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My friends, my community, my family.

It is with deep sadness that I must share with you all.

My darling Nicky and I are allowing our paths

with the journey of life to diverge.

I am going to be taking some soul time to...

manifest what comes next.

I'm just so grateful for you all.

And... for Boba Match.

Because when you're with Boba Match,

you're never really alone.

Hmm, nice spin.

Take your time, Manners family,

I simply adore being late!

You look great, Hats. An adorable little tangerine.

What?

Satsuma?

Oh, what?

Sorry, Wilbur, bit of a fashion...

crisis shall we say?

- Richard... - Hmm?

No 16-year-old girl wants to be told they look like a fruit!

Yes, right. She came home last night very upset.

Didn't eat her pizza.

Even though it was Hawaiian.

Listened to Radiohead on repeat. Not even the best album.

I'm sensing drama with... a boy.

Hmm.

Oh, Saint Jude herself.

Oh, my day just keeps getting better and better.

Wilbur, my flight's delayed and I'm stuck in a lounge

full of screaming children! We've got to get Yuji

to book one of our girls for Bascar Poppy clearly makes more sense,

but who knows with Yuji?!

Oh, and make sure Harriet actually posts some images this week!

I told her, she's got to grow her following!

Girl, bye.

♪ Imagination's come to life right here again ♪

♪ A new obsession... ♪

- Not a word. - Okay.

♪ You've got a place right next to me ♪

♪ I, I... ♪♪

A Gen Z Ginger Spice sensation, who do you think you are?

- Harriet Manners? - Por qué?

And, by the way, I just wanted to make an urgent detour,

actually, if we could just stop off at school,

I need to get something from my locker.

We're running a breezy 47 minutes late, so...

We agreed that I'd be able to balance my schoolwork, right?

Of course! Anything for academia!

Perhaps we should also stop at the British library.

Amazing! I might actually prefer the natural history museum, but...

- Got it. - Mm-hmm.

Okay, lovely. Hands and feet inside. We're ready!

Um, so I have to do this shoot today, right?

Um, morally but also, legally and contractually?

Yes, darling, I'm afraid so.

But I'm with you this time, no more random signing stuff.

All right.

I'll be two minutes.

Nat!

When I said leave me alone, I meant it. Okay?

I need space.

Yeah, but, um. Space is, is quite a...

a big concept isn't it, really? I mean, it's quite subjective.

Cosmically speaking, it could mean anything.

It's up for interpretation, really.

Okay, she's not buying that either.

- I just want to talk to you. - I know. And if I wanted to talk to you,

I would've picked up the phone one of the 14 times you called.

15. Um...

I don't know why I said that.

I have a shoot today, so I won't be able to...

Bunking off school again. Yeah. Really cool, really you, Harriet.

No, no you don't understand, they're literally making me! I have to!

Nat, please, I'm so sorry, I know I messed up,

and I'm so, so sorry, I...

Run along, Harriet. I'm sure the fashion world

is very desperate to see you.

Please don't call me again.

Nat! Nat!

Harriet, you okay?

Yeah, is there anything we can do to help?

I mean, she looked devastated.

- I know, Nat was... - Nat?

Oh no, I was talking about Poppy Hepple-Cartwright!

Those tears looked genuine.

Oh, no, sorry it's not your fault! You shouldn't feel bad.

Any relationship break-up is hard.

What?

Look, I know you've got your shoot today.

So I'll fill in for you!

We'll help Nat with the costumes, won't we guys?

Nat, wait up!

Bye, Harriet.

- Yeah, bye, Harriet. - Bye, Harriet.

♪ Break of dawn caught me in the light ♪

♪ I gotta say, all these secrets don't keep me... ♪

It gets better, I promise.

When?

When I figure that out, I'll let you know. Come on.

♪ I don't feel for you... ♪

To anyone going through a break-up...

you will get through this.

♪ There's a traitor in my heart ♪♪

Tree Frog has landed.

- Hi! - Hi, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi!

Hello! Hi.

Right, we can move faster.

- That's it, quick. - Tree Frog is on the move.

They wanted a cute little nickname,

and I figured, my orange chinchilla.

And Tree Frog is far more interesting than artist number three, so...

So lovely to finally meet you, by the way!

We've been talking about you all morning.

Oh, so you've seen Poppy's video too?

No, because you're so awesome.

I mean, the thing where you sat on the catwalk. Really? Slay, girl!

Oh, thanks.

- I'll take it from here, thank you! - Of course.

- Betty, she! - Hello, come this way!

Thank you.

Come this way.

Excusez-moi.

Now, these two civilians are Harriet Manners' esteemed guests.

So please treat them like the adjacent... royalty that they are.

Refreshments!

♪ Phonebox on my way home ♪

♪ I told you my answer ♪

♪ I left you my dreams on ♪

♪ Your answering machine, oh... ♪

Oh, sugar cookies.

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let the spirit inside you ♪

♪ Don't wait to be found ♪

Double sugar cookies.

♪ Come along with my sound ♪

♪ Let the spirit move you ♪

♪ Let the waves come up They'll fuse you ♪

♪ I've never met no one to deny a sound... ♪

Smile, Harriet, smile!

Too late.

And, cut! Right, reset.

I see your new squeeze has finally arrived.

She's not my new squeeze.

That's not what I heard, Nicky-noo.

Hey, I'm a bit confused about that super intense break-up video?

Everyone thinks I dumped you.

Well, to be fair...

You can't dump someone you were never with, Poppy. That's insane!

What do you expect me to do? Just act like you disappeared?

To be honest, yes.

♪ Come on, let the spirit inside you ♪♪

Isn't it funny how I was fronting Yuji's brand when I was your girlfriend,

and now suddenly, Harriet's everywhere?

- Oh, come on. Seriously? - How'd that conversation go, Nicholas?

Auntie Yuji, it's my birthday next week,

can you put my new girlfriend in the perfume ad?

It's only a huge deal any model would die for.

You know I had nothing to do with that.

Not the optics, Nicky-noo.

Hello, so you need to go...

To hair and makeup. Take these off!

I was saying,

we must impress on you the need to move

thy twinkle toes over to hair and makeup.

We're waiting to transform, darling.

You know us mere mortals must trust the vision

of the medium's most respected Genii.

I will now leave you in the capable, excellent talents

of Miss Val, here.

Darling, I'm loving the "I've made an effort look" today.

Oh, honey, this old thing?

- Hi, Harriet, so pleased to meet you! - Hi, hello.

Have you, er, smelt the perfume? I think it's gorgeous!

Um, I don't really like perfume. I find it too powerful and overwhelming.

Oh, really?

Did you know that space is completely silent?

Mm-hmm...

And that there are over 200 billion different planets out there

- just floating about? - Mm-hmm.

Sounds pretty lonely, doesn't it?

Mmm.

It's an overwhelming concept, isn't it, space?

Sort of, never stops.

We don't know if goes on forever,

just on and on and on...

Um, darling, can you just give me one minute?

Sorry.

Sugar cookies...

I am a hundred percent team Harriet, by the way.

Thanks.

Um... Team Harriet?

I've never really, um, warmed to Poppy.

She keeps calling me Barbara, and I think it's intentional.

I mean, do I look like a Barb...

When you say team Harriet, what does that mean?

Oh, um. It means...

Team Poppy, uh, Team Harriet.

I think you and Nick are much better together.

But we're not even a couple!

Mmm.

But we're really not a couple.

We've never even...

Right, should we get started?

- I'm just gonna take this off. - Um...

Oh, don't worry, darling, I'll put it somewhere safe.

I'll just pop it in there. Okay, can you take the other one off for me?

That's it.

Ding-dong, darling! Let's get you off to hair.

Miss Lee!

Hello!

It's B-Betty. Betty.

Infinity Models London.

Is Jude Paignton here?

Yes...

N-No. Um...

No, uh, she's not actually here right now.

Her flight was delayed.

She tried everything. I tried everything.

Honestly, she is so terribly, deeply sorry for not being here.

She sent me in her place. Wilbur is here too.

Sorry.

Bring me Wilbur.

Smooth.

♪ Day by day, through the night ♪

♪ All hope fading... ♪

I'm a piece of fashion fungus.

I cannot believe that I am in a bath,

dressed like rejected foliage, in front of...

literally everyone.

Harriet, can you open your eyes, please?

Did you know that the word "petal" comes from

the Greek word petalon,

which means thin plate?

Do you have to spout facts every time you're anxious?

Now can you look at Nick? Into his eyes,

like you're in a dream.

♪...Take a breath, forgive and forget ♪

♪ I'm starting to disappear... ♪

The average person's eyes will see about

24 million images in their lifetime.

I think she meant for a little bit longer.

Um, yeah. Right.

And now one of Nick's is of me looking like

a constipated plant. In a bath.

♪...Holding on to a light that won't glow ♪

Maybe, maybe we can hold hands.

♪...Enemies in a beast of our making ♪

♪ I let go ♪

♪ Turn around, don't follow me down... ♪

Could you look at each other like you like each other?

♪...Take a breath ♪

♪ Forgive and forget... ♪♪

Oh, cut!

Can we get some makeup checks on Harriet, please?

Looks like they do like each other.

- Wow! - Mmm.

- This really is... - Incredible.

It is actually surprisingly exciting, isn't it?

Mm. Well, it's a great concept. Really clear vision.

She's green, youthful, delicate, and yet, rooted.

Exactly.

Earthy.

Grounded.

Female power runs deep.

Mm, yes.

I'm getting... peat with peony. I mean...

- Makes total senes. - Impressive nose.

Thank you.

Double-check my inbox.

Ah, Harriet's parents are just observing.

Duty of care and all that.

If you'd like to come with me? Thanks.

- Hmm? - Oh.

Okay.

Isn't this the most charming little ferngully?

Truly the epitome of an English landscape, no?

Just looking at her makes me feel so inspired.

She just has that certain je ne sais something, you know?

You want her to walk for me at the Bascar event.

Ah!

Oh, Yuji! She'd be delighted, of course!

That was not an offer.

No, but...

maybe it's the whisper of an offer to come?

A reverse echo. No?

Let's see how today goes.

I haven't offered it, Wilbur.

Understood?

Okay, let's cut that.

Let's take a short wellness break. For me.

Your necklace.

Yeah.

You noticed.

Nat and I have matching ones.

We've fallen out before, but nothing like this.

I feel like she actually hates me this time.

Well if she hated you, I don't think she would be so angry.

What was the falling out about anyway?

No one. Um...

Nothing.

You, predominantly.

I just, I wasn't there when she needed me.

Literally or figuratively?

Both.

But the literally part last night was kind of the final straw.

And the lying.

And the betraying.

Wasn't incredibly helpful either.

Wait is that why you left in the middle of our date?

Because you were late for Nat?

Obviously.

Oh.

Wait, not obviously?

What did you, what did you think I...

Did you think I just was so physically repulsed

by your face that I made up some random excuse to get away from the date?

It crossed my mind briefly, yeah.

Wow! So insecure!

Okay!

♪ Slip into the same old habits ♪

♪ And I can sense the madness creeping... ♪

This... is what I want.

♪...Maybe it never left ♪

This is what Yuji wants.

♪ Eating away at my flesh ♪

♪ 'Cause I never tried to get better ♪

action!

♪ Never tried to forget her ♪

♪ Your eyes, they look like mine ♪

♪ So I can see you feel confined ♪

♪ I guess I never really tried... ♪

You know what would've made it even better, though?

No, what?

A pair of cool parent extras.

Shh!

♪...Feel confined ♪

♪ I guess I never really tried ♪

♪ Never tried to change your mind... ♪

What?

Nothing.

♪...To be more open ♪

♪ To not close the door and walk down to the shore ♪

♪ Let it sweep it all away... ♪♪

That's it.

Yuji by Yuji Lee.

So, did she book the Bascar event, then?

Yes.

And cut! We've got it, let's move on!

Nick, um, we're over here next.

When you're ready, this way.

You both look beautiful.

♪ Tell me what do you say... ♪

One, take one.

♪...Day after day ♪

♪ Tell me how should I feel ♪

♪ I ripped my heart out trying to make you happy ♪

♪ But then you took it away ♪

♪ To a place where nothing's real ♪

♪ I'm losing all sensation ♪♪

Hello, Harriet.

Mmm, it's almost right.

Um, we'll keep her here and bring her onto set when the water settles. Okay?

Okay! Um, I don't have anything better to do, so I'll just be...

I'll be right here. Okay.

Harri! Babes!

You look... amazing.

Oh, um, thanks.

You're so brilliant.

Such a talent.

So, um...

This is usually the part where you say something nice about me?

Oh, um, of course! I mean, of course you're amazing,

I'm just the girl with geek on her backpack.

You know, you're, you're, you're...

You're Poppy Hepple-Cartwright.

Thank you so much!

Sorry, why do you have geek on your bag?

Is that like a... fashion statement thing?

Um, yeah. N-Not, exactly.

It's more of an unofficial name at school. Geek Girl.

Haters gonna hate, Harri.

Yeah, that, that is quite literally what haters do.

Um, Poppy?

I-I... I was just wondering, um...

You and Nick, um,

y-you weren't actually together, were you?

Babes, no!

As if.

Noppy?

That was all curated by me.

I know, right?

I'm my own best image architect.

♪ And here we go again ♪

♪ As you fall... ♪

No, no, Rich! You most definitely can't!

No, I most definitely can, get the camera, get the camera!

♪...Have I said enough ♪

♪ I go on repeating ♪

♪ All that I live for ♪

♪ Forever yours... ♪♪

Why are there two middle-aged tourists in my bathtub?

Your guess is as good as mine.

I'll handle it.

Water two, take one.

Can we have Rayne on set, please?

No way. The magic of film!

- Hi, I'm Harriet. - Rayne.

Oh, Rayne.

Did you know that 75 percent of the human brain,

and trees, are made up of water?

Okay, so you're little water nymphs, and you're dancing on the waves.

This is Karma for getting out of all those P.E. lessons, isn't it?

Could you move, Harriet? Just do your own thing.

Something a little bit more contemporary?

♪ Well I get this feeling ♪

♪ I get this feeling ♪

♪ Jumbled around, around, around ♪

♪ Inside my mind... ♪♪

And that's great, Harriet!

Great!

That's amazing.

Amazing.

Okay so we can cut there, everyone, and that's a wrap on Rayne.

Uh, it was great working with you, Harriet. See you around?

Uh, I'm sorry, um...

I did not just do that!

So, my first ever kiss was an accident with a total stranger!

Poppy, can you just hold on here.

Sure, Barbara.

No problem.

Well done, Harriet, if you just follow me.

You were born for fashion, Rich!

Mind your step.

Just over here, please.

Yep, I'm on my way.

Do you know anything about semipermeable membranes?

Um...

So you have to think of the kidney

as almost like a security guard.

- This one? - Uh, yeah, so,

it lets in some molecules, but not all of them.

The membrane proteins...

And then if you look at this over here...

There you are! So, totally not my fault,

but there's been a teeny tiny massive problem with your Paris flights, yeah?

If I was you, I'd fast walk myself to the airport, pronto.

Yeah, Romance, no time for that, you know! Move!

They're ready for you, butter bee.

Harriet?

Harriet!

Earth to space alien! Come on!

Oh...

Oh Poppy, no!

- Oh... - What's wrong?

Nothing!

I don't want you to worry about anything. Ever.

I thought you were beauty, Poppy, you're a beast!

♪ How can I help you feel better about you ♪

♪ How can I help you ♪

♪ Do I really deserve you ♪

♪ Always hoped you could set out to prove ♪

♪ 'Cause that's what I do That's what I'm put here to do ♪

♪ Isn't it, isn't it you Wasn't it you, though ♪

♪ Want me eternally youthful Never grow old ♪

♪ I'll always be I'll always be up for it ♪

♪ Politely sit, but I don't know ♪

♪ Do I? I don't know And that's how you live with it ♪

♪ I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know, I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know, I don't know I don't know ♪

♪ My current lover tells me to turn over ♪

♪ Doesn't look into my eyes and I think that's cool though ♪

♪ 'Cause then he won't see how much empathy I have inside ♪

♪ And I've got another We don't know each other ♪

♪ But that's no brother, as you have your babies I'm going crazy ♪

♪ Feeling secondary, eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh ♪

♪ I don't know, I don't know I don't know, I don't know... ♪

And cut!

♪...I don't know, I don't know I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know, I don't know I don't know... ♪

It's a wrap!

Well done!

♪ As I'm falling at your door... ♪

- It's a wrap! - That was fantastic.

♪...What I'll do forever more ♪

♪ Over rewarded Surrounded by over rewarded ♪

♪ And easily praised 'Cause aren't you a good boy ♪

♪ Got your perfect life while nothing ever stood in your way ♪

♪ I am a god, I am a king ♪

♪ I never wrote a single thing Now I'm the enemy ♪

♪ 'Cause you all made a queen of me ♪♪

Hello.

My name's Harriet, and you may or may not

have seen a photo posted of me by Poppy Heppel-Cartwright.

And I'm here to say that it's not real.

Well, I mean it is technically, physically real,

but she twisted the truth.

And I'm sick and tired of having to be constantly defending myself!

I'm here at a, a perfume campaign shoot, look.

A perfume campaign shoot.

Not, not getting a new boyfriend, as was suggested.

Some more evidence.

And Nat, if you're watching this...

I'm so incredibly sorry.

I would never hurt you intentionally, you're my best friend.

Okay.

♪ What you running from, me? ♪

♪ What you want, is this what you wanted... ♪

Phillipe, can you explain to me

why Diet Prada have just posted intricate details

of my debut perfume campaign?

I'm sorry, what?

Oh no...

And I'm here to say that it's not real.

At least Anna liked it?

Yuji, please! Clearly it was a mistake!

Harriet didn't mean to...

A moment... a momentillo, please.

Harriet, quick Q.

You didn't by any chance happen to, oh, I don't know,

leak a highly confidential perfume campaign on your social media,

did you?

Oh, Harriet.

Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no...

What have you done?