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Hey. How's it going, Danny?

It's going great, Uncle Len.

Good, good, good.

I'm going to need those chairs

for the wedding reception tomorrow night.

They going to be ready?

They'll be ready.

Good, good.

Is everything okay, Danny?

Yeah.

I was just...

You know, listening to the party upstairs.

It just sounded like fun.

Yeah.

It's a group of soldiers shipping out tomorrow morning.

They deserve to have some fun their last night here.

Just wish I was going with them.

I know.

Well, you be thankful that that polio didn't leave you with more than a limp.

For a while there, none of us thought you were going to make it.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't.

Oh, you don't mean that.

Think of what that would've done.

But now all I am is a useless cripple,

a useless 4-F cripple.

Useless?

[chuckles]

Look at this fine workmanship, Danny.

This is a gift. Look what you can do with your hands?

Yeah, but I'd rather have a rifle in my hands,

going after the Japs or the Krauts.

I know.

Is Mr. Toulon still staying here?

Yeah, he's in his room upstairs. Wonderful old man.

He was in Europe, you know. He was fighting the Nazis.

Well, that's what he says,

but sometimes I think he's prone to tall tales.

No, Uncle Len, it's true.

You know, the Nazis killed his wife?

Mr. Toulon said the Nazis wanted to steal his puppets,

so now he even has a special hiding place

so they don't fall into the wrong hands.

It's because he has a secret.

He can make them move without the strings.

[laughing] No, Uncle Len, it's true, really.

I've seen it.

Come to think of it,

maybe he has some work for you. Huh?

Maybe you could help him with those puppets of his,

repairing them, fixing them up, that sort of thing.

Have you thought of that? I guess you're right.

I suppose I could ask him. You should.

After you're done here, I'm not going to have any work for you,

not for a while anyway.

And if I worked for Mr. Toulon,

Your mother needs to see you, Danny.

She misses you. So does your brother.

Yeah, I know. I miss them, too, but...

But...

But you don't want to be cooped up here

with your old uncle, either, huh?

Well, you'd rather be overseas fighting.

Hopefully the war will be over soon

and we won't need to fight anymore.

I'm going to let you get back to your work, Danny.

I'll tell the cooks to have dinner prepared for you in the kitchen

when you're done, huh?

[both laugh] How would that be, huh?

Thank you, Uncle Len. Okay.

[footsteps pattering]

[panting]

[panting, grunting]

[panting]

[screams]

[gasping]

[screams]

[cocks]

[fires]

Mr. Toulon?

You all right?

Mr. Toulon?

Oh, my God.

[people chattering]

[door opens]

What the devil?

[gasps] Danny.

Mom.

Great to see you.

I didn't think you'd be back till next week.

Your Uncle Lenny said...

Oh, yeah, we finished early.

What's all this?

Oh, it's just something I'm working on.

I'll take it over to my room.

Oh, leave it. Let me have a look at you.

I swear you've gotten taller.

Mom, I've only been gone for three weeks.

But for sure you've lost weight.

Sit down. Let me get some food in you.

Nonsense. Leave it.

Sit down. I'll fix you up a quick lunch.

Look out! [laughs]

Did that Uncle Len spoil you with that 20-year-old Scotch of his?

Come on, you know I didn't get any Scotch.

What?

Oh, that's right. You're an Ovaltine man.

Very funny, very funny.

Don't ship out for another week.

Do you know where you're going yet?

Not yet.

I hope not Japan.

It would be like we live there already,

Oh, hush, Donny.

They're Chinese, not Japanese.

What's the difference? [both giggle]

They've never given us a lick of trouble

in all the years we've been here.

Yeah, well, after the war,

I'm going to make enough money to get you out of Chinatown.

[chuckles]

I'm hoping they send me to Europe.

Wow, the Jerries.

Yeah, I'd love to get my hands on them.

It's cold over there right now, though.

I'm going to freeze my ass off.

And you've got to watch out for those Panzer tanks of theirs.

[Don] Oh, yeah. Enough talk about the war.

What else is there to talk about?

How about baseball

or this nice weather we're having?

Mom, come on. The war is what matters right now.

[sighs] I just don't like to think about it.

That's all.

Getting hurt over there.

I'll be okay, Mom.

God willing.

Look, you know I wish I was going over there with you, right?

I know, little brother.

Think about what that would do to Mom.

You know, the Mitchells down the street,

they got three boys serving...

Yeah, and have you seen Mrs. Mitchell lately?

Looks like she's aged 30 years.

We can't do that to Mom.

Handle what better, dear?

No, no, I don't want to be stuck here.

Look, I love you, Mom,

and I'd be going over to serve

if I wasn't a goddamn cripple.

Hey. Danny.

Well, it's true.

You may think your leg is a curse,

but to me it's a blessing.

Well, the Army doesn't know what they're talking about.

Honey. Nobody's saying you can't, Dan.

Just the way the ball bounced.

You have to do what you can from here in the home front.

Like what, restoring furniture?

No, no, I think you got something.

Why don't you build a special chair for Hitler?

He goes to sit down, and wham!

A spear goes right into his ass.

Don.

[Don] You he could make these things move without strings?

[Danny] I saw it.

I don't know. There's nothing cheap about it.

That's why I think he killed himself.

Because he didn't want to hand over his secret to those Nazis.

Nazis?

Come on, you're telling me that Nazis made the trip all the way here

to take some little puppets from an old man?

That's a little far-fetched even for you, little brother.

It's not the puppets that they wanted.

It's the secret to whatever makes them move.

Yeah, well, I think you've been reading too many of those pulps.

Huh.

What's this? [chuckles]

Oh, that's one Mr. Toulon was trying to repair.

[chuckles] Six arms, huh?

That's what we need against the Krauts.

[imitates gunfire]

Take that, you dirty Nazis.

[chuckles]

I don't even need a gun to kill those bastards.

You know how great I am at sneaking up on people.

Please, you don't have to remind me.

I stained my shorts when you got me earlier.

Yeah. If they send me to Japan,

I'll use my skills to sneak up on those Japs in the jungle...

[makes whooshing noise]

And slit their yellow throats.

Yeah, I bet you would.

[mock gasping]

Hey, there's a Duke double bill downtown tonight.

You want to go?

Come on, forget the puppets.

They're not going anywhere.

Let's have some fun together.

I'm only here for another week.

Call up that cute girl of yours. What's her name?

Beth.

Beth. She's a dame, huh?

Hey, have her bring her sister if she's got one.

Hm? All right.

[knock on door]

Yes?

We are looking for Roland Tomasi.

Tomasi is dead.

Leave your dramatic gestures to me.

[snickers] A woman?

Your astonishment is refreshing.

I would advise against using your weapon.

We're here to contact Tomasi. What happened to him?

As you know, Tomasi was a traitor as an American,

a fascist sympathizer,

a fifth columnist

willing to ally himself

with the Germans, such as yourself,

as well as the Japanese.

However, his treachery extended extended to those

he allied himself with.

When he betrayed me in a simple matter,

well, he met with an unfortunate end.

I have taken over his plan

to strike at the heart of the American war effort.

You're willing to stay if you wish,

or you may leave unharmed.

Klaus and I could just as easily take over this plan as you.

You mean if you kill me and my men,

but more likely we'd all kill each other.

What purpose would that serve?

The Germans and the Japanese are not friends,

yet we share a common enemy.

Perhaps we can work together.

Sake?

To making the American swine bleed.

Let me ask you something.

Why is a Japanese woman...

And I mean a beautiful Japanese woman...

Hiding in an opera house

in the heart of Chinatown?

What better place for a Japanese to hide?

Americans can't tell any of us apart anyway.

Your English is very practiced, very convincing.

May have to do something with the hair,

but it might work.

Yes, it might just work.

You all have these little holes.

Why is that?

Oh, no, Beth.

I'm late, I know. Again. My lunch hour is almost over.

Sorry.

Chocolates.

Well, at least that's something to eat.

I really am sorry, Beth.

I just got to working on those puppets

and kind of lost track of time.

Like Pinocchio, huh?

Don't be silly.

What's this?

Ben? Anybody I should be worried about?

He's just one of the guys on the floor

thanking me for getting his hours shifted around.

Mm-hm, you sure that's all?

Because I think I see your nose growing there, Pinocchio.

Hush, you're my man, and you know it, Danny Coogan.

See?

So you're been playing around with puppets, huh?

Is that your excuse, Coogan?

Hello, Mr. Gifford.

You're late for your lunch date

because you're playing around with puppets.

No, it's not that.

Oh, save it.

You'll learn your lesson soon enough

when some quicker guy is on the draw.

Yeah, I know.

I'm trying to run a plant.

I'm doing something for the war effort.

What happens if my invoices don't get filed

and one of my secretaries keels over from starvation?

It's okay, Mr. Gifford, really. I don't mind.

Yeah, well, I do.

I don't like you, Coogan.

A young guy like you should be fighting in the war,

not playing with stupid puppets.

I would be fighting, Mr. Gifford.

I want to be fighting,

Oh, stop bawling.

I lied about my age so I could go over to France

and fight for my country,

so stop whining about your goddamn leg.

Why, you...

Yeah. You better think twice, Coogan.

Lucky you got your girl here

to save your ass.

You got 10 more minutes, Beth.

Yes, Mr. Gifford.

Don't mind him, Danny.

He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Yes, he does.

What do you mean?

He's right.

But your leg.

I should've lied, like he did.

I should find some way around it

instead of sitting around here feeling sorry for myself.

Danny, don't.

That jerk Gifford is right about Beth.

She's not going to wait around for a guy like me.

What does a great girl like that want with a cripple anyway?

She had flowers on her desk from some guy at the plant,

probably some guy with big muscles,

who's really handsome, some guy who's going to do his time at the plant

and go over and serve,

some guy way better than me.

Look at me.

There's a war going on out there,

and I'm stuck here talking with a bunch of stupid puppets

all because of this game leg.

I should be able to fix you right up.

What is that?

Oh, my God.

You are alive.

[both laughing]

How do you... How do you like it?

What island?

Uh...

You've got to be quiet, okay? We're going to surprise her.

Look, I'm even on time for lunch. Can you believe it?

You've got to be still now, all right?

What is it?

What's wrong?

[laughs]

Hey, honey. Wow, you're right on time for lunch.

Let me call Ripley's.

Who was that guy? Who?

The guy who was just in here. Who was that?

That's Ben. I told you before.

He's one of the guys that works on the floor.

He just needs somebody to talk to sometimes. That's all.

Yeah, well... There's nothing to be jealous about.

Well, I bet you his name isn't Ben.

What are you talking about? Your friend?

He's one of the guys who killed Mr. Toulon

up an the inn a couple weeks ago.

Remember I told you about it?

Yes, but Ben?

His name isn't Ben.

He's a Nazi.

[laughs] Don't be ridiculous.

I saw his face, Beth.

He bumped into me when I was going to help Mr. Toulon.

I mean, he looks a little bit different,

but that's definitely him. I'm sure of it.

Ben, a Nazi?

You're being paranoid, honey.

I'm not being paranoid.

All of his papers are in order.

I checked them myself.

Besides, he's not from Germany, silly.

He's from Burbank, for heaven's sake.

What's in the bag?

Nothing. I mean, what does it matter?

You don't believe me anyway.

Danny, don't be like that.

Come on, just show me.

He's a Nazi, and I'll prove it to you.

Danny.

[Man] Big Ben.

Brooklyn Dodgers going all the way this year.

Oh, I've got to go with St. Louis.

[groans] You've got to be kidding me.

Bunch of rummies, those guys.

We'll see about that.

Want to make it interesting?

Let's talk tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah. Have a safe night.

Heil Hitler.

I knew it. Hitler-loving Nazi scum.

For nearly a week,

you have been entrenched

within the enemy's own back yard.

No difficulties?

None.

I've even made a few friends.

All I have to do is badmouth us Krauts

or especially you Japs,

and I fit right in.

Oh, and talk about baseball,

and this is the toughest part.

Strikes, runs, errors...

Damn ridiculous sport.

It all sounds promising, very promising.

So were you able to procure the item?

I've been flirting with the cute girl that sits in the office.

And she suspects nothing?

She's quite taken by me.

What can I say? It must be my good looks.

You Germans are far too satisfied with yourselves.

Confidence.

After charming the girl,

it was an easy thing to snoop through her office

when she was out with her boss.

Good, very good.

This appears to be the loading bay.

Let's see what you guys can do.

And this...

That is a storage room that's always locked.

No one is allowed in there.

It must be where they are keeping their secret ingredient.

Ingredient?

Yeah. Tomasi had a theory

the Americans are planning to use a new material.

We do not know what it is called,

but it doesn't matter.

This new material

and the secret storage room

appears to be right next to the break room.

Perfect. Perfect.

[rattles]

[speaks German]

It is a simple device,

but powerful.

Set the timer and walk away.

A perfect fit.

In two days, when you go to work,

leave it in the break room,

set the timer, and exit.

The explosion will ignite the storage room,

detonating this secret material with it.

Setting off a chain reaction.

The entire facility, the workers,

and all the new bombs inside

will be engulfed in moments,

crippling their war efforts.

I admire your planning, lovely Ozu.

And you, Max, on your subterfuge.

The puppets.

[screams]

Get them.

Get that boy!

The puppets. Puppets?

The old man's puppets.

Toulon's, the one we were sent here to find.

He killed himself...

A true coward...

Looks like you got in a pretty good lick.

Damn Nazis.

Honey? What's all the noise in here?

Uh, nothing, Mom. I'm sorry if I woke you.

I heard you come home. It's late.

Is everything okay?

All right.

Well, be sure you're home for dinner tomorrow night.

We're having a little celebration for your brother.

He ships out soon, you know.

Yeah, I know. I'll be here.

All right, good night. Night.

[sighs]

Came out okay, too.

These are blueprints

to the plant where Beth works.

That Nazi's been imitating a Yank

so he can get access to the plant.

He's planning on blowing it up.

We've got to find a way to stop them.

I knew I could count on you guys.

What are you doing up?

I couldn't sleep.

Oh, wow.

That sandwich looks great.

Did you leave some for me?

Yeah, there's plenty.

Oh, good.

Hey, Don,

can I talk to you really quick?

Hey, little brother, let me get some of that grub in me,

and them I am all ears for you, okay?

Oh. [Laughs] Excuse me, madam.

It's nice to meet you. [laughing]

You've been drinking.

Just a few.

Went down to the Duke double bill downtown.

Again? We just saw that last week.

And then... then we went to McGinty's.

Oh, that's where I saw this girl.

Whoo, her name was Gale, and...

Or Marsha.

Uh... [laughs]

Anyways, little brother,

the gams on this girl...

I mean, they were up to her neck.

Whoo-hee-hee. Shh.

Oh... Oh, shh-shh. Don't wake Mom.

Hey... Hey, how's your girl?

How's that going?

I don't know.

What? What's wrong?

I just don't think it's going to work out.

All those guys down at the plant, they all got their eye on her.

So what?

You've just got to make sure

that you're the only one she's thinking about.

One of those other guys gets in the way,

you just pow. [Chuckles]

Show them who's boss, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

Don't you forget that. Okay?

Sure, Don.

Mm.

Now, what is it you wanted to tell me about those dolls?

They're puppets.

Oh, sorry.

Those puppets.

What about them?

Oh, forget it. I'll tell you later.

You sure? Yeah.

All right.

Mm.

No, he's right.

Even though I can't go overseas and fight,

I can still do my bit right here at home.

Somebody's got to stop those guys from blowing up the plant, right?

You guys with me?

[knock on door]

Come in.

Hey, sweetie.

Wow, you look great.

And for my own special soldier.

Thanks, honey.

[Beth] Are you okay?

Oh, yeah. Look, forget about all that.

I'm sorry I was being such a jerk.

Oh, come here, though. I need to show you something.

Yeah. There are bigger problems.

What do you mean?

It looks like a blueprint.

Uh-huh, to the plant.

But... [sighs]... How did you get this?

From your new friend Ben.

What? Yeah, I followed him last night,

after he got off work, and he went to this opera house in Chinatown,

not that far from here

and three Japs. One of them was this dragon lady,

and they're all in this together, Beth.

In what together?

They're planning on blowing up the plant.

They had a bomb.

You're really serious, aren't you?

And they're planning on putting it here,

near the field depot. When?

Two days from now.

Look, I overheard everything.

If this is true, you've got to tell somebody.

Yeah, and who's going to believe me?

I have enough trouble getting you to believe me,

let alone anyone else.

I'm the boy who cried Nazi.

So what are you going to do?

[sighs]

I'm going down there, to that opera house.

Danny. Don't worry.

I'm just going to take some pictures.

I'll make somebody believe me,

and I'll be all right.

I've got help.

Who?

They won't hurt you.

Oh, my God. How are they moving?

It's Toulon's secret. I found it.

It's all right.

Yeah, go ahead.

I'm so sorry, Danny.

Sorry for what?

Look, I need you to stay here and help Mom with the party.

If she wonders where I am, just make up some excuse.

I'm worried you're be hurt, Danny.

With these guys helping me, I'll be all right,

and don't worry. Like I said, I'm just going to take some pictures.

* [slow jazz]

[scratches]

Infernal racket.

[speaks German]

I take it you are upset.

Stay calm, Buddha.

Klaus!

What's happening here?

Nothing more.

Isn't that right, my dear Klaus?

We don't have time for this nonsense.

Our mission may be in jeopardy.

Because of the boy?

He can't know anything.

If he does, he must be taken care of.

How?

I've been on the phone with the Bodega Bay Inn.

It seems our boy was restoring furniture for them

during his stay.

His address...

here in Los Angeles,

not far from where we are.

Once again, fate at work.

Get the boy and his puppets.

Let nothing stand in our way.

Heil Hitler. F r der F hrer.

Perhaps we should celebrate our upcoming victory, Ozu.

What did you have in your mind, my dear Max?

Maybe something to unite our partnership.

Do not mistake me

as a Western harlot

or one of your German whores

who find your arrogance arousing.

Have I made my point clear, my dear Maximilian?

How's it coming in there, dear?

Let me take those.

Well, if you think so.

I know so. Go on.

Okay. Um...

[gasps] You frightened me.

What are you doing, sneaking around like Béla Lugosi?

That's what I do, Ma.

Don, you weren't supposed to be home until 6.

You ruined the surprise.

Oh. Oh, look at that.

It's nice. Thanks.

But what's Danny going to think?

What do you mean? He knows we're having the party.

Yeah, but he wishes he was going over there

to fight with the rest of us.

This is just going to remind him that he's not going.

You guys should have the party for him, too.

We are. I've got a few surprises for him.

I'm going to wear a new dress that I bought.

Plus I made him his favorite apple pie.

Ooh. The pie!

I've already taken the pie out, hon. It's perfect.

You're a life saver.

Where is Danny anyway?

Wood staining stuff?

You know, whatever he uses for his job.

Oh, yeah, hammer and nails, all that technical jazz.

You.

We'll call you when it's ready.

You guys are shipping me out before I get shipped out.

[laughs]

[knock on door]

Oh, that must be the mailman

with that package from Aunt Jane.

Yes? Can I help you?

[gasps]

[gun fires]

[shutter clicks]

[whispers] With these pictures,

Bring these bastards down in no time.

Oh, no.

Mom.

[weeping] Oh, God.

[weeping]

I'm sorry that I wasn't here.

[coughing]

Don. Don!

Don, hang on. I'll go get help. Hang on.

No, there's no time, little brother.

He took Beth.

I know that.

You stay still. Save your strength, okay?

You go get them.

You... go get them.

[coughs]

[gasping]

[gasping]

Don?

Don?

Don?

[weeping] No, Don.

I'm going to get those bastards, Don.

And you're going to help me.

So part of you can keep on living, okay?

Just as long as you don't mind being inside a Jap.

Please work.

Toulon.

[mutters]

Come on.

[mutters]

How do you feel?

You know, we can really use those sneaking skills of yours.

Here.

Wow.

[grunting]

Stop! Touch her again, it'll be the last thing you remember.

I apologize for their conduct.

You're no better than they are.

To you, perhaps, it may seem that way,

but, again,

I apologize.

I don't care about your apologies.

By now, of course, you know my name is not Ben.

You're a Nazi, just like Danny said.

A soldier following orders.

For Hitler.

The leader of the new world.

Not if our boys have anything to say about it.

[floor board creaks]

What's going on here?

Your men are savages.

They are men

with the needs and desires of men.

I see,

Yet the desires of you men,

your animals, must be granted?

Is that it?

Don't be jealous.

It does not befit a leader.

We tied the girl here in the center of the stage

so that no one can attempt to free her without our seeing.

I understand, but does that mean she must be toyed with?

Why do you care?

She's nothing but bait.

Does not a dead worm on a hook still attract a fish?

She is not a worm.

You seem to have developed feelings for this little tramp.

Do not let this cloud your judgment.

I hope you don't expect me to thank you.

No, I don't expect you to understand, either.

What don't I understand?

You can never understand the cause of which I am fighting for.

The slaughtering of innocent people

by a mad dictator?

That's not a cause. That's evil.

You'll never defeat freedom and democracy.

Perhaps in a different time

and a different life

we could've meant something to each other.

I'd rather be dead.

You may just get your wish.

[floor creaks]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[gagging]

[grunts, gurgling]

Good job.

[gagging continues]

[chair topples, glass clatters]

[radio crackling] Can your hear me?

Can you?

Excellent. Yes.

It is going well here, Commander.

Yes, he will be killed.

As will the two Germans.

And we will take the boy's secret,

the one the Germans are so eager to control.

Yes, it will belong to Japan...

to the Emperor.

Hello?

Hello, Commander?

You'll never win the war.

You might kill me and Danny.

Even if you blow up the plant, you still won't win.

Does your mother know what you do for a living?

I bet if she did, she'd be ashamed of you.

Not that you care, of course.

You've probably been a disappointment to her

your whole life, haven't you?

Ever since you were a German boy

pulling the wings off of German flies.

She probably did the best she could, didn't she?

But you're hopeless.

[screams]

The boy, he's here.

And here I thought my wardrobe was extravagant.

What you call extravagance

I call pride.

You Nazis,

Let's go.

It seems your men have proven to be quite useless.

If these two are an example of Japan's finest,

your country has no hope for winning this war.

They were killed by magic.

There is no defense against sorcery.

They were killed by a boy and his puppets.

[gasp] Danny. Oh, thank God.

I... You...

and Don...

I know. I know.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

Don's still here in spirit,

and he wouldn't want us crying right now.

We'll both cry about it later, okay?

Right now we've got to get you out of here.

Okay? That's my girl.

Come on.

Klaus!

Your man proved to be no more efficient than my own.

It appears only you and I remain.

We must find them before they escape.

You take the rear. I will guard the front.

For the Emperor. F r der F hrer.

We shall see.

We've got to go, Tunneler.

You have performed admirably, but now it's over for you.

What's in the bag?

Drop it, boy.

Danny.

It'll be okay.

American surrenders.

Very good.

Ninja?

Are we not come from the same cloth, Ninja?

Aah! Aah!

[yells]

No!

[footsteps running]

The F hrer will be very pleased.

Looking for something?

Where's the bomb?

There's no way we're going to let you blow up the plant.

Where is it?

[click]

[ticking]

The timer's counting down!

Yeah,

and he'll flip the switch and set it off

before the timer goes, too,

unless, maybe, you want to be blown up.

Isn't that what your kamikaze pilots do?

They blow themselves up for the cause.

[speaking Japanese]

Dedicated and brave.

[Danny] Okay.

To nosedive your airplane into the belly of a battleship.

But brave? I don't know about that.

Think about it.

We aren't the ones holding the bomb.

Order it to move away from the bomb.

No.

Besides, I don't think he likes you very much,

and I know he doesn't like the German.

After all, the Germans killed his master, Mr. Toulon.

The sorcery is truly powerful.

And that's why you'll never get your hands on it.

[Max] Do not be so confident.

[clicks timer off]

You've done well up to this point, boy,

much better than I ever could've expected from a cripple.

But victory is far from assured.

You'll still never get the secret.

Once again you speak before victory is in hand.

Danny, he's got the puppet.

I knew our alliance would prove to be fruitful, my dear.

Step away, dear.

Lay down your sword.

I should've known that Nazis cannot be trusted.

You have no code of honor.

Well, I have the puppets and the gun, so stay back!

The serum that's in those puppets

will only last a limited time.

Where's the rest of it?

It's hidden.

Then you will take me to it.

Like hell.

Oh, but you will.

First I will do things to your girl

that you have never even dreamt of doing.

Then I will hurt her, badly, all while you watch.

And if that is not good enough,

then I will begin torturing you,

and if anyone who knows torture, it is we Nazis.

Our doctors have devised such unimaginable techniques

used in the death camps of Auschwitz and Dachau.

Yeah, how to torture innocent civilians.

Oh, we torture soldiers, too.

In our prisoner-of-war camps

we torture many of Allied soldiers,

men who served their country more nobly than you,

men of true value and integrity,

strong specimens, not worthless cripples like you!

[blade whooshes]

[liquid gurgling]

She's gone.

She took the puppets with her.

Except for Ninja, Blade, and Pinhead.

If it's war that Jap wants,

we'll give it to her.