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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,020 Good afternoon, dear passengers. 2 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,720 I hope you're having a good time 2 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:43,320 and enjoying your trip. 2 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,520 So you don't get bored on your journey, 3 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,220 please listen to a song by Valery Kipelov 3 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,220 "I am free". 4 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:07,420 Above me is silence 5 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,930 A sky full of rain 6 00:01:11,430 --> 00:01:14,400 The rain is getting through me 7 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,510 But the pain's gone 8 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,240 In the cold whisper of the stars 9 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:24,840 We burned the last bridge 10 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:28,260 And everything went down into the abyss 11 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,640 I'm going to be free 12 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:34,880 From evil and from good 13 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:39,570 My soul was on the razor's edge 14 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:43,200 I am free 15 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,880 Like a bird in the skies 16 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:49,730 I am free 17 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:53,680 I forgot what fear is 18 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,310 I am free 19 00:01:57,810 --> 00:02:01,020 Just like the wild wind 20 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,050 I am free 21 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:07,510 I'm awake and not asleep 22 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:08,910 Mister! 22 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:11,910 Mis-ter! 23 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:13,910 Your ticket. 24 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:19,910 -Are you deaf? -Hey, buddy! Are you deaf? 25 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:23,910 Your ticket. 26 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:29,110 -Deaf-mute. -What do we do? 27 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:30,900 Forget it. 27 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:33,600 Messing with these disabled is nothing but trouble. 28 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,910 Well, disabled, will we pay the fine? 29 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,620 We will not. 30 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:55,910 Hands off! Take your hands off! 31 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,640 I am free 32 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:03,770 Happiness is behind the mountains 33 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,820 Hello. Beer. And open it, please. 34 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,080 Thank you. 35 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,600 Happiness is not behind the mountains 36 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,020 Did you study somewhere? 36 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,220 Biology Department, Ural University. 37 00:03:42,310 --> 00:03:44,230 Your last job? 38 00:03:44,530 --> 00:03:48,620 Registrar, technical library at the ship repair yard. 39 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,620 And why were you made redundant? 40 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,860 No shipyard - no library. 41 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:59,370 Well, what subject can you teach? 42 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:03,420 Biology, botany, zoology, chemistry... 43 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,320 The thing is, we already have teachers in these subjects. 44 00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:11,150 But we have no one to teach geography, Roza Borisovna. 45 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,840 For half a year now. 45 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:15,840 But we can not hire someone without 46 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:20,530 a teaching qualification and any knowledge on the subject. 47 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:23,600 Roza Borisovna, I'll be glad to familiarize myself with this subject. 48 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,600 Well, biology and geography are pretty much the same thing. 49 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,440 After all, you are the headmaster - you decide. 49 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,340 No, no! I'm just a manager! 50 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,440 And you are the deputy head teacher. 50 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,340 You're an effective manager. 51 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:41,280 Tell me, do you have any idea of the teacher's job, of adolescent psychology? 52 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,860 I have a daughter. 53 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:48,080 And do you even know who discovered the North Pole? 54 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:52,080 ...Nansen. 54 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,080 A...Amundsen. 55 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,620 Or, maybe, Andersen? 55 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,520 I'll learn, Roza Borisovna. 56 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,620 Hardly, because nobody knows. 57 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:04,770 For me, everything is clear, Anton Antonovich. 58 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:09,110 I think so too, Roza Borisovna, moreover, in one day before the beginning of the 2nd semester 59 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:12,440 you won't be able to find a geography teacher, especially a man. 60 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,510 Write an application, Victor Sergeyevich. 60 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:17,410 Thank you. 61 00:05:17,510 --> 00:05:19,510 Can I have a pen? 62 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,000 Geographer drank away the globe 63 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,600 No, I counted. 63 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:46,560 If I don't drink, smoke, eat, 64 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:50,660 and put away all the money, i'll have enough to buy 65 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:52,560 a domestic car 66 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:55,730 in 152 years. 67 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,390 He's been fishing, you see. Breadwinner. 68 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:12,930 Been drinking all weekend, and now he's telling me he's been fishing. 69 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,470 And where's the fish? 69 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,470 Pudzhik ate everything, rascal! 70 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:25,510 Then let Pudzhik do your laundry. 71 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,880 The washing machine is a fossil. I'm embarrassed to invite people over. 72 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,550 Why are you silent? 73 00:06:36,970 --> 00:06:40,570 Well, Nadezhda Vasilievna, Your misery is over. 74 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:42,140 I got a job. 75 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,840 At school. Not a janitor! 75 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,730 Geography teacher. It is noble. 76 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:52,930 Now we're going to live large. That's like 7 thousand? 8? 77 00:06:53,110 --> 00:06:55,680 I'll buy forty pairs of tights 78 00:06:56,170 --> 00:07:00,950 I'll recognize my sweetheart by the tights. (mimics a folk song) 79 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,200 You're a clown. 79 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:08,000 She wears them in summer and in winter too. 79 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:11,460 I do not understand... How did I marry you? 80 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,570 - For love, Nadya... - Sure? - I can remember. 81 00:07:14,570 --> 00:07:16,570 And what I remember is getting knocked up. 82 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,680 Miserale looser! The rug fell down. 83 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:32,040 Mom, where do dinosaurs live? 83 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,040 Nowhere. 84 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,040 On our balcony. 85 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:39,240 And dad said they're all extinct. 86 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:41,240 One, unfortunately, remains. 87 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:47,240 - Mom, the phone. - I'm not blind. 88 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:54,260 - For you! - For us? Thank you. 89 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,440 Attentively. 89 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:58,640 Mr. Sluzhkin? 89 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,440 - Yes. Who is this? - Tax police! 90 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:04,440 Look to the right! To the other right! Blind! 91 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,280 It's me, just across from you! 92 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,280 Budkin! 92 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,180 Bastard! 93 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,510 Vitus! My boy! 93 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,510 Come on in. 94 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:22,220 Nadiusha, this is the Budkin. My best deskmate. 95 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:26,220 And now, the best housemate! Maxim. 96 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:30,010 Vitus, can I use you bathroom? 96 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,110 I'm having my plumbing changed. 97 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:37,450 Wait, a housemate? You moved to Moscow 100 years ago. 98 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,260 Moscow is not made of rubber. 99 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:47,160 I was taking over the classroom from the deputy head teacher today. 100 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,860 17 globes, Perm region map, 101 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:53,640 And a portrait of our commander-in-chief! That's all. 102 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,640 You don't need anything else. 103 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:01,630 Don't worry, Vitus. If they kick you out for incompetence, 104 00:09:01,730 --> 00:09:06,170 well, I'll take you as my suckretary. 105 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,170 I hesitate to ask. What do you do? 106 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:12,170 I am a corrupt official. 107 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:15,370 Got it. The same idiotic jokes as my husband's. 108 00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:20,260 He's not kidding, he's confessing. Budkin is a big figure now! 109 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,970 Assistant to the deputy of the region. He'll be in charge of our culture. 110 00:09:25,070 --> 00:09:28,350 Plus a small construction firm in the stepfather's name. 111 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,710 - See? All pluses. - Not like us. Right, Viten'ka? 112 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:36,130 Hello! Budkin is a swindler and I'm to blame? 113 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:41,330 You're just a slacker, Vitus. All you do is babble. Tatochka, am I right?! 114 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:45,420 Uncle, I see you for the first time and you're alrady calling me Tatochka! 115 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:49,550 Look, Vitus, your genes. A copy! 116 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,170 God forbid! 117 00:09:57,579 --> 00:09:59,621 You broke it again... 117 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,180 My God. 117 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,680 Yes, it's me. 118 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,220 I've missed you. 119 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,170 Listen. 119 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:48,170 I've long wanted to offer you... 120 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:53,140 Let's finish with this. 121 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,240 It'll be more fair. 122 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,750 It's not interesting to me. 123 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,540 I don't want you. 124 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,370 And I do want you. 125 00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:09,640 Find a lover and 'want' her. 126 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:11,640 Just so I don't know. 126 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,640 I don't want to find nobody. 127 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,570 Yeah, you don't want anything in life! Absolutely! 128 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:20,040 And I don't need anything from you either. 129 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,880 And I do not love you. 130 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,880 And I do. 131 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,080 Please! 132 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,680 Vitya. 133 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:47,240 Go sleep on the armchair... I beg you. 134 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,350 Good. 134 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,650 The morning is wiser than the evening. 135 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,950 It's not. 136 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:08,430 - Guten Tag, Kira Valeryevna! - Hello. 137 00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:29,950 - You see the new geographer? - You bet. - And what is he like ?! 138 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:31,950 I would! 139 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:54,050 New Mrs. Geography Teacher! 139 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,430 Well, hello 10 'A' ! 140 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:42,130 People, look the geographer disappeared. 141 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,130 The geographer's gone! Holed up! 141 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,130 Get out! 142 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:45,270 I'll show you! Look! Ready, let's fly! Huhuu! 143 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,010 -Vitya... -Sasha... 144 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,350 Geography. 145 00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:01,600 I've always been bad at geography. 146 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,400 The capital of China? Rome. It's probably because I'm a woman? 147 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,530 Geographic imbecility is not gender-specific. 148 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:13,950 If I could just get away from this imbecility. 149 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:16,080 I'm full of it up to here. 149 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:18,380 Get away then! I guess, there's no lack of suitors? 150 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,040 I'd kill them all! 150 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,040 What suitors, Vit'! 151 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,620 15 women per one watchman. 152 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,860 Actually, there's one guy hitting on me. 152 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,260 Who? 153 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,800 A cop. 153 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,800 What a disgrace! 153 00:16:38,189 --> 00:16:40,314 Go to dad, Tata. 154 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,170 Alexandra Stepanovna, may I leave earlier today? 155 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,120 You may not! 155 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,620 Not all the children have been picked up! 156 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,370 I said! 157 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:53,370 I wrote a letter to Budkin. 158 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:57,580 And I am your carrier pigeon! 158 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:58,880 An owl! 159 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:03,370 I wanted over the Internet, but ... a real letter is somehow... Want me to read? 160 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,800 - No need. - Your opinion is very important to me. 161 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,950 Maxim! 162 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:11,860 I'm very tired without you. I think our quarrel 163 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,400 was just a misunderstanding, an accident. 164 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,400 It started over nothing. If you think I'm to blame - 165 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,870 then I agree, and I apologise. You're very dear to me and I need you! 166 00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:24,970 I'll wait for you forever. Come! 167 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,860 What do you say? 168 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,780 Laconic, poetic. 168 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:36,480 Dracula would've burst into tears. But not Budkin. 169 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:43,370 You're very dear to me and I need you! I'll wait for you forever. Come! 171 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,310 - Tell me how he reacts? - Uhu. 172 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:54,800 No, Vitus. I need a different kind of woman. 173 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,800 Sashen'ka... Sashen'ka, you know... 174 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,040 She would love anyone. Even with a naked butt and in a shack. 175 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:04,040 Shows up at my place in Moscow. 176 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,840 "Maxim, I can't live without you!" 176 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:08,040 And I have 3 chicks on my balance sheet. 177 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:09,800 You know. Some hanky-panky at night. 177 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,540 And in the morning - "Come on!.. To Perm'... Home... By plane..." 178 00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:26,160 But if I'm the one with a naked butt, I'll stop respecting myself. 179 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,630 Know what kind of woman I need? 179 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,930 That appreciates the worldly goods too. 180 00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:32,830 But doesn't chase them. 180 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,930 But still appreciates them! 181 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,030 Then search! 182 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,930 For the eaten borsch... 182 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:44,930 O! By the way. Let's eat something, eh? 183 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,910 Thanks, man. Won't bite. 184 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:53,910 For baiting. 185 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,140 Nadyush, hi. When is the lunch? 186 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:16,000 Easy, easy! Is this a restaurant or something? 187 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,780 I didn't cook anything. 187 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,880 You know - I live alone. 188 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,350 Nobody to love me. To feed me, to do the laundry. 189 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:26,350 Why don't you bring me your socks. 190 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:33,110 Listen, Vitus. Do you have any dry socks? Mine are wet. 191 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,110 Look in the closet. 192 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,080 Hey, kid! 193 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,940 Stop digging in my underwear, you freak! 193 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,440 Nadyush, he had the wrong shelf. 194 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,150 Let him do it at home! 195 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,150 Nor shame, nor conscience. 195 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,130 - Come on, Nadyush. - Get the paws off. Get him out. 196 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:10,370 - Nad'... - Get him out, I told you! 196 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,570 - Nad'... - What "Nadya"? 197 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,510 In our own home: can't nor sigh nor fart. 198 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:19,150 He checked in here, eats like a horse. 199 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:26,680 There's no water anyway. 200 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,420 Okay... I'll step out for 20 minutes. 200 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,620 I'll be back for lunch. 201 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,580 If she breaks your skull, 201 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,260 at the Last Judgment I'll swear 201 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,260 you'd fallen and cracked it yourself. 202 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,210 What a hubby. 202 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,510 Someone is groping his wife, 203 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:20,050 and he's standing there like a lemon. 203 00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:22,750 Doormat. 204 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,460 He'll be undressing me tomorrow and you won't even squeak. 204 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,460 I'll squeak. 205 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:49,350 Nadyush, don't be so upset. 206 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,400 All is not lost yet. 207 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,200 You are young, beautiful. 208 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,860 It didn't work out with me - it will with someone else. 209 00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:07,430 Whom will I find in this hole... 210 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:11,600 - And with a child. - You'll find somebody. 211 00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:14,260 Not a doormat. 212 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,680 Maybe I should look for a new husband for you? 213 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,400 I have no one. Except Budkin. 214 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:28,400 -Can't stand that bastard. -He's not a bastard, he's a good man. 215 00:22:29,110 --> 00:22:32,400 Its just ... Money and girls spoiled him. 216 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,370 I do not understand. What do they see in him? 217 00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:38,970 All the same: car, apartment, bed 218 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,950 Nice kit. 218 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:43,850 Nadyush, 219 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:46,940 you have it all now, excluding a car, at your full disposal. 220 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,840 I knew you would say so. 220 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,840 Guys, I'm back. 221 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,840 222 00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:03,240 As an apology. Porto. Portuguese. 223 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,240 Straight from Barcelona. 224 00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:8,370 Barcelona is in Spain. 225 00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:11,799 You know better, you have a geographer for a husband! 225 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:14,310 We are having a wake for him, 226 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:17,020 and he turns up with a bottle! 227 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:23,360 Open the map! 228 00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:28,150 Let's try to divide the territory of our coutry into economic zones. 229 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,698 Hey. What was that? 230 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:33,510 Imagine they gave you our country as a present 231 00:23:33,611 --> 00:23:37,020 and you started to revive production. 232 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,120 Are we writing again? 232 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:42,220 We wrote in literature, we wrote in English, we can't take it anymore! 233 00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,510 You ruined everything and we have to revive? 233 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:45,910 Surname? 234 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,250 Chebykin. 235 00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:50,200 Chebykin, look in the textbook. Is my surname there? 235 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,600 Don't look up. It's not there. So you're asking the wrong person. 236 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,970 - Gradusov, you asleep? - I'm not interested. 237 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,730 - And who is interested? Maybe me? - Then quit. 238 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:05,770 Yeah? And you will feed my kids and my dear old mom? 239 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:07,120 I will. 239 00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:09,820 Let's put it this way: you give me money, 240 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,620 everybody gets an A, 241 00:24:12,710 --> 00:24:15,310 and is free to get the hell out of this lesson. 241 00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:17,510 Yeah! Yeah! 242 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:21,020 Put out a grand per desk! 242 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,020 -What? -That's it! 243 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,130 Write down: an economic region 244 00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:32,840 is a region where a specific branch of industry dominates. 246 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:35,550 And what is the dominant branch here? 246 00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:37,550 Prostitution! 247 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:42,130 What do you know about that, Gradusov? Share your personal experience with us. 248 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,720 What are you grinning about, jerks? 248 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,020 What plant do we have on the Kama River? 249 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:50,170 Transport machine building. 250 00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:52,170 Excellent! Bonus. 251 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:02,650 Are you new? 252 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,800 No, Victor Sergeyevich, you're new. And Masha has been here since the first grade. 253 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,800 What is your name? 254 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:12,000 Bolshakova Masha. I was ill. 255 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,020 Very good. 255 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,620 That time of the month! 256 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,370 Gradusov! F! 257 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,080 Awesome, isn't it? 258 00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:32,110 And what's so awesome about it? 258 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:34,310 Naden'ka, what do you know, huh? 259 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,910 It's so beautiful in the summer. Greenery. 260 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,440 Me and the boys always swim here naked. 261 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:43,260 Wieners out, he-he. 261 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,060 Just smart enough for that. 262 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:48,360 Mind you - you start drinking vodka, I'm not going back with you. 263 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:49,860 There you go again? 263 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,960 You put meat on the skewers. 264 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,140 I'll be back in three second. Wood is ready. 265 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,840 Help mom. 266 00:25:58,050 --> 00:26:00,530 You think I'm your housewife, Budkin? 267 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:04,040 What did you expect? Men hunt mammoths 268 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,660 and women keep the fire in the hearth. 269 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:08,900 Let's look at the ships. 270 00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:14,330 Careful! 270 00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:17,330 As if I've never cut wood. 271 00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:21,680 Here we are. 272 00:26:35,770 --> 00:26:38,470 Here Nadyush, I poured us one each. 273 00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:43,020 We are so grateful to our cooks, For feeding us with tasty foods. 273 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,420 Take it. 274 00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:11,100 Quiet! 275 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:15,030 Trimester is almost over and you all have lots of D's. 275 00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:16,930 Then put us all A's! 276 00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:21,820 - Gradusov! - What? - Get up. - Why? - Get up, I say. 277 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,770 And stand for the whole lesson. Write down the topic. 278 00:27:29,770 --> 00:27:34,530 Main industries in the petrochemical complex. 279 00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:37,200 - And how am I supposed to write? - With your butt upside down. 280 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,000 New technology! 280 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,040 Barmin, get up. 281 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,040 It's Barmin. 281 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:44,350 - F. - For what? 282 00:27:44,919 --> 00:27:47,199 - It's unfair, somehow! - Get up. 282 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:49,510 Name? 283 00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:51,860 - I forgot. - What is his name? 284 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:54,970 - Celentano. - Mitrofanova. - Vorobyov. 285 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:56,200 Vorobyov - F! 286 00:27:56,599 --> 00:28:00,919 Don't give an F to Vorobyov, he's in the hospital. This is Chebykin. 286 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,060 - Shut up, hen! - You're a hen! 287 00:28:03,550 --> 00:28:05,130 Chebykin - F! 287 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,730 - And maybe I should stand too? - You will. 288 00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:12,130 -Lawlessness! -Gradusov! D. Put the diary on my table. 289 00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:15,280 - I forgot it at home. - Go home, get the diary, idiot. 290 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,280 I'm fine here. 291 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,060 Open up, Geographer! It will be worse! 292 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,240 Write down the topic of the lesson. 293 00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:39,599 Geographer drank away the globe! 293 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,440 May I? 294 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,860 Of course, Kira Valeryevna, come in. 295 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:58,400 But I should remind you that the teachers' council 296 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,680 starts for everyone at the same time. 297 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,170 I apologise. 298 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,599 Second. Systematic tardiness... 298 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,440 Victor Sergeyevich, I was talking to you. 299 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,440 Yes... Attentively... 300 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,440 Guess the riddle, Kira Valeryevna! 301 00:29:39,950 --> 00:29:43,680 It opens and closes, a hat breaks. 302 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,680 My daughter invented it. 303 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,040 The minute has passed. Correct answer: umbrella. 304 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,970 - Not by car today? - You too. 305 00:29:56,970 --> 00:30:00,770 Well, the trick did not work. Then, a direct question. 306 00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:02,480 May I walk you home? 306 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:04,480 And your daughter won't cry? 307 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,480 She is not used to it. Do you have children? 308 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,850 You want to know if I'm married or not? 309 00:30:09,950 --> 00:30:13,110 I want to know it so badly I just can't sleep at night! 310 00:30:13,210 --> 00:30:15,110 Sleep tight, I'm not married. 311 00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:22,400 I don't know why, but that's exactly what i thought. Now I won't fall asleep at all! 312 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,850 What subject do you teach? 312 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,150 German. 313 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:33,420 Optional course. 314 00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:38,170 So that's why you're so elusive. 315 00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:44,440 - And you teach literature? - Geography, forgive me, God! 316 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,280 I heard you were selling grades for one thousand rubles. 317 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,040 I tried my best, you know the rest. 318 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,250 You're self-critical, I admit. 319 00:30:53,639 --> 00:30:57,959 To make fun of yourself means deprive others of this opportunity. 319 00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,370 Want to hear my poems? 319 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,270 There's a green oak by the bay 320 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,380 -No, I don't, thank you. -As you wish. 321 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:08,530 - My name is Victor Sergeyevich. - I remember. 322 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,220 Well, here we are. Thank you. 323 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,570 Can I ask one more direct question? 324 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:24,080 I have neither tea nor coffee at home. 325 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:31,110 Martian... 326 00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:37,640 Idiot! 327 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:11,140 I will never be late again! 328 00:32:13,150 --> 00:32:15,390 Dad's word of honor. 329 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:29,100 Hello, Victor Sergeyevich! 330 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:45,370 See? You're getting better at it. 331 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:48,880 Yes. 332 00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:53,399 Tell them we don't have another hall. Only Philharmonia. I've never even heard this name. 333 00:32:53,770 --> 00:32:56,800 I got it. Easy, easy, easy! 334 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,800 All right, bye! 335 00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:06,570 Ministry of Health warns: smoking leads to impotence. 336 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:08,570 Give up on this, Vitus 337 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:12,660 Otherwise it will hang at 'half past five'. 338 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,370 Soon tobacco will go up tenfold. 339 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,370 They said it from above. 340 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:22,710 I'll smoke dry leaves then. 341 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:25,510 Or tea. Remember in third grade? Nadyush, 342 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,570 Vitus and I in third grade smoked two packs of tea! 343 00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:33,110 - Georgian? - Ceylon! And then vomited from the ninth floor. 344 00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:37,640 And where is Tata? Tata! Let's go! 345 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:51,600 Yelisei, not loosing courage, To the Wind's abode now hurried. 346 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,880 "Wind, O Wind! Lord of the sky! 347 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:59,370 Herding flocks of clouds on high, Stirring up the dark-blue ocean, 348 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:03,770 Setting all the air in motion. Unafraid of anyone 349 00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:06,620 Saving God in heav'n alone. 350 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,110 Surely you'll not grudge an answer? Tell me, did you ever chance to 351 00:34:11,410 --> 00:34:15,950 See the Princess I revere? I'm her fiance". "O hear!" 352 00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:20,000 Said the Wind in turmoil blowing. 353 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,350 Where a quiet stream is flowing... " 354 00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:29,280 Turn off the light and quietly go to sleep. 355 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,270 "Stands a mountain high and steep." 356 00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:37,640 I remember it without the light. 357 00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:45,200 "In it lies the cavern deep. 358 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,520 In this cave in shadows dismal 359 00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:54,930 Sways a coffin made of crystal. 360 00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:58,930 Hung by chains from pillars six. " 361 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,520 -Victor Sergeevich... -Kira Valeryevna. 362 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:12,350 -What, again a direct question? -I'd like to invite you to my B-Day. 363 00:35:12,350 --> 00:35:15,060 -Birthday? -Yeah. Saturday night. Will you come? 364 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:18,220 -Will anybody else from school be there? -Good morning, Victor Sergeevich. 365 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:22,220 -Just you and me. -What size is your head? 366 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:24,220 Not measurable. 367 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:29,470 So, will you come, no? 368 00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:45,860 Victor Sergeyevich, want me to fetch you a brewski? Be back in a jiffy. 369 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,040 Next time. The topic of the lesson. 370 00:35:48,930 --> 00:35:51,540 Get your stuff, we're going to the port. 371 00:35:51,930 --> 00:35:54,540 /Topic: This is our homeland, son!/ 371 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,510 Don't fall behind! 372 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,970 Victor Sergeyevich, have you been anywhere else outside of Perm? 373 00:36:00,970 --> 00:36:04,080 I went here and there, but a long time ago. 374 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,800 Take us somewhere, for example, to the south. 375 00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:11,330 - No, fathers. The south is not within our budget. - And what is within our budget? 376 00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:15,330 -Can't you see it's winter now? -We'll go in the spring, on May holidays! 377 00:36:15,330 --> 00:36:18,440 They'll let us go, they'll be only glad to get rid of us. 378 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:23,600 Deal. Your next essay will be on this topic. 379 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:26,620 Who gets an A, I'm taking them on a hike. 380 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:29,910 An A? That's a rip-off. 381 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:34,040 Today we’ll talk about navigation on the Kama. 382 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:38,620 I warn you, this is not in the textbooks. 383 00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:41,330 What do we need your navigation for then? 384 00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:46,000 -The reason is that we live here, Ovechkin. -In the ass of the world. 385 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,840 You live here if you like, and I'm out of here after school. 386 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,470 Ovechkin is going to Hollywood. Dreams of becoming Brad Pitt. 387 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,840 Will Smith. 387 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,840 Hollywood is, no doubt, a sacred ideal. 388 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,930 So, the Kama... 389 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,680 Last one is a fool! 390 00:37:56,660 --> 00:38:02,970 The world's first steamboat was built on the Hudson River in eighteen hundred - something, 391 00:38:02,970 --> 00:38:05,640 and only 10 years later 392 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:11,770 here, on the river Kama, the first Russian steamer appeared. 393 00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:16,530 -Well, Mashen'ka, everyone run away? -Victor Sergeyevich... 394 00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:20,530 No offence. They just don't care. 395 00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:25,370 -And you? -Do you care about it yourself? 396 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:29,370 A river like a river. Sure, beautiful... 397 00:38:32,530 --> 00:38:34,570 How can I explain, Masha? 398 00:38:34,570 --> 00:38:37,070 You know, 399 00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:41,700 you and I, we live here in the midst of a huge continent. 399 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:44,130 We can say, in its very heart. 400 00:38:46,970 --> 00:38:49,180 Here on the river 401 00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:52,170 you feel like you're kind of at the end of the world. 402 00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:58,750 You could sit in this boat and sail down the river. 403 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,530 Sail, sail, sail. 404 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,130 And get 405 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:12,130 to Australia, for example. Get the picture? 406 00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,310 What does it look like? 406 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,310 Like Sun. 407 00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:33,310 Like eternal explosion. 408 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,150 What can I give you - I don't know. Your road of life has just begun! 409 00:39:56,620 --> 00:40:00,570 With all my heart I hope you will Befriend yourself a decent girl! 410 00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,570 -Happy birthday, Vityuha! -Thanks. 411 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:09,240 -You've had enough, drunkard. -Take care of your son, woman. 412 00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:12,240 -Vitya, come on, get up, let's dance. -Wait a second. 412 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,800 -What? -Listen... 413 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:19,860 -That chick.. -Kira Valerievna. 414 00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:22,310 And how about her? 414 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,310 Nothing. Won't put out. 415 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:26,380 Maybe you didn't ask properly. 415 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:28,880 I even asked in German. She's a German teacher. 416 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880 Vitya! 417 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:32,880 Give it a try... 417 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:37,710 Shoo! Shoo! 417 00:40:39,710 --> 00:40:42,710 -Little house. -We are in the house! 418 00:40:50,170 --> 00:40:53,220 Guten Tag! We haven't been introduced... 419 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:57,220 Maxim Vadimovych. Maxim is fine too. 420 00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,220 Shall we dance? 421 00:41:02,319 --> 00:41:06,759 ...we just stand there in the cold... minus 40... five hours in a row... 421 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:12,260 Traffic police... We are like samurai. 422 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,660 To us! 422 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,260 Your traffic cop doesn't waste time. 423 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:22,800 -Let him sleep here tonight. -Why? -You will walk me home 424 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,280 We will put Shurup to sleep and ... 425 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,280 What a funny spidey. Crocodile? 426 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:42,040 Vitus, remember in tenth grade we made a light organ? 427 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:46,040 -"We"? I soldered it while he watched. -And who brought filters, bulbs? 428 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,040 /"Vladimirskiy Central" by Mikhail Krug playing/ 428 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,340 ...When you get 11 and an ace. 428 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,080 Excuse me. 428 00:42:02,319 --> 00:42:04,059 Give way to the rhino! 429 00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:07,040 A toast has ripened! 429 00:42:07,950 --> 00:42:10,040 Cheers! 430 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,660 And what kind of prostitute did you bring here? 431 00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:23,330 She's not a prostitute, she's a German teacher. 432 00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:28,080 I invited her for myself. I'm a lonely man. In my prime. 433 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,080 A woman is the best gift. Questions? 434 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,200 Sashulya! 434 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:43,200 -Nadya! Let's drink. -Let's drink! 435 00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:55,640 -Remember I told you about my cop? -Yes. 436 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,640 Well, there he is - Kolesnikov. 437 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:08,770 You rock, mother! And what about Budkin? 438 00:43:08,770 --> 00:43:12,770 No... He doesn't notice me. 439 00:43:12,770 --> 00:43:15,730 Kids, be careful! Don't step on aunt! 440 00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:54,970 Vitya, some pioneers came. 441 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,050 -Hello. -Hi. 441 00:44:01,550 --> 00:44:04,050 -Happy Birthday! -Thank you, come on in! 442 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:09,460 -Victor Sergeyevich... It's a bit late. -This is for you. 443 00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:11,460 -What's that? -A little hint. 444 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,310 -A hint at the hike? -You guessed it. 445 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,310 And what else did you get? 445 00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:22,310 Let's see. Two globes. One from the traffic police family, 446 00:44:22,310 --> 00:44:25,200 This one is from the kindergarten head. 447 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,770 The hat is from a German teacher. 448 00:44:27,770 --> 00:44:30,710 And an album with contemporary art of Perm 449 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,860 from the representative of the legislative power. 450 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:36,880 Stop. Wait a sec! Don't go anywhere! 451 00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:40,480 -Let's go, I'm uncomfortable. -Wait, he'll get us a drink. 452 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,740 Vova, me and Shurup are leaving. 452 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,540 Sleep here tonight if you like. Vit'ka will walk us home. 453 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,730 Nadia, will you let him go? 453 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,630 I'll be glad to! 454 00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:07,730 A woman is the best gift! 455 00:45:07,730 --> 00:45:11,020 -Go, if you are so itchy. -Nad', he'll just walk us home. 456 00:45:11,550 --> 00:45:13,550 Get the f*** out 457 00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:17,060 Wow! In front of the kids. 458 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,070 Your Nadyuha is too much! 459 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:37,710 For someone - too much, for someone - nothing. 460 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,060 She drove you to this kind of life, I'm telling you. 461 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,680 -Well, you coming in? -Yeah. 462 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,130 Forgot my cigarettes. I'll go to the kiosk. 462 00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:50,130 -I have some at home. -I'm used to mine. 463 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:53,130 -Then I'll put Shurup to sleep. -Right. 464 00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:05,800 O! Hi. 464 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:08,800 It's me, your baby. 465 00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:12,880 I hope, your birthday is over now? 466 00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,950 Completely. 467 00:48:24,570 --> 00:48:27,220 Happiness is not behind the mountains. 468 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,370 District Electoral Commission of Electoral District No. 3042 469 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:52,080 -I'll drop in at the teacher's room. -I'll be in the car. 470 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,730 It's me. 471 00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:23,200 -Hi! Where have you been? -O! Work ... Hi. 472 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,410 Not a sound from you for two months. I began to worry. 473 00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:27,610 Work, Vitus, work. 473 00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:31,210 We can't talk while we're sober. Shall we celebrate the meeting? 474 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,210 Well, I can't. I'm driving. 475 00:49:34,310 --> 00:49:39,650 You can watch how good I am at it. Now that we ran into each other. 475 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:40,950 Alright. 476 00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:50,850 Well, come on, tell me why you don't come by. 477 00:49:50,850 --> 00:49:52,880 I told you. Work. 478 00:49:54,470 --> 00:49:58,470 Lies have short legs. Because of Nadya? 479 00:49:58,470 --> 00:50:00,170 Why because of Nadya? 480 00:50:00,270 --> 00:50:01,870 No need to lie to me. 480 00:50:01,970 --> 00:50:03,530 I can see it. 480 00:50:03,770 --> 00:50:05,530 What do you see? 480 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,230 She fell in love with you. 481 00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:09,240 Right? 482 00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:14,100 And you're running away from her. It's not nice. 483 00:50:15,330 --> 00:50:17,110 Love her too? 484 00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:21,110 Much? 485 00:50:22,130 --> 00:50:24,260 Very much. 486 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,020 Vitus, it'd never happened to me before. 487 00:50:31,370 --> 00:50:34,910 -You know how I am with women... -Have you been with her yet? 488 00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,840 -With whom? -With Nadya. 488 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:38,840 Yes. 489 00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:44,000 I'm sorry, Vitus. 490 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,800 I just don't know what to do. 491 00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:52,870 Can you help? 492 00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:56,550 You are the commander here. 548 00:50:57,439 --> 00:51:00,239 The commander drank his dress-coat. 493 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,640 Then keep her on a chain. 494 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,640 I'm bad at keeping on a chain. 495 00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:20,170 You're just giving her to me like that? 496 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,820 Just take. 497 00:51:23,370 --> 00:51:25,640 She doesn't belong to me. 498 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,930 I can't, Vitus. 499 00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:32,930 You're my friend. 500 00:51:33,399 --> 00:51:35,059 We walked, walked, 500 00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:38,400 and didn't get anywhere. 501 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,520 To friendship! 502 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,310 Here our students prepare for hikes. 502 00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:50,210 Study the rules of safety in the mountains and on the water. 503 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,040 They learn to navigate the rivers of Perm region. 504 00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:56,710 Ledyanaya, Chusovaya, Usva. Please come in. 505 00:51:56,710 --> 00:51:59,280 We have a renovation underway here 506 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,530 and some smell, probably from the street. 507 00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:12,660 Let's go to the second floor and have a look at the classrooms of geography, 508 00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:17,150 physics, chemistry, I'll show you the labs. 509 00:52:17,150 --> 00:52:20,750 -Oh, a kayak. -Yes. Sports equipment: catamarans, paddles, helmets. 510 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,220 It's me. 510 00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:40,220 Where are you? I've been waiting for half an hour by the car. 511 00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:44,220 Listen, Kira... Go without me, get a taxi, okay? 512 00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:47,520 What ?! 513 00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:50,220 We're stuck here with Vitus completely. 514 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,280 I got it. 515 00:52:56,930 --> 00:52:59,720 Got offended. 516 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,910 -What are we going to do? -We finish the vodka and split. 517 00:53:06,170 --> 00:53:10,130 First of all, decide it for youself, and don't worry about me. 518 00:53:23,820 --> 00:53:27,330 -Hello. -Hello, Nadyush, it's me, 519 00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:31,810 -Your husband Vitya. -What's next, Vitya? 520 00:53:31,910 --> 00:53:34,800 I've just had a heart-to-heart talk with Budkin 521 00:53:34,930 --> 00:53:37,550 and I decided to tell you that he loves you. 522 00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:39,510 Are you drunk again? 522 00:53:39,660 --> 00:53:41,510 Only a drunk man can love you, or what? 523 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:42,770 You freak! 523 00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:46,170 And tell Budkin he's a moron and a blabbermouth. 524 00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:50,270 She made it clear that she's very happy. 525 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,350 Nad' 526 00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:18,530 Nad', don't cry 527 00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:26,420 Vit' 527 00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,020 let me go to him. 528 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,310 Please. 529 00:54:37,730 --> 00:54:40,520 Of course, just don't cry. 530 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,520 You fell in love, I understand it. 531 00:54:47,510 --> 00:54:50,710 I'm also torn apart by love. 532 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:52,930 To who? 532 00:54:53,950 --> 00:54:55,330 To you. 533 00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:57,860 To Tata 533 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,860 To Budkin, to Pushkin... 534 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,170 Gross! Know what? Let's take revenge on them right away! 535 00:55:42,170 --> 00:55:44,170 I don't want to take revenge on anyone. 536 00:55:44,170 --> 00:55:47,600 Vityush, don't pretend to be so noble-hearted around me. 537 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:52,570 You think I don't get along with anyone because I can't or don't want to? 538 00:55:52,570 --> 00:55:54,570 I want and I can. 539 00:55:54,570 --> 00:55:57,060 But I'd like to live like a saint, kind of. 540 00:55:57,060 --> 00:56:00,000 -No screwing? -No, not that. -But saints can't screw. 541 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,600 Stupid! It's monks who can't. And not all saints were monks, see? 542 00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,040 I mean something like that, 542 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,040 some modern secular saint, sort of. 543 00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:11,280 So no one's happiness depended on me 543 00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:14,680 and my happiness didn't depend on anyone. 544 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:18,570 But I would love people and people would love me. 545 00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:22,160 Kind of...perfect love... With a capital letter L... 546 00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,770 Are we going to screw or not? 547 00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:27,880 No! 548 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,750 Your holiness's stopping you? 548 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,750 C'mon, c'mon! Make an effort! 549 00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:35,950 -I'm telling you serious things, and you... -Come on, come on, come on. 550 00:56:36,570 --> 00:56:40,570 -Only now I'm starting to understand myself. -Come on... 551 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,850 All right, I can't any more! 552 00:56:48,130 --> 00:56:51,460 What a stallion you are! I almost flew into space. 553 00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:55,310 Where're you going, you're not done yet! 553 00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:56,910 Screw this! 554 00:56:57,150 --> 00:57:00,970 You're happy and I'm happy. Let's go eat dumplings. 555 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,930 -Too bad you didn't finish. -I'm fine. 556 00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:14,930 It's actually good. 557 00:57:15,279 --> 00:57:17,819 Do you see how life itself 557 00:57:18,670 --> 00:57:20,530 makes me a saint? 558 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,600 "Peace to Thee with the saints". 559 00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:30,480 -Our geographer is a total loser, I'm telling you. -Wuss. -Stinking drunk. 560 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,330 Even his wife doesn't sleep with him, I heard it myself. 560 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,930 -From whom? -My aunt is his neighbor. 561 00:57:35,130 --> 00:57:38,260 But she is screwing his best friend. 562 00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:41,370 Who would sleep with him? Sorry-ass... 563 00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:43,110 Impotent! 564 00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:50,880 Scientists have developed a number of global forecasts 565 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,930 about human development in the near 566 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,060 and a distant perspective. 567 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:05,060 There are two different approaches. 568 00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:08,070 -Can you slow down? -I can slow down. 569 00:58:09,070 --> 00:58:13,400 ... which can be said to be pessimistic and optimistic. 570 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,080 The King! 571 00:58:18,439 --> 00:58:21,559 Don't tear it. It took me two weeks to mark this deck. 571 00:58:21,650 --> 00:58:24,660 -You're a bastard, Gradusov. -We don't owe you anything anymore. 572 00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:27,730 Cheating on your own men, it's all you're good for. 573 00:58:27,930 --> 00:58:30,530 I can beat anyone without cheating. 574 00:58:30,730 --> 00:58:32,910 Bet I could knock you out in one round. 575 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,510 And if I knock you out, what's in it for me? 575 00:58:35,510 --> 00:58:39,020 Until the end of the year we'll be sitting in geography class like angels. 576 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,660 Agreed. And if I lose? 577 00:58:44,620 --> 00:58:47,270 You take us on a hike. 578 00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:50,220 And no more promises and lame excuses. 579 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,980 Accepted. 579 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,880 Gradusov, komm zu mir. 580 00:59:01,359 --> 00:59:03,399 Gradusov, you lose, you're dead! 580 00:59:09,919 --> 00:59:13,479 -One hundred on Gradusov. -Two rubles on Sluzhkin! 580 00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:17,240 -You scoundrels. -Watch it, we're still kids. 581 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,000 I'm tired of you infinitely. 582 00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:22,510 If I had my way, 582 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,110 I would kick you out of all the classes. 583 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:28,530 And I would walk along the streets in a gas mask 584 00:59:29,510 --> 00:59:31,510 not to breathe the same air with you! 584 00:59:31,810 --> 00:59:32,810 Whatever suits you best. 585 00:59:35,950 --> 00:59:37,260 Why are you cheating, Gradusov? 585 00:59:37,550 --> 00:59:40,260 You think I have buttons instead of eyes? 586 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:44,260 -I made a mistake! -He made a mistake. 587 00:59:44,359 --> 00:59:46,639 I don't believe you. I don't believe any of you. 588 00:59:46,710 --> 00:59:51,110 -Because you don't respect yourself. -Why, I respect myself. 589 00:59:51,330 --> 00:59:54,480 Really? I punch you in the face, kick you in the butt, and you don't give a damn. 590 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:55,960 Nice statement! 590 00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,560 I'm telling the truth to your face, and you don't even blush. 590 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,560 I take it. 591 01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:06,060 -Hey, it's my turn! -Go ahead. 592 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,130 Not that you're not personalities, you're not even humans yet. 592 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,130 Embryos. 593 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,130 You are dough. 593 01:00:14,380 --> 01:00:17,730 Stupid, spiteful, smelly mass 594 01:00:18,130 --> 01:00:20,880 Devoid of any spiritual filling. 595 01:00:24,310 --> 01:00:27,550 Not just geography, you don’t need anything at all. 596 01:00:28,170 --> 01:00:32,350 Except for cell phones, porn and drugs. 597 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:35,330 And I haven't sniffed glue for a whole year! 598 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,930 -And your jokes are stupid and idiotic. -Why so? 599 01:00:40,930 --> 01:00:44,930 Because your sense of humor has not developed. 600 01:00:44,930 --> 01:00:50,530 A sense of humor requires culture, which you don’t have at all! 601 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,180 Beaten. 602 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,880 You think I'm ashamed that I'm playing cards with you during the class? 602 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,550 Not a damn bit! 603 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,550 And we even less. 603 01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:02,820 I can't stand seeing you anymore. 604 01:01:03,150 --> 01:01:05,820 You play your monkey tricks on me, 604 01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:09,060 you think it offends me? I don't give a damn! 605 01:01:09,319 --> 01:01:11,679 Because I don't even see you! 606 01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:13,139 And I don't respect you! 606 01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:14,580 Clear? 606 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:15,680 Yes, yes. 607 01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:18,480 You lose. 608 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,460 Victor Sergeyevich, when are we going on a hike? 846 01:01:27,860 --> 01:01:29,860 I keep my word, unlike you. 609 01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:34,130 Those who get an A for the test will go on a hike. 610 01:01:34,730 --> 01:01:36,559 What? 610 01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:38,319 Quite fair. 610 01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:42,620 Get lost. Thank you for the lesson. 611 01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:44,350 Nice trick! 611 01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:49,750 Scam! 611 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,350 Go on your shitty hike, morons! 612 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,510 Screw this hike! 612 01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:58,510 I resign! 613 01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:14,770 -Gradus, hurry up! -Gradus, ready or what? 614 01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:18,530 Hold on. 615 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,040 Let them in! 616 01:02:43,810 --> 01:02:45,570 The cloth is pissed. 616 01:02:47,570 --> 01:02:48,870 Well, fathers? 617 01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:50,570 Today we're having a test. 618 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,460 Topic: The Kama. 619 01:02:53,910 --> 01:02:55,460 Just the Kama? 619 01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:58,660 Just the Kama, Ovechkin. Collect all mobile phones. 620 01:02:58,930 --> 01:03:03,680 Who gets an A goes on a hike in May. 621 01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:06,080 But you do not have a chance. 622 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,070 That's not fair, Victor Sergeyevich! 622 01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:11,470 No one will pass, we all ran away from the port then! 623 01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:15,370 Not my problem! Ovechkin, I don't see your enthusiasm! 624 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,710 Kama 625 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:39,100 Caspian Sea 626 01:03:43,330 --> 01:03:45,200 Volga 627 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,350 We are here 628 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:53,220 Volga-Don Canal 629 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,260 Don 630 01:03:58,260 --> 01:04:00,130 Azov Sea 630 01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:02,130 -What's in it? -Nothing. 631 01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:04,710 Black Sea 632 01:04:14,710 --> 01:04:17,600 I strongly recommend that all truants 633 01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,480 pay attention to this scheme. 634 01:04:22,170 --> 01:04:24,770 By continuing it mentally, 635 01:04:24,770 --> 01:04:27,510 any advanced humanitarian 636 01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:31,860 will effortlessly connect the Kama 637 01:04:33,110 --> 01:04:35,110 with an overall picture of the world. 638 01:04:36,170 --> 01:04:40,530 I emphasize: not with the world map, but with the picture. 639 01:04:40,530 --> 01:04:42,530 Go for it. 640 01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:46,800 What are you doing? 640 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,800 You jerk, Geographer. 641 01:04:54,350 --> 01:04:56,660 Are you crazy or what? 641 01:04:57,350 --> 01:04:58,660 I'm not a dog. 642 01:05:30,310 --> 01:05:32,770 Are you coming? 643 01:05:44,930 --> 01:05:47,150 And you know, until the sixth grade 644 01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:50,870 I asked my parents to send me to Hogwarts school. 645 01:05:50,970 --> 01:05:52,870 In England? I've heard about it. 645 01:05:52,970 --> 01:05:54,970 No, Victor Sergeyevich, it is from "Harry Potter". 646 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,880 Minus one. See how old I am? 646 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,180 No, you're not old. 647 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:02,580 You're experienced. 648 01:06:03,079 --> 01:06:06,199 Experience, Masha, is the wisdom of fools. 648 01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:09,140 When did you fall in love for the first time? 648 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,140 In school. 649 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,140 No, in kindergarten. 649 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,140 Me too. But, I mean, for real. 650 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:19,140 Every love is real. At least, we think so. 651 01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:23,140 But then it goes away. Like a bruise. Dissolves. 652 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,430 And you and your wife... It dissolved too? 653 01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:32,560 A curious twist of conversation. 654 01:06:32,860 --> 01:06:33,860 How did you meet? 654 01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:35,560 At the university. 655 01:06:35,860 --> 01:06:38,110 She was my student. The most banal story. 655 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,510 A post-graduate and a student. 656 01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:42,000 And then? 657 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,820 They kicked me out of the department because... Anyway, they kicked me out. 658 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,200 We came here. My home city. That's all. 659 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,040 -And she went with you? -Yeah, like a wife of a Decembrist. 660 01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:55,330 At least, now we both know that I ruined her life. 661 01:06:55,330 --> 01:06:58,480 And yours? Did you ruin yours? 662 01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:02,560 No. 662 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,260 I am a very happy... 663 01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:07,200 -Victor! Wait, please. 663 01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:09,200 -... person. 664 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:14,040 Alright. From here, Ovechkin will accompany you. Ovechkin! Komm zu mir. 665 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,970 I really need you! 665 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,970 -Good-bye, Victor Sergeyevich. -Bye, Mash. 666 01:07:24,970 --> 01:07:26,970 Have a nice evening! 667 01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:29,970 Ovechkin, guard her with your life! 668 01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:33,150 Can I ask you a direct question? 669 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:38,000 I've nothing to do with this girl, except geography classes. 670 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:42,660 I don't care, Vitya. Have you seen Budkin recently? 671 01:07:44,350 --> 01:07:47,860 -He doesn't come by? -Rejects my calls. 672 01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:49,860 -Does he have anyone? -Of course - my wife. 673 01:07:49,860 --> 01:07:53,060 -Don't joke around. -I'm not kiddind, everyone knows he sleeps with her. 674 01:07:56,350 --> 01:07:58,350 And you're saying this so calmly? 674 01:07:58,450 --> 01:08:00,530 And what can I do? They love each other. 675 01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:03,160 And does Budkin know you know? 675 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:05,460 Of course, we're friends! 676 01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:07,860 Here, drown your sorrows. 677 01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:13,060 Will you walk me home, please? I have great coffee. 678 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,970 So you haven't slept with your wife since God knows when? 679 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:36,440 -Temporarily suspended from the Body -Temporarily? 680 01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:38,440 And how do you live without sex? 681 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,130 What? 682 01:08:41,330 --> 01:08:44,130 Find a yourself a lover, Vit'. Why torture yourself? 682 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,930 Got the message. 683 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,930 And how about Budkin? The Great and Terrible... 683 01:08:51,820 --> 01:08:54,170 Let Budkin sleep with your wife. 684 01:08:55,950 --> 01:08:57,560 Admit it, you arranged it yourself? 685 01:08:58,950 --> 01:09:00,560 No, I just didn't interfere. 685 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000 You're lying. 685 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,400 If a wife refuses to sleep with you for a long time 686 01:09:06,570 --> 01:09:10,400 the best way to show her your contempt 687 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,340 is to put her under someone else. 687 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,040 To get back at Budkin. 688 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,270 I guess you're tired of his little romances? 688 01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:17,770 Promiscuity. 689 01:09:17,770 --> 01:09:19,420 So you got your revenge. 690 01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:21,220 Made him feel guilty. 690 01:09:21,420 --> 01:09:24,440 And I got slapped upside the head for being such a shrew. 961 01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:26,930 "You don't want to sleep with me? 962 01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:28,930 You cant't have Budkin either, little bitch!" 692 01:09:30,570 --> 01:09:34,350 Good job, Geographer! One shot - three bunnies! 693 01:09:34,350 --> 01:09:35,510 Bravo! 693 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:37,510 You described me 694 01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:40,880 as if I were Machiavelli. 695 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,880 Okay, Machiavelli. 696 01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:51,850 Unfold the sofa, the linen is in the closet, I'm going to the bathroom. 697 01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,470 Vitya! I know everything! 698 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,780 You hear me? I know everything! 699 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:12,550 Then tell me 699 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,650 the score of the 1978 game 700 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,820 between Spartak and Zenit. 700 01:10:18,230 --> 01:10:20,220 What? 701 01:10:20,710 --> 01:10:22,100 You say you know everything. 701 01:10:22,710 --> 01:10:24,400 Budkin betrayed us. 702 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,910 Both you and me. He is with your Nadya now. 703 01:10:27,910 --> 01:10:31,330 -I’ll be damned! -Can you be serious? 704 01:10:31,330 --> 01:10:34,840 Sashulya, I'm trying, I'm trying my best. 705 01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:38,260 Vitya, I really, really want you 706 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,130 to come to me today. 707 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:47,420 For the whole night, until the morning. Will you come? 708 01:10:47,770 --> 01:10:52,170 Promise me you'll come. I'll die without you! 709 01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:54,750 Can it be tomorrow? 710 01:10:57,930 --> 01:11:01,930 Anytime, Vitia. I'm always waiting for you. 711 01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:07,140 Go take a shower. 712 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:23,550 Like this. Easy, easy. More gently! Now release. See, it's going by itself. 713 01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:25,550 Now press the accelerator a little. 713 01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:27,330 Gently. 714 01:11:29,330 --> 01:11:32,260 Look, Tatochka, our mom is a Schumacher, isn't she? 715 01:11:33,950 --> 01:11:36,930 Victor! Victor! 716 01:11:40,570 --> 01:11:43,390 Open! Vitya! 717 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,970 Steer up there. Yeah, like that. 718 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:03,100 Answer already. Slow down... Yes, here. 719 01:12:03,770 --> 01:12:07,600 Yes. 720 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,430 Alive. 721 01:12:39,550 --> 01:12:42,140 Wasted, bitch. 722 01:13:16,399 --> 01:13:18,839 The eternal explosion 722 01:14:03,930 --> 01:14:05,930 Just WATER 723 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,060 -What is it? -Nothing special. 724 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:26,560 They'll put him in prison They'll put him in prison 724 01:14:26,770 --> 01:14:29,060 For the dead kids. 725 01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:32,310 We're going on a hike! 726 01:14:32,310 --> 01:14:36,310 No, but where's the food? -Hi, fathers! 727 01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:40,130 Hello. You're late. We have 5 minutes left. 728 01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:42,930 We thought you wouldn't come at all. 729 01:14:42,930 --> 01:14:45,550 -Teachers always screw everything up. -That's for sure. 730 01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:48,520 Form single rank! 730 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:50,120 It's not a PE class! 731 01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:53,110 It's worse. I'm counting to one or we're not going. 732 01:14:53,110 --> 01:14:56,530 One. Ok. Goodbye, have a good trip. 733 01:14:56,530 --> 01:14:58,200 No, Victor Sergeyevich, wait. 733 01:14:59,530 --> 01:15:01,200 We are ready! 734 01:15:04,599 --> 01:15:06,799 Well... 734 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,970 Mitrofanova, where are you going, on a hike or to a nightclub? 735 01:15:18,350 --> 01:15:20,880 And you, ignoramuses, what are you doing here? 736 01:15:23,150 --> 01:15:25,560 I see. From now on... 737 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:30,350 we are under martial law. Girls too. 738 01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:33,020 I appoint myself commander. 739 01:15:33,330 --> 01:15:36,100 I'm the one who makes all the decisions. 739 01:15:36,430 --> 01:15:38,000 And what are we, a herd? 740 01:15:38,530 --> 01:15:41,200 You said it. Is it clear to everyone? 741 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,210 Jawohl, mein Führer. 742 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:44,710 What year were you born? 742 01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,060 Well, '97. 835 01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:49,319 -Like everyone else here, right? -Yes. 743 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,130 So if you don't listen to me 744 01:15:52,130 --> 01:15:54,930 the second date will be the same for everyone too. 745 01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:56,930 And I'd like to remember you 746 01:15:57,060 --> 01:16:02,310 young, vibrant, healthy, blooming. Is it clear? 747 01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:05,200 -Can't hear you! -Yes! All right! 748 01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:08,770 May I? 749 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:13,470 Free vestibule, in a free country. 750 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,100 I guess, you hate me. 751 01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,640 I hated you too. 752 01:17:36,770 --> 01:17:38,770 But then I got used to you. 753 01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:43,020 We are somewhat similar. 754 01:17:46,310 --> 01:17:50,660 Anyway. I came to help you. 755 01:17:52,270 --> 01:17:56,880 Because they're all whimps and loosers. Especially that Luska Mitrofanova. 756 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:04,840 Don't believe me? Then I'll get sloshed to spite you all. 757 01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:26,640 Leave me some. I'll get sloshed too. 757 01:18:26,950 --> 01:18:28,640 Really? 758 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,330 Cross my heart and hope to die! 758 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,330 To freedom! 759 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,650 We are just simple people. 760 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,050 Come on, no need to sweat it, 760 01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:42,350 And things will get better. 761 01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:44,000 Your wife will be a beauty. 761 01:18:44,350 --> 01:18:45,900 And we live in Russia. 762 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,100 And we kind of like it. 762 01:18:47,150 --> 01:18:48,210 We are just simple people. 762 01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:50,010 Come on, no need to sweat it. 763 01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:53,570 Said the Wind in turmoil blowing. 764 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,550 Where a quiet stream is flowing. 764 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,550 Stands a mountain high and steep. 765 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:01,970 In it lies the cavern deep. 766 01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:04,880 In this cave in shadows dismal 766 01:19:04,970 --> 01:19:06,880 A coffin-coffin-coffin! 767 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,860 Sways a coffin made of crystal. 768 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:17,550 And now, my fair maiden, I want to marry you! 769 01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:21,550 Marry! Marry! Marry! 770 01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:39,680 Victor Sergeyevich! 771 01:19:40,710 --> 01:19:42,930 We've arrived. 772 01:19:45,330 --> 01:19:47,720 Arrived? 773 01:19:54,850 --> 01:19:56,850 Where are we? 774 01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:01,680 Read. 775 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,600 Give me a light. 776 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,270 -Did I get very drunk? -Hardcore. 777 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,820 Anybody see? 778 01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:20,020 Listen, Geographer, 778 01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:23,020 we deposed you from the command for boozing. 779 01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:26,260 We don't need drunken commanders, is it clear? 779 01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:26,860 Uhu. 780 01:20:27,110 --> 01:20:30,310 And now we'll be calling you simply "Geographer". 781 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:33,770 And we decide everything ourselves. Right? 782 01:20:49,950 --> 01:20:52,640 No phone signal too. 783 01:21:13,550 --> 01:21:16,180 Erotic. 784 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:24,000 One boy in our village also sailed, sailed... 785 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,000 and drowned. 786 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,720 Because he was a jerk. 787 01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:17,550 -Paddle harder. -Geographer, feeling bad, huh? 788 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,970 And I'm all right. Like I ate some vitamins. 789 01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:26,620 -Fathers, don't paddle deep. Save your strength. -Who are you? 790 01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:30,130 -You're not our commander, don't boss around! -And who's the commander now? 791 01:22:30,130 --> 01:22:34,130 Why do we need commanders? We're all commanders here! Anarchy! 792 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:42,170 -May I? No, you may not! -May I give an advice? -No! 793 01:22:42,170 --> 01:22:44,170 We're gonna get killed now. 894 01:22:44,279 --> 01:22:46,019 Jerks, paddle! 794 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,750 Pull right! 795 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:53,750 Pull left! Back right! Tyutin, don't sleep! 795 01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:56,050 Tyutin, the paddle! 796 01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,470 Catch the victim! 796 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:07,470 Come on, pull him. 797 01:23:12,710 --> 01:23:15,470 To the bank! To the bank! 797 01:23:16,010 --> 01:23:18,870 What do you mean "To the bank!"? Paddle on! 798 01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:23,560 Tyutin is half-dead 799 01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:27,560 He was drowning in the water 800 01:23:29,060 --> 01:23:31,510 The stream took his paddle 801 01:23:32,530 --> 01:23:34,370 But Sluzhkin, where is he? 669 01:23:34,744 --> 01:23:35,661 On the stern! 669 01:23:36,044 --> 01:23:37,161 But they'll put him in prison! 802 01:23:37,370 --> 01:23:39,070 They'll put him in prison 802 01:23:39,170 --> 01:23:40,770 They'll put him in prison 802 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,870 For killing the kids 802 01:23:44,370 --> 01:23:46,070 They'll put him in prison 802 01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:47,670 They'll put him in prison 802 01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,070 For killing the kids 804 01:23:54,660 --> 01:23:55,710 Lyusen'ka. 804 01:23:57,260 --> 01:23:59,010 Why don't you get drunk? 805 01:23:59,110 --> 01:24:02,840 Bite me, Demon, it won't work. 806 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:05,240 Mash, one drop of vodochka. To warm up. 807 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,600 One boy in our village got drunk on vodka. And died! 808 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:10,850 Good boy. 809 01:24:10,940 --> 01:24:12,050 What shall we drink to? 809 01:24:12,150 --> 01:24:13,750 Let's drink to Geographer. 809 01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:17,550 He didn't wimp out and really took us on a hike. 810 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,270 Cheba, take it to Geographer. 810 01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:21,870 Screw this alcoholic. 811 01:24:22,170 --> 01:24:26,440 -Run, Cheba! -Okay, I'm going, I'm going! 812 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,910 Victor Sergeyevich. Please. 813 01:24:33,910 --> 01:24:36,620 Thanks, Chebykin. Go Chebykin. 813 01:24:40,239 --> 01:24:41,579 What are you laughing at? 814 01:24:41,679 --> 01:24:42,879 Did you pour me one? 814 01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:18,480 -Mash, let's walk a bit more? -No. I want to sleep. 815 01:25:29,110 --> 01:25:32,080 -Mash, lie here. -No, not at the feet. 816 01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:05,460 Lusen'ka... 816 01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:07,460 Get your prostheses off, you jerk! 817 01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:09,250 I'll smack you in the mincer, 817 01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:11,550 you'll become Lusen'ka yourself. Dork. 818 01:27:14,130 --> 01:27:18,000 Victor Sergeyevich, it's an A! 819 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000 Oh, that is erotic! 820 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:30,840 Gradusov, take over the watch! 821 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:32,840 One minute. 822 01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:37,270 Hand me my boots. 823 01:27:52,530 --> 01:27:53,880 Take your hands off. 823 01:27:54,290 --> 01:27:55,480 Mash, what's wrong? 823 01:27:55,590 --> 01:27:56,880 Nothing, get your hands off. 824 01:27:58,130 --> 01:28:01,910 -Is it because of the geographer? -None of your business. 825 01:28:26,319 --> 01:28:28,719 I can't, it got caught. 825 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,119 Cheba, hold the girls. 825 01:28:36,223 --> 01:28:39,056 Push off, push off! 932 01:28:39,959 --> 01:28:42,119 Hold on! 933 01:28:43,839 --> 01:28:47,319 Hold on! Hold on, I said! 825 01:28:51,420 --> 01:28:53,270 Give me the axe! Who's got the axe?! 825 01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:54,870 Egorov, give him the axe. 826 01:28:58,710 --> 01:29:00,620 You fool! Where are you're going ?! 827 01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:10,840 It's moving, all right! Ovechkin! Ovtsa, jump! 828 01:29:11,770 --> 01:29:14,220 Ovchina, jump! Now! 829 01:29:19,110 --> 01:29:21,850 Are you some kind of Pinocchio who doesn't sink? 829 01:29:21,910 --> 01:29:23,850 Gradus, come on! Paddle! Paddle! 830 01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:46,100 Ovechkin, komm zu mir. 831 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,770 Here's what I want to tell you, Alexei. 832 01:29:55,720 --> 01:30:00,000 You shouldn't have taken the risk on the river today. It was stupid. 833 01:30:03,220 --> 01:30:05,360 Masha is not Lyuska. 833 01:30:05,820 --> 01:30:07,860 She doesn't need your heroic deeds. 834 01:30:09,330 --> 01:30:11,730 And I don't need prison. 835 01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:16,570 And you don't need a cozy coffin. Clear? 836 01:30:19,550 --> 01:30:21,460 Lesson's over. 837 01:30:23,910 --> 01:30:26,000 And what are you doing with an axe? 838 01:30:30,710 --> 01:30:32,930 Come on. 839 01:30:33,730 --> 01:30:35,820 Well, come on. 840 01:32:31,770 --> 01:32:34,170 Just water. 841 01:33:14,170 --> 01:33:15,350 Fathers! 842 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:21,600 People! 843 01:33:24,117 --> 01:33:26,658 Geographer, goddammit. 843 01:33:33,950 --> 01:33:37,370 Nit! Ran away, bitch! Ditched us! 844 01:33:37,370 --> 01:33:39,350 Guys, we're all going to die here! 844 01:33:39,570 --> 01:33:42,350 Don't whine, you fool. I see him, I'll kill the bastard. 845 01:33:42,350 --> 01:33:44,670 Enough fussing around. We need to make a raft. 845 01:33:44,750 --> 01:33:46,970 With what? All axes are on a boat. 846 01:33:46,970 --> 01:33:51,460 With knives! Victim! Collect the knives. 847 01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:56,040 Mitrofanova, get the scissors. 848 01:34:50,930 --> 01:34:53,850 -Mitrofanova, harder! -I'm pulling! 849 01:34:53,850 --> 01:34:55,860 This is some kind of bullshit, not a raft. 849 01:34:55,950 --> 01:34:58,960 Bormann, go and gnaw down a fir-tree. 850 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:02,810 Geographer. Guys... It's Geographer... 851 01:35:02,810 --> 01:35:04,010 I'll kill the bitch! 852 01:35:16,930 --> 01:35:19,230 What are you grinning about, you moron? 852 01:35:19,730 --> 01:35:21,730 Victor Sergeyevich, are you a prick? 853 01:35:22,170 --> 01:35:24,130 I'm working towards that, Mitrofanova. 853 01:35:24,570 --> 01:35:26,530 There’s more to come! 854 01:35:26,530 --> 01:35:30,350 Don't grin! We'll write a report on you, you're going to the joint. 855 01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:35,910 I agree. Just make a fire first. I'm a bit chilled. 856 01:35:35,910 --> 01:35:37,270 Make it yourself. 856 01:35:37,910 --> 01:35:40,570 You are under punishment, Geographer. Now you'll always be on duty. 857 01:35:40,570 --> 01:35:42,570 And don't give him vodka! 858 01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:45,080 At least give me a cigarette. 858 01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:46,080 Yeah, right now! 858 01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:47,280 Shush! 859 01:35:51,060 --> 01:35:52,140 Well, fine. 860 01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:56,220 You just have to repeat ten times that you are a jerk. 861 01:35:56,930 --> 01:35:57,930 Dirtbag. 862 01:36:00,660 --> 01:36:02,400 I'm a jerk. 862 01:36:03,260 --> 01:36:04,400 I'm a jerk. 862 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:06,500 I'm a jerk. 862 01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:09,800 I'm a jerk. 863 01:36:22,039 --> 01:36:23,119 Hey, wait! 863 01:36:24,539 --> 01:36:25,719 Catch Geographer! 863 01:36:25,970 --> 01:36:27,800 -Moron, where are you going? -Jerk! 864 01:36:30,970 --> 01:36:33,300 -Catch the jerk. -I'm a jerk! 864 01:36:39,860 --> 01:36:42,000 I'm a jerk! 864 01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:04,140 Quit strumming! This sucks enough as it is. 865 01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:08,060 I'm not going on a hike anymore. 866 01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:11,060 I thought I'd relax here 866 01:37:11,550 --> 01:37:13,060 and we're like in a coal mine. 866 01:37:13,550 --> 01:37:15,060 What's the use? 867 01:37:15,730 --> 01:37:18,420 When I get home and tell my folks how it was, 868 01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:20,160 they won't let me out the door anymore. 869 01:37:20,260 --> 01:37:23,110 You get home first, and then talk. 870 01:37:24,260 --> 01:37:26,280 Dolgan is ahead. 870 01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,480 And the dead can't talk. 871 01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:31,870 And Geographer is drunk every day. 871 01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:33,770 He's just tired. 872 01:37:33,970 --> 01:37:37,310 So tired, that you can smell his boozy breath three kilometers away. 873 01:37:37,550 --> 01:37:40,260 Is he sleeping or simulating? 874 01:37:43,150 --> 01:37:45,560 In the astral plane. Faker. 874 01:37:45,850 --> 01:37:47,360 He just doesn't care. 875 01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:50,030 He feels like drinking - he gets drunk, he feels like sleeping - he sleeps, 875 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,130 he feels like... 876 01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:56,710 He thew us like puppies into the water. "Get out as best as you can!" 877 01:37:57,330 --> 01:37:59,420 He is responsible for us, right? 878 01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:03,640 Be responsible for yourself, pretty-boy. 879 01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:07,110 -Piss off! -You piss off! 880 01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:21,420 -What was here before? -A loo. 880 01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:23,320 Too luxurious for a loo. 881 01:38:23,420 --> 01:38:25,420 Great tribes lived here 882 01:38:25,950 --> 01:38:28,530 which humanity has long forgotten about. 883 01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:31,420 Some princes, 884 01:38:31,420 --> 01:38:34,350 priests, warriors, poets. 885 01:38:34,970 --> 01:38:39,240 They were building something, digging channels. 886 01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:44,660 They fought, they loved, coused troubles to each other. 887 01:38:44,660 --> 01:38:46,660 All kind of things. And everything's gone. 888 01:38:47,439 --> 01:38:48,399 I found it! 888 01:38:49,739 --> 01:38:50,799 No need to yell. 888 01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:53,600 I found it! Check it out. 889 01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,570 A tooth of a prehistoric animal. 889 01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:56,970 (Picked up some shit again) 890 01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:01,020 -Show me. -Saber-toothed tiger? 891 01:39:02,040 --> 01:39:05,150 O! Congratulations! 892 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,570 Fossilized mammoth shit. 892 01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:09,970 Which should not be mentioned at the table. 893 01:39:10,270 --> 01:39:12,040 I told you it was a loo. 894 01:39:12,759 --> 01:39:15,759 They shat across the country Many years ago. 1023 01:39:15,919 --> 01:39:19,199 Son-of-a-bitching mammoths Let them bugger off. 1024 01:39:19,559 --> 01:39:22,839 Our dear ancestors shat in our sneakers 1025 01:39:23,279 --> 01:39:26,559 We don't really care, We drive a motorcycle. 894 01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:10,930 Victor Sergeyevich 895 01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:13,330 Are you afraid of death? 896 01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:16,220 I am. 897 01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:19,510 Why? 898 01:40:20,970 --> 01:40:22,930 I got used to life. 899 01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:28,020 You know why it's mostly young people 900 01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:31,020 who get sent to the army and to war? 901 01:40:32,180 --> 01:40:36,180 Because they're young, healthy. 902 01:40:36,180 --> 01:40:40,180 Because they're stupid and not afraid of death yet. 903 01:40:41,140 --> 01:40:45,820 -Ideal cannon fodder. -But this is not fair. 904 01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:47,230 Of course. 905 01:40:47,330 --> 01:40:51,330 Life is not fair at all. 906 01:40:52,350 --> 01:40:54,350 And what to do? 907 01:40:55,820 --> 01:40:58,350 Try to be happy. 908 01:40:59,950 --> 01:41:02,350 Are you trying? 909 01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:05,850 Turning myself inside out! 910 01:41:06,850 --> 01:41:08,080 Victor Sergeyevich, 910 01:41:08,850 --> 01:41:11,280 how good it is just to sit here with you. 911 01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:13,280 Look at the fire 912 01:41:14,810 --> 01:41:19,350 It could've been like that from the start. Every evening. 913 01:41:19,890 --> 01:41:21,770 And you're drunk all the time, 913 01:41:22,890 --> 01:41:24,770 you say stupid things, 914 01:41:25,150 --> 01:41:27,150 clown around with the boys. 915 01:41:28,640 --> 01:41:30,640 You have to control yourself. 916 01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:36,850 It'll be better for everyone. For you, 917 01:41:36,850 --> 01:41:38,850 and for others. 918 01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:40,850 And... 918 01:41:48,220 --> 01:41:50,720 Good night. 919 01:42:03,730 --> 01:42:06,930 On these rapids May 7, 1967 tourist Sergei Dolganov died tragically 920 01:42:07,230 --> 01:42:08,530 So young. 920 01:42:08,930 --> 01:42:10,930 Only 23. 921 01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:16,130 Today is also May 7th. 922 01:42:17,020 --> 01:42:21,060 I hope they won't put a second plate with our names. 923 01:42:21,060 --> 01:42:24,440 Fear, Commander Bormann, forces a person to learn ardently. 924 01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:29,060 Today's lesson: Dolgan rapids. Let's go. 925 01:43:17,330 --> 01:43:19,860 Clear? 926 01:43:32,710 --> 01:43:34,050 Victor Sergeyevich. 926 01:43:35,910 --> 01:43:36,950 What? 927 01:43:37,220 --> 01:43:38,570 I'm not sure. 928 01:43:38,870 --> 01:43:41,460 Maybe you should run the catamaran? 929 01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:45,710 Barmin, you will. 929 01:43:45,940 --> 01:43:48,610 And remember, the commander's place is on the right side of the stern. 930 01:43:48,970 --> 01:43:52,310 I'll be next to you. Fathers! 931 01:43:52,750 --> 01:43:55,240 If anyone's scared they can walk along the bank. 931 01:43:55,750 --> 01:43:57,240 Get ready for lunch. 932 01:43:57,340 --> 01:44:01,330 I'm going to the village to arrange transport and will be back soon. 933 01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:05,330 Tomorrow morning we're starting out for Dolgan. 934 01:44:06,660 --> 01:44:07,850 Is the program clear? 935 01:44:08,159 --> 01:44:10,001 Yes, Viktor Sergeyevich. 935 01:44:10,459 --> 01:44:12,201 Anyone want to come with me for company? 935 01:44:12,534 --> 01:44:14,768 - How long? - We'll be back in three hours. 936 01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:17,510 Nah, we'll have nap time. 937 01:44:18,501 --> 01:44:20,127 I'll go with you. 937 01:44:20,310 --> 01:44:23,110 -Masha... -You don't have to, Masha. 938 01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:31,680 Viktor Sergeevich, forgive me. 938 01:44:32,340 --> 01:44:33,680 For what? 939 01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:36,770 For what I told you yesterday. 940 01:44:38,770 --> 01:44:41,770 And, you know... We're going home tomorrow 941 01:44:43,330 --> 01:44:46,130 And I have a feeling that I wasted all this time. 942 01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:52,720 Take ...Ovechkin. 943 01:44:54,260 --> 01:44:56,260 He's doing everything right. 944 01:44:57,860 --> 01:44:59,860 But I don't love him. 945 01:45:04,390 --> 01:45:06,800 And I have realized that 946 01:45:08,890 --> 01:45:12,040 it'd be easy for me to fall in love with you. You're a teacher. 947 01:45:12,480 --> 01:45:15,820 And schoolgirls I guess always fall in love with their teachers. 948 01:45:18,270 --> 01:45:20,270 Maybe you just felt bad, 949 01:45:21,770 --> 01:45:23,770 and I started moralizing. Stupid. 950 01:45:24,850 --> 01:45:26,270 The moral 951 01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:30,040 of this fable is... 952 01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:32,750 Victor Sergeyevich, you don't love me? 953 01:45:45,950 --> 01:45:47,040 I do, Masha. 953 01:45:48,350 --> 01:45:50,040 Very much. 954 01:45:58,040 --> 01:46:00,070 I will not be able 954 01:46:00,140 --> 01:46:02,170 to live without you. 955 01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:13,680 You will. 956 01:47:38,170 --> 01:47:42,260 WE SELL LARD, MILK, CHEESE, QUARK 957 01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:55,470 Sorry, Masha, there is no village. 958 01:47:58,170 --> 01:48:00,400 Everyone's gone. 959 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,810 Mashenka, get up. Get up, girl. 811 01:48:11,300 --> 01:48:12,800 You'll freeze. 960 01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:09,820 Heat... Masha... heat... 961 01:49:12,719 --> 01:49:14,159 Undress. 961 01:49:15,679 --> 01:49:18,519 We have to take off the clothes to warm up. 962 01:49:24,220 --> 01:49:26,330 Masha! Masha, Masha! 963 01:49:28,620 --> 01:49:30,140 Come on! Live! 964 01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:47,890 Come on! Live! Live! 965 01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:28,830 Victor Sergeyevich, 966 01:50:29,076 --> 01:50:31,276 warm up yourself. 966 01:50:32,576 --> 01:50:33,976 I won't die anymore. 967 01:50:41,550 --> 01:50:42,790 I love you. 968 01:51:13,399 --> 01:51:15,019 Get warm! 968 01:51:21,359 --> 01:51:23,019 Warm up, Masha! 968 01:51:43,770 --> 01:51:45,570 I love you. 969 01:51:47,550 --> 01:51:51,050 I love you too, Masha. Sleep. 970 01:51:55,060 --> 01:51:56,970 Everything will be fine. 971 01:53:04,710 --> 01:53:09,430 "Wind, O Wind! Lord of the sky! Herding flocks of clouds on high, 972 01:53:09,770 --> 01:53:14,570 Stirring up the dark-blue ocean, Setting all the air in motion. 973 01:53:14,570 --> 01:53:18,970 Unafraid of anyone Saving God in heav'n alone. 974 01:53:21,110 --> 01:53:25,060 -Masha! Where are you going? -The guys are waiting for us. 975 01:53:43,330 --> 01:53:46,710 Victor Sergeyevich, the boys are coming up to the rapids. 976 01:53:46,710 --> 01:53:48,710 What? 976 01:54:11,110 --> 01:54:12,010 F***! 976 01:54:12,710 --> 01:54:14,010 Don't panic! 977 01:54:25,150 --> 01:54:27,370 Did they get through? 978 01:54:28,220 --> 01:54:30,170 Two more. 979 01:54:44,220 --> 01:54:45,750 We'll get smashed now! 980 01:55:05,836 --> 01:55:07,244 Harder! 981 01:55:20,812 --> 01:55:22,595 Can't believe it... 981 01:55:25,000 --> 01:55:26,595 Viktor Sergeyevich... 981 01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:42,095 Wait, wait... 979 01:55:43,020 --> 01:55:45,950 Viktor Sergeyevich... They'll all die...they'll get smashed... 980 01:56:33,640 --> 01:56:35,210 Are we alive? 980 01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:37,100 Guys, we're alive. 981 01:56:38,680 --> 01:56:39,980 They got through it... 981 01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:42,680 Jerks. 982 01:57:39,060 --> 01:57:42,430 And I haven't called mom in a thousand years. 983 01:57:51,110 --> 01:57:53,550 Ovechkin Production presents: 984 01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:03,470 We're going on a hike 985 01:58:04,310 --> 01:58:07,370 But Sluzhkin, where's he? 986 01:58:08,040 --> 01:58:10,800 Hungry is our mouth 987 01:58:11,640 --> 01:58:14,220 And our asses wet 988 01:58:14,500 --> 01:58:15,440 But they'll put him in prison! 988 01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:16,840 They'll put him in prison 988 01:58:17,100 --> 01:58:18,540 They'll put him in prison 988 01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:20,840 For killing the kids 989 01:58:22,540 --> 01:58:23,610 They'll put him in prison 990 01:58:24,310 --> 01:58:25,770 They'll put him in prison 990 01:58:26,310 --> 01:58:27,770 For drinking with kids 991 01:58:29,370 --> 01:58:31,370 There you go! 992 01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:37,110 I hope, Victor Sergeyevich, I don't need to explain 993 01:58:37,510 --> 01:58:39,910 that this is nothing but a criminal case. 994 01:58:40,310 --> 01:58:43,540 You're lucky that we don't want to tarnish the name of our school. 995 01:58:44,620 --> 01:58:48,260 Please submit your resignation to the headmaster immediately. 996 01:58:54,840 --> 01:58:56,000 Clown. 997 01:59:06,660 --> 01:59:08,570 Dude! Throw the ball. 997 01:59:08,960 --> 01:59:11,270 O! Victor Sergeyevich, hello! 998 01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:15,060 -Hey, fathers! -Hello! How are you? 999 01:59:15,330 --> 01:59:18,000 -Couldn't be better! How about you? -Great. 1000 01:59:18,239 --> 01:59:21,879 -Where do you work now? -Well... It's not important. 1001 01:59:30,170 --> 01:59:33,000 - Line up! - Goodbye, Viktor Sergeyevich. 1002 01:59:33,079 --> 01:59:34,319 Bolshakova, bye! 1002 01:59:34,804 --> 01:59:35,838 Be happy! 1002 01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:38,080 Goodbye, Victor Sergeyevich. 1003 01:59:44,800 --> 01:59:47,850 Well... Good luck, Victor Sergeyevich! 1004 01:59:48,660 --> 01:59:51,200 Oh! Thanks! 1005 01:59:56,170 --> 01:59:58,660 Let's go, Tatusha. 1006 02:00:03,240 --> 02:00:05,540 Dad, what is important? 1006 02:00:06,140 --> 02:00:07,140 What? 1007 02:00:07,240 --> 02:00:09,680 You said "It's not important". And what is important? 1007 02:00:09,840 --> 02:00:11,280 Well... 1008 02:00:11,680 --> 02:00:15,680 It is important to have a smoke now. And I don't have any. 1009 02:00:23,919 --> 02:00:25,059 BLACK TEA 859 02:00:25,565 --> 02:00:28,849 A gray dove is flying by 859 02:00:29,765 --> 02:00:31,249 with his lady 859 02:00:31,965 --> 02:00:33,249 lady dove 860 02:00:35,016 --> 02:00:37,816 A young dashing lad is walking... 1009 02:00:45,770 --> 02:00:47,750 Mom, where's dad? 1010 02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:52,520 Vitya! 1010 02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:54,720 Who? 1011 02:00:56,780 --> 02:00:57,830 You know who you are? 1011 02:00:58,130 --> 02:00:59,330 Freaking clown! 94289