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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,396 ♪ Oh, the countdown'’s on ♪ 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,965 ♪ Just a few more days till Christmas comes ♪ 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:13,013 ♪ Gotta decorate Got shopping left to do ♪ 4 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:15,580 ♪ Yeah, the countdown'’s on So move along ♪ 5 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:18,496 ♪ Gotta get things right for Christmas morn ♪ 6 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,672 ♪ Here he comes ♪ 7 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:24,241 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪ 8 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,376 ♪ Oh, the countdown'’s on ♪ 9 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:31,379 ♪ So we'’ll make a list and check it twice ♪ 10 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:36,297 ♪ Just like Santa had so many times before ♪ 11 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,342 ♪ Superhero flown coupe and a town full of grace ♪ 12 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:41,258 ♪ Put a big fat smile on his angel face ♪ 13 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:44,305 ACTOR: All I'’m asking is for a another chance. 14 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,176 Is that so wrong? 15 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,264 Another chance? 16 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:49,745 How many more chances do you need? 17 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:52,530 How about a little faith, Maria, in me? 18 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:53,879 In us? 19 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,621 I need someone I can rely on. 20 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,189 Someone who will be there for me. 21 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,886 - Joe! - What? 22 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:04,064 You said you'’d leave at 3:00 to get to Jessica'’s house by 5:00. 23 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,195 [gasp] 24 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:08,068 - What time is it? - It'’s 4:15. 25 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,939 I gotta go. 26 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:12,072 ♪ Tick tock tick It'’s coming up quick ♪ 27 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:13,508 ♪ Yeah, Santa Claus is on his way ♪ 28 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,249 Taxi! 29 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,815 ♪ Hauling lots of toys for the girls and boys ♪ 30 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,948 ♪ On his trusty Christmas sleigh ♪ 31 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,690 ♪ Ooh, ooh, whee ♪ 32 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,909 ♪ Christmas is coming fast ♪ 33 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:26,564 ♪ Ooh, ooh, whee ♪ 34 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:31,047 ♪ Christmas is coming fast ♪ 35 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,269 ♪ Now deck the halls with lights and all ♪ 36 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,662 P.A.: The Metro North nonstop to Connecticut 37 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,100 is now leaving on track 29. 38 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,798 ♪ We'’ll get this holiday right ♪ 39 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:44,974 ♪ Ooh, ooh, whee ♪ 40 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:47,455 ♪ Christmas is coming fast ♪ 41 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:49,631 ♪ Ooh, ooh, whee ♪ 42 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:54,766 ♪ Christmas is coming fast ♪ 43 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:13,655 [laughing] 44 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,265 But seriously, 45 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,007 it was a brilliant finish to a perfect campaign, 46 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,183 and I could not have pulled it off without you. 47 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,054 Well, thank you. 48 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,491 Thanks for the ride. 49 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:24,448 No problem. 50 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:27,234 What? 51 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,498 Thought I saw something moving. 52 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:32,935 It'’s probably just some kind of animal or something. 53 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:35,590 A dog or a cat or... 54 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,158 Yeah, or something. 55 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,596 Dylan! 56 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,075 Zoey? 57 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:48,124 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 58 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,345 "I am not always big and tall, 59 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:55,175 but I am the brightest in the fall." 60 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:58,917 "What'’s cold and runs, but weighs a ton?" 61 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:06,447 "I have a head and four legs, but only one foot. 62 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,840 What am I?" 63 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,849 "This room may be a little small, 64 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,939 but it holds your coat and parasol." 65 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:26,728 You know it'’s bad luck to open that inside the house. 66 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:27,946 Especially for you two. 67 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,427 Would someone like to explain 68 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:32,995 why you kids were spying on me tonight? 69 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:36,781 Okay, hypothetically we were... 70 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,393 observing the events of the evening 71 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:43,092 '’cause we heard that you had a "dinner meeting" 72 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:44,528 with a man named Ian, 73 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:47,183 You heard I had a dinner meeting? 74 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,839 Well, we maybe, kinda, sorta hacked 75 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,667 into the calendar in your phone. 76 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,234 Hold on a second. 77 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,236 I know that you'’re pretty advanced for your age. 78 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:59,804 But seriously, hacking my phone? 79 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:02,154 Actually... 80 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,243 I did. 81 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,418 What? 82 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:07,899 But whoever would go through all this trouble 83 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:11,555 might really just want their mom and dad back together again. 84 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,775 You know, hypothetically. 85 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:18,432 For the record, Ian is my boss. 86 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:21,783 It wasn'’t a date. It was business. 87 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:25,047 Furthermore, you two secret agents 88 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,570 wouldn'’t have been left alone tonight 89 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:29,181 if a certain someone had shown a little responsibility 90 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:30,922 and actually showed up on time. 91 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,185 JOE: Hey, kids, who wants some pizza? 92 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:34,404 Dad! 93 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,802 - Dad! - Dad! 94 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:43,108 I missed you. Come here. 95 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,981 Mwah! Who wants some pepperoni? 96 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,854 Oh, my God. You'’re home. 97 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:51,900 And you'’re two hours late. 98 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,076 Let'’s go. 99 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:56,034 Just one slice to start, all right? 100 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,080 I'’ll be right in. 101 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,517 I can explain. 102 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,432 Well, seeing as you'’re always late, 103 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,173 I really don'’t think an explanation 104 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:05,609 is all that necessary. 105 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,916 Okay, cool. 106 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,700 So how was the big meeting? 107 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,049 We closed the deal. 108 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,573 Ah, wonderful. 109 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:15,315 And then I come home, and I find our sweet angels 110 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:19,449 playing secret agent and spying on me from the bushes outside. 111 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:22,409 - They did that? - Yeah, they did. 112 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,585 Can you blame them for being curious? 113 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:28,937 A strange man dropping their mother off... 114 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,417 after dark? 115 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,244 - What are you implying? - What are you inferring? 116 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,725 If you wanna know more, just ask your 9-year-old son, 117 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:38,642 who apparently thinks it'’s okay to just hack into my cell phone. 118 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:40,514 Clearly you'’re a little overloaded, 119 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:44,648 so why don'’t you just let me stay here for the weekend? 120 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:48,173 You know, I can help you work. 121 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:51,089 I don'’t want to have this conversation again. 122 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:53,788 You need to know where the line is. 123 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,659 Okay. 124 00:05:55,703 --> 00:06:00,185 Hey, kids, save your old man a piece of pepperoni. 125 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:05,277 ♪ When the lights have all been hung ♪ 126 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:07,671 ♪ And you hear the carols sung ♪ 127 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,978 ♪ There'’s a smile on everyone ♪ 128 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,546 ♪ Christmas is almost here ♪ 129 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,635 ♪ When there'’s magic in the air ♪ 130 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,985 ♪ And there'’s joy enough to spare ♪ 131 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,465 Check out paragraph 2. 132 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,945 You'’re never gonna believe the offer. 133 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:24,601 What is this, some kind of typo? 134 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,037 That'’s the offer. 135 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,952 - You gotta be kidding me. - I know, right? 136 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,214 I haven'’t seen that many zeroes 137 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,999 since my last divorce settlement. 138 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:33,393 Oh, buddy, this is gonna be awesome. 139 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,003 Your show, national tour. 140 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:38,920 I just always thought it'’d be something smaller. 141 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:41,749 I mean, this really happening? 142 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,664 Oh, yeah. Big time. 143 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,448 You'’re gonna make a big splash at the Beverly Hills Theater 144 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:46,667 in Los Angeles. 145 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:50,584 Oh, that means movie options, a CD soundtrack! 146 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:53,543 - There'’s no songs, Ted. - Well, write some! 147 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:56,807 Wait a minute. If we take the play out west, 148 00:06:56,851 --> 00:07:00,289 that means I gotta be gone for what, six months? 149 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:02,465 I can'’t be gone from Jessica and the kids that long. 150 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,293 Joe, Joe, you'’re overthinking this. 151 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,382 Maybe a little space 152 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,776 is exactly what you and Jessica need, okay? 153 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,299 A little breathing room. 154 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:13,128 I'’m not asking you to make any decisions, 155 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,346 but you'’ve gotta take that meeting, Joe. 156 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,087 You gotta take the meeting. 157 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,654 It'’s Christmas, Ted. 158 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,874 I'’m your agent, and this is what you pay me for, 159 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:22,790 and we'’ve struck gold in Uncle Jed'’s back forty. 160 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,879 I don'’t care if it's black gold or Texas tea. 161 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,446 I'’m not leaving my family. 162 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,101 Oh, buddy, 163 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,277 I'’m not sure you're keeping up with current events, 164 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:36,238 but from my perspective, it looks like they left you. 165 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,849 Hey, they did not leave me. 166 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:41,243 We'’re just... separated. 167 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,810 We'’re taking a break. 168 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:45,073 Okay, all right. 169 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,509 Well, then look at this as an opportunity 170 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:49,338 to show Jessica exactly how far you'’ve come. 171 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:52,559 College tuition for the kids. 172 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:56,606 Oh, jeez, a summer house in the Hamptons. 173 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,129 That watch you'’ve always dreamed of. 174 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,131 What'’s wrong with my watch? 175 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,785 They make it in men'’s sizes, you know. 176 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,180 You gotta take that meeting, Joe. 177 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:06,703 You gotta take that meeting! 178 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,836 Otherwise, it'’s back to Spam and Top Ramen! 179 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,403 Come on, Ted, I don'’t do that badly. 180 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,275 I'’m talking about for me. 181 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,495 Oh. 182 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,377 Hey, Jenny, can I get five copies of this, please? 183 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,510 - I'’ll put them on your desk. - Thanks. 184 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,514 Jessica! Just the person I'’m looking for. 185 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:38,605 Oh, hey, Ian, listen, sorry again about last night. 186 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:39,736 Last night? 187 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,825 The noise in the bushes. 188 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,653 It'’s my kids keeping an eye on me. 189 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:46,613 Ah, so what are you apologizing for? They'’re kids. 190 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,789 Listen, I just signed a very big client 191 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:52,009 who'’s looking for someone new, fresh and exciting 192 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,663 to handle their account. 193 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:57,188 Seeing as how you really knocked it out of the park last night, 194 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,668 what do you say? 195 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,148 Are you ready to run point with me? 196 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,323 Really? 197 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:04,674 I-I mean, yes! Yes, of course! 198 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:07,198 Perfect. We'’ll need to start immediately. 199 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:10,071 You know me. I'’ll start yesterday. 200 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:13,248 Great! I'’ll have Marilyn send over the files right away. 201 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,206 Perfect. Uh, hey, Ian! 202 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,165 - Yeah? - Who'’s the new client? 203 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,862 Oh, uh, Palm Springs. 204 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,211 Palm Springs? 205 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,824 As in Palm Springs, the city? 206 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,999 Of course. 207 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,653 I mean, what could be better? 208 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,525 Listen, all we have to do is come up with something fresh 209 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,135 to help sell Palm Springs 210 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,703 as the ultimate vacation destination. 211 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:36,010 Wait. Think about it, think about it. 212 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,316 Christmas in Palm Springs. 213 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,928 I-I can'’t go to Palm Springs right now. 214 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:43,278 Why not? We certainly can'’t design this new campaign 215 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,758 3,000 miles away. 216 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:48,065 No, I just... I thought the new client was... 217 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,111 here in New York. 218 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,547 - It'’s Christmas. - So what? 219 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,593 Bring the kids. They'’ll love it. 220 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:56,334 And what about Joe? I can'’t take the kids away for the holidays. 221 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,640 It would crush him. 222 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,599 Then leave them with him while your gone. 223 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,602 Yeah, I don'’t know if that'’s such a good idea. 224 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,999 Remember in our first interview? 225 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:12,307 You said how important it was for you to get back in the game. 226 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:15,310 I'’m giving you a chance to lead the game. 227 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:18,269 You should seriously consider this. 228 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,796 JOE: Palm Springs? 229 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,146 But it'’s the holidays. I had plans with the kids. 230 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,627 I was gonna take them to the Radio City Music Hall. 231 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,280 - I already have tickets. - I know, Joe, 232 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,935 - but I want them with me. - And I was gonna take them 233 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,720 to the top of the Empire State Building. 234 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:35,939 You'’re afraid of heights. 235 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,375 Oh, come on, Jess. 236 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:38,942 I'’m not afraid of heights. 237 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,031 Maybe you can exchange the tickets for another night. 238 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,424 This is important. 239 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,731 And my family is what'’s important to me. 240 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,951 Joe, this is a huge opportunity. I'’m not gonna pass it by. 241 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,779 You know what, Jess? 242 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,347 You act like you'’re the only one that'’s got stuff going on. 243 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,218 I'’ve made some big sacrifices. 244 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,003 Oh, yeah? Like what? 245 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:59,659 Teddy got a call from some big-time producers out in LA. 246 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,139 They want to do a production of my show out there. 247 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,838 Really? That'’s great news. 248 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,449 That'’s just it. I turned them down. 249 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:08,972 They wanted me to fly out to over the holidays. 250 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,671 You know what I told '’em? No. Why? 251 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,847 Because I wanted to be with my family. 252 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,197 Joe, you shouldn'’t have done that. 253 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,940 Well, I did. I guess we know where your priorities lie. 254 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,464 Joe, you know how long I'’ve been waiting for something like this. 255 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,684 Why are you trying to make me feel bad? 256 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,296 Jess, I'’m not trying to make you feel bad. 257 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:31,299 Wait a minute. Is he gonna be there? 258 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,214 Joe, he'’s my boss. 259 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,173 Oh, now I get it. 260 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,567 Look, if you don'’t wanna take your meeting, then don'’t. 261 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:42,527 But this is something that I have to do. I'’m sorry. 262 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,623 I can'’t believe you guys aren'’t excited. 263 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,756 Palm Springs is gonna be great. 264 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,847 And Dad'’s here left here alone. How do you expect us to feel? 265 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,763 I expect you to be happy for me. 266 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,461 This is a huge step in my career. 267 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,334 Well, expect away. 268 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,924 We need to do something about this, 269 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,971 otherwise Dad'’s going to become the Ghost of Christmas Past. 270 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,671 - Is that Dad'’s email account? - Mm-hmm. 271 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,587 Dude, Dad would kill you if he found out. 272 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,634 You in or out? 273 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,160 Oh, boy. 274 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,989 ♪ You gotta shake it up, Santa ♪ 275 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:56,558 ♪ Ooh ♪ 276 00:12:56,601 --> 00:13:00,083 ♪ You gotta shake it up, Santa ♪ 277 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,477 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 278 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,915 [phone rings] 279 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,830 I have Joe Brady'’s agent on the line. 280 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,527 Put him through. 281 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:13,270 Teddy! Any update on meeting with your client? 282 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,532 We know how thrilled we are 283 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,273 about producing his new show out here! 284 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:22,932 Oh, actually this is Natalie, Teddy'’s secretary. 285 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,760 He wanted me to give you a message 286 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,242 about the meeting with Joe on the 23rd. 287 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,852 Oh, all right. 288 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:33,508 Teddy said Joe would love to meet with you, 289 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,728 but he can'’t go to Beverly Hills. 290 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,774 I'’m sure we can make something work. 291 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,341 Where would he like to meet? 292 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:44,127 How about... Palm Springs? 293 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,476 Palm Springs? 294 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,957 Yes, my, uh... 295 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:51,308 I mean, his wife will be there with their kids, 296 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:55,617 and he would really like to be with them for the holidays. 297 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,140 Well, you can tell Teddy 298 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,447 that we would be happy to drive out to Palm Springs 299 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,796 and meet with Joe. 300 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,800 Good, good! I will let Mr. Brady know, 301 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,890 and, uh, my people will call your people. 302 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,152 Ciao! 303 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,589 Oh. Ciao? 304 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,461 [chuckles] 305 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,907 ♪ Ooh ♪ 306 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,828 ♪ If I could have one wish this Christmas ♪ 307 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,571 ♪ I'’d only ask to be with you ♪ 308 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,486 This is Teddy. 309 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,531 Teddy, Joe. 310 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:43,447 Joe? Did you think about the offer? 311 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:47,190 Yeah. You know, I'’m gonna take it. 312 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,018 Really? 313 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:52,195 Turns out that I'’m not gonna be able to see the kids anyway, 314 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,154 Jessica'’s taking them to Palm Springs 315 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,765 with her freakishly good-looking, 316 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,767 incredibly rich boss. 317 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,508 So I figured what the heck. 318 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,292 Did you just say Palm Springs? 319 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,468 - Yeah. - Well, that'’s interesting. 320 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,079 I just got a call from Mia, one of the producers, 321 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,732 and guess where they'’re setting up the meeting? 322 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,518 Oh, come on. You'’ve gotta be kidding me. 323 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,389 Palm Springs. 324 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,914 One of my secretaries called her. Which one I don'’t know. 325 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,003 I got so many running around here, but don'’t you see? 326 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,918 This could work out for the best. 327 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,485 You should fly out there on the red-eye ahead of time, 328 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,444 spend some time with the family. 329 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,663 Oh, right. 330 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,578 Jessica would love that. 331 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,363 Meeting'’s not till the 23rd. 332 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:33,019 Gives you three whole days to work some holiday magic. 333 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,108 I'’ve had marriages that didn'’t last that long. 334 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,893 Teddy, I couldn'’t possibly interfere 335 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,895 with Jessica'’s business plans. 336 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,723 I'’m just kidding. I'’m there. 337 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,420 That'’s the spirit. 338 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,596 Looks like you'’ll be spending Christmas in Palm Springs. 339 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,729 Jingle bells, my friend. 340 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,774 Jingle bells, baby! 341 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,125 ♪ Whoo ♪ 342 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,778 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 343 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,868 ♪ Hittin'’ the road ♪ 344 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,914 ♪ Hittin'’ the road again ♪ 345 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,612 ♪ This Christmastime ♪ 346 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,879 ♪ Out on the road ♪ 347 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:11,144 ♪ Fill '’er up and turn the radio on ♪ 348 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,754 ♪ Ooh ♪ 349 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,016 ♪ That'’s right ♪ 350 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,978 ♪ Don'’t matter how far we go ♪ 351 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,111 ♪ Keep playin'’ that rock and roll ♪ 352 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,635 ♪ Ooh ♪ 353 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,289 ♪ Here we come ♪ 354 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,769 ♪ All right ♪ 355 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,640 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 356 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,121 ♪ Hittin'’ the road ♪ 357 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,689 ♪ Hittin'’ the road again ♪ 358 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,300 ♪ This Christmastime ♪ 359 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,824 ♪ I'’m hittin' the road ♪ 360 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,051 Hello. Welcome to the hotel. Enjoy your stay. 361 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:59,018 Well, kids, here we are. 362 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,325 Beautiful Palm Springs. Isn'’t it amazing? 363 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:05,067 - Ah-choo! - Bless you. 364 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,156 - You sure you'’re all right? - Yeah, I'’m fine. 365 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,506 Must be all the clean air and open space. 366 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:13,032 I'’m allergic to nature. I'’ll be inside, you guys. 367 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:17,166 Don'’t worry. It'’s gonna be great. 368 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,171 - Welcome to Palm Springs. - Yeah, thanks, whatever. 369 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,173 They'’re handling your check-in right now. 370 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:27,002 I got you two rooms with an adjoining door. 371 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,961 Anything you guys need, just call the front desk. 372 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:33,095 Do they have pizza? I'’m starving. 373 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,011 Then you better order an extra large, buddy. 374 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,665 I'’ll get our bags squared away 375 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,798 and confirm our appointment with Mayor Tomlin this afternoon. 376 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,496 - Great. Sounds good. - See you later. 377 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,324 Okay. 378 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:48,806 Oh, your father'’s a real nice man. 379 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:52,288 That is not our dad. It'’s her boss. 380 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:55,944 Oh. My mistake. 381 00:17:55,987 --> 00:18:01,254 Well, will your father be joining us for Christmas? 382 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,647 I wish. 383 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,214 Not this trip, I'’m afraid. 384 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:08,261 Oh, I see. Well, you never know. 385 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,438 - It is Christmas, after all. - Yeah. 386 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:16,051 I had your key here somewhere. Where did I put that? 387 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,184 Oh... 388 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,272 Oh, hah! 389 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,753 There it is. 390 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,889 - Say thank you, Mr... - Thank you. 391 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,283 Gabe. Folks call me Gabe. 392 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,719 Gabe? 393 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,460 Enjoy your stay. 394 00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,331 Come on. Thanks. 395 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:43,818 All right, kids. Ian and I have a meeting with the mayor, 396 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,733 so I'’m gonna have to run. 397 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,082 Mom, we just got here. 398 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,258 Yeah, and we'’re starving. 399 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:52,043 All right, you can order room service. 400 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,045 - Yes! - Room service? 401 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,743 - Yeah. - Really? 402 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:59,225 You drag us all the way across the country at Christmastime, 403 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,705 dump us off in a hotel room and then just take off? 404 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:05,448 Zoey, please, honey. I don'’t have time for this right now. 405 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,102 Dylan! 406 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,973 Dylan! Where you going? 407 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,324 I think I left something in the lobby! 408 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,804 Would you please go with your brother? 409 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,154 Yeah. 410 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,597 Sir, sir! 411 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,338 How can I help you? 412 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,950 I was wondering if you had any more rooms available for a... 413 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,474 A special "friend?" 414 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,347 Well, we'’re sort of booked solid for the holidays, 415 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,045 but why don'’t we see if old Gabe 416 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,483 can conjure up some special magic for you, okay? 417 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,876 Really? Thanks! 418 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,443 Don'’t mention it. 419 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:47,447 You know, when two people are meant to be together, 420 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,493 doesn'’t matter what the universe throws at them. 421 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:54,018 What'’s meant to be is meant to be. 422 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,549 DYLAN: We'’re lucky Gabe was able to find Dad a room. 423 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,639 You do realize when Mom finds out what we'’ve done, 424 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:09,295 we'’re gonna be grounded until next Christmas. 425 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:13,516 Life is full of sacrifices, Zoey. 426 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,039 You first. 427 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,621 JOE: And they got me a room? You sure? 428 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,189 Yeah, I'’m sure. I got an email right here from the hotel. 429 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,147 It says you'’re locked in through Christmas. 430 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,019 Somebody up there must like you. 431 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,934 Wow. These guys are first class. 432 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:43,459 Have a safe trip, good luck, and remember why you'’re there. 433 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:46,767 Yeah. I just hope she doesn'’t get too upset. 434 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,551 I'’m talking about the meeting. 435 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:51,989 Oh, right, yeah, that too. 436 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,427 Go get '’em, tiger. 437 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:58,561 Okay, Teddy, I will call you from the west coast. 438 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,756 Do you know why I was elected mayor of this city? 439 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,411 I was elected mayor because I promised to show them 440 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:25,022 how exciting Palm Springs can be. 441 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,198 What I need is a campaign 442 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,723 that breathes new life into this city. 443 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,855 Instead, you know what I got? 444 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,423 Old life? 445 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,903 Exactly. 446 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,303 Skip? 447 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,265 Ms. Mayor, let me just start by saying 448 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,659 I completely agree with everything that you'’re saying. 449 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,183 And if you'’ll just look at the proposals that we brought... 450 00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,141 I love sweet talk. I really do. 451 00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,621 The sweeter, the better. 452 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:01,276 In fact, my dentist said I got three new cavities 453 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,800 with the last agency I dealt with. 454 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,760 What I really need is results. 455 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,457 Fore! 456 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,988 Are you sure you gave me the right club? 457 00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,120 That'’s the driver, ma'am. 458 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,687 Give me an iron. 459 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:24,821 You know, our busiest season begins after the New Year, 460 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,824 so I need a new campaign approved 461 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,696 before the holiday season. 462 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,046 Can you get me something by then? 463 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,004 Sure. Absolutely. 464 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:37,399 Great, because I would hate to have to get another agency 465 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,487 yet again. 466 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:41,577 How about we reconvene on the 24th? 467 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,666 Uh... 468 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,146 You can'’t. 469 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:48,018 You have the Christmas Eve parade on the 24th. 470 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,456 23rd then? 471 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,240 Can'’t. You're playing Mrs. Claus. 472 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:53,937 at the top of the tram. 473 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,591 22nd? 474 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,681 Uh, you'’re whipping up the birthday cake 475 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:01,554 for Saguaro'’s anniversary celebration. 476 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:04,513 Perfect. We'’ll meet there before the event. 477 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:05,906 You'’ll love it. 478 00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:08,778 It'’s one of Palm Spring's signature landmarks. 479 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:11,433 We'’re looking forward to it. 480 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,522 Now stand back. 481 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,449 See you on the 22nd. 482 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:30,365 And please don'’t disappoint me. Skip? 483 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,807 Did you hear what she said? 484 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,635 We'’ve gotta get her something by the 22nd, 485 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:41,463 or she'’s gonna go to someone else. 486 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,596 That'’s two days from now. 487 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,424 I thought you said this was a done deal. 488 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,730 It'’s the power of positive thinking, Jessica. 489 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:50,254 If she wants Palm Springs on a silver platter, 490 00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,561 that'’s exactly what we'’re gonna give her. 491 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,931 Hello. Welcome to the hotel. 492 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:16,019 Thank you. 493 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,064 Enjoy your stay. 494 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,457 Thanks. 495 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,199 All right. 496 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,549 IAN: Sorry again if it feels like 497 00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,551 I put you in an awkward position back there. 498 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,335 JESSICA: Ah, it'’s all right. 499 00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:28,771 We just have to explore a little, 500 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:32,471 get a sense of what the main attractions are. 501 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:35,648 We'’ll come up with something that works for them. 502 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,961 You know, we should get a nice, relaxing dinner tonight. 503 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,398 All four of us. My treat. 504 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:56,712 Yeah, further. Yeah. 505 00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,934 Go further back. 506 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,239 [screams] 507 00:25:03,153 --> 00:25:04,503 Ma'’am! 508 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,982 - That sounds nice. - Get away from me! 509 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:10,639 Come inside. Are you okay? I'’m sorry, my dear. 510 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,467 I don'’t know what he was doing back there. 511 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,904 Can I help you to your room, sir? 512 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,776 No. 513 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:17,603 Sorry. 514 00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:20,170 I thought I dropped something. 515 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:21,824 Perhaps I can help you find it. 516 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:24,523 No, no, that'’s okay. 517 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,961 Wow. That'’s a big, beautiful place you got there. 518 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:30,180 220 rooms. 519 00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,487 I have a reservation. My name is... 520 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,228 Joe Brady. 521 00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,273 We'’ve been expecting you. 522 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:38,667 Great. What room am I in? 523 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,713 221. 524 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,243 Dad! 525 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:52,202 - Dad! - Kids! Kids! 526 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:55,162 Oh, I missed you so much! 527 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:58,557 I can'’t believe that we're staying at the same hotel. 528 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,384 Yeah, I know! It'’s amazing! 529 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,082 It'’s so amazing, I could... 530 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,257 Wait a minute. 531 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,782 It'’s too amazing. 532 00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:08,088 Uh-oh. 533 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:09,872 [sighs] 534 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:12,048 Huddle up. 535 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:13,572 Out with it. 536 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,704 Don'’t be mad, but we called your producers 537 00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:18,446 and asked them to move your meeting to Palm Springs. 538 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:21,405 You did what? How could you? 539 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,016 I hacked into your email. 540 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:26,497 And I pretended to be your agent'’s secretary. 541 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:29,718 We just wanted everyone to be together for Christmas. 542 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,633 I know, honey, and I appreciate that, 543 00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:33,983 but you guys can'’t do stuff like that. 544 00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:36,856 You two little techies are too smart for your own good. 545 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:40,076 Then we probably shouldn'’t have ordered flowers 546 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,862 with your credit card either. 547 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,603 Flowers? 548 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:49,999 Aren'’t they lovely? 549 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:54,656 Very. I wish someone would send me flowers like that. 550 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,050 Well, you know, when I'’m older, of course. 551 00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,617 Mm-hmm. 552 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,531 Obviously, whoever sent those 553 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,621 must really care about you, right? 554 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:06,712 Well, I don'’t know about that. I mean, he is my boss. 555 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:08,452 Wait. What makes you think they'’re from him? 556 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,629 Who else would they be from? 557 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:13,370 Um, I don'’t know. Maybe Dad sent them. 558 00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,155 Oh, come on. 559 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:18,811 Your father hasn'’t sent me roses since we first started dating. 560 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,856 Ian'’s taking us all out for an early dinner. 561 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:23,380 I want you guys on your best behavior, you hear me? 562 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:26,906 Oh, don'’t worry. We will be. 563 00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:31,780 [ringing] 564 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:33,869 This is Ian. 565 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,958 [nasal] Hi. This is Lillian Gardner 566 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:39,527 from the Palms Springs planning commission. 567 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:41,529 What can I do for you, Ms. Gardner? 568 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:44,488 Well, it'’s quite embarrassing. 569 00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:47,578 The mayor seems to have, uh, 570 00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:51,626 misplaced your campaign proposals. 571 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,541 Oh, I'’m sorry to hear that. 572 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,630 I'’ll get some new ones down to your office 573 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,327 first thing in the morning. 574 00:27:57,371 --> 00:28:00,983 Well, you see, that'’s the problem. 575 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:03,856 We'’re meeting tonight on a few issues, 576 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:08,164 and it would be really helpful if we had them. 577 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,688 Is there any way possible 578 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:13,387 you can swing by the city hall and drop them off? 579 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,823 Hey, what are you two up to? 580 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:17,913 Mom! Uh, we'’re in the middle of something! 581 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:19,088 Mom? 582 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:21,308 Just be ready in five minutes. 583 00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,049 Okay, okay, just go! 584 00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:24,311 Okay. 585 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,184 Heh. Sorry about that. 586 00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:30,491 Um, the proposals? 587 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,972 Yes, of course. I'’ll bring them right over. 588 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:35,626 Good, good. Thank you. 589 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:37,324 Ciao! 590 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,500 Ciao? 591 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:41,502 Interesting town. 592 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:51,817 ♪♪ [country] 593 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:56,082 Very salty. You gonna get the chicken tacos 594 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,518 or the carne asada? 595 00:28:57,561 --> 00:28:59,694 The chicken? Maybe they got some mushroom. 596 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,000 - You love mushrooms. - No, I don'’t. 597 00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:02,392 [gasps] Hey! 598 00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:05,047 - Joe! - Look who it is. 599 00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:07,049 What are you doing here? 600 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,399 I was just about to have dinner alone, 601 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:12,228 but, you know, maybe I can join you. 602 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:15,623 No. I mean what are you doing here in Palm Springs? 603 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,407 Remember that meeting I told you about, 604 00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:18,757 the one with the producers? 605 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,323 The one that was supposed to be in LA? 606 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:23,370 Last minute, they decided to switch it to Palm Springs. 607 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,589 - Really? - Mm. 608 00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:27,591 Of all places, they just so happened 609 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:30,899 to move your meeting here to Palm Springs. 610 00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:33,249 Palm Springs is just a hop, skip and a jump from LA. 611 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:37,645 That'’s not bad. Maybe you could use that for your campaign. 612 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,865 Wow. 613 00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:42,563 You guys really topped yourselves this time. 614 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,436 I don'’t believe you. Come on, kids, let'’s go. 615 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,743 Jess, Jess, Jess, please. 616 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,527 This one'’s on me. This was all my idea. 617 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,094 Don'’t blame it on the kids. 618 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:54,705 No, no. Do not make me look like the bad guy here again. 619 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,490 No one is the bad guy. 620 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,057 I just thought maybe it would be nice. 621 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,101 Nice? 622 00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:00,799 Look, I'’m here. 623 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,191 We have a table. 624 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,933 Let'’s just sit down and have dinner like a family. 625 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:08,763 What'’s the big deal? Come on. Please? 626 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,460 Kids, will you excuse your father and I 627 00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:11,810 for just a moment? 628 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,517 You know, if you wanted to talk, 629 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,823 we could'’ve done that back in New York. 630 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,476 I was just as surprised as you were 631 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,784 when I found out what our two little geniuses had cooked up. 632 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,394 You do realize that just you being here 633 00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:33,309 could ruin everything for me, right? 634 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:36,617 You afraid I'’m gonna spoil your little Palm Springs getaway 635 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:37,836 with Mister Lucky? 636 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:40,273 Hey, this is not some little getaway. 637 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:41,927 - No? - No! 638 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,406 Really? 639 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,974 Does he know that? 640 00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,759 Why do you think I wanted the kids with me? 641 00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,465 - You wanna talk about us? - Mm-hmm. 642 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,075 - Let'’s talk about us. - Okay. 643 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:03,339 - You know what your problem is? - Do you see what you just did? 644 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:06,690 I love how "talking about us" turns into "talking about me." 645 00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:09,128 Joe, our kids need a father figure, 646 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:10,477 not a best friend. 647 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,044 "Hey, Dad, can we go to the movies?" 648 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,175 "Sure." 649 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:16,004 "Hey, Dad, can we get some ice cream?" 650 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,527 "Yeah! Let'’s go!" 651 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:20,356 "Hey, Dad, can we have pizza for dinner every single night?" 652 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,662 "Yeah, why not?" 653 00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:23,272 Will you listen to yourself? 654 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,144 "Hey, Dad, can we have pizza for dinner?" 655 00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:26,580 Are you telling me that that'’s the reason 656 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,364 that we'’re not together right now? 657 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:30,758 No, no, of course not. 658 00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:33,979 Look, I just need more from you. 659 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:35,328 A lot more. 660 00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:39,201 I mean, it'’s... I just... I need you to support me 661 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:42,857 when "yes" isn'’t always the answer. 662 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,598 Sometimes you have to say "no". 663 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,861 Sometimes "no" is the right answer, Joe. 664 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,515 - I realize that. - Do you? 665 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:49,559 Yes... 666 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:51,735 Or should I say "no"? 667 00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:55,652 Why do you always make me look like the wicked witch 668 00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:58,090 who never lets Cinderella have any fun? 669 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,527 Actually, Cinderella had the wicked stepmother. 670 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:04,618 Do you think it'’s easy juggling a career with motherhood? 671 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:06,489 No, Jess, I don'’t. 672 00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:08,100 But you act like I don'’t work. 673 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:12,104 What, you used to have a job. I mean a real job. 674 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:14,628 - Yeah. Drama teacher. - And you were good at it! 675 00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,760 And I hated it. 676 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:19,589 Look, going back to work was your dream. 677 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,504 A second chance at going back to a career 678 00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:23,071 that you had to give up. Fine. 679 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,465 But now we'’re both making more than enough money 680 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:26,596 to support the family. 681 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,989 You'’re going after your dream. 682 00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,035 What'’s wrong with me going after mine? 683 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,908 That'’s just it. 684 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,650 I wanted to be past the point of pursuing our dreams 685 00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:38,521 and actually living them. 686 00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:40,262 Meaning what? You'’ve succeeded, 687 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,308 and I'’m just supposed to admit defeat? 688 00:32:42,351 --> 00:32:44,832 No, I didn'’t say that. You have your play. 689 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:48,401 That'’s right. I have my play. 690 00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:50,838 I have... that.. 691 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,976 Wow. Is that Blue Hawaiian? 692 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,761 I didn'’t even know they still made that drink. 693 00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:03,242 But we have something, uh... 694 00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:05,940 [static] 695 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,811 Look, I'’m gonna call the producers 696 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:11,163 and tell them to reschedule the meeting back in LA 697 00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:13,904 and there'’s been a mistake '’cause that's what you want. 698 00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:16,646 You don'’t have to do that. What about the kids? 699 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:22,217 Something tells me that they already know what'’s going on. 700 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:27,005 ZOEY: We just want to be a family again. 701 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:28,354 We didn'’t know what else to do. 702 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,834 I know, but what you did today was wrong. 703 00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:33,185 It wasn'’t fair to your father or me. 704 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:35,100 I know that it'’s hard to understand, 705 00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:39,104 but nothing good could'’ve come from this. 706 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,628 Sometimes you just have to trust me. 707 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,064 All right? 708 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:45,893 We just wanted everyone to be together, 709 00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:48,765 to have dinner just like we used to. 710 00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:49,984 [knocking] 711 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:52,813 Hold that thought. 712 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,731 - Oh, hey. - Hey, Jess. 713 00:33:57,774 --> 00:34:00,038 Uh, so the strangest thing. 714 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,692 I get down to city hall, and there'’s no one there. 715 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,259 Finally a guard lets me in, 716 00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:06,566 and I slipped the proposals under the door. 717 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:09,482 But I'’m sorry I missed tonight. 718 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:11,353 It was supposed to be my treat. 719 00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:13,442 Please don'’t apologize. 720 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:15,488 I'’m just glad they got what they needed. 721 00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:19,709 Well, I'’m exhausted. Think I'’ll hit the sack. 722 00:34:19,753 --> 00:34:22,973 That is, unless you wanna grab a quick nightcap in the lounge. 723 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:26,803 Oh, no, no, I don'’t think so. 724 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:29,197 It'’s been a really big day. 725 00:34:29,241 --> 00:34:33,767 - You sure? - Yeah. I'’m kinda tired myself. 726 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,899 All right then. 727 00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:39,077 Well, good night, Jessica. 728 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,774 Good night. 729 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:49,391 All right, you two, off to bed. Let'’s go. 730 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:50,392 Chop chop. 731 00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:51,480 Mom? 732 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:52,873 Yes? 733 00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,744 Sorry about today. 734 00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:57,747 That'’s okay. 735 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:12,110 I might have done the same thing myself. 736 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:22,250 - [phone buzzes] - I have Joe Brady on the line. 737 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:23,947 Put him through. 738 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,036 Joe, I can'’t tell you how excited we are 739 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,300 to meet up with you in two days. 740 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:31,346 Actually, Mia, that'’s why I'm calling. 741 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:34,436 I was wondering if we could reschedule the meeting 742 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,134 back in Los Angeles. 743 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,180 Sure, but I thought you wanted it in Palm Springs. 744 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:40,355 I did. 745 00:35:40,399 --> 00:35:42,923 And I really appreciate the gesture, 746 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:46,187 but it'’s no longer necessary. 747 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:48,276 We'’ll meet wherever you'’d like, Joe. 748 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,886 I'’ll call your agent with the details. 749 00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:52,193 That'’d be great. And, Mia, once again, 750 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:53,760 I'’m really sorry about the mix-up. 751 00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:54,891 It'’s all my fault. 752 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:57,067 Not a problem. 753 00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:04,597 Hey, Gabe. 754 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,902 Good morning, Mr. Brady. 755 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:08,166 Good morning. 756 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,603 Listen, I just want to thank you for helping my kids. 757 00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:14,346 I know what you guys were trying to do, but... 758 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:17,392 this whole thing'’s been a big mistake. 759 00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:19,351 Uh, leaving us so soon? 760 00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:22,223 Yeah. I'’m gonna take my meeting up in LA. 761 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:25,487 Now, you do realize LA'’s just a hop, skip and jump 762 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:28,838 away from Palm Springs. 763 00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:31,580 Yeah. Funny you should say that. 764 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:34,540 Yeah, well, why don'’t you just stay here, 765 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:36,890 drive in for your meeting? 766 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,761 Think about your children. 767 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:41,155 I am thinking about my children. 768 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,852 I don'’t think it's healthy for my kids 769 00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:45,681 to see their parents acting like kids. 770 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:48,380 Mr. Brady, it'’s Christmas. 771 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:53,298 Do you really want to spend the holidays by yourself, 772 00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:57,040 alone in some hotel off the interstate, 773 00:36:57,084 --> 00:37:01,088 eating from some drive-through burger joint? 774 00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:04,874 Take a look at what you'’ve got here. 775 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:11,011 This is what the spirit of Christmas is about right here. 776 00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:14,623 Can'’t you think of one reason 777 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:18,453 for you to stay? 778 00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:25,330 You know what, Gabe? You'’re right. 779 00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:30,248 Cancel my cancellation. 780 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:33,860 Now we'’re talking. 781 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:36,863 [phone buzzing] 782 00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:38,473 I have Joe Brady calling again. 783 00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:41,128 Again? Thank you. 784 00:37:41,171 --> 00:37:44,610 Joe, I was just about to send Teddy the new plans. 785 00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:46,481 Actually, Mia, scratch that. 786 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:48,918 I'’d like to keep the meeting as scheduled 787 00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:50,833 in Palm Springs after all. 788 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:54,097 Sure. Whatever you want, Joe. 789 00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:57,797 Great, great. I'’ll see you in a couple of days. 790 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,452 Okay. Looking forward to it. 791 00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:02,192 Me too. Thanks, Mia. 792 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,634 Writers. 793 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:10,026 Oof. 794 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:12,551 Ah-choo! 795 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:14,596 [groans] 796 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,381 So I'’ve been going over some of the local events 797 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,774 that we should take a look at while we'’re here. 798 00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:23,344 There'’s this high society art soiree this afternoon. 799 00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:26,913 Jessica? 800 00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,567 Yeah? 801 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:32,962 Yeah, it all sounds great. 802 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,703 Is everything okay? 803 00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,096 [sighs] 804 00:38:36,139 --> 00:38:38,794 It'’s my husband Joe. 805 00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:39,926 He'’s here. 806 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:41,667 Here in Palm Springs? 807 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,321 Yes. 808 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,932 My kids have been desperately trying 809 00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:48,413 to get us back together again. 810 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:51,633 Somehow they got his meeting moved here. 811 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:55,463 And last night they conspired to have you diverted away 812 00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:56,986 from our dinner. 813 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,814 Are you saying that the kids... 814 00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:02,688 Yes, yes. They were the ones who called you last night, 815 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:05,517 not city hall. 816 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,561 [chuckles] 817 00:39:06,605 --> 00:39:08,128 That'’s actually genius. 818 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:12,654 Well, it'’s over, and Joe is leaving in the morning, so... 819 00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:15,831 [phone vibrating] 820 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,180 Oh, it'’s the office. 821 00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:19,487 I gotta grab this. Excuse me. 822 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:27,365 Actually, Joe'’s staying. 823 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,019 Maybe you'’ve given up on me, Jess, 824 00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:32,457 but I haven'’t given up on us. 825 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,720 Look, Joe, I have got to prepare this pitch 826 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,374 for an important meeting with the mayor tomorrow, 827 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:38,027 and I am not gonna let you mess this up. 828 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,856 I'’m not gonna mess anything up. I'’m gonna help you. 829 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:44,382 I appreciate what you said about how difficult it is 830 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:48,081 to balance motherhood and a career. 831 00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:49,778 You were actually listening? 832 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:54,174 Yeah. You focus on work. I'’m gonna take care of the kids. 833 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,003 You'’d do that? 834 00:39:57,046 --> 00:40:00,093 Yeah. I mean, what else am I gonna do, 835 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,529 play video games? 836 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:06,578 Mm, okay, but just for the record, 837 00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:09,450 this does not change anything between the two of us. 838 00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:12,801 Duly noted, but for the record, 839 00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:17,893 I'’m gonna cram them full of candy, ice cream and pizza 840 00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,417 all day long. 841 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,435 What'’s so funny? 842 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:40,742 Uh, nothing. 843 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:43,092 Let'’s get to work. 844 00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:44,485 Yeah. 845 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:45,617 Ah-choo! 846 00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:46,966 Bless you. 847 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:49,272 I hate nature. 848 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:55,365 - [knocking] - Hey, kids! 849 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:56,454 Dad! 850 00:40:57,716 --> 00:40:58,717 [turns off TV] 851 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:01,676 Hey! 852 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,461 Ooh! 853 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,767 Mom told us last night that you were leaving. 854 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,465 Are you crazy? 855 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:10,119 And leave you to have all the fun in Palm Springs by yourself? 856 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:12,513 I'’m staying right here with you guys. 857 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,776 Well, you know, we can keep helping you. 858 00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:16,256 You know, like a team. 859 00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:19,041 Right. But, uh... 860 00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:26,266 Kids, the whole teamwork thing 861 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:28,486 didn'’t quite work out so well last night, 862 00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:31,010 so let'’s try not to do anything else 863 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:34,317 that'’s gonna make your mother more upset than she already is, 864 00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:36,494 especially at me. 865 00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:40,106 Dad, sometimes when two people are meant to be together, 866 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,804 it doesn'’t matter what the universe throws at them. 867 00:41:42,848 --> 00:41:45,285 What'’s meant to be is meant to be. 868 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:48,462 Well, thank you for that, great philosopher. 869 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,291 Face it. You need all the help you can get. 870 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:53,423 Yeah, well, we'’ll see. 871 00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,861 So what do you want to do today? 872 00:41:55,904 --> 00:41:57,906 Can we go shopping? 873 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:00,082 What, so close to Christmas? 874 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:02,345 Well, I could get you something. 875 00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:04,391 - Ah... - Can we ride the sky tram 876 00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:06,785 that goes to the top of the mountain? 877 00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:09,657 The tram, huh? 878 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,790 Silly. Dad'’s afraid of heights. 879 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,880 Hey, I am not afraid of heights. 880 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:17,839 I'’m simply afraid of falling from heights, 881 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:20,886 and that is two completely different things. 882 00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:23,976 So... shopping? 883 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:26,848 Why don'’t we just play it by ear, huh? 884 00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:30,852 ♪ Whoo ♪ 885 00:42:32,419 --> 00:42:34,682 - D'’you put on sunscreen? - Yeah. 886 00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:36,597 - Yeah? - Yes, sir, yes, I did. 887 00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:39,687 - What about you? - Yeah. 888 00:42:39,731 --> 00:42:40,949 All right. 889 00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,211 - Dad! - Huh? 890 00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:45,127 ♪ It'’s time to get movin' on ♪ 891 00:42:45,171 --> 00:42:47,521 ♪ Gotta keep rollin'’ ♪ 892 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,393 ♪ Rollin'’ on down the line ♪ 893 00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:55,050 ♪ Gotta keep this engine goin'’ strong ♪ 894 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:58,053 ♪ Nothing'’s slowing us down tonight ♪ 895 00:42:58,097 --> 00:43:00,447 ♪ Gotta keep rollin'’ ♪ 896 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,884 ♪ Rollin'’ on down the line ♪ 897 00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:07,933 ♪ Nothing'’s gonna slow me down ♪ 898 00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:11,110 ♪ Nothing'’s gonna break my stride ♪ 899 00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:14,069 ♪ Gonna push the pedal down ♪ 900 00:43:14,113 --> 00:43:16,158 ♪ And just ride ♪ 901 00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:18,073 ♪ Just ride ♪ 902 00:43:18,117 --> 00:43:22,164 ♪ Baby, nothing'’s stopping you and me tonight ♪ 903 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:26,604 ♪ Rollin'’ ♪ 904 00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:28,780 ♪ Rollin'’ on down the line ♪ 905 00:43:28,823 --> 00:43:33,436 ♪ Gotta keep on rollin'’ ♪ 906 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,395 ♪ Rollin'’ on down the line ♪ 907 00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:36,570 ♪ What'’d I say ♪ 908 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,660 ♪ Rollin'’ ♪ 909 00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:43,359 ♪ I'’m rollin' on down the line ♪ 910 00:43:43,403 --> 00:43:45,231 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 911 00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:46,536 ♪ Whoo ♪ 912 00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:49,627 [mimicking gunshots] 913 00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:52,630 JESSICA: Thank you so much for the tour, Bob. 914 00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:54,675 I had no idea that art and culture 915 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,546 was such an important part of Palm Springs. 916 00:43:56,590 --> 00:43:58,287 It'’s been our pleasure. 917 00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,594 I'’m really looking forward to seeing Mr. Reese'’s work. 918 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,552 I wish I could join you at the auction, 919 00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:05,207 but Jessica'’s very capable of representing the firm 920 00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:06,861 while I'’m tied up elsewhere. 921 00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:08,515 Absolutely. 922 00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:15,783 Would you look at the detail on this one! 923 00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:17,263 BOB: Let me tell you a little about this. 924 00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:18,917 It'’s a Navaho rug. 925 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,266 Hi. 926 00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:21,876 What are you doing here? 927 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,662 I was just kidding about the cake and ice cream. 928 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:28,491 I mean, you can'’t chastise me for introducing our children 929 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,450 to the world of art and culture. 930 00:44:30,493 --> 00:44:32,060 We'’ve been shopping. 931 00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:34,323 That'’s great, honey. 932 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:36,804 Would you give your father and I... 933 00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,545 one minute? 934 00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:43,681 I have to go. 935 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:45,334 We have an event to attend. 936 00:44:45,378 --> 00:44:47,336 Ah, yes. Spending the afternoon 937 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,425 at the auction of Mr. Reese, are we? 938 00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:51,863 Sounds like fun. 939 00:44:51,906 --> 00:44:54,604 Goodbye, Joe. 940 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:02,874 ♪ Promises, promises ♪ 941 00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:07,530 ♪ Hope'’s gonna find me ♪ 942 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:10,882 ♪ When it feels like the opposite ♪ 943 00:45:10,925 --> 00:45:16,670 ♪ You'’re there to remind me ♪ 944 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,542 ♪ Promises, promises ♪ 945 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:24,025 ♪ When I'’m filled with worry ♪ 946 00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:27,855 ♪ You say no matter how tough it is ♪ 947 00:45:27,899 --> 00:45:29,683 ♪ Keep faith in the journey ♪ 948 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,033 No way! 949 00:45:32,077 --> 00:45:34,949 Well, look at you. 950 00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:37,952 You'’ve been sitting here since, what... 951 00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:39,519 1995. 952 00:45:39,562 --> 00:45:41,086 Still happy? 953 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:44,567 Probably '’cause you can't talk to each other. 954 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:47,048 You don'’t know how good you got it, pal. 955 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,054 What'’s up, Dad? 956 00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:56,057 I don'’t know. Maybe I'm just making things worse. 957 00:45:56,101 --> 00:45:58,233 What you need to do is make her realize 958 00:45:58,277 --> 00:46:01,715 why she fell in love with you in the first place. 959 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,412 You met in college, right? 960 00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:07,373 Yeah, in the college art gallery. 961 00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:10,115 Your mother was the most beautiful thing 962 00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:12,073 I had ever seen in my life. 963 00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:14,597 DYLAN: So how'’d you make your move? 964 00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,470 I took this jacket from one of the guides, 965 00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:20,212 and I pretended to put on this fake art tour. 966 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:21,953 [chuckling] 967 00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:26,218 It was genius, and your mother loved it. 968 00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:28,524 Wait a minute. 969 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,613 Wait a minute. 970 00:46:36,271 --> 00:46:37,795 Should I? 971 00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:39,622 Oh, yeah. Do it. 972 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:41,015 What do you think? 973 00:46:41,059 --> 00:46:44,192 Are you a man, or are you a mouse? 974 00:46:44,236 --> 00:46:45,977 Why, you... 975 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,065 Come on. 976 00:46:47,108 --> 00:46:48,631 Come on. 977 00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:50,982 Slow, slow, slow. 978 00:46:51,025 --> 00:46:52,635 We'’re cool. 979 00:46:57,510 --> 00:47:01,340 Can you feel it in the air 980 00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:03,298 This Christmas 981 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:07,085 [distant chatter] 982 00:47:07,128 --> 00:47:08,521 Ah, thank you. 983 00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:11,219 Oh, wow, look at these pieces. 984 00:47:11,263 --> 00:47:14,092 It'’s amazing how Mr. Reese is able to convey so much 985 00:47:14,135 --> 00:47:15,963 with so little. 986 00:47:16,007 --> 00:47:20,489 I had no idea you were so conversant with art. 987 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:23,405 I was an art history major as an undergrad. 988 00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:26,713 Yes. I also was heavy into painting 989 00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:29,977 and sculpture and modern dance. 990 00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,196 Modern dance? 991 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,024 Guess that explains your artistic vision. 992 00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:37,115 You'’re quite the Renaissance woman. 993 00:47:37,158 --> 00:47:40,727 I guess I should say I used to paint, sculpt and dance. 994 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:43,686 I see. No more of that. 995 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:46,037 Well, I put it all aside 996 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,127 to pursue more serious ambitions. 997 00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:50,650 Lucky for us you did. 998 00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:53,435 I feel the same way... 999 00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:56,482 A picture of elegance and beauty. 1000 00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:58,353 What is your name? 1001 00:47:58,397 --> 00:47:59,398 Jessica. 1002 00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:02,357 Jessica, my name is William, 1003 00:48:02,401 --> 00:48:04,751 but you can call me Willie. 1004 00:48:04,794 --> 00:48:08,929 Mr. Reese, I'’ve admired your work since college. 1005 00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:12,585 Jessica studied art history as an undergrad. 1006 00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:13,673 Is that right? 1007 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:15,544 It was a passion of mine. 1008 00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:18,243 Was? There'’s no such thing as "was." 1009 00:48:18,286 --> 00:48:20,549 No. A passion is like a dream. 1010 00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:24,292 Once you have it, it'’s yours always. 1011 00:48:24,336 --> 00:48:29,036 Wow. I'’ve never really thought of it that way. 1012 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,690 I'’m Skip. 1013 00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:32,866 Of course you are. 1014 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:35,825 I'’m working on a new campaign for Palm Springs, 1015 00:48:35,869 --> 00:48:37,871 and I was wondering if you might wanna share 1016 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,047 some of your insight on the city with me. 1017 00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:43,224 Absolutely. I would love to share some insight. 1018 00:48:43,268 --> 00:48:45,574 Jessica, let show you around. 1019 00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:08,597 Jessica, I really like your... ideas. 1020 00:49:08,641 --> 00:49:11,818 You know, I was thinking. 1021 00:49:11,861 --> 00:49:14,125 I can'’t promise anything, but... 1022 00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,344 what if I put a word into the mayor'’s ear 1023 00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:17,867 when I see her and, uh... 1024 00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:19,782 Well, it can'’t hurt. 1025 00:49:19,826 --> 00:49:22,960 You have no idea how helpful that would be. 1026 00:49:27,181 --> 00:49:29,836 Where do you find these guys, Jess? 1027 00:49:49,551 --> 00:49:51,727 Ladies and gentle-mois! 1028 00:49:51,771 --> 00:49:53,773 Allow me to be your tour guide 1029 00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:57,559 to the world of artistic abstraction. 1030 00:50:01,128 --> 00:50:04,523 Let me introduce you to this first piece, 1031 00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:07,961 something we like to call "Box... 1032 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:09,702 - Joe. - ...es." 1033 00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:11,138 What are you doing? 1034 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:13,314 Clearly the artist was attempting to combine 1035 00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:16,970 the worlds of transcendental meditationism 1036 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,103 with the neo-geometrical movement 1037 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:22,497 from the 18th century... B.C.! 1038 00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:24,891 This is not funny. Stop it. 1039 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:26,371 If you are not impressed, 1040 00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:29,461 perhaps I shall introduce you to the crown jewel 1041 00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:32,638 of this collection of abstract deformations, 1042 00:50:32,681 --> 00:50:36,120 something we like to call "Bob." 1043 00:50:36,163 --> 00:50:37,121 [laughter] 1044 00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:40,124 Bob is a classical representation 1045 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:42,778 from the proctological movement 1046 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:45,564 from the late Jurassic. 1047 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:49,046 - Okay, that was funny. - Yeah? 1048 00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:51,048 Many people don'’t know that "Bob" 1049 00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:54,094 was actually painted by a monkey. 1050 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:55,443 [laughter] 1051 00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:56,662 What? 1052 00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:04,191 Mr. Reese, this is my husband Joe. 1053 00:51:04,235 --> 00:51:08,369 Joe, this is William Reese, the artist. 1054 00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:11,242 The art... The artist? 1055 00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:13,983 Mr. Reese, I was just telling my wife 1056 00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:16,682 how much I'’ve always enjoyed your work. 1057 00:51:16,725 --> 00:51:18,336 I... 1058 00:51:23,428 --> 00:51:25,647 I'’d like you to leave now, please. 1059 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:28,302 Splendid! 1060 00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:31,653 - Come out with us tonight. - What? 1061 00:51:31,697 --> 00:51:34,395 Just come out with us tonight. Just the four of us. 1062 00:51:34,439 --> 00:51:35,831 We'’re gonna look at Christmas lights. 1063 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:37,355 I really think you should leave. 1064 00:51:37,398 --> 00:51:39,226 I'’m not leaving here without a yes. 1065 00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:40,401 Joe, please. 1066 00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:44,579 Perhaps you would like me to reinstate my... 1067 00:51:44,623 --> 00:51:46,059 No! Shh! Just stop! 1068 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,017 Just... Okay, I'’ll go. 1069 00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:49,715 So I'’ll see you outside the lobby at 7:00. 1070 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,282 Fine. 1071 00:51:51,325 --> 00:51:54,328 This concludes our tour, ladies and gentle-mois. 1072 00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:57,026 Remember to bids early, bid often, 1073 00:51:57,070 --> 00:51:58,811 and remember it'’s all for charity. 1074 00:51:58,854 --> 00:52:01,118 - Go! - Merry Christmas! 1075 00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:07,907 You... 1076 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:10,910 are married to that man? 1077 00:52:10,953 --> 00:52:13,782 That'’s what the State of New York says. 1078 00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:16,698 Gaah! 1079 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:27,753 ♪ My baby'’s so ♪ 1080 00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:31,365 ♪ So far away ♪ 1081 00:52:31,409 --> 00:52:35,064 ♪ And now that it'’s Christmastime ♪ 1082 00:52:35,108 --> 00:52:38,938 ♪ I just wanna say ♪ 1083 00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:41,810 ♪ Won'’t you come home ♪ 1084 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:45,684 Don'’t worry, Dad. She'’ll be here. 1085 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,207 [sighs] 1086 00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:48,513 Whatever. 1087 00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:50,210 She'’ll be here, Dad. 1088 00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:51,820 Yeah. 1089 00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:56,303 ♪ I know it ain'’t easy ♪ 1090 00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:57,870 Told ya. 1091 00:52:57,913 --> 00:53:00,133 ♪ You got so much goin'’ on ♪ 1092 00:53:01,526 --> 00:53:04,659 So we gonna go look at some Christmas lights? 1093 00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:06,139 Yeah. 1094 00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:09,316 You look beautiful. 1095 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,405 ♪ Won'’t you come home ♪ 1096 00:53:11,449 --> 00:53:13,277 Thank you. 1097 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,193 ♪ Come home for Christmas this year ♪ 1098 00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:18,456 ♪ And spend it with me ♪ 1099 00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:20,849 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1100 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,679 Aw... 1101 00:53:24,723 --> 00:53:27,378 ♪ All year long it'’s the same old song ♪ 1102 00:53:27,421 --> 00:53:30,685 ♪ It'’s so hard to break away ♪ 1103 00:53:30,729 --> 00:53:35,734 ♪ But at Christmas we were meant to be ♪ 1104 00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:38,867 I can'’t even remember the last time we did something like this. 1105 00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:42,480 I know. I think it was three years ago. 1106 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:44,438 Dylan, you were six. 1107 00:53:44,482 --> 00:53:47,920 Oh, that'’s right. He ran into those people'’s yard 1108 00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:49,704 with the inflatable Santa. 1109 00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:50,923 Do you remember that? 1110 00:53:50,966 --> 00:53:53,578 JOE: You took down all the lights. 1111 00:53:53,621 --> 00:53:55,057 I felt so bad. 1112 00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:57,234 It must'’ve taken them so long to put them up. 1113 00:53:57,277 --> 00:53:59,323 And only seconds to take down. 1114 00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:01,716 - Oh, God! - Way to go, Dylan. 1115 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,763 I don'’t think it's nice to single me out like that. 1116 00:54:04,806 --> 00:54:06,373 Oh, don'’t worry, honey. 1117 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:10,203 It won'’t be too long before we all forget again. 1118 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,075 Some things I don'’t wanna forget. 1119 00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,905 And, Dad, can we get some hot chocolate? 1120 00:54:16,949 --> 00:54:21,083 Well, I don'’t know. Why don'’t you ask your mom? 1121 00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:24,086 Well, why not? 1122 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:26,045 That sounds great. 1123 00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:28,569 - All right! - Okay. 1124 00:54:28,613 --> 00:54:30,136 Hot chocolate it is. 1125 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:35,228 - You gonna do that? - I don'’t know. 1126 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:39,014 [laughter] 1127 00:54:39,058 --> 00:54:41,582 Kids, stay close. 1128 00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:44,237 So how'’s the pitch going? 1129 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,891 You guys come up with anything? 1130 00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:49,286 No, not really. 1131 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,723 Well, what can you say about it? It'’s Palm Springs. 1132 00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:54,813 It'’s the most famous resort destination on the planet. 1133 00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:57,729 What can you say that hasn'’t already been said, right? 1134 00:54:57,772 --> 00:54:59,861 Exactly. I know. 1135 00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:03,952 - Why don'’t you let me help you? - What? 1136 00:55:03,996 --> 00:55:07,086 I am a writer, you know. 1137 00:55:07,129 --> 00:55:10,785 Oh, thanks, but, uh... 1138 00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:13,266 I really need to do this on my own. 1139 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,138 And how did I know you were gonna say that? 1140 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,011 Okay. 1141 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:22,710 - I got a surprise for you. - Uh-oh. 1142 00:55:22,754 --> 00:55:24,886 So I'’m digging around in the apartment the other day, 1143 00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:27,149 and I found... 1144 00:55:32,024 --> 00:55:33,373 Our old snow globe. 1145 00:55:35,854 --> 00:55:39,031 Do you remember we used to say that if you looked hard enough, 1146 00:55:39,074 --> 00:55:41,338 you could find our old apartment? 1147 00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:43,862 Our old apartment was a dump. 1148 00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:46,952 Yeah, but we were happy there. 1149 00:55:46,995 --> 00:55:50,259 Um, you were happy there. 1150 00:55:50,303 --> 00:55:53,567 No, I beg to differ. Look! Look, I can see you. 1151 00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:55,308 That'’s you right there. 1152 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,702 And look. You have a smile on your face. 1153 00:55:57,745 --> 00:56:02,533 And you'’re dancing, and I'’m dancing with you. 1154 00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:09,975 I don'’t see myself in there anymore, Joe. 1155 00:56:12,934 --> 00:56:14,196 Jess... 1156 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,897 [phone chimes] 1157 00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,333 - Don'’t get that. - I have to. 1158 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,814 Jess, please. Do you have... 1159 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:25,382 What, is it him? 1160 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:28,297 We'’ve got so much work to do. I'’m sorry. 1161 00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:30,082 Look, it'’s not far from here. I can walk. 1162 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,389 Jess, don'’t go. No. 1163 00:56:34,956 --> 00:56:36,218 Don'’t go. 1164 00:56:39,787 --> 00:56:42,747 Joe, we can'’t just magically put all the pieces back together 1165 00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:44,357 in one evening. 1166 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:45,532 Why not? 1167 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:52,539 It'’s a nice snow globe. 1168 00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:56,777 You wanna talk about it? 1169 00:57:58,692 --> 00:58:01,434 I'’ve never had writer'’s block before, 1170 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:05,177 but I just can'’t seem to come up with anything. 1171 00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,700 I meant Joe. 1172 00:58:10,051 --> 00:58:12,401 You know, I really should get these mockups to the printer'’s 1173 00:58:12,445 --> 00:58:13,794 before the pitch meeting. 1174 00:58:13,838 --> 00:58:18,103 Look, everyone needs to grow up sometime. 1175 00:58:18,146 --> 00:58:19,626 We'’re all adults here, right? 1176 00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:23,717 Are you talking about me or my husband? 1177 00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:26,590 I'’m just looking out for you, Jess, okay? 1178 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:29,984 How can you be at your best with that kind of distraction? 1179 00:58:30,028 --> 00:58:33,031 I see the way he behaves, and I think you deserve better. 1180 00:58:33,074 --> 00:58:35,120 That'’s all. 1181 00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,948 What, better like you? 1182 00:58:36,991 --> 00:58:39,646 I mean better like better. 1183 00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:42,649 You and I have a lot in common. 1184 00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:44,999 We both want the same things in life. 1185 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,828 Success through hard work. 1186 00:58:47,872 --> 00:58:50,962 And as for these pitches you'’ve prepared, they're... 1187 00:58:51,005 --> 00:58:52,703 Not good enough. 1188 00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:54,182 I didn'’t say that, all right? 1189 00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:57,185 No. I did. 1190 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:09,458 You gotta eat it. 1191 00:59:09,502 --> 00:59:11,722 You always take my chips. 1192 00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:14,594 This is your last one. 1193 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:16,553 - [phone rings] - Stop it. 1194 00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,598 - I don'’t like onion. - I don'’t want 'em either. 1195 00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:21,079 Hang on, kids. I gotta take this. 1196 00:59:21,122 --> 00:59:23,777 Hey, Teddy, what'’s up? 1197 00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:25,562 I'’m calling to confirm tomorrow'’s meeting. 1198 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:27,868 The producers from Los Angeles, Beverly Hills Theater, 1199 00:59:27,912 --> 00:59:29,783 the whole reason why you'’re out there. 1200 00:59:29,827 --> 00:59:30,958 Right. I'’m sorry. 1201 00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:34,092 I'’m just a little distracted right now. 1202 00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:37,138 Well, un-distract. These guys are sparing no expense. 1203 00:59:37,182 --> 00:59:38,879 They'’re gonna take you to dinner. There'’s gonna be... 1204 00:59:38,923 --> 00:59:41,708 prime rib, truffles, all the good stuff. 1205 00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:43,971 So can you please be excited for me, please? 1206 00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:45,059 Can you do that? 1207 00:59:45,103 --> 00:59:46,844 Yeah, I'’m excited. 1208 00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:49,890 But they want me in Los Angeles for the entire prep? 1209 00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,892 Yeah, and they'’re gonna pay handsomely to do that. 1210 00:59:51,936 --> 00:59:53,415 Isn'’t that great? 1211 00:59:53,459 --> 00:59:57,028 Yeah, it'’s great, but it'’s also not great. 1212 00:59:57,071 --> 00:59:59,030 Look, it'’s not like you have anything else going on 1213 00:59:59,073 --> 01:00:00,335 in New York anyway. 1214 01:00:00,379 --> 01:00:01,598 Your other play will over by then. 1215 01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:05,253 Move your head away from the screen. 1216 01:00:05,297 --> 01:00:07,299 - Huh? - You heard me. 1217 01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:09,388 Now a little to the right... 1218 01:00:09,431 --> 01:00:10,607 and down. 1219 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:15,437 Oh, yeah! That'’s what I'm talkin'’ about. 1220 01:00:16,961 --> 01:00:18,223 You happy now? 1221 01:00:18,266 --> 01:00:21,052 Listen. News flash. 1222 01:00:21,095 --> 01:00:22,401 I'’m not moving to California. 1223 01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:24,446 Not for a year, not for a month. 1224 01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:25,752 Give me one good reason. 1225 01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:27,362 I'’ll give you three good reasons: 1226 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,713 Jessica, Dylan and Zoey. 1227 01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,453 That'’s my final decision, 1228 01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:33,673 and if that'’s not acceptable to them, 1229 01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,067 then you'’re just gonna have to tell them that I'’m out. 1230 01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,503 You listen to me, buddy. 1231 01:00:37,546 --> 01:00:38,896 My reputation'’s on the line here too, 1232 01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,593 so you'’re gonna go to that meeting, 1233 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,116 you'’re gonna hear what they have to say, 1234 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,814 and you'’re not gonna be too quick to say no. 1235 01:00:43,857 --> 01:00:46,381 If they want you badly enough, we can negotiate. 1236 01:00:46,425 --> 01:00:50,516 Who knows where your head'’s gonna be three months from now. 1237 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:03,660 [phone rings] 1238 01:01:05,009 --> 01:01:06,967 This is Ian. 1239 01:01:07,011 --> 01:01:08,447 Hey, David. 1240 01:01:08,490 --> 01:01:10,579 Yeah, it'’s going very well. 1241 01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:12,407 We'’re actually presenting our pitch to the mayor 1242 01:01:12,451 --> 01:01:14,496 in a just little while. 1243 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:17,325 Jessica? Oh, man. She'’s been amazing. 1244 01:01:17,369 --> 01:01:20,807 She'’s smart, ambitious, and charming. 1245 01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:22,853 I really like her a lot. 1246 01:01:22,896 --> 01:01:25,943 I'’m happy with the way things are working out between us. 1247 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:28,119 I'’m really looking forward to having her with me 1248 01:01:28,162 --> 01:01:30,425 for a long time. 1249 01:01:30,469 --> 01:01:33,298 No, no, I haven'’t asked her yet, 1250 01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:36,257 but I think she'’s gonna say yes. 1251 01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:46,877 - Oh, hi. - Going somewhere? 1252 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,662 Yeah. Ian and I have our big pitch for the mayor today. 1253 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,665 Why don'’t we all go? Maybe Dad can come too. 1254 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,189 Oh, honey, this is a business thing. 1255 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:56,669 I don'’t think that would work. 1256 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:59,803 But we had such a good time last night. 1257 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:04,068 I know, honey, but that was last night. 1258 01:02:04,111 --> 01:02:06,070 Doesn'’t that mean anything to you? 1259 01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:09,073 Hey, can we talk about this later when I get back? 1260 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:10,422 I won'’t be long. 1261 01:02:10,465 --> 01:02:12,554 Come here. 1262 01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:18,778 You can order a pizza if you want. Bye. 1263 01:02:20,475 --> 01:02:22,695 All right. You know what we have to do. 1264 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,392 - [knocking] - Dad. 1265 01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:25,829 Hey, kids, what'’s up? 1266 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,656 Mom and Ian are going to see the mayor. 1267 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:29,484 Yeah, I know. She told me. 1268 01:02:29,528 --> 01:02:31,225 We think you should go too. 1269 01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:33,619 And why would I do that? 1270 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,534 Dad, this is serious. 1271 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,797 We heard Ian talking on the phone. 1272 01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:40,539 And we think he'’s planning to ask Mom out on a date. 1273 01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:43,237 He said he really "liked" her, 1274 01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:44,848 and he was gonna ask her a question, 1275 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:47,198 and she would probably say yes. 1276 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:49,940 Wait a minute. Maybe you kids misunderstood. 1277 01:02:51,463 --> 01:02:53,204 - You sure? - Yeah. 1278 01:02:53,247 --> 01:02:55,119 - Yeah? - Yes! 1279 01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:58,383 Dad, we'’ve come so far. You can'’t give up now. 1280 01:02:58,426 --> 01:03:01,081 What'’s meant to be is meant to be. 1281 01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:02,300 Isn'’t Mom worth it? 1282 01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:04,911 Isn'’t this family worth it? 1283 01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:07,696 Are you a man, or are you a mouse? 1284 01:03:07,740 --> 01:03:09,829 Who are you calling a mouse, Squeaky? 1285 01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:13,485 All right. 1286 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:15,704 I'’ll show you a mouse. 1287 01:03:25,714 --> 01:03:28,152 Do not worry. The pitch is gonna go great. 1288 01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:30,241 I have every confidence in you. 1289 01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:31,633 Thank you, Ian. 1290 01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:35,289 I just wish I was as confident as you are. 1291 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:40,164 Anyway, her assistant said they'’d be in the main kitchen. 1292 01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:42,035 All right. You ready? 1293 01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:43,036 I am. 1294 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,908 Then let'’s go close this deal. 1295 01:03:44,951 --> 01:03:45,909 All right. 1296 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:52,393 It'’s no big secret that other agencies 1297 01:03:52,437 --> 01:03:54,656 have failed to give you the magic that you'’re looking for. 1298 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:58,008 That'’s why I'm confident in saying that today 1299 01:03:58,051 --> 01:04:00,271 you'’re gonna see something a little different. 1300 01:04:00,314 --> 01:04:02,055 Something special. 1301 01:04:02,099 --> 01:04:03,970 Well, can it be a fast something-special? 1302 01:04:04,014 --> 01:04:06,973 Because I have a cake to bake and a few ribbons to hand out 1303 01:04:07,017 --> 01:04:08,975 at the junior high this afternoon. 1304 01:04:09,019 --> 01:04:10,237 Yes, ma'’am. 1305 01:04:10,281 --> 01:04:11,499 Jessica? 1306 01:04:21,205 --> 01:04:22,162 Jessica. 1307 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:26,340 What are you doing? 1308 01:04:26,384 --> 01:04:29,561 Do you know what makes Palm Springs special? 1309 01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:33,521 It'’s not the museums, 1310 01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:36,394 it'’s not the history, the art. 1311 01:04:36,437 --> 01:04:38,091 Have you lost your mind? 1312 01:04:38,135 --> 01:04:41,616 It'’s not the golf or the retirement homes. 1313 01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:44,445 No. It'’s none of that. 1314 01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:48,188 It'’s all of it. 1315 01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:54,107 This whole town... 1316 01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:55,500 is a family. 1317 01:04:55,543 --> 01:04:59,025 I mean, the people who live in it, 1318 01:04:59,069 --> 01:05:02,376 the people who visit it and breathe it. 1319 01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,551 The adults, the kids. 1320 01:05:03,595 --> 01:05:06,554 I mean, there is something for everyone. 1321 01:05:06,598 --> 01:05:08,861 You'’ve got the warmth of the sun, 1322 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,297 and at the top of the tram, 1323 01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:13,213 you'’ve got an old-fashioned white Christmas. 1324 01:05:14,736 --> 01:05:17,043 Palm Springs is... 1325 01:05:17,087 --> 01:05:19,045 It'’s a place you feel comfortable. 1326 01:05:20,394 --> 01:05:21,918 A place... 1327 01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:25,878 that feels like home. 1328 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:32,058 But home is much more than a place. 1329 01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:36,671 It'’s something you feel... 1330 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:38,021 in your heart. 1331 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:44,244 Palm Springs... 1332 01:05:44,288 --> 01:05:46,507 is in your heart. 1333 01:05:58,432 --> 01:05:59,651 I like it. 1334 01:06:00,521 --> 01:06:01,870 What? You do? 1335 01:06:01,914 --> 01:06:03,133 I do. 1336 01:06:03,176 --> 01:06:04,743 You do? She does. 1337 01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:06,266 You'’ve got yourself a deal. 1338 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,312 Oh, that'’s great! 1339 01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:11,228 Just don'’t get all weepy on me. It gives me heartburn. 1340 01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:12,925 Okay. 1341 01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:14,883 I'’ll need mockups by the 24th. 1342 01:06:14,927 --> 01:06:16,842 Skip will do the paperwork. 1343 01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:19,105 And now if you'’ll excuse me, 1344 01:06:19,149 --> 01:06:21,064 I'’ve got to get this in the oven. 1345 01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:23,240 - All right. - Yes, ma'’am. 1346 01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:25,155 Thank you, thank you. 1347 01:06:27,635 --> 01:06:29,159 Thanks again. 1348 01:06:34,164 --> 01:06:35,643 IAN: That was brilliant. 1349 01:06:35,687 --> 01:06:37,080 I can'’t believe it, but you did it! 1350 01:06:37,123 --> 01:06:38,864 Trust me, I don'’t know what came over me, 1351 01:06:38,907 --> 01:06:42,085 but somehow it worked. 1352 01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:43,390 Joe. 1353 01:06:43,434 --> 01:06:44,522 Jessica. 1354 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:48,874 Joe? Oh, so this is Joe. Hey! 1355 01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:50,397 Very nice to finally meet you. 1356 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,138 I'’m all good, "Aye-an." 1357 01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:54,227 And I know what you'’re trying to do. 1358 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:56,360 You do? And it'’s "Ian." 1359 01:06:56,403 --> 01:06:58,884 Yeah, and if you think I'’m gonna stand by, 1360 01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:00,842 let you just take my wife from me, 1361 01:07:00,886 --> 01:07:02,496 you got another thing coming, pal. 1362 01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:04,281 Take your wife? 1363 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:06,848 I'’m not really quite sure what you'’re talking about, man. 1364 01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:08,763 I know how you feel about her. 1365 01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:11,766 Wait, you mean... [laughs] 1366 01:07:11,810 --> 01:07:14,291 Oh, you think that like her and I are... 1367 01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:17,511 That'’s right. Let me tell you something. 1368 01:07:17,555 --> 01:07:19,513 You like my wife, 1369 01:07:19,557 --> 01:07:22,212 you'’re gonna have to go through me first, pal. 1370 01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:24,301 Joe, let me give you a little head'’s up. 1371 01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,824 You'’re making a fool of yourself. 1372 01:07:25,867 --> 01:07:28,957 And far as Jess is concerned, 1373 01:07:29,001 --> 01:07:30,481 I think she'’s already made it pretty clear 1374 01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:33,484 she'’s ready to move on... 1375 01:07:33,527 --> 01:07:35,834 and up. 1376 01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:38,793 Ohh... [laughs] 1377 01:07:38,837 --> 01:07:41,013 I think you'’re all wet. 1378 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:41,796 All wet? 1379 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,234 What a snappy comeback. 1380 01:07:44,277 --> 01:07:46,888 I thought you were supposed to be some genius writer. 1381 01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:50,196 Where did you find this guy? 1382 01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:55,723 - Joe! - I meant that literally. 1383 01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:05,472 You okay? 1384 01:08:05,516 --> 01:08:06,952 Yeah. 1385 01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:11,739 - What has gotten into you? - Nothing. 1386 01:08:11,783 --> 01:08:14,002 I'’m still the same guy that you fell in love with in college, 1387 01:08:14,046 --> 01:08:15,221 and you can'’t stand it. 1388 01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:17,571 But you, Jessica, have changed. 1389 01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:19,704 You'’re damn right I changed. 1390 01:08:19,747 --> 01:08:21,358 I grew up. 1391 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:23,403 I matured. 1392 01:08:23,447 --> 01:08:26,102 I set my sights on a goal, and I went after it. 1393 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:29,061 Good, but what happened to Jessica the dancer? 1394 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,932 What happened to Jessica the artist? 1395 01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:32,195 What happened to those Jessicas? 1396 01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:34,284 You'’re not the girl that I married. 1397 01:08:36,155 --> 01:08:38,723 Then why are you chasing me so relentlessly? 1398 01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:41,726 Because you'’re still the girl I'’m in love with. 1399 01:08:45,991 --> 01:08:48,776 You leave me no choice, Joe. 1400 01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:51,866 When we get back to Connecticut, I'’m going to file the papers. 1401 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:53,999 What? 1402 01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,306 - Yeah. - Why? 1403 01:08:56,349 --> 01:09:00,048 Because I can'’t keep letting you get in the way of my dreams. 1404 01:09:05,402 --> 01:09:07,969 One big deal doesn'’t make a dream, Jess. 1405 01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:13,105 My $3,000 suit. 1406 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:16,804 Oh, gosh, I'’m so sorry about that. 1407 01:09:28,686 --> 01:09:33,386 ♪ You can'’t imagine ♪ 1408 01:09:33,430 --> 01:09:39,827 ♪ How good it feels to hold you right here in my arms ♪ 1409 01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:44,876 ♪ At this holiday season ♪ 1410 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:46,399 Joe, what'’s the matter with you? 1411 01:09:46,443 --> 01:09:48,184 I thought you were staying through Christmas. 1412 01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:50,838 What'’s the matter with you? I signed the contract. 1413 01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:52,275 What more do you want from me? 1414 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:54,190 Believe it or not, I want you to be happy, 1415 01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:56,670 and this is not the sign of a happy man. 1416 01:09:56,714 --> 01:09:58,672 There'’s no reason for me to stay here anymore. 1417 01:09:58,716 --> 01:10:01,588 Really? Your two kids aren'’t reason enough? 1418 01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:04,330 They'’ll be back in three days. I'’ll see them then. 1419 01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:07,507 I am not good company for anybody right now, Ted. 1420 01:10:07,551 --> 01:10:09,553 Okay, all right. 1421 01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:12,033 Well, take some time, think things through. 1422 01:10:12,077 --> 01:10:14,035 I'’m sure everything will be fine. 1423 01:10:14,079 --> 01:10:16,081 I guess it just wasn'’t meant to be. 1424 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:17,996 Call me when you get home. 1425 01:10:19,258 --> 01:10:21,086 Okay. 1426 01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:23,436 Merry Christmas. 1427 01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:31,227 Checking out again? 1428 01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:34,230 You know, you must be psychic. 1429 01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:36,232 You'’re gonna miss the Christmas Eve parade. 1430 01:10:36,275 --> 01:10:40,018 Yeah, well, I guess I'’m gonna have to watch it on TV. 1431 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,282 Dad? 1432 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:45,893 You'’re not leaving, are you? 1433 01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:47,852 You'’re supposed to stay till Christmas. 1434 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,810 You weren'’t even gonna say goodbye. 1435 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:53,074 Kids, something came up with the play. 1436 01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:54,772 Someone got sick and had to drop out. 1437 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:57,165 It'’s a real emergency. 1438 01:10:57,209 --> 01:11:00,038 You kids understand, don'’t you? 1439 01:11:00,081 --> 01:11:01,909 They really need me. 1440 01:11:01,953 --> 01:11:03,259 We really need you too. 1441 01:11:03,302 --> 01:11:05,086 I'’m gonna see you in a couple of days, 1442 01:11:05,130 --> 01:11:08,351 and we'’ll have Christmas then, okay? 1443 01:11:09,526 --> 01:11:10,527 Okay. 1444 01:11:14,748 --> 01:11:16,272 Come on. 1445 01:11:18,970 --> 01:11:20,624 You tell your mom I said goodbye. 1446 01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:22,103 Let'’s go. 1447 01:11:27,152 --> 01:11:29,415 I'’ve never lied to my kids before. 1448 01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:31,287 How does that feel? 1449 01:11:33,158 --> 01:11:35,987 You don'’t even wanna know. 1450 01:11:38,642 --> 01:11:40,557 Thanks, Gabe. 1451 01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:49,914 - Hi, kids. - Hey. 1452 01:11:49,957 --> 01:11:52,046 Can I talk to you for a second? 1453 01:11:55,485 --> 01:12:00,533 Look, I know you'’re both pretty angry with me right now. 1454 01:12:01,882 --> 01:12:03,493 But you have to understand. 1455 01:12:03,536 --> 01:12:08,933 Sometimes grownups have to make really difficult decisions. 1456 01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:13,241 And that'’s just what I did. 1457 01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:14,939 You made Dad leave. 1458 01:12:14,982 --> 01:12:16,810 Zoey, I... 1459 01:12:16,854 --> 01:12:19,160 He said to tell you goodbye. 1460 01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:27,778 ♪ Winter'’s calling ♪ 1461 01:12:27,821 --> 01:12:33,349 ♪ Felt like summer was only yesterday ♪ 1462 01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:38,484 ♪ The cold is coming ♪ 1463 01:12:40,834 --> 01:12:44,185 ♪ If only we could make the sun shine ♪ 1464 01:12:44,229 --> 01:12:47,841 ♪ Like before you went away ♪ 1465 01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:53,369 ♪ But the winds of change have blown ♪ 1466 01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:56,937 ♪ And it'’s left us here alone ♪ 1467 01:12:56,981 --> 01:13:02,421 ♪ I'’m missing you and the way you make me smile ♪ 1468 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:08,384 ♪ I'’m wishing you would suddenly appear ♪ 1469 01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:13,519 ♪ If only we could somehow bridge the aisles ♪ 1470 01:13:13,563 --> 01:13:16,435 ♪ We could be laughing here together ♪ 1471 01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:19,612 ♪ Instead of holding back the tears ♪ 1472 01:13:19,656 --> 01:13:21,309 [guitar twanging] 1473 01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:31,624 One of those days, huh? 1474 01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:37,195 Hey. What are you doing in there? 1475 01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,849 This can'’t be real. 1476 01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:41,852 I'’m not really here, so don'’t get too excited. 1477 01:13:41,895 --> 01:13:44,550 Oh. 1478 01:13:44,594 --> 01:13:45,769 Good. 1479 01:13:45,812 --> 01:13:48,075 I'’m sorry you didn't change your mind 1480 01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:51,601 about spending Christmas in Palm Springs. 1481 01:13:51,644 --> 01:13:54,821 Things didn'’t really work out too well out there, did they? 1482 01:13:54,865 --> 01:13:55,996 I see. 1483 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,869 I don'’t know what I expected. 1484 01:13:58,912 --> 01:14:02,002 It'’d be silly to think that I would just fly out there 1485 01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:05,092 and things would magically go back to the way they were. 1486 01:14:05,136 --> 01:14:07,355 That'’s where you went wrong, son. 1487 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:12,622 It is? 1488 01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:16,756 Sure. The way it was is not what you want. 1489 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,585 What you want is the way it'’s meant to be. 1490 01:14:19,629 --> 01:14:22,545 You want things to change around a little bit. 1491 01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:24,547 Yeah, but it'’s Christmas Eve, 1492 01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:28,289 and they'’re 3,000 miles away in Palm Springs. 1493 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,422 Looks like I ran out of time. 1494 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,772 "Do not squander time, 1495 01:14:32,816 --> 01:14:35,732 for that is the stuff that life is made of." 1496 01:14:35,775 --> 01:14:37,342 Oh, that'’s deep. 1497 01:14:37,385 --> 01:14:39,126 That'’s Ben Franklin. 1498 01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:41,085 Same thing. 1499 01:14:41,128 --> 01:14:42,390 Remember, Joe, 1500 01:14:42,434 --> 01:14:45,393 fears are meant to be conquered. 1501 01:14:45,437 --> 01:14:47,787 Don'’t let 'em hold you back. 1502 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:55,621 Fears are meant to be conquered. 1503 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:02,498 Fears are meant to be conquered. 1504 01:15:18,470 --> 01:15:22,822 ♪ My holiday ♪ 1505 01:15:24,258 --> 01:15:29,133 ♪ Is a blue holiday ♪ 1506 01:15:31,352 --> 01:15:34,530 ♪ Without you ♪ 1507 01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:43,800 [panting] 1508 01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:45,541 It'’s not so bad. 1509 01:15:50,284 --> 01:15:51,982 [chuckles] 1510 01:15:52,025 --> 01:15:54,158 It'’s not so bad. 1511 01:15:54,201 --> 01:15:55,986 [laughs] 1512 01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:57,770 I did it. 1513 01:15:57,814 --> 01:16:00,991 I'’m not scared of heights anymore! 1514 01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:04,255 I'’m not scared of heights anymore! I did it! 1515 01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:06,170 ♪ Go, Santa, go ♪ 1516 01:16:06,213 --> 01:16:07,911 That'’s right! 1517 01:16:07,954 --> 01:16:11,436 ♪ Go, Santa, go ♪ 1518 01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:15,222 ♪ Go, Santa, go ♪ 1519 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:18,138 ♪ Go, Santa, go ♪ 1520 01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:23,491 No, no, no! Jumbo Junior no longer works for peanuts! 1521 01:16:23,535 --> 01:16:25,276 Get back to me when you have a respectable offer! 1522 01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,843 And the bearded lady? 1523 01:16:26,886 --> 01:16:30,237 Not one whisker will she pluck for your commercial. 1524 01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:34,459 Oh. Do a little shopping? 1525 01:16:34,502 --> 01:16:36,243 I'’m not going, Ted. 1526 01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:37,593 What? 1527 01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:40,944 I want you to call the producers, 1528 01:16:40,987 --> 01:16:43,468 I want you to tell them they can have the show, 1529 01:16:43,511 --> 01:16:45,252 but they can'’t have me. 1530 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,778 You know that'’s where the big money is, right? 1531 01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:51,476 I don'’t care. I'm not moving to California, Ted. 1532 01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:54,218 I can pop in and out if they need me. It'’ll be fine. 1533 01:16:55,959 --> 01:16:57,264 I love my wife. 1534 01:16:57,308 --> 01:16:59,615 I was never there for her because... 1535 01:16:59,658 --> 01:17:02,400 I was scared that she wanted me to give up my dream, 1536 01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:04,184 but she got scared because she thought 1537 01:17:04,228 --> 01:17:06,709 that I wasn'’t supporting her going after her dreams, 1538 01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:08,624 but if we both love each other, we can both have our dreams 1539 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:10,103 and keep our beautiful family together 1540 01:17:10,147 --> 01:17:13,280 because that... is the real dream. 1541 01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:19,765 Fears are meant to be conquered. Do you know what I mean? 1542 01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:20,592 No. 1543 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:21,898 I didn'’t think so. 1544 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:23,508 Okay. 1545 01:17:23,551 --> 01:17:25,423 Do what you gotta do. 1546 01:17:25,466 --> 01:17:26,467 You'’re not mad at me? 1547 01:17:26,511 --> 01:17:27,817 I'’m furious. 1548 01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,036 But I'’ve also been married six times. 1549 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:32,430 What do I know about love? 1550 01:17:32,473 --> 01:17:34,606 I got a plane to catch. 1551 01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:38,654 Merry Christmas. 1552 01:17:42,309 --> 01:17:44,094 I'’ll call ya. 1553 01:17:44,137 --> 01:17:45,835 Meshugena. 1554 01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:49,665 Get me that bearded lady on the phone. 1555 01:17:56,236 --> 01:18:00,153 ♪ Oh, we wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 1556 01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:03,417 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪ 1557 01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:05,942 You know what? It'’s Christmas Eve. 1558 01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:07,987 Why don'’t you go be with your kids, 1559 01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:09,380 and I'’ll finish up here? 1560 01:18:09,423 --> 01:18:11,469 Maybe you can take them to that parade. 1561 01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:13,863 I'’m almost done. 1562 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:17,649 Besides, I don'’t think they're speaking to me at the moment. 1563 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:18,650 Mm. 1564 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,565 I'’m sorry about that. 1565 01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:23,176 I guess this isn'’t really quite the Christmas 1566 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:24,656 they were hoping for. 1567 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,876 It'’s my own fault. 1568 01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:30,618 Believe it or not, I think I selfishly put my own needs 1569 01:18:30,662 --> 01:18:32,925 ahead of everyone else'’s. 1570 01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:36,712 My husband'’s, my children's, 1571 01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:41,194 even my own best interests, if that'’s even possible. 1572 01:18:41,238 --> 01:18:44,720 I couldn'’t see past the end of my own nose, and... 1573 01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:46,504 well... 1574 01:18:46,547 --> 01:18:49,072 now I'’m paying for it. 1575 01:18:49,115 --> 01:18:51,988 Mrs. Brady, I have a message for you. 1576 01:18:52,031 --> 01:18:53,293 It'’s from your children. 1577 01:18:53,337 --> 01:18:56,122 - They'’ve left the hotel... - Wait, they left? 1578 01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:58,559 No, I'’m sure everything'’s all right. 1579 01:18:58,603 --> 01:19:01,258 Sorry, Ian. I'’ve gotta go. Please, let me see. 1580 01:19:01,301 --> 01:19:03,042 Thank you. 1581 01:19:06,437 --> 01:19:08,395 "I have two hundred feet and twenty horns. 1582 01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,876 What kind of creature am I?" 1583 01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:14,271 A marching band. The parade. 1584 01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:17,230 If you hurry, I'’m sure you'’ll get there on time. 1585 01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:18,536 Thank you. 1586 01:19:18,579 --> 01:19:21,104 Don'’t worry. 1587 01:19:21,147 --> 01:19:23,062 I got all this covered. 1588 01:19:24,455 --> 01:19:26,022 ♪♪ [marching band] 1589 01:19:26,065 --> 01:19:28,676 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 1590 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:30,156 Palm Springs welcomes you 1591 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:33,681 to the annual Festival of Lights parade. 1592 01:19:46,216 --> 01:19:48,348 Whoa, whoa. 1593 01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:50,220 Hey, I know you guys are mad at me, 1594 01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:53,571 but you could have asked if you wanted to go to the parade. 1595 01:19:53,614 --> 01:19:56,139 Where'’s the fun in that? 1596 01:19:56,182 --> 01:19:57,705 Hey, look! 1597 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,755 [laughing] 1598 01:20:12,677 --> 01:20:14,113 Look. Look at that one. 1599 01:20:31,043 --> 01:20:32,958 Oh, wow. Look at the one way up there. 1600 01:20:33,002 --> 01:20:34,960 Do you see? Do you see it? 1601 01:20:53,979 --> 01:20:57,765 And now last but not least, our very special guest 1602 01:20:57,809 --> 01:20:59,942 Santa Claus and his four-legged friends 1603 01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:03,467 from the Palm Springs Adopt-A-Pet Shelter! 1604 01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:05,425 [dog barking] 1605 01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:11,823 Ho ho ho! 1606 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,303 All right. 1607 01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:16,001 I guess that'’s it. 1608 01:21:16,045 --> 01:21:20,049 ♪♪ [rock] 1609 01:21:20,092 --> 01:21:21,920 [howls] 1610 01:21:23,748 --> 01:21:26,794 ♪ I'’m in the doghouse ♪ 1611 01:21:26,838 --> 01:21:30,189 ♪ That'’s nothing new ♪ 1612 01:21:30,233 --> 01:21:32,322 ♪ You know I'’m low ♪ 1613 01:21:32,365 --> 01:21:36,021 ♪ I'’m lonesome and blue ♪ 1614 01:21:36,065 --> 01:21:38,719 ♪ Don'’t wanna play fetch ♪ 1615 01:21:38,763 --> 01:21:42,593 ♪ And I don'’t want no bone ♪ 1616 01:21:42,636 --> 01:21:44,900 ♪ I just need a home ♪ 1617 01:21:49,078 --> 01:21:51,863 ♪ If you'’ll just say yeah ♪ 1618 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:55,388 ♪ I'’m here to stay ♪ 1619 01:21:55,432 --> 01:21:57,738 ♪ And I'’ll be your pet ♪ 1620 01:21:57,782 --> 01:22:01,351 ♪ On Christmas Day ♪ 1621 01:22:01,394 --> 01:22:04,571 ♪ Never be lonely ♪ 1622 01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:07,705 ♪ And I'’ll always be true ♪ 1623 01:22:07,748 --> 01:22:10,664 ♪ I'’m here for you ♪ 1624 01:22:14,364 --> 01:22:17,584 ♪ You and me, babe ♪ 1625 01:22:17,628 --> 01:22:20,500 ♪ Yeah, you and me, baby ♪ 1626 01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:21,980 ♪ What a match ♪ 1627 01:22:22,024 --> 01:22:25,941 ♪ What a match we would be ♪ 1628 01:22:27,072 --> 01:22:30,467 ♪ And I'’ll be so good ♪ 1629 01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:33,165 ♪ And I'’ll never be bad ♪ 1630 01:22:33,209 --> 01:22:38,866 ♪ And I'’ll make you happy when you are sad ♪ 1631 01:22:38,910 --> 01:22:41,260 Meow! 1632 01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:44,350 ♪ If you just say yeah ♪ 1633 01:22:44,394 --> 01:22:47,701 ♪ Then we can play ♪ 1634 01:22:47,745 --> 01:22:49,921 ♪ And I'’ll feel peppy ♪ 1635 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:53,794 ♪ On Christmas Day ♪ 1636 01:22:53,838 --> 01:22:56,667 ♪ You'’ll never be lonely ♪ 1637 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:59,887 ♪ I'’ll never be blue ♪ 1638 01:22:59,931 --> 01:23:03,282 ♪ I'’m here for you ♪ 1639 01:23:03,326 --> 01:23:06,111 And you and you. 1640 01:23:06,155 --> 01:23:07,634 And you. 1641 01:23:07,678 --> 01:23:10,376 And you and you and you. 1642 01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:12,422 And you and you and you. 1643 01:23:12,465 --> 01:23:14,250 Uh, not you. 1644 01:23:14,293 --> 01:23:16,208 And you. 1645 01:23:16,252 --> 01:23:17,644 Maybe you. Yeah, you. 1646 01:23:47,544 --> 01:23:50,764 I cannot thank you enough! This is absolutely wonderful! 1647 01:23:50,808 --> 01:23:53,941 I think everyone on the float is gonna find a home tonight. 1648 01:23:53,985 --> 01:23:56,248 Well, almost everybody. 1649 01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:03,038 Oh, I think everybody. 1650 01:24:08,130 --> 01:24:09,305 Yeah? 1651 01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:10,697 Yeah. 1652 01:24:10,741 --> 01:24:12,308 I want the girl I married. 1653 01:24:13,744 --> 01:24:15,354 I want the man I married. 1654 01:24:15,398 --> 01:24:17,400 And I wanna make people think, 1655 01:24:17,443 --> 01:24:21,317 and I wanna make people laugh, and I wanna make people cry. 1656 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:22,535 I wanna write. 1657 01:24:22,579 --> 01:24:24,363 And I wanna dance. 1658 01:24:24,407 --> 01:24:27,192 And I wanna paint all the colors of the rainbow. 1659 01:24:28,324 --> 01:24:29,890 I wanna kiss you. 1660 01:24:31,370 --> 01:24:32,719 And I want you to kiss me. 1661 01:24:32,763 --> 01:24:34,765 Then shut up and do it! 1662 01:24:57,831 --> 01:25:00,617 ♪ If you'’ll just say yeah ♪ 1663 01:25:00,660 --> 01:25:03,924 ♪ I'’m here to stay ♪ 1664 01:25:03,968 --> 01:25:06,536 ♪ And I'’ll be your pet ♪ 1665 01:25:06,579 --> 01:25:09,887 ♪ On Christmas Day ♪ 1666 01:25:09,930 --> 01:25:13,108 ♪ Never be lonely ♪ 1667 01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:16,459 ♪ And I'’ll always be true ♪ 1668 01:25:16,502 --> 01:25:19,201 ♪ I'’m here for you ♪ 1669 01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:26,077 ♪ You and me, babe ♪ 1670 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:29,472 ♪ Yeah, you and me, baby ♪ 1671 01:25:29,515 --> 01:25:30,951 ♪ What a match ♪ 1672 01:25:30,995 --> 01:25:34,912 ♪ What a match we would be ♪ 1673 01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:39,134 ♪ And I'’ll be so good ♪ 1674 01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:42,137 ♪ And I'’ll never be bad ♪ 1675 01:25:42,180 --> 01:25:47,707 ♪ And I'’ll make you happy when you are sad ♪ 114589