 00:37:27,881
So you let some air in,
cork the bottle,
655
00:37:27,915 --> 00:37:29,816
and then give it as a souvenir?
656
00:37:29,849 --> 00:37:31,751
Yeah, that's what
the pictures are for.
657
00:37:31,784 --> 00:37:35,156
-So, you're selling air?
-No, I'm selling a novelty.
658
00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:37,057
-Made of air.
-OK, listen.
659
00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,960
People are always rushing
from place to place.
660
00:37:39,994 --> 00:37:41,828
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,
661
00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:43,931
literally take
in the air around you,
662
00:37:43,964 --> 00:37:45,432
and you can preserve the moments
663
00:37:45,466 --> 00:37:47,201
that you want
to hold on to forever.
664
00:37:47,234 --> 00:37:49,436
You've rehearsed that before,
haven't you?
665
00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:52,039
Like, a thousand times.
How'd it sound?
666
00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:53,140
Impressive.
667
00:37:53,174 --> 00:37:55,708
Good. I've been using it
at all of my pitch meetings.
668
00:37:55,742 --> 00:37:57,777
Wow. Any luck?
669
00:37:57,810 --> 00:37:58,979
They want to launch in New York,
670
00:37:59,013 --> 00:38:01,182
but it turns out
there's all this red tape
671
00:38:01,215 --> 00:38:02,483
for using images of landmarks.
672
00:38:02,516 --> 00:38:06,320
Yeah, they can be pretty strict
about that.
673
00:38:06,353 --> 00:38:11,691
OK, so I gotta ask, the thing
at the café the other day...
674
00:38:12,393 --> 00:38:14,495
My fiancé
slept with Kenzie Scott.
675
00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:16,796
Kenzie...
The actress Kenzie Scott?
676
00:38:16,829 --> 00:38:17,998
She was on his free-pass list.
677
00:38:18,032 --> 00:38:20,334
And apparently he took it
more seriously than I expected.
678
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:23,803
And so now you want to get
with someone on your list?
679
00:38:23,836 --> 00:38:26,806
When you say it like that...
680
00:38:26,839 --> 00:38:28,775
I just think
when your heart's broken,
681
00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:30,377
you'll try anything
to make it whole.
682
00:38:30,411 --> 00:38:34,448
Oh, no, yeah, no, I get it.
My first love broke my heart.
683
00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:37,017
-Oh.
-I'll never forget it.
684
00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:38,986
I was in third grade.
685
00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:40,187
I'm serious. Cheryl Conley.
686
00:38:40,221 --> 00:38:42,923
We were supposed to meet me
by the slide during recess.
687
00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:44,959
I searched the entire playground
for her.
688
00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:49,129
And I found her holding Jared
Kay's hands on the swing set.
689
00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:51,298
I haven't been
on a swing set since.
690
00:38:51,332 --> 00:38:52,499
That is tragic.
691
00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:55,802
So, uh, who else
is on your list?
692
00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:57,271
I'm not going through
my list with you.
693
00:38:57,304 --> 00:38:59,806
Why not? We could go back
to Hollywood Boulevard.
694
00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:01,208
You could practice
695
00:39:01,242 --> 00:39:04,278
on a celebrity impersonator.
I could be your wingman.
696
00:39:04,311 --> 00:39:06,247
-Hey, Chloe.
-Hey. OK.
697
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,381
So, I did some research
698
00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:09,383
and it turns out Cooper Grant
is huge into CrossFit...
699
00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:13,220
Chloe, Chloe, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, I just...
700
00:39:13,254 --> 00:39:17,191
-I don't think it's working.
-Yeah, you're right.
701
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:20,928
Back to the drawing board.
I'll pick up some more yarn.
702
00:39:20,961 --> 00:39:23,163
Actually, I made
an executive decision
703
00:39:23,197 --> 00:39:26,033
and called in
some reinforcements.
704
00:39:27,401 --> 00:39:28,901
No, you didn't.
705
00:39:30,404 --> 00:39:33,307
No, no, no, no, no.
706
00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:37,177
-Hi, guys.
-Hi.
707
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:39,913
I'm just gonna send this email
really quick.
708
00:39:43,917 --> 00:39:46,786
Don't rush me, don't rush me.
Hold on.
709
00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:50,890
All right, just one second,
one second.
710
00:39:50,924 --> 00:39:52,593
Just gotta send this
email.
711
00:39:52,626 --> 00:39:57,031
OK. What exactly
do you guys need my help with?
712
00:39:57,064 --> 00:40:01,602
Oh. First of all,
we don't
need your help.
713
00:40:01,635 --> 00:40:05,506
We are perfectly capable,
strong, independent women
714
00:40:05,539 --> 00:40:07,608
and I'm doing just fine
on my own.
715
00:40:07,641 --> 00:40:09,910
Are we still talking
about my thing?
716
00:40:09,943 --> 00:40:11,612
Yeah, let's do you first.
717
00:40:11,645 --> 00:40:13,547
Right. OK, so you know
how we made
718
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,282
those celebrity
free-pass lists?
719
00:40:15,316 --> 00:40:18,585
-Well, Matt slept with his.
-Like, under his pillow?
720
00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:22,589
No, no, he didn't sleep
with his list.
721
00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:26,927
-He slept with Kenzie Scott.
-You're kidding.
722
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,130
So now I need to sleep
with a celebrity on my list.
723
00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:33,000
That's so shallow.
I love this for you.
724
00:40:33,033 --> 00:40:34,968
And I need your help.
725
00:40:36,570 --> 00:40:39,540
Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no.
726
00:40:39,573 --> 00:40:42,643
Sam, you're a talent agent.
727
00:40:42,676 --> 00:40:45,346
So you know how one
might get in the same room
728
00:40:45,379 --> 00:40:47,614
as, say, Cooper Grant.
729
00:40:47,648 --> 00:40:49,516
Cooper Grant?
Yes. Half the population
730
00:40:49,550 --> 00:40:50,651
is trying to sleep with him.
731
00:40:50,684 --> 00:40:52,953
The other half
is trying to fuck him.
732
00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:55,622
There are more achievable names
on the list.
733
00:40:55,656 --> 00:40:57,458
-Who?
-Don't say Jack Black.
734
00:40:58,258 --> 00:40:59,927
Mac West.
735
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,129
I love you guys, but good luck.
Bye.
736
00:41:02,162 --> 00:41:04,864
Make sure Rachel validates you.
737
00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:08,868
I told you she couldn't do it.
738
00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,638
Excuse me?
739
00:41:11,672 --> 00:41:14,141
Oh, uh, nothing.
I was just telling Abby
740
00:41:14,174 --> 00:41:17,311
that there's no way you can
get to someone on that list
741
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,646
because you're not
powerful enough to do it.
742
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,281
Hold on.
743
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:23,417
I can get to these people.
744
00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:25,652
I can get inside these people
if I wanted to.
745
00:41:25,686 --> 00:41:29,490
-That's not the problem.
-So, what's the problem?
746
00:41:29,523 --> 00:41:31,258
The problem, Chloe, is
747
00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:34,161
I don't want to be an accessory
to celebrity stalking.
748
00:41:34,194 --> 00:41:36,397
OK. We're wasting
our time here.
749
00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:37,664
Wait. Wait, just wait.
750
00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:40,900
Everybody just relax.
Just take a breath.
751
00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:49,977
I happen to know Mac West
is in town filming a commercial.
752
00:41:52,146 --> 00:41:54,148
But you can't just walk
onto the set.
753
00:41:54,181 --> 00:41:59,086
OK. Why don't you make her,
like, a writer or something?
754
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:00,621
Sure, Chloe,
I'll make her a writer.
755
00:42:00,654 --> 00:42:02,289
And tomorrow,
I'll have her producing,
756
00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:05,025
directing and starring
in the next Bond film.
757
00:42:05,058 --> 00:42:06,593
-We'd like that.
-Cool.
758
00:42:06,627 --> 00:42:08,295
Oh, my God. You're so adorable.
759
00:42:08,328 --> 00:42:10,164
The AD there
happens to owe me a favor.
760
00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,732
I can probably get you
on set as a PA.
761
00:42:11,765 --> 00:42:15,569
-Great. What's a PA?
-You'll love it.
762
00:42:15,602 --> 00:42:16,970
This is our tenth shoot
together.
763
00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:18,105
You know
what I like to see.
764
00:42:18,138 --> 00:42:20,507
-I won't let you down.
-New girl, where's my coffee?
765
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:21,408
In your hand.
766
00:42:21,442 --> 00:42:23,177
Patty, what hand
do I drink coffee with?
767
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,578
-The left.
-Efficiency.
768
00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:26,580
If we waste time doing this,
we fail.
769
00:42:26,613 --> 00:42:28,048
Patty's the key PA on set.
770
00:42:28,081 --> 00:42:29,483
Follow her lead.
771
00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:32,753
Hey, I remember
my first day too.
772
00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:34,721
I've pretty much
done it all since then.
773
00:42:34,755 --> 00:42:37,124
I've been grip, key grip,
dolly grip.
774
00:42:37,157 --> 00:42:39,393
-Shit, I've even been grip grip.
-Grip grip?
775
00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:41,195
-I move the other grips around.
-Right.
776
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:43,163
Stick with me, you'll be OK.
777
00:42:43,197 --> 00:42:47,100
-Thank you. I appreciate that.
-Absolutely, absolutely.
778
00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:50,270
OK, now real talk,
you little punk.
779
00:42:50,304 --> 00:42:52,739
You obviously knew someone
or blew someone
780
00:42:52,773 --> 00:42:54,741
in order to land a PA job
last minute,
781
00:42:54,775 --> 00:42:56,477
but I haven't been doing this
for 20 years
782
00:42:56,510 --> 00:43:00,581
to be shown up by some
wannabe Greta Gerwig hot shot.
783
00:43:00,614 --> 00:43:05,786
Now, you stay out of my way or I
will sink you like the Titanic.
784
00:43:05,819 --> 00:43:07,321
Capisce?
785
00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:09,490
Can we start over?
My name's Abby. And I...
786
00:43:09,523 --> 00:43:13,527
Abby? I don't like that name.
I'm gonna call you Short Stack.
787
00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:16,597
Uh, I'm... I'm average height.
788
00:43:16,630 --> 00:43:20,234
Uh, yeah, yeah. Soaking wet.
789
00:43:20,267 --> 00:43:22,102
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
790
00:43:22,135 --> 00:43:24,338
Oh, what foot was that?
Four foot?
791
00:43:26,406 --> 00:43:27,774
Get to work, Frodo.
792
00:43:27,808 --> 00:43:29,276
Oh.
793
00:43:30,811 --> 00:43:33,347
I could dunk on her.
794
00:43:49,263 --> 00:43:52,432
I wanna be able
to eat off of it, Short Stack.
795
00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:55,536
Why would you wanna
eat off a wheel?
796
00:43:55,569 --> 00:43:56,938
-What was that?
-What?
797
00:43:56,971 --> 00:43:59,706
Patty, I'm gonna need you
to get Mac to the set in five.
798
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:00,975
Copy that last transmission.
799
00:44:01,009 --> 00:44:04,444
Just need to deploy the wardrobe
and I will pick up Bald Eagle.
800
00:44:04,478 --> 00:44:06,046
Back to one.
801
00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:11,218
Who are these people?
802
00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:27,167
-Hey. Uh...
-Oh.
803
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,702
Do you need a ride?
804
00:44:28,735 --> 00:44:30,304
Oh, I thought Patty
was driving me.
805
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:33,840
Well, Mr. West,
there's a new Patty in town.
806
00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:36,577
Hm. Your name's also Patty?
807
00:44:36,610 --> 00:44:37,477
Uh, no. Well, I see
808
00:44:37,511 --> 00:44:40,380
how that actually
could've been confusing.
809
00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:43,216
I'm... I'm Abby, the other PA.
810
00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:44,518
Oh. Can I still call you Patty?
811
00:44:44,551 --> 00:44:47,621
-I don't think that's really...
-Thanks, Patty. You're a doll.
812
00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:50,857
OK. Um...
813
00:44:50,891 --> 00:44:53,560
You know, I have to say,
I'm a huge fan.
814
00:44:53,594 --> 00:44:56,463
I mean, when you jump
off of Pennington Tower
815
00:44:56,496 --> 00:44:57,297
just as it explodes
816
00:44:57,331 --> 00:44:59,132
and you're dangling
from the string.
817
00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,634
You've got this
huge firehouse...
818
00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:03,270
I do all my own stunts, Patty.
819
00:45:03,303 --> 00:45:05,205
Come on, I'll take you to set.
820
00:45:05,238 --> 00:45:07,808
OK.
821
00:45:07,841 --> 00:45:08,775
Real Patty briefed you
822
00:45:08,809 --> 00:45:10,611
- on driving this thing, right?
- Um...
823
00:45:10,644 --> 00:45:12,746
Whoa! Let's keep this
under a cool five.
824
00:45:12,779 --> 00:45:14,448
Uh, there's really
only one speed.
825
00:45:14,481 --> 00:45:17,217
Whoa, whoa! Speed bump,
speed bump, speed bump.
826
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,091
Let's note that
for the ride back.
827
00:45:25,927 --> 00:45:28,161
This coffee tastes different.
828
00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:29,329
That'd be my special blend.
829
00:45:29,363 --> 00:45:31,264
A dash of cinnamon
with some hazelnut.
830
00:45:31,298 --> 00:45:32,633
Did you say hazelnut?
831
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:33,567
You got that right.
832
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,902
It's my gammy's special recipe,
actually.
833
00:45:35,937 --> 00:45:37,838
Dash of cinnamon
with a little hazelnut.
834
00:45:37,871 --> 00:45:39,506
But it's really more like
a cup of...
835
00:45:39,539 --> 00:45:41,842
-I'm allergic to hazelnut.
-What?
836
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,876
Uh...
837
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:44,778
-I think my throat is closing.
-What do we do?
838
00:45:44,811 --> 00:45:46,948
-Do you have an EpiPen?
-No, but I have a Bic one.
839
00:45:46,981 --> 00:45:48,548
-A what?
-A Bic one.
840
00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:50,283
-A what?
-A Bic one.
841
00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:51,752
-Trach me.
-Trach you?
842
00:45:51,785 --> 00:45:52,954
I'm not traching you!
843
00:45:52,987 --> 00:45:55,622
- Come on, Patty! My throat...
- Oh, my God. OK.
844
00:45:55,656 --> 00:45:58,926
Oh, my God, this is happening!
One, two...
845
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,794
-What the fuck are you doing?
-...three!
846
00:46:00,827 --> 00:46:02,663
-Real Patty.
-I've got your EpiPen.
847
00:46:02,696 --> 00:46:04,798
Assuming the position.
848
00:46:05,899 --> 00:46:08,268
I'm doubling up!
849
00:46:08,301 --> 00:46:12,606
What is happening?
850
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:25,819
- Oh, Chloe.
- Well...
851
00:46:25,852 --> 00:46:28,321
At least
it didn't mention your name.
852
00:46:29,523 --> 00:46:31,792
Is there a reason
why we're meeting Jake
853
00:46:31,825 --> 00:46:32,659
on some random
street?
854
00:46:32,693 --> 00:46:35,529
He said the food
is to die for.
855
00:46:40,834 --> 00:46:42,402
Whoa. OK...
856
00:46:42,436 --> 00:46:44,438
- Hey, guys.
- God.
857
00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:45,706
So, Celso is gonna whip us up
858
00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:47,975
some of the best empanadas
you've ever had.
859
00:46:48,009 --> 00:46:50,477
-You ready?
-Oh! So sorry, Celso.
860
00:46:50,510 --> 00:46:52,512
Yeah, we didn't mean to assume.
861
00:46:52,546 --> 00:46:55,649
That's not Celso. We should go.
862
00:46:57,350 --> 00:46:59,753
-Yeah.
-I kind of peed a little.
863
00:46:59,786 --> 00:47:01,621
Oh, yeah.
864
00:47:02,489 --> 00:47:03,323
Mm. Mm.
865
00:47:03,356 --> 00:47:04,725
-Mm!
-Mm!
866
00:47:04,758 --> 00:47:05,927
Holy shit.
867
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,394
Oh, yay!
868
00:47:08,795 --> 00:47:09,863
Mm.
869
00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:15,469
It's almost as good
as the street meat in New York.
870
00:47:15,502 --> 00:47:16,369
Yes.
871
00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:18,906
Did you just compare
LA's best empanada
872
00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:21,675
to something called street meat?
873
00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:22,709
Have you ever tried it?
874
00:47:22,743 --> 00:47:25,278
No. No, I've actually
never been to New York.
875
00:47:25,312 --> 00:47:26,379
-What?
-Wait.
876
00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:27,949
You're starting
a souvenir company
877
00:47:27,982 --> 00:47:28,916
and you've never been
878
00:47:28,950 --> 00:47:30,751
to the world's biggest
tourist destination?
879
00:47:30,784 --> 00:47:33,887
My parents traveled a lot,
just not with us.
880
00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:36,991
I always thought Sight Sealing
would sort of be my way
881
00:47:37,024 --> 00:47:38,625
to see the rest of the world.
882
00:47:38,658 --> 00:47:39,559
I'll tell ya what.
883
00:47:39,593 --> 00:47:41,028
When you make it to New York,
884
00:47:41,062 --> 00:47:43,663
I will be
your official tour guide.
885
00:47:44,531 --> 00:47:45,799
Deal.
886
00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:50,403
Didn't you get us lost
trying to find Central Park?
887
00:47:50,437 --> 00:47:52,439
-That was one time.
-The Central Park?
888
00:47:52,472 --> 00:47:53,908
-The big one?
-Yeah.
889
00:47:53,941 --> 00:47:55,575
Yeah, it's, like, in the center.
890
00:47:55,609 --> 00:47:57,912
-Whose side are you on?
-And it's a park.
891
00:47:57,945 --> 00:48:01,414
One time. One time.
892
00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:03,517
That was one time!
893
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,452
OK, I believe you. Jesus.
894
00:48:05,485 --> 00:48:07,989
Don't you dare.
895
00:48:08,022 --> 00:48:09,523
I need another one.
896
00:48:11,926 --> 00:48:13,460
Look at you, all smiles.
897
00:48:13,493 --> 00:48:15,796
They were really good empanadas.
898
00:48:15,829 --> 00:48:18,665
Right. Must be the empanadas.
899
00:48:18,698 --> 00:48:22,803
Nothing to do with the cute guy
who's clearly into you.
900
00:48:22,836 --> 00:48:24,671
We're just hanging out.
901
00:48:24,704 --> 00:48:27,942
Abby, I haven't seen that look
since your ninth birthday
902
00:48:27,975 --> 00:48:30,377
when you got
that Barbie Dream House.
903
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:31,411
God, I loved that house.
904
00:48:31,444 --> 00:48:34,347
Here we go. Who ordered
the tres leches cake?
905
00:48:34,381 --> 00:48:36,117
-Oh, no, that's not ours.
-Shit.
906
00:48:36,150 --> 00:48:37,517
-She's kidding.
-Oh.
907
00:48:37,551 --> 00:48:39,086
I guess Chloe's can
go in the trash.
908
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,620
Don't you dare!
909
00:48:40,654 --> 00:48:44,691
Oh, uh, it's Sam. Hey.
910
00:48:47,561 --> 00:48:49,462
-Sam?
-My ex-girlfriend.
911
00:48:49,496 --> 00:48:51,098
She's, like, obsessed with me.
912
00:48:51,132 --> 00:48:55,502
I got you into
the A-List Film Awards.
913
00:48:55,535 --> 00:48:56,670
The ALFAs? Are you serious?
914
00:48:56,703 --> 00:48:59,840
Tomorrow, you will be at
the same event as Cooper Grant.
915
00:48:59,873 --> 00:49:02,509
So, am I in
the audience or something?
916
00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:04,845
Uh, yeah. Kind of.
917
00:49:04,878 --> 00:49:06,646
What do you mean, kind of?
918
00:49:08,882 --> 00:49:10,985
Your role as seat fillers
919
00:49:11,018 --> 00:49:14,621
is to do exactly
as the job title says.
920
00:49:14,654 --> 00:49:15,889
Fill seats.
921
00:49:17,091 --> 00:49:21,761
Take a look out at the theater.
Look at the theater. OK?
922
00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:26,867
See all those empty seats?
Those are the enemies.
923
00:49:26,900 --> 00:49:29,669
But that makes you the...
924
00:49:30,905 --> 00:49:32,873
heroes.
925
00:49:32,907 --> 00:49:35,709
OK, well, before we run
some routes, I wanted to...
926
00:49:35,742 --> 00:49:38,478
Excuse me,
are you practicing sitting?
927
00:49:38,511 --> 00:49:40,513
Huh? No. Not me.
928
00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:43,450
-Do you not know how to sit?
-No, that was her.
929
00:49:43,483 --> 00:49:45,019
I don't know
what you're talking about.
930
00:49:45,052 --> 00:49:47,621
Let's go ahead and get ready
for tonight, all right?
931
00:49:47,654 --> 00:49:50,657
When I'm walking, you follow me,
all right? Come on!
932
00:50:00,101 --> 00:50:03,803
Thanks, again. Thank you.
933
00:50:05,505 --> 00:50:07,841
Wait. Shouldn't you
be at this thing?
934
00:50:07,874 --> 00:50:09,409
Yes.
935
00:50:09,944 --> 00:50:11,444
I should.
936
00:50:11,811 --> 00:50:12,947
Hmm.
937
00:50:13,981 --> 00:50:16,783
Why am I so nervous?
938
00:50:16,816 --> 00:50:18,986
Do you want me to tell you
everything will be fine
939
00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:22,123
or do you want a list of things
that could go wrong
940
00:50:22,156 --> 00:50:23,823
that are actually
making you nervous
941
00:50:23,857 --> 00:50:26,593
because, I mean, I can think
of, like, 73 things...
942
00:50:26,626 --> 00:50:28,528
-Please stop talking.
-OK.
943
00:50:28,561 --> 00:50:31,065
We've got an open
next to Keanu. Keanu, OK?
944
00:50:31,098 --> 00:50:35,735
We got, uh, some squirming next
to Cooper Grant over here, OK?
945
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:38,638
I see a possible bathroom break
happening here.
946
00:50:38,672 --> 00:50:41,075
Um, OK. Let's get into position.
947
00:50:41,108 --> 00:50:43,710
Who's on deck? OK.
948
00:50:45,578 --> 00:50:49,549
Hi. Uh, excuse me. Do you mind
if I take the next one?
949
00:50:49,582 --> 00:50:50,817
Short Stack.
950
00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:54,621
Patty. You're a seat filler too?
You weren't at the rehearsal.
951
00:50:54,654 --> 00:50:56,257
Well, you can't rehearse
perfection.
952
00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:57,291
What are you doing here?
953
00:50:57,325 --> 00:50:59,693
I didn't realize
they hire booster seat fillers.
954
00:50:59,726 --> 00:51:01,828
-Seriously, I'm average height.
-Yeah.
955
00:51:01,861 --> 00:51:04,231
What'd you get nominated for?
Best Short?
956
00:51:04,265 --> 00:51:06,033
Let me show how
you it's done, kid.
957
00:51:11,005 --> 00:51:13,040
Sorry, Patty.
958
00:51:16,243 --> 00:51:18,878
Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
959
00:51:18,913 --> 00:51:21,614
-Oh, cute dress. Excuse me.
-Ow.
960
00:51:21,648 --> 00:51:24,617
-Hello. Oops. Yeah. OK.
-Wow.
961
00:51:24,651 --> 00:51:26,653
I'm gonna just...
962
00:51:26,686 --> 00:51:30,523
All right. Oh.
That's your shoulder. Ooh, OK.
963
00:51:30,557 --> 00:51:32,259
And now we bid farewell
964
00:51:32,293 --> 00:51:35,762
to the bright stars
we lost this past year.
965
00:51:41,568 --> 00:51:45,739
Uh, Stephen Mills.
I loved that guy.
966
00:51:45,772 --> 00:51:48,775
-Huh?
-Oh, Stephen Mills.
967
00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:51,045
Right.
968
00:51:52,812 --> 00:51:54,949
Is that your acceptance speech?
969
00:51:54,982 --> 00:51:58,785
Yes. But I doubt
I'll be reading it.
970
00:51:58,818 --> 00:52:02,789
You're right.
Denzel's got this locked up.
971
00:52:07,928 --> 00:52:11,564
I never really know
what to say in these things.
972
00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:13,566
Well, um, if you need help,
973
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,237
I'm... I'm kind of
a speechwriter.
974
00:52:16,270 --> 00:52:17,405
-Oh, yeah?
-Hm-hmm.
975
00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:20,807
When you're not dominating
musical chairs tournaments?
976
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,177
A seat filler joke. That's good.
977
00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:26,914
No, but really, I write speeches
for the Mayor of New York.
978
00:52:26,947 --> 00:52:28,182
-Really?
-Hmm.
979
00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:31,052
Wow. I love that guy's speeches.
980
00:52:31,085 --> 00:52:32,953
- Really?
- Shh.
981
00:52:39,759 --> 00:52:42,063
Well, Speechwriter...
982
00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:45,166
maybe you can tell me
if this is any good.
983
00:52:46,699 --> 00:52:48,735
Keep in mind that,
in some alternate universe,
984
00:52:48,768 --> 00:52:50,670
I may actually have to give
that speech...
985
00:52:50,703 --> 00:52:52,672
I'd cut the last two lines.
986
00:52:52,705 --> 00:52:55,276
-What?
-And move them to the front.
987
00:52:55,309 --> 00:52:59,213
Uh, the first thing you say sets
the tone for the entire speech.
988
00:52:59,246 --> 00:53:00,847
It's your hook.
989
00:53:02,283 --> 00:53:05,086
Oh, and this. This is good.
990
00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:07,955
Uh, do you have a pen?
991
00:53:07,988 --> 00:53:11,358
And the nominees for Best
Actor in a Leading Role are...
992
00:53:11,392 --> 00:53:15,829
- Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".
- Oh, my God. That's her!
993
00:53:15,862 --> 00:53:18,865
-How did she get next to him?
-That's it. It's done.
994
00:53:18,898 --> 00:53:21,668
OK, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
995
00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:23,703
I'm a glass-half-full kinda gal.
996
00:53:23,736 --> 00:53:24,972
Oh, really?
997
00:53:25,005 --> 00:53:26,773
You think
sitting next to someone
998
00:53:26,806 --> 00:53:28,409
is halfway
to sleeping with them?
999
00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:30,978
-What?
-Quarter full?
1000
00:53:31,011 --> 00:53:32,679
What?
1001
00:53:32,712 --> 00:53:35,983
-Denzel Washington...
-What? What?
1002
00:53:36,016 --> 00:53:36,951
Get over there.
1003
00:53:36,984 --> 00:53:38,852
-I'm just kidding.
-And the ALFA goes to...
1004
00:53:38,885 --> 00:53:41,021
Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".
1005
00:53:57,171 --> 00:54:00,807
-OK. She looks like his wife.
-We did it.
1006
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,742
-Wow.
-We did do it.
1007
00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:09,984
Wow.
1008
00:54:14,121 --> 00:54:17,191
When I heard my name just now,
I thought,
1009
00:54:17,224 --> 00:54:19,994
"That's a weird way
to pronounce Denzel."
1010
00:54:23,464 --> 00:54:25,366
So, this...
1011
00:54:25,399 --> 00:54:26,267
This one's for you.
1012
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:28,936
-I wrote that.
-Thank you very much.
1013
00:54:33,007 --> 00:54:35,708
-Hey, speechwriter.
-Hi.
1014
00:54:37,744 --> 00:54:39,679
-We did it.
-Ah!
1015
00:54:40,214 --> 00:54:42,316
Shall we celebrate?
1016
00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:44,385
-Yes.
-Come on.
1017
00:54:44,418 --> 00:54:47,388
Hi, Abby, it's Matt.
I think I just saw you on TV.
1018
00:54:47,421 --> 00:54:51,091
I'll do whatever it takes.
Please don't shut me out.
1019
00:54:52,426 --> 00:54:55,062
Well, this is my flat.
1020
00:54:56,829 --> 00:54:59,866
Looks pretty three-dimensional
to me.
1021
00:54:59,899 --> 00:55:02,835
Right. OK,
I'm gonna hang my jacket up.
1022
00:55:02,869 --> 00:55:05,005
-Be back in a second.
-OK.
1023
00:55:18,118 --> 00:55:20,521
-Bonjour, darling.
-Oh, my God.
1024
00:55:20,554 --> 00:55:23,823
Sorry. Didn't...
Didn't mean to startle you.
1025
00:55:25,326 --> 00:55:26,859
Or did I?
1026
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,896
Ari Miller?
1027
00:55:29,930 --> 00:55:32,533
Oh. You've heard of me?
1028
00:55:32,566 --> 00:55:35,835
Heard of you? Your movies
are hilarious. You've...
1029
00:55:35,868 --> 00:55:39,273
You've been nominated
for Best Actor three times.
1030
00:55:39,306 --> 00:55:43,244
Was I? That's right, I was.
1031
00:55:46,879 --> 00:55:51,118
Oh. I see you've met
my very well-dressed housemate.
1032
00:55:52,152 --> 00:55:53,354
It's Ari Miller.
1033
00:55:53,387 --> 00:55:55,990
I knew you guys did those
Undercover movies together,
1034
00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:57,857
but you live together too?
1035
00:55:57,890 --> 00:56:01,495
-That's so cool.
-Yes. It's so cool. Very cool.
1036
00:56:01,528 --> 00:56:04,797
It is so cool, isn't it?
1037
00:56:04,831 --> 00:56:06,066
That we live together.
1038
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:07,334
- Well...
- So cool.
1039
00:56:07,368 --> 00:56:08,969
- Yeah.
- Very cool.
1040
00:56:09,003 --> 00:56:12,539
Um, are they just
giving those away these days?
1041
00:56:12,573 --> 00:56:15,009
Oh, hi.
1042
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:17,411
I'm just kidding.
That's... That's awesome.
1043
00:56:17,444 --> 00:56:18,979
That's so awesome.
1044
00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:21,348
Plus you've almost caught up
to me in nominations.
1045
00:56:21,382 --> 00:56:25,885
You know, not... not quite,
but who's counting?
1046
00:56:25,919 --> 00:56:28,888
Um, anyhow,
we were just about to head out.
1047
00:56:28,922 --> 00:56:31,592
Actually, do you wanna
hang out here for a bit?
1048
00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:34,894
I'd love to see
the rest of the house.
1049
00:56:34,928 --> 00:56:38,865
I'm actually making
some spaghetti bolognese
1050
00:56:38,898 --> 00:56:41,335
if you're interested.
1051
00:56:41,368 --> 00:56:44,204
I've had it. Say you're a vegan.
I'll show you around.
1052
00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:46,440
OK. Um...
1053
00:56:46,473 --> 00:56:49,209
-Vegan.
-What was your name again?
1054
00:56:49,543 --> 00:56:51,078
Bye.
1055
00:56:55,882 --> 00:56:58,986
-This is so crazy.
-What is?
1056
00:56:59,019 --> 00:57:00,954
Well, it's just...
1057
00:57:00,988 --> 00:57:02,855
You think that some people exist
1058
00:57:02,889 --> 00:57:05,092
on different planes
of the universe,
1059
00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:08,062
and then you get in
the same room as them
1060
00:57:08,095 --> 00:57:14,468
and... turns out they're just as
down to earth and normal as you.
1061
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:19,839
-Oh, so I'm just... just normal?
-You know what I mean.
1062
00:57:25,012 --> 00:57:27,648
Sorry. I just have to ask.
1063
00:57:27,681 --> 00:57:30,284
Did you know
that I lived with Ari Miller?
1064
00:57:30,317 --> 00:57:32,219
No. I had no idea.
1065
00:57:35,656 --> 00:57:37,458
It's just...
1066
00:57:37,491 --> 00:57:41,362
Most girls, they come back here
just to get close with Ari.
1067
00:57:41,395 --> 00:57:44,031
-You're kidding, right?
-No. I completely get it.
1068
00:57:44,064 --> 00:57:46,100
The guy's basically
like a Greek god.
1069
00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:48,235
Which... Which god, exactly?
1070
00:57:51,472 --> 00:57:54,108
Oh. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
1071
00:57:54,141 --> 00:57:56,143
I didn't realize
you guys were in here.
1072
00:57:56,176 --> 00:57:59,346
Don't mind me.
I'm just gonna, um, use the tub.
1073
00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:03,984
-Huh?
-Why?
1074
00:58:04,017 --> 00:58:06,019
Do a little splishy-splashy.
1075
00:58:06,053 --> 00:58:09,456
Can you not splishy and splash
in your own bathtub?
1076
00:58:11,692 --> 00:58:14,395
I... I... I could.
1077
00:58:14,428 --> 00:58:15,996
You have your own bathroom.
1078
00:58:16,029 --> 00:58:19,899
I'd rather use this tub.
The water pressure...
1079
00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:22,202
OK.
1080
00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:28,675
He just, like, wanders in.
1081
00:58:28,709 --> 00:58:30,511
It's, like, how do I
compete with that?
1082
00:58:30,544 --> 00:58:34,281
-I sincerely have no idea.
-Oh, this was such a bad idea.
1083
00:58:34,314 --> 00:58:36,083
I shouldn't
have brought you here.
1084
00:58:36,116 --> 00:58:39,686
Hey. You are Cooper Grant.
1085
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:44,391
You were on the Sexiest Man on
Earth list eight years in a row.
1086
00:58:44,425 --> 00:58:48,562
-Who likes him more than you?
-You mean besides Scorsese?
1087
00:58:48,595 --> 00:58:50,230
That was such a small part.
1088
00:58:50,264 --> 00:58:53,100
Well, bigger than your no-part,
now isn't it?
1089
00:58:53,133 --> 00:58:54,435
-Oh!
-You know what?
1090
00:58:54,468 --> 00:58:57,171
- OK.
- What?
1091
00:58:57,771 --> 00:58:58,872
That is it. I've had enough.
1092
00:58:58,907 --> 00:59:01,708
I'm sorry your girlfriend's
been ogling me all night.
1093
00:59:01,742 --> 00:59:03,577
I have not
been ogling anyone.
1094
00:59:03,610 --> 00:59:04,645
Were you ogling him?
1095
00:59:04,678 --> 00:59:07,014
I don't even know
what ogling means.
1096
00:59:07,047 --> 00:59:09,416
What are you gonna do about it,
tough guy?
1097
00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:11,285
Oh, no.
1098
00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:14,421
-That is it.
-Hey!
1099
00:59:19,259 --> 00:59:20,961
Guys?
1100
00:59:25,165 --> 00:59:28,268
I don't think
this is appropriate.
1101
00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:45,619
So, tell me everything.
1102
00:59:45,652 --> 00:59:47,621
I just...
I just wanna get some sleep.
1103
00:59:47,654 --> 00:59:50,457
Wait, no, wait.
I want some details.
1104
00:59:51,692 --> 00:59:54,695
No... You don't.
1105
00:59:54,728 --> 00:59:57,197
Wait. Did something weird
happen?
1106
00:59:58,265 --> 01:00:01,168
You could say things
got weird...
1107
01:00:01,201 --> 01:00:03,237
when Ari Miller showed up.
1108
01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:08,075
No way. Ari Miller?
He definitely has BDE.
1109
01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:10,110
So, what happened?
1110
01:00:12,613 --> 01:00:15,249
Cooper, he...
1111
01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:17,317
He pulled an ALFA
out of his ass.
1112
01:00:17,351 --> 01:00:21,121
Yeah, I totally agree. That ALFA
was Denzel's to lose.
1113
01:00:21,622 --> 01:00:23,257
No, no.
1114
01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:26,793
Cooper literally pulled an ALFA
1115
01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:30,330
out... of Ari's ass.
1116
01:00:34,735 --> 01:00:36,136
I always wondered what they did
1117
01:00:36,169 --> 01:00:37,804
with those things
after they won.
1118
01:00:37,838 --> 01:00:41,675
I'm going to bed, and we are
never speaking of this again.
1119
01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:45,412
Is this a bad time to talk about
the next guy on your list?
1120
01:00:46,713 --> 01:00:48,448
Probably a bad time.
1121
01:01:01,228 --> 01:01:04,164
Mr. Mayor. Oh, sorry.
Do I still call you that?
1122
01:01:04,197 --> 01:01:06,800
Well, I'm still the mayor, Abby.
1123
01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:08,569
Right. Of course.
1124
01:01:08,602 --> 01:01:09,603
You know, we've tried out
1125
01:01:09,636 --> 01:01:12,673
three different speechwriters
since you quit.
1126
01:01:12,706 --> 01:01:14,308
Actually, you fired me.
1127
01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,843
Details. I like that.
1128
01:01:16,877 --> 01:01:19,446
Having you gone
has made me realize something.
1129
01:01:19,479 --> 01:01:23,317
-I've missed ya, kiddo.
-I've missed you too, sir.
1130
01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:26,486
Here you go. Want your truck?
1131
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:29,656
I was just saying hi to my son.
Sorry. Did you say something?
1132
01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:31,525
Uh, no.
1133
01:01:32,626 --> 01:01:34,294
Listen...
1134
01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:37,497
It just hasn't felt the same
with you not around.
1135
01:01:37,531 --> 01:01:39,633
So, I need you
to do something for me.
1136
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:44,237
-Anything, sir.
-Get that sweet ass over here.
1137
01:01:44,271 --> 01:01:47,107
I guess I could catch a red-eye.
1138
01:01:49,176 --> 01:01:51,511
What was that? I was just saying
hello to the missus.
1139
01:01:51,545 --> 01:01:53,347
Oh, nothing.
1140
01:01:55,349 --> 01:01:59,286
Abby, nobody knows my voice
like you do.
1141
01:01:59,319 --> 01:02:00,821
I want you back
to write the speech
1142
01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:03,123
that launches my campaign.
1143
01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:06,928
Uh...
1144
01:02:06,961 --> 01:02:08,895
So, what do you say?
1145
01:02:08,930 --> 01:02:11,531
You ready to sit
at the big-boy table?
1146
01:02:16,536 --> 01:02:18,639
-Abby?
-Oh, you're talking to me.
1147
01:02:18,672 --> 01:02:20,374
Yes. I'm in.
1148
01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:21,575
Great.
1149
01:02:21,608 --> 01:02:25,412
I'd like to see a draft next
week at the kickoff meeting.
1150
01:02:25,846 --> 01:02:27,547
See ya, buddy.
1151
01:02:28,682 --> 01:02:30,450
Hey.
1152
01:02:30,484 --> 01:02:32,853
I was starting to think
you weren't gonna show up.
1153
01:02:32,886 --> 01:02:34,187
Sorry. Rough night.
1154
01:02:34,221 --> 01:02:38,625
Hmm. Try being a server
at a
Real Housewives reunion.
1155
01:02:38,659 --> 01:02:39,693
You ready to go?
1156
01:02:48,301 --> 01:02:51,705
I think you've seen
The Goonies too many times.
1157
01:02:52,773 --> 01:02:54,741
-You good?
-I'm a New Yorker.
1158
01:02:54,775 --> 01:02:56,743
I walk 30 blocks
to work every day
1159
01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:58,679
in three-inch heels. I'm good.
1160
01:02:58,712 --> 01:03:00,681
Well, I hear you, but...
1161
01:03:00,714 --> 01:03:02,950
hiking in LA
is a bit different terrain,
1162
01:03:02,984 --> 01:03:04,351
so you gotta watch every step.
1163
01:03:04,384 --> 01:03:05,686
I used to hike
up the Adirondacks
1164
01:03:05,719 --> 01:03:07,688
with my dad
every summer till I was 17.
1165
01:03:07,721 --> 01:03:10,524
- Really?
- No.
1166
01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:12,359
OK.
1167
01:03:46,626 --> 01:03:48,996
I honestly have never even
thought about it.
1168
01:03:49,030 --> 01:03:50,731
Every guy has a list.
1169
01:03:50,764 --> 01:03:53,867
I had a shot with J.Lo once.
She was on stage
1170
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:56,336
and I was in the nosebleeds.
1171
01:03:56,369 --> 01:03:59,372
But there was definite
long-distance eye lock.
1172
01:04:00,074 --> 01:04:02,776
You think
this whole thing's stupid?
1173
01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:05,512
I think everybody has a fantasy
1174
01:04:05,545 --> 01:04:08,348
about spending a night
with a celebrity.
1175
01:04:08,381 --> 01:04:09,616
But I think finding someone
1176
01:04:09,649 --> 01:04:12,853
to spend the rest of your life
with, that's...
1177
01:04:12,886 --> 01:04:14,721
that's the fantasy.
1178
01:04:15,923 --> 01:04:19,693
Oh. I almost forgot.
I have something to show you.
1179
01:04:20,928 --> 01:04:22,429
Sight Sealing's first prototype.
1180
01:04:22,462 --> 01:04:23,897
- I like it.
- Yes?
1181
01:04:23,931 --> 01:04:24,932
- Yeah.
- Yes.
1182
01:04:24,966 --> 01:04:27,467
Well, I hope Vanderton Capital
likes it as well.
1183
01:04:27,501 --> 01:04:29,369
I have a pitch meeting
next week.
1184
01:04:29,402 --> 01:04:31,772
After that, I don't really know.
1185
01:04:31,805 --> 01:04:33,774
Well, I think it's great.
1186
01:04:33,807 --> 01:04:35,408
And that's coming from someone
1187
01:04:35,442 --> 01:04:38,378
who's had very few moments
worth saving lately.
1188
01:04:38,411 --> 01:04:40,514
I wouldn't give up.
1189
01:04:41,949 --> 01:04:44,651
-What?
-We just met and...
1190
01:04:44,684 --> 01:04:47,922
you're already making me
believe in things
1191
01:04:47,955 --> 01:04:49,991
that I was starting to doubt.
1192
01:04:50,024 --> 01:04:51,892
Your company?
1193
01:04:51,926 --> 01:04:53,693
Your company, actually.
1194
01:04:54,962 --> 01:04:56,097
Just being here with you.
1195
01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:59,566
Forgot how nice it was
to have a moment worth sealing.
1196
01:05:00,935 --> 01:05:02,803
You think this is one?
1197
01:05:04,838 --> 01:05:07,707
I honestly can't think
of anything better.
1198
01:05:55,522 --> 01:05:57,624
Wow, you're really done, huh?
1199
01:05:57,657 --> 01:05:59,860
It probably wasn't
the healthiest way
1200
01:05:59,893 --> 01:06:00,861
to deal with things.
1201
01:06:00,894 --> 01:06:02,462
Is this about Matt or Jake?
1202
01:06:02,495 --> 01:06:04,564
I don't need
to chase celebrities
1203
01:06:04,598 --> 01:06:06,566
to prove something to myself.
1204
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:10,370
Abby Meyers, I am proud of you.
1205
01:06:13,107 --> 01:06:16,143
All right. So, now what?
1206
01:06:16,177 --> 01:06:19,981
Well, I'm supposed to see Jake
tomorrow night.
1207
01:06:21,115 --> 01:06:24,484
That's great.
Amazing. Fantastic.
1208
01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:27,787
Wonderful. Love that for you.
1209
01:06:29,856 --> 01:06:33,760
Are you OK? You just
turned into a thesaurus.
1210
01:06:35,162 --> 01:06:39,033
Yeah, it's just, um...
1211
01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:41,936
Sam and I have been spending
a lot of time together
1212
01:06:41,969 --> 01:06:45,505
and now I'm worried that because
you're done with your list,
1213
01:06:45,538 --> 01:06:48,541
I might be done
with the one girl on mine.
1214
01:06:51,711 --> 01:06:53,613
Sam's here.
1215
01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:57,584
OK.
1216
01:06:57,617 --> 01:07:01,188
So, I know my leads
have gone cold
1217
01:07:01,222 --> 01:07:03,790
-but they just got hot again.
-What's that now?
1218
01:07:03,823 --> 01:07:07,560
Just invites to the hottest
party in town tomorrow night.
1219
01:07:07,594 --> 01:07:09,529
A certain rapper
by the name of Avon
1220
01:07:09,562 --> 01:07:11,198
is rumored
to be in attendance.
1221
01:07:11,232 --> 01:07:14,467
-Yeah, Sam, about that...
-Can't wait.
1222
01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:16,670
Perfect.
I will go confirm all of us.
1223
01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:17,871
Hm-hmm.
1224
01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:22,076
I thought you were done
with the list.
1225
01:07:22,109 --> 01:07:24,811
You've been my lifeline
for the last three weeks.
1226
01:07:24,844 --> 01:07:28,215
The least I can do is be yours
for one night to win back Sam.
1227
01:07:28,249 --> 01:07:31,085
But you have plans
with Jake tomorrow.
1228
01:07:31,118 --> 01:07:33,820
I have all weekend
before I leave.
1229
01:07:36,190 --> 01:07:37,691
We're confirmed.
1230
01:07:37,724 --> 01:07:39,592
Whoo!
1231
01:07:40,127 --> 01:07:41,228
Are you sure?
1232
01:07:41,262 --> 01:07:45,832
Can't pass up a shot
at someone on your list, right?
1233
01:07:49,536 --> 01:07:50,837
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
1234
01:08:27,741 --> 01:08:30,610
-Are you ready? You look good.
-I am. Thank you.
1235
01:08:32,579 --> 01:08:35,016
You're really sexy
when I drink.
1236
01:08:35,049 --> 01:08:35,815
Oh!
1237
01:08:35,849 --> 01:08:38,052
I think that sounds like
an insult,
1238
01:08:38,085 --> 01:08:39,719
but I'm sort of OK with it.
1239
01:08:39,753 --> 01:08:41,788
-I'll go get more then.
-Yep. Yep.
1240
01:08:41,821 --> 01:08:44,791
You get many, many more
of those.
1241
01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:47,928
Go, go, my little angel face.
1242
01:08:48,929 --> 01:08:51,098
It's like the old Sam
and Chloe.
1243
01:08:51,132 --> 01:08:53,600
I know, right?
1244
01:08:53,633 --> 01:08:56,636
Thank you, by the way.
1245
01:08:56,669 --> 01:08:59,672
I mean, this means
so much to me.
1246
01:09:00,707 --> 01:09:03,676
-Cheers to you guys.
-Cheers.
1247
01:09:05,346 --> 01:09:06,846
Thank you.
1248
01:09:19,126 --> 01:09:22,063
- Abs, Chlo.
- Yeah?
1249
01:09:22,096 --> 01:09:25,799
Avon's right over there.
You gonna go talk to him?
1250
01:09:28,369 --> 01:09:30,603
It's why we're here.
1251
01:09:30,637 --> 01:09:32,572
-Yeah.
-Hm-hmm.
1252
01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:37,844
-Then go over there.
-Right. OK, yeah.
1253
01:09:41,982 --> 01:09:43,750
Now. Got it. Yeah.
1254
01:09:44,818 --> 01:09:46,387
She's making me nervous.
1255
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:48,755
-You did really great.
-Thank you.
1256
01:10:00,067 --> 01:10:01,634
OK.
1257
01:10:08,442 --> 01:10:09,776
Hi. I'm sorry. Oh.
1258
01:10:09,809 --> 01:10:11,711
Hey. I know this sounds
really weird,
1259
01:10:11,744 --> 01:10:13,414
but I need you
to go along with it.
1260
01:10:13,447 --> 01:10:14,482
Excuse me?
1261
01:10:14,515 --> 01:10:17,617
I need you to go along
with what I'm about to do.
1262
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,122
Do you have a bomb
strapped to you?
1263
01:10:21,155 --> 01:10:21,989
What? No.
1264
01:10:22,022 --> 01:10:23,723
Cos you're kinda acting
like someone
1265
01:10:23,756 --> 01:10:25,092
who's got a bomb
strapped to them.
1266
01:10:25,126 --> 01:10:27,861
No. I don't have a bomb.
It's just... I'm trying to...
1267
01:10:27,894 --> 01:10:30,397
Don't look at them.
I'm trying to help my friend
1268
01:10:30,431 --> 01:10:31,966
get back together with her ex,
1269
01:10:31,999 --> 01:10:33,766
so I need to pretend
to hit on you
1270
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,170
because you're on
my free-pass list.
1271
01:10:38,939 --> 01:10:41,275
Why do I feel like
I'm gonna regret this?
1272
01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:42,809
Just be cool, OK?
1273
01:10:43,210 --> 01:10:44,777
Cool.
1274
01:10:46,046 --> 01:10:47,982
She's totally doing this.
I wanna hear it.
1275
01:10:48,015 --> 01:10:50,750
-No, you don't.
-Yes. We'll be chill.
1276
01:10:53,053 --> 01:10:53,988
Yeah.
1277
01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:57,258
We
do share
the same zodiac sign.
1278
01:10:57,291 --> 01:10:58,125
What's with the voice?
1279
01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:01,761
You're talking so loudly
all of a sudden.
1280
01:11:01,794 --> 01:11:03,430
You're doing
the bomb girl thing?
1281
01:11:03,464 --> 01:11:06,233
-You're...
-I think you're da bomb too.
1282
01:11:08,801 --> 01:11:10,437
-Right, um...
-Yes.
1283
01:11:10,471 --> 01:11:14,807
Has my heart known
love till this night?
1284
01:11:14,841 --> 01:11:15,875
That was so good.
1285
01:11:15,910 --> 01:11:20,181
In touching her,
make blessed my rude hand.
1286
01:11:20,214 --> 01:11:24,985
Did my heart love till thee?
Forswear it, sight.
1287
01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:29,123
-For I ne'er in truer beauty...
-Let's go over there.
1288
01:11:29,156 --> 01:11:32,792
-...than now.
-Did you just quote Shakespeare?
1289
01:11:32,825 --> 01:11:36,030
-Yeah. No good?
-No. Really good. They're gone.
1290
01:11:36,063 --> 01:11:37,965
Oh. OK.
1291
01:11:38,933 --> 01:11:41,936
So, I gotta say,
I get hit on a lot,
1292
01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:44,371
but never pretend hit on.
1293
01:11:44,405 --> 01:11:48,775
Oh. Well, thanks. I owe you one.
1294
01:11:51,778 --> 01:11:53,280
So, I didn't get your name.
1295
01:11:54,515 --> 01:11:55,815
Abby.
1296
01:11:55,848 --> 01:11:56,883
Abby, Abby, Abby.
1297
01:11:56,917 --> 01:11:58,986
It's just nice
to know the person
1298
01:11:59,019 --> 01:12:01,455
who's got you
on their free-pass list.
1299
01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:03,490
-Yeah.
-You know what I'm saying?
1300
01:12:03,524 --> 01:12:08,195
Um, you're on my list, but I
don't want to sleep with you.
1301
01:12:08,996 --> 01:12:10,830
Wow. You managed to objectify
1302
01:12:10,863 --> 01:12:13,200
and reject me
all in one sentence.
1303
01:12:14,867 --> 01:12:15,970
-Shit.
-What?
1304
01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:17,471
No, no, no. Don't. Don't look.
1305
01:12:17,504 --> 01:12:19,273
My ex is coming over here
right now
1306
01:12:19,306 --> 01:12:22,842
and she'd get really pissed
if she saw me here with someone.
1307
01:12:22,875 --> 01:12:24,945
So, pretend you're with me now.
1308
01:12:24,979 --> 01:12:27,381
-Like we just did?
-Not at all like we just did.
1309
01:12:27,414 --> 01:12:28,848
-OK.
-Just follow my lead.
1310
01:12:28,881 --> 01:12:31,552
-All right. OK.
-Come here.
1311
01:12:31,585 --> 01:12:33,087
Hey, you.
1312
01:12:34,421 --> 01:12:36,290
Avon, didn't know you were here.
1313
01:12:37,890 --> 01:12:40,294
Usually you demand
they play your music all night.
1314
01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:41,828
Oh. I don't demand it.
1315
01:12:41,861 --> 01:12:43,364
-The public does.
-Hmm.
1316
01:12:43,397 --> 01:12:46,133
Meet my girlfriend, Abby.
1317
01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,800
Hi.
1318
01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:51,205
Kenzie Scott.
1319
01:12:51,238 --> 01:12:55,409
-Nice to meet you.
-I didn't know you two dated.
1320
01:12:55,442 --> 01:12:58,811
"Dated." It was barely a month.
1321
01:12:58,845 --> 01:13:00,314
One I'm still trying to forget.
1322
01:13:00,347 --> 01:13:04,418
Don't worry, I pretty much
forgot it right when it started.
1323
01:13:04,451 --> 01:13:06,153
I can't believe
he slept with you.
1324
01:13:06,186 --> 01:13:06,920
Excuse me?
1325
01:13:06,954 --> 01:13:09,089
Thought we were following
my lead.
1326
01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,324
We were engaged.
1327
01:13:11,091 --> 01:13:14,261
Wait, you two are engaged?
1328
01:13:15,895 --> 01:13:17,498
I think what she means is that
1329
01:13:17,531 --> 01:13:19,967
we are engaged
in the first stages...
1330
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,503
We were supposed to get married
next week.
1331
01:13:22,536 --> 01:13:23,337
Or not.
1332
01:13:23,370 --> 01:13:24,405
What exactly
are we talking about?
1333
01:13:24,438 --> 01:13:27,074
We're talking about
you sleeping with my fiancé
1334
01:13:27,107 --> 01:13:29,343
because you were on
his stupid list.
1335
01:13:30,544 --> 01:13:31,578
-Who's your fiancé?
1336
01:13:31,612 --> 01:13:33,247
The guy you slept with
in New York
1337
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:36,816
when you were out there
doing those two huge movies.
1338
01:13:39,219 --> 01:13:42,089
-Matt?
-Yeah.
1339
01:13:42,990 --> 01:13:45,225
He was engaged?
1340
01:13:48,095 --> 01:13:49,930
I'm sorry.
1341
01:13:49,963 --> 01:13:52,066
Look, if I had known, trust me,
1342
01:13:52,099 --> 01:13:55,069
I would've spared my Louboutins
the climb to his walk-up.
1343
01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:59,006
Don't worry. Just a marriage
ruined for some fantasy night
1344
01:13:59,039 --> 01:14:00,474
with a medium-talent actress
1345
01:14:00,507 --> 01:14:03,143
who's only relevant
because of her...
1346
01:14:03,677 --> 01:14:07,114
very, very pretty face.
1347
01:14:07,147 --> 01:14:10,951
OK. You know,
I'm on a lot of people's lists.
1348
01:14:10,984 --> 01:14:14,355
So, maybe instead of
pointing the finger at me,
1349
01:14:14,388 --> 01:14:18,258
you should figure out
why your man acted on it.
1350
01:14:27,668 --> 01:14:29,937
-Hurricane Kenzie.
-Hmm.
1351
01:14:29,970 --> 01:14:33,173
Always leaving destruction
in her path.
1352
01:14:34,508 --> 01:14:35,609
Cute new girlfriend.
1353
01:14:35,642 --> 01:14:38,278
-Yeah, she's great, right?
-Hmm.
1354
01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:50,290
You OK?
1355
01:14:52,526 --> 01:14:54,661
Did I drive Matt away?
1356
01:14:54,695 --> 01:15:00,334
No, no. Don't start with that,
OK? None of this is your fault.
1357
01:15:00,367 --> 01:15:05,906
I just feel like every decision
I make is the wrong one.
1358
01:15:07,608 --> 01:15:12,279
Look, I get it. I've been there.
1359
01:15:14,314 --> 01:15:17,317
You feel totally lost
and then something happens,
1360
01:15:17,351 --> 01:15:19,052
and suddenly you're not.
1361
01:15:20,521 --> 01:15:22,289
Hey.
1362
01:15:22,322 --> 01:15:26,059
Hey, I'm really sorry
about what happened back there.
1363
01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:30,097
Not what I was expecting,
but sure.
1364
01:15:34,735 --> 01:15:37,271
Is this why you canceled?
1365
01:15:37,304 --> 01:15:41,108
-Jake. It's not like that.
-It kinda looks like that.
1366
01:15:41,141 --> 01:15:44,244
-Kinda felt like that.
-Avon. Not helping.
1367
01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:46,647
So, this is the guy
you're marrying next week.
1368
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,482
You're still engaged?
1369
01:15:50,617 --> 01:15:53,987
You and Matt like to chase
after celebrities so much,
1370
01:15:54,021 --> 01:15:56,223
maybe you two belong together.
1371
01:15:56,256 --> 01:15:59,993
Jake. Wait, I... I should go.
1372
01:16:00,027 --> 01:16:02,763
-Um, great lips.
-All right.
1373
01:16:02,796 --> 01:16:04,364
Jake.
1374
01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:09,436
You have a fascinating
love life, Abby.
1375
01:16:12,239 --> 01:16:13,507
Jake.
1376
01:16:35,562 --> 01:16:37,297
Jake.
1377
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:40,634
Please call me. I really
want to talk and explain.
1378
01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:43,136
I leave in a few days, and...
1379
01:16:43,537 --> 01:16:45,038
Hey, Abby.
1380
01:16:48,408 --> 01:16:50,644
Hi.
1381
01:16:50,677 --> 01:16:53,313
Could we go somewhere and talk?
1382
01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:55,382
Uh, yeah.
1383
01:16:59,486 --> 01:17:01,722
Sorry for surprising you
like this.
1384
01:17:01,755 --> 01:17:04,424
You weren't picking up
any of my calls.
1385
01:17:06,493 --> 01:17:08,595
Our wedding planner
called yesterday.
1386
01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:11,665
She was checking on the set list
for the band.
1387
01:17:11,698 --> 01:17:13,667
-About the wedding, I just...
-Wait.
1388
01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:15,502
Just before you say anything.
1389
01:17:16,570 --> 01:17:18,038
I just...
1390
01:17:20,107 --> 01:17:22,576
I don't want this to be
the thing that ends us.
1391
01:17:23,710 --> 01:17:25,546
If there is any small part
of you
1392
01:17:25,579 --> 01:17:27,147
that still wants to marry me,
1393
01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:29,850
please give me a chance
to make this right.
1394
01:17:29,883 --> 01:17:32,052
Why would I do that, Matt?
1395
01:17:33,353 --> 01:17:37,391
Because even if you don't think
I deserve a chance,
1396
01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:39,560
we deserve one.
1397
01:17:42,129 --> 01:17:44,197
Five years.
1398
01:17:44,231 --> 01:17:45,666
We were together for five years.
1399
01:17:45,699 --> 01:17:49,202
And what? You throw it
for a stupid one-night stand?
1400
01:17:50,470 --> 01:17:52,639
Look, if...
1401
01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:55,676
If you decide that you don't
want to speak to me again,
1402
01:17:55,709 --> 01:17:57,844
I'll respect that.
1403
01:17:57,878 --> 01:17:59,746
But then I want the last thing
1404
01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:02,149
you hear from me
to be these vows.
1405
01:18:02,182 --> 01:18:04,851
Because whether
we get married or not,
1406
01:18:04,885 --> 01:18:07,421
this is how I will always feel.
1407
01:18:12,225 --> 01:18:19,132
"Abby, when we first met,
it was love at first sight.
1408
01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:20,434
Then over the next few years,
1409
01:18:20,467 --> 01:18:24,204
I learned that the only thing
better than love at first sight
1410
01:18:24,237 --> 01:18:26,139
was love at every sight.
1411
01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:30,344
You are a perfectionist."
1412
01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:32,479
"And somehow, I still managed
1413
01:18:32,512 --> 01:18:35,582
to get you to say yes
to marrying me.
1414
01:18:37,451 --> 01:18:39,319
So, I know now
1415
01:18:39,353 --> 01:18:43,290
that I don't have to be perfect
for us to be.
1416
01:18:43,323 --> 01:18:49,129
But I will spend the rest of
our days trying to be for you."
1417
01:18:52,934 --> 01:18:55,335
Do you really mean all that?
1418
01:18:55,736 --> 01:18:57,604
Every word.
1419
01:18:57,638 --> 01:19:01,642
I just... I just don't know if I
can go through with the wedding.
1420
01:19:01,675 --> 01:19:04,244
We will push it off.
1421
01:19:04,277 --> 01:19:08,515
Abby, we have
the rest of our lives together.
1422
01:19:08,548 --> 01:19:11,284
That's the part
that I wanna get right.
1423
01:19:11,785 --> 01:19:13,420
OK?
1424
01:19:14,721 --> 01:19:16,189
OK.
1425
01:19:16,690 --> 01:19:18,592
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1426
01:19:19,726 --> 01:19:21,161
OK.
1427
01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:34,708
We will figure it all out
when you're back in New York.
1428
01:19:36,376 --> 01:19:41,548
-Sorry. I'm just not ready.
-It's OK.
1429
01:19:44,418 --> 01:19:46,253
Hold me.
1430
01:19:49,589 --> 01:19:51,191
Goodnight.
1431
01:19:52,927 --> 01:19:54,294
Came all the way out here,
1432
01:19:54,327 --> 01:19:56,630
you still can't escape
a walk-up, huh?
1433
01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:02,269
So, everything with Kenzie Scott
1434
01:20:02,302 --> 01:20:05,006
happened the night
we got engaged?
1435
01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:06,840
You really wanna talk about that
right now?
1436
01:20:06,873 --> 01:20:10,310
Well, I just realized you were
living in your own place then.
1437
01:20:10,343 --> 01:20:12,379
The high-rise.
1438
01:20:12,779 --> 01:20:15,415
Yeah. So?
1439
01:20:15,449 --> 01:20:17,317
I just ran into Kenzie
at the party,
1440
01:20:17,350 --> 01:20:19,753
and she mentioned
you having a walk-up.
1441
01:20:23,490 --> 01:20:24,758
I...
1442
01:20:26,928 --> 01:20:30,430
It wasn't just that night,
was it?
1443
01:20:30,464 --> 01:20:33,266
It was also at our place
after you moved in.
1444
01:20:36,336 --> 01:20:39,239
How many times
did you sleep with her, Matt?
1445
01:20:40,975 --> 01:20:42,043
Abby, I'm sorry.
1446
01:20:42,076 --> 01:20:45,445
-I can't believe you.
-I promise. It's over. Abby.
1447
01:20:47,014 --> 01:20:50,650
Fuck. Fuck.
1448
01:21:27,420 --> 01:21:30,057
Excuse me.
What do you think you're doing?
1449
01:21:30,091 --> 01:21:33,060
-Uh...
-You can't just throw rocks.
1450
01:21:33,094 --> 01:21:34,561
You could've hurt someone.
1451
01:21:34,594 --> 01:21:37,531
I mean, they're pretty far away.
1452
01:21:38,698 --> 01:21:40,767
I'm sorry!
1453
01:21:55,882 --> 01:21:57,450
Go.
1454
01:22:21,741 --> 01:22:23,643
Anything from Jake?
1455
01:22:26,546 --> 01:22:28,916
Maybe this is just
a really twisted road
1456
01:22:28,950 --> 01:22:31,118
to you ending up
with Oscar Isaac.
1457
01:22:34,487 --> 01:22:38,125
Chloe, I never really
got a chance to thank you.
1458
01:22:38,159 --> 01:22:41,761
Abby, you're my best friend.
You never have to.
1459
01:22:42,562 --> 01:22:44,464
Plus, selfishly, I had no chance
1460
01:22:44,497 --> 01:22:46,466
to get back with Sam
without you.
1461
01:22:46,499 --> 01:22:49,469
I always knew
you two would end up together.
1462
01:22:49,502 --> 01:22:50,470
No, you didn't.
1463
01:22:50,503 --> 01:22:52,974
Literally was expecting
a restraining order.
1464
01:22:53,007 --> 01:22:54,541
Yep. That tracks.
1465
01:22:54,574 --> 01:22:56,509
What's for breakfast?
1466
01:22:56,543 --> 01:22:58,645
Oh, the Chloe Breakfast Special.
1467
01:22:58,678 --> 01:23:02,682
Mmm. I love Cheerios.
1468
01:23:02,716 --> 01:23:05,719
Anything you want to do
before your flight today?
1469
01:23:05,752 --> 01:23:06,820
Not to be boring,
1470
01:23:06,853 --> 01:23:08,722
but I think I'm just gonna
get to the airport early.
1471
01:23:08,755 --> 01:23:10,624
I have a meeting for the mayor
when I land
1472
01:23:10,657 --> 01:23:13,560
and I haven't even thought of
the hook for his speech yet.
1473
01:23:13,593 --> 01:23:16,763
Oh, shoot. That reminds me.
Um, where...
1474
01:23:16,796 --> 01:23:17,932
Oh!
1475
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:21,635
This came in the mail for you.
1476
01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:30,610
Holy shit, he did it.
1477
01:23:31,245 --> 01:23:33,446
Let's clip in, everyone.
1478
01:23:35,682 --> 01:23:37,051
You again.
1479
01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:40,520
Maybe the Mommy and Me class
is more your speed.
1480
01:23:40,553 --> 01:23:44,658
-But I'm not a mom.
-I was thinking more the Me.
1481
01:23:47,794 --> 01:23:49,931
Hey.
1482
01:23:49,964 --> 01:23:53,733
-Look, I really don't...
-No, hey. I get it.
1483
01:23:54,634 --> 01:23:55,835
But I just, I really don't like
1484
01:23:55,869 --> 01:23:57,771
how things went down
the other night.
1485
01:23:57,804 --> 01:23:59,706
It's fine. And honestly,
what you said...
1486
01:23:59,739 --> 01:24:03,010
-Was totally out of line.
-No.
1487
01:24:03,576 --> 01:24:04,511
You were right.
1488
01:24:04,544 --> 01:24:08,682
I was avoiding
the real reason Matt did it.
1489
01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:11,518
Turns out, it's because
he's an asshole
1490
01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:14,956
who never really cared
about me, so...
1491
01:24:14,989 --> 01:24:16,556
You girls recognize these?
1492
01:24:16,589 --> 01:24:18,725
They're called seats.
Now take one.
1493
01:24:18,758 --> 01:24:20,660
Isn't Jake
usually in this class?
1494
01:24:20,694 --> 01:24:22,196
Hasn't missed one in two years.
1495
01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:23,965
Said he had
some kind of meeting.
1496
01:24:23,998 --> 01:24:25,933
The Sight Sealing pitch.
1497
01:24:28,135 --> 01:24:32,605
All right, everyone.
It's time to grind.
1498
01:24:42,882 --> 01:24:44,751
Need a ride?
1499
01:24:45,286 --> 01:24:46,653
-Really?
-Come on.
1500
01:24:46,686 --> 01:24:48,722
We'll be like
Thelma and Louise.
1501
01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:50,590
Don't they drive off a cliff?
1502
01:24:50,623 --> 01:24:52,994
I can get you there
in 15 minutes.
1503
01:24:53,027 --> 01:24:55,628
Great. OK.
1504
01:24:59,066 --> 01:25:00,800
OK.
1505
01:25:02,136 --> 01:25:03,938
So, where are we going?
1506
01:25:05,339 --> 01:25:08,742
- Vanderton Capital.
- Here we go.
1507
01:25:16,951 --> 01:25:18,885
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,
1508
01:25:18,919 --> 01:25:20,988
literally take in
the air around you
1509
01:25:21,022 --> 01:25:25,525
and preserve the moments that
you want to hold on to forever.
1510
01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:28,062
So, it's just...
1511
01:25:28,095 --> 01:25:29,629
-air in a bottle?
-Uh...
1512
01:25:29,662 --> 01:25:33,934
Yes. Yes,
but the air is a novelty.
1513
01:25:35,835 --> 01:25:39,907
But ultimately, it's ten bucks
for a bottle of air, right?
1514
01:25:41,808 --> 01:25:42,809
I just want you to know
1515
01:25:42,842 --> 01:25:45,212
that if I'd had any idea
he was in a relationship,
1516
01:25:45,246 --> 01:25:47,281
-there is no...
-Look, Kenzie Scott...
1517
01:25:47,314 --> 01:25:49,950
-Just Kenzie's fine.
-OK, Kenzie...
1518
01:25:49,984 --> 01:25:52,652
Mm, actually,
can you do Kenzie Scott?
1519
01:25:52,685 --> 01:25:55,056
I
do like it better.
1520
01:25:55,089 --> 01:25:57,058
Are you sure
we're going the right way?
1521
01:25:57,091 --> 01:25:59,326
I feel like
we passed that gas station.
1522
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:01,328
Yeah,
but the last time we passed it,
1523
01:26:01,362 --> 01:26:02,896
it was on the other side.
1524
01:26:06,033 --> 01:26:08,802
It seems like it would be
more successful in New York.
1525
01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:11,604
-Why not launch it there?
-Uh, yes.
1526
01:26:11,638 --> 01:26:13,174
Uh, I thought about that.
1527
01:26:13,207 --> 01:26:17,244
Um, it's... There's... a lot of,
like, bureaucratic red tape
1528
01:26:17,278 --> 01:26:20,281
in New York with the landmarks.
1529
01:26:20,314 --> 01:26:22,849
You know, it's the, um...
1530
01:26:22,882 --> 01:26:24,784
I agree. Yeah, it would...
It would...
1531
01:26:24,818 --> 01:26:26,719
It would do well in New York.
1532
01:26:26,753 --> 01:26:30,091
I did think of that. Um...
1533
01:26:30,124 --> 01:26:31,292
Honestly, I'm past all of it.
1534
01:26:31,325 --> 01:26:35,329
My mind's on other things now.
That's what this is about.
1535
01:26:35,362 --> 01:26:37,730
All right. Then go get him.
1536
01:26:39,166 --> 01:26:40,367
Wait. Why are we stopped?
1537
01:26:40,401 --> 01:26:42,970
Oh, yeah, we've been here
for five minutes.
1538
01:26:43,003 --> 01:26:44,071
Jesus!
1539
01:27:06,327 --> 01:27:08,395
I agree.
I think it would be smarter
1540
01:27:08,429 --> 01:27:10,730
to launch
in New York and California.
1541
01:27:10,763 --> 01:27:12,299
Sorry to interrupt
but I have something
1542
01:27:12,333 --> 01:27:13,134
that will make Sight Sealing
1543
01:27:13,167 --> 01:27:15,402
an even more
compelling investment.
1544
01:27:15,436 --> 01:27:17,871
Mr. Barbiero, what is this?
1545
01:27:17,904 --> 01:27:20,941
I'm sorry. I couldn't leave
without giving you this.
1546
01:27:28,449 --> 01:27:31,651
Hey. Hey. Abby.
1547
01:27:32,186 --> 01:27:33,753
You forgot this.
1548
01:27:34,754 --> 01:27:36,789
You're Kenzie Scott. Oh, man.
1549
01:27:36,823 --> 01:27:38,758
-I'm a huge fan.
-Oh.
1550
01:27:38,791 --> 01:27:40,394
You were great
in that cave movie.
1551
01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:42,662
Thank you.
1552
01:27:45,865 --> 01:27:48,435
-Abby, what are you doing here?
-I spent the last few weeks
1553
01:27:48,469 --> 01:27:49,470
chasing some stupid list
1554
01:27:49,503 --> 01:27:52,306
instead of seeing
what was right in front of me.
1555
01:27:52,339 --> 01:27:56,010
Excuse me. What is this?
1556
01:27:56,043 --> 01:27:59,712
This is written permission from
Mayor Capozzi for Sight Sealing
1557
01:27:59,746 --> 01:28:01,348
to use any New York City
landmark.
1558
01:28:01,382 --> 01:28:03,384
-What?
-And that's just the beginning.
1559
01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:05,852
Let me tell you something
about this man.
1560
01:28:05,885 --> 01:28:08,189
He is not just a visionary.
1561
01:28:08,222 --> 01:28:15,029
He is the most passionate, yet
grounded person I have ever met.
1562
01:28:15,062 --> 01:28:19,266
And I have seen him
take a company
1563
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:23,337
that was utterly lost and broken
1564
01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:26,806
and give it purpose again.
1565
01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:30,911
And sure, maybe that company
was a little misguided
1566
01:28:30,945 --> 01:28:32,479
in trying to sleep
with famous companies
1567
01:28:32,513 --> 01:28:35,216
to get back at the evil company
it used to be linked to, but...
1568
01:28:35,249 --> 01:28:37,084
Are they still talking
about the bottles?
1569
01:28:37,117 --> 01:28:38,818
-Who knows?
-You have a choice.
1570
01:28:38,851 --> 01:28:40,087
Do you wanna invest in a startup
1571
01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:42,156
that will take the souvenir
industry by storm?
1572
01:28:42,189 --> 01:28:45,125
This could be the very moment
that defines the future of...
1573
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:47,860
What's this firm again?
1574
01:28:47,894 --> 01:28:50,397
-Abby, they already said yes.
-Wait, what?
1575
01:28:50,431 --> 01:28:53,434
We're launching with the
Hollywood Air bottle next month.
1576
01:28:56,370 --> 01:28:57,371
What do you think about
1577
01:28:57,404 --> 01:28:59,839
also launching the Empire State
Building bottle?
1578
01:28:59,872 --> 01:29:01,976
We'd have to talk about
increasing the seed money.
1579
01:29:02,009 --> 01:29:04,844
Get the fuck outta here.
Sorry. Yes.
1580
01:29:04,877 --> 01:29:07,314
Yes. Amazing.
1581
01:29:09,149 --> 01:29:11,385
What the hell are these things?
1582
01:29:11,418 --> 01:29:13,254
Um...
1583
01:29:13,287 --> 01:29:16,257
I can't believe you got
the mayor to do all this.
1584
01:29:16,290 --> 01:29:17,958
Kind of a big deal.
1585
01:29:18,492 --> 01:29:20,394
Hey, did you...
1586
01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:23,530
Did you... Did you really mean
everything you said in there?
1587
01:29:23,564 --> 01:29:25,798
Of course.
1588
01:29:25,832 --> 01:29:27,800
You know I was the company,
right?
1589
01:29:27,834 --> 01:29:29,836
You were? Of course I knew.
1590
01:29:37,578 --> 01:29:40,114
Did somebody say,
"Race to the airport?"
1591
01:29:40,147 --> 01:29:42,882
No, no one said that.
I'm gonna call a car.
1592
01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:44,451
Smart. I probably
shouldn't drive
1593
01:29:44,485 --> 01:29:46,253
since I don't have a
license.
1594
01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:53,193
-Abby.
-Yeah?
1595
01:29:55,462 --> 01:29:58,932
The car pickup is on
the other side of the building.
1596
01:30:02,202 --> 01:30:04,204
OK, OK, OK.
1597
01:30:16,984 --> 01:30:19,953
-So many stairs!
-I know.
1598
01:30:24,158 --> 01:30:25,858
Short Stack.
1599
01:30:27,094 --> 01:30:29,063
You gotta be kidding me.
1600
01:30:30,964 --> 01:30:33,100
OK. All right.
1601
01:30:42,643 --> 01:30:44,545
Don't worry. I got it.
1602
01:30:44,578 --> 01:30:46,879
-Wasn't worried.
-Yeah.
1603
01:30:54,521 --> 01:30:56,924
You need a child seat
back there?
1604
01:31:03,097 --> 01:31:05,099
Hey. I hope
you made your flight.
1605
01:31:05,132 --> 01:31:07,368
Sounds like I'll be coming
to New York soon.
1606
01:31:07,401 --> 01:31:10,404
Can't wait to see
some of your favorite spots.
1607
01:31:10,437 --> 01:31:12,673
Oh, and good luck
at the big meeting.
1608
01:31:12,706 --> 01:31:13,674
If it doesn't go well,
1609
01:31:13,707 --> 01:31:15,442
I can always barge in
and save the day,
1610
01:31:15,476 --> 01:31:19,179
because, you know,
I guess I owe you one.
1611
01:31:41,168 --> 01:31:43,337
Please turn off
all electronic devices.
1612
01:31:43,370 --> 01:31:45,406
Once airborne,
the captain will let you know
1613
01:31:45,439 --> 01:31:48,275
when you can use
approved electronic devices.
1614
01:31:48,308 --> 01:31:50,544
Please review
the in-flight magazine
1615
01:31:50,577 --> 01:31:52,446
for a list of approved devices.
1616
01:31:59,586 --> 01:32:02,322
They never hold the plane
for me.
1617
01:32:02,356 --> 01:32:03,157
Sorry?
1618
01:32:03,190 --> 01:32:04,558
They delayed
us to let someone on.
1619
01:32:04,591 --> 01:32:06,460
I mean, it must be
someone important.
1620
01:32:09,596 --> 01:32:13,100
Excuse me.
1621
01:32:13,133 --> 01:32:17,237
Hi. Is that Oscar Isaac
in first class?
1622
01:32:17,271 --> 01:32:19,473
We're really not supposed
to say.
1623
01:32:20,741 --> 01:32:23,977
Oscar Isaac?
Oh, my God, he's on my list.
1624
01:32:24,011 --> 01:32:25,245
-What list?
-You know.
1625
01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:27,448
My list of celebrities
I can sleep with.
1626
01:32:27,481 --> 01:32:29,316
I didn't know you had a list.
1627
01:32:29,349 --> 01:32:31,752
Of course I have a list.
Monogamy 101.
1628
01:32:44,231 --> 01:32:47,468
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