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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,700 [# Underdog theme] 2 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:53,277 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, 3 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,321 the wickedest man in the world. 4 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,821 He was evil and crazy. 5 00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:00,826 Simon and his wacky henchman, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. 6 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,089 But each time they were foiled by me, 7 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,360 the greatest superhero who ever lived... Underdog! 8 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:39,964 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, 9 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,161 l come to you this evening to discuss the growing problem 10 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,033 of crime in our city. 11 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,906 Here in front of me are files of unsolved cases. 12 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,308 [Underdog] We're getting ahead of ourselves. 13 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,846 That's me in the uniform. 14 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:57,042 I was raised, since I was just a little puppy, to fight crime. 15 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,779 Never had a family or a place to call home. 16 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:03,380 I was raised with one purpose and one purpose only: 17 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,651 to help people, to keep them safe. 18 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,488 Nothing was going to stand in my way. 19 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,549 [barks] 20 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:12,223 - [man stops speaking] - Easy, boy. 21 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:16,235 - However, to the families involved... - You got something, boy? 22 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,100 - [barking] - What was that? 23 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:21,902 Alpha Dog has got a lock on the stage. l think it's the boxes. 24 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,808 Criminals should not be allowed to keep their freedom. 25 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,641 - [howling] - Clear the building! 26 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,944 [man] We need SWAT here, now! Please hurry, your honor. 27 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:31,643 [man 2] Everybody out! 28 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,824 Blue team, go, go! Move! 29 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,920 [electronic beeping] 30 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:46,827 No radiation. 31 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,494 No metal. 32 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,764 Tweezers, and we'll lift. 33 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,069 Easy. Right down the side. 34 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:58,599 Yeah. Slow. And slide. 35 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,169 I bet you didn't know a beagle's sense of smell 36 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:04,444 is 55 times stronger than a human's. 37 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,378 [sneezes] 38 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:11,981 Well, mine's not. 39 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,822 lt's a gift from the American Pork Association. 40 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:16,418 [laughter] 41 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:20,125 l want a full debrief, now. 42 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,566 [laughter continues] 43 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,338 [dogs barking] 44 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:34,740 [dogs laughing] 45 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:39,612 Nice work, rookie. You found an exploding ham. 46 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,711 Quiet, l smell a bomb. 47 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:45,485 You! You should just turn in your tags. 48 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:49,153 [dogs continue laughing] 49 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,197 All right, I'll be honest with you. 50 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:53,129 I wasn't the best dog on the force. 51 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,565 In fact, I was probably the worst. 52 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,297 The ham was just the latest of my mistakes. 53 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:01,534 Like the time I chewed the extension cord and it was plugged in. 54 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,769 Or when I met that cute poodle 55 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,243 and it turned out to be a guy. 56 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:09,975 It's hard to feel destined for greatness when you keep messing up. 57 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,075 But, destiny's a funny thing. 58 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,916 It'll creep up on you when you least expect it. 59 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,479 Gotcha. Last one for tonight. 60 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:19,491 [dogs barking] 61 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:29,863 Excuse me. Uh, there's been a big mistake. 62 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,905 l'm not a stray. l shouldn't be in the pound. 63 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,530 This ain't no pound, son. 64 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,576 This place makes the pound look like the dog park. 65 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,579 By day it's OK, but at night, once everyone's left, 66 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:43,013 that's when the freaky stuff happens. 67 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,347 What kind of ''freaky stuff?'' 68 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:48,387 - What did they do to your hair? - What's wrong with my hair? 69 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,753 [stammers] Nothing. Nothing at all. 70 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,691 You were saying about the ''freaky stuff.'' 71 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,422 All l'm saying is when the guy in the white lab coat 72 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,259 pulls out the giant needle, run! 73 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,231 [laughs maniacally] 74 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,131 [whistling] 75 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,072 Hey. 76 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,940 Welcome to the graveyard. 77 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:14,775 Yeah, nice and quiet, just like l like it. 78 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:18,147 Uh, sir, excuse me. We're not open right now. 79 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,776 There's no access to the labs. 80 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,981 Oh, really? l'm sorry. 81 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,921 That's all right. Don't worry. 82 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,926 Oh, wait. What's this? 83 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,162 What does this say? 84 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:35,258 Uh... ''All Access.'' Sorry. 85 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,404 lt's OK. You all make mistakes. 86 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,997 But l forgive you. 87 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:45,101 Because that's the kind of person l am... humble. 88 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,840 A humble genius. 89 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,541 [man] lt's OK. 90 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,048 Let him in. 91 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,284 Please. 92 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,755 Again, l'm sorry, Dr. Barsinister. 93 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:00,816 - l'm terribly sorry. - lt's OK. How were you to know 94 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:04,091 that l am the most important scientist this company has? 95 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,126 You couldn't have. 96 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:12,705 [elevator bell dings] 97 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,195 [elevator bell dings] 98 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:17,710 - [Barsinister] Who's the new hire? - Him? He, uh, used to be a cop. 99 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,337 l was thinking that maybe we should take it easy 100 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,438 on the after-hours stuff. 101 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:25,348 You know? Clandestine. 102 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:28,945 A three-syllable word? l'm impressed. 103 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,354 l bought a, uh... 104 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,457 [mispronouncing] ...thesaurus. 105 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,223 Good for you. 106 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:40,664 But even if he is an ex-cop, we don't have time to skulk about. Look. 107 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,895 ''Police Dog Training.'' lt's a great idea. 108 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,403 Why didn't you think of that? 109 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:49,168 Because training is a fool's process. 110 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,971 l've met with the mayor, 111 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:53,979 and l told him how we could take this city to new heights 112 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,811 through genetic manipulation. 113 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,282 [meowing] 114 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:02,549 - Yeah? What did he say? - The fool actually laughed at me. 115 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:05,250 That happened to me once. l had my pants on inside out. 116 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,317 Nobody told me for the entire day. 117 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,555 - Stop talking now. - Oh, right. Right. 118 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,188 l'll be the silent partner. 119 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:16,167 Just because you're the only one here, Cad, does not make us partners. 120 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:20,531 Wow. A real-life mad scientist. 121 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,700 Yeah, and he ain't even mad yet. 122 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:26,575 All right. Bring me the new dog. 123 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,711 Your lucky day. 124 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:34,150 [Barsinister] And now, the most important DNA. 125 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,125 - [whimpers] - [Barsinister] Oh. 126 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,060 Don't worry, little guy. 127 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:48,066 lt will only hurt... a lot. 128 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,096 OK, let's do it, partner. 129 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,651 [sneezes] 130 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,816 Gross! Your mouth was open! 131 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:14,052 Just hold him. 132 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,186 - [barking] - [screaming] 133 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:37,007 [Cad] Hey, Doc! Get him! 134 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,313 Get in the game, Doc. He's right there. 135 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,957 No, no! No, no! 136 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,548 My research! 137 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:58,831 - The serum. - [Cad] He's going for the door! 138 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,967 Run, boy. Run, run! 139 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,375 Bring me a chew toy from the outside. 140 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,674 And maybe some hair gel! 141 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,482 [gasps] lt works. 142 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:16,450 - [screaming] - Doc! 143 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:20,014 [indistinct chatter on police radio] 144 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:23,392 l'm pulling the security tapes and running a computer sweep 145 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:27,365 - of Dr. Barsinister's research. - Dan, we'll handle it from here. 146 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,458 When there's a crime, they call a cop. 147 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:32,527 When someone wants to sign into the building, they call you. 148 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,197 - [laughter] - Right. 149 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,600 That's why you're the chief. 150 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,608 With a big filing cabinet marked ''unsolved crimes.'' 151 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,445 Hey, guys... 152 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:52,814 Yeah, that was some night. I was homeless and hungry. 153 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,452 And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, 154 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,587 these numbskulls show up. 155 00:09:57,663 --> 00:10:00,029 [male dog] Hey, runt. You lost? 156 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,361 - The name's Riff Raff. - He's Riff Raff. 157 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,030 - l've marked this territory. - Yeah, he marked it. 158 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,335 Look, l don't want any trouble, OK? 159 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,808 Well, then today's your lucky day, mutt. 160 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:14,278 l'd rip you to pieces, but l don't want to get my paws dirty. 161 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,747 Yeah. You're not worth his time, fleabag. 162 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,717 - [chuckles] Fleabag. Yes. - Get him! 163 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,277 Sweet. We're going to get him. Come back here! 164 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,916 That mutt dumped my trash. Come on. Get him, boys. 165 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,324 - He thinks he's a greyhound. - Look at him go. 166 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,497 [Riff Raff] l'll eat that runt for dinner. 167 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,056 Dibs on leftovers. 168 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:41,230 - [tires screeching] - Oh! Speed bump. 169 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,138 - What a way to go. - l'm with you, boss. 170 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,301 Let's get out of here. 171 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,844 [dog whimpering] 172 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,747 Hello? 173 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,453 [whimpering] 174 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:59,480 Hey, l thought l clipped you. 175 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,585 What are you doing? [laughing] 176 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,460 You're a funny little dog. Come here. Come here. 177 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,999 Let me see. Where's your collar? 178 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,195 Oh, is that a kiss? Where's your collar? 179 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,238 You don't have a home? 180 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,609 Why don't you come home with me? Huh? 181 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,272 We got a nice home, just for you. 182 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,147 - [engine starts] - What are you doing out that window? 183 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,053 I know what you're thinking. He just hit me with his car, 184 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,817 and I climb in the front seat. 185 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,916 Look, I may not be able to smell a bomb, 186 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,052 but I can smell a good person. 187 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,964 - [keyboard clicking] - [boy] Please excuse Jack Unger 188 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:47,029 from any and all activity because he has a bad cold. 189 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,336 No, too simplistic. 190 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,203 He has shingles. 191 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,303 No, l already used that. 192 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,746 Come on, Jack. Dig deep. 193 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,647 [sighs] l got one. 194 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,115 Perfect. 195 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,659 [Dan] Hey, Jack, you ready for school yet? 196 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,627 - Yeah. - Come on out back. 197 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,323 - l can't. l'm busy. - Aw, come on. 198 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,956 l got something to show you. 199 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,160 - [groaning] - Hey, l heard that. 200 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,795 Yeah, you're a good dog. Can you sit for me? 201 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,635 - [sneezes] - Oh. God bless you. 202 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,676 Here's your ba... Hey, Jack. Look. 203 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,508 - You bought a dog? - No, l didn't buy him. 204 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,912 l, uh, l found him on the street. 205 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,280 He's cute, isn't he? 206 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,809 l thought maybe we'd go for walks, take him on a hike. 207 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,549 Hikes? Oh, fun. 208 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:43,995 Hey, look at that. l think we should call him... Shoeshine. 209 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:48,090 Considering all the other things he probably licks, 210 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,397 l think that's the best call. 211 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,199 Jack, l just thought he would be good for you. 212 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,706 Take your mind off a few things. 213 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,243 Listen, l'm telling you l am fine, all right? 214 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,336 - OK. - You don't have to keep doing this. 215 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:04,406 You've got other things to worry about, like being a prison guard to lab rats. 216 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:11,281 You know what? l like the new job. 217 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:15,218 [phone ringing] 218 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:19,060 lf you don't want the dog, l'll take him to the pound this afternoon. 219 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,926 [door opens and closes] 220 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,867 - Hello? - [groans] 221 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,540 No, no, l'll come back. All right. Thank you. 222 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,443 l got to go back to work. 223 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:37,744 - What about Shoelick? - Shoeshine. 224 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,411 Listen, do me a favor. Keep an eye on him. 225 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,977 You know what? Give him a chance. 226 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:46,218 - You might even like him. - l don't think so. 227 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,386 All he does is eat, sleep and poop. 228 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,828 Then the two of you have a lot in common, don't you? 229 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:08,269 [Barsinister] I can isolate specific protein strands in animal DNA. 230 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:12,147 Then combine them any way I want. 231 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:15,016 This will give him the speed of a cheetah, 232 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,250 the ability to fly like an eagle, 233 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:22,784 or the strength of an animal one hundred times his weight. 234 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,124 Forging a doctor's note, Jack? ls this what it's come to? 235 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,360 l didn't forge it. 236 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:33,462 So, you expect me to believe that you have... ''monkeypox?'' 237 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,372 [coughing] lt's pretty bad. 238 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,501 OK. 239 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,808 l don't know what disappoints me more, the fact that you did it, 240 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:46,079 or that you did so poorly that you couldn't even fool a P.E. teacher. 241 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,112 Ahhh. Food. 242 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,021 [sniffing] 243 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,151 Yep. Definitely smell food. 244 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,129 Hmm. 245 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,929 It's not dog food, but it's about to be. 246 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,004 Oh, no. 247 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,011 They're going to blame this on me. 248 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,673 Oh, well, bon appétit. 249 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:21,742 A-ha. Homo postalis, the Great North American Mailman. 250 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,812 Natural enemy of the dog. 251 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:27,347 - [barking] - Look, the Ungers got a new cat. 252 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,361 Come on. Come on, come on. 253 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,399 ls that the best you got? You want a piece of this here? 254 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,059 Whoa. 255 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,264 [laughing] 256 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,604 That's right. Run, mail-slinger, run. 257 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,941 And never come back here again. 258 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,775 - [tires screech] - [cat screeches] 259 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,213 Great. Two for one. 260 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,341 Hey. Is that a tennis ball? 261 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,444 [chuckles] This day just gets better and better. 262 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,912 [grunts] Whoa! 263 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,620 [pants] That couch tried to kill me. 264 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,792 There is something mighty peculiar going on here. 265 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,335 - [door opening] - Huh? 266 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:24,441 - What did you do? - [whimpering] 267 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,248 Dad is going to kill you. And then me. 268 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,150 Oh! 269 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,953 l really hope this is chili. 270 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,620 Give me a break. lt was an accident. 271 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,467 [Jack] Hello? 272 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,101 Dad? ls that you? 273 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,042 Hello? 274 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,346 Come here, boy. 275 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,623 - Did you hear something? - No. Did you? 276 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:14,391 - Did you just talk? - Huh? What? Hmm? 277 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,968 Whoa, whoa... Wait a minute. You can understand me? 278 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:25,403 [both screaming] 279 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,208 [hyperventilating] 280 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,079 OK. OK. Deep breaths. 281 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,382 Get some fresh air to the brain. You're just imagining this. 282 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,480 - Wait. You... - Bad dog. Stop talking. 283 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,616 Wait. Stop. 284 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,161 Person, heel. Come on, who trained you? 285 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,754 Person, just wait. 286 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:50,530 - What did you just call me? - Sorry. l don't know your name. 287 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,163 Jack. Nothing. Stop talking to me. 288 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,730 Look, l can't stop talking to you, Jack Nothing, 289 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,435 because l'm freaking out here. 290 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,908 lf we're going for a walk, you may want to get a poop bag. 291 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:06,679 - What? - l have that special feeling. 292 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,242 Maybe you're the problem. 293 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,584 A weirdo kid who can suddenly talk to dogs. 294 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,715 How did you learn to speak English? 295 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,885 - How should l know? - Can you speak other languages? 296 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:19,727 A little retriever. Some shih tzu. My Chihuahua is a little rusty, though. 297 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:24,201 - OK, l mean other human languages. - So English isn't enough for you? 298 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,237 Jack? 299 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:31,640 Shh! That's Molly, a reporter for the school paper. 300 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:35,077 She'll have a field day with you. Just speak dog. 301 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,478 Arf. Arf. 302 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,680 - Hey, how's it going? - Good. 303 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,552 - Were you just talking to someone? - Just my dog. 304 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,890 l've got my dog, too. Polly! 305 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,393 [# Styx: Lady] 306 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,243 OK, here we go. 307 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,838 Uh, hello. l'm Shoeshine. 308 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,144 Oh, well, hello. l'm Polly. 309 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,945 - [barking] - [laughing] 310 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,413 l think she likes him. 311 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,787 l've never seen you. Are you new to this park? 312 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,520 Oh, yeah, l just, uh, relocated. 313 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:26,496 You smell wonderful. Like a half-eaten pig's ear. 314 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,090 Excuse me. ''Pig's ear?'' 315 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,136 ls that what passes for a pick-up line? 316 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,966 No, no. l, uh... 317 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,905 Well, l've got to get going. Come on, Polly. 318 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:40,105 - Master calls. - So, uh, will l see you again? 319 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,976 Look, you're a cute beagle and all, 320 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,413 but l want a little pizzazz in a relationship. 321 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,849 A guy who can sweep me off my feet, you know? 322 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,252 - Hmm... - But we can be friends, OK? 323 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,847 - See you later. - Yeah. See you later. 324 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:58,920 ''Friends?'' ''Friends?'' l don't want to be friends. 325 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,592 l'm looking to settle down, to find Mrs. Right. 326 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,862 She could be Polly Shoeshine. 327 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,268 Or is it Polly Shine? Or is it... 328 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,568 Hey, Frisbee! 329 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,407 - What was that? - lt's my instincts. 330 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:18,950 l just can't help myself. 331 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,213 Whoo! What a rush. 332 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,550 OK. What else do you do? 333 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,955 Now bury the bone. Let's go. Good boy. Bury the bone. 334 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,723 Uh, excuse me. You want to tell me why you're talking to me like that? 335 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,492 What? lt's doggy talk. 336 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,295 Well, it's demeaning. Give me the stick. 337 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,415 - Hey, l think l struck oil. - Shoeshine, get out of there. Come on. 338 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,447 l hope no one saw that. 339 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,392 What else do dogs do? Hey, they smell. 340 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,953 - How's your smelling? - My schnoz ain't too good. 341 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,090 Got me fired from my last job. 342 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,431 That's ridiculous. Come on, just try it. 343 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,333 Smelling makes me nervous, and l... 344 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,271 Ah... ah... ah-choo! 345 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,077 Glad l didn't try to hold that one in. 346 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,275 l would have blown my brains out of my ears. 347 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,375 OK. Um, what are they saying? 348 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,248 [indistinct voices becoming clearer] 349 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,622 [girl] ...when l talk like that. l'm not gonna spend... 350 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,217 l know. We'll talk later. Bye. 351 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,891 Catch the ball right in the web of the glove. 352 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,362 Maybe we should see other people. 353 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:47,269 He thinks it would be better if they saw other people. 354 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,830 She says for all she cares he can go eat... 355 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:52,274 - People eat that, too? - [chuckles] 356 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,380 [crying] Help! Let me go. 357 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:59,417 lt's Polly and that girl who follows her around. 358 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,749 - Molly. - She's with two other guys. 359 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,118 They're stealing her backpack. This way. 360 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,816 Hey! Wait. 361 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:09,418 - Slow down. - No, you speed up. Use all four legs. 362 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,622 - [tires screeching] - [horns honking] 363 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,096 This is incredible. l've never run this fast before. 364 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,899 lt feels like my feet aren't even touching the ground... 365 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,567 - Yeow! - [horns honking] 366 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,109 Whoo! 367 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,239 [gasps] l can fly? 368 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,302 Hey! 369 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,845 Whoa! Look out! 370 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,981 Whoo! 371 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:44,792 This is way better than sticking your head out of a moving car. 372 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,661 - Whoo hoo! - [truck horn honking] 373 00:22:56,241 --> 00:23:00,610 Oh, no! l'm blind. l can't see. Oh, no. 374 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,442 l don't want to see. 375 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,345 Sorry. 376 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,884 Excuse me. Pardon me. 377 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,351 Excuse me. Out of the way. 378 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,883 l'm good. l'm good. 379 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,118 Whoo! 380 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,058 [groans] Spicy mustard. 381 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,359 Ow! Where are the brakes on this thing? 382 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:21,399 - l got a camera. - Hurry up. 383 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:23,058 Whoo! 384 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,266 Whoa! 385 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:31,435 Ahhh! 386 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,172 [Molly] Hello? 91 1 ? 387 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,477 [murmuring] 388 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:20,814 Uh-huh. Someone just swooped in and saved you? 389 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:23,326 You think you could describe him? 390 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:26,057 Yes. He was white. 391 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:33,704 - Molly, hey. Um, are you all right? - Mm-hmm. 392 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:37,367 - OK, so he's a Caucasian? - Actually, l think he was brown. 393 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:40,969 He was light brown with white spots on his belly, paws and tail. 394 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:44,311 He had black whiskers, brown eyes and a wet nose. 395 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:46,180 Like this? 396 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:49,821 [Jack] Shoeshine? Shoeshine. 397 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,289 [Jack] Shoeshine? Shoeshine. 398 00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:56,487 - Shoeshine, you here? - [whimpering] 399 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,292 Sorry, Jack. 400 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:03,425 l didn't mean to break those cars 401 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,300 or those garbage cans or that building. 402 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,236 Shoeshine, you're a hero. 403 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,673 No, l don't want to be a hero. l'll screw it up. 404 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:13,643 Trust me on this one. 405 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:19,877 [sighs] l just wanted a home, a place where l belonged. 406 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:23,250 Just because l have these powers doesn't make me a hero. 407 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:26,985 Shoeshine, it depends on what you do with them. 408 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:30,893 Maybe. But promise me, no one can find out. 409 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,829 - Not even your dad. - Oh, my dad. 410 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,060 Easy. Easy. 411 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,863 Do you see a tennis ball anywhere? 412 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,699 [doorbell rings] 413 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,705 Just put it in the corner. 414 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:44,708 You know, traditionally, the dog makes the mess 415 00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:46,767 and the human cleans it up. 416 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:52,247 l'm looking for my beagle. He, uh, does tricks and stuff. 417 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,654 l'm... l'm sorry. l haven't seen him. 418 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,986 [crashing] 419 00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:06,428 - What was that? - That was my, um... my grandpa. 420 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:10,798 He's blind, and we're just rearranging the furniture. 421 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:14,134 - Are you all right in there, Gramps? - Who you calling Gramps? 422 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:16,333 Get back in here and help me move the couch. 423 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,839 [crashing] 424 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:28,715 You're making your blind grandfather move a couch? 425 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:32,086 lt was either that or repave the driveway. His choice. 426 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,624 Good luck finding your dog. 427 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,630 - Do you belong to that guy? - What? Me? No. 428 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,732 - Then who was he? - How should l know? 429 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,464 All you humans look alike. 430 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,934 Oh, it's my dad. 431 00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:53,569 OK. l'm going to go out there and stall him, 432 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:56,876 and you try and make things look as normal as possible in here. 433 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,883 Talking dog will try to make things normal. Check. 434 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,056 [sighs] All clean. 435 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:12,426 - Dad, Dad, hey. - Hey, how are you? What's up? 436 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:17,025 - Do you need help? - Sure, yeah. Thanks. 437 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:19,866 Wait. l'm going to put these inside, 438 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:22,065 and then we're going to go for a walk. 439 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,199 A walk? 440 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,403 You and me are going to go for a walk? 441 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,879 Yeah. You know, just chill, talk? 442 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:31,279 Hang out? 443 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,274 OK. Come on. 444 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:40,214 What happened there? 445 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:44,125 - [Jack] Dad, wait. - [Dan] No, Jack. 446 00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:48,130 - What? - [glass breaking] 447 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:57,673 Yeah, hang out. 448 00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,973 - Dad, look, l can explain. - Don't tell me the dog did it. 449 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:03,772 We'll talk about it later. 450 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,817 l'm going to take that dog to the pound. 451 00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:10,014 Dad, no! No, please. l want to keep him. 452 00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:11,988 You told me you didn't want the dog. 453 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:13,354 Me? No way. 454 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,189 l told you l've wanted a dog since l was, like, eight. 455 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,793 [whimpering] 456 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:30,864 All right, but it's your responsibility. 457 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:33,934 You got to feed it, brush it, walk it. You got to train it. 458 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:37,504 Trust me, Dad. This dog will do things that will blow your mind. 459 00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:46,890 - [Dan] This better be chili. - [growls] 460 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,519 [rats squeaking] 461 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:58,364 [Barsinister] Yes. Yes, brilliant. 462 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:07,038 Already the flames of inspiration 463 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:10,047 are licking at my brain. 464 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:12,342 Unencumbered, 465 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:17,514 in this, my new laboratory. 466 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:22,459 - Kind of smells like a men's room. - So much the better. 467 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:25,360 lt seems like the wrong vibe for our work. 468 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,455 Seems a little precocious. 469 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:31,093 - Perspicacious. - What? 470 00:29:31,169 --> 00:29:33,865 Peppery? Prim? 471 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:38,569 Most of my thesaurus burned up in the fire. 472 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,611 All l've got left are the P's. 473 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:45,139 - Perfect. - Ooh. That's a good one. 474 00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:46,740 Can l use that? 475 00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:51,152 The material l require is going to be expensive. 476 00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:56,717 We're going to need to find ways to subsidize my work. 477 00:29:56,795 --> 00:30:00,424 l know some guys who just got out of the clink who can help us. 478 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,363 Perhaps. Bam! 479 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:08,531 - Ahhh! - Nailed it. 480 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,131 Jack and I became good buddies. 481 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:15,077 For the first time in my life, I really felt like Man's Best Friend. 482 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:18,081 [man] Hot dogs, nice and hot! 483 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,117 Come on. Bite into a nice juicy hot dog. 484 00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:21,982 What? What? 485 00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:25,986 Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog! 486 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,786 Are you people crazy? 487 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,584 Shoeshine, come here. 488 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,187 lt's not real dog. 489 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,858 - What is it then? - lt's just animal parts. 490 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:38,300 You know, like noses, hooves, intestines. 491 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,361 Well, in that case, l'll take two. 492 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:43,498 Hot dogs! Hot dogs! That's what l got! 493 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:47,136 Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Nice and hot! 494 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:50,181 - Why is he talking like that? - He's rhyming. 495 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:53,809 lt's a gimmick. To get people's attention. 496 00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:57,013 That seems like a strange convention for you to mention. 497 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:02,420 And this is where l'm bored out of my mind, eight hours a day. 498 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,190 Whenever l'm bored l just chase my tail. 499 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:07,231 lf you're lucky you throw up and bingo! 500 00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:08,526 Lunch, part two. 501 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,864 - Nice. - What? 502 00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,797 Sticks, balls, and running in one game? 503 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:19,002 - So clever. So inspired. - Not our team. 504 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,272 We're always the underdogs. 505 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:24,713 Never heard of that breed. ls that a dog from Australia? 506 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,512 No. Look, 507 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:29,519 an underdog is someone who has been counted out 508 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:32,147 and nobody expects them to win. 509 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,989 - Yeah, l know the feeling. Huh? - [cat meows] 510 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,962 [Shoeshine] There goes the neighborhood. 511 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,157 - Shoeshine, no. - [groans] 512 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:45,127 - Freak. - What? 513 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,034 See? 514 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:54,337 - So, what's the score? - l told you no. 515 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:57,176 But every molecule of me was screaming ''yes.'' 516 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,239 lt's time to teach you some manners. 517 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:01,148 Right. l'm going to learn manners 518 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:04,017 from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl. 519 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:08,321 All right. Basic commands. Chapter one: sit. 520 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:09,951 Let's start with a tough one. 521 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:12,189 - Chapter two: lie down. - Fine. 522 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:13,696 l was going to do that anyway. 523 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,427 Chapter three: roll over. 524 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:19,095 This book doesn't have much of a plot, does it? 525 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:21,695 And chapter four: speak. 526 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,732 Arf. Arf. You can't be serious with this. 527 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:28,278 Four weeks of lessons in four seconds? 528 00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:30,246 We're on a good pace. 529 00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:33,375 Chapter five: return the book and get your money back. 530 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:40,257 - l got you something. - Oh. Never had one of these before. 531 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:44,261 lf you ever get lost they'll know where to bring you home. 532 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:45,728 ''Home.'' 533 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,958 Wow, this is great! 534 00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:51,399 Oh, ew! Oh, that breath is horrible. 535 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,868 What have you been eating? 536 00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:56,236 Not sure. l dug it out from under the house. 537 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,500 Suddenly I had a home and a family. 538 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:01,340 I had all that I ever wanted. 539 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:03,437 The only thing that could mess this up 540 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:07,042 was if a mad scientist bent on revenge was living underneath the city. 541 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,915 Well, guess what? 542 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:17,060 Oh, the price l've paid. 543 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:19,358 [sighs] So be it. 544 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:25,731 Hi. How's it going? 545 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:29,171 l'd love to, baby, but l'm busy. 546 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,607 Work out? Yeah, l work out. 547 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,168 l think of my body as a Buddhist temple. 548 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:39,512 [Barsinister] Cad, stop talking to your imaginary friend and get in here! 549 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:40,915 [elevator bell dings] 550 00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:54,196 [banging] 551 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,833 [man on radio] Dan, it's Les. You got a shipment at the loading docks. 552 00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:10,176 - Can you buzz them in? - All right. 553 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,840 l'm on my way. 554 00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:16,549 [elevator bell dings] 555 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,821 ls this thing going to help us make another super dog? 556 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:29,492 Why settle for just one when l can create a plethora? 557 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:35,672 That's a ''P'' word. l bet l have that one. 558 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,504 Just pick it up, you ape. 559 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:42,412 [Shoeshine] Give the dog your food. 560 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:47,577 Give the dog your food. Give the dog your food. 561 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:52,885 You are in my power. You will do as l command. 562 00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:55,585 Sorry, you didn't get the power of hypnotism. 563 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,151 A-ha. Not yet, l didn't. 564 00:34:58,229 --> 00:35:01,426 Give the dog your food. 565 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:05,299 - [toy squeaking] - [newscast plays on TV] 566 00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:07,861 Rubber? What kind of sick joke is this? 567 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:11,272 ...this demonstration will convince international leaders 568 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:15,506 that the Capitol City K-9 Academy is the future for K-9 crime fighters. 569 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,912 Maybe l should sign you up. 570 00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:20,246 l don't think that's a good idea. 571 00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:21,842 My dad used to be on the force. 572 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,412 He was twice decorated by the mayor for bravery. 573 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:28,550 - He was a real hero. - What happened? 574 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,722 He quit. 575 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:34,094 - That a big deal? - A big deal? 576 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,557 Yeah. 577 00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:39,899 OK, he says he quit his job to spend time with me after my mom died, 578 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,563 and he's still never home. 579 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:45,575 We're interrupting with breaking news. One of our camera crews following police 580 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:48,271 have stumbled upon a jewelry store robbery. 581 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:50,712 The thieves have taken several hostages. 582 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:53,080 You never see dogs hurting each other for money. 583 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,619 You never see people sniffing each other's butts. 584 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:56,984 Mmm, touché. 585 00:35:57,055 --> 00:36:00,252 As you can see, it is a tense situation. 586 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,851 Hey, you can stop it, like with Molly and Polly. 587 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:07,830 No, no, no way. Uh-uh. That was an accident. 588 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:09,730 l had no idea what l was doing. 589 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:12,429 Well, maybe this is why you're here. 590 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,666 Look, l was just getting the hang of the whole ''pet'' thing. 591 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,766 - l even chewed up your iPod. - You what? 592 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:22,142 The truth is, l just want to be a regular dog. 593 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:24,773 And l want to be a regular kid with a mom and a dad. 594 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,716 But you know what, life doesn't always work out that way. 595 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,583 [sighing] All right. 596 00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:38,288 l'll do it, for you. But just this once. 597 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:42,129 There better be something pretty special in that dog dish when l get back. 598 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:46,001 You can put the dog door there! 599 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:47,560 - Whoa! - Shoeshine! 600 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,970 - Watch out for the fish kite. - What fish kite? 601 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,908 Ohhh! 602 00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:56,538 l'm good. l hope l don't look too ridiculous. 603 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:56,714 - [sirens blaring] - [woman] Oh! 604 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:58,272 - [sirens blaring] - [woman] Oh! 605 00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:00,374 - No! - Hey, come on. 606 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,712 Don't look at me. 607 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:09,282 lf she hadn't pulled the silent alarm, 608 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,954 you two wouldn't be getting a time out. 609 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,759 [man grunting] 610 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:17,289 - Got it. - We got it. 611 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,596 Good. 612 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:25,641 [woman on police radio] Unit 3 1, I hear you loud and clear. 613 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:28,804 They got all the exits barricaded. We can't get a man in there. 614 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,044 Hold your positions. SWAT is on its way. ETA five minutes. 615 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:35,051 - Did you see that? - l have no idea. 616 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:37,019 Whoa! 617 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:38,814 Ow! 618 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:43,421 - [gasping] - [groaning] 619 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,226 Dogfish. 620 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:50,699 Excuse me. Why do you people have pantyhose on your heads? 621 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:53,370 l'll get him. 622 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:56,100 l'm going to guess you're one of the bad guys. 623 00:37:57,341 --> 00:37:59,673 - [gasping] - Huh? 624 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:01,268 [feedback] 625 00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:04,212 Cad, can you hear me? That's our dog! 626 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,183 - Grab him! - OK. Hey, you, grab that dog. 627 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,583 Are you all right? Are you OK? 628 00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:12,521 Can you hear me? Come on, little buddy. Breathe. 629 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:15,252 Hey, guys, back off. He needs some space. 630 00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:16,884 l'll give you some space. 631 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,452 l said give me some space. 632 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:27,563 Hang tight, little buddy. l'll get some help. 633 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,038 - [guns cocking] - Evening, officers. 634 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:32,668 - Whoa, whoa. Hold your fire. - The jewels are safe, 635 00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:36,770 there's a fox passed out on the floor, and, yes, l'm dressed like a fish. 636 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:39,316 Keep up the good work. 637 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,810 [male reporter] While most of our city remains skeptical, 638 00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,652 the Post is standing by its story 639 00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:49,625 of a dog thwarting yesterday's jewelry robbery. 640 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:53,528 According to eyewitnesses, the animal displayed uncommon strength... 641 00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:54,929 l knew it. 642 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:58,366 The police have yet to comment on this strange report. 643 00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:02,031 - The mayor's office has only said... - My creation! 644 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,933 They mention me? 645 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,944 Anything about a thief with amazing hair? 646 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,310 If the reports of the superdog are true... 647 00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:13,578 You're a superhero. You're a hairy, four-legged superhero. 648 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:16,620 You know what? You're like Superman with a flea collar. 649 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,154 No, no. No, l'm not. 650 00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:20,417 You saved those people. 651 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,824 l know, and it felt good. 652 00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:29,197 But l can't do this. Someone's gonna recognize me and take me back. 653 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,261 Take you back? 654 00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:35,328 - Uh... take me back to normal. - Turn you back to normal. 655 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:43,112 l know. You ever read comic books? 656 00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:44,614 Huh? 657 00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:46,809 Look, it's just a normal guy. 658 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:50,012 He puts on a cape, takes off the glasses, and he's a superhero. 659 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:52,487 - And people fall for that stuff? - Yeah. 660 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:56,516 You're a mild-mannered dog and that's your secret identity. 661 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:58,027 All you need is a costume. 662 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,723 Well, as long as l don't look ridiculous. 663 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:05,796 Am l standing? l can't feel my legs. 664 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:08,737 - You're ''Bumbledog.'' - Hey, whoa. No stripes. 665 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:10,239 They make me look fat. 666 00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:14,005 Who am l supposed to be, Sherlock Bones? 667 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,711 Count Dogula? 668 00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:20,410 OK. This is why dogs bite people. 669 00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:33,424 - lt's perfect. Underdog. - Underdog. 670 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,488 Hmm. l like it. 671 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:37,500 lt's my dad's old college sweater. 672 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,295 But we'll need to make it work. 673 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:50,911 What do l do if your dad's around and l got to... 674 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:53,109 ...you know, take off? 675 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:55,175 Bark three times. Yeah, OK. 676 00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:58,120 That's going to be our code. You have to bark three times. 677 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:01,989 Hang on. Do l bark three times or say the word ''bark'' three times? 678 00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,793 - Right. Dog bark. Got it. - [buzzing] 679 00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:10,994 You know, l think that was ''dry clean only.'' 680 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,436 Ow! Watch the ears. 681 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:17,804 - [straining] - lt's perfect. 682 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,242 We're still gonna need something else to get people's attention. 683 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,372 You're right. A flying dog in a red sweater isn't enough. 684 00:41:24,448 --> 00:41:26,177 You know, like a catch phrase. 685 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,775 Like, ''Up, up and away'' 686 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:32,016 or ''lt's clobbering time.'' 687 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,957 [police dispatcher] Attention, all patrol units. 688 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:44,490 We're still looking for a cat burglar last seen on Eighth Avenue. 689 00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,832 [panting] 690 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:56,803 - So, you're a cat burglar, huh? - Huh? 691 00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,612 Well, l'm not really a cat person. Woof. 692 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:08,453 There's no need to worry. Underdog is furry. 693 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:11,461 No, that's not it. 694 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,360 [# Plain White T's: ''Underdog'' Rocks] 695 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:18,662 Police stations have been flooded with eyewitnesses reporting 696 00:42:18,736 --> 00:42:20,795 miraculous feats by this phenomenon 697 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:23,601 who goes by the name Underdog. Whoa! 698 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:28,439 There's no need for fright. Underdog's got bite. 699 00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:29,740 That's not it either. 700 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,079 [tires screeching] 701 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,062 [tires screeching] 702 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,397 Now that dude knows how to chase a car. 703 00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:57,635 [man] Ready. Set. Go! 704 00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:03,038 [burping] 705 00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:04,843 Excuse me. Are you gonna eat that? 706 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:07,577 l wanted to have Underdog on the show tonight, 707 00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:10,279 but he's not allowed on the couch. That's a problem. 708 00:43:10,354 --> 00:43:11,412 [laughter] 709 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,358 Ooh. 710 00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:23,600 Man, that kung pao chicken was good. 711 00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:41,784 [meowing] 712 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:48,124 Don't tell your cat buddies about this because l have a reputation to uphold. 713 00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:51,286 - Freak. - Yup, l thought that was you. 714 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:55,765 There's no need to fear. Underdog is here. 715 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:58,461 Hey, that's pretty good. l think l'll keep that one. 716 00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:00,263 By executive order, 717 00:44:00,337 --> 00:44:03,932 l proclaim today ''Underdog Day'' in Capitol City. 718 00:44:04,008 --> 00:44:06,875 l would also like to invite Underdog down to the capitol, 719 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:09,708 provided he's housebroken, that is. 720 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:18,449 Speak. Speak. 721 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,223 What do you want me to say? 722 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,692 Not you. 723 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:27,790 Come on. Come on. l know you can do it. 724 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:30,663 - [barks] - English. 725 00:44:30,734 --> 00:44:32,133 - [slurps] - [groans] 726 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:35,536 - [whimpers] - Get rid of him. 727 00:44:39,577 --> 00:44:41,067 [Barsinister groaning] 728 00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:44,979 That should be me on the front page, 729 00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:48,280 not that stupid mutt. 730 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:55,387 l need a sample of his DNA. 731 00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:04,532 How do you look in a dress? 732 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,900 [in high-pitched voice] Somebody, help me! 733 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,029 [whimpering] 734 00:45:08,105 --> 00:45:09,970 - [man] Hey. - [woman] Oh, my gosh. 735 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,770 - [man] What's going on there? - [crowd murmuring] 736 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:17,041 Help me! Help me! l'm a clumsy old woman! 737 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:18,775 l thought my window was a door! 738 00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,044 There's no need to fear. 739 00:45:21,118 --> 00:45:24,679 Underdog is... moving too fast. 740 00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:26,723 - [screaming] - [crowd screaming] 741 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:29,224 l seriously need to work on my landing. 742 00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:31,986 [screaming] 743 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:34,826 When old ladies are falling, l'm not slow. 744 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:37,561 lt's hip-hip-hip, and away l go. 745 00:45:37,635 --> 00:45:39,364 [relieved voices] 746 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,838 [man] Way to go, Underdog! 747 00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:45,870 You're safe now, ma'am. 748 00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:48,969 And, in the future, try to stay away from open windows. 749 00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:53,642 Lovely pup. l'm so grateful. A little treat for you. 750 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:56,049 Yes. lt's called a choke chain. 751 00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:00,352 What's the matter, doggy? Can't breathe? 752 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,949 - Hey, it's you. - Let's go. 753 00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:06,019 As soon as I knew it was Cad, I took him for a walk. 754 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:07,461 Whoa! 755 00:46:07,531 --> 00:46:08,964 Ohhh! 756 00:46:11,068 --> 00:46:13,662 Burns! My parts! Heel, dog! 757 00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:16,763 Please heel! Burns! 758 00:46:40,731 --> 00:46:44,326 You slack-jawed, mouth-breathing imbecile! 759 00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:47,268 l should have put strychnine 760 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:51,434 in your chocolate milk months ago. 761 00:46:51,508 --> 00:46:56,445 Give me one good reason why l shouldn't dispose of you right now! 762 00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:03,547 Well, uh... l got this. 763 00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:11,354 My first collar ever, and I lose it to some guy in a dress. 764 00:47:11,428 --> 00:47:13,862 I sat there hoping Jack wouldn't ask about it. 765 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,262 Where's your collar? 766 00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:17,323 - My collar? - Yeah. 767 00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:20,336 Oh, um, it must have fallen off. 768 00:47:20,404 --> 00:47:22,429 Kicking butt and taking names, huh? 769 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,633 No, just barking at myself in the mirror. 770 00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:26,471 l'll tell you, it never gets old. 771 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:29,103 We're gonna go meet Molly and Polly at the library. 772 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,646 Cool. A double date. 773 00:47:30,714 --> 00:47:34,115 - lt's not exactly a date. - Whatever. 774 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:37,244 But when l give you ''the look,'' make yourself scarce 775 00:47:37,321 --> 00:47:39,016 so l can make my move. 776 00:47:39,089 --> 00:47:41,523 Your move? You have a move? 777 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,787 l use my paws and drag my butt on the ground. 778 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:47,092 - Chicks dig that. - OK. 779 00:47:47,164 --> 00:47:49,098 Hey, nice beagle. 780 00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:52,294 - Just like Underdog, huh? - Underdog? Him? 781 00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:56,100 No, no. Only thing strong about this dog is his breath. 782 00:47:56,173 --> 00:47:59,836 - Hmm? - Sure looks like Underdog. 783 00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:01,343 - Hey. - Sorry. 784 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:02,970 We need to work on your identity. 785 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:06,107 OK, as long as l don't look ridiculous. 786 00:48:06,183 --> 00:48:08,549 l look ridiculous. 787 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:11,679 lt makes you look taller. That's a good thing. 788 00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:14,383 Hey, speed bump. You survived. 789 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:17,791 Let me guess. You went for satellite instead of cable. 790 00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:20,796 - [dogs laughing] - Put a muzzle on it. 791 00:48:20,864 --> 00:48:22,092 What's the matter, runt? 792 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:24,532 You let your girlfriend do the talking for you? 793 00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:26,535 Maybe you can't hear me. 794 00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:28,833 - [barking] - [whimpering] 795 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:33,070 So, if you ever want to be with a real dog, give me a sniff. 796 00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:35,577 - You're a real player, boss. - Let's go, fellas. 797 00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:38,843 - We showed him, huh, boss? - What do you mean, ''we?'' 798 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:42,647 Shoeshine, come on. You got to stand up for yourself. 799 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,780 Would Underdog have backed down from that mongrel? 800 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:49,849 Underdog. Oh, the way his ears flop when he flies, 801 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,293 that shimmering coat. 802 00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:54,728 Could you imagine me 803 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:58,097 - off leash with Underdog? - Hmm. 804 00:48:58,168 --> 00:49:00,568 There isn't a hose cold enough to break that up. 805 00:49:00,637 --> 00:49:03,401 l wish l could meet him. 806 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:06,773 Well, you know, they say he answers every call for help. 807 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:09,039 Really? 808 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:14,107 [Polly] Help. Oh, help. 809 00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:16,311 Help, help. 810 00:49:16,386 --> 00:49:18,513 Help! Hello? 811 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:20,557 Oh, my. 812 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:23,593 Where, oh, where can my Underdog be? 813 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:27,096 - Did somebody order a hero? - [crashing] 814 00:49:28,365 --> 00:49:30,925 [grunting] Ow! 815 00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:34,095 - [groaning] - Underdog! 816 00:49:36,507 --> 00:49:38,407 Why, oh, why have you called for help? 817 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,273 l was flying by when l heard you yelp. 818 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:42,778 Oh. Um... 819 00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:44,711 ''Help.'' Right. 820 00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:46,977 l'm... l'm out of food. 821 00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:49,211 Your bowl is empty, that is true. 822 00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:51,413 Might l have a date with you? 823 00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:54,787 Excuse me. Do you only speak in rhyme? 824 00:49:54,858 --> 00:49:58,954 My rhymes are merely said in fun. OK, l'm done. 825 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:00,428 [sighs] Good. 826 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:05,560 - lt's beautiful, isn't it? - Yes, you are. 827 00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:08,400 Uh... you are right about that. 828 00:50:08,472 --> 00:50:13,341 Moon? Stars? The yard? Sorry, what were we looking at again? 829 00:50:13,410 --> 00:50:16,777 lt must be so amazing to be you, 830 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:20,180 to be able to go where you want, whenever you want. 831 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:24,653 l have to always ''sit,'' ''stay,'' ''be a good dog.'' 832 00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:26,951 Well, then, let's be bad dogs. 833 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:32,760 - OK. You ready? - Ready for what? 834 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:35,526 - [screaming] - Don't worry. l got you. 835 00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:39,728 - You OK? - Yes. 836 00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:43,864 Oh, l love the feeling of the wind in my fur. 837 00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,875 Yeah, l thought you might. 838 00:50:45,943 --> 00:50:49,470 l call it extreme off-leash. 839 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:55,280 Have you worked up an appetite? Let's see. What's for dinner? 840 00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:56,649 Oh, look. ltalian. 841 00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:02,190 - OK, hang on! - Careful! 842 00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:04,420 [gasps] My doggy bag. 843 00:51:11,935 --> 00:51:16,099 Here we go. The perfect spot for dinner on the fly. 844 00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:21,001 There's only one meatball. Why don't you have it. 845 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,546 Oh, no, thanks. l'm on a diet. 846 00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:25,848 No, l insist. 847 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,686 - Uh-oh. - [meatball splats] 848 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,415 [meowing] 849 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:36,582 [Dan] The sewers lead into this drainage into the complex. 850 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,992 lf you have access to any of the sewer systems, 851 00:51:39,062 --> 00:51:41,030 you can get anywhere in the city. 852 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,896 Even Dr. Barsinister knows that. 853 00:51:43,967 --> 00:51:46,265 [humming] 854 00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:53,173 Oh, hey, Jack. How's it going? 855 00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:56,041 - Where have you been all night? - l don't sniff and tell. 856 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,381 - Hey, Shoeshine. - Woof! Woof! 857 00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:03,242 Hey, um, we're going to head to the park. 858 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,447 You know, teach some tricks, do training. 859 00:52:05,522 --> 00:52:07,114 Cool. Mind if l come? 860 00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:10,591 Um, you know, it's probably better if we went alone, 861 00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:14,825 because it's good for his concentration. 862 00:52:15,999 --> 00:52:17,330 Son. 863 00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:20,596 You know, we got to try here. 864 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:22,935 l got to go. 865 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:26,034 [door opens and shuts] 866 00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:28,805 You know, Jack, that was really nice of your dad. 867 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:31,109 - Why did you blow him off like that? - What? 868 00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:34,116 Your dad is reaching out to you, and you keep pushing him away. 869 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:38,177 - l've been pushing everyone away. - Maybe it's time to stop. 870 00:52:42,192 --> 00:52:44,683 You're right. l should talk to him about it. 871 00:52:46,396 --> 00:52:48,057 How did you get so smart, anyway? 872 00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:50,827 Genetic engineering. You should try it. 873 00:52:52,936 --> 00:52:56,929 Oh, look! Dad is home. 874 00:52:57,007 --> 00:53:00,170 - Where's Jack? - Don't worry. 875 00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:04,712 We haven't done anything to him... yet. 876 00:53:08,652 --> 00:53:10,085 - Hi. - Hey. 877 00:53:10,153 --> 00:53:12,849 So, did you dig anything up about the break-in? 878 00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:15,187 - l got a map from my dad. - Hey, how's it going? 879 00:53:15,258 --> 00:53:18,193 Shoeshine, you wouldn't believe the date l had last night. 880 00:53:18,261 --> 00:53:20,092 lt was so amazing! 881 00:53:20,163 --> 00:53:22,996 - [sighs] Yeah, it was. - What? 882 00:53:23,066 --> 00:53:25,159 l mean, it was? 883 00:53:25,235 --> 00:53:28,204 Can you keep a secret? l went out with Underdog. 884 00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:31,502 Really? l hear he's shorter in person. 885 00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:34,544 He is not. He's quite strapping and such a charmer. 886 00:53:34,611 --> 00:53:35,839 Hmm. 887 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:38,207 - A drainage pipe? - Yeah. 888 00:53:38,281 --> 00:53:40,977 They could've entered directly through the sewers. 889 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:45,385 l want him back. l want his power. 890 00:53:45,989 --> 00:53:48,048 My dog is not Underdog. 891 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:52,425 You seem to have a knack for underestimating the exceptional. 892 00:53:53,864 --> 00:53:55,456 You're insane! 893 00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:58,660 l prefer the term ''visionary!'' 894 00:54:01,371 --> 00:54:05,705 Call your dog or l'll call mine. 895 00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:15,042 Or l'll call mine. 896 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:19,244 Cad... 897 00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:21,153 Oh, right, the dogs. 898 00:54:21,224 --> 00:54:26,821 Simon says, ''Surround the sad ex-cop.'' 899 00:54:26,897 --> 00:54:29,058 Simon says, ''Convince.'' 900 00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:32,397 [barking] 901 00:54:32,469 --> 00:54:34,164 All right, all right. 902 00:54:34,237 --> 00:54:35,761 Shoeshine! 903 00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,708 [Dan] Shoeshine! 904 00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,710 Hey, um, l got to go. 905 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:44,542 [barks three times] 906 00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:47,276 Hey, um, l got to go. 907 00:54:47,350 --> 00:54:49,318 But, Jack, we were... 908 00:54:51,354 --> 00:54:53,618 That is one strange beagle. 909 00:54:54,891 --> 00:54:56,722 - What? What is it? - lt's your dad. 910 00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:59,057 He's in trouble. The guy from the lab got him. 911 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,154 Go to the police station and wait for me. 912 00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:03,791 No. He's my dad. You're not going to go without me. 913 00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:05,926 All right. Fasten your seat belts. 914 00:55:06,002 --> 00:55:07,867 lt's going to be a bumpy ride. 915 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,735 Whoa. Ahh! 916 00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,933 Ahhh! 917 00:55:25,522 --> 00:55:27,319 [Jack] Whoo-hoo! 918 00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:27,491 - [barking] - Shoeshine! 919 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:30,483 - [barking] - Shoeshine! 920 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:33,393 [barking continues] 921 00:55:34,631 --> 00:55:36,963 - Shoeshine. - Dad! 922 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,728 - Easy, tiger. - [Dan] Jack! 923 00:55:38,802 --> 00:55:41,168 Jack, what's going on... What's going on here? 924 00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:43,297 ''Shoeshine,'' isn't it? 925 00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:47,207 Or shall l address you by your nom de guerre... 926 00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:49,438 ...''Underdog?'' 927 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:52,414 - lt's ''Shoeshine.'' - He can talk? 928 00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:54,848 Yep, Barsinister had me beat. 929 00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:57,512 There was no way I could save both of them. 930 00:55:57,587 --> 00:56:01,353 l'm sorry. Do whatever you want to me. Just let them go. 931 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,752 Wise decision. [chuckling] 932 00:56:06,830 --> 00:56:11,028 Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me. He wanted my DNA. 933 00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:15,333 He took away my super powers and put them in a little blue pill. 934 00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:17,839 But that wasn't the worst of it. 935 00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:22,334 And in this pill, 936 00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:25,813 there is the DNA of a regular beagle. 937 00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:28,248 Shoeshine, don't do it! No! 938 00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:31,985 Do you know what the saddest part is? 939 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:36,158 You actually thought that they loved you. 940 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:40,128 They only loved the power that l gave you. 941 00:56:40,197 --> 00:56:41,528 No! 942 00:56:45,969 --> 00:56:48,164 [Jack] No, Shoeshine. 943 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:52,034 Jack! Ahhh! 944 00:56:52,108 --> 00:56:55,134 [whimpering] l didn't... want... anyone... 945 00:56:55,212 --> 00:56:59,512 ...to get... hurt. [groaning] 946 00:57:01,785 --> 00:57:04,720 - Shoeshine! - [whimpers] 947 00:57:05,655 --> 00:57:07,919 [Barsinister] Cad. 948 00:57:07,991 --> 00:57:11,188 Not so tough now, are we, little doggie? 949 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:12,728 Let's go. 950 00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:18,701 This city is going to pay for what they have done to me. Their doubt. 951 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:21,760 Their blindness. 952 00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:24,602 Their betrayal. 953 00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:34,943 Simon says, ''Heel.'' 954 00:57:35,018 --> 00:57:36,986 - Yes, sir! - Yes, sir! 955 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:48,121 All those powers and I wound up jeopardizing 956 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:51,065 the only thing I cared about, my family. 957 00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:56,672 And while I was stuck down there feeling sorry for myself, 958 00:57:56,740 --> 00:58:00,335 Cad and Barsinister had returned to the capitol. 959 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,647 Help! Help us! 960 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,915 [straining] 961 00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:14,923 Jack, that's not going to help. 962 00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:18,586 - You got to get untied. - [grunts] Forget it. 963 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:20,892 Jack, don't quit! 964 00:58:20,964 --> 00:58:22,795 - Quit? - Yeah! 965 00:58:22,866 --> 00:58:24,959 Me? What about you? 966 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,026 You were the best cop in the city 967 00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:29,594 and you should be up there stopping Barsinister. 968 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:32,107 But you quit! You quit the force! 969 00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:35,071 l did quit. 970 00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,136 l quit, Jack. 971 00:58:37,213 --> 00:58:40,705 l quit because l didn't want anything to happen to me. 972 00:58:40,784 --> 00:58:42,445 l didn't want to leave you alone. 973 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:55,197 Jack, we have to get untied. 974 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:57,924 Now, just back up. 975 00:58:58,001 --> 00:59:00,162 Put your foot on that ledge. 976 00:59:00,236 --> 00:59:03,672 Grab that rope and jump up. There you go! 977 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:05,867 Come over here and let me untie you. 978 00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:07,705 Sit down. 979 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,612 lt's on so tight. 980 00:59:14,684 --> 00:59:17,619 The reason we're down here is me. 981 00:59:17,687 --> 00:59:20,485 All l had to do was just tell you Shoeshine was Underdog. 982 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,650 l'll tell you what you should've told me... 983 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:28,296 ...that you gave my JV baseball sweater away to a superhero! 984 00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:33,700 OK. OK. 985 00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,572 [Dan] Grab Shoeshine. 986 00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:39,369 [Jack] Come on, Shoeshine. Come on, boy. 987 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,067 All right, son, let's go. 988 00:59:42,145 --> 00:59:44,739 There has been an overwhelming response, Mr. Mayor. 989 00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:46,839 - Good. - You've never had this much press. 990 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,975 Make sure they get a good view of the dogs. 991 00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:50,451 [Barsinister] Mr. Mayor. 992 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,489 Do you have time to consider my proposal now? 993 00:59:53,556 --> 00:59:57,185 Holy moly! Barsinister. 994 00:59:57,260 --> 01:00:01,026 - [sirens blaring] - Start rolling, start rolling. 995 01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:06,368 Move! Go, go, go, go, go! 996 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,894 [crowd chattering] 997 01:00:12,008 --> 01:00:15,205 - There. Where's Underdog? - [camera shutters clicking] 998 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:17,473 [woman] l'm at the steps of the capitol building, 999 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:19,572 where on the eve of his press announcement 1000 01:00:19,649 --> 01:00:21,708 it seems the mayor has been kidnapped. 1001 01:00:21,785 --> 01:00:24,049 Now, SWAT has secured the perimeter 1002 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,056 and we're still waiting to find out more information, any information. 1003 01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:51,912 [boy] Come on, hurry up. Let's go. 1004 01:00:51,981 --> 01:00:53,573 [indistinct chattering] 1005 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:56,642 [Jack] Excuse me. Trying to get through. Sorry. Pardon me. 1006 01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:59,313 - [Dan] Excuse me. - [boy] Come on. Get Underdog! 1007 01:01:00,356 --> 01:01:03,325 - [man] Has anyone seen him? - [Jack] We're too late. 1008 01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:06,453 - Now what are we going to do? - [man] Where's Underdog? 1009 01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:20,341 Please stay back! 1010 01:01:20,410 --> 01:01:23,106 [girl] Underdog has to be here somewhere. 1011 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:26,205 [policeman] Everyone, please stay back. 1012 01:01:26,282 --> 01:01:29,911 Shoeshine, l don't know if you can understand me right now, 1013 01:01:29,986 --> 01:01:31,977 but forget about the past. 1014 01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:36,151 lt doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. 1015 01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:38,854 Because l don't care if you can talk or fly. 1016 01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:41,556 You brought my family back together. 1017 01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:43,360 You're a hero to me. 1018 01:01:48,771 --> 01:01:52,036 - There I was, a regular old dog again. - [sniffing] 1019 01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:54,872 I had no idea how to stop Barsinister. 1020 01:01:54,944 --> 01:01:58,471 But I did know one thing. I smelled a bomb. 1021 01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:01,984 Could I trust my nose again? Could I afford not to? 1022 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:03,848 What are the chances there's a ham 1023 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,388 strapped to the roof of the capitol building? 1024 01:02:18,968 --> 01:02:20,629 [barking] 1025 01:02:20,703 --> 01:02:23,536 All right. What are your demands? 1026 01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:27,736 A billion dollars from this city's treasury, 1027 01:02:28,778 --> 01:02:31,178 full immunity from the law 1028 01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:34,045 and my lab restored 1029 01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:38,884 so l can continue my research to help the human animal, 1030 01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:42,681 to chart a new future 1031 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,585 for the good of mankind. 1032 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:54,069 It was brave of me to charge in there, but pretty dumb not to have a plan. 1033 01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:58,335 Was I thinking that a solution was going to fall out of the sky? 1034 01:03:08,484 --> 01:03:11,419 [Barsinister] What? Him again? 1035 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:13,387 - [dog 1] Mine! - [dog 2] No, mine! 1036 01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,549 [Barsinister] Are you kidding me? 1037 01:03:22,498 --> 01:03:25,058 That will teach you to mess with me. 1038 01:03:28,771 --> 01:03:32,434 Simon says... ''Lunch!'' 1039 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:38,106 Don't worry. lt will be over in no time. 1040 01:03:38,181 --> 01:03:40,615 You're not even big enough to be table scraps. 1041 01:03:40,683 --> 01:03:45,950 There's no need to fear. Underdog is here. 1042 01:03:46,022 --> 01:03:47,751 - Huh? - [dog 2] Wait. 1043 01:03:51,227 --> 01:03:53,388 How did you...? 1044 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,091 Simon says, ''Attack.'' 1045 01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:00,931 l would love to stay and chat, but l got to find 1046 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,096 where the bomb is at. 1047 01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:04,537 - Whoa. - After him! 1048 01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:06,939 - Liftoff! - Make sure he doesn't get outside! 1049 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,136 Come back here! 1050 01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:11,738 My powers may be back at last, but these German shepherds are too fast. 1051 01:04:11,814 --> 01:04:13,111 l'm on your tail! 1052 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:16,049 What is with that dog? 1053 01:04:19,756 --> 01:04:21,087 - [barks] - Huh? 1054 01:04:21,157 --> 01:04:23,352 - Hey. Hey! - [Polly barks] 1055 01:04:23,426 --> 01:04:27,419 - Help! - Oh, no. lt's Polly. She's in danger. 1056 01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:28,794 Help! 1057 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:32,130 - Polly, help me! - Get off my trousers! 1058 01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:35,068 Help! Help! 1059 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:37,538 You and your boss will never get away with this. 1060 01:04:37,607 --> 01:04:40,041 He's not my boss! We're partners! 1061 01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:41,542 Then why are you doing this? 1062 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,637 Because my partner said he might fire me if l don't! 1063 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:46,682 l got him! l'm getting tired up here. 1064 01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:51,210 Gosh! Can l not get a break here? 1065 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:55,922 ldiot dogs. l have to do everything myself. 1066 01:04:57,694 --> 01:04:59,355 You get him! Whoo! 1067 01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:00,794 - Cut him off! - Come on! 1068 01:05:00,863 --> 01:05:03,058 Uh-oh, no brakes. No brakes! 1069 01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:05,895 [dog] Look out! 1070 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:12,007 [Underdog] Whoa. Look out. Whoa! 1071 01:05:13,309 --> 01:05:14,833 Wow. [grunts] 1072 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:18,642 And he sticks the landing. Where am l? 1073 01:05:18,715 --> 01:05:20,376 Oh, it's you again. 1074 01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:24,949 [growling] 1075 01:05:25,021 --> 01:05:28,582 [Underdog] You know, l said a lot of things l kind of regret. 1076 01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:31,456 l believe that sword belongs to the lady. 1077 01:05:35,331 --> 01:05:37,526 Hey, batter, batter. You're no good at all. 1078 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,898 Here. You want to play some ball? 1079 01:05:41,904 --> 01:05:44,566 Doc, l got you. [grunting] 1080 01:05:48,211 --> 01:05:49,769 Cad's hit. Cad's hit. 1081 01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:57,844 l'll play your game. lt might be a stretch. 1082 01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,547 Can you resist this? 1083 01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:01,817 Simon says, ''Fetch!'' 1084 01:06:03,693 --> 01:06:05,422 Frisbee! 1085 01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:10,796 Whoa. 1086 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:15,895 Whoo! Didn't see that coming. 1087 01:06:17,206 --> 01:06:19,640 l think l pulled something. 1088 01:06:19,709 --> 01:06:22,644 OK. l got to get to that bomb. 1089 01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:25,374 - [growling] - Oh, no. OK. 1090 01:06:25,448 --> 01:06:28,008 Come on, guys, uh, we're all dogs here. 1091 01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:30,780 Can't we just work this out dog-to-dog? 1092 01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:33,913 They're not going to listen to you, Shoeshine. 1093 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:37,551 They're loyal to me. [cackles] 1094 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:40,152 Listen. Why do you even follow his orders? 1095 01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:42,163 What does that creep do for you? 1096 01:06:42,231 --> 01:06:45,723 Huh? Does he take you for walks? Does he give you treats? 1097 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:48,327 Has he ever once scratched your bellies? Huh? 1098 01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:49,598 Just once? 1099 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,503 l mean, look, if he was a good boss, 1100 01:06:51,574 --> 01:06:53,906 he'd be able to get a higher quality sidekick. 1101 01:06:53,976 --> 01:06:56,137 [groaning] Hey, l heard that. 1102 01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:59,443 You're man's best friend, but is he your best friend? 1103 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:01,745 Has he even given any of you a name? 1104 01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:03,786 Of course. My name is Kill. 1105 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,252 Hey, l thought l was Kill. 1106 01:07:05,321 --> 01:07:08,654 - No, you're Attack. - No, l'm Attack. He's Maim. 1107 01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:12,460 Destroy him! You worthless mutts! 1108 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:16,692 - Do you mind, Doc? - [dog 2] We're talking over here. 1109 01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:18,791 Who's he to call you worthless? 1110 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,426 He's got a point. 1111 01:07:20,503 --> 01:07:23,666 Our master doesn't value us as sparkling individuals. 1112 01:07:23,739 --> 01:07:26,139 Yeah, let's go, Maim and Attack. 1113 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,769 - lt's time to go change teams. - What are you doing? 1114 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:32,303 - Let's go teach the master a lesson. - Bad dogs! 1115 01:07:32,381 --> 01:07:35,544 [Underdog] There are no bad dogs, only bad owners. 1116 01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:39,554 Don't worry, Doc. This will only hurt a lot. 1117 01:07:39,622 --> 01:07:42,853 [growling] 1118 01:07:44,026 --> 01:07:46,995 Do you actually think you can stop me, runt? 1119 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:50,392 [electronic beeping on watch and on bomb] 1120 01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:54,829 Help! 1121 01:07:55,771 --> 01:07:59,730 You have two minutes before a bomb explodes over Capitol City, 1122 01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:03,802 dispensing a DNA cocktail that will make every citizen 1123 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:07,179 as obedient to me as a common dog. 1124 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,184 Hold him until the cops get here. 1125 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,083 [dog] Easy, Doc. 1126 01:08:11,153 --> 01:08:13,348 [dog 2] You're just gonna hurt yourself. 1127 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:15,583 [dog 3] Now who's the boss? 1128 01:08:16,492 --> 01:08:19,017 - [bomb beeping] - Help! 1129 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,659 Jack, we don't have much time. 1130 01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,863 - l know where the bomb is. - How did you...? 1131 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:31,873 l'd love to chat, but l got to get dressed for work. 1132 01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:34,610 Sir? Sir? 1133 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:35,907 Sir? Sir? 1134 01:08:35,978 --> 01:08:37,468 Jack, come on. l'm a cop. 1135 01:08:39,015 --> 01:08:42,576 - Mr. Mayor, are you OK? - l'm a cop. You got to let me through. 1136 01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:45,086 Mr. Mayor. Are you all right? 1137 01:08:45,154 --> 01:08:47,679 Let me handle Barsinister. l know what he's doing. 1138 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:49,782 - Not now. Police business. - l know... 1139 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:52,919 - This man is no longer on the force! - Pipe down, Chief! 1140 01:08:52,995 --> 01:08:56,487 You're reinstated. You're promoted. Do whatever you have to do. 1141 01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:03,530 [growling] 1142 01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:07,770 Look who they decided to send up, the hero idiot. 1143 01:09:07,843 --> 01:09:10,676 - l prefer the term ''visionary.'' - Oh! 1144 01:09:14,016 --> 01:09:16,484 Dan gave Simon a taste of his own medicine, 1145 01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:18,952 and not the fruity, cherry-flavored kind, 1146 01:09:19,021 --> 01:09:21,353 but the bitter, hard-to-swallow medicine. 1147 01:09:21,424 --> 01:09:24,916 As he walked down those mighty steps, Dan was a new man. 1148 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:29,658 A cop. A hero. And a father to a proud son. 1149 01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:38,567 Help me! Please, help! Somebody, help me! 1150 01:09:38,641 --> 01:09:40,074 Help! 1151 01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:42,610 Huh? Underdog. 1152 01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:45,408 How many other flying dogs in red sweaters do you know? 1153 01:09:45,481 --> 01:09:48,279 Underdog, l just knew you would come. 1154 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:51,878 Quick, there's not much time. Take the vial to the police. 1155 01:09:51,954 --> 01:09:55,412 - You got it. - Don't drop it. 1156 01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:01,887 Look! lt's Underdog! 1157 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,333 [policeman] Stand back! Stand back! 1158 01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:11,604 [bomb beeping] 1159 01:10:36,565 --> 01:10:38,328 [rapid beeping] 1160 01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:51,673 [screaming] 1161 01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:16,301 Mission Control, removal of the thermal blankets from the MBS is successful. 1162 01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:22,407 Hey. Houston, we have a beagle. 1163 01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:31,386 Hot! Hot! Hot! Ow. That burns! 1164 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:34,014 Ahh! 1165 01:11:36,425 --> 01:11:37,414 Look, up there. 1166 01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:40,662 [explosion] 1167 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,434 Oh. 1168 01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,341 Oh, God. 1169 01:12:00,216 --> 01:12:04,277 [sobbing] 1170 01:12:06,288 --> 01:12:07,380 Dad. 1171 01:12:07,456 --> 01:12:09,924 [continues sobbing] 1172 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:22,066 - [groaning] Jack. - Shoeshine. 1173 01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:25,005 Shh! Jack, call me ''Underdog.'' 1174 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,941 Oh, man. That was by far my worst landing ever. 1175 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,103 [crowd cheering] 1176 01:12:37,253 --> 01:12:41,587 Well, l guess l'll see you around, Underdog. 1177 01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:44,649 Yeah, see you around, kid. 1178 01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:51,529 You're going to love solitary, Doc. 1179 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,228 My isolation will be nothing more than an enclave 1180 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:57,329 in which l can focus my intellectual powers 1181 01:12:57,406 --> 01:13:00,102 upon the task of wreaking my vengeance 1182 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:02,906 on that pathetic house pet, Underdog. 1183 01:13:02,978 --> 01:13:04,468 You know what? 1184 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:07,675 Solitary is a relative term, Doc. 1185 01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:11,115 Meet your new roommate. 1186 01:13:13,355 --> 01:13:16,449 Hey! l took the top bunk. 1187 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:20,791 l thought it would be too paradoxical for you. 1188 01:13:20,863 --> 01:13:25,960 - No, you can't do this to me. - Yes, l can. l just did. 1189 01:13:26,035 --> 01:13:28,128 Noo! 1190 01:13:28,204 --> 01:13:30,035 ...then Underdog ran out with the bomb 1191 01:13:30,105 --> 01:13:32,801 and buried it farther than any bone has ever been buried! 1192 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,843 Sounds like l missed all the excitement. 1193 01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:38,676 Oh, yeah, you did. Hey! What happened to your tail? 1194 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:42,012 Oh, uh, it got burnt reentering the atmosphere. 1195 01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:45,713 [laughing] Shoeshine, where do you come up with this stuff? 1196 01:13:45,788 --> 01:13:47,881 [woman] Help! Somebody, please help me! 1197 01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,721 - Excuse me a moment. - Ha. 1198 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,156 [barking] 1199 01:13:53,229 --> 01:13:55,060 [barks three times] 1200 01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:57,530 Excuse me just for one moment. 1201 01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:05,462 You see, some heroes are born, destined for greatness. 1202 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:06,769 Others are made. 1203 01:14:06,842 --> 01:14:09,709 Everyday men and women, and, yes, dogs, 1204 01:14:09,778 --> 01:14:11,302 who rise up in times of crisis, 1205 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:14,110 no matter how high the odds are stacked against them. 1206 01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:16,583 These are the heroes we all have inside us. 1207 01:14:16,652 --> 01:14:18,381 These are the underdogs. 1208 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:21,890 - [Riff Raff] Look, it's Speed Bump. - You again? 1209 01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:24,517 Runt, are you still hard of hearing? 1210 01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:26,527 - Yeah, hello? - l told you to stay away. 1211 01:14:26,595 --> 01:14:29,894 Listen, l'm in a hurry. Don't mess with me. 1212 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:32,559 [laughing] He's just like all little dogs. 1213 01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:35,069 All bark, no bite. 1214 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,469 l do not bite. Yes, that is true. 1215 01:14:37,539 --> 01:14:39,769 But see what my bark will do to you. 1216 01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:42,367 - Huh? - That's just bad rapping, dog. 1217 01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:44,412 [loud bark] 1218 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,744 - Whoa! - [shivering] 1219 01:14:46,815 --> 01:14:48,874 Ooh, l didn't need to see that. 1220 01:14:48,951 --> 01:14:53,149 Boss, you're so pink. lt's very becoming. 1221 01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:56,157 Ahhh! l'm naked. l'm naked! 1222 01:15:05,567 --> 01:15:07,432 Look! Up in the sky! 1223 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,630 - lt's a bird. - lt's a plane. 1224 01:15:09,705 --> 01:15:12,572 - lt's a frog. - [all] A frog? 1225 01:15:12,641 --> 01:15:15,633 Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog. 1226 01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:19,147 lt's just little old me, Underdog! 1227 01:15:19,214 --> 01:15:21,705 [cheering] 1228 01:15:29,425 --> 01:15:31,655 [man] Scene two-o-seven. Take 27. 1229 01:15:31,727 --> 01:15:32,921 [man 2] And... action! 1230 01:15:32,995 --> 01:15:36,260 There's no need to fear, underwear is... 1231 01:15:36,332 --> 01:15:38,732 l'm sorry, did l just say ''underwear?'' 1232 01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:41,201 - Do it again. - Please cut that out of the movie. 1233 01:15:41,270 --> 01:15:42,703 - Take 21 . - Action! 1234 01:15:42,771 --> 01:15:44,261 There's no need to... 1235 01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:45,864 Wait, what is there no need to? 1236 01:15:45,941 --> 01:15:47,966 Script Supervisor, what's the line? 1237 01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:49,442 Whoa! 1238 01:15:49,511 --> 01:15:51,877 What's my motivation again? 1239 01:15:51,947 --> 01:15:53,938 [man] Uh, you're a superhero. 1240 01:15:54,016 --> 01:15:55,574 Oh. Hey! 1241 01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:57,619 - Action! - Can l get an ice pack? 1242 01:15:57,686 --> 01:15:59,051 Whoa. 1243 01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:01,885 - Somebody moved the floor. - [giggling] Nice. 1244 01:16:06,662 --> 01:16:07,959 Ow! 1245 01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:09,857 Take 25. 1246 01:16:09,932 --> 01:16:11,695 - Who's stepping on my cape? - Cut! 1247 01:16:11,767 --> 01:16:15,533 There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! 1248 01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:19,497 - Cut! - l'll be in my trailer. 1249 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:22,908 [# Kyle Massey: ''Underdog'' Raps] 1250 01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:44,283 [man laughing] He's here! 88275