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RuPaul: Previously on All Stars...

For today's maxi-challenge,

you need to write and star

in commercials that sell a sickening side hustle.

[all laugh]

Thanks, Fix It, Bitch?

I feel fabulous?

[snoring]

Our operators are sitting by.

There was a little spark that was missing

that I usually get.

I could see the strings being pulled

in your performance.

What I didn't see was the funk,

you know, the humanity.

The top All Star of the week is...

Trinity K. Bonet.

Werk! [applause]

Jan, Ginger, Silky, and A'Keria,

you are the bottom All Stars of the week.

It's a shitty situation.

Al of us did a great job in the commercial.

Who of the four of you all should go home?

Honestly, me and Silky are the bottom two.

I think me, A'Keria, and Jan.

It's time to present

this week's lip sync assassin.

- Oh! - Oh!

Come on, All Stars 6.

Let's get sickening, okurrrr?

Laganja Estranja, con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

[applause]

Which queen has the group chosen

to get the chop?

Silky.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

sashay away.

Whoa!

Congratulations, queen.

Aah!

You better do it, Miss Trinity.

How dare I come here

and not assassinate a lip sync?

The nerve.

[chuckles]

Laganja came through.

She literally dropped out of the ceiling.

What a crazy bitch.

But, bitch, you held your own.

You went against one of the best lip sync.

I mean, that bitch is sickening.

Some people you just don't go up against.

Shit.

Girl, you all got...

You got it, Ganj.

Go ahead, Pandora.

I don't like this box very much.

- Me, neither. - Excuse me?

I'm sitting right here.

[all laugh]

I love your box.

- Pandora, do your thing. - ♪ Dum dum dum ♪

One for Silky.

One for A'Keria.

Silky.

A'Keria.

Silky.

A'Keria.

Oh, my God.

Silky.

A'Keria.

What?

Silky.

And Silky.

- Whoa. - Fuck.

That was close.

Damn.

There it goes.

That's too close for comfort for me.

So I chose A'Keria.

I wanted to have Silky's back.

I really just wanted to give her a chance.

It wasn't anything personal.

I picked you, A'Keria.

I didn't want to have to vote for anybody

that was on our team.

But you get in there

and you try to go through the track record,

and Silky's talent show was so strong,

it just barely swayed my vote.

That's literally it.

This was one of the hardest decisions

that I've had to make.

Because I wanna do what is right

and what is, you know.

- Fair. - Fair.

I chose A'Keria's lipstick,

but, A'Keria, I think you are absolutely talented.

Your drag is phenomenal.

So I'm sorry.

And I love you from the bottom of my heart.

It's no hard feelings with anybody.

I love all you all still.

The moment you start taking those things personal

is the moment you put yourself back in the space

of whupping your own ass.

Do I agree with everything that they said

as to why they voted for me? No.

But I've never been a "pity party" type of girl.

I've never been a "woe is me" type of person.

I've never had that privilege to be any of those things.

So I went with Silky, too.

And like I said before,

this don't make or break us.

- Right. - At the end of the day,

it's a strong group of girls.

Trinity went from the bottom

to, bitch, you now have won.

I think it's just a testament

to, like, this competition

is going to roll us the fuck around.

Not gonna break us motherfuckers.

All right, y'all. Mother Earth is climate changing.

Let's go change, too.

[all laugh]

We love you, Silky!

- Oi! - Ooh!

Oh, yay.

I am happy to be safe.

I'm happy to be here.

But I'm frustrated because I'm not just here to stay.

I am here to slay.

I know I'm great.

I know I'm a fierce fucking bitch.

And I'm about to unleash

all the wrath that I have in me,

so everybody better watch out.

Aah!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge Jamal Sims.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

♪ This bright light of mine ♪

♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪

It's mine!

♪ Let it shine ♪

♪ Let it shine ♪

♪ Let it shine ♪

[cheers and applause]

"All Black lives matter."

"And trans lives matter, too."

"And trans lives matter."

Oh, big Silk with the good build.

Munch, munch.

- Crunch, crunch. - Crunch, crunch.

I did not wanna see my big sister go.

And, girl, now there's only two big girls left.

Oh, my God, we better slow down, bitch.

We ain't gonna have any big girls on this season.

Nope. Not syrup.

Ginger better step her pussy up.

I don't wanna see her go next,

because y'all know I'm not going nowhere.

[laughs]

All right, y'all. Well...

How you guys feel?

Y'all doing good for now.

Okay? [all laugh]

You know what?

It's not something I wanted,

but it was the kick in the ass I needed.

For them to say things like,

we know that you have all of these strengths

and all of these good things to bring to the competition.

We just wanna see you bring that funk that you have.

I feel motivated.

Then again, I don't think that mine or Ginger's critiques

necessarily warranted us to be lipstick eligible.

No. [all laugh]

Yeah, you were in the bottom, Jan.

I think that it was just a shitty situation.

It's always a shitty situation,

but we were in the bottom, bitch.

[alarm]

- Oh, thank God. - Come on, mama.

RuPaul: Ooh, girl!

She done already done has herses.

- Hey, All Stars. - Hey!

Whether you break in through the ceiling

or pop off in a chopper,

when if comes to the big Hall of Fame game,

queen, you better be a showstopper.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Werk.

Hello, hello, hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Come on, Miss Thing. - Yes.

- Good morn-ting. - Morning.

[laughs]

You know, All Stars is like the gay version

of that big, uh, football game.

You know, the one with all the expensive commercials?

- Oh. - Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.

But a real queen knows

that the best part of the big game

is the halftime show.

[cheering]

Dancing, drama, and superstars.

So for this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be headlining

in the All Stars 6

Hall of Fame Halftime Show.

[cheers and applause]

Oh, my God.

#AllStars6.

Now, this year's halftime show

will be a musical tribute

to an artist who agreed

to waive all her publishing rights.

And that generous artist...

Superstar, really...

Is...

RuPaul.

[all laugh]

I've heard of her.

I couldn't keep a straight face.

[all laugh]

Well, well, well.

Some things never change, you know.

Prior to today, you each selected

an iconic halftime show performer.

Now, in the distinctive style

of the legendary headliner of your choice,

you'll be lip syncing the stadium down

to one of my greatest hits.

Later today, you'll huddle up

with your dance coach Jamal Sims.

Yay! [applause]

Come on, Jamal.

And to get game day ready,

feel free to treat your tresses

with products by Mane Club.

- Okay. - All right.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[cheers and applause]

Gay sports.

- Let's make a football. - Wait. What is it?

Sit down.

Today's maxi-challenge

[echoing] is the Hall of Fame

halftime show,

where we will be portraying

our favorite icons

in the Halftime Headliners Lip Sync Challenge.

Oh, my God. I'm excited.

This is my challenge.

I am very good at lip syncing.

I'm a performer, I'm a dancer,

so I'm ready to bring the ♪ funky ♪

Shall we start with who everyone is gonna be?

I'm gonna be Prince.

I love me some Prince.

I'm excited to see myself as a boy.

Is anybody else playing a male character?

I'm gonna be Steven Tyler.

- Oh! - Werk.

I had to play 26 years of my life as a boy,

so I'm really confident in my Steven Tyler.

Yeah. Please do not crucify me for this,

but I'm not exactly sure who he is.

Whatever it is, it sound pretty masculine.

I am gonna do the legendary,

the boss Miss Ross.

Y'all know I'm a huge fan of Diana Ross.

So is Mama Ru.

Yeah, that's pressure, girl.

So you better not fuck it up.

Oh, I'm not gonna fuck it up.

I'm not gonna fuck it up.

- Okay? - Werk.

I'm playing Beyoncé.

- Come on, Beyoncé. - Yes, mama.

Considering she had

one of the most legendary halftime shows,

that is a lot of pressure.

I gotta play it up.

And it looks like you're closing the show.

- Whoo! - Oh, really?

- Yeah. - Ooh!

- What about you, Pandy? - What about Panda?

I chose Carol Channing.

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

Because that's all people talk to me about.

Raspberries.

She was the first halftime entertainer ever,

and I'm old.

I'm gonna do Katy Perry.

Oh, werk.

I am doing Lady Gagá.

Yes!

I chose Madonna.

Do you have a little PTSD over here

from your Madonna challenge?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I love Madonna.

America, I don't know if y'all remember,

My Season 12 Rusical...

♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

You are safe.

I did not win that challenge.

Face crack.

I mean, I chose Madonna just to irk you.

No, I'm serious. [all laugh]

- Miss Yara, who you gonna be? - Shakira.

Hips don't lie.

Your hips are moderately honest.

Jive. I didn't want it to come out this way,

but I am Fergie.

I know you've been hungry.

No pressure, though, but you kinda open the show, bitch.

I open the show?

Yes.

I didn't even flip the script yet.

- Geronimo. - Oh, shit.

Let's take a listen.

[laughs]

- Aah! - That is so her.

These are all really good.

Is everybody happy?

- I wanna switch with Carol. - I wanna see that.

I do love the verse though.

♪ Oh ♪ [all laugh]

Let's get to it, bitch.

All right. I got a lot of rhinestones to glue.

I am thrilled to do Gaga.

She is my number one diva of all time.

I can portray Lady Gaga like nobody's business.

We have a very similar background:

Catholic school, Italian family,

singer who does musical theater,

and that is very, very who I am.

When I discovered who she was,

it was at the same time that I discovered,

like, who I was as a queer person.

- I'm so excited. - Yeah.

- I'm, like... - The Ga-funk!

The Gagá funk.

I know that Jan thinks she's Lady Gaga,

but those are, like, big shoes to fill.

Can she do it?

Buh. I don't know.

I don't feel the excitement from her, though.

From her? Yeah.

Yeah, I wish she would give a little more.

[all laugh]

So what are you gonna do?

You gonna have a little facial hair for Prince or what?

Yeah. Oh, I'm doing the sideburns,

the baby curl, the durag.

It's easy for a drag queen to pick a girl in this challenge,

so I wanted to take a step above and be a guy.

Definitely having my ass out.

And I love the fact

that Prince never gave a crap about gender roles.

He was always a pretty boy, like myself.

And if I do well in this challenge,

that is the redemption that I need after last week.

Mm.

Get into it. Y'all see it.

Now, girl, are you ready for this?

Shabam.

Iconic.

I love you! I love you!

Hi, I'm just here to wonder if you guys have any concerns.

I am actually quite nervous.

You've gotta remember your lyrics and all of that

and be fierce.

- Yeah. - And you last,

so that's gonna be the lasting impression.

Just little stuff like that.

Yeah, I'm definitely here

to break the Beyoncé curse on Drag Race.

The Beyoncés so far have been beyond not.

Hi, how are you?

What's your name?

- I'm RuPaul. - Who Paul?

I'm gonna try to clean that up.

I personally don't think

you should have anything to worry about,

because you do Beyoncé.

"Sammy Davis Jr. in a wig?"

I mean, that's just Bianca Del Rio being Bianca Del Rio.

I would love to be Beyoncé in Vegas.

Trinity looks more like Sammy Davis Jr. in a Beyoncé wig.

So now that I have the opportunity

to do it on Drag Race,

I'm either gonna put my foot in my mouth

or I'm gonna show her, "you were wrong."

Right.

Now, who I do think has the best part

is that Carol Channing.

- Oh! - She's gonna do an amazing job.

She does an amazing Carol Channing,

and she's gonna live it up,

and Ru is going to lose his fucking marbles over it,

- I'm telling you. - Yeah.

Like, I kind of thought

are people just gonna be, like, oh, we've seen that?

And then listening to it,

I would say I made the right choice.

- [laughs] - Yeah.

We gonna lose this shit to Carol fucking Channing.

It's gonna be hard to rise to the occasion

of a dance challenge as Carol Channing.

I don't smell any blood in the water.

Aah! [all laugh]

Hey, hey, hey.

All Stars 6!

- What's going on? - Hey, Jamal.

It's time to learn our choreography

with Jamal Sims.

I know that he choreographed so many of these celebrities

and has super high standards, and I'm here for it.

This is a very ambitious challenge, right?

We wanna feel like these characters are in the building.

This challenge is about embodying their essence, right?

And if you're not, the judges will know.

Y'all ready to start?

- Yeah! - Hell, yeah.

All right, who's up first?

- Fergie. - Me!

Ginger, let's go, let's go.

When I think of Fergie,

I don't think of one signature move.

- I think more of an attitude. - Mm-hmm.

Really, it's gonna be really important

to lock into the attitude of it, right?

Let's do it. Jamal Sims is so handsome.

All the step is is one, two, three.

And his voice is so sweet.

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop together.

And he makes me feel like

the most delicate, beautiful dancer in the entire world.

Take it. Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee.

So basically he's a magician.

Boom, boom, ka-boom, boom, boom, bwah.

Ah, almost. I can see you thinking about it.

The face that I'm looking for is not scared face, right?

It should be really smoky and, like...

Yes, that's the confidence that I need in the face.

Where you start is where everybody else

has to either meet or go above, right?

It's a huge opportunity to set this place on fire from the top.

I'm the first one outta the gate,

so I have to be at this level at all times.

But I feel Fergalicious.

I'm a big girl now.

London Bridge. I don't care, all the references.

Up next, Prince! Uh-oh. A'Keria.

Did he even say, "Uh-oh?" [laughs]

My dancing skills are as follows.

But whatever he throw at me, I'm gonna get it.

Now, I'm not doing no shablams.

I'm telling you that now straight off the top.

Slide up, right? And rock, all right?

- Okay. - And slide, two, three. Uh-uh.

One. You have time.

Oh, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight. And one...

That move is out.

Don't think about being so big.

Okay.

Just rocking, really cool.

Because Prince had this cool to him.

Although he was electric, he was still really cool.

So you've gotta have to kinda have that...

This kinda thing to you.

[all laugh] Okay.

Yeah, gimme ah, ah, ah, yeah!

Thank you.

Whew, shit.

- Lady Gaga! - Yes!

So, wah!

We're gonna take this around,

swoop, kick, push, five, six.

- There we go. - Okay.

Yeah, gimme a little five, six, seven, eight, and D.

I just really want really awkward,

because that's Gaga, is the stuff is...

Yeah, she's quirky like that.

Feels awkward and quirky, right?

However crazy the choreo looks,

she's in it, she's committed.

And ha, ha, ha.

It should feel crazy.

Remember the face, the attitude.

That's what needs to really read through.

All right, from the top.

I feel like I am getting the steps very quickly,

but you know that I can't be Gaga

unless I'm bringing something nuts to that performance.

Like, I have to be willing to go to those places to do it.

And one, two, there we go.

- Good job. - Thank you, Jamal.

Absolutely. Next up, Shakira, Yara Sofia.

Hi! I can't wait to do Shakira.

I do Shakira in my act

on Tuesday and Sunday at Piranha in Vegas.

So I'm giving you Yara Shakira-ized,

if that is the word. [laughs]

Tell me why Shakira.

I mean, I have always loved Shakira.

In fact, when I started doing drag,

I didn't wanna do Shakira.

That's how hard fan I am.

Because I would look at myself in the mirror,

and I would disappoint myself,

because I know I'm not gonna be her.

And now you're here.

- Yeah, let's go. - Whatever you have.

All right, so yah, yah, yah, yah.

- I mean, she... well... - Let me see you, five...

Because she would normally do this.

Let me see it, let me see it.

- Great, yes. - Aah, I love it!

From here we go one, two, three, four...

Oh, okay, I know what you want.

I feel a lot of pressure to do Shakira completely right.

I have to turn the body with the bellydancing,

because that's what Shakira is known for.

Yeah, click and roll, click.

Oh, that's better than me.

Uh-huh, and just come...

Jump, jump. So we're gonna step here.

But she always do this, though.

All right. Well, not every time is she gonna do that.

Whose choreography are we doing?

Are we doing your choreography, Yara,

or is this Jamal's choreography, okay?

[laughs] I know Jamal is, like,

I wish this bitch would shut up already.

Think about doing, ah, ah,

wop, wop, wop, so...

The hands is kind of weird, though.

We can get in our heads so much with dance.

You're putting so much on the movement,

but your job is to connect.

It's about doing the choreography,

but still keeping the character right.

Yes, mama!

All right. Beyoncé, Trinity K. Bonet!

- How you doing? - Hi!

So why Beyoncé for you?

Shit. Somebody had to do her.

I can remember losing my voice,

like, screaming at this halftime show.

And hopefully she'll see it and enjoy it, you know?

Yeah. First thing I wanna do

is one and two and three and four.

Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.

And five, six, seven, eight.

And then just give it...

Great. Five, six, seven, eight.

Boom, bwah, boom, boom. Perfect.

One more time.

One and two and three and four

and five, six, seven, eight.

All right, I'm impressed so far.

Here we go.

Miss Thing, girl...

Four, five, six. Yeah.

Should the rest of us just go home?

I mean, can we get her to do stunt double for everybody?

Uh-huh, yes. Two, three, and four.

Two, bop.

Oh, okay.

I'm seeing it, I'm seeing it, I'm seeing it.

You got us over here

like buttholes pinching seats and shit.

Trinity is serving that ferocity that Beyoncé does.

I think that she is the person

who could potentially beat me in this challenge.

Seven, eight, and good, good, good.

- Werk, bitch. - Yes!

Absolutely.

Whoo-whoo!

♪ It's a new day ♪

Miss Thing, I was rehearsing all night with this.

Girl, it's too much.

No, you got this, sis.

Girl, I'm feeling real good this morning.

I've had my breakfast.

I don't drink coffee, but if I did,

I would have had that, because today we are getting ready

for the Hall of Fame Halftime Show.

We gotta get ready, bitch.

I'm gonna be a drag king today.

You're gonna be a drag king!

I'm excited.

I've never shaved my nose hair.

♪ Wise men ♪

- I don't know. - [laughs]

Okay, now I know Miss Katy Perry

does not do her own makeup normally,

but today she does.

Shakira does her makeup.

Carol Channing, do you think she does her makeup?

Well, she's dead, so, no.

Trinity, how do you feel, bitch?

Good.

You know, bitch, you gotta, like, be Beyoncé.

- Magnified. - Magnified.

Bitch, I would never touch her in something like this, bitch.

This is a really big production

with a lot of amazing parts in it,

and you only got one minute,

so you wanna do good.

The only thing that kind of, like, shakes me

is the time restraint that was given to get it right.

Bitch, Beyoncé rehearsed for four months.

Okay, but, of course, you're not Beyoncé.

I'm well aware of that, Ra'Jah.

Thank you for the reminder.

Girl.

No, ma'am, Elton John.

You better bring it on.

Damn, you went from Sammy Davis Jr.

To goddamn Elton John now.

Girl. [all laugh]

Can I get Jamie Foxx?

Somebody my complexion? Or Louis Young?

Oh, you wanna be trade so bad.

I will never call you trade, now, girl.

I don't give a damn.

I just be well-dressed.

I don't give a damn how much pubic hair you put on your face,

I'm never calling you trade.

I'm so sorry.

Not happening.

- Bitch! - It's not.

On Season 6,

I didn't take the initiative to build friendships.

This time around, I came in here with the mindset

that I'm going to make friends so that when times get rough,

we will have each other to fall back on.

I'm gonna slide in real quick

and just remind everyone Trinity is trade.

Thank you, Eureka!

[all laugh]

It means the world to have that.

Like, you gain a lot from being here.

Is my makeup too dark?

Let me see?

I'm trying to take Michelle's critiques from last week.

Right, I would say just brighten up the forehead,

like, a very little bit.

Under the eyes is good.

I can't help it. I naturally fear,

like, the idea of a dancing challenge, any of that.

Because what I see in my head,

it don't be what my hands be doing, bitch.

Because in my head, I be getting it.

Oh, but outside, I be looking like this.

Like one of them blow-up dolls in front of the store.

I'm always nervous when it comes to dance challenges.

But this week it's hella pressure.

It's, like, tumbling bricks type of pressure.

Because I was just in the bottom last week,

and I'm not trying to be in this bottom again.

But I'm really trying to redeem myself from last week.

I definitely think you will.

I think we both will.

Although Jan says she wasn't in the bottom last week.

I said that I was in the bottom,

but I don't think that I got bottom critiques.

No, Jan, you said you wasn't in the bottom.

- It's okay. - Fuck.

I'm hoping to change that this week.

I'm hoping to really not be in the bottom this week.

Okay?

She said she bringing the funk this week, bitch.

You got Jan funked up.

Oh, absolutely.

Whoo!

[laughs]

Whoo-whoo!

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

My MVP Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, did you play sports in high school?

No, but I fucked a lot of guys under the bleachers.

Oh! [all laugh]

Oh, my!

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Now, Carson, are you more of a wide receiver or a tight end?

Oh, both, Ru. You know I adore baseball.

[all laugh]

And his backfield is always in motion.

Jamal Sims.

You know I'm a baller from way back.

Hey!

[all laugh]

This week, we challenged our All Stars

to honor legendary performers

in the All Stars 6 Hall of Fame Halftime Show.

All Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.

Michelle: Welcome to the All Stars 6

Hall of Fame Halftime Show!

Brought to you by RuCola products.

If you stay chunky, you ain't got to get chunky.

And RuPaul's peanut butter.

Must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake.

To our viewers around the globe,

please welcome the glamorous Fergie.

[cheers and applause]

♪ Geronimo, Geronimo, they're falling like dominoes ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Geronimo, Geronimo, they're falling like dominoes ♪

♪ Please believe it, let that be the reason ♪

♪ Sight beat the world and we shall see ♪

♪ Please believe it, let that be the reason ♪

♪ Sight beat the world, and we shall see it ♪

♪ Geronimo, Geronimo, they're falling like dominoes ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Geronimo, Geronimo, they're falling like dominoes ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, yeah ♪

Michelle: The queen of pop, Madonna.

I have sinned on the dance floor,

all over it.

It's slippery because of my sin.

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ I got a place for you ♪

♪ Out on the dance floor ♪

♪ Feel the night in a 4/4 time ♪

♪ As I lose my mind to you again ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance, oh, oh ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance ♪

♪ I wanna dance, dance, oh, oh ♪

I wanna dance with who?

Oh, yeah. You.

Amen.

Michelle: Motown legend, the boss, Miss Diana Ross.

Are you ready for the record

that you made number one for me?

Here you go, Ru.

♪ That was then, this is now ♪

♪ Here we go, starting over ♪

♪ You decide, change your mind ♪

♪ Miracles happen every day now ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ The beginning ♪

♪ This is the beginning of the rest of your ♪

♪ Rest of your, rest of your, rest of your life ♪

I see you, Ru!

Michelle: Her hips don't lie.

Shakira!

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk, cover girl, hey, hey ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl, hey, hey ♪

♪ Stroll down the runway, lo-ley ♪

♪ Another payday, lo-ley ♪

♪ Cover of magazines ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ And when they see me, lo-ley,

♪ They want to be me, lo-ley ♪

♪ I am the fantasy, lo-ley, lo-ley, lo-ley ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk, cover girl ♪

Let me hear you!

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Lo-ley, lo-ley, lo-ley ♪

Michelle: Swish, swish, bish.

It's Katy Perry!

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

Meow, meow, Katy-cats!

♪ And if I fly or if I fall ♪

♪ Least I can say I gave it all ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Sissy, sissy, sissy that walk ♪

Where's left shark? Have you seen left shark?

Michelle: The demon of screamin',

Steven Tyler!

♪ Night after night I close my eyes ♪

♪ And wonder when the sun will rise ♪

♪ Through the dark till I see, yeah ♪

♪ If I dream everything I wanna be ♪

♪ If I dream all the possibilities ♪

♪ If you just believe in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ They'll come true ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, dreams, yes, I dream ♪

♪ Yes, I dream, yes, I dream ♪

♪ If you just believe in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ They'll come true ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Michelle: Mother monster has arrived.

Lady Gaga!

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Rah-rah, Gaga, uh-huh ♪

♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪

♪ Gaga, gee-gee, goo-goo, gah ♪

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Can you fee-e-eel? ♪

♪ Can you fee-e-eel? ♪

♪ Can you fee-e-eel the love? ♪

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Rah-rah, Gaga, uh-huh ♪

♪ A little bit of love ♪

Michelle: The high priest of pop,

oo-ooh, Prince!

♪ Bing-da-bing, ooh ♪

♪ Oh, I came here from outer space ♪

♪ A planet called 808 ♪

♪ In the galaxy of funk ♪

♪ Where the robots gravitate ♪

♪ A message came from NASA, an urgent SOS ♪

♪ The rock don't talk, hip-hop is cold ♪

♪ And we need a brand-new beat ♪

♪ I bring the beat ♪

♪ I bring the beat ♪

♪ I bring the beat ♪

♪ I bring the beat, yeah ♪

♪ I bring the beat ♪

♪ I bring the beat ♪

♪ I bring the beat, yeah ♪

♪ I bring the beat, uh, ooh ♪

Michelle: The OG halftime headliner,

Broadway legend Carol Channing!

♪ Where are my girls at? ♪

♪ Make your heels click-clack ♪

♪ Gonna walk right through that door ♪

♪ High heels on a hardwood floor ♪

♪ They all coming back for more ♪

♪ It's a party tonight ♪

♪ Where my girls go ♪

♪ Gonna be a good show ♪

♪ Hey, girl, you go ♪

♪ Oh, go make that money ♪

♪ Click-clack, click-clack ♪

♪ That's the sound of a slingback ♪

♪ Click-clack, click-clack ♪

♪ That's the sound of a slingback ♪

♪ Oh, gee, where my girls at? ♪

♪ Make your heels click-clack ♪

♪ Where my girls at? ♪

♪ Make your heels click-clack ♪

Michelle: And now, the queen B,

Beyoncé.

♪ Bring back my girls, hey ♪

♪ She goin' back to the werkroom ♪

♪ Rethink her life ♪

♪ On the alcohol, vodka and cranberry, thank you, doll ♪

♪ She goin' back to the werkroom ♪

♪ This ain't her night ♪

♪ To the rise and fall ♪

♪ ... hit the fan when she hit that walk ♪

♪ Girl, I got you, lost and found you ♪

♪ Mama Ru 'bout to show you who you was ♪

♪ Before you went and lost your mind ♪

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

[cheers and applause]

Michelle: This has been the All Stars 6

Hall of Fame Halftime Show.

Brought to you by RuPaul's Drag U.

It's a miracle.

Teaching the children since 2010, henny.

And RuCo Labs,

where there's always an anal option.

[cheers and applause]

♪ You wear it well ♪

Category is The Frill Of It All.

Up first, Ginger Minj.

Carson: Hello, Ginger.

[laughs]

Ginger: Mama, she is serving you

Gone with the Wind realness.

I saw it hanging in the window, and I just had to have it.

I feel like the most delicious cupcake in the world.

Michelle: Oh, how frilling!

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Eureka.

-Oh -All right!

Michelle: I've heard of chapped lips, but chapped hips?

[all laugh]

Eureka: Giddyup, cowgirls.

She came with a reveal, she came with the chaps.

Now pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

Yee-haw.

Carson: This ain't her first gay rodeo.

Jamal: For real.

RuPaul: Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Loofah? You brought 'er.

[all laugh]

Ra'Jah: I am feeling my whimsical fantasy.

I may be the fairy princess that just got my makeover,

kind of like Cinderella,

but it's like Cinda-oh-hell-yeah-okay.

Michelle: That's the morning after frill.

RuPaul: Uh-huh.

Yara Sofia.

No good weed goes unpunished.

[all laugh]

Yara: My hair looks like a windmill.

Because for me, frills is related to a movie

called Gone with the Wind.

And I just hope to blow these bitches off stage.

I like that she let her hair air-dry.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Scarlet Envy. Ooh!

From the House of Le Beige.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

Scarlet: I am giving you Southern vogue.

She is stoned, literally.

Ooh!

Carson: Busted and encrusted.

RuPaul: Kylie Sonique Love.

Ooh! Frill me up, buttercup.

[laughs]

Kylie: I wanted to show the contrast

between a male character

and my fucking goddess character.

I feel like a unicorn princess,

and I'm feeling good.

Michelle: How many Portuguese man-o-wars

had to die for this outfit?

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Jan.

Carson: This look's giving me a bone-anza.

[all laugh]

Jan: Tonight we are at the Moulin Ru,

and I am serving can-can Jan.

I knew all the other girls

were gonna come out in their cute pastel frills,

but I wanted to be a woman.

RuPaul: This gown ain't big enough

for the both of us.

[all laugh]

Pandora Boxx, the Boxx that rocks.

♪ She's writing a letter to Daddy ♪

[all laugh]

Pandora: She's giving you full doll,

but the kind you keep in the box.

Pun absolutely intended.

Michelle: It's a small world after all.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Trinity K. Bonet.

My Sweet 16 party cost my daddy $1 million.

Trinity: This is classic pageantry Trinity:

an overcooked, beautiful salmon. [laughs]

Fully embellished with juicy jewels.

I am in heavy drag, baby.

RuPaul: She's weaving!

We gonna have to pull you over for drunk driving.

[all laugh]

A'Keria C. Davenport.

Oh, I hope she's not getting a big head about this.

[laughs]

Wow!

A'Keria: I'm giving you a nasty human flower,

and I'm about to let you have it.

Whoo!

Bitch, I have turnt this runway.

Carson: Is there flower in that?

Because I'm gluten-free.

[all laugh] Gorgeous.

Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your halftime headliner performances

and your frilly runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

But I'd first like to say you were all really wonderful.

You're superstars, all of you.

Absolute superstars.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Scarlet Envy.

Kylie Sonique Love.

Pandora Boxx.

You are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Ladies, you represent

the tops and the bottoms of the week.

And now it's time for the judges' critiques.

We're starting with Ginger Minj.

Hi!

Definition make the boys go crazy?

I wasn't full-on crazy for your Fergie,

but it was a good effort.

I do understand that Fergie doesn't have a signature,

but you gave her something.

I just think that you're such a professional.

Thank you.

I love that you found humor in it

and did with it what you could.

The costuming actually looked fantastic,

but it was still kind of, like, eh.

This runway look I think is gorgeous.

I think the lavender is great.

I love the red hair, I love the curly bangs.

You look stunning.

I do wanna take a minute

to tell you how incredible your makeup looks.

- Thank you. - Perfect, perfect, perfect.

Do not ever venture away.

- Thank you. - Up next, Eureka.

♪ So you were my queen ♪

Aah, I'm terrified at what you're gonna say.

First of all, that huge, huge,

five times bigger than it should be hair,

which I lived for.

I thought the costuming was done brilliantly.

I think you brought humor to my queen.

- You looked the part. - Ooh!

And your interaction with the dancers,

even though they were on another level,

I still felt that you were connected to them.

So it was... props to you.

I truly thank you.

This look I happen to love.

I love that you went

an unexpected route with frills.

You know, you gave us chaps,

but you did it with pink organza.

- I think it's fabulous. - Thank you.

Up next, Yara Sofia.

- Hi! - [laughs]

So let's talk about your performance first.

- Okay. - What I loved about it

was, like, the minute I saw you,

I knew that you were Shakira.

I think the thing that was missing for me, Yara, was...

your hips didn't lie, but your face did.

I felt like you were a little disconnected from the song

and not giving us that big, joyful, warm energy

that Shakira always gives on stage.

Your dancing was powerful.

The only thing, the lip sync part of it, right?

The yodelays, they weren't pronounced enough,

because that's a big part of the Shakira thing.

And if you would have nailed those,

I think all of a sudden that power would have been back.

This look I love.

There's a lot going on here.

My eyes might need a vacation, but it's not bad.

And I think the hair is really fun.

I enjoyed that, so thank you.

Thank you.

Up next, Jan.

You were phenomenal.

You did everything that a Lady Gaga stan

is gonna wanna see you do.

You had it all down to a T.

It felt like you had a serious...

Is that a vendetta?

I don't know if that's the word, but, yeah.

- Fandetta. - Fandetta, how about that?

- Jandetta! - Oh, I'll take that, too!

Jandetta.

Yeah, you were that committed.

The choreo was on point. You killed it.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Now, this look, you gave us an unexpected color palette.

All of the details.

I mean, this must have taken forever to create.

- Really well done. - Thank you.

Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.

You had a hard job, because you did the steps, right?

But it's understanding those nuances that Prince has.

You know, at this point I'm gonna be cool,

and this point I'm gonna be sexy.

Because he has all of those things, right?

If you would have honed in

on a couple of those a little bit stronger,

I think you would have punched it all the way home.

It all felt reined in for some reason.

We wanted a drag version of Prince,

and I actually got, like,

a more restrained version of Prince than I was expecting.

Tonight on the runway, this is simply breathtaking.

Thank you.

This is what I call elevated drag,

and I want that commitment in everything,

not just turning a look.

Everything needs to have this level of commitment,

because this is A-plus drag.

You look like a superstar.

- Thank you. - Up next, the holy Trinity.

I think you should think about changing your name

to Trinity Slay Bonet.

Because that Beyoncé performance,

you were embodying it.

With Beyoncé, it's never really about the steps.

She has this presence that she could stand on the stage

and people will start screaming at the top of their lungs.

That's what you had tonight.

Tonight on the runway,

I think this gown is on the simpler side.

I'm not mad at it.

I think that color is beautiful on your skin,

your makeup looks phenomenal,

and I can tell that you love what you do.

Thank you, All Stars, I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Jan, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star of the week.

[applause]

That's right, bitch!

And you've won $5.000 from Mane Club.

Oh, my God.

Aah!

Trinity, Eureka.

You are safe.

Thank you.

Ginger Minj.

You are safe.

Thank you.

Yara Sofia, A'Keria C. Davenport,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom All Stars of the week.

You may leave the stage.

- Uh-oh, uh-oh! - My girls are coming back.

Bitch, you look happy.

Did you win, girl?

- Did you fucking win? - I won the challenge!

[cheers and applause]

Your first challenge win!

- Ever! I'm so happy! - Congratulations, bitch.

I am so happy.

I have finally won a challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race.

- You've redeemed yourself. - Redemption!

It was "J" for "Jandetta."

And I am thrilled!

I'm so happy for you.

Thank you, thank you.

- I am in the bottom. - Fuck.

- Okay. - I'm in the bottom.

No!

Yes, I'm up for elimination once again.

But, you know, hey.

I just didn't see me being back in the bottom.

Let's go talk, me and you, right now.

It's like a fucking head explosion.

Congratulations, honestly. So happy for you.

Thanks, baby. You all right?

I'm not all right.

I really thought going into this challenge,

maybe this can get me

the redemption that I'm looking for.

I came back in, I put my game face on.

I was really fucking trying.

I know. I saw your effort.

I know that you wanna be here.

I want you to be here. I love your drag.

Whatever it is I need to do to stay here,

- I'm willing to do it. - Right.

The challenge could be reading a book.

And I'll probably start eating the book at this point.

Like, I'm willing to do all of those things.

I know.

That's why this is tough,

because I know how bad you wanna be here.

A'Keria, I think, is drag excellence

head to toe always,

and always has an amazing attitude

and wants to do better.

If you are here next week, like, eat the goddamn book.

I want you to do that, okay?

- Bitch, literally. - All right.

But I have not seen that spark

that we all saw and fell in love with on Season 11.

Oh, my God.

My mind is really not made up right now.

Who would you say had the harshest critiques?

Yara for sure.

They felt like she missed some of the yodels maybe,

and it was face.

I mean, it was just what we saw, too.

Damn.

Well, how do you feel?

Pissed.

I mean...

I really don't know.

I really don't.

Saving myself, I don't have a strategy.

Like, I'm not a beggar, like I always said.

It's not because I'm quitting or giving up.

It's just because I'm not fake.

I'm a fierce fucking queen.

Is there anybody that you felt like

should have been in the bottom that wasn't in the bottom?

I really don't know.

Bitch, can you, like, plead your case, please?

Like, let these people know you wanna be here.

To be honest and to keep it real,

the only thing that I did notice

is that with Yara's performance, your focus was somewhere else.

Yeah.

Did you feel that way or am I...

Oh, no, I totally agree.

Like, my face wasn't there and my head wasn't there.

I was thinking of the bellydancing or it was hard.

I didn't know what camera.

I mean, I didn't give my face.

They loved it from neck down.

Yeah.

And I totally agree.

Okay, girl.

That's it? That's all you got?

Nothing else?

No "I wanna be here," no nothing? Nothing?

This is so crazy.

That didn't help at all. [laughs]

We still fucking confused, bitch.

My sister's gonna have to come harder than this.

Come on, Miss Yara.

How does it feel?

It feels so good!

How are you?

I am... I feel good, but I feel pissed, you know?

Yeah. You've had a ride.

You've been... You were the winner,

then you were in the bottom,

and then you were in the top,

and now you're back here.

But it's so frustrating, because with Shakira,

probably I was inside my head, and all of us are.

And that's hard in a queen.

Right. I mean, I will be honest.

Like, I understand what they were saying about the face

and having to do more.

I know that they were saying

that they wanted to see a little more of Yara, and I see...

And the next time, if I'm here,

just I will get out of my head.

I'll listen.

I will, if you let me. I mean, I will give my all.

I'm happy to hear you say that.

It's frustrating, because I was in this same position last week.

So y'all all know how much I want this.

I don't know how to even do a fucking split.

But if a bitch gotta fall out the sky

and pull a Laganja to go into a half-split,

bitch, at this point, I'm going to.

Like, bitch, I want to be here so bad,

- Like, I literally would. - I believe you.

Being in the bottom makes you feel complete helplessness,

because you have no control over your destiny at that point.

Bitch, I feel like my card just declined.

They gonna, bitch, tell me it's checkout time at any moment.

I guess we gotta go and do the thing, right?

- Let's do it, girl. - I'm ready.

All right.

It's so hard right now,

because both of these girls I absolutely adore.

I'm sorry, baby girl. Love you.

Yara's track record is a little bit stronger,

but she's not really convincing us

that she needs to stay here.

Miss A'Keria is really letting us know

how important it is for her to be here.

Bitch, they done stressed the bitch out so bad

she ain't got no hair on, honey.

How the fuck did I get here again?

But do you have what it takes to stay outta the bottom?

Still fighting.

Oh, it sucks.

You know, last week's decision was super hard for me,

but this week, it's really not as hard.

Love you, girl.

I just feel like A'Keria wanted to be here more.

Ai! I love you. Sorry.

Good luck, sis. Yaw!

See you on the other side, girl.

Damn, I look good.

I am not only looking

at who I want to stay in the competition,

but also who I think the other girls are going to vote for,

because now it is not the time to be the outlier.

I'm going against my heart, but my head is telling me

that this will be the best decision for me to make

for the long haul in this competition.

Welcome back.

Jan, are you ready to meet your opponent?

- I can't wait. - Good.

It's time to present this week's lip sync assassin.

[thunder]

I think it's her.

Would Laganja come back?

Ooh!

Ru-veal yourself!

Who is it? I need to know!

- Oh! - Whoo!

- Mm-hmm. - Body.

Girl, I don't know who...

Who is it?

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

The chicken interferes.

[cheers and applause]

Jessica!

Oh, my God, this is wild. Literally.

Jessica Wild, welcome back.

Thank you, Mama, for having me back.

I'm so excited!

[laughs] I love it!

Jessica Wild from Season 2,

the crocka-crocka-doo.

Ladies, Jessica Wild holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group has voted to send home.

If Jessica wins the lip sync,

that queen gets the chop.

Ladies, are you ready to slay?

- Let's do it! - Yes, Mama!

Two queens stand before me.

Jan, this is your chance to impress me,

win $20.000,

and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Superstar, where you from, how's it going? ♪

♪ I know you got a clue what you're doing ♪

♪ Faking like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em ♪

♪ I know what you are, what you are, baby ♪

♪ Lollipop, must mistake me, you're the sucker ♪

♪ To think that I would be a victim, not another ♪

♪ Say it, play it, how you want it ♪

♪ But no way, I'm never gonna fall for you ♪

♪ Never you, baby ♪

♪ Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer ♪

♪ Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby ♪

♪ You, you, you are, you, you, you are ♪

♪ Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer ♪

♪ Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer ♪

♪ Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer ♪

I am a robot. Malfunction, malfunction.

Blphphphph.

♪ Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer ♪

♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪

♪ I, I know just, just, what you are, are, are ♪

♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪

♪ I, I know just, just what you are, are, are ♪

♪ You say I'm crazy ♪

♪ I got your crazy ♪

♪ You're nothing but a womanizer ♪

♪ Boy, don't try to front ♪

♪ I, I know just, just, what you are, are, are ♪

♪ Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer ♪

♪ Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby ♪

[cheers and applause]

Yo, baby!

Aah!

Whew.

Ladies...

I've made my decision.

Jessica Wild.

Con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby.

Yes! Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

The $20.000 will be carried over,

making next week's tip $30.000.

- Wow. - Whoo!

Jan, you are safe to slay another day.

You may step to the back of the stage.

- Thank you. - Love you, Jan.

Great job, sweetie.

- Congrats. - Thank you.

Will the bottom queens please step forward?

With great power comes great responsibility.

Jessica, which queen has the group chosen

to get the chop?

Mama Ru, the group has spoken,

and the queen they have chosen to get the chop is...

Yara.

As it is written, so it shall be done.

Yara Sofia, you are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Bye! Thank you so much.

- Bye! - Love you, Yara!

I have done so much with RuPaul's Drag Race.

Hey, hey, hey!

But I was not done yet. Fuck you all!

[laughs]

I think the queens know

I have everything to go all the way to the top,

and even win this whole thing,

and it's just an arrow to my heart.

I love you.

Fuck you all. Oh, my God.

Aah!

- That's all she had to say? - Yeah.

I'm kind of sad because I sent home my friend, but...

Thank you for your services, my golden child.

Bye!

- Oh, yes, Jessica! - I love you, sisters!

¡Mucho escándalo!

[all laugh]

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

- Amen! - Amen!

All right. Now let the music play!

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations, you're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

Mm! Bellhop!

RuPaul: Yara Sofia!

Don't echa pa' lante just yet.

It's not over.

This season, there's a game within a game.

You wanna play?

I'm just kidding. Of course I wanna play!

RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge, you need to produce and host

an intimate chat show: Pink Table Talk.

[all laugh]

So you don't think I have high energy?

I think it could be a little higher.

Did you ever have sex in drag?

Kiki definitely had sex in drag,

and I'm gonna keep it real with you.

I used to live my life as a transgender woman,

believe it or not.

Really?

I am 5'4" tall, 253 pounds,

and there is not a day that goes by

that everybody doesn't slide into my DMs and remind me.

It's not to hurt you, it's to heal us.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

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