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Good afternoon, dear passengers.
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I hope you're having a good time
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and enjoying your trip.
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So you don't get bored on your journey,
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please listen to a song by Valery Kipelov
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"I am free".
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Above me is silence
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A sky full of rain
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The rain is getting through me
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But the pain's gone
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In the cold whisper of the stars
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We burned the last bridge
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And everything went down into the abyss
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I'm going to be free
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From evil and from good
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My soul was on the razor's edge
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I am free
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Like a bird in the skies
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I am free
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I forgot what fear is
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I am free
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Just like the wild wind
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I am free
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I'm awake and not asleep
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Mister!
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Mis-ter!
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Your ticket.
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-Are you deaf?
-Hey, buddy! Are you deaf?
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Your ticket.
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-Deaf-mute.
-What do we do?
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Forget it.
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Messing with these disabled
is nothing but trouble.
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Well, disabled,
will we pay the fine?
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We will not.
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Hands off!
Take your hands off!
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I am free
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Happiness is behind the mountains
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Hello. Beer. And open it, please.
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Thank you.
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Happiness is not behind the mountains
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Did you study somewhere?
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Biology Department, Ural University.
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Your last job?
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Registrar, technical library at the ship repair yard.
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And why were you made redundant?
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No shipyard - no library.
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Well, what subject can you teach?
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Biology, botany, zoology, chemistry...
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The thing is, we already have teachers in these subjects.
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But we have no one to teach geography, Roza Borisovna.
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For half a year now.
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But we can not hire someone without
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a teaching qualification and
any knowledge on the subject.
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Roza Borisovna, I'll be glad
to familiarize myself with this subject.
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Well, biology and geography
are pretty much the same thing.
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After all, you are the headmaster - you decide.
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No, no! I'm just a manager!
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And you are the deputy head teacher.
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You're an effective manager.
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Tell me, do you have any idea
of the teacher's job, of adolescent psychology?
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I have a daughter.
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And do you even know who discovered the North Pole?
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...Nansen.
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A...Amundsen.
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Or, maybe, Andersen?
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I'll learn, Roza Borisovna.
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Hardly, because nobody knows.
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For me, everything is clear, Anton Antonovich.
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I think so too, Roza Borisovna, moreover,
in one day before the beginning of the 2nd semester
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you won't be able to find
a geography teacher, especially a man.
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Write an application, Victor Sergeyevich.
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Thank you.
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Can I have a pen?
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Geographer
drank away the globe
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No, I counted.
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If I don't drink, smoke, eat,
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and put away all the money,
i'll have enough to buy
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a domestic car
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in 152 years.
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He's been fishing, you see. Breadwinner.
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Been drinking all weekend,
and now he's telling me he's been fishing.
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And where's the fish?
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Pudzhik ate everything, rascal!
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Then let Pudzhik do your laundry.
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The washing machine is a fossil.
I'm embarrassed to invite people over.
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Why are you silent?
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Well, Nadezhda Vasilievna,
Your misery is over.
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I got a job.
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At school. Not a janitor!
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Geography teacher. It is noble.
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Now we're going to live large.
That's like 7 thousand? 8?
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I'll buy forty pairs of tights
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I'll recognize my sweetheart by the tights.
(mimics a folk song)
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You're a clown.
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She wears them in summer and in winter too.
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I do not understand... How did I marry you?
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- For love, Nadya... - Sure?
- I can remember.
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And what I remember is getting knocked up.
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Miserale looser! The rug fell down.
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Mom, where do dinosaurs live?
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Nowhere.
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On our balcony.
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And dad said they're all extinct.
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One, unfortunately, remains.
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- Mom, the phone.
- I'm not blind.
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- For you!
- For us? Thank you.
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Attentively.
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Mr. Sluzhkin?
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- Yes. Who is this?
- Tax police!
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Look to the right!
To the other right! Blind!
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It's me, just across from you!
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Budkin!
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Bastard!
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Vitus! My boy!
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Come on in.
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Nadiusha, this is the Budkin.
My best deskmate.
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And now, the best housemate!
Maxim.
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Vitus, can I use you bathroom?
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I'm having my plumbing changed.
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Wait, a housemate?
You moved to Moscow 100 years ago.
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Moscow is not made of rubber.
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I was taking over the classroom
from the deputy head teacher today.
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17 globes, Perm region map,
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And a portrait of our commander-in-chief!
That's all.
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You don't need anything else.
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Don't worry, Vitus.
If they kick you out for incompetence,
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well, I'll take you as my suckretary.
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I hesitate to ask. What do you do?
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I am a corrupt official.
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Got it. The same idiotic jokes as my husband's.
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He's not kidding, he's confessing.
Budkin is a big figure now!
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Assistant to the deputy of the region.
He'll be in charge of our culture.
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Plus a small construction firm
in the stepfather's name.
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- See? All pluses.
- Not like us. Right, Viten'ka?
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Hello! Budkin is a swindler and I'm to blame?
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You're just a slacker, Vitus. All you do is babble.
Tatochka, am I right?!
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Uncle, I see you for the first time
and you're alrady calling me Tatochka!
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Look, Vitus, your genes. A copy!
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God forbid!
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You broke it again...
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My God.
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Yes, it's me.
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I've missed you.
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Listen.
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I've long wanted to offer you...
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Let's finish with this.
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It'll be more fair.
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It's not interesting to me.
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I don't want you.
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And I do want you.
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Find a lover and 'want' her.
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Just so I don't know.
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I don't want to find nobody.
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Yeah, you don't want anything in life! Absolutely!
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And I don't need anything from you either.
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And I do not love you.
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And I do.
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Please!
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Vitya.
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Go sleep on the armchair... I beg you.
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Good.
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The morning is wiser than the evening.
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It's not.
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- Guten Tag, Kira Valeryevna!
- Hello.
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- You see the new geographer? - You bet.
- And what is he like ?!
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I would!
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New Mrs. Geography Teacher!
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Well, hello 10 'A' !
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People, look the geographer disappeared.
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The geographer's gone! Holed up!
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Get out!
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I'll show you! Look!
Ready, let's fly! Huhuu!
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-Vitya...
-Sasha...
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Geography.
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I've always been bad at geography.
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The capital of China? Rome.
It's probably because I'm a woman?
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Geographic imbecility is not gender-specific.
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If I could just get away from this imbecility.
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I'm full of it up to here.
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Get away then!
I guess, there's no lack of suitors?
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I'd kill them all!
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What suitors, Vit'!
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15 women per one watchman.
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Actually, there's one guy hitting on me.
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Who?
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A cop.
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What a disgrace!
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Go to dad, Tata.
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Alexandra Stepanovna,
may I leave earlier today?
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You may not!
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Not all the children have been picked up!
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I said!
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I wrote a letter to Budkin.
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And I am your carrier pigeon!
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An owl!
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I wanted over the Internet, but ...
a real letter is somehow... Want me to read?
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- No need.
- Your opinion is very important to me.
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Maxim!
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I'm very tired without you.
I think our quarrel
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was just a misunderstanding, an accident.
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It started over nothing.
If you think I'm to blame -
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then I agree, and I apologise.
You're very dear to me and I need you!
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I'll wait for you forever. Come!
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What do you say?
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Laconic, poetic.
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Dracula would've burst into tears.
But not Budkin.
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You're very dear to me and I need you!
I'll wait for you forever. Come!
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- Tell me how he reacts?
- Uhu.
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No, Vitus.
I need a different kind of woman.
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Sashen'ka...
Sashen'ka, you know...
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She would love anyone.
Even with a naked butt and in a shack.
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Shows up at my place in Moscow.
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"Maxim, I can't live without you!"
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And I have 3 chicks on my balance sheet.
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You know. Some hanky-panky at night.
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And in the morning -
"Come on!.. To Perm'... Home... By plane..."
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But if I'm the one with a naked butt,
I'll stop respecting myself.
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Know what kind of woman I need?
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That appreciates the worldly goods too.
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But doesn't chase them.
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But still appreciates them!
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Then search!
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For the eaten borsch...
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O! By the way.
Let's eat something, eh?
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Thanks, man. Won't bite.
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For baiting.
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Nadyush, hi. When is the lunch?
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Easy, easy!
Is this a restaurant or something?
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I didn't cook anything.
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You know - I live alone.
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Nobody to love me.
To feed me, to do the laundry.
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Why don't you bring me your socks.
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Listen, Vitus.
Do you have any dry socks? Mine are wet.
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Look in the closet.
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Hey, kid!
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Stop digging in my underwear, you freak!
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Nadyush, he had the wrong shelf.
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Let him do it at home!
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Nor shame, nor conscience.
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- Come on, Nadyush.
- Get the paws off. Get him out.
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- Nad'...
- Get him out, I told you!
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- Nad'...
- What "Nadya"?
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In our own home: can't nor sigh nor fart.
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He checked in here, eats like a horse.
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There's no water anyway.
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Okay... I'll step out for 20 minutes.
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I'll be back for lunch.
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If she breaks your skull,
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at the Last Judgment I'll swear
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you'd fallen and cracked it yourself.
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What a hubby.
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Someone is groping his wife,
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and he's standing there like a lemon.
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Doormat.
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He'll be undressing me tomorrow
and you won't even squeak.
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I'll squeak.
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Nadyush, don't be so upset.
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All is not lost yet.
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You are young, beautiful.
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It didn't work out with me -
it will with someone else.
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Whom will I find in this hole...
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- And with a child.
- You'll find somebody.
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Not a doormat.
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Maybe I should look for a new husband for you?
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I have no one.
Except Budkin.
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-Can't stand that bastard.
-He's not a bastard, he's a good man.
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Its just ...
Money and girls spoiled him.
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I do not understand. What do they see in him?
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All the same: car, apartment, bed
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Nice kit.
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Nadyush,
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you have it all now, excluding a car,
at your full disposal.
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I knew you would say so.
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Guys, I'm back.
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As an apology. Porto. Portuguese.
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Straight from Barcelona.
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Barcelona is in Spain.
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You know better,
you have a geographer for a husband!
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We are having a wake for him,
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and he turns up with a bottle!
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Open the map!
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Let's try to divide the territory of our coutry
into economic zones.
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Hey. What was that?
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Imagine they gave you our country as a present
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and you started to revive production.
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Are we writing again?
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We wrote in literature, we wrote in English,
we can't take it anymore!
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You ruined everything and we have to revive?
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Surname?
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Chebykin.
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Chebykin, look in the textbook.
Is my surname there?
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Don't look up. It's not there.
So you're asking the wrong person.
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- Gradusov, you asleep?
- I'm not interested.
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- And who is interested? Maybe me?
- Then quit.
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Yeah? And you will feed my kids
and my dear old mom?
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I will.
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Let's put it this way: you give me money,
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everybody gets an A,
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and is free to get the hell out of this lesson.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Put out a grand per desk!
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-What?
-That's it!
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Write down: an economic region
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is a region where a specific branch of industry dominates.
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And what is the dominant branch here?
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Prostitution!
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What do you know about that, Gradusov?
Share your personal experience with us.
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What are you grinning about, jerks?
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What plant do we have on the Kama River?
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Transport machine building.
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Excellent! Bonus.
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Are you new?
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No, Victor Sergeyevich, you're new.
And Masha has been here since the first grade.
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What is your name?
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Bolshakova Masha. I was ill.
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Very good.
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That time of the month!
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Gradusov! F!
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Awesome, isn't it?
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And what's so awesome about it?
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Naden'ka, what do you know, huh?
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It's so beautiful in the summer. Greenery.
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Me and the boys always swim here naked.
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Wieners out, he-he.
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Just smart enough for that.
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Mind you - you start drinking vodka,
I'm not going back with you.
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There you go again?
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You put meat on the skewers.
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I'll be back in three second.
Wood is ready.
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Help mom.
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You think I'm your housewife, Budkin?
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What did you expect? Men hunt mammoths
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and women keep the fire in the hearth.
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Let's look at the ships.
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Careful!
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As if I've never cut wood.
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Here we are.
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Here Nadyush, I poured us one each.
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We are so grateful to our cooks,
For feeding us with tasty foods.
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Take it.
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Quiet!
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Trimester is almost over
and you all have lots of D's.
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Then put us all A's!
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- Gradusov! - What? - Get up.
- Why? - Get up, I say.
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And stand for the whole lesson.
Write down the topic.
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Main industries in the petrochemical complex.
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- And how am I supposed to write?
- With your butt upside down.
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New technology!
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Barmin, get up.
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It's Barmin.
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- F.
- For what?
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- It's unfair, somehow!
- Get up.
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Name?
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- I forgot.
- What is his name?
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- Celentano. - Mitrofanova.
- Vorobyov.
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Vorobyov - F!
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Don't give an F to Vorobyov,
he's in the hospital. This is Chebykin.
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- Shut up, hen!
- You're a hen!
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Chebykin - F!
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- And maybe I should stand too?
- You will.
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-Lawlessness!
-Gradusov! D. Put the diary on my table.
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- I forgot it at home.
- Go home, get the diary, idiot.
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I'm fine here.
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Open up, Geographer! It will be worse!
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Write down the topic of the lesson.
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Geographer drank away the globe!
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May I?
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Of course, Kira Valeryevna, come in.
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But I should remind you that the teachers' council
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starts for everyone at the same time.
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I apologise.
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Second. Systematic tardiness...
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Victor Sergeyevich,
I was talking to you.
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Yes... Attentively...
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Guess the riddle, Kira Valeryevna!
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It opens and closes,
a hat breaks.
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My daughter invented it.
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The minute has passed.
Correct answer: umbrella.
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- Not by car today?
- You too.
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Well, the trick did not work.
Then, a direct question.
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May I walk you home?
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And your daughter won't cry?
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00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,480
She is not used to it. Do you have children?
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You want to know if I'm married or not?
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I want to know it so badly
I just can't sleep at night!
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Sleep tight, I'm not married.
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I don't know why, but that's exactly what i thought.
Now I won't fall asleep at all!
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What subject do you teach?
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German.
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Optional course.
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So that's why you're so
elusive.
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- And you teach literature?
- Geography, forgive me, God!
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I heard you were selling grades for
one thousand rubles.
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I tried my best, you know the rest.
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You're self-critical, I admit.
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To make fun of yourself means
deprive others of this opportunity.
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Want to hear my poems?
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There's a green oak by the bay
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-No, I don't, thank you.
-As you wish.
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- My name is Victor Sergeyevich.
- I remember.
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Well, here we are. Thank you.
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Can I ask one more direct question?
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I have neither tea nor coffee at home.
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Martian...
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Idiot!
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I will never be late again!
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Dad's word of honor.
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Hello, Victor Sergeyevich!
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See? You're getting better at it.
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Yes.
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Tell them we don't have another hall. Only Philharmonia.
I've never even heard this name.
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00:32:53,770 --> 00:32:56,800
I got it. Easy, easy, easy!
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00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,800
All right, bye!
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00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:06,570
Ministry of Health warns:
smoking leads to impotence.
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Give up on this, Vitus
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Otherwise it will hang at 'half past five'.
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Soon tobacco will go up tenfold.
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00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,370
They said it from above.
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I'll smoke dry leaves then.
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00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:25,510
Or tea. Remember in third grade?
Nadyush,
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Vitus and I in third grade
smoked two packs of tea!
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- Georgian? - Ceylon!
And then vomited from the ninth floor.
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And where is Tata?
Tata! Let's go!
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Yelisei, not loosing courage,
To the Wind's abode now hurried.
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"Wind, O Wind! Lord of the sky!
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Herding flocks of clouds on high,
Stirring up the dark-blue ocean,
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Setting all the air in motion.
Unafraid of anyone
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Saving God in heav'n alone.
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Surely you'll not grudge an answer?
Tell me, did you ever chance to
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See the Princess I revere?
I'm her fiance". "O hear!"
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Said the Wind in turmoil blowing.
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Where a quiet stream is flowing... "
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Turn off the light and quietly go to sleep.
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00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,270
"Stands a mountain high and steep."
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I remember it without the light.
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00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:45,200
"In it lies the cavern deep.
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In this cave in shadows dismal
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Sways a coffin made of crystal.
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Hung by chains from pillars six. "
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-Victor Sergeevich...
-Kira Valeryevna.
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00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:12,350
-What, again a direct question?
-I'd like to invite you to my B-Day.
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00:35:12,350 --> 00:35:15,060
-Birthday?
-Yeah. Saturday night. Will you come?
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00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:18,220
-Will anybody else from school be there?
-Good morning, Victor Sergeevich.
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-Just you and me.
-What size is your head?
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Not measurable.
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So, will you come, no?
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00:35:42,170 --> 00:35:45,860
Victor Sergeyevich, want me to fetch you a brewski?
Be back in a jiffy.
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00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,040
Next time. The topic of the lesson.
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Get your stuff, we're going to the port.
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/Topic: This is our homeland, son!/
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Don't fall behind!
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Victor Sergeyevich,
have you been anywhere else outside of Perm?
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I went here and there,
but a long time ago.
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Take us somewhere,
for example, to the south.
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00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:11,330
- No, fathers. The south is not within our budget.
- And what is within our budget?
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00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:15,330
-Can't you see it's winter now?
-We'll go in the spring, on May holidays!
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00:36:15,330 --> 00:36:18,440
They'll let us go,
they'll be only glad to get rid of us.
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00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:23,600
Deal. Your next essay
will be on this topic.
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Who gets an A, I'm taking them on a hike.
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00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:29,910
An A? That's a rip-off.
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00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:34,040
Today we’ll talk about navigation on the Kama.
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I warn you, this is not in the textbooks.
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What do we need your navigation for then?
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-The reason is that we live here, Ovechkin.
-In the ass of the world.
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You live here if you like,
and I'm out of here after school.
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00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,470
Ovechkin is going to Hollywood.
Dreams of becoming Brad Pitt.
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00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,840
Will Smith.
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00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,840
Hollywood is, no doubt, a sacred ideal.
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00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,930
So, the Kama...
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00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,680
Last one is a fool!
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00:37:56,660 --> 00:38:02,970
The world's first steamboat was built
on the Hudson River in eighteen hundred - something,
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00:38:02,970 --> 00:38:05,640
and only 10 years later
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here, on the river Kama,
the first Russian steamer appeared.
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00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:16,530
-Well, Mashen'ka, everyone run away?
-Victor Sergeyevich...
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00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:20,530
No offence.
They just don't care.
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00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:25,370
-And you?
-Do you care about it yourself?
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00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:29,370
A river like a river.
Sure, beautiful...
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00:38:32,530 --> 00:38:34,570
How can I explain, Masha?
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00:38:34,570 --> 00:38:37,070
You know,
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00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:41,700
you and I, we live here in the midst of a huge continent.
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We can say, in its very heart.
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00:38:46,970 --> 00:38:49,180
Here on the river
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00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:52,170
you feel like you're kind of
at the end of the world.
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00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:58,750
You could sit in this boat
and sail down the river.
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00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,530
Sail, sail, sail.
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00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,130
And get
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to Australia, for example.
Get the picture?
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00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,310
What does it look like?
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00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,310
Like Sun.
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00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:33,310
Like eternal explosion.
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00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,150
What can I give you - I don't know.
Your road of life has just begun!
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00:39:56,620 --> 00:40:00,570
With all my heart I hope you will
Befriend yourself a decent girl!
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00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,570
-Happy birthday, Vityuha!
-Thanks.
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00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:09,240
-You've had enough, drunkard.
-Take care of your son, woman.
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00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:12,240
-Vitya, come on, get up, let's dance.
-Wait a second.
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00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,800
-What?
-Listen...
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00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:19,860
-That chick..
-Kira Valerievna.
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00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:22,310
And how about her?
414
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,310
Nothing. Won't put out.
415
00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:26,380
Maybe you didn't ask properly.
415
00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:28,880
I even asked in German.
She's a German teacher.
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00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880
Vitya!
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00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:32,880
Give it a try...
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00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:37,710
Shoo! Shoo!
417
00:40:39,710 --> 00:40:42,710
-Little house.
-We are in the house!
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00:40:50,170 --> 00:40:53,220
Guten Tag! We haven't been introduced...
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00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:57,220
Maxim Vadimovych.
Maxim is fine too.
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00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,220
Shall we dance?
421
00:41:02,319 --> 00:41:06,759
...we just stand there in the cold... minus 40...
five hours in a row...
421
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:12,260
Traffic police...
We are like samurai.
422
00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,660
To us!
422
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,260
Your traffic cop doesn't waste time.
423
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:22,800
-Let him sleep here tonight. -Why?
-You will walk me home
424
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,280
We will put Shurup to sleep and ...
425
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,280
What a funny spidey.
Crocodile?
426
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:42,040
Vitus, remember in tenth grade
we made a light organ?
427
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:46,040
-"We"? I soldered it while he watched.
-And who brought filters, bulbs?
428
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,040
/"Vladimirskiy Central" by Mikhail Krug playing/
428
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,340
...When you get 11 and an ace.
428
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,080
Excuse me.
428
00:42:02,319 --> 00:42:04,059
Give way to the rhino!
429
00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:07,040
A toast has ripened!
429
00:42:07,950 --> 00:42:10,040
Cheers!
430
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:20,660
And what kind of prostitute did you bring here?
431
00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:23,330
She's not a prostitute,
she's a German teacher.
432
00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:28,080
I invited her for myself.
I'm a lonely man. In my prime.
433
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,080
A woman is the best gift.
Questions?
434
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,200
Sashulya!
434
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:43,200
-Nadya! Let's drink.
-Let's drink!
435
00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:55,640
-Remember I told you about my cop?
-Yes.
436
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,640
Well, there he is - Kolesnikov.
437
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:08,770
You rock, mother!
And what about Budkin?
438
00:43:08,770 --> 00:43:12,770
No...
He doesn't notice me.
439
00:43:12,770 --> 00:43:15,730
Kids, be careful! Don't step on aunt!
440
00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:54,970
Vitya, some pioneers came.
441
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,050
-Hello.
-Hi.
441
00:44:01,550 --> 00:44:04,050
-Happy Birthday!
-Thank you, come on in!
442
00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:09,460
-Victor Sergeyevich... It's a bit late.
-This is for you.
443
00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:11,460
-What's that?
-A little hint.
444
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,310
-A hint at the hike?
-You guessed it.
445
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,310
And what else did you get?
445
00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:22,310
Let's see. Two globes.
One from the traffic police family,
446
00:44:22,310 --> 00:44:25,200
This one is from the kindergarten head.
447
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,770
The hat is from a German teacher.
448
00:44:27,770 --> 00:44:30,710
And an album with contemporary art of Perm
449
00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,860
from the representative
of the legislative power.
450
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:36,880
Stop. Wait a sec! Don't go anywhere!
451
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:40,480
-Let's go, I'm uncomfortable.
-Wait, he'll get us a drink.
452
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,740
Vova, me and Shurup are leaving.
452
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,540
Sleep here tonight if you like.
Vit'ka will walk us home.
453
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,730
Nadia, will you let him go?
453
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,630
I'll be glad to!
454
00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:07,730
A woman is the best gift!
455
00:45:07,730 --> 00:45:11,020
-Go, if you are so itchy.
-Nad', he'll just walk us home.
456
00:45:11,550 --> 00:45:13,550
Get the f*** out
457
00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:17,060
Wow! In front of the kids.
458
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,070
Your Nadyuha is too much!
459
00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:37,710
For someone - too much, for someone - nothing.
460
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,060
She drove you to this kind of life, I'm telling you.
461
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,680
-Well, you coming in?
-Yeah.
462
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,130
Forgot my cigarettes.
I'll go to the kiosk.
462
00:45:48,210 --> 00:45:50,130
-I have some at home.
-I'm used to mine.
463
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:53,130
-Then I'll put Shurup to sleep.
-Right.
464
00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:05,800
O! Hi.
464
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:08,800
It's me, your baby.
465
00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:12,880
I hope, your birthday is over now?
466
00:48:13,770 --> 00:48:15,950
Completely.
467
00:48:24,570 --> 00:48:27,220
Happiness is not behind the mountains.
468
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,370
District Electoral Commission
of Electoral District No. 3042
469
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:52,080
-I'll drop in at the teacher's room.
-I'll be in the car.
470
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,730
It's me.
471
00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:23,200
-Hi! Where have you been?
-O! Work ... Hi.
472
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,410
Not a sound from you for two months.
I began to worry.
473
00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:27,610
Work, Vitus, work.
473
00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:31,210
We can't talk while we're sober.
Shall we celebrate the meeting?
474
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,210
Well, I can't.
I'm driving.
475
00:49:34,310 --> 00:49:39,650
You can watch how good I am at it.
Now that we ran into each other.
475
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:40,950
Alright.
476
00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:50,850
Well, come on, tell me
why you don't come by.
477
00:49:50,850 --> 00:49:52,880
I told you. Work.
478
00:49:54,470 --> 00:49:58,470
Lies have short legs.
Because of Nadya?
479
00:49:58,470 --> 00:50:00,170
Why because of Nadya?
480
00:50:00,270 --> 00:50:01,870
No need to lie to me.
480
00:50:01,970 --> 00:50:03,530
I can see it.
480
00:50:03,770 --> 00:50:05,530
What do you see?
480
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,230
She fell in love with you.
481
00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:09,240
Right?
482
00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:14,100
And you're running away from her.
It's not nice.
483
00:50:15,330 --> 00:50:17,110
Love her too?
484
00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:21,110
Much?
485
00:50:22,130 --> 00:50:24,260
Very much.
486
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,020
Vitus, it'd never happened to me before.
487
00:50:31,370 --> 00:50:34,910
-You know how I am with women...
-Have you been with her yet?
488
00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,840
-With whom?
-With Nadya.
488
00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:38,840
Yes.
489
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:44,000
I'm sorry, Vitus.
490
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,800
I just don't know what to do.
491
00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:52,870
Can you help?
492
00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:56,550
You are the commander here.
548
00:50:57,439 --> 00:51:00,239
The commander drank his dress-coat.
493
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,640
Then keep her on a chain.
494
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,640
I'm bad at keeping on a chain.
495
00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:20,170
You're just giving her to me like that?
496
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,820
Just take.
497
00:51:23,370 --> 00:51:25,640
She doesn't belong to me.
498
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,930
I can't, Vitus.
499
00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:32,930
You're my friend.
500
00:51:33,399 --> 00:51:35,059
We walked, walked,
500
00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:38,400
and didn't get anywhere.
501
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,520
To friendship!
502
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,310
Here our students prepare for hikes.
502
00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:50,210
Study the rules of safety
in the mountains and on the water.
503
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,040
They learn to navigate the rivers of Perm region.
504
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:56,710
Ledyanaya, Chusovaya, Usva.
Please come in.
505
00:51:56,710 --> 00:51:59,280
We have a renovation underway here
506
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,530
and some smell, probably from the street.
507
00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:12,660
Let's go to the second floor
and have a look at the classrooms of geography,
508
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:17,150
physics, chemistry, I'll show you the labs.
509
00:52:17,150 --> 00:52:20,750
-Oh, a kayak.
-Yes. Sports equipment: catamarans, paddles, helmets.
510
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,220
It's me.
510
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:40,220
Where are you? I've been waiting
for half an hour by the car.
511
00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:44,220
Listen, Kira... Go without me,
get a taxi, okay?
512
00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:47,520
What ?!
513
00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:50,220
We're stuck here with Vitus completely.
514
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,280
I got it.
515
00:52:56,930 --> 00:52:59,720
Got offended.
516
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,910
-What are we going to do?
-We finish the vodka and split.
517
00:53:06,170 --> 00:53:10,130
First of all, decide it for youself,
and don't worry about me.
518
00:53:23,820 --> 00:53:27,330
-Hello.
-Hello, Nadyush, it's me,
519
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:31,810
-Your husband Vitya.
-What's next, Vitya?
520
00:53:31,910 --> 00:53:34,800
I've just had a heart-to-heart talk
with Budkin
521
00:53:34,930 --> 00:53:37,550
and I decided to tell you that he loves you.
522
00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:39,510
Are you drunk again?
522
00:53:39,660 --> 00:53:41,510
Only a drunk man can love you, or what?
523
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:42,770
You freak!
523
00:53:43,910 --> 00:53:46,170
And tell Budkin he's a moron and a blabbermouth.
524
00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:50,270
She made it clear that she's very happy.
525
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,350
Nad'
526
00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:18,530
Nad', don't cry
527
00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:26,420
Vit'
527
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,020
let me go to him.
528
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:36,310
Please.
529
00:54:37,730 --> 00:54:40,520
Of course, just don't cry.
530
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,520
You fell in love, I understand it.
531
00:54:47,510 --> 00:54:50,710
I'm also torn apart by love.
532
00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:52,930
To who?
532
00:54:53,950 --> 00:54:55,330
To you.
533
00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:57,860
To Tata
533
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,860
To Budkin, to Pushkin...
534
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,170
Gross! Know what?
Let's take revenge on them right away!
535
00:55:42,170 --> 00:55:44,170
I don't want to take revenge on anyone.
536
00:55:44,170 --> 00:55:47,600
Vityush, don't pretend to be
so noble-hearted around me.
537
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:52,570
You think I don't get along with anyone
because I can't or don't want to?
538
00:55:52,570 --> 00:55:54,570
I want and I can.
539
00:55:54,570 --> 00:55:57,060
But I'd like to live like a saint, kind of.
540
00:55:57,060 --> 00:56:00,000
-No screwing? -No, not that.
-But saints can't screw.
541
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,600
Stupid! It's monks who can't.
And not all saints were monks, see?
542
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,040
I mean something like that,
542
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,040
some modern secular saint, sort of.
543
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:11,280
So no one's happiness depended on me
543
00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:14,680
and my happiness didn't depend on anyone.
544
00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:18,570
But I would love people
and people would love me.
545
00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:22,160
Kind of...perfect love...
With a capital letter L...
546
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,770
Are we going to screw or not?
547
00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:27,880
No!
548
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,750
Your holiness's stopping you?
548
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,750
C'mon, c'mon! Make an effort!
549
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:35,950
-I'm telling you serious things, and you...
-Come on, come on, come on.
550
00:56:36,570 --> 00:56:40,570
-Only now I'm starting to understand myself.
-Come on...
551
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,850
All right, I can't any more!
552
00:56:48,130 --> 00:56:51,460
What a stallion you are!
I almost flew into space.
553
00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:55,310
Where're you going, you're not done yet!
553
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:56,910
Screw this!
554
00:56:57,150 --> 00:57:00,970
You're happy and I'm happy.
Let's go eat dumplings.
555
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,930
-Too bad you didn't finish.
-I'm fine.
556
00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:14,930
It's actually good.
557
00:57:15,279 --> 00:57:17,819
Do you see how life itself
557
00:57:18,670 --> 00:57:20,530
makes me a saint?
558
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,600
"Peace to Thee with the saints".
559
00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:30,480
-Our geographer is a total loser, I'm telling you.
-Wuss. -Stinking drunk.
560
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,330
Even his wife doesn't sleep with him,
I heard it myself.
560
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,930
-From whom?
-My aunt is his neighbor.
561
00:57:35,130 --> 00:57:38,260
But she is screwing his best friend.
562
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:41,370
Who would sleep with him?
Sorry-ass...
563
00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:43,110
Impotent!
564
00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:50,880
Scientists have developed a number of global forecasts
565
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,930
about human development in the near
566
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,060
and a distant perspective.
567
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:05,060
There are two different approaches.
568
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:08,070
-Can you slow down?
-I can slow down.
569
00:58:09,070 --> 00:58:13,400
... which can be said to be pessimistic
and optimistic.
570
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,080
The King!
571
00:58:18,439 --> 00:58:21,559
Don't tear it.
It took me two weeks to mark this deck.
571
00:58:21,650 --> 00:58:24,660
-You're a bastard, Gradusov.
-We don't owe you anything anymore.
572
00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:27,730
Cheating on your own men,
it's all you're good for.
573
00:58:27,930 --> 00:58:30,530
I can beat anyone without cheating.
574
00:58:30,730 --> 00:58:32,910
Bet I could knock you out in one round.
575
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,510
And if I knock you out, what's in it for me?
575
00:58:35,510 --> 00:58:39,020
Until the end of the year we'll be sitting
in geography class like angels.
576
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,660
Agreed. And if I lose?
577
00:58:44,620 --> 00:58:47,270
You take us on a hike.
578
00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:50,220
And no more promises and lame excuses.
579
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,980
Accepted.
579
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,880
Gradusov, komm zu mir.
580
00:59:01,359 --> 00:59:03,399
Gradusov, you lose, you're dead!
580
00:59:09,919 --> 00:59:13,479
-One hundred on Gradusov.
-Two rubles on Sluzhkin!
580
00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:17,240
-You scoundrels.
-Watch it, we're still kids.
581
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,000
I'm tired of you infinitely.
582
00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:22,510
If I had my way,
582
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,110
I would kick you out of all the classes.
583
00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:28,530
And I would walk along
the streets in a gas mask
584
00:59:29,510 --> 00:59:31,510
not to breathe the same air with you!
584
00:59:31,810 --> 00:59:32,810
Whatever suits you best.
585
00:59:35,950 --> 00:59:37,260
Why are you cheating, Gradusov?
585
00:59:37,550 --> 00:59:40,260
You think I have buttons instead of eyes?
586
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:44,260
-I made a mistake!
-He made a mistake.
587
00:59:44,359 --> 00:59:46,639
I don't believe you.
I don't believe any of you.
588
00:59:46,710 --> 00:59:51,110
-Because you don't respect yourself.
-Why, I respect myself.
589
00:59:51,330 --> 00:59:54,480
Really? I punch you in the face,
kick you in the butt, and you don't give a damn.
590
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:55,960
Nice statement!
590
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,560
I'm telling the truth to your face,
and you don't even blush.
590
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,560
I take it.
591
01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:06,060
-Hey, it's my turn!
-Go ahead.
592
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,130
Not that you're not personalities,
you're not even humans yet.
592
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,130
Embryos.
593
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,130
You are dough.
593
01:00:14,380 --> 01:00:17,730
Stupid, spiteful, smelly mass
594
01:00:18,130 --> 01:00:20,880
Devoid of any spiritual filling.
595
01:00:24,310 --> 01:00:27,550
Not just geography, you don’t need anything at all.
596
01:00:28,170 --> 01:00:32,350
Except for cell phones, porn and drugs.
597
01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:35,330
And I haven't sniffed glue for a whole year!
598
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,930
-And your jokes are stupid and idiotic.
-Why so?
599
01:00:40,930 --> 01:00:44,930
Because your sense of humor has not developed.
600
01:00:44,930 --> 01:00:50,530
A sense of humor requires culture,
which you don’t have at all!
601
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,180
Beaten.
602
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,880
You think I'm ashamed that
I'm playing cards with you during the class?
602
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,550
Not a damn bit!
603
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,550
And we even less.
603
01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:02,820
I can't stand seeing you anymore.
604
01:01:03,150 --> 01:01:05,820
You play your monkey tricks on me,
604
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:09,060
you think it offends me? I don't give a damn!
605
01:01:09,319 --> 01:01:11,679
Because I don't even see you!
606
01:01:11,799 --> 01:01:13,139
And I don't respect you!
606
01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:14,580
Clear?
606
01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:15,680
Yes, yes.
607
01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:18,480
You lose.
608
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,460
Victor Sergeyevich,
when are we going on a hike?
846
01:01:27,860 --> 01:01:29,860
I keep my word, unlike you.
609
01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:34,130
Those who get an A for the test
will go on a hike.
610
01:01:34,730 --> 01:01:36,559
What?
610
01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:38,319
Quite fair.
610
01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:42,620
Get lost.
Thank you for the lesson.
611
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:44,350
Nice trick!
611
01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:49,750
Scam!
611
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,350
Go on your shitty hike, morons!
612
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,510
Screw this hike!
612
01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:58,510
I resign!
613
01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:14,770
-Gradus, hurry up!
-Gradus, ready or what?
614
01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:18,530
Hold on.
615
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,040
Let them in!
616
01:02:43,810 --> 01:02:45,570
The cloth is pissed.
616
01:02:47,570 --> 01:02:48,870
Well, fathers?
617
01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:50,570
Today we're having a test.
618
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,460
Topic: The Kama.
619
01:02:53,910 --> 01:02:55,460
Just the Kama?
619
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:58,660
Just the Kama, Ovechkin.
Collect all mobile phones.
620
01:02:58,930 --> 01:03:03,680
Who gets an A
goes on a hike in May.
621
01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:06,080
But you do not have a chance.
622
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,070
That's not fair, Victor Sergeyevich!
622
01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:11,470
No one will pass,
we all ran away from the port then!
623
01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:15,370
Not my problem!
Ovechkin, I don't see your enthusiasm!
624
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,710
Kama
625
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:39,100
Caspian Sea
626
01:03:43,330 --> 01:03:45,200
Volga
627
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,350
We are here
628
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:53,220
Volga-Don Canal
629
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,260
Don
630
01:03:58,260 --> 01:04:00,130
Azov Sea
630
01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:02,130
-What's in it?
-Nothing.
631
01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:04,710
Black Sea
632
01:04:14,710 --> 01:04:17,600
I strongly recommend that all truants
633
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:20,480
pay attention to this scheme.
634
01:04:22,170 --> 01:04:24,770
By continuing it mentally,
635
01:04:24,770 --> 01:04:27,510
any advanced humanitarian
636
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:31,860
will effortlessly connect the Kama
637
01:04:33,110 --> 01:04:35,110
with an overall picture of the world.
638
01:04:36,170 --> 01:04:40,530
I emphasize: not with the world map,
but with the picture.
639
01:04:40,530 --> 01:04:42,530
Go for it.
640
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:46,800
What are you doing?
640
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,800
You jerk, Geographer.
641
01:04:54,350 --> 01:04:56,660
Are you crazy or what?
641
01:04:57,350 --> 01:04:58,660
I'm not a dog.
642
01:05:30,310 --> 01:05:32,770
Are you coming?
643
01:05:44,930 --> 01:05:47,150
And you know, until the sixth grade
644
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:50,870
I asked my parents to send me
to Hogwarts school.
645
01:05:50,970 --> 01:05:52,870
In England? I've heard about it.
645
01:05:52,970 --> 01:05:54,970
No, Victor Sergeyevich, it is from "Harry Potter".
646
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,880
Minus one. See how old I am?
646
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,180
No, you're not old.
647
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:02,580
You're experienced.
648
01:06:03,079 --> 01:06:06,199
Experience, Masha,
is the wisdom of fools.
648
01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:09,140
When did you fall in love for the first time?
648
01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,140
In school.
649
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,140
No, in kindergarten.
649
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,140
Me too. But, I mean, for real.
650
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:19,140
Every love is real.
At least, we think so.
651
01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:23,140
But then it goes away.
Like a bruise. Dissolves.
652
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,430
And you and your wife... It dissolved too?
653
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:32,560
A curious twist of conversation.
654
01:06:32,860 --> 01:06:33,860
How did you meet?
654
01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:35,560
At the university.
655
01:06:35,860 --> 01:06:38,110
She was my student. The most banal story.
655
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,510
A post-graduate and a student.
656
01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:42,000
And then?
657
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,820
They kicked me out of the department because...
Anyway, they kicked me out.
658
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:49,200
We came here.
My home city. That's all.
659
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,040
-And she went with you?
-Yeah, like a wife of a Decembrist.
660
01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:55,330
At least, now we both know that I ruined her life.
661
01:06:55,330 --> 01:06:58,480
And yours? Did you ruin yours?
662
01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:02,560
No.
662
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,260
I am a very happy...
663
01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:07,200
-Victor! Wait, please.
663
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:09,200
-... person.
664
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:14,040
Alright. From here, Ovechkin will accompany you.
Ovechkin! Komm zu mir.
665
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,970
I really need you!
665
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,970
-Good-bye, Victor Sergeyevich.
-Bye, Mash.
666
01:07:24,970 --> 01:07:26,970
Have a nice evening!
667
01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:29,970
Ovechkin, guard her with your life!
668
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:33,150
Can I ask you a direct question?
669
01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:38,000
I've nothing to do with this girl,
except geography classes.
670
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:42,660
I don't care, Vitya.
Have you seen Budkin recently?
671
01:07:44,350 --> 01:07:47,860
-He doesn't come by?
-Rejects my calls.
672
01:07:47,860 --> 01:07:49,860
-Does he have anyone?
-Of course - my wife.
673
01:07:49,860 --> 01:07:53,060
-Don't joke around.
-I'm not kiddind, everyone knows he sleeps with her.
674
01:07:56,350 --> 01:07:58,350
And you're saying this so calmly?
674
01:07:58,450 --> 01:08:00,530
And what can I do? They love each other.
675
01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:03,160
And does Budkin know you know?
675
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:05,460
Of course, we're friends!
676
01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:07,860
Here, drown your sorrows.
677
01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:13,060
Will you walk me home, please?
I have great coffee.
678
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,970
So you haven't slept with your wife
since God knows when?
679
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:36,440
-Temporarily suspended from the Body
-Temporarily?
680
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:38,440
And how do you live without sex?
681
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,130
What?
682
01:08:41,330 --> 01:08:44,130
Find a yourself a lover, Vit'.
Why torture yourself?
682
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,930
Got the message.
683
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,930
And how about Budkin?
The Great and Terrible...
683
01:08:51,820 --> 01:08:54,170
Let Budkin sleep with your wife.
684
01:08:55,950 --> 01:08:57,560
Admit it, you arranged it yourself?
685
01:08:58,950 --> 01:09:00,560
No, I just didn't interfere.
685
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000
You're lying.
685
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,400
If a wife refuses to sleep with you for a long time
686
01:09:06,570 --> 01:09:10,400
the best way to show her your contempt
687
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,340
is to put her under someone else.
687
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,040
To get back at Budkin.
688
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,270
I guess you're tired of his little romances?
688
01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:17,770
Promiscuity.
689
01:09:17,770 --> 01:09:19,420
So you got your revenge.
690
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:21,220
Made him feel guilty.
690
01:09:21,420 --> 01:09:24,440
And I got slapped upside the head
for being such a shrew.
961
01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:26,930
"You don't want to sleep with me?
962
01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:28,930
You cant't have Budkin either, little bitch!"
692
01:09:30,570 --> 01:09:34,350
Good job, Geographer!
One shot - three bunnies!
693
01:09:34,350 --> 01:09:35,510
Bravo!
693
01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:37,510
You described me
694
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:40,880
as if I were Machiavelli.
695
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,880
Okay, Machiavelli.
696
01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:51,850
Unfold the sofa, the linen is in the closet,
I'm going to the bathroom.
697
01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,470
Vitya! I know everything!
698
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,780
You hear me?
I know everything!
699
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:12,550
Then tell me
699
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,650
the score of the 1978 game
700
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,820
between Spartak and Zenit.
700
01:10:18,230 --> 01:10:20,220
What?
701
01:10:20,710 --> 01:10:22,100
You say you know everything.
701
01:10:22,710 --> 01:10:24,400
Budkin betrayed us.
702
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:27,910
Both you and me.
He is with your Nadya now.
703
01:10:27,910 --> 01:10:31,330
-I’ll be damned!
-Can you be serious?
704
01:10:31,330 --> 01:10:34,840
Sashulya, I'm trying, I'm trying my best.
705
01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:38,260
Vitya, I really, really want you
706
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,130
to come to me today.
707
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:47,420
For the whole night, until the morning.
Will you come?
708
01:10:47,770 --> 01:10:52,170
Promise me you'll come.
I'll die without you!
709
01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:54,750
Can it be tomorrow?
710
01:10:57,930 --> 01:11:01,930
Anytime, Vitia. I'm always waiting for you.
711
01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:07,140
Go take a shower.
712
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:23,550
Like this. Easy, easy. More gently! Now release.
See, it's going by itself.
713
01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:25,550
Now press the accelerator a little.
713
01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:27,330
Gently.
714
01:11:29,330 --> 01:11:32,260
Look, Tatochka,
our mom is a Schumacher, isn't she?
715
01:11:33,950 --> 01:11:36,930
Victor! Victor!
716
01:11:40,570 --> 01:11:43,390
Open! Vitya!
717
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,970
Steer up there. Yeah, like that.
718
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:03,100
Answer already.
Slow down... Yes, here.
719
01:12:03,770 --> 01:12:07,600
Yes.
720
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,430
Alive.
721
01:12:39,550 --> 01:12:42,140
Wasted, bitch.
722
01:13:16,399 --> 01:13:18,839
The eternal explosion
722
01:14:03,930 --> 01:14:05,930
Just WATER
723
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,060
-What is it?
-Nothing special.
724
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:26,560
They'll put him in prison
They'll put him in prison
724
01:14:26,770 --> 01:14:29,060
For the dead kids.
725
01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:32,310
We're going on a hike!
726
01:14:32,310 --> 01:14:36,310
No, but where's the food?
-Hi, fathers!
727
01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:40,130
Hello. You're late.
We have 5 minutes left.
728
01:14:40,130 --> 01:14:42,930
We thought you wouldn't come at all.
729
01:14:42,930 --> 01:14:45,550
-Teachers always screw everything up.
-That's for sure.
730
01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:48,520
Form single rank!
730
01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:50,120
It's not a PE class!
731
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:53,110
It's worse. I'm counting to one or we're not going.
732
01:14:53,110 --> 01:14:56,530
One. Ok. Goodbye, have a good trip.
733
01:14:56,530 --> 01:14:58,200
No, Victor Sergeyevich, wait.
733
01:14:59,530 --> 01:15:01,200
We are ready!
734
01:15:04,599 --> 01:15:06,799
Well...
734
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,970
Mitrofanova, where are you going,
on a hike or to a nightclub?
735
01:15:18,350 --> 01:15:20,880
And you, ignoramuses, what are you doing here?
736
01:15:23,150 --> 01:15:25,560
I see. From now on...
737
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:30,350
we are under martial law.
Girls too.
738
01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:33,020
I appoint myself commander.
739
01:15:33,330 --> 01:15:36,100
I'm the one who makes all the decisions.
739
01:15:36,430 --> 01:15:38,000
And what are we, a herd?
740
01:15:38,530 --> 01:15:41,200
You said it.
Is it clear to everyone?
741
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,210
Jawohl, mein Führer.
742
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:44,710
What year were you born?
742
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,060
Well, '97.
835
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:49,319
-Like everyone else here, right?
-Yes.
743
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,130
So if you don't listen to me
744
01:15:52,130 --> 01:15:54,930
the second date will be the same for everyone too.
745
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:56,930
And I'd like to remember you
746
01:15:57,060 --> 01:16:02,310
young, vibrant, healthy, blooming. Is it clear?
747
01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:05,200
-Can't hear you!
-Yes! All right!
748
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:08,770
May I?
749
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:13,470
Free vestibule, in a free country.
750
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,100
I guess, you hate me.
751
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,640
I hated you too.
752
01:17:36,770 --> 01:17:38,770
But then I got used to you.
753
01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:43,020
We are somewhat similar.
754
01:17:46,310 --> 01:17:50,660
Anyway.
I came to help you.
755
01:17:52,270 --> 01:17:56,880
Because they're all whimps and loosers.
Especially that Luska Mitrofanova.
756
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:04,840
Don't believe me?
Then I'll get sloshed to spite you all.
757
01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:26,640
Leave me some. I'll get sloshed too.
757
01:18:26,950 --> 01:18:28,640
Really?
758
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,330
Cross my heart and hope to die!
758
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,330
To freedom!
759
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,650
We are just simple people.
760
01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,050
Come on, no need to sweat it,
760
01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:42,350
And things will get better.
761
01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:44,000
Your wife will be a beauty.
761
01:18:44,350 --> 01:18:45,900
And we live in Russia.
762
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,100
And we kind of like it.
762
01:18:47,150 --> 01:18:48,210
We are just simple people.
762
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:50,010
Come on, no need to sweat it.
763
01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:53,570
Said the Wind in turmoil blowing.
764
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,550
Where a quiet stream is flowing.
764
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,550
Stands a mountain high and steep.
765
01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:01,970
In it lies the cavern deep.
766
01:19:02,970 --> 01:19:04,880
In this cave in shadows dismal
766
01:19:04,970 --> 01:19:06,880
A coffin-coffin-coffin!
767
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,860
Sways a coffin made of crystal.
768
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:17,550
And now, my fair maiden,
I want to marry you!
769
01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:21,550
Marry! Marry! Marry!
770
01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:39,680
Victor Sergeyevich!
771
01:19:40,710 --> 01:19:42,930
We've arrived.
772
01:19:45,330 --> 01:19:47,720
Arrived?
773
01:19:54,850 --> 01:19:56,850
Where are we?
774
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:01,680
Read.
775
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:07,600
Give me a light.
776
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,270
-Did I get very drunk?
-Hardcore.
777
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,820
Anybody see?
778
01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:20,020
Listen, Geographer,
778
01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:23,020
we deposed you from the command for boozing.
779
01:20:23,020 --> 01:20:26,260
We don't need drunken commanders, is it clear?
779
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:26,860
Uhu.
780
01:20:27,110 --> 01:20:30,310
And now we'll be calling you simply "Geographer".
781
01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:33,770
And we decide everything ourselves. Right?
782
01:20:49,950 --> 01:20:52,640
No phone signal too.
783
01:21:13,550 --> 01:21:16,180
Erotic.
784
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:24,000
One boy in our village also sailed, sailed...
785
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,000
and drowned.
786
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,720
Because he was a jerk.
787
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:17,550
-Paddle harder.
-Geographer, feeling bad, huh?
788
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,970
And I'm all right.
Like I ate some vitamins.
789
01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:26,620
-Fathers, don't paddle deep. Save your strength.
-Who are you?
790
01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:30,130
-You're not our commander, don't boss around!
-And who's the commander now?
791
01:22:30,130 --> 01:22:34,130
Why do we need commanders? We're all commanders here!
Anarchy!
792
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:42,170
-May I? No, you may not!
-May I give an advice? -No!
793
01:22:42,170 --> 01:22:44,170
We're gonna get killed now.
894
01:22:44,279 --> 01:22:46,019
Jerks, paddle!
794
01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,750
Pull right!
795
01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:53,750
Pull left!
Back right! Tyutin, don't sleep!
795
01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:56,050
Tyutin, the paddle!
796
01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,470
Catch the victim!
796
01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:07,470
Come on, pull him.
797
01:23:12,710 --> 01:23:15,470
To the bank! To the bank!
797
01:23:16,010 --> 01:23:18,870
What do you mean "To the bank!"?
Paddle on!
798
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:23,560
Tyutin is half-dead
799
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:27,560
He was drowning in the water
800
01:23:29,060 --> 01:23:31,510
The stream took his paddle
801
01:23:32,530 --> 01:23:34,370
But Sluzhkin, where is he?
669
01:23:34,744 --> 01:23:35,661
On the stern!
669
01:23:36,044 --> 01:23:37,161
But they'll put him in prison!
802
01:23:37,370 --> 01:23:39,070
They'll put him in prison
802
01:23:39,170 --> 01:23:40,770
They'll put him in prison
802
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,870
For killing the kids
802
01:23:44,370 --> 01:23:46,070
They'll put him in prison
802
01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:47,670
They'll put him in prison
802
01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,070
For killing the kids
804
01:23:54,660 --> 01:23:55,710
Lyusen'ka.
804
01:23:57,260 --> 01:23:59,010
Why don't you get drunk?
805
01:23:59,110 --> 01:24:02,840
Bite me, Demon, it won't work.
806
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:05,240
Mash, one drop of vodochka.
To warm up.
807
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,600
One boy in our village got drunk on vodka.
And died!
808
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:10,850
Good boy.
809
01:24:10,940 --> 01:24:12,050
What shall we drink to?
809
01:24:12,150 --> 01:24:13,750
Let's drink to Geographer.
809
01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:17,550
He didn't wimp out and really took us on a hike.
810
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,270
Cheba, take it to Geographer.
810
01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:21,870
Screw this alcoholic.
811
01:24:22,170 --> 01:24:26,440
-Run, Cheba!
-Okay, I'm going, I'm going!
812
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,910
Victor Sergeyevich.
Please.
813
01:24:33,910 --> 01:24:36,620
Thanks, Chebykin. Go Chebykin.
813
01:24:40,239 --> 01:24:41,579
What are you laughing at?
814
01:24:41,679 --> 01:24:42,879
Did you pour me one?
814
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:18,480
-Mash, let's walk a bit more?
-No. I want to sleep.
815
01:25:29,110 --> 01:25:32,080
-Mash, lie here.
-No, not at the feet.
816
01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:05,460
Lusen'ka...
816
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:07,460
Get your prostheses off, you jerk!
817
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:09,250
I'll smack you in the mincer,
817
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:11,550
you'll become Lusen'ka yourself. Dork.
818
01:27:14,130 --> 01:27:18,000
Victor Sergeyevich, it's an A!
819
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000
Oh, that is erotic!
820
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:30,840
Gradusov, take over the watch!
821
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:32,840
One minute.
822
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:37,270
Hand me my boots.
823
01:27:52,530 --> 01:27:53,880
Take your hands off.
823
01:27:54,290 --> 01:27:55,480
Mash, what's wrong?
823
01:27:55,590 --> 01:27:56,880
Nothing, get your hands off.
824
01:27:58,130 --> 01:28:01,910
-Is it because of the geographer?
-None of your business.
825
01:28:26,319 --> 01:28:28,719
I can't, it got caught.
825
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,119
Cheba, hold the girls.
825
01:28:36,223 --> 01:28:39,056
Push off, push off!
932
01:28:39,959 --> 01:28:42,119
Hold on!
933
01:28:43,839 --> 01:28:47,319
Hold on! Hold on, I said!
825
01:28:51,420 --> 01:28:53,270
Give me the axe! Who's got the axe?!
825
01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:54,870
Egorov, give him the axe.
826
01:28:58,710 --> 01:29:00,620
You fool! Where are you're going ?!
827
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:10,840
It's moving, all right!
Ovechkin! Ovtsa, jump!
828
01:29:11,770 --> 01:29:14,220
Ovchina, jump! Now!
829
01:29:19,110 --> 01:29:21,850
Are you some kind of Pinocchio
who doesn't sink?
829
01:29:21,910 --> 01:29:23,850
Gradus, come on! Paddle! Paddle!
830
01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:46,100
Ovechkin, komm zu mir.
831
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,770
Here's what I want to tell you, Alexei.
832
01:29:55,720 --> 01:30:00,000
You shouldn't have taken the risk on the river today.
It was stupid.
833
01:30:03,220 --> 01:30:05,360
Masha is not Lyuska.
833
01:30:05,820 --> 01:30:07,860
She doesn't need your heroic deeds.
834
01:30:09,330 --> 01:30:11,730
And I don't need prison.
835
01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:16,570
And you don't need a cozy coffin.
Clear?
836
01:30:19,550 --> 01:30:21,460
Lesson's over.
837
01:30:23,910 --> 01:30:26,000
And what are you doing with an axe?
838
01:30:30,710 --> 01:30:32,930
Come on.
839
01:30:33,730 --> 01:30:35,820
Well, come on.
840
01:32:31,770 --> 01:32:34,170
Just water.
841
01:33:14,170 --> 01:33:15,350
Fathers!
842
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:21,600
People!
843
01:33:24,117 --> 01:33:26,658
Geographer, goddammit.
843
01:33:33,950 --> 01:33:37,370
Nit! Ran away, bitch!
Ditched us!
844
01:33:37,370 --> 01:33:39,350
Guys, we're all going to die here!
844
01:33:39,570 --> 01:33:42,350
Don't whine, you fool.
I see him, I'll kill the bastard.
845
01:33:42,350 --> 01:33:44,670
Enough fussing around.
We need to make a raft.
845
01:33:44,750 --> 01:33:46,970
With what? All axes are on a boat.
846
01:33:46,970 --> 01:33:51,460
With knives!
Victim! Collect the knives.
847
01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:56,040
Mitrofanova, get the scissors.
848
01:34:50,930 --> 01:34:53,850
-Mitrofanova, harder!
-I'm pulling!
849
01:34:53,850 --> 01:34:55,860
This is some kind of bullshit, not a raft.
849
01:34:55,950 --> 01:34:58,960
Bormann, go and gnaw down a fir-tree.
850
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:02,810
Geographer. Guys... It's Geographer...
851
01:35:02,810 --> 01:35:04,010
I'll kill the bitch!
852
01:35:16,930 --> 01:35:19,230
What are you grinning about, you moron?
852
01:35:19,730 --> 01:35:21,730
Victor Sergeyevich, are you a prick?
853
01:35:22,170 --> 01:35:24,130
I'm working towards that, Mitrofanova.
853
01:35:24,570 --> 01:35:26,530
There’s more to come!
854
01:35:26,530 --> 01:35:30,350
Don't grin! We'll write a report on you,
you're going to the joint.
855
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:35,910
I agree.
Just make a fire first. I'm a bit chilled.
856
01:35:35,910 --> 01:35:37,270
Make it yourself.
856
01:35:37,910 --> 01:35:40,570
You are under punishment, Geographer.
Now you'll always be on duty.
857
01:35:40,570 --> 01:35:42,570
And don't give him vodka!
858
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:45,080
At least give me a cigarette.
858
01:35:45,120 --> 01:35:46,080
Yeah, right now!
858
01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:47,280
Shush!
859
01:35:51,060 --> 01:35:52,140
Well, fine.
860
01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:56,220
You just have to repeat ten times
that you are a jerk.
861
01:35:56,930 --> 01:35:57,930
Dirtbag.
862
01:36:00,660 --> 01:36:02,400
I'm a jerk.
862
01:36:03,260 --> 01:36:04,400
I'm a jerk.
862
01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:06,500
I'm a jerk.
862
01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:09,800
I'm a jerk.
863
01:36:22,039 --> 01:36:23,119
Hey, wait!
863
01:36:24,539 --> 01:36:25,719
Catch Geographer!
863
01:36:25,970 --> 01:36:27,800
-Moron, where are you going?
-Jerk!
864
01:36:30,970 --> 01:36:33,300
-Catch the jerk.
-I'm a jerk!
864
01:36:39,860 --> 01:36:42,000
I'm a jerk!
864
01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:04,140
Quit strumming!
This sucks enough as it is.
865
01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:08,060
I'm not going on a hike anymore.
866
01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:11,060
I thought I'd relax here
866
01:37:11,550 --> 01:37:13,060
and we're like in a coal mine.
866
01:37:13,550 --> 01:37:15,060
What's the use?
867
01:37:15,730 --> 01:37:18,420
When I get home
and tell my folks how it was,
868
01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:20,160
they won't let me
out the door anymore.
869
01:37:20,260 --> 01:37:23,110
You get home first,
and then talk.
870
01:37:24,260 --> 01:37:26,280
Dolgan is ahead.
870
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,480
And the dead can't talk.
871
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:31,870
And Geographer is drunk every day.
871
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:33,770
He's just tired.
872
01:37:33,970 --> 01:37:37,310
So tired, that you can smell
his boozy breath three kilometers away.
873
01:37:37,550 --> 01:37:40,260
Is he sleeping or simulating?
874
01:37:43,150 --> 01:37:45,560
In the astral plane. Faker.
874
01:37:45,850 --> 01:37:47,360
He just doesn't care.
875
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:50,030
He feels like drinking - he gets drunk,
he feels like sleeping - he sleeps,
875
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,130
he feels like...
876
01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:56,710
He thew us like puppies into the water.
"Get out as best as you can!"
877
01:37:57,330 --> 01:37:59,420
He is responsible for us, right?
878
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:03,640
Be responsible for yourself, pretty-boy.
879
01:38:04,170 --> 01:38:07,110
-Piss off!
-You piss off!
880
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:21,420
-What was here before?
-A loo.
880
01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:23,320
Too luxurious for a loo.
881
01:38:23,420 --> 01:38:25,420
Great tribes lived here
882
01:38:25,950 --> 01:38:28,530
which humanity has long forgotten about.
883
01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:31,420
Some princes,
884
01:38:31,420 --> 01:38:34,350
priests, warriors, poets.
885
01:38:34,970 --> 01:38:39,240
They were building something,
digging channels.
886
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:44,660
They fought, they loved,
coused troubles to each other.
887
01:38:44,660 --> 01:38:46,660
All kind of things.
And everything's gone.
888
01:38:47,439 --> 01:38:48,399
I found it!
888
01:38:49,739 --> 01:38:50,799
No need to yell.
888
01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:53,600
I found it! Check it out.
889
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,570
A tooth of a prehistoric animal.
889
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:56,970
(Picked up some shit again)
890
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:01,020
-Show me.
-Saber-toothed tiger?
891
01:39:02,040 --> 01:39:05,150
O! Congratulations!
892
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,570
Fossilized mammoth shit.
892
01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:09,970
Which should not be mentioned at the table.
893
01:39:10,270 --> 01:39:12,040
I told you it was a loo.
894
01:39:12,759 --> 01:39:15,759
They shat across the country
Many years ago.
1023
01:39:15,919 --> 01:39:19,199
Son-of-a-bitching mammoths
Let them bugger off.
1024
01:39:19,559 --> 01:39:22,839
Our dear ancestors
shat in our sneakers
1025
01:39:23,279 --> 01:39:26,559
We don't really care,
We drive a motorcycle.
894
01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:10,930
Victor Sergeyevich
895
01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:13,330
Are you afraid of death?
896
01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:16,220
I am.
897
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:19,510
Why?
898
01:40:20,970 --> 01:40:22,930
I got used to life.
899
01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:28,020
You know why it's mostly young people
900
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:31,020
who get sent to the army and to war?
901
01:40:32,180 --> 01:40:36,180
Because they're young, healthy.
902
01:40:36,180 --> 01:40:40,180
Because they're stupid and not afraid of death yet.
903
01:40:41,140 --> 01:40:45,820
-Ideal cannon fodder.
-But this is not fair.
904
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:47,230
Of course.
905
01:40:47,330 --> 01:40:51,330
Life is not fair at all.
906
01:40:52,350 --> 01:40:54,350
And what to do?
907
01:40:55,820 --> 01:40:58,350
Try to be happy.
908
01:40:59,950 --> 01:41:02,350
Are you trying?
909
01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:05,850
Turning myself inside out!
910
01:41:06,850 --> 01:41:08,080
Victor Sergeyevich,
910
01:41:08,850 --> 01:41:11,280
how good it is just to sit here with you.
911
01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:13,280
Look at the fire
912
01:41:14,810 --> 01:41:19,350
It could've been like that from the start.
Every evening.
913
01:41:19,890 --> 01:41:21,770
And you're drunk all the time,
913
01:41:22,890 --> 01:41:24,770
you say stupid things,
914
01:41:25,150 --> 01:41:27,150
clown around with the boys.
915
01:41:28,640 --> 01:41:30,640
You have to control yourself.
916
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:36,850
It'll be better for everyone.
For you,
917
01:41:36,850 --> 01:41:38,850
and for others.
918
01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:40,850
And...
918
01:41:48,220 --> 01:41:50,720
Good night.
919
01:42:03,730 --> 01:42:06,930
On these rapids May 7, 1967
tourist Sergei Dolganov died tragically
920
01:42:07,230 --> 01:42:08,530
So young.
920
01:42:08,930 --> 01:42:10,930
Only 23.
921
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:16,130
Today is also May 7th.
922
01:42:17,020 --> 01:42:21,060
I hope they won't put a second plate
with our names.
923
01:42:21,060 --> 01:42:24,440
Fear, Commander Bormann,
forces a person to learn ardently.
924
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:29,060
Today's lesson:
Dolgan rapids. Let's go.
925
01:43:17,330 --> 01:43:19,860
Clear?
926
01:43:32,710 --> 01:43:34,050
Victor Sergeyevich.
926
01:43:35,910 --> 01:43:36,950
What?
927
01:43:37,220 --> 01:43:38,570
I'm not sure.
928
01:43:38,870 --> 01:43:41,460
Maybe you should run the catamaran?
929
01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:45,710
Barmin, you will.
929
01:43:45,940 --> 01:43:48,610
And remember, the commander's place
is on the right side of the stern.
930
01:43:48,970 --> 01:43:52,310
I'll be next to you.
Fathers!
931
01:43:52,750 --> 01:43:55,240
If anyone's scared
they can walk along the bank.
931
01:43:55,750 --> 01:43:57,240
Get ready for lunch.
932
01:43:57,340 --> 01:44:01,330
I'm going to the village to arrange transport
and will be back soon.
933
01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:05,330
Tomorrow morning we're starting out for Dolgan.
934
01:44:06,660 --> 01:44:07,850
Is the program clear?
935
01:44:08,159 --> 01:44:10,001
Yes, Viktor Sergeyevich.
935
01:44:10,459 --> 01:44:12,201
Anyone want to come with me for company?
935
01:44:12,534 --> 01:44:14,768
- How long?
- We'll be back in three hours.
936
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:17,510
Nah, we'll have nap time.
937
01:44:18,501 --> 01:44:20,127
I'll go with you.
937
01:44:20,310 --> 01:44:23,110
-Masha...
-You don't have to, Masha.
938
01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:31,680
Viktor Sergeevich, forgive me.
938
01:44:32,340 --> 01:44:33,680
For what?
939
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:36,770
For what I told you yesterday.
940
01:44:38,770 --> 01:44:41,770
And, you know...
We're going home tomorrow
941
01:44:43,330 --> 01:44:46,130
And I have a feeling
that I wasted all this time.
942
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:52,720
Take ...Ovechkin.
943
01:44:54,260 --> 01:44:56,260
He's doing everything right.
944
01:44:57,860 --> 01:44:59,860
But I don't love him.
945
01:45:04,390 --> 01:45:06,800
And I have realized that
946
01:45:08,890 --> 01:45:12,040
it'd be easy for me to fall in love with you.
You're a teacher.
947
01:45:12,480 --> 01:45:15,820
And schoolgirls I guess always
fall in love with their teachers.
948
01:45:18,270 --> 01:45:20,270
Maybe you just felt bad,
949
01:45:21,770 --> 01:45:23,770
and I started moralizing. Stupid.
950
01:45:24,850 --> 01:45:26,270
The moral
951
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:30,040
of this fable is...
952
01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:32,750
Victor Sergeyevich, you don't love me?
953
01:45:45,950 --> 01:45:47,040
I do, Masha.
953
01:45:48,350 --> 01:45:50,040
Very much.
954
01:45:58,040 --> 01:46:00,070
I will not be able
954
01:46:00,140 --> 01:46:02,170
to live without you.
955
01:46:11,240 --> 01:46:13,680
You will.
956
01:47:38,170 --> 01:47:42,260
WE SELL LARD, MILK, CHEESE, QUARK
957
01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:55,470
Sorry, Masha, there is no village.
958
01:47:58,170 --> 01:48:00,400
Everyone's gone.
959
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,810
Mashenka, get up. Get up, girl.
811
01:48:11,300 --> 01:48:12,800
You'll freeze.
960
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:09,820
Heat... Masha... heat...
961
01:49:12,719 --> 01:49:14,159
Undress.
961
01:49:15,679 --> 01:49:18,519
We have to take off
the clothes to warm up.
962
01:49:24,220 --> 01:49:26,330
Masha! Masha, Masha!
963
01:49:28,620 --> 01:49:30,140
Come on! Live!
964
01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:47,890
Come on! Live! Live!
965
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:28,830
Victor Sergeyevich,
966
01:50:29,076 --> 01:50:31,276
warm up yourself.
966
01:50:32,576 --> 01:50:33,976
I won't die anymore.
967
01:50:41,550 --> 01:50:42,790
I love you.
968
01:51:13,399 --> 01:51:15,019
Get warm!
968
01:51:21,359 --> 01:51:23,019
Warm up, Masha!
968
01:51:43,770 --> 01:51:45,570
I love you.
969
01:51:47,550 --> 01:51:51,050
I love you too, Masha.
Sleep.
970
01:51:55,060 --> 01:51:56,970
Everything will be fine.
971
01:53:04,710 --> 01:53:09,430
"Wind, O Wind! Lord of the sky!
Herding flocks of clouds on high,
972
01:53:09,770 --> 01:53:14,570
Stirring up the dark-blue ocean,
Setting all the air in motion.
973
01:53:14,570 --> 01:53:18,970
Unafraid of anyone
Saving God in heav'n alone.
974
01:53:21,110 --> 01:53:25,060
-Masha! Where are you going?
-The guys are waiting for us.
975
01:53:43,330 --> 01:53:46,710
Victor Sergeyevich, the boys
are coming up to the rapids.
976
01:53:46,710 --> 01:53:48,710
What?
976
01:54:11,110 --> 01:54:12,010
F***!
976
01:54:12,710 --> 01:54:14,010
Don't panic!
977
01:54:25,150 --> 01:54:27,370
Did they get through?
978
01:54:28,220 --> 01:54:30,170
Two more.
979
01:54:44,220 --> 01:54:45,750
We'll get smashed now!
980
01:55:05,836 --> 01:55:07,244
Harder!
981
01:55:20,812 --> 01:55:22,595
Can't believe it...
981
01:55:25,000 --> 01:55:26,595
Viktor Sergeyevich...
981
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:42,095
Wait, wait...
979
01:55:43,020 --> 01:55:45,950
Viktor Sergeyevich...
They'll all die...they'll get smashed...
980
01:56:33,640 --> 01:56:35,210
Are we alive?
980
01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:37,100
Guys, we're alive.
981
01:56:38,680 --> 01:56:39,980
They got through it...
981
01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:42,680
Jerks.
982
01:57:39,060 --> 01:57:42,430
And I haven't called mom in a thousand years.
983
01:57:51,110 --> 01:57:53,550
Ovechkin Production presents:
984
01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:03,470
We're going on a hike
985
01:58:04,310 --> 01:58:07,370
But Sluzhkin, where's he?
986
01:58:08,040 --> 01:58:10,800
Hungry is our mouth
987
01:58:11,640 --> 01:58:14,220
And our asses wet
988
01:58:14,500 --> 01:58:15,440
But they'll put him in prison!
988
01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:16,840
They'll put him in prison
988
01:58:17,100 --> 01:58:18,540
They'll put him in prison
988
01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:20,840
For killing the kids
989
01:58:22,540 --> 01:58:23,610
They'll put him in prison
990
01:58:24,310 --> 01:58:25,770
They'll put him in prison
990
01:58:26,310 --> 01:58:27,770
For drinking with kids
991
01:58:29,370 --> 01:58:31,370
There you go!
992
01:58:33,280 --> 01:58:37,110
I hope, Victor Sergeyevich,
I don't need to explain
993
01:58:37,510 --> 01:58:39,910
that this is nothing but a criminal case.
994
01:58:40,310 --> 01:58:43,540
You're lucky that we don't want
to tarnish the name of our school.
995
01:58:44,620 --> 01:58:48,260
Please submit your resignation
to the headmaster immediately.
996
01:58:54,840 --> 01:58:56,000
Clown.
997
01:59:06,660 --> 01:59:08,570
Dude! Throw the ball.
997
01:59:08,960 --> 01:59:11,270
O! Victor Sergeyevich, hello!
998
01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:15,060
-Hey, fathers!
-Hello! How are you?
999
01:59:15,330 --> 01:59:18,000
-Couldn't be better! How about you?
-Great.
1000
01:59:18,239 --> 01:59:21,879
-Where do you work now?
-Well... It's not important.
1001
01:59:30,170 --> 01:59:33,000
- Line up!
- Goodbye, Viktor Sergeyevich.
1002
01:59:33,079 --> 01:59:34,319
Bolshakova, bye!
1002
01:59:34,804 --> 01:59:35,838
Be happy!
1002
01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:38,080
Goodbye, Victor Sergeyevich.
1003
01:59:44,800 --> 01:59:47,850
Well... Good luck, Victor Sergeyevich!
1004
01:59:48,660 --> 01:59:51,200
Oh! Thanks!
1005
01:59:56,170 --> 01:59:58,660
Let's go, Tatusha.
1006
02:00:03,240 --> 02:00:05,540
Dad, what is important?
1006
02:00:06,140 --> 02:00:07,140
What?
1007
02:00:07,240 --> 02:00:09,680
You said "It's not important".
And what is important?
1007
02:00:09,840 --> 02:00:11,280
Well...
1008
02:00:11,680 --> 02:00:15,680
It is important to have a smoke now.
And I don't have any.
1009
02:00:23,919 --> 02:00:25,059
BLACK TEA
859
02:00:25,565 --> 02:00:28,849
A gray dove is flying by
859
02:00:29,765 --> 02:00:31,249
with his lady
859
02:00:31,965 --> 02:00:33,249
lady dove
860
02:00:35,016 --> 02:00:37,816
A young dashing lad is walking...
1009
02:00:45,770 --> 02:00:47,750
Mom, where's dad?
1010
02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:52,520
Vitya!
1010
02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:54,720
Who?
1011
02:00:56,780 --> 02:00:57,830
You know who you are?
1011
02:00:58,130 --> 02:00:59,330
Freaking clown!