Original subtitles

Once upon a time near the end of the 20th century,

there lived a stupid man called dongchil in our country.

Starring Lee Bo-hee, Kim myung-gon, Lee hee-sung

special appearance Lee jae-hyeong, cho/ byung-cheol, you young-kook choreography Kim gyeong-ran / child acters Kim Yang-hm} Lee saem-mu/

Story & picture Lee Bo-ram Lee nu-ri

starring jeon shook, Kim jee-young, Lee suk-koo gang hui-ju, nam po-o'ong, Kim su-gyeong

ki/ dal-ho, choe seok, Yang seong-won, jeong young-kuk, Lee nan-si/ gang jae-ii, seo jeong-suk, park Jin-hee, mun cheoi-jae, Kim Sean-mi

Photograph baek young-ho / Korean film council processing lab props Kim ho-ki/

line producer Cho yonng-gi/ production manager Kim jae-geon, Lee wan-ho assistant director jang young-ii assistant cinematographer sin ok-hyun assistant gaffer choi jae-UN

music yi zong-go / synthesizer Kim yong-nyeon piano seo hyeon-suk / I/io/in Kim yun-hui ce/io jeon jeong-h wa / daegeum hwang in-wan percussion choi in-kyeong

cinematography seo jeong-min / lighting Kim kang-i/ editing Kim hee-su / recording Kim byeong-su / effect Kim k yeong-i/

Producer park Chong-chan / planning Kim jae-woong or/gina/ novel Lee dong-cheol/ screenplay yun si-mon director Lee jang-ho

Declaration of fools

Ready... go!

The motion picture is on the verge of extinction.

One day, dongchil met a guy who fell from the rooftop.

He was a movie director.

At that time, people weren't interested in movies.

They were only interested in sports.

The movie director killed himself.

Because of the dead movie director,

dongchil got a new watch, shoes, and clothes.

And some money.

Dongchil was very happy.

Birds are flying in. All sorts of birds are flying in.

Among them, the best one is a Phoenix. And the most welcomed one is the one brings longevity.

Faraway from men, the birds lived in the woods, hiding themselves.

A mountain pidgeon cries.

From this mountain, you hear coo-coo. From that mountain, you hear coo-coo.

It cries out from hunger.

It cries out from hunger.

Dongchil happened to see a woman.

She looked like a college student.

She was very pretty.

Dongchil followed the woman around.

Pap/lion, tteokbokki deep fries

A foolish college student killed herself because of her ugly toes.

The pretty woman didn't go inside the school.

She hung around in front of the school.

Dongchil wanted to get married to the woman.

Eventually, he decided to drag her away by force.

Dongchil had a dream.

Mimi wedding hall

bride 0h hyeyeong groom Lee dungchi/

The woman also had a dream.

But seek ye first the kingdom of god and his r/ghteousness.

Both dongchil and the woman woke up from their dreams.

She suddenly changed into a fearful woman.

Dongchil and yukdeok, the taxi driver, couldn't do anything.

In the old days, men were way stronger in our country.

In those days, it was expected that women would be weak.

But the woman had dongchil and yukdeok wrapped around her finger.

Dongchil thought that he was still dreaming.

It really doesn't make sense to me.

You definitely seem like a college student,

but why would a college student live at a place like this?

College? Me?

Are you crazy? I am not a college student.

You mean that you're not a college student?

You cannot see with those eyes of yours?

Look at me. Do I look like a college student?

Then why did you carry books with you?

You dunce. I did it to look cool.

Do you know fashion? It was for fashion!

Why did you wander around in front of the college?

Stupid sod...

That's because I wanted to go to college.

That was my dream.

Then, were you a fake student?

Why do you even care if I was fake or not?

It's none of your business.

I thought you were from a wealthy family.

Oh, where is my head... I forgot to turn off my taxi engine.

Give me the taxi fare!

Shit! What happened to my car?

I knew this was going to happen.

Do you know what happened to the taxi?

Oh no...

It got stolen.

Everything was riding on that taxi.

It wasn't even mine.

Someone left it to me for a car wash.

Now you have to be responsible for my life.

My life got screwed up because of you.

My life is already screwed up that

you can either fry me or boil me.

Do what you want. You need to care for me.

You have to take care of me. You have to.

You have to take care of me. I'm yours from now on.

- Hey! - You startled me.

Stop that bullshit.

Hey!

Oh!

- Hey! - Hey!

You still don't get it?! Hey!

You bastards, get out of here. Bug off!

Cheongnyangni station

Yukdeok who had his taxi stolen had no place to go.

And nothing to do.

So he had no choice but to hang around with dongchil.

Both of them were down and out.

Dongchil and yukdeok were hungry.

They were so hungry and were about to pass out.

I bought some chestnuts at Seoul

and hid them inside.

A toothless rat came and ate them all

except for the one last one.

[Gave the hull to my dad.

And the peel to my mom.

And the nut to my baby.

What should I eat?

The forecast 8 hours from now... 20 km radius variometer

Hey, girls! Take down the laundry!

It's raining. Take down your laundry now.

Hey, mija, I'm with a customer now.

Can you take care of mine too?

Okay, okay.

I'm hungry. Help us make money.

The streets are calling out to us. The streets are coming alive with joy.

The breeze is whispering. Blazing eyes.

Sing, sing, sing, sing. Sing of love on the streets.

We'll whistle as we go. The youth of tomorrow.

The sea is calling us. The sea of passion and youth.

Flags are flapping. The wind is strong.

Row, row, row, row. The sea of love.

The sea of love. The sea of love.

The cape of good hope is near. The sea way of luck.

Hey, get me a boiled egg.

Do you have herbtonic tea?

Do you have a rubber?

My friend came to Seoul and got a job.

She told me to come and see her, so I came.

But this city is like a maze.

She told me the place but I couldn't find it.

If you act like a country bumpkin in Seoul,

you'll get yourself into trouble.

Do you know where you are now?

Bad guys will grab you and steal your bag.

And molest you.

You're safe now. Just take it easy and follow me.

Another girl caught in the net.

Shut it!

How old is she?

- About 19, I guess? - Yes, correct.

She's young. Well, let's see her face first.

You don't even have to check.

She looks like a bumkin, but she's got a pretty face.

- Isn't that right? - Yes.

Dongchil and yukdeok helped the woman from the countryside

escape from the bad men.

But they got caught.

You bastards, I'm going to crush...

Hey, hey, hey. Stand back.

This is my double attack. I'll make sure you won't do that again...

- Did you bring the guys here? - Oh.

- I'll just leave then. - You know how much this will cost me?

I'll be out of here.

You want a piece of me? The nerve of her!

Get out of my way!

Come out here. Follow me.

Cheongnyangni station

Equipped with shower booths

yeonpo beach stage

I'm out of money. I have to start my business again.

It's the only thing I know how to do, making customers happy.

Go look for some customers.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

We'll make money. Don't think about doing that, please!

I'm not a newbie here.

Go get some customers!

One, two, three! You guys, still here!

Beach stress solution! Human sandbag, 100 won per punch

I'm leaving.

It's time to split up.

I'm leaving. Let's split up.

Why?

I don't feel good.

And why?

I hate this world.

That's strange.

I saw you with other man, and everything looked pitch dark.

It's because you have those black glasses on.

Dongchil loved the woman.

Dongchil left the woman he loved.

Yukdeok left the woman too.

The woman became alone again.

The wind is blowing and rustling the reeds.

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

the grass falls to hold onto the wind.

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

so you hold onto it? What for? If you don't, then what should you do?

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

the tired sun falls asleep at the edge of the sky.

The broken heart is scattered on the grass.

How can I go? How can I go without crying?

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

Tidy hair, old and dry hands, and the traces of years on your face.

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

the river of heaven flows away. My beloved is leaving me.

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

would we be able to lo ve when we 're both dead?

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

should I wait for my death? Or should I go with you?

How could I leave? When tears

my tears get in the way, and I cannot leave.

Hey, yah, hey hey, yah, hey

The special contract with the New York times headquarters.

Us-Russia summit.

- Flash fashion from us is on a trend. - Targeting for the election.

- April... - Off-the-shoulder t-shirt.

Flashdance the mo vie was released in us last April.

The population of our country is now over 40 million.

To every nation, there comes a moment to decide

Whether to stand with truth or falsehood in battle.

A new goal is in front of us, a new goal given by Jesus.

The choice twixt that darkness and that light.

Happy are the poor in spirit.

Happy are those who are delighted.

Happy are those who work for peace.

Happy are those who are persecuted because of righteousness.

Because we had great ancestors like dongchil and yukdeok,

our country is happy.

The end

translation: Alyssa Kim