All language subtitles for Tyler.Perrys.Madeas.Tough.Love.2015.

[ music playing ]

♪ Lord, it's
a beautiful mornin' ♪

♪ It's a beautiful
mo-oo-r... ♪

♪ ...nin'.

[ laughs ]
I love waking up
early in the morning.

What's on TV?

Ooh, that's my favorite
reality show.

[ laughs ]
Look at that.

[ brakes squeal,
sirens blaring on TV ]

Now I know y'all ain't
trying to run from the cops.

I know there's not kids
in that car--

children, you can't run
from the po-po.

Don't run from the po-po.
Stop, see what they want.

They runnin' from the po-po.
They is crazy.

Look at that.
[ chuckles ]

Stay off the freeway!

Stay off the freeway
if you tryin' to get away.

You can't get on the freeway
in that kind of traffic.

I can't watch this.
They workin' on my nerves.

A good old-fashioned cartoon.
There it is.

That's love.
Looks so sweet,
makes my heart smile.

- Girl on TV:
Hey, we're playing here.
- Boy on TV: Yeah.

Ooh, she got an ugly attitude.
That little boy, too.

- Joe!
- Boy: Just go on,
old woman!

"Old woman"?
I got your "old woman."

Don't make me come to you.
Oh, I wish I could come
through that--

I wish I could
come through that TV right now
and set you straight.

Hey, old lady,
you better watch where
you walkin' next time.

You wouldn't say that
to me, I know it.

You wouldn't say that
to me at all.
[ chuckles ]

Let me turn this off.

I never seen
that button before.

There's a button that says,
"Do not push."

"Do not push."

Well...

I think I should push it.
What you think?

Nah, I ain't
gonna push it.

I'ma push it.
I'ma push it.

Don't tell nobody.
I'm fixin' to push it.

[ buzzes ]

What's happenin'?

Joe, I don't feel
too good.

Joe, I'm going
to see the doctor.

[ engine starts ]

[ honks horn ]
Heller.

[ honks horn ]
Heller.

[ honks horn ]
Look out now.

Looky there, ha.

[ barks ]

Bam.

- Catch.
- Yeah.

Nothing better
than lunch on the go.

[ bangs ]

- Oh, Lord.
- [ tires squeal ]

- Ha, yeah.
- [ horn honks ]

Ain't nobody gonna
set an example for
these kids?

[ horns honking,
brakes squealing ]

Here you go, old girl.
I gotcha, there you go.

Take your time,
take your time...

[ quietly ]
but hurry up.

Now look here, honey.
You go and get you one
of them Rascal scooters

to get around
next time, all right?

Thank you.

She don't know
what I'm talking about.

Now, one of you lazy punks
could've helped her.

- She's not my problem.
- Not your problem?

Little girl, this is
your neighborhood

and y'all been running up
and down like y'all don't
care about nothin'.

Why you hasslin' us?
Just shut it, old lady.

What?
Oh, I'll shut you!

- [ horns honk ]
- No, ain't no runnin'
from Madea.

- Ain't no runnin'
from Madea.
- Hey!

Sorry, excuse me.
Y'all get out the way!

You see me--
move, please.

- I got you.
You'll be sorry!
- [ horn honks ]

[ sirens blaring ]

[ whirring ]

Yo, man,
I'm gonna return this.

Ooh, I'm gettin' too old.

Mm, boom.
There it is, baby.

I'm still ridin'.
I still ride the wave.

[ sirens blaring ]

The po-po comin'
for you now, girl!

Let's do this, po-po!

[ honks ]

[ horn blares ]

[ yells ]

[ brakes squeal ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome your next mayor,

Betsy Holiday!

- [ crowd cheering ]
- Thank you, thank you!

- [ gasps ]
- Ooh, sorry.

I'm trying to teach
the young one a lesson.

Move, baby.
I'm sorry.

Yes.

[ laughs ]

Where you think
you goin'?

Let us outta here!

Not until you apologize
to this sweet lady.

Now, do it!
Y'all better be careful.
I just had my fiber.

[ laughs ]

- Sorry, ma'am.
- We're sorry.

Y'all need to take care
of this community
and everybody in it.

- Like youdid?
- [ sirens wailing ]

Finally y'all find
the gas pedal, huh?

Mabel Simmons,
you're under arrest.

What the--
what the what?

That's the criminal
right there.
What did I do?

Well, for starters,
excessive damage to
public property.

- Two bench warrants.
- What did I ever do
to a bench?

- 25 unpaid parking tickets.
- An unpaid speeding ticket.

Beautiful day, isn't it?
Very mild.

Nice, cool breeze
blowin' through my hair.
[ chuckles ]

[ muttering ]
That ain't work?
Oh, that ain't gonna work.

And as if all those charges
aren't bad enough,

you harassed
two poor, innocent children.

How does
the defendant plead?

Now, Your Honor,
these children needed
to learn some respect,

and with me
as their teacher,
guess what?

They learned quick.
Yes, they did.
Yes, they did.

- Guilty!
- Your Honor...

- Knockin' down a poor,
innocent lady.
- Guilty!

Now, look, I better not
run into them in a dark alley,

I'm gonna tell you that
right now, I'm gonna tell you
that right now.

Guilty,
guilty, guilty!

[ bell pinging ]

- [ squeaks ]
- Your Honor!

- Guilty!
- [ trills ]

Bring in the box.

Ooh, this is fancy.

- [ beeps ]
- I hope this ain't lunch.

This time, Ms. Simmons,
we have a very appropriate
sentence for you.

What's this?

You gonna put me
on house arrest again?

Oh, no, Your Honor.
Come on, now. Go easy on me.

That's more like
my punishment.

You need to learn
to be an example
to the neighborhood.

What?
You cannot be serious.

That's how come I chased down
these children,

to teach them to take care of
their neighborhood.

Oh, Judge, you crazy.

Ms. Simmons, you wrecked
a whole city block!

Does that sound like
taking care of your
neighborhood?

Well, if the city
had been a better block,

then the block wouldn't
have got ruined

and I wouldn't be up in here
with your blockhead, Judge.

It's time
you learned to do
things the right way.

I do things
the right way.

I do 'em the left way,
too, though.

- [ both laugh ]
- You bad, Madea.

That's why you're here,
Ms. Simmons.

I'm gonna teach you
how to do good
in a good way.

Why, is Santa watching?

Do you want to do some good
for this community?

- Yes, sir.
- [ beeps ]

Wonderful.

Then you can start tomorrow
by guiding the young souls

at the Moms Mabley
Youth Center.

Oh, shoot, you want me
to whip some punks into shape?

I can do that.
I can do that
all day long.

I can do that right now.
Where they at?

[ laughs ]
Where they at?

Please bring them
to me. Please.

No, Ms. Simmons,
I want you to make
a difference

without making a mess.

Make a difference
without making a mess?

Court dismissed.

[ chiming ]

Well, listen,
this does not
bode well with me.

That stupid judge.
If he thinks

I'm actually going through
with this, he must be crazy.

Everybody up in here
crazy except me.

Now, Madea,
you have to do
as the law says.

- Say who?
- The law.

The law?
Girl, I amthe law.

Get over there.
Now, right now.

- Do it.
- I do what I want.

Mind your business.
I gotta go shoppin'.

[ beeping ]

Oh, this ain't good!

[ horns honking ]

Oh, I'm possessed!

[ shackle beeps ]

My hips ain't meant
to do that!

Ah! Ooh! Ack! Oof.

- Oo-wee.
- [ sirens blare ]

[ laughs ]
Did I forget to mention
my little escape clause?

You sneaky little
frog-lookin'-toad.

If you attempt to avoid
going to the Moms Mabley
Youth Center,

this controller
will take you right back
to where you're supposed to be.

I will make sure
your foot goes exactly
where it's supposed to.

Oh, I'll tell you exactly
where it's supposed to be.

We're fixin' to end
this nonsense right here,
all right?

Here you go.
I will-- I will get this--

I will-- I can't.
I'ma get--

- that's hurting my leg.
- It's no use, Madea.

This ankle bracelet
is completely indestructible,
even for you.

You are power mad!
You're power hungry!

I have my rights,
and I ain't gonna let you
get away with this, you--

you-- you judge of a judge
with a big ol' head judge!

You are gonna set
an example for these
disadvantaged kids.

And this bracelet
and these two officers

are going to make sure
you do it lawfully

and until I see fit!

- [ pings ]
- Yes, I have one
at home, too.

Thanks for nothing,
"R2 Detour."

[ beeping ]

Wow, would you
look at that?

Taking me back
to the old days.

I was so sweet
and innocent.

Excuse me, young man.
What exactly do you
think you're doing?

Getting lunch, stupid.

You forgot
your lunch.

[ laughs ]

That was something.

I gave my first back eye
right over there.

Such fond memories.
Where does the time go?

Now time to set these kids
straight Madea style.

And be outta here
by lunch.

[ kids shouting ]

[ roars, screeches ]

[ grunts ]

Swish!

[ squealing ]

[ grunting ]

What in
the world of flies is this?

That old lady!
Attack!

I have died
and gone straight to hell.

Look out now!

That's all you fools got?
Come on.

[ growls ]

You cray?
You cray-cray?

I'm cray-cray, too.
Come on, bring it.

Bring it, children.
Bring it.

Ha.

Gotcha!

- [ whirring ]
- Watch out!

Ooh, looky there.
Pow, bam.

In your face,
in your face.

Tryin' to get over
on the old people?
I got your "old" right here.

Whoa!

Oh, so y'all must be
the little punks

they want me
to keep an eye on.

Let them out.

All:
Yeah.

Y'all ain't movin'
one "ee-tee-ota"

until you learn
some respect.

Look, just take
your canklejewelry
and get out of here.

We need to keep
practicin'.

For the
Youth Center Games?

Yeah, we'd like to get
back to our losing ways,
if you don't mind.

I don't want to
lose again.

We ain't gonna lose!
We're gonna win that
prize money.

Yeah, don't worry, y'all.
We're gonna save this place.

- This place gettin' shut down?
- It's not up to code.

Code?
What you mean, code?

[ bangs ]

- [ thumps ]
- [ squeaks ]

What's it to you?
Once you get that bracelet
off, you gonna split.

Yeah, just like
everyone else who comes
through those doors.

All:
Yeah.

Well, from the looks of it,
those doors aren't gonna
be here much longer,

but while I'm here,
y'all are gonna learn

some proper values
and proper respect

and proper everything
that little children
should know by now.

We ain't listenin'
to a word you say.

I have had enough
of you, little girl.

I'm sure
you have.

[ yells ]
What the-- what is--

oh, okay.
Okay.

[ beeping ]

- Hwah.
- [ siren blurts ]

Oh, officers,
I'm scared!

Help! This woman
is out of control.

- She caged up my friends!
- What in the--

Ms. Simmons,
did Judge Michaels
not make himself clear?

You are gonna play nice
with these children

and you are going
to start following
the law.

No, no, you right,
you right.

I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, children,
and, Officer, I'm so sorry.

Listen, um, y'all know
where that judge lives?

I just want to run over
and thank him for setting me
on the right path

and to finding the light.
You know? Yes, yes.

I'm gonna give him
a nice hug.

A real tight hug.

- [ beeps ]
- Ooh, saved by the bell.

I'll see you
bright and early.

Little girl,
you better be
ready for me.

Ladies and gentlemen,
you are all here tonight

because you want to put
someone in the mayor's office

who cares about the people
of this city,

and that person
is Betsy Holiday.

[ audience cheering ]

[ laughs ]

Thank you, Atlanta.

I am truly blessed
to have the support

of such an amazing group
of people!

[ shutters click ]

As mayor of Atlanta,
I promise I will answer

the prayers of the people
of this fair city

and provide them
with everything
they need.

What do you
need, sir?

Well, I am
kinda hungry.

[ cheering ]

What do you want
from your new mayor?

I want better education
for my children!

And you, sir?
What do you want?

I want more money
in my pocket!

Thank you
for your support,

and thank you
for your vote!

Oh, puh-leese.

People
are so stupid.

If they actually stopped
to think for a minute,
they'd revolt.

Well, let's hope
they don't

because Mayor Thomas
is picking up steam
in the polls.

And what are we
doing about it?

Well, we've got some
new billboards going up

oh, and we've ordered an
attachment so the launcher
can launch puppies and kittens.

[ groans ]
You are such
a small thinker.

It's time.
We have to give the people
what they want now!

Or what they think
they want.

I've done it before,
my friend.

Now is the time
to do it again.

Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

I thought you were gonna wait
until you got into office.

You know, when no one
could challenge you?

Well, it looks like
I'll have to change my plan.

My partner is getting
a little antsy anyway.

Your p-partner?

Too many questions,
but don't worry.

This will put me
over the edge.

My partner
will see to it
that it does.

Gentlemen, we are going
to fix the broken heart
of this town--

Freedom Park.

[ crackling ]

I forgot my purse.

Had to come back
to this godforsaken place.

That old judge.

I oughta sentence him
to three-to-five years

of my foot
along side of his head.

[ beeping ]

Ooh, shut up.
Shut up.

D, leave that be.

Where does that lady
get all that stuff from?

What in the--
y'all havin' a little
campout, I see?

That doesn't
concern you.

Why don't y'all
go home, then?

- We don't have a home.
- D, shut up.

Well, you can't
sleep here.

I'm not gonna let you
throw us on the streets.

Calm down,
little girl.

Y'all ain't gettin' me
riled up again.

You're gonna come
sleep at my house

till we find
a proper home
for you.

Now, come on,
let's go.

Me and D take care
of ourselves.

Well, I could
use a snack.

Oh, I guess you didn't
find nothing in my purse.

Now come on, y'all.
Leave them blankets.
They filthy.

Shut your eyes, D.

Uh, children?

Oh, okay, fine.

Whoa.

- Let's go!
- Netta: Let me
outta here!

Dang Dang:
Hey, let me go!

[ engine starts ]

[ bird chirping ]

Madea:
Wake up you little
sleepyheaded children!

I got some breakfast
down here for ya.

Joe, if you don't
get outta my face...

[ sizzling ]

Oh, Mabel, you're cooking.
Is breakfast ready yet?

Joe, I'm working on it.
I'm working on the breakfast
right now.

Sit there and hush.
Just hush.

Mabel, I don't even know
if I wanna eat your cooking.

Keep it up.
You might end up
choking on this bacon.

'Cause every time
I eat it, I start to itch.

[ laughing ]

[ cracking ]

[ grumbles ]

[ groans ]
Okay, I need my oxygen.

- [ panting ]
- [ door opens ]

All right, Madea.
Now, I went down to that
Child Welfare office

to talk about
finding those kids
a proper home

just like
you asked me to.

- Mm-hmm.
- But then...
something happened.

[ muffled bark ]

[ whines ]

Bam:
And I just said to myself,

"Self, what would
the Man Upstairs do
in this situation?"

And I just couldn't leave
that poor, helpless dog.

Bam, stop
sitting there lyin'.

Tell the truth.
You forgot to go down

- to Child Welfare, didn't ya?
- Bam: I mighta.

Now you go down
to Child Welfare
early in the morning

and get some help
for these kids,
you understand?

We goin' somewhere?

Yes, you're gonna sit down
and have some bacon and eggs.

This is called breakfast.
You didn't know that?

We don't want
your charity.

- [ stutters ]
- [ chair scrapes ]

Now, Madea,
stay cool.

Little girl, look here.
I know you're tough
and I respect that.

But y'all kids
need some nourishment.

Now sit down
at this table...

and shove some of this
food in your mouth

before I shove it
in your mouth for ya--

I'm sorry.
Yes, sit down
and eat something

and then
I'll take y'all
to the youth center.

Unless you get a hold
of Social Services.

Come on, D.

Oh, can I get some bacon,
and, like, toast to go?

Come on, D.

[ slams ]

Whoo-hoo,
she a feisty one.
She a feisty one.

I'm about to be
feisty on your face,
you raggedy old tick.

[ crunching ]

[ coughs ]
It's filthy in here.

You know, it ain't like you
to get the authorities involved.

Look here, Bam.
Them children need a home.

Now get down
to that welfare office.

Get down there.
Break into it
if you have to,

and don't get caught up
in no "bureau-facy"
or nothin'.

Get them children
somewhere to stay.

Now that's
more like you.

Well, your
suspension's shot.

You've been taking
bumps too fast.

But I haven't,
I swear.

[ roars, screeches ]

That's tight.

[ music playing ]

I can't believe y'all slept
at the old lady's house
last night.

Yeah, how freaky
was that?

Did she try to eat you?
I bet she tried to eat you.

It was a'ight.

So, somebody let you into
her home and you thank her
by walking out on her?

Man, I told you
we don't need you here.

Oh, that's right.
You don't need help
from nobody.

How's that
workin' out for you?

That's
what I thought.

Honey, you go around
mad at the world
all your life,

the world ain't
gonna care about you.

The world already
doesn't care about me,
about nobody.

You right
for the most part, honey.

Most times,
the world don't care,

but there are
lots of people
that do,

and you have to recognize
when somebody really cares.

Do you understand,
little girl?

Boy, what you--
gimme this ball.

Now, if you gonna dribble,
bam, do it right.

You see that?
Br-rr-rr!

Bam.
[ laughs ]

- Do it right.
- [ thumping ]

And that's why we need
to restore Freedom Park

and the Moms Mabley
Youth Center.

What in the hello
is this?

[ shutters click ]

Betsy Holiday
for mayor.

- And I'm Madea...
- [ shutters click ]

...for get out
of my gym.

[ pops, squeals ]

[ kids giggling ]

[ laughs ]
Now, Madea,

I assure you,
I will not get the heck
out of your gym

until I have saved
the Moms Mabley
Youth Center.

Save?
What you mean save?

I'm going to make sure
that you children

and all
the other children
in this neighborhood

have a new,
safe place to play

for many, many,
many years to come.

[ cheering ]

All: Can we have
those smoothie robot
vending machines?

And wheelchair ramps?

And smoothie robot
vending-- oh, wait.

So, we don't need
the prize money anymore?

No, my dear.
Betsy is going to
take care of everything.

Now look here,
hairdo, or hair don't,
whatever that is on--

what is that on your head?
Is something living--
excuse me.

From what I've seen,
when somebody walks
in your door

saying they're gonna fix
all your problems, they're
usually up to "somethint."

Isn't that right?

This place needs
a helping hand.

That's where I
come in.

Girl, get outta here.
Don't act like you know
what this place needs.

You ain't from around here.
You didn't grow up here.

You didn't give
nobody a black eye
in that "cornter," I did.

You don't know
what you're talking about.

Well, I'll tell you
what I'm not.

- A criminal.
- [ beeps ]

This community's
been burned by
Mayor Thomas,

but I assure you
under Mayor Holiday...

[ shutter clicks ]

...things
will be different.

Just take a look
at what I've done
to Chastain Park.

Now, now, if you
can follow me outside,

we can start
the cleanup process.

[ cheering ]

As mayor, I'll do
what's necessary

to clean up
these streets.

And we'll do it
by recycling!

[ grinding ]

[ cheering ]

Children, we goin'
for a ride.

Madea:
Children, I want you all
to see something.

Welcome to the beautiful
Chastain Park.

Welcome
to Chastain Park.

[ quietly ]
Perp alert,
perp alert.

- This place is tight.
- For reals.

- Dang.
- We could sleep here
and no one would notice.

Whoo-hoo, look at all
these wheelchair ramps!

This must be what Heaven is like
if God was in a wheelchair.

But I guess He wouldn't be.
He's God.

I mean, if He
got in an accident,
He could just fix Himself.

[ snaps ]
Focus, young man.

Y'all see
a park "anty-where"?

What about that little
patch of grass?

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Man, there used to be
some sick courts over here.

Hey, look here.
This looks less like
Chastain Park

and more like
Chastain Parking Lot.

[ groans ]

Y'all gonna call me out
on my joke like that?

Okay, fine.
But that was funny.

[ laughs ]
I tickle myself.

[ water splashing ]

[ jingling ]

Help!

Come on, Dang Dang,
come on.

Ooh, that
Betsy Holiday,

she wants to do this
to Freedom Park.

I don't know who
she thinks she's helping.

Whatever happened
to community?

It's right there.

Not that kind of community.
Real community.

It's right there.

Boy, I ain't talkin'
about no store.

I'm talking
about community.

If that Holiday
"restores" Freedom Park,

we can say goodbye
to our youth center
and to our community.

There won't be nothin'
but fancy stores.

I think I'm gonna pay
Miss Betsy a little visit.

Ooh, ominous.

Heh, y'all ladies
need some help stretchin'?

- [ chuckles ]
- Hey!

[ beeping ]

Ooh, this gonna
have to be quick.

And the last piece
of the puzzle

is the Moms Mabley
Youth Center.

[ distant sirens blaring,
horns honking ]

Our polling shows
that this community

- is favoring
your new initiative.
- Perfect.

So if you secure the park,
you'll secure the mayor's
office.

[ crashes ]

Heller.

Madea, please come in
before you freeze.

Zip it, lippit.
Betsy, I took a little trip
down to Chastain Park today.

Or should I say
Chastain Park-ing Lot?

- [ snickers ]
- I knew y'all
were gonna laugh.

I like him.
[ laughs ]

I know you mean
to tear down Freedom Park.

[ groans ]

Will you excuse us
for a moment?

All right, Madea.

I've had about all
I can take from you.

[ snaps ]

Girl, you ugly
when you mad.

[ sirens blaring ]

- [ beeps ]
- [ chuckles ]

Oh, you can't
stop this, Madea.

It's what the people want.
It's what the voters want.

In two weeks,
that park will be mine.

Oh, really?
Okay, Betsy.

Well, I think
this $25,000 prize

will be enough to pay
for those building improvements
you were talking about.

- What you think?
- Those kids don't
stand a chance.

I've created my own team,
just to make sure.

You what?
Girl, what crazy you
talkin' about?

The Chastain Park
Players.

Super athletes,
you know.

Please, we could take on
those robots any day.

If you don't stay
out of my way,

I'm gonna bury you.

Oh, look here.
Betsy got some street
in her, I see.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, no, I do not.

- [ banging on door ]
- Oh, looks like
your ride is here.

You're gonna have to
come with us.

No, you don't understand.
That woman is gonna tear
down the center.

That woman?
You mean the future
mayor of this city?

- Let's go.
- Come on, Madea,

just follow the rules
and we won't have to do
this kind of stuff.

You know what? I take back
all the compliments
I gave to y'all.

You're-- both of you,
you look like--

you look
like a fart.

[ rattling, whirring ]

Can I get
one last tune-up?

[ clicking ]

- There ya go.
- Thanks, man.

[ grunts ]

[ creaking ]

That lady's gonna tear
this place down.

Yeah, and build stores
that only sell batteries.

[ scoffs ]
That's a wack
business model, yo.

Wait-- what
is going on here?

What the heck
is going on here?

Why aren't y'all
practicin' for the
Youth Center Games?

We need to win
that prize money.

- What are you
talking about?
- Listen to me.

That disgusting Holiday woman
can't legally buy Freedom Park

unless this place
gets shut down.

You mean whenit
gets shut down.

No, no, no, no.
It's not when it
gets shut down.

It's not gonna
get shut down.

Y'all are gonna win
that prize money

and get this building
up to code.

Do you understand?
You can do it.

Ankle bracelet lady
might be on to something, y'all.

We're just
gonna lose.

Son, if you don't try,
you've already lost.

Yeah, that's
what I'm saying.

Listen, if you
try your hardest and
do your absolute best,

I guarantee
you will save
this place,

but you're gonna
have to work hard.

My juice box
has a guarantee.

Oh, no, this is a
better guarantee, honey.

This is a Madea guarantee.
You can take that to the bank.

That means something.
You better ask some people.

Now who's with me?
Come on, who with me?

See? I can
follow them rules...
good-lookin'.

Oh, yeah, she's
talkin' about me.

No, no, no, no.
She's talking about me.

Okay, you know what?
You're delusional, man.

I'm delusional?
No, you'redelusional,
my friend.

Now, the key
to winning is-- bam.

[ all snickering ]

[ chuckles ]

- Mabel, that spells "pee."
- Thank you, Joe.

- [ laughs ]
Like urination.
- We got it, Joe.

I'm sorry
about my brother.

He's just what I call
an "eye-diot."

- Unh!
- [ all laugh ]

All right, now,
as you know, the game
has four competitions--

the 100-meter race,
three-on-three basketball,

weightlifting, and
then the team competition,
capture the flag, okay?

- [ grunts ]
- What the--

- Let me--
- Oh-- uh...

[ siren chirps ]

Bam.

We're just training,
Officer.

Now, go on.
I don't want you to see
a lady lookin' like this.

- She thinks I'm hot.
- You'rehot? You're--
no, I'm hot!

[ grunts ]

Whoo.

[ sniffs ]
Oh!

Oh, yes!

I don't know
if this is legal, Madea.

Look here, it ain't legal
for them to smell this
bad, either.

Watch out.

Sorry.

- Ooh.
- Act like we statues.

You mess with us,
we mess with you.

Y'all can't touch
the Mabley crew. Come on.

All:
You mess with us,
we mess with you.

Y'all can't touch
the Mabley crew.

You mess with us,
we mess with you.

Y'all can't touch
the Mabley crew.

Aw, how cute.
[ chuckles ]

They're actually
going to try and save
this dump.

You are going
to put a stop to this,
and fast.

Oh, not
to worry, sir.

- I-- I'll think of something.
- You better!

If I don't get my mall,
you don't get to be mayor.

And I'll kick you
back out onto the streets
where I found you.

Do you remember that,
Betsy-wetsy?

[ whimpering ]
No, please, don't, sir.

- Please.
- [ laughing ]

Man:
Remember, Betsy-wetsy.

I built you.

[ sobbing ]

And I can
break you.

Have I made
myself clear?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
[ sobbing ]

Good, Chris.
You're actually
starting to make some.

And, Lacey, you're scary.
That's good.

[ growls ]

Madea, Madea, Madea!

I finally got in touch
with Social Services.

They're gonna come
by your house tonight
and meet the children.

Oh, oh, I didn't realize
you were going down there
already.

I-- I-- I mean...

I whooped
their butts,

avoided the bureaucracy,
just like you told me to.

Come on, D.

But I thought
we were going back
to Madea's house?

What, so we can let us
hand her over to the state?

Naw, I'm not
letting her split us up.

Let's go.

[ ticking ]

Oh, they'll be here soon.

They probably
got stuck at the library.

[ chuckles nervously ]

[ groans ]

[ distant siren
wails ]

Dee, look
at these shoes.

[ sighs ]

We need
a sugar mama.

I promise you
I'm gonna find you
someplace safe to sleep soon.

I'm gonna find you
a real home.

- [ sirens blaring ]
- [ helicopter
blades whirring ]

[ gasps ]

D!

[ gasps ]

[ gasps ]

[ growling ]

- [ groaning ]
- [ growling ]

Dang Dang!

[ both groaning ]

Grab my hand!

[ gasps ]
No!

[ pants ]

[ line rings ]

On your mark...

get set...

- Joe!
- Eh!

[ horn blares ]

Where did y'all
sleep last night?

Why do you care?

We received an anonymous tip
that they were sleeping
at the park.

Little girl,
I was worried sick.

We looked
everywhere for y'all.

Apparently not.

Okay, that is it.
I have held back
for as long as I could.

What you need is
a good old spankin'
from back in the day.

Come here.
Come here, girl.

Oh, girl, girl.
You gonna get it now.

- Put me down!
- Let go of my sister!

- Hey! Hey!
- Ow! Ow!

- [ laughing ]
- Yeah, give it to her good!

Ms. Simmons,
what are you doing?

[ horn honks ]

Children,
cover your eyes.

No, I wanna
see this.

Now I know you ain't
show up on my turf again.

You ain't
gonna hurt these kids.

[ laughs ]
Oh, Madea, so colorful.

But I'm here
on a mission of love.

[ shutters click ]

You know,
when I was here
the other day,

I was particularly inspired
by two of your children.

There's nothing
that breaks my heart more

than seeing children
without a home.

That's why I'm going to adopt
little Delinquinetta here,

and her brother
Dang Dang.

- What?
- [ cheering ]

And from what I saw earlier,
it looks like I arrived
just in time.

- Child abuse, Madea?
- Mm-hmm.

"Mrs. Anonymous Tip,"
huh?

You are just terrible, using
these children just to get
your face on the T-Vision.

You know, Ms. Simmons,

someone's gotta
keep these kids
from being split apart.

So what does this mean?

It means, dear, that you
and your little brother
Dang Dang

will finally have
a suitable home.

It is time to settle this
the Madea way.

Well, isn't that
what got you in trouble
in the first place?

I think you've just
shown us all

that these children
are much better off with
a law-abiding caretaker.

Come here, dear.

I got your some
"Welcome to the family"
presents.

For you.

- [ music playing ]
- Whoa, dang!

Sugar mama.

And for you.

[ gasps ]
These are for me?

Oh, go on,
try them on.

That was the shoes
conforming precisely

to the shape
of your foot.

All:
Dang!

Come on, girl, take
them ugly, gaudy shoes off.

We got to go practice.
Come on.

Netta, I know
the thing you want more
than anything in the world

is that your brother
have a safe place to live.

[ music playing ]

Please, let me
give you that place.

Honey, don't you
fall for that.

What this woman
is offering you,
that is not a home.

- Trust me.
- And, what, you are?

You're just trying
to get rid of us.

All right,
we'll come live with you.

Really?

Oh, wonderful!

Welcome
to the family.

- [ cheering ]
- [ shutters clicking ]

What about
the rest of us?

What about the games?

I am so sorry to say
Netta and Dang Dang

won't be able to compete
with you in the games.

I'm so sorry,
children.

Well, what
about the center?

We need you guys.

Don't worry,
children.

Mayor Betsy will
take care of you.

I'm sorry, y'all,
but we gotta look out
for our own, you know.

I thought
we wereyour own.

Do something,
Madea!

- Yeah, come on.
- You just can't
let this happen.

We need you!

Well, ain't nothin'
I say

gonna change
that little girl's mind.

I got nothing
in my purse to fix this.

Come along, children,
let's go home.

How could you
let this happen?

Now there's no way
we'll win the games
and save the center.

Yeah, don't you care
about what happens
to them, to the center?

Course I do,
but cryin' never
fixed nothin'.

We just gotta get out there
and do what we do.

- Now, come on.
- Judge Michaels called.

We have to
take you in.

Says he saw a video
of you and Netta.

You're
a YouTube star now.

Wonderful.

Don't worry, children,
I'll be back to help
you all out.

I'll be back.
I'm gonna go fix this
and I'll be right back.

Don't. You usually
just make things worse.

Guess we're on our own
for the games tomorrow.

Whoa.

Baller!
Yeah, I could
get used to this.

Oh, you will,
and please don't use
that word in my house.

Hey, look, there's
the youth center.

Ooh, it looks terrible
even from here, doesn't it?

I don't know,
it looks a'ight.

Well, you shouldn't
look back.

I never did.

You just need to embrace
the finer things in life.

Now, don't
bother me.

Agh!

[ foghorn blows ]

[ singing ]

[ singing continues ]

It's clear that you have
not learned your lesson,
Ms. Simmons.

You don't understand, Judge,
I was trying to help.

I was trying
to help her!

By spanking her?
Save it.

We've heard this
before.

I don't want you
anywhere near those kids
or the youth center.

You'll fulfill the rest
of your sentence under
house arrest.

No!

[ beeps ]

I can't do
no house arrest.

I have to be at the game.
Those kids need me.

- [ beeps ]
- Court dismissed.

- [ chimes ]
- Yay, I did it,
I did it.

You know, I actually
believe her this time.

Me, too, and I'm
the handsome one.

- [ car door closes ]
- [ engine starts ]

Once upon a time there was
a wooden puppet who didn't
do what he was told.

He was a bad, bad puppet

so he never
became real.

The end.
Go to sleep!

[ spectators cheering ]

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the 17th annual
Youth Center Games!

[ cheering ]

No sign
of Madea anywhere.

Man, she ain't comin'.

- Hey!
- What in the--

[ music playing ]
♪ I'm the greatest,
yeah, I'm the greatest ♪

♪ Ain't got no doubt,
let me say what's
on your mind ♪

♪ I'm the greatest,
I'm the greatest... ♪

[ cheering ]

Hola! Hola!

This year, we have
six hopeful teams competing

for the $25,000 prize!

And now,
without further ado,

let the games begin!

[ cheering ]

Ooh, that judge.
Ooh, he made me so mad.

He don't know
what he doin', Joe.

Oh, he done gone rogue.
He got to be stopped.

Think he could lock me
up in here with you.

[ beeps ]

I made a promise
to those children.

[ beeping ]

"P.E.E."!

You need one of them
adult diapers?

[ grunts ]
"P... E..."

[ beeping ]

Ah! No, no!

No, you don't!

[ music playing ]

- [ tires squealing ]
- [ beeping ]

- Ooh.
- [ beeps ]

"P... E.E."!

[ beeping ]

You can do it, Madea!

[ beeping continues ]

[ blasts ]

Whoo, yes!

Call Bam, Joe!
We gonna need a car!

I'm free,
free at last!
Free at last.

Ooh, hoo-hoo.

Well, this is cozy.

Announcer:
As the brackets compete,

we'll see which two teams

end up in
the final team competition,

capture the flag!

[ horn blares ]

[ cheering ]

Ooh, look at her run!

- [ whistle tweets ]
- [ all cheer ]

[ horn blares ]

And it will be
the Chastain Park

versus the underdogs
at the Moms Mabley
Youth Center.

Wow, who could've
expected this?

- [ shutters clicking ]
- [ cheering ]

[ sirens blaring ]

I can't believe
she beat the bracelet.

[ horns honking ]

Wow, she's good.

[ screeching, crashing ]

I'm sorry, Officer!

But I got some children to help.
I'll see y'all in a bit.

[ helicopter blades
whirring ]

[ snaps ]

Hey, where'd she go?

Ooh, this a nice tree.
What is that, spruce?

[ sniffs ]
I believe that's pine.

Ooh, smells good.
Smells like springtime
in Paris...

Mississippi.

Bam:
I'm gonna lose
my dentures!

[ bell ringing ]

Oh, no, Madea!

You gonna
kill us, woman.

- [ screeching ]
- [ screaming ]

Would you two be quiet?

[ squealing ]

[ sirens blaring ]

Bam:
Oh, my.

Joe:
What did you do
to this car, Mabel?

[ helicopter blades
whirring ]

Ooh, they just can't
get enough of me, can they?

[ sirens blaring ]

Ooh, you can't stop Madea.
Madea always fight back.

Ah!

I'm gonna show
those little ones

how to deal
with their problems,

and I'll get it done
like I always do 'cause
I'm Madea, baby.

Come on, Madea.

Well, heller,
good-lookin'.

She was talking
to me.

Actually, I was talkin'
to both of y'all,

I'm gonna show that Holiday
woman what the what's what.

She tryin' to fix the game
so my kids can't save
the youth center.

I told y'all,
good-lookin',

I gotta help these kids,
good-lookin'.

Are y'all gonna help me
or what, good-lookin'?

What'd you have
in mind?

[ whirring ]

Bam:
I told you we should
spend more time in church!

Joe:
Do I have time
to make my confession?

Let's go save
the youth center,
good-lookin'!

- [ sirens blaring ]
- I ain't never
been on this side.

Feels good to be
on the right side.

Wow! Let's do this,
po-po!

In a few minutes,
the final competition begins,

and from the looks of it,
the Mabley kids

don't stand a chance
of winning that $25,000 prize.

[ sirens approaching ]

[ tires screech ]

[ gasps ]
It's Madea.

She came back.

Nah, she's just being
chased by the police again.

Maybe not.

Y'all ready
to go out there
and save our home?

- She came back.
- And she brought
some friends.

[ growls ]

My friends
drove all this way
for a good show,

and you're gonna
give it to 'em,
ain't that right, kids?

You mess with us,
we mess with you,

y'all can't touch
the Mabley crew.

All:
You mess with us,
we mess with you,

y'all can't touch
the Mabley crew.

Hoo-hoo-hoo-
hoo-hoo-hoo.

You crazy woman.

- Netta, what are you--?
- Shh.

Whoa!

I think we about
to get a little help.

Excuse me, Netta, dear,
where are you going?

Where we belong.

This is yours.

By the way,
you're gonna owe
a lot in texts.

Announcer:
What is this?

It appears as if two
of the Chastain teammates

are switching over
to the Mabley team.

Twist!

Welcome back.

You can't
do this to me!

Enjoy this beatdown,
Betsy!

Enjoy this beatdown!

[ whistle tweets ]

Now go win
this thing.

Take your places,
take your places.

Announcer:
All right, folks,
you know the rules.

One member of the team
must grab the other team's flag

without being touched
and take it back to their side.

First one
to do this wins.

[ necks crackling ]

Gross.

[ whistle tweets ]

- [ knuckles crackle ]
- No mercy!

[ whistle tweets ]

[ barking ]

[ whistle tweets ]

- [ whistle tweets ]
- Hey!

- [ crowd cheering ]
- Great teamwork.

That's my Mabley kids.

Whoa!

[ groans ]

[ panting ]

[ panting ]

Get her!

I can't do this.
There's no way.

If you don't try,
you already lost.

No!

Announcer:
10 seconds on the clock.

- Nine, eight, seven...
- Yeah, go, that's it,
right there!

Announcer:
Six, five, four,

three, two, one!

[ horn blares ]

And the winners
of the 17th Annual
Youth Center Games

are the Chastain Park
team!

Yes! Go!
Give 'em no mercy!

Go, go, go!

[ shutter clicks ]

All right, Madea,

say goodbye to your
Freedom Park and--

[ laughs ]
your freedom.

Something
ain't right.

What's that?

[ beeps ]

Now, wait a minute
How did that get on there?

Well, look at this.
What do we have here?

[ beeps ]

[ spectators gasp ]

Well, it's obvious
what's going on here.

I'm Betsy Holiday,
beloved and--

[ stutters ]
Who wants a burger?

[ spectators booing ]

Perp alert,
perp alert.

Uh-oh.

[ siren chirps ]

Don't worry, Madea.
We'll get the kids' money.

No, no, no, I think
my expertise is needed.

[ music playing ]

Those ratty kids,
thinking they can stop me.

Me!

- [ sirens wailing ]
- What the--

Me and my good-lookin' boys
are coming for you, Betsy!

No!

[ tuning ]

I knew you were
from the hood!
[ laughs ]

Well, so am I.

[ brakes squeal ]

[ screams ]

[ tires screech ]

Girl, you better
watch them turns.

[ screams ]

[ sirens wailing ]

Look like
your ride's here.

No--!

I knew that added torque
would come in handy.

Betsy Holiday,
you're under arrest.

Thattaboy,
good-lookin'.
[ giggles ]

This is what happens
when you try to run
from who you are.

You know what?
I think she needs

some good old-fashioned
"commun-tity" service.

I-- I-- I can't
go back.

Don't make me go back
to that disgusting park.

I can't look back.
[ sobbing ]

It's okay, sweetheart.
Let it out.

Joe is here for ya.

Let me ask you
something, baby.

How you feel about
a man with an oxygen tank?

Madea!

The Moms Mabley Youth Center
is saved!

[ all cheering ]

- [ sobbing ]
- [ sirens blaring ]

Thank you, Madea.

♪ We're gonna
raise the roof ♪

♪ Yes, we are

♪ We're gonna
raise the roof tonight ♪

♪ Raise the roof

♪ Yes, we are

♪ We're gonna
raise the roof tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna sing and shout
and praise His name ♪

♪ Let's call and rejoice
and let His truth proclaim ♪

♪ We feel His power
deep down in our hearts ♪

♪ His love and mercy
never will depart ♪

♪ We're gonna
raise the roof,
yes, we are ♪

♪ We're gonna raise
the roof tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna
raise the roof tonight ♪

♪ Raise the roof,
yes, we are ♪

♪ We're gonna
raise the roof tonight ♪

♪ We're gonna raise
the roof tonight. ♪

[ cheering ]

- I gotta tell you, Mabel.
I'm proud of you.
- What's that?

Gettin' the police
on your side this time.

Maybe you can teach
an old dog new tricks.

Did you say "old dog"?
Girl, I'm younger than you.

By five days.

Both of y'all
old as Methuselah.
Please shut up.

So, Mabel, I heard
from Social Services.

Mm-hmm.

And Netta and Dang Dang
are on the list for
a foster home.

A real
foster home.

And they ain't gonna
get split up.

Aw, now, that's
wonderful, Bam,

but you know what?
Them children
are saying with me

until Social Services
can prove to me

that they gonna find
a good place for both
of them to be in together.

Oh, hi, there,
good-lookin'.

Uh-oh, what'd
you do now, woman?

Oh, they ain't
here for me.

They got a new assignment.
[ laughs ]

How you doin',
Miss Holiday?

You ain't on
no holiday right now.

Good morning,
Madea, everyone.

- How ya doin'?
- Hey, hey.

Well, don't you seem
surprisingly cheery

for a woman
who lost everything?

Well, I got
my life back.

When I was working for The Man,
I got so caught up in--

Well, that's wonderful,
Betsy.

Wonderful.
That's really,
really, really wonderful.

Oops, excuse me.
[ chuckles ]

Oops, excuse me.
[ laughs ]

Excuse-- ooh, excuse--

This isn't over,
Madea.

[ horns honking ]

[ The Man groans ]

The Man:
We need to have
hydraulics put in.

[ honks ]
Heller!

Ooh.
I must've fell asleep.

[ music playing on TV ]

Hmm.

What happened
to that button?

What they put
in this stuff?

I guess.
Turn that off.

[ distant sirens
wailing ]

Oh, there are some
good-lookin' cops out there--

good-lookin' cops?

Hmm.

[ instrumental music
playing ]