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- Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
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- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
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Oh!
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Ah!
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- Ch-ch-ch.
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Ah, okay.
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Okay.
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Cowboy.
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Ah-num-num-num!
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Ah-num-num-num!
Ah-num-num-num.
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Hello. Hello.
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Good morning.
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I have to pay my taxes.
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- Madloba.
Madloba.
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Madloba.
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- Didi madloba. Didi madloba.
- Madloba.
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- Didi madloba.
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Didi madloba.
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- Madloba. Madloba.
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- Didi madloba.
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- Madloba.
- Didi madloba.
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And, uh...
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- Ah, no.
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Didi madloba.
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- Madloba.
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- Did you shit?
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- Little gatito shits.
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- Oh...
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- Take a picture!
Take a picture!
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- Can you... can you reach...
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Can you reach here?
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- Yeah, but not after
doing some of them.
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- But can you do it like that?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Number one, my friend!
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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- Your wife?
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- Fiancée...
will be his wife.
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- She can carry?
- She can carry, yes.
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- Yeah, don't...
don't worry about me.
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No, I'm strong.
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- Number one, my friend!
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My friend.
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- Number one.
Yeah.
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- Without horse,
without donkey...
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100 lari a day.
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- In Svaneti, it was 60 a day.
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- In Svaneti, yeah,
but here's Khevi.
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- Yeah, I know.
- Local price.
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- My friend, number one!
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- Why don't we...
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Can we make it
a little bit cheaper?
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- Do you want this?
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- Yep.
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Shh.
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- Madloba!
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- Madloba.
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- Denver Nuggets!
- Yeah, Denver Nuggets.
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- Didi madloba!
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- You said "thank you" to him.
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- "Madloba" means...
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- That's "thank you."
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Gamarjoba. Gamarjoba.
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- Gamarjoba.
- Gamarjoba.
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- Hey, be careful.
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He is not pet dog.
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He can bite.
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah, yeah, really.
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And he has... fleas.
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Dirty dog.
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- Look at that goat.
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It has three horns.
- Yeah.
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- The king sheep.
- Mutant.
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Mutant.
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- You always have
a goat with sheep.
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Goat is very smart,
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and sheep is stupid.
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And sheep will follow goat.
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If goat fall off rock,
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sheep fall too.
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- So are we your sheep?
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- Whoa.
Stampede.
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- One, two, three, four.
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- Hey, hey!
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Wait me! Ho!
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- What?
- Wait me.
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Give me rucksack.
- No, no, no, it's okay.
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It's okay, Dato.
- No, no.
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- It's okay.
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I'm fine.
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- Oh!
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- Be careful!
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No, no, I'm fine.
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I don't need help.
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It's okay.
I'm fine.
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Thank you.
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Oops!
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- You okay?
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
Fine.
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- What is it?
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- Very nice stone.
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I don't know English name.
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Georgian name is...
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It help many problems...
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liver problems,
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stomach problems...
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Kidneys problems.
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And in Asian country,
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this is very expensive.
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$800.
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- Wow.
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- And it make your skin
very good,
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is very beautiful,
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like baby's ass.
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You can take.
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- Thank you.
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I just have to rub it all over
my body every day,
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and I'll be perfectly healthy.
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And beautiful.
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- After shower.
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- Hey.
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You think he just made that up?
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- Let's see.
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- No, no, don't lick it.
Don't lick it.
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Don't lick it.
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Let's see it.
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- Hold it for a second?
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Come back with my rock.
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- No.
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Give me the rock.
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It's amazing.
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- Hey, come.
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- Alex...
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- Come on.
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Okay.
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- Three weeks,
and you become a bear.
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- I know, I'm gonna... l'm gonna
shave it when we get back.
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- Hey, guys?
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Do you know what this is?
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- What is it?
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- You can eat.
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Eat it.
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Good?
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- Mm, strong.
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- Mm, it...
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- So now we are waiting
two hours.
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And after, you will die.
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Die.
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Sorry.
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- We what?
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We die?
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- Sorry.
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This is joke.
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Th is is k'vliavi.
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Good.
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00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,305
- What is it?
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- It's cumin.
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- Mm-hmm.
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00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:41,405
- What is that?
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- You know, Chinese government
say we are too much people,
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and we must...
some people, castration.
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And... but Chinese doctors
is not enough.
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And come...
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- What happened?
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- Okay.
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Yeah.
Ready?
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Let me go a bit...
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There... no, a bit more.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Ah, yes.
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- Ah.
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Didi madloba.
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- Okay.
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- You're welcome.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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- So...
- So!
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Castration!
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Chinese castration.
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- And come Georgian doctor,
and he make
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a thousand operation
for one day.
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This Chinese doctor ask,
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"What happened?"
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And come look what is...
187
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And Georgian doctor
take two rocks
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and... on the balls.
189
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Push, bah!
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One, two, three!
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And so, thousand.
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- A day?
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- Yeah, a day.
194
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But they ask,
"Maybe this make big pain?"
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Yeah, yeah, big pain,
196
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when your finger...
197
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if your finger come in between,
198
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this make big pain.
199
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But thousand operation
for Chinese people...
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Nothing.
201
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This was not enough.
202
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And come Gurian person,
203
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Gurian doctor.
204
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Do you know Guria?
205
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It is west part of Georgia.
206
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Very funny people, very smart.
207
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And he make 10,000
operation every day.
208
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And so you make
big people line.
209
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Bend over and put balls in...
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Ah, mouth.
211
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And after one push...
ow!
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And... ow, ow, ow.
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And then...
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Very cheap and very fast.
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But this is not enough
for Chinese people.
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They are too much.
217
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Both: 9 chimpanzees,
10 chimpanzees,
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11 chimpanzees, 12 chimpanzees,
219
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13 chimpanzees,
220
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14 chimpanzees,
221
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15 chimpanzees, 16 chimpanzees,
222
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17 chimpanzees, 18 chimpanzees,
223
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19 chimpanzees, 20 chimpanzees,
224
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21 chimpanzees, 22 chimpanzees,
225
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23 chimpanzees, 24 chimpanzees,
226
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25 chimpanzees, 26 chimpanzees,
227
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27 chimpanzees, 28 chimpanzees,
228
00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,091
29 chimpanzees, 30 chimpanzees,
229
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31 chimpanzees, 32 chimpanzees,
230
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33 chimpanzees, 34 chimpanzees,
231
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35 chimpanzees, 36 chimpanzees,
232
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37 chimpanzees, 38 chimpanzees,
233
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39 chimpanzees, 40 chimpanzees,
234
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41 chimpanzees, 42 chimpan...
235
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- Alex, which car do you have?
236
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- Bicycle.
237
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,619
- Only bicycle?
- Yeah.
238
00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:21,056
- Next year, I want buy
four-wheel car.
239
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Toyota Land Cruiser.
240
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:24,388
All square, you know?
241
00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:25,587
- Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
242
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:29,997
- My neighbor
buy from America by internet,
243
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but you must be careful,
244
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because sometimes
they say car is okay;
245
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you pay money,
246
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and after come,
car with many problems,
247
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with engine problems
or something.
248
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:49,511
I think some black people...
249
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- Dato...
250
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,451
- Make this special...
251
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- Don't say it like that.
252
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- And that I want buy
from Japanese.
253
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,591
Japanese people,
they are correct.
254
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:05,965
If they say car is okay,
car is okay.
255
00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:40,325
- What are...
256
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:36,786
- Ah-ah-ah...
257
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:39,090
No.
258
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,020
- Up.
259
00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:25,493
- Cut it?
260
00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:27,196
- Cut.
Yeah.
261
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,995
Oh-bah.
262
00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:31,734
- Watch it.
263
00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:33,708
- Be careful.
264
00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,777
Please make knot.
265
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,543
- Like that?
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:42,607
- Again?
267
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,086
- Mm-hmm, one more.
268
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:47,316
Okay, yeah?
269
00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:49,823
Take.
270
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,988
- Nice!
271
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,295
- Yeah!
272
00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,201
- Op, op, op, op.
273
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,677
Op, op, op.
274
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,043
Eh!
275
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,574
- Wow.
- Wow.
276
00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:27,820
- Take foot... your hand.
277
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,024
- My foot?
278
00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:31,727
- Your hand.
279
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,232
- Other hand?
280
00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:40,071
- Yeah.
281
00:36:40,097 --> 00:36:41,576
Okay.
- Ow.
282
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:45,172
- Now your khachapuri is mine.
283
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,080
- Now I eat like this.
284
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,789
Okay, open.
285
00:36:58,082 --> 00:36:59,561
Open!
286
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,188
- Wait, wait.
287
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,256
This is not easy.
288
00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:04,630
- With the knife.
289
00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:09,929
- Okay.
- Be careful.
290
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,463
Careful.
291
00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:14,776
Now put...
292
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,800
- Good, good trick.
293
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,073
Now put it back together.
294
00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:18,808
- Salvador?
295
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:20,247
- Yes.
296
00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,454
- Armenia?
297
00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:28,286
- Yes.
298
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:36,093
- Bhutan?
299
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,724
- No.
300
00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:45,705
- Cuba?
301
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,141
- Yes.
302
00:37:58,209 --> 00:38:00,246
- Kyrgyzstan?
303
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,689
- Yes.
304
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,887
- Sierra Leone?
305
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,225
- No.
306
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,036
- Turkmenistan?
307
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:22,738
- No.
308
00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:28,016
- Albania?
309
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,450
- Comí.
310
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,510
Comiste.
311
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:33,351
Comió.
312
00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,789
Comimos.
313
00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,157
Comimos...
314
00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:39,525
Comi-eron.
315
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,291
- Comieron.
- Comieron.
316
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,925
- Uh-huh.
317
00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:45,831
Mm...
Querer.
318
00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,465
- Queri.
319
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,064
- Mm-mm.
320
00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,166
- Que...
321
00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:54,335
- It's irregular.
322
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:57,471
- Ah, si.
323
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,708
Qui... quise.
324
00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:00,841
- Uh-huh.
325
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:03,681
- Quisiste.
326
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,119
Quiso.
327
00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:06,712
Quisimos.
328
00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:07,779
Quisieron.
329
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:09,257
- Yeah.
330
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,556
Uh...
331
00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:14,062
Poder.
332
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,462
- Pode? Pude?
333
00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:17,363
- Uh-huh.
334
00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:19,925
- Pudiste.
335
00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:21,334
Pudo.
336
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,100
Pudimos.
337
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:26,006
Pudieron.
338
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,738
- Cojear.
339
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:31,337
- Cojeé.
340
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,541
Cojeaste.
341
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,015
- Uh-huh.
342
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,075
- Cojeó.
- Mm.
343
00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:40,252
Cojeamos.
- Sí.
344
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:41,449
- Cojearon.
345
00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:43,152
- Bien.
346
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,921
Eh...
347
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,334
Remember tener?
348
00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:57,800
- Tiene.
349
00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:58,806
Teni?
350
00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:00,069
- It's irregular as well.
351
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:01,735
- Ay!
352
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,076
- Tuve.
- Tu...
353
00:40:04,101 --> 00:40:06,012
- Tuve.
- Tuve.
354
00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:08,107
Tuviste.
355
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,244
Tu... tuvio?
356
00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,311
- Tuvo.
- Tuvo.
357
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,619
Tuvimos.
358
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,316
Hey.
359
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,689
No.
360
00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,988
No.
361
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:01,121
Nica, no.
362
00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:03,427
He's right there.
363
00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:04,831
He's right in front of us.
364
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,198
Come on.
365
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:14,699
No.
366
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,340
He's right in front of us.
367
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,440
- You like it.
368
00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,745
- Of course I like it.
369
00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:24,378
I don't like it that he's...
370
00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:27,719
Shh, shh.
371
00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:30,658
Shh, shh, shh.
372
00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:42,430
Shh... don't.
You're making me...
373
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,513
"The mountains close in
more and more tightly,
374
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,787
and it seems as though
there's no longer any hope.
375
00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:40,626
Only a bit of sky is visible
directly above our heads.
376
00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:43,689
It has a disheartening effect
on us.
377
00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:46,759
We are overwhelmed
and keep silent.
378
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:49,396
Suddenly at a sharp turn
in the road,
379
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:51,804
a huge chasm opens up
on our right,
380
00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:53,399
and quite close to us,
381
00:43:53,430 --> 00:43:56,843
we see the ice-covered peak
of Mount Kazbek
382
00:43:56,867 --> 00:44:00,474
with its glaciers
sparkling white in the sun.
383
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:04,077
It is cheek byjowl with us,
384
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:07,988
placid and tall, mute.
385
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:12,085
A mysterious feeling
courses through us.
386
00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:17,862
The cliff stands there as if
conjured up by the other cliffs.
387
00:44:17,888 --> 00:44:20,869
We feel as though
a being from another world
388
00:44:20,891 --> 00:44:25,362
is looking at us.
389
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:28,343
I scramble out of the carriage,
390
00:44:28,365 --> 00:44:30,436
get behind
the folding top and..."
391
00:45:07,304 --> 00:45:09,443
What does it mean?
392
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,715
This means "son of beach."
393
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,319
- "Bitch."
394
00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:23,331
"Beach," it's, uh...
395
00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:24,491
Beach.
396
00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:25,499
- Beach!
397
00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:26,592
- Yeah, yeah.
398
00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:31,504
I take my bitch to the beach.
399
00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:35,738
I take my bitch to the beach.
400
00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:39,077
- I take my beach to the beach.
401
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:44,109
- I take my bitch to the beach.
402
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:49,618
- I take my bitch to the bitch.
403
00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:54,891
- I take my bitch to the beach.
404
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:59,731
I take my bitch to the beach.
405
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:03,398
I take my bitch
406
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,907
to the beach.
407
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,239
I take my bitch
408
00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:10,745
to the beach.
409
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,908
I take my bitch
410
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,416
to the beach!
411
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,441
- I take my bitch to the beach!
412
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:18,714
Okay, okay, okay.
413
00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:20,847
Now we must drink.
414
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:29,592
- Hey, thank you.
Thank you.
415
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:30,655
- Ah.
416
00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,564
- Ah!
Ahh.
417
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,728
- Yes, mine, mine, mine.
418
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,872
- Mmm.
419
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,244
- Now we drink.
420
00:46:45,269 --> 00:46:48,307
- Do you have a bug on you?
421
00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:50,147
- We drink to woman.
422
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:51,312
Okay?
423
00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:52,342
- Okay.
424
00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:54,549
- You must stand up.
425
00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:55,648
- Okay.
426
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,488
- On the... no, not... not...
427
00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:59,858
Sit down.
Sit down.
428
00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:00,953
On the knee.
429
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,657
- Oh, on the knees?
430
00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:06,328
- For... to woman!
431
00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:07,801
- To woman!
- Yes.
432
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,533
Without woman, life is nothing.
433
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:11,596
I cannot.
434
00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:13,698
- Gaumarjos.
435
00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:14,765
- Gaumarjos.
- Gaumarjos.
436
00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:16,573
- Gaumarjos.
437
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,772
- Oh.
438
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,615
Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
439
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,016
Next lesson.
440
00:47:31,215 --> 00:47:33,422
I...
441
00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:36,260
I take a shit
442
00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:38,197
on the sheet.
443
00:47:38,222 --> 00:47:41,362
- I take sheet
444
00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:42,529
on the sheet.
445
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:44,561
No.
446
00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:45,699
Okay.
447
00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:47,208
- I take shit...
448
00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:49,233
- A shit.
- Shit.
449
00:47:49,266 --> 00:47:50,677
- Shit.
450
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,044
- Shit!
451
00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,481
- Alex.
- Hmm?
452
00:47:57,507 --> 00:48:00,147
- I have to pee.
453
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:02,316
- Yeah.
454
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:34,376
- Whoo!
455
00:49:34,404 --> 00:49:36,680
Ahh.
456
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:42,319
Whoo.
457
00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:44,519
- One, two...
458
00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:46,255
Good.
459
00:49:53,523 --> 00:49:55,161
- Almost, almost.
460
00:49:57,527 --> 00:50:00,133
Perfect throw.
461
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,870
One, two...
462
00:50:05,902 --> 00:50:08,906
- Gamarjoba.
- Gamarjoba.
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