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Asshole! Son of a bitch
is gonna kill somebody.
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He's still alive.
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Lloyd, will you get the tape?
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Let's move it!
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- How much further?
- Two more flights.
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- You said up the street.
- It's right there, Grandma! God!
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- Let's just forget about it!
- Come on!
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- Take your hand off me!
- I'll go get the TV.
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You think I'm gonna let you
walk away with my $300? No way.
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Good idea. This guy might not
be totally legit.
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- Who is it?
- It's me.
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- Me who?
- Cornbread! Open up.
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I want the you-know-what.
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- You didn't use the code.
- The fat man walks slowly!
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The fat man need to lose some weight!
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Just open the fucking door!
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What's all this hostility about?
How you doing? Who's this?
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- Who's with you?
- Frank.
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Frank, how you doing?
That short for Frankfurter?
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Don't stand out here like
a couple of roaches.
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- Come on in, Frankfurter.
- Place smells like a pigsty!
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I know. That's the dead guy next door.
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He died on the toilet. They gotta
wipe his ass and take him away.
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- You don't want no car phone?
- I said I wanted a TV!
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You said this piece of shit
had color TVs!
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Are you wasting my time?
You give me my money back.
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Frankfurter! Frankfurter!
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Don't get all hyper. Cornbread
telling you what else we got.
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- The TV's in the other room.
- Get it, then!
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- Go get it!
- Before I kick both your asses!
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Yeah! Before he kick both our asses!
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Damn!
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All the crazy dudes in the world
to have working for you.
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- Did you ever hear the one about...?
- Hey, what are you doing?
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- It's dinnertime.
- Can't that shit wait?
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- Not in front of me!
- You hungry? I got some chicken left.
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Here you go. Here's some chicken.
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Hey, man, I dug in a lot of
garbages for that!
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Let me hold your belt.
I gotta get this vein up.
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A vein just don't come every day,
you gotta get it...
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Let me wear your belt!
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All right! Hurry up, you piece
of trash! Hate you people!
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I figured that out when you
walked in the room.
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Oh, God!
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- Oh, God.
- What's the matter?
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- What's happening?
- That shit was no good!
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What happened?
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- He took some bad drugs.
- Shit! Take this and go!
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Before the cops come! Run, fatso!
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Come on, man.
Don't you die on me! Slim?
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No! Go! He's dead.
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You bastards!
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Mo' money! Mo' money!
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- Look at that!
- Here.
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- Hey!
- What?
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That was fun!
You seen the look on the guy's face?
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You should've seen when I gave
him the chicken.
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- What's the matter?
- Tooth hurts.
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- Which one?
- Right here.
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Get it fixed.
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Hey, yo. Check it out.
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- Oh, snap. Go get that.
- All right.
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- Easy. Easy, baby.
- Good evening, officer.
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- Keep moving, or I'll take you in!
- Johnny, that's really not funny.
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- Nice night.
- Move it!
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Here's some chicken.
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Stop, you sons of bitches!
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- You chasing those guys?
- They robbed me.
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Get away from me, fucking bum!
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- I'm a cop.
- Hey! Wait a minute!
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- Stop! Police!
- Here comes fatso! Come on!
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- Stop! Police!
- Here comes fatso! Come on!
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- Hold that for me!
- Look out! Coming through!
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Come on!
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Hold it!
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You get them. I'm finished.
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You're mine! Shit!
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Get off my car!
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Young man? Pay your fare.
Pay your fare! Pay your fare!
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Pay your fare! Comb your hair!
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- What do we got here, Mills?
- Ted Forrest, age 47.
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Died at 1:13. Messenger for
the Dynasty Corporation.
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- It appears to be another hit-and-run.
- I just don't understand it.
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Yeah, it is pretty insane.
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How do they get the jelly
into these things?
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- Any of you touch this?
- I gave orders not to move anything.
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Well, somebody did.
Wonder what that means?
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- I don't know, sir.
- Me neither. Thank you. Hold that.
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Oh, boy. Get me that case.
I'll deliver that myself.
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You wrap everything else up.
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- I got a few things I gotta do.
- Yes, sir.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Sure.
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Hey! Anybody got some paper?
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Sounds like you need the Sunday Tfmes.
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Like I said, I had that
little bitch by the neck.
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Started twisting till it snapped.
Almost killed that little ho!
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Then my mom come running in saying,
"What you doing to your sister?"
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She lucky, man!
They both lucky! You know? Pop!
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Two for one! She my mom,
but she ain't breast-feeding me!
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Now Mom talking about
pressing charges on me.
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Man, I don't give a damn-blam-Sam.
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I'm ready to jam!
I do time for breakfast!
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"What you got for me today, judge?
Five years?
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Yeah! Seven years, judge?
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Give me life, judge.
I got an appetite. Big one!"
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That's what I'm gonna tell the judge!
"Judge, kiss this ass!"
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- That's right!
- Hey, my man! You using that hat?
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- Hey, man! What's your problem?
- Give me a cigarette, boy.
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- I don't smoke.
- I said give me a cigarette!
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- Stewart! Visitor!
- I don't smoke.
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Wrong answer.
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You're supposed to say,
"I'll get you one."
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- I'll get you one.
- Jonathan Stewart!
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As soon as you find
your fucking balls!
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You're dead! You're dead!
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- It's not funny.
- What's up with you? You getting old?
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The stupid transit cop.
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I thought Frankfurter got you!
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If they find out about my probation,
I could go away.
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Don't worry. I got you a lawyer.
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- Is he good?
- What's my name?
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- Is he?
- What's my name?
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- Is he good?
- He's the best lawyer in town!
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For the money.
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Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate
my wisdom on the defendant.
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Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate
my wisdom on the defendant.
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Since he has been incarcerated in the
propaganda of the prison structure...
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...on the issue of
the court thing. Yes!
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And I must say here
that it has been a real...
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...didactic experience for him,
as you can see.
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Can I get a witness? Yes, Lord.
And I must say...
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...that both physically
and geographically...
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...if he be sent to the bowels
of the community, I said...
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...if he be sent to the bowels...
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...the manifestation will be much
too much for him to resign!
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I rest my scrotum.
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- Are you serious?
- Oh, yes, sir!
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Oh, Mr. Stewart!
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The last time I saw you was...
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...only three months ago.
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I said if you showed
your stupid face again...
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...I would put you underneath
the jail, didn't I?
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- Yes, Your Honor.
- Did you think I was playing?
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No, Your Honor.
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I'm considering postponing your case
for a few months...
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...just to let you think about
how you're wasting my time!
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Since you've been so ill-represented
by the "propaganda of the court"...
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...l'll have a sympathetic
"decapany" on this case. Dismissed.
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- Your Honor!
- Thank you.
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And you get out of my court
before I send you away! Next case.
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Roscoe Kent versus Elvira Kent.
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That's right, judge!
Put him under the jail.
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Could I get Reverend Pimp Daddy
to be my lawyer, please?
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Reverend, my sister'll work it off
for you when she gets better.
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- One day your ass is mine.
- Yeah, come on! Come on!
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You were sweating in there.
You're not as tough as you think.
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- Thanks for getting me out, Walsh.
- Me? Are you hungry?
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- Nope.
- Well, I am.
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I thought you were
supposed to be working.
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I quit.
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- I'm sorry?
- I said, I quit!
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Oh, I see. You quit.
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Maybe I should quit helping some punk
make something of his life.
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What happened to Kluck-A-Bucks?
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I was in a chicken costume, giving
out coupons. It didn't fit my image.
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What image?
You're unemployed, you're invisible.
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You're not even a statistic.
John, a job is a job!
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- Tell that to the white boys!
- You're gonna have to try harder!
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You can clean shithouses,
as long as it's an honest buck.
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- I won't clean shithouses.
- Take a look around you. Is this it?
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You gonna be happy with this
your whole life?
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You tell me what it is
that you wanna do.
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- Maybe a cop, like my father.
- You don't have what it takes.
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Talking about your father,
I tell you, he was...
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"The best cop ever." He's dead!
So what does that say?
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Not too much, according to you.
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But he was my partner!
He saved my life! You understand?
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He was stupid.
You're here and he's gone.
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I can't help that.
I'll tell you about your dad.
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- We're sitting in on a stakeout...
- Oh, God, not again!
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What about Seymour?
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What does he do with his life?
Drugs? Play Cornbread?
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Who can he look up to? You?
You're too involved with yourself!
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Go ahead, turn your back on me
like you always do!
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Hey, John!
It ain't gonna fall from the sky!
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You gotta work for what you want!
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Look at me, at least!
I'm yelling at you!
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It was about 90 degrees.
You got kids?
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Johnny! Sweet and sour pork
very, very good!
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- How'd you like the lawyer?
- Filthy. Move!
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You out, ain't you?
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Guess you won't be coming
to my concert!
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This is the system designed to cut
down on fraud and unpaid charges.
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We developed this through interviews
with 300 Dynasty Club authorizers.
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This computer can determine
credit approval.
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The computer decides
who gets credit and who doesn't?
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Who would have guessed? Technology.
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Remember when you had
to heat an iron on the stove?
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I have no frame of reference.
I'm a man of the computer age.
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- Another tough question.
- Yes?
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I lose my credit card. Someone finds
it and goes on a shopping spree.
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Please. Sit.
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- I'm listening.
- Does the computer pick up on that?
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Well, yes and no. It's harder during
Christmas, when shopping's heavier.
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On the whole,
it's a very effective system.
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Ain't that something.
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I hate to be so pedantic,
but it's "isn't that something."
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- Isn't that something?
- Yes. It's a shame.
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- What is?
- Mr. Forrest's death. It's a shame.
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Could I get a printout
of the names on that tape?
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Certainly. Anything else I could do?
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No, thank you.
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Thank you for the English lesson.
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I got what you need!
Hey, get high off this!
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- Yo, check it out, baby!
- Hey, nice lady!
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You look good!
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Hey, buy a book for your kid.
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- Tell your mommy to buy a book.
- Screw you!
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I'll knock you out!
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Customer's always right.
Folks, knowledge is the key.
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No one cares about children.
Why else is Bush in office?
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- I gotta do something. Walsh said...
- Fuck Walsh! He don't care about us!
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Stay here and sell these damn books!
I'm going to get paid!
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Ladies and gentlemen, knowledge
is the key to understanding and... Damn!
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We gonna get paid today!
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Yo, my man! Come and play
a game of three-card.
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Red card.
You want the red card.
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Excuse me? How much is this book?
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For you? Free, take it.
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- Nothing in America is free.
- Love is.
232
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,009
- Really?
- I think your kid will like it.
233
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,311
I don't have a kid.
234
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,614
Yes, Lord.
235
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,849
- Two dollars.
- What happened to free?
236
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,755
It's America, remember?
237
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,828
This is great. You should read it.
238
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,335
Yeah?
Could I read it to you now?
239
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,697
The Ice Cream Dream.
240
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,539
Wonder what that's about.
241
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:19,470
I wfsh I had fce cream
Itll look just lfke you
242
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,046
Sweet- tastfng chocolate
All the way through
243
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,943
Id lfck ft slow...
244
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,984
You're fresh.
I'll take my book before it melts.
245
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:34,117
Come again.
And again and again.
246
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,920
Never the black.
You want the red.
247
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,223
- I think the lady wants to play.
- All right!
248
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,966
Make a buck, 10 gets you 20.
249
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,037
- How do you know?
- Trust me. I sell children's books.
250
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,140
Come on, Miss Lady Girl.
251
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:55,042
Never the black, always the red!
Open your ears, and hear what I said!
252
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,215
What you got?
253
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,987
You sure?
254
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,752
Yeah, she wants the right card.
255
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,724
Bam!
256
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:17,198
- We got a lucky winner, you all!
- Winner! Winner!
257
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,896
See, it ain't impossible!
Here!
258
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,734
Forty gets you 80!
259
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,878
Once again, never the black!
You want the red.
260
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,475
What you got?
261
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,848
Middle card.
262
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,349
You sure you want this one?
263
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,920
- You sure?
- Come on.
264
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:51,703
- She won!
- Another lucky winner!
265
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,030
I think she won all that!
266
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,468
Oh, you won it all!
267
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,469
This is her lucky day!
268
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,148
- You're gonna take the money and run?
- I won it.
269
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,813
You sold me out for some ass?
What do I do now?
270
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:13,080
- Sell those books.
- Sell some books?
271
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:27,501
- Excuse me, I didn't get your name.
- Amber.
272
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,107
Amber? I like that!
Excuse me, Miss Amber.
273
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:34,005
Can we get together for lunch?
274
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,181
- Can we get together?
- I'm busy.
275
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:47,486
Hi, remember me?
How about dinner?
276
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,194
How about breakfast?
277
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,498
How about a drink?
278
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,372
The water fountain's right over there.
279
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,849
She wants me.
280
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:36,172
- I'm applying for the mailroom job.
- Did you fill out an application?
281
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,139
- No.
- Here.
282
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,805
Fill this out.
283
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,579
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
284
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,013
I really mean it. Good luck.
285
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,883
Many people say that. They're crazy!
286
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:56,821
They want you to have bad luck.
But I believe everyone can succeed.
287
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,394
Homeboy!
288
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:04,528
I refuse to get paranoid or hostile
in a competitive situation.
289
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:08,434
I think this job is the key for me.
So does my shrink.
290
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,006
He even lowered my prescription.
291
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:15,043
I gotta conquer the whole
self-esteem thing. Boom!
292
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:18,614
I have an eating disorder,
you know.
293
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,682
- No?
- Sure. Threw up on the way over.
294
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,217
I had a negative self-image as a kid.
295
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,426
They think I'm fat and loathsome,
but I'll fight them.
296
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:34,429
I'll show them that they can't
rob me of my right to exist!
297
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,930
Next.
298
00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:44,635
Come in.
299
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,539
Hi.
300
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:55,580
Some interesting responses here,
Mr. Stewart.
301
00:25:56,088 --> 00:26:01,549
It says here that you attended
Mt. Holyoke College in Massachusetts.
302
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,228
Four years of work, work, work.
303
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:07,660
Isn't Mount Holyoke
an all-girls school?
304
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:12,496
No, they changed that.
Probably as soon as I got there.
305
00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:18,467
- Are you related to Tracey Stewart?
- Yeah, that's my aunt.
306
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:21,271
- He's a man.
- His wife's my aunt.
307
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:24,505
You should put that
on your application.
308
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:30,689
Tracey is an asset to this company.
He keeps things in order around here.
309
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,481
Well, he's funny about nepotism.
310
00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:39,324
I'd rather do this on my own, so I'd
appreciate it if you didn't tell him.
311
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,431
You certainly have personality.
312
00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:45,967
Listen, I'll review
your application...
313
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:51,142
...check out a few references,
and get back to you in a few days.
314
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:55,970
This is your correct
telephone number, isn't it?
315
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,274
- Yes. Yes, sir.
- Good.
316
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,950
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
317
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,049
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
318
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,560
Next, please. Next?
319
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:13,658
Yo, big head.
320
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:17,165
Yo, what took you so long?
I've been home and back.
321
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,064
- You talk to her?
- Yeah.
322
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,636
- Did you get her number?
- No.
323
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:25,366
- So what took you so long?
- I think I got a job.
324
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,475
- A job?
- Yeah.
325
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,708
- Johnny, a job ain't nothing but work.
- I know. Let's eat.
326
00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,182
Calm down, Timmy. Timmy.
327
00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:43,255
Stop it, now. Calm down. Calm down.
328
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:46,396
What are you doing?
Get him out.
329
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,600
- Mister, I forgot his...
- Get him out!
330
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:53,770
I forgot his medicine at home.
Don't touch the eggs.
331
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:56,599
No, no, not the eggs, my God.
332
00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:00,676
Get him out.
Let him die in the street like a dog.
333
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,575
Don't talk. See? Look at that.
334
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,841
- Not the eggs.
- What do you want me to do?
335
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,019
Get turkey. He needs lactate.
336
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,916
- Laxative?
- No, lactate.
337
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,387
Fix him a turkey sandwich.
Hurry, he's crazy.
338
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,390
Timmy, not the cans, no!
339
00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:19,291
Not my cans. What are you doing?
340
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,125
Okay, I fix, I fix.
Here. Here.
341
00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:27,531
Put more on, that's not enough
lactate. Timmy wants more lactate.
342
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:31,640
Don't touch those chips.
Don't touch the cakes.
343
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,903
Timmy, stop it.
Beep-beep-beep-beep.
344
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:40,482
- What's this "beep-beep"?
- Put some more turkey and mayo on.
345
00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:44,120
A whole lot of mayo.
Thank you, mister.
346
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,788
Timmy, stop it.
347
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:48,687
Mayo. Here's more mayo. Mayo, here.
348
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,794
Thank you, thank you.
349
00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:56,457
You're welcome. Now get him out.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
350
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,397
- Give him a kiss.
- Please go!
351
00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:02,471
Get out of here. Get out, now.
352
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,006
- Get him out of my store.
- And be more happy.
353
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:21,756
How long does a coroner's report take?
We'll be dead when it comes.
354
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,052
I've tried...
355
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:28,859
Get over there, even if you have to
examine the damn body yourself. Go.
356
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,261
Remember the trouble you caused?
357
00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:35,668
Get your hands off me, you
bald-headed, flatfoot faggot!
358
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:40,709
You were my best customer! Busting
me because I won't do you for free?
359
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:45,940
- Right, liar. Come on!
- Get that whore away from my door.
360
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:51,122
- You see what you started, Mary?
- What happened to us?
361
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:55,221
Lieutenant? I just got off
the phone with the lab.
362
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,952
Autopsy confirms Forrest's broken
neck wasn't from the accident.
363
00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:00,961
- I said that.
- It happened...
364
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,498
After the fact. It's official.
365
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:03,769
So, anyway. Everybody's laughing
and having fun.
366
00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:07,136
So, anyway. Everybody's laughing
and having fun.
367
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:10,864
When all of a sudden,
Sandy jump up and run out!
368
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,407
Child! He done forgot his Depends!
369
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,511
Hey! Miss! Miss!
370
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:19,343
Could you hurry?
I'm waiting on a call.
371
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,179
I don't give a rat's ass!
372
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:27,356
I put 25 cents in here. When
it's used up, then I hang up!
373
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:30,323
We've waited two days
for the phone to ring!
374
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,396
That's because Moms Mabley
won't hang up!
375
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,124
He's gonna call. I got a feeling.
376
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:39,031
I got a feeling they hired somebody.
377
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:42,173
You just want to be around
that stupid girl!
378
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:45,899
You think they're gonna hire
a convicted criminal?
379
00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,442
I ain't John Gotti!
380
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,910
You sure ain't.
John Gotti was getting paid!
381
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:55,748
- Now you can use the phone!
- Thanks. Hey, my man! It's broken.
382
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,855
Go shave that crust-ache off your lip.
383
00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:03,257
See? It still ain't ringing.
384
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:11,258
Get away from my cab!
Get a job! Join a union!
385
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,597
Join a Boy's Club!
386
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,239
See that cab over there?
387
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:35,383
Maybe you can help me. I need to get
to 33rd Street and 3rd Avenue.
388
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,926
Let me guess,
not from around here?
389
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,998
- My bald head gave me away?
- I'll whiz you over there. $50.
390
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:46,067
- I won't even turn on the metre.
- I don't have money.
391
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:50,332
- You fucking immigrant!
- But, wait. Excuse me!
392
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:55,409
Hello? Excuse me?
I got to go get the money.
393
00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:56,805
What money?
394
00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:59,984
I have $10,000 at
my grandmother's house.
395
00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,653
My time is worth money.
$200, on spec.
396
00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,788
$200!
397
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:14,097
$150, I give you $150...
398
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,666
I told you he'd call!
399
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:20,269
You son of a bitch!
I'll rip your throat out!
400
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:25,268
Stewart residence.
Yes, this is him.
401
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,512
Yes, tomorrow will be fine.
402
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,214
Thank you. Thank you very much.
403
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,975
Yes! I got the job!
404
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,048
- I got a job, man!
- Filthy!
405
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:56,970
You must be Jonathan Stewart.
I'm your supervisor, Chris Fields.
406
00:32:57,175 --> 00:33:01,077
Everyone! I'd like to introduce you
to a new employee today.
407
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,541
His name is Jonathan Stewart!
408
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:05,539
Hi, Johnny baby!
409
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,978
By the way, that's Charlotte.
410
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,986
Come on. I'll introduce you
to your machine.
411
00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:16,384
Keep going. You're doing good.
412
00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:21,722
- You better get used to paper cuts.
- I'll get gloves or something.
413
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,025
What do I do with this?
414
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:28,695
That's a credit card that
Mr. Jeffrey wants cancelled.
415
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,738
Idiot didn't break it in half.
He's supposed to.
416
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,241
- Why is that?
- Our cards go out pre-approved.
417
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:39,543
They have to be processed before
they can be cancelled.
418
00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,378
I see we got a new guy.
419
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:45,215
Johnny, this is Keith Heading.
He's head of security.
420
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,119
- Hi.
- Hi, Johnny.
421
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:52,028
Hear the one about the guy
who goes to a psychiatrist?
422
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,755
"I'm having weird dreams.
Last night I was a wigwam.
423
00:33:54,966 --> 00:34:00,233
The night before I was a tepee."
Psychiatrist says, "You're two tents."
424
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,337
- Chris, you got a minute?
- Sure.
425
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,947
- Excuse us. Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
426
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:15,744
Hey, Johnny baby!
What are you doing for lunch?
427
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,783
- Working.
- On who?
428
00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:23,226
- You've got the most beautiful lips!
- Oh, really?
429
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,065
Chris, come here.
430
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:35,729
- How about the new guy?
- Johnny's great. He'll stick around.
431
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,031
I gotta poop.
432
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,472
What the fuck is going on?
433
00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:43,774
- I got scared.
- Scared of what?
434
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:47,183
What are you scared of?
Have a nightmare?
435
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:53,122
- I don't have time for a scare.
- I didn't know people would be hurt or...
436
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,622
- Or what?
- Or dying.
437
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:59,490
Well, Mr. Butthole, you let him be
a lesson to you.
438
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:04,595
We got 26 days to make
30 million dollars.
439
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,031
People are waiting on product.
440
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,531
You know what I mean?
441
00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:13,033
Nod if you understand.
442
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:17,648
Oh, you're red. You're getting blue.
443
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,545
I wonder how long it takes
to get white?
444
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,118
Christ! I gotta get
back to my office.
445
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,650
You get me those cards, okay?
446
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:38,364
Hey, don't forget!
You're my number one guy.
447
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,507
Terry! How are you?
448
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:12,963
- Yo, Chris? That you?
- Yeah.
449
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,072
Why you crying, man?
You constipated?
450
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:22,512
You should try rocking back and forth.
That's what I do.
451
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:32,189
You said it would take an hour.
It's been longer. That's unacceptable.
452
00:36:34,059 --> 00:36:36,254
Allison, file this, please.
453
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,524
What happens if I push this button?
454
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:44,293
- How did you get in here?
- I work here.
455
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,562
- What can I do for you?
- It's my lunch break.
456
00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,263
I'm looking for
someone nice to talk to.
457
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:55,236
Maybe show me around.
You wouldn't happen to know someone?
458
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,573
- Actually, yes. I do.
- Yeah?
459
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,752
Yeah. Charlotte.
460
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:08,449
Right. What do you do in
this department?
461
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,593
- Don't sit on my desk.
- Sorry.
462
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,286
I run this department.
463
00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:17,264
Why don't you hook me up
so I can leave the mailroom?
464
00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:22,168
Acquisitions is having babies
about the C-89 form. Finished?
465
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,499
- Yes.
- What's happening, bro?
466
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:29,272
- What are you?
- Jonathan Stewart, from Acquisitions.
467
00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:34,008
Came to get the C-89 form.
I'll have this down to them.
468
00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:38,814
- Did you put aside those disputes?
- Yes, I did.
469
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,528
- Hi, Johnny baby!
- What's up, Charlotte?
470
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,895
- How was your first day?
- I'm learning.
471
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,663
What you need is a better teacher.
472
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,703
I could probably get it. It's easy.
473
00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,776
You need someone to show
you how to do it right.
474
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:06,450
Listen, I'm going to the bar right
down the street.
475
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:12,715
- You wanna come?
- No. I'm gonna pass. I'll pass.
476
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,459
Too bad.
477
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,460
- I think she likes you.
- I think I like you.
478
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,861
- Johnny! Johnny, right?
- What's up, Keith?
479
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,263
- How you doing?
- What's happening?
480
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,201
- Good night, Chris. See you later.
- Good night.
481
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:35,468
- He hasn't been feeling good.
- I know, he was constipated earlier.
482
00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:46,986
Hello, my weakness. How you doing?
483
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:49,717
- I was waiting for you inside.
- Why?
484
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:54,260
I wanted to ask you to marry me.
Can I get down on one knee?
485
00:38:54,566 --> 00:39:00,095
- My boyfriend wouldn't like that.
- Oh, you got a boyfriend and things!
486
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,273
All right. We'll let him
be the best man.
487
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:06,339
- I don't think so.
- No?
488
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:11,311
- I love your smile. It's beautiful.
- Thank you.
489
00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:15,316
Amber! Amber, let's go!
490
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,614
- I have to go.
- That's your boss friend?
491
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:23,917
- Does he treat you like he should?
- Amber, let's go!
492
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:25,892
I didn't think so.
493
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:31,564
It's okay. He's temporary.
I got plans for you and me.
494
00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:39,470
I gotta get my shit together.
495
00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:48,150
- So, what were you two talking about?
- Nothing.
496
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:53,380
- It looked like more than nothing.
- He works in Acquisitions...
497
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:57,652
No, he doesn't. I checked.
Don't waste time with trash.
498
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:02,629
- What does that mean?
- He's beneath you. Don't talk to him.
499
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:07,429
- What, are you jealous?
- That's absurd. Just don't talk to him.
500
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:26,709
I've got great news.
I've got tickets to the opera tonight.
501
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:34,584
- Amber, you don't seem pleased.
- When will we do something I want?
502
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:40,856
Things you wanna do have no culture.
Open your mind to more than rap music.
503
00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,332
- Here is your other spoon.
- Thank you.
504
00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:51,269
And could we have two more baskets
of raisin bread?
505
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,841
Thank you.
506
00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,840
- Yo, that's her man?
- Yeah.
507
00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:03,214
- Yo, he's filthy!
- I know. Watch this.
508
00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:13,891
I've got a joke. Why did the black
man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
509
00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:20,794
If he was gonna be impotent,
he wanted to look impotent.
510
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:27,710
Keith Heading told me that joke!
511
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:39,245
Amber, it's not that funny.
What are you laughing at?
512
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,855
Tom...
513
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,494
Time for fun with the mailboy.
514
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,992
What do you want, man?
515
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:50,928
Stop it! Stop it! Stop!
Tom, you're overreacting.
516
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:56,766
You're right. Why am I being insecure?
He can't afford you. Right, Amber?
517
00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:09,483
Here. Why don't you get yourself
a decent meal, boy?
518
00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:12,153
Thanks. Johnny!
519
00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:16,589
- How was I supposed to react?
- Not by treating me like a whore!
520
00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:21,128
- You're being irrational.
- I want out of this relationship!
521
00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:26,163
Fine. Just collect your things
and go back to the projects.
522
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:35,213
- I should've broke his back!
- You're tough.
523
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:38,011
- I should've broke his back!
- You're tough.
524
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:41,447
Should've punched him right
in his face!
525
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:43,814
You should've, but didn't.
526
00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:46,013
- What?
- Nothing!
527
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,723
- Say it!
- Nothing.
528
00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:50,358
- Say it!
- You played yourself!
529
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:54,120
He's a top-level executive.
I'd have lost my job!
530
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:57,027
But you would've still had your face!
531
00:43:57,502 --> 00:44:00,130
Shut up, Doodle-tooth.
You're no help.
532
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:04,968
Look at your three-dollar jeans,
two-dollar shirt and tie!
533
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:09,669
What's that, a 12-dollar outfit?
And a bottlecap for a hat!
534
00:44:09,914 --> 00:44:13,077
That shit look like a yarmulke
with a brim!
535
00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:18,387
Changing your image with a job
ain't gonna get you no girl!
536
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,887
A job ain't nothing but work!
537
00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:27,425
Besides, she's a money-hungry ho!
Why do you think her eyes are green?
538
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,095
No, she's not.
539
00:44:31,936 --> 00:44:33,995
Shut up.
540
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:38,335
Doodle-tooth. Call me... My breath...
541
00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:43,009
- That's kind of funny. You bottle...
- I said, shut up!
542
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:15,945
Thank you very much for helping me
with the investigation.
543
00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,910
Tell me if I can be
of any more help.
544
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:23,143
Actually, there is one thing
that you can do for me.
545
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,320
Grocery list.
546
00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:29,752
I'm looking for Chris Fields?
You know him?
547
00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:33,555
He's a good worker.
A real asset to the company.
548
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:37,895
- Don't know what we'd do without him.
- Do you know where he is?
549
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:39,660
Chris?
550
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,304
- Would you mind if l...?
- Wanna use my office?
551
00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,410
- Would you?
- Go ahead.
552
00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:50,513
- Lieutenant Walsh.
- Nice to meet you.
553
00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:54,013
- He wants to talk to you.
- A few questions.
554
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,118
About what?
555
00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,812
- Don't worry.
- Life.
556
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,355
- How you doing, Chris?
- Not bad.
557
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,391
- How do you like this office?
- It's great.
558
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:12,266
Nothing. He just asked me a bunch
of questions about the mailroom.
559
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:16,964
- Did he ask anything about me?
- A couple of things.
560
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:21,336
- What did he ask?
- Just who you were.
561
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,708
- What did you say?
- Nothing! I played dumb.
562
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:33,454
I knew the cops would ffnd out.
Thfs fs gettfng way out of hand...
563
00:46:33,658 --> 00:46:37,526
Lfsten, lfsten. You dfd real good.Dont worry.
564
00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:41,027
Just go home and III take care
of ft, okay?
565
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,233
All rfght.
566
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:54,806
Sasha! The things we did aren't even
in books! She had a set of headlights...
567
00:46:55,012 --> 00:47:01,645
You've got to be careful of who
you take to bed! There are diseases!
568
00:47:01,886 --> 00:47:07,483
Only the guys who aren't getting laid
are thinking about what they can get.
569
00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:12,720
- Right, fellas?
- Oh, you absolutely right, Mr. Man.
570
00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:16,866
Hi! We'd like to see
your jewels, please.
571
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:20,433
What jewel is it
that you'd like to see?
572
00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:24,197
- That one.
- This one?
573
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:29,436
- No, the big one. I likes them big.
- I see.
574
00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:31,682
All right.
575
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,386
- Look at this! It's the cutest thing.
- Let me see it!
576
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:45,688
- Stop, you act like a little mosquito.
- You didn't say that last night.
577
00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:49,958
Little Miss Thing, you were
a mosquito somewhere else.
578
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:53,294
Anyways, how much
is something like this?
579
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:58,371
Well, that ring, sir, is $3000.
Do you like it?
580
00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:01,271
Like it? I loves it!
581
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,907
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
582
00:48:04,148 --> 00:48:07,606
- I gotta talk to my husband first.
- Get a haircut.
583
00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,376
Excuse me, husband!
584
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:12,487
Sometimes I feel like a nut,
sometimes I don't!
585
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,214
Sometimes I feel like slapping you!
586
00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:19,156
Husband said I could put it
on my Dynasty Club Card.
587
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,093
- Great.
- He's so good to me.
588
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,428
- Now, what you whining about?
- You hit me!
589
00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:32,140
There you are. Oh, of course,
I will need to see a driver's license.
590
00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:36,280
Look, you gave me your cold!
591
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:41,281
What should I do? Run out the
store every time I open my mouth?
592
00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:47,814
- Here you go. Pardon me!
- Why don't you just read it to me?
593
00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:51,961
Certainly. Zero, six,
nine, one, three...
594
00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:56,963
...D- l-C-K. Expires whenever.
595
00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,974
There you are, gentlemen.
Enjoy your ring.
596
00:49:08,212 --> 00:49:10,544
Ain't he so sweet?
597
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,682
- I'm sorry. Did we get you?
- No, no.
598
00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,681
Bye, doughboy.
599
00:49:21,225 --> 00:49:24,456
- We got stuck!
- Bye-bye!
600
00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:29,656
Bye! Hope you wash your face!
601
00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:35,035
Now that shit was sweet!
602
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,730
We could sell that and get $100.
603
00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:41,342
$100? That's crackhead prices!
I'm keeping it.
604
00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,012
- For her?
- Yeah.
605
00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:48,345
You better get that girl a mood ring.
Then get me a leather jacket.
606
00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:51,419
- Just a jacket.
- And a hat.
607
00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:54,852
- And a hat.
- No. And a shirt!
608
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:59,725
And a tigerskin blanket.
And some snakeskin drawers.
609
00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:26,181
Take a look at that.
610
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:42,036
Mo' Money! Mo' Money! Mo' Money!
611
00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:50,375
- Amber-Poo? Open the door. It's Tom.
- Go away!
612
00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:54,039
Amber, open the door!
I just wanna talk to you!
613
00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:57,880
- Amber?
- I have nothing to say. It's over!
614
00:50:58,122 --> 00:51:02,957
You're being irrational! If I was the
mailboy, you'd open the door!
615
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:09,325
Yes, I would! He's nice to me. He
doesn't treat me like a piece of shit!
616
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,262
I've got a joke for you.
617
00:51:12,636 --> 00:51:17,073
What does a man with a one-inch penis
have for breakfast?
618
00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:24,008
You give up? This morning I had
baby food and therapy. Lots of it.
619
00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:29,775
Keith Heading told me that joke!
620
00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:34,758
- How'd you know where I live?
- I followed you.
621
00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:39,089
- You followed me?
- My dreams need detail.
622
00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:43,528
- So, what do you want?
- I brought you something.
623
00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,698
Where is it?
624
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,233
Go ahead, man.
625
00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:36,250
- Hey, fatso!
- You're gonna have a heart attack!
626
00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:22,262
Give me your wallet! Now!
627
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,197
Here!
628
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,986
Here today, gone tomorrow.
629
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:48,817
- I found this. His name was...
- Chris Fields.
630
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:54,725
- Darren Clinton, Lloyd Bradley...
- Here, let me see that.
631
00:53:57,635 --> 00:54:00,069
Boy, this kid had credit.
632
00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:05,332
Stealing? Man, that's ridiculous.
633
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:12,075
- Don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh, no.
634
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:18,483
No, no. Not one, not two,
but three Cartier watches.
635
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:22,859
Five Italian suits from Elite Wear.
636
00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:26,091
Flight Limousine Service.
637
00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:32,030
Let's see. Dinner at Lu Chow's.
Yum yum, dim sum.
638
00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:35,605
Oh, the list goes on and on.
639
00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:38,301
You got good taste.
640
00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:43,708
- I don't know whose list that is, but...
- I love this part.
641
00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:52,618
Hey! That looks just like you!
Wait a minute. That is you!
642
00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:59,560
You know that's a federal offense?
643
00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:03,124
See, I had you checked out,
Johnny Boy.
644
00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:09,472
You're on probation, right? Right?
645
00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:16,473
I put the cards there.
It was just a matter of time.
646
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:21,344
I'm a good judge of character.
647
00:55:21,552 --> 00:55:25,215
What are you gonna do?
Are you calling the cops?
648
00:55:25,422 --> 00:55:31,486
No, I hired you!
I do my affirmative action bit.
649
00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:38,362
Besides, it wouldn't benefit
either one of us.
650
00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:41,264
I got something much better in mind.
651
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:49,543
Look through returned credit cards
and bring me these names.
652
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,613
What if I don't?
653
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:59,614
You go to jail for a long time.
654
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,758
Now, get out of my face.
I hate thieves.
655
00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:25,313
What you all standing around for?
It looks like somebody died.
656
00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:31,312
It's Chris. He got stabbed
to death last night.
657
00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:37,125
Damn! I'm sorry to hear that.
658
00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:41,763
Excuse me, everyone.
659
00:56:42,466 --> 00:56:47,995
Due to an unfortunate episode last
night, Chris is no longer with us.
660
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:55,406
I've just been informed that Jonathan
Stewart will be his replacement.
661
00:56:56,447 --> 00:57:01,146
Good luck. You're the number one guy.
662
00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:08,153
- Over?
- Over.
663
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,952
What? This is the easiest
shit we ever did!
664
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:17,031
- It's over? Are you crazy?
- I don't wanna do it anymore.
665
00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:21,168
You don't want to do it anymore?!
Come on, man.
666
00:57:21,371 --> 00:57:25,273
Do you know how much is out there
that we didn't get?
667
00:57:25,509 --> 00:57:30,344
I saw this four-finger ring that said
"Seymour" and "Johnny."
668
00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:34,711
- They come with thumb attachments.
- Sound like handcuffs.
669
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:38,547
Come on, man.
I saw a crocodile sweatsuit.
670
00:57:38,822 --> 00:57:41,347
You gonna play ball in the jungle?
671
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,617
Why you bullshitting?
We could get paid!
672
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:47,728
It's not like they're gonna find out...
673
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:51,162
They did find out!
Now Keith's blackmailing me.
674
00:57:51,368 --> 00:57:54,166
So just leave it alone. It's over.
675
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:59,739
I guess you don't want to hear
about the mink socks!
676
00:58:02,546 --> 00:58:04,411
Get that meat out of here!
677
00:58:05,682 --> 00:58:08,014
I just don't understand this.
678
00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:11,312
- What don't you understand?
- The whole thing.
679
00:58:11,555 --> 00:58:14,251
Could you explain the system again?
680
00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:17,688
- A credit line...
- That part I get.
681
00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:21,422
There's information
on everyone's spending patterns.
682
00:58:21,698 --> 00:58:26,601
- Computers reject abnormal purchases.
- "Abnormal purchases."
683
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:27,861
What?
684
00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:32,007
I found these receipts
on the late Chris Fields.
685
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:36,873
Look, there's some really big
purchases here. $30,000. $72,000.
686
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,844
I checked these
against my printout...
687
00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:45,020
...and the funny thing is,
every one of them are deceased.
688
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:51,254
So, I asked myself,
"Do dead people shop?"
689
00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:55,697
That fat mailroom clerk
got into the system.
690
00:58:55,899 --> 00:58:58,424
Ain't that something?
691
00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:12,742
- You're right on time. I like that.
- Here's your cards.
692
00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:18,082
Johnny. This is great.
This is really good.
693
00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:20,586
We got some shopping to do.
694
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:25,621
You said all I had to do was
get you the cards.
695
00:59:25,829 --> 00:59:28,593
Johnny, I lie a lot.
696
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,931
Come on. This is gonna be fun.
697
00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:49,009
- I like that hat.
- Kiss my ass.
698
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:53,956
Don't be sad. Life's good,
you just need direction.
699
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:58,250
- You're gonna take care of me, right?
- You with me?
700
01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:02,992
Tom?
701
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,638
Johnny.
702
01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:21,541
Come on.
703
01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:30,020
That stuff doesn't concern you.
704
01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:34,889
The only thing that concerns you
is this list and this card.
705
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:40,128
Be nice.
Get some clothes too, will you?
706
01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:43,464
You're in the big time now. Charge it.
707
01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:49,705
John.
708
01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:54,717
If you fuck me...
709
01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:58,050
...l'll kill you.
710
01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:42,519
You're going out again?
I'm supposed to just stay in?
711
01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:50,255
All you care about is that
stupid girl, and that stupid job!
712
01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:53,994
- We don't hang anymore!
- I took you to the dentist.
713
01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:59,005
That was five hours of pain.
That's not my idea of hanging out.
714
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:03,168
You're whipped.
And you're letting her divide us.
715
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,937
I hate that stupid girl.
716
01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:08,180
- Get the door.
- You get it.
717
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:11,115
Get the door, Dolemite.
718
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,954
Hi, cutie.
719
01:03:22,499 --> 01:03:24,626
- What?
- I got my tooth pulled.
720
01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,360
Oh, poor baby.
721
01:03:32,175 --> 01:03:35,144
- Hey, you ready?
- Yeah.
722
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:37,803
Bye.
723
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:44,810
- Do you wanna come dancing with us?
- And be a sixth toe? No.
724
01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:48,218
She's got a sister
that looks just like her.
725
01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:50,220
Wait. Let me get dressed.
726
01:03:51,728 --> 01:03:55,391
- You sure they're sisters?
- They got different fathers.
727
01:03:55,599 --> 01:04:00,332
- Who's her father, Godzilla?
- Get to know her inner beauty.
728
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:04,404
They're with me.
She's been following me all night.
729
01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:05,836
Come on in.
730
01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:08,340
- She's my cousin.
- That's my song.
731
01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:18,450
- I'm going to the bathroom!
- Hurry up! This is my jam!
732
01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:23,111
Sisters! They ain't even friends. They
don't even live on the same block.
733
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:41,327
I always let Johnny do this to me.
Why am I in this damn thing?
734
01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:44,166
She don't look that bad.
735
01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:46,866
I must be drunk.
736
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:51,876
I always let this man
talk me into this.
737
01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:01,940
- Loverboy. I'm out.
- You're out?
738
01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:07,589
- You taking Godzuki with you?
- That's not funny. She's good people.
739
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:12,191
- All right, drunken Casanova. See you.
- Maybe.
740
01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:15,193
Thanks for the hookup, Amber.
741
01:07:15,432 --> 01:07:20,301
- I'm gonna rock your world.
- I heard that.
742
01:07:20,770 --> 01:07:24,069
Excuse me. That'll be $6.50, please.
743
01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:29,070
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
744
01:07:30,113 --> 01:07:32,206
What is that?
745
01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:37,219
A black titty with a frozen nipple.
You want some?
746
01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:40,786
No, the money.
Where'd you get that from?
747
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,287
I hit the lottery.
748
01:07:44,427 --> 01:07:50,832
You've been spending money like water.
I wasn't gonna say anything.
749
01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:54,730
- Please tell me it's not drugs.
- It's not drugs.
750
01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:58,271
- I'm serious!
- I am too. It's not drugs!
751
01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:01,671
- Look, I'm doing it for you.
- For me?
752
01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:08,406
Okay, for us. I like taking you out
to nice places. Buying you things.
753
01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:13,122
- I want to give you what you want.
- I have everything I want.
754
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:16,415
Don't throw that away, okay?
755
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,018
I didn't.
756
01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:50,383
Oh, my God. I gotta
get this girl out of here.
757
01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,288
Damn. Fire?
758
01:08:52,495 --> 01:08:55,020
- Fire, Charlotte! Fire!
- Where?
759
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:58,961
- It's coming! It's coming!
- I don't see no smoke!
760
01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:01,467
There's smoke! Here, go!
761
01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:04,367
- What about you?
- I'll be okay!
762
01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:07,873
If you see a fire, stop, drop,
and roll! Go!
763
01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:14,039
- What?
- How am I supposed to get home?
764
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,808
Hold on!
765
01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:18,743
- Seymour!
- Hold on!
766
01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:22,149
Here.
767
01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:28,995
- Two dollars?
- Take the train!
768
01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:42,344
Well, well, well.
Look what we got here.
769
01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:50,950
My man. Still haven't learned
to knock, but that's cool.
770
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,212
- Keith, I want out.
- Say what?
771
01:09:53,456 --> 01:09:58,086
- I said, I want out.
- What are you scared of?
772
01:09:59,229 --> 01:10:00,457
Nothing.
773
01:10:00,763 --> 01:10:05,029
I got you the promotion.
You're making that extra money.
774
01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:08,227
You got that nice girlfriend.
775
01:10:09,305 --> 01:10:13,799
- I don't understand.
- Yeah, you wouldn't.
776
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:18,810
- I know when to throw in my cards.
- I guess I was wrong about you.
777
01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:21,073
Yep, I guess so.
778
01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:28,385
Fine.
779
01:10:31,094 --> 01:10:36,555
Its a stolen card. Detafn the
cardholder? Securfty fs on fts way.
780
01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:44,068
Stop, you son of a bitch!
781
01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:54,283
I'm gonna kick your ass!
Come here, boy!
782
01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:57,146
- Flatfoot!
- Give me my ring!
783
01:10:57,353 --> 01:10:59,082
You fat bat!
784
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:11,529
- Very funny!
- This is Detective Lawrence.
785
01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:14,827
He wants to know
where you got this card.
786
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:20,371
- Maybe I'll shove my foot up his ass.
- How tough are you without the cuffs?
787
01:11:20,643 --> 01:11:23,134
All right, you got a deal.
788
01:11:23,379 --> 01:11:26,712
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
789
01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,110
All right, come on. Go for it!
790
01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:35,349
We know that this card came through
the mailroom at the Dynasty Club.
791
01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:41,028
Your brother Jonathan works for them.
We figure he gave you the card.
792
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:45,194
- He didn't give it to me.
- Where'd you get it?
793
01:11:45,401 --> 01:11:47,460
- A white guy.
- What's his name?
794
01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:52,004
I don't know. They all look alike
and smell like bologna.
795
01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:56,803
I'm gonna kill this
son of a bitch! Now you tell me!
796
01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:01,141
Tell me what you know,
or I'll beat it out of you!
797
01:12:01,384 --> 01:12:04,410
- Now, talk, damn you!
- All right!
798
01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:08,714
I know this dude, his name is Keith.
Keith Heading.
799
01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:16,927
Here's the deal.
800
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,761
I know this guy
who owns six travel agencies.
801
01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:27,031
He wants to use your phony credit
cards to buy full-price plane tickets.
802
01:12:27,243 --> 01:12:32,704
Then he'll sell those at a lower fare
than other agencies can offer.
803
01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:36,112
He's willing to be 50-50
partners with you...
804
01:12:36,419 --> 01:12:41,118
...or give you $25,000 a card!
805
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,222
25 G!
806
01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:46,291
There's no risk for you.
807
01:12:46,562 --> 01:12:49,622
I don't know
what you're talking about.
808
01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:58,205
Look, Keith.
Johnny told me everything.
809
01:12:58,441 --> 01:13:00,875
- Really?
- Yeah.
810
01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:05,877
- You can't beat this with a bat!
- Oh, listen to this.
811
01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:08,982
If you're not the top guy,
tell me who is!
812
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:12,881
- I ain't got time for games...
- I don't like set-ups!
813
01:13:13,122 --> 01:13:15,454
What? This is legit!
814
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:21,754
If I was setting you up, wouldn't cops
be here now with their guns?
815
01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,226
Oh, shit!
816
01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,333
Help!
817
01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:28,162
Get off, you fucker!
818
01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:32,638
Jesus Christ!
Who authorized this sting?
819
01:13:32,842 --> 01:13:34,469
You did?
820
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,507
Well, that's great!
821
01:13:36,779 --> 01:13:41,773
No, thank you, sergeant!
I think you've done enough!
822
01:13:50,993 --> 01:13:52,620
Let's get out of here!
823
01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:56,593
- It's fenced overseas.
- Doesn't Billing get complaints?
824
01:13:56,799 --> 01:14:01,361
- They can't complain. They're dead.
- Then you have to go to Walsh.
825
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:04,799
He'll say I fucked up
my first legitimate job.
826
01:14:05,007 --> 01:14:06,372
I'll get out myself.
827
01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:09,509
You need evidence.
I can get that for you.
828
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:13,442
- I don't want you involved.
- I am involved!
829
01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:20,948
John?
830
01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:32,364
Oh, Johnny.
831
01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:38,301
- I need card numbers.
- I gave them back to Keith.
832
01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:41,169
Wait, I got receipts.
833
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:50,581
Shit! They changed my access code!
834
01:14:52,522 --> 01:14:55,821
Seymour! Oh, shit! Come on!
835
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,727
- Put him in Dilton's office!
- Get off me!
836
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,028
Check that room!
837
01:15:06,269 --> 01:15:08,499
That's it! I'm going crazy!
838
01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:17,603
- I have to get Seymour. Get out!
- Let me help.
839
01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:38,132
Hey, stupid!
840
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:49,769
You fuck!
841
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:07,325
Are we having fun?
842
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:11,255
Peekaboo, I see you.
843
01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:30,011
Come on, let's go.
844
01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:37,183
- But the tape?
- Forget it. We got dead bodies!
845
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,292
Oh, wow.
846
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,264
What are you doing here?
Out of doughnuts?
847
01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:52,997
No, I came for credit!
You okay, Seymour?
848
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:56,110
- Of course.
- I wasn't talking to you.
849
01:16:56,312 --> 01:17:00,112
I thought you'd have
your shit together. But you don't.
850
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,620
Come on! Take us both to hell.
851
01:17:09,825 --> 01:17:11,520
Shoot him. Shoot him!
852
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,958
- Come on, test me out.
- Shoot him, Johnny.
853
01:17:19,902 --> 01:17:21,665
- Close the door.
- Fuck you!
854
01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:23,862
Close the fucking door!
855
01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:29,739
- Why are you waiting?
- Stay with her.
856
01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,148
What are you guys doing?
857
01:17:46,529 --> 01:17:48,724
Son of a bitch!
858
01:17:52,234 --> 01:17:53,496
You're crazy!
859
01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:59,838
Johnny, get me out of here.
860
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,105
Come on, Johnny!
861
01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:05,746
Catch me if you can!
862
01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:09,947
You ain't seen nothing, bitch!
863
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:12,945
Watch the lady!
864
01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:15,621
You're crazy.
865
01:18:20,229 --> 01:18:21,389
Move, punk.
866
01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:27,432
Shit.
867
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:31,972
Shit.
868
01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:35,471
Sorry.
869
01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,414
Move it, you piece of shit.
870
01:18:45,988 --> 01:18:47,046
Shit.
871
01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:59,898
I gotta go see my brother.
872
01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:11,844
You again!
873
01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:13,945
You son of a bitch!
874
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:21,280
Damn.
875
01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:29,863
Don't be sad.
876
01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:35,493
Come back here!
877
01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:43,277
Home base, I got a situation here.
878
01:20:02,498 --> 01:20:05,956
Know something?
I have no use for you anymore.
879
01:20:06,902 --> 01:20:08,301
Son of a bitch.
880
01:20:08,904 --> 01:20:11,168
You little shit!
881
01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:19,208
Shit.
882
01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:35,763
- Where's my brother?
- Dead.
883
01:20:36,065 --> 01:20:38,590
- Then you're gonna join him.
- Johnny.
884
01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:45,939
I'll kill you, you stupid fuck.
885
01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:54,010
I'm a good driver, don't you think?
886
01:22:08,457 --> 01:22:10,823
That was close, Johnny.
887
01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:15,593
Where you going?
888
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,191
Look at me.
889
01:22:23,205 --> 01:22:26,470
I'm not gonna hurt you.
890
01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:40,019
Come here.
891
01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:56,696
The difference between me and you?
You play fair.
892
01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,833
Hold this, Johnny.
893
01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:19,990
Remember I said if you fucked me,
I'd kill you? You fucked me!
894
01:23:36,578 --> 01:23:41,515
Remember I told you to kiss my ass?
Well, kiss my ass.
895
01:24:01,937 --> 01:24:02,404
- Here we are, Mr. Cahn.
- Not so quickly.
896
01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:05,271
- Here we are, Mr. Cahn.
- Not so quickly.
897
01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:09,433
Excuse me, nurse. What room
is Johnny Stewart in?
898
01:24:12,414 --> 01:24:14,439
What room is
John Stewart in?
899
01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:18,609
332, down the hall.
Now get out of my face!
900
01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:20,288
Thank you.
901
01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,980
Son of a bitch. Yes?
902
01:24:25,461 --> 01:24:27,053
Flowers.
903
01:24:35,137 --> 01:24:37,901
You won't be needing these...
904
01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:39,665
...Jim.
905
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:43,139
- Look out, coming through.
- Emergency!
906
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:45,406
What's up?
907
01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:51,517
- Am I interrupting something?
- No, sixth toe.
908
01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:55,415
- Got you some flowers, bro.
- How sweet.
909
01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:59,092
No, he probably took them off
some dead guy.
910
01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:03,294
Johnny, I came up
with the master plan.
911
01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:07,662
We sue the Dynasty Club.
We'll get workman's constipation!
912
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,666
No more scams, all right?
913
01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:13,931
- You need to settle down.
- With who?
914
01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:16,038
I know a girl.
915
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:18,538
Is she cute?
916
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,606
- What's my name?
- Is she cute?
917
01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:25,376
- What's my name?
- Is she cute?
918
01:25:26,722 --> 01:25:30,158
- Seymour.
- Hey, what's up, Charlotte girl?
919
01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:33,123
You're looking beautiful, girl.
920
01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:36,695
- I got you flowers.
- I got something for you too.
921
01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:38,489
Johnny, I'll get you.
922
01:25:40,068 --> 01:25:42,298
Now, where were we?
923
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:46,501
Mo' money! Mo' money! Mo' money!
73016
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