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Okay, time to eat. Let's see, open the app.

I'm gonna get a double pepperoni pizza.

I order breadsticks and lasagna. New item alert.

Jalapeno breadstick quick bites. Huh, it might be nice

to have something in the salad family.

And do I want dessert? Ooh, I'm gonna be naughty.

Butterscotch patino. Okay, I'm gonna have five. Delivery? Because of that saying, now

please. I don't know what we tell breakfast.

Oh, hey, are you guys early or am I late? No matter.

I have got a real treat for you today.

No, not a treat for you. Okay. Anyway, about that treat.

Can I just say, you will not be disappointed. It's a story about me that

no one's ever heard before featuring someone in my life you've never met.

I don't know about you, but color me and truly.

Oh, yeah, drone delivery. Welcome to the future.

You know, to really understand everything, I'm gonna

have to take you back to where it all began.

No one anything to take away from the flavor of the cheese.

And like every great story it all started.

On a dark and stormy night. Wait here, Junior. I'll be right back.

You want a little more? You are a hungry little guy. You must have been very hungry.

Can I bring you anything else? Yes.

Lasagna? Lasagna for one. You know what? Make it family for us.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Dance. That's too hard to make my face. Oh, no. You're dead.

You take out these babies in your job. Yes.

One family. Yes. I love you. You eat alone too much.

Yeah. You get all the dating apps.

There's a book, Tinder, gluten free singles.

And you should spend serious money. Oh, hey. Well, that was an interesting dinner.

That you had. Well, I guess this is where we say goodbye.

Oh, you're really cute.

But I can't have pets in my apartment. So I'll see you around.

Okay. Go on. Oh, don't cry. Don't cry.

Oh, oh, no, no, no, no. You don't have a home, do you?

And that's how I adopted John. So I moved John out of his apartment, this nice little

two bed, two bed in the suburbs. As soon as he understood the ground rules, well,

as to say, we were living the dream.

And once we were settled in, I even let John get

him. Odie became my most trusted ally. He was kind, gentle, and most importantly, my

unpaid intern. Oh, yeah, as you can see, life here is pretty near perfect.

Oh, yeah, except for time to go to bed.

We're gonna need the big scale. Does she need to announce it to the whole office?

And that's why we should go from Sunday to Tuesday. Okay, where are we?

I think I was meant to be here tonight because

I was meant to meet you. I think we need to

That's what I meant to say.

You had me in the word meant.

Odie, yeah, can you put this back to normal? There you go.

Just let the pepperoni ceiling powers work.

You saw nothing.

Up until that moment, my life was a perfect souffle.

Little did I know it was all about to collapse.

Distract you or max out your credit card by excessively placing online food orders.

Thank you, sir. Your kindness will be rewarded.

What are we feeling like today? French, Italian, Chinese, cupcakes.

Chinese it is.

Odie, save everything from the bottom two shelves into a dumpling.

Light noise. Nothing. Nothing for digestion.

Odie, I'm dreaming again. Slight me across the face.

Nope. Still dreaming. I must be really deep in this one.

What do you mean? What do you mean? You want money?

I don't have any money, okay? Who carries cash anymore?

I've got Josh's credit card number.

Memorize 5-5-5-2-3-5-7-5-5-2-1. Did you write that down?

Exploration mode is 5-5-5!

Oh, the cat is out of the bag.

I really hope this kidnapping plan works or should put us down with our insults and

cutting observations. I think this is a case of mistaken identity.

You must be looking for another gorgeous lovable kitty cat, right?

Hey, where are you going? Come back. Come back.

Odie, I'll handle this. All right, you guys. I'm giving you to the count of three

to get back here and let us down. One, two, three, four, five. I am not kidding here.

Three hundred and eight. Three hundred and nine. Three hundred and nine.

Yeah, they're not coming. Oh, it's over.

Angel. You can eat buffet in the sky.

What? Listen, I'm going to swing you out, cut

your ropes and drop you singing to that landing below.

Wait, what? That seems a tad risky. Is there another plan that doesn't involve

cutting a rope over a 40-foot drop? No, tag.

We got to get out of here before they come back.

We need to go. Come on, Junior. Wait here, Junior. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'll be right back.

You. Hey, Junior. Who is he? This is Vic, my father.

Look, Junior, I know how you might be upset.

Upset? Why would I be upset? You only abandoned me in an alley as a kitten.

I'm probably just overreacting.

No, no, not her. Wait, follow me, Junior.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You lost the privilege

of telling me what to do a long time ago.

Hello, Vic.

Oh, man. Hey, hang in.

Stay down.

You're amazing.

Okay, boys, show me.

Hello, Vic.

Okay.

Hey, Vix. I haven't seen you since. Oh, well. No, I feel it's the right.

Oh, I don't think so.

I'm a hugger.

Part of you wants to be mad at her real

kidnapping us, but you gotta love her energy.

Where am I mad at?

Chop, chop, gentlemen. Look alive.

Oh, perfection. You know, I was so delighted

that you accepted my invitation here tonight.

Well, if throwing us in a burlap sack wasn't exactly an e-bike.

Vic, you're so quiet.

Oh, you feel I'm sad.

You can't cut your tongue.

Would you prefer a new move, sir? Excuse me.

How do you two know each other?

Let me handle this, Junior.

No, don't Junior me. You may call me Garfield, Mr. Garfield, or G-Money.

Okay, whatever. No G-Money. Anyway, can somebody please tell me what is going on?

Really?

I'll take this one.

What?

I'm from a small town outside London that you've probably never heard of.

Oh, I scratched and clawed my way through hard times to come here with one dream.

I wanted to be seen. I wanted to matter.

But I was a failure.

And then I met Vic and his crew.

They were outcasts, losers, thugs.

We didn't have much.

But we had each other.

We became a real family.

Just Vic and family.

I know this is going.

Excuse me, Garcon.

When might we expect appetizers?

Perhaps in a moose-boosh?

Then, why not?

We were about to make our biggest score.

Enough milk to lost us for weeks.

Vic!

Jynx, I tried to come back for you. You have to know that.

Oh yes, you get an A for effort.

What happened next?

Imagine Alcatraz.

But smellier.

It was cold.

And loathier.

And stinky. So very stinky.

I can't overstink that enough.

But it gave me purpose.

I needed to get out.

I just needed help.

So your purpose was to escape jail and get involved with cherries? Nope.

My purpose was...

...repish.

Oh, I see. I went the other way with it.

I'm kidding.

Another cat would be bent on revenge, but I'm...

Ooh, how to put it?

Evolved, compassionate, and incredibly self-actualized.

Bingo!

I had such trouble finding him.

And when I discovered you, or his son,

I had no choice but to kidnap you.

To lure him here.

Listen, I totally get it. It's all part of being associated with Vic.

So, what do you need from him to make this right?

I simply want him to pay back the quart of milk I lost that night.

And we'll call it even.

I can do that.

What he can't do is raise a child.

Just one quart.

Just one quart. Done.

Done.

For every day I was in the country.

What now? Night's twist.

Well played.

How long were you in the crowd again?

Four years, seven months, and two days.

Oh! That long?

Alright, I'm going to do the math here in my brain.

The way you do that is... Odie.

Sixteen hundred and seventy-five quarts of milk.

Exactly right, Odie.

We both came up with it at the exact same time.

What the hell?

Am I going to find that much milk?

Well, I suggest you go back to the place you double-crossed me.

Lactose farms.

Wow.

Well, good luck, Vic.

I'll leave you two to work on this boyfriend.

We'll just see ourselves.

Odie? Ah, no.

You're all going to do this.

What? Why me?

He's the one who abandoned you.

Yes, but this is more than one pet job.

Yeah, but I'm sure Vic has a whole crew of low-life cat burglars he could ask.

No, I'm sure he does.

But if I'm being completely honest, seeing how miserable

you make one another brings me endless satisfaction.

Oh, well, thank you for your honesty.

And if I don't go... You can stay and have a playdate with Roland and Nona.

Okay, boys.

Go play.

Ma'am, I think this is an opportunity to take a deep

cleansing breath and repeat your anger management mantra.

Anyone else have any objections? Nope, I'm good.

Thanks for the opportunity.

Excellent.

Now, you boys have 72 hours...

...or else.

I can't believe this is happening. I don't see you for years.

Yeah, when I do.

You're pulling me into a life of crime.

I had this reunion playing differently in my head, too.

That's the difference between us, because I never wanted to see you with that.

I totally understand your anger, but give me a chance to explain.

You'll see I'm not the bad guy you think I am.

A good guy doesn't leave his kid in an alley.

It wasn't like that.

It was exactly like that.

No, it wasn't. Let me tell you.

No, no. I don't want to hear it.

This whole thing with jinx, this is your mess. Not mine.

Come on, Odie.

Can't let you do that.

We'll be watching you.

Like a hawk.

Wait, not anymore.

Is it today or Monday? Because it feels an awful lot like a Monday.

It's Thursday.

Not to me, it's not.

Look, I know this isn't ideal.

But we have to do this.

So let's just try and make the best of our time together.

Talk of time together.

What are you talking about?

Once we get this note, I want you out of my life.

Forever.

Alright.

Just relax.

Lactose farms have a number of sleepy little mom and pop dairy.

This will be a quick ram and go.

You'll be back home before you do it.

How do we even get to lactose farms?

It's way out in the country.

You ever jumped a train?

I've never jumped.

Well, if jumping a train is too hard, just say it.

How hard could it be? Take that, man.

This is gonna be fun.

Garfield!

Odie!

Hello?

Garfield?

How many times have I told you to close the refrigerator door?

Wait, there's food on the floor.

He's never left food on the floor.

Garfield?

Garfield?

Garfield?

Garfield?

Garfield?

Help me!

How much time is jumping on the train? It's here.

Hold on a sec, I'm just taking in the wind speed,

the direction of the sun and various angles.

Yes, I say we jump the train from right here.

Didn't you just say that?

I've seen it on television a million times.

We'll need a hundred feet of rope.

On the rope, yeah.

On the front? Yeah.

We'll throw the rope over that branch.

Right there.

Got it.

Can you follow me? Alright.

And then, timing it just right.

We swing over as the train passes by and lay it on top of the car.

Boom.

Oh, we can do this.

Oh, jump, boy.

Pardon me.

He wants to help him.

No.

This is how we learned.

I don't know, it's kind of pricey. How does it handle the end? I'll take it.

Free?

I told you this was going to be fun.

You and I have different definitions of fun.

Hello?

Oh, finally, hello.

Hi, yes, great. Okay, my orange tabby and my

dog are both missing, and I need your help.

Come on.

What am I pressing down for a real person?

What?

What?

Garfield, where are you?

You think you can figure this out?

Can't be trusted.

And you gotta keep genius safe.

You gotta figure out a way to get him out of here.

Is it a bird? It hurts.

Ow, you pulled me in here.

Ow, ow, ow.

Oh.

Is it a bug?

A bug?

Ow!

Ow! Ow! Oh, buddy.

Okay.

You know what, Jenny? This is gonna be good for you.

Why don't it be good for me?

What are we doing?

We're about to steal a truck full of milk from a dairy and pay back and drain.

What part of that is going to be good for me? All of it.

You can't even imagine the life lessons you're gonna learn.

Oh, yeah.

Name one.

Well, for starters, you already know how to get on a moving train.

I found it funny.

All I'm saying is that the break into the dairy is gonna take a few skills.

I'm guessing a rounded, much-filled, only pampered indoor cat like you doesn't have.

So we need to toughen you up.

Toughen me up? Hey, I know tough, Vic.

You've obviously never been in an olive garden that's run out of breadsticks.

Anyway, I'm never gonna need those skills you're talking about, but you'll have them.

I'm never gonna break into a dairy or anything else ever again.

You are missing the point. You're going to learn to improvise.

Think on your feet. Develop moves that'll come in handy out there in the real world.

I wouldn't be in the real world if it wasn't for you.

True. You'd still be hanging upside down in the mall.

No, I would be asleep at home, missing out on life altogether.

Look, I'm just the dad trying to teach his son some skills.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't make up for five years of not being around.

Ah, yes, I can. No, you can't. I think I can. In fact, you can. Yes, I can.

You really can. With your attitude, I can't.

Okay, whatever. Dad, wow, great lesson.

I'm not talking to you. You don't know me. You don't know the first thing about me.

I am not ampered. I'm not anything you think I am.

Okay, just go say that blanket is not the best idea.

Ah, fantastic. Thank you. I'll take it from here.

What are you doing?

What did you do? Fuse the chips.

Fighters hate them. See? Another life skill learned.

I think the words you're looking for are thank you box.

No, the word I'm looking for is... Is that stop?

Really? Where?

Oh, you think he'd seen that coming.

Grab and go. Okay. Okay. So they've done a few up races. I was last team.

I've been so dramatic. All we have to do is climb the fence.

Wait, is that Otto?

Otto! Of Otto the death hole?

Uh, no clue what you're talking about. He's one of the mascots of lactose farps.

See? On the side of the barn?

I'll bet he knows how to get into that place.

Leave him alone. Seems to be in a period of meditation.

Or depression.

Yes, he does.

This calls for tact, sensitivity, and diplomacy.

Oh, yeah? Where was I supposed to get that? I have it.

In space.

Watch. Maybe you'll learn something.

Excuse me. You're Otto, right? I'm Garfield.

A pleasure.

Go away.

I just wanted to say I am a huge fan.

I have eaten everything that has a picture of your face on it.

I'm not that guy anymore.

I even love that recalled pro-lone from a few years back.

Yeah. Anyways, here's the thing. Me and my crew back there,

we were in a bit of a bind, got ourselves in a situation.

Long story short, we could use your help.

You're a fan, huh? Oh, yes.

Big time.

Then sing the jingle.

Wow.

I don't really sing on command. I'm not a circus animal.

Sing it.

Really? Sing it.

Black-toes farms. Black-toes farms.

We've got milks, butters, creams, and cheeses.

More spirit.

As much as you want. As much as it pleases.

Lively.

Come take a look and see what we got.

Cause what we got is a whole lot of life.

Bop, chee-bop. Bippity bop, bop, chee-bop.

But taste and goodness is our motto.

But right to you, I am the littler.

What was that for?

I hate that jingle.

You could have just told me to stop.

Let's go.

Kids are waiting.

Oh, he come back. Leave him alone. He might punch you.

What's that?

Ethel?

A few years back, old man Lactose was forced out of business.

The corporation that took over separated me from my Ethel.

Ethel!

You are my dad!

You are my dad!

He was put out to pasture.

She was put on display as part of the tour.

I tried to get in there to break Ethel free, but they stopped me every time.

Now I only see her six seconds, twice a day.

We fear you, Otto.

Let's go, Junior.

We'll find another way to break in there.

What could you possibly want from that place?

Oh, you don't know. A couple of quads a meal.

A couple of thousand quads.

Good luck.

We'll take any help we need you to have.

Pass.

I'm telling you, it's a life or death situation.

And I hope you've notified your next of kin.

What if we can get Ethel out? Or get you a commemorative pin?

Where are we going to find a commemorative pin?

Now pay attention. Here's the perimeter of the plant.

And here are the two places you need to go.

First, the truck with your milk is back here.

And this delicate buttercup is my Ethel, my North Star.

And reason for living is being kept by those barbarians in the petting zoo.

Located here.

This cricket represents the electrical room.

This snail, the refrigeration room.

This toadstool is the loading dock, where you'll find the keys to the trucks.

Hey, where's the pine cone?

The pine cone is the cheese and butter room.

Ooh, cheese is my love language.

Now, for this briefing, I've done a quick reading of your personalities,

and I've chosen tokens to represent each of you.

You are the majestic bullfrog.

Oh yeah, that feels right.

You are the curious and clever chipmunk.

And you... Wait for it.

Are roadkill.

Huh? What?

Oh! No, I get it.

That's a good one, Otto.

Giving you new best friend roadkill.

Seriously though, what's my real token?

That is your real token.

Now, if you have any chance of fixing that...

Dude, can I switch to something living? I'd like the snail or the cricket.

You should have spoken up sooner. At this point, it would be too confusing to switch.

Sooner, but you just told me this five seconds ago.

Come on, roadkill. Focus.

Really? You give back the majestic bullfrog,

you give Odie the curious and clever chipmunk,

and then you give me your new BFF, roadkill.

I mean, it feels disrespectful. I'm not gonna lie.

What makes you think he's dead? My eyes.

I have eyes and can see.

It's a possum. Their masters are playing dead.

Well then, little Daniel dame possum here should do Shakespeare in the park.

Things aren't always what they see.

You're right. But in this case, they are.

What's the big deal? Possums play dead.

Oh, do they, Otto? Do they play dead? Do possums play possum?

Is that what they do?

Yes. Possum's a very clever.

I'm sure he was until the day he ate a pickup truck.

Just ignore him. Please, continue.

I'll just put this back where you had it.

Ooh!

Yeah!

The straightest line to the loading dock is through the snail here.

Then the cricket there, cut through the toadstool and onto the rock.

Each of these rooms have their own set of unique challenges.

Well, why can't we just go straight through the pine cone?

You don't want to go through the pine cone.

Looks like the straightest shot was through the pine cone.

Who's like walking with those feet, do you?

You're a fan of unimaginable pain and misery?

Then go through the pine cone.

Stay away from the pine cone. Got it.

Once you're inside the facility, you will enter the electrical room.

There you will locate the air vent, park the grate, and climb up.

Then you'll crawl through a maze of vents and drop down to the refrigeration room.

Next, you will need to hurl your body over a 30-foot truck into a series of hand runs.

You'll propel yourselves hand over hand and drop down directly into a loading dock.

From there, you'll locate the keys to the milk truck.

Drop that truck to the west pasture of the complex, cut the lock on the gate,

and find the closest thing we have to an angel here on Earth.

You'll escort my sweet Ethel onto the truck and drive her to freedom.

It's going to take mad skills to get that milk and free my dear sweet Ethel.

Clearly, this one's qualified for the mission.

But I have some serious doubts here about all of... this.

He's pointing to you, Ropekill. Let's get to work.

Stupid Ropekill.

Hey! I'm working here!

Definitely a Monday.

Your call is fairly important to us. If you've lost a cat, please press 1.

If your cat is orange, please press 2.

This doesn't really accomplish anything, but gives

you the false sense that we're engaged with you.

Alright, gentlemen, I've made a list of skills that you'll

need to master in order to break into lactose farms.

Number 1, develop lightning-fast reflexes.

You tell Godfrey we'll never play the pasta on the other

side of that wall, and you will see lightning reflexes.

Yeah, no, no, no. Depends what kind of pasta.

This pebble represents danger you may encounter.

You need to grab it before it grabs you.

It grabs me.

Snatch the pebble from my hand.

Too slow!

Ow! What was that for?

Being able to grab the pebble could be the difference between life and death.

Alright, let me try that again.

Ha! Got it!

What was that for?

It's never just about the pebble.

Come on, dear, everyone knows that.

Your kids got to be on a swivel at all times.

You got to be ready for anything.

I was ready.

He changed the game.

Sounds like someone's making excuses.

And what was it about being ready for anything?

You were dissecting me!

Might I suggest putting your head on a swivel?

You should have seen that coming.

Toes on the line, barge a grill and cover your stomach.

There are surprises around every corner at Lacto Farms.

You need to stay alert.

Too slow!

A baby could have seen that coming.

Too slow!

Too slow!

Too slow!

You're never making through Lacto Farms if you can't survive this training.

Are you for real?

What kind of dairy is this?

The kind of dairy that requires teamwork to survive.

Danger could be anywhere, gentlemen.

You've got to be ready to outrun it.

Here comes the pain.

You're confusing me.

I think I'm going to need a ring.

If this is going to work, these two have to be on the same page.

I'm out of ideas.

You got any? I can't believe I'm out in the middle of nowhere getting

beaten up against my will by a former celebrity steer.

Odie, can you tell my son to please stop whining?

Odie, can you tell Vic that I collapsed on this

tree first and that he needs to find another one?

Odie, can you tell my son that I'll gladly find

another one when I get the feeling back in my legs?

Odie, can you tell my father that he wouldn't be lying in pain

if he led a better life and didn't create problems for himself?

Could you please inform my son that he should focus on fixing his own issues?

Odie, quit.

Odie, what are you doing?

After all, I've let you do for me.

What is this?

Hey, watch it!

What's the problem, Vic?

Is this bothering you?

No!

No, mother! No!

No, mother!

I could watch this all day.

Stop pulling!

If I was pulling, you knew it!

Why does everything you do always end up hurting me?

Curt, you!

All I ever did was try to help you!

Oh, you sure? Because every time you're around, it ends up with me and paying off!

Odie, these ropes are not funny anymore now!

Maybe! If you were a little more open to seeing me, they might be better between us.

Oh, you do remember you were the one who left me in an alley, right?

You don't know what we're talking about!

Then please enlighten me.

This is about to get real.

Oh, that's right. You're normally every round to actually defend yourself.

No back door to slink out of this time.

Just you defending me!

Years later, you pulled me into a life of crime.

Well, classic Father of the Year stuff, Dad.

Why would I ever think that seeing you could be anything other than a train wreck?

I did not leave you in that alley!

Oh, you did? You told me you'd come right back. You never did.

No! That is not what happened.

No, please. You're probably on the run from someone like Jinx and I was in the way.

No. No, that night...

That night was different.

Hey, you! You! Get out of here!

Wait here, Julian. I'll be right back.

I never knew.

I know. How could you?

Why didn't you ever come visit me? I did.

Many times I came to knock on your door and

I'd see what a great life you had with John.

So I just thought it was better if I kept my distance.

I sensed a positive breakthrough in your relationship.

Am I wrong? Good.

After an extensive evaluation, I have concluded that

you two are, in fact, ready to move forward with this mission.

We are? How is that even possible?

Mathematically, it isn't. But given your present levels

of incompetence and overall lack of basic skills,

I have determined it would take roughly 17 years

to get you both properly ready for this job.

And since we have less than 48 hours, you've passed.

Congratulations.

Mm-hmm.

She's really losing it.

Yes, what is it?

They're ready to rob the dairy.

Perfect. Oh, everything is going to plan.

It's time to make a call.

Excuse me. You keep that thing on your phones.

That is so disgusting.

You! You dial the number and put me on speaker.

Hello? Black touch bombs.

It's come to my attention that there'll be an

attempt to rob one of your dairy trucks tomorrow.

It's not important who I am or how I came to know this.

Just think of me as a concerned citizen intend on

fulfilling my civic responsibility as well as...

Uh, please?

We may have a situation.

Well, okay, then.

Let's go have a look-see.

This is the third time they've called.

It just sounds like some cat prank calling us.

If it were a dog barking, I'd be on board for a prank.

Some dogs are born from this that they just saw.

Not cats.

Oh, no.

Cats mean business.

I repeat, there will be an attempt to make off with one of your milk trucks tomorrow.

I suggest you take appropriate measures to prevent the sprays from occurring.

Okay, I'm done. Hang up the phone.

Ha ha. What an evil genius I am.

Will that still seem like a prank to you?

Ah, that last one did a little.

What's our next move, Chief?

Our next move is for me to go back to my office and formulate a genius plan.

Can you both get my car back?

Well, well, well. Would you look at that? Marching alone.

We're having company tomorrow.

I guess I better take off my finest china to serve a heap and plate of justice.

What are those for?

Plus to communicate.

Once you're inside, the belly of the beast.

Ah, okay. Don't we need something more like radio headsets? Indoor cat.

These are better.

It just feels like Bluetooth to me better.

These are better than Bluetooth.

These are better than Bluetooth.

They're equal.

And I don't have to pay for the brand.

Go to you, the chipmunk.

Do you copy? Of course you can hear him. He's standing three feet away from you.

Oh, I see you sprung for the binoculars.

Now, we just need to find... a way in.

Anyone ever told you that you take a lot of dramatic pauses when you speak? Yes, sir.

Show yourself.

Today, you will never ever...

Are you kidding me? They actually work? You should think it's a short tank.

Now, remember, the only way to get the keys to the milk trucking free

at the one detected is by sticking to the path I mapped out for you.

If you deviate from that...

Alright, look alive. The electrical access door should be coming up on your left.

Oh, it's this way.

Hey, hello, my friend.

Oh, that is.

Oh, your feet need a deep rinse.

That's the whole book, Junior.

How do you get through this? You're bigger than me.

Am I?

Yes.

Well, the vent doesn't agree.

I'm speaking in your gut.

I am.

Yes, I'm in your gut.

The ball frog. What's happening now?

We fell out of a vent. Into a room that looks like it's full of heavy machinery.

Son of a cud. You and the pine cone.

Jimmy Davis. The perp is the kit.

And this one looks like it could eat us out of business.

Oh, big, big. Look, there's the loading dock.

Don't move.

We're in the middle of the pine cone.

I don't told them to stay out of the pine cone.

Don't stop.

There's a pine cone. I was a bit of a worry ward.

I can walk to the loading dock from here.

Junior! Oh, cheddar.

Probably one of my top 26 favorite cheeses.

What do you think happens when that gets to zero? Oh, frog.

What's happening now?

Bro, do you get carried away into the pine cone? Listen to me.

You have to carry on with the mission.

Get to the loading dock before the workers return from their break.

Or you'll miss your only chance to get that truck.

No! No, no, no, no!

Yes!

Howdy!

Oh, I think somebody fell from the cheddar.

Oh, jump off!

Good idea! Oh, good.

He's safe.

Hang on, wait. Where am I going?

Fondue!

Fondue!

Fondue! Oh, ho, ho.

That was too close even for me.

Thanks.

Couldn't let you have all the fun.

Workers, your break ends in five minutes.

Okay, Otto. We're in the loading dock. Where are the keys?

There should be hanging on a pegboard on the fall wall.

What do you mean we have a problem?

The pegboard's empty.

Now would you look at this.

Three misguided stray pots trying to steal a truck of milk.

Never a dull moment at this, dearie, is there Margie.

Well, you're looking for these, aren't you?

Well, here you go. Hold on.

So how's this gonna play out for us?

The easy way or the hard way?

Oh, just so you know, I'm up for either.

Follow my lead.

Huh?

What?

Who's next, then?

Yes!

Otto, a security guard has the truck keys.

Crazy eyes, tragic sense of fashion.

Yeah, how did you know? Marge Malone.

Otto!

Otto!

She's not just my nemesis, she's also my enemy.

I'll be here by now, but right now, what do we do? Get those keys.

I'll create a distraction so you can get out of there.

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

You see that? That's indoor kid style.

I've already called the pound.

Your days of scenery end today.

Sorry about this.

For what?

What are you doing?

Send security to the loading dock.

You do not want to try me today, mister.

Welcome back.

Victor.

Hey, Jinx. Why are you here? I was bringing this to you.

Why are you? Really?

Yeah, of course I was. That's what we agreed to, right?

So, you and me square now? Not quite.

There's still the matter of those five years I lost because of you.

What? I thought this settled there.

It was never about the milk.

It was about you getting caught trying to steal it and being sent to the pound.

Like I was.

You see, Vic, I needed you to suffer.

Like I did.

Oh, I see.

And I'm guessing you have an idea about how that should happen.

As a matter of fact, I do.

I can't believe he did that.

He ran out and he left me.

Again.

I thought he'd changed, but it was...

It was a lie.

All of it.

How could I have been so stupid?

Oh, come on, kid. Don't beat yourself up.

Vic, man, we've all been burned by Vic.

Oh, yeah, the one thing about Vic you can count on is that you can't count on him.

Tell me about it.

Yeah, I'll tell you about it.

Long story short, we all used to run in the pack until we had to kick him out to crew.

Like I said, couldn't count on him.

Sounds about right.

He'd leave in the middle of a job just to go see his kid.

Yeah, he said he wanted to check up on him.

Make sure he was doing okay.

Forget this, he'd never actually visit.

He'd just sit across the street from his kid's house in a giant oak tree.

That never happened.

He'd watch that kid eat, and eat, and eat, and eat.

He'd put a match in a bar.

And eat every time he was there.

Quiet, man.

Sure he did.

He'd go every Sunday night, rain or shine.

He said that it was his kid's family dinner.

Okay, hate to tell you guys.

I guarantee that never happened.

Okay, you all fell for another one of Vic's lies.

We all have.

Because that's what he does best.

Oi! Oi! How did you get out?

Quick! Get the lock on my cage!

Garfield! There you are!

John!

Take me to my office!

You can't imagine what I've been through.

He has one, too.

Oh, yes I do.

Are you sure he's yours? He didn't have a tag.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, oh, he has a tag.

Huh? I have a collar and a tag?

How long have I had those?

Okay, I'm just gonna need you to hold.

I will not hold! I am done holding!

The John who was on hold is dead! Do you understand? That's right.

I'm back, baby.

I was just talking about you, wasn't I?

Oh, I've missed you, too.

Uh-huh. I've got the gun, guys!

I have a lot to tell you. You're never gonna believe it.

Crazy stuff happened. I slept outside.

Twice! I know! Me!

Oh, I didn't mention this. Can you remember the pin?

Good dog!

Talk later!

I've got the gun, good life!

I've got the gun, good life!

I've got the gun, good life!

I've got the gun!

Say when?

Never, John! Every minute, jeez!

I have two more in the freezer. Let me know when you want them.

I'm gonna go check out the server.

Oh, I apologize in advance. The eating you're about to see will not be pretty.

And if you have young children, this would be a good time for them to leave the room.

Uh-huh! I know, I know.

We're coming back.

I just need to check something out first.

He put a notch in the garden. Every time he was there.

He left a notch.

You know, right? He was here.

He saw me grow up.

Ow, wow, that really stings. I don't know why I didn't think it would.

Hold me a second.

He gloves us! Me first, of course, but then you too! But me a lot! At first!

But if he loves me, us, why would he let me us get captured at the dairy? Unless.

..

He wanted us to get captured!

Yes, he knew that Jinx wasn't gonna let him off the water.

But if we got caught, we'd get sent to the pound and John's gonna get us!

Don't you see? Oh, he was trying to save us!

We have to go save my dad.

And here's your favorite dessert, Mt.

Candy Koma! Guys?

Oh, come on!

What is this?

Have a start for Mama Leone's?

She's a monster.

She's gonna tie him up and take him on a train.

She's going to throw him off to my life bridge!

We're gonna need help. Who can we call?

You've got a lot of waxy build-up. What's your cue, Tim Perdine?

You're right, you're right. We can deal with that situation later.

Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Hello?

Get off the line. This ain't going as for emergency use only.

Otto! Otto? Please, listen. I want to make good on our original deal.

But... but I need a favor first.

Otto, are you still there or are you taking a dramatic pause? I'm listening.

You know, Vic, you only have yourself to blame for this.

Right. Look, there's got to be some way for me to make this, right?

May I know we can pick up something? Oh, there is.

And you will.

On time, Vic, we jump off right as the train gets to the bridge.

Correct. Chipmunk will be waiting for you.

Confirm your status, Chipmunk.

If you don't jump right as the train gets to the bridge, you'll miss the net.

Got it. It's getting close.

Have you considered throwing a rope over a branch

and just swinging onto the passing train instead?

You watch too much TV.

I've never watched TV.

Well, this way is much better than your rope idea.

Better than the versatile, reliable rope.

Look, I've studied the science. I know what I'm doing.

And you think you can battle these villains on your own? Oh, yeah.

I have a plan.

Odie, make the order.

Now get ready to fling me in the direction of that moving train.

Get ready.

If I don't make it back, tell my story.

Rokio, you're too hot. You're gonna miss it.

No, no, this is how you do it. It's called the Ricochet approach.

It won't be long now. I can't tell you how excited I am for what's about to happen.

Dad, I'm here to rescue you.

No, no, no, no, no, Junior. Get out of here.

When I tell you we're gonna jump on the train, you have

to leave me and come these charges and turn around.

Let me attack you.

You're ruining everything.

This way.

You were half way through. Get them.

It's coming up. We gotta get to the Davos now.

Just follow my lead.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oi, Kiki, did you expect to take us all by yourself?

No, I brought takeout.

I never understood the purpose of salad until this exact moment.

Go, go, now!

Get out of here!

Yeah, in case you were wondering, I do my own stunts. Me.

And Tom Cruise.

Junior!

I can't do my turn.

Rocho!

I'll catch you!

What do we do now? We do this.

See you, everyone.

Rocho, the net is too tight!

I heard!

Back! Now where were we?

No, no, don't throw them over just yet!

I want to find the perfect place for them to make their biggest splat.

Hey, Junior! Junior, Junior!

Get ready! Almost there!

Sorry, my rescue didn't work out.

No, you gave me another chance.

That's all that matters.

Now! Now! Drop them now!

What are you waiting for?

Their love for one another indicates that despite their current circumstance,

they are at peace because they are together.

So?

If the point of your revenge was to hurt them... It has done the opposite.

It's actually textbook irony!

And we're no longer comfortable with your plan.

Look, you two are still as weak as you were when I found you snivelling in the pound.

No one will adopt us. I never grew into my goals.

I hide behind them because I'm socially awkward.

Please, somebody loves me, even if I can't stand still for more than

ten seconds and have the attention of that of a bloody goldfish!

We did everything you ever asked of us.

I'm spiked with this ridiculous accent to make me feel more hung.

But no more! I'm New York, loud and proud.

I love myself the way I am. And I'm a big brave boy, baby!

I've been working on my attention span.

Is that a higher point?

You two!

I'm just saying, it's someone else with a...

softing thing. You have a beautiful body, sir.

Whoa! Oh, dear! First it'll.

.. reliable.

There's something about your cadence that really throws me, but thank you.

Tossing me off the train. Did not see that coming.

But when you live in the wild, you gotta keep your head on a swivel.

Right.

Hey, it's basic outdoor cat 101. And that had bird poop on it.

Hey, you good roadkill? Not quite.

There's one last thing to take care of.

Cut to.

It was a dark and foggy night.

The air was damned heavier than a broken heart.

On nights like this, you can't swing a cat without

hitting shady characters making shady deals all over town.

Oh, but this night was going to be different.

Justice was about to be served with the helping of retribution on the side.

Is that...

the package? It is.

But we have a deal.

No one will come looking for her.

Nope. I did what you said.

I burned her paperwork, and then shredded it, and burned it some more.

It's like she never existed.

Except for the image of her face on millions of dairy products.

This... never happened.

I'll grieve.

Oh, save it, cat fancy. I know you planned the milk track heist, and

then tried to throw those innocent cats off on training to cover it up.

The boys told me everything.

You are my day.

You are my night.

What?

Well, this is us. Right.

You're home.

I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for?

For misjudging you.

Oh. Well, thanks.

Well, I just wanted to apologize to you for everything.

Everything bad that happened to us the last three days.

You know, you had your hand on a few bad decisions back there, too.

But... Yeah, I'm sorry for dragging you into my world.

This is where you belong.

Here was John, and... What's your name again? Oda? So, um.

..

Yeah, I should go.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, unless you'd want to come in.

Nah, nah, nah. I don't think that would work.

I'm an outdoor cat.

Sure. Sure.

No, I just figured... No, no, no, I get it.

But you know, I got this thing on the other side of town I gotta go do, so...

No, I'm very busy, too.

So you're around then?

You know where to find me.

In the kitchen.

Well, thank you.

And remember... Stay out of the fire cold.

What? You heard him.

He's for the best.

Mom!

They're back!

What is going on?

Are you okay?

I was so worried.

I was gonna add more locks to the door, you know, try to keep you in.

But then I thought, well, what if they wanted to be outdoor pets?

Do you want to be free range?

Oh, I really miss you guys.

And I gotta say, it's great to be together again.

The whole entire family.

You have no idea what the last few days have been like.

Phone calls the whole time.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Don't worry.

Give me that.

Pass him a stain.

You wanted to leave.

You heard him.

He said he had to...

Fine.

He should be right back.

Wait!

Wait!

What?

Am I using trigger words that I'm not aware of?

So you coming in, or do we have to bring food up there to you?

I'll come to you.

I just need to finish something up here.

Those notches show how much you love me.

Is that what you think they mean? Yeah.

I was just counting how many slices of them was I knew you ate.

My medium is cuisine.

My colors are flavors.

My palate is my palate, if you will.

Ahh.

Dinner is served.

Wow, sir, I didn't know you could cook.

Ah yes, pasta is my age, and dinner plates my canvas.

Oh, that's where that went.

Are that worse?

Thank you, Garfield.

Is he going to be coming around for dinner often? Yeah.

He's family.

What?

Why do I have a takeout bill for 6,000 drone deliveries?

Shh.

No, no, no, no, no.