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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Mesdames et messieurs.
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Children of all ages.
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The Huntington Brothers welcome you
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to the greatest show
in this or any other universe!
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Welcome! Welcome!
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Horatio P. Huntington
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-And the greatest show you'll ever see
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Welcome! Welcome!
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A humble, heartfelt welcome
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To the great and glorious bounty
Which is me
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We have thrills in the air!
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Bulletman!
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Oh, my hair!
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And motorbikes
On tightropes and trapeze
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So welcome! Welcome!
A thousand thrills and then some
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And best of all for you
It's starring me!
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-You're welcome. So pleased to meet me.
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Well, the pleasure is all yours.
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Welcome! Welcome!
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-A most salubrious welcome
- Oh!
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To all of the excitement that you seek
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Welcome! Welcome!
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A winsome salutation
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Now bask in every utterance I speak!
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With jugglers all around
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And Chesterfield the Clown
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Chinese acrobats
From the farthest East
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So welcome! Welcome!
Oh, for heaven's sake, welcome!
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Lay your eyes
Upon a very pleasant feast
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And upon yours truly
Last but never least
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In the interest of decorum
I must resist as I per-forum
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One mustn't toot one's own horn
Too, too loud
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But in truth, I must confess
I cannot help but profess
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That my majesty appears
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To have loose-fit earthly bounds
Cha-cha
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So I say
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Welcome!
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Welcome!
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-Please accept our glorious welcome
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To a smorgasbord of delights
For the eye!
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And we offer up to you
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A most gracious "howdy-do!"
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On behalf of me, myself, and I!
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Welcome!
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Ah. Horatio P. Huntington!
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One half of the world-famous
Huntington Brothers Circus!
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Which half, I'll let you decide.
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-And that's me!
-Delish.
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Uh, the good lookin' one.
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Whoa. Slow down there, Chesterfield.
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Why?
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It's free, ain't it?
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-You hear that crowd, little brother?
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I'm going to be rich as Rockefeller,
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-but twice as pretty.
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Oh, you'll partake in the riches, too.
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At a slightly smaller share, of course.
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Oh, you know I don't care about money,
Horatio. I just--
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Want to entertain people. Yes.
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Love that about you.
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And everyone's
favorite brother, Buffalo Bob Huntington.
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The heart and soul of the circus.
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Excuse me, Mister Huntington, sirs.
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Oh, hey, Esmerelda. Everything all right?
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Is better than all right.
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I am slippings away
from the fortune tellings booth
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-to introduce you to...
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...beautiful niece
visiting from old country.
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Hopes you will give her job.
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-What? No!
-We would if we could.
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We don't need
more mouths to feed!
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Which is to say...
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She's hired!
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I promise I will not be any trouble.
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A real beauty, yes?
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Oof. Family resemblance, huh?
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Oh, the apple does not fall
far from the tree.
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Fall far from the tree?
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This apple looks like
it was shot from the tree with a rocket.
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Oh! You flirt.
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Whoa!
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Come here.
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Up until that point,
Bob and Horatio had a good thing going.
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But you know what they say
about good things...
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they never last.
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Do you remember when
Not so long ago
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-All we had was time?
- Mwah.
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And the future was
The last thing on our minds
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What a time
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Now, here we are
Getting older
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-Wondering what we'll be
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Life is short
Let's take advantage
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Thank you.
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Of every opportunity
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While we're young
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Let's go out
And have some fun
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Baby, while we're young
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-Horatio, hold on to your hat
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'cause Talia and I
have something exciting to tell ya!
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-We are--
-Breaking up!
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Getting married!
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What?
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Is a blessing!
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-I love love!
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So romantic, no?
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-No! Yuck!
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Now then, I've allowed this to go on
for far too long, little brother.
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She's poison, this one.
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Okay. I can see
you're obviously not thinking straight.
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No! I see everything
quite clearly, Robert,
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and I am putting my foot down.
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-Horatio!
-You can't be serious.
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-Oh, I'm dead serious.
-I love Talia.
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-And--
-Either she goes, or I go!
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Choose now, brother.
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Gee, I wonder
what he should do.
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What to do, what to do?
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Ooh, this is a nail biter.
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Bulletman!
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Mmm.
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Lick.
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You want some?
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Maybe you should cut down
on the carbs there, Chesterfield.
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That clown suit is looking mighty snug.
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Nah!
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With this metabolism,
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I could eat a chocolate elephant
and never gain a pound.
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- Bulletman.
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Man, sorry about that.
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Esmerelda has giftie for newlyweds.
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-A "giftie"?
-From Himalayas.
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I got it here somewhere.
Ouch. Where did I put it?
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Oh. No, you don't want that.
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Hmm...
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A-ha.
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Oh, uh... what is it?
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Something special.
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Something magic.
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That old dame wasn't kidding.
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-There was magic in that wooden box.
- Come on!
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For 30 years, Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus
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-was the biggest show in the universe.
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And no one was a bigger fan
than this gooney kid.
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Look at him.
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Bob's nephew, Owen.
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He practically grew up
right there in the front row.
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-And he wasn't the only one.
-Oh.
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-Wow! Front row?
-Mmm.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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Nothing but the best
for my little Zoe.
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Well, it finally happened.
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I can't see my feet!
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Sorry, hot dog. I guess we won't be--
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Wait a second.
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Problem solved.
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Say something to her, squirt.
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Hi. I'm... I'm...
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- I'm...
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I'm Zoe.
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I'm Owen.
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Don't encourage them.
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Ah!
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-I'm clowning around. I'm just clowning.
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And as time passed, it turns out
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Bob and Talia weren't the only ones
to fall in love at the circus.
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-Ta-da!
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What?
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-Zoe...
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I love you.
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Will you marry me?
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-Honk once for yes.
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Damn!
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-Ooh. Sorry.
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Ugh!
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- Bulletman!
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Okay, Huntington,
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I've been against this
from the day you two met.
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Zoe comes from a respectable family.
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And you come from, well...
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Hey, pull my finger.
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...here.
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Um... in Chesterfield's defense,
he's a clown.
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Well, I won't have my daughter
wasting her days
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"clowning around" at a circus!
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She's a bright, young girl
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who's gonna be running
the entire company one day.
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Say, why don't you come to work for me?
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Yeah,
at the dog biscuit factory.
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Oh, no. You were serious.
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Deadly.
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Um...
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Hey, good news.
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I'm...
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leaving the circus.
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I'm gonna come work for your dad
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at the dog biscuit factory.
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What? Why?
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Oh, don't listen to my dad.
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You love the circus.
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It'll be fine, you'll see.
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It'll be the best decision I ever made.
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It was the worst decision he ever made.
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Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting
in a couple of minutes.
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Can you just grab Mackenzie from daycare?
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-Yeah, sure thing, honey.
-Oh, you're the best. Mwah!
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-Owen! Zoe!
-Hey, Binkley.
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-It's ready!
-You mean it?
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I think I finally got her
calibrated correctly.
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Are you serious?
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I can... I can feel it!
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Honey, if this thing actually works,
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your dad's gonna stop loathing me
and start liking me!
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Stop it. You're his son-in-law.
He loves you.
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Your dad has me eating dog biscuits.
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-You know, kind of...
-Biscuits for dogs.
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-He likes you.
-He has me eating dog biscuits.
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-Think about that.
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I'm eating dog biscuits for a job.
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-But this, this could be my ticket--
-You mean our ticket?
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Our ticket, yes.
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What is it?
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Only something amazing.
Watch.
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Your husband had a genius idea.
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Dogs like people food, right?
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-Pepperoni pizza!
-Bacon burgers!
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Pot roast!
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So... we should make treats
that taste like people food.
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-Tater tots!
-Mac and cheese!
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-Chocolate chip cookies!
-Sushi!
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Anything you can dream of!
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Gabagool!
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Wait, you made this?
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Yes! Well, no.
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She did a lot of it, most of it.
She's a genius.
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I just created the machine.
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Wow. Wow, wow, wow. This could work.
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-It will work.
-It will totally work!
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Would you like the honor?
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Yes.
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Yes, I would.
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Hmm...
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- Well?
-What's it taste like?
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-Mmm.
-What? You like it?
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Oh. Oh, no.
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Well, it tastes a lot like vinegar.
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Vin... vinegar?
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No. No, no, no.
That one should taste like cupcakes.
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And sour milk!
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-What? Impossible. Impossible!
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-Owen! Your face.
-Oh, wait.
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-What's happening to your face?
-I'm getting a real hint of old sneakers.
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You shouldn't!
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Ah! And this shouldn't
be happening, either!
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I'm a Heffalump!
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Do something, Binkley!
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I don't know what's wrong!
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That feels so much better.
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-Does not smell better.
-Yeah, it's... it's awful.
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-Well, if it isn't Sir Burps-a-lot.
- Agh.
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Brock, what are you doing here?
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Your dad sent me.
You're late for the, uh, board meeting.
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Okay, I know.
264
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,375
Just tell him
that I need a few more minutes, okay?
265
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,166
What, do I look like, an errand boy?
266
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,083
Yeah.
267
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:53,708
Like some super handsome errand boy
with shiny hair and big biceps,
268
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:56,875
perfect lips, and dreamy eyes.
269
00:14:56,958 --> 00:15:00,291
Wait, wait, wait. This wasn't the way
that I left these dials yesterday.
270
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,375
Baby soft skin.
271
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:02,541
Okay. All fixed.
272
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,041
And check out these pecs.
273
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,958
Look at them go. Look at them go.
274
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,541
-How is it that he gets paid more than me?
-I don't know, honey.
275
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,458
Zoe, we have a board meeting!
276
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:15,083
What are you doing in this--
277
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,666
Uh, in--
278
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,125
They've got a mind of their own, right?
279
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,208
What is this place?
280
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,500
Dad, Owen, and Binkley
281
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,750
have been working
on something incredible for you.
282
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,000
It's a surprise!
283
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:30,583
You know the only surprise
I like is to not be surprised!
284
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,333
Oh, it's true. He hates surprises.
285
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,250
Binkley is too shy to tell you,
286
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,291
but did you know
that she is a certified genius?
287
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,333
-Yeah.
288
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,500
How does that help me
sell dog biscuits?
289
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,541
-Just give her a shot.
290
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,000
-Well?
291
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,125
Out with it!
292
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,083
Okay, well, you see,
293
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,333
Owen had this idea
for new dog biscuit flavors,
294
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,541
and he asked me to build a machine
to replicate people food
295
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,708
because, as we all know,
dogs love eating people food.
296
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,458
-Which actually got me wondering...
-Okay--
297
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,750
...do dogs eat the people food
because we are or do they really like it?
298
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,458
Or is it because they're eating the food
that we have on our plate...
299
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,708
...because we pat them on the head,
and they go...
300
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:07,958
But then I was like, "No,
301
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,875
it has to be because the food
tastes really good...
302
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,958
-Binkley!
-A certified genius.
303
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,458
Can anyone understand what she's saying?
304
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,750
Not a word, sir.
305
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,541
All I have to do is flip the switch!
306
00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:23,541
Wait. That's not the right sound.
Something's wrong.
307
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,083
-Well, can you fix it?
308
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,666
I'm trying! I'm trying!
309
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,458
-Oh, shut it down!
-Shut it down!
310
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,791
-I can't. It's going nuclear!
-Please. Please.
311
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,375
-Ah!
312
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,791
Whoa!
313
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:44,375
Mr. Woodley, I am so, so--
314
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,458
- Nincompoopy?
- Actually I--
315
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,375
Were you gonna say you're nincompoopy?
316
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,791
Because that's what you are,
you nincompoop!
317
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:58,083
You know, I lettered in sports
back in college. Major star.
318
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,458
I know it's here, somewhere.
319
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:06,666
Whatever it is.
I'll know it when I see it.
320
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,833
I'll find it
if I have to tear the place apart!
321
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,375
Where is it?
322
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,583
What is it?
323
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,750
This should have been mine.
324
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,291
She should have been mine!
325
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,625
This all should be mine!
326
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,166
Ow!
327
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,958
Hello.
328
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Hmm?
329
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,958
Ugh. Useless.
330
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,583
-Ah. Nice doggy. Nice doggy.
331
00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,333
Who's a little sweetie-- Ah!
332
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,125
Bad doggy! Bad doggy!
333
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,458
Heel! Heel! Stop!
334
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,625
Oh, please, oh, please! Heel!
335
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,708
-Ah!
336
00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:52,125
He's got my bottom! He's a bottom biter!
337
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,333
They were on sale. No judging.
338
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,541
Back! Back! Back, I say!
339
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,666
-Ah!
340
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,541
Run away!
341
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,875
-Bad dog! Help! Help! Ouch!
342
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,125
Am I crazy, or do I smell smoke?
343
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,125
-Zucchini! Zucchini!
344
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,208
Quickly, you lazy little Lilliputian!
345
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,458
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey!
346
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,541
-Monkey!
-Mackenzie, Mackenzie! Okay. Inside voice.
347
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,916
It's way past your bedtime.
Let's get upstairs.
348
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,041
Gross.
What were we thinking going to dinner?
349
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,958
Oh, really?
You wanted to cook after a day like this?
350
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,708
-No.
-No.
351
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:14,666
I could've.
352
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:17,666
Ugh.
353
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,875
Gross. It's in my ear, Zoe.
354
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,208
Go take a shower, you big baby.
355
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,125
Oh, yeah. It's in other places, too.
356
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,541
Why would you tell me that?
357
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,458
Got you, you little monkey!
358
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,250
Monkey!
359
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:34,291
Yuck.
360
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,541
-Hello?
361
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,083
Yes?
362
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:39,250
What?
363
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,166
But... how?
364
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,083
Owen?
365
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,625
Well, I-- Yeah. Okay.
366
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,250
Thank you.
367
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,958
We'll be there.
368
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,583
What's wrong?
369
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,416
There was a fire at the circus.
370
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:59,625
My Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia, they're...
371
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,250
they're gone.
372
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:28,083
We are gathered here today
to honor our dear friends Bob and Talia.
373
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,666
Buffalo Bob Huntington
was a man among men,
374
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,458
an entertainer's entertainer,
375
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:36,750
-who loved making people smile.
376
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:40,375
A man who could belch
the entire alphabet on a single breath.
377
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,083
A-B-C.
378
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,958
Takes me like 24.
379
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,791
-He brought me in as a young clown
380
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,000
-and taught me everything I know.
-Owen.
381
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,666
Seriously. Turn it off.
382
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,291
Including this.
383
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,416
-This.
384
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,250
And this.
385
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,791
-Ah! Come on, man!
- Again!
386
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,958
I call that one the "Walloping Wet Willy."
387
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,833
Not to be confused
with the "Paralyzing Pee-Pee Pants."
388
00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:06,500
Whoo-hoo! Predicament.
389
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,000
-Hey!
-...is for horses.
390
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,083
-Señor Pee-Pee Pants.
391
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,833
Oh, it's vintage, but it's good.
392
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:13,916
But all kidding aside, kidding aside,
393
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
your Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia
394
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:19,083
were people
with the biggest hearts of anyone I know.
395
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,916
Always there for their family.
396
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,500
Gretchen, who paid for your electrolysis
397
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,875
when your days as "the Bearded Lady"
were sadly over?
398
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,125
Bob and Talia.
399
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,000
That's right.
400
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,958
And, Bulletman,
there are 206 bones in the human body,
401
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:40,916
which means Bob and Talia
took you to the hospital
402
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,500
at least 206 times.
403
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,750
What do you have to say
about their love and generosity?
404
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:51,333
Bulletman!
405
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:56,958
You see?
406
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,833
We were all family to Bob and Talia.
407
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,541
And family was everything to them.
408
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:10,250
Oh, I simply must disagree with you
on that, my corpulent clown.
409
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:12,333
-Horatio?
410
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,333
-Wait, you weren't--
-Invited to my own brother's funeral?
411
00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:18,916
Yes, I seem to have unraveled
that particular mystery.
412
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,375
-Ah!
-Ahem.
413
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:23,708
Robert "Buffalo Bob" Huntington,
414
00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:26,500
my blood, my brother,
415
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:28,291
stole from me!
416
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,875
Robbed me of my legacy, my love,
417
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:34,625
and the last 50 years of my life!
418
00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:39,875
Therefore, I have come to reclaim
what was rightfully mine.
419
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,958
Endowed by the power vested in me
420
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:47,750
by these three and a half
very dangerous men,
421
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:51,000
I now pronounce this circus mine!
422
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,708
-Hey!
-What? How dare you?
423
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,958
And that includes
the secret of the animals.
424
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,375
Where did he hide it?
425
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:04,583
Take it to the grave, dear brother,
was that your plan?
426
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,666
-I think not.
-What?
427
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:07,583
-Tom!
428
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,583
Samson, Stabby, El Diablo, Zucchini...
429
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,833
...dispose of this riffraff.
430
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,791
The Zucchini scours the room
431
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:24,833
looking for an adversary
worthy of his deadly skills. Huh?
432
00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,958
I'm gonna dance till I die
433
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,625
I'm a hot-headed gold machine
434
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:29,708
Huh?
435
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:33,791
Till I fly
I'm gonna make you remember me
436
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:38,416
Hey, what you say?
Ain't got nothing to do with me...
437
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,083
When he suddenly realizes he's a lover,
438
00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,291
not a fighter!
439
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,375
Tally...
440
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,666
Ah!
441
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,583
...ho!
442
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:52,125
-I ain't scared
443
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,250
I like when you do it like that
444
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,750
You like when I do it like that
And I know we'll be moving like that
445
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,208
I like when you do it like that
You like when I bring it right back...
446
00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,416
Getting a bit hot in here, no?
447
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:14,458
Ooh, ooh, ooh, watch me now
Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't stop me now
448
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:18,625
I'm gonna do it how we do it
Like we do it how we do it
449
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,625
-Like a star
- Juggling pins to a knife fight?
450
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,708
I really don't see the point.
451
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,625
I'm gonna bang bang
So watch and learn!
452
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:28,666
Hey
453
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:32,125
What you say?
Tell me something that I ain't heard
454
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,458
I'm gonna do it how we do it
455
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,041
Like I do it
I'm gonna do it like that
456
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,583
I ain't scared to let go...
457
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,833
Zucchini is now very afraid.
458
00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,041
The Zucchini makes a note
459
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,708
to choose his adversaries
more...
460
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,541
...carefully next time.
461
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,500
-Owen.
-Yeah?
462
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:54,916
-I think maybe we should--
-Get out of here?
463
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,333
-Yeah. Let's go.
-Good call!
464
00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,000
Oh, no, you don't.
465
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,458
Bulletman!
466
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,875
Even memorials are more exciting
with your family!
467
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:12,916
They certainly do know
how to make an impression.
468
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,125
I'll give you that.
469
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,458
-Oh.
470
00:25:15,541 --> 00:25:17,791
- Hey! Whoa.
- Puppy! Kitty!
471
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,500
Hey, Old Blue, what do you have here?
472
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:20,416
What's he got?
473
00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,333
Oh. Well, thanks, boy.
474
00:25:23,416 --> 00:25:27,041
- Bulletman!
475
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,875
-See you later.
476
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:36,750
Hmm. A mysterious package.
The Zucchini is intrigued.
477
00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,916
Go after them, you fool!
478
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,041
The contents of that package may lead us
479
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,916
to my late brother's secret
of the animals.
480
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:48,083
The Zucchini's henchman
has a surprisingly good point.
481
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:51,375
Henchman? I'm not your henchman,
you bumbling buffoon!
482
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:52,833
I hired you!
483
00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:55,250
Says the henchman. Hey!
484
00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:59,166
Oh, just go do your job,
or you're fired, you diminutive dolt!
485
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:03,083
With his ever-faithful henchman's
words of encouragement,
486
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:08,291
our fearless hero ventures alone,
turning to his prey.
487
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:11,708
The hunt begins.
488
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:27,708
Oh, for science.
489
00:26:29,791 --> 00:26:30,625
Hmm.
490
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,125
Lasagna!
491
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,958
It really tastes like lasagna!
492
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,500
No spots. No hiccups.
493
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:40,541
Whoo-hoo! It really works!
494
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,083
Oh, Mr. Woodley is--
495
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:45,625
Still trying to get
that disgusting goopity-goop
496
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:46,791
out of his underwear.
497
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:48,291
Wasn't my fault, Brock.
498
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,125
Someone must have tampered with--
499
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,333
Ugh!
500
00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:53,500
I just got an image of Mr. Woodley
in his underwear.
501
00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:55,916
Ah. You're welcome.
502
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,291
Just you wait, you lummox!
503
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:02,291
This is going to revolutionize
the entire industry.
504
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:04,500
It's... it's gonna be ground-breaking.
505
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:08,166
Why, I bet Mr. Woodley's profits
will increase a thousand-fold!
506
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,291
Ha! A thousand-fold!
507
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,958
You can't even fold a dog biscuit once.
508
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,916
I've tried.
509
00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,125
It's impossible.
510
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,208
I'm gonna change my destiny.
511
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,916
Yeah, I'm gonna make a new batch
and show Mr. Woodley once and for all.
512
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:31,416
-If I could just build up the courage to--
-Ha! Never gonna happen!
513
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:36,708
You choke. You always do.
514
00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:39,000
Hmph! Well, I guess we'll see about that.
515
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:41,500
Yes, I guess we'll see about that.
516
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,458
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I just said!
517
00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,958
Okay. I'll see you later, Brock.
518
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,875
"I'll see you later, Brock!"
519
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,500
Ooh. He makes me so mad!
520
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:53,166
-He's just a big, smelly...
521
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,291
Wait for it.
522
00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:56,416
Wait.
523
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,541
I love this job.
524
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,791
So, what's in the box?
525
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:13,250
Well, uh... that's kind of weird.
526
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,208
-What's that?
-Old animal crackers?
527
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:17,000
Cookies? Mmm!
528
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:19,791
Oh, no, no, no.
These aren't the ones you like, baby girl.
529
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,875
These are really old.
530
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:22,833
So?
531
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:26,958
So, old gross cookies
will turn you into a monster.
532
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:29,000
-That's a fact. Ask your mom.
-It's a fact.
533
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,166
It's a fact. It'll turn you into...
534
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,250
A cookie monster!
535
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:35,291
No, they won't.
536
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,083
Whoa.
537
00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:40,541
-Honey, look at this.
-That is so adorable.
538
00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:43,916
I drew this
the summer we met as kids at the circus.
539
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,500
I remember you drawing that.
I remember you showing me.
540
00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,666
Yeah, I remember being
a better artist, but...
541
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:52,041
Okay, look, that is you, I think.
542
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,500
-I have crazy hair.
-I'm pretty sure that's me.
543
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:57,541
That's is a very complimentary version
of Chesterfield.
544
00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:59,958
-Looking lean.
- Here's Bulletman, as always.
545
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:04,791
And, uh... Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
546
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:08,458
-They were all there.
- I know.
547
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:09,875
Monkey's hungry.
548
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:12,458
These aren't the cookies you like, angel.
549
00:29:12,541 --> 00:29:15,083
These are, uh, very gross.
550
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,875
-They're probably gross, right?
-They're gross.
551
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,916
But I'm hungry.
552
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,833
Well, she's hungry,
so we should do something.
553
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:24,541
-I don't know if I have any snacks.
-Look in the middle part.
554
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,000
-Anything?
-I am pulling it.
555
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,416
-Look below the sunglasses.
-I don't have snacks.
556
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,083
Oh, look! There! Fruit stand.
557
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,833
-Fruit stand.
-Fruit stand!
558
00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:33,083
Who loves...
559
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:34,625
Bananas!
560
00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:38,375
I like to eat, eat, eat
561
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,708
Apples and bananas
562
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:44,333
-Boom, boom, boom, I love to eat...
-They're way better than cookies
563
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,208
Apples and bananas
564
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,875
Ooh, that's weird.
I thought I turned that off.
565
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:52,208
No, you didn't. Owen, no.
566
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,208
-Ooh... that's Binkley.
-It doesn't matter.
567
00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,416
But it kind of could matter.
It could matter.
568
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,375
-Oh, take it.
-Thank you so much.
569
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,875
Only because you said so, though.
570
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:04,875
-All right. Come on, my little monkey.
-Binkley, how's it going?
571
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:06,958
I'm blue.
572
00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,958
Oh, cheer up. It'll all work out.
573
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,791
No, my skin is the color blue!
574
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,875
-I look like Smurfette!
-What?
575
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,750
It's gotta be Brock.
576
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,250
That bobble-headed booby is sabotaging us.
577
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:22,458
I think you're right, Owen,
but Mr. Woodley loves him!
578
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:25,125
Oh. What am I gonna do?
579
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,041
You're the mechanical genius, Binkley.
580
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,166
-I don't know, set a trap or something.
581
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,750
Yeah, catch him in the act.
582
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,750
But he keeps finding ways to get in here,
no matter what I do!
583
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:34,708
He's like--
584
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,333
He's like a ninja.
585
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,958
He's like a ninja!
586
00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:41,208
Like a big, smelly,
muscle-bound, smelly ninja!
587
00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:45,250
Are we talking about the same Brock?
Come on. He's all muscle and no brain.
588
00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,291
And he's a moron.
589
00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:47,458
An imbecile.
590
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,791
He's a dodo, actually.
591
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,083
Well, he's more of a...
592
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,125
a nincom--
593
00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,208
-...poop?
- What?
594
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,208
Owen? He's a what?
595
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,916
-Owen? Are you--
596
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,750
-I'm a hamster!
597
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,666
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
598
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,041
Thank you kindly, ma'am!
599
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:09,041
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly!
600
00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:09,958
Hmm.
601
00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:11,625
Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly!
602
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,583
-Ah!
603
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,916
Mackenzie Marie, stop playing
with the trunk. You're gonna break it.
604
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,833
Okay, here's your monkey food.
605
00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,000
Mmm.
606
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,875
She loves to eat, eat, eat
607
00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:30,666
Where's your father? We need to get going.
608
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:33,958
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy...
609
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:36,750
moly.
610
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:39,291
- A mouse!
-No, no, no! Zoe, hold on!
611
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,041
Don't worry, Mackenzie!
Mommy's gonna kill the mouse!
612
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:44,291
-It's me! Zoe! And I'm not! A mouse!
- Why won't you die?
613
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,958
Zoe!
614
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:49,416
For the love of Tom and Jerry,
please stop pummeling me with your purse.
615
00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:52,333
Did that mouse just--
616
00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,833
-Aw. Daddy is cute.
-Thank you, angel.
617
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:57,708
-Owen?
-Yes.
618
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,166
Zoe, that's what
I've been trying to tell you.
619
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,875
-But you just spoke.
-Your finger is huge.
620
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,250
-What? What did you-- How did you--
-I don't know.
621
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,708
I was just eating one--
622
00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,750
-The animal crackers your uncle left you?
-Yes.
623
00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:10,000
I was eating the one shaped like a...
624
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:11,875
Hamster.
625
00:32:12,541 --> 00:32:14,625
-Oh, wow! Oh, wow!
-Oh, no! Oh, no!
626
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,708
-Oh, wow!
-Oh, no!
627
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,500
I don't even know what hamsters eat.
628
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,625
Wait.
629
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,000
Look at this.
630
00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:29,000
"Owen, no matter what,
do not eat these cookies."
631
00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,625
Oh, thanks a lot, note!
I could've used that 30 seconds ago!
632
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:35,166
Wait, wait, wait.
"Until you see Chesterfield at the circus.
633
00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,416
He'll explain everything."
634
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:39,416
-Wait. What?
-"Love, Uncle Bob."
635
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,708
Hang on!
636
00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:43,666
We're going to the circus!
637
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,125
The Zucchini has discovered the secret
to the anima--
638
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,625
- Yay! Circus!
- Ah!
639
00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:51,500
Gosh.
They really need to fix these potholes.
640
00:32:56,916 --> 00:32:59,458
Suffering severe internal injuries,
641
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:04,208
the Zucchini continues his pursuit!
642
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,458
Oh, come on!
643
00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:09,291
Why is it when you're in a hurry,
you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
644
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,041
-Yeah, totally.
-What?
645
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
-Are you being serious?
-Yeah, I'm being serious.
646
00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:15,375
-Is that a thing?
-It's a thing.
647
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:16,791
-I don't think--
-It's a thing!
648
00:33:16,875 --> 00:33:18,916
-You've been stuck behind a pizza truck?
-You need to go!
649
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,541
-Whoa.
-It's 100 percent a thing.
650
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:24,750
-Well, if that's what you think.
-Oh, that is what I think.
651
00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:27,291
-Okay, we'll agree to disagree!
652
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,541
Sometimes I'm high...
653
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:32,666
- Zoe!
-Huh?
654
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,166
Ah!
655
00:33:39,416 --> 00:33:41,000
- Hello?
-Cookies!
656
00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:42,833
What? Who is this?
657
00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:48,041
The secret
to your brother Bob's animals is...
658
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,708
Is what, you nonsensical nitwit?
659
00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:54,083
Animal crackers!
660
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:57,375
What? That makes no sense,
you incompetent ignoramus!
661
00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:59,333
How could animal crackers possibly--
662
00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:01,500
Agh! Some kind of magic!
663
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,958
Magic? Magic?
664
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:06,708
What kind of a rubbish
are you trying to...
665
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,416
Esmerelda.
666
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,375
Get me those animal crackers, Zucchini!
667
00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:16,333
I must have them at any cost!
668
00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:18,083
I'm in a hurry!
669
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,833
Watch where you drive!
670
00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:25,833
Hmm. Why is it whenever you're in a hurry,
you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
671
00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:26,958
-Hey!
672
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,875
It's go time.
673
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,916
Superman! Siesta!
674
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,166
The Thinker!
675
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,791
Cowabunga!
676
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:58,000
Defying gravity itself
as he hurls over oncoming cars
677
00:34:58,083 --> 00:34:59,875
and lands safely...
678
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:02,958
inside a house?
679
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:06,083
Why is the Zucchini in a house?
680
00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,208
And why is he in a dress?
681
00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,583
-The Zucchini can't even explain that.
682
00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:15,541
Cactus!
683
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:18,875
Ooh! Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! Yeow!
684
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,625
Okay, who has a cactus room
in their house?
685
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,750
Hey!
686
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:31,000
Pull over! Pull over!
687
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,000
Oh, hi.
688
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,166
-Pull over!
-What?
689
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,583
-What's he saying?
- Who?
690
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,500
Hey, wasn't that guy at the memorial?
691
00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:42,041
Yeah, he came in with my Uncle Horatio.
692
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:44,916
Wait, he's the guy
who saw me turn into a hamster.
693
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,500
Well, he's freaking me out.
What should we do, call the police?
694
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,791
Yes. No! Wait, I have a better idea.
695
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,000
-No.
-It's a good one.
696
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,000
Please don't.
697
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,375
-Promise you'll love it. This is hilarious.
- Please, can we discuss this?
698
00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:57,708
-Your ideas end in tears.
- There it is!
699
00:35:58,416 --> 00:36:01,666
No one can outrun the Zucchini!
700
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:05,625
Okay, now, speed up
and open up the back gate trunk.
701
00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:06,958
-Trunk gate.
-The trunk or the gate?
702
00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,166
The tailgate trunk.
703
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,041
-I don't know what that is!
-The big door!
704
00:36:10,125 --> 00:36:13,208
-The button to the left of the cup holder.
-That's the emergency brake.
705
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:14,958
One, two, three, hit it!
706
00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,375
Mamma mia!
707
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,000
Pappa pia!
708
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,416
Zucchini's gonna diarr--
709
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,375
Blech.
710
00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:32,541
Did you see that?
711
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,333
Did I see that?
712
00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:35,583
Have you seen yourself?
713
00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:37,791
-Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?
- No, it's not! No.
714
00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:39,125
Better than a hamster.
715
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,291
I'm enormous.
716
00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:41,375
Teddy bear!
717
00:36:41,458 --> 00:36:42,458
Blacking out.
718
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:47,291
-Oh, there's the circus!
-She's so strong.
719
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,541
Baby, Daddy can't breathe.
720
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,000
Baby, daddy can't breathe.
721
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500
Baby, I'm serious, daddy can't breathe!
722
00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:06,291
Looks like someone started snacking early.
723
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:10,750
How would you like
to be human again, Fozzie?
724
00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:23,791
Bulletman!
725
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,750
What are you looking for?
726
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,041
You'll see.
It's gotta be in here somewhere.
727
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:38,666
Always hard to find. Like love,
Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant.
728
00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,250
A-ha!
729
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,416
Wait a minute. Is that me?
730
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,541
-That is you.
- In jeans.
731
00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:45,666
Tight jeans.
732
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:48,083
It is you. Yes, sir.
733
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:53,125
Every time you eat an animal cookie,
a human cookie appears in the box.
734
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:56,291
To change back, you just eat it.
735
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,416
Pretty good, huh?
736
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,166
You want me to eat me?
737
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:02,166
Look at me. I'm Owen.
My pants are high.
738
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,833
My IQ is low!
739
00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:05,708
-Hey--
-Is for horses.
740
00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:08,166
Which you could turn into
if you eat this one!
741
00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:10,500
Okay, so how do these things work?
742
00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:13,458
Gypsy curse, stale flour,
radioactive sugar mites.
743
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,041
Who knows? Who cares?
744
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,416
It's magic.
745
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,250
That's why the box always stays full.
746
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,958
Okay, so I just pick little cookie me up.
747
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,958
And, um...
748
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,666
Down the hatch.
749
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,541
I'm me!
750
00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:40,791
For better or worse.
751
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:42,125
Mostly worse.
752
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:43,208
In your case...
753
00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:45,375
definitely worse.
754
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,416
Okay, that's a little hurtful.
755
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,291
It's not that kind of moment?
756
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,583
Awkward!
757
00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:59,750
You keep a close eye on these, Owen.
758
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:05,166
Your Uncle Horatio will stop at nothing
to get his greedy hands on 'em.
759
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,916
Ladies and gentlemen,
760
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:20,500
gather around and be amazed
at the fire-breathing feats of El Diablo.
761
00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:24,625
Watch it!
762
00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:33,416
Truly, we've reached
a low point in our careers.
763
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:38,000
The Zucchini has returned!
764
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,125
Excellent. Step into my office.
765
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,708
Ugh! What's that horrible stench?
766
00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:49,458
-Hmm!
-So, where are they?
767
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,375
Did you get me those animal crackers
or not?
768
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,041
-Yes!
-Wonderful!
769
00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,916
I did not!
770
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,208
Ow!
771
00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:00,250
I'm so close, Mario.
772
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,916
So close to what could have been mine.
773
00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:04,833
What should have been mine.
774
00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:10,000
A gift, an incredible gift,
given to a simple-minded sap, my brother!
775
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,291
What a waste.
776
00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:14,500
Think of the things I could've done
with such a gift.
777
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:15,916
How my life would've been.
778
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000
How very different things
would've turned out.
779
00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:25,333
Bob was always loved and adored
780
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:26,791
He was everyone's best mate
781
00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:29,083
Well, he was kind and generous
782
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,166
Yes! Everything I hate!
783
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,666
He got the fame, the fortune
He got the girl
784
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,666
-The one you could've had?
-Shut up!
785
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,791
He squandered all that magic power
786
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,583
The thought of it drives me mad!
787
00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:41,833
You know
You really should try to get past this
788
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:43,958
Oh, heaven knows I tried
789
00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,916
But he took it all, and I got zip
790
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,500
And it really chaps my hide
791
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:52,208
It could've been mine
It should've been mine
792
00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,291
I have multiple PhDs
793
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:56,541
And Bob went to clown college
794
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:58,708
College for clowns, please
795
00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,416
It could've been mine
It should've been mine
796
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,250
Surely you agree
797
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,500
I had the animal instinct
798
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:07,625
But he had those animal cookies
799
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:10,000
That should have been mine
800
00:41:10,916 --> 00:41:13,666
Oh, it all should have been mine
801
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:17,250
The fame, the fortune, and the fame
802
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:19,000
I should have been bigger than Elvis
803
00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:20,875
With the fortune of a king
804
00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:23,250
Well
You're one of my favorite henchmen
805
00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,250
-And that's no small thing
806
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,500
-You fool
-Ah!
807
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:28,000
I am not your henchman
808
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,583
You are mine!
809
00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,541
Said the henchman to the Zucchini
810
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,375
For like the thousandth time
811
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,541
Oh, I could've had an entourage
812
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,875
Of A-list movie stars
813
00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,625
-A private jet
-A mansion
814
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,750
A fleet of golden cars
815
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:49,208
A fleet of golden cars
816
00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:50,541
Will you sh--
817
00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,500
No harmonization. Thank you!
818
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,458
It could've been mine
It should've been mine
819
00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:59,333
My manifest destiny
820
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,666
But it all went to Bob
With his stupid hat
821
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,458
And circus full of slackers
822
00:42:03,541 --> 00:42:05,750
It could've been mine
It should've been mine
823
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,916
I'm the one with the pedigree
824
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,875
I had the looks
I had the brains
825
00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:13,875
But he had those animal crackers
826
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:16,083
That should've been mine
827
00:42:19,416 --> 00:42:20,541
Now fly, you fool.
828
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:23,625
Don't come back until you have
those animal crackers.
829
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:26,666
And clothes that don't smell of manure.
830
00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:31,625
The Zucchini agrees
to accept his henchman's challenge.
831
00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:34,375
Oh, for the last time,
you pint-sized peon,
832
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,375
you are my henchman!
833
00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:39,500
Said the henchman to the Zucchini!
834
00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:43,000
Oh, just get me those cookies.
835
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,916
Samson, get us out of here posthaste.
836
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,750
Hmm? Whoa!
837
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:11,625
And find me a place
with actual paying customers.
838
00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:26,750
Samson!
839
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,208
Hey, buddy.
840
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,500
I wish Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia were here.
841
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:52,166
-I know.
- They are.
842
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:53,541
In a sense, kids.
843
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,500
In a sense.
844
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:56,708
Oh, quick question.
845
00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:59,625
You guys know
how much clowns love surprising people?
846
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:00,791
-Uh, yeah.
-Yeah.
847
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,125
-Wait, do clowns love surprising people?
848
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,500
All right. Well...
849
00:44:06,541 --> 00:44:08,250
Surprise!
850
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:13,166
You are now the proud owners of one
run-down, burnt up, worn-out circus!
851
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:16,875
-Wait.
-Owen, this is amazing!
852
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:18,125
-Amazing?
-Yeah.
853
00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:20,166
Look at this place.
What are you talking about?
854
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:21,916
-What are you talking about?
855
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,833
You know what? You should do it.
You run the circus.
856
00:44:23,916 --> 00:44:27,083
Me? I should run a circus?
857
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,083
I'm a clown!
858
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,750
I can shoot a mosquito
off a camel's butt at 40 paces.
859
00:44:30,833 --> 00:44:33,458
I've taught a whole generation
of children...
860
00:44:33,541 --> 00:44:36,208
to "pull my finger."
But I'm no good at running a circus.
861
00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:38,291
And what makes you think I am?
862
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,083
Do you know what I do for a living?
863
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:42,666
-He eats dog biscuits.
-I eat dog biscuits. Okay, I'll tell them.
864
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,833
-I eat dog biscuits.
-And he hates it.
865
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:46,583
-They're dog biscuits.
-Talks about it every day.
866
00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:48,708
I have a right to talk about it every day.
867
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:51,583
Wait a minute. You're special, kid.
868
00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:52,958
Your uncle saw that.
869
00:44:53,041 --> 00:44:54,458
We all did.
870
00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:58,583
What happened to that wide-eyed kid
who used to love the circus?
871
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,916
I don't know. I--
872
00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:02,125
He grew up.
873
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:06,166
Owen, this is what you've always wanted.
874
00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:10,208
You're always trying to impress my father,
and it's never gonna happen.
875
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,208
This... This is your heaven.
876
00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:16,708
I mean, this is your future.
This is our future.
877
00:45:16,791 --> 00:45:18,166
Our future? Wait. Hold--
878
00:45:18,708 --> 00:45:20,500
This isn't a future.
879
00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:23,416
The circus was
my Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
880
00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:25,041
They're gone!
881
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:28,250
The magic is gone! I...
882
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:29,666
Wow.
883
00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:30,625
I'm sorry, guys.
884
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:33,208
Everything that was special
about this circus...
885
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,583
is gone.
886
00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:39,541
Aw.
887
00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:49,541
You know what?
888
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,916
-I'm going to do it.
-What?
889
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,458
I will quit my father's company
890
00:45:54,541 --> 00:45:56,833
and rebuild the circus
as Bob and Talia always wanted.
891
00:45:56,916 --> 00:45:59,166
-Hold on. What are--
-No, I don't want to hear it.
892
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:00,541
-Zoe.
-I'm doing it.
893
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,708
Doing it. Nope.
Owen, I already got the nose on.
894
00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,416
-No. You're not owing a circus.
-Nope, I can't hear you. La, la, la.
895
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,708
You're about to inherit
your dad's company.
896
00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:09,333
-That's a big deal.
-I don't care.
897
00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:12,791
I've always loved this circus,
and I know you do, too!
898
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:13,958
But, Zoe, you're--
899
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,500
Just need a little time to come around.
I get it.
900
00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:19,375
Besides, should be fun.
901
00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:21,041
Yay!
902
00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:28,750
Feels like I'm walking on air
903
00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:32,208
No more rain clouds over my head
904
00:46:32,291 --> 00:46:36,291
And I'm feeling good
And it feels so right
905
00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:39,125
And I can't stop dancing
906
00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:47,166
I choose the difficult road
And I spend my days marking time
907
00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:54,916
Oh, how can I dance
With lead in my shoes?
908
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,041
I did it all for you
909
00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:02,916
Stay with me
We're in this together
910
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,041
We're in this together, together
911
00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:08,958
Stay with me
912
00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:15,041
We'll make this thing right tonight
913
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,416
Feels like I'm walking in mud
914
00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:22,958
Rain clouds stuck right over my head
915
00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:26,791
And I'm grinding through
And it don't feel right
916
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,000
And I feel like crying
917
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:34,166
I choose the difficult road
918
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:38,208
And its working out super fine, yeah
919
00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:42,583
Ooh, I got my permanent smile
920
00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:47,625
And I'm feeling like dancing, dancing
921
00:47:48,541 --> 00:47:53,416
Stay with me
We're in this together
922
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,875
We're in this together, together
923
00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:59,666
Stay with me
924
00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:04,375
We'll make this thing right tonight
925
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:09,250
Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together
926
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:13,500
Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together
927
00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:17,416
Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together
928
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:22,083
Stay with me, stay with me
We're in this together
929
00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:28,958
Still can't believe
she would throw her life away
930
00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:30,583
when she could be with--
931
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,625
Brock?
932
00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:35,541
Mr. Woodley! I--
933
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:38,666
Why, I was just...
934
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,083
Seeing if the chair fit?
935
00:48:41,916 --> 00:48:46,916
Fine Corinthian leather
that cradles your butt.
936
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:49,125
So supple.
937
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,916
So...
938
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,500
What's the word?
939
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:55,791
Disturbing?
940
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,666
Mmm...
941
00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:58,875
-Brock!
942
00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:03,041
With Zoe gone to that circus,
943
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:06,166
I may as well consider
having you take over the company.
944
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:08,166
Oh, joy.
945
00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:13,666
Okay, what if we try up-up-down-down-
left-right-left-right-B-A-start?
946
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:15,916
I don't know, Binkley.
I tried that earlier, and--
947
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,625
Hey, pencil neck!
948
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:21,416
Woodley needs these accounting ledgers
finished by noon.
949
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:24,625
Uh, what?
What do I know about accounting?
950
00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:28,041
Absolutely nothing!
951
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:30,875
Which is why it's funny
that he asked you to do it, right?
952
00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:31,875
-No.
-Isn't that right?
953
00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:32,833
It's not funny.
954
00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:34,833
Does it bother you when I'm this close?
955
00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:36,750
-Your breath is not great.
-Yeah.
956
00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:40,166
Um, this is too close.
957
00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:43,958
Well, have fun screwing up the accounting
and ruining the company.
958
00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:46,125
'Cause you're totally gonna fail.
959
00:49:48,375 --> 00:49:50,750
Here's your morning coffee,
Mr. Woodley, just how you like it.
960
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:52,833
Why thank you, Brock!
961
00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:56,333
By the dawn's early light, Huntington!
Haven't you finished the accounting yet?
962
00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:57,583
What? I... I just--
963
00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:58,750
Mmm. Mmm.
964
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,708
I'm still working on it, sir.
It's very... very complicated.
965
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:02,750
Complicated?
966
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:03,958
It's just math!
967
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:06,250
All you need is a slide rule,
some moon coordinates,
968
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,750
a ham sandwich, done!
969
00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:14,000
Do you know how anything works?
970
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:18,583
I know Zoe could do this in her sleep,
but she's at the circus,
971
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:21,000
and I'm stuck with you, you nincompoop!
972
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:24,333
I did it! I... I finally fixed it!
973
00:50:24,416 --> 00:50:27,000
Again with this nonsense?
974
00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:29,875
Just try it, Mr. Woodley.
Please?
975
00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:32,875
Not even if I were poisoned
and that was the antidote.
976
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:35,166
You try it, Huntington.
977
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:37,375
Uh, me? But you just told me
to finish the paper--
978
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,916
Owen, please?
979
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:44,083
Okay.
980
00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:52,541
Wait a minute.
981
00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:54,375
Wow!
982
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,791
This is actually great.
983
00:50:56,875 --> 00:50:58,500
This tastes like spaghetti and meatballs.
984
00:50:58,583 --> 00:50:59,500
Really?
985
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,375
Yeah, it's amazing!
986
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,666
-I knew it!
-No, like, I mean, amaz--
987
00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,666
-Oh, no!
988
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,625
Ah...
989
00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:11,458
-What's happening to his face?
- I thought I fixed it!
990
00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,041
Oh! Nincompoops!
991
00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:15,958
I'm surrounded by nincompoops!
992
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,291
Hmm.
993
00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:05,666
Hey.
994
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:07,916
Why so late?
995
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,333
Mack's already asleep.
996
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Yeah. Sorry. I, uh... I got "Brocked."
997
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:14,500
-Oof.
-Don't ask.
998
00:52:15,791 --> 00:52:16,791
-What is that?
-What?
999
00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:17,791
-The smell?
-Is that...
1000
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,583
-I don't know.
-Is that cotton candy?
1001
00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:22,333
-Could be. I mean, I don't know.
-Oh, no.
1002
00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:24,416
-I mean, I was at the circus all day.
-No. No, no.
1003
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,625
-You're trying to lure me back.
-No, no.
1004
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:27,541
With smells?
1005
00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:30,208
-Why would you think that?
-With cotton candy smells?
1006
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:34,916
-Why would you be smelling cotton candy?
-Because you're devious and evil.
1007
00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:39,125
Honey, Mackenzie really misses you.
1008
00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:42,250
She wants you to come
to the grand re-opening.
1009
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:44,291
We worked so hard.
It'd mean the world to her.
1010
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,625
-You gotta come.
-I know, I know, I just...
1011
00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,041
-Daddy?
-Hey, angel.
1012
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,541
What are you doing up?
1013
00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:54,250
-I'm scared.
-Of what?
1014
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,583
Monsters.
1015
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:58,208
Hmm.
1016
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,541
Let's go see about these monsters.
1017
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:11,375
Okay, where are these monsters?
1018
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:15,583
Oh...
1019
00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:17,875
Well, don't worry.
1020
00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:20,125
-I'll protect you.
-Uh-uh.
1021
00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:22,375
I don't want "Daddy" Daddy.
1022
00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:23,458
Hmm?
1023
00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:29,416
A-ha.
1024
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:45,875
Owen?
1025
00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:00,125
Owen?
1026
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,458
-Good morning, Daddy Bear.
1027
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,708
Good morning, Baby Bear.
1028
00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:46,541
Oh, do you know what today is?
1029
00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:49,500
Mm-hmm. Circus day. Are you coming?
1030
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,500
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
1031
00:54:55,625 --> 00:55:00,375
I love the circus.
Circus, circus, circus circus!
1032
00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:05,875
-Owen?
-Daddy, circus!
1033
00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,958
Whoa. Zoe.
1034
00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:25,375
-You did this?
-Well, I... I had a little help.
1035
00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:26,333
From me!
1036
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:28,000
Yes, from you, baby.
1037
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,375
This is so terrible.
1038
00:55:39,291 --> 00:55:41,625
-When's this gonna end?
-Can't be soon enough.
1039
00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:45,000
-I thought there were going to be animals.
1040
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,166
Where are the animals, Mom?
1041
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:49,541
-This is so totally boring.
- I know, right?
1042
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:52,916
-Agh, I mean, like, look at that. Dumb.
-Ew. I know.
1043
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,625
I hate this.
1044
00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:56,250
Perfect, they hate it.
1045
00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:58,250
I wouldn't say "hate."
1046
00:55:58,333 --> 00:55:59,916
They hate it!
1047
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,625
This is bad. This is bad.
1048
00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:05,416
They didn't come here to see acrobats.
They didn't come here to see clowns.
1049
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:08,666
What they want is what they got before,
Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
1050
00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:13,791
-Ooh.That's my cue.
1051
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,291
Enjoy the show, folks.
1052
00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:25,083
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!
1053
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:28,708
Behold the death-defying feats
1054
00:56:28,791 --> 00:56:33,458
of Bulletman and his Cannon of Doom!
1055
00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:37,416
Tough crowd.
1056
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,666
Bulletman.
1057
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:42,125
And his Cannon of Doom!
1058
00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,833
Doom!
1059
00:56:43,916 --> 00:56:48,458
Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom...
1060
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,708
Oh! Oh!
1061
00:56:55,708 --> 00:57:00,208
Bulletman!
1062
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,791
-Oh, boy!
1063
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,375
You stop that! Don't laugh at Bulletman!
1064
00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,458
Come on! We want some animals!
Let's go here!
1065
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,666
Where are Bob's Amazing Animals?
1066
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:16,000
Animals! Animals! Animals!
1067
00:57:16,083 --> 00:57:18,500
This is a disaster!
I have to do something.
1068
00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:19,666
Like what?
1069
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,916
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Animals.
1070
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,625
Oh, no, no, angel, I'm not a performer.
1071
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:27,666
-So I can't just--
-Animals, Daddy. Animals!
1072
00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:33,791
Animals! Animals! Animals!
1073
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:35,750
Quickly! Quickly!
1074
00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:38,583
Next act. Where are my acrobats?
Where are my acrobats?
1075
00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:41,791
Terrified of failure.
1076
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,958
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
1077
00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:44,916
Chesterfield.
1078
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,333
-Owen.
-Hey.
1079
00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:47,708
What are you doing backstage?
1080
00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:50,625
Well, I just thought I could lend a hand.
1081
00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:53,791
Or a hoof?
1082
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,375
Come on. Come on, you big baby.
1083
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:00,791
-Quick question.
-Move it.
1084
00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:03,583
- Are you sure this is safe?
-Absolutely!
1085
00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:05,041
It looks a little--
1086
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:07,708
-Your Uncle Bob did this ten times a week.
-What is that?
1087
00:58:07,791 --> 00:58:08,625
Uh...
1088
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:13,541
Okay, I'm supposed to land in that?
1089
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,541
Yeah.
1090
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,958
That looks like a fishbowl!
1091
00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:17,166
Take it easy, horsey!
1092
00:58:17,250 --> 00:58:19,208
Excuse me. I'm not doing this.
I'm gonna be killed.
1093
00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:20,833
-Says who?
-Says physics!
1094
00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:22,875
A 1,000-pound horse
landing in a very small bowl
1095
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:25,333
at 150 miles per hour equals... splat!
1096
00:58:25,416 --> 00:58:26,791
Fine. Here, you big baby.
1097
00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,000
-What is that?
-I don't know. A trout?
1098
00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:30,500
-No, a salmon.
- Great.
1099
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,625
Or a goldfish.
1100
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,250
Either way, something that's delicious
broiled in butter.
1101
00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:36,208
What am I supposed to do--
1102
00:58:36,291 --> 00:58:37,166
-Oh.
-Yeah.
1103
00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,458
-Oh.
-Oh!
1104
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:42,541
Mommy? Is Horsey-Daddy gonna be okay?
1105
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:47,208
Oh! I mean, yeah.
He is gonna be, uh, fine.
1106
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,666
I think it's just part of the act.
1107
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:52,250
Ladies and gentlemen!
1108
00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,291
You asked for it, you got it.
1109
00:58:54,375 --> 00:59:00,625
I'm pleased to announce the return
of Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
1110
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:09,375
-And now, Buttercup will leap--
-Buttercup?
1111
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,500
That's the horse's name.
1112
00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:12,416
You couldn't come up with anything cooler?
1113
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,166
-Like what? Majestic?
-Um... No.
1114
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,875
-Seabiscuit? Horse-nado?
-Okay. Please stop.
1115
00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:16,875
-Darth Neigh-der?
-Stop.
1116
00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:17,833
Buttercup, fine.
1117
00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:19,375
As I was saying,
1118
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:26,000
Buttercup will leap 100 feet
into a fishbowl.
1119
00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:27,125
Um...
1120
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,333
Uh...
1121
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:32,083
You know what?
I don't feel great about this--
1122
00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:33,000
Giddy-up!
1123
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:39,125
Left, left, left! I mean, right.
Sorry. Right. Right!
1124
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:40,333
My right!
1125
00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:41,708
Ah!
1126
01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:08,625
- Who is this?
-The Zucchini has done it again!
1127
01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:09,833
-What?
-Come at once!
1128
01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:11,375
-Bumbling buffoon!
-Henchman.
1129
01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:13,000
I am not your hench--
1130
01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:17,041
'Cause I'm having a good time
Having a good time
1131
01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,791
I'm a shooting star
Leaping through the sky
1132
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:24,500
Like a tiger
Defying the laws of gravity
1133
01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:29,000
I'm a racing car
Passing by like Lady Godiva
1134
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:34,333
I'm gonna go, go, go
There's no stopping me
1135
01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,208
I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
1136
01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:40,791
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
1137
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,166
I'm traveling at the speed of light
1138
01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:47,041
I wanna make
A supersonic man out of you
1139
01:00:47,916 --> 01:00:50,125
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Don't stop me
1140
01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:51,083
Hey, hey, hey
1141
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,666
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh
1142
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,875
-I like it
-Don't stop me, don't stop me
1143
01:00:55,958 --> 01:00:58,708
-Have a good time, good time
-Don't stop me, don't stop me
1144
01:00:58,791 --> 01:01:00,916
Oh, yeah
1145
01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:03,916
All right
1146
01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:19,750
Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
1147
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:24,750
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
1148
01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:30,125
I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
1149
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,208
Hey
1150
01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:34,000
Don't stop me now
Yes, I'm havin' a good time
1151
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:39,333
I don't want to stop at all
1152
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:49,625
All right, folks,
1153
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:52,333
that brings us
to the end of tonight's show.
1154
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:56,625
Join us again next week.
1155
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,333
-Please,
1156
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:02,750
no one scream at all, or you'll die!
1157
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:11,875
The mighty Bengal tiger
is one of the most fearsome predators
1158
01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:14,083
to walk the face of the Earth.
1159
01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:20,375
His razor-sharp fangs
will rip flesh and grind bone.
1160
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:24,375
Be perfectly still, ladies and gentlemen.
1161
01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:29,041
I think this ferocious feline has found...
1162
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:31,458
prey!
1163
01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:36,250
Psst. Hey, angel.
1164
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:37,166
Hi, Daddy.
1165
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,375
-You ready to have some fun?
-Mm-hmm.
1166
01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:42,708
Oh!
1167
01:02:43,208 --> 01:02:44,583
What's this?
1168
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:47,791
-The little girl's not afraid!
1169
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:53,375
She's... She's taming the savage beast!
1170
01:02:55,875 --> 01:02:58,083
Giddy-up, tiger! Giddy-up!
1171
01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:00,333
Ladies and gentlemen,
1172
01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:05,291
little Mackenzie Huntington
is the queen of the circus.
1173
01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,916
Faster, Daddy!
1174
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,291
Faster! Whee!
1175
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,958
That was fun.
1176
01:03:27,666 --> 01:03:29,916
You were fantastic, kid.
1177
01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:37,583
And, Zoe, none of this
could've happened without you.
1178
01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,833
Honey, you were right.
1179
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:02,625
-Hmm? What's that?
-I said you were right, and--
1180
01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:04,458
No, I'm just not sure if I heard you.
1181
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:07,333
-I said you were right.
-So let me just hear it one more time.
1182
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:08,750
You were-- Oh, okay.
1183
01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:10,250
-Good one.
1184
01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:11,916
Can we do it again, Daddy?
1185
01:04:12,625 --> 01:04:13,708
Yes.
1186
01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:14,750
Yes, we can.
1187
01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:16,583
So what are we saying here?
1188
01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:17,750
I'm saying...
1189
01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:22,083
I'm gonna quit my job at Woodley's
first thing tomorrow
1190
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:24,916
because this is my home.
1191
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,375
This is my family.
1192
01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:30,250
The Huntingtons
are back in the circus business!
1193
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,791
Yes! Whoo-hoo!
1194
01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:34,833
You heard the man. We're back!
1195
01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,458
Acrobats, more sparkles on your leotards.
1196
01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:40,583
Clowns, I wanna see
your size 42 shoes so shiny
1197
01:04:40,666 --> 01:04:42,750
-I could see my bulbous nose in it.
1198
01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:44,833
-And Bulletman--
-Bulletman.
1199
01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:49,458
Stay away from sharp objects.
1200
01:04:50,041 --> 01:04:51,166
Bulletman.
1201
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:57,000
Tomorrow, Zucchini, take the cookies
from him after he quits his job.
1202
01:04:57,083 --> 01:05:00,208
All alone, unsuspecting,
1203
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:02,291
vulnerable.
1204
01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:09,000
Quit? You can't quit!
1205
01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:11,458
Who'll taste the dog biscuits?
1206
01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:13,500
I recommend Brock.
1207
01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:16,208
You've destroyed everything.
1208
01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:18,541
You took my daughter away from me!
1209
01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:22,375
She's out there somewhere,
dressed up as a clown or a horse
1210
01:05:22,458 --> 01:05:25,708
or whatever it is you circus people do!
1211
01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:28,625
We entertain, Mr. Woodley.
1212
01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:30,125
We make people happy.
1213
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,875
Look, Zoe's just ten minutes away.
1214
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:37,541
You can visit her any time.
1215
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:39,291
Me?
1216
01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:40,625
Go to the circus?
1217
01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:43,750
Well, I know she and Mack
would love to see you.
1218
01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:48,375
Think of your family!
1219
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:49,958
I am, Mr. Woodley.
1220
01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:52,458
All of them.
1221
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,416
Yes!
1222
01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:00,541
That was so scary.
1223
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,416
But so good.
1224
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,833
Oh, so good.
1225
01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:06,875
Running away to join the circus?
1226
01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:08,916
-Um...
-I knew you'd quit.
1227
01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,375
-You've got quitter all over you.
-All right.
1228
01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:14,458
Like some kind of quitter cooties
or something.
1229
01:06:14,541 --> 01:06:16,333
That's me, Owen the quitter.
1230
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:17,625
It's disgusting.
1231
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,708
Excuse me. Have a nice life.
1232
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,416
-Cookies!
-Hey! Wait! No! Give those back!
1233
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:25,166
-Don't mind if I do.
-Wait! No! Wait, Brock. Hey, trust me.
1234
01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,583
-Hey, look, a monkey.
-No!
1235
01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:27,958
Stop your whining, Huntington.
1236
01:06:28,041 --> 01:06:29,416
-Brock.
-I'm just monkeying around.
1237
01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,500
You're gonna wanna listen.
Wait, no, Brock!
1238
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,166
Oh, boy.
1239
01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:36,375
Ah!
1240
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:37,750
I'm a monkey!
1241
01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:40,708
Technically, you have a blue butt,
so you're a mandrill,
1242
01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:42,500
which is like a baboon, but not.
1243
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:47,333
-I have a blue butt!
-Wait, no! Brock!
1244
01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:51,000
I have a blue butt!
1245
01:06:58,041 --> 01:07:00,000
-A baboon.
-Mr. Woodley!
1246
01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:01,500
A talking baboon!
1247
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,166
A lion!
1248
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,708
Give me back my cookies!
1249
01:07:05,791 --> 01:07:07,500
A talking lion!
1250
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:15,166
There.
1251
01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,000
No more excuses, Binkley.
1252
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:20,916
This time, the dog biscuits
are going to be perfect.
1253
01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:25,375
-A baboon!
-What did you do to me, Huntington?
1254
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,375
A talking baboon!
1255
01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:29,791
-A lion!
-Nothing you didn't deserve, Brock.
1256
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:30,791
A talking lion!
1257
01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:36,291
It's got me! It's got--
1258
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,750
No, just--
1259
01:07:46,291 --> 01:07:47,416
Bad monkey.
1260
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:51,458
-Get out of there.
-You think I want-- Ah!
1261
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:54,291
Get out of there, you coward.
1262
01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:56,208
Come on. I just calibrated it!
1263
01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:01,375
Hot! Hot! Hot!
1264
01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:06,833
Very hot!
1265
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,666
Give me my cookies back!
1266
01:08:08,750 --> 01:08:09,625
Owen?
1267
01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,500
Yeah, sorry about the mess, Binkley.
1268
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:13,500
-But--
-Brock stole one of my animal crackers
1269
01:08:13,583 --> 01:08:16,125
-and turned himself into a baboon.
-But he'll... He...
1270
01:08:16,791 --> 01:08:18,625
-What?
-I'll explain everything later.
1271
01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:25,708
Cookies that turn you into animals.
1272
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:28,458
Hmm.
1273
01:08:29,791 --> 01:08:31,875
I don't wanna have a blue butt!
1274
01:08:31,958 --> 01:08:35,041
I can turn you back
if you give me the box!
1275
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,750
You'll get a big box of nothing!
1276
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:39,791
Ah!
1277
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:46,750
Like a shadow in the night,
the Zucchini approaches his prey
1278
01:08:46,833 --> 01:08:50,250
with all the predatory instincts
and stealth of--
1279
01:08:51,958 --> 01:08:53,625
A baboon!
1280
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:59,125
If you'll excuse me,
it's sleepy time for Brocky-poo.
1281
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,250
Well, that was surprisingly easy.
1282
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:08,375
Another victory
for the magnificent Zucchini!
1283
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:11,333
So dashing, so daring, so mascu--
1284
01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:12,958
Lion!
1285
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,250
Huh? Why, you--
1286
01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:44,500
The Zucchini has returned triumphant!
1287
01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:50,375
Is this my nephew?
1288
01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:52,708
Yes!
1289
01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:55,291
-Excellent.
-He is not your nephew.
1290
01:09:55,375 --> 01:10:00,458
If he's not my nephew, why bring him here,
you fumbling feather brain?
1291
01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,250
Voila!
1292
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:06,708
But these are useless,
you second-rate simpleton!
1293
01:10:06,791 --> 01:10:08,125
They're broken!
1294
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,166
Wait.
1295
01:10:10,291 --> 01:10:11,541
What's in his other hand?
1296
01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:16,625
Interesting.
1297
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:23,916
Ah! The nerve of him.
After all I've done for that boy.
1298
01:10:25,625 --> 01:10:29,375
I should never have let my little Zoe
marry that circus freak.
1299
01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:32,500
Now someone like Brock...
1300
01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:34,958
Now that's a fine go-getter.
1301
01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:41,833
-Say, where is Brock?
1302
01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:42,958
-Brock!
1303
01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:46,875
Ah! Winkley! Brinikley? Barkley? Wrigley?
1304
01:10:46,958 --> 01:10:50,208
-Uh... you, what are you doing here?
-I was--
1305
01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:51,958
-Have you seen Brock?
-No, sir.
1306
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:54,625
-He should be here somewhere.
-But I was hoping that--
1307
01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:56,583
Brock! Where is that man? Brock!
1308
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,166
-Mr. Woodley!
1309
01:10:59,416 --> 01:11:02,166
I have something important
that I need to tell you,
1310
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:06,333
and I... I...
I demand that you listen to me!
1311
01:11:06,416 --> 01:11:07,625
Demand?
1312
01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:10,583
-Yes, demand!
1313
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:16,083
Now sit your butt in that chair
and listen up!
1314
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,916
Sleep well, honey.
1315
01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:30,000
Shh! Sorry. Hi.
1316
01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,083
Oh, my goodness. What is wrong with you?
1317
01:11:32,166 --> 01:11:34,458
-You almost gave me a heart attack!
-That had to be scary. Sorry.
1318
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:37,666
Okay, but change back
and tell me what happened with my father.
1319
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:38,958
-Um...
-You quit?
1320
01:11:39,041 --> 01:11:41,291
Yeah. I totally did. It was great.
1321
01:11:41,375 --> 01:11:42,458
I'm so proud of you!
1322
01:11:42,541 --> 01:11:44,458
-Thank you.
-We're going to be so happy.
1323
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:46,125
-But...
-Yeah?
1324
01:11:46,208 --> 01:11:47,125
I...
1325
01:11:48,041 --> 01:11:49,625
I lost the human cookie.
1326
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:52,291
You-- You what?
1327
01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:56,666
It has to be in here somewhere!
1328
01:11:56,750 --> 01:11:59,291
I looked like 100 times. It's not--
1329
01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:02,250
-Trust me. What? No! They--
-Try this one.
1330
01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:04,375
Maybe there's just
too many cookies to see it!
1331
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:06,500
Maybe eat some more
to clear up some space.
1332
01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:09,125
-Try this one.
-The box always stays full.
1333
01:12:09,208 --> 01:12:11,708
Maybe not, if you eat faster.
You've got to eat faster!
1334
01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:13,458
Please eat faster! Please eat faster!
1335
01:12:13,541 --> 01:12:15,916
Zoe! Zoe! Stop! It's not here!
1336
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:21,958
Look, the box keeps adding new animals,
but not new human cookies.
1337
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:27,500
There's only one of those,
and it's gone, Zoe.
1338
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:28,583
-It's...
-No!
1339
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:30,666
No, I will not accept that.
1340
01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:33,458
There's got to be a way
to get you human again.
1341
01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:34,666
-Zoe--
-In the meantime,
1342
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,208
we're just gonna tough it out,
gonna make it work.
1343
01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:40,208
I mean, how hard can it be?
1344
01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:45,583
I must've walked under ladders
Passed black cats
1345
01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:49,041
Broken all the mirrors
Because my luck's so bad
1346
01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:52,500
Been rubbing on a rabbit's foot
Knocking on wood
1347
01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:56,083
Hanging up horseshoes
Trying to be good
1348
01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:58,500
I know it can't last forever
1349
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,125
Please, please, please
1350
01:13:03,041 --> 01:13:08,291
Right now it seems like it will never
Release me
1351
01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:13,708
It's just one of those days
one of those days, one of those days
1352
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:19,583
I can fly like a bird
From the hills to the sea
1353
01:13:19,666 --> 01:13:22,875
But there's only one place
That I want to be
1354
01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:26,416
Be as wise as an elephant
As strong as a bear
1355
01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:30,166
But if I can't hold you
Then I really don't care
1356
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:33,125
I'm not a superstitious man
1357
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:35,833
Please, please, please
1358
01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:43,375
It's hanging heavy on my head
Release me
1359
01:13:43,458 --> 01:13:45,666
It's just one of those days
1360
01:13:46,416 --> 01:13:48,416
One of those days
1361
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,750
Oh, it's just one of those days
1362
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:55,375
One of those days
1363
01:13:56,541 --> 01:14:02,291
It's just one of those days
One of those days, one of those days
1364
01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:06,291
-Oh, my luck's gotta change
- Oh, my luck
1365
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:10,083
-Oh, my luck's gotta change
-Oh, my luck's gotta
1366
01:14:10,166 --> 01:14:13,250
-Oh, my luck's gotta change
-Oh, I've been feeling so strange
1367
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:17,125
-Oh, my luck's gotta change
-Oh, my luck's gotta change
1368
01:14:17,208 --> 01:14:18,666
My luck's gotta change
1369
01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:21,250
Oh, I've been feeling so strange
1370
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:24,208
-So strange
-Oh, my luck's gotta change
1371
01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:26,958
My luck has gotta change
1372
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:33,750
I... I hold it true.
1373
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:35,416
I hold it to be true.
1374
01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:45,250
What's wrong, kid?
1375
01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:47,083
What's the matter?
1376
01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:49,958
What happened to you?
You eat a bad banana?
1377
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,958
No, I'm just...
1378
01:14:53,666 --> 01:14:55,000
Oh, look, kid, look.
1379
01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:58,666
I know it's been hard
these last couple weeks.
1380
01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:00,375
Not being human and all,
1381
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:02,875
spending your life
without opposable thumbs.
1382
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,000
You're shedding everywhere.
1383
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,875
-Shunned by the entire--
-You're not helping.
1384
01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:08,541
You didn't let me finish.
1385
01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:11,541
You're shedding everywhere,
shunned by the entire world.
1386
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:14,125
-Okay.
-But look at the bright side!
1387
01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:17,083
You and Zoe
brought life back to this circus.
1388
01:15:17,166 --> 01:15:19,708
You've not only brought
our circus family together,
1389
01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:22,291
but you've brought
tons of other families together
1390
01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:25,291
to laugh and cheer
and eat overpriced cotton candy.
1391
01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:26,833
-Come on.
1392
01:15:26,916 --> 01:15:28,833
That's gotta count for something, right?
1393
01:15:29,666 --> 01:15:31,166
Chin up, kid.
1394
01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,833
You're making people happy.
1395
01:15:33,916 --> 01:15:35,625
That's no small thing.
1396
01:15:43,666 --> 01:15:47,083
Clowns are notoriously horrible liars.
1397
01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:48,333
Horatio.
1398
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:51,458
-What are you--
-I've just come to talk, my boy.
1399
01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:53,250
- Ladies and...
-Make it quick.
1400
01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,916
Just a moment of your time.
1401
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,916
...the return of Buffalo Bob's...
1402
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,250
Oh, yes, the grand re-opening
1403
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:06,416
of Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus.
1404
01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:09,875
Odd that you kept my brother's name.
1405
01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:13,291
Because it was his circus.
What do you want, Horatio?
1406
01:16:13,375 --> 01:16:15,083
I have a proposal for you.
1407
01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:17,250
What could you have
that I would possibly--
1408
01:16:17,333 --> 01:16:21,166
I'm offering you a chance
to become human again.
1409
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,000
Wait.
1410
01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:24,666
That's-- Is that--
1411
01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:25,750
Oh, yes.
1412
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,041
My cookie! Give it--
1413
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:28,166
Uh-uh-uh.
1414
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:30,208
Wouldn't want me to crush it to bits,
would you?
1415
01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:31,458
No, no, no! Please!
1416
01:16:32,291 --> 01:16:35,166
Just tell me what you want for it?
1417
01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:39,208
Why, my boy,
I simply want what was rightfully mine.
1418
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:41,833
The fame, the fortune...
1419
01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:44,375
the circus.
1420
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:46,625
-What?
-Once I have those animal crackers--
1421
01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:47,875
You want the crackers, too?
1422
01:16:47,958 --> 01:16:50,416
The circus is no good without them, is it?
1423
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,125
I... I can't!
1424
01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:55,416
I'll only make this offer once.
1425
01:16:55,916 --> 01:16:57,541
If you refuse...
1426
01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:02,000
Well, that's how the cookie crumbles.
1427
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:07,375
-Human again.
-Think of your family, Owen.
1428
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:11,833
-My family?
-Yes, your family.
1429
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:14,250
What would they want you to do?
1430
01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:16,250
My family.
1431
01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:19,250
Do you think they want
a filthy beast for a husband?
1432
01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:21,291
A father?
1433
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:24,375
My family.
1434
01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:27,666
Yes, yes, your family.
Now, do we have a deal?
1435
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,500
-No.
-Excellent! Wait. What?
1436
01:17:30,583 --> 01:17:32,166
-No deal.
-Are you mad?
1437
01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:34,791
Do you wish to remain a wretched animal
for the rest of your life?
1438
01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:35,750
You know what?
1439
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:39,250
If being a wretched animal
lets me keep my family together,
1440
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:41,875
-then, yeah, sign me up.
-Oh!
1441
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:45,666
Because I'll be a gorilla
or a horse or a rhinoceros
1442
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:49,250
or whatever filthy beast I have to be
1443
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:52,708
to keep my family together.
1444
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:58,375
I was afraid you would have
too much of my brother in you.
1445
01:17:58,458 --> 01:17:59,291
Oh, well.
1446
01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:02,041
It seems we'll have to do this
the hard way.
1447
01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:12,500
What?
1448
01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:14,416
What did you do?
1449
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:18,708
Apparently, one does not need to eat
the entire animal cracker
1450
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:21,875
to assume the attributes of said animal.
1451
01:18:24,291 --> 01:18:25,666
-No!
1452
01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:29,083
Hey, give me that!
1453
01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:30,583
-Now then...
- No!
1454
01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:33,375
...let's conclude our business, shall we?
1455
01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:35,875
-Get off me.
-After all, a deal is a deal.
1456
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:39,333
And I would rather not deal
with an 800-pound gorilla.
1457
01:18:42,791 --> 01:18:43,750
Ah.
1458
01:18:44,708 --> 01:18:48,250
Yes, I would rather deal
with pathetic little you.
1459
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:50,166
Hey, what's all the barking about?
1460
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,208
Horatio?
1461
01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:54,250
Owen!
1462
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:56,458
You're you again!
1463
01:18:56,541 --> 01:19:01,416
Now, attention acrobats,
jugglers, stage hands, clowns.
1464
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:02,875
They make me sick.
1465
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:07,500
I would like to announce
the immediate takeover of this circus.
1466
01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:11,875
As of this moment, you are all fired.
1467
01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:14,208
-Bullet...
1468
01:19:15,833 --> 01:19:17,041
...man!
1469
01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,333
Nice work, Bulletman.
1470
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:26,541
Everybody grab a cookie!
1471
01:19:30,291 --> 01:19:32,208
No! Stop them!
1472
01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:53,958
Is that the best you got?
Hey, Stabby, my turn!
1473
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,708
Ah!
1474
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:01,375
Excuse us. Sorry.
1475
01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:04,708
Why did you drag me here?
You know how I feel about the--
1476
01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,458
Did you see that?
1477
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:09,041
That bunny rabbit turtle thing
1478
01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:12,833
just got drop-kicked
by a duck-billed platypus!
1479
01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:15,083
It's just a classic.
1480
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:18,000
Ooh.
1481
01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:22,750
-Horatio, got the box!
-Ya!
1482
01:20:26,625 --> 01:20:28,000
-Whoa!
-Hey.
1483
01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,375
Got it.
1484
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:56,708
Ha-ha!
1485
01:20:57,666 --> 01:20:58,958
Oh, poop.
1486
01:21:26,416 --> 01:21:29,083
Thank you very much, clown!
1487
01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:34,666
Tally-ho!
1488
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:45,958
- Got it!
1489
01:21:46,041 --> 01:21:47,375
And I've got you!
1490
01:21:47,458 --> 01:21:49,750
Sorry, Horatio, but I can't...
1491
01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:51,666
stick around.
1492
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:53,000
Yeow!
1493
01:21:57,541 --> 01:21:58,500
Ow!
1494
01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:05,833
Fools!
1495
01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:08,416
Look at you!
1496
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:10,291
A hippopotamus.
1497
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:11,583
Giraffes.
1498
01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:13,291
Monkeys.
1499
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:14,250
Bah!
1500
01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:18,125
You lack the vision
to truly create something
1501
01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:20,541
the world has never seen.
1502
01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:22,833
You use them to entertain,
1503
01:22:22,916 --> 01:22:29,583
but I...
I will use them to rule the world!
1504
01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:49,166
Behold!
1505
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:52,833
I am Horatio the Chimera.
1506
01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:56,166
I am a god!
1507
01:22:57,291 --> 01:23:00,000
Horatio! Brother, stop this!
1508
01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:02,166
What did you say?
1509
01:23:02,250 --> 01:23:03,666
Please, Horatio.
1510
01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:04,916
Uncle Bob?
1511
01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:08,583
-Robert?
- You must stop this madness!
1512
01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:09,708
Talia?
1513
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,541
But I thought you were both killed.
1514
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:17,583
Not killed,
but we can never be human again.
1515
01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:21,916
You see, that fire you started
destroyed our human cookies.
1516
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,500
I didn't mean to.
1517
01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:24,416
I know.
1518
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:25,750
And...
1519
01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:29,041
what's in the past is in the past.
1520
01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:31,458
But look around you, brother.
1521
01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:35,458
Is this really how you want to be seen?
1522
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:38,875
How you want to live your life? Like this?
1523
01:23:39,791 --> 01:23:41,250
A monster?
1524
01:23:44,875 --> 01:23:47,625
Better this than a broken-down old man,
Robert.
1525
01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:49,083
Or a dog.
1526
01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:50,541
Don't you think?
1527
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:52,541
What I think, Horatio, is...
1528
01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:55,708
...you're better than this.
1529
01:23:56,375 --> 01:23:57,666
Then you're a fool!
1530
01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:01,291
No!
1531
01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:05,416
Bulletman, get in your cannon!
1532
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:06,500
Bulletman.
1533
01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:11,833
Okay.
1534
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:15,875
Don't eat this until after I fire you.
1535
01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:16,791
Bulletman!
1536
01:24:20,125 --> 01:24:21,416
Ready?
1537
01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:26,208
Bulletman!
1538
01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:28,583
Bulletman!
1539
01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:30,750
Bulletman, now!
1540
01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:34,166
Oh, poop.
1541
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,916
Yeow!
1542
01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:55,125
Kitty!
1543
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,791
-Mackenzie! No!
- No!
1544
01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:12,958
No!
1545
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:16,666
Gotcha!
1546
01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:19,000
-Hi, Auntie Kitty.
1547
01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:22,416
Hello, my little monkey Mackenzie darling.
1548
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:31,166
This ends now.
1549
01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:44,583
Do you not see the utter futility
of your endeavors, boy?
1550
01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:48,916
Can you not smell the destruction
of all you know and love?
1551
01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:51,916
You are lost.
1552
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:14,916
There is no hope!
1553
01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:21,458
Owen!
1554
01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:35,416
Mackenzie!
1555
01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:40,416
-Mackenzie!
1556
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,416
No!
1557
01:27:14,166 --> 01:27:15,750
Mackenzie, jump!
1558
01:27:24,083 --> 01:27:25,333
Zoe, look.
1559
01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:35,833
Zoe?
1560
01:27:38,708 --> 01:27:40,083
It has to be somewhere. Come on.
1561
01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:41,083
Zoe?
1562
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:42,875
I got it.
1563
01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:44,500
Zoe?
1564
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:56,083
Don't mess with my family!
1565
01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:00,416
Chesterfield!
1566
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:01,583
Now!
1567
01:28:10,208 --> 01:28:13,000
No. No!
1568
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,875
Blast you all!
1569
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:18,500
I'm Horatio P. Huntington!
1570
01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:20,833
I will not be silenced!
1571
01:28:20,916 --> 01:28:23,250
I will have my revenge!
1572
01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:27,625
Victory shall be mine!
1573
01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:49,833
What are you doing?
1574
01:28:49,916 --> 01:28:53,291
Unhand me this instant,
you over-muscled oaf!
1575
01:28:53,833 --> 01:28:56,666
I hold it true, what e'er befall.
1576
01:28:57,166 --> 01:29:00,125
I feel it when I sorrow most.
1577
01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:03,500
'Tis better to have loved and lost
1578
01:29:03,916 --> 01:29:06,791
than never to have loved...
1579
01:29:07,458 --> 01:29:09,000
at all.
1580
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:15,291
-Bulletman!
-Bulletman!
1581
01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:16,250
Bulletman!
1582
01:29:17,750 --> 01:29:19,208
Bulletman!
1583
01:29:27,625 --> 01:29:28,708
Ah!
1584
01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:34,416
How will we ever top this performance?
1585
01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:36,458
I have no idea.
1586
01:29:59,083 --> 01:30:01,208
What about the Zucchini?
1587
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:02,500
What about you?
1588
01:30:03,250 --> 01:30:04,958
Change me back!
1589
01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:07,583
Let me explain.
1590
01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:10,291
You ate the broken pieces, you doofuses!
1591
01:30:10,375 --> 01:30:14,125
That means
you have broken pieces in the box.
1592
01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:15,125
Don't you get it?
1593
01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:17,708
It's gonna take time
to figure out who's who.
1594
01:30:17,791 --> 01:30:20,750
You want his arm and his leg on your body?
1595
01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:23,500
Tiny little body.
1596
01:30:23,583 --> 01:30:24,500
Point taken.
1597
01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:25,750
-It's cool.
-We're good.
1598
01:30:25,833 --> 01:30:29,125
Take your time. The Zucchini can wait.
1599
01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:32,000
How dare you?
1600
01:30:32,083 --> 01:30:33,750
Do you not know what I am?
1601
01:30:33,833 --> 01:30:35,125
Who I am?
1602
01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:36,708
Let me out of here!
1603
01:30:37,208 --> 01:30:38,500
Please?
1604
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:52,833
Oh, I've missed those lips.
1605
01:30:53,916 --> 01:30:56,125
-We did it, Zoe.
-We did.
1606
01:30:56,708 --> 01:30:59,166
Aw. Just wish my dad could've--
1607
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:00,916
Could've what, sweetie?
1608
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,833
-Dad?
-I saw what you two did out there.
1609
01:31:03,916 --> 01:31:05,500
The heroics!
1610
01:31:05,583 --> 01:31:06,833
The chemistry!
1611
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:09,541
That whole changing into animals thing!
1612
01:31:09,625 --> 01:31:11,625
I mean, just fantastic!
1613
01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:17,291
Owen, I'm so sorry
for the way I've treated you.
1614
01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:20,083
You're no nincompoop, quite the opposite.
1615
01:31:20,833 --> 01:31:24,208
And, Zoe, you are an amazing woman.
1616
01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:26,666
But, of course, I've always known that.
1617
01:31:26,750 --> 01:31:27,958
Aw.
1618
01:31:28,041 --> 01:31:29,333
I love you, Dad.
1619
01:31:30,916 --> 01:31:34,041
-Grandpa!
-Ha-ha! Hey, there, little monkey!
1620
01:31:34,125 --> 01:31:35,791
You were terrific!
1621
01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:38,041
Guess what, Grandpa. I'm in the circus!
1622
01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:40,208
In it? You're gonna be the star!
1623
01:31:42,916 --> 01:31:44,500
Let's go get you cleaned up.
1624
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:50,666
So, it turns out Binkley
is precisely the genius you said she was.
1625
01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:51,625
Oh, gee.
1626
01:31:51,708 --> 01:31:54,875
She's concocted something quite amazing.
1627
01:31:54,958 --> 01:31:57,166
Binkley really was a genius.
1628
01:31:57,666 --> 01:31:59,666
Wait till you see what she came up with.
1629
01:32:05,750 --> 01:32:08,291
So, how'd it go?
1630
01:32:08,375 --> 01:32:09,416
We're about to find out.
1631
01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:12,666
-They just went on sale minutes ago.
-Uh, what went on sale?
1632
01:32:12,750 --> 01:32:15,166
Remember those dog biscuits
that turned our skin crazy colors?
1633
01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:16,375
-Vividly.
-How could I forget?
1634
01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:18,125
-I think I threw up on your shoes.
-Oof.
1635
01:32:18,208 --> 01:32:20,625
Binkley found a way
to turn those failed experiments
1636
01:32:20,708 --> 01:32:23,166
into a new business venture!
1637
01:32:23,250 --> 01:32:25,333
Oh, so what do they do?
1638
01:32:25,416 --> 01:32:26,666
See for yourself.
1639
01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:31,666
They just love it!
1640
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:34,125
Look at them. They're having a blast!
1641
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,750
But, I mean, how will they change back?
1642
01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:40,083
-There we go. Yup.
-Wow.
1643
01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:43,541
We thought it best
not to advertise that part.
1644
01:32:46,291 --> 01:32:47,916
-That was a big one.
1645
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,000
But that's fun.
1646
01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:51,958
Wow, you still find it funny, I see.
Still like it.
1647
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:57,291
Ha-ha! We're going to be rich, partner.
1648
01:32:57,375 --> 01:32:59,916
Partner?
I've never been one of those.
1649
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,916
I mean, like in a game maybe,
but not like in a business.
1650
01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:05,791
Whee!
1651
01:33:06,666 --> 01:33:07,583
Bravo!
1652
01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:09,125
Wonderful, Mackenzie.
1653
01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:10,916
You are natural.
1654
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:13,416
Daddy! Daddy!
Did you see me ride the pony?
1655
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:15,750
Did I? You're fantastic!
1656
01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:17,208
Auntie Talia taught me!
1657
01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:20,291
She will be the star in no time.
1658
01:33:20,375 --> 01:33:21,791
Just like you, sweetie.
1659
01:33:23,708 --> 01:33:24,708
Whoa.
1660
01:33:24,791 --> 01:33:28,625
Look at you, my gypsy princess.
1661
01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:29,541
Queen.
1662
01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:31,583
-Queen?
1663
01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:33,875
Do you want me to tell you your fortune?
1664
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:35,625
I think I already know it.
1665
01:33:35,708 --> 01:33:37,500
Oh, yeah? What is it?
1666
01:33:37,583 --> 01:33:39,166
I live happily ever after.
1667
01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:40,791
Owen.
1668
01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,250
It's showtime!
1669
01:33:43,333 --> 01:33:45,083
Places! Let's take our places!
1670
01:33:45,166 --> 01:33:47,125
Owen, sweetie, you're up next.
1671
01:33:47,208 --> 01:33:50,208
Ladies and gentlemen!
1672
01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:56,291
Welcome to Buffalo Bob's
Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus!
1673
01:33:57,375 --> 01:33:58,208
Prepare for...
1674
01:33:58,291 --> 01:34:00,125
Well, that's new.
1675
01:34:00,208 --> 01:34:01,916
And a little dangerous.
1676
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:03,833
What's life without a little danger?
1677
01:34:03,916 --> 01:34:05,041
Ooh. Who is that guy?
1678
01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:06,125
I like that guy.
1679
01:34:06,541 --> 01:34:10,791
Prepare yourselves
for something truly amazing!
1680
01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:12,000
All right.
1681
01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:13,000
Wish me luck.
1682
01:34:13,083 --> 01:34:13,916
Good luck.
1683
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:19,125
Prepare yourself
for something truly incredible!
1684
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:21,625
Hey, and, you know,
don't burn the place down.
1685
01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:23,750
Prepare yourself
1686
01:34:23,833 --> 01:34:28,500
for something truly magical!
1687
01:34:57,250 --> 01:35:00,916
I'm living my patience and my motivation
I put them on separate teams
1688
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:04,083
Maybe I found someone I really need
1689
01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:07,958
Well, baby, you with it or not
Not important, 'cause what you do to me
1690
01:35:08,041 --> 01:35:10,958
You help me find my sense of urgency
1691
01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:17,125
And time flies, I wish I would've
Met with someone psychic
1692
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:24,333
'Cause my, my
It took some time for me to realize it
1693
01:35:25,916 --> 01:35:29,250
'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1694
01:35:29,333 --> 01:35:32,666
Why take any longer?
The feeling's getting stronger
1695
01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:39,208
No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore!
1696
01:35:40,083 --> 01:35:43,291
'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1697
01:35:43,375 --> 01:35:46,875
I ain't Nostradamus
But the future is upon us
1698
01:35:46,958 --> 01:35:53,541
No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore
1699
01:35:53,625 --> 01:35:55,416
Anymore, yeah
1700
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,375
I know that you're hoping
That this is The Notebook
1701
01:35:57,458 --> 01:35:59,291
But baby as you will see
1702
01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:02,333
Mr. Gosling ain't got nothing on me
1703
01:36:02,416 --> 01:36:04,458
Like Noah and Allie
When Harry met Sally
1704
01:36:04,541 --> 01:36:09,291
We knew this had to be
The kind of love that lasts eternally
1705
01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:15,625
And I know that some will say
That it could end in heartache
1706
01:36:16,875 --> 01:36:22,291
But, my dear, you only fear
The chances that we don't take
1707
01:36:24,166 --> 01:36:27,625
'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1708
01:36:27,708 --> 01:36:30,958
Why take any longer?
The feeling's getting stronger
1709
01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:37,416
No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore!
1710
01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:41,625
'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1711
01:36:41,708 --> 01:36:45,125
I ain't Nostradamus
But the future is upon us
1712
01:36:45,208 --> 01:36:51,916
No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore!
1713
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:53,791
Anymore, yeah
1714
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:59,833
'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1715
01:36:59,916 --> 01:37:02,666
-Don't let it pass, babe
-'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1716
01:37:02,750 --> 01:37:05,375
'Cause the future comes fast, yeah
1717
01:37:06,708 --> 01:37:09,916
'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1718
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:13,500
Why take any longer longer?
The feeling's getting stronger
1719
01:37:13,583 --> 01:37:19,958
No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore
1720
01:37:20,625 --> 01:37:24,083
'Cause today is yesterday's tomorrow
1721
01:37:24,166 --> 01:37:27,625
I ain't Nostradamus
But the future is upon us
1722
01:37:27,708 --> 01:37:34,083
No, I can't wait
I can't wait anymore
1723
01:37:34,166 --> 01:37:38,333
Anymore, yeah
Today is yesterday's tomorrow
1724
01:37:38,958 --> 01:37:41,625
Today is yesterday's tomorrow
1725
01:37:42,333 --> 01:37:45,916
-Today is yesterday's tomorrow
-Today is yesterday's tomorrow
1726
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:48,791
Today is yesterday's tomorrow
1727
01:37:49,416 --> 01:37:52,500
Today is yesterday's tomorrow
1728
01:37:52,583 --> 01:37:56,375
Why take longer?
The feeling's getting stronger
1729
01:37:56,458 --> 01:38:00,000
-Today is yesterday's tomorrow
-Oh, yeah
1730
01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:03,208
Today is yesterday's tomorrow
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