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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,622 Asshole! Son of a bitch is gonna kill somebody. 2 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:24,871 He's still alive. 3 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:37,080 Lloyd, will you get the tape? 4 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,395 Let's move it! 5 00:02:56,610 --> 00:03:00,011 - How much further? - Two more flights. 6 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:06,345 - You said up the street. - It's right there, Grandma! God! 7 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,579 - Let's just forget about it! - Come on! 8 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:13,453 - Take your hand off me! - I'll go get the TV. 9 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:18,427 You think I'm gonna let you walk away with my $300? No way. 10 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:23,069 Good idea. This guy might not be totally legit. 11 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,793 - Who is it? - It's me. 12 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,472 - Me who? - Cornbread! Open up. 13 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,733 I want the you-know-what. 14 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:34,778 - You didn't use the code. - The fat man walks slowly! 15 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,815 The fat man need to lose some weight! 16 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:41,144 Just open the fucking door! 17 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:46,485 What's all this hostility about? How you doing? Who's this? 18 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,490 - Who's with you? - Frank. 19 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:52,426 Frank, how you doing? That short for Frankfurter? 20 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:58,261 Don't stand out here like a couple of roaches. 21 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:02,135 - Come on in, Frankfurter. - Place smells like a pigsty! 22 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,401 I know. That's the dead guy next door. 23 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:10,242 He died on the toilet. They gotta wipe his ass and take him away. 24 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:14,284 - You don't want no car phone? - I said I wanted a TV! 25 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:17,480 You said this piece of shit had color TVs! 26 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:22,492 Are you wasting my time? You give me my money back. 27 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,823 Frankfurter! Frankfurter! 28 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:29,435 Don't get all hyper. Cornbread telling you what else we got. 29 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:33,265 - The TV's in the other room. - Get it, then! 30 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:37,204 - Go get it! - Before I kick both your asses! 31 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:41,002 Yeah! Before he kick both our asses! 32 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,277 Damn! 33 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:50,991 All the crazy dudes in the world to have working for you. 34 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:55,787 - Did you ever hear the one about...? - Hey, what are you doing? 35 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,159 - It's dinnertime. - Can't that shit wait? 36 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:04,497 - Not in front of me! - You hungry? I got some chicken left. 37 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,070 Here you go. Here's some chicken. 38 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,799 Hey, man, I dug in a lot of garbages for that! 39 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,707 Let me hold your belt. I gotta get this vein up. 40 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,974 A vein just don't come every day, you gotta get it... 41 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,949 Let me wear your belt! 42 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:26,055 All right! Hurry up, you piece of trash! Hate you people! 43 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,558 I figured that out when you walked in the room. 44 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,297 Oh, God! 45 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:39,033 - Oh, God. - What's the matter? 46 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:43,835 - What's happening? - That shit was no good! 47 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,238 What happened? 48 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:49,380 - He took some bad drugs. - Shit! Take this and go! 49 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,744 Before the cops come! Run, fatso! 50 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:57,388 Come on, man. Don't you die on me! Slim? 51 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,552 No! Go! He's dead. 52 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:18,708 You bastards! 53 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:24,709 Mo' money! Mo' money! 54 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,215 - Look at that! - Here. 55 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,650 - Hey! - What? 56 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:32,584 That was fun! You seen the look on the guy's face? 57 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:36,991 You should've seen when I gave him the chicken. 58 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,791 - What's the matter? - Tooth hurts. 59 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,000 - Which one? - Right here. 60 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,293 Get it fixed. 61 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,468 Hey, yo. Check it out. 62 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,602 - Oh, snap. Go get that. - All right. 63 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:58,815 - Easy. Easy, baby. - Good evening, officer. 64 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:03,784 - Keep moving, or I'll take you in! - Johnny, that's really not funny. 65 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,958 - Nice night. - Move it! 66 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,661 Here's some chicken. 67 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,136 Stop, you sons of bitches! 68 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:20,134 - You chasing those guys? - They robbed me. 69 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,671 Get away from me, fucking bum! 70 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:27,004 - I'm a cop. - Hey! Wait a minute! 71 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:27,247 - Stop! Police! - Here comes fatso! Come on! 72 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,944 - Stop! Police! - Here comes fatso! Come on! 73 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:47,458 - Hold that for me! - Look out! Coming through! 74 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:54,229 Come on! 75 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,533 Hold it! 76 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:02,812 You get them. I'm finished. 77 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,719 You're mine! Shit! 78 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,059 Get off my car! 79 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:50,455 Young man? Pay your fare. Pay your fare! Pay your fare! 80 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,629 Pay your fare! Comb your hair! 81 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:10,438 - What do we got here, Mills? - Ted Forrest, age 47. 82 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:14,677 Died at 1:13. Messenger for the Dynasty Corporation. 83 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:19,951 - It appears to be another hit-and-run. - I just don't understand it. 84 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,160 Yeah, it is pretty insane. 85 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:26,297 How do they get the jelly into these things? 86 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:36,735 - Any of you touch this? - I gave orders not to move anything. 87 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,572 Well, somebody did. Wonder what that means? 88 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:45,148 - I don't know, sir. - Me neither. Thank you. Hold that. 89 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:52,146 Oh, boy. Get me that case. I'll deliver that myself. 90 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,486 You wrap everything else up. 91 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:58,162 - I got a few things I gotta do. - Yes, sir. 92 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,360 Yeah, I know what you mean. 93 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,103 Sure. 94 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,935 Hey! Anybody got some paper? 95 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,271 Sounds like you need the Sunday Tfmes. 96 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:23,420 Like I said, I had that little bitch by the neck. 97 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:28,617 Started twisting till it snapped. Almost killed that little ho! 98 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:33,697 Then my mom come running in saying, "What you doing to your sister?" 99 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,731 She lucky, man! They both lucky! You know? Pop! 100 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:43,306 Two for one! She my mom, but she ain't breast-feeding me! 101 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:47,037 Now Mom talking about pressing charges on me. 102 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,907 Man, I don't give a damn-blam-Sam. 103 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,381 I'm ready to jam! I do time for breakfast! 104 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:58,250 "What you got for me today, judge? Five years? 105 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,219 Yeah! Seven years, judge? 106 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:04,158 Give me life, judge. I got an appetite. Big one!" 107 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:10,335 That's what I'm gonna tell the judge! "Judge, kiss this ass!" 108 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:15,605 - That's right! - Hey, my man! You using that hat? 109 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:23,081 - Hey, man! What's your problem? - Give me a cigarette, boy. 110 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,181 - I don't smoke. - I said give me a cigarette! 111 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,048 - Stewart! Visitor! - I don't smoke. 112 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,754 Wrong answer. 113 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:40,193 You're supposed to say, "I'll get you one." 114 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,960 - I'll get you one. - Jonathan Stewart! 115 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,934 As soon as you find your fucking balls! 116 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,976 You're dead! You're dead! 117 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,884 - It's not funny. - What's up with you? You getting old? 118 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,490 The stupid transit cop. 119 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:10,456 I thought Frankfurter got you! 120 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:18,293 If they find out about my probation, I could go away. 121 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,370 Don't worry. I got you a lawyer. 122 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,570 - Is he good? - What's my name? 123 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,474 - Is he? - What's my name? 124 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,810 - Is he good? - He's the best lawyer in town! 125 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,119 For the money. 126 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:36,389 Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate my wisdom on the defendant. 127 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:42,453 Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate my wisdom on the defendant. 128 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:48,964 Since he has been incarcerated in the propaganda of the prison structure... 129 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,798 ...on the issue of the court thing. Yes! 130 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:57,203 And I must say here that it has been a real... 131 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:01,038 ...didactic experience for him, as you can see. 132 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:05,547 Can I get a witness? Yes, Lord. And I must say... 133 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:09,152 ...that both physically and geographically... 134 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:13,849 ...if he be sent to the bowels of the community, I said... 135 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,755 ...if he be sent to the bowels... 136 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:20,826 ...the manifestation will be much too much for him to resign! 137 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:25,701 I rest my scrotum. 138 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:30,042 - Are you serious? - Oh, yes, sir! 139 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,239 Oh, Mr. Stewart! 140 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:40,319 The last time I saw you was... 141 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,746 ...only three months ago. 142 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:47,083 I said if you showed your stupid face again... 143 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,819 ...I would put you underneath the jail, didn't I? 144 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,522 - Yes, Your Honor. - Did you think I was playing? 145 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,893 No, Your Honor. 146 00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:01,038 I'm considering postponing your case for a few months... 147 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:07,104 ...just to let you think about how you're wasting my time! 148 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:13,249 Since you've been so ill-represented by the "propaganda of the court"... 149 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:18,456 ...l'll have a sympathetic "decapany" on this case. Dismissed. 150 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,225 - Your Honor! - Thank you. 151 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:25,762 And you get out of my court before I send you away! Next case. 152 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,195 Roscoe Kent versus Elvira Kent. 153 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:33,098 That's right, judge! Put him under the jail. 154 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:38,266 Could I get Reverend Pimp Daddy to be my lawyer, please? 155 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:43,072 Reverend, my sister'll work it off for you when she gets better. 156 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:53,088 - One day your ass is mine. - Yeah, come on! Come on! 157 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:59,327 You were sweating in there. You're not as tough as you think. 158 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:04,160 - Thanks for getting me out, Walsh. - Me? Are you hungry? 159 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,497 - Nope. - Well, I am. 160 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,199 I thought you were supposed to be working. 161 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,867 I quit. 162 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,002 - I'm sorry? - I said, I quit! 163 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,536 Oh, I see. You quit. 164 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:47,610 Maybe I should quit helping some punk make something of his life. 165 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:50,042 What happened to Kluck-A-Bucks? 166 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:56,277 I was in a chicken costume, giving out coupons. It didn't fit my image. 167 00:15:56,522 --> 00:16:00,458 What image? You're unemployed, you're invisible. 168 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,653 You're not even a statistic. John, a job is a job! 169 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:10,301 - Tell that to the white boys! - You're gonna have to try harder! 170 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:15,735 You can clean shithouses, as long as it's an honest buck. 171 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:20,912 - I won't clean shithouses. - Take a look around you. Is this it? 172 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:24,308 You gonna be happy with this your whole life? 173 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,209 You tell me what it is that you wanna do. 174 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:34,222 - Maybe a cop, like my father. - You don't have what it takes. 175 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:38,055 Talking about your father, I tell you, he was... 176 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,995 "The best cop ever." He's dead! So what does that say? 177 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,495 Not too much, according to you. 178 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:50,835 But he was my partner! He saved my life! You understand? 179 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:54,502 He was stupid. You're here and he's gone. 180 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,514 I can't help that. I'll tell you about your dad. 181 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:03,417 - We're sitting in on a stakeout... - Oh, God, not again! 182 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,755 What about Seymour? 183 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,757 What does he do with his life? Drugs? Play Cornbread? 184 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:15,330 Who can he look up to? You? You're too involved with yourself! 185 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,902 Go ahead, turn your back on me like you always do! 186 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:23,097 Hey, John! It ain't gonna fall from the sky! 187 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,206 You gotta work for what you want! 188 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:30,974 Look at me, at least! I'm yelling at you! 189 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:40,949 It was about 90 degrees. You got kids? 190 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,055 Johnny! Sweet and sour pork very, very good! 191 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,133 - How'd you like the lawyer? - Filthy. Move! 192 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,667 You out, ain't you? 193 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:55,066 Guess you won't be coming to my concert! 194 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:02,441 This is the system designed to cut down on fraud and unpaid charges. 195 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:07,483 We developed this through interviews with 300 Dynasty Club authorizers. 196 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,984 This computer can determine credit approval. 197 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,785 The computer decides who gets credit and who doesn't? 198 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,962 Who would have guessed? Technology. 199 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,861 Remember when you had to heat an iron on the stove? 200 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,901 I have no frame of reference. I'm a man of the computer age. 201 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,767 - Another tough question. - Yes? 202 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:34,570 I lose my credit card. Someone finds it and goes on a shopping spree. 203 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,042 Please. Sit. 204 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,876 - I'm listening. - Does the computer pick up on that? 205 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:45,853 Well, yes and no. It's harder during Christmas, when shopping's heavier. 206 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,959 On the whole, it's a very effective system. 207 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,686 Ain't that something. 208 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,526 I hate to be so pedantic, but it's "isn't that something." 209 00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:00,196 - Isn't that something? - Yes. It's a shame. 210 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,876 - What is? - Mr. Forrest's death. It's a shame. 211 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,147 Could I get a printout of the names on that tape? 212 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,976 Certainly. Anything else I could do? 213 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,845 No, thank you. 214 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,518 Thank you for the English lesson. 215 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,508 I got what you need! Hey, get high off this! 216 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:49,416 - Yo, check it out, baby! - Hey, nice lady! 217 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,249 You look good! 218 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,391 Hey, buy a book for your kid. 219 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:57,027 - Tell your mommy to buy a book. - Screw you! 220 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,992 I'll knock you out! 221 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,726 Customer's always right. Folks, knowledge is the key. 222 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:08,268 No one cares about children. Why else is Bush in office? 223 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,808 - I gotta do something. Walsh said... - Fuck Walsh! He don't care about us! 224 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:19,040 Stay here and sell these damn books! I'm going to get paid! 225 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:26,323 Ladies and gentlemen, knowledge is the key to understanding and... Damn! 226 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,618 We gonna get paid today! 227 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:33,263 Yo, my man! Come and play a game of three-card. 228 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,627 Red card. You want the red card. 229 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:41,801 Excuse me? How much is this book? 230 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,476 For you? Free, take it. 231 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,648 - Nothing in America is free. - Love is. 232 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,009 - Really? - I think your kid will like it. 233 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,311 I don't have a kid. 234 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,614 Yes, Lord. 235 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,849 - Two dollars. - What happened to free? 236 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,755 It's America, remember? 237 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,828 This is great. You should read it. 238 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,335 Yeah? Could I read it to you now? 239 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,697 The Ice Cream Dream. 240 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,539 Wonder what that's about. 241 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:19,470 I wfsh I had fce cream Itll look just lfke you 242 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,046 Sweet- tastfng chocolate All the way through 243 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,943 Id lfck ft slow... 244 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,984 You're fresh. I'll take my book before it melts. 245 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:34,117 Come again. And again and again. 246 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,920 Never the black. You want the red. 247 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,223 - I think the lady wants to play. - All right! 248 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,966 Make a buck, 10 gets you 20. 249 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,037 - How do you know? - Trust me. I sell children's books. 250 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,140 Come on, Miss Lady Girl. 251 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:55,042 Never the black, always the red! Open your ears, and hear what I said! 252 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,215 What you got? 253 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,987 You sure? 254 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,752 Yeah, she wants the right card. 255 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,724 Bam! 256 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:17,198 - We got a lucky winner, you all! - Winner! Winner! 257 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,896 See, it ain't impossible! Here! 258 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,734 Forty gets you 80! 259 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,878 Once again, never the black! You want the red. 260 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,475 What you got? 261 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,848 Middle card. 262 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,349 You sure you want this one? 263 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,920 - You sure? - Come on. 264 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:51,703 - She won! - Another lucky winner! 265 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,030 I think she won all that! 266 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,468 Oh, you won it all! 267 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,469 This is her lucky day! 268 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:03,148 - You're gonna take the money and run? - I won it. 269 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,813 You sold me out for some ass? What do I do now? 270 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:13,080 - Sell those books. - Sell some books? 271 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:27,501 - Excuse me, I didn't get your name. - Amber. 272 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,107 Amber? I like that! Excuse me, Miss Amber. 273 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:34,005 Can we get together for lunch? 274 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,181 - Can we get together? - I'm busy. 275 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:47,486 Hi, remember me? How about dinner? 276 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,194 How about breakfast? 277 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,498 How about a drink? 278 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,372 The water fountain's right over there. 279 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,849 She wants me. 280 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:36,172 - I'm applying for the mailroom job. - Did you fill out an application? 281 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,139 - No. - Here. 282 00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,805 Fill this out. 283 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,579 - Good luck. - Thanks. 284 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,013 I really mean it. Good luck. 285 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,883 Many people say that. They're crazy! 286 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:56,821 They want you to have bad luck. But I believe everyone can succeed. 287 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,394 Homeboy! 288 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:04,528 I refuse to get paranoid or hostile in a competitive situation. 289 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:08,434 I think this job is the key for me. So does my shrink. 290 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,006 He even lowered my prescription. 291 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:15,043 I gotta conquer the whole self-esteem thing. Boom! 292 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:18,614 I have an eating disorder, you know. 293 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:21,682 - No? - Sure. Threw up on the way over. 294 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,217 I had a negative self-image as a kid. 295 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,426 They think I'm fat and loathsome, but I'll fight them. 296 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:34,429 I'll show them that they can't rob me of my right to exist! 297 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,930 Next. 298 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:44,635 Come in. 299 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,539 Hi. 300 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:55,580 Some interesting responses here, Mr. Stewart. 301 00:25:56,088 --> 00:26:01,549 It says here that you attended Mt. Holyoke College in Massachusetts. 302 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,228 Four years of work, work, work. 303 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:07,660 Isn't Mount Holyoke an all-girls school? 304 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:12,496 No, they changed that. Probably as soon as I got there. 305 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:18,467 - Are you related to Tracey Stewart? - Yeah, that's my aunt. 306 00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:21,271 - He's a man. - His wife's my aunt. 307 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:24,505 You should put that on your application. 308 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:30,689 Tracey is an asset to this company. He keeps things in order around here. 309 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,481 Well, he's funny about nepotism. 310 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:39,324 I'd rather do this on my own, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell him. 311 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,431 You certainly have personality. 312 00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:45,967 Listen, I'll review your application... 313 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:51,142 ...check out a few references, and get back to you in a few days. 314 00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:55,970 This is your correct telephone number, isn't it? 315 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,274 - Yes. Yes, sir. - Good. 316 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,950 - Thank you. - Thank you. 317 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,049 - Thanks. - Thank you. 318 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,560 Next, please. Next? 319 00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:13,658 Yo, big head. 320 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:17,165 Yo, what took you so long? I've been home and back. 321 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,064 - You talk to her? - Yeah. 322 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,636 - Did you get her number? - No. 323 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:25,366 - So what took you so long? - I think I got a job. 324 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,475 - A job? - Yeah. 325 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,708 - Johnny, a job ain't nothing but work. - I know. Let's eat. 326 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,182 Calm down, Timmy. Timmy. 327 00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:43,255 Stop it, now. Calm down. Calm down. 328 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:46,396 What are you doing? Get him out. 329 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,600 - Mister, I forgot his... - Get him out! 330 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:53,770 I forgot his medicine at home. Don't touch the eggs. 331 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:56,599 No, no, not the eggs, my God. 332 00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:00,676 Get him out. Let him die in the street like a dog. 333 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,575 Don't talk. See? Look at that. 334 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,841 - Not the eggs. - What do you want me to do? 335 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,019 Get turkey. He needs lactate. 336 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,916 - Laxative? - No, lactate. 337 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,387 Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry, he's crazy. 338 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,390 Timmy, not the cans, no! 339 00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:19,291 Not my cans. What are you doing? 340 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,125 Okay, I fix, I fix. Here. Here. 341 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:27,531 Put more on, that's not enough lactate. Timmy wants more lactate. 342 00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:31,640 Don't touch those chips. Don't touch the cakes. 343 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,903 Timmy, stop it. Beep-beep-beep-beep. 344 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:40,482 - What's this "beep-beep"? - Put some more turkey and mayo on. 345 00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:44,120 A whole lot of mayo. Thank you, mister. 346 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,788 Timmy, stop it. 347 00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:48,687 Mayo. Here's more mayo. Mayo, here. 348 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,794 Thank you, thank you. 349 00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:56,457 You're welcome. Now get him out. Thank you. Thank you very much. 350 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,397 - Give him a kiss. - Please go! 351 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:02,471 Get out of here. Get out, now. 352 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,006 - Get him out of my store. - And be more happy. 353 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:21,756 How long does a coroner's report take? We'll be dead when it comes. 354 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,052 I've tried... 355 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:28,859 Get over there, even if you have to examine the damn body yourself. Go. 356 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,261 Remember the trouble you caused? 357 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:35,668 Get your hands off me, you bald-headed, flatfoot faggot! 358 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:40,709 You were my best customer! Busting me because I won't do you for free? 359 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:45,940 - Right, liar. Come on! - Get that whore away from my door. 360 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:51,122 - You see what you started, Mary? - What happened to us? 361 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:55,221 Lieutenant? I just got off the phone with the lab. 362 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,952 Autopsy confirms Forrest's broken neck wasn't from the accident. 363 00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:00,961 - I said that. - It happened... 364 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,498 After the fact. It's official. 365 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:03,769 So, anyway. Everybody's laughing and having fun. 366 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:07,136 So, anyway. Everybody's laughing and having fun. 367 00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:10,864 When all of a sudden, Sandy jump up and run out! 368 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,407 Child! He done forgot his Depends! 369 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,511 Hey! Miss! Miss! 370 00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:19,343 Could you hurry? I'm waiting on a call. 371 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,179 I don't give a rat's ass! 372 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:27,356 I put 25 cents in here. When it's used up, then I hang up! 373 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:30,323 We've waited two days for the phone to ring! 374 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,396 That's because Moms Mabley won't hang up! 375 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,124 He's gonna call. I got a feeling. 376 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:39,031 I got a feeling they hired somebody. 377 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:42,173 You just want to be around that stupid girl! 378 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:45,899 You think they're gonna hire a convicted criminal? 379 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,442 I ain't John Gotti! 380 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,910 You sure ain't. John Gotti was getting paid! 381 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:55,748 - Now you can use the phone! - Thanks. Hey, my man! It's broken. 382 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,855 Go shave that crust-ache off your lip. 383 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:03,257 See? It still ain't ringing. 384 00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:11,258 Get away from my cab! Get a job! Join a union! 385 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,597 Join a Boy's Club! 386 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,239 See that cab over there? 387 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:35,383 Maybe you can help me. I need to get to 33rd Street and 3rd Avenue. 388 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,926 Let me guess, not from around here? 389 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,998 - My bald head gave me away? - I'll whiz you over there. $50. 390 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:46,067 - I won't even turn on the metre. - I don't have money. 391 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:50,332 - You fucking immigrant! - But, wait. Excuse me! 392 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:55,409 Hello? Excuse me? I got to go get the money. 393 00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:56,805 What money? 394 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:59,984 I have $10,000 at my grandmother's house. 395 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,653 My time is worth money. $200, on spec. 396 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,788 $200! 397 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:14,097 $150, I give you $150... 398 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,666 I told you he'd call! 399 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:20,269 You son of a bitch! I'll rip your throat out! 400 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:25,268 Stewart residence. Yes, this is him. 401 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,512 Yes, tomorrow will be fine. 402 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,214 Thank you. Thank you very much. 403 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,975 Yes! I got the job! 404 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,048 - I got a job, man! - Filthy! 405 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:56,970 You must be Jonathan Stewart. I'm your supervisor, Chris Fields. 406 00:32:57,175 --> 00:33:01,077 Everyone! I'd like to introduce you to a new employee today. 407 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,541 His name is Jonathan Stewart! 408 00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:05,539 Hi, Johnny baby! 409 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,978 By the way, that's Charlotte. 410 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,986 Come on. I'll introduce you to your machine. 411 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:16,384 Keep going. You're doing good. 412 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:21,722 - You better get used to paper cuts. - I'll get gloves or something. 413 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,025 What do I do with this? 414 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:28,695 That's a credit card that Mr. Jeffrey wants cancelled. 415 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,738 Idiot didn't break it in half. He's supposed to. 416 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,241 - Why is that? - Our cards go out pre-approved. 417 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:39,543 They have to be processed before they can be cancelled. 418 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:41,378 I see we got a new guy. 419 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:45,215 Johnny, this is Keith Heading. He's head of security. 420 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,119 - Hi. - Hi, Johnny. 421 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:52,028 Hear the one about the guy who goes to a psychiatrist? 422 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,755 "I'm having weird dreams. Last night I was a wigwam. 423 00:33:54,966 --> 00:34:00,233 The night before I was a tepee." Psychiatrist says, "You're two tents." 424 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,337 - Chris, you got a minute? - Sure. 425 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,947 - Excuse us. Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 426 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:15,744 Hey, Johnny baby! What are you doing for lunch? 427 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,783 - Working. - On who? 428 00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:23,226 - You've got the most beautiful lips! - Oh, really? 429 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,065 Chris, come here. 430 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:35,729 - How about the new guy? - Johnny's great. He'll stick around. 431 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,031 I gotta poop. 432 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,472 What the fuck is going on? 433 00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:43,774 - I got scared. - Scared of what? 434 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:47,183 What are you scared of? Have a nightmare? 435 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:53,122 - I don't have time for a scare. - I didn't know people would be hurt or... 436 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,622 - Or what? - Or dying. 437 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:59,490 Well, Mr. Butthole, you let him be a lesson to you. 438 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:04,595 We got 26 days to make 30 million dollars. 439 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,031 People are waiting on product. 440 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,531 You know what I mean? 441 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:13,033 Nod if you understand. 442 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:17,648 Oh, you're red. You're getting blue. 443 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,545 I wonder how long it takes to get white? 444 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,118 Christ! I gotta get back to my office. 445 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,650 You get me those cards, okay? 446 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:38,364 Hey, don't forget! You're my number one guy. 447 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,507 Terry! How are you? 448 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:12,963 - Yo, Chris? That you? - Yeah. 449 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,072 Why you crying, man? You constipated? 450 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:22,512 You should try rocking back and forth. That's what I do. 451 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:32,189 You said it would take an hour. It's been longer. That's unacceptable. 452 00:36:34,059 --> 00:36:36,254 Allison, file this, please. 453 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,524 What happens if I push this button? 454 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:44,293 - How did you get in here? - I work here. 455 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,562 - What can I do for you? - It's my lunch break. 456 00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,263 I'm looking for someone nice to talk to. 457 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:55,236 Maybe show me around. You wouldn't happen to know someone? 458 00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,573 - Actually, yes. I do. - Yeah? 459 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,752 Yeah. Charlotte. 460 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:08,449 Right. What do you do in this department? 461 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,593 - Don't sit on my desk. - Sorry. 462 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,286 I run this department. 463 00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:17,264 Why don't you hook me up so I can leave the mailroom? 464 00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:22,168 Acquisitions is having babies about the C-89 form. Finished? 465 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,499 - Yes. - What's happening, bro? 466 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:29,272 - What are you? - Jonathan Stewart, from Acquisitions. 467 00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:34,008 Came to get the C-89 form. I'll have this down to them. 468 00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:38,814 - Did you put aside those disputes? - Yes, I did. 469 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,528 - Hi, Johnny baby! - What's up, Charlotte? 470 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,895 - How was your first day? - I'm learning. 471 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,663 What you need is a better teacher. 472 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,703 I could probably get it. It's easy. 473 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,776 You need someone to show you how to do it right. 474 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:06,450 Listen, I'm going to the bar right down the street. 475 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:12,715 - You wanna come? - No. I'm gonna pass. I'll pass. 476 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,459 Too bad. 477 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,460 - I think she likes you. - I think I like you. 478 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,861 - Johnny! Johnny, right? - What's up, Keith? 479 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,263 - How you doing? - What's happening? 480 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,201 - Good night, Chris. See you later. - Good night. 481 00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:35,468 - He hasn't been feeling good. - I know, he was constipated earlier. 482 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:46,986 Hello, my weakness. How you doing? 483 00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:49,717 - I was waiting for you inside. - Why? 484 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:54,260 I wanted to ask you to marry me. Can I get down on one knee? 485 00:38:54,566 --> 00:39:00,095 - My boyfriend wouldn't like that. - Oh, you got a boyfriend and things! 486 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,273 All right. We'll let him be the best man. 487 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:06,339 - I don't think so. - No? 488 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:11,311 - I love your smile. It's beautiful. - Thank you. 489 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:15,316 Amber! Amber, let's go! 490 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,614 - I have to go. - That's your boss friend? 491 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:23,917 - Does he treat you like he should? - Amber, let's go! 492 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:25,892 I didn't think so. 493 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:31,564 It's okay. He's temporary. I got plans for you and me. 494 00:39:37,275 --> 00:39:39,470 I gotta get my shit together. 495 00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:48,150 - So, what were you two talking about? - Nothing. 496 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:53,380 - It looked like more than nothing. - He works in Acquisitions... 497 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:57,652 No, he doesn't. I checked. Don't waste time with trash. 498 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:02,629 - What does that mean? - He's beneath you. Don't talk to him. 499 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:07,429 - What, are you jealous? - That's absurd. Just don't talk to him. 500 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:26,709 I've got great news. I've got tickets to the opera tonight. 501 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:34,584 - Amber, you don't seem pleased. - When will we do something I want? 502 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:40,856 Things you wanna do have no culture. Open your mind to more than rap music. 503 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,332 - Here is your other spoon. - Thank you. 504 00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:51,269 And could we have two more baskets of raisin bread? 505 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,841 Thank you. 506 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,840 - Yo, that's her man? - Yeah. 507 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:03,214 - Yo, he's filthy! - I know. Watch this. 508 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:13,891 I've got a joke. Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? 509 00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:20,794 If he was gonna be impotent, he wanted to look impotent. 510 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:27,710 Keith Heading told me that joke! 511 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:39,245 Amber, it's not that funny. What are you laughing at? 512 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,855 Tom... 513 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,494 Time for fun with the mailboy. 514 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,992 What do you want, man? 515 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:50,928 Stop it! Stop it! Stop! Tom, you're overreacting. 516 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:56,766 You're right. Why am I being insecure? He can't afford you. Right, Amber? 517 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:09,483 Here. Why don't you get yourself a decent meal, boy? 518 00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:12,153 Thanks. Johnny! 519 00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:16,589 - How was I supposed to react? - Not by treating me like a whore! 520 00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:21,128 - You're being irrational. - I want out of this relationship! 521 00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:26,163 Fine. Just collect your things and go back to the projects. 522 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:35,213 - I should've broke his back! - You're tough. 523 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:38,011 - I should've broke his back! - You're tough. 524 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:41,447 Should've punched him right in his face! 525 00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:43,814 You should've, but didn't. 526 00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:46,013 - What? - Nothing! 527 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,723 - Say it! - Nothing. 528 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:50,358 - Say it! - You played yourself! 529 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:54,120 He's a top-level executive. I'd have lost my job! 530 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:57,027 But you would've still had your face! 531 00:43:57,502 --> 00:44:00,130 Shut up, Doodle-tooth. You're no help. 532 00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:04,968 Look at your three-dollar jeans, two-dollar shirt and tie! 533 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:09,669 What's that, a 12-dollar outfit? And a bottlecap for a hat! 534 00:44:09,914 --> 00:44:13,077 That shit look like a yarmulke with a brim! 535 00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:18,387 Changing your image with a job ain't gonna get you no girl! 536 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,887 A job ain't nothing but work! 537 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:27,425 Besides, she's a money-hungry ho! Why do you think her eyes are green? 538 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,095 No, she's not. 539 00:44:31,936 --> 00:44:33,995 Shut up. 540 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:38,335 Doodle-tooth. Call me... My breath... 541 00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:43,009 - That's kind of funny. You bottle... - I said, shut up! 542 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:15,945 Thank you very much for helping me with the investigation. 543 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,910 Tell me if I can be of any more help. 544 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:23,143 Actually, there is one thing that you can do for me. 545 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,320 Grocery list. 546 00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:29,752 I'm looking for Chris Fields? You know him? 547 00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:33,555 He's a good worker. A real asset to the company. 548 00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:37,895 - Don't know what we'd do without him. - Do you know where he is? 549 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:39,660 Chris? 550 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,304 - Would you mind if l...? - Wanna use my office? 551 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:47,410 - Would you? - Go ahead. 552 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:50,513 - Lieutenant Walsh. - Nice to meet you. 553 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:54,013 - He wants to talk to you. - A few questions. 554 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,118 About what? 555 00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,812 - Don't worry. - Life. 556 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,355 - How you doing, Chris? - Not bad. 557 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,391 - How do you like this office? - It's great. 558 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:12,266 Nothing. He just asked me a bunch of questions about the mailroom. 559 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:16,964 - Did he ask anything about me? - A couple of things. 560 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:21,336 - What did he ask? - Just who you were. 561 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,708 - What did you say? - Nothing! I played dumb. 562 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:33,454 I knew the cops would ffnd out. Thfs fs gettfng way out of hand... 563 00:46:33,658 --> 00:46:37,526 Lfsten, lfsten. You dfd real good. Dont worry. 564 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:41,027 Just go home and III take care of ft, okay? 565 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,233 All rfght. 566 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:54,806 Sasha! The things we did aren't even in books! She had a set of headlights... 567 00:46:55,012 --> 00:47:01,645 You've got to be careful of who you take to bed! There are diseases! 568 00:47:01,886 --> 00:47:07,483 Only the guys who aren't getting laid are thinking about what they can get. 569 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:12,720 - Right, fellas? - Oh, you absolutely right, Mr. Man. 570 00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:16,866 Hi! We'd like to see your jewels, please. 571 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:20,433 What jewel is it that you'd like to see? 572 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:24,197 - That one. - This one? 573 00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:29,436 - No, the big one. I likes them big. - I see. 574 00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:31,682 All right. 575 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,386 - Look at this! It's the cutest thing. - Let me see it! 576 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:45,688 - Stop, you act like a little mosquito. - You didn't say that last night. 577 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:49,958 Little Miss Thing, you were a mosquito somewhere else. 578 00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:53,294 Anyways, how much is something like this? 579 00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:58,371 Well, that ring, sir, is $3000. Do you like it? 580 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:01,271 Like it? I loves it! 581 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,907 - Excuse me. - Sure. 582 00:48:04,148 --> 00:48:07,606 - I gotta talk to my husband first. - Get a haircut. 583 00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:09,376 Excuse me, husband! 584 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:12,487 Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't! 585 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,214 Sometimes I feel like slapping you! 586 00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:19,156 Husband said I could put it on my Dynasty Club Card. 587 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,093 - Great. - He's so good to me. 588 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,428 - Now, what you whining about? - You hit me! 589 00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:32,140 There you are. Oh, of course, I will need to see a driver's license. 590 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:36,280 Look, you gave me your cold! 591 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:41,281 What should I do? Run out the store every time I open my mouth? 592 00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:47,814 - Here you go. Pardon me! - Why don't you just read it to me? 593 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:51,961 Certainly. Zero, six, nine, one, three... 594 00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:56,963 ...D- l-C-K. Expires whenever. 595 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,974 There you are, gentlemen. Enjoy your ring. 596 00:49:08,212 --> 00:49:10,544 Ain't he so sweet? 597 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,682 - I'm sorry. Did we get you? - No, no. 598 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,681 Bye, doughboy. 599 00:49:21,225 --> 00:49:24,456 - We got stuck! - Bye-bye! 600 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:29,656 Bye! Hope you wash your face! 601 00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:35,035 Now that shit was sweet! 602 00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,730 We could sell that and get $100. 603 00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:41,342 $100? That's crackhead prices! I'm keeping it. 604 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,012 - For her? - Yeah. 605 00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:48,345 You better get that girl a mood ring. Then get me a leather jacket. 606 00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:51,419 - Just a jacket. - And a hat. 607 00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:54,852 - And a hat. - No. And a shirt! 608 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:59,725 And a tigerskin blanket. And some snakeskin drawers. 609 00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:26,181 Take a look at that. 610 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:42,036 Mo' Money! Mo' Money! Mo' Money! 611 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:50,375 - Amber-Poo? Open the door. It's Tom. - Go away! 612 00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:54,039 Amber, open the door! I just wanna talk to you! 613 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:57,880 - Amber? - I have nothing to say. It's over! 614 00:50:58,122 --> 00:51:02,957 You're being irrational! If I was the mailboy, you'd open the door! 615 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:09,325 Yes, I would! He's nice to me. He doesn't treat me like a piece of shit! 616 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,262 I've got a joke for you. 617 00:51:12,636 --> 00:51:17,073 What does a man with a one-inch penis have for breakfast? 618 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:24,008 You give up? This morning I had baby food and therapy. Lots of it. 619 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:29,775 Keith Heading told me that joke! 620 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:34,758 - How'd you know where I live? - I followed you. 621 00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:39,089 - You followed me? - My dreams need detail. 622 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:43,528 - So, what do you want? - I brought you something. 623 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,698 Where is it? 624 00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,233 Go ahead, man. 625 00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:36,250 - Hey, fatso! - You're gonna have a heart attack! 626 00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:22,262 Give me your wallet! Now! 627 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,197 Here! 628 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,986 Here today, gone tomorrow. 629 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:48,817 - I found this. His name was... - Chris Fields. 630 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:54,725 - Darren Clinton, Lloyd Bradley... - Here, let me see that. 631 00:53:57,635 --> 00:54:00,069 Boy, this kid had credit. 632 00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:05,332 Stealing? Man, that's ridiculous. 633 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:12,075 - Don't know what you're talking about. - Oh, no. 634 00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:18,483 No, no. Not one, not two, but three Cartier watches. 635 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:22,859 Five Italian suits from Elite Wear. 636 00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:26,091 Flight Limousine Service. 637 00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:32,030 Let's see. Dinner at Lu Chow's. Yum yum, dim sum. 638 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:35,605 Oh, the list goes on and on. 639 00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:38,301 You got good taste. 640 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:43,708 - I don't know whose list that is, but... - I love this part. 641 00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:52,618 Hey! That looks just like you! Wait a minute. That is you! 642 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:59,560 You know that's a federal offense? 643 00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:03,124 See, I had you checked out, Johnny Boy. 644 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:09,472 You're on probation, right? Right? 645 00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:16,473 I put the cards there. It was just a matter of time. 646 00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:21,344 I'm a good judge of character. 647 00:55:21,552 --> 00:55:25,215 What are you gonna do? Are you calling the cops? 648 00:55:25,422 --> 00:55:31,486 No, I hired you! I do my affirmative action bit. 649 00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:38,362 Besides, it wouldn't benefit either one of us. 650 00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:41,264 I got something much better in mind. 651 00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:49,543 Look through returned credit cards and bring me these names. 652 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,613 What if I don't? 653 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:59,614 You go to jail for a long time. 654 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,758 Now, get out of my face. I hate thieves. 655 00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:25,313 What you all standing around for? It looks like somebody died. 656 00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:31,312 It's Chris. He got stabbed to death last night. 657 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:37,125 Damn! I'm sorry to hear that. 658 00:56:39,329 --> 00:56:41,763 Excuse me, everyone. 659 00:56:42,466 --> 00:56:47,995 Due to an unfortunate episode last night, Chris is no longer with us. 660 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:55,406 I've just been informed that Jonathan Stewart will be his replacement. 661 00:56:56,447 --> 00:57:01,146 Good luck. You're the number one guy. 662 00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:08,153 - Over? - Over. 663 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,952 What? This is the easiest shit we ever did! 664 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:17,031 - It's over? Are you crazy? - I don't wanna do it anymore. 665 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:21,168 You don't want to do it anymore?! Come on, man. 666 00:57:21,371 --> 00:57:25,273 Do you know how much is out there that we didn't get? 667 00:57:25,509 --> 00:57:30,344 I saw this four-finger ring that said "Seymour" and "Johnny." 668 00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:34,711 - They come with thumb attachments. - Sound like handcuffs. 669 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:38,547 Come on, man. I saw a crocodile sweatsuit. 670 00:57:38,822 --> 00:57:41,347 You gonna play ball in the jungle? 671 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,617 Why you bullshitting? We could get paid! 672 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:47,728 It's not like they're gonna find out... 673 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:51,162 They did find out! Now Keith's blackmailing me. 674 00:57:51,368 --> 00:57:54,166 So just leave it alone. It's over. 675 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:59,739 I guess you don't want to hear about the mink socks! 676 00:58:02,546 --> 00:58:04,411 Get that meat out of here! 677 00:58:05,682 --> 00:58:08,014 I just don't understand this. 678 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:11,312 - What don't you understand? - The whole thing. 679 00:58:11,555 --> 00:58:14,251 Could you explain the system again? 680 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:17,688 - A credit line... - That part I get. 681 00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:21,422 There's information on everyone's spending patterns. 682 00:58:21,698 --> 00:58:26,601 - Computers reject abnormal purchases. - "Abnormal purchases." 683 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:27,861 What? 684 00:58:28,071 --> 00:58:32,007 I found these receipts on the late Chris Fields. 685 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:36,873 Look, there's some really big purchases here. $30,000. $72,000. 686 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,844 I checked these against my printout... 687 00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:45,020 ...and the funny thing is, every one of them are deceased. 688 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:51,254 So, I asked myself, "Do dead people shop?" 689 00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:55,697 That fat mailroom clerk got into the system. 690 00:58:55,899 --> 00:58:58,424 Ain't that something? 691 00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:12,742 - You're right on time. I like that. - Here's your cards. 692 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:18,082 Johnny. This is great. This is really good. 693 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:20,586 We got some shopping to do. 694 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:25,621 You said all I had to do was get you the cards. 695 00:59:25,829 --> 00:59:28,593 Johnny, I lie a lot. 696 00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,931 Come on. This is gonna be fun. 697 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:49,009 - I like that hat. - Kiss my ass. 698 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:53,956 Don't be sad. Life's good, you just need direction. 699 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:58,250 - You're gonna take care of me, right? - You with me? 700 01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:02,992 Tom? 701 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,638 Johnny. 702 01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:21,541 Come on. 703 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:30,020 That stuff doesn't concern you. 704 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:34,889 The only thing that concerns you is this list and this card. 705 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:40,128 Be nice. Get some clothes too, will you? 706 01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:43,464 You're in the big time now. Charge it. 707 01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:49,705 John. 708 01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:54,717 If you fuck me... 709 01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:58,050 ...l'll kill you. 710 01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:42,519 You're going out again? I'm supposed to just stay in? 711 01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:50,255 All you care about is that stupid girl, and that stupid job! 712 01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:53,994 - We don't hang anymore! - I took you to the dentist. 713 01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:59,005 That was five hours of pain. That's not my idea of hanging out. 714 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:03,168 You're whipped. And you're letting her divide us. 715 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,937 I hate that stupid girl. 716 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:08,180 - Get the door. - You get it. 717 01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:11,115 Get the door, Dolemite. 718 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,954 Hi, cutie. 719 01:03:22,499 --> 01:03:24,626 - What? - I got my tooth pulled. 720 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,360 Oh, poor baby. 721 01:03:32,175 --> 01:03:35,144 - Hey, you ready? - Yeah. 722 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:37,803 Bye. 723 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:44,810 - Do you wanna come dancing with us? - And be a sixth toe? No. 724 01:03:45,055 --> 01:03:48,218 She's got a sister that looks just like her. 725 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:50,220 Wait. Let me get dressed. 726 01:03:51,728 --> 01:03:55,391 - You sure they're sisters? - They got different fathers. 727 01:03:55,599 --> 01:04:00,332 - Who's her father, Godzilla? - Get to know her inner beauty. 728 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:04,404 They're with me. She's been following me all night. 729 01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:05,836 Come on in. 730 01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:08,340 - She's my cousin. - That's my song. 731 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:18,450 - I'm going to the bathroom! - Hurry up! This is my jam! 732 01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:23,111 Sisters! They ain't even friends. They don't even live on the same block. 733 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:41,327 I always let Johnny do this to me. Why am I in this damn thing? 734 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:44,166 She don't look that bad. 735 01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:46,866 I must be drunk. 736 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:51,876 I always let this man talk me into this. 737 01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:01,940 - Loverboy. I'm out. - You're out? 738 01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:07,589 - You taking Godzuki with you? - That's not funny. She's good people. 739 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:12,191 - All right, drunken Casanova. See you. - Maybe. 740 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:15,193 Thanks for the hookup, Amber. 741 01:07:15,432 --> 01:07:20,301 - I'm gonna rock your world. - I heard that. 742 01:07:20,770 --> 01:07:24,069 Excuse me. That'll be $6.50, please. 743 01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:29,070 - Thank you. - Thank you. 744 01:07:30,113 --> 01:07:32,206 What is that? 745 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:37,219 A black titty with a frozen nipple. You want some? 746 01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:40,786 No, the money. Where'd you get that from? 747 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,287 I hit the lottery. 748 01:07:44,427 --> 01:07:50,832 You've been spending money like water. I wasn't gonna say anything. 749 01:07:51,101 --> 01:07:54,730 - Please tell me it's not drugs. - It's not drugs. 750 01:07:54,938 --> 01:07:58,271 - I'm serious! - I am too. It's not drugs! 751 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:01,671 - Look, I'm doing it for you. - For me? 752 01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:08,406 Okay, for us. I like taking you out to nice places. Buying you things. 753 01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:13,122 - I want to give you what you want. - I have everything I want. 754 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:16,415 Don't throw that away, okay? 755 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,018 I didn't. 756 01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:50,383 Oh, my God. I gotta get this girl out of here. 757 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,288 Damn. Fire? 758 01:08:52,495 --> 01:08:55,020 - Fire, Charlotte! Fire! - Where? 759 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:58,961 - It's coming! It's coming! - I don't see no smoke! 760 01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:01,467 There's smoke! Here, go! 761 01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:04,367 - What about you? - I'll be okay! 762 01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:07,873 If you see a fire, stop, drop, and roll! Go! 763 01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:14,039 - What? - How am I supposed to get home? 764 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,808 Hold on! 765 01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:18,743 - Seymour! - Hold on! 766 01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:22,149 Here. 767 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:28,995 - Two dollars? - Take the train! 768 01:09:37,941 --> 01:09:42,344 Well, well, well. Look what we got here. 769 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:50,950 My man. Still haven't learned to knock, but that's cool. 770 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,212 - Keith, I want out. - Say what? 771 01:09:53,456 --> 01:09:58,086 - I said, I want out. - What are you scared of? 772 01:09:59,229 --> 01:10:00,457 Nothing. 773 01:10:00,763 --> 01:10:05,029 I got you the promotion. You're making that extra money. 774 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:08,227 You got that nice girlfriend. 775 01:10:09,305 --> 01:10:13,799 - I don't understand. - Yeah, you wouldn't. 776 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:18,810 - I know when to throw in my cards. - I guess I was wrong about you. 777 01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:21,073 Yep, I guess so. 778 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:28,385 Fine. 779 01:10:31,094 --> 01:10:36,555 Its a stolen card. Detafn the cardholder? Securfty fs on fts way. 780 01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:44,068 Stop, you son of a bitch! 781 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:54,283 I'm gonna kick your ass! Come here, boy! 782 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:57,146 - Flatfoot! - Give me my ring! 783 01:10:57,353 --> 01:10:59,082 You fat bat! 784 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:11,529 - Very funny! - This is Detective Lawrence. 785 01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:14,827 He wants to know where you got this card. 786 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:20,371 - Maybe I'll shove my foot up his ass. - How tough are you without the cuffs? 787 01:11:20,643 --> 01:11:23,134 All right, you got a deal. 788 01:11:23,379 --> 01:11:26,712 What are you doing? What are you doing? 789 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,110 All right, come on. Go for it! 790 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:35,349 We know that this card came through the mailroom at the Dynasty Club. 791 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:41,028 Your brother Jonathan works for them. We figure he gave you the card. 792 01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:45,194 - He didn't give it to me. - Where'd you get it? 793 01:11:45,401 --> 01:11:47,460 - A white guy. - What's his name? 794 01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:52,004 I don't know. They all look alike and smell like bologna. 795 01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:56,803 I'm gonna kill this son of a bitch! Now you tell me! 796 01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:01,141 Tell me what you know, or I'll beat it out of you! 797 01:12:01,384 --> 01:12:04,410 - Now, talk, damn you! - All right! 798 01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:08,714 I know this dude, his name is Keith. Keith Heading. 799 01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:16,927 Here's the deal. 800 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,761 I know this guy who owns six travel agencies. 801 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:27,031 He wants to use your phony credit cards to buy full-price plane tickets. 802 01:12:27,243 --> 01:12:32,704 Then he'll sell those at a lower fare than other agencies can offer. 803 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:36,112 He's willing to be 50-50 partners with you... 804 01:12:36,419 --> 01:12:41,118 ...or give you $25,000 a card! 805 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,222 25 G! 806 01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:46,291 There's no risk for you. 807 01:12:46,562 --> 01:12:49,622 I don't know what you're talking about. 808 01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:58,205 Look, Keith. Johnny told me everything. 809 01:12:58,441 --> 01:13:00,875 - Really? - Yeah. 810 01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:05,877 - You can't beat this with a bat! - Oh, listen to this. 811 01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:08,982 If you're not the top guy, tell me who is! 812 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:12,881 - I ain't got time for games... - I don't like set-ups! 813 01:13:13,122 --> 01:13:15,454 What? This is legit! 814 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:21,754 If I was setting you up, wouldn't cops be here now with their guns? 815 01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,226 Oh, shit! 816 01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,333 Help! 817 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:28,162 Get off, you fucker! 818 01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:32,638 Jesus Christ! Who authorized this sting? 819 01:13:32,842 --> 01:13:34,469 You did? 820 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,507 Well, that's great! 821 01:13:36,779 --> 01:13:41,773 No, thank you, sergeant! I think you've done enough! 822 01:13:50,993 --> 01:13:52,620 Let's get out of here! 823 01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:56,593 - It's fenced overseas. - Doesn't Billing get complaints? 824 01:13:56,799 --> 01:14:01,361 - They can't complain. They're dead. - Then you have to go to Walsh. 825 01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:04,799 He'll say I fucked up my first legitimate job. 826 01:14:05,007 --> 01:14:06,372 I'll get out myself. 827 01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:09,509 You need evidence. I can get that for you. 828 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:13,442 - I don't want you involved. - I am involved! 829 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:20,948 John? 830 01:14:30,032 --> 01:14:32,364 Oh, Johnny. 831 01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:38,301 - I need card numbers. - I gave them back to Keith. 832 01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:41,169 Wait, I got receipts. 833 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:50,581 Shit! They changed my access code! 834 01:14:52,522 --> 01:14:55,821 Seymour! Oh, shit! Come on! 835 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,727 - Put him in Dilton's office! - Get off me! 836 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,028 Check that room! 837 01:15:06,269 --> 01:15:08,499 That's it! I'm going crazy! 838 01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:17,603 - I have to get Seymour. Get out! - Let me help. 839 01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:38,132 Hey, stupid! 840 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:49,769 You fuck! 841 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:07,325 Are we having fun? 842 01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:11,255 Peekaboo, I see you. 843 01:16:27,850 --> 01:16:30,011 Come on, let's go. 844 01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:37,183 - But the tape? - Forget it. We got dead bodies! 845 01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,292 Oh, wow. 846 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,264 What are you doing here? Out of doughnuts? 847 01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:52,997 No, I came for credit! You okay, Seymour? 848 01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:56,110 - Of course. - I wasn't talking to you. 849 01:16:56,312 --> 01:17:00,112 I thought you'd have your shit together. But you don't. 850 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,620 Come on! Take us both to hell. 851 01:17:09,825 --> 01:17:11,520 Shoot him. Shoot him! 852 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,958 - Come on, test me out. - Shoot him, Johnny. 853 01:17:19,902 --> 01:17:21,665 - Close the door. - Fuck you! 854 01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:23,862 Close the fucking door! 855 01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:29,739 - Why are you waiting? - Stay with her. 856 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,148 What are you guys doing? 857 01:17:46,529 --> 01:17:48,724 Son of a bitch! 858 01:17:52,234 --> 01:17:53,496 You're crazy! 859 01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:59,838 Johnny, get me out of here. 860 01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,105 Come on, Johnny! 861 01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:05,746 Catch me if you can! 862 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:09,947 You ain't seen nothing, bitch! 863 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:12,945 Watch the lady! 864 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:15,621 You're crazy. 865 01:18:20,229 --> 01:18:21,389 Move, punk. 866 01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:27,432 Shit. 867 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:31,972 Shit. 868 01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:35,471 Sorry. 869 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,414 Move it, you piece of shit. 870 01:18:45,988 --> 01:18:47,046 Shit. 871 01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:59,898 I gotta go see my brother. 872 01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:11,844 You again! 873 01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:13,945 You son of a bitch! 874 01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:21,280 Damn. 875 01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:29,863 Don't be sad. 876 01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:35,493 Come back here! 877 01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:43,277 Home base, I got a situation here. 878 01:20:02,498 --> 01:20:05,956 Know something? I have no use for you anymore. 879 01:20:06,902 --> 01:20:08,301 Son of a bitch. 880 01:20:08,904 --> 01:20:11,168 You little shit! 881 01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:19,208 Shit. 882 01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:35,763 - Where's my brother? - Dead. 883 01:20:36,065 --> 01:20:38,590 - Then you're gonna join him. - Johnny. 884 01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:45,939 I'll kill you, you stupid fuck. 885 01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:54,010 I'm a good driver, don't you think? 886 01:22:08,457 --> 01:22:10,823 That was close, Johnny. 887 01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:15,593 Where you going? 888 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,191 Look at me. 889 01:22:23,205 --> 01:22:26,470 I'm not gonna hurt you. 890 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:40,019 Come here. 891 01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:56,696 The difference between me and you? You play fair. 892 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,833 Hold this, Johnny. 893 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:19,990 Remember I said if you fucked me, I'd kill you? You fucked me! 894 01:23:36,578 --> 01:23:41,515 Remember I told you to kiss my ass? Well, kiss my ass. 895 01:24:01,937 --> 01:24:02,404 - Here we are, Mr. Cahn. - Not so quickly. 896 01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:05,271 - Here we are, Mr. Cahn. - Not so quickly. 897 01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:09,433 Excuse me, nurse. What room is Johnny Stewart in? 898 01:24:12,414 --> 01:24:14,439 What room is John Stewart in? 899 01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:18,609 332, down the hall. Now get out of my face! 900 01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:20,288 Thank you. 901 01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,980 Son of a bitch. Yes? 902 01:24:25,461 --> 01:24:27,053 Flowers. 903 01:24:35,137 --> 01:24:37,901 You won't be needing these... 904 01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:39,665 ...Jim. 905 01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:43,139 - Look out, coming through. - Emergency! 906 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:45,406 What's up? 907 01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:51,517 - Am I interrupting something? - No, sixth toe. 908 01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:55,415 - Got you some flowers, bro. - How sweet. 909 01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:59,092 No, he probably took them off some dead guy. 910 01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:03,294 Johnny, I came up with the master plan. 911 01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:07,662 We sue the Dynasty Club. We'll get workman's constipation! 912 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,666 No more scams, all right? 913 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:13,931 - You need to settle down. - With who? 914 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:16,038 I know a girl. 915 01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:18,538 Is she cute? 916 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,606 - What's my name? - Is she cute? 917 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:25,376 - What's my name? - Is she cute? 918 01:25:26,722 --> 01:25:30,158 - Seymour. - Hey, what's up, Charlotte girl? 919 01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:33,123 You're looking beautiful, girl. 920 01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:36,695 - I got you flowers. - I got something for you too. 921 01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:38,489 Johnny, I'll get you. 922 01:25:40,068 --> 01:25:42,298 Now, where were we? 923 01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:46,501 Mo' money! Mo' money! Mo' money! 73016

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