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[Birds Chirping]
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...[Folk Pop]
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...[Continues]
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...[Continues]
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...[Continues]
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...[Continues]
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...[Stops]
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[Birds Chirping]
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[Sighs]
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[Vehicle Approaching]
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What are you gonna do
today, Napoleon?
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Whatever I feel like
I want to do. Gosh!
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[Bell Rings]
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[Woman]
Your current event, Napoleon.
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Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"...
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placed explosive detonators
at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness...
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to blow Nessie
out of the water.
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[Girl Chuckles]
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Sir Curt Godfrey
of the Nessie Alliance...
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summoned the help of
Scotland's local wizards...
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to cast a protective spell over the lake
and its local residents...
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and all those who seek for
the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
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[Chattering]
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[Grunts]
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do
all last summer again?
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I told you. I spent it with my uncle
in Alaska hunting wolverines.
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- Did you shoot any?
- Yes, like 50 of'em.
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They kept tryin'to attack my cousins. What
the heck would you do in a situation like that?
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- What kind of gun did you use?
- A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?
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You think you're funny?
Just watch your step.
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- But I didn't...
- [Indistinct]
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[Groaning]
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[Phone Ringing In Distance]
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Hey, could I use your guys's
phone for a sec?
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- Is there anything wrong?
- I don't feel very good.
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[Line Ringing]
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[Phone Ringing]
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- Hi.
- Is Grandma there?
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No, she's getting
her hair done.
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[Sighs]
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- What do you need?
- Can you just go get her for me?
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- I'm really busy right now.
- Well, just tell her to come get me.
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- Why?
- 'Cause I don't feel good.
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- Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
- No, she doesn't know anything.
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- Will you just come get me?
- No.
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Well, will you do me
a favor then?
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- What?
- Can you bring me my ChapStick?
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- No, Napoleon.
- But my lips hurt real bad.
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Just borrow some from the school nurse.
I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
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I'm not gonna use hers,
you sicko.
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- See ya.
- [Dial Tone]
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[Groans]
Idiot!
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[Woman On P.A.]
David Dempke, please come to the offiice.
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- David Dempke.
- [Man] You do understand English?
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This isn't that complex.
Look, the cafeteria's down the hall...
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to the right and downstairs.
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Hey, is that a new kid
or something?
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Napoleon, this is Pedro.
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Would you mind showing him
where his locker is?
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Sure. Come on.
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You know, there's, like,
a buttload of gangs at this school.
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This one gang kept wanting me to join
'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
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Do you ride the bus
to school?
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No. I ride my bike.
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- What kind of bike do you have?
- It's a Sledgehammer.
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Dang!
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You got shocks, pegs.
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Lucky!
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You ever take it off
any sweet jumps?
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[Dog Barking]
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You got, like,
three feet of air that time.
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Can I try it really quick?
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[Groans]
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Dang it!
[Groaning]
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I love the way...
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your sandy hair...
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floats in the air.
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To me it's like a lullaby.
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I'm just flying by,
oh, so high...
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like a kite
tied to a stake.
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[Humming]
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[Coughs]
How was school?
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The worst day of my life.
What do you think?
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- Well, I want you to go see ifTina wants some of this.
- [Fly Buzzing]
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[Sighs]
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Kip hasn't done
flipping anything today.
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Look, tonight me and your...
Kip, listen!
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What?
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Tonight me and your aunt are
gonna go visit some friends...
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and we're not gonna
be back till tomorrow.
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We're gettin' low on steak, so I got Lyle
comin' over tomorrow to take care of it.
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- Well, what's there to eat?
- Knock it off, Napoleon.
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Make yourself a dang
quesadilla!
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- Fine!
- [Keys Jingling]
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I'll be back tomorrow.
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Stay home and eat all
the freakin' chips, Kip!
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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been
chatting online with babes all day.
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Besides, we both know
I'm training to become a cage fighter.
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Since when, Kip?
You have the worst reflexes of all time.
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- Try and hit me, Napoleon.
- What?
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I said come down here and see
what happens if you try and hit me.
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Such an idiot.
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Let me see what
your best move is.
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- [Sighs]
- [Doorbell Rings]
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I'll go get it.
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Geez!
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Um, hello.
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Would you like to
look like this?
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This is a girl.
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Because for
a limited time only...
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glamour shots by Deb
are 75% off.
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I already get my hair cut
at the Cuttin' Corral.
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Well, maybe you'd be interested
in some home-woven handicrafts.
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...[Heavy Metal]
- [Man] I'm Rex...
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founder of the Rex Kwon Do
Self-Defense System.
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After one week with me in my dojo,
you'll be prepared to defend yourself...
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with the strength
of a grizzly...
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- [Groans]
- The reflexes of a puma...
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and the wisdom of a man.
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Come down today
for your free trial lesson!
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In here we have
some boondoggle key chains.
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A must-have for
this season's fashion.
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I already made, like, infinity
of those at Scout camp.
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Well, is anyone else here?
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I'm trying to earn money
for college.
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[Kip]
Your mom goes to college.
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- [Laughter On TV]
- [Man On TV] Let's bring in that...
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[Door Closes]
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[Groans]
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Tina, you fat lard.
Come get some dinner.
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[Grunts]
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Tina, eat.
Eat the food.
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Eat the food!
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[Grunting]
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It'd be nice if you could
pull me into town.
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My name is Rex, and if you study
with my eight-week program...
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you will learn a system
of self-defense...
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that I developed over two seasons
of fighting in the Octagon.
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It's called Rex Kwon Do!
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I need a volunteer.
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Okay, you'll do.
Come up here.
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Bow to your sensei.
Bow to your sensei!
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Okay.
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Now, I'm gonna give you
one chance.
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One chance, people.
Give me your best shot.
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All right.
That was pretty good. Okay.
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Now, watch this, everybody.
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Grab my arm.
The other arm.
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My other arm.
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Now watch this. I'm just gonna break
the wrist and walk away.
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Break the wrist, walk away.
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- Geez!
- Okay.
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It's just that simple.
Now, I want you to kick me.
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Come on. Kick me.
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Okay, do it again.
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Do it again.
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- Ouch.
- Okay. You'll block it every time.
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Have a seat.
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Now, in addition to
what you just saw...
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if you study with my eight-week program,
you're gonna learn these things.
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First off...
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Rex Kwon Do,
we use the buddy system.
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No more flyin'solo. You need somebody
watching your back at all times.!
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Second off, you're gonna learn
to discipline your image.
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Do you think I got
where I am today...
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because I dress like
Peter Pan here?
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Take a look at what
I'm wearing, people.
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Do you think anybody wants
a roundhouse kick to the face...
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while I'm wearin'
these bad boys?
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Forget about it.
Last off...
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my students will learn
about self-respect.
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Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure
because I go home to Starla at night?
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Forget about it.!
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Now, for only $300,
you can sign up right now...
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for my eight-week program.
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Well, that place
was a rip-off.
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Hey, Lyle.
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[Moos]
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[Moos]
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Nothin' on here works smooth.
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- [Gunshot]
- [Screaming]
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- [Piano]
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- [Soft Rock]
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...[Continues]
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...[Ends]
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[Chattering]
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So me and you are pretty much
friends by now, right?
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Yes.
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So, you got my back
and everything?
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What?
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- Never mind.
- [Chattering]
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00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,134
- Have you heard about the dance?
- Yes.
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Have you met anyone to ask yet?
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00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,307
No. But I probably will
after school.
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Who you gonna ask?
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That girl over there.
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She braided my hair one time...
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00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,486
Summer Wheatly? How the heck
are you gonna do that?
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00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,255
Build her a cake
or something.
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00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,865
Yeah, my old girlfriend
from Oklahoma...
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was gonna fly out here
for the dance...
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but she couldn't 'cause she's doing
some modeling right now.
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Is she hot?
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See for yourself.
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Wow.
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00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:43,314
Yeah, I took her to the mall to get
some glamour shots for her birthday one year.
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- I like her bangs.
- Me too.
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[Chattering]
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How long did it take you
to grow that mustache?
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00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,869
A couple of days.
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00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,234
I wish I could grow one.
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Are you gonna eat your Tots?
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00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:10,543
No.
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00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,911
Can I have 'em?
218
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,106
You see that girl
over there?
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She came over to my house
the other day.
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- Why?
- I don't know...
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but she left all this crap
on my porch.
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She's pretty good-looking.
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00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,853
Do you dare me
to go talk to her?
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00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:00,124
Sure.
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00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:16,043
I see you're drinking one-percent.
Is that 'cause you think you're fat?
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00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:21,880
'Cause you're not. You could be
drinking whole if you wanted to.
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00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,625
Well, I have all
your equipment in my locker.
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00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,958
You should probably come get it 'cause
I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.
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00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,333
Where's your locker?
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00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,774
Hey, can I have
one of your key chains?
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[All]
Whoo!
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[Laughing]
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00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,270
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
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00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,079
[Cell Phone Ringing]
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00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:42,129
- [Cell Phone Beeps]
- Hello?
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00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,729
Napoleon, give me
some of your Tots.
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00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,856
- No, go find your own.
- Come on. Give me some of your Tots.
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00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:18,060
No. I'm freakin' starved.
I didn't get to eat anything today.
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[Groans]
G...
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Gross.
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00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:26,335
Freakin' idiot!
[Sighs]
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00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,315
Tina, come get some ham.
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[Grunts]
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[Vehicle Approaching]
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[Sighs]
246
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:05,209
What are you doing here,
Uncle Rico?
247
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,980
Your grandma took a little spill at
the sand dunes today, broke her coccyx.
248
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,988
What? Since when
does she go to the dunes?
249
00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,664
Looks like there's a lot
you don't know about her.
250
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,937
[Tina Grunts]
251
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,272
- So, when's Grandma coming back?
- I don't know.
252
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:38,474
Not sure.
253
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,483
You don't have to stay here
with us. We're not babies.
254
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:44,021
[Laughs]
Talk to your Auntie Caroline.
255
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:46,818
Well, Kip is, like,
32 years old.
256
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,825
I don't mind
if you stay.
257
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,157
Oh. Thanks, Kip.
258
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:55,290
What the flip was Grandma
doin'at the sand dunes?
259
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,927
She was on a date...
with her boyfriend.
260
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,198
Boyfriend?
261
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,509
Hey, you guys
want to see my video?
262
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,625
[Chuckles]
So, what do you think?
263
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:34,796
- It's pretty cool, I guess.
- Oh.
264
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,101
Man, I wish I could
go back in time.
265
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,473
I'd take state.
266
00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:41,876
This is pretty much
the worst video ever made.
267
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:45,040
Napoleon, like anyone
can even know that.
268
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,278
You know what, Napoleon?
You can leave.
269
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:50,354
You guys are retarded.
270
00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:52,480
Hah!
271
00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:54,855
Hey, check that out.
272
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:11,274
So, you and Tammy
still together?
273
00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:14,539
No. Not really.
274
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,141
- Why is that?
- Well...
275
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,785
she's jealous.
276
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,685
Says I'm livin'
too much in '82.
277
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:26,689
Well, I dumped her.
278
00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:31,886
What about your girlfriend?
279
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,625
Well, things are gettin'
pretty serious right now.
280
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:37,930
I mean, we chat online for,
like, two hours every day...
281
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,472
so I guess you could say
things are gettin' pretty serious.
282
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:47,273
I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right
now so I can bring her around for a few days.
283
00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:51,246
Yep. Well, what's she look like?
284
00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:53,681
She's, uh...
She's got sandy blonde hair.
285
00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:55,685
She's, uh, pretty-look...
286
00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,721
pretty good-looking
face, but...
287
00:25:57,822 --> 00:26:00,017
I'm just gettin' really...
just kinda T.O.'d...
288
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,993
because, I mean, she hasn't even
sent me a full body shot yet.
289
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,700
Hey, you know...
290
00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,769
I got a little project...
291
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,431
that we might be able to
make a little moola with.
292
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:18,839
Really? That sounds pretty good.
293
00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:21,845
Have you ever heard of
nylon polymer?
294
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,083
Go for it.
295
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:44,168
[Doorbell Rings]
296
00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:03,620
Back in '82, I used to be able
to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
297
00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:06,452
- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.
298
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,128
Watch this.
299
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,000
[Groans]
300
00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:19,002
What the heck
are you doing?
301
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:20,969
That's what I'm talkin' about.
302
00:27:21,072 --> 00:27:23,040
I better go.
303
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:29,874
[Chuckles]
304
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:32,472
[Chuckles]
305
00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:36,111
How much you want to make a bet I can
throw a football over them mountains?
306
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:40,758
Yeah. If coach would've put me
in fourth quarter...
307
00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:43,692
we'd have been
state champions, no doubt.
308
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:46,628
No doubt in my mind.
309
00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:49,029
You better believe things
would have been different.
310
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:52,262
I'd have gone pro...
in a heartbeat.
311
00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:54,668
I'd be makin'
millions of dollars and...
312
00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:59,142
livin' in a...
big ol' mansion somewhere.
313
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:02,805
You know, soakin' it up
in a hot tub with my soul mate.
314
00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,918
Kip...
315
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,047
I reckon you know
a lot about cyberspace.
316
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,386
Y- You ever come across
anything like time travel?
317
00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:20,464
Easy.
318
00:28:20,565 --> 00:28:23,432
I've already
looked into it for myself.
319
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:28,995
Right on.
320
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,041
Right on.
321
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:37,713
[Chattering]
322
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,784
[Groans]
323
00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,891
[Grunts]
324
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,892
[Sighs]
325
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,408
Is Pedro here today?
326
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:07,103
I don't think so. Why?
327
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,442
Just wondering.
328
00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:11,742
Can you, uh,
give this to him for me?
329
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,775
Okay.
330
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,583
Hey, Summer,
you want to play me?
331
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,819
Mm-mmm.
332
00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:37,166
Ow. God.
333
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:40,335
[Door Opens, Closes]
334
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:48,782
- What are you drawing?
- A liger.
335
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,980
What's a liger?
336
00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:53,455
It's pretty much
my favorite animal.
337
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,685
It's like a lion
and a tiger mixed.
338
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,194
Bred for
its skills in magic.
339
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,264
Hmm.
340
00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,799
[Sighs]
Where's your friend?
341
00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:09,203
I don't know.
Did you see him today?
342
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,901
No.
343
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,978
Neither did I.
344
00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:17,013
- Do you need a ride?
- No.
345
00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:20,983
I missed the bus today,
but my uncle's coming to get me.
346
00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:24,885
- Oh.
- [Horn Honks]
347
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:31,255
See ya.
348
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,407
[Rico]
Right. L... I think...
349
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,774
just a little bit east of the cemetery
is a good little area right here.
350
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:51,212
We should do it there. Don't go down here,
'cause they don't have any money.
351
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:54,547
[Kip]
So, how long are we talkin'about workin'?
352
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:57,382
What are you...
You're already losing your steam?
353
00:30:57,488 --> 00:31:00,855
No. I just...
I have a chat room meeting at 4:00.
354
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,893
I gotta be back here by then.
355
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:06,259
- All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all.
- All right.
356
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,855
Or else work afterwards.
How long's the chat room?
357
00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:12,130
Geez, sometimes up to
three, four hours maybe.
358
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,373
Maybe not.
I don't know.
359
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,442
You... You pay the bills
for that?
360
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:21,637
Does that cost money every time
you're on, like for minutes on the phone?
361
00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,646
Yeah. Grandma's still
payin' per minute.
362
00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,808
She gets kind of pissed at me
sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.
363
00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:29,785
I'll bet she does.
I'd be throwin' you out the window.
364
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,357
[Line Ringing]
365
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,653
- [Woman] Bueno.
- Hello?
366
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,058
- Who's this?
- Napoleon Dynamite.
367
00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:40,562
- Who?
- Napoleon Dynamite.
368
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:44,066
- I'm one of Pedro's best friends.
- Your name is Napoleon?
369
00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:46,329
Yes. Is Pedro there?
370
00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:48,428
No, he's not here
right now.
371
00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:50,507
Okay, bye.
372
00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:54,177
See, Crystal Street.
That's for you.
373
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:57,976
I'm goin'to Adams Park.
They got some money in Adams Park.
374
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:02,510
What?
375
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,520
Let's go, Kipper.
I think we should take this...
376
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:07,113
- someplace a little more private.
- That's a good idea.
377
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,352
[Kip]
Please. Please. Be good to me.
378
00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:12,861
Please, keep going.
Dead on. Dead on.
379
00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,227
Yes!
380
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:29,436
Before we get started on our new project,
I have a few concerns.
381
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:33,846
First off, I'm concerned about
your transportation situation.
382
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:37,319
I mean, do you... you got a car
you can borrow from someone?
383
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:39,322
Well, that's the problem
right now.
384
00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,324
At the moment,
nothing comes to mind.
385
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:52,793
You can borrow my van for the time being.
L... I do better on foot anyway.
386
00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:56,704
We also need some way to make us
look official, like we got all the answers.
387
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,174
How about some gold bracelets?
388
00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,379
We need, like,
some name tags...
389
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,573
with our picture on it,
all laminated and whatnot.
390
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,582
I mean, we gotta
look legit, man.
391
00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,584
That's true. That's true.
392
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:11,382
Say, you know of a... a place
we can get our picture taken...
393
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,389
like a... a photo store?
394
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,391
Okay.
395
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:18,087
Turn your head
on more of a slant.
396
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:22,592
Now, make a fist...
397
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,861
and slowly ease it up
underneath your chin.
398
00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:32,673
- This is looking really good.
- You can say that again.
399
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,937
[Deb]
Okay, hold still right there.
400
00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:39,573
Now, just imagine
you're weightless.
401
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:42,846
You're in the middle
of the ocean...
402
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,923
surrounded by
tiny little sea horses.
403
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,028
[Shutter Clicks]
404
00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:56,021
That was the one. I think
that's gonna come out really nice.
405
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:59,592
[Chuckles]
Uh, you did it?
406
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,435
Wow. Wow, that felt
really relaxed.
407
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,441
Thanks, Deb.
408
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:09,411
- [Buzzing]
- [Chuckles] You're up, Kip.
409
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,446
Is there some kind of vest
that I can wear?
410
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,894
- Where have you been?
- I got sick.
411
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:30,992
Has Summer said
anything to you yet?
412
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:33,263
No, not yet.
413
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,168
Well, she said no.
414
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:37,173
She did?
415
00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:41,635
- Well, what about that other girl?
- What other girl?
416
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,806
- The one that left all that crap on your porch.
- You mean Deb?
417
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,510
- Yes, her.
- What about her?
418
00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:50,416
- Well, I asked her out too.
- What?
419
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,612
Well, nobody's gonna
go out with me.
420
00:35:27,391 --> 00:35:30,519
- Have you asked anybody yet?
- No, but who would?
421
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:33,995
- I don't even have any good skills.
- What do you mean?
422
00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:36,464
You know, like...
423
00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:39,593
nunchaku skills,
bow hunting skills...
424
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,934
computer hacking skills.
425
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,675
Girls only want boyfriends
who have great skills.
426
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:47,971
Aren't you pretty good
at drawing, like...
427
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,979
animals and warriors and stuff?
428
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,242
Yes.
429
00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:54,682
Probably the best
that I know of.
430
00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:57,413
Just draw a picture of the girl
you want to take out...
431
00:35:57,522 --> 00:36:00,150
and give it to her
for, like, a gift or something.
432
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:03,523
That's a pretty good idea.
433
00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:34,124
Now, if you invest
in the 24-piece set...
434
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:36,693
I'm gonna throw in
a little gift.
435
00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:39,058
So, what's the gift?
436
00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:44,360
I bet you folks
don't have one of these.
437
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:51,568
I want that.
438
00:36:51,676 --> 00:36:54,668
You see, this ain't
your run-of-the-mill "crapper-ware. "
439
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:58,408
These are some serious
"NuPont" fiber-woven bowls.
440
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,508
So, if we purchase
the 24-piece set...
441
00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:03,553
the mini sailboat
is included?
442
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,747
That's correct, sir.
443
00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:08,984
Lance, you look like
a strong young pup.
444
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:13,955
Why don't you see if you can
give that a nice tear.
445
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,602
Don't hurt yourself now.
446
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,643
I can't do it.
447
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,905
Can't.
448
00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,774
So, uh...
449
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:36,352
how does the "dealio"
sound to you?
450
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,790
- [Door Closes]
- [Engine Starts]
451
00:37:51,535 --> 00:37:54,197
Dang it.
452
00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:20,355
- Is Trisha here?
- Oh, I'm sorry, she's not.
453
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:23,661
- She's at a friend's house right now.
- [Rico] Well, hey, Napoleon.
454
00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:30,798
- Napoleon's my nephew.
- Oh, that's nice.
455
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:33,376
Could you just give this
to her for me?
456
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:38,244
- I certainly could.
- Thanks.
457
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,283
Bye-bye.
458
00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:47,749
Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him
while his grandma's in the hospital.
459
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,393
He still wets the bed
and everything.
460
00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:53,395
You're kidding.
461
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:57,433
Yeah, he's a tender little guy.
He still gets beat up and whatnot.
462
00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:01,165
Anyway, uh...
463
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:07,108
so we still feelin' pretty good about this,
uh, 32-piece set here?
464
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:10,180
- Ow!
- What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?
465
00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:13,182
Napoleon, let go of me!
I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!
466
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:14,546
Fine.
467
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:16,620
What the heck
are you guys doin'?
468
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:20,213
Tryin' to ruin my life
and make me look like a friggin' idiot?
469
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,622
I'm out makin' some
sweet moola with Uncle Rico.
470
00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,786
Geez, I think
you ripped my mole off.
471
00:39:24,895 --> 00:39:27,955
- I did?
- Yeah, is it bleeding?
472
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,999
- [Door Opens]
- A little bit.
473
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,035
Hey, Kip.
474
00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,974
I wish you wouldn't
look at me like that, Napoleon.
475
00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:41,636
I wish you'd get out of my life
and shut up.
476
00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:45,045
I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playin'
patty-cake with your friend Pedro...
477
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,879
your Uncle Rico...
is makin' 120 bucks.
478
00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:50,579
I could make that much money
in five seconds.
479
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:53,714
Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon.
I made, like, 75 bucks today.
480
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:57,255
Napoleon, it looks like
you don't have a job.
481
00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:59,329
So why don't you
get out there and feed Tina.
482
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:01,660
Why don't you go eat
a "decroded" piece of crap.
483
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:08,032
[Napoleon's Voice]
There's a lot more where this came from...
484
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,073
if you go to the dance with me.
485
00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:12,642
Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite.
486
00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:25,713
You know you're gonna
go to that dance with that boy.
487
00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:28,087
[Groans]
488
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:31,320
By noon I need them 8,000 hens
moved into their new cages.
489
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,694
Sometimes they don't
want to cooperate.
490
00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:38,291
But you give 'em a good shakin',
they'll settle down for ya.
491
00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:40,666
Do the chickens have
large talons?
492
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,171
- Do they have what?
- Large talons.
493
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,209
I don't understand
a word you just said.
494
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,140
Okay, you meet me back here
about noon, and, uh...
495
00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:52,647
we'll have a little lunch
waitin' for ya.
496
00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,741
[Clucking]
497
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:34,224
Ew!
498
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,270
[Slurps]
499
00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:56,778
Well, dig in.
500
00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,009
[Flies Buzzing]
501
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:10,249
[Hens Whimpering, Distant]
502
00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:16,758
[Cow Lowing]
503
00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:25,100
Over there, in that pigpen...
504
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:28,007
I found a couple
of Shoshoni arrowheads.
505
00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:34,378
[Gags]
506
00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:39,846
[Sighs]
507
00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:43,791
Can't find my checkbook.
Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.
508
00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:49,226
Six dollars.
509
00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,903
That's, like, a dollar
an hour.
510
00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:55,267
[Phone Rings]
511
00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:58,607
[Rings]
512
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:00,404
Hello?
513
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:03,071
- Hi. Is Napoleon there?
- Yes.
514
00:43:05,182 --> 00:43:07,844
- Can I talk to him?
- You already are.
515
00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:09,920
Oh.
516
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:13,217
Napoleon, this is Trisha.
517
00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,485
I'm just calling
to tell you that...
518
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,993
I can go to the dance
with you.
519
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,120
- [Mouthing Words]
- And also...
520
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:23,893
I wanted to thank you
for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
521
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:26,970
- It's hanging in my bedroom.
- Really?
522
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:30,666
Took me, like, three hours
to finish the shading on your upper lip.
523
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:33,265
It's probably the best drawing
I've ever done.
524
00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:36,039
Yeah, it's really...
nice.
525
00:43:36,146 --> 00:43:39,741
Yeah, well, I'll probably
pick you up at 6:00 for the dance.
526
00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:43,013
- Is that okay?
- That's fine.
527
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,519
Okay, bye.
528
00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:48,620
Bye.
[Groans]
529
00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:58,167
- Who was that?
- Trisha.
530
00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:01,795
- Who's she?
- My woman I'm takin' to the dance.
531
00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:05,170
- You draw her a picture?
- Heck, yes, I did!
532
00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:09,041
- [Coins Jingling]
- Well, what are you going to wear to the dance?
533
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,307
Just, like, a silk shirt
or something.
534
00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:14,043
- What are you gonna wear?
- Dad has something for me.
535
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,676
But you should probably
get a suit.
536
00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:20,553
...[Muzak, On Speaker]
537
00:44:21,892 --> 00:44:25,293
Pedro, how do you feel
about that one?
538
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:27,296
It looks nice.
539
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,298
Yeah. It looks
pretty sweet.
540
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,459
It looks awesome.
541
00:44:31,568 --> 00:44:34,435
That suit, it's...
It's incredible.
542
00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:16,002
[Utensils, Plate Clatter]
543
00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:18,138
I need you to give me a ride
in an hour.
544
00:45:18,248 --> 00:45:20,648
[Sighs]
Where to?
545
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:22,446
The dance.
546
00:45:23,821 --> 00:45:25,789
- You takin' my client's daughter?
- Yes.
547
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,880
We need to pick her up too.
548
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:33,588
Well, Uncle Rico's got a sale
to finalize in Bonita in five minutes.
549
00:45:33,697 --> 00:45:36,791
Can't you take me and then
drop me off when you're done or whatever?
550
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,425
[Exhales]
551
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,815
Well, I'll be back
in a minute.
552
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,286
Don't disturb me
while I'm in there.
553
00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:02,153
Well, hurry up,
'cause I gotta get Trisha.
554
00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:26,008
Hi. I got your 24-piece set
right here.
555
00:46:33,857 --> 00:46:35,825
[Sniffing]
556
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,960
[Sniffs]
557
00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:27,509
[Exhales]
558
00:47:48,799 --> 00:47:50,926
[Out Of Breath]
559
00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:03,541
- [Hip-hop On Speaker, Distant]
560
00:48:05,649 --> 00:48:08,447
[Engine Rumbling Loudly]
561
00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:14,951
[Engine Rewing,
Rumbling]
562
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,786
- [Hip-hop On Speaker, Loud]
563
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:23,355
So you guys are, like,
Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?
564
00:48:23,467 --> 00:48:25,367
Sim�n.
565
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,665
...[Hip-hop Continues]
- [Doorbell Chimes]
566
00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:39,682
Is Trisha here?
567
00:48:39,783 --> 00:48:43,116
- [Hydraulics Whoosh]
- Who's that in my driveway?
568
00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:47,285
That's my ride.
569
00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:50,360
- [Hip-hop Continues,
Loud, Indistinct]
570
00:48:56,199 --> 00:49:00,499
...[Synthesizer Pop]
571
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:04,665
...[Continues]
- [Chattering]
572
00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:35,836
...[Continues]
- [No Audible Dialogue]
573
00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:53,221
Do you wanna go over by my friend Pedro
and dance really quick?
574
00:49:55,625 --> 00:50:00,289
- [No Audible Dialogue]
... [Continues]
575
00:50:14,578 --> 00:50:17,240
...[Continues, Muffled]
576
00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:20,714
[Blows Nose]
577
00:50:20,817 --> 00:50:23,342
[No Audible Dialogue]
578
00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:32,155
...[Continues, Muffled]
579
00:50:51,481 --> 00:50:53,381
...[Continues]
580
00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:05,327
[Pedro]
Napoleon.
581
00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:07,954
When did you get here?
582
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,863
Just a couple minutes ago.
583
00:51:10,967 --> 00:51:13,128
Have you guys
seen Trisha anywhere?
584
00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:15,397
No.
585
00:51:15,505 --> 00:51:17,530
Oh.
586
00:51:17,641 --> 00:51:19,609
She probably
just went to the bathroom.
587
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:25,373
Are you guys having
a killer time?
588
00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:28,007
Yes.
589
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:43,997
If you can't find Trisha, I'll let you
dance with Deb for a few songs.
590
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,126
...[New Song: Pop]
591
00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:56,211
I like your sleeves.
They're real big.
592
00:51:57,514 --> 00:51:59,414
Thank you.
593
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:02,007
I made them myself.
594
00:52:05,422 --> 00:52:08,550
So you and Pedro are getting
really serious now?
595
00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:10,558
No.
596
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,560
We're just friends.
597
00:52:12,662 --> 00:52:15,187
Huh.
598
00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:20,367
How your glamour shots
been going lately?
599
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,439
Pretty good.
600
00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:30,172
I could do
a personal portrait sometime...
601
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,180
if you wanted to come over.
602
00:52:34,017 --> 00:52:35,712
Okay.
603
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,481
...[Continues]
604
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,082
...[Continues]
605
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:12,120
[Water Running]
606
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:25,067
- [Ends]
607
00:53:25,168 --> 00:53:28,262
Do you think people
will vote for me?
608
00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:30,771
Heck, yes.
I'd vote for you.
609
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:33,104
Like, what are my skills?
610
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,303
Well, you have a sweet bike...
611
00:53:35,412 --> 00:53:38,973
and you're really good
at hookin' up with chicks.
612
00:53:39,082 --> 00:53:42,483
Plus you're, like, the only guy at school
who has a mustache.
613
00:53:42,586 --> 00:53:44,486
That's true.
614
00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:47,989
If you need to use any of my skills,
I can do whatever you want.
615
00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:50,218
Thanks.
616
00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:53,558
If I win, you can be
my secretary or something.
617
00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:57,656
Sweet! Plus I could be
your bodyguard too.
618
00:53:57,767 --> 00:54:02,101
Or, like, Secret Service captain
or... whatever.
619
00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:04,173
Okay.
620
00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:13,413
Is that yours?
621
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:15,814
Don't touch it.
It's Uncle Rico's.
622
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,978
What's it for?
623
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,654
It's a time machine, Napoleon.
He bought it online.
624
00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:29,161
- Yeah, right.
- It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.
625
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,496
Have you guys tried it yet?
626
00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:33,364
No.
627
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:57,855
- So, are you ready?
- Yeah. Hold on.
628
00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:01,522
I forgot
to put in the crystals.
629
00:55:03,633 --> 00:55:06,830
- Okay, turn it on.
- [Current Surges]
630
00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:09,029
[Groaning, Grunting]
Kill...
631
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,164
the pow...
[Groaning]
632
00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:13,708
Kill...
[Groaning]
633
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:15,505
[Groaning]
Turn it off! Turn it off!
634
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:17,978
- [Current Stops]
- [Moaning]
635
00:55:18,081 --> 00:55:21,244
[Groans]
It's a piece of crap. It doesn't work.
636
00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:24,548
- [Panting]
- [Rico] Well, I could've told you that.
637
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:27,088
[Groans]
638
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,028
[Muffled Groan]
639
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:41,061
L- I said the 12 pack,
not the 24 pack.
640
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,139
You're just gonna have
to mix and match.
641
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,469
[Hushed]
Shut up. Say it so the whole world can hear.
642
00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:48,066
- Well, put it back.
- [Sniffing]
643
00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:57,284
Napoleon, you know
we can't afford the fun pack.
644
00:55:57,387 --> 00:56:01,084
You think money grows on trees in this family?
Take it back.
645
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,659
Get some Pampers for you
and your brother while you're at it.
646
00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:10,197
We can use a little of this.
I can tell you that.
647
00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:14,566
- We can use those.
- [Beeps]
648
00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:17,606
[Crowd Chatter, Faint]
649
00:56:21,644 --> 00:56:23,544
[Cows Lowing, Faint]
650
00:56:23,646 --> 00:56:27,207
The defect in that one
is bleach.
651
00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:31,983
- That's correct.
- Yes!
652
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,067
This tastes like the cow
got into an onion patch.
653
00:56:49,005 --> 00:56:51,803
- Correct.
- Yes!
654
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:54,536
- [Lowing]
- [Flies Buzzing]
655
00:56:54,644 --> 00:56:58,171
They're pretty good except
for one little problem.
656
00:56:59,549 --> 00:57:03,986
That little guy right there,
he has nipple number five.
657
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,055
A good dairy cow
should have, like, four.
658
00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:09,091
- [Cow Lows]
- Well done.
659
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,728
- [Summer] Vote for Summer.
- [Man] Vote for Summer.
660
00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:15,423
Vote for Summer. Thanks.
661
00:57:15,532 --> 00:57:17,864
Yeah.
Vote for Summer.
662
00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:20,265
[Whispering]
663
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:22,429
Hi. Vote for Summer.
664
00:57:22,539 --> 00:57:24,598
Hi, ladies. Vote for Summer.
You guys voting?
665
00:57:28,411 --> 00:57:32,040
- Do you think it's kinda warm in here?
- No.
666
00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:37,649
I think it's... They have the heater on
or something.
667
00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:40,882
It seems pretty good to me.
668
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:44,517
You don't feel like your head
is burning or... or anything?
669
00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:47,061
No.
670
00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:49,529
I'm gonna go home
and lay down.
671
00:57:49,632 --> 00:57:51,600
Okay. See ya.
672
00:58:01,177 --> 00:58:03,042
- Vote for Summer.
- Yeah, right.
673
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:06,309
- I'm not votin' for her.
- Then who are you gonna vote for?
674
00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:08,475
I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez.
Who do you think?
675
00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:11,383
[Scoffs]
676
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:15,549
Hey, Don, can I have
one of those buttons?
677
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:28,193
[Trisha]
Hey. Vote for Summer.
678
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:30,329
[Summer]
Hi. Vote for Summer.
679
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:35,841
So, that guy in Florida
give you your money back yet?
680
00:58:35,945 --> 00:58:38,937
Oh, I wrote him an e-mail,
sayin' I'm gonna contact the authorities...
681
00:58:39,048 --> 00:58:42,449
if I don't get a refund in full.
682
00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:46,283
[Sighs]
Don't you ever wish you could go back...
683
00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:49,085
with all the knowledge
you have now? Tsk.
684
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,456
I guess so.
685
00:58:51,561 --> 00:58:55,053
Well, I'll tell you somethin' right now.
You'd find your soul mate.
686
00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:58,793
- I've already got a soul mate.
- Oh, yeah. What's her name again?
687
00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:02,269
- Lafawnduh.
- Lafawnduh. Huh.
688
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:05,899
- How's she doin'?
- Well, I think I'm gonna need some time off.
689
00:59:06,009 --> 00:59:08,910
She's flyin' out from Detroit
for a few days.
690
00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:13,210
Well, what about work? Well, haven't...
haven't you studied up on the new product?
691
00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:17,218
- Yes.
- Well, do you know it backwards and front?
692
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:18,878
Basically.
693
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,885
Why don't you sell some
to that girlfriend of yours?
694
00:59:22,992 --> 00:59:25,460
You might as well do somethin'
while you're doin' nothin'.
695
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,292
Because she doesn't need any.
That's why.
696
00:59:33,102 --> 00:59:36,799
Hey. I did some drawings
for the flyers.
697
00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,965
Thanks.
698
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:41,839
Why do you got
your hood on like that?
699
00:59:41,945 --> 00:59:46,973
Well, when I came home from school,
my head started to get really hot.
700
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:50,780
So I drank some cold water,
but it didn't do nothing.
701
00:59:50,887 --> 00:59:52,354
[Sighs]
702
00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:54,389
So I laid in the bathtub
for a while...
703
00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:59,757
but then I realized that it was my hair
that was making my head so hot.
704
00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:03,263
So I went into my kitchen,
and I shaved it all off.
705
01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:06,699
I don't want anyone to see.
706
01:00:07,737 --> 01:00:10,297
I know what you mean.
707
01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:16,108
[Sighs]
There's just so many options.
708
01:00:18,681 --> 01:00:22,708
That one's good.
Looks like a medieval warrior.
709
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,949
You know, you're right.
That's a good one.
710
01:00:33,429 --> 01:00:35,397
Sorry.
711
01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:41,703
I think this matches
your season, Pedro.
712
01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:44,204
Thank you.
713
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,970
...[Military March: Drums]
714
01:00:52,915 --> 01:00:57,079
...[Continues]
715
01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:03,921
...[Theme to The A-Team ]
716
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,663
...[Ends]
717
01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:19,935
- Vote for Pedro.
- Vote for Pedro.
718
01:01:20,043 --> 01:01:22,273
- Vote for Pedro.
- Vote for Pedro.
719
01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:24,278
- Vote for me.
- Vote for Pedro.
720
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,280
- Vote for Pedro.
- [Pedro] Vote for me.
721
01:01:26,382 --> 01:01:29,840
- [Napoleon] Vote for Pedro.
- [Pedro] Vote for Pedro.
722
01:01:29,952 --> 01:01:32,921
- Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro.
- Vote for... Pedro.
723
01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:38,694
Hey, give me 50 cents
so I can buy a pop.
724
01:01:38,795 --> 01:01:40,888
- I don't have any, Randy.
- Come on. I'll pay you back.
725
01:01:40,997 --> 01:01:44,433
I don't have...
Stop.
726
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:48,493
- Don't. Stop. Stop.
- I'll do this to you.
727
01:01:48,604 --> 01:01:50,799
- Don't. Ow.
- [Bell Rings]
728
01:01:50,907 --> 01:01:52,875
Here. Here.
729
01:02:05,922 --> 01:02:09,756
- How's your neck?
- Stings.
730
01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:11,850
That's too bad.
731
01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:16,726
Pedro offers you his protection.
732
01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:26,672
- Hey, let me borrow your bike.
- No.
733
01:02:26,776 --> 01:02:29,404
- Come on. I'll give you some chips.
- No.
734
01:02:32,682 --> 01:02:35,276
[Vehicle Approaching]
735
01:02:35,384 --> 01:02:38,945
...[Hip-hop On Speaker]
- [Hydraulics Whoosh]
736
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:50,566
[Bus Engine Idling]
737
01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:53,626
[Door Opens]
738
01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:22,354
[Squeals]
739
01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:25,195
[Kissing]
740
01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:27,292
[Chattering]
741
01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:31,071
Like a wash, and then you blow-dry it
with bleach.
742
01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:33,142
Yeah. It's so cool.
743
01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:40,546
Hey, you Trisha?
744
01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:43,585
- Yeah.
- You remember me?
745
01:03:43,686 --> 01:03:48,248
I'm a friend of your mom's.
I'm... I'm Napoleon's uncle. Uncle Rico.
746
01:03:49,892 --> 01:03:53,350
- Oh. Yeah.
- Hey, could you do me a favor?
747
01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:56,429
Could you give your mom
a couple of these...
748
01:03:56,532 --> 01:03:59,797
and tell 'em to hand 'em out
to her friends or whoever?
749
01:03:59,902 --> 01:04:01,767
'Kay.
750
01:04:01,871 --> 01:04:06,205
You girls give me a call
if you feel like you could use some.
751
01:04:14,116 --> 01:04:16,084
Have a nice day.
752
01:04:25,761 --> 01:04:28,059
[Both Scoff]
753
01:05:51,981 --> 01:05:53,881
[Yelps]
754
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,684
[Engine Sputters, Stops]
755
01:06:09,999 --> 01:06:11,899
[Groans]
756
01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:18,601
Why the heck you throwin'
crap at my van, Napoleon?
757
01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:22,508
Everybody at school thinks
I'm a freakin' idiot 'cause of you.
758
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:25,205
[Straining]
You're gonna clean my van... right now.
759
01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:27,714
- Get off of me, you "bodaggit. "
- [Groans]
760
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:32,015
[Groaning]
761
01:06:37,026 --> 01:06:38,994
[Groans]
762
01:06:41,864 --> 01:06:43,764
[Groaning]
763
01:06:43,866 --> 01:06:48,565
- [Chattering]
- [Boy] Higher. No, no, higher.
764
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:51,162
- Yeah!
- [Cheering, Hooting]
765
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:56,235
- [Cheering, Hooting]
- [Boy] Yeah. Hit it.!
766
01:06:56,345 --> 01:07:00,406
...[Muzak: Cha-cha On Speakers]
767
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,484
Dang.
768
01:07:32,815 --> 01:07:37,047
Look, Pedro. I don't know
how they do things down in Juarez...
769
01:07:37,153 --> 01:07:40,384
but here in Idaho we have
a little something called pride.
770
01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:42,923
Understand?
771
01:07:43,025 --> 01:07:47,860
Smashing in the face of a pi�ata
that resembles Summer Wheatly...
772
01:07:47,963 --> 01:07:52,957
is a disgrace to you, me
and the entire Gem State.
773
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:06,344
...[Pop: Synthesizer,
Drum Machine On TV]
774
01:08:06,449 --> 01:08:09,885
[Man] Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves.
Are you ready to get your groove on?
775
01:08:09,985 --> 01:08:13,682
- Yes.
- All right, then. Let's get started.
776
01:08:13,789 --> 01:08:15,654
...[Continues]
777
01:08:24,633 --> 01:08:26,533
Are you disqualified?
778
01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:33,503
No. They just made me take down
the flyers as a penalty for the pi�atas.
779
01:08:33,609 --> 01:08:36,169
Can you still
run for president?
780
01:08:37,313 --> 01:08:39,213
Yes.
781
01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:43,274
I don't understand.
782
01:08:43,385 --> 01:08:48,789
He say... you're not allowed to smash pi�atas
that look like real people.
783
01:08:50,493 --> 01:08:52,859
But we do it in Mexico
all the time.
784
01:08:55,097 --> 01:08:56,997
Your hair looked great today.
785
01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:01,068
Thank you.
786
01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:06,470
All right.
See you tomorrow, Pedro.
787
01:09:20,523 --> 01:09:22,889
[Burps]
Who are you?
788
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:26,393
- I'm Lafawnduh.
- What are you doing here?
789
01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:29,396
I'm waiting for Kip.
790
01:09:30,533 --> 01:09:34,435
- Kip?
- Why are you so sweaty?
791
01:09:36,539 --> 01:09:39,064
- I been practicing.
- Mmm.
792
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,474
- Practicing what?
- Some dance moves.
793
01:09:44,647 --> 01:09:47,241
You like dancing?
794
01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:51,582
[Kip]
My chores are done.
795
01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:53,746
- So, you ready, Lafawnduh?
- I am, honey.
796
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,848
Sorry, Napoleon. We're just runnin'
a little bit late for some prime rib.
797
01:09:56,959 --> 01:09:59,393
- Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me.
- Here.
798
01:09:59,495 --> 01:10:02,464
You might like that.
My cousin made it.
799
01:10:02,565 --> 01:10:05,295
I'll be waitin'outside
for you, baby.
800
01:10:07,002 --> 01:10:08,902
Bye, Napoleon.
801
01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:11,268
See ya.
802
01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:13,307
[Door Opens]
803
01:10:13,409 --> 01:10:17,709
- Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
- [Door Closes]
804
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:20,509
I'm a hundred percent positive
that she's my soul mate.
805
01:10:20,616 --> 01:10:24,347
Napoleon, I'm sure there's
a babe out there for you too.
806
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,248
Peace out.
807
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,862
See ya.
808
01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:54,845
Is this what you
were looking for?
809
01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:59,478
Nah, I was thinkin'of somethin'
a little more... soft around the edges.
810
01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:02,580
Hmm. Well...
811
01:11:02,691 --> 01:11:05,489
I have a nice, soft pink sheet
I could hang...
812
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:10,190
and I could wrap you in some foam or...
something billowy?
813
01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:14,793
Yeah, billowy's good.
[Chuckles]
814
01:11:17,039 --> 01:11:18,939
[Sighs]
It'd be really nice...
815
01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:21,703
if I could get
the fan going.
816
01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:24,301
I could hang some tinsel
from the top.
817
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:31,613
You know, Deborah,
you have... striking features.
818
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:36,054
Such a soft face should be
complimented with a...
819
01:11:36,158 --> 01:11:38,183
soft body.
820
01:11:39,328 --> 01:11:41,990
Mr. Rico?
821
01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:45,692
My friends and clients,
they call me "Uncle Rico. "
822
01:11:49,004 --> 01:11:50,972
What are you doing?
823
01:11:51,073 --> 01:11:54,042
Shh. Don't say another word.
824
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:58,079
Napoleon told me
you'd be interested.
825
01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:06,414
Napoleon?
826
01:12:06,522 --> 01:12:10,515
You stop wishin',
and call me when you're ready.
827
01:12:22,938 --> 01:12:25,406
...[Dance]
828
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:31,411
[Phone Rings]
829
01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:37,343
- [Ringing Continues]
... [Stops]
830
01:12:42,224 --> 01:12:44,124
- Hello?
- Napoleon?
831
01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:47,024
- Yeah. Who's this?
- It's Deb...
832
01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:49,791
and I'm calling to let you know
I think you're a shallow friend.
833
01:12:49,898 --> 01:12:52,799
- What the heck are you even talkin' about?
- Don't lie, Napoleon.
834
01:12:52,901 --> 01:12:55,267
Your Uncle Rico made it very
clear how you feel about me.
835
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,565
What?
836
01:12:56,672 --> 01:12:59,334
I don't need herbal enhancers
to feel good about myself.
837
01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:03,571
And if you're so concerned about that,
why don't you try eating some yourself?
838
01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:07,705
[Dial Tone]
839
01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:16,213
- [Door Opens]
- Right on.
840
01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:19,385
Grandma just called and said
you're supposed to go home.
841
01:13:19,495 --> 01:13:22,589
- She didn't tell me anything.
- Too bad. She says she doesn't want you here...
842
01:13:22,698 --> 01:13:26,225
when she gets back because you've been ruining
everybody's lives and eatin' all our steak.
843
01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:29,600
- I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
- Get off my property!
844
01:13:29,705 --> 01:13:32,731
It's a free country.
I can do whatever I want.
845
01:13:32,841 --> 01:13:35,969
Get off my property,
or I'll call the cops on you.
846
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:38,239
Well, then do it.
Go on.
847
01:13:38,347 --> 01:13:40,315
Maybe I will. Gosh!
848
01:13:50,793 --> 01:13:52,784
[Line Ringing]
849
01:13:52,895 --> 01:13:56,922
- [Man Speaking Spanish On TV]
- [Phone Rings]
850
01:13:57,032 --> 01:13:58,932
- Hello?
- Pedro?
851
01:13:59,034 --> 01:14:01,434
- How's it goin'?
- Good.
852
01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:04,768
Deb just called me.
She pretty much hates me by now.
853
01:14:04,873 --> 01:14:07,603
- Why?
- 'Cause my Uncle Rico's an idiot!
854
01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:10,041
Do you have anything
to give to her?
855
01:14:10,145 --> 01:14:13,637
No, not unless
she likes fish.
856
01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:19,018
- Are you still gonna give your speech tomorrow?
- Yes.
857
01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:22,613
- Do you already know what you're gonna say?
- Yes...
858
01:14:22,724 --> 01:14:24,624
but not all of it.
859
01:14:24,726 --> 01:14:26,694
Just tell 'em that...
860
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:32,290
their wildest dreams will come true
if they vote for you.
861
01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:36,303
- [Sighs]
- I'll see you tomorrow, Pedro.
862
01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:47,138
[Shouts]
863
01:14:53,355 --> 01:14:55,516
Dang it.!
864
01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:57,854
What do you think
you're doing?
865
01:15:21,583 --> 01:15:23,551
[Vehicle Approaching]
866
01:15:40,636 --> 01:15:46,006
Now, if you look right here,
we have SallyJohnson from Manitou, Colorado.
867
01:15:47,609 --> 01:15:49,873
Would you like to read
her testimonial right there?
868
01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:51,878
Sure. Um...
869
01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:56,474
"After using Bust Must Plus,
I have such big bosoms... "
870
01:15:57,586 --> 01:16:00,316
I don't feel comfortable
reading this.
871
01:16:00,422 --> 01:16:03,585
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.
872
01:16:03,692 --> 01:16:06,092
But do you feel
comfortable with me?
873
01:16:12,534 --> 01:16:14,798
You could be...
874
01:16:14,903 --> 01:16:18,464
somewhere around, uh...
875
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,599
here.
876
01:16:24,513 --> 01:16:26,413
- [Sauce Pans Clattering]
- [Rex] Come here, boy.!
877
01:16:26,515 --> 01:16:29,313
- [Commotion, Crashing]
- [Rico Yelping]
878
01:16:31,486 --> 01:16:34,922
[Loud Applause]
879
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:40,760
[Applause Fades]
880
01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:44,059
Well, I never thought
I would make it here today.
881
01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:46,259
I would be a great
class president because...
882
01:16:46,368 --> 01:16:49,860
I promise to put two new pop machines
in the cafeteria, and...
883
01:16:49,972 --> 01:16:53,203
I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell
dispenser for all the girls'bathrooms.
884
01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:55,936
Oh, we're gonna get
new cheerleading uniforms.
885
01:16:56,044 --> 01:16:59,172
Anyway, I think I'd be
a great class president, so, uh...
886
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,476
who wants to eat
"chimini-changas"next year?
887
01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:07,112
Not me. See, with me,
it will be summer all year long.
888
01:17:07,222 --> 01:17:10,282
- Vote for Summer.
- [Loud Applause]
889
01:17:10,392 --> 01:17:14,294
- [Applause Continues]
- [Mouthing Words]
890
01:17:17,699 --> 01:17:19,599
[Applause Ends]
891
01:17:19,701 --> 01:17:24,331
And now Summer will perform her skit with
members of our very own Happy Hands Club.
892
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:26,737
[Applause]
893
01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:30,539
Your speech is up next.
Your skit had better be pretty good.
894
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:34,946
- A skit?
- You perform a skit after your speech, Pedro.
895
01:17:35,050 --> 01:17:37,780
What?
A flippin' skit?
896
01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:40,047
- Why didn't anybody tell us about this?
... [Pop]
897
01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:42,248
...[Continues]
898
01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:04,838
[No Audible Dialogue]
899
01:18:04,946 --> 01:18:06,914
...[Continues]
900
01:18:27,936 --> 01:18:33,033
...[Ends]
- [Loud Applause]
901
01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:44,318
- [Applause Fading]
- I don't want to be president anyway.
902
01:18:44,419 --> 01:18:46,944
Pedro, just listen
to your heart.
903
01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:49,580
That's what I do.
904
01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:54,421
I'll just tell them that
I have nothing to say.
905
01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:02,335
[Scattered Applause]
906
01:19:05,507 --> 01:19:07,475
[Applause Fades]
907
01:19:11,379 --> 01:19:13,347
Hello.
908
01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:17,083
I don't have much to say.
909
01:19:17,185 --> 01:19:21,747
But I think it would be good to have
some holy santos brought to the high school...
910
01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:25,452
to guard the hallway
and to bring us good luck.
911
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:30,327
El Santo Ni�o de Atocha is a good one.
My Aunt Concha has seen him.
912
01:19:31,466 --> 01:19:33,366
And...
913
01:19:33,468 --> 01:19:36,995
- we have a great F.F.A. Schedule lined up...
- [Door Opens]
914
01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:40,131
And I'd like to see
more of that.
915
01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:48,473
If you vote for me,
all of your wildest dreams will come true.
916
01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:52,279
Thank you.
917
01:19:52,387 --> 01:19:54,355
[Scattered Applause]
918
01:19:59,828 --> 01:20:01,819
[Applause Fades]
919
01:20:11,173 --> 01:20:15,200
Up next, I hope you'll enjoy
a skit by Pedro Sanchez.
920
01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,211
[Sighs]
921
01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:41,132
...[Slow Electric Piano]
922
01:20:42,237 --> 01:20:46,936
...[Disco, Funky]
923
01:21:13,268 --> 01:21:16,863
...[Continues]
924
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,830
...[Continues]
925
01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:16,864
...[Continues]
926
01:22:41,289 --> 01:22:43,757
...[Stops]
927
01:22:54,002 --> 01:22:56,232
[Loud Cheering]
928
01:23:48,556 --> 01:23:50,524
[No Audible Dialogue]
929
01:24:17,685 --> 01:24:21,815
- [No Audible Dialogue]
- [Grunting]
930
01:24:21,923 --> 01:24:23,891
Oh.
931
01:25:03,531 --> 01:25:05,499
[Applause]
932
01:25:41,369 --> 01:25:43,894
I caught you a delicious bass.
933
01:25:48,443 --> 01:25:50,809
You wanna play me?
934
01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:01,721
...[Synthesizer Pop]
935
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,815
...[Continues]
936
01:26:54,342 --> 01:26:57,402
...[Continues]
937
01:27:27,942 --> 01:27:31,070
...[Continues]
938
01:27:57,872 --> 01:28:01,501
...[Continues]
939
01:28:32,073 --> 01:28:36,339
...[Continues]
940
01:29:12,947 --> 01:29:14,847
...[Stops]
941
01:29:46,481 --> 01:29:50,850
I, uh, would like to
give you this advice.
942
01:29:50,952 --> 01:29:54,080
And a fella give
me some years ago.
943
01:29:54,188 --> 01:29:57,715
He said,
"When an argument arises...
944
01:29:57,825 --> 01:30:02,353
"if you go outside and take,
uh, a nice walk...
945
01:30:02,463 --> 01:30:07,230
"you'll calm down and then you can
come back and it won't be an argument.
946
01:30:07,335 --> 01:30:09,462
"And you'll find
that helps your health.
947
01:30:09,570 --> 01:30:13,028
All that fresh air and exercise
will do you a lot of good. "
948
01:30:13,141 --> 01:30:15,075
[Chuckles]
949
01:30:15,176 --> 01:30:19,112
Is there anything else
you'd like to ask about?
950
01:30:19,213 --> 01:30:22,341
- [Grunts]
- [Coughing]
951
01:30:23,651 --> 01:30:26,745
- [Braying]
- Pedro.
952
01:30:27,989 --> 01:30:31,254
- Where the heck's Napoleon?
- I don't know.
953
01:30:31,359 --> 01:30:37,127
Lafawnduh Lucas, do you take
Kipland Ronald Dynamite...
954
01:30:37,231 --> 01:30:40,428
to be your lawful
wedded husband...
955
01:30:40,535 --> 01:30:45,234
to honor in sickness and health
till death do you part?
956
01:30:45,339 --> 01:30:47,807
I do.
957
01:30:49,577 --> 01:30:52,876
Kipland Ronald Dynamite...
958
01:30:52,980 --> 01:30:57,212
do you take Lafawnduh Lucas
to be your lawful wedded wife...
959
01:30:57,318 --> 01:31:01,584
in sickness and health
till death do you part?
960
01:31:01,689 --> 01:31:04,055
You know I do.
961
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:09,826
By the authority vested in me,
I pronounce you man and wife.
962
01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:13,595
You may kiss the bride.
963
01:31:13,701 --> 01:31:15,669
[Braying]
964
01:31:27,248 --> 01:31:30,081
[Shutter Clicks]
965
01:31:34,755 --> 01:31:38,191
...[Synthesized]
966
01:31:38,292 --> 01:31:42,353
[Feedback]
967
01:31:42,463 --> 01:31:45,796
- Why do you love me -
968
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:49,097
- Why do you need me -
969
01:31:49,203 --> 01:31:51,763
- Always and forever -
970
01:31:51,873 --> 01:31:56,003
- We met in a chat room -
971
01:31:56,110 --> 01:32:00,103
- Now our love
can fully bloom -
972
01:32:00,214 --> 01:32:04,116
- Sure the World Wide Web
is great...
973
01:32:04,218 --> 01:32:07,619
- [Feedback]
- - But you, you make me "salvivate" -
974
01:32:07,722 --> 01:32:11,021
- Yes, I love technology -
975
01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:14,686
- But not as much as you, you see...
976
01:32:14,795 --> 01:32:18,231
- But I still love technology -
977
01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:21,392
- Always and forever -
978
01:32:21,502 --> 01:32:24,562
- Our love is like
a flock of doves -
979
01:32:24,672 --> 01:32:28,039
- Flying up to heaven above -
980
01:32:28,142 --> 01:32:31,373
- Always and forever...
981
01:32:31,479 --> 01:32:34,380
- Always and forever -
982
01:32:34,482 --> 01:32:37,474
- Yes, our love is truly great -
983
01:32:37,585 --> 01:32:40,213
- Always and forever...
984
01:32:41,322 --> 01:32:44,849
- Why do you need me...
985
01:32:44,959 --> 01:32:48,395
- [Horse Whinnying]
... Why do you love me...
986
01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:54,100
[Whinnies]
987
01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:09,383
[Nickers]
988
01:33:18,626 --> 01:33:20,594
[Whinnies]
989
01:33:26,534 --> 01:33:28,968
[Whinnies]
990
01:33:31,505 --> 01:33:33,939
[Nickers]
991
01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:35,941
Sorry I'm late.
992
01:33:36,043 --> 01:33:39,410
I just got done taming a wild
honeymoon stallion for you guys.
993
01:33:39,513 --> 01:33:41,708
Hmm.
994
01:33:43,250 --> 01:33:46,583
Hey, Deb, can you take a photo of me
on the horse real quick?
995
01:33:46,687 --> 01:33:50,123
- Sure.
- [Shutter Clicks]
996
01:33:51,525 --> 01:33:54,050
Thanks.
997
01:33:56,197 --> 01:33:58,392
[Horse Whinnying]
998
01:34:09,176 --> 01:34:12,771
I hope your guys's experiences
are unforgettable.
999
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,940
Hmm.
1000
01:34:16,050 --> 01:34:19,577
Lookee, lookee.
A little keepsake for you guys.
1001
01:34:35,736 --> 01:34:37,931
Lucky.
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