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Come on ladies, we're pushing pennies
around like a lot of old 'tards here.
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Let's see a real bet.
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Twice.
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- That's better.
- Fold.
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All in.
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Good morning mate.
Delivery for you.
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Fresh as you like.
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Bloody hell.
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What you plan on
doing with that?
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I'm gonna chop his head off.
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- You know I'm a vegetarian?!
- For Christ sake Tim!
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I'm not asking you
to fucking eat it.
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Only chop the head off.
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Ben, I can't mate.
Really, I can't.
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The head..
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Is mine.
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All right.
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Johnny's got the head.
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I've got the belly.
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Which leaves you
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the legs
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the gut
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or the fucking tale.
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Where's the other fellow?
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You're late.
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Did I not make myself clear?!
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The other fellow, where is he?
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We can handle it!
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Guarantied!
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I need three of you inside.
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You've got three of us.
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You mean to tell me that tinker
bell here is gonna go inside?
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No.. Tinker..
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Tim.. will stay in the van.
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All right.
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So Tink takes the wheel
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whilst you and loud
ass there go inside?
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The two of you?
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- I trust him with my life.
- Yeah, well I don't.
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So you find someone else, otherwise,
the deal is of, all right?!
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All right.
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I'll find another guy.
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Okay?
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If..
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And I mean if this goes
according to plan..
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He's got a ring.
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You take it!
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The ring is very
important to him.
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You might say it's
his little friend.
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Adios.
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Fucking tosser!
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- Hello?
- Happy birthday to you
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happy birthday to you
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happy birthday dear Michael
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happy birthday to you.
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Wow, I'm touched.
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Love you so much.
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Sounds like I'll come in for
a very good night tonight?!
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Oh yes, but it was
different in my dreams.
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Why is that?
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You've been having those
dirty dreams about me again?
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Hmm, but it happened in
a Polish restaurant.
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- Oh shit.
- Oh yes.
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No, that's no good, cause since you've
met me, all your dreams have come true.
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I know Michael. Look..
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I've ordered a table at
Gordon's, just the two of us.
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We have to be there in an hour.
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An hour?
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Yes.
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Well, at least it's not Polish.
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Definitely not. And I
have a surprise for you.
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Yeah, you should do.
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Besides, I've got a little
surprise for you too.
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Surprise?! I'm finally
going to meet the queen?
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Who told you?
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Everybody's talking about it.
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No, but..
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I do have a little..
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Michael?
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Michael?
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Now, there is a surprise.
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What?
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I'll be there in a jiffy.
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Okay.
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What the shitty fuck?!
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Let go of me!
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What the fuck?!
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Take it off!
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Please, let go of me.
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Help?!
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I'll give you anything!
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You work for her Majesty?
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What's it got to do with you?
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You'd take a bullet in your
bullocks for queen and country?
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What?
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Even though the old deer makes you
work on your fucking birthday.
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Johnny, you fucker!
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Happy birthday mate.
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God save the Queen.
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Piss off Ben!
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Come on! Come on! Let me out!
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You scared the shit out of me.
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Here. Happy birthday fellow.
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Yeah, what were you doing
with that bunny rabbit, eh?
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That is Jess..
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Well it was just
Jessica's present.
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I was thinking about
you, the whole time.
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Oh, you pervert.
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- And you?
- Sorry Michael.
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We just wanted to give you
the best surprise ever.
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Oh why, well you
certainly did that Tim.
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No problem there!
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All right, let's go!
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- Go? Go where?
- Here.
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All right, what?!
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A wrank looking strip club. Even you're
not thick enough to think of going there.
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Oh yeah, we forgot.
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You're into cuddly
toys now, aren't you?
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I am not going in there!
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I don't care what you
say, I've had enough!
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Jessica.
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- Mickey?!
- No. I'm sorry, I've got to go.
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- Must see Jessie, she's waiting on me.
- Mickey, for fuck's sake.
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Will you just calm down?!
Mickey please?!
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Look! I have to go and see Jessica,
all right?! She's waiting for me.
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All right. I see the
surprise is out the window.
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But we have to go and tell the girls.
Please, ten minutes?!
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No, thank you. It's
not my business!
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Come on mate please, for
fuck's sake, do us a favor.
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All right, five
minutes, all right?!
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And not a heartbeat more!
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Okay Mickey. Just
turn the van around.
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These girls might
take us by force.
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Hopefully.
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You sure are fucking cunts!
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Let me tell you what John.
He's gonna go
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apeshit when he finds out.
It's a fact mate.
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Fuck you and your facts Tim.
We stick to the plan!
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Here
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We're closed.
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Closed or not mate, I
have to drop this off.
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You're not dropping
anything off mate.
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I told you, the bar is closed. So
fuck off and come back tomorrow!
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Shut it dickhead!
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You know the trouble with
the world right now Karl?
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Not enough trust.
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But I'm gonna trust these cards.
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When I said use your head,
I meant your own one.
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Fresh meat.
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What?
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Wait! Wait! Wait!
Don't you flinch!
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Put your hands on the table!
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Where I can see them!
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What the fuck is going on here?
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Shut your mouth!
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Or I'll shut it for you!
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Open it up! Come on!
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I think you pricks are
a little confused.
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Slowly, don't you make me
fucking nervous. Come on!
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Do you have any idea who
owns this establishment?
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Who sent you?
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The international
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red fucking cross!
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Let's gather the harvest.
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Come on gentlemen!
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Come on!
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Faster gentlemen! Faster!
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I said..
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Five minutes!
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Fuck!
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Come on! Faster, you
fucking cripple!
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Like what?
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Your ring!
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Are you deaf?!
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Put the ring on the
fucking table!
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Shoot!
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What?
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Shoot him!
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No! Oh, no! I can't..
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I can't do it!
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Fuck! Shoot him!
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Motherfucker I'm telling you!
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I can't!
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Pour his fucking brains out!
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Now!
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I can't.
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You're such a fucking pussy!
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Oh fu..
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Get back!
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I promise I'll aim
better next time.
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You're fucking mental!
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Really?! You're not
the first to notice.
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I'll find you!
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I'll fucking find you!
And when I do..
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I'll cut of your fucking balls..
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And when you fucking eat them..
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I'm gonna pull them out of your
fucking asshole with this hand!
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You fucking fat cunt!
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Oy?!
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Is this what you
were looking for?
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What?
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Don't play silly
puppets with me!
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You wanted your play with
his ring didn't you?
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Well, as it happens..
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I've grown quite fond of it.
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I think I'll just adopt to it.
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I'll think of it
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as a present!
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Fucking knew.
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You fucking snake!
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Come on! Come on!
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Move! Move! Move! Now!
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Move! Fucking move!
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You come and investigate,
you're the police.
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I'll call you back.
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Mickey start the van!
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Wait, what happened?
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Drive! Just fucking drive!
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Now wait a minute.
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- Move!
- All right!
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Shittin' Jesus Christ.
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What was all that about?
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Nothing Mickey.
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- We're all good.
- Good?!
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How can it be good Johnny?
I heard a fucking gunshot!
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Need to clear your
ears out mate.
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Probably just been foy.
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Oh fuck off Ben!
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Calm down Mickey.
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Girls just..
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Got a bit upset, that's all.
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But we got you a present.
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Piss off with your presents!
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Are you sure about that?
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Don't think you want me fucking
around with your future.
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What is that?
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Problems with your
eyesight, lad?!
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Oh fuck! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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What did you do Johnny? Eh?
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What the fuck did you do?
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Set you up mate.
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Tell me you're just having
another laugh, all right?!
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Tell me that this is
just a fucking wind-up.
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Not really.
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I know you're pissed
off now mate.
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But please
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just try to calm down.
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You tell me to calm down
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just one more time
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I will fucking end you!
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Look at it, we always said
we were to start it new.
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Now we can. All of us.
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We're sorted.
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Whose money is that?
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Look at it as a long-term loan.
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With payment optional.
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Who saw you? you?
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As far as I'm aware, no one!
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You're in the clear mate.
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And by the time those
guys sort themselves out,
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we'll be long gone.
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Gone?!
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Gone where?
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Malaysia my friend.
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Sunshine. Paradise is
just around the corner.
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And we've got a place for you.
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If you're willing to join us.
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Shit!
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This is fucking real?!
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00:14:40,802 --> 00:14:45,201
You really are all just the
sneakiest, fucking donk shit, right?!
273
00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:47,769
You're right Johnny,
you clever bastard.
274
00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:49,609
Nobody did see me.
275
00:14:49,728 --> 00:14:51,235
So I weren't there.
276
00:14:52,097 --> 00:14:53,702
Just so we're clear?!
277
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,357
I didn't do anything!
278
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:57,244
You don't know me.
279
00:14:57,601 --> 00:14:59,403
And I don't know you.
280
00:14:59,487 --> 00:15:01,037
Any of you!
281
00:15:01,097 --> 00:15:03,312
And if I ever see you again.
282
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,849
You're fucking dead!
283
00:15:04,893 --> 00:15:06,549
I'll kill ya'll!
284
00:15:09,128 --> 00:15:10,474
His name's John.
285
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:12,177
I don't know his last name.
286
00:15:12,549 --> 00:15:14,571
That's all I know Paul, I swear.
287
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,439
Believe me.
288
00:15:16,554 --> 00:15:18,673
I know I fucked up, I
fucked up big-time Paul.
289
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,599
But give me a chance, yeah?
290
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,411
And I'll get the fuckers myself.
291
00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:25,273
I promise.
292
00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:27,008
They'll pay.
293
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,066
Yeah, they'll pay.
294
00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:30,962
I'll get the fuckers
myself, and they'll pay.
295
00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:32,704
I promise you they'll pay, ok?
296
00:15:32,976 --> 00:15:34,718
I'll get them! I'll
get them Paul.
297
00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:35,922
Yeah? I'll get them..
298
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,935
Pst!
299
00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:39,805
(SHUT THE) Fuck up!
300
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,485
(OR) I'll crush you!
301
00:15:46,735 --> 00:15:47,937
I believe you.
302
00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:49,289
Yeah?
303
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:52,663
Everybody pays.
304
00:15:52,725 --> 00:15:53,955
Yeah.
305
00:16:07,336 --> 00:16:09,360
He was in the fucking van.
306
00:16:09,585 --> 00:16:11,655
He seems fucking familiar to me.
307
00:16:11,717 --> 00:16:12,583
How come?
308
00:16:12,675 --> 00:16:14,504
If that really is him then..
309
00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:17,299
Then we've just been fucked
by the honorary guard of her
310
00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:20,223
Majesty, Queen Elizabeth,
the fucking second.
311
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,543
If we get this little
prick, we find the others.
312
00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:25,834
I want you to take
all of our boys
313
00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,913
find out where they fucking live
314
00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:29,465
where they drink
315
00:16:29,476 --> 00:16:32,298
and even if they're coming up
to the queen of fucking England
316
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,994
I want them crown jewels.
317
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,120
- Hello?
- Where are you?
318
00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:05,467
Oh, Jess.
319
00:17:05,529 --> 00:17:06,855
Yeah, I.. I'm sorry darling.
320
00:17:06,879 --> 00:17:09,198
- I'm waiting.
- Yeah, I'm on my way there now.
321
00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:11,351
Are you ok? What's
the matter with you?
322
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:13,094
No no..
323
00:17:13,121 --> 00:17:14,719
No. Everything's honky..
324
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,435
Everything's fine!
325
00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:17,666
Hurry up then.
326
00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:20,259
Yes, yes! I'll be there
in a minute, all right?!
327
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,793
Oh fuck!
328
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,575
- Oh shit!
- He's inside!
329
00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:36,959
Fuck!
330
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:49,673
Shit.
331
00:17:51,199 --> 00:17:53,024
Fucker's got away.
332
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,212
I need to go to the toilet.
333
00:18:35,341 --> 00:18:37,403
Tim, what the fuck
are you doing?!
334
00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:39,727
You don't know me!
335
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,808
I'll be back in a sec.
336
00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:43,373
Excuse me.
337
00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:12,617
Jesus Christ!
338
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,631
I promised ya'll I'd kill you!
339
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,799
Michael, I'm sorry! I wanted
to tell you, honestly.
340
00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:19,985
Where is it?
341
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:21,465
I'm sorry.
342
00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:23,159
Where is it?
343
00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:24,844
It's on me!
344
00:19:25,305 --> 00:19:25,991
Fuck!
345
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:29,561
Michael, don't do this! Listen, right!
There's no way back!
346
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,163
Mike, what the fuck
are you doing?
347
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:37,225
Mickey..
348
00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:39,689
They found me Johnny!
Do you understand me?!
349
00:19:39,903 --> 00:19:42,573
They found me and then
nearly fucking killed me!
350
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,665
Fuck you Mickeeey!
351
00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:53,222
This is the final boarding call for
passengers on the flight F43421C
352
00:19:53,673 --> 00:19:55,194
to Kuala Lumpur.
353
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,226
Please proceed to
gate C, immediately.
354
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,214
Thick clouds of
ash flew up today
355
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:14,605
forcing airlines to cancel
thousands of flights.
356
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:19,008
It drifted at high altitudes south & east,
from an erupting volcano in Iceland.
357
00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:23,512
The airspace shut-down was one of the
most sweeping ever ordered in peace time.
358
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,001
The cloud made up of
minute particles of
359
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:28,616
silicate, that can severely
damage jet engines,
360
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:32,872
left airplanes stranded on the tarmac of
some of the world's busiest airports,
361
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,990
as it spread over Britain and
towards continental Europe.
362
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:40,604
5,000-6,000 of the 28,000 daily
flights across Europe were cancelled,
363
00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:45,348
or redirected to the nearest available
airports, as the results of the ash plume.
364
00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:49,018
The ash plume of volcano Eyjafjallajökull,
was reported to be drifting
365
00:20:49,085 --> 00:20:52,118
at 18,000-33,000 feet
above the earth.
366
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:56,003
At those altitudes, the cloud is directly
in the road of commercial airliners...
367
00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:26,414
Excuse me mate. Where are we?
368
00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:32,717
Sorry mate, I don't speak
Malaysian, I'm sorry.
369
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,461
We found them.
370
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,837
It was about fucking time.
371
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,997
They didn't get as
far as Malaysia.
372
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,306
Some big volcano has
just erupted in Iceland.
373
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,941
The flight redirected.
374
00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:48,541
To Lithuania.
375
00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:51,775
Lith-a-fucking what?
376
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,249
Lithuania?!
377
00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,109
Not Malaysia?!
378
00:21:55,511 --> 00:21:57,489
It's in Eastern fucking Europe.
379
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,749
And the bastards
are still there.
380
00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:01,159
How?
381
00:22:01,549 --> 00:22:03,771
I mean how? How? How
did I get here?
382
00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:06,221
You arrive here
about two hours ago
383
00:22:06,461 --> 00:22:07,539
from the airport
384
00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:09,413
with three friends.
385
00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:12,327
I like them fucking Islandicks.
386
00:22:12,445 --> 00:22:14,935
But I like the
volcanoes even better.
387
00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:17,783
Let's get our asses
fucking out there.
388
00:22:35,323 --> 00:22:37,705
Hey barman, give me some vodka.
389
00:22:40,665 --> 00:22:41,847
Cheers fellow.
390
00:23:03,103 --> 00:23:04,989
Benny my boy, lucky tonight.
391
00:23:05,081 --> 00:23:06,355
See you back at the hotel.
392
00:23:06,399 --> 00:23:07,763
I'll see you later.
393
00:23:08,611 --> 00:23:11,453
Ben, don't you think we
should get back to the hotel.
394
00:23:11,534 --> 00:23:13,183
You've gone fucking soft?!
395
00:23:13,378 --> 00:23:15,243
I'm not going back to
some shitty hotel!
396
00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:18,841
Hello boys. Our hen party
needs some company.
397
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,497
Where're you from?
398
00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:21,969
England.
399
00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:27,197
- Come on girls, surround them.
- All right ladies.
400
00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:29,797
Right here, fucking right here!
401
00:23:39,526 --> 00:23:40,526
Fuck!
402
00:24:26,776 --> 00:24:28,871
Oh, you dumb fucks!
403
00:24:47,281 --> 00:24:48,756
- Hello?
- Michael?
404
00:24:49,593 --> 00:24:50,915
Jessica, thank God!
405
00:24:50,971 --> 00:24:53,173
Were you ever planning
on calling me back?
406
00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:54,647
How could you?
407
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,689
What the hell is going on?
408
00:24:56,907 --> 00:25:01,241
What are you doing? Do you
have any idea how I feel?
409
00:25:01,664 --> 00:25:03,081
Yes! Yes I know.
410
00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,581
I'll be back in a couple
of hours, I promise!
411
00:25:05,789 --> 00:25:08,605
- I don't give a shit about your promises..
- Jessie listen!
412
00:25:09,487 --> 00:25:10,906
- To what?
- Airport please mate.
413
00:25:11,097 --> 00:25:13,951
You're going to the airport?
Without me?
414
00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:07,854
Good night my friend.
415
00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:37,532
And you can't even explain to
me where you pissed off to?!
416
00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:41,371
Why is that? Just don't call me anymore.
I don't want to hear shit anymore.
417
00:26:41,438 --> 00:26:43,384
Jess, it's very, very confusing!
418
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,336
Is it?
419
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:45,736
But you have to trust me!
420
00:26:45,818 --> 00:26:46,854
Are you sober?
421
00:26:47,044 --> 00:26:47,661
Yes!
422
00:26:47,752 --> 00:26:49,120
So where are you then?
423
00:26:49,902 --> 00:26:51,980
Lithuan.. Oh, Jesus Christ.
424
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,720
- It doesn't really matter.
- Yes, it does.
425
00:26:53,824 --> 00:26:56,846
I will explain everything to
you, when it becomes clear.
426
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:06,833
Why've we stop.. Look, can you just
wait a minute? Why've we stopped?
427
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:09,758
Look! I need to get to the airport mate!
I'm in a bit of a hurry..
428
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,203
Who's this now?
429
00:27:14,988 --> 00:27:16,275
What's going on?
430
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,761
- What the hell is happening?
- What are you doing to me?
431
00:27:18,832 --> 00:27:20,240
Are you at a party?
432
00:27:37,004 --> 00:27:40,171
You're a son of a bitch Michael. How can
you have fun when my heart's broken?
433
00:27:40,222 --> 00:27:41,988
How can I have ever
gotten with you?
434
00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:43,432
And you have nothing
to say for yourself?
435
00:27:43,486 --> 00:27:45,032
You can't even explain yourself?
436
00:27:45,134 --> 00:27:46,189
Fuck you..
437
00:28:08,266 --> 00:28:09,405
Oh fuck!
438
00:28:10,242 --> 00:28:11,844
Oh Jesus Christ.
439
00:29:11,056 --> 00:29:12,120
Hi.
440
00:29:12,297 --> 00:29:14,595
I don't even know
how I got here.
441
00:29:14,832 --> 00:29:17,997
I don't know where any of my
friends are and I need help!
442
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,879
Is your room 1402?
443
00:29:22,413 --> 00:29:24,547
No, yea.. I don't know, why?
444
00:29:25,049 --> 00:29:26,455
We came back..
445
00:29:26,555 --> 00:29:27,855
Hmm... Men!
446
00:29:27,909 --> 00:29:30,167
We said we're friends of yours.
447
00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:33,426
Did they now?!
448
00:29:36,021 --> 00:29:37,067
Johnny?!
449
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:40,929
Johnny where are you?! Show
me your faces you li..
450
00:29:42,869 --> 00:29:44,523
- Fuck! Shit!
- That's him!
451
00:29:44,607 --> 00:29:46,013
Who are you? What do you want?
452
00:29:46,101 --> 00:29:48,051
I was going to ask
you the same thing.
453
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,675
Oh now, there's been
some kind of a mistake.
454
00:29:51,037 --> 00:29:51,947
Mistake?!
455
00:29:51,987 --> 00:29:54,435
Where there's a lot of greed,
there's plenty of mistakes.
456
00:29:54,712 --> 00:29:57,587
No! You see, I didn't
know anything.
457
00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,557
They set me up. They
ruined my plan.
458
00:29:59,711 --> 00:30:01,029
Plan?!
459
00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:04,927
Your plan is going to end
up the same way as Karl's.
460
00:30:08,635 --> 00:30:10,181
Where is the money?
461
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,881
It was in here. I wanted
to give it back to you.
462
00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:17,381
I swear to God, I wanted
to give it back to you.
463
00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:19,414
Where's my fucking ring?
464
00:30:20,973 --> 00:30:22,915
What ring? I don't
know, I don't know.
465
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,377
Get him up! Get him up!
466
00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:30,107
Okay, it's.. It's in my pocket.
467
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,617
Where's my fucking ring?
468
00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:47,135
- I just gave..
- Tony Montana gave me that fucking ring!
469
00:30:47,199 --> 00:30:48,677
Does that ring any
bells with you?
470
00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:50,185
Now where's my fucking ring?
471
00:30:50,197 --> 00:30:52,389
I don't have anything
else to give to you.
472
00:30:52,457 --> 00:30:56,455
I don't even fucking know how I got
here, what more can I fucking give.
473
00:30:56,465 --> 00:30:58,303
- Shut the fuck up!
- Fucking hell!
474
00:30:58,371 --> 00:31:00,095
Get him in there!
475
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:03,573
You must fucking like this?!
476
00:31:04,132 --> 00:31:05,981
Open the door! Police.
477
00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:15,709
Hello.
478
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:19,827
These guys. You know them?
479
00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:25,855
- Yes. yes, I know them, yes.
- Good.
480
00:31:26,904 --> 00:31:29,183
You must go with us. Come on!
481
00:31:32,713 --> 00:31:34,835
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
482
00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:47,476
Don't look like we're leaving
this place any time soon lads.
483
00:31:48,411 --> 00:31:50,838
We need a motor. Let's
go find uncle Sam.
484
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,820
Officer?! Sir?!
485
00:31:54,024 --> 00:31:56,262
The Mob.. Gangsters..
486
00:31:56,336 --> 00:31:59,166
From London, really,
very, very serious men.
487
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:02,262
They're in my hotel.
They want their money.
488
00:32:03,052 --> 00:32:06,539
But, it was taken, you
see, it's all gone.
489
00:32:09,544 --> 00:32:11,362
You know this?
490
00:32:16,037 --> 00:32:17,918
You want me to be
honest with you?!
491
00:32:18,422 --> 00:32:20,228
They're not my actual friends.
492
00:32:20,778 --> 00:32:24,324
In fact, I barely fucking know
them, but that is not important.
493
00:32:26,282 --> 00:32:28,304
They are going to kill me.
494
00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:30,442
You have to believe me!
495
00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,864
What's money?
496
00:32:42,112 --> 00:32:43,682
Who robbed you?
497
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,130
You?
498
00:32:45,194 --> 00:32:46,850
How much money?
499
00:32:46,992 --> 00:32:48,066
When?
500
00:32:48,112 --> 00:32:49,167
Money, I..
501
00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:51,282
What money?
502
00:32:51,697 --> 00:32:52,548
No, no, no..
503
00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:54,072
It's all good.
504
00:32:54,255 --> 00:32:55,549
It's my fuck-up.
505
00:34:26,438 --> 00:34:29,453
Four iron dicks and
two balls for each.
506
00:34:30,910 --> 00:34:32,220
How much for all of them?
507
00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:40,953
8,000. You won't
find any cheaper.
508
00:34:42,258 --> 00:34:44,375
Is that right? Is that so?
509
00:34:46,308 --> 00:34:48,042
Cheeky little fucker, isn't he?
510
00:34:49,266 --> 00:34:51,736
Fuck it. Pay him and
let's get out of here.
511
00:34:58,272 --> 00:35:00,790
Do you fucking
believe this shit?!
512
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,394
Here That's him.
513
00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:18,144
What's your name?
514
00:35:26,010 --> 00:35:27,052
Vova.
515
00:35:27,201 --> 00:35:30,830
Ok Vova, listen very carefully,
I'm only gonna say this once.
516
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,954
Where did you get
that fucking watch?
517
00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:54,348
Help. Help.
518
00:36:43,987 --> 00:36:45,579
Father, can you help me?
519
00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:47,599
Can you please help me?
520
00:36:54,343 --> 00:36:55,517
Excuse me?
521
00:36:55,659 --> 00:36:56,921
Will you please..
522
00:36:57,806 --> 00:36:59,697
Fucking help me?
523
00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:08,910
Please?!
524
00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:10,510
Help me!
525
00:37:14,095 --> 00:37:15,697
Okay. Okay.
526
00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:35,247
Please?!
527
00:37:35,469 --> 00:37:37,795
People, hear me out!
528
00:37:37,805 --> 00:37:38,479
I
529
00:37:38,579 --> 00:37:39,279
Have
530
00:37:39,379 --> 00:37:40,079
money!
531
00:37:40,227 --> 00:37:43,073
If we can just get back
to my fucking hotel
532
00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,785
I can pay you
533
00:37:44,878 --> 00:37:46,853
as much money
534
00:37:46,953 --> 00:37:48,753
as you fucking want!
535
00:37:48,927 --> 00:37:50,001
Just please?!
536
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,301
Fucking help me!
537
00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:59,086
Okay.
538
00:38:49,025 --> 00:38:50,872
Who the fuck are you?
539
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:56,155
Oh shit.
540
00:39:15,705 --> 00:39:17,167
Oh fuck!
541
00:40:01,994 --> 00:40:03,935
Please, I shouldn't be here.
542
00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:06,082
Please, I haven't seen anything.
543
00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:07,907
Just.. Just let me go.
544
00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:20,363
Please, help me.
545
00:41:43,649 --> 00:41:46,019
What the fuck is going on here?
546
00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,217
That's him.
547
00:41:47,302 --> 00:41:48,917
Well get the fucker!
548
00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:18,272
Come on!
549
00:42:30,941 --> 00:42:34,323
It's my first time here and
it's really, very nice.
550
00:42:34,362 --> 00:42:35,945
Oh really?!
551
00:42:36,483 --> 00:42:38,333
We can stop at my place.
552
00:42:51,543 --> 00:42:53,416
- Sorry, I've got to go.
- So soon?
553
00:44:46,637 --> 00:44:49,592
Who the fuck are you? What
the fuck is going on?
554
00:44:59,979 --> 00:45:01,261
What are you doing?
555
00:45:01,361 --> 00:45:03,161
Calm down! Listen to me!
556
00:46:38,313 --> 00:46:40,683
Copper, where is
my fucking money?
557
00:46:44,187 --> 00:46:48,057
One more time. Where
is the fucking money?
558
00:46:54,621 --> 00:46:56,119
Fucking drive!
559
00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:25,221
Where is it?
560
00:47:25,506 --> 00:47:27,009
Where is it?
561
00:47:27,809 --> 00:47:29,547
It's under the sofa.
562
00:47:30,061 --> 00:47:32,107
All right. Fucking get it out!
563
00:47:41,937 --> 00:47:43,107
Now open the bag!
564
00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:53,941
- Is it all there?
- I don't know, count it.
565
00:47:54,279 --> 00:47:55,413
Count it?!
566
00:47:59,492 --> 00:48:01,199
Fucking prick!
567
00:48:28,687 --> 00:48:29,549
Hello?
568
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:31,369
You piece of shit! Asshole!
569
00:48:31,419 --> 00:48:33,069
You haven't even
bothered to apologize.
570
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:33,969
Look, Jessica..
571
00:48:34,019 --> 00:48:36,660
Jessica, please just listen to me,
all right, you don't understand.
572
00:48:36,668 --> 00:48:38,343
Oh I understand all right!
573
00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:40,043
You and your Lithuanian bitches!
574
00:48:40,093 --> 00:48:41,559
You met another woman.
575
00:48:41,609 --> 00:48:44,159
- Some other fucking bitch.
- Jess will you hold please.
576
00:48:44,209 --> 00:48:46,691
- I know it..
- Just fucking hold!
577
00:49:42,731 --> 00:49:44,282
Ahh Jesus.
578
00:49:46,001 --> 00:49:47,539
Can you move?
579
00:49:49,117 --> 00:49:51,631
Your fucking radiator
is on top of me.
580
00:49:53,973 --> 00:49:55,331
My radiator?!
581
00:49:55,850 --> 00:49:56,850
Ask me..
582
00:49:57,175 --> 00:49:58,875
How I've become attached
to this fucking radiator.
583
00:49:58,891 --> 00:50:01,357
I should have killed you
in that fucking apartment.
584
00:50:01,481 --> 00:50:02,711
Fuck you!
585
00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:11,611
You skinny, Lithuanian bitch!
586
00:50:11,939 --> 00:50:13,409
I trusted you!
587
00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:14,737
And you left me
588
00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:15,937
naked
589
00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,441
covered in claret (BLOOD)
590
00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:19,321
handcuffed!
591
00:50:19,673 --> 00:50:21,515
Hey, steady..
592
00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:23,731
It's my phone.
593
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,185
It's in the pocket.
594
00:50:25,579 --> 00:50:26,649
Can you help?
595
00:50:27,211 --> 00:50:28,561
Help.. you?!
596
00:50:29,313 --> 00:50:30,459
Well yeah.
597
00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:32,759
Since you can't
help yourself, ha?!
598
00:50:35,191 --> 00:50:36,577
Fine.
599
00:50:58,109 --> 00:50:59,411
Woa, woa, woa..
600
00:50:59,745 --> 00:51:01,019
Lads, lads, lads..
601
00:51:01,241 --> 00:51:02,659
Wh.. What's going on?
602
00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:05,123
Wh.. What're you doing to me?
603
00:51:05,248 --> 00:51:07,387
Hey, I'm military! Do
you understand that?
604
00:51:07,549 --> 00:51:09,551
That means they'll
come looking for me.
605
00:51:09,815 --> 00:51:11,316
And they'll find me to. That..
606
00:51:11,616 --> 00:51:13,016
That.. That is for sure!
607
00:51:13,259 --> 00:51:14,497
Oh, come on lads.
608
00:51:14,611 --> 00:51:18,041
I work for her Majesty' service.
Do you understand? The Queen?
609
00:51:18,457 --> 00:51:19,659
Oh come on, lads.
610
00:51:19,759 --> 00:51:23,559
I'm the head of the honorary guard.
I'm a very important person!
611
00:51:24,032 --> 00:51:25,274
Yeah?!
612
00:54:02,338 --> 00:54:03,602
Fuck.
613
00:54:07,290 --> 00:54:08,840
Tim, get up!
614
00:54:31,452 --> 00:54:34,026
I don't mean to be
rude, darling, but..
615
00:54:34,697 --> 00:54:35,866
Do we know each other?
616
00:54:36,036 --> 00:54:37,510
Fuck you.
617
00:54:38,198 --> 00:54:39,524
And by the way..
618
00:54:39,686 --> 00:54:42,076
You both having me a striptease
619
00:54:42,267 --> 00:54:43,988
for my party.
620
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,582
Aw fuck! Where'd you
get my ring from?
621
00:54:49,306 --> 00:54:50,560
You gave it to me
622
00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:51,960
as my wedding gift.
623
00:54:52,428 --> 00:54:53,578
Wedding?!
624
00:54:55,154 --> 00:54:57,020
What fucking wedding?
625
00:54:57,310 --> 00:54:59,396
My wedding, your gift!
626
00:54:59,568 --> 00:55:01,417
Do you remember anything?
627
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,254
Whatever!
628
00:55:04,458 --> 00:55:05,480
I want my ring!
629
00:55:05,588 --> 00:55:07,396
Let me go man!
630
00:55:09,832 --> 00:55:11,298
This ring costs too much
631
00:55:11,390 --> 00:55:14,416
to give to some fucking..
632
00:55:15,576 --> 00:55:17,026
Fucking hell.
633
00:55:26,444 --> 00:55:27,915
Who's that?
634
00:55:28,094 --> 00:55:29,266
My fiancé.
635
00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:31,447
We are getting married tomorrow.
636
00:55:32,064 --> 00:55:33,578
All right.
637
00:55:36,864 --> 00:55:39,886
Maybe your boyfriend can
take us to the hotel.
638
00:55:40,454 --> 00:55:43,204
Jesus Christ, I'll
fucking pay him.
639
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,239
You dirty bastard!
640
00:56:09,630 --> 00:56:11,644
That is not fucking me!
641
00:56:11,744 --> 00:56:12,744
Staska.
642
00:56:14,786 --> 00:56:15,786
Fucking take it.
643
00:56:32,978 --> 00:56:34,280
Look, love..
644
00:56:34,688 --> 00:56:36,258
Just give us the ring back
645
00:56:36,716 --> 00:56:38,926
and we'll fucking leave.
646
00:56:38,997 --> 00:56:41,070
Yeah. We've got to make
a move, to be honest.
647
00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:42,586
It's been an absolute pleasure.
648
00:56:43,048 --> 00:56:44,886
Leave the fucking ring, yeah?!
649
00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:46,802
Peace. Bye bye.
650
00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:54,341
Forrest Timmy!
651
00:58:54,441 --> 00:58:55,841
Run for the switch!
652
00:59:44,804 --> 00:59:46,215
Hey pal!
653
00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:48,350
Can you help us?
654
00:59:52,344 --> 00:59:54,562
Why the fuck he's running for.
What's he..
655
00:59:58,170 --> 00:59:59,416
Oh for fuck's sake.
656
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,022
Why would you change the side
of the fucking steering wheel?!
657
01:00:02,072 --> 01:00:03,422
Why would you fucking do that?!
658
01:00:03,453 --> 01:00:05,500
- Move over you fucking cunt.
- This fucking country is mental.
659
01:00:05,537 --> 01:00:07,515
Just drive ok?!
660
01:00:07,565 --> 01:00:09,015
Shut the fuck up Timmy!
661
01:00:54,629 --> 01:00:56,204
Well don't just sit there.
662
01:00:56,501 --> 01:00:58,079
Call Johnny.
663
01:00:58,371 --> 01:01:00,937
With what, eh?! The
fucking phone?!
664
01:01:01,489 --> 01:01:03,383
It's in the forest somewhere.
665
01:01:05,419 --> 01:01:07,513
You fucking twat.
666
01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:36,508
Come on. Fucking get up!
667
01:01:37,565 --> 01:01:38,879
Where?
668
01:01:39,121 --> 01:01:40,227
Which way?
669
01:01:40,475 --> 01:01:42,305
Well I don't know, do I?
670
01:01:42,917 --> 01:01:45,224
Hey Tim, look at all this grass.
671
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:48,089
You eat like a fucking
rabbit, don't you?!
672
01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:51,229
I knew this would go tits up.
673
01:01:51,613 --> 01:01:52,919
But like a mug
674
01:01:53,119 --> 01:01:54,319
I've signed up for it.
675
01:01:54,679 --> 01:01:55,693
With another mug.
676
01:01:55,793 --> 01:01:57,493
You!
677
01:01:58,941 --> 01:02:00,183
Fuck off!
678
01:02:00,907 --> 01:02:02,149
What?
679
01:02:08,823 --> 01:02:10,517
It's a fucking tattoo.
680
01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:11,977
When?
681
01:02:17,877 --> 01:02:18,511
You
682
01:02:18,861 --> 01:02:20,123
are a fucking
683
01:02:20,143 --> 01:02:21,143
twat!
684
01:03:19,809 --> 01:03:21,137
Jesus Christ!
685
01:03:24,944 --> 01:03:26,347
That ain't Jesus.
686
01:03:26,911 --> 01:03:28,169
Not at all.
687
01:03:45,609 --> 01:03:46,609
Excuse me please
688
01:03:46,667 --> 01:03:48,595
- Are we arrive?
- Who? You?
689
01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:50,736
We. Arrive.
690
01:03:51,446 --> 01:03:52,668
Where you from please?
691
01:03:52,757 --> 01:03:55,341
Who, Me?! I'm from England.
Where the fuck are you from?
692
01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:58,102
And what you're doing
all cooped-up in there?
693
01:03:58,206 --> 01:03:59,275
England.
694
01:03:59,572 --> 01:04:00,610
England.
695
01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:08,778
- England.
- Get the fuck off!
696
01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:12,354
Thank you my friend.
697
01:04:14,165 --> 01:04:15,812
What the fuck are you doing?!
698
01:05:53,068 --> 01:05:54,300
Excuse me.
699
01:05:54,761 --> 01:05:56,342
Do you speak English?
700
01:05:57,106 --> 01:05:58,533
We're a bit lost, yeah?!
701
01:05:58,886 --> 01:06:00,649
And we need to call a taxi.
702
01:06:02,757 --> 01:06:03,951
Taxi?
703
01:06:05,263 --> 01:06:07,241
We need to go back to the..
704
01:06:07,471 --> 01:06:08,649
Hotel.
705
01:06:33,883 --> 01:06:34,921
Hello.
706
01:06:35,355 --> 01:06:37,025
We need to call a taxi.
707
01:06:46,230 --> 01:06:48,057
You want call kurwa (WHORE)?
708
01:06:48,108 --> 01:06:49,595
Twenty ponds kurwa.
709
01:06:49,867 --> 01:06:50,696
One minute.
710
01:06:50,725 --> 01:06:52,909
What? We only need
to call a taxi.
711
01:06:53,073 --> 01:06:54,819
Kurwa, twenty five pounds.
712
01:06:55,001 --> 01:06:57,036
Fuck off! It's
just a short call.
713
01:06:57,191 --> 01:06:58,277
What kurwa?
714
01:06:58,425 --> 01:07:00,443
Okay. Okay. We'll
take it, yeah?!
715
01:07:00,535 --> 01:07:02,395
But you call the taxi.
716
01:07:29,417 --> 01:07:30,916
Where you want kurwa go?
717
01:07:31,043 --> 01:07:32,396
The hotel.
718
01:07:33,206 --> 01:07:35,249
What kurwa hotel in this town?
719
01:07:35,633 --> 01:07:37,470
No, no. Not "Kurwa" hotel.
720
01:07:37,985 --> 01:07:39,043
Vilnius, yeah?
721
01:07:39,165 --> 01:07:41,334
We need to go to Vilnius.
722
01:07:41,467 --> 01:07:43,076
Are you kurwa nut?
723
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:46,108
Your village is a free hundred
kilometers from where.
724
01:07:46,218 --> 01:07:50,024
No one kurwa in here never
go that's for kurwa.
725
01:07:50,131 --> 01:07:51,387
Fucking hell!
726
01:07:51,692 --> 01:07:53,898
- What?
- What kurwa?!
727
01:07:54,057 --> 01:07:55,415
Your fucking Vilnius
728
01:07:55,577 --> 01:07:58,023
is Zbyt Daleko (TOO
FAR) stop kurwa.
729
01:07:58,105 --> 01:08:01,547
Now kurwa, give me my
twenty five pounds!
730
01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:02,773
Fuck off!
731
01:08:02,849 --> 01:08:04,059
We need to call our friends!
732
01:08:04,182 --> 01:08:05,756
The money is in the hotel
733
01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:07,870
and they will bring
it here, all right?!
734
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:10,583
I said kurwa, put the
money on the table!
735
01:08:10,749 --> 01:08:12,995
Or you have kurwa big problem!
736
01:08:15,547 --> 01:08:16,886
Don't fuck with me!
737
01:08:17,307 --> 01:08:18,397
One call!
738
01:08:18,585 --> 01:08:20,003
That's all I'm asking.
739
01:08:20,095 --> 01:08:21,095
Now give me
740
01:08:21,191 --> 01:08:22,691
the fucking phone!
741
01:08:22,831 --> 01:08:25,192
Kurwa give me my money!
742
01:09:10,309 --> 01:09:11,416
Kurwa!
743
01:11:15,130 --> 01:11:16,849
Where are his Negros? you?
744
01:11:17,388 --> 01:11:18,974
I told ya'll!
745
01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,194
I don't know!
746
01:11:22,046 --> 01:11:24,916
I've left them in a
fucking wood somewhere.
747
01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:28,242
Oh my Goooood!
748
01:11:31,612 --> 01:11:32,612
Ben!
749
01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:36,669
There is no God in
this fucking country.
750
01:11:43,406 --> 01:11:46,001
It's not our plane
for Malaysia?!
751
01:12:44,474 --> 01:12:45,753
Sure.
752
01:12:51,384 --> 01:12:52,714
Hey thanks.
753
01:12:55,574 --> 01:12:56,740
No problem.
754
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,554
So I'm a..
755
01:13:02,596 --> 01:13:04,290
Flying off to Malaysia tonight.
756
01:13:05,806 --> 01:13:07,528
My mates are probably..
757
01:13:07,977 --> 01:13:09,446
On their way already.
758
01:13:11,382 --> 01:13:12,792
I'm jealous.
759
01:13:15,942 --> 01:13:17,396
Hold that thought.
760
01:13:17,878 --> 01:13:18,878
I
761
01:13:19,114 --> 01:13:20,436
Will be back in a sec.
762
01:14:39,030 --> 01:14:40,612
So, what's next?
763
01:14:41,007 --> 01:14:42,790
I'd just love to get
rid of this thing.
764
01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:44,686
Keep it as a souvenir.
765
01:14:45,488 --> 01:14:46,862
Okay, let's go.
766
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:58,616
Fuck!
767
01:14:58,640 --> 01:14:59,640
Come on!
768
01:14:59,812 --> 01:15:01,238
Motherfucker!
769
01:15:01,624 --> 01:15:02,710
Go! Go! Go!
770
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,110
Bang on it!
771
01:15:07,996 --> 01:15:10,838
Motherfucker! Come
here you motherfucker!
772
01:15:15,030 --> 01:15:16,220
Let's go! Go!
773
01:15:18,096 --> 01:15:19,503
What the fuck is going on?
774
01:15:19,568 --> 01:15:21,706
Just drive! Move! Move!
Move! Move!
775
01:15:22,454 --> 01:15:24,521
Get closer to it, so he
can get a shot at it!
776
01:15:25,598 --> 01:15:27,204
This is just fucked! Move!
777
01:16:20,356 --> 01:16:21,610
Get back here!
778
01:16:21,748 --> 01:16:22,845
Get back!
779
01:16:29,124 --> 01:16:30,674
The money's in the hotel.
780
01:16:30,777 --> 01:16:32,594
In the toilet. I'll
show you everything.
781
01:16:32,732 --> 01:16:34,295
Don't worry about the money.
782
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,082
We have the money.
783
01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:39,150
I got a little surprise for you.
784
01:16:46,816 --> 01:16:48,150
Mickey, forgive me.
785
01:16:48,567 --> 01:16:49,988
Forgive me Mickey.
786
01:16:58,270 --> 01:17:00,884
I will fucking kill you myself!
787
01:17:01,026 --> 01:17:02,476
You fucking cunt!
788
01:17:06,870 --> 01:17:08,560
Are we finished ladies?
789
01:17:12,076 --> 01:17:14,134
Now where's my fucking ring?
790
01:17:14,644 --> 01:17:15,982
Ring?
791
01:17:21,972 --> 01:17:23,702
That fucking ring!
792
01:17:24,097 --> 01:17:25,974
Fucking Johnny, you cunt!
793
01:17:26,046 --> 01:17:27,504
Don't fuck with me!
794
01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:41,376
Hello, Johnny?
795
01:17:42,168 --> 01:17:43,168
Johnny?
796
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,332
It's Ben, hello?
797
01:17:45,654 --> 01:17:47,476
You listen to me very carefully!
798
01:17:47,570 --> 01:17:48,342
Who is this?
799
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,683
Where's Johnny?
800
01:17:49,846 --> 01:17:50,846
Where's Michael?
801
01:17:51,232 --> 01:17:53,418
Your two mates will fucking live
802
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,570
as long as my
patience holds out.
803
01:17:56,094 --> 01:17:57,880
Now, you bring my
fucking ring to me
804
01:17:57,910 --> 01:18:00,960
and you bring it very delicately,
between your fucking teeth!
805
01:18:01,144 --> 01:18:02,571
Do you understand?
806
01:18:04,264 --> 01:18:05,918
I said, do you understand?!
807
01:18:18,624 --> 01:18:19,858
Now, one more pause out of you
808
01:18:19,972 --> 01:18:21,902
and I'm gonna blow his
fucking skull away
809
01:18:21,952 --> 01:18:23,782
over this fucking call!
810
01:18:27,972 --> 01:18:29,025
Talk!
811
01:18:29,224 --> 01:18:30,478
Listen Ben!
812
01:18:30,616 --> 01:18:32,262
We need the fucking ring!
813
01:18:32,714 --> 01:18:33,996
What fucking ring?!
814
01:18:34,956 --> 01:18:36,462
We need cash!
815
01:18:36,674 --> 01:18:37,792
Ben, listen.
816
01:18:37,976 --> 01:18:39,073
There's no money.
817
01:18:39,122 --> 01:18:39,972
What?
818
01:18:40,032 --> 01:18:43,122
Just bring the fucking ring,
we're gonna fucking die.
819
01:18:43,162 --> 01:18:44,764
Just bring the fucking ring!
820
01:18:46,752 --> 01:18:49,326
That's great Johnny,
that's right.
821
01:18:50,124 --> 01:18:51,974
That's right Johnny,
bring the money.
822
01:18:55,670 --> 01:18:56,756
I don't have the ring.
823
01:18:56,814 --> 01:18:59,160
I don't have that fucking
ring, okay, but..
824
01:18:59,232 --> 01:19:00,232
Great!
825
01:19:00,327 --> 01:19:01,902
That's great! You've
got the ring.
826
01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:03,078
No ring Johnny!
827
01:19:04,044 --> 01:19:05,044
No ring!
828
01:19:05,077 --> 01:19:06,321
Good news mate.
829
01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:07,701
Tell us where you are?
830
01:19:08,487 --> 01:19:10,373
Yeah, where are you fuckface?
831
01:19:10,883 --> 01:19:12,893
We.. We're at the..
832
01:19:14,823 --> 01:19:16,885
Lithuanian wedding.
833
01:19:20,115 --> 01:19:21,330
What?
834
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,355
What the fuck is a
Lithuanian wedding?
835
01:20:27,444 --> 01:20:29,026
Fucking Malaysia.
836
01:20:29,794 --> 01:20:31,764
Fucking sunny beach.
837
01:20:35,678 --> 01:20:36,678
Hey!
838
01:20:37,162 --> 01:20:40,180
Dress up! You'll be dancing
'cause of wedding.
839
01:22:40,316 --> 01:22:42,780
Now, I don't give a
fuck who you two are.
840
01:22:42,902 --> 01:22:44,660
But I wanna know where
the fat man is?
841
01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:51,210
Turk.
842
01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:55,472
Where's the fat man?
843
01:22:55,806 --> 01:22:58,264
'Un smooga', you cunt!
844
01:23:03,534 --> 01:23:05,568
Be careful! Smile.
845
01:24:51,524 --> 01:24:53,233
Jesus Christ.
846
01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:16,518
I'll need that fat
piece of shit.
847
01:25:16,938 --> 01:25:18,759
Now, where the fuck is he?
848
01:25:36,528 --> 01:25:37,757
Fuck you!
849
01:25:37,945 --> 01:25:39,016
'Kamatzo' to you!
850
01:25:39,159 --> 01:25:41,704
Give my fucking dollars
and motherfucking Negros!
851
01:25:41,856 --> 01:25:44,246
Now, you listen to me,
you fucking gipsy!
852
01:25:45,638 --> 01:25:47,660
You get me that fucking prick!
853
01:25:48,294 --> 01:25:50,608
Otherwise, I'll end
every fucking body here
854
01:25:50,660 --> 01:25:52,470
and I'll level this
fucking place!
855
01:25:52,531 --> 01:25:53,679
Now, where the fuck is he?
856
01:25:58,548 --> 01:26:00,848
Where the fuck is he?
I'm losing my patience.
857
01:26:19,898 --> 01:26:23,046
Where's the red cross now,
you fucking salad swerver?!
858
01:26:24,981 --> 01:26:27,656
This is the part you give
me back my fucking ring.
859
01:26:27,689 --> 01:26:28,728
Wait!
860
01:26:28,766 --> 01:26:29,766
He don't have it.
861
01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:32,311
He doesn't have
the fucking ring!
862
01:26:32,657 --> 01:26:33,657
Not again.
863
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:34,983
Look, she's got it.
864
01:27:18,613 --> 01:27:20,644
Get a hold of that fucking ring.
865
01:27:38,134 --> 01:27:39,291
Kurwa!
866
01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:11,979
I'm out.
867
01:28:12,032 --> 01:28:12,973
Fuck it!
868
01:28:12,987 --> 01:28:14,389
Motherfuckers.
869
01:28:24,236 --> 01:28:25,894
Let's kick some ass boys.
870
01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:16,199
Oh kurwa.
871
01:29:25,897 --> 01:29:27,286
Please? Please? Please?!
872
01:29:35,609 --> 01:29:36,672
Staska?!
873
01:29:37,638 --> 01:29:38,668
Staska!
874
01:29:41,159 --> 01:29:42,982
Where're you going
you fat bitch?!
875
01:29:43,346 --> 01:29:44,780
Back off you little cunt!
876
01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:47,584
Staska!
877
01:30:03,305 --> 01:30:05,268
Where's that fucking
ring you fucker?!
878
01:31:00,076 --> 01:31:01,445
You all right?
879
01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:04,227
Yeah.
880
01:31:04,655 --> 01:31:05,942
Just fucking perfect.
881
01:31:41,461 --> 01:31:42,706
Over here.
882
01:32:17,289 --> 01:32:18,605
Come on boys, up here.
883
01:33:01,972 --> 01:33:03,222
Jesus Christ.
884
01:33:04,353 --> 01:33:05,607
Hello mate.
885
01:33:06,046 --> 01:33:07,936
I wonder if you could help us.
886
01:33:08,022 --> 01:33:09,432
We're a little bit lost.
887
01:33:18,123 --> 01:33:19,848
Sorry mate, didn't
get any of that.
888
01:33:19,862 --> 01:33:20,941
We just wanna go home.
889
01:33:21,073 --> 01:33:22,511
England.
890
01:33:22,692 --> 01:33:23,845
Airport.
891
01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:25,140
Which way is it?
58902
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