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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,125 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 2 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,830 BOARDMAN: And a new game starting, five draw. 3 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,399 Five and 10 draw. Get in the game 4 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,667 starting with R.B., J.L., L.B., S.G, 5 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,670 R.M., R.P., G.C., G.W.B.F. And J.B. 6 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,472 Five and 10 draw, get in, the game's starting. 7 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,374 Come right in. Five draw. 8 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,978 MAN: M.V. 9 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:48,482 BOARDMAN: L.B. Five draw. L.B. L.B. Five and 10 draw. L.B. 10 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,153 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 11 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,587 Feeling lucky? 12 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:08,769 CARD DEALER: All right, sir. 13 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,204 (SHUFFLING CARDS) 14 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,341 Double "T." 15 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,478 BOARDMAN: Hello, Bill. 16 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,380 Put you on at 5? 17 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,548 Put me on at 10. 18 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,615 On at 10. 19 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,317 (SCATTING) 20 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,721 NARRATOR: Poker has been around for a long time. 21 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,323 CHARLIE: It sure has. 22 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,225 NARRATOR: But it isn't like this anymore. 23 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:34,162 The saloon has been replaced by this, 24 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,364 with a game that can be played in comfort 25 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:38,799 and with full confidence in the management. 26 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,602 And here is the man who is responsible for that confidence, 27 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,237 Mr. Murry shepherd. 28 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,872 MURRY: Welcome to the California club, 29 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,441 where your pleasure is our business. 30 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:51,612 It has been said that nearly everyone in America understands poker 31 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,780 or wants to. 32 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,683 It is one of America's most popular games. 33 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,886 And since you have shown an obvious interest by coming here, 34 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,223 we have prepared a short film to teach you the fundamentals 35 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,757 of the game as we play it here. 36 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,394 Service is our only commodity. 37 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,529 This film is part of that service. 38 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,599 NARRATOR: The object of the game is to win the pot. 39 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,235 Hope I remember that. There are 2 variations of this game, 40 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,637 high draw, where the highest ranking hand wins... 41 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,306 Don't give me that. Mmm-mmm. 42 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:19,640 Low draw. Ah, there's my baby. 43 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,575 They ought to put this machine in schools. 44 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:24,212 Where the winning hand holds the lowest possible ranking combination of cards. 45 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,747 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 46 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,816 As you enter the club, the reservation 47 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,652 and game board is located in the card room. 48 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:32,886 You must stop here 49 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,257 and tell the boardman of your game preference. 50 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,559 He will enter your initials on the board 51 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:42,796 and you will be called and directed to a table by a floorman. 52 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,466 The floorman puts the games together, 53 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,802 interprets and applies the rules of poker. 54 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,205 His decisions are final. 55 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:53,674 BOARDMAN: C.W. 10 blind. C.W. In the coffee shop. 56 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:56,210 C.W. 10 blind. 57 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,247 C.W. Double his money. 58 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,648 NARRATOR: The management of the club 59 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,650 has no financial interest in any game. 60 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,319 There is no house deal. 61 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,521 Each player plays for himself. 62 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:11,559 And each, in turn, acts as a dealer. 63 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,627 When you are seated at the game, 64 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,729 you'll be asked to pay a rental fee, 65 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,665 which will be collected thereafter 66 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,701 at the beginning of each half hour. 67 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,472 BOARDMAN: B.D. 10 blind. B.D. 10, 20 low. 68 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,242 NARRATOR: You must have a full buy-in 69 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:31,445 when you are seated to begin playing. 70 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:34,382 Chips must be purchased from the chip girl. 71 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,884 The buy-in is determined 72 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:40,020 by the limit of the game you choose to play. 73 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,324 You must ante before you receive cards. 74 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:46,727 The ante is placed on the number directly in front of you. 75 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,598 The number is also your seat number at the table. 76 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,733 MAN: What do you do, Lew? 77 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,001 I'll call. 78 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,003 NARRATOR: Acquiring the knowledge and skill 79 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,439 to play card games such as poker 80 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,341 is a social asset. 81 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,343 To make the most of this asset, 82 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:06,280 it is simply good judgment to be wanted at the card table. 83 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,582 Oh, shit. 84 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,884 Don't be a spoilsport now. 85 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,753 MIRIAM: $20 to you. $20 to me. 86 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,555 Who's the bettor? MIRIAM: Me. 87 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,324 Well, you're so pretty, I'm going to fold. 88 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,758 MIRIAM: Is everybody out? 89 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,460 CHARLIE: That's it. 90 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,894 MIRIAM: You mean I've got a goddamn six and everybody's out? 91 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,896 NARRATOR: This depends even more on good manners 92 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,733 than upon the skill of the player. 93 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,435 (ALL CHATTERING) 94 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,337 The following principle should increase 95 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,505 one's popularity as a card player. 96 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,475 Pat! I need one little, teensy... 97 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,776 NARRATOR: Sit erect. 98 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,046 Maintain a quiet bearing. 99 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,514 MIRIAM: Come on, get on with it. 100 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,915 Oh, come on, sweetheart. 101 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,517 NARRATOR: Avoid nervous habits. 102 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,952 Forty dollars. 103 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,887 BOARDMAN: Hey, Miss I have seat for you now. Come on in. 104 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,390 NARRATOR: During the game, avoid conversation 105 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,725 regarding matters not relating to the game. 106 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,862 I'll just have to call you. 107 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,765 NARRATOR: An appearance of awkwardness and clumsiness 108 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,533 I didn't think you were that good. 109 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,669 ...gives a bad impression of one's ability to play. 110 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,337 Hey, wait a minute. 111 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,738 Wait, what do you think you're doin'? 112 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:07,107 What do you mean, "wait a minute"? You said it was good, didn't you? 113 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,742 No, no, no, I said that I didn't think 114 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:12,112 that you were that good. I got a seven-four. 115 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,948 NARRATOR: When a hand has just gone very well for you, 116 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,485 don't talk about it. 117 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,387 The film you've just been viewing 118 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,322 cannot instantly make you a good poker player. 119 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,693 The more skilled you become, 120 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,696 the more pleasurable you will find the game. 121 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,097 MAN: I had a feeling you'd make the... 122 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,732 WOMAN: Next year. 123 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,874 Raise. 124 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,876 Pass. 125 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,077 I call. 126 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,447 Well, I've got to raise the raise. 127 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,648 Goodbye. 128 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,583 I'm out. Out. 129 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,587 And one more time to you. 130 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,389 What a pot. 131 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:56,857 Another $20, huh? 132 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,426 The table is so slow. 133 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:01,128 MAN: You wanted one of these. Go ahead, I call. 134 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,830 Cards? 135 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,565 Pat. 136 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:07,935 Pat. Very interesting. Very interesting. 137 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,471 MIRIAM: Come on. 138 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,740 Do you mind picking the cards up 139 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,107 and dealing them the regular way? 140 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,710 You did stay pat? You are pat? 141 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,412 You are pat? 142 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,481 MIRIAM: Come on. Wait a second, lady. 143 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,816 I got a big decision to make here. 144 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,752 I'm gonna let you break me down. 145 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,521 I'll let you break me down. 2 cards. 146 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,891 Two beauts. That's very nice. 147 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,494 Oh, my! MAN: Oh, great catch. Great catch! 148 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,629 Hey, hey, pal, that card's dead. 149 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,130 What are you talking about? 150 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,667 The card went off the table. It's a dead card. 151 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,469 You're absolutely right, chief. 152 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,537 My gratitude for your knowledge of the rules, 153 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,172 except the card never left the table. 154 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:48,175 LEW: The card went off the table, it's a dead card. 155 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,643 MIRIAM: Oh, come on. 156 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,912 Did you see that card go off the table? 157 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,714 I didn't see nothing at all. 158 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,649 It's stupid of me to ask you. 159 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,651 What about you? Did you see it? 160 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,152 All I see is the time passing. 161 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,489 Pop, did you see it? Nothing. 162 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,923 How much you bet? 163 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,792 Somebody must have seen it. Kenny, this is ridiculous. 164 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,561 I want to change my table. Whoa! What's the problem? 165 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:10,063 The problem is the card went off the table 166 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,866 and hit the floor, and he won't give it up. 167 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,502 There's nothing to give up. 168 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:17,204 The card never hit the floor. I caught it before it did. 169 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:20,508 All right, take it easy. Who else saw it? 170 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,809 Ma'am, did you see what happened? 171 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,944 I didn't see it. How about you, sir? 172 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,880 I saw a card bounce. I don't know what happened back here. 173 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,783 You dealt the hand. You ought to know what happened. 174 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,685 I dealt the second one a little hard. 175 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,687 It never hit the floor, not even close. 176 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:34,988 Not even close? 177 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,525 All right, that settles it, Lew. 178 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:41,562 The rule is if the card doesn't hit the floor, it plays. Continue the hand. 179 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,263 Come on. Miriam, I don't have another table. 180 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,165 You got your ruling. Play! 181 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,836 Just take it easy. Take it easy. It's not even close. 182 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,738 20-20. 183 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:53,240 Twenty-twenty. The flying card didn't stop you from betting, huh? 184 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:57,110 20-20. How about 40? I raise. 185 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,215 Raise. 186 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,084 What could be cozier than this? 187 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,954 I mean, this is perfection, isn't it? You and me in this hand... 188 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,523 Oh, that's pretty. Just do something! 189 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:13,694 How much money you got? How much you got left? 190 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:17,264 Seventeen. Oh, not enough for the maximum bet. Three shy. 191 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,999 I bet you $17. 192 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,301 Call. Seven smooth. 193 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,637 No good. I got a six perfect. 194 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,872 Sorry about... 195 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,708 Damn it. That last card that went off the table was a joker. 196 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,942 That's why you wouldn't give it up. 197 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,611 You are ridiculous. 198 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,012 You said it wasn't even close. 199 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,547 That's yesterday's news. 200 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,148 You two are working together. 201 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,785 You're partners. You two motherfucking creeps are partners. 202 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,020 MIRIAM: All right! Stop with the language. 203 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,589 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 204 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,260 They should put a muzzle on him. That's it, huh? 205 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,630 That man is absolutely ridiculous. 206 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:50,998 KENNY: What's going on here? 207 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,766 What's going on with you guys? 208 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,902 These two are working partners together. 209 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,303 I never saw that man before in my life. 210 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,906 LEW: I saw him throw the joker out on the last deal. 211 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,274 The man is totally out of line. 212 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,343 They've been smiling at each other all night. 213 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,878 CHARLIE: Oh, come on, will you? 214 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,179 MAN: Sit down and settle down. 215 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,816 Get control. Come on. 216 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,918 All right. 217 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,319 All right, now who else saw this? 218 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,922 WOMAN: I didn't see it. I didn't see it. 219 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,057 What about you? What do you want me to say? 220 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,692 KENNY: The man calls you a cheater. 221 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,728 The man doesn't know how to play poker. 222 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,263 The man is bad. He's a complete asshole. 223 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,765 We all know that, right? 224 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,667 The man goes broke, he can't handle it. 225 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,836 The man is on tilt. You want to hear anymore? 226 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,738 Not me. 227 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,806 Come on, now. You'd better just take it easy, sport, 228 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,708 'cause the security's liable to let you go! 229 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,210 (ALL ARGUING) 230 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,179 Put that guy in a horror show, huh? 231 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,148 KENNY: That's it! Any more fighting, 232 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:44,652 and you guys go out of here for good, all right? 233 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:45,986 LEW: All right! 234 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,689 Miriam, what do you say? 235 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,924 I say I can do without any more of that language. 236 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,225 Right. 237 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,261 KENNY: You think there's any cheating going on? 238 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,163 MIRIAM: I wouldn't like to say about that. 239 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,065 They've been consistent winners, 240 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,068 and I'm a big loser. And you know I know how to play poker. 241 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,170 Oh, sour grapes, honey. Sour grapes. 242 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,338 All right, all right, let's get it back to normal. 243 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,707 Lousy punk. 244 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,008 You're not that good. 245 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,609 Oh, up yours. 246 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,946 (PEOPLE CONVERSING) 247 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,381 Sir, would you like another beer? 248 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,615 MAN 1: I bet it on notre dame 249 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,785 'cause I got a feeling notre dame was gonna pull it off. 250 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,687 MAN 2: They beat U.C.L.A. Before 251 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,090 when they had so many games going straight. 252 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,125 Yeah, it's kind of similar to, to the Miami dolphins... 253 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,227 WOMAN: This particular game is duck soup... 254 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,729 They won 17 games straight last year... 255 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,930 WOMAN: Oh, come on. 256 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,231 I can beat that goddamn miserable game. 257 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,334 Don't make me beg for a stinking $30. 258 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,407 I'm sorry. 259 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:44,778 You know, your attitude just pisses me off sometimes, button-nose. 260 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,413 Don't call me that. 261 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,718 Oh, now look. There you go again. 262 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,853 Mama, I'm not doing anything. 263 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,757 Three, four, five, six, seven... 264 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,192 I need about $80 to get to the track. 265 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,428 Not bad. 266 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,033 MAN: Frankly, Emilia, 267 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,001 I don't know why you're so impatient. 268 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,137 What's wrong with Mitch? 269 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,404 Sir, can I help you? 270 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,406 Cold beer. Keg draft. 271 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,982 I'm buyin' that man sittin' over there a beer. 272 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,184 Turned out to be a drinkin' man, huh? 273 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,420 Nothing personal, but I, I already got a beer. Thanks. 274 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,789 Great. 275 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,125 MAN 1: So, you think the, the Knicks are gonna win? 276 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,794 MAN 2: Yeah. 277 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,195 CHARLIE: No, Knicks ain't goin' to win nothin'. 278 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,230 Willis is hurtin'. The Knicks ain't winnin' nothin'. 279 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,999 Celtics this year. 280 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,370 You follow pro basketball? 281 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,073 Yeah. 282 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,207 Anything, right? BILL: Whatever's going. 283 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,109 Yeah, me too. Action. 284 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:56,884 WOMAN: Are you gonna give me the $30 or not? 285 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,251 Well, I gotta buy this man a drink. 286 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,320 Will you have a beer? I will definitely have a beer. 287 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,322 Give my friend here a beer. 288 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,793 (VOCALIZING) 289 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:12,099 Don't take the glasses. Leave everyone here just the way they are. 290 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,201 Yes, sir! 291 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:18,138 Oh, will I love to play poker with those, 292 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,174 red-necked fish, you know who think they nicked the Greeks. 293 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,444 Love to get them steamed. Easy to beat. Suckers. 294 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,513 (HUMMING) 295 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,783 (BOTH VOCALIZING) 296 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,855 Oh, yes! 297 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,423 GIRL: Go on, mama. WOMAN: Okay. 298 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,359 CHARLIE: A dollar says you don't know who Glenn Riggs is. 299 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,563 Uh, what's your name? 300 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,533 Vince. The name's Vince. 301 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,135 Glenn Riggs was the announcer for Hop Harrigan. 302 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,469 What do you want $30 for? 303 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,839 I don't need $30. I need it for that girl I got in the bathroom. 304 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:55,142 I'm only the relief bartender. I don't go in the cash register. 305 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,210 Where's jack? What is this? Jack went to a funeral. 306 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,513 Look, I've been working here for one year, right? 307 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,082 Just give me a piece of paper, a chit. 308 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,151 "Thirty dollars, Renee." okay? 309 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,020 If I give you $30, and I come up short, it'll be your ass. 310 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,222 Baby, you were born short. And it's always my ass. 311 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,392 BOTH: Captain midnight! 312 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:16,229 Yeah, bong, bong! This guy giving you trouble? 313 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,430 Bong! 314 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,232 He ain't who he's supposed to be. It's not the regular man. 315 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,333 Thirty dollars. 316 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,035 I wouldn't sign anything. 317 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,171 Don't sign a thing. Don't sign anything. 318 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,339 What did you get her to sign? 319 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,913 Here, mother. 320 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,948 Thanks, baby. You won't be sorry. 321 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,283 Don't worry now. I can beat it. 322 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,018 Goodbye, mother. 323 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,553 $20 says you can't name the seven dwarfs. 324 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,391 Okay. 325 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,526 I know I can name three or four of them. 326 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,195 But, now, you got to be able to... Seven. 327 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,263 I got seven. Doc. 328 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,065 That's one. 329 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,101 Dopey. That's two. 330 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,235 Uh... 331 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,340 Snoopy. There is no Snoopy. 332 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,343 There ain't no Snoopy. I know there's Doc, 333 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,947 there's Dopey, there's Grumpy, there's, uh... 334 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,481 You don't have $20 here. 335 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,550 Wait a second. I got $20 right here. 336 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,319 I need a little help here. What about... 337 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,921 Here comes seven like a gatling gun. 338 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,356 Okay. Seven dwarfs, I'm ready. 339 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,191 Sleepy, Grumpy, Doc. 340 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,562 That's four. That's three. 341 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,464 Oh, I'm with you. 342 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,100 Okay, wait a second. Now, there's Sleepy, Grumpy, Doc. 343 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,536 Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey. 344 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,538 Dopey. We got Dumbo. 345 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,141 There's no Dumbo. Dumbo wasn't in that cast? 346 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,542 No Dumbo. 347 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,644 Gotcha. Dumbo. 348 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,013 Dumbo flew. Well, we both lose, huh? 349 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,548 Dumbo flew. Remember when Dumbo flew? 350 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,583 They set that little house on fire. 351 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,285 I've seen an elephant walk, 352 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,387 BOTH: But I never seen an elephant fly. 353 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,189 My god. I know. 354 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,657 That Dumbo flew. I know. 355 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,993 A lot of black folks said that was bad news, you know, 356 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,161 seeing a black crow sing about 357 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,496 a big flying elephant. What's that? 358 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,032 It's taboo. No black crows. 359 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,337 * Judgment day, oh, you know, I know 360 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,273 * When we go 361 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,275 * Laila gonna throw it 362 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,043 * Amy goin' home 363 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,015 (SCATTING) 364 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:23,590 * Aristis, arastis, Johnson Brown 365 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:27,294 * What you gonna do when the rent come 'round? * 366 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,561 You in the park? 367 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,097 (CHUCKLES) 368 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,566 No, no, I don't got a car. I just live, uh... Not far. 369 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,204 I like to live close to the action, you know, William? 370 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,106 You don't got a car, I'll give you a lift. 371 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,540 You're going to give me a lift? That's a good idea. 372 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,544 * You know I know the rent means dough 373 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:48,148 * Landlord gonna throw us in the cold cold snow 374 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,183 (GROWLS) 375 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:53,453 * Aroostis, arastis, Johnson Brown 376 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,055 * Da, da, da 377 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,457 * What you gonna do when the rent comes round? 378 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,994 * Aroostis, arastis, Johnson brown 379 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:04,597 * What you gonna do when the rent comes round? 380 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,300 * What you gonna say? How you gonna pay? 381 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,037 William, you're a minstrel, huh? 382 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,638 * Judgement day 383 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,541 Oh, man, I hate key stuff. 384 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,344 The keys, the keys. There it is. 385 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,978 That's just great. 386 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,148 (GRUNTS) 387 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,749 (CHARLIE GROANING) 388 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,494 Please, muzzle him. 389 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,762 Look in his side pocket. 390 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,797 He's got my goddamn money somewhere. 391 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,566 Right, here it is. 392 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,401 You got it? 393 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,535 Yeah. 394 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,040 (CHARLIE GROANING) 395 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,677 I hope you loved that, funny man. 396 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,613 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 397 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:57,084 Okay, folks, will you just relax and follow me, please? 398 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,486 Follow me, please. 399 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,288 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 400 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,327 (SIGHING) 401 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,462 The stuff wasn't even that good. 402 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,597 Wow! 403 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,233 What is this, a hospital or a jail? 404 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,535 What's goin' on? 405 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,205 This is, uh, William. This is Barbara. 406 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,672 She's gettin' us out of here. 407 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,541 BILL: Thanks a lot. 408 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,709 CHARLIE: You ever been in jail in New York? 409 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,377 BARBARA: Yeah. 410 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,712 They give you powdered eggs. 411 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,813 Powdered, shitty... 412 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,748 The shittiest food in the world. 413 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,518 Have you... You haven't been in jail. 414 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,586 BILL: What are you doing? 415 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,488 Oh, just trying some of the hot one. 416 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,291 It really works. Here, you want to try some? 417 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,293 Come on, the heat makes it feel good. 418 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,329 Listen to me, I got experience being kicked. 419 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,263 Yeah, easy, easy. 420 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,664 Just don't touch it with the can. Easy now. 421 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,199 Easy, easy. Okay, okay. 422 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,168 (GROANS) 423 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,470 Not bad, huh? That's nice. 424 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,239 Oh, oh. Easy, easy. 425 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,641 (SIGHING) 426 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,243 That's okay. 427 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,444 Last year, year and a half, 428 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,945 you know, I must have hit 429 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,614 about 30 different racetracks in every little town and city I've been to. 430 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,849 Yeah, how'd you do? 431 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,652 Oh, tapioca time. El busto. 432 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,591 CHARLIE: I'll give you a great ace in the hole. 433 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,326 Mmm-hmm. 434 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,594 If you find yourself busted in a small little town... 435 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,297 Say, is there anything I should know about this? 436 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,665 Well... 437 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,633 (LAUGHING) 438 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,302 Listen, fellas, it's breakfast time. 439 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,637 We got lucky charms and... 440 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,506 What's with this? Froot loops. 441 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,142 Froot loops? Have some waffles in a little style... 442 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,744 I'll take some coffee. Blueberry pancakes. 443 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,748 You'd still be in jail if that guy had given me that $50. 444 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,817 But...chicken. 445 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,220 ...a strange town you head straight down to the ice cream people 446 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,754 and pick yourself up an ice cream cart. 447 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,456 They got a million of them. 448 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,625 They don't care who you are or what you look like. 449 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,859 Something to eat. It's roughage. 450 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,595 Believe me, nothing. 451 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,497 Desperate people. 452 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,733 They give you a funny little white jacket, and you're on your way. 453 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,668 How much do you make in a thing like that? 454 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,738 Well, you could pick up a snappy $25 in less than an hour. 455 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,341 Yeah, how do you do that? Well, you keep it all. 456 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,743 You don't think I'm talkin' about workin' this job legit, do you, William? 457 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,178 Your favorite lucky charms. 458 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,846 Hey, baby, can I have a beer, honey? 459 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,382 You want a cold beer? No. No, thanks. 460 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,917 It goes good with your froot loops. 461 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,852 Get some milk, honey. Get some milk 462 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,554 BARBARA: Got it. 463 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,688 (EXHALING) 464 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,290 That shaving cream's not going to stain 465 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,526 your white sweater. Don't worry. 466 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,827 Nobody's going to tell your mother. 467 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,562 Just put it down, and it'll all wash out. 468 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,232 Mmm-mmm, let me taste it for you. 469 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,467 What is this? 470 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,701 Oh, that crap. 471 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,537 Come on, we got company. 472 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,704 I tried to make it look nice. 473 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,273 That looks better. Yeah, these girls knew. 474 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,442 Yeah. Here. Here, baby. 475 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,510 Oh! 476 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,480 One time, right, I had this job 477 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,316 selling ad space in a labor union magazine. 478 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,386 Non-existent. Just get on the telephone, call people and say, 479 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,754 "hey, do you want to buy some space?" 480 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,489 Help yourself. This ain't bad. Just last night's. 481 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,623 No, no, I just need the spoon. 482 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,826 A little pate de fois garbage. 483 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,696 Then you get to keep 45 percent of, uh, what you pick up. 484 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,231 BARBARA: How come you don't get to keep all of it 485 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,699 if it's non-existent? 486 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,968 I'm not pickin' nothin' up. I'm just talkin' on the phone. 487 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,770 Yeah, right. 488 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,438 What do you do? 489 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,640 Huh? 490 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,842 What do you do for a living? 491 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,678 I'm with a magazine. 492 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,313 You a writer? 493 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,715 Yeah. Say! 494 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,884 CHARLIE: Do you remember the first bet you ever made 495 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,018 on a sport event? 496 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,387 BILL: Do you? 497 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,622 I bet a nickel. 1945 world series. 498 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,990 The cubs and tigers. 499 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,992 Don't laugh. I lost. Susan's home. 500 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:29,696 5-cent bet and I lost. I didn't expect to lose. 501 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,631 Susan, honey. I didn't have the nickel, right? 502 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,865 So this guy Mikey asked my mother. 503 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:33,933 Honey. 504 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,034 Honey. 505 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,869 CHARLIE: I've been trying to beat it ever since. 506 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,338 (CRYING) 507 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,839 What is it? 508 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,741 Did he hurt your feelings? 509 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,942 No. 510 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,278 You can scratch him off the book, honey. 511 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,914 I don't want to scratch him off my book. 512 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,417 Here's the baby of the house now. 513 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,053 Sweetheart, would you like some froot loops? 514 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,888 No. 515 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,657 Come on, come on. 516 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,026 Therapy. 517 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,928 SUSAN: No therapy. 518 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,964 * La-da-da-da-da-da-da 519 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,399 * Di-da-da-da-da 520 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,635 CHARLIE: What's shakin' baby? 521 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,538 SUSAN: I just want to go to bed. 522 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,905 CHARLIE: Oh! 523 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,641 BARBARA: Take your coat off, sweetheart. 524 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,743 Oh, come on, now, you're startin' to get 525 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,379 that Halloween look on your face. 526 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,548 It was just... He was really different. 527 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,915 Guy wasn't out of line with you, was he? 528 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,785 No. We had such a good time. 529 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,787 Yeah? Guy was fresh, was he? 530 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,857 You know what he did? He gave me $50. 531 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,392 That was the deal, wasn't it? 532 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,527 No, the deal was for $30. 533 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,729 Well, he liked you a lot, too, sweetheart. 534 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,798 How come you were picked up? 535 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,600 Drunk and disorderly. 536 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,502 Yeah, well, you know, Charlie's not too good with cops. 537 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,936 Well, he certainly lets them know it. 538 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,439 This is the truth. You're an animal lover, right? 539 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,640 Yeah. 540 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,109 Okay, well, the great blue whale, right? 541 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,445 You know about a great blue whale? 542 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,581 Like that wrestling guy, huh? 543 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,716 No, it's a big fish. The big fish. 544 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,785 There's only about 2 or 3 left in the world. 545 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:03,823 And the truth, the tongue of the great blue whale 546 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,960 weighs more than a full-grown African elephant. 547 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:10,663 No, it's not true. 548 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,698 You don't believe it? 549 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:14,701 You're just makin' it up to make me feel better. 550 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,969 'cause you don't like to see me cry. 551 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,972 You feel a little better? 552 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,374 Yeah, I do. 553 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,442 Good. 554 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,746 Hey, who's that guy out there? 555 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:30,717 Billy? He's a poker friend. You want to meet him? 556 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,452 No. 557 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,986 He'd spent his rent money on us. 558 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,788 Yeah, so we brought him home. 559 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,590 The girl's fine. She just fell in love again. 560 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,592 That baby's been with us ever since. 561 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:40,860 Listen, William, I'm goin' to crash. 562 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,563 You can use the sofa if you want. 563 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,864 Thank you. 564 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,466 Thanks, Charlie. 565 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,602 Listen, I got to crash, too. 566 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,003 Okay. 567 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,772 Good night, baby. Good night. 568 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,983 (SIGHING) 569 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:19,098 I got to get my car. 570 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,933 I can't get my car. 571 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,172 There's nobody up there. 572 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,874 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 573 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,450 (SIGHING) 574 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:02,709 Hi. 575 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,011 (CHUCKLING) 576 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:08,848 I was just lookin' for the guide. 577 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,450 Go back to sleep. 578 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,029 (SUSAN SOBBING) 579 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:59,265 It's Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Doc, Grumpy... 580 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:03,936 Fuck 'em. 581 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,212 (WOMAN CHATTERING) 582 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,648 BARBARA: Aha, good afternoon, Mr. Denny. 583 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:16,949 Hello, Barbara. 584 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:20,887 Ah, this information came in for you from chino this morning. 585 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,590 Thank you, Barbara. The dauphin in yet? 586 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:25,124 Since 9 a.m. He wanted to see you. 587 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,159 Thank you. 588 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,061 What's the matter with your body? 589 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,964 I had a little automobile trouble, Barbara. 590 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,035 (BUZZER BUZZING) 591 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:46,646 Is that him? 592 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,314 Oh, it was, sir. 593 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:49,649 Did you tell him I wanted to see him? 594 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:50,917 I did, sir. 595 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,551 What'd he say? He said, "thank you." 596 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,021 He did? He did. 597 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,989 Thank you. 598 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,858 You're most welcome. 599 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,159 BARNEY: If you want 6 pages... 600 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,594 Oh, Bill. 601 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:02,829 Oh, Barbara. Ouch. 602 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,230 These are the colors on the antique article. 603 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,665 Oh, right. 604 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:09,669 I, uh, didn't know what time you'd be in, so I just picked out a few. 605 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:11,203 I, I think they're your best bet. 606 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,805 Thanks, Barbara. 607 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:14,173 You okay? 608 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,775 Oh, I'm fine. 609 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,009 Good. How about some coffee? 610 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,310 Love some. 611 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,286 Everybody's named Barbara. 612 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:28,955 (PHONE RINGING) 613 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:31,891 Hello? 614 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,359 BILL: Barbara? Yes. 615 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,027 This is Bill Denny. 616 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:37,163 Oh, bill! Hi. 617 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,731 Is the ice cream man around? 618 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:39,966 He sure is. 619 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,301 Charlie, it's Bill. 620 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:49,676 William, what's shakin'? 621 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:50,843 Hey, Charlie. 622 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,311 Well, I'm, ahem 623 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,380 I'm at the office. I'm reviewing things. 624 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,915 Yeah, it sounds like a bore. 625 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,316 You want to track it with me? 626 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,285 Believe me, I'd like to. Only I cannot get out. 627 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,688 I'm, I'm really all jammed up here. 628 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,657 Listen, you let a man rub some hot shaving cream on your ribs, 629 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,659 you can take a shot with him at the track. 630 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:09,061 Well, listen, I know you're right, but you know, 631 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:11,263 I, I cannot steal any more time from here. 632 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,965 CHARLIE: Okay, we'll play it your way, 633 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:14,300 but if you should change your mind 634 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:17,003 I'll be at the bar in the grandstand 635 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,839 right above the finish line, near the $100 window, all right? 636 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,874 Yeah, I know the spot. 637 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:24,844 Okay, listen. Uh, if I can, I can. 638 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,312 Okay, I hope you do. 639 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,114 Well, listen Charlie, thanks for an interesting evening. 640 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,415 And knock 'em dead. 641 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,183 Okay, I will. 642 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,752 Okay, so long. 643 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,688 WOMAN 1: It's different. 644 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,758 It's not my favorite, but it is different. 645 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:41,728 WOMAN 2: Who in their right mind would put a graveyard 646 00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:42,995 on the front of a California... 647 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,765 Our boss, our boss. 648 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:48,234 I mean, that's not going to sell any magazines. 649 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,436 Well, it's not doing so badly. 650 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,706 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 651 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:05,184 Excuse me. Could you... Could we change seats? 652 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,919 No way, lady. I'm sorry. 653 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,921 I'm sorry about that, 654 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,757 but the last time I sat facing the rear, I never won a race. 655 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,459 I get sick if I ride that way. It gets me dizzy. 656 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:16,195 Hey, Miss, this lady here is going to throw up 657 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,496 if she sits in this chair. 658 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,966 Would you mind changing with her? 659 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,168 I never change seats. It's bad luck. 660 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,469 She'll never change seats. 661 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,104 Lady, I don't mind changing. 662 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:28,340 This lady here will change with you. 663 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,442 Thank you. Great. 664 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:33,479 This lady will change with that lady, but she needs a window seat. 665 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,214 So, if you change there, and I could... 666 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,249 Everything okay? Wonderful. 667 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:38,417 Great. 668 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,854 Oops! 669 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:42,989 Okay. 670 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:46,025 Super day for the track. 671 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,293 Do me a favor? 672 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:49,161 Do you want to change seats again? 673 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,529 No. Would you see what Egyptian femme looks like? 674 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,964 She's in the 4th. 675 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:53,833 Egyptian femme, huh? Femme. 676 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:58,237 MAN: Jerry Weintraub is their manager, 677 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,506 and he's got to have something. 678 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:04,110 Just stock, publicity stills, you know... 679 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,245 BARBARA: What do you want, some 8 x 10s? 680 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,780 Yeah. Uh... 681 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,882 Egyptian femme. 682 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,418 The horse has run twice in two years, right? 683 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:15,321 And each time she stiffed out. Now, she steps up in class, 684 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:19,325 goes up against colts, draws an inside post position in a sprint 685 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,860 and ain't got no speed of her own to get out there. 686 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,128 Is all that in there? 687 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,462 If you know how to read these things. 688 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,396 It says a lot more. 689 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,498 I thought I'd spare you all the gory stuff. 690 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:28,000 Egyptian femme. 691 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:31,403 The lady's going to cap out on Egyptian femme, huh? 692 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,240 Pretty funny. Forget that horse, lady. 693 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,043 I hate to see her get away. 694 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,410 She owes me money from last year. 695 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,279 Oh, yeah. Well, then you make a bet on her, 696 00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,048 and she'll owe you money from this year. 697 00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:43,382 (BUZZER BUZZING) 698 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,851 Barney. 699 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:45,985 Yeah. 700 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:47,920 How far is it to Chino? 701 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:50,189 An hour and a half. 702 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:52,158 I'm goin' up there. They got it all wrong. 703 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,126 BARNEY: Okay. 704 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,295 If you hear from the dauphin, 705 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,831 tell him, uh, tell him, tell him, tell him, 706 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:01,033 tell him, what you like. 707 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:02,401 BEN: Well, I'm holdin' my own. 708 00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,903 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 709 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:06,338 Just don't bet the chalk. No chalk bettin' here. 710 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,440 Later, Ben. All right. 711 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,409 The weight factor, see? It's the weight factor. 712 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,316 Excuse me. 713 00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:19,151 MAN: Hey, Charlie. CHARLIE: Hey, babe, what's happening? 714 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,120 How's it going? How'd you do the first race? 715 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,454 Well, not too good. 716 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,124 Oh, I like to stay away from the daily doubles, too. Got any info? 717 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,492 No, not as yet. 718 00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:28,227 If you get any information, I'll be at the bar. 719 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:31,063 (ANNOUNCEMENT ON P.A. SYSTEM) 720 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,431 Andrew, que pasa? 721 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,967 Hey, big Charlie, what's going on? 722 00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,408 CHARLIE: You got a winner today? 723 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,110 MAN: Not yet. Yeah, me neither. 724 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,945 (CROWD BUSTLING) 725 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,648 Are you sure Egyptian femme is not going to win this race? 726 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,950 Honey, you want a beer? 727 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,384 No, I don't. I'll tell ya, 728 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,086 I think you ought to bet your change on Egyptian femme. 729 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,955 You're right. Yeah? 730 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,523 Then why do you have four underlined? 731 00:30:57,556 --> 00:31:00,326 Oh, I don't know. I used to like the, uh, banks, 732 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,194 the jockey, but I changed my mind. 733 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:03,996 You're putting me on. Who you gonna bet, lady? 734 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:05,597 Not Egyptian femme, I'll tell you that much. 735 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,199 I'm glad you're definite. 736 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:10,202 ANNOUNCER ON P.A. SYSTEM: ...for M. Cabal. Mr. M. Cabal... 737 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,803 Who do you like in the fourth, pal? 738 00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:15,207 Mmm, William, you made it. You made it, William. What's up man? Sorry, sorry. 739 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,076 They're comin' in very heavy. I know. 740 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:20,179 Glad to see you, William. How you feelin'? 741 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,381 Not bad, not bad. I got a little pain here and here, 742 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,083 otherwise, couldn't be better. 743 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:25,051 Hey Andy, Give my friend here a beer. 744 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,953 Hey, Andy, want to give my friend here a beer? 745 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,454 Give my friend here a beer, will you? I asked first. 746 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:31,257 I'm telling you another half inch to the left of center... 747 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,558 That's no good here, Charlie. 748 00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,160 This is on me. No, this is on me. 749 00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:36,195 It's on me. You just keep it all. Really? All right. 750 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,663 Any time. You keep it al. 751 00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:40,232 Your money's no good here, pal. 752 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:42,434 Appreciate a man who likes to get you the goodies. 753 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,703 That man gave me a kick right where I'm breathing, 754 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,338 and I'm pretty lucky to be here. 755 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:47,940 Now, how did you manage it? 756 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:50,076 Manage what? How'd you get away from work? 757 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,978 I wish I was as good at this 758 00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,980 as I am at getting away from work. Gave them a little footwork. 759 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,415 Razzle-dazzle. A lot of razzle-dazzle. 760 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,417 The minstrel man strikes again. 761 00:31:58,450 --> 00:31:59,651 I know, I know. 762 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,553 Well, William, after today you're gonna have enough money 763 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,555 to open up a string of parking lots. 764 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,856 It looks that good, huh? 765 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:08,094 Twenty-to-one in the morning line ain't tin, baby, ain't tin. 766 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:09,962 You really like it? Fucking gold, babe. 767 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,063 Who's the horse? 768 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,531 Numero uno. Numero uno. 769 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,400 Egyptian femme. Tough to figure, right? 770 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,568 He doesn't seem to like to run a lot. 771 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,304 She, she, she, it's a lady. Right. 772 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:21,173 That is beautiful. Right. Been shopping for a big price. 773 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,209 The horse's been getting stiff. Today, we're gonna nail them. 774 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,743 Not much to recommend, Charlie. 775 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,979 The rest are a bunch of dogs, too, right? 776 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,048 Believe me, she's gonna pay you $4 million and change. 777 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,051 If you think the post, the inside post position is bad, 778 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,719 she's got a lot of speed, wire to wire. 779 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,587 You're really not worried, are you? 780 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:39,425 This horse owes me and owes my friend, owes everybody around here. 781 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,093 We're taking down today, my friend. 782 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,195 I'd like to toast that, pal. I'd like to toast that. 783 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:44,463 Let's go see a man about a horse. 784 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,697 A man about a horse. 785 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:49,001 (BOTH VOCALIZING) 786 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:56,608 RACE COMMENTATOR: Egyptian femme is pulling to the front. 787 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:58,710 (CROWD CHEERING) 788 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:01,313 Excuse us. 789 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:05,584 Excuse me. Where is she? 790 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,120 Come on, Egyptian femme! Come on. 791 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:12,491 (CHEERING) 792 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:23,269 ANNOUNCER ON P.A SYSTEM: Egyptian femme has recovered... 793 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:31,610 Don't stop! Don't stop! Go! 794 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:35,347 Come on, Egyptian femme! Come on, stay up there! Stay up there! 795 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:37,449 Come on, Valdez! Stay up there! 796 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,518 Come on Valdez! Who's Valdez? 797 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,088 Valdez is the jockey! Come on, Valdez. 798 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:44,690 CHARLIE: Come on, Valdez. Keep it up there. 799 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:47,126 Come on, Egyptian femme! 800 00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:49,128 He'll make a move now. 801 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,330 Come on, Egyptian femme! Stay up there! 802 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,200 Come on, Valdez! Come on, Valdez! 803 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,834 Come on, Valdez! 804 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,304 Come on! Egyptian femme! 805 00:33:58,337 --> 00:33:59,771 Come on! Come on! Come on! 806 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,777 And he wins! 807 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,213 We, we win! 808 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,480 (YELLING) 809 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:11,383 Take it down. Let's get to the windows and beat the crowds. 810 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,051 Come on, we win this race. 811 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:15,254 We won! 812 00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:17,123 We won that race goin' away. 813 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,557 That was a race. Did you see that race? 814 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:21,393 I mean, Valdez... That race was fantastic. 815 00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:22,794 We didn't even see the tote board. Tote board! 816 00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:24,830 Did you see the other horse? We win this race. 817 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:27,566 I've never done this. I've never come out... 818 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,767 Will you trust me? We won. 819 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,769 Let's see the photo, man. 820 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,604 Photo finish? We won goin' away. What race were you watchin'? 821 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,106 I was watching this race. 822 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,741 Just a little razzle-dazzle. Oh, yeah. 823 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,643 Can you be happy now? I've never done this before. 824 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,711 The horse wins. We're a winner right now. 825 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,680 The horse did not win! Nobody says that. 826 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,815 This is called counting your chickens. 827 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,451 Chickens and counting chickens? 828 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,419 Before they're hatched. 829 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,722 BILL: You spend a whole life out here 830 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:52,491 and, and, and you have a twenty-to-one shot... 831 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:54,293 (CROWD CHEERING) 832 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:56,695 Come on, fellows. Will you get it up here? 833 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,464 I'm telling you, we win the race. What is it? What is it? 834 00:34:58,497 --> 00:34:59,765 Goddamn one horse. 835 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,400 One? Yeah, one. 836 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,736 Egyptian femme! Egyptian femme won! We won! 837 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,505 Where've you been? That's what I've been saying. 838 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:08,740 I can't believe this! 839 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,576 I had that horse! 840 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,247 We're not staying for the next auction? 841 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,683 (WHOOPING) 842 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,318 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 843 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:21,153 That's where my man! 844 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,892 You rotten creep! 845 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,527 Hey, you! 846 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,829 You said Egyptian femme had no chance! 847 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,498 The horse won! 848 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,233 Whose money is that? 849 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:37,403 Had no chance? 850 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:40,172 BILL: Hey, lady, don't throw oranges. 851 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:41,640 The horse had no chance? 852 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:43,642 The horse had no chance? You knew it all along! 853 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:44,843 Are you crazy? 854 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:47,313 Goddamn it, lady, you don't throw oranges on an escalator! 855 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,549 Come on, lady, get back! How's that, lady? 856 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:51,917 That's my hat! 857 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,785 Now, you stop throwing oranges. Stop it! 858 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:54,886 Give me my goddamn hat! 859 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,322 Stop it! 860 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,224 You thief! You want your purse? 861 00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,925 That horse owes me more money! 862 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,928 Here, you want your money? Take your goddamn... 863 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:05,497 You asshole, you can't even throw! 864 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,569 Wonder where he's going to take us for dinner tonight? 865 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,970 Who knows? 866 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,739 But wherever it is, it'll be delicious. 867 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,807 I hope it's the Scala. Yeah, that'd be great. 868 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,277 We can have all that Italian food we love. 869 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,978 We can have mozzarella marinara 870 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,547 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 871 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:22,914 Honey, there he is.rmigiana... 872 00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,583 Zabaglione for dessert. 873 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,618 Now sit down, act natural. 874 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,293 Say, what is this? 875 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:38,297 * Happy birthday to you 876 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:41,233 * Happy birthday to you 877 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,601 It's not my birthday. 878 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:49,007 * Happy birthday dear Barbara 879 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,312 * Happy birthday 880 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:58,717 * To you 881 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,719 CHARLIE: Surprise! 882 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,454 BARBARA: Honey, no, it's not. 883 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,490 Hey, hey, baby. 884 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,658 We're goin' to make it. Here you are, Mr. Tenor, and thank you. 885 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:09,461 Oh, that was delightful. Birthday greetings! 886 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:10,762 Ho, ho, ho! 887 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:12,631 Go on. 888 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,702 Who's that wonderful guy out there? 889 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,605 That man's a tenor. We want you to have the big evening... 890 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,340 We can't have the big evening tonight. 891 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,708 She and I got a date. 892 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,610 What are you talking about? You're not working tonight? 893 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:25,944 BARBARA: Yes, we are. 894 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,479 I saw you eating your breakfast. 895 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,615 Now, I think I'm going to play the piano. 896 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,383 Which way is it? 897 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,452 Honey, sweetheart, it's a very important party. 898 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,053 It's very, very important... 899 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,423 * Dance around 900 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,625 * What you gonna do when the rent comes round? 901 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,993 * What you gonna say? How you gonna pay? 902 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,596 * Judgment day 903 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,064 * Oh, you know, I know 904 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,966 BARBARA: Okay, that's it. That's it now. 905 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:49,568 All right, stop it now. 906 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,904 All right. All right. Stop the music. Stop. 907 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,640 We're expecting Mr. Kramer. 908 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:57,309 We loved all the gifts. We love everything. 909 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:58,644 Are we out of here? 910 00:37:58,677 --> 00:37:59,711 CHARLIE: Yeah. 911 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,713 ...should've been there when you came to the door. 912 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:04,483 But it's $150 apiece, apiece for the evening for dinner. 913 00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:05,684 What? 914 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,519 This evening at $150 each. 915 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:08,787 Are we out of here? 916 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,756 One hundred and fifty each. All we have to do is go to dinner. 917 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,958 Maybe Mr. Kramer wants to give Bill and me $75 apiece. 918 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,960 Bill's awful pretty to show off. 919 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,928 I don't know how to take that. 920 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,697 Not at all. We can tell him we're sick. 921 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,399 BILL: Now I get the feeling 922 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:21,600 I'm being mugged by my friend. 923 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,535 No, no, this is not right. 924 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,036 All right, Bill, out the door. 925 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,972 I'm waiting to say goodbye. 926 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:28,940 You ladies, now, I mean, we're gonna... 927 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,676 It sure was nice. 928 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:32,077 Go in there. 929 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:33,945 Sit down and act natural. 930 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:35,881 I think you're unfair. 931 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:43,689 Susan and Barbara must not be deprived of our companionship tonight. 932 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,524 BILL: Certainly not. 933 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:46,758 They were lookin' super. 934 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:47,926 Should we look inside? 935 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,461 Absolutely. 936 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:53,432 Mr. Kramer must be some funny dude. 937 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,137 Hi. 938 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,872 It's me. Do you remember me? 939 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:01,940 Of course I remember you. 940 00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:02,974 Is there anyone else here? 941 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,075 Honey, no, there's just us. 942 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:05,711 Are you sure? Positive. 943 00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:06,945 Okay. 944 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,083 Hi. 945 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,453 Oh, hi, hi. 946 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,854 Sweetheart, you look terrific. 947 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,489 Do you like it? Yeah. 948 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,460 You smell wonderful. 949 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:22,561 Oh, thank you. I'm so glad you like it. 950 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:23,895 What are you wearing? Thank you. 951 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,864 What are you... 952 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,799 Ah, it's Joy, isn't it? 953 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,801 No, no, it's Shalimar. 954 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,036 Shalimar. 955 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,604 Do you like it? BARBARA: Oh, god. 956 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:34,005 Mr. Chan! Mr. Chan! 957 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,074 (LAUGHING) 958 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,643 Shalimar is my favorite perfume. 959 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:40,612 Oh, it's one of mine, too. Do you like the dress, huh? 960 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:43,882 I had it... Oops, yes, I had it made in Omaha. 961 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,684 Yeah, but I just, well... 962 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:48,520 I just never had the balls to wear it, you know, outside. 963 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,689 Well, honey, it's sexy... I love the dress. 964 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,123 HELEN: Listen to me. Dignified. 965 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:53,725 Elegant. It is. It's elegant. 966 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:54,960 Listen, tonight we're gonna go to Chasen's. 967 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,161 Chasen's tonight. 968 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,029 And then I've got a great big surprise. 969 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,431 What is it? 970 00:39:59,465 --> 00:40:00,932 After chasen's, what? 971 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:03,034 I don't know if I should tell you. Tell us. A little hint. 972 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,536 Tell, please. Go ahead. 973 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:05,704 It has something to do with music. 974 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,439 Music. You know? 975 00:40:07,473 --> 00:40:09,641 Listen, before we go, let's have a cocktail. 976 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,577 I made us some daiquiris. How about it? 977 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,745 Thank you. I'll get you yours. 978 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,881 Thanks. 979 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,449 You're my best friends. 980 00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:18,517 Really? 981 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,085 Thank you, Helen. 982 00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,888 Yeah, now you want to give this to Helen. 983 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,056 Honey, don't drink it. Give it to Helen. 984 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,526 It's just taking forever. What is that? 985 00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:28,927 I might have to take the top off. 986 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,096 Okay, give this one to Helen. 987 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,998 Shake it up a bit. 988 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,567 That's for Helen, now. That's good. 989 00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:37,669 HELEN: Oh, thank you. 990 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:38,904 Here. 991 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,606 Hurry, Barbara, I want to make a toast. 992 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,874 Okay. Great. 993 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,243 To Helen and her new look. To Helen. 994 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,712 Yes, you look great. 995 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:47,846 Elegant. Yes, elegant. 996 00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:49,080 Thank you. Thank you. 997 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,849 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Wonderful. 998 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,818 Who's that? Wait a minute. Are you expecting anyone? 999 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,052 No. Are you sure? 1000 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:56,254 I'm positive. And don't worry, honey, I can take care of it. 1001 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,589 Don't worry. 1002 00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,591 She can take care of it. I hope so. 1003 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:02,260 Really, she can take care of it. She takes care of everything. 1004 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,829 She does, really. I'll take care of you. 1005 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,797 Okay, ladies, vice. We're vice. 1006 00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:06,998 Vice? 1007 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,100 CHARLIE: Detective Waters and this is detective Denny. 1008 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,002 Which one of you girls is Barbara Miller? 1009 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:12,103 Barbara, you didn't say... 1010 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,973 The young one must be Susan Peters. 1011 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,975 You damn cops just can't come in here... 1012 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:18,877 Be quiet, and don't call us damn cops. What's your name, honey? 1013 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,979 Brown. Brown, huh? 1014 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:22,113 Yes, sir. 1015 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,915 First name? Helen. 1016 00:41:23,949 --> 00:41:25,517 Helen Gurley Brown? 1017 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:26,852 HELEN: No, no, sir. 1018 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,187 CHARLIE: What's going... Hey, come on now. 1019 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,289 It's not a laughing matter, girls. 1020 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,858 Close the door, will you? 1021 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,626 The door. Close the door. 1022 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:37,796 And check the premises for any marijuana or pot or firearms. 1023 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:38,897 I'm gonna check. 1024 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,532 I do not like the feel of this. 1025 00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:41,767 You can't search this house without... 1026 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,902 You just be quiet, lady. 1027 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,971 We'll run you downtown. You feel like being frisked? 1028 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,305 No, no. 1029 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,874 You can't frisk an old woman, a sweet old woman... 1030 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:50,842 Yeah, well. 1031 00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:52,744 Shalimar? HELEN: Yes, sir. 1032 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:53,979 Smells good. Thank you. 1033 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,046 You got a cold? Yes, sir. 1034 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,514 Oh, yeah. 1035 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,851 Here's a sourball. 1036 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:01,119 No, thank you. It's good for your throat. 1037 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,320 No, I don't even want this drink. 1038 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,656 CHARLIE: Take a sourball. Got one for me? 1039 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,692 Yeah, I got one for you. 1040 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:09,060 You seem like a more responsible, older woman than these girls. 1041 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:10,295 Are you misleading these young girls? 1042 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:11,797 No, I'm not. She's just a friend. 1043 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,131 They're not friends. 1044 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,100 They're not? What are you doing here? 1045 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:17,636 I'm a friend of their aunt's. Don't talk like that. You just shut up. 1046 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:19,037 I think we ought to take them downtown and book them. 1047 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:21,206 Run them right downtown. Let's take them in. 1048 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,373 Charlie, let me have a word with you. 1049 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:25,043 Now, you just girls stay right there. You just be quiet. 1050 00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,746 They're not friends of mine. I'm a friend of their aunt's. 1051 00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:30,181 What do you think, pal? 1052 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:31,850 I think the one in the middle looks dangerous. 1053 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,018 Her mouth turns down... 1054 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,319 BILL: I know. I don't trust her. 1055 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:37,623 I think we ought to take her down and book her. 1056 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:40,058 Well, how about we book the two on the end 1057 00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,727 and let the one in the middle go? 1058 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,161 Oh, yeah, you're feeling sorry for her, huh? 1059 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,362 I think so. 1060 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,232 I'll make an exception. You're sure? 1061 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:50,936 Helen, Helen, stand back and look at me when I talk to you. 1062 00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:52,103 Sorry. 1063 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,776 You look like a very well-dressed woman. 1064 00:42:57,809 --> 00:42:58,944 I am. 1065 00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:00,946 Good background. Well-educated. 1066 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,013 That's right. 1067 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,281 Religious. 1068 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,751 My partner here and I think we are gonna believe 1069 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:07,018 that you had nothing to do 1070 00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:08,820 with what's goin' on, on the premises and that... 1071 00:43:08,854 --> 00:43:10,956 I'm just a friend. Believe me. 1072 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:14,092 But we do feel that you should vacate the premises immediately. 1073 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:17,162 Bless you. Bye, Helen. 1074 00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:19,230 CHARLIE: Take care of your cold, sweetheart. 1075 00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:20,899 BILL: Shut the door, Helen. 1076 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,834 SUSAN: Bye. 1077 00:43:22,868 --> 00:43:25,036 You people ought to be arrested. Jesus Christ! 1078 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:26,872 I can't believe you did that. What was that? 1079 00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:29,708 I love your brown shawl. 1080 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,176 Okay, now, let's get... 1081 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:32,978 You're not really a policeman, are you? 1082 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,780 Oh, no. Do you think, if I was a cop, I would arrest you? 1083 00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:37,849 People, now, how does Mexican food sound to you? 1084 00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:40,385 Mexican food. Oh, that sounds delicious. 1085 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:41,753 Do we have time to change our clothes? 1086 00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:44,122 Get out of your work clothes and get into something comfortable. 1087 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,992 Don't take too much time or we're gonna get Helen and take her. 1088 00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:48,293 Oh, excuse me. 1089 00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:51,863 ANNOUNCER ON P.A. SYSTEM: And here we go. 1090 00:43:51,897 --> 00:43:54,866 You're crazy. It's a bet. It's a bet. 1091 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,869 The black guy over there. What's his name? 1092 00:43:57,903 --> 00:43:59,771 The black guy? The black guy? 1093 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,774 (PEOPLE YELLING) 1094 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:04,142 Take him out with a good punch. 1095 00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:06,878 Come on, baby. 1096 00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:09,380 (PEOPLE YELLING) 1097 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,249 CHARLIE: Boy, do we got Morgan. 1098 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:15,887 (CROWD SCREAMING) 1099 00:44:15,921 --> 00:44:18,323 Place your bet. You wanna place your bet. 1100 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,158 What do you want to bet? What do you want to bet? 1101 00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:21,993 Forty and sixty. Forty and sixty. 1102 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:26,331 I bet you even your man don't stop my man. 1103 00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:27,833 You got it. Even money. 1104 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,101 (CROWD YELLING) 1105 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,803 CHARLIE: Come on Morgan! 1106 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:36,041 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1107 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:38,076 Come on, sit down, lady, sit down. 1108 00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:39,911 Come on, Roy. 1109 00:44:39,945 --> 00:44:43,414 (BELL RINGING) 1110 00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:46,317 We got the first round now. You got the money they're floatin' you, right? 1111 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,987 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1112 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,989 Fifteen. 15 on Collins. 1113 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,924 Yeah. Okay. Collins is a wonderful guy. 1114 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,960 Got good marks in school. 1115 00:44:54,993 --> 00:44:56,327 I know him. 1116 00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:59,030 He just don't fight too good, though. 1117 00:44:59,064 --> 00:45:00,999 He ought to be playing baseball or somethin'. 1118 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,169 Want another $15 on this? 1119 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,071 No, no, I got one bet left. I'm gonna bet for your hat, man. 1120 00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:08,373 I wanna win your hat. My man's gonna win this fight. 1121 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:10,909 MAN: You want my hat? My bell helmet hat? 1122 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:12,410 Yeah, right. Give it to him. 1123 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:14,479 Here, you got it. $10. Right. 1124 00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:15,914 For your shirt. 1125 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:17,749 (BELL CLANGING) 1126 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:19,250 (CROWD YELLING) 1127 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,422 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1128 00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:31,763 Get in there! 1129 00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:32,998 Keep working! 1130 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,065 Whoo! 1131 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:35,266 Get in there! 1132 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,403 (CHEERING) 1133 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:42,140 I think that we won all 3 rounds. 1134 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:46,177 After 3 rounds, the official decision of the judges... 1135 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:47,678 (CROWD CHEERING) 1136 00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:53,985 Here you go. 1137 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:56,121 Thanks a lot. I'll take the hat now. 1138 00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:57,956 You've seen sugar ray knock out foreman. 1139 00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:00,992 Come on, people. Thank you very much. 1140 00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:02,994 Come on, let's get out of here now. 1141 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,762 (PEOPLE BOOING) 1142 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:11,002 Okay, you lay me 10-to-five. 1143 00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:12,570 I got suit, you got lumberjack. 1144 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,906 BILL: You gotta be nuts. 1145 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,875 CHARLIE: Why, lumberjack has got to be two-to-one over a suit, anytime. 1146 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:19,044 BILL: Okay. They both can't fight. Hey, come on. 1147 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:20,445 CHARLIE: Get out of here! 1148 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:24,515 $1580 1149 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,884 * We're all winning 1150 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,252 Winning all over the place now. 1151 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,387 * The moon is shining high 1152 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:30,889 Definitely, we're gonna have to take care of you girls 1153 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:33,091 to make up for that silly old man. 1154 00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:36,361 But we're gonna make up for Mr. Helen Girley. 1155 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,029 BILL: What's on the agenda? 1156 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:41,532 Right now, we're off to, uh, the Latin quarter now. 1157 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,168 Now, Latin quarter. We'll go dancing. 1158 00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,871 We'll go, uh, anywhere you say now. 1159 00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:48,206 I mean, you and me are knocking them dead with this $1,580. 1160 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,841 MAN: Stick 'em up. 1161 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,977 BILL: I'm sorry I hit your nose. 1162 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,082 (CHUCKLES) 1163 00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,184 Put her in the car, man. Put her in the car, man. Stick 'em up, man. 1164 00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:05,256 I don't believe it. It's hard to believe. Wait a second. 1165 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,391 Put the money on the table. 1166 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:08,326 I can hardly believe this right now. 1167 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:10,195 (GUN CLICKING) I'll blow your fuckin' face off. 1168 00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:11,496 Then you'll believe it. 1169 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:13,298 Will you do what he tells you? 1170 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,867 I don't believe this. Relax. I'll blow your fuckin' head off. 1171 00:47:15,901 --> 00:47:17,502 Wait a second. You're not blowin' nothin' off. 1172 00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:19,070 I don't believe it. Two nights in a row, right. 1173 00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:20,338 We're gettin' robbed two nights in a row. 1174 00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:22,140 Put the money on the table, man. 1175 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,475 Do what he tells you. Please, Charlie. 1176 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,477 Wait a second now. 1177 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,513 CHARLIE: Okay, here's $780, man. That's it. 1178 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,081 You got half and we're takin' half. 1179 00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:32,350 Now, take the money and run. Go ahead, $780, man. 1180 00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:35,053 Don't think about it. Take the money and go. 1181 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,621 Get out of here, you fuckin' bum! 1182 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,523 Get out of here, man! 1183 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,961 * This town is full of boys 1184 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:45,964 * Who think they're mighty wise 1185 00:47:45,997 --> 00:47:48,033 * Just because they know 1186 00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:49,935 * A thing or two 1187 00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,205 * You meet them night and day 1188 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,242 * Strollin' up and down broadway 1189 00:47:57,275 --> 00:48:00,178 * Tellin' all the wonders 1190 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:01,913 * They can do 1191 00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:03,949 CHARLIE: Cut our winnings in half. 1192 00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:06,484 * There are conmen and there's roosters 1193 00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:09,387 * There's card men and crap shooters 1194 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:13,124 * They congregate around the metro bowl 1195 00:48:13,158 --> 00:48:15,093 I call. I call. 1196 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:19,430 * They wear flashy ties and collars 1197 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:23,969 * And the way they get their dollars 1198 00:48:24,002 --> 00:48:26,204 * They all have got an ace 1199 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:30,308 * Stuck in the hole 1200 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:34,179 Take your hand off my knee, will you? 1201 00:48:34,212 --> 00:48:35,580 I dropped a card. 1202 00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:37,115 You're not allowed to do that. 1203 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:38,516 Your hand is dead. I can't help it, I dropped it. 1204 00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:40,151 Well, then your hand is dead. 1205 00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:41,419 Hand's dead. 1206 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:42,587 WOMAN: Come on, let's go. 1207 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,289 What do you want? 1208 00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:46,457 She was aces full. 1209 00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:48,259 What did you have, four of what? 1210 00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:50,461 Hey, let her play her own cards. 1211 00:48:50,495 --> 00:48:52,063 Come on, girls. 1212 00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:54,332 This ain't Santa Anita. You're playin' poker. 1213 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,603 You girls are sure gettin' good cards, huh? 1214 00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,571 You girls friends from way back, you two? 1215 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,407 No, we don't even know each other. 1216 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,474 I've never seen her before. 1217 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:05,376 I don't care how old you are. 1218 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:06,711 Right in the choppers, lady. 1219 00:49:06,744 --> 00:49:08,379 WOMAN: Come on. Be nice, will you? 1220 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,015 The lowest you can get. 1221 00:49:10,048 --> 00:49:12,517 (WOMEN CHEERING) 1222 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:14,119 I fold. I will raise you. 1223 00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:15,286 I call. 1224 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,554 WOMAN 1: I don't want you to see it. 1225 00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:18,189 All right, let's ante up. 1226 00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:20,558 All right. WOMAN 2: All right, everybody in. 1227 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:22,760 WOMAN 3: That's right. Why don't you go home... 1228 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:25,330 * Thought their name 1229 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:27,398 * Would be mud 1230 00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:31,436 * Like a palm playin' 1231 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,039 * Stud 1232 00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:36,674 * If they 1233 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:39,344 * Lost 1234 00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:44,349 * That old east town in 1235 00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:47,152 * The fold 1236 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,120 You're burying me here. Get a chinaman in this game. 1237 00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:50,555 WOMAN 1: We're falling apart. WOMAN 2: I fold. 1238 00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:53,191 SPARK ON PHONE: Man, I, I don't even understand 1239 00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:54,392 what you were tryin' to tell me. 1240 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,427 You figure you're entitled to a free shot... 1241 00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,763 I, I never said I was entitled to a free... 1242 00:49:58,796 --> 00:50:01,366 Then what are we talkin' about? 1243 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:03,768 When have I never paid you your money, Spark? 1244 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:05,270 Layin' the old thug routine on you? 1245 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:06,871 It's not the question of not paying. 1246 00:50:06,904 --> 00:50:09,540 It's when you do not pay me on time, and time is the thing. 1247 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:11,209 You know, week to week, I pay you... 1248 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:13,411 I understand that, Spark. Why do you do that stuff? 1249 00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,313 Okay, okay. You've owed me for 9 months. 1250 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,748 All right, I did, I did. Let's make a deal. 1251 00:50:17,782 --> 00:50:19,717 Tell him you're sendin' him some green stamps. 1252 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,819 Barbara, how many times have I told you 1253 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,389 I do not wish to be interrupted when I'm in conference with Mr. Waters? 1254 00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:26,291 Listen to me. You told me four times. 1255 00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:29,094 Get out of here, will you, Barbara. He wants to see you now. 1256 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:30,728 Tell him he's talkin' to a thug. 1257 00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:32,763 Tell him he'll get his legs broke. 1258 00:50:32,797 --> 00:50:35,233 I'll tell him his legs are broken, that's why he can't see him. 1259 00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:39,170 Here is the deal, 10 days. You don't cut me off for 10 days, 1260 00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:41,572 and you got your money in your hands. 1261 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,208 That's it. That's my word. 1262 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:46,144 SPARK: Okay, let me, let me tell you my situation. All right? 1263 00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:47,645 You wanna hear that? You care? 1264 00:50:47,678 --> 00:50:49,347 Okay, spark. Yeah, I do care. 1265 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,682 I am getting buried at this point. 1266 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,784 I mean, it's been a very, very bad day. 1267 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:55,453 I understand that, Spark. 1268 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:58,623 I cannot carry you for more than that 10 days. 1269 00:50:58,656 --> 00:51:00,091 10 days, that's it. 1270 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,526 I mean, if it's 11 days... 1271 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,428 No 11 days. It cannot be. 1272 00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:05,496 Right. No stories, nothing. 10 days. 1273 00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:06,831 What if you lose more money? 1274 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,766 Even if I should lose more money. 1275 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:11,336 You're gonna be able to handle that? Right. 1276 00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:14,705 Tell him to get preparation h. Do him good. Will you give me a break? 1277 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,142 You're going to get it? No stories? I've got it. 1278 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:18,543 I just didn't wanna tap the source, 1279 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:21,446 I didn't want to do it that way, but I'm gonna. 1280 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:24,182 What do you want? 1281 00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:25,616 What are the Lakers? 1282 00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:27,752 5 and a half. 5 and a half. 1283 00:51:27,785 --> 00:51:29,587 (MOUTHING SILENTLY) 1284 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:32,290 Okay, Spark, I'll call you back. 1285 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:35,726 Five and a half to make you laugh. William, you bet your house on this game, 1286 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,495 lay the five and a half, you get out tonight. 1287 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:39,197 I don't know, Charlie. I know. 1288 00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:40,831 If I had an estate in the country 1289 00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:42,667 I would lay it and tap out on the Lakers. 1290 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,735 They're coverin' tonight. 1291 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:47,172 This game scares me, Charlie. No, no, don't be frightened. 1292 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:50,475 Now Mr. West, Mr. Goodrich, Mr. Cook's forum, tonight, 1293 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:51,676 they blow the suns out. 1294 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,678 Where do you get your confidence? 1295 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:56,347 The Lakers have been playing crappy, and the Suns are hot. 1296 00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:58,549 Oh, come on. So the Lakers lose two in a row. 1297 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,117 Four in a row. 1298 00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:03,188 Right. And, believe me, it doesn't matter. Phoenix wins two or three in a row. 1299 00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:05,356 Five. Five in a row? Playing pretty good. 1300 00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:07,625 That's what I'm trying to tell you. No, no, don't matter. 1301 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,794 This is the double reverse. You lay the five and a half, 1302 00:52:09,827 --> 00:52:11,629 and you bet your house on it. 1303 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,198 You've been saying this for three weeks. 1304 00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:15,400 I'm lucky I'm not much of a property owner. 1305 00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:17,635 SUSAN: Hey, Barbara, I really like these red Christmas bulbs. 1306 00:52:17,668 --> 00:52:20,438 You think next year we should do the whole Christmas tree in them? 1307 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,906 BARBARA: Don't you think that's a bit on the nose? 1308 00:52:21,939 --> 00:52:24,242 BILL: How you been? Hi. How are you? 1309 00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,610 Fine. Fine. 1310 00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:27,745 I was just driving by, thought I'd say hello. 1311 00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,747 Good, good. What are you all doing? 1312 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:33,718 Cleaning out the car. SUSAN: Putting up Christmas lights. 1313 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:35,320 Charlie up yet? 1314 00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:37,255 No. Yeah. Up and gone. 1315 00:52:37,288 --> 00:52:38,923 Oh, yeah? Where'd he go? 1316 00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:42,193 I don't know. He got up so early, I couldn't believe it. 1317 00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:43,661 Listen, come on in for some coffee. 1318 00:52:43,694 --> 00:52:45,230 No, I can't. Thanks. 1319 00:52:45,263 --> 00:52:46,831 Just one cup of coffee. 1320 00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,433 I'll take a rain check. 1321 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:49,834 All right. Bye, bill. BILL: Nice seeing you. 1322 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:55,172 (HUMMING) 1323 00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:58,409 Hey, Harvey! Bill. 1324 00:52:58,443 --> 00:53:00,678 How are you? Bill Denny. What are you doing here? 1325 00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:03,648 Well, I checked at the other store, and they said you might be over here. 1326 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:05,616 Wait a minute. Don't tell me why you came. 1327 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:07,552 I'm getting a flash. 1328 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:10,855 You see, I have a good amount of E.S.P. I'm blessed with it. 1329 00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:13,758 My wife kids me about it, but she respects it when I get these flashes. 1330 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:17,662 Let me see how close I can get to what's going on here. I get... 1331 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,531 I get that you're probably back with your old lady, 1332 00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:23,301 and that you want to paint your garage door, 1333 00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,270 perhaps even the whole front of your house. 1334 00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:26,837 Yes, I'm getting the color. 1335 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:28,906 It's a greenish color. Right? 1336 00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:30,375 How close did I get? 1337 00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:31,709 I need a loan, Harvey. 1338 00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:33,010 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1339 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,579 A loan? Yeah. 1340 00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:42,953 (CAR HONKING) 1341 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:46,324 WOMAN: How are you? 1342 00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:47,725 Terrific. 1343 00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:49,827 What's your name? Larry. 1344 00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:53,598 Larry, I know you're going in here to win a bundle. 1345 00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:56,701 Why don't you come and see me when you come out? 1346 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,439 He would like to see Nugie, please. 1347 00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:03,007 Okay, come on in. 1348 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,242 (WOMAN CHATTERING) 1349 00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,612 Hello. 1350 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:08,913 Hi. How are you? 1351 00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:11,382 Just go on in through the kitchen. They're in the other room. 1352 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:13,684 Nugie, there's a guy here. 1353 00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,620 NUGIE: Yeah, yeah. 1354 00:54:15,653 --> 00:54:17,455 Howdy. Howdy, Nugie. 1355 00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:18,923 Trouble finding the place? No, no, it's fine. 1356 00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:20,325 There's some crap in the kitchen if you want... 1357 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:22,493 No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1358 00:54:22,527 --> 00:54:23,894 Grab a chair. 1359 00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:25,896 Three, six, nine. 1360 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,666 What've you got? Jack, five, seven. 1361 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,501 (MAN CHATTERING) 1362 00:54:30,535 --> 00:54:32,737 I don't know who you know here. This is Bill. 1363 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:33,804 Hi. 1364 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:38,075 Four, five, six. 1365 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:41,379 What're you doing? You're gonna play chess. I call. 1366 00:54:41,412 --> 00:54:43,914 Six card low ball. 1367 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:45,650 Forced to bet the first high card. 1368 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:47,418 Three dollars the third and fourth card. Six dollars... 1369 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:49,620 Come on, let's keep the game moving. 1370 00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:51,389 Three. Bet him, Nugie. 1371 00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:53,358 Terrific. 1372 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,059 True love never runs smooth. 1373 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:56,761 I bet three dollars. 1374 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,863 Force the bet to $30. 1375 00:54:58,896 --> 00:55:00,465 PLAYER 1: I raise it three dollars. 1376 00:55:00,498 --> 00:55:04,001 First high card. Three dollars the third and fourth card. Fifth card six. $12. 1377 00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:06,103 PLAYER 2: No check and raise. Check and raise. 1378 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,339 Three dollars to you, he raised you. 1379 00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:09,707 What's the buy-in? 1380 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,742 Two hundred dollars buy-in. Help the man. 1381 00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:13,878 PLAYER 3: Three dollars. 1382 00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:15,546 (MEN CHATTERING) 1383 00:55:15,580 --> 00:55:16,981 PLAYER 4: I don't know. No problem. 1384 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:18,516 PLAYER 5: Very nice. 1385 00:55:18,549 --> 00:55:19,950 NUGIE: Feel free, man. 1386 00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:23,588 Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, anytime. 1387 00:55:23,621 --> 00:55:27,358 They get me, man. Don't worry. 1388 00:55:27,392 --> 00:55:29,460 Next week, you'll beat their brains in. 1389 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,616 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1390 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:58,155 There you go. Would you like to see a menu? 1391 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,724 No. 1392 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,592 (WAITRESS CHATTERING) 1393 00:56:05,563 --> 00:56:07,398 WAITRESS: Hi, Sparkie. 1394 00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:09,467 How are you, honey? 1395 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,968 Right over here. 1396 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,072 Whoa, hiya, baby. 1397 00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:16,874 What happened to your leg? 1398 00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,609 Numbness. 1399 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:21,812 Don't play ball after 15 years, lemme tell you that. 1400 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:23,748 I didn't know you played ball. 1401 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:25,450 Actually, I did, you know. With the pirates. 1402 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:26,751 You're kidding. 1403 00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:27,852 No, nothing important. 1404 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,087 No, I don't want the menu. 1405 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,056 Give me the real hot chili. All right? Sure. 1406 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:33,858 Sangria? All right. 1407 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,560 You want some chili? No, I'm fine. 1408 00:56:35,593 --> 00:56:37,762 They got great zucchini in here. You want that? 1409 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:39,930 Class-a boy? No. 1410 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,966 I had a shot for, uh... 1411 00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:45,069 Well, it wasn't a shot, it was just, you know... 1412 00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:48,639 What do you make my figure? 1413 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:50,475 As your carry-over I got you down 1414 00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:53,177 for $2,200. It's a tough week, babe. 1415 00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:55,680 No, that's okay. I'll tell you, uh, 1416 00:56:57,114 --> 00:57:00,985 this guy, Lloyd Harris, who's the honcho where I work, 1417 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:02,887 he had a very good Christmas season. 1418 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,555 What he's created is a slush fund... 1419 00:57:04,589 --> 00:57:08,493 You're not telling me a story now, are you? 1420 00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:10,227 I don't know what you mean. Come on, man, 1421 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:13,731 I mean, I carried you one year. Am I right? 1422 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:14,932 Yeah. 1423 00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:16,200 Was there any pressure put on you at all? 1424 00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:17,134 No, you were very nice. 1425 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,969 Forget nice. I don't give a fuck about nice. 1426 00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:21,005 You know that that year... 1427 00:57:21,038 --> 00:57:22,973 Please, just forget about this. 1428 00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:24,842 Now, the point is, this is totally different. 1429 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,944 It's strictly on a cash basis. I told you that. 1430 00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:28,479 Right, right. 1431 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,881 Did I tell you that I got hurt in two busts, that my parents were out here, 1432 00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:33,851 that I'm getting killed all over the fucking place? 1433 00:57:33,884 --> 00:57:35,553 I mean, I told you this up front. 1434 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:38,689 Did I not tell you that? 1435 00:57:38,723 --> 00:57:41,926 I'm asking you a question. Did I not tell you that? 1436 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,329 Okay, I beat you. 1437 00:57:45,362 --> 00:57:47,865 Ten days later you come to me, and you don't have any money. 1438 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:51,101 You're out of line already, babe, but I extend that. 1439 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:52,570 I mean, I extended it to you. 1440 00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:54,238 You told me you gonna have the cash. 1441 00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:56,240 You got things going. I don't know what you're saying to me. 1442 00:57:56,273 --> 00:58:00,545 But you're gonna have the money, you have a way to get the money. 1443 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:02,246 I mean, did you not say that? 1444 00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:05,650 What you're trying to tell me is, come payoff day, 1445 00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:08,018 you don't have dollar one, plus you owe me more. 1446 00:58:08,052 --> 00:58:10,087 Man, I've heard it before. 1447 00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:15,025 You don't have dollar one, do you? 1448 00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:17,027 Spark... 1449 00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:19,196 You gotta think I'm some stupid schmuck you're dealing with. 1450 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:21,131 I got to tell you something, pal. 1451 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:23,701 In my line of thinking, you took a total, out-and-out shot at me... 1452 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:26,771 Look, spark, that's not it at all. Well, what is it then? 1453 00:58:26,804 --> 00:58:28,172 Listen to me. 1454 00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:31,842 I got $700 for you tomorrow. 1455 00:58:31,876 --> 00:58:34,645 Why didn't you say that in the beginning? 1456 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:37,648 Why didn't you say it? 1457 00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:42,587 Because you didn't give me a chance. 1458 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,689 What about the other $1,500? One week. 1459 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,597 (SIGHING) 1460 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:55,900 I'll tell you, boy... 1461 00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:59,303 WAITRESS: What's wrong, Sparkie? Don't you want your chili? 1462 00:58:59,336 --> 00:59:00,971 What's wrong? 1463 00:59:01,005 --> 00:59:03,240 Nothing's wrong. What? 1464 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:05,175 Want some chili? No. 1465 00:59:08,078 --> 00:59:10,147 WOMAN: Hey, sport, you wanna fill this up? 1466 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,750 You're Sergio something? 1467 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:15,753 You gonna fill this up or not? Thanks. 1468 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,054 Righto. 1469 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:18,355 You know Jenny Carr? 1470 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,757 Coming. 1471 00:59:22,827 --> 00:59:24,829 She's shacking up with my old man. 1472 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:27,231 He gave me this watch for Christmas. 1473 00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:31,035 I don't ever take it off. Ain't it pretty? 1474 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:33,971 You can even wear it in the tub with you. 1475 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:35,706 BARTENDER: What are you having? Cognac? 1476 00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:38,175 I don't believe these guys fucking around the way they do. 1477 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:40,745 Gum? WOMAN: I'd never do things like that. 1478 00:59:40,778 --> 00:59:42,947 Nobody's eating gum today. 1479 00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:45,082 Hey, you, where'd you get that t-shirt? 1480 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:46,350 Playing softball. 1481 00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:47,952 What position do you play? 1482 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:49,153 Any position. 1483 00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:51,856 Oh, yeah? I like shortstop myself. 1484 00:59:51,889 --> 00:59:53,658 I got this neat dog. 1485 00:59:53,691 --> 00:59:57,962 It's all fluffy and darling. Did you hear me? 1486 00:59:57,995 --> 00:59:59,296 I hear you. You got a dog. 1487 00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:03,033 What the fuck am I doing in this dump, anyway? 1488 01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:05,102 You should've seen the place where I was last night. 1489 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:06,637 It was really classy. 1490 01:00:06,671 --> 01:00:07,838 Any chance you could go back there? 1491 01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:11,942 No, classy places don't open this early. 1492 01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:13,711 The only trouble with my dog is he shits on the floor 1493 01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:16,013 and I don't know what to do about it. What do you do about it? 1494 01:00:16,046 --> 01:00:18,182 You know? 1495 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:19,383 You try cleaning it up? 1496 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,719 Yeah, I tried that. It didn't do any good. 1497 01:00:21,752 --> 01:00:24,154 He just sits there and looks at me. 1498 01:00:24,188 --> 01:00:26,390 Just some dumb fuck like all the men around here. 1499 01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:28,659 Bunch of faggots. I bet they can't even get it up. 1500 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:33,030 Oh, shit. What am I doing here? 1501 01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:39,336 Fuck you, faggot! 1502 01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:49,146 BARTENDER: You want some more nuts? 1503 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,853 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1504 01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:58,155 Is that you, Barbara? 1505 01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,690 It's Bill. 1506 01:00:59,724 --> 01:01:01,091 Come in. 1507 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,092 Come in? 1508 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:05,062 Yeah, the door's unlocked. Come in. Right. 1509 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:08,933 Hi. Hi. 1510 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:19,043 Barbara not here? 1511 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,878 She's out on a date. 1512 01:01:24,114 --> 01:01:25,349 What are you doing? 1513 01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:27,184 Reading my book. 1514 01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:31,488 I don't like to stay in my room at night when no one's here. 1515 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,457 We're going to Hawaii tomorrow for two weeks. 1516 01:01:33,490 --> 01:01:36,460 Yeah? Yeah, we're really excited about it, too. 1517 01:01:36,493 --> 01:01:37,928 I'll bet. 1518 01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,399 Charlie never did come back. 1519 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:44,902 Do you know what happened to him? 1520 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:46,470 No. 1521 01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:51,275 Do you want to come in and sit down? 1522 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:53,744 Yeah, okay. 1523 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:03,320 You're married, aren't you? 1524 01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:09,493 Well, what, what difference does it make? 1525 01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:11,762 It doesn't make any difference. 1526 01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:13,497 We're separated. 1527 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:16,066 Yeah? 1528 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,502 Who are you going to Hawaii with? Who's taking you to Hawaii? 1529 01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:21,338 Just a couple of guys. These friends of Barbara's. 1530 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:22,840 I don't even know them. 1531 01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:25,342 You don't even know them? Uh-uh. 1532 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,444 Suppose you don't like them? 1533 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:30,180 Those are the chances you have to take. 1534 01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:41,191 You wanna make love to me? Right now? 1535 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,394 That has crossed my mind. 1536 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:46,797 It has? Yeah. 1537 01:02:46,831 --> 01:02:49,466 This sounds silly, but I don't have any money. 1538 01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:51,168 That's okay. 1539 01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:52,937 Yeah? Yeah. 1540 01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:54,905 Yeah. I mean, I really like you. 1541 01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:56,540 I mean, it's... 1542 01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:58,208 It's different. 1543 01:02:58,242 --> 01:03:00,377 It's different? Mmm-hmm. 1544 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:02,212 Why is it different? 1545 01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:06,583 Well, I mean, I, I really like you. 1546 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:10,587 I really, really like you a lot. 1547 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,556 You brought me that dog. 1548 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:14,458 Took me to the fights. 1549 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,460 It was like a real date. 1550 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:22,933 I think I'm gonna kiss you. Yeah. 1551 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:34,011 Hey, isn't this Barbara's room? 1552 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:35,545 She doesn't care. 1553 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,589 Having trouble? 1554 01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:47,324 Mmm, not anymore. 1555 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:53,463 It's okay, I'll do it. 1556 01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,900 I got it. I got it. 1557 01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:57,101 Open it. 1558 01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:06,944 What's the matter? Nothing. 1559 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:08,913 You're taking so long. 1560 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:10,580 (LAUGHING) 1561 01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:13,317 You didn't unzip it all the way. 1562 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:16,120 You can't take my foot off with the boot. 1563 01:04:18,422 --> 01:04:19,957 No, no, no. 1564 01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:21,892 You gotta unzip it first. 1565 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:24,394 (GRUNTING) Okay. 1566 01:04:26,663 --> 01:04:28,232 You're kind of clumsy. 1567 01:04:28,265 --> 01:04:30,300 I can get it. Do you want me to do it? 1568 01:04:30,334 --> 01:04:31,668 I can do it. 1569 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:33,570 I'll do it. It's all right. It's all right. 1570 01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:35,239 I'll do it. 1571 01:04:35,272 --> 01:04:36,573 BARBARA: Hi. 1572 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:37,975 Hi, Barbara. 1573 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:39,476 What you doing? 1574 01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:41,311 We're going to use your bed, okay? 1575 01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:43,613 Great. I just have to find my T.V. Guide. 1576 01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:45,649 I think it's under the bed. 1577 01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:47,517 I think it's under here. 1578 01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:50,187 Shit, I can't tell you what a crappy evening I had. 1579 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,689 Son of a bitch almost threw up all over me. 1580 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,224 Damn guy. 1581 01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:57,127 Well, he already paid me, so I guess it's, you know... How was your evening? 1582 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:58,929 Great. Having a good time. 1583 01:04:58,963 --> 01:05:00,530 Good. One of us is lucking out. 1584 01:05:00,564 --> 01:05:02,232 There it is. Got it. 1585 01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:05,402 SUSAN: Here, I got it. Oh, good. Got it. 1586 01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:07,037 (DOOR CLOSING) 1587 01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:09,473 What the... 1588 01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:12,209 Where did he go? He's gone. 1589 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:16,413 Oh, darling. Come on. 1590 01:05:16,446 --> 01:05:19,383 Come on, sweetheart. That's a girl. 1591 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,419 That's a girl. There. 1592 01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:24,288 He didn't really like me. 1593 01:05:24,321 --> 01:05:26,056 Of course he did. 1594 01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:27,491 No, he didn't. 1595 01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:30,927 Not really. 1596 01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:36,433 Honey, think about tomorrow. 1597 01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:39,436 I met the guy you're going with tonight. 1598 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:40,570 Yeah? 1599 01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:43,073 Yeah. 1600 01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:44,941 What's he look like? 1601 01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:47,177 Well, he's dark, 1602 01:05:47,211 --> 01:05:50,714 he has a... He has a five o' clock shadow. 1603 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,451 Yeah? 1604 01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:56,086 Yeah. 1605 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,521 Is he young? 1606 01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:59,189 Yes. 1607 01:05:59,223 --> 01:06:01,091 And good-looking? 1608 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,426 Yes, he is. 1609 01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:06,096 Yes, he is. 1610 01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:08,398 Do you really think I'm going to like him? 1611 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,067 I think you'll love him. 1612 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,268 Really? 1613 01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:14,538 Okay. 1614 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:17,707 ANNOUNCER ON P.A. SYSTEM: ...over here at high post, to Meyers, open at 15, hits. 1615 01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:21,611 David Meyers, 92-65. Clay up the middle... 1616 01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,713 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Yeah? 1617 01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,715 ...shumate getting it out of backcourt himself, 1618 01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:28,185 dribbles all the way, blocked by drollinger... 1619 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:29,486 Who is it? 1620 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:32,056 MAN: Does a William Denny live here? 1621 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:36,426 Who is it? 1622 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:38,195 You William Denny? 1623 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,230 Who wants to know? 1624 01:06:40,264 --> 01:06:42,699 Yeah, well, open the door, and we'll talk. 1625 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:44,734 Who are you? 1626 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,337 Friend of Spark. 1627 01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:49,639 Oh, listen, I checked with Spark, 1628 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:52,542 and we're straight. So what's the problem? 1629 01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,248 I'm straight with spark. 1630 01:06:58,282 --> 01:07:01,285 Why don't you check with Spark and then check back? 1631 01:07:04,154 --> 01:07:05,322 (YELLS) 1632 01:07:08,225 --> 01:07:09,826 Where the hell have you been? 1633 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:12,662 Three guesses. I'll give you this much, my hat is a very big clue. 1634 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:15,265 You son of a bitch! Why didn't you tell me you were going? 1635 01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,534 It was a spur of the minute thing, William. 1636 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:18,735 I had this incredible dream, right? 1637 01:07:18,768 --> 01:07:20,570 I'm in Tijuana at the dog track. 1638 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:23,340 And I sweep the card. Every dog I bet on, William, 1639 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,442 wins like a champ. What do you know about dogs? 1640 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:28,312 But whatever I'm feeling, William, winner, winner. 1641 01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:30,147 Fantastic. Taking down the cash. 1642 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,649 Why didn't you tell me? Maybe I would've liked to go with you! 1643 01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:33,783 You don't know what it's been like. 1644 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,652 So I get to Tijuana, right? El sweepo. 1645 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:38,155 I don't win one fucking race. 1646 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,824 Maybe, if I'd been there, you would have. 1647 01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:43,427 You weren't in the dream, William. 1648 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:44,694 My parrot was in the dream. 1649 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:45,662 It was a hell of a handicap. 1650 01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:48,265 He said, "bet number four. Polly want a four." 1651 01:07:48,298 --> 01:07:50,500 He doesn't eat nothing, doesn't dirty nothing. 1652 01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:51,835 (MUTTERING) 1653 01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:56,673 It's going to be all right. I just need the typewriter. 1654 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,280 What have I got? What have I got? 1655 01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,885 Packing it all up and moving to Europe to paint, huh? 1656 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,720 Yeah. I'm going to Reno. 1657 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,222 William, I think they've changed the rules. 1658 01:08:12,256 --> 01:08:13,490 You can't bet your typewriter. 1659 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:15,292 Cash. You know, cash. 1660 01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:17,761 Well, a guy told me they got 40-80 low-ball stud game, 1661 01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:19,596 and a man can win a lot of money. 1662 01:08:19,629 --> 01:08:21,398 Sounds interesting. But why Reno? 1663 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:24,434 Vegas figures to have the same kind of game, and it's closer. 1664 01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:27,204 Fine, fine. You go to Vegas, I'll go to Reno. 1665 01:08:27,237 --> 01:08:28,672 Reno. Sounds like you might have 1666 01:08:28,705 --> 01:08:30,407 a nice shot in a game like that 1667 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,608 if you have enough money behind you. 1668 01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:33,177 No shot, I'm going to win. 1669 01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:34,611 Oh, I don't know, William. I don't know. 1670 01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:36,480 I do. 1671 01:08:36,513 --> 01:08:39,583 Reno, that game. Sounds like a tough game, tough action, William, 1672 01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,185 with a lot of these lumberjacks 1673 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:43,220 going up there. Cowboys, rich guys. 1674 01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,654 Tough action, William. It's a tough game. 1675 01:08:44,688 --> 01:08:47,157 Nobody's asking you to play, pal. 1676 01:08:51,928 --> 01:08:53,230 What's with you? 1677 01:08:53,263 --> 01:08:57,167 I don't like you coming in here with all your pessimistic shit. 1678 01:08:57,201 --> 01:08:59,469 Pessimistic shit. Yeah, pessimistic shit. 1679 01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:00,670 I don't know what's bugging you... 1680 01:09:00,704 --> 01:09:04,308 I know how I feel. Let's see... Yeah, how do you feel? 1681 01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:05,875 Pal, I'm going to win! 1682 01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,777 Yeah? So win! Who the fuck is stopping you? 1683 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,213 Go ahead and win. 1684 01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:10,814 Stop interfering. I don't interfere with you. 1685 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:14,518 Who's interfering with you? I ain't interfering with you. 1686 01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:17,487 Look, I know how I feel. 1687 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:19,223 I don't want to talk about it anymore. 1688 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:22,259 Is that clear? Because I know how I feel. 1689 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,337 Baby, I'm gonna win. 1690 01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,710 I believe you. 1691 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:55,625 William, did I ever show you my one-armed piccolo player? 1692 01:09:55,659 --> 01:09:59,263 The man is a classic. The man is world-renowned. 1693 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:00,864 William, you got to check this out. 1694 01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:03,333 William, for me. For me. 1695 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:04,668 You got to check this out, William. 1696 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,670 The man is, is known all over the world. 1697 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:08,605 Now listen. Just watch me. 1698 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,740 When I reach my crescendo. For me. 1699 01:10:10,774 --> 01:10:12,442 You got to give me a little hand. 1700 01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:14,978 A little applause, William. Okay? right? 1701 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,282 Okay. 1702 01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:20,016 Ladies and gentlemen, your beloved, 1703 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:22,852 world-renowned, one-armed piccolo player. 1704 01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,755 (MIMICKING PICCOLO) 1705 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:36,633 (WHISPERING) The hand, now. A little applause. Come on. 1706 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,343 Thank you very much. 1707 01:10:46,376 --> 01:10:48,345 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 1708 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:56,986 (SIGHING) 1709 01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:00,557 You need a partner? What? 1710 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,493 A partner? A partner? Yeah, yeah. I think so. 1711 01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:04,594 (LAUGHING) 1712 01:11:04,628 --> 01:11:06,330 I think so. 1713 01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:10,367 You going to take it away now? 1714 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,736 I'm going to stab myself, William. 1715 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:15,905 (HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 1716 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,541 MAN 1: Get on him. 1717 01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:20,043 MAN 2: Good shot. Good shot. 1718 01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,945 Fourteen all. 1719 01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:24,714 MAN 3: Come on, come on, they're killing us. 1720 01:11:24,748 --> 01:11:26,049 MAN 1: Too quick for the old people. 1721 01:11:26,082 --> 01:11:27,784 I got him. CHARLIE: All right, guys. 14 up. 1722 01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,553 MAN 1: He doesn't know what he's doing. 1723 01:11:32,656 --> 01:11:34,057 Way off. Way off. 1724 01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:35,559 Free throws. 1725 01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:37,427 Free throws. Get it up. 1726 01:11:42,899 --> 01:11:44,368 Oh, shit. 1727 01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:47,537 MAN 4: Rebound. 1728 01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,307 Yours, yours. 1729 01:11:57,547 --> 01:11:58,815 CLERK: Hi. 1730 01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:01,017 BILL: Hi. 1731 01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,919 You got a lot of merchandise. 1732 01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:04,688 Yeah, and I want a lot of money. 1733 01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:06,856 Here you go. 1734 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:10,093 Are you selling it or making a loan? 1735 01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:11,761 Which is going to give me more money? 1736 01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:13,530 If you sell it outright. I'm selling it. 1737 01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:15,331 MAN 1: Move faster. 1738 01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:17,667 Here we go. 1739 01:12:17,701 --> 01:12:18,835 That's game. 1740 01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:20,437 Nice shot. 1741 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:21,805 You jerk. 1742 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,973 Way to work on the old man. 1743 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:26,376 Come on. Careful, old man. 1744 01:12:26,410 --> 01:12:27,611 The man beat you by 20 points. 1745 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,579 I'll tell you what. Do I need a handicap? 1746 01:12:29,613 --> 01:12:31,381 I'll play any one of you dudes one on one 1747 01:12:31,415 --> 01:12:32,716 for whatever you got in your pockets. 1748 01:12:32,749 --> 01:12:34,584 For real money? Real money, right. 1749 01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:36,553 For real dollars. For real dollars? 1750 01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:38,955 I don't see no Walt Frazier or Jerry West here. 1751 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:40,457 You're going to lose your money. 1752 01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:41,958 That's what I'm here to do, is to lose. 1753 01:12:41,991 --> 01:12:44,093 You choose one. Get your money together. 1754 01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:46,029 Don't go anywhere, man. Stay right there. 1755 01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:47,163 I'm standing right under the hoop. 1756 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,598 Fine with me. 1757 01:12:48,632 --> 01:12:50,467 You got some money? I got $10. 1758 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:51,701 I got it. What have you got? 1759 01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:53,970 You got the money? I got it. 1760 01:12:54,003 --> 01:12:56,640 MAN 1: You know, this is stupid. I can't believe this sucker. 1761 01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:58,174 MAN 2: I got $10. 1762 01:12:58,207 --> 01:12:59,476 What've you got? 1763 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,810 MAN 3: Got $30. 1764 01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,479 I got $10. That's $40. 1765 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,748 MAN 4: I've got $5. 1766 01:13:04,781 --> 01:13:06,115 $49. That's $49. 1767 01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:08,051 Look at him, pulling up his socks. 1768 01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:09,653 You got some money, old man? 1769 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:11,655 What you guys get together? We got $49. 1770 01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:13,623 You been returning your deposits? 1771 01:13:13,657 --> 01:13:15,024 That's right. 1772 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,960 $49? You got $1? I got $50, half a $100 here. 1773 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,128 Okay, here's the game. You're holding, right? 1774 01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:21,798 Who am I playing? You got me, buddy. 1775 01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:23,099 I got the shooter? Yeah. 1776 01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:25,902 Okay. Hit or Miss for the ball. 1777 01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:28,472 I got the ball. What is it, 11 hoops? 1778 01:13:28,505 --> 01:13:30,039 That's all right. Eleven hoops? 1779 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:32,842 Come on. 11 hoops. 1780 01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:34,444 All right. 1781 01:13:34,978 --> 01:13:36,913 * Softie 1782 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:39,949 * I'm just like putty in the hands 1783 01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:42,018 Don't worry about it. Come on. 1784 01:13:42,051 --> 01:13:44,754 * Like you 1785 01:13:45,822 --> 01:13:47,624 MAN 1: Come on, Russ. 1786 01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:49,859 * And you're an old meanie 1787 01:13:49,893 --> 01:13:51,595 Now beat him. Good. 1788 01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:54,998 * Not a big boobie 1789 01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:58,201 * I just go nutty in the hands 1790 01:13:58,234 --> 01:14:01,437 * Of a boy like you 1791 01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:04,541 * Yeah 1792 01:14:04,574 --> 01:14:07,243 * You're an old smoothie 1793 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:08,845 Was that five? 1794 01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:10,514 * And I'm an old softie 1795 01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:12,816 * I just go nutty in the hands * 1796 01:14:12,849 --> 01:14:15,619 * Of a boy like you 1797 01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:17,554 Come on, man. What do you think you're doing? 1798 01:14:17,587 --> 01:14:20,924 SALESMAN: I tell you, the Blue Book gives $2,400. 1799 01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,225 Well, I can't give you $2,400. 1800 01:14:22,258 --> 01:14:23,860 What do you mean? 1801 01:14:23,893 --> 01:14:26,129 Well, you know, with this gas shortage, 1802 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:28,131 more people are buying little motorcycles 1803 01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,233 and bicycles than they are cars. 1804 01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:31,968 I just, If I had a buyer for you. 1805 01:14:32,602 --> 01:14:34,070 (CROWD CHEERING) 1806 01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:39,008 ANNOUNCER ON P.A. SYSTEM: The result is official. 1807 01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:44,013 Oh no, man, I got to sell it today. 1808 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:46,716 Well, I tell you, I just can't do it today. 1809 01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:48,985 I can't do the... I'll give you $2,200. 1810 01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:50,887 $2,200? That's the best you can do? 1811 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,121 Final offer. Let's go. 1812 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:53,623 Follow me. 1813 01:14:53,657 --> 01:14:56,259 Hey, my man! What's happening? 1814 01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,861 Any big winners? 1815 01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,729 You like anything in the sixth? 1816 01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:01,197 I'm getting buried here. How you doing? 1817 01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:02,799 Nothing, huh? 1818 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:05,802 Yeah, okay. Well, you just save your winnings. 1819 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:08,638 I'll see you later. All right. 1820 01:15:08,672 --> 01:15:10,574 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1821 01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:12,609 MAN: All right. 1822 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:15,679 BARTENDER: Let me see your driver's license, kid. 1823 01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:18,948 LEW: Sports tie, next time put some booze in it. 1824 01:15:18,982 --> 01:15:21,250 ANNOUNCER ON P.A. SYSTEM: Trainer Ralph Cripes, 1825 01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:25,922 trainer Ralph Cripes, please report to the jockey's room immediately. 1826 01:15:28,658 --> 01:15:33,062 Trainer Ralph Cripes, please report to the jockey's room immediately. 1827 01:15:34,664 --> 01:15:36,232 CHARLIE: Hey, Andy. 1828 01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:38,167 You know that guy with the mustache? 1829 01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:40,069 The big guy who was just standing here? 1830 01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:41,671 The guy talking about watery drinks? 1831 01:15:41,705 --> 01:15:44,040 Yeah, you know him? He's a creep. 1832 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:45,308 Yeah? Get me a beer, will you? 1833 01:15:45,341 --> 01:15:46,843 You got it. 1834 01:15:49,613 --> 01:15:51,414 MAN: That's a little style player. 1835 01:15:51,447 --> 01:15:53,883 ANNOUNCER ON P.A. SYSTEM: Ladies and gentlemen, in the ninth race, 1836 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:55,585 a jockey change. 1837 01:15:55,619 --> 01:15:59,856 Number three, fearless Fred, will be ridden by jockey Rick Carey. 1838 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:03,693 Number 3 will be ridden by Rick Carey. 1839 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:05,962 MAN: Whoa, hey, easy there. 1840 01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:10,800 (MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON P.A. SYSTEM) 1841 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:19,342 Hey, light touch, where's my drink? 1842 01:16:19,375 --> 01:16:21,911 I left a drink here. Where is it? 1843 01:16:21,945 --> 01:16:24,948 All right, forget it. Give me straight scotch. Straight. 1844 01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:26,816 You can't fool around with that. 1845 01:16:29,986 --> 01:16:31,955 Take them home again, mama. 1846 01:16:31,988 --> 01:16:33,589 Thank you, sir. 1847 01:16:34,658 --> 01:16:36,092 That'll be one dollar, sir. 1848 01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:37,226 Hmm. 1849 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:39,996 And you got it. There's one dollar for you, my man. 1850 01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:41,297 Thank you. 1851 01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:48,271 BARTENDER: A friend of yours? 1852 01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,039 CHARLIE: My cousin. 1853 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,312 The horses are at the gate 1854 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,054 Hey! 1855 01:17:05,088 --> 01:17:08,224 Watch where you're going, you little bastard. 1856 01:17:09,693 --> 01:17:11,394 Stupid little bastard. 1857 01:17:19,903 --> 01:17:22,005 Oh, handsome, I must talk to you. 1858 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:26,142 Oh, my god! 1859 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:28,745 Oh, my god! 1860 01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:30,413 What a punch. 1861 01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:31,748 Stupid clown. 1862 01:17:31,781 --> 01:17:32,949 (SPITS) 1863 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:33,950 What the fuck... 1864 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:37,687 It's the greatest punch I've ever been hit with. 1865 01:17:37,721 --> 01:17:39,956 You busted it clean, right? 1866 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:42,425 Oh, beautiful, man. That is the... 1867 01:17:42,458 --> 01:17:44,961 You blow my mind. Kick me in the nuts, 1868 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:46,863 you break my nose, rob my money. 1869 01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:47,797 You gotta be kidding. 1870 01:17:47,831 --> 01:17:49,098 Get out of my way, or I'm gonna kill you. 1871 01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:53,002 Where're you going? I mean, I wouldn't lie to you, that is... 1872 01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:54,370 (GROANING) 1873 01:17:59,943 --> 01:18:01,911 Get the hell out of here! 1874 01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:04,848 (SCREAMING) 1875 01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:11,220 It wasn't as good as yours, but I'll live with it. 1876 01:18:12,088 --> 01:18:14,223 Enough, man. That's enough. 1877 01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:17,927 Oh, no, no, no. You're a man who knows that ain't enough. 1878 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:20,930 (GROANS) 1879 01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:23,699 Do you wanna level your own goods? 1880 01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:28,805 Nose, ribs, cash. 1881 01:18:28,838 --> 01:18:31,007 I ain't such a funny man, huh? 1882 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,442 Looks like I hit me a round robin. 1883 01:18:34,978 --> 01:18:36,379 You creep, 1884 01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:39,949 you stick a little toilet paper in your nose, it stops the bleeding. 1885 01:18:39,983 --> 01:18:41,985 (PANTING) 1886 01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:46,322 (TOILET FLUSHING) 1887 01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:47,590 You better call an ambulance. 1888 01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:51,260 The man lost the last race. He tried to kill himself. Lunatic. 1889 01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:59,102 * Well, I might take a plane, might take a train 1890 01:18:59,135 --> 01:19:02,071 * If I have to walk, I'm gonna get there just the same 1891 01:19:02,105 --> 01:19:04,507 * I'm going to Kansas city 1892 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:08,011 * Here I come 1893 01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:11,047 $1,800. 1894 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,017 $1,123. 1895 01:19:14,050 --> 01:19:15,852 You have $1,800. okay, here's $1,100, 1896 01:19:15,885 --> 01:19:17,887 you put in $1,100, and then we're partners. 1897 01:19:17,921 --> 01:19:19,455 We're definitely partners. 1898 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:21,024 I mean, we're total partners. 1899 01:19:21,057 --> 01:19:23,860 I'm putting in $1,800, you're putting in 1,100, 'cause I'm not going to lose. 1900 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:26,963 I'm gonna win. That's the last time you've heard the word "lose." 1901 01:19:26,996 --> 01:19:28,531 Love to hear it. 1902 01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:39,275 Exactly. The door opened the other way and hit me right on the nose. 1903 01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:41,544 It's an omen. 1904 01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:44,247 The snow is an omen and the toilet door is an omen. 1905 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,781 Absolutely. 1906 01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:54,557 CHARLIE: Hello, Reno. Sun's coming out. 1907 01:19:54,590 --> 01:19:56,259 This rain could have been snow, William. 1908 01:19:56,292 --> 01:20:00,163 Very, very good... Good vibes. Good vibes. 1909 01:20:00,196 --> 01:20:02,065 Good sign. Oh, yeah. Feels good. 1910 01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:05,068 Red carpets on the street, right? 1911 01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:07,837 * You must have been a beautiful baby 1912 01:20:07,871 --> 01:20:09,438 * You must have been a beautiful child * 1913 01:20:09,472 --> 01:20:10,840 Men in orange suits. 1914 01:20:10,874 --> 01:20:13,242 Where else but in the U.S.A., right? 1915 01:20:13,276 --> 01:20:16,045 But we got to stop off here and play a little slot machines. 1916 01:20:16,079 --> 01:20:17,914 Just a little bit, right? 1917 01:20:17,947 --> 01:20:20,149 No, dude. We go straight to the game, huh? 1918 01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:21,250 Gotcha. 1919 01:20:21,284 --> 01:20:25,454 Boy, you're walking fast, man. 1920 01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:27,023 (SCATTING) 1921 01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,339 Good. Keep it going. 1922 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:46,109 Gotta give you a little smile every now and then. 1923 01:20:46,142 --> 01:20:47,543 I won't break your concentration. 1924 01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:49,378 Concentration? 1925 01:20:49,412 --> 01:20:51,214 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1926 01:20:56,219 --> 01:20:58,021 This must be the place, William. 1927 01:21:02,658 --> 01:21:04,460 Is it this way? What did they say? 1928 01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:06,429 You ask the guy over here. 1929 01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:07,563 Which way is the poker room? 1930 01:21:07,596 --> 01:21:09,532 CASHIER: To your left. 1931 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:11,300 Charlie, please, come here a minute. 1932 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:13,102 Stop wasting time. 1933 01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:14,537 Look, I'm not superstitious, 1934 01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:16,372 but touch Dumbo's trunk before we start to play. 1935 01:21:16,405 --> 01:21:18,541 For me, right? Ever see an elephant fly? 1936 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:20,243 A little rub. 1937 01:21:20,276 --> 01:21:22,578 Okay. Oh, yes. 1938 01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:24,413 We're all together. 1939 01:21:26,282 --> 01:21:27,350 Keno? 1940 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:30,486 Keno, keno, keno. We got to touch a little keno, too. 1941 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:33,422 Who knows, we might get the $25,000 jackpot. 1942 01:21:38,194 --> 01:21:39,895 (MAN CHATTERING) 1943 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,565 CHARLIE: This is it? 1944 01:21:42,598 --> 01:21:45,001 I think this must be the place. 1945 01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:52,441 I don't know if these are past winners or losers. 1946 01:21:54,210 --> 01:21:55,411 DEALER: Deuce and a pair. 1947 01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:56,980 PLAYER: 10? 1948 01:21:58,714 --> 01:22:00,984 Ten. 10. 1949 01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:03,452 CHARLIE: William, I think it's heaven. 1950 01:22:05,188 --> 01:22:08,191 Hi, fellas. What can I do you for? 1951 01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:09,658 Um, 1952 01:22:09,692 --> 01:22:12,428 I'll have some J&B scotch straight, 1953 01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:14,297 with some soda water on the side. 1954 01:22:14,330 --> 01:22:16,165 William, have a drink. It'll loosen you up. 1955 01:22:16,199 --> 01:22:17,566 No, I'll have some coffee. Some coffee. 1956 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,036 Coffee's right over there, honey. 1957 01:22:20,069 --> 01:22:22,038 William, you are a straight dude. 1958 01:22:22,071 --> 01:22:24,107 Coffee. Just keep it together. 1959 01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:25,608 Don't get in the way of the concentration. 1960 01:22:25,641 --> 01:22:27,543 Ace, you're the boss. 1961 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:30,513 CHARLIE: It's a sweet game, it is. $2,000 buy-in, right? 1962 01:22:30,546 --> 01:22:33,382 You fellas here to, uh, drink or play? 1963 01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:37,220 Well, my partner here is the player and I guess I'm the drinker. 1964 01:22:37,253 --> 01:22:39,322 Hughie? 1965 01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:40,990 Player. 1966 01:22:41,024 --> 01:22:42,225 Next up. 1967 01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:45,428 You're low. 1968 01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:47,596 Let's run 'em down. Let's start with the bald guy with the mustache. 1969 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:50,133 The tightest player there. Absolutely right. 1970 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:52,468 Percentage player, doesn't take many chances, right? 1971 01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:57,440 No flair. The guy, I say, is part of a two or three man combination. 1972 01:22:57,473 --> 01:23:00,376 No sweat, but if you find him after the fourth card, 1973 01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:02,411 you're not in the hand unless you've got the nuts. 1974 01:23:02,445 --> 01:23:04,413 Unless I got the nuts. Right. 1975 01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,616 Oh, cowboy. Lyndon Johnson is definitely his hero. 1976 01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,285 I figure he owns a piece of the town. 1977 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:11,254 Haberdasher. Looks like he sells cowboy hats. 1978 01:23:11,287 --> 01:23:12,788 He's got the rhythm of the game. 1979 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:14,723 It's his rhythm, absolutely right, 1980 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:16,725 but with your natural ability and your strength, 1981 01:23:16,759 --> 01:23:19,528 you don't have to let him have much... Keep talking, keep talking. 1982 01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:22,631 The kid? He's seen The Cincinnati Kid too many times. 1983 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,300 He's been trying to beat this game 1984 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:26,202 from before he was born, right? 1985 01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:27,503 I got him. On to specs. 1986 01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:29,538 He's a doctor, and he's been here 1987 01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:31,207 playing this game forever, right? 1988 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:33,076 He'd rather lose a patient than a hand. 1989 01:23:33,109 --> 01:23:34,410 Very good. 1990 01:23:34,443 --> 01:23:36,545 Not much of a problem, he don't want to get involved too much. 1991 01:23:36,579 --> 01:23:38,247 Red coat. 1992 01:23:38,281 --> 01:23:41,450 Red coat. My call is small-time booster, right? 1993 01:23:41,484 --> 01:23:44,120 That's your chair, right? One-time buy-in. 1994 01:23:44,153 --> 01:23:46,055 He used to be a cha-cha dancer. 1995 01:23:46,089 --> 01:23:48,257 I don't know, but that guy is falling out, 1996 01:23:48,291 --> 01:23:49,525 and that's where you're gonna be sitting. 1997 01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:51,227 Empty chair. 1998 01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:52,695 Who could tell? Bit of luck. 1999 01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:54,263 Very tall stack of chips. 2000 01:23:54,297 --> 01:23:56,132 A little impressive, but, I dunno, unless 2001 01:23:56,165 --> 01:23:57,633 it's Claude Rains in The Invisible Man 2002 01:23:57,666 --> 01:23:59,568 and you see your chips a-floating up away from you, 2003 01:23:59,602 --> 01:24:01,537 you know the game is too tough for us 2004 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:03,472 and we go on and we hit something else, right? Try it and see. 2005 01:24:03,506 --> 01:24:05,608 How about bright eyes? 2006 01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:07,110 Oh, well, 2007 01:24:07,143 --> 01:24:08,444 that man sitting there? 2008 01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:11,147 Deep drawl, Mississippi, best in the game. 2009 01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:13,749 The best in the game. I figure he learned to play in the Ku Klux Klan 2010 01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:15,651 with a big sheet over his head. Tough man. 2011 01:24:15,684 --> 01:24:17,153 What's the chinaman's story? 2012 01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:19,822 The chinaman. What can I say? 2013 01:24:19,855 --> 01:24:22,158 Looks like he's an oriental prince. 2014 01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:23,659 His father probably made a fortune 2015 01:24:23,692 --> 01:24:25,261 selling frozen egg rolls, right? 2016 01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:27,163 When he starts talking, when he starts yapping, 2017 01:24:27,196 --> 01:24:28,697 you know he's cracking... 2018 01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:30,566 I gotta have a drink. 2019 01:24:30,599 --> 01:24:31,800 Give me a double scotch, will you? 2020 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:33,336 I'm beginning to feel the pressure. 2021 01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:34,803 You did very well. You want cognac in your coffee? 2022 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:37,573 He's a fucking Hawaiian, man. Right, right. 2023 01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:40,509 Keep passing. okay, he goes once more. 2024 01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:41,810 I'm all in. 2025 01:24:41,844 --> 01:24:43,879 He's all in for $70. 2026 01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:45,814 There goes the chair. It's the one we picked. 2027 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:47,583 Goodbye, Mr. Cha-cha. 2028 01:24:47,616 --> 01:24:49,318 I got a straight flush going to the deuce. 2029 01:24:49,352 --> 01:24:51,687 Eight and seven. Six high. 2030 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:53,489 Doc is the winner. You win it all, doc. 2031 01:24:53,522 --> 01:24:55,424 Too tough for me, gentlemen. 2032 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:56,725 Sorry to see you go. 2033 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:58,727 PLAYER: So long. Seat open. 2034 01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:00,429 CHARLIE: You're on, baby. 2035 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:02,465 (WOMAN CHATTERING) 2036 01:25:02,498 --> 01:25:04,200 And a new player. 2037 01:25:05,368 --> 01:25:06,902 $2,000 buy-in. 2038 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:10,373 Purples are $100, reds are $20 and the yellows are five. 2039 01:25:17,713 --> 01:25:20,583 CHARLIE: He's supposed to be playing, right? 2040 01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:24,420 He's a dynamite poker player. 2041 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:25,821 Is he? Dynamite. 2042 01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:28,624 He needs to be dynamite in that company. 2043 01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:31,627 BARTENDER: These guys are very tough. 2044 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:33,496 I'm Bob Hood. 2045 01:25:33,529 --> 01:25:35,431 How are you? Bill Denny. 2046 01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,699 Good to see you, Bill. 2047 01:25:40,269 --> 01:25:41,670 CHARLIE: Any major moves in the game? 2048 01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:43,372 Any big winners or losers? 2049 01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:44,773 BARTENDER: Nothing much yet. 2050 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:47,443 They only just got started yesterday. 2051 01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:52,248 Hey, Slim. What can I do for you? 2052 01:25:52,281 --> 01:25:53,782 When do you get a break? 2053 01:25:53,816 --> 01:25:55,318 Couple of hours. 2054 01:25:55,351 --> 01:25:56,719 You got time, do something for me. 2055 01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:59,388 Sure. Anything for you, Slim. 2056 01:25:59,422 --> 01:26:03,492 In the, uh, second race down at Santa Anita there's a horse running, 2057 01:26:03,526 --> 01:26:04,693 and I need to make a little bet on it. 2058 01:26:04,727 --> 01:26:05,861 Right. 2059 01:26:07,296 --> 01:26:08,664 What's the horse's name, Slim? 2060 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:10,733 Ole blue out of chute number two. 2061 01:26:10,766 --> 01:26:11,967 Ole blue? Ole blue 2062 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,636 out of chute number two. 2063 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:17,673 No. Second horse in the 2nd race at Santa Anita. 2064 01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:19,308 That's reliable information? 2065 01:26:19,342 --> 01:26:21,610 Yes, sir. The second at Santa Anita? 2066 01:26:21,644 --> 01:26:23,246 Yes, sir. Great, thanks. 2067 01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:25,481 I'll put a little taste on that myself. 2068 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,216 Good, good. 2069 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,651 You don't wanna risk it in that poker game? 2070 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:30,286 I'm playing right now. 2071 01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:31,654 You're playing right now? 2072 01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:34,257 That's me, that good-looking fella in the brown coat. 2073 01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:36,625 Good luck to you. I, I won't play hard at you. 2074 01:26:36,659 --> 01:26:39,428 Let me know about the horse. Will do, Slim. 2075 01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:41,364 Is that guy for real? 2076 01:26:41,397 --> 01:26:43,432 BARTENDER: Somebody told me a funny story about him. 2077 01:26:43,466 --> 01:26:45,701 That guy usually have that much money on him? 2078 01:26:45,734 --> 01:26:47,870 Oh, yeah, he's got a roll. 2079 01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:49,705 That's the most money I ever saw. 2080 01:26:49,738 --> 01:26:51,440 Mellow roll. 2081 01:26:51,474 --> 01:26:54,343 Oh, I hope William takes it away from him. 2082 01:26:54,377 --> 01:26:56,479 (PIANO PLAYING) 2083 01:26:56,512 --> 01:27:00,316 * Oh, look down, look down 2084 01:27:00,349 --> 01:27:01,784 * That lonesome road 2085 01:27:01,817 --> 01:27:03,319 Okay. 2086 01:27:03,352 --> 01:27:07,923 * Before you travel on 2087 01:27:07,956 --> 01:27:10,826 * Yeah, look up, look up 2088 01:27:12,027 --> 01:27:15,298 * And seek your maker 2089 01:27:15,331 --> 01:27:17,966 * Before Gabriel blows his horn 2090 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,935 I got a good one. You're gonna like this. 2091 01:27:19,968 --> 01:27:22,871 * Oh, look down, look down, look down, your fly is open * 2092 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:24,640 No, it's not that. 2093 01:27:24,673 --> 01:27:26,642 Well, whatever. You didn't like that? 2094 01:27:28,777 --> 01:27:30,613 I'm out. Excuse me. 2095 01:27:30,646 --> 01:27:33,682 BARTENDER: And suddenly I banged into this... 2096 01:27:33,716 --> 01:27:35,851 You got a glass of ice water? 2097 01:27:35,884 --> 01:27:37,653 Too hot for you in there, huh? 2098 01:27:37,686 --> 01:27:42,057 William, you make a little... Up a bit. 2099 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:44,627 I can't settle down with you here. 2100 01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:49,465 What are you saying? You gotta go. 2101 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,468 No. No, I can't, I'm sittin' here. 2102 01:27:52,501 --> 01:27:53,869 I'm not in the action. I got to watch. 2103 01:27:53,902 --> 01:27:55,904 You'll let me watch, right? I gotta watch. 2104 01:27:55,938 --> 01:27:57,506 You're not telling me that I'm getting 2105 01:27:57,540 --> 01:28:01,477 in the way of your concentration, are you? 2106 01:28:01,510 --> 01:28:04,012 You telling me I'm interfering with your game, right? 2107 01:28:05,681 --> 01:28:09,918 Oh, god. Okay, well, then you got to lay $200 on me. 2108 01:28:09,952 --> 01:28:11,487 Give me $100, $50. 2109 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:12,821 Give me $25 2110 01:28:12,855 --> 01:28:14,890 so I can play, get into some... 2111 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:16,291 (SIGHS) 2112 01:28:20,529 --> 01:28:21,564 Ice. 2113 01:28:23,399 --> 01:28:26,034 PIANO PLAYER: * Your nobody 2114 01:28:26,068 --> 01:28:30,038 * Until somebody 2115 01:28:30,072 --> 01:28:32,575 * Loves you 2116 01:28:34,777 --> 01:28:38,914 * Your nobody until somebody cares 2117 01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:48,424 DEALER: Do you want in? 2118 01:28:48,457 --> 01:28:50,826 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I want in. 2119 01:28:50,859 --> 01:28:53,362 PLAYER 1: Okay, he comes back. 2120 01:28:53,396 --> 01:28:55,931 We're not going to fight, now. Put your coat back on. 2121 01:28:55,964 --> 01:28:58,100 PLAYER 1: Now you mean business. I feel like playing awhile. 2122 01:28:58,133 --> 01:29:00,536 Let's accelerate it a little. Come on. 2123 01:29:00,569 --> 01:29:02,405 What are we here for? 2124 01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:15,117 CHARLIE: How do you do? 2125 01:29:15,150 --> 01:29:17,486 CASHIER: Fine. How are you? Oh, I'm very well. I'd like, um... 2126 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:20,989 I'd like $1,000 worth of credit. 2127 01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:22,825 I have no account, what do I have to do? 2128 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,560 You gotta loan on the house? 2129 01:29:24,593 --> 01:29:29,898 Uh, yeah, well, I don't... What do you have to do? 2130 01:29:29,932 --> 01:29:33,502 I'll tell you. Then you just give me a roll of nickels, 2131 01:29:33,536 --> 01:29:35,738 and I'll just kibbitz for awhile 2132 01:29:35,771 --> 01:29:37,139 'cause I ain't getting no credit here. 2133 01:29:37,172 --> 01:29:39,575 Doctor just calls. 40 to you. 2134 01:29:40,509 --> 01:29:42,044 Are you raising? 2135 01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:44,547 I got a cherry. I got two cherries. 2136 01:29:50,052 --> 01:29:51,119 Hello. 2137 01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:52,688 Excuse me. Some... 2138 01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:55,390 I got two cherries and nothing happened. 2139 01:29:55,991 --> 01:29:57,760 Pit boss? 2140 01:29:57,793 --> 01:30:00,896 Let me have a pit boss. Is there a pit boss? 2141 01:30:00,929 --> 01:30:03,766 DOCTOR: You know, I wouldn't do that. I'm here to win, Doctor. 2142 01:30:03,799 --> 01:30:06,134 Okay. No hard feelings. 2143 01:30:06,168 --> 01:30:08,170 No hard feelings at all. 2144 01:30:08,203 --> 01:30:10,773 A pleasure to do business with you. 2145 01:30:10,806 --> 01:30:13,509 Pleasure doing business with people who like to do business. 2146 01:30:13,542 --> 01:30:14,810 (LAUGHING) 2147 01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:24,787 MAN 1: Not many do. 2148 01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:27,690 MAN 2: You don't think there'll be five? 2149 01:30:27,723 --> 01:30:31,159 MAN 3: I'll say that there will be five. I'll bet you even. 2150 01:30:33,796 --> 01:30:35,498 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 2151 01:30:40,703 --> 01:30:41,937 Coca-cola, please. 2152 01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:43,205 Yes, sir. 2153 01:30:43,238 --> 01:30:45,708 Oh. Well, uh, 2154 01:30:45,741 --> 01:30:47,810 I feel like a winner, but I know I look like a loser. 2155 01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:49,545 We busted? We got anything left? 2156 01:30:49,578 --> 01:30:50,946 What's happened in that game? 2157 01:30:50,979 --> 01:30:52,615 We're up $11,000. 2158 01:30:52,648 --> 01:30:54,683 $11,000. 2159 01:30:54,717 --> 01:30:56,485 We are up $11,000. 2160 01:30:56,519 --> 01:30:58,787 Well, let us pack this place in. 2161 01:30:58,821 --> 01:31:00,088 Let's go back to L.A. Now. 2162 01:31:00,122 --> 01:31:01,890 You're my hero. My new hero. 2163 01:31:01,924 --> 01:31:04,793 $11,000. We're rich. $5,500 each. 2164 01:31:04,827 --> 01:31:07,229 Let's go. Know how long we can live at the track for that? 2165 01:31:07,262 --> 01:31:09,264 I can beat the game for 15... 2166 01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:11,567 Famous last words. 15, 20. 2167 01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,135 You're here now, right? You won $11,000. 2168 01:31:13,168 --> 01:31:15,738 We could be at the track for 50 years 2169 01:31:15,771 --> 01:31:17,673 with that kind of money, right? 2170 01:31:17,706 --> 01:31:20,809 Charlie, I got the heat. 2171 01:31:20,843 --> 01:31:23,879 Okay, then you gotta give me a couple hundred, so I can play some roulette 2172 01:31:23,912 --> 01:31:25,714 or do something while you're in there. 2173 01:31:25,748 --> 01:31:27,816 Don't look at me like that. 2174 01:31:29,885 --> 01:31:31,754 You're not going... $50? 2175 01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:33,021 The man's having a good time. 2176 01:31:33,055 --> 01:31:35,257 I'm sitting here going... Wait a second now. 2177 01:31:35,290 --> 01:31:37,660 Okay, knock 'em dead, William. 2178 01:31:38,761 --> 01:31:40,829 What are you doing? 2179 01:31:40,863 --> 01:31:42,130 60 cents for the coke. Wait a second. 2180 01:31:42,164 --> 01:31:43,932 He hardly even drank the coke. 2181 01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:45,801 That's my keno money. 2182 01:31:45,834 --> 01:31:51,640 One time I made 14 parlays and let it ride. 2183 01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:55,744 And every time I'd do it in the bootleg days, I'd take a drink. 2184 01:31:55,778 --> 01:31:59,682 And I finally ended up with an old dealer around here who said, 2185 01:31:59,715 --> 01:32:01,149 "doctor, you don't know what you had. 2186 01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:04,620 "You had that house, had the whole point 2187 01:32:04,653 --> 01:32:07,022 "from old Felix Twiller, 2188 01:32:07,055 --> 01:32:09,257 and you just don't know what you had." 2189 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,126 And it ended up by me owing him $2,600. 2190 01:32:11,159 --> 01:32:12,227 Ante up, gentlemen. 2191 01:32:12,260 --> 01:32:15,564 And that was back in 1926, and that was a lot of dough 2192 01:32:15,598 --> 01:32:19,267 and it took me about 6 months to pay it off. 2193 01:32:19,301 --> 01:32:20,502 Doc, ante, please. 2194 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:23,171 You can win that much in this game if you hold the best hand. 2195 01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:26,074 We've been playing fine. This game's getting good. 2196 01:32:28,310 --> 01:32:30,913 CHARLIE: You just keep on playing, everything's going to be okay. 2197 01:32:30,946 --> 01:32:33,181 You talk with your cards and start breaking. 2198 01:32:33,215 --> 01:32:35,150 She owes me a blackjack. 2199 01:32:36,685 --> 01:32:38,721 I won $7,000 more. 2200 01:32:38,754 --> 01:32:41,323 I lost the rhythm of the game. I'm going to play some blackjack. 2201 01:32:41,356 --> 01:32:43,592 Seven thousand dollars, more? 2202 01:32:43,626 --> 01:32:45,327 $18,000. Ooh, lucky man. 2203 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,663 I'm a rich man. I should say you are. 2204 01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:49,965 You're being kibitzed by a very wealthy man. 2205 01:32:49,998 --> 01:32:51,333 Good luck. 2206 01:32:51,366 --> 01:32:52,968 CHARLIE: I'm going to tell you, Chester, 2207 01:32:53,001 --> 01:32:54,236 you just hang on to your cards. 2208 01:32:54,269 --> 01:32:56,271 $18,000. Boy! 2209 01:32:56,304 --> 01:32:57,806 Money plays. $18,000. 2210 01:32:57,840 --> 01:32:59,908 Oh, William, you're... What a streak. 2211 01:32:59,942 --> 01:33:02,678 You put me in the game, okay? Put me in, I'll go play poker 2212 01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:05,180 and you can knock this table... What are you gonna play with? 2213 01:33:05,213 --> 01:33:06,849 Well, you're going to give me some of my money. 2214 01:33:06,882 --> 01:33:09,217 Now you're going to give me some money. 2215 01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:12,621 William, I'm just... I got no nails. 2216 01:33:12,655 --> 01:33:14,156 I'm going to throw... A 10! 2217 01:33:14,189 --> 01:33:16,091 How could you do a 10 like that? 2218 01:33:16,124 --> 01:33:19,662 Oh, please, never bust nothing. 2219 01:33:19,695 --> 01:33:20,696 I guess you think I did that? 2220 01:33:20,729 --> 01:33:25,133 I come over here and sit, and you're gonna lose. 2221 01:33:25,167 --> 01:33:27,770 I'm having a nervous breakdown. The money can't do me nothing 2222 01:33:27,803 --> 01:33:32,808 'cause I ain't got none. Just, just keep on winning, okay? 2223 01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:34,309 CHARLIE: Jimmy, can I get a little credit here? 2224 01:33:34,342 --> 01:33:36,244 A little credit here? 2225 01:33:36,278 --> 01:33:37,880 What do I gotta do to have credit? 2226 01:33:37,913 --> 01:33:39,281 HOUSEMAN: Go to the cashier. 2227 01:33:39,314 --> 01:33:41,717 Oh, yeah, he said I couldn't go there anymore. 2228 01:33:42,718 --> 01:33:45,721 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 2229 01:33:45,754 --> 01:33:48,791 CHARLIE: How do I get a $1000? I want $1000. 2230 01:33:50,793 --> 01:33:55,030 * Just an old sweet song 2231 01:33:55,063 --> 01:33:56,732 * Keeps Georgia on my mind 2232 01:33:56,765 --> 01:34:02,404 * Oh, keeps Georgia on my mind 2233 01:34:02,437 --> 01:34:06,408 * Georgia 2234 01:34:06,441 --> 01:34:08,877 * Georgia 2235 01:34:11,179 --> 01:34:16,985 * A song of you 2236 01:34:17,019 --> 01:34:20,388 * Comes as sweet and clean 2237 01:34:21,890 --> 01:34:24,993 * Yeah 2238 01:34:25,027 --> 01:34:30,065 * Other arms reach out for you 2239 01:34:31,967 --> 01:34:37,339 * Other eyes smile tenderly 2240 01:34:39,474 --> 01:34:42,444 * Still in peaceful 2241 01:34:42,477 --> 01:34:46,248 * Dreams I see 2242 01:34:46,281 --> 01:34:49,918 * The road leads back 2243 01:34:49,952 --> 01:34:53,989 * It leads back to you and me, I said 2244 01:34:54,022 --> 01:34:59,728 * Georgia, oh, Georgia 2245 01:35:01,764 --> 01:35:05,300 * No peace 2246 01:35:05,333 --> 01:35:09,437 * On my mind 2247 01:35:09,471 --> 01:35:10,873 * Keeps Georgia 2248 01:35:10,906 --> 01:35:12,741 Well, you know something I do. 2249 01:35:12,775 --> 01:35:17,345 * On my mind 2250 01:35:17,379 --> 01:35:20,983 * Whoa, on my mind 2251 01:35:21,016 --> 01:35:23,485 Like my jargon. 2252 01:35:23,518 --> 01:35:25,153 Hey, thank you. 2253 01:35:31,927 --> 01:35:34,763 Hey, Bill, what's happening? Why did you disappear from the blackjack? 2254 01:35:34,797 --> 01:35:36,965 Is that all that's left of our money? All that cash? 2255 01:35:36,999 --> 01:35:38,466 How're you doing? Very good. 2256 01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:40,268 What's very good? How much did you win? 2257 01:35:40,302 --> 01:35:42,237 What do you have... I did very good. 2258 01:35:42,270 --> 01:35:44,172 Very good could be something or nothing. 2259 01:35:44,206 --> 01:35:46,975 What is happening? It bounced out of 22! 2260 01:35:47,009 --> 01:35:48,977 What the hell is that? What do you want to know? 2261 01:35:49,011 --> 01:35:52,114 Ask me now, what you want to know. You're over here, ask me! 2262 01:35:52,147 --> 01:35:54,516 Ask me what it is you want to know. 2263 01:35:54,549 --> 01:35:56,451 What do you want to know? 2264 01:35:56,484 --> 01:35:58,921 Bounced out of 22. That's right. 2265 01:36:03,892 --> 01:36:05,227 Will you get out of here? 2266 01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:07,996 I mean, you're gonna kill the streak! 2267 01:36:08,030 --> 01:36:10,432 * You're mean to me 2268 01:36:12,901 --> 01:36:17,572 * Why must you be mean to me? 2269 01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:19,241 * Gee, honey 2270 01:36:20,575 --> 01:36:23,311 * It seems to me 2271 01:36:23,345 --> 01:36:26,915 Nobody's drinking this. I'll bet a milky way. 2272 01:36:26,949 --> 01:36:29,284 Sorry, sir. The limit's a dollar. 2273 01:36:29,317 --> 01:36:31,186 You just finish this hand, and then you'll see. 2274 01:36:31,219 --> 01:36:33,421 You'll want to bet a milky way. You're liable to get hungry. 2275 01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:40,328 Twenty-nine is not mine! 2276 01:36:47,569 --> 01:36:50,438 CHARLIE: How much money is in there if he wins? 2277 01:36:50,472 --> 01:36:53,976 I'll take $1 million on the field and I'm coming. 2278 01:36:54,009 --> 01:36:55,944 Twenty-six. 26. 2279 01:36:55,978 --> 01:36:58,413 Come on, 26. 2280 01:36:58,446 --> 01:37:02,050 How many, uh... How much are those chips worth exactly? 2281 01:37:02,084 --> 01:37:03,919 Do you mind? How's my field coming 2282 01:37:03,952 --> 01:37:06,354 with my lucky milky way on the field? 2283 01:37:10,058 --> 01:37:12,094 (ROULETTE WHEEL SPINNING) 2284 01:37:13,996 --> 01:37:16,198 Give me a field on the hard way. 2285 01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:17,933 That's $100 a number. 2286 01:37:19,101 --> 01:37:21,236 Where's my lucky... 2287 01:37:21,269 --> 01:37:22,337 That's all. 2288 01:37:22,370 --> 01:37:24,006 Twenty-six! Twenty-six! 2289 01:37:24,039 --> 01:37:25,240 Twenty-six! 2290 01:37:25,273 --> 01:37:28,310 Twenty-six! 2291 01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:29,344 Twenty-six! 2292 01:37:29,377 --> 01:37:31,179 Twenty-six! 2293 01:37:31,213 --> 01:37:32,547 Twenty-six! 2294 01:37:32,580 --> 01:37:34,082 Twenty-six! 2295 01:37:34,116 --> 01:37:35,583 Twenty-six! 2296 01:37:35,617 --> 01:37:37,319 Twenty-six! 2297 01:37:37,352 --> 01:37:38,386 We gotta shoot craps. 2298 01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:41,056 William, I'm not going to get in your way no more. 2299 01:37:41,089 --> 01:37:42,557 You go and shoot craps. 2300 01:37:42,590 --> 01:37:46,094 Wait a second, you come with me. 2301 01:37:46,128 --> 01:37:48,630 No. No, I'm shooting, you're betting. 2302 01:37:48,663 --> 01:37:50,532 CHARLIE: I'll bet $100 on 11. 2303 01:37:50,565 --> 01:37:53,201 Okay, that stuff will just wash the dice off. 2304 01:37:53,235 --> 01:37:54,636 MAN: Number 11. 2305 01:37:54,669 --> 01:37:56,671 (MAN CHATTERING) 2306 01:37:56,704 --> 01:38:00,108 Okay, okay, okay, 11. 2307 01:38:00,142 --> 01:38:01,243 CROUPIER: 12, your line away. 2308 01:38:01,276 --> 01:38:02,377 Look, maybe I ought to go. 2309 01:38:02,410 --> 01:38:03,979 No, no, you stay right here. 2310 01:38:04,012 --> 01:38:06,281 Charlie, now you stay right here. 2311 01:38:06,314 --> 01:38:07,382 And we start now. 2312 01:38:07,415 --> 01:38:09,117 Okay, we start now. 2313 01:38:09,151 --> 01:38:10,953 Okay, table, we're starting now. 2314 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:13,521 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 2315 01:38:15,657 --> 01:38:18,961 I got it, Charlie. I got it, Charlie. 2316 01:38:18,994 --> 01:38:20,662 Let me see it. 2317 01:38:20,695 --> 01:38:22,530 Nine the winner. 2318 01:38:22,564 --> 01:38:24,399 (LAUGHING) 2319 01:38:24,432 --> 01:38:26,268 He's got us out there, William. 2320 01:38:26,301 --> 01:38:28,470 I never saw so many bumble-bee chips in my life. 2321 01:38:28,503 --> 01:38:31,039 Hundred dollar chips. They give us real money for this, huh? 2322 01:38:31,073 --> 01:38:32,574 Number one now! 2323 01:38:35,543 --> 01:38:37,012 Numbers, numbers! 2324 01:38:37,045 --> 01:38:39,581 Easy eight, okay. 2325 01:38:41,283 --> 01:38:44,119 Eight, it is eight! 2326 01:38:44,152 --> 01:38:46,488 Okay, that's number two. 2327 01:38:46,521 --> 01:38:48,656 BILL: Come on, come on. Let's have the dice. 2328 01:38:48,690 --> 01:38:52,394 Come on, we're all with you, everyone. 2329 01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:53,728 Don't worry now. 2330 01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:55,063 Numbers. 2331 01:38:55,097 --> 01:38:58,566 Eight! Eight, eight, eight! 2332 01:39:00,468 --> 01:39:02,304 Give me a pair of 4s. 2333 01:39:02,337 --> 01:39:04,272 A pair of fours and I'll shit in my drawers. 2334 01:39:04,306 --> 01:39:06,674 Put your money on double four, lady. 2335 01:39:06,708 --> 01:39:08,443 This man's going all the way. 2336 01:39:10,212 --> 01:39:13,515 Five hundred dollar chips! I never saw $500 chips. 2337 01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:16,518 Seventy-five! 2338 01:39:17,752 --> 01:39:19,454 (ALL CLAMORING) 2339 01:39:25,593 --> 01:39:27,729 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 2340 01:39:36,338 --> 01:39:37,605 Three 11's in a row. 2341 01:39:37,639 --> 01:39:40,642 I wanna bet a million dollars. 14-to-one. 2342 01:39:40,675 --> 01:39:42,744 CHARLIE: You making that kind of money? You bet I am. 2343 01:39:42,777 --> 01:39:45,580 Don't distract the man. Just stay right on the table, William. 2344 01:39:48,616 --> 01:39:50,785 Eleven. Four 11's in a row. 2345 01:39:50,818 --> 01:39:53,121 The man just rolled four 11s in a row. 2346 01:39:53,155 --> 01:39:56,024 Where's my $14 million? I meant what I said. 2347 01:39:56,058 --> 01:39:57,992 $1 million on the line for an eleven. 2348 01:39:58,726 --> 01:40:00,062 Oh. 2349 01:40:07,269 --> 01:40:08,270 Nine! 2350 01:40:10,072 --> 01:40:12,807 Nine! Nine! The man rolls nines, eights, sixes 2351 01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:14,609 Wake up the world, William. 2352 01:40:14,642 --> 01:40:16,811 Roll these numbers till it comes down. 2353 01:40:16,844 --> 01:40:19,181 Aren't you going to change the pit guys now? 2354 01:40:19,214 --> 01:40:21,749 You guys aren't getting tired, are you? 2355 01:40:21,783 --> 01:40:23,518 Hard six. 2356 01:40:23,551 --> 01:40:26,188 You get a hard six, they'll put your picture up here. 2357 01:40:26,221 --> 01:40:27,689 Try it. Hard six. 2358 01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:30,125 Hard eight. Come on. 2359 01:40:30,858 --> 01:40:32,527 (ALL CLAMORING) 2360 01:40:33,495 --> 01:40:35,697 Hard six. 2361 01:40:35,730 --> 01:40:37,699 CHARLIE: Have you ever seen a greater roll than this? 2362 01:40:37,732 --> 01:40:40,135 I think you're not gonna believe what I've seen. 2363 01:40:40,168 --> 01:40:41,436 CHARLIE: This the biggest one you ever see? 2364 01:40:41,469 --> 01:40:43,271 CROUPIER: Almost. 2365 01:40:43,305 --> 01:40:45,707 Almost? We gotta make it the biggest one. 2366 01:40:46,574 --> 01:40:47,575 Five! 2367 01:40:47,609 --> 01:40:48,776 Ooh, five! 2368 01:40:50,245 --> 01:40:52,280 William. 2369 01:40:52,314 --> 01:40:55,583 Excuse me. Can I put a dollar on number seven? 2370 01:40:55,617 --> 01:40:58,453 CHARLIE: What is that? One dollar on a seven. 2371 01:40:58,486 --> 01:41:01,089 Here, lady, you got $100 to get out of town. 2372 01:41:01,123 --> 01:41:03,791 Give that lady $100, tell her to go play that, all right? 2373 01:41:03,825 --> 01:41:05,760 Come on, shoot. Shoot. 2374 01:41:05,793 --> 01:41:07,061 Nine. 2375 01:41:07,795 --> 01:41:11,833 (ALL CLAMORING) 2376 01:41:11,866 --> 01:41:14,169 Come on, 66. 66. 2377 01:41:14,202 --> 01:41:16,171 (CHEERING) 2378 01:41:17,539 --> 01:41:19,341 I don't believe it. 2379 01:41:23,545 --> 01:41:25,547 MAN: You won't be here next game. 2380 01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:27,349 That's right. That's your comeback. 2381 01:41:27,382 --> 01:41:29,151 You are the shooter. 2382 01:41:29,184 --> 01:41:30,752 Well, man, okay. 2383 01:41:33,521 --> 01:41:35,823 All right, I'll pass the dice to the lady. 2384 01:41:35,857 --> 01:41:37,659 Okay. You are the shooter, ma'am. 2385 01:41:37,692 --> 01:41:39,527 MAN: Let's go check out. 2386 01:41:43,365 --> 01:41:45,767 Is that the longest roll you ever been here for? 2387 01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:49,237 That man is unconscious. That's what they say. 2388 01:42:03,851 --> 01:42:07,755 Don't you go grabbing none of these. How many points? 2389 01:42:07,789 --> 01:42:10,258 WOMAN: Could you buy us a drink? 2390 01:42:10,292 --> 01:42:11,526 (SIGHING) 2391 01:42:13,295 --> 01:42:15,297 Here. Give this to the sweeper. 2392 01:42:15,330 --> 01:42:16,431 Thank you very much. 2393 01:42:16,464 --> 01:42:18,533 Excuse me, excuse me. Sorry. 2394 01:42:23,738 --> 01:42:26,408 Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me, please. 2395 01:42:26,441 --> 01:42:27,642 WOMAN: Hey. 2396 01:42:27,675 --> 01:42:30,212 There he is. No, we's about even now. 2397 01:42:30,245 --> 01:42:31,579 He's in there. 2398 01:42:31,613 --> 01:42:33,615 Oh, William, William, William, William. 2399 01:42:33,648 --> 01:42:36,351 * I've got the world on a string 2400 01:42:36,384 --> 01:42:38,386 * Sitting on a rainbow 2401 01:42:38,420 --> 01:42:40,555 Whoa, these chips, they're just falling out. 2402 01:42:40,588 --> 01:42:41,923 William, you okay? 2403 01:42:41,956 --> 01:42:43,791 I suddenly got very tired. 2404 01:42:43,825 --> 01:42:45,760 I know, I could see that. I was amazed. 2405 01:42:45,793 --> 01:42:48,196 You walked away from the table and you left all your chips. 2406 01:42:48,230 --> 01:42:49,531 But I scooped them up. 2407 01:42:49,564 --> 01:42:50,765 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 2408 01:42:50,798 --> 01:42:53,868 We'll get a suite, a couple of outfits, some new clothes. 2409 01:42:53,901 --> 01:42:55,737 Maybe we'll hit the old mustang ranch, right? 2410 01:42:55,770 --> 01:42:58,540 We'll get a couple of little ladies. Have a ball, right? 2411 01:42:58,573 --> 01:43:00,475 Then maybe we'll come down, go to Vegas, 2412 01:43:00,508 --> 01:43:01,943 hire a limousine, get a driver, 2413 01:43:01,976 --> 01:43:03,545 hit every track in the world. Right? 2414 01:43:03,578 --> 01:43:05,780 We haven't even started yet, Mr. Denny. 2415 01:43:05,813 --> 01:43:07,549 I haven't even picked up the dice. 2416 01:43:07,582 --> 01:43:10,318 You just showed me how to win, right? Conviction, right? 2417 01:43:10,352 --> 01:43:11,886 Conviction and control. 2418 01:43:11,919 --> 01:43:14,356 I'm going to take a rest. You and me are going to rest up, 2419 01:43:14,389 --> 01:43:17,825 then we're back to the tables and I'm gonna be hitting it now this time, too. 2420 01:43:17,859 --> 01:43:19,427 First, I gotta empty my pockets. 2421 01:43:19,461 --> 01:43:21,696 Just chock-full of all these here chips. 2422 01:43:21,729 --> 01:43:24,566 I'll go to the cashier now and pick up a little cash. 2423 01:43:24,599 --> 01:43:27,569 You just sit right there and take it easy. 2424 01:43:27,602 --> 01:43:31,673 * La cucaracha, la cucaracha 2425 01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:33,608 * Just Billy and me 2426 01:43:33,641 --> 01:43:35,643 I've got a fortune right here, fellows. 2427 01:43:35,677 --> 01:43:37,845 You'd better call for some money. 2428 01:43:37,879 --> 01:43:39,314 We got a lot of money here. 2429 01:43:41,649 --> 01:43:43,518 Keep everybody back. Everybody back. 2430 01:43:45,620 --> 01:43:47,422 Have a pretzel. 2431 01:43:47,455 --> 01:43:49,457 We have pretzels all over the place. 2432 01:43:50,658 --> 01:43:52,427 Rack them up. 2433 01:43:52,460 --> 01:43:53,728 Call Howard Hughes and tell him 2434 01:43:53,761 --> 01:43:55,597 we're gonna break his bank, too. 2435 01:43:55,630 --> 01:43:57,965 You can do me a favor. I got a hole in my shoe. 2436 01:43:57,999 --> 01:43:59,667 You know where I can get this fixed? 2437 01:43:59,701 --> 01:44:01,403 No, I'll cash my shoe in, too. 2438 01:44:01,436 --> 01:44:02,737 You give me something for that? 2439 01:44:02,770 --> 01:44:04,472 CASHIER: No, we don't give nothing for old shoes. 2440 01:44:04,506 --> 01:44:06,941 Don't drop no chips down on the floor, now. 2441 01:44:06,974 --> 01:44:09,043 What do you think we got here? How much money we got? 2442 01:44:09,076 --> 01:44:10,845 I think we got, uh, quite a few here. 2443 01:44:10,878 --> 01:44:12,780 I just need a... ...any help with the money. 2444 01:44:12,814 --> 01:44:14,882 Well, I got a lot of pockets. 2445 01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:18,320 Now I want a very good smile. I want a smile from you. 2446 01:44:18,353 --> 01:44:21,689 Eighty two thousand on the button. 2447 01:44:21,723 --> 01:44:23,024 (PEOPLE WHOOPING) 2448 01:44:23,057 --> 01:44:24,359 New shoes. 2449 01:44:24,392 --> 01:44:26,661 Cheese and crackers! 2450 01:44:27,729 --> 01:44:29,497 Forty thousand dollars. 2451 01:44:29,531 --> 01:44:30,932 You see, I've been shooting crap games. 2452 01:44:30,965 --> 01:44:33,668 Smile, now. You ain't smiling. That's right. 2453 01:44:33,701 --> 01:44:35,303 Well, now you tell Mr. Hughes that 2454 01:44:35,337 --> 01:44:37,905 we're gonna break the rest of his things, too. 2455 01:44:37,939 --> 01:44:38,973 Look, how much is that now? 2456 01:44:39,006 --> 01:44:41,909 That's $60,000, sir. $60,000, sir. 2457 01:44:41,943 --> 01:44:44,011 I've been shooting. I have a knack with numbers. 2458 01:44:44,045 --> 01:44:46,614 I just, you know... Crap happens to be one of my games. 2459 01:44:46,648 --> 01:44:49,417 Don't want to take advantage of the house and win too much. 2460 01:44:49,451 --> 01:44:51,486 Seventy thousand. Seventy thousand. 2461 01:44:51,519 --> 01:44:52,754 Four, six... 2462 01:44:52,787 --> 01:44:55,390 It is unreal, but it's $80,000. 2463 01:44:55,423 --> 01:44:57,024 Eighty-two thousand. Eighty-two thousand. 2464 01:44:57,058 --> 01:44:59,827 Thank you very much. We'll probably see you again. And, uh... 2465 01:44:59,861 --> 01:45:02,096 Excuse us. Pathway, please. 2466 01:45:02,129 --> 01:45:05,533 No, I don't need any police. No, ain't nobody taking this money from me. 2467 01:45:05,567 --> 01:45:10,472 William, $82,000. William, $41,000 apiece. 2468 01:45:10,505 --> 01:45:12,540 Gonna split it up right now, all right? 2469 01:45:12,574 --> 01:45:17,712 Two, four, six, eight, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, for you. 2470 01:45:17,745 --> 01:45:21,082 Two, four, six, eight 10, 12... 2471 01:45:21,115 --> 01:45:24,419 Those people there, they want autographs, they want to take pictures. 2472 01:45:24,452 --> 01:45:26,821 The Reno Gazette, they want to do a whole feature story, 2473 01:45:26,854 --> 01:45:30,392 but I said, "no, no, we're going to be resting until we come back." right? 2474 01:45:30,425 --> 01:45:31,859 (HUMMING) 2475 01:45:33,395 --> 01:45:34,796 Okay, $40,000. 2476 01:45:37,765 --> 01:45:39,567 $41,000. 2477 01:45:39,601 --> 01:45:41,803 Make sure of this. Even split. 2478 01:45:41,836 --> 01:45:45,106 Eight, nine and 10. 2479 01:45:45,139 --> 01:45:48,643 Forty-one thousand. $41,000. You always take a big win this hard? 2480 01:45:51,012 --> 01:45:54,048 Charlie, there was no special feeling. I just said there was. 2481 01:45:54,081 --> 01:45:55,983 Yeah, I know that. Everybody knows that. 2482 01:45:56,017 --> 01:45:57,985 Check this out. We're heroes here, right? 2483 01:45:58,019 --> 01:46:00,888 This lady, Norma Walker, works near the cashier, gave me this, 2484 01:46:00,922 --> 01:46:04,058 "If it takes a watermelon five minutes to water, 2485 01:46:04,091 --> 01:46:08,162 "how long will it take a sweet pea to pee? 2486 01:46:08,195 --> 01:46:11,132 As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap." 2487 01:46:16,938 --> 01:46:18,139 Mmm-hmm. 2488 01:46:20,074 --> 01:46:21,443 (SIGHS) 2489 01:46:24,979 --> 01:46:27,582 Don't mean a fucking thing, does it? 2490 01:46:30,918 --> 01:46:33,555 Charlie, I have to go home. 2491 01:46:33,588 --> 01:46:35,657 Oh, yeah? Where do you live? 2492 01:46:41,062 --> 01:46:42,630 I'll see you. 2493 01:47:12,727 --> 01:47:17,031 * Nothin' about me is going to be the same * 2494 01:47:26,040 --> 01:47:27,241 (MAN SIGHING) 2495 01:47:27,274 --> 01:47:30,545 (PIANO PLAYING) 2496 01:47:30,578 --> 01:47:32,680 PIANO PLAYER: * Pack up all CHARLIE: Pack up all your cares. 2497 01:47:32,714 --> 01:47:34,949 * My cares and woes 'cause 2498 01:47:34,982 --> 01:47:36,551 * Here we go 2499 01:47:36,584 --> 01:47:39,186 * We're going to sing it low 2500 01:47:39,220 --> 01:47:40,722 * Oh, my, my 2501 01:47:43,858 --> 01:47:47,094 PIANO PLAYER: They don't care. They don't care. 2502 01:47:47,128 --> 01:47:50,765 PIANO PLAYER AND CHARLIE: * Oh, while somebody waits for me 2503 01:47:50,798 --> 01:47:53,768 * Sugar is sweet, so is he 2504 01:47:55,737 --> 01:47:59,140 * Oh, bye, bye, blackbird 2505 01:47:59,173 --> 01:48:01,976 PIANO PLAYER: We got a girl. 2506 01:48:02,009 --> 01:48:05,179 * No one here can love 2507 01:48:05,212 --> 01:48:08,850 * Or understand me 2508 01:48:09,917 --> 01:48:12,620 * Oh, what hard luck stories 2509 01:48:12,654 --> 01:48:13,788 * They are 2510 01:48:13,821 --> 01:48:15,723 CHARLIE: Sounds like the story of my life. 2511 01:48:15,757 --> 01:48:16,791 PIANO PLAYER: You're right. 2512 01:48:16,824 --> 01:48:20,795 * Make my bed and light my light 2513 01:48:20,828 --> 01:48:24,632 * I'm gonna arrive late tonight 'cause 2514 01:48:24,666 --> 01:48:27,935 * Blackbird, bye, bye 2515 01:48:27,969 --> 01:48:29,503 PIANO PLAYER: You wanna do a big finish? 2516 01:48:30,004 --> 01:48:31,505 * Bye, bye 2517 01:48:33,641 --> 01:48:36,711 * Oh, bye, bye 173560