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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,316 We all agree that a square 2 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,114 is a regular polygon. 3 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:34,121 All four sides are equal. 4 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:38,351 All four angles are equal. 5 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,620 I want you to draw a figure. 6 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:45,866 You don't have to draw a square as long as you draw 7 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:48,431 a regular polygon. 8 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:52,065 Name some other regular polygons. Yes? 9 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,675 An equilateral triangle? 10 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:58,643 Good. An equilateral triangle is the first example of a regular polygon. 11 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:03,549 Check it out. Here's where it starts to get really gross. 12 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:04,982 What's he doing? 13 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,085 - Microbe, check this out! - No. 14 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:09,782 Come here. 15 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:13,656 - No thanks! Cut it out! - You're too serious, dickhead. 16 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,194 Pull up your pants. 17 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,966 - Give me my portrait. - It's no good. 18 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,597 You always say that. 19 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:05,549 1 -2-3-4-5-6... Dammit. 20 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,509 - I'm trying to think. - What? 21 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,049 Use another wall. 22 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,116 I can't hear you. The ball makes noise. 23 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,717 Fine. So score a goal. 24 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,930 Head save! Watch out, the goal is shrinking. 25 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,706 What has this house ever clone to you? You're destroying it. 26 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,145 It was not me, Mom. 27 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:38,475 Daniel started it. 28 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:41,150 Sure he did. You break everything here. 29 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,353 Windows and walls, not to mention my nerves. 30 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,123 Football makes you crazy. 31 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,789 You're no better than your brother. I know about the hole. 32 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,049 The hole? 33 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,289 Daniel and Romain did that, not me. 34 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,097 That was last year. It's history. 35 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:01,037 What went through your heads when you made a hole in the wall? 36 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,356 Did you have another nightmare? 37 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,964 I'm having trouble breathing. 38 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,230 You can sing. 39 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:52,813 I'm afraid of dying. 40 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,226 What are you talking about? You're not dying. 41 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,059 But I will, like everyone else. 42 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,233 Death isn't the end. 43 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,729 It's a kind of... release. 44 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:09,439 The body is just a vessel that we cast off. 45 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,070 How can you be sure? 46 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,508 It's obvious. Look around you. 47 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,279 The beauty of the world... 48 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,875 its intricacy... 49 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,912 How could this exist without divine intervention? 50 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,894 I think about it all the time. Why doesn't anyone else? 51 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:32,590 You're just different, Daniel. 52 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,059 I want to be like everyone else. 53 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,867 That's not what I mean... I don't know! 54 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,168 It's bugging me. 55 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,400 Listen... 56 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,467 Please try to read this one. 57 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,742 I promise you it might help. 58 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,381 Irene Domingues, The Soul and the Universe. 59 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,809 This isn't scientific. 60 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,322 It is. She's a scientist. 61 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,019 She studied physics, biology, chemistry... 62 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:04,019 Come with me to a conference. 63 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,359 You'll see for yourself. 64 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,260 Certain infinite sets, 65 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:15,033 unlike certain finite sets... 66 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,335 a subset can contain 67 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,210 as many elements as the whole. 68 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,234 Come in! 69 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,981 Good morning. Excuse me... 70 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:32,287 I've been transferred here. I'm new and they made a mistake. 71 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,088 They put me in English instead of Russian. 72 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,319 - Your name? - Leloir, Theo. 73 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:44,924 There's no Leloir on my list. 74 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,399 Really? 75 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:48,798 I just came from the principal's office. 76 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,200 - She sent me here... - We'll sort out later. 77 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,236 In the meantime, go sit down 78 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,906 next to that young lady. 79 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:06,189 As I was saying, in the example of the Hilbert Hotel paradox, 80 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,989 let's say in a hotel, there is an infinite number 81 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,089 of occupied rooms. 82 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:16,293 However, the hotel can always accommodate a new guest. 83 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:21,328 This classroom is like the hotel, and I'm the new guest. 84 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,169 The guys in our class are so useless. 85 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,310 There's not a single one I like. 86 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,439 They're all so immature. 87 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:32,978 Steve's kind of cute. 88 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,310 Yeah, and not too dumb. 89 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,647 - But the new guy... - He sure likes to show off. 90 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:41,154 Someone should tell him he's a jerk. 91 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,851 For his own good. 92 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:44,115 He's so dirty. 93 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,728 - He already has a nickname. - What is it? 94 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,531 His name is Theo and Steve's the jerk! 95 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,992 Come back! 96 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,527 What's the new guy's nickname? 97 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,206 Stop breaking our balls, Gasoline! 98 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,913 Is that a 25-watt booster? 99 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,381 - You know about those? - My dad makes them. 100 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,556 - Is your clad in electronics too'? - He's an antique dealer. 101 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,357 Leloir Antiques, Saladin St. 102 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:19,488 - Try it out. - Thanks. 103 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:29,633 You've got it. 104 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,140 Stop showing off with your squawk box on wheels. 105 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,346 Isn't that a genetically inferior snob? 106 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,589 What did you just say? 107 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,493 You and your buddies, you're the result 108 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:53,395 of your parents' asexual reproduction. Clones, get it'? 109 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,959 You smell of gasoline. 110 00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,224 Inbred retard! 111 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,503 Your fly's open, dickhead. 112 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:03,666 His fly is open... 113 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,830 I fixed my dad's car earlier. 114 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,999 They're a bunch of idiots. 115 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,134 I'd punch their lights out. 116 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,165 Don't bother. One clay, they'll eat from our hands. 117 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,267 School bullies are tomorrow's victims. 118 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,106 You don't want to talk to me? 119 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,407 I don't always know what to say. 120 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,641 You always have lots to say. 121 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,847 Are you Ok? Are you angry? 122 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,220 I think you and Agathe are quick to judge others 123 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,485 on their outward appearance. 124 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,786 You mean, we're superficial. 125 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,395 - Airheads. - Not at all, but... 126 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,959 Because we're not. 127 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:08,267 - You have weird tastes. - That's because we're girls. 128 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,379 Top corner, go ahead! 129 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,277 I wasn't ready. 130 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,386 You know him? 131 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,424 - Oh, m. - Hi. 132 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,665 A friend from school. 133 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,502 Go ahead. Another top corner! 134 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,115 Ibrahimovic' passes to Ibrahimovic'... 135 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,748 A great save by Ibrahimovic the goalkeeper. 136 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:01,890 Here he is again... Ibrahimovic' kicks it to Ibrahimovic. 137 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,559 Great Viaduct 138 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,361 is dangerously close to the goal. 139 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,095 He's preparing his shot and... 140 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,122 GOAL! 141 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,734 Let's see the slow-mo replay. 142 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,599 Come back, Theo! 143 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,231 I swear he didn't mean it. 144 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:56,707 The question of love will be asked for generations to come. 145 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,143 All other questions will fade in comparison. 146 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:02,579 The whole world will only focus on 147 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,753 this one crucial question. 148 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:07,455 Love... How does one love? 149 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,853 How can one make love while moving closer to the divine'? 150 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,663 If Man's relationship to love is honest, 151 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,862 so is Man's relationship to God himself! 152 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,626 Can I ask a personal question? 153 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,400 Sure, that's what friends are for. 154 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:57,270 - Have you ever... - Wait! Are we buddies or friends? 155 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,768 - Friends. - Ok, go ahead. 156 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,577 Have you ever done it? 157 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,113 Had sex with a woman? 158 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,412 Nope. I gave up after a sad story. 159 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,823 Too many emotional complications got in the way. 160 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,748 It's discouraging. 161 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,488 I meant... by yourself? 162 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,419 Do I jerk off? 163 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:25,164 Everyone jerks off. Even those with wives. 164 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,228 - Even those with wives? - Sure. 165 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,711 How long before it comes out? 166 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,768 The sperm? 167 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,640 It depends. 168 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,912 I timed myself once. 17 seconds. 169 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:43,841 And you? 170 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,777 I don't know. 171 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,517 Nothing comes out. 172 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,028 Each individual is the product of his genetic legacy 173 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,792 and his environment, making him a unique being. 174 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:04,307 Expand upon this by describing in detail a family member. 175 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,210 Explain what makes them unique. 176 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,405 Who should I choose? 177 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,004 My aunt is a teacher out in the country. 178 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,614 That's too kiss-ass. 179 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:17,319 Pick someone you know well and see every day. It's easier. 180 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,480 I took a dig at my dad. 181 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,255 What makes them unique. 182 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,852 This paper's a pain in the ass. 183 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,565 That's it. All done. 184 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,509 I don't even have a subject yet! 185 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,008 Do your brother. He's a real one-of-a-kind. 186 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,441 - I'm planning to paint him. - Go paint him. 187 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,887 I'll write your paper. It'll be easy. 188 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,299 Pretend to like the music and cover me. 189 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:27,722 Hey, what are you doing? Get out of there! 190 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,896 That garbage is unbearable. 191 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:34,991 It's noise, not music. 192 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,932 They've never heard of minor chords. 193 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,525 What's this? 194 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,271 His girlfriend. 195 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,565 Stuck on his side mirror? 196 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:46,635 Your brother's an idiot. 197 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,872 He's a punk. 198 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,675 That's my leather jacket. 199 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,480 I lent it to him for my punk series. 200 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,710 He still doesn't look punk. 201 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,649 Don't eat with your knife. 202 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,788 So, we're never eating meat again? 203 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:04,791 I'm not cooking it anymore. And I'm not buying it. 204 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,930 - Great! - Watch your tone. 205 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:10,190 Because of Daniel's friend, we have to act like a normal family? 206 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,457 I have a name. 207 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,393 Oh right... Gasoline. 208 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,997 That's what the primates call me. 209 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:21,670 Give me my jacket. 210 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,612 It will stink of gas. 211 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,249 - Give it back now! - Leave him alone! 212 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,180 I want it now! 213 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,090 - He's making fun of my group. - Give it back! 214 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,921 - You asshole! - Give it back now! 215 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,558 Romain, stop it! 216 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:38,886 Theo, go home! 217 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,091 The best group ever! 218 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,696 Take your fleas and go home! 219 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,301 I don't have fleas, but I do have vocabulary. 220 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,959 Your mouth's a trashcan! 221 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:48,603 You and your shitty group! 222 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,932 They use you for the rehearsal space. 223 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:52,899 So what? 224 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,971 Daniel, go to your room! You too, Romain! 225 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,841 Last month, you had dreadlocks. Punk, my ass! 226 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,583 You little prick! 227 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,044 Why do you always have weird friends? 228 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,681 You don't know him. No one does. 229 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,453 He smells like gasoline. 230 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,792 He helps his dad out sometimes, in the morning. 231 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,701 That isn't your handwriting. 232 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:21,000 - Theo wrote my paper. - You're cheating? 233 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,972 What's it to you? Are you going to tell? 234 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:26,167 It upsets me. I thought you were above that. 235 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,210 Here comes Mr. Integrity on his white horse. 236 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,347 What's worse, cheating or snitching? 237 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,606 I won't tell. But it bothers me. 238 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,683 I would have written it better myself. 239 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:39,610 So write it. 240 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,526 I'm too lazy. It's good enough. 241 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,082 Listen... 242 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:52,800 Do you think they're screwing? 243 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,066 Actually, I think Mom's crying. 244 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,807 You can never tell the difference. 245 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,712 Dad never makes a sound. 246 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,410 Men screw in silence. 247 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,481 I think Mom's crying. She cries a lot lately. 248 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,584 At least they're not screwing. The idea grosses me out. 249 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,549 Can you stop saying "screwing" all the time? 250 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:20,189 Screwing, screwing, screwing... 251 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:26,432 Spiky hair and studded leather My brother is a self-confessed punk 252 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:30,029 He smashes his daily routine Never picking up the pieces 253 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,506 Romain is not an example, He is a piece of work 254 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,837 Our walls shake from the 4 major chords of his bass 255 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:40,276 But his ambitions are minor Smoking his life away 256 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:45,952 His rebel group of friends and their so-called "provocative" look 257 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,751 Take part in his revolutionary art. 258 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,859 Thanks for the paper, but... 259 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,391 Sorry that I got a higher grade than you. 260 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,597 Who cares? Forget it. 261 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,499 Writing a panegyric on your asshole brother is what bothers me. 262 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,795 - A what? - A panegyric. To praise in writing. 263 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,803 Ok, it's your turn to shine. 264 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,008 - Please come with me. - No. 265 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,939 If we both go, they'll treat us like kids. 266 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,644 If you go alone, you'll be taken seriously. 267 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,743 I promise I'll wait for you here. 268 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,785 I see violence and rebellion. 269 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:24,788 Are you a rebel? 270 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,690 No, but my brother's friends are. 271 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,191 What are they rebelling against? 272 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:35,427 - Teachers who give too much homework. - I see. 273 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,700 The Gouache Rock Exhibit 274 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,843 Gasoline and Gouache Rock! 275 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,408 "Daniel Guéret, a young artist from Versailles, 276 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,877 "paints his generation with great talent, 277 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:49,242 "using vibrant and lively strokes. These intensely personal portraits 278 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:52,379 "are the result of the artist's choice of subjects." 279 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,023 "The Youth of Versailles: 280 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:58,386 "Mohawks and broken-down motorcycles aren't a common sight 281 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,186 "among the youth of Versailles." 282 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,156 "It's the look of my brother's friends, 283 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,897 "rebelling against today's society." 284 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:10,137 What does this word mean? 285 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:14,901 "This rebellion is reminiscent of Max Beerbohm in its elegance 286 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,113 "and spirit. Not only Beerbohm..." 287 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,538 Very good, Theo. 288 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,178 Now translate the article into Russian for us. 289 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:28,452 "Danielovitch Guéretovitch, a young artist from Versaillovitch, 290 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,955 "paints his generationovitch..." 291 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:34,796 That's enough. Get out, Leloir! 292 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,597 Maybe the principal will like your Russian humor. 293 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,938 Sir, I should be sent to the principal too. 294 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,341 Daniel, please sit down. 295 00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,678 Didn't you invite your parents? 296 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,248 They're at work. 297 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:04,283 What about the people you painted'? Won't they come'? 298 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,130 They're my brother's friends. I don't talk to him. 299 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,868 And your classmates? 300 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:29,807 Hello, young man. 301 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:34,950 What a success! 302 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:36,981 Excuse me. 303 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:45,029 Monsieur the Marquis of Bretisem, how are you? 304 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,129 What a great opening! 305 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,901 Captain Franklin Vermingem... 306 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,395 Pardon me. 307 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:53,640 I didn't recognize you. 308 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,441 Such talent! Don't you agree? 309 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,444 Sorry, we're full. Try again in 30 minutes. 310 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:03,307 Excuse me. 311 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,782 Ma'am, you mistook my foot for the rug. 312 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:08,883 No worries. 313 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:32,010 I'll be right over, your Honor, after a quick peek at the paintings. 314 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:42,149 I'd buy this one at any price. 315 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:46,390 A hundred grand? A million? It's well worth it. 316 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:02,273 - Your drawings of nudes... - What are you talking about? 317 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:05,447 - The ones under your bed. - You never make my bed. 318 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:10,251 Do you work from photographs or from your imagination? 319 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,817 I don't want to discuss it. 320 00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,954 It's normal to masturbate at your age. 321 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,218 Sum n! 322 00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:19,954 Those drawings are great, livelier than your portraits. 323 00:25:20,218 --> 00:25:22,061 Those should be in the gallery! 324 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,164 You didn't even show up. No one came but Theo. 325 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:28,128 I won't go to your seminars anymore! 326 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,170 I'm sorry! 327 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,042 I promise not to talk about your sexuality. 328 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:35,806 Leave me alone! 329 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:43,786 Potatoes a la Royal! 330 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,615 Potatoes, again? You have no imagination, my poor child. 331 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,155 I have loads of imagination, Mom. 332 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:53,187 I need funds to vary the menu. 333 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,961 You do know how to be a smart-ass, for sure. 334 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,466 Your brother earned money at your age. He contributed. 335 00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:08,810 Daniel has a painting exhibit in town. 336 00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:10,467 Which Daniel? 337 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:14,017 - The one sitting across from you. - Me, Ma'am. 338 00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:16,676 Any idea how many Daniels I know? 339 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:17,915 Two. 340 00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,388 Well, this Daniel 341 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,684 is a classmate. He paints. 342 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,985 There's one of me, as a punk. 343 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,229 I pity you and your family. 344 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:30,227 Artists bring misery and mess. Look at your father! 345 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:34,069 There's junk everywhere. I can't breathe. 346 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,164 I'll never sell this... 347 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,238 or this... 348 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,414 or this. It's all crap anyway. 349 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:49,151 Get this weighed at the scrap-yard. 350 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,820 Bring me back the cash. 351 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:56,548 Don't go buying stuff with it. And don't rip me off. 352 00:26:57,482 --> 00:27:00,520 Can't we pay Daniel? He'll help me push. 353 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,896 No way. 354 00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,190 You don't need help. 355 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:10,069 Is your brother dead? 356 00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:13,400 - He's in the Army. - Is he the family hero? 357 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,703 Not exactly. He never contributed a cent at home. 358 00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,379 Mom says that to embarrass me. 359 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,975 He was a junkie and an alcoholic. So he enlisted. 360 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:25,012 We're here. 361 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:27,284 This is it? 362 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,382 Leave the cart. I'll weigh it later. 363 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,555 Give me an hour. 364 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:33,927 Can we wait here? 365 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:36,090 All yours... 366 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,892 Let's visit Mechanics Paradise! 367 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:42,427 It's like being in your house. 368 00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:53,973 Check out this mechanical wonder. 369 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,449 Isn't it a broken lawnmower engine? 370 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,119 I bet I can make it run. 371 00:27:58,376 --> 00:27:59,753 On your bike? 372 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,489 You're joking. You can move anything with this. 373 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,496 A two-stroke engine never lets you down. 374 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,626 You know lots about mechanics. 375 00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:11,659 My brother taught me a few things. 376 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,968 He could adjust a carburetor to perfection, even drunk! 377 00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:25,042 Where's my money? You spent it. 378 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,682 Take this to my room. 379 00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:29,650 Bring that thing down right now! 380 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,789 - They paid me with a motor. - Bullshit. 381 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,251 - I told you not to buy crap. - It's not crap. 382 00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,015 I'll pay you next week. 383 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:41,192 We'll scout for copper and I'll get it weighed. 384 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,666 You're a bag of bad news. Get out of my face! 385 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,211 Blow into the air injector. It may be blocked. 386 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,079 Clear! 387 00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:12,691 Now suck the air out of that tube. 388 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:22,532 That's how you learn! 389 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:25,329 Yuck! 390 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,604 There we go... 391 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:37,511 Let's try it out. 392 00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,463 I told you so, Gouache Rock! 393 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:52,263 - Way to go, Gasoline! - Gasoline? Look in the mirror! 394 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,728 Sorry, I take it back. 395 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:56,730 Damn! 396 00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:00,140 It's like a heart running at 8000 beats a minute! 397 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,310 Sorry, there was roadwork outside. 398 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,479 - Can Daniel sleep over? - I don't care. 399 00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:17,652 As long as I don't hear you. Stop messing around. 400 00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:21,186 Go make dinner. 401 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:29,733 What are you doing? 402 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,134 Shit... I thought you were sleeping. 403 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,405 This helps me fall asleep. I'm so embarrassed. 404 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,847 Don't worry. We all do strange things. 405 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:43,018 My cousin hits his head against the pillow. 406 00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:45,785 Go on. It doesn't bother me. 407 00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:49,257 I don't sleep anyway. I think about stuff. 408 00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:52,192 - Shit. - What? 409 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:55,056 I lost the good thought I was in the middle of. 410 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,598 That happens to me too. It's so annoying. 411 00:30:57,755 --> 00:30:59,325 I have a technique. 412 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:03,129 Go back to the last thought you remember. 413 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:05,840 It will take you to the next one, 414 00:31:06,764 --> 00:31:09,108 and the one after that, 415 00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:11,772 until you get to the right one. 416 00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:16,441 So'? 417 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:18,420 It's not working. 418 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:21,288 Keep rolling. It'll come back to me. 419 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,618 Forget about it! I'm sick of being ashamed all the time. 420 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,461 It came back! The motor. 421 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,799 If we add wheels, what do we get? 422 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,934 A motor on wheels. A car without a body. 423 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,832 Precisely, Gouache Rock. 424 00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:38,233 A bodiless car with a body. 425 00:31:38,496 --> 00:31:39,497 An "ar-kay"? 426 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:43,272 Drop the Pig Latin. We're going to build a car. 427 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:45,141 Goodbye shame. Let's kick the future's ass! 428 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,508 - Kick the future's ass? - Yeah. 429 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:49,774 The dream of absolute independence. 430 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,416 The freedom to go anywhere, 431 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,484 without having to ask anybody anything. 432 00:31:57,515 --> 00:31:58,789 Why not buy scooters? 433 00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:00,861 They cost a fortune... 434 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,292 and they're totally uncool. 435 00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:06,725 - That's true. - On the other hand, a car... 436 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,694 Our car... 437 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,172 built by us... 438 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,037 You're right. 439 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,777 I often dream of driving a go-cart. 440 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:22,642 It's my favorite dream... next to flying. 441 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:25,219 What an incredible sense of freedom! 442 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:28,548 - But we're too young to drive a car. - Wrong. 443 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:32,693 It's a 49.900 engine, like a scooter. We're allowed to drive that. 444 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:36,030 We can buy the brakes, the body, the wheels, etc. 445 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,628 At Raoult's scrap-yard. 446 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,595 With what money? 447 00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:43,737 We'll hunt for metal in the garbage and skips. 448 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:46,836 People throw everything out. We'll find plenty. 449 00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:48,941 That's what you said to your Dad. 450 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,505 I heard you talking earlier. 451 00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:53,914 Don't worry, he'll forget. 452 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:56,976 Aren't you sick of being yelled at? 453 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,582 They yell at me no matter what. I might as well enjoy myself. 454 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,292 Is your Mom sick? 455 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:09,198 She's too fat. She's had two heart attacks. 456 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:11,495 Sorry, man. 457 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,370 Mine loves me too much. 458 00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:17,998 I feel sorry for her. 459 00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:43,621 This summer, we're out of here. We hit the road! 460 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:47,325 Once you hit the road, you never go back! 461 00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:49,592 Freedom, here we come! 462 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:51,761 France is pretty big. 463 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:55,429 Indre, Loire-Atlantique, llle-et-Vilaine, Yonne, Manche... 464 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,130 - Where are we going? - To the Massif Central. 465 00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:00,876 To see the camp I went to when I was 8. 466 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:02,543 Where was it? 467 00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:05,709 It was... here. 468 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,105 In the Aubrac. 469 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,611 In an old school. 470 00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:11,314 I remember, it was on a grassy hill. 471 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:14,750 It took easily 4 minutes to slide down the slope. 472 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,523 The cooks were so nice. 473 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:21,828 - With tits the size of balloons. - Hot-air balloons? 474 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:27,065 No... Fairground balloons. Don't listen to me babble, help me out. 475 00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:31,403 As long as we avoid the Riviera, it's all fine with me. 476 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:35,536 Obviously. The Riviera is for showbiz pussies. 477 00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:40,743 We'll stick to the side roads. 478 00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:43,715 This thing can't go on the highway anyway. 479 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,956 But don't worry. We'll take the backroads. 480 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:50,590 Discover every hidden spot, mountain pass and hill. 481 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:52,961 Heads will turn as we go by. 482 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,090 Relax. We won't be going very fast... 483 00:36:28,786 --> 00:36:30,493 VEHICLE REGISTRATION 484 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,094 We're screwed. 485 00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:38,229 What? You said registration was a formality. 486 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:39,770 So I was wrong. 487 00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:41,435 Why? 488 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:45,711 It can't be driven on public roads. We'll never buy what's missing. 489 00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:50,150 The steering is off, the brakes and body aren't standard... 490 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,982 We're just too young, end of story. 491 00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:55,986 End of story? That's it? The end? 492 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,452 What can I say? It's over. 493 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:02,159 You don't seem to give a shit. I can't believe it. 494 00:37:03,187 --> 00:37:05,497 Stop swearing. I'm not happy either. 495 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,135 Shut up. What are you doing? 496 00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:13,637 Mind your own business. 497 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,935 I can't stand drunk guys. 498 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,305 Alcohol is the death of dignity. 499 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,581 And now she's puking! 500 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,609 I'll never throw a party at home. 501 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,085 I wish she wouldn't smoke. 502 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:35,195 She's doing it on purpose. She's teasing you. 503 00:37:35,486 --> 00:37:37,397 - She is? - Of course. 504 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,431 - So'? - Talk to her. Perfect opportunity. 505 00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:43,900 - What do I say'? - Who cares'? She won't hear you anyway. 506 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,572 Go dance next to her. After a while, kiss her. 507 00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:52,003 That's how it's clone. Don't get electrocuted by her braces. 508 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,917 - Very funny. - Chill out! 509 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,684 You're a diaper if you don't. Go, Gouache Rock! 510 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,155 A diaper? 511 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,988 A diaper, huh? 512 00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:10,126 - Tell me how I dance. - Ok. 513 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,802 - So'? - You're too bent over. Stand up. 514 00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:19,967 Shit! 515 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,084 What happened? 516 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:11,088 - She doesn't want to dance with me. - Why? 517 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,087 - I'm too small. - You're joking! 518 00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:15,957 Let's get out of here! 519 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,666 I'm sick of being called "Microbe". 520 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:21,769 I'm not even the smallest one. Kevin is. 521 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,735 Even if I was ten miles tall, I'd still be called Microbe. 522 00:39:26,397 --> 00:39:28,536 We are totally underestimated. 523 00:39:29,467 --> 00:39:31,947 We can't blossom in this lousy environment. 524 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:35,746 Things haven't been going our way lately. 525 00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,918 In tough times, keep your head high. 526 00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:41,446 Don't forget, crises produce leaders. 527 00:39:41,479 --> 00:39:44,460 - De Gaulle in '40. All seemed lost... - De Gaulle'? 528 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,186 Yes, him! 529 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,921 We are living the darkest hours of our history, 530 00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:53,498 in the middle of a war that seems lost. But we must refuse to surrender. 531 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:54,793 A war? 532 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:58,731 Our car is like France in 1940. Get it? 533 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:01,376 - What are you talking about? - I mean... 534 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:04,044 Let's finish the car! We can't give up! 535 00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:05,439 Just imagine... 536 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:10,147 We run into each other in 30 years and look back on today, 537 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:12,755 the day we gave up our dream. What will we say? 538 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,988 "Remember the summer of 2014?" 539 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,952 "We were going to build a car and travel the country. 540 00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:22,661 "But in the end, we gave up." 541 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,362 Things don't always go our way. 542 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:28,028 No, they don't. 543 00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:33,137 You're right. We finish the car. 544 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:54,252 Stop here. I've got it! 545 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,640 What's this? 546 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,476 A house. 547 00:41:22,546 --> 00:41:23,546 NOW? 548 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:25,691 A house with wheels. 549 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:29,427 Exactamundo! Screw the registration! 550 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:33,659 The body will be... a garden shed. 551 00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:34,757 Explaino? 552 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,563 Like a little house! 553 00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:41,942 - And? - This solves our 2 problems. 554 00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:45,237 Problem #1: Let's say the police are around. 555 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:48,477 We pull over and wait for them to pass. 556 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:52,050 They have no reason to stop so they keep going. 557 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:53,977 What's #2? 558 00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:56,391 We sleep in the house. 559 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,352 In the house? 560 00:41:58,616 --> 00:41:59,924 You don't agree? 561 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:04,458 I can't decide if you're a genius or an idiot. 562 00:42:05,489 --> 00:42:06,968 And I'm still depressed. 563 00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:11,462 It's awesome! 564 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,102 You impress me! 565 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:16,910 We're back on the sunny roads. High five! 566 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,937 I don't high five. It's tacky. 567 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,232 Stop that racket and go to bed! 568 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:52,008 If your father wakes up, he'll smack you sideways! 569 00:43:14,858 --> 00:43:16,565 Aren't you going to say goodbye? 570 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:19,741 You weren't there. I didn't want to hang around 571 00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,376 and feel like a ball and chain. 572 00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:24,272 - You're never a ball and chain. - Because I'm too small? 573 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,208 Cut it out! 574 00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:29,541 It's true, I look younger than I am. 575 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:34,355 Besides, guys are dumber than girls at our age. It's chemical. 576 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,815 But you're different. 577 00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,191 So are you. 578 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,961 What's "different" for you? 579 00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:45,488 You tell me. 580 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:51,503 This is for you. Since you don't have email... 581 00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:53,564 Take care. 582 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,945 Enjoy your summer, Gouache Rock. 583 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:06,045 Why weren't you in class? 584 00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:10,889 So I could say goodbye to the jerks that despised me all year long? 585 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:17,331 There we go. Ready for the roads of France. 586 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:19,625 Aren't the geraniums too much? 587 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:23,395 No way. Let's play up the "house" thing! 588 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,641 What will the police think? 589 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:30,846 Nothing. They'll be looking at a normal house with geraniums. 590 00:44:31,735 --> 00:44:34,978 Maybe they'll ask for our building permit. 591 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,409 What's this? 592 00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:39,578 A letter from Laura. 593 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,047 You did seem a little overexcited. 594 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,424 - I'm excited about the car. - Sure. 595 00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:48,991 I'm afraid to open it. 596 00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:51,494 Maybe she changed her mind. 597 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:55,961 - You're right. 1, 2, 3... - What are you doing? 598 00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:58,598 Control your emotions. 599 00:45:00,964 --> 00:45:02,307 Ok, we've calmed down. 600 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,045 So'? 601 00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:20,319 "Sorry for what I said at the party. I didn't mean it. 602 00:45:20,584 --> 00:45:22,996 "I really like you. See you in the fall. 603 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:26,427 "Until then, here's my address... Bla bla bla... 604 00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:29,230 "Send me the portrait you promised". 605 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,066 Full of spelling mistakes. 606 00:45:31,328 --> 00:45:33,365 - What's the drawing? - Her portrait. 607 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,610 Are you kidding me? 608 00:45:36,533 --> 00:45:38,342 You're so in love with her. 609 00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:41,010 She'll feel sorry for you. 610 00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:44,451 You're right. Besides... 611 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:49,285 I'm just a "good friend". Friendship is the death of love. 612 00:45:49,546 --> 00:45:52,322 I'll make her a shitty drawing. A cat. 613 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,730 That's the spirit! Determined and mature. 614 00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:00,361 Forget Laura the whore. We'll meet lots of Lauras. 615 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,493 Well... 616 00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:06,269 See you at midnight? Hey... Don't let me down. 617 00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:08,267 I won't. 618 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:10,744 Let's synchronize our watches. 619 00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:19,177 I'm going food shopping. Try to bring back some cash. 620 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:21,518 I'll take whatever I can. 621 00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:39,569 Kids, your mom is depressed. She needs us around her. 622 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:03,091 Kids aren't responsible for their parents' happiness. 623 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,329 We'll take care of her. 624 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,692 Take this. 625 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:11,135 I know you're leaving alone with Theo, without his parents. 626 00:47:11,395 --> 00:47:15,002 Since I don't know where you're going, here's a GPS... 627 00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:18,405 Password N-E-V-E-R, then... 628 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:22,374 I know how it works. Everyone at school has one. 629 00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:25,284 Make sure you charge it each day. 630 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,144 Why help me? 631 00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:32,381 Thank you. 632 00:47:38,222 --> 00:47:40,202 Let's start it up down the road. 633 00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:43,330 I don't want to wake my mother. 634 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:46,575 - Do you mind pushing it? - No. 635 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:57,083 - What did you tell your parents'? - That I was with your family. 636 00:47:58,008 --> 00:47:59,510 Shit! Me too! 637 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:03,753 - What if they meet up? - The odds are 1 in a billion. 638 00:49:18,422 --> 00:49:20,629 How does this work? Where's the GPS? 639 00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:23,396 Try swiping to the next page. 640 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:25,196 Damn, I can't figure it out. 641 00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:28,341 These were designed to humiliate people like us. 642 00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:31,644 You're paranoid. It can't be that tough. 643 00:49:32,669 --> 00:49:33,669 Hand it over. 644 00:49:34,504 --> 00:49:36,643 - Watch out! - Shit! 645 00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:40,354 Touchscreen technology is for sissies. 646 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,021 Forget it, we don't need it. 647 00:49:42,412 --> 00:49:46,326 - We're still in the Paper Age. - Speaking of paper... 648 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:49,958 - Nature's calling. - Need to take a dump? 649 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:51,989 Shit. 650 00:49:57,527 --> 00:49:58,767 My 1st shit away from home. 651 00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:03,399 Good luck. 652 00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:05,768 Thanks. 653 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,003 Shit! 654 00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:51,754 Very funny! 655 00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:00,289 The cops! 656 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:02,625 The cops! 657 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:06,429 Damn! 658 00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:43,538 - The "house" technique worked perfectly. - Thanks to your flowers... 659 00:51:50,707 --> 00:51:53,779 - Let's try to push till Nemours. - That far'? 660 00:51:54,044 --> 00:51:57,685 - Ok, if you do the pushing. - We won't really push the car. 661 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:01,027 It just means "let's go as far as Nemours". 662 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,929 Duh... I knew that. 663 00:52:07,858 --> 00:52:08,996 Are you serious? 664 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:10,795 You kept Laura's letter? 665 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:13,200 Why hang on? You're suffering for nothing. 666 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,470 I don't care anymore. 667 00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:16,802 I do, but... 668 00:52:17,033 --> 00:52:19,809 I can't seem to stop hoping. 669 00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:23,244 You'll go out with her when you don't care anymore. 670 00:52:23,507 --> 00:52:27,045 Once she's become just another girl, not someone special. 671 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:31,755 I don't get it. Why go out with her if she's nothing special? 672 00:52:32,782 --> 00:52:34,420 Out of regret. 673 00:52:38,555 --> 00:52:40,432 That's really discouraging. 674 00:52:41,124 --> 00:52:43,434 I know. So don't think about it. 675 00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:44,728 You're right. 676 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,066 You're always right. It's so annoying! 677 00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:50,411 I'm alone a lot. So I'm more detached from things. 678 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,341 And I don't care what others think of me. 679 00:52:53,603 --> 00:52:57,210 How can you not care? What people think matters to me. 680 00:52:57,741 --> 00:52:59,311 I'm easily influenced. 681 00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:00,680 No, you're not. 682 00:53:01,144 --> 00:53:02,214 Yes, I am. 683 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:06,222 If you tell me a movie is crap, I'll think it's crap. 684 00:53:06,883 --> 00:53:09,227 That's silly. I never go to the movies. 685 00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:12,528 That's not the point. It could be a book or a person. 686 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:14,100 I have no personality. 687 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:17,463 You're kidding. You have more personality than most. 688 00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:19,138 At your exhibit... 689 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:22,233 - No one came to my exhibit. - Exactly! 690 00:53:22,499 --> 00:53:24,911 Because you're ahead of your time. I was impressed. 691 00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:27,644 - I did? - Besides... 692 00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:31,517 If you're my friend, you're an independent spirit. 693 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:33,542 That's true. 694 00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:38,187 Maybe I'm not so easily influenced, after all... 695 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:40,653 You see? 696 00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:44,558 As soon as you say I'm not easily influenced, 697 00:53:45,288 --> 00:53:47,268 I believe I'm not either. 698 00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:49,727 So... I'm easily influenced. 699 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,830 I give up. 700 00:53:54,864 --> 00:53:56,639 But seriously... 701 00:53:57,567 --> 00:54:00,946 Do I have a shot with Laura, now or in the future? 702 00:54:01,972 --> 00:54:05,112 - Just thinking about it hurts. - I know. 703 00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:39,781 No sleeping technique tonight? 704 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:43,054 I'll fall out of bed and I'm too ashamed. 705 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,582 Please do it. 706 00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:49,190 Come on, it'll help me sleep too. 707 00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:54,498 - I used to sing as well. - Songs? 708 00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:57,928 Not really, more like notes in steps. 709 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,942 Go on, I want to hear. 710 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,922 It's like that, for ages. 711 00:55:15,845 --> 00:55:17,984 Pretty good. It sounds like Bach. 712 00:55:19,015 --> 00:55:20,824 Go ahead, make fun of me. 713 00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,124 Do you know about the woman with the golden arm? 714 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,362 A very long time ago... 715 00:55:27,457 --> 00:55:28,731 - A man... - Wait! 716 00:55:28,892 --> 00:55:30,428 Is this a funny story? 717 00:55:30,627 --> 00:55:32,629 Not at all. It's a serious one. 718 00:55:32,729 --> 00:55:34,800 I'm afraid to miss the punch line. 719 00:55:34,964 --> 00:55:37,911 So... a very, very long time ago... 720 00:55:38,101 --> 00:55:40,809 A very poor man married the love of his life. 721 00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:43,443 She was a very, very beautiful woman. 722 00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:44,611 But also very fragile. 723 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,552 - This story is full of "verys". - That's how it is. 724 00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:50,817 One day, the woman gets cancer in her arm. 725 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:52,822 Her arm is amputated. 726 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:56,257 The man spends every penny he has, to buy her a golden arm. 727 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,667 But his wife doesn't get better. She dies. 728 00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:01,559 He buries her in the forest. 729 00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:04,965 The penniless man has nothing to eat. 730 00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:07,469 One night, he digs up his wife, 731 00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:10,268 to take her golden arm and sell it. 732 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:15,343 It was raining cats and dogs that night. 733 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,250 The sky was streaked with lightning. 734 00:56:23,813 --> 00:56:26,817 Drenched, terrified because he stole his wife's arm, 735 00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,163 he runs home and hides it under the bed. 736 00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:32,860 He lays down. 737 00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:37,200 Then he hears footsteps in the hallway, coming closer. 738 00:56:42,031 --> 00:56:43,874 The door creaks open... 739 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:48,746 A skeleton appears before him. 740 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,743 It only has one arm. 741 00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:54,722 The jaw snaps... 742 00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:59,353 "Who stole my golden arm? 743 00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:01,919 "If it wasn't... You!?" 744 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,120 Dammit! 745 00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:07,130 What are you doing here? 746 00:57:07,223 --> 00:57:08,429 You built a shed in my garden? 747 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:10,036 It's a car, Sir. 748 00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:13,900 - You can't stay here. - We were just about to leave. 749 00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:16,303 - No, come with me. - Don't worry... 750 00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:19,213 - We're ready to go. - No way! 751 00:57:20,236 --> 00:57:21,236 Follow me. 752 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,717 Does that thing really move? 753 00:57:27,977 --> 00:57:30,116 It has wheels and a motor? 754 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:31,850 Yes, it does. 755 00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:33,553 Where did you find it? 756 00:57:34,484 --> 00:57:36,930 - We built it ourselves. - You did? 757 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:39,058 Good job, kids. 758 00:57:39,722 --> 00:57:41,326 Your parents know where you are? 759 00:57:42,258 --> 00:57:43,965 We call them every night. 760 00:57:44,594 --> 00:57:45,971 That's good. 761 00:57:46,229 --> 00:57:48,231 Doesn't your girlfriend talk? 762 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:50,535 She's not my girlfriend. 763 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:52,468 She's just shy. 764 00:57:53,169 --> 00:57:56,048 - What's your name? - Her name is Danielle. 765 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,376 That's a boy's name. 766 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,919 Ending in L-L-E. 767 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:01,511 Ok, that's a girl's name. And you? 768 00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:03,021 Theo Leloir, Sir. 769 00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:05,953 It's nice to have visitors. 770 00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:08,958 We have a boy and a girl, older than you. 771 00:58:09,285 --> 00:58:10,286 They dumped us, 772 00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:12,396 like a pair of old socks. They never call. 773 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,859 They're at boarding school. 774 00:58:15,892 --> 00:58:17,235 They couldn't wait to leave! 775 00:58:18,127 --> 00:58:19,401 Let's see your teeth. 776 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,330 Our teeth? 777 00:58:22,265 --> 00:58:24,142 I bet you never brush them. 778 00:58:26,970 --> 00:58:28,005 Any cavities? 779 00:58:33,843 --> 00:58:37,086 What a disaster! We'll fix that tomorrow. 780 00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:39,218 Ok? 781 00:58:41,417 --> 00:58:43,226 Here are our kids' rooms. 782 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:47,235 Theo, you take Sylvain's room. 783 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:51,796 Danielle, you get Sylvie's room. 784 00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:54,499 Good night! 785 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,471 Wake up. I can't stay here. 786 00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:02,449 - There's a Shakira poster over the bed. - Shakira? 787 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,712 - Let's get out of here now! - This is scarier 788 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:06,876 than the woman and the gold arm. 789 00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:10,920 And thanks for "Danielle spelled L-L-E" and "she's shy". 790 00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:14,559 - I felt so stupid. - You could have spoken up. 791 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,364 You were too busy stuffing your face with sauerkraut. 792 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,426 I had to make all the conversation. 793 00:59:22,158 --> 00:59:24,570 - Your shoes make too much noise. - Too bad! 794 00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:26,829 This guy is obsessed with hygiene. 795 00:59:27,096 --> 00:59:31,408 - Maybe they don't even have kids. - Or they died in a terrible car crash. 796 00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:33,871 And they want to adopt us. 797 00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:36,884 - It's locked. - You're joking! 798 00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,783 - Shit. - I told you your shoes... 799 00:59:41,811 --> 00:59:43,051 made too much noise. 800 00:59:47,383 --> 00:59:48,383 Dammit! 801 00:59:49,752 --> 00:59:51,959 - Where the hell are we? - In a torture chamber. 802 00:59:52,989 --> 00:59:54,127 He's an organ smuggler. 803 00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,899 Quick! The window! 804 00:59:58,261 --> 00:59:59,331 Hurry UP! 805 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:01,964 What are you doing? 806 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:07,143 Go back to your rooms! Come back here! 807 01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:11,908 Start the engine! 808 01:00:22,218 --> 01:00:24,459 Don't be stupid. You can stay 809 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:28,458 as long as you like. My wife will be furious if you go. 810 01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:32,168 Being abandoned by your kids is a terrible feeling. 811 01:00:33,196 --> 01:00:37,110 It's awful in the morning, worse at night. 812 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,906 I'm a dentist! 813 01:00:42,171 --> 01:00:45,709 Theo, you need braces. You have a severe overbite. 814 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,020 Shut the door! 815 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:52,083 I'm sure this was your idea, you little bitch! 816 01:00:58,121 --> 01:01:00,533 - Did I kill him? - Not with a shovel. 817 01:01:01,457 --> 01:01:03,061 That guy is crazy. 818 01:01:04,093 --> 01:01:05,299 That was a close call. 819 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,141 He called me a bitch. 820 01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:20,114 Anyone ever grab your ass? 821 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:22,084 What? No. 822 01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:25,424 It happened to me and I didn't say anything. 823 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:28,395 Shame leaves you speechless. 824 01:01:29,986 --> 01:01:31,966 I'm tired of being mistaken for a girl. 825 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:35,434 Get your hair cut. 826 01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:41,604 I won't give in to pressure and be average. 827 01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:44,836 I would lose the little personality I have. 828 01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:47,845 Your personality is not linked to your haircut. 829 01:01:48,771 --> 01:01:50,307 It's linked to your choices 830 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:52,648 and your actions. 831 01:01:57,647 --> 01:02:00,787 Maybe we should forget the Massif Central. 832 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,197 We'll get stuck in the hills. 833 01:02:04,153 --> 01:02:06,997 I have a better idea: let's go to the Mot-van. 834 01:02:07,757 --> 01:02:10,135 The slopes aren't this steep! 835 01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:13,301 It's got lakes and hydroelectric dams. 836 01:02:14,097 --> 01:02:15,235 Dams? 837 01:02:15,998 --> 01:02:17,477 What about my camp? 838 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,372 I want to see the cooks. 839 01:02:20,303 --> 01:02:23,716 Man, forget their kindness and big tits. 840 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,311 I'm sick of pushing. 841 01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:28,348 Ok, you win! 842 01:02:28,644 --> 01:02:31,625 Forget the Massif Central. But I'm telling you, 843 01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:36,587 next year we'll buy a 125cc engine. We won't even notice the slopes! 844 01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:40,123 And don't forget the headlights! 845 01:03:38,781 --> 01:03:40,061 I'm going to find a hairdresser. 846 01:03:40,616 --> 01:03:41,616 NOW? 847 01:03:42,251 --> 01:03:44,162 You're right. I need to cut it off. 848 01:03:44,687 --> 01:03:46,166 No more thinking I'm a girl, even 849 01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:47,993 Wait until tomorrow. 850 01:03:48,691 --> 01:03:52,264 No, now. Don't try to influence me. Later, I may change my mind. 851 01:03:52,528 --> 01:03:53,632 I'll convince you again. 852 01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:57,477 I have uphold my independent thinking, 853 01:03:58,501 --> 01:03:59,707 even against you! 854 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:05,241 You're right. 855 01:04:06,275 --> 01:04:09,449 Watch out for violence. Don't react to being provoked. 856 01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:04,774 We don't care about the circular zone, just the North zone. 857 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,105 We have many codes. If you leave us alone, 858 01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:09,942 you'll be fine. 859 01:05:10,172 --> 01:05:12,152 But if you try to take over, watch out! 860 01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:14,185 You want haircut or massage? 861 01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:16,548 10 euro haircut, 35 euro massage. 862 01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:17,984 Massage? 863 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,895 No, just a very short haircut. 864 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:22,918 Here sit. 865 01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:29,265 Massage after haircut. 30 euro for you. 866 01:05:29,292 --> 01:05:32,102 I finish you and you no more virgin. 867 01:05:32,128 --> 01:05:33,607 Just a haircut, please. 868 01:05:33,629 --> 01:05:34,903 The cops don't come here. 869 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:38,174 They leave you alone, unless you smoke crack in the stairs. 870 01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:41,043 You mark your territory like cats? 871 01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:45,151 We don't piss in the street. You think we're animals? Watch out. 872 01:05:45,408 --> 01:05:48,287 Beautiful hair. You sure you want to cut? 873 01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:49,818 Yes, very short. 874 01:05:50,746 --> 01:05:53,920 - I meant the tribal society... - Tribal? 875 01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:56,763 Massage first, yes? 876 01:05:57,019 --> 01:06:00,990 - Very hard in pants. Massage? - No thanks. 877 01:06:01,357 --> 01:06:05,897 The business you conduct here exploits women, don't you think? 878 01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:09,673 I exploit women? You and your interview are totally biased. 879 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:14,204 Give me the tape and get the fuck out! Don't show your face again! 880 01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:17,415 You're busting my balls with your interview! 881 01:06:20,543 --> 01:06:22,716 We have trouble because of people like you. 882 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,818 Don't ever come back. 883 01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:26,952 Get out of here! 884 01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:29,317 Asshole! 885 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,322 Come back and give 10 euro now! 886 01:06:33,356 --> 01:06:34,494 Come here! 887 01:06:43,699 --> 01:06:45,838 Where's your money? Empty your pockets! 888 01:06:47,103 --> 01:06:48,173 Hand it over now! 889 01:06:48,437 --> 01:06:49,609 10 euros! 890 01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:52,382 Don't hurt him. Just 10 euro. 891 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:54,514 Let him leave. 892 01:06:55,544 --> 01:06:56,544 Ok, let him go. 893 01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:00,557 Don't show your face here again! 894 01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:28,620 Left, right... Right, left... 895 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:35,552 Enough. I've never thrown a punch in my life. 896 01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:38,662 I'm tired of being a wimp. With a crap haircut. 897 01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:42,626 You got a haircut in a whorehouse. What did you expect? 898 01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:44,527 Keep going. 899 01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:46,137 It's a spectacular haircut. 900 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:49,600 Have no regrets. Now, hit faster 901 01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:51,771 and harder. 902 01:07:59,642 --> 01:08:00,780 Stop kicking. 903 01:08:01,710 --> 01:08:03,849 It's too risky for a beginner. 904 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,351 Here's a foolproof technique. 905 01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:11,295 Go see the guy you want to knock out. Act like you have 906 01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:12,897 a secret to tell him. 907 01:08:13,155 --> 01:08:14,600 Grab him like this, 908 01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:16,064 punch him in the face, 909 01:08:16,158 --> 01:08:17,865 and run for your life. 910 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:20,064 You really have to run fast. 911 01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:22,502 He won't react because he's in shock. 912 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:23,937 You've tried it? 913 01:08:24,867 --> 01:08:27,643 - With my brother. - You fought your brother? 914 01:08:28,671 --> 01:08:30,617 No, he taught me the technique. 915 01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:38,020 You can tell me anything that goes through your head, 916 01:08:39,014 --> 01:08:40,049 and I'll believe it. 917 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:42,790 I swear, it really works. 918 01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:04,574 I'm sick of pushing! 919 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,751 It's your turn now, buddy! 920 01:09:07,676 --> 01:09:11,055 Morvan's slopes are just as steep as the Massif Central. 921 01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:15,187 Both mountain ranges are from the Paleozoic Era. 922 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,526 I'll never see my camp again. You tricked me! 923 01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:21,560 We said we'd go next year. 924 01:09:22,591 --> 01:09:25,003 Quit talking about your camp on each hill. 925 01:09:48,751 --> 01:09:52,130 I wanted to screw the hairdresser the other clay. 926 01:09:53,622 --> 01:09:55,795 Actually, I was hoping she'd rape me. 927 01:09:57,092 --> 01:09:58,127 What, "shut up"? 928 01:09:58,394 --> 01:10:01,307 That's the real Daniel: obsessed with sex. 929 01:10:01,564 --> 01:10:03,703 Like me and the cooks at camp. 930 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,778 Let's go. Objective "Boobs". 931 01:10:07,636 --> 01:10:09,445 It's too late. We're at the lake. 932 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:12,579 Girls, lakes or dams? What do you want? 933 01:10:13,609 --> 01:10:16,021 - This is it. - What is? 934 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:24,990 Do you know them? 935 01:10:26,522 --> 01:10:29,469 - Laura?! - Her family has a house by the lake. 936 01:10:30,492 --> 01:10:32,563 You brought me here, to the address she gave you? 937 01:10:33,829 --> 01:10:36,435 You worked it all out so we would come here, right? 938 01:10:36,799 --> 01:10:37,834 I don't believe this. 939 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:40,376 You knew from the start and never told me. 940 01:10:40,536 --> 01:10:41,571 You have some nerve! 941 01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:45,649 No, only since you made me push the car uphill. I swear. 942 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,047 Besides, you gave me hope. 943 01:10:48,677 --> 01:10:50,679 It's your fault, in a way. 944 01:10:51,614 --> 01:10:53,685 What a pack of lies! 945 01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:56,526 I tried to make you forget her. 946 01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,597 So, what now? 947 01:11:01,357 --> 01:11:05,237 She does have a good body. And budding breasts. 948 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,764 Go talk to her! 949 01:11:08,497 --> 01:11:10,943 - What are you waiting for? - Not with this haircut. 950 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,738 What? We drove 250 miles and you won't talk to her? 951 01:11:15,671 --> 01:11:17,082 Not looking like this. 952 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:19,984 - Just flip your hair over. - No. 953 01:11:21,043 --> 01:11:22,522 I'm going to talk to her. 954 01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:30,624 You coward! Come back and talk to her! 955 01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:33,829 I can't with this haircut. 956 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:37,702 Your hair is fine. You look like a samurai. 957 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,236 It's not a reason to wimp out. 958 01:11:41,163 --> 01:11:45,202 - You can't do this to me. - Can't we come back when it grows in'? 959 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:49,739 - I promise I'll talk to her then. - It'll take 2 weeks. 960 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,850 Would you rather kiss Laura or screw a woman? 961 01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:55,145 Those are 2 separate slots. 962 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:58,117 Laura goes here, screwing goes here. 963 01:11:58,347 --> 01:12:00,293 You're a complicated guy. 964 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:02,187 And not easy to influence! 965 01:12:02,451 --> 01:12:04,397 You haven't given up on Laura. 966 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:07,767 I don't want to not be in love. 967 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:12,796 - It's a noble, beautiful kind of pain. - No pain is beautiful. 968 01:12:17,566 --> 01:12:19,045 What the hell...? 969 01:12:22,871 --> 01:12:26,182 It's a Roma camp, or what's left of it. 970 01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:28,821 That's so unfair. 971 01:12:29,745 --> 01:12:32,248 They're always chased away and no one cares. 972 01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:35,626 We live in a shitty world. 973 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:41,124 What? 974 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,368 They thought we were part of the camp. 975 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:53,711 Oh no... 976 01:12:56,138 --> 01:12:59,711 - Congratulations, it's your fault. - Mine'? 977 01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:04,613 - We both agreed to park here overnight. - We both did? 978 01:13:05,647 --> 01:13:09,060 We came here specifically for a girl you're afraid to talk to. 979 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,926 Look at my jacket. 980 01:13:12,955 --> 01:13:14,832 It's plastic, so it melted. 981 01:13:16,992 --> 01:13:18,096 There's nothing left. 982 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,105 The road to Morvan... my ass! 983 01:13:21,363 --> 01:13:24,401 While you whine over your jacket, right here, 984 01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:29,373 a Roma community was wiped off the map. Can you imagine? 985 01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:33,249 Their relatives were in death camps, and we treat them like criminals. 986 01:13:33,509 --> 01:13:36,149 Is that a history lesson? I bet I taught you that. 987 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:40,322 - You know nothing about history. - Absolutely untrue. 988 01:13:41,316 --> 01:13:43,853 Who do you think you are, you Revisionist? 989 01:13:44,887 --> 01:13:46,025 Don't stay here. 990 01:13:49,324 --> 01:13:52,669 Revisionist? You're the Revisionist. 991 01:13:53,695 --> 01:13:55,402 You "revisioned" our vacation plans. 992 01:13:56,698 --> 01:13:57,699 I'm splitting. 993 01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:01,078 You do that. Later, plastic biker! 994 01:14:07,075 --> 01:14:10,682 I hope we're in different classes next year... Gasoline! 995 01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:14,992 Actually, you don't give a shit about me. 996 01:14:16,018 --> 01:14:17,018 Nope. 997 01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,931 You're only interested in yourself. 998 01:14:20,422 --> 01:14:21,594 Your personality... 999 01:14:21,857 --> 01:14:24,838 your hair, your Laura, your anxiety... Great conversation! 1000 01:14:25,761 --> 01:14:28,105 Just remind me of a single time 1001 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:31,008 that you asked me about myself. 1002 01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:35,736 So'? 1003 01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:40,952 Nothing to say? You're such an egocentric. 1004 01:14:41,877 --> 01:14:43,254 An egocentrist? 1005 01:14:44,279 --> 01:14:47,158 I take back what I said about school and plastic. 1006 01:14:47,950 --> 01:14:50,863 I talk a lot about me, but I do care about you. 1007 01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:52,787 Your sperm... 1008 01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:56,292 - Your mother... - Come back! 1009 01:14:58,460 --> 01:15:00,838 Shit, come back! 1010 01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:06,907 I asked about your Mom, your brother... 1011 01:15:13,976 --> 01:15:15,046 Theophile! 1012 01:16:13,802 --> 01:16:15,145 That's 28 euros, please. 1013 01:16:17,973 --> 01:16:18,973 Thank you. 1014 01:16:21,843 --> 01:16:22,844 2 euros change. 1015 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:25,489 Thank you, young man. 1016 01:17:09,324 --> 01:17:11,133 - Come on, guys! - Go! 1017 01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:13,969 - Let's go! - Let's go' guys! 1018 01:17:34,516 --> 01:17:35,516 The ball, kid! 1019 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,932 Where's your money? Your pockets! 1020 01:18:00,075 --> 01:18:02,214 Give it back, you little shit! 1021 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:04,690 We'll cut you into pieces! 1022 01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:12,953 Gouache Rock! 1023 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:17,196 Don't stop! Keep going! 1024 01:18:18,226 --> 01:18:19,534 Faster! 1025 01:18:21,663 --> 01:18:23,108 Floor it! 1026 01:18:25,934 --> 01:18:27,675 Watch out, faster! 1027 01:18:28,770 --> 01:18:30,681 They beat me up the other day. 1028 01:18:31,606 --> 01:18:33,677 I stole their ball. It's driving them nuts. 1029 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,018 Way to go! 1030 01:18:39,981 --> 01:18:42,018 How did you start the car? 1031 01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,291 I went back once the cops left. 1032 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:47,056 The fire only burned the wood and our stuff. 1033 01:18:47,989 --> 01:18:51,300 So I got the engine running. I even speed-tuned it. 1034 01:18:52,127 --> 01:18:53,538 See how fast it goes! 1035 01:18:54,463 --> 01:18:55,703 You shaved it all off. 1036 01:18:56,732 --> 01:19:00,043 What a shame. I liked your samurai haircut. 1037 01:19:01,603 --> 01:19:03,583 We lost them. Slow down. 1038 01:19:04,606 --> 01:19:06,051 I'm trying to! 1039 01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:12,753 - The dam! - We better jump ship! 1040 01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:17,095 Let's go... One... Two... 1041 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,121 Three! 1042 01:19:35,637 --> 01:19:36,637 End of story. 1043 01:19:39,107 --> 01:19:41,087 No, the story is just beginning. 1044 01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:44,114 Give it back and let's split. 1045 01:19:45,147 --> 01:19:46,592 You can go. I'm staying. 1046 01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:50,054 2 options, string bean. 1047 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:52,730 First, we destroy you. Then we take the ball. 1048 01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:56,067 Or we take the ball first, and then destroy you. 1049 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,460 Destroying me first. 1050 01:19:58,493 --> 01:19:59,904 3rd option: ball suicide. 1051 01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:03,772 - Wait! Don't be stupid! - Look at this ball... 1052 01:20:03,932 --> 01:20:05,934 On the brink of suicide, depressed... 1053 01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:09,012 - Ready to make a deal? - No deal, Theo. 1054 01:20:09,271 --> 01:20:11,251 - I want to fight. - You'll lose. 1055 01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:14,009 - What's the deal? - The ball stays alive. Us too. 1056 01:20:14,776 --> 01:20:17,848 We go our separate ways. You keep the ball, we keep our teeth. 1057 01:20:18,013 --> 01:20:20,653 - Give it to me, you'll see. - Yeah, let's have fun! 1058 01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:22,953 Ok, return the ball. We won't touch you. 1059 01:20:23,218 --> 01:20:24,720 We want guarantees. 1060 01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:26,693 Once they get the ball, they'll kill us. 1061 01:20:27,622 --> 01:20:30,034 No, we'll step back 30 yards. 1062 01:20:30,525 --> 01:20:32,937 You'll do the same. A 70-yard gap- 1063 01:20:33,195 --> 01:20:35,641 - It's 60. - Right, I meant 60. 1064 01:20:36,298 --> 01:20:38,141 You put the ball on the ground. 1065 01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:41,172 By the time we get it, you'll be far. 1066 01:20:42,204 --> 01:20:43,204 Deal. 1067 01:21:04,326 --> 01:21:05,703 I was prepared to fight. 1068 01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:09,541 - I'm not a wimp anymore. - You never were. 1069 01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:13,270 We didn't have a prayer. At least we kept our teeth. 1070 01:21:14,302 --> 01:21:15,679 It's better, isn't it? 1071 01:21:17,739 --> 01:21:20,879 - So, truce? - Of course. 1072 01:21:22,344 --> 01:21:23,721 I thought about it... 1073 01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:28,150 You tricked me on our destination, but you did it for love. 1074 01:21:29,184 --> 01:21:30,288 I respect that. 1075 01:21:31,286 --> 01:21:34,563 I'm sorry about the car. You're the one who really built it. 1076 01:21:35,590 --> 01:21:36,590 Forget about it. 1077 01:21:38,193 --> 01:21:41,731 I'm impressed that you got a samurai haircut in a Korean whorehouse. 1078 01:21:43,765 --> 01:21:45,142 I have a present for you. 1079 01:21:48,937 --> 01:21:50,541 Clean briefs! Super! 1080 01:21:51,473 --> 01:21:53,851 I'm so sick of wearing the same ones. 1081 01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:58,187 Here's to newfound dignity and the comfort of my balls! 1082 01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:12,561 Help! 1083 01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:30,583 Morvan is bigger than they say. 1084 01:22:35,483 --> 01:22:36,483 That tree... 1085 01:22:36,551 --> 01:22:37,894 Isn't it red? 1086 01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:41,562 No, it's positively blue. 1087 01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:43,801 That's what I thought. 1088 01:22:44,059 --> 01:22:45,766 We're delirious. 1089 01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:49,471 High on hunger and lack of sleep. 1090 01:22:50,498 --> 01:22:51,977 And thirst... 1091 01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:57,642 If this goes on, we'll die a slow death. 1092 01:22:58,406 --> 01:23:00,010 Or become bums. 1093 01:23:00,275 --> 01:23:02,016 Or worse, punks with dogs. 1094 01:23:02,944 --> 01:23:07,222 - Or "Jimi Hendrixes". - No, "Shakiras". 1095 01:23:08,249 --> 01:23:09,660 We don't like anything. 1096 01:23:11,286 --> 01:23:13,459 That's it. Call your parents now. 1097 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,693 The iPhone is dead and buried... 1098 01:23:18,460 --> 01:23:19,768 in my shit. 1099 01:23:29,437 --> 01:23:32,281 He must have forgotten to charge it. I knew it. 1100 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:35,210 Why didn't he ask to go away alone? 1101 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,491 What's the difference? You would have let him. 1102 01:23:39,414 --> 01:23:42,452 Mr. Leloir, it's Marie-Thérése again. 1103 01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:44,987 I can't get through to them. 1104 01:23:46,087 --> 01:23:47,657 Yes, I understand. 1105 01:23:48,590 --> 01:23:50,592 Daniel lied to us too. 1106 01:23:51,626 --> 01:23:53,628 Kids at that age, you know... 1107 01:23:55,797 --> 01:23:56,797 Yes. 1108 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:02,907 Fine, I'll tell him to call as soon as I hear from them. 1109 01:24:03,204 --> 01:24:06,048 Damn! No one knows where they are. 1110 01:24:06,307 --> 01:24:07,377 Brat! 1111 01:24:07,642 --> 01:24:09,747 Leave Theo where he is. 1112 01:24:10,678 --> 01:24:12,749 Why summon everyone home? 1113 01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:15,557 Did you call a priest, too? 1114 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,556 - A city. We're saved! - Hallelujah! 1115 01:24:38,039 --> 01:24:39,039 2 euros? 1116 01:24:40,642 --> 01:24:42,087 Thank you! 1117 01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:46,322 I'm spoiling you. First underwear, then 2 euros... 1118 01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:50,693 Pointing out your generosity to people is rather crass. 1119 01:25:13,775 --> 01:25:15,880 Awesome! It has mini jet engines. 1120 01:25:16,911 --> 01:25:19,824 My clad and I want to build a glider, but he has no time. 1121 01:25:22,584 --> 01:25:24,689 Driver, follow that plane! 1122 01:25:35,029 --> 01:25:37,134 My dear children, 1123 01:25:37,165 --> 01:25:40,772 our drawing contest will begin in 2 minutes. 1124 01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:43,476 Here comes the 1 st prize: 1125 01:25:43,505 --> 01:25:46,349 a radio-controlled airplane. 1126 01:25:46,441 --> 01:25:48,614 It's slightly smaller than 1127 01:25:48,776 --> 01:25:53,316 our regular commercial aircraft. Just like our contestants, 1128 01:25:53,581 --> 01:25:55,561 children 12 years old and under. 1129 01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:58,730 Go on, you'll definitely win! 1130 01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:03,232 - It's for children. - Just say you're 12. 1131 01:26:03,791 --> 01:26:06,101 I'm 14 and a half! It won't work! 1132 01:26:06,861 --> 01:26:08,397 Please don't take this badly. 1133 01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:11,401 Short hair makes you look younger 1134 01:26:11,799 --> 01:26:13,540 - This will help. - Thanks. 1135 01:26:14,269 --> 01:26:17,273 Go! The clock is ticking. You have 30 minutes 1136 01:26:17,539 --> 01:26:19,143 to draw a masterpiece. 1137 01:26:20,074 --> 01:26:24,545 Stop sulking. For once your angel face will work to our benefit. 1138 01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:27,651 Take a walk. I need to concentrate. 1139 01:26:42,497 --> 01:26:45,603 Good news. They all suck. Nowhere near as good as you. 1140 01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:52,645 You caught someone's eye... I told you we'd see other "Lauras". 1141 01:26:55,910 --> 01:26:57,912 - What are you drawing? - An Airbus 310. 1142 01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:02,186 - Why'? You can choose any subject. - The A310 is the 1st prize. 1143 01:27:03,151 --> 01:27:05,153 That doesn't mean you have to draw one! 1144 01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:06,990 Shit! 1145 01:27:07,255 --> 01:27:09,963 I thought you did, to win 1st prize. 1146 01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:14,863 - I messed up. - Only a baby would make that mistake. 1147 01:27:15,897 --> 01:27:17,240 - I'll start over. - No time. 1148 01:27:18,366 --> 01:27:20,744 - I give up. - Don't be discouraged. 1149 01:27:21,002 --> 01:27:22,072 I have an idea. 1150 01:27:23,004 --> 01:27:27,180 It's a low-flying plane. Draw houses, buildings, all that stuff. 1151 01:27:28,209 --> 01:27:29,950 They'll be impressed. 1152 01:27:31,546 --> 01:27:32,546 Good idea. 1153 01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:36,295 Work on shading. It's your strong point. 1154 01:27:36,317 --> 01:27:38,729 Take another walk. I need to concentrate. 1155 01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:41,664 If I'm quiet, can I stay? I'm a good influence. 1156 01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:44,394 Time is running out... 1157 01:27:44,659 --> 01:27:46,332 I'll get blue and gray for the clouds. 1158 01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:49,234 The end is near. In a few seconds, 1159 01:27:50,164 --> 01:27:53,577 the contest is over. Are you ready? Three... Two... 1160 01:27:54,602 --> 01:27:56,548 One! Time's up! 1161 01:27:59,507 --> 01:28:00,611 Thank you. 1162 01:28:00,642 --> 01:28:02,918 Young man... Thank you. 1163 01:28:02,944 --> 01:28:06,653 - I think we're good with these two. - This is the one. 1164 01:28:06,681 --> 01:28:10,026 We had quite a talented bunch. Our young artists 1165 01:28:10,051 --> 01:28:12,395 succeeded in creating masterpieces. 1166 01:28:12,487 --> 01:28:17,402 The drawing by... Let's see... by Daniel Guéret 1167 01:28:17,558 --> 01:28:21,404 is by far the most elaborate. The realism is impressive. 1168 01:28:21,429 --> 01:28:23,568 The clouds, the landscape... 1169 01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:25,576 The landscape... Didn't I tell you? 1170 01:28:25,733 --> 01:28:29,044 However, the subject matter is a little conventional. 1171 01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:31,375 So we have decided to award him 1172 01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:33,744 - the 2nd prize. - What? 1173 01:28:33,841 --> 01:28:35,843 Sidonie Jacquin's drawing 1174 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:40,481 of children circling the Earth, standing on potatoes, 1175 01:28:40,682 --> 01:28:42,320 is far less detailed, 1176 01:28:42,417 --> 01:28:46,490 but the subject is more imaginative. 1177 01:28:46,654 --> 01:28:49,225 Therefore, she wins 1 st prize! 1178 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:51,800 The 1st prize winner, Sidonie Jacquin. 1179 01:28:52,060 --> 01:28:54,870 Step up and get your prize! 1180 01:28:55,029 --> 01:29:00,001 A Cityvol.com Airbus A310 jet plane 1181 01:29:00,268 --> 01:29:02,179 with radio control. 1182 01:29:02,437 --> 01:29:04,178 What an idiot! 1183 01:29:05,106 --> 01:29:09,248 You could have drawn anything. And you were beaten by a "Laura". 1184 01:29:10,211 --> 01:29:12,213 Let's see what the 2nd prize is. 1185 01:29:13,147 --> 01:29:15,821 Daniel Guéret? Congratulations. 1186 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:21,322 Don't be disappointed. You win a round-trip, Dijon to Paris and back. 1187 01:29:22,390 --> 01:29:23,596 That's crap. 1188 01:29:24,225 --> 01:29:26,796 It's our way home. We'll die if we keep wandering. 1189 01:29:27,595 --> 01:29:28,665 It's only one ticket. 1190 01:29:29,597 --> 01:29:32,737 - You go to Paris and I return to Dijon'? - Hang on. 1191 01:29:33,768 --> 01:29:35,968 We both live in Versailles. Can we trade for 2 one-ways? 1192 01:29:46,347 --> 01:29:49,760 A stewardess will collect you in Paris. Enjoy the flight. 1193 01:29:51,619 --> 01:29:53,257 Congratulations on your drawing. 1194 01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:58,302 I'm not leaving. I'm moving in with the stewardess. 1195 01:30:01,729 --> 01:30:04,938 - Stay here. - The plane's falling apart. 1196 01:30:05,967 --> 01:30:09,039 I'm scared too, but I'm keeping it together. 1197 01:30:11,873 --> 01:30:13,750 It'll never make it to Orly. 1198 01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:16,480 I have an idea. 1199 01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:20,222 Let's hold hands. This stays just between us, Ok? 1200 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:22,249 Please excuse us. 1201 01:30:24,552 --> 01:30:26,031 I've never flown before. 1202 01:30:26,287 --> 01:30:29,461 It can bounce around a bit, but it's safe. 1203 01:30:30,391 --> 01:30:34,806 Paris-Orly, estimated departure at 5:40 pm... 1204 01:30:35,830 --> 01:30:38,401 I have a better idea. Let's hitchhike. 1205 01:30:40,401 --> 01:30:44,076 That's much riskier. We could run into a crackhead. 1206 01:30:44,539 --> 01:30:46,314 Do you know how heavy a plane is? 1207 01:30:47,241 --> 01:30:48,720 10 tons? 1208 01:30:49,744 --> 01:30:51,690 - 100 tons. - No way! 1209 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:55,761 100 tons of metal, just waiting to crash. 1210 01:30:57,385 --> 01:30:58,386 Damn... 1211 01:31:01,422 --> 01:31:03,902 I'm afraid I'll die a virgin. 1212 01:31:04,959 --> 01:31:07,030 If we crash, I'll pay for a hooker. 1213 01:32:03,684 --> 01:32:06,290 We survived! We did it! 1214 01:32:06,554 --> 01:32:08,932 I'm not doing that anytime soon. 1215 01:32:09,857 --> 01:32:12,030 Oh, the comforts of civilization... 1216 01:32:12,393 --> 01:32:15,340 carpet, velvet, bath, socks and a clean t-shirt. 1217 01:32:15,496 --> 01:32:17,373 We landed backwards. 1218 01:32:17,632 --> 01:32:20,112 What are you talking about? We did not. 1219 01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:23,474 - More importantly, we didn't explode. - Isn't that insane? 1220 01:32:24,405 --> 01:32:27,784 We did not land backwards. Were you dreaming? 1221 01:32:28,809 --> 01:32:32,086 2 minutes ago, we were on the plane. Now, we're on the train. 1222 01:32:33,814 --> 01:32:34,986 No transitions. 1223 01:32:35,917 --> 01:32:39,490 After we landed, we took a bus to the train station. 1224 01:32:40,521 --> 01:32:43,297 We didn't have cash so we jumped the turnstile. 1225 01:32:44,458 --> 01:32:46,369 Are you sure? I don't remember. 1226 01:32:48,829 --> 01:32:50,308 Look, we're still going backwards. 1227 01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:56,109 Is that better? 1228 01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:00,450 We live in the past. 1229 01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:02,688 By the way, we've left the train. 1230 01:33:02,944 --> 01:33:04,981 I know, we're in front of the station. 1231 01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:07,791 - Sorry about what happened earlier. - No worries. 1232 01:33:08,049 --> 01:33:10,325 Let's face it, we're not exactly normal. 1233 01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:14,290 You, the hopeless romantic, and me, the grease monkey. 1234 01:33:15,323 --> 01:33:16,495 Take care, Gouache Rock. 1235 01:33:19,527 --> 01:33:21,939 Do you think our parents know we lied? 1236 01:33:22,830 --> 01:33:24,275 If so, I'm a dead man. 1237 01:33:24,999 --> 01:33:27,036 My mom is probably scared to death. 1238 01:33:27,735 --> 01:33:29,009 I'm sure she is. 1239 01:33:29,937 --> 01:33:31,848 I'll have to explain for hours. 1240 01:33:32,873 --> 01:33:34,045 - See you. - Bye. 1241 01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:49,598 Where were you? I was so worried. 1242 01:33:50,891 --> 01:33:54,134 - Why did you lie to me? - So you wouldn't worry. 1243 01:33:54,929 --> 01:33:56,806 It doesn't matter. I get it... 1244 01:33:57,732 --> 01:33:59,211 You cut your hair. 1245 01:34:00,234 --> 01:34:01,975 I can see your eyes now. 1246 01:34:06,574 --> 01:34:08,212 You've grown. 1247 01:34:09,410 --> 01:34:11,515 No, everything else has shrunk. 1248 01:34:35,636 --> 01:34:37,013 Gentlemen... 1249 01:35:11,806 --> 01:35:14,412 It's a bit late to worry about your mother. 1250 01:35:15,209 --> 01:35:18,486 You were out gallivanting while she choked. And you lied. 1251 01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:21,082 That was her final image of you. 1252 01:35:21,816 --> 01:35:23,853 Who would do something like that? 1253 01:35:24,752 --> 01:35:26,663 What goes through your heads? 1254 01:35:27,588 --> 01:35:29,033 I hope you caught hell too. 1255 01:35:29,957 --> 01:35:33,200 - You won't be seeing Theo anytime soon. - Why not'? 1256 01:35:34,228 --> 01:35:36,640 You're moving to Grenoble, with your brother. 1257 01:35:38,065 --> 01:35:39,408 What about school? 1258 01:35:40,334 --> 01:35:41,938 Sort it out with him. 1259 01:35:42,403 --> 01:35:43,108 That'll teach you. 1260 01:35:43,370 --> 01:35:45,350 I can't stand the sight of you. 1261 01:35:46,273 --> 01:35:49,254 - That's so unfair! - Totally unfair! 1262 01:35:50,277 --> 01:35:54,453 Thanks for your sympathy. Now go home. You've wasted enough time together. 1263 01:36:04,992 --> 01:36:06,494 You'll get used to it. 1264 01:36:07,528 --> 01:36:09,633 Grenoble is not such a bad place. 1265 01:36:10,998 --> 01:36:12,102 It'll be ok. 1266 01:36:23,477 --> 01:36:27,289 Godin, Maya... Lamoureux, Steve... 1267 01:36:37,091 --> 01:36:39,537 Ninth grade, section four. 1268 01:36:50,771 --> 01:36:52,580 I knew I heard your name. 1269 01:36:52,606 --> 01:36:55,143 Can you believe we're the only ones they moved? 1270 01:36:55,176 --> 01:36:57,053 Go figure. 1271 01:36:57,144 --> 01:37:00,887 We'll be friends with half the class by next week. 1272 01:37:01,048 --> 01:37:02,083 Don't worry. 1273 01:37:02,349 --> 01:37:05,489 Ring out the old, ring in the new... Same difference. 1274 01:37:05,753 --> 01:37:07,790 Boy, we sound like old-timers. 1275 01:37:08,155 --> 01:37:11,034 - Done that, been there... - What? 1276 01:37:11,959 --> 01:37:14,530 I'm known for my silly sayings. You'll see. 1277 01:37:15,563 --> 01:37:17,270 It wasn't that silly. 1278 01:37:17,765 --> 01:37:21,542 Jean-Jacques Rousseau once said, "Do I dare expose here..." 1279 01:37:22,303 --> 01:37:24,249 Did Gasoline change schools? 1280 01:37:24,705 --> 01:37:26,912 He's in Grenoble, looking for a job. 1281 01:37:27,174 --> 01:37:30,212 Good idea. He wasn't the "scholarly" type. 1282 01:37:31,145 --> 01:37:33,682 Not the world's greatest thinker... 1283 01:37:34,715 --> 01:37:37,821 In my opinion, your hanging with him isolated you. 1284 01:37:39,119 --> 01:37:40,757 He jinxed you. 1285 01:37:41,789 --> 01:37:44,531 Honestly, it's a good thing for you that he left. 1286 01:37:46,227 --> 01:37:48,366 You want to hear a secret about him? 1287 01:37:49,396 --> 01:37:50,739 Sure! 1288 01:37:54,134 --> 01:37:55,135 Sorry? 1289 01:38:12,653 --> 01:38:13,859 What happened? 1290 01:38:15,756 --> 01:38:16,756 Let's go. 1291 01:39:15,816 --> 01:39:17,762 Daniel, turn around... 1292 01:39:20,287 --> 01:39:22,597 On the count of three. One... 1293 01:39:23,624 --> 01:39:25,763 Two... Three... 1294 01:39:27,061 --> 01:39:28,472 On the count of seven. 1295 01:39:29,496 --> 01:39:31,737 Four... Five... 1296 01:39:32,833 --> 01:39:35,473 Six... Seven... 1297 01:39:37,604 --> 01:39:38,639 Infinity... 1298 01:43:33,340 --> 01:43:35,843 Adaptation: Holly Diener 1299 01:43:36,877 --> 01:43:39,619 Subtitling TITRA FILM Paris 94433