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It's nice here. The fence is good. You cut your hair yourself, right?

-Gardener. - That's it, yes? It is good.

- Was unsure if you had it in you. -Right ...

Could you get the maid to bring me a small glass of wine too?

-Aren't you supposed to catch an early flight tomorrow? -A small glass of wine goes well.

No, because it's not the maid.

Here you have learned from the best, I must say. Shall I say hello, right? What's her name?

Esmeralda.

Is she like me...

No. She that I paid to be here when you came?

But, Pål ... So damn, is the taxi meter still running?

Do you think she's here because she wants to be here?

OK.

What is going to happen now is as follows: I have agreed with a lawyer -

- about starting the process to transfer the company and the funds it disposes of, -

- back to me. These will be documents that you and I must sign.

Then you get a fee of a couple of hundred thousand, then you are free to do whatever you want.

I'm going on a little trip to Saint Tropez now. That means that you and your lady -

- have about a week to pack.

There is nothing to be upset about here, Pål.

You are going back to the primary industry. Nothing to be ashamed of. It will be fine for you.

Really nice to see you.

I wish you a good night, Pål.

Hello. Passport and ID papers, please.

Passport. Yes it is fine.

Passport or ID?

What is the purpose of the visit?

-The purpose? -Why are you coming to Norway?

- My boyfriend lives there. -Can I see your visa?

What is your boyfriends name?

Henrik.

- Welcome, sir. -Thanks.

-Welcome abord. -Thanks for that.

I do, I do, I do.

-Ready for today's magic tricks? - Oh yeah.

Last month, the IEA presented a report.

The conclusion is that in ten years , investments in renewable energy must triple -

- to avoid the globe becoming two degrees warmer, African climate refugees -

- and the collapse of world society. In parallel, all fossil fuels must be banned.

The entire fleet will be electric.

No politician will be elected without promising a lot of renewable energy.

But it is going too slowly if the state is to expand. They know that, so they open the gates to the private ones.

- We are here to help. -And avoids being invaded by people from developing countries.

- But we can sleep with them. -Shut up for two seconds.

Then you will learn how to stay with all the shares without investing capital.

-Tell me more. - This is one of the places where it blows the most.

285 days a year it is at least 6 meters per second. 85 percent of the time there is onshore wind.

Development and the first year of operation are budgeted at 5.7 billion.

We borrow that from institutional investors. Ordinary people's pension money.

The pension funds are desperate for investments that provide steady, long-term returns.

In addition, it should be green and environmentally friendly.

If you tick everything, you get billions thrown at you.

Even if you don't go in with equity. The sum is loaned to our company in Luxembourg.

The pension funds receive returns in the form of interest on the bond loans.

And our company is the sole owner.

-What is our return? - A billion a year.

-I love it! -Right?

-Shouldn't we just have a drink? -Yes!

-Smell my hair. -Why?

Just smell my hair.

- It smells delicious. -Good.

What did you think it would smell like?

Vomiting.

-It almost has to be followed up by a "why"? - I put up with it, so...

I stopped by the hotel room of your porn twins yesterday.

-Hello. - I am Santa Claus.

I'm here to give you a white Christmas.

I wanted to show these ladies how to do it.

Show that I'm better than the little boys they make movies with.

I decide that I will make it go to hell for her.

I have good confidence in that.

It's going great, I hear she's there. "Good, my boy."

Now I'm just going to hold her until she screams and tells me to stop.

Fuck deg!

Phew, what the…

Hello, Santa. who is your daddy

No, I'm done here.

What happened?

I was told that you are withdrawing the review?

I understand that it feels like the investigation is taking an incredibly long time.

It's not that. He is there all the time.

Inside my head. But also physically.

I have seen him many times outside my apartment.

- I don't know how he knows where I live. - He has a restraining order.

It helps a lot. And I have a violence alarm.

I pressed it once. It took 20 minutes before someone came.

- It shouldn't be like that. - No, but that's how it is.

If he wanted to kill me, he could do it four times before anyone came.

Is that why you are withdrawing the review?

Is the alternative that he takes revenge because I reported him, -

- and he will, so yes.

If you don't testify, I'm not sure about getting him convicted.

He has flooded Økokrim with papers, and a lawyer has reported me for harassment.

But we'll take him.

I promise you that.

I need you to help me.

OK.

I must go.

It looks Russian.

- I have a little surprise for you. -I actually also have one for you.

I don't have that. Only my company, and that's enough.

- Welcome, gentlemen. -You look better than ever.

- Guys, this is Marigold. - Is that the surprise?

- It's good to be here. -A pleasure. Here is a small welcome gift.

-A very much better trip right away. -Follow me.

- So completely decided! - Now we're getting started, then.

Did we bring swimming trunks, guys?

-Yes! -Are you coming? The surprise is ready.

Hi girls!

You are the world's finest, most delicious tour guide. I have to say that.

- Now, is everyone happy? -Absolutely.

-Over the rainbow somewhere. - We will deal with this rainbow, yes.

Medium.

It costs just under 40,000. For a much more expensive bottle, you would have had the whole orchestra.

But before it all clears up here, Adam. Have we received the grant for development?

Within a week. They must reduce emissions by 55 per cent in eight years. They can't say no.

Now we have to concentrate a little more on getting drunk, I know.

Of course we're going to get drunk. We're not going to talk about work, just get drunk and have a good time.

Speaking of having a good time. The surprise is here. I'll be right back.

Enjoy!

- He was fit. -Yeah right?

You don't look so good.

I understood you need to borrow money?

Mm.

They say William is alive, so then…

Or so some say.

The lawyer and the bank won't say anything, so then my account is blocked.

- Yes, temporarily. - Celine...

I heard there was an incident at Beth's the other day?

-Have you been there? -No.

People talk.

You, how much do you need?

I have also received a notice of closure of the electricity!

-Now it's school trips and kindergarten... -I didn't ask what you need for.

No, of course. You didn't.

50,000, maybe?

Do you have an account?

-No. - You might have to create one, then?

Send me the account number when you have it and I'll transfer.

Fine, thank you very much. It was very kind.

You, I just thought maybe…

Wouldn't it be nice to go out and have a glass of wine at the Thief?

You had a meltdown inside Beth's.

You won't find a single person who wants to take a glass of wine out with you now.

What?!

-William? - That's how it can go.

You cannot die!

- I'm bad at it. - Can you take it right away?

Why was it a good idea to take your life? And why did you let us think you were dead?

The most important question first: Has anyone rented one like that for me too?

We don't actually have that, William. We thought you were dead.

But Adam must have hired someone extra. So it's just a matter of choosing.

-And no one has looked special? - We were thinking of taking the chair game.

- Yes, it goes on and on? Then we drive. - Tell me!

- We sit down and take it quickly and efficiently. -Damn!

So I am standing on the edge of the cliff in the mountain there.

I stare down into a waterfall and think that now I'm going to die.

I feel the foam from the waterfall on my face.

I feel my heart rate slow down, and then I become completely calm.

It's just one step forward and it's all over.

But then the damn phone rings.

- Then it's Pim who calls. -Who is Pim?

- It sounds very au pair. -Yes, the woman I tried to sleep with while she was sleeping.

She calls and asks how I am. That's how she is.

It completely crushed me. Difficult to motivate oneself to go up the rock again.

I decide to give life one more day.

I lie down on the ground there, look up at the sky, the trees and the stars.

Then a name comes to me.

Gerald Cotten. Gerald Cotten dies relatively young in India.

Two billion in crypto. The money was never found, because he had all the passwords.

Many believe that he bought himself a death certificate and is alive. I think: I'll take a Cotten.

I went down to the village, got hold of clothes and shoes. Purchased train tickets with a Cayman card.

I am in Hakadal. Not a place to recommend.

Spent a week in Europe in tourist class. Not to be recommended either. Little deodorant, lots of noise.

Everything passes in a kind of marinade of beer and wine. Germany, France, Italy.

Ended up in Greece. Schengen all the way, no one asks for a doctor.

Got to join a freighter to Morocco. Walked around the souk in Marrakech and thought:

You can also live like that. Celebrate my birthday there.

Lived in a Bedouin resort in the desert. Surprisingly nice and meditative.

Just sand, sky and horizon. Came closer to myself than I have been since I was a child.

Complete inner peace.

But eventually it got a bit quiet. The voices began to roar again.

So I saddled up and went on and finally ended up in a desperate situation.

I had to use a different card than the one from Cayman.

I know what will happen when I pull it. Then the warning lights go on, they start looking.

I think: The battle is lost. I might as well resurrect.

I then go straight back to what is the center of my life: you.

Now I'm here and I feel good.

If there is only one time in your life when you can raise this toast, it is now. For life and for death.

And to live as much as possible within the framework of the total meaninglessness that surrounds us.

Well, well... Time for something new.

-Another surprise. How delightful. - I didn't know there were four of you.

-Don't think about him. -He is dead. Let me explain:

Whenever life gets you down ...

-No. - Come on, boys!

Keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind.

Come on, then, William.

And when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope

and nobody's there to throw you a line.

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go,

come on and take a walk in my shoes.

Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string.

-'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues. -All of his blues.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and my troubles start a-meltin' away.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and the happy times are coming to stay.

I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants.

And the feeling's like a sunshiney day.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and everything is going my way.

Everything is going my way.

Everything is going my way.

Yum!

Hi, it's Henrik Kranz. I can't answer the phone. Leave a message.

Hello, it's ... Magdalena.

I just wanted to say that I am in Oslo.

I would like to just meet you again.

I just wanted to say I'm here and this is my number by the way.

But you knew that.

Have it.

New accounts ready. Need the new identity. Regards, Zuzy, the asset manager.

-Hello. -Sit down.

What does a wealth manager do? I'm like a financial butler.

My clients have a lot of money they want to keep. My job is to place them -

- so the wealth appears as little visible and is not taxed.

I create the companies, open accounts and move values. And you ...

Does not exist. You have a credit card with no name on it. Bills are sent to me.

Larger sums are transferred to the lawyers' client account, and you can buy a villa unnoticed.

What do you need?

I want to get hold of my ex-husband's money , which he must have hidden in such accounts.

They cannot be traced to me, because the money is not there.

-And your husband has a wealth manager? -I believe so.

If we can find his money? Maybe.

Can I get them if he has a good manager? No.

-Michael said you could help me. - Your husband was taken with a boatload of money?

- Yes, 45 million. - Didn't they confiscate the money?

They could not prove where the money came from. They are preparing a case.

Then he probably couldn't move the money either, then?

I do not think so.

Should we offer a way to move the money that is easier than by boat?

What is it?

I do not know. I was just expecting a man.

Everyone does.

-Damn, I know your wallet. - It's not as easy as in porn films.

But you have the hips, you control this, I just lie here. That's a lot of balls!

We switch.

Oh! Damn!

-I know your little damn wallet! -Just close your eyes.

Henrik, listen here. I love you, but not in that way. Let me know when you're done.

- I was actually dead for a while. -How long then?

About a year. A little more.

-What happened to your face? - I am the picture of Dorian Gray.

Life is going to destroy you.

And you can't do anything to stop it.

-Do you work? -Go in.

I'm just getting everything ready for tomorrow.

It has become a bit more touristy here since last time.

It won't be tomorrow.

On the contrary. You must be invited.

-What is the criterion? -You must be rich.

Then you will feel very good.

Have you seen Jeppe?

-What's your name? - Hopeless dog.

-Higher. - Hopeless dog.

-What the hell is your name! - Hopeless dog.

And!

And you shall call me mistress.

I understand that you are hired to play these fun games.

And I'm all for it. But there is one thing I need to know:

Can I cuddle you afterwards? Because you are very pretty.

-What happened in there? - Nothing really. Where are the others?

Henrik is fucking, William is thinking about death, I think.

And ...

Are you all right, William?

No, I'm standing and waiting. She hasn't come.

No, it will be fine.

Hey!

-Hello! - Sorry I was so late.

Hi, it's Henrik Kranz. I can't answer the phone now. Leave a message.

Adam ...

I don't know anything. Adam, come back. Adam!

There was so damn much space here.