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♪ My mind ♪

♪ It feels like I'm losing my mind ♪

♪ My mind ♪♪

Oh, I see you're travelling comfort class, chickpea.

I thought I'd have time to change on the plane.

But did you know if you fly wearing tight clothes,

you can get deep vein thrombosis?

So...

Oh, okay, yeah, sorry.

How was the flight?

Long.

How do you look so...

magnificent, luminous, transcendent?

So... uh, rested?

Oh, I can sleep anywhere.

Like in the middle of an Iman Hotel shoot.

Okay, you try laying in one of their beds all day and staying conscious.

Wait! Oh my gosh!

Is that Nick Park?

Hi! Um, sorry, could you, um...

You can take a picture, could you?

- Uh, sure. - Thank you!

- Sugar cookies! - Oh!

Ow!

Wait, is that Museum girl?

Oh, well, I mean, I only go to museums like once or twice a month,

it's not actually that much.

Harry Styles!

- Where? - Grammy album of the year, Harry!

- Oh my gosh. - Wilbur!

- Is that really Harry Styles? - No.

I had a great time yesterday.

Yes, it was very pleasant, thank you so much.

So unnecessarily formal.

So, I guess this is goodbye.

No!

Yeah.

Wilbur, my man, quite some trip. Come on, give me one up high!

- I think your taxi is wait... - Don't leave me hanging,

I know you want... There it is!

- Come on. - Take your child and go.

Thank you!

Wait, does she not know about... the pictures being everywhere?

- Do you think we should tell her? - Give her a moment

to catch her breath.

She's gonna need it.

Yeah, yeah. No, that event really is the cherry on top.

Listen, let's get her booked, and then you and I

can sit down and really hash out those terms, yeah?

Good morning, angels!

"Good morning, Wilbur."

Good morning, everybody. It's glorious.

Oh, you all look divine.

Oh, that offer is an adorable little starting point,

but um, Harriet is in high demand,

so why don't you get back to me when you got time

to get a little more meaty, yeah? Yeah. Ciao, ciao. Ciao.

Ugh. Wilbur!

- Hmm. - Ah!

This Harriet situation is incroyable.

Telling you, she's gonna be huge.

As will I if...

Betty, get these away from me.

Okay, look, look, look, we need to prep her on the perfume shoot,

because that is a totally different ball game.

I believe in her.

Well, you believe in the Easter bunny, darling.

Betty! Betty!

Get me a list of all the stylists that are working on set

with Poppy and Harriet, I just want top talent, all right?

- Mmm. - Okay?

- Sure, yeah. - FYI...

you just booked them both.

Oh, controversial.

- You're welcome. - Hmm!

It's always been, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza".

- That's the lyric. - It's not even close

to being the lyrics, Dad.

Annabel.

Morning, you two.

So... how was modelling in the Great White North?

Ooh...

The Great White what?

Yeah. I'm not sure I know what...

Did you seriously think I wouldn't find out?

- How did you know I was modelling? - It's Annabel.

She pretty much knows everything.

Please, just... Before you ground me for a century,

- can I just explain why... - I'm sorry.

Harriet, I was wrong.

You absolutely smashed it out there, and I'm so proud of you.

- You are? - Ridiculously.

I underestimated what you're capable of. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Now, you must be exhausted.

Why don't you go upstairs and I'll bring you up a cup of tea?

You're the best!

You really are, you know?

- You really are the best... - Not you.

- Wait, what? - You, I'm mad at.

How could you lie and run off like that?

But... it turned alright in the end. You just said it did.

There's supposed to be one teenager in this house, Richard,

and it's not you.

What the hell were you thinking? We're supposed to be a team!

- We are, but... - But what, Rich?

It's not my job to parent you too.

I need you to start growing up, or...

Or?

I don't know.

I literally just... don't know.

How do I break this news gently to Nat?

I could make her a PowerPoint.

Oh my gosh, it was a date.

I went on my first real proper date,

and it was with Nick!

Oh my gosh, it was a date!

I went on a date with Nick!

Okay, okay, calm down and reply.

"Yes, please. I would like that very..."

Too keen, delete.

"I would love nothing more than to..."

You are not a Jane Austen heroine. Delete.

Keep it chill!

So very chill.

Yes!

On your cheeks. Brush, brush.

Okay...

Blend. Blend. Blend.

- Just a light wash. - Blend.

So am I blending or am I just smudging?

...the hair is dry. Still...

Section...

Clamp...

Glide.

Section...

Ow!

♪ I wish I cared a lot less ♪

♪ About my shape and how I dress ♪

♪ No matter who I impress ♪

♪ It will never change my view ♪

♪ If I could only learn to see myself... ♪

Hey, Harriet.

Morning. Uh, is Nat ready?

Pretty sure she's left already. Natalie?

Yeah. Sorry, love. I think she went in early

to prep for her interview.

- You know, for the internship. - Right.

- Bye, love. - Bye.

What interview?

♪ This is my house and these are my rules ♪

Harriet! You look so pretty!

I love your bag! Is it real Yuji Lee?

Hey, Harriet. So, do you know Jiji?

The 1958 film? I'm familiar with it, why?

Ollie.

Good morning, Harriet. Do I curtsy,

is that how we're meant to greet a famous person?

Maybe in the court of Henry VIII. Um...

What is... what is going on?

Harriet, wow!

Look at your hair!

It's... so long! Really cute.

"Harriet". Not "geek" or "Spanners".

Just "Harriet".

Thanks.

It's so brave to...

debut a new look. Yes.

Very long, very smooth now. Yeah.

Anyways, Harriet, you need to introduce me to Nick Park.

I'm sure he's got some single model friends,

double date vibes? Yeah?

How did she know about Nick?

Wha...

Seriously, what is going on?

Your big break in Canada? It's all over the Internet, Harriet.

Everyone knows about you and Mr. Cheekbones.

I thought you'd be one of them.

If everyone knows, then that means...

Oh...

- Nat! - I'm fine. It's fine.

- Is it? - You lied and you took

the modelling job without telling me, it's no big deal.

I really did want to tell you, I...

You didn't, did you? That's fine. That's fine.

Nat, I just... I really didn't want to hurt you.

Okay, so... you left me to find out about it

on the Deuxmoi along with eight billion other people?

There are actually 5.1 billion people in the world with Internet access,

and I really doubt they've all seen it.

Look, Miss Lord sorted out this interview for me.

I really have to focus on that right now.

I do not have the time to argue with you, okay?

Wait... are we... arguing?

Stop hovering around and bringing me gift like a sad little stray cat, Richard.

I just want you to know that I'm sorry.

I can see that, but it doesn't really help.

Hmm.

Did you even read Harriet's modelling contract before you signed it?

Yes! Kind of.

Skimmed it.

We were in a rush.

Right.

Well, now not only is Harriet trending on the Internet

with the bad boy of fashion, but she's legally bound

to Infinity and Yuji Lee for this perfume shoot tomorrow.

There's nothing you can do?

Well, aside from apologize profusely to the school

so she can have another day off, no, Richard, there isn't.

This is why you have a lawyer present before you sign stuff.

Or an actual adult.

I need...

- some space... - Oh.

- ...to think. - Yeah.

♪ Late night, waiting by the phone ♪

♪ Tonight waiting for... ♪

Light. Great, great, great! Great.

That's it. Back to camera! Nice.

Hold there. Nice. Nice, mate. Good, good, good, good.

Lean into that shutter.

I have some very difficult news to share with you all.

But I'm not quite ready yet.

I'm still processing this change, and while I do,

I am going to be taking a 12-hour social media cleanse.

Until my return...

all that I ask of you is that you hold me in your thoughts,

send light my way.

♪...Hey, you're playing with my delirium ♪

♪ And the longer I wait the harder I'm gonna fall... ♪

Hold that.

Great, great. Got it.

Great. Lovely. Great. Eyes, to the light.

Good.

Tiny little smile. Got it.

Take a moment.

Hey, Wilb?

Yes?

Where did you and Mark go on your second date?

Was it romantic?

Very. Mark fell over in the underground in Shoreditch.

Spent seven hours in A&E, in East London.

It was immediate love after that.

Okay, I... I might try not that.

Well, ah...

How did you know Mark was the right person for you?

That's easy. Mark actually sees me.

Mark saw all the different parts of me.

He saw the fabulous parts, of which there are many.

He sees the other parts too.

But Mark never tries to change a single thing about me.

He doesn't want me to be any different.

He loves me for me.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I think I understand.

And my mum and gran were rooting for him, so that helps.

Yeah...

- This car. - Mmm?

It's... pretty impressive, right?

Sato! This wouldn't have anything to do with Miss Manners, per chance?

- Can I? - Nicky!

For a few hours!

Oh, the things I do for my fave supermodels.

You better book five campaigns after this.

Harriet.

Harriet.

Can I get a selfie with you?

Uh, uh... okay.

I'm now in an alternate universe.

A really weird one.

Ooh, is that from your boyfriend?

Um, Nick is not my boyfriend.

It's only our second date, so...

Look at you! Second date! Pressure?

Why?

Well, second date is make or break, isn't it?

But don't worry, I'm sure you'll do super well.

Do you, uh... want any help?

No, I don't need any help, thank you.

What?

I said, I think you do.

I'm starting to feel like one of those dolls

people stick pins in when they're angry.

Fine. Help, don't help, whatever.

Okay... Um... Where are the scissors? I...

I dunno, maybe they're in my back, along with the knife.

So you are mad. I knew it.

No. Harriet, I don't have the time to be mad, okay?

Some of us have other dreams to pursue now.

Thread?

Thread?

Pass me the thread, Harriet. Do you want to help,

or do you want to just stand there being super annoying?

I don't think I really want to stand between two arguing girls

while they're holding sharp objects. I'm just gonna...

- No! - We're not arguing!

Sure...

For a not argument, this feels a lot like an argument.

Oh, lovely work.

Don't wear yourself out before your interview tonight.

Katherine from the summer intern program is expecting you at six, okay?

Such an exciting opportunity.

Alright, big day tomorrow.

If you haven't finished your costumes, be here early...

Say something!

You have to fix this.

Why don't I come with you?

I could help. Um, I...

Maybe I could be your model.

I don't need a model, Harriet.

The college has already arranged one for me.

Please, Nat. Look, I know I messed up really badly, but...

just let me do this for you and I can show you how sorry I am.

Well... it would make me look more professional

if I brought my own model, so...

- So you'll let me do it? - I guess.

I promise I won't let you down, Nat.

I-I will be... I will be the best model ever.

And I will be there at ten to six, on the dot.

Just a few Scotch eggs with the most beautiful boy on the planet.

No big...

Okay, massive deal.

♪ The rain water drips through a crack in the ceiling... ♪

♪ and i'll have to spend my time on repair... ♪

Ready?

Not even a little bit.

Sure.

No way!

Oh, wow.

Proper Chevy!

It looks like a 59?

Does it have the 265-cubic-inch small block V8?

What?

My dad used to tell me a lot about vintage cars, that's all.

♪ But would you suspect my emotion wandering, yeah ♪

♪ Do not want a part of this anymore ♪♪

So, how were classes?

Good.

Cool.

What did you study?

Algebra.

Brackets, indices, division.

Multiplication, addition, and subtraction.

Ah, nice.

Congratulations, Harriet.

You just turned a date with an actual supermodel

into the world's most boring maths lesson.

Look, Harriet was it... was it the car?

Okay... I'm really sorry, I just thought it was gonna be

this big gesture thing, you know, and it's just... really cringy.

No, no, no, it wasn't the car, it's, um, um...

It's just I...

I've never been on a date before.

At least, not one that I knew was a date.

Oh.

Okay, well then, um...

we'll just turn this into a not date.

But is it still a date, though?

Because I do want it to be a date.

Just... or a date with a capital D, you know?

It's just me and you, hanging out,

with the small foods you can eat without a knife and fork.

Deal?

So I didn't really know what you liked, so I kinda bought the whole store.

Um, alright, we have cheese,

crackers, sushi rolls...

Mini quiches...

Nothing compared to Poppy.

Maybe the Internet has a valid point.

Sausage rolls...

Which I'm only realizing now need to be cooked.

So you want her to go from a Chanel shoot in the morning,

dodge London traffic on what, a hoverboard,

to make it to Duo Cosmetic shoot in the afternoon?

I've done crazier things in my time, sugar.

Ah, yes, the good old days of street racing and wire fraud.

We need to prioritize, Jude. Harriet can't do everything.

She is the new It Girl, Wilbur.

We've got to cash in while she's still a star.

Also make sure she doesn't burn out like a supernova.

Well then, let's just make her into a hologram, then.

She wouldn't have to do any work at all. Would that be better?

- Better than this, yes. - Just call her.

We need to get these opportunities firmed up now.

You did not.

No, I did. I just... I got stuck in the revolving doors,

and I just kept going round and round and round until I fell out on the street.

Make eye contact. Make eye contact. Make eye contact.

You look really pretty today.

You too.

Oh my gosh, is he moving closer?

And this is really pretty too.

It is, yeah.

Is he going to kiss me?

This is it? My first kiss!

It's half five already!

Oh my God. I have... I have to go.

I need to leave. Uh, now.

- Right now? - Yeah, I...

I have something really, really important that I need to go to.

Um...

So, how fast does this thing go?

Don't worry. This baby's known for its...

Its... completely silent engine?

So is this place within walking distance?

Not unless I'm a cheetah, no.

Just give me one second.

Okay.

- Oh, any luck? - She hung up on me.

Call her again!

Is that her?

Tell me, I need to know her availability ASAP.

Oh, Nicky's calling.

Are you still with Miss Manners? I can't get through to her,

and Jude is throwing a fit.

Yeah, it's, uh... it's the car.

Do not tell me you've broken that car already.

I will decimate you!

Oh, this cannot be happening.

Um... yeah here, take a look.

What happens when

you turn the key?

Nothing. It just made a clicking noise.

Sounds like it might be the battery. You need to jumpstart it.

Wait, what? Jump what?

What is going on?

Oh, wow.

No, no, no.

It's not finished, I was gonna come and get you.

What is this?

Well...

This was the "room of boom," and now it's yours.

It's a quiet place where you can come and think, chill,

or do yoga, you know, whatever. We're a team.

And you need this, so...

I'm pregnant.

I thought we couldn't. I thought the doctor said...

Well, I am, so...

A nursery. Yeah? We can call it the "room of womb".

- No! - No? No.

No!

We're having a baby.

You know, at this rate, we'll be able to start our own band.

- Also no. - Okay.

Connect the other end of the black negative cable

to the terminal in your car.

And is this the final stage in this process?

Well, start the other car's engine,

wait a few minutes, then start yours.

Oh, don't forget to take the cables off.

- Oh, is that an engine I hear? - Oh!

It worked! Wilbur, you did it!

Happy to help, sugar.

Uh, Harriet, poppet, would it be okay to have a conversation

about your availability?

A lot of work has come in for you.

Not time for that, Wilbur. I've got more important things

to be thinking about.

Rude.

♪ You call it growing pains... ♪

Natalie Grey?

We really need to start now.

Coming.

♪ We're locked in a comedown ♪

♪ Why can't you calm down... ♪

Are you okay?

This is completely my fault, I mean... This was a mistake.

I shouldn't have come to this picnic. I should've prioritized her.

I should've planned better.

- Right. - Can we please just go?

- Nat! - You're too late.

Nat, I-I... please.

No, you promised me.

I just... I lost track of time, and then the car broke down

- and Nick was trying really hard... - A boy.

You chose a boy over our friendship?

I gave you a chance even after everything, and you blew it.

Gosh, you are being so unbelievably selfish.

Are we arguing now?

Yes, Harriet. We are absolutely arguing right now.

- But I... - No, Harriet. Leave me alone.

For how long?

Nat?

♪...It feels like mayhem ♪♪