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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:01,758 "Nobody is going to take my pride," 2 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:07,951 "Nobody is going to hold me down..." 3 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,673 What are you doing? You want to be a singer? 4 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,873 I think this song is very meaningful. 5 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,838 So I want to fire up my spirit! 6 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,071 Do you know that you are hurting my ears?! 7 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,670 What are we going to do tonight? 8 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,272 Tonight? We are going to cheat on Big Eye Man. 9 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,238 I have the whole plan set up already! 10 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,914 Master, why do you look like shit today?! 11 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,070 Come on! 12 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,510 My sister is weird, all of a sudden she wanted to go study. 13 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,669 Let her go! 14 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,159 It's okay to go study! 15 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,992 But she is studying something like forest mangement, 16 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,309 that is weird. 17 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,792 We always talk about... 18 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,316 Don't give up a forest because of a single tree. 19 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,635 You got the forest. 20 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,598 But you do need a person to take care of it. 21 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,559 What? You want to know the truth? 22 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,193 Let me tell you, my sister dumped you already, 23 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,839 forget it. 24 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,071 Her first love lives in Canada. 25 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,112 He is 6 feet 4 inches tall, looks like Leonardo Dicapio. 26 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,191 - You are almost 40 yeas old already... - Okay... 27 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,276 2 more years, 28 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,271 you will start losing your sexual ability. Your eyesight will get worse... 29 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,589 - Old man with no money... - Okay... 30 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,670 My sister will commit suicide for sure. 31 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,355 Enough! You don't have to be this straight. 32 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:30,835 You don't like it? 33 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:35,114 "I wanna go to the big bit world..." 34 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,516 Big Eye Man, are we going to play the Big 2? 35 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,351 I didn't do gamble on horse races 36 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,232 because you told me there is a loser coming. 37 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,193 Hold it... 38 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,396 I won again! 39 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,349 We have to wait for him, I don't know him that well. 40 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,117 What is the matter with him? 41 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,274 - Brother Man. - What? 42 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,749 There is a guy named King and he said that he wants to come in. 43 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,397 Bring him in. 44 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,589 He is here... 45 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,230 Thanks! 46 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,676 Let me introduce to you. 47 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,511 This is Nat. 48 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:09,512 Hello, Nat! 49 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,237 Dragon. 50 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,031 Nice to meet you. 51 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,396 What is your name? 52 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,277 I am King! 53 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,391 He is Brother King. 54 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,239 What king? Who do you think you are? 55 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,390 Brother Dragon wants to lose this quickly? 56 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,513 Enough! Deal it! 57 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,553 This place is famous for being fair. 58 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:28,510 We will bet with cash. 59 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:33,549 If anyone cheats, he will have to leave a hand here. 60 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:34,552 Understand? 61 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,915 I know! Do you think I am a rookie? 62 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,190 Let's begin! 63 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,676 Find the banker now. 64 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,269 How much does a card cost? 65 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,949 We play for the first time, $3,000 each, okay? 66 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,639 - Okay! - Hurry. 67 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,638 I don't have the diamond 3. 68 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,233 Who has it? Hurry up! 69 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:04,955 I have it... 70 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,750 I will go first. 71 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,513 Four 3s and a king?! 72 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:11,596 - Pass! - Anyone? 73 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:12,317 Pass! 74 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,391 Luckily my straight flush can beat him. 75 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,431 Are you going to pass? 76 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,550 Wait! 77 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,679 Mine is just a little bigger than yours. 78 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,757 Such bad luck on the first hand. 79 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,909 - Pass! - Pass! 80 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,679 Pass! Continue. 81 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,789 A pair of 6s! 82 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,395 I have pairs! 83 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,509 Big 2. 84 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,230 Sorry, you have to lose 4 times. 85 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,237 You lost $1 50,000 on your first hand! Do you bring enough money? 86 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,076 For the past few years, today's bet is the lowest bet. 87 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,309 You go first! 88 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,077 One 4! 89 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,350 One card? 90 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,079 One card?! You have lots of big cards, haven't you? 91 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,270 One 6! 92 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,156 One 9! 93 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,031 9! 94 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,674 What is the matter with you? My nine is bigger than yours. 95 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,235 I took the wrong card, okay? 96 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,078 You have to give up your chance this time. Next. 97 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,028 I will use my 2 of hearts, okay? 98 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:20,911 Who got the big 2? 99 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,270 I do! 100 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,515 You don't have to be in such a rush?! 101 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,273 I really want to go! 102 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,270 I got an ace full house! 103 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:33,995 What the hell? 104 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,913 If you have good cards that can beat it use it now. 105 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,589 What good cards? 106 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,079 Two 2s already were used, I think no one is able to beat ace full house. 107 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,429 I got all the good cards. 108 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:41,630 Four 5s. 109 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,388 This sucks! 110 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,430 $100,000 again! 111 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,392 What did you do last night? You forgot to wash your damn hands? 112 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,432 Shut up, you have to pay too. 113 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,277 You have to pay too. 114 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,590 You too! 115 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,274 Thanks... 116 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,229 Wait. 117 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,152 What? 118 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,751 Kid, I think you are cheating. 119 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,435 Go to hell! I didn't cheat! 120 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:13,637 I will show it to you. 121 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,118 If I am cheating, why would I deal such bad cards to myself?! 122 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,959 I know. 123 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,639 You deal all the good cards to this guy with white hair. 124 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,674 He got such good cards. 125 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,037 Don't blame me! I don't know him. 126 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,755 Do you know him? 127 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,672 Take it easy. 128 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,549 Just put all the money in there. 129 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,670 Hey man, you are breaking the rules! 130 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,114 What rules?! They cheated. 131 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,150 All rules are useless now. 132 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,273 - Put it in there. - Don't get mad! 133 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,193 You too! Hurry... 134 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,515 All of you freeze! 135 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,392 Go over to that table. 136 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,429 Put all the money in there. 137 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,270 Quick! 138 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:56,956 Don't move! 139 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,396 You killed him! 140 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:08,597 Really? 141 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:10,829 Hold this. 142 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,156 I will go first. 143 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,429 - What? - Let's go. 144 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,111 Hold this! I will go check it out. 145 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,195 Boss, where are you going? 146 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,713 What? I am getting ready to go into fugitive. 147 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,314 You don't have to go anymore! We got tricked by three swindlers. 148 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,191 Damn it! 149 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,277 There are so many fools in this world. 150 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,191 With our brains, 151 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,719 we will be rich for sure. 152 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:41,756 I am telling you this because you are my cousin. 153 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,512 If you work with us... 154 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,312 we will be rich for sure! 155 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,594 I don't think so. 156 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,910 Man is not simple. 157 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,908 I think we should go abroad and hide. 158 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,077 Master, please respect me a little. 159 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,629 When you talk to me, can you look at me please? 160 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:57,950 If we are going out, 161 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,111 why don't we go to Las Vegas? 162 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,874 You know, I think I have too much money, I want fun! 163 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:03,597 Right... 164 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,715 - You have too much money, right? - Right. 165 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,677 Why don't you just lose your money to me, let's play the Big 2. 166 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,029 Are you kidding?! 167 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,078 You want me to win? 168 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,078 You guys go ahead, I will go read over there. 169 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,233 Come on... 170 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,594 I am happy that you want to play the Big 2 with me. 171 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,312 Do you know that? 172 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,953 there is a song about the Big 2, 173 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,235 that's my song. 174 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,557 Ace and king are seeding me. 175 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,797 Massage money comes from straight and flush. 176 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,559 The car payment relies on the full house. 177 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,790 A big 2 can support the whole family. 178 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,033 I am worried about you. 179 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,032 Thanks for your concern! Deal please. 180 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,995 Diamond 3 goes first. 181 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,431 What are you looking at?! Diamond 3 goes first. 182 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,550 Three of a kind? 183 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,515 I will pass. 184 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,997 Look at it, full house. 185 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,753 Why do you have all the small cards? 186 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,514 Not five cards again, right? 187 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,919 Small straight, you lose four times! 188 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:28,429 Crazy! 189 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:49,830 I will go first. 190 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,149 Wait. 191 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:52,032 What. 192 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,076 Nothing! 193 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,110 What are you looking at? 194 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,153 None of your business! Come on. 195 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,156 A pair of 3s. 196 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,753 What? Are you going to pass? 197 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:16,796 Pass. 198 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,077 A pair of 4s! 199 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:19,956 Pass. 200 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,918 You don't have a pair?! 201 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,195 A pair of 5s! 202 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:23,917 Pass. 203 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,389 - A pair of 6s! - Pass 204 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,874 - A pair of 8s! - Pass. 205 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,189 You really don't have a pair? 206 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:29,152 A pair of 9s! 207 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:29,991 Are they all small cards? 208 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,229 I have only one card left, are you going to go or not? 209 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,037 Pass. 210 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,195 If you pass you will lose 4 times. 211 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,834 Crazy! 212 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,588 Where is Dragon? 213 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:39,397 Master. 214 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:41,751 Oh no... 215 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,390 I saw a girl and her tits are this big. 216 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,350 But she is different than other big breasts. 217 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,999 She is very cute and active. 218 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,912 Everybody loves her. 219 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:50,591 Where is she? 220 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,235 Coming. 221 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,512 Where is the karaoke? 222 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,392 - Over there. - Over there! 223 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,311 You sex maniac! 224 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,318 Come here... Hurry, why are you so slow? 225 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,228 Why are you so mean to people? 226 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,793 When a man sees a girl with big breasts, 227 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,393 he will get horny. 228 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,954 If you don't treat them meaner, 229 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,559 they will take advantage of you. 230 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,398 We came to Hong Kong to make money, right? 231 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,753 I remember all rich men's faces... 232 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,751 I read in the newspaper. 233 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,792 You three assholes! You think you are rich? 234 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:35,272 I'm the 3rd son of Bill Gates. 235 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,113 You're the 3rd person I met today... 236 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,395 who claimed he is Bill's son. 237 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,192 Who is real? 238 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:43,990 Which one of you is real? 239 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,195 Asshole! 240 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:46,597 Let's go. 241 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,274 You are mean! This is cash! 242 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,431 - Kill them! Kill them... - Let's go 243 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:52,990 Let's go... 244 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,316 Kill them! Kill them... 245 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,794 Master, let's split up. 246 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:57,717 Kill him... 247 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,155 Don't run... 248 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,077 This Big Eye Man is something! Even the police helps him too. 249 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:07,797 Go over there! 250 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,792 Don't run... Stop! 251 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,350 Sorry! 252 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,636 Asshole! 253 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,192 How dare you cheat on Brother Man?! 254 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,394 Don't run... Stop! 255 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:28,791 Jump! 256 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,349 Don't run! 257 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,357 Why did you tell me to jump? We jumped into their net. 258 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,630 Why didn't you jump far? 259 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,836 I jumped farer than you! 260 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,512 Shut up! 261 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,516 If I didn't come back to save you, 262 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,113 I wouldn't have been caught! 263 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:55,990 Officer... 264 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,949 Officer... 265 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,759 Where you put me in here? 266 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,755 You have a crab on your head. 267 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,550 He is something! It's amazing to see him alive. 268 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,313 Miss... 269 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,954 No matter what you're going to sue me 270 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,874 you shouldn't put me in here! 271 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,877 Has anyone told you that you look like Leon before? 272 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:26,831 No! 273 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,873 You are right! You don't look like him at all. 274 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,391 Sir... Sir. 275 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,909 Sir, I think you're their boss... 276 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,828 why did you take me here? 277 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,519 Brother King, we didn't want to arrest you. 278 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,908 Someone wants to see you. 279 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,354 We don't know anything... 280 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,953 about this meeting at all. 281 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:53,836 Do you understand? 282 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:54,677 No. 283 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,309 You will understand after you go there. 284 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,030 How come no one is here? 285 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,350 Come in. 286 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,150 Call me Mr. Kiang. 287 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,876 Sit down please. 288 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,872 How come Hong Kong police speak Mandarin? 289 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,918 I am not with the Hong Kong police. 290 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,112 I am a central intelligent agent from China. 291 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,869 He's got more power than a superintendent. 292 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,833 I don't have an identity here. 293 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,949 Brother King, 294 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,152 we picked you out from 200 other candidates. 295 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,271 I hope you will do something for your country. 296 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,389 I am only a gambler. 297 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,831 Right! We need a good gambler. 298 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,550 Look. 299 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,079 This is Peter Chu. 300 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:55,514 Three years ago, he appeared as a trustable constructer in China. 301 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,551 He signed several main projects. 302 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,076 But after years of flooding. 303 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,708 We dicovered that all the buildings... 304 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,669 he built were badly constructed. 305 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,993 He stole lots of money from the country. 306 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,672 Kill him then. 307 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,391 All other officers who cheated with him have all been prosecuted already. 308 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,112 Only he got away and fled to America. 309 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,793 He also fled with $4,000,000,000 of renminbi. 310 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,190 Look. 311 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,829 This is Peter Chu, we know that he loves gambling very much. 312 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,513 He has rented a presidential suite... 313 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,636 in Las Vegas. 314 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,274 He has been hiding there since. 315 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,955 American mobs and some political power holders are backing him up. 316 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,109 We can bring him back. 317 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,995 We tried to send men to go arrest him for three times. 318 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,714 None of them made it back! 319 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,194 You want us to be your fourth try? 320 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,359 If you can bring back Peter Chu alive, 321 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,598 put him on a plane to Hong Kong. 322 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,076 And bring back $4,000,000,000... 323 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,033 that he stole from our country. 324 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,713 We will give you 2% of it as your salary. 325 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,714 You want us to risk our lives for $80,000,000?! 326 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,111 Goodbye! 327 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,436 Let's go! 328 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,076 You made a deal with them?! 329 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,633 The police suspects that you gamble illegally, assault, cheating, 330 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,358 and also stealing old lady's underwear. 331 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,073 We have to detain you for 48 hours. 332 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,191 You like this room or the detention cell? 333 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,311 See! Police's really powerful! 334 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,116 "Dragon : I was caught." 335 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,596 "Please answer the call." 336 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,715 Answer the call! 337 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:43,756 It may be Dragon's call. 338 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,035 Speak, God of Gamblers! 339 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:56,395 "Nobody is going to take my pride," "nobody is going to hold me down." 340 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,440 Master, don't worry about me! 341 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,949 After my death, 342 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,796 just burn me a paper girl with big tits. 343 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,750 Where are you? 344 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,638 I am at... 345 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,712 King, we have Dragon. 346 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,439 Pay me $30,000,000 if you are smart. 347 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,075 Or your friend will die. 348 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,789 I don't have $30,000,000! 349 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,957 Why don't you check where this call comes from? 350 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:21,677 Okay. 351 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,793 Hu-r-r-y! 352 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,637 Yes! 353 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,839 Give me some time! 354 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,269 Anything you want to say? 355 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,599 Master, please think... 356 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,992 when you marry my sister, 357 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,273 and I am not going to be there, it will be too bad. 358 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,679 It's only $30,000,000, you can get that money easily. 359 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,630 I will cheer for you, listen. 360 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,629 "Nobody is going to take my pride..." 361 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,715 Enough... 362 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,114 Master. 363 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,512 Where is Big Eye Man? 364 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,319 One week, you will have to report to me everyday. 365 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,079 Or we will cut off his hand. 366 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,754 If there is any scar on Dragon, 367 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,114 you'll pay for it. 368 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,838 You look like you need some money. 369 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,791 Okay! I agree to take the deal. 370 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,037 But I want 3%! Which is 0. 12 billion! 371 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,190 That is not a big problem! 372 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,120 But if anything happens in America, 373 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,357 we and the Hong Kong police will not be responsible for anything. 374 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,434 We don't care what you do. 375 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,519 But I will support you spiritually! 376 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,719 We are going to Las Vegas this time! 377 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,670 Wait! 378 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,438 Let's see who is tougher! 379 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:02,716 Let's go! 380 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,759 Las Vegas is so big, 381 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,433 where are we going to find Peter Chu? 382 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:22,870 I found it! 383 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:24,757 What? 384 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,792 There are two beautiful girls by the pool! 385 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,515 What is it got to do with Peter Chu? 386 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,389 I didn't say I have found Peter Chu! 387 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,794 I said that I have found two girls. 388 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,199 Who said that Hong Kong people are not reliable? 389 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,233 Taiwanese are worse. 390 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,592 Told us to meet them here but where are they now? 391 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,037 We took a 20 hours' long flight for nothing. 392 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,312 He said that he is the son of a famous politician in Taiwan. 393 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,711 And I thought that we came from the same town, so I believed him! 394 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,037 We have used up our money, what should we do? 395 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,788 So what? We got the necessary tools to make money! 396 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,708 Honeys, we meet again! 397 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,032 Don't tell me... 398 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,077 you're Bill Gate's son! 399 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,918 Don't tell anyone else, but I am really his son. 400 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,195 But his by-blow! 401 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,790 Really? 402 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,951 Of course! So what! 403 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:11,990 I am staying in Ceasers Palace. 404 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,036 Where do you live? 405 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,949 Ceasers Palace too! 406 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:17,558 Really? 407 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,280 Sure! I think you two must be very lonely. 408 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,270 Why don't we leave together! 409 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:21,997 Okay! 410 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,429 Take the luggage for the ladies! 411 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,153 Let's go! 412 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,590 What is your name? 413 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,836 My name is Sammi! 414 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,591 What about you? 415 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,277 Betty! 416 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:32,796 What is your name? 417 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,678 My elder brother called Victor, my other brother called Richard, 418 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,909 and my name is Lukchard! 419 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,669 Lukchard?! 420 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,876 It is beautiful! 421 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,669 Cool! 422 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,909 Very tough! 423 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,359 Your boss is very nasty! 424 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,390 If he is not, how can you make money from him? 425 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:19,956 Want to take a look? 426 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:20,712 Yes... 427 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,551 Get closer. 428 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,114 Very good... 429 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:23,917 Very pretty! 430 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,308 Awsome. 431 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,714 Give me some space. 432 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:28,871 See over there. 433 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,112 - Awsome! - Wonderful! 434 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,675 Hurry... Over here! 435 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,671 What? 436 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,712 That guy looks like he is something. 437 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,790 Why don't we play with these two girls... 438 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:56,870 before we go look for Peter Chu? 439 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,959 You ass... 440 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:03,669 Don't say it. 441 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,273 I will be very sensitive about this! 442 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,031 What do you mean? 443 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,829 I will go crazy, I won't be able to control myself too. 444 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,876 Very scary! 445 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,792 Whatever standing next to me will suffer. So just don't say it! 446 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,196 Asshole! 447 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,395 What? 448 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,790 He is so mean! 449 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:25,996 It is very sexy! 450 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,150 I didn't mean it. 451 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,552 I didn't want to do this! 452 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,954 What are you doing? 453 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,549 He works for me, I can do whatever I want! Let's go. 454 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,951 He is cool! 455 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,517 Go back to your room and clean up yourself. 456 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,669 Get the honey ready! 457 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,835 What are we going to do? 458 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,111 Go to our room and get ready the honey! 459 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,599 Honey? 460 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,277 Excuse me! 461 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,156 One?! 462 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,998 I hate beggars walking in front of me! 463 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,389 It disturbs my concentration. 464 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:36,193 Really! I love to kick beggar's ass. 465 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,750 What is the matter with you? Your breath stinks. 466 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,194 Better than yours. 467 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,117 Chips please. 468 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,231 I just want one chip! 469 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,272 I will bet $10,000 on the player. 470 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,954 $50,000 on the player. 471 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:58,836 You can't get to look at the cards. 472 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,069 No card? 473 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,030 $100,000! 474 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,389 I am not going to bet on this hand! Have fun! 475 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,956 Cut? 476 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:15,790 One?! 477 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,830 Banker opens! 478 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,989 One for the player, seven for the banker. 479 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,112 One card for the player! 480 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,717 Picture! 481 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:32,950 Is it a picture? 482 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,116 It's a 2. 483 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,112 You only have 3, you will lose for sure. 484 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,156 Banker wins. 485 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,270 That idiot lost $1 00,000 because he wanted get to look at the cards. 486 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,069 What a stupid decision! 487 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,392 I will bet $100,000 on the banker! 488 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,511 I want to bet on the player! 489 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:57,950 Black jack! 490 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,790 Zero? 491 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:06,751 Eight! 492 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,398 Shit! It's a ten! 493 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,311 No! I made a mistake! It is a seven. 494 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,555 Card seven, I have 8! 495 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,830 So what? 496 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,519 I can get a nine and still kick your ass! 497 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,999 We will see. 498 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,316 Picture... 499 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:30,873 Nine... 500 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,678 Nine! 501 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,672 Shut the hell up! 502 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,793 It's all your fault again. 503 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,556 Oh, what's wrong?! 504 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,716 Congratulation! 505 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,909 All is your stupid fault?! 506 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,875 Okay Gentlemen, place your bet! 507 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,554 Player! 508 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:55,917 Banker! 509 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,719 Banker! 510 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:00,597 Player! 511 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,590 Which one are you going to bet on? 512 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,398 I am asking you! 513 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,157 I will bet on the banker! 514 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,230 I will bet on the player then! 515 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,788 You are trying to go against me! 516 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,313 Of course, 517 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,839 you look so ill-fated! 518 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,316 Card! 519 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,593 Read the chart for me. 520 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,079 Excuse me! Can I have a look of them? 521 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,269 Zero! 522 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:40,990 Excuse me! 523 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,757 Thanks! 524 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:46,870 Five! 525 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,397 Seven is enough to shut you up! 526 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,277 It's okay! We will win this time for sure. 527 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,238 Nine? What the hell?! 528 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,236 Zero again?! 529 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,390 What kind of card is this? 530 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,034 The card is yours! 531 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,030 How do I know what happened? 532 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,428 Sir, please stay, we have to check it up! 533 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,717 No need! He must be a cheater! 534 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,109 You are saying that I cheated? 535 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,952 Peter! What should we do? 536 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,439 How the hell do I know? 537 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,916 Why are you so mean?! 538 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,069 You talk back at me! How dare you? 539 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,834 You hit me?! 540 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,592 Baby, don't go! 541 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,074 There are lots of rich men in this world. 542 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,673 You can follow me if you want. 543 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,397 What are you talking about? 544 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,278 Nothing, but I got guts! 545 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,595 So what if I try to get your girl? 546 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,113 Dragon, collect the money for me! 547 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:42,877 Yes! 548 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,631 You can't leave, sir! Until everything is clear. 549 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,190 Sir my ass! I am your V.I.P. member! 550 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,999 V.I.P. my ass! Sit your ass down! 551 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,111 You are good! 552 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,675 I'm nothing! I work for him. 553 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,150 I like you! 554 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,157 Thanks! 555 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,829 I don't like you! 556 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,149 Don't cry... don't cry! 557 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,349 Lukchard loves you. 558 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,509 Where do you want to go? 559 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,953 To your room! 560 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,915 I am not that easy. 561 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,559 But since faith brought us together, 562 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,758 I will break the rules for you. 563 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,510 You like Mickey Mouse! 564 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,189 I love Mickey Mouse ever since I was little. 565 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,432 I have saved up couple special ones! Let me show you. 566 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,630 Is it cute? 567 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,958 Very cute! 568 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,758 Do you know where I put the last one? 569 00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,836 How would I know? 570 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,069 Here! 571 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,229 Wait. 572 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,597 Why the rush? I need to warm up first! 573 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:09,710 Really? 574 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,759 I can take care of it. 575 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,875 After you are done you will let me do you, right? 576 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,429 You are bad! 577 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,119 Good Kung-fu! 578 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,750 What a good move! 579 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,558 I have to try it! 580 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,832 Here comes the big daddy to the rescue... 581 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,275 Is it fun? Do you like me? 582 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,714 This is too exciting! 583 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,118 I haven't touched you yet, why you twist my nipple? 584 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,077 Again?! 585 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,353 Not a bad Mickey mouse nipple! 586 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,754 I can't take your punches already! Now you are trying to use a weapon... 587 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,553 Can we stop playing? 588 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,957 How come all men love to play rough?! 589 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,319 "Oh... Carol," 590 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,434 "everybody is naked..." 591 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,155 How does it feel? Is my girl good or not?! 592 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,153 Hey man, give me a chance. 593 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,152 You are something! 594 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,914 You are so stupid! 595 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,628 How dare you mess with me! You are toasted this time! 596 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,795 My hitman Dragon is deadly, he lives in the next door. 597 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,596 He thought that you were having fun so he took off already! 598 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,635 I heard that you like Mickey Mouse! 599 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,596 How do you know? 600 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,232 Look! I heard everything. 601 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,030 So I prepared... 602 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,115 a special Mickey Mouse gift for you. 603 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,710 You don't have to be so nice. 604 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,076 You are so kind! 605 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,156 Take a look! 606 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,672 You don't have to go this far?! 607 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,955 No! 608 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:59,072 Have you had a Mickey mouse shit-cake before? 609 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,992 I added vanilla for you. 610 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,872 - Go! - Help! 611 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:03,711 Stop it! 612 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,790 You cheater... 613 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,552 just love to sneak into people's room. 614 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,879 Thanks for your help! 615 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,109 I just ate shit! 616 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:20,951 I'm sorry! 617 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,398 Don't you think I can't see you. 618 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,270 Let him go! 619 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,669 Take it easy! We can make a deal! 620 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:37,837 Let him go! 621 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,399 Let's exchange, okay? 622 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,069 Okay, let him go! 623 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,396 Do it at the same time! 624 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,878 Let me give you a kiss! 625 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,995 Let go! 626 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,388 Let's be friends. 627 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,634 Security guard is coming. 628 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,791 Ha! Small eyes with big dick! 629 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,428 You are only... 630 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,433 as good as a slut! 631 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,435 You, I will remember you! 632 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,268 Whatever! Dragon! 633 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,995 This fool is not easy to handle! We need help! 634 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,315 We have two girls! 635 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,318 They are useless! They can't fight. 636 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,271 We need someone who can fight. 637 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,079 Why don't I go get the director who helped me in Hong Kong! 638 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,275 In Hong Kong? 639 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,431 No, he is working in Hollywood now, is name is Woo. 640 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,437 I know him too, John Woo, right? 641 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,676 No! His name is Handsome Wu! 642 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,716 This is it! 643 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,038 The fat boy really works in the Hollywood? 644 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,076 Yes! 645 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,677 What is wrong with Hollywood?! 646 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,834 What kind of movie company is this? 647 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,948 I think it's an X-rated movie company. 648 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,631 Handsome! 649 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,992 King, you came to visit me? 650 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,679 You really came to Hollywood to be a director? 651 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,109 A small time director. 652 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,269 I am working inside! 653 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,111 What is the movie called? 654 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,076 "Face off"! 655 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,673 Didn't John Woo direct that movie already? 656 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,709 Sorry, it's "Fuck off"! 657 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:11,990 Come on, man! 658 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,514 It's going to start soon. 659 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,236 You make X-rated movie? 660 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,072 No. 661 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,838 It is triple X-rated movie. 662 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,910 This company has a great future, 663 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:19,876 I have given it a Chinese name too. 664 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,274 It is called Dickyland. 665 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,158 I am going to build a Dickyland in Hong Kong soon. 666 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,355 I am going to make lots of money soon. 667 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,553 This is the director you are talking about? 668 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,152 Yes! 669 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,276 The Hong Kong directors come here to make C classed movies. 670 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,839 I make X-rated movie, I can make more money! 671 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,035 I make over 1 0 movies a year. 672 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,151 Later I'll make a movie called "The pen and I". 673 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,351 Then I will make "Shakespeare in make love". 674 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,879 After that I will make a big class movie. 675 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,114 Leonarde Dilaluim will star in 676 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,594 "Ti Land Wook"! 677 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,194 Awsome! 678 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,798 I need your help. 679 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,433 I will pay double this time. 680 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,077 You are my good friend, I will do my best. 681 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,599 But I have to take care of him first. 682 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,317 Wait. 683 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,589 Stand back. 684 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,791 What is that thing between that guys legs? 685 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,559 It looks like a fried rice roll. 686 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,354 No! It's a regular rice roll. 687 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,631 You are right! 688 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,235 No reaction what so ever. 689 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,630 Get up your useless dick! 690 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,399 Give me some more time! 691 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,239 Baby, come give me a hand. 692 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,113 Speak English, they can't understand Chinese. 693 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,595 Right! Baby, come help. 694 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,272 You are something! 695 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,669 He is useless! 696 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,355 Handsome, I came is... 697 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,393 because I want you to find me a girl to attract a fool. 698 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,198 If I have a beautiful girl... 699 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,510 then this fool will stand up for sure. 700 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,676 Little boy, give me some face and wake up, okay? 701 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,188 It's okay now! 702 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,277 Hello! 703 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,958 Don't look... 704 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,914 Why are you still searching for a beautiful girl? 705 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,399 She is the perfect candidate. 706 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,955 Can she? 707 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,878 Of course! Look! 708 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,279 Why do you want us to come watch X-rated movies? 709 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,317 I didn't ask you to watch, I want you to act in it. 710 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:42,996 No way! 711 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,833 Shut up! $1 00,000! 712 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,278 Who do you think we are? 713 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,716 $200,000! 714 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,839 I will pay... 715 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,954 I want to be the main actor! 716 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,631 I don't want you to make X-rated movies. 717 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,836 I just want you to attract Peter Chu. 718 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,515 Get him to fall for you. Seduce him to sleep with you. 719 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,915 I don't understand! 720 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,719 He is so rich, why does he need to lie? 721 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,352 He is so mean, we want to trick him a little. 722 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,274 Yeah! All girls knows how to do this! 723 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,234 Maybe you don't do this offen. 724 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,550 Let's do this... 725 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,793 I will be Peter Chu and you will try your skills on me. 726 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,871 If there is any mistake, I can correct it right away. 727 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,677 Come on! 728 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,036 Let me do it... 729 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,554 Okay... 730 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,715 No! This is too easy, 731 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,717 something more important is waiting for me. 732 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,756 Really? 733 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,115 I will go feed the crab! 734 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,397 Come on. 735 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,359 Yeah! Go. 736 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,433 No way! How can she be this good?! 737 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,959 It is nothing! This is only a regular reaction of a man! 738 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:06,517 Not bad, 739 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,754 just think of her as someone I don't like. 740 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,518 Someone you don't like... 741 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,275 Your shirt! 742 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,955 Very attractive! 743 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,797 It's okay, Dragon is not here right now. 744 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,517 No one will know... 745 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,396 what happened! 746 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,550 Hi! Someone delivered a tape to you. 747 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:39,511 Who? 748 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:40,950 Let's take a look! 749 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:15,310 Master... Pay them please. 750 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:19,832 Hello. 751 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,839 I didn't answer the phone! It's for you! 752 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,272 Hello! 753 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,670 After you watch this tape you will die... 754 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,910 No, Dragon will die. 755 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:29,309 Don't forget to pay. 756 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,277 Hello? 757 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,590 Hello? 758 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:35,997 Hello? 759 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,749 It's hung up! 760 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,354 No more time left, let's get to work! 761 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:50,870 Wait. 762 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,556 What? 763 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,750 I am scared! 764 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,719 What for? I have taught you for couple days already. 765 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,596 Let's go! 766 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:13,510 "Give me a 9, okay? " 767 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:17,872 "An 8 is okay too." 768 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,232 "8 or 9 is fine..." 769 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,436 I won't! I don't want to be with him. 770 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,159 Hey. 771 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:40,916 What? 772 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,993 What? 773 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,988 If you don't want to do it, 774 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,958 why didn't you tell me earlier? 775 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,114 We have the whole plan set up already. 776 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,396 What are you doing here? 777 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,150 Do you like me? 778 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,792 Of course! You are so beautiful, of course I like you! 779 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:03,870 Right? 780 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,228 Do you know that... 781 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:12,433 I fell in love with you last time when I met you by the pool. 782 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,554 When I saw you again at the airport, 783 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,679 I was so happy that I didn't know how to even describe it! 784 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,633 Do you like me? 785 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,790 Of course! You are so beautiful, of course I like you. 786 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:37,635 If you like me, 787 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,635 why you send me to seduce that evil man? 788 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,273 It's work! I am going to pay for your work. 789 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,309 What if I get raped? 790 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,555 Will you feel sad!? 791 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,759 It won't happen! We are looking after you! 792 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:57,830 Nothing is going to be wrong. 793 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,153 I am doing this for you. 794 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,711 Does it work? It's well experienced. 795 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,632 I know that falling in love with you... 796 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,039 means nothing good. 797 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,350 But I don't have to consider anymore. 798 00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,595 Too tired! 799 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,117 Just kidding. You are so old. 800 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,716 How come you are here? 801 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,148 You are good! When are you going to teach me how to kiss a girl? 802 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,829 Want me to kick your ass? 803 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,270 I saw everything! 804 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,035 Am I a bad person? 805 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,079 No! There is no good or bad in relationships. 806 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,111 The only matters is that who likes the other party the most. 807 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,390 If she likes you. 808 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,953 She will even sacrifice herself for you. 809 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,633 But you don't need her to do that. 810 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,116 Thanks! Get to work. 811 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,195 Beautiful! 812 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,958 Do you think you can win? 813 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:22,272 Very beautiful! 814 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,153 You think this card is pretty too? 815 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,516 Player or Baccarat, nothing! 816 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:38,677 Baby, you won. Aren't you happy? 817 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,396 I will bet on player this hand. 818 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,271 Player! 819 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,509 I like your personality! 820 00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,989 You lost? 821 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:01,313 I told you to bet on player with me. 822 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,953 If you listened to me you would have been able to make money. 823 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,796 Let's do this, you can have these chips. 824 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:08,797 I don't want it! 825 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:10,919 I knew you are here. 826 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,799 Easy! Just stay there! 827 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:14,711 Who told you to come? 828 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,916 You got a bad temper. 829 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,515 I learnt it from you. 830 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:20,557 Go back to your room. 831 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,430 What a punk! 832 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,158 A beautiful girl is following this dickhead! 833 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,956 Forget it! No more game, let's go to watch magic shows. 834 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:30,871 Cash please. 835 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,555 Good. 836 00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,958 It's that 2 dickheads again! 837 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,598 A beautiful girl is following a dickhead! 838 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,117 Thank you for your help! 839 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,153 No, no, no, thank you! 840 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,754 Go! Go! 841 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,111 Give her a hand... 842 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,908 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! 843 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,797 And now, is there anyone of the audiences willing to remove this curtain? 844 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,756 Sir, you, please! If you want! 845 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,149 Thank you very much. 846 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,036 Asshole! 847 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,193 Thanks, I am very shy. 848 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,157 I always wanted to hit a tiger. 849 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,157 But now I killed a tiger. 850 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,315 Thank you... 851 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,669 Baby, have some wine? 852 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,110 I am Betty! 853 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,120 Betty?! What a cute name! 854 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,113 They called me Dicky when I was little. 855 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,077 Now they called me Big Dick. 856 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:34,677 You are so beautiful, why are you following that asshole? 857 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,272 He is a gangster in Hong Kong, 858 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,348 my whole family is controled by him. 859 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,318 So what? 860 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:48,393 The most powerful gangsters in the world are in America. 861 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,793 But they are stupid. They go around and cause troubles. 862 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,348 But they don't have the guts to fight one to one. 863 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:58,275 All they do it to spend tons of money to shoot missile at people. 864 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:02,633 If they change that money into coins and throw it, 865 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,435 all the people in Yugoslavia will die. 866 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,394 You are well educated! 867 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,794 Of course. 868 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,108 Don't follow that asshole anymore! 869 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,510 Follow me. 870 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,752 You drunk the wine already, I will take that as a yes. 871 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,272 I will give you a gift. 872 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,869 Wait for me! 873 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,788 Go away! 874 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:34,677 Out! 875 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:35,790 Yes Sir! 876 00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,192 "Will we have sex tonight? " 877 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,634 "Of course!" 878 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,315 Finger prints scan. 879 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,789 Certify! Mr. Chu. 880 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,631 Thank you! 881 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,550 Who is it? 882 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,590 Why are you here? 883 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,792 I have told you many times. 884 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,316 I don't want to be bothered when I open the safe. 885 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,317 If I press it wrong three times, 886 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,070 the safe will release high heat and destroy everything in there. 887 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,036 You remember the password better than your ID number! 888 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,633 How will you press it wrong?! 889 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,596 Sit tight. 890 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,952 I wanted you to give me this ring for a year and you never did. 891 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,112 But now you are going to give it to that bitch. 892 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,349 Don't forget, 893 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,274 I helped you to get that 4 billion. 894 00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,509 Shut up! 895 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,199 You want to hit me?! 896 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,876 If I don't want to, no one dares to touch me. 897 00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:01,557 You... Iook so pretty when you are mad. 898 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:05,357 I am a man, it is normal for me to try get a woman onto a bed. 899 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,356 You are mine forever, be a little bit generous. 900 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:17,713 Let her wear this and be happy for couple of days. 901 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:22,351 After I am tired of her, I will steal the ring back for you. 902 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,879 You better keep your promise! 903 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,270 I swear! If I lie, 904 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,351 I will be used as a human missile and will be thrown to Yugoslavia. 905 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,714 Be good, don't get mad. 906 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,752 Sit here, rest and look after the safe for me! 907 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,910 Do you like it? 908 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:44,909 Is this for me? 909 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,039 Don't go back tonight. 910 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,316 I can't! He will kill my parents! 911 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,310 Your parents will die someday anyways! 912 00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,639 Why don't I go buy tickets for tomorrow night's show. 913 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:05,315 I will sneak out to meet you after the show starts. 914 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,195 Okay! And come back here. 915 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:14,430 No way! But I know there is a small motel around. 916 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,392 He knows too many people here. 917 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,273 I don't want to be noticed. 918 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,956 I like when a girl is cheating on his man! 919 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:25,991 That motel?! 920 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,629 Bye! 921 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,999 Yeah, go, go, go... Alili... 922 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:49,229 "I love sex..." 923 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:55,672 What? 924 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:56,957 I've got him. 925 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,951 I have a date with him tomorrow night at 1 1 at that motel. 926 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,195 That's good! We will give him a shot after we capture him. 927 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,590 When he is dizzy we will take him back to Hong Kong. 928 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,354 I heard that he has 4 billion in his safe! 929 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,634 Did you hear it wrong? 930 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,349 4 billion? Betty, what are you talking about? 931 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:15,671 Nothing! 932 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,712 Didn't you just say that he has 4 billion? 933 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,032 They can get 4 billion on this job? 934 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,113 We can be super rich! 935 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,515 I don't care! I've had great contributions. 936 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,511 What are you talking about? 937 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,273 He lied! Do you believe her? 938 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,635 Crazy! 939 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:35,037 Sammi. 940 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,519 Don't talk to me. 941 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,912 I got it, you guys work together. 942 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,232 You guys are going to leave me out. 943 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:48,230 I know, you guys always look down on me. 944 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,190 I am right! 945 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,510 I am not important to you. 946 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:57,715 I am really a trash. 947 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,552 You guys never want to count me in anyways. 948 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,355 I should leave! 949 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,393 I am leaving! 950 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,596 Sammi! 951 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,155 Don't mind her! 952 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,436 Why should we let her go? 953 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,275 Let's see how far she can go? 954 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,993 Let's go! 955 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,749 What? 956 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,588 I heard everything you just said! 957 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,590 Want to go to my room and have a drink? 958 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,916 No! 959 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,957 Interested? 960 00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,515 Is it a 5 carts diamond? 961 00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,994 7 and a half carts! 962 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,633 You are giving it to me? 963 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,639 They know I have 4 billion and want to take me back to Hong Kong. 964 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:13,430 Do you know what other plans they have for me? 965 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,192 I heard that they want to capture you at that motel. 966 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,954 Don't tell them that I am working for you! 967 01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,318 No way! Don't worry! 968 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:35,910 So? 969 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,996 This is it! 970 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,237 What's going on? 971 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,349 They are in there. 972 01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:58,277 What is this? 973 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,358 Heat detector. 974 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,155 A human body releases temperature around 1 00. 975 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,670 It can be detected through a wall. 976 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:07,955 We have to be smart. 977 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,270 When Peter Chu is showering, we will rush in and fix him. 978 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:11,714 We will tie him up and take him back to Hong Kong. 979 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,188 I want to kick his ass. 980 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:14,555 I am scared. 981 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,154 How can we be scared right now? 982 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,716 Let's get some rest first. 983 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,675 Trying to capture me? 984 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,395 So, do you believe me now? 985 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,197 Fix them! 986 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,072 Got it. 987 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,036 Do it clean! 988 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,276 What are you going to do to them? 989 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,350 Nothing! 990 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,795 Just throw them into the crusher 991 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,349 and crush them into a sausage. 992 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:42,950 Are you kidding? 993 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:49,311 You better be smart and listen to me. 994 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:54,316 If you didn't have a nice body. 995 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,434 You will become hot dog too! 996 01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:58,948 Take off the ring. 997 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,595 Are you sure? 998 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,633 Here you go! 999 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:07,750 Sir! 1000 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,074 Do remember, you disturb me making love, 1001 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,196 your dick pocket will be barbecued after your death. 1002 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,311 Sorry! I should speak English. 1003 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:23,558 Do remember, you disturb me making love, your spring pocket dick will be barbecued! 1004 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,750 Get out! 1005 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:32,792 Sir! 1006 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,753 Hello, conmen. 1007 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,678 Security! 1008 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,714 Don't hit my face... 1009 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,676 You love to have a handsome face? 1010 01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,157 I told you not to hit my face. 1011 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,836 How come you are here? 1012 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,639 Who is there in that motel? 1013 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,599 You guys got tricked! 1014 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,838 Try to use high technology equipment to track us?! It won't work! 1015 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,115 Shit! Go back! 1016 01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:15,917 What did you say? 1017 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,354 Damn! Let's go! 1018 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,751 The safe is here! 1019 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,149 Open the safe. 1020 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,437 I won't! I dare you to kill me! 1021 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,634 Just use his finger prints! 1022 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,754 It's not that simple! There must be a password. 1023 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:35,836 We can guess! 1024 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:38,998 Guess?! If you get it wrong 3 times, 1025 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,510 the safe will release high heat, 1026 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,553 and it will burn up everything in there. 1027 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,153 I don't care! 1028 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,108 But you guys will come here for nothing! 1029 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,349 Don't be cocky! 1030 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:54,750 What? 1031 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,592 Do you think it will be safe if you don't answer the phone?! 1032 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:01,992 Let me tell you, I have a habit. 1033 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,835 If I don't answer my call, they know something is wrong. 1034 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:05,876 They will be here soon. 1035 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,030 Get up! 1036 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,189 Let me tell you, you better work with us. 1037 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,919 If not, I will kill you right now. 1038 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:16,989 You won't! It does nothing good if you kill me. 1039 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,635 Who touched my ass? 1040 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:20,956 Me! 1041 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:35,634 The car is over there! 1042 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:39,192 Where is the driver? 1043 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:40,272 Driver? 1044 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,589 Yeah! Driver? 1045 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,389 Didn't you get a driver? 1046 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,113 You don't have to be so mean! I will drive. 1047 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,076 Sorry! 1048 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,152 But why didn't you hire a driver? 1049 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,350 So what, didn't you say that you are going to drive? 1050 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,233 I will drive it if I know how. 1051 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:04,719 Why you rented a manual transmission? 1052 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,115 So what? It's still a car. 1053 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,230 But you have... 1054 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,358 to swing this thing up and down. 1055 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,914 The biggest difference is... 1056 01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,115 that I only have a automatic driving licence. 1057 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:17,077 What? 1058 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,231 I don't get it, why didn't you hire a driver?! 1059 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:20,879 Why didn't you hire a driver when you rent this car? 1060 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,429 I don't know how to drive this car. 1061 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:25,912 Come out! 1062 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:27,555 Why are you so mean?! 1063 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:28,835 Why do you have... 1064 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,029 a useless driver licence?! 1065 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:30,950 I only know how to drive an automatic! 1066 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:31,950 Don't be so mean?! 1067 01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:33,792 I only learned automatic before! 1068 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,279 You are so mean, why don't you drive? 1069 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,793 I drive?! Do you who I am? 1070 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,790 I drive for you?! 1071 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,315 Enough, they are almost here! 1072 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:41,118 You drive 1073 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,999 I won't drive! This is against my principal! I won't drive. 1074 01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,154 Why didn't you hire a driver then?! 1075 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,431 This is unexcuseable. 1076 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,393 I have to punish you! You guys drive it. 1077 01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,749 I don't know how to drive! 1078 01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:54,069 What is the matter with you? Why can't you just drive?! 1079 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,879 We are in a hurry! You drive! You are so annoying! 1080 01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:58,956 I don't know how! 1081 01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,309 You don't know how to drive? 1082 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:02,749 I didn't know how to drive when I was little. 1083 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,035 I went to jail when I grew up. 1084 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:05,315 I came out when I was 30 something, 1085 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,550 I had no time to learn driving. 1086 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,352 I can't act being unconscious anymore! 1087 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,198 You guys are damn stupid. 1088 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,395 I can't take it anymore. 1089 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,190 What are you laughing at?! Why don't you drive then?! 1090 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,908 Me?! I might be able to fly a plane 1091 01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,559 but I just can't drive! 1092 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,513 Take a cab. 1093 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,634 Look after him, I will go buy the ticket! 1094 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:45,669 Do you know how to hold a gun? 1095 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,796 Gun doesn't have eyes! It might go off itself. 1096 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,151 It's okay! You will die that's all! 1097 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:05,158 Excuse me! 1098 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,116 Who? 1099 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,036 What are you doing here? 1100 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,553 Are you Mr. Wong Jing? 1101 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,116 No. 1102 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:22,348 Nat! Nat! 1103 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:24,231 His men are here. 1104 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,071 What should we do? 1105 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:26,037 I don't know. 1106 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:28,236 How come you are sitting on him?! 1107 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:30,077 Get up! 1108 01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,079 How come he is here? Why? 1109 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,229 You guys want money, right? 1110 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,113 I will give you guys couple millions, okay? 1111 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,230 You silly kidnappers! 1112 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,071 Silly kidnappers?! 1113 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,913 Don't hit me! Don't hit my nose! 1114 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:41,751 My nose is plastic made! 1115 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,069 What should we do? 1116 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,954 We don't have to take a plane! 1117 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,357 Let's go! 1118 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,029 I think about 3 more hours we will be able to reach Los Angeles. 1119 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,631 How come there is desert all over the place? 1120 01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,791 We didn't ask you to walk. 1121 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,195 Hey, can we have a deal? 1122 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,997 You want to have a deal? Talk to my boss. 1123 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,119 You think I'm a fool? 1124 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:47,599 You are their boss. 1125 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,314 Let me go, I will give you $800,000,000! 1126 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,080 $800,000,000?! We will get $200,000,000each! 1127 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,156 Think, the person who sent you to arrest me... 1128 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,398 won't be able to pay this amount! 1129 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:01,988 $800,000,000?! 1130 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,637 If you release me, I will pay you. 1131 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,675 You will pay right away?! 1132 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,037 We are loyal to our words. 1133 01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,355 I will trust you! 1134 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,309 Why are you hitting me so hard? 1135 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,157 My nose is plastic made! 1136 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,196 Look, he is bleeding badly! 1137 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:20,032 What's happening back there? 1138 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,396 Nothing. 1139 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,316 Let me do it! I want to get his ass kicked. 1140 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,958 Kidnap... It's a kidnap... 1141 01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,078 Calm down... 1142 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,396 It's fake. 1143 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,915 Stop messing around, or I will kill you. 1144 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,317 You won't kill me, right? 1145 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:02,599 If you kill me then you just wasted a great chance to get rich. 1146 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,191 If we kill him, Dragon will be dead. 1147 01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,790 So you need money to save your fellow. 1148 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:13,439 Then you just can't kill me now. 1149 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,870 And you better treat me well. 1150 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,238 If you release me earlier, I would have given you $800,000,000. 1151 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:22,029 Now... I won't give you a penny. 1152 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,560 I can't let you go, but I can kick your ass! 1153 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:28,710 Dickhead! 1154 01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:36,829 We can't take this car anymore. 1155 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:38,354 The driver will go call the police. 1156 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:39,396 Let's walk. 1157 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,232 Walk? walk in a desert? 1158 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:52,953 You two are bastards! 1159 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,317 I was enjoying my life in the Ceasers Palace. 1160 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,398 But now I have to suffer and walk in this damn hot desert! 1161 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,677 Why didn't we just follow the highway? 1162 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,873 Isn't that the same as driving the bus? 1163 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,032 We will get arrested by the highway police too. 1164 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,274 After we cross this desert, we will be there. 1165 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:14,036 About 4 days! 1166 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:17,949 4 days?! We have been walking for 4 days! You asshole! 1167 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:23,877 What's wrong with him? 1168 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:25,155 Stop! 1169 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,076 Is he crazy? 1170 01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:29,948 Don't you say that word again. 1171 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:30,956 What word? 1172 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,551 Don't you say the word "asshole" again. 1173 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,109 Or he will lose control again. 1174 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,149 So strange! 1175 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,274 We can't continue like this. 1176 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,079 You can but I can't. 1177 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,679 My life is very valuable. 1178 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:45,957 If this continues, 1179 01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:46,996 we will either die of... 1180 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:48,388 thirst or fatigue. 1181 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,399 You know that there is a lot of poisoned snake here. 1182 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:52,829 If we get bitten by one of them. 1183 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,592 We will die in half an hour. 1184 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,189 If other snake bite us we will die in 1 5 minutes. 1185 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:00,996 Snake! Did you see it? 1186 01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:02,434 Stop messing around?! 1187 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:04,829 - Be careful. - Really? 1188 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,319 Stop messing around! Who bite my ass? 1189 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:16,629 Who is it? 1190 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:18,875 Who is it? 1191 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:38,076 It will be good if I am gambling by winning two in a row. 1192 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:41,589 Let's wait until the snake's gone. 1193 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:50,710 Looks like he is poisoned. 1194 01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:53,229 Very deep. 1195 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:54,954 He will surely die within half an hour, 1196 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,356 unless someone sucks the poison for him. 1197 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,229 Be fair. Let's vote then. 1198 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:00,872 Okay! 1199 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,439 1, 2, 3. 1200 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:03,311 You! 1201 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,150 Have we voted already? 1202 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:06,911 Yes! 1203 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,035 You guys picked on me. 1204 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:09,599 No way! If you agree to suck out his poison, 1205 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,079 I will give you $1 0,000,000 more. 1206 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,271 Fine! But you have to promise me one thing. 1207 01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:15,077 What? 1208 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,719 Don't you dare mention this again. 1209 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:17,717 If not our friendship is over. 1210 01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:18,710 Of course... 1211 01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:19,676 - Really? - Really. 1212 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:21,876 If I tell Dragon about this he will laugh to death. 1213 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,029 I told you not to mention it! 1214 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:24,916 I didn't. 1215 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:26,989 Hurry. 1216 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:39,191 Don't treat me like this! 1217 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,271 You are so heavy! Can you come down and walk by yourself? 1218 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,874 I am hurt and you don't even feel sorry for me?! 1219 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,718 I think I suffer more than you. 1220 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,228 Is my lips okay? 1221 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:52,191 It's fine! 1222 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:53,516 Really? 1223 01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:54,590 Hey... 1224 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:56,594 What's the matter? Hurry. 1225 01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:57,954 Hurry. 1226 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:00,594 How is my lips? 1227 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,791 - Nothing. - Its fine. 1228 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,997 Do you have a lip stick? 1229 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:05,797 No. 1230 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:06,996 Where is the mirror? 1231 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:07,752 No. 1232 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,315 Let me take a look... Don't move. 1233 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:12,317 Let's go... 1234 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,592 I can't stand it! 1235 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:16,795 Hurry! 1236 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,958 Come carry me, I am hurt. 1237 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:20,109 You are annoying. 1238 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,192 There will be a gas station west of us! 1239 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:41,157 We walked in that direction for many times already, but we didn't see it?! 1240 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:43,511 I am just doing as what it says on the map! 1241 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:45,352 Forget it! Don't get mad. 1242 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,555 Is my lips okay? 1243 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:47,517 They are fine! 1244 01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:48,909 It's tight! 1245 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:50,150 Is only an illusion! 1246 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:50,911 Really? 1247 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,759 Is that an illusion? 1248 01:14:58,920 --> 01:14:59,432 What? 1249 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:02,517 Yeah! There is a restaurant! 1250 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:03,431 We can get something to eat! 1251 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,358 Shit! I don't have any money! 1252 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,953 I left my wallet on the bus. 1253 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:09,676 Don't look at me! I never carry cash with me. 1254 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,353 Do we look like we have money on us? 1255 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:13,710 I always rely on my boss. 1256 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:14,869 Why should I carry money when you are here? 1257 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,109 You guys are all beggars! 1258 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,311 Shut the hell up! Stop talking nonsense! 1259 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,397 Luckily we have this cheater here. 1260 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:26,157 Don't worry! Peter Chu is her we can eat anything we want. 1261 01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:46,548 Who are they? 1262 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:50,953 Chinese FBI? 1263 01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,953 Have you seen a woman in white shirt? 1264 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:55,514 She's a very dangerous person. 1265 01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:58,433 She put poison into someone's coffee. 1266 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,070 She killed 7 persons in L.A. 1267 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:03,116 You don't believe that? 1268 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,076 Asshole! 1269 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:18,229 Hi, you want to get shot? Up here you want to get shot? 1270 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:25,756 Go... get out. 1271 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,911 I thought that you could help! But I still had to pull out this gun. 1272 01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,038 You guys started eating already? 1273 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,033 There are lots of food. 1274 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:36,030 Eat. 1275 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:46,629 Don't just eat! Go get the money in the cashier. 1276 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,598 Get the cash! 1277 01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,270 Asshole! 1278 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:08,871 Don't run! 1279 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:13,999 Wait for me. 1280 01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:49,315 What are you doing? 1281 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,390 Let's see how far you can run. 1282 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:54,032 Get up... How are you? 1283 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,553 Get up... 1284 01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,196 I can't... 1285 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:01,076 Come here... 1286 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:01,956 Enough! 1287 01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:02,996 Look at him. 1288 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:04,999 You have killed him. 1289 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:06,756 Continue. 1290 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:07,997 Get up... Go help him. 1291 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:08,717 So how are you? 1292 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,711 I can't feel my lower body. 1293 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:11,716 Let me see. 1294 01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:12,676 Let me take a look. 1295 01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:15,955 Rattle snake. 1296 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,719 What? 1297 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:20,430 Rattle snake! 1298 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:22,436 Snake! 1299 01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:27,749 - Hey. - What? 1300 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:29,916 When did you tattoo a Mickey Mouse on your ass? 1301 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,199 Is it swelling badly? 1302 01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:35,516 Why don't you suck up the poison for me? 1303 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,317 Me?! 1304 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:39,110 Peter Chu, come here. 1305 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,392 I am fainting! 1306 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:42,356 Get up. 1307 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,152 I am acting... I am going to die... 1308 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,309 What should we do? 1309 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:47,388 There is only one solution. 1310 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:48,635 What? 1311 01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:49,437 Why can't you just die?! 1312 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,791 I thought that you are very loyal to your friend! 1313 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:53,870 I will suck it out for you. 1314 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,395 After I suck it out for you, I will kill you myself! 1315 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:57,350 Pick your choice. 1316 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,151 Find a person who can suck out the poison for me. 1317 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,150 Let me try. 1318 01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,599 There is right eousness in the world. 1319 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:28,429 It is worse than the Chinese Odyssey. 1320 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:32,278 When can we go home? 1321 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:34,312 I am going to kick your ass. 1322 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:35,635 Hurry. 1323 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:44,829 People say that when you are tired, you will likely see illusions. 1324 01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,671 Look, it's a twister! 1325 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:51,111 No, it is a cotton candy. 1326 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:53,271 - It is an illusion. - Forget it, let's go. 1327 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:55,399 Look, someone is making a movie. 1328 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,276 - It is an illusion. - Look, its Handsome. 1329 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,793 - Handsome? - Handsome! 1330 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:07,078 Suck it... Right, just like that. 1331 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:11,157 Handsome 1332 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:13,754 King... 1333 01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:16,079 Cut! 1334 01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:18,838 Handsome 1335 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:19,796 How come you know that I am making a movie here? 1336 01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:21,598 Water... 1337 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,629 Water... 1338 01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,235 Cut! Good take. 1339 01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,035 Let me introduce to you, this is Leonardo Dilaluim. 1340 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,190 Hello! 1341 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,869 She is Kelly. 1342 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,438 Looks like your actress is good at sucking. 1343 01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,109 Can you suck for me? 1344 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:15,758 Kelly, come here, suck him. 1345 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:24,748 No... Not here, my ass! 1346 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,918 Can you take us to Los Angeles? 1347 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,354 I have to finish this movie! 1348 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:37,396 Look, why don't you drive yourself? 1349 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:39,712 - Car? - Where is the car? 1350 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:40,835 Look. 1351 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:45,395 Make-up trailer. 1352 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,074 Very pretty! What kind of transmittion is this? 1353 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:47,752 Automatic. 1354 01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:48,830 That's great. 1355 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:50,237 Thanks. 1356 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,515 Good luck. 1357 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,116 Five. 1358 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:55,639 Thanks, bye! 1359 01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:00,590 Get in the car. 1360 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:55,875 Little crab, you can't die. 1361 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:58,958 We can't go on without you. 1362 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,312 You are our lucky charm. 1363 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:03,431 If we get through this, I will take care of you for life. 1364 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:05,351 What about me? 1365 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,195 You will get your share. 1366 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:12,109 You won't take care of me? 1367 01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,635 I have a girlfriend. 1368 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,792 It's okay, just don't tell her. 1369 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:25,316 Will you? 1370 01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:27,314 Why not? 1371 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:32,191 If you take me back, you will get at least over 1 billion. 1372 01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,592 Everybody should get their share. 1373 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:37,434 What are you talking about? 1374 01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:43,031 That you are tricking your friend and the girls. 1375 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,314 When you take me back, 1376 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:47,951 I will be force to give back the 4 billion. 1377 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:53,510 According to the rules, you will at least get half. 1378 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:57,108 Didn't you say you only will get $80,000,000? Everybody will get $20,000,000. 1379 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:58,549 Don't listen to him. 1380 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,599 You will get $20,000,000. 1381 01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:02,559 He will get 2 billion. 1382 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,434 Are you finished? 1383 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,191 Almost done. 1384 01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:09,638 They have brains. 1385 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:14,077 That fat lips driver is easy to be tricked. 1386 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:18,276 But these two girls are very smart. 1387 01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:22,237 Do you think they will trust you?! 1388 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:26,709 If you were them, can you stand it?! 1389 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:31,959 What? You believe him? 1390 01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:34,509 I am 40 years old... No, I am 20 years old. 1391 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:36,109 No one dares to trick me before. 1392 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,514 Just say it! 1393 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,751 Okay, hit me. 1394 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:40,950 Fine! 1395 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:45,315 You asshole! How dare you frame Brother King! 1396 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:47,359 How dare you try to hurt our relationship?! 1397 01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,318 You court my girl. 1398 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,149 You gave us aphrodisiac. 1399 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,673 You got us to have affair. 1400 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,956 No.. I didn't. 1401 01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:56,678 You deserve this beating! 1402 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:01,960 Enough... If you continue, he will die. 1403 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:03,314 His nose is plastic made. 1404 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:04,869 I have to kick his ass to please myself. 1405 01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:06,748 Here, I will give you a kiss. 1406 01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:08,630 Where? 1407 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:09,916 Kiss the lips. 1408 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:11,157 That's better. 1409 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:12,958 Okay? 1410 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,270 Stop me sing around, drive. 1411 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,396 Drive. 1412 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:18,511 King, are you okay? 1413 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:20,432 - Squat! - Are you okay? 1414 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:27,273 Don't die... I don't want to stay with you anymore. 1415 01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:31,757 I am fine... 1416 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:37,156 Shit! 1417 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,997 The crab died and you are still alive, why? 1418 01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:43,590 I am fine... 1419 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:48,990 What? 1420 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,519 Two helicopters are coming. 1421 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:54,033 - What? - Really? 1422 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:55,549 Drive. 1423 01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:01,590 Get down. 1424 01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:22,070 Go to hell. 1425 01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,197 Go to hell, trying to arrest me?! 1426 01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:34,153 Trying to catch me?! I am here. 1427 01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:36,869 Drive side to side. 1428 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,069 Can't you see it? 1429 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,716 I can't see. Am I going side to side already? 1430 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:47,074 Are you blind? 1431 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,435 I am going to fire you all... 1432 01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:11,278 You won't get a penny from me... 1433 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,239 You don't have to go so far! 1434 01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:50,792 Help! Help! 1435 01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:14,431 Help! Help! 1436 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,718 Help! 1437 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,389 I am alive. I am still alive. 1438 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:40,430 How are you? 1439 01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:42,953 Are that two assholes dead? 1440 01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:44,395 Let's beat them downstairs. 1441 01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:48,034 Kick the shit out of them! 1442 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:12,432 So, how does it feel, my friends?! 1443 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:14,432 When are you going to die? 1444 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,119 None of your business, little conman. 1445 01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:24,111 Trying to catch me? Beat me? 1446 01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:26,552 Get me bitten by snake. 1447 01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:28,711 Where are the two women? 1448 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:30,871 They are in the hospital. One of them is still in critical situation. 1449 01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:32,553 You won't get away, you cheater. 1450 01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:34,719 The F.B.I. is starting to investigate into us. 1451 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:36,995 We should go to Mexico. 1452 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:38,718 There are no laws. 1453 01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:40,269 Go get ready. 1454 01:29:40,440 --> 01:29:42,874 I will go up-stairs first. Let them suffer, get them pain. 1455 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:43,677 Good. 1456 01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:56,152 Sorry! I can't help you. 1457 01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:58,598 Sorry! I got you into this. 1458 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:01,115 Go to hell! Why you guys talk so much? 1459 01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,508 Are you guys acting in a soap drama? 1460 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:08,272 Trying to steal my money?! 1461 01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:14,314 Finger prints scan! 1462 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:15,788 Certify! Mr. Chu. 1463 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:16,671 Thanks. 1464 01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,918 Fei Fei. 1465 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:43,834 Damn it! 1466 01:30:56,760 --> 01:31:00,116 What is going on? 1467 01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:02,630 What is going on? 1468 01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:04,632 Do you still think that you are in Las Vegas? 1469 01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:06,599 You got tricked, stupid! 1470 01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:09,629 It is only a set. 1471 01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:13,071 A set? 1472 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:18,156 Let me go! Why are you arresting me? 1473 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:21,512 I have 4 billion, who dares to arrest me?! 1474 01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:23,716 You have 4 billion before, but now, you don't. 1475 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:24,517 Why? 1476 01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:27,673 We set up the place to steal your code. 1477 01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,519 When you were opening your safe, 1478 01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:31,238 the F.B.I. saw your code already. 1479 01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:32,709 They have opened your safe. 1480 01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:33,437 You... 1481 01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:35,198 Mr. Kiang, the F.B.I. in U.S. said that the mission is completed. 1482 01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:35,997 Okay! 1483 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:37,839 Where am I? 1484 01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:39,595 Shen Zhen. 1485 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:44,198 You'll be executed in China, Mr. Fool. 1486 01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:45,793 What fool, who are you? 1487 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,791 Go to hell. How dare you talk to me like that?! 1488 01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,439 Master, Brother Nat. 1489 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,195 I saved him for you, I can pay you $30,000,000 less. 1490 01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:54,196 You wish! 1491 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:55,799 Don't you dare pay me one penny less! 1492 01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:56,870 You guys are good. 1493 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,551 Fei, how come you are with them? 1494 01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:03,237 Sorry! I am a stained witness now. 1495 01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:05,510 I am going to point you out. 1496 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:10,630 They promise me to let me have this ring. 1497 01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:13,758 You sold me out! Where are my men? 1498 01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:15,152 Look. 1499 01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:18,514 How come they are all Chinese? 1500 01:32:18,920 --> 01:32:21,036 Sorry! They are all in jail in America. 1501 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,269 Let me introduce a man to you. 1502 01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:25,632 Famous Hollywood X-rated movie director, Handsome Woo. 1503 01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:28,394 How do you like the stunt of the helicopter chasing our car? 1504 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:30,989 Special stunts? Isn't it all fake? 1505 01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:31,990 Of course it is fake. 1506 01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:33,718 If it was real, lots of people would have been hurt?! 1507 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,231 I hate assholes like you! 1508 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:40,759 Asshole! 1509 01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:48,070 Peter Chu finally fell into my trap. 1510 01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:51,439 This feeling is better than gaining the 4 billion dollars. 1511 01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:54,271 This feeling is like... 1512 01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:56,353 Sheringham in Man. United... 1513 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:00,429 Solskjaer... 1514 01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:04,590 Beckham... 1515 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:09,957 ...Schmeichel when they won Triple-Champion in European Football Cup. 1516 01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:18,231 King. I want to introduce two persons to you. 1517 01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:19,391 Who? 1518 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:32,511 I hired these two ladies from Taiwan to help you secretly. 1519 01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:38,515 Sorry! We just followed the order. 1520 01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:46,596 I understand... 1521 01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,116 Let me ask you, 1522 01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:55,396 about the things you said to me by the pool, is it real? 1523 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:00,559 Just kidding, you are too old to me. 1524 01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:06,159 Sorry! I lied to you for so long. 1525 01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:07,719 We are leaving, bye! 1526 01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:14,111 I finally fell into her trap. 1527 01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:16,154 This feeling is... 1528 01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:18,273 Iike Beckham failed to score in the World Cup. 1529 01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:29,439 Get out! 1530 01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:44,069 Master, are you crying? 1531 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,675 Someone left a note to you. 1532 01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:51,279 She will wait for you at the door. 1533 01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:52,510 Why did you look at people's note? 1534 01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:54,159 I didn't mean to. 1535 01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:07,117 You are dead this time. 1536 01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:08,993 Miss... 1537 01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:13,791 Miss, how much a night? 96279

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