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There is a secret test
hidden within the SAT.
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This test does not measure
a student's aptitude...
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...at reading, writing
and arithmetic.
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It measures
a student's innate ability...
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...to lie, cheat, fight and kill.
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Those who score well are recruited
into a secret paramilitary academy.
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Some call them seductresses.
Some call them spies.
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Fools call them innocent.
They call themselves D.E.B.S.
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Good morning, D.E.B.S.
Attention, D.E.B.S!
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Attention! Emergency alert!
That means report right now!
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Right this second!
You have no time to sleep, ladies!
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Go, go, go!
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- And I mean now, ladies!
- Dominique.
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The world might be destroyed
while you nap!
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Come on.
Phipps is freaking out.
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- I need you guys up!
- Five minutes.
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And no boys allowed upstairs.
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Out.
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- What?
- Let's go! I want everybody up!
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- Janet. Five minutes.
- Have you seen my gun?
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Move it, move it!
Everybody in the house!
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What did I do with it?
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D.E.B.S. Max here.
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Amy, it's for you.
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Hello. No. No! I'm not...
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I'm not talking about this anymore.
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Get out.
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And take your clothes with you.
I don't do laundry.
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Let's go! Let's go, let's go!
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Move it, move it, move it!
I don't have all day, D.E.B.S.
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I do not have all day!
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Ten!
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- Bobby, seriously, it's not a good time.
- Nine.
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- Eight.
- When? When is a good time?
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- Stop calling.
- Amy!
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- Five. Four. Three.
- I'm coming.
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After all we've been through?
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- Two, one.
- Goodbye, Bobby.
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I broke up with Bobby.
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- What?
- I broke up with Bobby.
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- Oh, my God! Why?
- He was just so boring.
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He's an ass.
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What?
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I like him. I think he's sweet.
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- I'm just not in love.
- What?
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I said, I want to be in love!
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Why are you yelling?
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- Hi, Amy.
- Hi.
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- Hey, Mr. P.
- Don't call me that.
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- Hey, Mr. P.
- What's up, Mr. P?
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Bonjour, Mr. P.
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Hey, can I get a farmer's daughter
short stack and bacon, well done.
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Tofu scramble, peach smoothie,
non-dairy.
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- Cheeseburger, extra pickles.
- Coffee, black.
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We have a special guest with us
this morning.
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- Ms. Petrie.
- Ms. Petrie?
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She never comes down here!
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Ladies.
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I just want to say what
a pleasure it is to meet you.
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No time for pleasantries.
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Phipps, a matter of some urgency
has come to my attention.
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Lucy Diamond is back in the States.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
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I'm writing my thesis on her.
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I expect to be kept
in the loop on this one.
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Let's show some hustle.
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- I can't believe she's back.
- Who's Lucy Diamond?
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Lucy Diamond.
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She's the last surviving member
of the Reynolds crime syndicate.
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Her family did battle
with the Schaffers...
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...in a vicious blood feud
that lasted a decade.
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After her father's death, she inherited
the keys to his kingdom:
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Illegal arms-running,
smuggling, gambling...
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...and her specialty, diamond theft.
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She's protected by a loyal band
of mercenaries, led by this man...
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...Scud.
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It is believed Lucy Diamond was
behind the plot to sink Australia in '99.
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Three attempts have been made
to apprehend her. All failed.
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In 2003 she went underground...
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...and has not been seen
or heard from since.
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- Yikes.
- That's not even the bad part.
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What's the bad part?
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No one has ever fought her...
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...and lived to tell about it.
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Peach smoothie, farmer's daughter,
tofu scramble and cheeseburger.
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Coffee.
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So why do you think
she's back in town?
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Our intel suggests she's in town to
meet this woman. Ninotchka Kaprova.
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Ex-KGB, now freelance assassin.
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They're scheduled to meet tonight,
2000 hours.
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Find out what Lucy is up to.
Strictly surveillance.
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Do not try to apprehend her
yourselves. Max, you're in charge.
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Amy, you're second.
And, D.E.B.S., be careful.
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What does a reclusive
criminal mastermind want...
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...with a Russian trained killer?
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Your scheduled meet,
2000 hours.
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- Where'd you find her?
- Zeda tipped us.
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Said she's available. She’s in
from Prague. Relocating stateside.
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- Assassin?
- Check.
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- Where's the meet?
- Les Deux Amours.
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Trendy, yet discreet.
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Cancel it.
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Why? It's all set up.
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- I don't do blind dates.
- Well, it's not a blind date...
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...if you know what they look like.
- Tell her I'm not coming.
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- Say I came down with something.
- Lucy, it's been two years.
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- You have to get out there.
- I am out there.
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I went out with that drummer,
the girl that talked loud.
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You didn't go out with her.
We all went out together.
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Then you lied and said you had food
poisoning, and you went home early.
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Yeah, well, she talked really loud,
even when you were right next to her.
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I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to drown yourself...
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...in your little schemes to destroy
the world, but you need to get over it.
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- You were dumped.
- I was not dumped.
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Oh, you were dumped hard.
And that sucks.
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You took time off
to go to Antarctica or whatever.
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Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
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But now it's time to get back
in the game, Lucy.
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You've got a date tonight with
a beautiful Russian assassin...
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...and you're gonna show up.
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- Lucy.
- Fine.
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Okay, I'll go. I'll be there.
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Just promise me you'll be open.
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- Open to what?
- Open to love.
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Hey, look. Look. Check this out.
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Ms. Petrie is handpicking girls
for the International Bureau.
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I'm gonna see if
I can get an interview.
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Think Mr. Phipps would let me
take time off after endgame?
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know. There's this
art school in Barcelona.
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Art school?
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You're the perfect score.
You could have your choice...
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...of any assignment you want
after endgame.
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- Who's your best friend?
- You are my best friend.
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What did I say to you
the very first day of academy?
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"That's my bunk, bitch."
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- Okay, after I said that.
- "D.E.B.S. Stick together."
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Exactly.
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We've been through four years
of hell, and now we're top squad.
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We're just getting to the good stuff.
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So you're not gonna ruin it all
by going to art school.
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- Am I right?
- Yes. You are always right.
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You need to put it here.
Don't be an idiot for once.
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You need to speak
English or French.
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"Fringlish" is not a language.
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- D.E.B.S. Janet speaking. Over.
- Janet, put her on.
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- It's Bobby.
- I don't wanna talk to him.
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- She doesn't want to talk to you. Over.
- Bullshit! I need to talk to her.
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Copy that.
He really needs to see you.
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He should not call her.
It is embarrassing.
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Bobby, I told you, it's over.
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- Over.
- We've gotta talk.
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I'm serious. No.
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Amy, we need to talk.
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Jesus, Bobby,
what are you doing here?
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Think you guys are the only ones
onto Diamond? Everyone's here:
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The feds, the CIA.
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- Can't believe it.
- This is our stakeout.
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Always sticking their heads
in our business. It's unbelievable.
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Could you guys excuse us
for a minute?
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Why do you have to be
such a jerk about everything?
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When my girlfriend breaks
up with me for no reason...
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...l'm a little hostile.
- It's not for no reason.
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- Then give me one.
- I just want more.
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- More what?
- I don't know.
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- What are they saying?
- I'm not gonna spy on them.
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You are a spy, dipshit.
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- Is there somebody else?
- No. Nobody.
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- Because if there's somebody else...
- Look, I just...
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- Speak.
- I'm not in love with you.
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Well.
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I guess nobody's good enough
for Little Miss Perfect Score.
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Shut up!
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Oh, yeah, you'll be back.
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You can do this.
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Why is it I can hold the whole world
hostage...
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...l'm scared of going on
one blind date?
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Because love is harder
than crime.
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Okay, now, knock them dead.
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But not really.
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Sure.
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- Are you okay?
- Hey, she's arrived.
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Okay, we've got visual.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got lost.
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It is no problem. I was early.
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- I have that sweater.
- What?
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I have the sweater
she's wearing, but in taupe.
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Really? Where did you get it?
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- Target.
- No way.
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Silence!
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I'll have the Cobb.
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And some wine.
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- Do you...? Do you want wine?
- Vodka.
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Vodka. Please.
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Lucy Diamond, she's...
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- What?
- Real.
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- I never thought I'd see her in person.
- Yeah.
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They also have it in teal.
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So you're an assassin?
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How's that work?
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It's mostly freelance.
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So you basically, what,
you kill, like, whoever?
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Sometimes maim.
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- Maiming's more.
- What are they saying?
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They are talking about killing
and how to kill and who to kill.
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- Oh, God.
- But I do it just to pay bills.
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- Really?
- Mostly...
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...I want to be dancer.
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- Yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?
- What are you doing?
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My dad got that
when he graduated Quantico.
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Greatest dance instructor in Russia,
but I can't afford to pay, so he say:
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"My wife is cheating on me. You kill
her lover, I give you free lessons."
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Fine, okay. Oh, my gosh.
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First man was goat farmer,
so I use goat shears.
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Second man, he likes chickens, so I
took six chickens and put in thro...
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- What's wrong?
- Oh, you know, I just...
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I'm feeling really ill.
It's my stomach. L...
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- I think I have food poisoning.
- Are you blowing me?
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- What?
- Off.
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- Are you blowing me off?
- No, no, no.
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Let's do this.
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- Was it something I said?
- No. No. Look, I just...
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I just got back into town,
you know? And... And...
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- And I just got out of this relationship...
- I'm not asking for relationship!
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It's not you. You seem really nice,
you do. It's me.
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Baby, I can change.
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Guys...
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I'm just not interested.
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Then only you will die alone.
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Head Lucy off.
Me and Dom will take the back.
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Mr. Phipps specifically ordered us
not to engage her.
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Janet...
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- Who here isn't gonna graduate?
- Me.
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- Why?
- I haven't earned my stripes.
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Oh, would that be this thing here?
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And why is that?
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You need to give me
a recommendation.
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I don't see why you just won't...
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Not what I asked.
240
00:17:56,736 --> 00:18:00,113
I need to show courage in the face
of unspeakable danger.
241
00:18:00,273 --> 00:18:02,231
Exactly.
242
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,527
So quit your whining
and follow my orders.
243
00:18:07,195 --> 00:18:09,023
Let's go!
244
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:15,027
Okay. I'll check the parking lot.
You go that way.
245
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:17,065
- Stay in communication range.
- But Mr...
246
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:19,522
You can do this, Janet.
247
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:41,979
Janet, are you there?
248
00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:00,359
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God.
249
00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:03,486
- I am so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
250
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:07,022
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
251
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,358
- You're Lucy Diamond.
- You're a D.E.B.
252
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,226
You have the right to remain silent.
253
00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:15,983
- You're reading me my rights?
- Anything you say can...
254
00:19:16,193 --> 00:19:18,400
...and will be used against you.
255
00:19:26,851 --> 00:19:28,440
- Okay, here's the thing.
- Yeah?
256
00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:31,397
- I am really not up for dying today.
- Me neither.
257
00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:36,441
So I was thinking that...
258
00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:39,018
- Why don't you put your gun down.
- Put yours down.
259
00:19:39,188 --> 00:19:42,894
You're the criminal, and I'm the cop,
so I think I'm more trustworthy.
260
00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:45,442
I was minding my own business
on a blind date...
261
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,019
...when you guys decided
to rain shit all over me.
262
00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:52,774
Wait.
263
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,982
- You were on a blind date?
- Whatever.
264
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:59,057
- With that Russian girl?
- What?
265
00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:02,773
Nothing. I just...
I didn't know you were a...
266
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:04,851
Why would you know?
267
00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:09,856
- That really torpedoes my thesis.
- Your thesis?
268
00:20:10,016 --> 00:20:13,143
I'm writing a term paper on you.
269
00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:16,059
- You're kidding me.
- No, it's for Capes and Capers:
270
00:20:16,229 --> 00:20:18,607
Gender Reconstruction
and the Criminal Mastermind.
271
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,894
- It's a really popular class.
- Oh, come on.
272
00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:24,181
But it's hard because there's
only anecdotal evidence about you.
273
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:29,186
I mean, nobody's actually
ever spoken to you.
274
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,023
Until now.
275
00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:35,019
Right. Until now.
276
00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:43,730
I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.
277
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:47,187
Amy. Bradshaw.
D.E.B.S. Sector 1.
278
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,434
Lucy Diamond.
279
00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:51,852
It's really nice to meet you.
280
00:20:57,186 --> 00:20:59,514
You're still, you know,
under arrest.
281
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:02,351
- Am I?
- Amy!
282
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,186
Or you could
just let me go.
283
00:21:07,685 --> 00:21:09,223
- I really couldn't.
- Come on.
284
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,520
Haven't you ever done anything
you're not supposed to?
285
00:21:13,059 --> 00:21:15,846
- Amy, where are you?
- I'm over here.
286
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,972
Son of a bitch!
287
00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:23,019
Are you okay?
We couldn't reach you.
288
00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:25,846
- I'm fine.
- Well, what happened?
289
00:21:26,016 --> 00:21:28,054
She was here.
290
00:21:28,223 --> 00:21:31,350
- Lucy Diamond was here.
- That's impossible.
291
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:34,347
If she was here,
you'd be dead right now.
292
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:40,261
You guys...
293
00:21:45,725 --> 00:21:48,012
Sweet Jesus.
294
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,678
Do you know what this means?
295
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:58,431
You are the only one ever
to fight Lucy Diamond...
296
00:21:58,601 --> 00:22:01,059
...and live to tell about it.
297
00:22:08,351 --> 00:22:10,179
What a disaster!
298
00:22:10,349 --> 00:22:12,597
I am so sorry.
Leave it to the D.E.B.S.
299
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:16,592
You're in town a week, and
they're all over you, just grabbing...
300
00:22:18,181 --> 00:22:20,009
What?
301
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,674
- Really, what?
- I met somebody.
302
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:30,508
It was weird,
the thing about the dance...
303
00:22:30,677 --> 00:22:32,675
...but I had a feeling
you and Ninotchka...
304
00:22:32,845 --> 00:22:35,383
No, no, no. Scud,
Ninotchka was a train wreck.
305
00:22:35,552 --> 00:22:37,340
I'm not following you.
306
00:22:37,510 --> 00:22:40,677
Okay, first, swear to me you are
not gonna freak out about this.
307
00:22:40,847 --> 00:22:42,925
- Freak out about what?
- You know, sometimes...
308
00:22:43,094 --> 00:22:45,132
Oh, my God! Who is it?
309
00:22:46,221 --> 00:22:48,389
Okay, what do you know
about an Amy Bradshaw?
310
00:22:48,549 --> 00:22:51,386
Amy Bradshaw. The girl
from the smuggling op.
311
00:22:51,555 --> 00:22:55,012
- No.
- No.
312
00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:02,344
Oh, my God.
313
00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:05,471
Amy Bradshaw?
314
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,298
Blond hair.
315
00:23:08,548 --> 00:23:10,505
Plaid skirt.
316
00:23:10,675 --> 00:23:13,422
She's a D.E.B.
Okay, not only is she a D.E.B...
317
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,379
...she is the D.E.B.
She is the perfect score.
318
00:23:16,549 --> 00:23:18,967
What is that supposed to mean?
319
00:23:22,713 --> 00:23:24,591
Amy Bradshaw is
the only person ever...
320
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,508
...to get a perfect score
on the secret test in the SAT.
321
00:23:27,677 --> 00:23:29,715
- Give me the keys.
- Are you listening?
322
00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:31,843
Perfect score means perfect spy.
323
00:23:32,013 --> 00:23:35,090
She is their pride and joy,
she is literally their poster child.
324
00:23:35,259 --> 00:23:38,466
Well, their poster child doesn't
know it yet, but she's into me.
325
00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:40,214
You can't be serious.
326
00:23:40,384 --> 00:23:43,381
Would you say back on the horse?
327
00:23:46,887 --> 00:23:48,965
Where are you going?
328
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:51,882
Back.
329
00:24:00,593 --> 00:24:03,380
P.S. She's straight!
330
00:24:25,337 --> 00:24:27,255
You stay here.
331
00:24:29,382 --> 00:24:31,210
Lucy, I beg of you...
332
00:24:37,674 --> 00:24:41,340
All right, D.E.B.S.
Show me what you're made of.
333
00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:30,168
- Amy.
- Oh, my God!
334
00:25:31,507 --> 00:25:33,335
Jesus!
335
00:25:33,505 --> 00:25:35,083
Okay, just hold on.
336
00:25:41,376 --> 00:25:43,714
- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to see you.
337
00:25:43,874 --> 00:25:45,332
Why?
338
00:25:46,751 --> 00:25:51,246
Well, I was thinking about what
you said about your paper.
339
00:25:52,165 --> 00:25:53,544
My thesis?
340
00:25:53,713 --> 00:25:56,540
I think it's stupid for you
to do outdated research...
341
00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:58,958
...when you could come
straight to the source.
342
00:25:59,377 --> 00:26:00,666
You?
343
00:26:00,836 --> 00:26:03,873
Come out with me.
I'll let you ask me anything.
344
00:26:05,211 --> 00:26:07,669
- I can't go out with you.
- Why not?
345
00:26:08,588 --> 00:26:10,995
Like, a zillion reasons.
346
00:26:14,961 --> 00:26:17,668
Well, now you have
to come out with me.
347
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,705
Janet, what are you doing here?
348
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:43,461
I don't know who that is,
but he ruined my sweater!
349
00:26:43,661 --> 00:26:46,328
- I don't know who you think you are.
- Janet, no!
350
00:26:52,371 --> 00:26:54,329
Did you go to Dalton?
351
00:26:54,499 --> 00:26:56,078
Yeah.
352
00:27:10,243 --> 00:27:12,660
- Where are you taking us?
- Where do you want to go?
353
00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:14,828
Home!
354
00:27:18,334 --> 00:27:20,162
What are you doing?
355
00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:49,831
Come on.
356
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,165
Look, these tunnels
go on for miles...
357
00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:58,492
...so you guys could be lost
in there for days, even weeks.
358
00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:03,996
Okay. Suit yourself.
359
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,699
I have to pee.
360
00:29:27,947 --> 00:29:30,824
- Want a beer?
- No.
361
00:29:32,493 --> 00:29:34,321
Come on.
362
00:29:48,326 --> 00:29:50,034
Sit down.
363
00:30:04,819 --> 00:30:06,986
So how long you been a D.E.B?
364
00:30:08,365 --> 00:30:10,982
You're gonna have to talk to me
sooner or later.
365
00:30:11,192 --> 00:30:14,239
I don't know what you expect
to accomplish by bringing me here.
366
00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:19,153
Lighten up. I know there are a load of
questions you're just dying to ask me.
367
00:30:19,863 --> 00:30:22,320
Come on, tell me about your thesis.
368
00:30:24,987 --> 00:30:28,194
- It's stupid.
- Well, try me.
369
00:30:31,361 --> 00:30:33,818
I guess my central hypothesis...
370
00:30:33,988 --> 00:30:37,364
...is that as a woman operating
in a male-dominated field...
371
00:30:37,524 --> 00:30:39,732
...you felt the need
to overcompensate...
372
00:30:39,941 --> 00:30:42,699
...by being exponentially
more ruthless and diabolical...
373
00:30:42,858 --> 00:30:45,695
...than your established
male counterparts.
374
00:30:45,855 --> 00:30:47,024
I am not more ruthless.
375
00:30:47,194 --> 00:30:51,859
I think an argument could be made
that you are, i.e. We're here.
376
00:30:53,357 --> 00:30:55,235
That's interesting.
377
00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,522
Continue.
378
00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:01,858
And I think that these
psychological forces combine...
379
00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:04,316
...to create a kind of emotional void...
380
00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:08,192
...in which you're incapable
of loving or being loved.
381
00:31:08,362 --> 00:31:10,689
- See, that is so not true.
- What?
382
00:31:10,859 --> 00:31:14,525
- I'm open to love. I am!
- I'm sorry. It's just a theory.
383
00:31:14,695 --> 00:31:16,982
Well, what the hell do you know
about it anyway?
384
00:31:17,312 --> 00:31:18,940
Nothing.
385
00:31:21,188 --> 00:31:25,653
I just broke up with my boyfriend,
like, five hours ago.
386
00:31:29,319 --> 00:31:31,187
I'm sorry, that sucks.
387
00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:33,645
Thanks.
388
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,399
Why did you break up with him?
389
00:31:39,569 --> 00:31:42,815
I don't know, it just, it wasn't...
390
00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:45,812
I think love should be irresistible,
like a drug.
391
00:31:45,982 --> 00:31:49,818
I think when it happens you should
just not be able to help yourself.
392
00:31:49,978 --> 00:31:52,525
I just... I wanted...
393
00:31:52,695 --> 00:31:54,353
...more.
394
00:31:56,311 --> 00:31:59,228
- Babbling.
- No.
395
00:31:59,438 --> 00:32:00,856
You're not at all.
396
00:32:01,316 --> 00:32:03,733
This is so weird. I...
397
00:32:04,982 --> 00:32:07,859
- Why aren't you killing me?
- Not into that.
398
00:32:08,648 --> 00:32:10,646
But you killed those agents
in Antarctica.
399
00:32:10,856 --> 00:32:13,733
They died of frostbite or something.
I never even met them.
400
00:32:13,942 --> 00:32:16,310
- And those ATF guys in Peru?
- Ebola.
401
00:32:20,525 --> 00:32:23,233
You're so not what I expected.
402
00:32:23,812 --> 00:32:25,650
Well, I think that's a good thing.
403
00:32:33,482 --> 00:32:37,937
- So, what's up with Ninotchka?
- Oh, God, she was such a headcase.
404
00:32:38,147 --> 00:32:40,604
- Where do you meet someone like that?
- Jesus Christ!
405
00:32:51,733 --> 00:32:53,640
Yes!
406
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,394
Correct me if I'm wrong...
407
00:32:59,564 --> 00:33:02,311
...but your friend appears
to be hitting on my friend.
408
00:33:02,641 --> 00:33:06,307
- You're not wrong.
- Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
409
00:33:10,023 --> 00:33:12,521
So Bobby's just, like, all over me,
and I just...
410
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:14,898
I just feel like he doesn't get me,
you know?
411
00:33:15,058 --> 00:33:17,306
Do you ever feel like
nobody understands you?
412
00:33:17,475 --> 00:33:18,974
Yes, all the time.
413
00:33:24,188 --> 00:33:26,476
I am really glad I met you.
414
00:33:26,646 --> 00:33:29,143
I'm really glad I met you too.
415
00:33:38,513 --> 00:33:40,391
I should go.
416
00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:42,429
Okay.
417
00:33:48,143 --> 00:33:50,431
Am I gonna see you again?
418
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,937
Do you wanna see me again?
419
00:33:55,645 --> 00:33:58,562
I mean, I'm breaking,
like, eight federal statutes...
420
00:33:58,722 --> 00:34:01,639
...being here with you right now.
- Yes, I know.
421
00:34:03,137 --> 00:34:06,104
I could get kicked out
of the D.E.B.S. For this.
422
00:34:06,853 --> 00:34:08,811
For what?
423
00:34:15,015 --> 00:34:17,642
Oh, my God!
She almost kissed you.
424
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,637
You almost let her!
425
00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,848
You owe me 50 bucks.
426
00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:32,976
- Amy.
- Take me home.
427
00:34:33,136 --> 00:34:35,553
- It's okay.
- Take me home.
428
00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:45,892
- Amy.
- What?
429
00:34:46,052 --> 00:34:48,809
- Well, when can I see you again?
- You can't.
430
00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:52,136
- Come on.
- I'm serious. We cannot do this again.
431
00:34:52,305 --> 00:34:54,014
Amy.
432
00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:56,301
I have to go.
433
00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:59,468
I'm gonna come find you.
434
00:35:07,929 --> 00:35:09,927
- What just happened?
- Nothing happened.
435
00:35:10,137 --> 00:35:14,052
She was totally going to kiss you.
You're so into her.
436
00:35:14,222 --> 00:35:15,641
I am not!
437
00:35:15,801 --> 00:35:20,516
You violated a prime directive.
Plus, hello, it's a girl.
438
00:35:20,675 --> 00:35:22,843
- You're so busted.
- No, I'm not.
439
00:35:23,013 --> 00:35:25,181
You violated the section codes
as much as me.
440
00:35:25,341 --> 00:35:27,139
D.E.B.S. Code Section 1, Article 2:
441
00:35:27,298 --> 00:35:30,675
"D.E.B.S. Will not consort with a known
enemy, under penalty of treason."
442
00:35:30,845 --> 00:35:32,133
I was not consorting.
443
00:35:32,303 --> 00:35:35,010
- You exchanged e-mails with Scud.
- That's not the same.
444
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:38,257
You got drunk and nearly got
the chancellor of Bulgaria killed.
445
00:35:38,467 --> 00:35:41,094
- That wasn't my fault.
- Remember how I covered for you?
446
00:35:41,304 --> 00:35:44,181
I never told anybody.
If Max found about that...
447
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:48,306
...you would never ever get
your stripes and never graduate.
448
00:35:49,635 --> 00:35:52,552
- I can't believe you.
- Not a word. Nothing happened.
449
00:36:09,674 --> 00:36:11,472
Where have you been?
450
00:36:13,969 --> 00:36:16,547
I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.
451
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:19,214
I was really upset...
452
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,171
...about Bobby.
453
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,428
Yeah, Bobby.
454
00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:27,925
Oh, yeah. I forgot, I'm sorry.
455
00:36:29,423 --> 00:36:33,129
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
456
00:36:33,339 --> 00:36:35,337
Good.
457
00:36:35,507 --> 00:36:38,803
You know, I can't stop thinking
about Lucy Diamond.
458
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,010
- You too?
- Yeah, I feel like she's playing...
459
00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:46,175
...some type of sick game
of cat and mouse with us.
460
00:36:46,845 --> 00:36:48,633
I don't know.
461
00:36:48,802 --> 00:36:51,340
Hey, but you guys
be careful, okay?
462
00:36:52,798 --> 00:36:54,636
Good night.
463
00:37:06,634 --> 00:37:08,841
Yeah. Be careful.
464
00:37:19,710 --> 00:37:22,297
Oh, my God, is it true?
Did you fight Lucy Diamond?
465
00:37:22,467 --> 00:37:24,715
I heard you cut off her hand.
Does she have her hand?
466
00:37:24,924 --> 00:37:28,840
Yes, she still has both of her hands.
God.
467
00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:31,218
- Everybody's talking about it.
- About what?
468
00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:33,465
How you met Lucy
and lived to tell about it.
469
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:36,382
They're calling you a hero,
when, really, you're a slut.
470
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:38,800
- You shut up.
- A gay slut.
471
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,006
- I'm not gay!
- Ms. Petrie wants to see you.
472
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:44,334
What? Janet!
473
00:37:59,957 --> 00:38:02,125
- What's going on?
- Madam Petrie.
474
00:38:02,295 --> 00:38:05,172
- She's coming down.
- Here? Why?
475
00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:07,210
She never comes here.
476
00:38:11,126 --> 00:38:13,963
- Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...
- Who are you?
477
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:17,339
- Max Brewer.
- Max Brewer, my time is precious.
478
00:38:17,499 --> 00:38:22,294
- You're wasting it. Where's the girl?
- Bradshaw comma Amy?
479
00:38:27,798 --> 00:38:29,297
You.
480
00:38:30,795 --> 00:38:33,792
Excellent. Well, take one over here.
481
00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:38,337
Right there.
482
00:38:39,456 --> 00:38:41,294
Excellent. Sit.
483
00:38:46,788 --> 00:38:48,496
Chill.
484
00:38:52,962 --> 00:38:54,580
First...
485
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:55,918
- Amy.
- Amy.
486
00:38:56,128 --> 00:38:59,455
Let me just say how delighted
I am to meet you.
487
00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,872
When I heard that one
of our own girls...
488
00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:05,538
...had actually engaged Lucy Diamond
and lived to tell the tale...
489
00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:07,836
I mean, Fred, over at
Central Intelligence...
490
00:39:07,996 --> 00:39:10,873
...nearly peed his pants,
he was so jealous.
491
00:39:11,042 --> 00:39:15,208
This stunt is really going to
put the academy on the map.
492
00:39:15,418 --> 00:39:18,664
Lisa from Interpol called
to extend her congratulations.
493
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,962
I'll bet.
494
00:39:21,122 --> 00:39:23,330
This is just too much fun!
495
00:39:23,789 --> 00:39:25,038
Now, Alice...
496
00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:26,246
- Amy.
- Amy.
497
00:39:26,456 --> 00:39:29,623
We are going to need a description
of the encounter.
498
00:39:29,793 --> 00:39:31,910
- The encounter?
- Everything that happened...
499
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,668
...no matter how small
or seemingly irrelevant.
500
00:39:35,127 --> 00:39:37,495
- Why?
- To develop a profile, of course.
501
00:39:37,664 --> 00:39:41,211
Nobody's ever been this close
to Lucy Diamond before.
502
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:45,706
You, for all intents and purposes,
are our leading expert.
503
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:49,122
I don't think I'm an expert at all.
504
00:39:49,951 --> 00:39:52,039
You underestimate yourself.
505
00:39:53,328 --> 00:39:56,874
I took the liberty of accessing
your private files.
506
00:39:57,034 --> 00:39:59,501
- What?
- "It's a Man's World:
507
00:39:59,661 --> 00:40:04,496
Lucy Diamond and the Psychology
of Cultural Criminality."
508
00:40:04,786 --> 00:40:06,454
- Oh, God.
- "Lucy Diamond...
509
00:40:06,624 --> 00:40:11,079
...is at once a narcissistic sociopath
and a victimized girl-child...
510
00:40:11,289 --> 00:40:13,956
...eternally searching for
the love of her father.
511
00:40:14,126 --> 00:40:17,952
Her crimes could be viewed
as a desperate cry for help.
512
00:40:18,122 --> 00:40:23,576
The more she steals,
the deeper her feeling of emptiness."
513
00:40:27,951 --> 00:40:30,039
- Annie...
- Amy.
514
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:33,705
I think you identify
with Lucy Diamond.
515
00:40:33,915 --> 00:40:37,661
I think she sees your pathos.
516
00:40:37,831 --> 00:40:41,617
You've got some dangerous
union symbiosis going on.
517
00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:45,872
What's that movie with Jodie and the
dog falls in the well with the lotion?
518
00:40:46,032 --> 00:40:48,700
- Silence of the Lambs.
- You're the lamb, Amy.
519
00:40:49,119 --> 00:40:51,996
We can use that to our advantage.
520
00:40:55,283 --> 00:40:57,660
I'm putting you in charge
of this investigation.
521
00:40:58,619 --> 00:40:59,908
What?
522
00:41:00,787 --> 00:41:03,953
You are hereby promoted
to squad captain.
523
00:41:04,163 --> 00:41:06,161
No.
524
00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:08,539
Is there a problem?
525
00:41:10,407 --> 00:41:12,914
Excuse me, ma'am, but I am
the captain of this squad.
526
00:41:13,114 --> 00:41:14,822
- Miss?
- Brewer.
527
00:41:14,992 --> 00:41:19,697
Brewer. There is a killer on the loose.
There is no time for egos.
528
00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:23,413
This is not the Girl Scouts,
this is espionage!
529
00:41:25,121 --> 00:41:27,489
We have a chance
to do something here.
530
00:41:29,157 --> 00:41:32,034
You have a chance
to do something.
531
00:41:32,204 --> 00:41:34,491
Don't let us down.
532
00:41:37,448 --> 00:41:39,366
Ready your troops.
533
00:41:39,536 --> 00:41:41,993
You head out at 1400.
534
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:47,907
That's all.
535
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,989
Max!
536
00:41:58,326 --> 00:42:01,113
- Max. Max.
- What?
537
00:42:01,613 --> 00:42:05,159
I didn't mean for this to happen,
I swear. I don't even wanna be captain.
538
00:42:05,409 --> 00:42:08,286
That's just it.
You don't even want it.
539
00:42:08,445 --> 00:42:10,953
Boys fall at your feet, the school
kisses your ass...
540
00:42:11,113 --> 00:42:14,779
...and Mrs. Petrie makes you
squad captain.
541
00:42:15,618 --> 00:42:19,444
You'd be just as happy drawing
in your stupid little book.
542
00:42:19,943 --> 00:42:22,161
I don't understand why you have
to take away...
543
00:42:22,321 --> 00:42:25,328
...the only thing I have going for me.
544
00:42:25,527 --> 00:42:27,615
- Oh, Max...
- Just...
545
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:33,988
Whatever.
546
00:42:34,658 --> 00:42:36,446
It's fine.
547
00:42:37,035 --> 00:42:40,532
- Just promise me one thing.
- What?
548
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,778
You catch the bitch.
549
00:42:45,446 --> 00:42:51,200
Lucy Diamond's on the move!
Robbery in progress! Code 99!
550
00:43:08,402 --> 00:43:10,610
The bank employees
are being held hostage.
551
00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:13,107
Lucy and her cohorts
are still inside.
552
00:43:13,277 --> 00:43:15,774
Apprehend the suspect,
recover the money.
553
00:43:15,944 --> 00:43:17,782
The bank is coming up
on your left.
554
00:43:17,942 --> 00:43:20,070
D.E.B.S., be careful.
555
00:43:26,903 --> 00:43:28,901
D.E.B.S. Spotted en route.
E TA two minutes.
556
00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:30,948
Copy that.
557
00:43:38,281 --> 00:43:40,698
D.E.B.S. En route, two minutes.
558
00:43:41,447 --> 00:43:43,525
Do I look okay?
559
00:43:44,274 --> 00:43:46,442
This is retarded.
560
00:43:57,111 --> 00:43:59,488
- Bradshaw?
- What?
561
00:44:00,527 --> 00:44:02,315
The plan?
562
00:44:02,485 --> 00:44:05,062
Oh, okay. Formation
Alpha Kappa Gamma.
563
00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:10,776
Let's do this!
564
00:44:47,278 --> 00:44:49,396
What was that?
565
00:44:49,935 --> 00:44:51,813
She's here.
566
00:44:52,153 --> 00:44:54,310
She's watching us.
567
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,518
Jesus.
568
00:45:00,894 --> 00:45:02,312
Come here.
569
00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:04,060
I can't.
570
00:45:04,270 --> 00:45:06,897
- Come here.
- I can't.
571
00:45:08,525 --> 00:45:10,144
What are you doing?
572
00:45:10,314 --> 00:45:12,521
Nothing. Let's go.
573
00:45:26,187 --> 00:45:28,275
We'll be right back.
574
00:45:34,808 --> 00:45:37,395
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
575
00:45:38,604 --> 00:45:40,851
- What?
- It's a trap.
576
00:45:41,021 --> 00:45:43,768
- Whatever.
- Wait!
577
00:45:44,518 --> 00:45:46,396
Why are you giving me
such a hard time?
578
00:45:47,934 --> 00:45:49,432
This is great.
579
00:45:49,602 --> 00:45:52,479
If you're gonna do the job,
do the job right.
580
00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:56,645
Creepy shadows, no bad guys,
enclosed space. Trap.
581
00:45:58,603 --> 00:46:01,440
- You think I can't handle it?
- No.
582
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,017
I know that you can't handle it.
583
00:46:04,437 --> 00:46:06,894
I don't care if you are
the perfect score.
584
00:46:07,104 --> 00:46:08,982
Perfect whore.
585
00:46:09,431 --> 00:46:14,356
You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma
if it was tattooed on your forehead.
586
00:46:14,516 --> 00:46:17,643
- Guys.
- This is stupid. We are going to die.
587
00:46:17,812 --> 00:46:20,599
No, it's okay.
588
00:46:20,769 --> 00:46:22,937
As your senior officer...
589
00:46:23,227 --> 00:46:27,392
...I order you
to secure the vault, soldier.
590
00:46:28,601 --> 00:46:32,187
- You order me?
- You heard me.
591
00:46:34,934 --> 00:46:36,812
Fine.
592
00:46:47,641 --> 00:46:49,179
See, that wasn't so hard.
593
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:51,597
I think you guys owe me an ap...
594
00:46:57,391 --> 00:46:58,430
Trap.
595
00:47:02,765 --> 00:47:06,261
- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to apologize for last night.
596
00:47:06,431 --> 00:47:08,639
I was... I was out of line.
597
00:47:08,809 --> 00:47:11,646
- You have to release them.
- Who?
598
00:47:12,934 --> 00:47:15,182
The hostages.
And put back the money.
599
00:47:15,392 --> 00:47:17,889
This thing has gotten
way out of hand.
600
00:47:18,099 --> 00:47:21,685
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
601
00:47:25,681 --> 00:47:27,809
Please don't smoke.
602
00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:29,976
Please?
603
00:47:33,143 --> 00:47:35,930
Oh, my God,
tell her not to smoke.
604
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:38,847
There's not enough oxygen.
We're gonna run out of air...
605
00:47:39,017 --> 00:47:40,685
...and we're gonna be all faint...
606
00:47:40,885 --> 00:47:44,051
...and the air that's gonna be left
is gonna be toxic.
607
00:47:56,099 --> 00:47:58,097
This is bullshit.
608
00:47:58,476 --> 00:48:01,513
This cannot get any worse.
609
00:48:03,511 --> 00:48:04,680
Trap.
610
00:48:04,929 --> 00:48:07,267
Don't you understand?
I can't be here.
611
00:48:07,427 --> 00:48:09,764
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to stress you out.
612
00:48:09,934 --> 00:48:11,133
I'm not stressed out!
613
00:48:12,392 --> 00:48:14,889
- No. No!
- This is not possible.
614
00:48:15,099 --> 00:48:17,177
I'm such a freak.
You must think I'm a freak.
615
00:48:17,386 --> 00:48:19,764
- I don't.
- I'm sorry I wigged out last night.
616
00:48:19,934 --> 00:48:21,132
- It's okay.
- It's just...
617
00:48:21,302 --> 00:48:24,139
...I don't want you to get
the wrong idea.
618
00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:28,515
- Yeah, okay.
- I mean...
619
00:48:28,674 --> 00:48:31,012
- I mean, I really like you.
- Right.
620
00:48:31,182 --> 00:48:36,466
But I don't, like, like you.
621
00:48:39,093 --> 00:48:42,140
Yeah. Yeah, I gathered.
622
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:45,597
That's why I brought you here,
so we could clear the air between us.
623
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:48,843
It's really sweet of you
to go to all this trouble...
624
00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:53,468
...the chute and all. But my friends
are gonna wonder where I am.
625
00:48:53,638 --> 00:48:55,596
- No, they're not.
- Why?
626
00:48:55,756 --> 00:48:57,594
No reason.
627
00:48:58,803 --> 00:49:00,431
Lucy!
628
00:49:00,930 --> 00:49:03,797
- Going to be squashed!
- Oh, no! Oh, no!
629
00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:05,595
- Oh, my God. Lucy!
- Come on.
630
00:49:05,755 --> 00:49:08,093
It's not like they're gonna die
or anything.
631
00:49:08,303 --> 00:49:12,089
No! No! Oh, no!
632
00:49:12,258 --> 00:49:14,097
Let them out. I'm serious.
633
00:49:14,256 --> 00:49:18,132
Okay. Jesus. Booby trap
deactivated. Happy?
634
00:49:25,305 --> 00:49:27,093
That wasn't funny.
635
00:49:27,263 --> 00:49:28,761
It was kind of funny.
636
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,257
I can't.
637
00:49:34,175 --> 00:49:37,132
- I gotta go.
- No, no, I'll go.
638
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:42,047
I understand this whole thing
isn't gonna work out between us...
639
00:49:42,257 --> 00:49:46,422
...because, obviously, I misinterpreted
the whole situation. But...
640
00:49:48,590 --> 00:49:53,005
I just want you to know that last night
was the most alive I've felt in a while.
641
00:49:53,505 --> 00:49:57,880
So I guess I'll see you around.
Same Bat-time or whatever.
642
00:50:13,504 --> 00:50:15,672
Come with me.
643
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,008
Come on.
What do you have to lose?
644
00:50:20,257 --> 00:50:22,135
Everything.
645
00:50:44,921 --> 00:50:47,798
Oh, my gosh.
Lucy Diamond has Amy.
646
00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:50,545
You guys, she's been kidnapped.
647
00:50:53,961 --> 00:50:55,749
A D.E.B. Is down.
648
00:50:56,379 --> 00:50:58,666
We will spare no expense.
649
00:50:58,876 --> 00:51:01,084
We will leave no rock unturned.
650
00:51:01,254 --> 00:51:06,378
We will not rest until we see
that she comes back safely.
651
00:51:13,630 --> 00:51:15,588
No, no!
652
00:51:32,421 --> 00:51:35,417
No way! Are you...?
653
00:51:35,627 --> 00:51:37,086
I know.
654
00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,083
Amy, where are you?
655
00:51:49,253 --> 00:51:51,331
I know you're out playing hooky
with Lucy...
656
00:51:51,501 --> 00:51:55,087
...but they have the whole school
looking for you. Bobby, everybody.
657
00:51:55,247 --> 00:51:56,505
Call me.
658
00:51:56,665 --> 00:52:00,081
You know where she is?
Do you know where she is?
659
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:02,629
How about this?
Do you wanna answer me?
660
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:13,248
Amy, oh, my God, if you don't
come back, I'm telling.
661
00:52:13,417 --> 00:52:16,874
I am telling your mother. I'm calling
her and telling her right now.
662
00:52:46,243 --> 00:52:51,168
Seriously, Amy, I'm sorry I left
such a mean message. Just...
663
00:52:53,245 --> 00:52:55,913
Please, come home.
664
00:53:08,409 --> 00:53:11,456
So then this mysterious man
shows up at my high school...
665
00:53:11,626 --> 00:53:13,914
...and hands me this letter
which is, like:
666
00:53:14,083 --> 00:53:17,500
"Congratulations, you've just been
accepted into Jameson University."
667
00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:21,456
And I'm like, "I didn't apply
to Jameson University."
668
00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:24,792
The government's
freaky that way.
669
00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,540
Yeah.
670
00:53:28,868 --> 00:53:32,993
So, what does it measure,
this secret test in the SAT?
671
00:53:33,163 --> 00:53:35,161
I don't know.
672
00:53:36,869 --> 00:53:41,115
- You never asked?
- No. It measures spy stuff.
673
00:53:44,242 --> 00:53:46,579
- What?
- It's just weird that you let...
674
00:53:46,749 --> 00:53:50,745
...this test decide what you're gonna
be, and you don't even know what it is.
675
00:53:51,284 --> 00:53:55,789
It doesn't decide what I'm gonna be.
It's an aptitude test.
676
00:53:56,289 --> 00:53:59,615
It measures aptitude, I guess.
677
00:53:59,865 --> 00:54:01,493
Okay.
678
00:54:01,663 --> 00:54:04,990
- You should do what you're good at.
- No, you should do what you love.
679
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,948
I am doing what I love.
680
00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:10,114
- Why are you psychoanalyzing me?
- I'm not psychoanalyzing you.
681
00:54:10,284 --> 00:54:13,741
I mean, just because I'm not
some badass master criminal...
682
00:54:13,910 --> 00:54:16,328
...doesn't mean that
what I do is not important.
683
00:54:16,498 --> 00:54:19,664
- I didn't say it wasn't important.
- Do you love a life of crime?
684
00:54:19,864 --> 00:54:22,661
- Yeah, I do.
- So you get a kick out of...
685
00:54:22,871 --> 00:54:25,658
...taking money from hard-working,
honest people.
686
00:54:25,868 --> 00:54:27,326
- What is your problem?
- I just...
687
00:54:27,496 --> 00:54:30,413
- I don't think you should judge me.
- I'm not.
688
00:54:30,573 --> 00:54:33,410
I'm not the one that got picked
out of a gajillion people...
689
00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:36,696
...to be Miss Super-Duper
Crime-Fighting Goody-Two-Shoes.
690
00:54:36,996 --> 00:54:39,783
I've never been perfect at anything.
691
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:45,697
Look...
692
00:54:46,246 --> 00:54:50,202
...I didn't even wanna be a criminal.
I wanted to be a pirate.
693
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,867
Pirates are criminals.
694
00:54:56,615 --> 00:54:58,204
Whoops.
695
00:54:58,403 --> 00:55:01,950
I wanted to go to art school.
696
00:55:02,409 --> 00:55:04,277
- Art school?
- In Barcelona.
697
00:55:04,657 --> 00:55:07,284
- You should go, you should do it.
- Maybe.
698
00:55:08,073 --> 00:55:11,739
After I make the world safe
from people like you.
699
00:55:16,404 --> 00:55:18,402
I don't know what the test saw in me.
700
00:55:18,572 --> 00:55:23,407
Everybody thinks I am gonna
make this perfect spy but me.
701
00:55:24,985 --> 00:55:27,363
I guess I'm proving them
all wrong now.
702
00:55:30,739 --> 00:55:33,117
Is that what you're doing with me?
703
00:55:33,277 --> 00:55:34,615
Sabotaging your spy career?
704
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:38,861
I'm here because I feel more
like me when I'm with you...
705
00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:43,366
...than I do when I'm with me.
706
00:55:44,575 --> 00:55:46,443
Look, let's just...
707
00:55:46,613 --> 00:55:48,740
...forget we're here, okay?
708
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,617
Let's pretend we're in Barcelona,
you're in art school...
709
00:55:51,777 --> 00:55:54,115
...and I'm renting sailboats
to tourists.
710
00:55:55,233 --> 00:55:59,699
And nobody is a superhero,
nobody is a villain, we're just us.
711
00:56:25,901 --> 00:56:28,149
Max here.
This better be really good.
712
00:56:29,148 --> 00:56:33,074
- You are the D.E.B.S.?
- Who is this?
713
00:56:33,733 --> 00:56:36,280
I know where your friend is.
714
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:39,107
We've got a lead on Amy. Let's go.
715
00:56:43,902 --> 00:56:45,860
Oh, no, no, no...
716
00:56:51,904 --> 00:56:53,982
Get your ass over here.
717
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:56,649
We got a lead on Amy.
718
00:56:58,147 --> 00:57:01,194
And no boys upstairs
after curfew.
719
00:57:02,233 --> 00:57:04,231
Out.
720
00:57:06,398 --> 00:57:08,606
Pick up, pick up, pick up...
721
00:57:29,144 --> 00:57:31,652
- My God. I'm so sorry.
- Did you just snap my bra?
722
00:57:31,902 --> 00:57:33,110
- No.
- Yeah, you did.
723
00:57:44,568 --> 00:57:48,694
- That hasn't happened since 6th grade.
- I was trying to be smooth.
724
00:57:49,982 --> 00:57:52,360
- What? You did it first.
- You're dead.
725
00:57:56,396 --> 00:58:00,102
And bingo!
I am the god of Bingo.
726
00:58:00,401 --> 00:58:02,230
Breach.
727
00:58:11,899 --> 00:58:15,775
Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.
728
00:58:15,935 --> 00:58:17,893
Bingo!
729
00:58:24,396 --> 00:58:25,435
Damn it!
730
00:58:25,645 --> 00:58:29,061
- Say mercy. Come on. Say mercy.
- No. No. No.
731
00:58:31,109 --> 00:58:32,767
- Do you give? Do you gi...?
- No.
732
00:58:38,391 --> 00:58:40,559
Do you love me?
733
00:58:41,898 --> 00:58:43,226
Yes.
734
00:58:51,897 --> 00:58:53,515
Come on.
735
00:58:55,643 --> 00:58:58,350
What the hell?
736
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,648
I couldn't stop them.
737
00:59:00,848 --> 00:59:03,475
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
738
00:59:03,645 --> 00:59:04,814
What?
739
00:59:04,973 --> 00:59:07,481
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
740
00:59:09,139 --> 00:59:10,767
Let's go.
741
00:59:10,937 --> 00:59:12,475
Sorry.
742
00:59:45,561 --> 00:59:47,638
Oh, God.
743
00:59:49,726 --> 00:59:52,224
It is not what you think.
744
01:00:01,604 --> 01:00:03,971
I hope it was worth it.
745
01:00:06,139 --> 01:00:09,595
You really should
check your messages.
746
01:00:17,387 --> 01:00:19,515
Look, it'll be okay.
747
01:00:21,053 --> 01:00:22,891
No, it won't.
748
01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:48,884
This is a nightmare.
749
01:00:49,054 --> 01:00:51,891
This is...
This is not happening.
750
01:01:04,138 --> 01:01:05,926
Are you kidding me?
751
01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,593
We conduct a nationwide
manhunt for you...
752
01:01:08,763 --> 01:01:10,551
...and you're boning the suspect?
753
01:01:10,931 --> 01:01:13,808
What did you think this was,
a joke?
754
01:01:13,967 --> 01:01:17,883
"Let's divert federal resources
and man-hours...
755
01:01:18,053 --> 01:01:20,890
...so I can have my collegiate
lesbian fling in style."
756
01:01:21,050 --> 01:01:23,387
I was doing research.
757
01:01:23,557 --> 01:01:25,515
I'll bet.
758
01:01:27,263 --> 01:01:31,049
Treason. Consorting
with the enemy.
759
01:01:31,219 --> 01:01:33,557
Aiding and abetting.
760
01:01:33,886 --> 01:01:37,513
I'm going to be the laughingstock
of the entire intelligence community.
761
01:01:37,722 --> 01:01:41,299
I am going to send you
so far away...
762
01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:44,515
...that luxuries like
toilet paper and Diet Coke...
763
01:01:44,715 --> 01:01:47,262
...will be as a distant dream to you.
764
01:01:47,432 --> 01:01:49,180
Ms. Petrie.
765
01:01:50,848 --> 01:01:52,097
Is somebody talking to me?
766
01:01:52,257 --> 01:01:54,804
Because that would be extremely
ill-advised right now.
767
01:01:54,964 --> 01:01:57,971
Ms. Petrie, this infraction is
a considerable embarrassment...
768
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:01,847
...to you and the academy, right?
- Have I not been speaking in English?
769
01:02:02,047 --> 01:02:05,053
Well, there is a way that
we can turn it all around.
770
01:02:05,883 --> 01:02:07,591
Explain.
771
01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:11,047
Make Amy D.E.B. Of the year
next week at endgame.
772
01:02:12,256 --> 01:02:14,464
Nobody knows
what happened tonight but us.
773
01:02:15,053 --> 01:02:19,638
What good would it do to send
Amy to Siberia? Nothing.
774
01:02:19,838 --> 01:02:25,092
Your pride and joy will be disgraced,
and for what?
775
01:02:25,262 --> 01:02:28,339
Exactly.
So here's what we're gonna do.
776
01:02:28,549 --> 01:02:30,427
Tomorrow we're gonna go
to class...
777
01:02:30,587 --> 01:02:33,174
...and we're gonna report
that we rescued Amy...
778
01:02:33,384 --> 01:02:35,212
...just in the nick of time.
779
01:02:35,381 --> 01:02:38,428
And Amy is gonna act
traumatized but cool.
780
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:42,134
And she will go to endgame
on Saturday with Bobby.
781
01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:45,261
And she'll give a speech
about how she battled Lucy...
782
01:02:45,421 --> 01:02:47,968
...and lived to fight another day.
783
01:02:48,128 --> 01:02:53,053
And you, Ms. Petrie, will get
another feather in your cap.
784
01:02:53,462 --> 01:02:56,589
And we don't lose a valued member
of our team.
785
01:02:57,468 --> 01:02:59,636
But she's obviously in love
with our nemesis.
786
01:02:59,836 --> 01:03:03,302
How can I make sure
she won't run off again?
787
01:03:03,462 --> 01:03:05,759
Well, let's ask her.
788
01:03:10,714 --> 01:03:12,842
The Amy that I know...
789
01:03:13,052 --> 01:03:18,086
...wouldn't sell out her friends
and her country for some supervillain.
790
01:03:18,716 --> 01:03:20,714
The Amy that I know...
791
01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:23,051
...she must have been
brainwashed or something.
792
01:03:23,211 --> 01:03:28,426
Maybe Lucy was doing some type
of experiments with mind control.
793
01:03:28,835 --> 01:03:32,591
Because the Amy that I know
would never...
794
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:35,588
...ever betray us like that.
795
01:03:37,876 --> 01:03:41,132
You didn't know
what you were doing, right?
796
01:03:41,342 --> 01:03:42,710
Right.
797
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,128
And there's no way
that you're in love with her?
798
01:03:45,587 --> 01:03:48,045
No. No way.
799
01:03:49,883 --> 01:03:51,291
Good.
800
01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,499
- You'll keep her secret?
- Are you kidding?
801
01:03:53,959 --> 01:03:55,547
No way I'm telling.
802
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:02,629
Perhaps we can chalk this up
to the indiscretions of youth.
803
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:09,292
I underestimated you, Brewer.
Good work.
804
01:04:09,462 --> 01:04:11,790
I'll remember this
when I review applications...
805
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,498
...for the International Bureau.
806
01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:16,375
Have Miss Bradshaw vetted
for information she may have...
807
01:04:16,545 --> 01:04:18,043
...on Diamond's whereabouts.
808
01:04:18,373 --> 01:04:21,749
She is to be placed on
round-the-clock lockdown...
809
01:04:21,919 --> 01:04:25,336
...only out for missions and class.
810
01:04:26,874 --> 01:04:30,001
Be grateful you have friends
who care for you.
811
01:04:30,210 --> 01:04:32,918
Too bad it's more
than they can say for you.
812
01:04:38,212 --> 01:04:39,630
- Max...
- No.
813
01:04:39,830 --> 01:04:41,498
D.E.B.S. Stick together.
814
01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:44,545
But do not misunderstand me,
I do not forgive you.
815
01:04:45,964 --> 01:04:47,872
- Max.
- And you.
816
01:04:48,042 --> 01:04:49,500
I don't even wanna look at you.
817
01:04:49,710 --> 01:04:53,246
You let me go on this whole time
believing that she was in trouble.
818
01:04:53,416 --> 01:04:56,583
You can forget about
that recommendation.
819
01:05:00,209 --> 01:05:03,545
Well, you're not
as boring as I thought...
820
01:05:03,835 --> 01:05:07,581
...but you are not as bright either.
821
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:11,627
- Bobby...
- Don't.
822
01:05:13,874 --> 01:05:17,211
Janet, I am so sorry.
823
01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:20,787
All I ever wanted
was to earn my stripes.
824
01:05:20,957 --> 01:05:25,412
Because I believe in it, you know?
I believe in what we do.
825
01:05:26,251 --> 01:05:28,619
And now...
826
01:05:38,119 --> 01:05:42,244
- Where is Lucy now?
- I don't know.
827
01:05:42,414 --> 01:05:44,702
Are you gonna see her again?
828
01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:32,032
Hey.
829
01:06:32,202 --> 01:06:33,700
Hey.
830
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:39,204
So you and me going
to endgame together?
831
01:06:39,374 --> 01:06:41,452
Yeah. I guess.
832
01:06:44,329 --> 01:06:46,327
I still love you.
833
01:06:46,537 --> 01:06:48,744
I know you still love me too.
834
01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:56,077
Yeah.
835
01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:05,826
My dad got this on a drug bust
in Malaysia.
836
01:07:08,114 --> 01:07:09,373
Listen...
837
01:07:09,532 --> 01:07:11,530
...l've been thinking.
838
01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,407
That whole lezzy thing...
839
01:07:14,577 --> 01:07:17,034
...it's kind of hot.
840
01:07:17,204 --> 01:07:19,322
See you tonight, babe.
841
01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:32,618
You did the right thing.
842
01:07:41,199 --> 01:07:42,697
Hey.
843
01:07:43,866 --> 01:07:45,534
How do you do that?
844
01:07:45,704 --> 01:07:48,951
For a top-secret installation,
your security really is for shit.
845
01:07:49,201 --> 01:07:52,117
- You can't be here.
- Oh, I know.
846
01:07:52,327 --> 01:07:54,785
You say you can't see me,
and then I see you anyway.
847
01:07:54,944 --> 01:07:58,161
- It's kind of this little game we play.
- Get out.
848
01:07:58,361 --> 01:08:00,579
Is this about your friends?
Because if it is...
849
01:08:00,738 --> 01:08:02,576
...I can just talk to them, you know.
850
01:08:02,736 --> 01:08:04,444
We can work out some sort
of detente.
851
01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,652
- I said, get out. I'm warning you.
- Amy.
852
01:08:11,197 --> 01:08:12,945
You have to go now.
853
01:08:15,902 --> 01:08:20,198
It's your stupid friends. Why don't you
just think for yourself for a change.
854
01:08:30,907 --> 01:08:32,485
She's gone.
855
01:08:32,904 --> 01:08:34,942
Are you okay?
856
01:08:39,318 --> 01:08:40,946
I thought you were different!
857
01:08:55,321 --> 01:08:59,696
She thinks I'm bad news?
Oh, I'll give her bad news.
858
01:09:05,190 --> 01:09:08,237
- What are you doing?
- Australia's toast.
859
01:09:08,407 --> 01:09:11,484
- What's wrong with Australians?
- I don't like their attitude.
860
01:09:11,694 --> 01:09:14,531
Okay. Hey, come on.
861
01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:29,814
Scud, I don't know how this
happened to me, but...
862
01:09:30,943 --> 01:09:33,361
...being bad doesn't
feel good anymore.
863
01:09:34,939 --> 01:09:36,947
Do you love her?
864
01:09:41,942 --> 01:09:45,278
You're willing to give up all this...
865
01:09:45,448 --> 01:09:48,944
...the life of crime,
the whole nine yards?
866
01:09:50,233 --> 01:09:52,321
Whatever it takes.
867
01:09:55,028 --> 01:09:56,856
All right, then.
868
01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:58,774
We're going in.
869
01:09:58,944 --> 01:10:00,652
What?
870
01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:03,609
We gots to get her back.
871
01:10:19,192 --> 01:10:21,400
In a remarkable twist,
sums of stolen money...
872
01:10:21,570 --> 01:10:23,568
...have been reappearing
in bank accounts.
873
01:10:23,738 --> 01:10:27,314
Authorities are trying to determine
the location of these wire transfers...
874
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,861
...however, have been unsuccessful
at this time.
875
01:11:30,567 --> 01:11:33,104
The Louvre received a surprise
package this morning...
876
01:11:33,314 --> 01:11:37,480
...a shipment of stolen paintings
estimated to be worth $ 15 million.
877
01:11:37,690 --> 01:11:41,016
Insider sources say that the artwork
was originally taken...
878
01:11:41,186 --> 01:11:44,183
...by notorious supervillain
Lucy Diamond.
879
01:12:16,349 --> 01:12:18,856
She's out there somewhere.
880
01:12:20,514 --> 01:12:22,352
It's time for plan B.
881
01:12:22,522 --> 01:12:25,559
- There's a plan B?
- Yeah.
882
01:12:32,851 --> 01:12:35,059
- Getting ready for tonight?
- Hey, Mr. P.
883
01:12:38,306 --> 01:12:41,312
Tell me, Amy,
how are you getting along?
884
01:12:41,682 --> 01:12:43,810
Okay, I guess.
885
01:12:45,188 --> 01:12:47,306
You know, I've found
that in this business...
886
01:12:47,516 --> 01:12:50,223
...there isn't much room for love.
887
01:12:50,393 --> 01:12:53,560
Love requires trust,
and trust requires honesty.
888
01:12:57,306 --> 01:13:00,262
- Mr. P., can I ask you a question?
- Of course.
889
01:13:00,432 --> 01:13:03,479
I got a perfect score
on the secret test in the SAT.
890
01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,637
- Yes, you did.
- But...
891
01:13:05,847 --> 01:13:08,354
...what does that test measure?
- I'm sorry?
892
01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:11,351
I mean, Dominique
is a sex addict.
893
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:15,227
Janet, she has a couple
of shoplifting convictions.
894
01:13:15,387 --> 01:13:17,684
Max? Well, she's
borderline psychotic.
895
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:22,349
But nothing in my past indicated
that I'd be good at being a spy.
896
01:13:23,558 --> 01:13:24,767
So...
897
01:13:24,926 --> 01:13:27,434
...why did I get a perfect score?
898
01:13:30,561 --> 01:13:33,727
The test measures
your ability to lie.
899
01:13:35,016 --> 01:13:37,343
You are a perfect liar.
900
01:13:39,801 --> 01:13:42,428
Don't get me wrong.
Perfect liars make perfect spies.
901
01:13:42,598 --> 01:13:45,844
The rest we can teach,
but subterfuge...
902
01:13:46,014 --> 01:13:47,932
...that comes naturally.
903
01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:53,476
Look, have fun tonight.
904
01:13:54,176 --> 01:13:57,053
Endgame only happens
once a year.
905
01:13:58,052 --> 01:14:00,099
Enjoy yourself.
906
01:14:34,094 --> 01:14:37,510
- Okay, what's the plan?
- There's security here, here and here.
907
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,926
We'll infiltrate through the rooftop
and take out the guards here.
908
01:14:41,096 --> 01:14:43,673
Through the vents,
rappel down the elevator shaft...
909
01:14:43,843 --> 01:14:46,590
...and then bungee-jump
down to the dance floor.
910
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,798
Okay, check. What next?
911
01:14:52,714 --> 01:14:55,681
"Tell her that you love her."
Scud, that's your plan?
912
01:14:55,841 --> 01:14:59,677
- That's not a plan!
- War is easy. Love is hard.
913
01:15:00,925 --> 01:15:02,344
Okay, so how's this?
914
01:15:02,514 --> 01:15:04,342
"My tour of duty
behind enemy lines...
915
01:15:04,511 --> 01:15:07,259
...has taught me to remain
vigilant to my core values:
916
01:15:07,428 --> 01:15:10,595
Bravery, loyalty and justice.
917
01:15:10,805 --> 01:15:13,842
And so it is a great honour
for me to accept this award..."
918
01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:15,340
Blah, blah, blah.
919
01:15:16,509 --> 01:15:18,886
What if she really loves her?
920
01:15:19,546 --> 01:15:22,552
I mean, what if Lucy
makes her happy?
921
01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:28,546
If you were really her best friend,
you'd probably let her go.
922
01:15:30,304 --> 01:15:32,802
You can't decide
matters of the heart.
923
01:15:33,301 --> 01:15:35,089
It is madness to try.
924
01:15:36,927 --> 01:15:38,965
It's time.
925
01:15:52,711 --> 01:15:54,798
Okay, so I just wrote down
a couple words...
926
01:15:55,008 --> 01:15:57,086
...explaining our version
of what happened...
927
01:15:57,296 --> 01:16:00,343
...and expressing your gratitude
at being honoured.
928
01:16:00,502 --> 01:16:02,091
And...
929
01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:04,878
...l'm sorry that we've been fighting.
930
01:16:05,048 --> 01:16:07,215
It's just I really want
what's best for you.
931
01:16:07,795 --> 01:16:09,423
I know.
932
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,088
All right. Your speech.
933
01:16:30,501 --> 01:16:32,589
Attention, D.E.B.S!
934
01:16:32,798 --> 01:16:34,377
Dudes!
935
01:16:38,672 --> 01:16:40,211
Once in a blue moon...
936
01:16:40,670 --> 01:16:42,798
...an exceptional young lady
comes along...
937
01:16:43,008 --> 01:16:48,592
...who truly exemplifies
what it means to be a D.E.B.
938
01:16:48,791 --> 01:16:52,667
Discipline. Energy. Beauty.
939
01:16:53,507 --> 01:16:56,673
Lucy Diamond's been spotted
infiltrating the...
940
01:17:02,207 --> 01:17:04,924
Secure every entrance
to this place, every floor.
941
01:17:05,084 --> 01:17:08,631
Nobody gets in or out
without my say-so.
942
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,499
Game over, Diamond.
943
01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:13,755
I have spent my life defending
this great country of ours...
944
01:17:13,915 --> 01:17:16,462
...and I have learned one thing:
945
01:17:16,672 --> 01:17:20,049
That sometimes
it's not on the battlefield...
946
01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:22,086
...where true courage is shown.
947
01:17:32,665 --> 01:17:36,831
Amy Bradshaw survived
one of the worst tragedies...
948
01:17:37,001 --> 01:17:39,748
...that could happen to a young lady.
949
01:17:39,918 --> 01:17:42,085
Kidnapped...
950
01:17:42,295 --> 01:17:45,002
...held hostage...
951
01:17:45,172 --> 01:17:47,170
...for seven terrible days.
952
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:49,537
- Matthews here.
- We're not seeing her.
953
01:17:50,496 --> 01:17:52,005
Look again!
954
01:17:52,165 --> 01:17:57,379
What fears she may have known,
none of us can fully appreciate.
955
01:17:57,919 --> 01:18:01,245
But she has agreed to tell us
part of what she learned...
956
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:03,463
...on her journey.
957
01:18:03,663 --> 01:18:09,996
It gives me great pleasure tonight
to give our greatest honour...
958
01:18:10,166 --> 01:18:12,333
...the Mary Jane...
959
01:18:12,503 --> 01:18:15,370
...to our very own perfect score...
960
01:18:16,579 --> 01:18:18,377
...Amy Bradshaw!
961
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:36,917
Courage.
962
01:18:37,377 --> 01:18:39,585
"Courage" is a big word.
963
01:18:39,994 --> 01:18:42,002
I did not know what courage
meant to me...
964
01:18:42,162 --> 01:18:46,208
...until I endured
seven agonizing days...
965
01:18:46,377 --> 01:18:48,495
...in captivity...
966
01:18:49,334 --> 01:18:50,373
Go.
967
01:18:51,872 --> 01:18:56,417
...captured and held hostage
by a madwoman.
968
01:18:56,577 --> 01:18:59,284
- Report.
- We've got nothing here.
969
01:19:11,161 --> 01:19:13,369
It was a routine mission
gone terribly wrong.
970
01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:24,617
I was separated from my squad
and knocked unconscious.
971
01:19:30,871 --> 01:19:33,208
I awoke in the arms of the enemy.
972
01:20:08,491 --> 01:20:12,077
Just the sound of my own desperate
thoughts to keep me company.
973
01:20:12,866 --> 01:20:18,281
If there is corruption in this city,
Lucy Diamond is behind it.
974
01:20:20,079 --> 01:20:25,073
If there is indecency to be found,
she is the root.
975
01:20:25,323 --> 01:20:29,579
If there is evil in this world,
its name is Lucy Diamond.
976
01:20:35,033 --> 01:20:37,281
It's not until moments like this...
977
01:20:37,490 --> 01:20:40,078
...when you are forced
to take stock of yourself...
978
01:20:40,287 --> 01:20:43,784
...that you see what you are made of.
979
01:20:44,783 --> 01:20:46,701
It's not until moments like this...
980
01:20:46,870 --> 01:20:49,827
...when you have to remember
what's right and true...
981
01:20:49,987 --> 01:20:54,113
...because it's moments like this
when you discover...
982
01:20:54,323 --> 01:20:56,490
...what it truly means
to be a D.E.B.
983
01:21:07,658 --> 01:21:10,575
Which is why I can't accept
this award from you tonight.
984
01:21:10,785 --> 01:21:12,653
Because the truth is...
985
01:21:12,823 --> 01:21:18,028
...the time I spent with Lucy Diamond
were the happiest days of my life.
986
01:21:19,156 --> 01:21:22,902
And the only brave thing
I've done this whole time...
987
01:21:23,072 --> 01:21:24,780
...is what I'm doing now.
988
01:21:27,028 --> 01:21:29,615
So if you'll excuse me...
989
01:21:30,574 --> 01:21:32,992
...I have a date with the devil.
990
01:21:36,818 --> 01:21:40,484
- Oh, my God!
- Was that in the speech?
991
01:21:40,983 --> 01:21:43,990
No, that's not in the speech.
992
01:21:55,408 --> 01:21:57,366
Son of a...
993
01:21:57,696 --> 01:22:01,402
Hostile has escaped and is on the run
heading towards sector 12.
994
01:22:16,985 --> 01:22:18,773
It's Lucy Diamond! She's here!
995
01:22:18,983 --> 01:22:21,031
Everybody, run for your lives!
996
01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:32,439
Let's do this.
997
01:22:47,024 --> 01:22:48,772
Oh, shit.
998
01:23:49,268 --> 01:23:52,894
- We've gotta stop meeting like this.
- I'm so sorry. I didn't even know what...
999
01:23:55,152 --> 01:23:56,940
Get a room.
1000
01:23:58,149 --> 01:24:01,026
- You are AWOL, soldier.
- Max, please.
1001
01:24:01,185 --> 01:24:02,234
- Freeze!
- Scud!
1002
01:24:02,394 --> 01:24:03,563
- Yeah?
- Not helping!
1003
01:24:03,773 --> 01:24:05,521
- My bad.
- Can't you see...
1004
01:24:05,691 --> 01:24:07,359
...she's breaking up the D.E.B.S?
1005
01:24:07,819 --> 01:24:09,936
What did I tell you
the first time I met you?
1006
01:24:10,476 --> 01:24:13,233
High-protein diets were overrated.
1007
01:24:13,393 --> 01:24:15,690
After that.
1008
01:24:16,689 --> 01:24:20,275
- That we'd always be friends.
- I meant it.
1009
01:24:22,393 --> 01:24:24,191
Max!
1010
01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:38,686
If you break her heart, I will
hunt you down and kill you.
1011
01:24:41,683 --> 01:24:43,481
Deal.
1012
01:24:49,644 --> 01:24:51,482
I'm counting on you
to keep her honest.
1013
01:24:52,062 --> 01:24:53,600
I will.
1014
01:24:59,144 --> 01:25:01,142
You guys better get going.
1015
01:25:04,399 --> 01:25:06,646
I never really liked you...
1016
01:25:06,806 --> 01:25:09,643
...but I'm sad to see you go.
1017
01:25:14,308 --> 01:25:18,314
- So where are you going to?
- I think, Barcelona.
1018
01:25:19,273 --> 01:25:21,141
I'll miss you.
1019
01:25:22,310 --> 01:25:24,268
- Can I have your room?
- Sure.
1020
01:25:25,646 --> 01:25:27,145
Okay.
1021
01:25:30,811 --> 01:25:32,689
Rule the school.
1022
01:25:32,849 --> 01:25:34,687
I always do.
1023
01:25:40,980 --> 01:25:43,558
There's a service exit that way.
1024
01:25:43,807 --> 01:25:45,436
Good luck.
1025
01:25:47,144 --> 01:25:48,762
And, Amy...
1026
01:25:49,851 --> 01:25:51,769
...be careful.
1027
01:26:01,848 --> 01:26:04,845
- Which way did they go?
- They went that way.
1028
01:26:20,559 --> 01:26:24,724
- Don't say I never gave you nothing.
- My stripes?
1029
01:26:24,894 --> 01:26:27,431
- Really?
- Really.
1030
01:26:28,141 --> 01:26:29,969
- Thank you!
- You're welcome.
1031
01:26:30,138 --> 01:26:32,476
Okay, okay. That's enough,
that's enough.
1032
01:26:32,636 --> 01:26:34,264
Okay.
1033
01:26:35,513 --> 01:26:37,351
I was wondering
if maybe you wanted...
1034
01:26:37,511 --> 01:26:39,179
Yes!
1035
01:26:39,349 --> 01:26:41,097
I didn't ask you anything yet.
1036
01:26:41,307 --> 01:26:43,554
Whatever it is, yes.
1037
01:26:43,804 --> 01:26:45,802
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