Original subtitles

Welcome to the... ooh!

Are you not embarrassed?

No, for real, why are you dressed like a yeti?

- Huh? - It's a look, come on.

Thank you.

Admittedly, I may have misjudged the weather.

Understatement, but that's a forte of yours, isn't it?

Hang on, hang on. This is fashion's newest star.

I'm sure Yuji Lee has some "hauty" couture that we can borrow.

Mm, it's "haute" couture, Dad. It's French.

And I'm... pretty sure that's not how all of this works anyway.

Travel all good, kids?

Rhetorical question, we've got no time for answers,

but uh, actually, the event should start here, and voilà.

Uh, thanks, but... I have a phone.

Okay. And now you have an upgrade.

Courtesy of your future favourite agent, Wilbur Evans.

I now have two phones. Am I a spy?

- Hats? - Uh, Wilbur?

I-I checked the itinerary and I know that I have

37 minutes before my fitting, so I was just wondering if I could

take maybe six or seven of those to just chill in the room beforehand?

Good idea. Yeah. I could do with a little catnap, you know.

Well, for you, mon petit croissant, sure. We already checked you in.

For you, Harriet, mais non.

You have a meeting with Yuji right now.

Uh, now, now?

Immediately. This is why you're here in Canada.

Oh, this won't do at all, will it?

Garçon! Garçon!

Come on, thank you, darling. My star needs energizing.

- But... - Drink.

Yeah, I really wouldn't give her caffeine. Oh, that's gonna be interesting.

Caffeine speeds up your central nervous system and it works fast.

Right. Now, fitting.

Tomorrow catwalk, which is a big deal. Huge. Massive!

This might be why I'm not usually allowed to drink it.

I'm permanently anxious enough as it is.

Got it.

- That's my girl. - Right. Richard!

Room 207. Second floor.

Take the left, look out for the elegant palm tree. Can't miss it.

- Oh. - Come, come!

As Granny always said, "Fashion waits for no man,

lady or doctor bird."

- Um... - Um, yep.

- Thanks, Dad. - Okay.

- Okay. Bye! - Love you.

Good luck.

Elle est arrivée!

Hi. Hello!

Bonjour! Um, I'm Harriet. Thank you so much for having me.

It's honestly such an honour to be here.

Did you know that caffeine is the most popular

psychoactive substance in the world and that we consume

about 10 billion kilos over a year?

And that I just had about half of that all by myself.

I can see that...

You're at number 10.

Right. Like the Prime Minister.

Just say hello and let's go.

Okay, no more caffeine for me.

Millie? Let's get her ready for the fitting.

Who didn't update the model cards?

Do you have the styling details that Philippe sent over?

Yes, of course. I'm on it.

Is... this is for me?

I think I may have fallen in love.

With a dress!

It's gorgeous.

It's beyond gorgeous. It's art.

You're starting to feel it. Hmm!

Let's get you started.

Just get in there. There's a robe in there for you.

Thank you. I mean... merci.

Mr. Park. Punctual, as always.

Well, you know Betty's itineraries. Everything's scheduled to the second.

I do declare I trained my Bettina well.

Oh. Noppy beckons.

Go, go.

Go!

There's my Nicky.

What do you really think about this dress?

Yeah, you, uh...

You look... great.

Obviously.

But they've literally dressed me like a wallflower now.

Anyway, I just came off the phone with Jude,

and it's really important to them that we catch golden hour for our first

- Canada Post... - Poppy, no. I mean...

Great. I can't wait.

Harriet?

Hey.

Hi. Straight back at ya.

You must be the new girl.

Didn't see you over there. So nice to meet you. I'm...

Poppy Hepple-Cartwright! Uh...

Whoa, sorry. I just... I know who you are already, from...

Relentless online stalking.

From the Internet.

Yeah...

You're a fan.

- Adorable. - Okay, you're done!

Head on over for the fitting photos.

Nick, Harriet, if you just wait there, I'll be right back.

So... this is awkward.

Mustn't fill the silence with pointless facts.

No facts, Harriet. No facts.

- You liking Canada so far? - So, have you been out here before?

Yes, I have.

- You turn. - I-I... think we may have

misjudged the weather calculations.

My dad and I packed for a polar bear Arctic cruise.

Oh, yeah, there really aren't many polar bears in Ottawa.

Mm-mm. Which is a shame, really! 'Cause I think they'd quite like it here.

It's nice. I mean, from what I saw on the drive in, anyway.

But they do have their own museum: the Canadian Museum of Nature.

They have a Albertosaurus' skull.

It's the first dinosaur skull found in Canada. It's pretty cool.

Oh, you think his name was Albert?

Or... or Albertina if it was a girl!

What do they look like anyway? Albertinasauruses?

Well, they... they're kinda like tyrannosaurus rex, but half the size.

So like a pet t-rex?

Well, only if you like your pets nine feet long and quite keen on eating you.

No...

We do actually have an atom of dinosaur in each of us.

I find it quite comforting, actually.

Knowing that there's a little bit of me that's t-rex.

- Nicky, baby! I'm all done now. - Okay.

I'll see you after, yeah? I'll grab your stuff.

Muah!

- You know, I'd love to go and check out... - Millie.

Where is my coffee?

Yuji! Did she just apparate?

I guess I missed the kissing memo.

Hey, Auntie Yuji.

Sorry, did he just say Auntie Yuji?

Hello, Harriet. Thank you for coming.

Thank you so much for having me. I'm... beyond excited to be here.

I mean, granted, I didn't really know anything about you until yesterday,

but I'm...

I mean, I-I knew lots about you, actually.

I'd heard a lot about you from... from my friend Nat, actually.

My best friend. She talks about you relentlessly.

I can't ever get her to shut up about you if I'm honest, but I'm...

I never really listened because I wasn't really that interested.

Uh... Now, you said you wanted fresh...

So... I gave you fresh.

Indeed.

Straight out of the packet, so to speak.

Well...

Let's get acquainted, shall we?

Pretty sure I slept through that with my eyes open.

The caffeine crash is real.

Harriet?

It was pleasant.

- Pleasant? - I know.

Wow!

She hates me, doesn't she? She really, really hates me.

She's gonna send me home, and I've only just got here.

I mean, she's your aunt, why didn't you say something?

- Oh, this is a total... - Do not catastrophize, peanut.

"Pleasant" is practically an epic love letter coming from Yuji.

Really?

Really, man.

- Um... time to go, boo. - Fantastic!

Where are we off to? I found some great places.

- Oh, no, Dad. We're not... - You should come.

Amazing! Oh, Harriet! We should've brought our wheels!

Don't worry. I'm sure we can find something suitable for you two.

Time to hang out with a fashion agent,

two supermodels, and my dad!

I need to change.

♪ Just let her spread her wings and fly... ♪

Pretty sure Poppy did this on purpose.

Brand-new world, same old me.

♪ Gotta reach out for the... Reach out, grab it... ♪

Smile!

Everything alright back there,

my little co-pilot?

Dad, stop trying to pretend this is cool.

Even I know this isn't cool.

Hey!

Bonsoir, mes amis.

H-Hi!

Harriet.

Harriet's dad...

I asked for bikes for two, but I guess it got lost in translation.

Okay! You both look really... retro.

Come on, Nicky. We should do a post.

Focus!

She's a little ray of sunshine, isn't she?

Dad!

Everything okay?

It's Nat.

Was she upset when you told her?

You haven't told her.

I mean, I told her something, just...

not exactly the truth.

Hats... I think it's probably the best thing...

Well, you haven't told Annabelle, so...

Touché. Touché...

But we will tell Annabelle. Why would we want to interrupt her trip?

It's just... it's just rude, Harriet. And inconsiderate, and...

we are gonna be back before she is anyway.

It's just that lying makes me feel nauseous, Dad. Like...

physically ill.

We haven't outright lied.

Okay? Technically, we're more...

withholding the truth.

- Yeah... - Mm!

Fully lying to Nat, though.

Okay. I'll tell you what.

This isn't exactly out of the good parenting playbook, but...

You've reached Annabelle,

please leave a message after the tone.

Hey! It's me!

A-And... and it's Harriet.

Yeah, just a really normal sunny weekend in London, yeah.

We're not gonna burn the house down or...

...have ice cream for dinner,

anything like that, you know. It's just a very...

- Normal... - Normal... chill.

Chill...

- Regular. - R-Regular...

- Weekend in London. - Lon... London.

- Alright, so... Miss you. - Miss you!

Yeah, don't work too hard, okay? Love you.

There you go. Now we're both lying.

Now we're both gonna get in trouble, but honestly,

I'll tell ya, it's gonna be absolutely fine.

You know, just...

Aw... just, um...

I'm gonna catch up with you. Alright? I've got to take this.

Go and see your new friends.

Well, go on. They don't bite.

One of them might.

Hey, Dino!

Richard! Katie said you were off sick but working from home.

Yeah, yeah. I'm... still feeling a bit ropey, actually.

Where are you?

Where am I? Um... I'm at home.

Just got this great new Zoom background app.

I Facetimed you.

It's just a general app. It's very good.

There's a sign written in French behind you.

Yeah, my neighbourhood's very exotic.

You're wearing a hat with a Canadian maple leaf on it.

Love Canadian culture. Eh?

Alanis Morissette, Nickelback, Michael... Booble.

You're in Canada, aren't you, Richard?

- I might be. - Richard...

You're fired.

Yes, a really normal sunny weekend in London, yeah.

We're not gonna burn the house down or...

...have ice cream for dinner,

anything like that, it's just a very...

- Normal... - Normal...

- Chill. - Chill.

- Regular. - R-Regular...

- Weekend in London. - Lon... London.

So, let me show you around

the amazing sights of Ottawa.

And always drinking our Boba Match to stay hydrated, aren't we, babe?

Oh yes, we are indeed, Poppy.

If only Boba Match didn't taste like 300-year-old cat food.

Nick!

That's our best take yet, and you just ruined it.

Sorry, it's just... It's so stupid, though.

Not everyone's a top fashion designer's relative.

Some of us have actually got to hustle.

Okay, I'm sorry. You're right.

And honestly, Pops, I am impressed of your shrewd business acumen.

As you should be.

- And don't call me Pops. - Okay.

Look, I'll try harder, okay?

And the next spot should be really good for new content.

So... uh... where is next on the itinerary?

I want to see everything, so...

A mom.

A Louise Bourgeois.

This... a pregnant spider.

This is where you wanted to get our amazing content.

Yeah.

Babes! No!

Did you know that the original "Maman" was created

for the opening of the Tate Modern in London?

London has all the best spiders.

Wait...

Is Nick... flirting with me?

Oh, my gosh, he is! He's flirting!

And his terrifying girlfriend is right there!

Alright, people! Can't double park and I don't do bikes!

Perfect timing.

Maybe they can drive home.

Come on, you two! I won't have myself anything less

than excellently rested for the show tomorrow.

Oh... Uh, you've got it, Dad. Yeah.

Yeah, don't worry.

Now, Richard.

If you think you're bringing that bike up in this car, you better think again.

♪ 'Cause it was perfect ♪

♪ When it comes to you and me ♪

♪ And as far as I can see ♪

♪ It were perfect ♪

♪ It were perfect ♪♪

Hey.

Don't you worry about it. While you've been here,

pampering all evening, your old dad's returned the bike,

got horribly, horribly lost,

and had to walk all the way back to the hotel.

But...

Eh? Movie snacks!

- Thanks, Dad. You're the best. - Yeah.

- It's in French. - Huh?

- Oh, I didn't even notice. - Hmm.

- Um... Dad? - Hmm?

Completely hypothetical question...

But um...

how do you know if someone is flirting with you

or just being friendly?

- Hypothetical question? - Yeah, no.

It's completely unrelated to real life.

Yeah, well...

you're really asking the wrong person here.

Annabelle had to ask me out three times

before I knew what was going on.

Anyway, look, I wouldn't worry about it.

Friendship is the best start to a relationship.

Do you have any idea what they're saying?

Not at all.

Le grill. I got that.

♪ Rise like a river ♪

♪ Shine like the sun ♪

♪ Promise yourself that you'll be someone... ♪

Ah!

No more induced anxiety for you.

Remember: you can stop this anytime you like.

Not entirely sure that's true, Dad.

I mean, I can't exactly stop in the middle of the runway, can I?

Anytime you like.

You two are still eating?

Are you a Labrador? Come on, let's go, Joe.

Let's go. Come on!

- But we... - Come on.

Time is money and you're broke. Come on!

Harriet...

- Father. - Thank you.

Great.

Oh, don't worry about him. He's got far more important places to be.

- I do? - Of course, you do.

You do have something a little less... dad? Less casual?

- Yes, I do, actually. - Of course you do,

because you're a VIP guest, cherry cake.

Now go transform. Less pumpkin.

You got this, Hats?

Um, yeah. I got this.

She's got this.

Mademoiselle!

VIP.

Hey! I'll be back.

♪ Woohoooo ♪

♪ Wanna savour this ♪

♪ Think I was made for this ♪

♪ Oh yeah it's always been my favourite Taking things too far... ♪

Blimey, this is all starting to feel very real.

Ooh... deep breaths.

Keep breathing. You know, in most cultures,

breathing is considered a good thing.

You've got this.

Okay?

Go fly, little dove. Can you just...?

I'll be back in a moment.

- Right over here. - Thank you.

- Take your photo. - Oh, okay.

And watch your step going down.

There is a volcanic rock water right under the seat.

Please do take the time to really absorb the haiku.

It will really elevate the visual experience.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't drink mineral water.

- Oh, right. I can... - I'm kidding.

Kidding, it's a... joke.

I'm sure it's delicious.

Tough crowd.

Okay. Miss Lee wants you in these.

- Those? - Yes, these!

Um...

Um...

Thank you.

Sorry. Excuse me, sorry. I'm just...

Sit... there. Thank you.

Oh, just a big-name star arriving.

It's certainly not Nickelback, you know?

And you are?

Oh, um... Richard Madison.

Father of the biggest star in the room. You watch, you'll see.

Hmm.

Oh, um... Poppy? Just a quick question.

We walk on the left, right? Or-or... is it the right?

You walk on the left.

Right, okay. Always on the left.

Right.

No, wait, was... Sorry, was that left o-or right?

- It's time. - Uh...

- You're on! - Okay...

Harriet!

Um...

Is... The left...

I just... uh... I just need one minute.

Or like a million of them!

♪ I left before the end And I hate it when ♪

♪ You look such a mess ♪

♪ Is it fancy dress ♪

♪ I don't care if it's me or you ♪

♪ I just want this whole thing To be through... ♪

Be honest, are you stalking me?

What are you doing here?

This is... my dressing room.

Um... what am I doing here?

Well, that's the... that's the big question.

Um...

I've just... I'm... I'm not sure that I can do this.

There's just gonna be...

lots of eyes on me, judging me.

So, let them.

i just... I don't...

I don't think that I'm quite strong enough.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

You're part t-rex! Remember?

Come on, show me your inner t-rex.

Roar...

Really?

That was barely a velociraptor.

Come on, bigger!

Bigger how?

Roar!

Roar!

There you are! Harriet, we need you! Like now!

And you, Nicholas.

Okay.

- Okay! Alright. - You can do this.

- Let's do this! - T-rex!

♪ It's all in motion, No stoppin' it now ♪

♪ I got nothing to lose And only one way up ♪

♪ I'm burning bridges, I destroy the mirage ♪

♪ All visions of collisions, bon voyage ♪

♪ It's all smooth sailing ♪

♪ From here on out, yeah... ♪

This is it. This is my big moment.

I've been walking since I was two.

That's 14 years of walking experience under my belt.

So, let's go.

Except... left or right?

Left or right? Definitely right!

Right?

She's in the middle!

Nobody said anything about being in the middle!

She's coming straight for you, Harriet! Go left! Go left!

Go left! Go l... Ooh!

I haven't changed my life at all.

I've just given myself a bigger stage.

So what am I going to do?

I'm going to run away.

But...

is that really who I want to be?

Be brave, Harriet.

♪ I'm risking it all-ways, No second chance... ♪

You are brave!

You're part t-rex!

♪ I'm gon' do the damage 'Til the damage is done... ♪

Wow... adrenaline and fear are so much stronger than caffeine.

♪ Every hook is designed ♪

♪ Hell is at the temple of the closed mind ♪♪

I really wasn't expecting my collection to be presented...

quite so horizontally.

Oh, let's just...

get this back to the nice lady, shall we?

Harriet.

Why did you decide to become a model?

I wanted my life to be different.

Wilbur, walk with me.

Yuji! Yuji! One second!

- Yuji! - Harriet, over here!

- Yuji, Yuji! - Harriet, Harriet!

- Over here! - Oh, look.

My life returning to exactly how it was right before my eyes.

Goodbye, fashion world. It's been... brief.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm fired, aren't I?

Not quite, my little spider web.

Yuji wants you for the Frenzy editorial tomorrow.

As punishment?

It's a multi-page spread for Yuji's new collection.

The most prestigious fashion publication in North America.

Fancy magazine!

So no, flutter bee, you are not being punished.

You are very much being promoted.

Being you worked.

Not in suburbia anymore, Harriet Manners.

Wipe your little tear, there, hmm?