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Babe!
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I thought you
weren't touching yourself?
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So what's this for?
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Babe, what
are you talking about?
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That's for my skin.
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It's got friggin' SPF in
it. I'm on the field for hours
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during practice and games. You
could you imagine what my skin
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would look like if I didn't
take take care of it, baby.
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It's part of my regimen.
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Oh my God, you wore it.
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Yeah. Yeah,
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I know what my guy likes.
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How about I help you out.
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Yes.
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Come here.
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Oh, ok.
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God damnit, Mom!
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God, I told you to knock!
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If you don't want me barging
in, lock your door.
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Your door has a lock on it?
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Well. Yeah honey, Rustin
and Melanie are downstairs.
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Would you like
me to invite them up?
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Oh, shit!
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What's up guys?
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Sorry Mrs. Banks.
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Oh shit, you guys were
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playing dress up
when your mom walked in.
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Oh and a cheerleader outfit,
very nice.
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Oh, how'd the audition go?
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Can I get you guys anything?
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Bye, Sarah.
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Fuck, your mom's hot, dude.
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We should get a picture of this.
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Ok, alright, and then I want my
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chin to look better so just
alright and uh Mel if you could
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lay across the
front of us, you know?
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Go fuck yourself Rustin.
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You
already took 30 pictures before
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we even got up the driveway. I'm
trying to be present in my life
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not document it
for a bunch of internet pervs.
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I'm sorry about that, babe.
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Ready?
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Nice.
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I get it. If my parents lived
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close to
campus I'd still be there.
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It beats the life of crippling
debt I'll amount between dorm
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costs and tuition by
the time we graduate.
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Chelsea posted a pic of the
Aggie Press review of Hairspray.
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Oh, she's a bitch! I was
supposed to have that part.
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Didn't you
like miss the audition?
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You know if I can speak
as the only working actor here,
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60% of great
acting is great hair, but
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the other 30% is
just showing up on time.
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Working actor?
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You landed one
non-union anti vaping commercial
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for a $500 buy out, and
now you're a working actor?
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It's my
life, and my lungs, and it's
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just not cool. Escape the vape.
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Your sister scares me bro.
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You have no idea.
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What the fuck.
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Ok guys, check this out. This is
that haunted corn maze thing in
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Davis Jamie Solis
was telling me about it.
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Yeah, it's
Fright Farm or something.
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We should totally do this!
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I don't know. I
don't like the weird people
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touching you and shit.
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Seriously lotion boy?
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What else are we gonna do?
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Movie.
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Can we just do something
different for a change?
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Well, what do you mean?
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All we do is
either have someone buy us beer
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or go somewhere and play
drinking games. I mean, come on.
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Or we go to
the movies, or dinner.
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Ok, well it's a small town, it's
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not my fault we
are limited on options.
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We should totally do
this! It's only an hour away!
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Rustin wants to, don't you.
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No. No I
don't think we should.
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Why?
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You guys, that place is bad,
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like very bad.
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People really got killed there.
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Nice try Macbeth!
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See
this is why you never get cast.
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Shut up Melanie! You
don't know! There's a lot of
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reasons I never get cast.
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It's true.
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Ok so like 15 years ago,
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before it was a haunt, this
satanic clan broke into one of
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the cornfields
and they set up this altar.
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They kidnapped a local
virgin girl and
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offered her up as sacrifice by
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systematically dissecting
her while she was still alive.
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By the time the cops got there,
the only thing left was this 11
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inch piece on her skin that
looked like it had been peeled
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off by some kind of
potato peeler or something.
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You are so full of shit.
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Fuck you.
It's true. It was on the news!
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The killer shot a
video and everything. Crazy.
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Let me see. Give it.
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Ok, here, look.
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Give it.
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I'll be right there.
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Rustin! God damn it!
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Alright, you little
bitches better sack up
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because we
are totally doing this.
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Whoa, Hey!
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Oh if
you're scared I totally get it.
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Shut up Melanie,
you know I'm not scared!
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I was the only one
at Brandon's 10th birthday to
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watch
all the Nightmare on Elm Streets
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and not even cover my eyes once.
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Whatever. I am in.
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You know,
guys please. Let's not be the
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group that all
does the "I'm in thing."
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I don't know. I am pretty sure
my girlfriend dressed up in this
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nice cheerleader outfit to...
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you know.
I'm pretty sure I'm in.
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Alright,
fuck! Fine, you guys want to
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hang out with a bunch of 10 year
olds, we'll go to the corn maze.
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Jesus. But
we're bringing your flask.
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Oh hell yeah we bring my flask.
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Not my car.
I'm low on gas.
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Yeah, and drinking.
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No, we can take
my car, but you have to drive.
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What the fuck?
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Look Mel, we talked
about this. If you want to be a
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fucking nerd and not drink with
us that's fine, but you're gonna
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have to drive.
It's the right thing to do.
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Fuck off, Rustin.
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Oh hey, can we stop by my
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house on the
way so I can change?
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Babe,
you know you chose to wear this.
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Excuse me? You can't
expect me to go wearing this.
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Guys, ya know.
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No. 100% you're gonna wear that.
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Melanie.
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I'm sorry,
I'm with the guys on this one,
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it's way too good to pass up.
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Hey, sack up, right?
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I fucking hate you guys.
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Whoa, since
when do you carry a knife?
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Ever since
the Time's Up Movement started.
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If somebody fucks with me,
I am feeding them their balls.
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Jesus dude,
why are you always so angry?
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Whatever, I think it's bad ass.
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You're awesome Mel!
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Thank you.
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You guys, let's play a game.
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Oh yeah, how
about we play padiddle?
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What is padiddle?
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Padiddle, a game where
you see a car, the headlight is
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out, you have to be the first
person to go padiddle and if you
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are right, everybody in the car
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has to take off
an article of clothing.
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Gross, why do all your games end
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with me and my sister
getting naked together?
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Alright, let's play
two lies and a truth.
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Guys, let's not do the
expositional dialogue thing, ok?
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Let's just you two grope
each other in the back seat.
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We'll pretend it doesn't make us
very uncomfortable and we'll
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listen to music up here and
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we'll just
we'll drive. You know?
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Well that's cool.
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Sounds good.
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Alright everyone let's
settle down and let's get this
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safety meeting over with
so we can start our work day.
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It's another night,
and the season is almost over,
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so we've
got to keep our energy levels up
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and not make any
lazy mistakes out there.
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Remember we're a small business.
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A family business.
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So we've got
to work twice as hard to beat
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those strip mall pop up
haunts that have deep pockets.
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And you know how we beat em?
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We beat them
with our hearts and our passion.
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Because we give our
customers an amazing experience,
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and we thrive,
thrive on word of mouth.
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Now boys, the
guests in the VIP maze,
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they need special attention.
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God Damnit Andy
get off your fucking phone!
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As I was saying, if
you have any questions just
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ask your sister. And can we
just-can we try, for the love of
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God to keep the mess down.
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Laundry ain't cheap.
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We got to keep costs
down to keep the doors open,
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to continue
your mother's legacy.
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Oh, and
brother Deacon was kind enough
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to bake some
peanut butter delights
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so make sure you
grab one on your way out.
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Oh and Deacon,
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they are very, very good.
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Ok...
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let's bring it in.
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Sweetie,
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I know you're
up there looking down upon us,
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so proud of the work we're doing
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and just know that there isn't a
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day that
goes by that we don't think
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of you and miss you.
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Sweetie, we figured it out.
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We finally figured it out
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and everything is
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gonna change for the better.
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Your boys and little girl
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have grown up strong.
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Please watch over them
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and guide them as they
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continue your legacy.
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Just know
that we love you and miss you.
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Ok. Let's finish this.
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Don't forget your two for one
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combo with any
student ID at Fear Farm!
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Alright
guys, you're not listening.
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There's already
been a famous Justin.
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There's already
been a famous Dustin
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which means the world
is ready for a famous Rustin.
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Now I'm the most
popular Rustin on social media
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by almost 200 people.
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So when that
excellent opportunity meets my
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incredible online preparation,
I'm gonna break through to the
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big screen
and when that happens,
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what are you gonna do, dude?
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Play professional soccer, ok?
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You don't even look Italian.
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Bro you know
what? It can happen.
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Ok? I believe it.
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Yeah, baby.
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Dude, all I'm saying is
that any day now, they're gonna
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find me and they're gonna be
like oh my God, it's just what
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we've always wanted,
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another passibly handsome,
generic looking white guy.
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This is perfect.
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I'm gonna get a big
agent and it's gonna be crazy.
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Jesus, man!
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Hey aren't you the
"Escape the Vape" guy?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, come on let's
do this. Pull out your phone.
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What?
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Yeah, you want a selfie, right?
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I'm sorry
dude, I don't do autographs.
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I don't want to
make a scene you know.
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Nah, I'm good.
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I mean I'll do it. We can
use my phone if you want.
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Alright Ryan
Gosling, let's move on.
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You really think I
look like Ryan Gosling?
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I've been
doing something with my hair.
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Absolutely not.
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I've gotta hit it
real quick before we go.
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I've gotta
piss like a race horse.
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Gross, dude. The only thing
I'm actually scared of here are
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00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,551
those fucking porta potties.
256
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:17,730
You know Becky Snyder
got crabs from one of those.
257
00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:19,355
Didn't you give Becky crabs?
258
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:22,259
HA HA. No,
she gave me crabs. So-
259
00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,028
Ew. Fuck
Rustin, you have crabs?
260
00:17:24,162 --> 00:17:26,663
1 in 2 Americans are
gonna get an STD in their life.
261
00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,766
80% of those are
gonna get it in college.
262
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,059
As someone who's almost
completed an entire semester of
263
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:34,172
college 4 times, I'm still
well below the average 3.
264
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,339
And yet I am still taking
a piss dude, so let's go.
265
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,473
Ah, me too.
266
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:39,822
What? You literally just said...
267
00:17:40,111 --> 00:17:42,021
Yeah dude, you can't get
crabs if you don't have pubes.
268
00:17:42,046 --> 00:17:43,914
Have fun.
269
00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:45,582
Hey I
thought you gave Becky crabs.
270
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,951
God no. My ex McKenna did.
271
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,334
So I read online
we gotta go to the south
272
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,869
entrance to
sign up for the maze.
273
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,346
Alright then. Let's stop fucking
around here and do this thing.
274
00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:09,371
I'll text the boys.
275
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,540
Ok.
276
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,913
That looks
almost too good to be here.
277
00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:16,913
What?
278
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:18,048
That scarecrow.
279
00:18:18,816 --> 00:18:20,284
Dude, there's nothing there.
280
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,455
I swear there was a
creepy ass scarecrow there.
281
00:18:26,589 --> 00:18:28,067
Isn't that kinda
the point of this place?
282
00:18:28,092 --> 00:18:29,092
Yeah.
283
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:35,333
I've got spirit, yes I do!
I've got spirit, how about you?
284
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:38,236
You
look like a shitty porn star!
285
00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:42,839
I'm gonna fucking kill
Rustin for spreading that rumor.
286
00:18:42,973 --> 00:18:44,342
Fucking-
287
00:18:44,473 --> 00:18:45,776
I think you look hot.
288
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,185
Oh Jesus! Fuck!
289
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,154
Jesus.
290
00:18:59,257 --> 00:19:02,093
Occupied means occupied!
Dickfer!
291
00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:05,394
That was awesome.
292
00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:07,430
Dude I got piss on me.
293
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,844
Yeah I know it was a good prank.
294
00:19:08,932 --> 00:19:10,666
Did you hear
he called you Dickfer?
295
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,469
What's a Dickfer?
296
00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:13,971
From what I hear,
297
00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:16,573
yours is for well
lubricated masturbation.
298
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,477
Girls are at the south gate.
299
00:19:33,057 --> 00:19:35,792
Welcome to Fear Pharm.
300
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:38,627
For your
safety and that of others,
301
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:42,432
we ask you to abide
by a few simple rules.
302
00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:46,670
First of all please turn in
all of your cell phones before
303
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,271
entering the maze. Don't worry.
304
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:49,839
You'll get them back.
305
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:55,413
Also, each guest will be
stamped for your own safety.
306
00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:58,915
Our maze is over 100 acres long.
307
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,718
You don't
want to get lost in there.
308
00:20:08,692 --> 00:20:11,560
Thank you.
309
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,501
Is everything okay?
310
00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:37,721
Yeah I don't blame you.
311
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:56,007
What's
going on? Is everything alright?
312
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,342
Is there something
wrong with my stamp?
313
00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:00,877
Everything's fine.
314
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,746
Do you
know what this stamp means?
315
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,249
No. What
does it mean?
316
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:08,118
It means that
you're the 10,000th visitor to
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00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:09,252
our maze this season.
318
00:21:09,386 --> 00:21:12,323
Sweet. So then what?
319
00:21:12,455 --> 00:21:16,526
It means that you get to
visit our VIP maze experience.
320
00:21:25,469 --> 00:21:27,003
What do you say Bobby?
321
00:21:33,277 --> 00:21:37,147
So, which one of
you is the lucky winner?
322
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,715
Uh, that's me. I guess.
323
00:21:39,849 --> 00:21:42,420
Well congratulations...
324
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,421
Melanie.
325
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,890
Melanie, Melanie...
326
00:21:46,022 --> 00:21:47,124
Brandon.
327
00:21:47,258 --> 00:21:48,491
Wendy.
328
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,692
Rustin.
329
00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:54,397
Melanie, Brandon, Wendy, Rustin.
330
00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:55,398
Yeah.
331
00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:56,566
Great name.
332
00:21:56,699 --> 00:21:57,699
Thank you.
333
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,036
Well I'm Herschel,
334
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,182
Herschel Walker, and I just
so happen to own this place.
335
00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:03,205
Very cool.
336
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,910
Thank you, and Melanie here just
337
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:09,413
so happens to be our
10,000th customer this season.
338
00:22:09,547 --> 00:22:11,015
That is what they tell me.
339
00:22:11,848 --> 00:22:13,416
So what does it mean?
340
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:16,420
Like we get a couple t-shirts,
a free t-shirt or something?
341
00:22:16,554 --> 00:22:18,122
Hey, what's the VIP maze?
342
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:25,930
Well, looks like
somebody spoiled the surprise.
343
00:22:26,063 --> 00:22:29,933
Sorry. I
just-I get so excited.
344
00:22:33,635 --> 00:22:35,372
I completely understand.
345
00:22:37,407 --> 00:22:38,875
The VIP maze
346
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:42,679
happens maybe once a year.
347
00:22:43,881 --> 00:22:45,915
You know,
we're a small family business.
348
00:22:46,049 --> 00:22:49,519
So sometimes we don't
even get 10,000 visitors.
349
00:22:49,652 --> 00:22:51,822
Heck sometimes we build the
VIP maze and nobody
350
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,356
is there to experience it.
351
00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:56,160
So the VIP maze is
different than the normal one?
352
00:22:56,692 --> 00:23:00,263
Oh yeah, yes it is.
353
00:23:01,531 --> 00:23:05,402
Melanie, how would
you and your friends like
354
00:23:05,536 --> 00:23:08,204
to experience the VIP maze?
355
00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:10,574
Now I'll tell you what.
356
00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:12,977
You finish in under two hours,
357
00:23:13,742 --> 00:23:15,980
you'll win $5000.
358
00:23:16,113 --> 00:23:20,984
Fuck me. I mean $5000?
359
00:23:21,117 --> 00:23:21,785
Uh huh.
360
00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:23,820
$5,000 dollars, dollars?
361
00:23:23,953 --> 00:23:25,422
Like not pumpkin
money or something?
362
00:23:25,556 --> 00:23:27,391
Yes sir.
363
00:23:27,525 --> 00:23:29,525
You know what? It's
coming to the end of the season
364
00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:30,626
I'll do you one better.
365
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,540
You finish in under
one hour and I'll double it.
366
00:23:34,597 --> 00:23:37,067
$10,000? Seriously?
367
00:23:37,201 --> 00:23:41,305
Yes. Uh huh.
What do you say Melanie?
368
00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:46,076
Well don't look at me.
369
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,210
You know I'm in.
370
00:23:47,278 --> 00:23:49,180
There's no doubt about that, no.
371
00:23:49,313 --> 00:23:49,980
I'm in.
372
00:23:50,114 --> 00:23:50,980
Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in.
373
00:23:51,115 --> 00:23:52,383
I guess we are all in.
374
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:53,750
Fantastic!
375
00:23:53,884 --> 00:23:55,419
Let's go for a ride!
376
00:23:56,554 --> 00:23:57,988
Come on, strap in.
377
00:23:58,122 --> 00:23:59,721
Safety first, people.
378
00:24:17,674 --> 00:24:20,109
Hang on!
379
00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:24,515
Saving Private Ryan!
380
00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:26,083
I don't know what's happening!
381
00:24:32,288 --> 00:24:34,090
Alright.
382
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:37,661
Ok. Are you guys
out of your fucking minds?
383
00:24:37,795 --> 00:24:39,096
We're all gonna die out here.
384
00:24:50,607 --> 00:24:53,042
Hey! It looks like we've
got ourselves a road block.
385
00:24:53,176 --> 00:24:55,211
I'm gonna need
your help on this one.
386
00:24:55,346 --> 00:24:57,548
Man those guns.
387
00:25:00,651 --> 00:25:02,486
Come on guys, nut up!
388
00:25:07,857 --> 00:25:10,027
Hey, hey!
Five bucks for every dick shot.
389
00:25:10,894 --> 00:25:14,030
This must be how
Mariah Carey feels every day!
390
00:25:20,237 --> 00:25:21,237
See ya!
391
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:26,242
Stop with the dick shots!
392
00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:30,280
Oh my God. I
almost feel bad.
393
00:25:30,413 --> 00:25:31,781
I don't.
394
00:25:38,489 --> 00:25:40,857
Fuck yeah, dude!
395
00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:43,826
Fuck you!
396
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,096
Thank you.
397
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,772
So which one of
these is the VIP maze?
398
00:25:55,538 --> 00:25:57,974
Now you don't think I was
gonna make it that easy, do you?
399
00:25:58,107 --> 00:26:00,310
Wait,
there's more than one option?
400
00:26:00,443 --> 00:26:01,679
Actually five.
401
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:05,048
Now they all go down and
end up at the end of the maze,
402
00:26:05,182 --> 00:26:07,151
just some
take longer than others.
403
00:26:07,284 --> 00:26:09,753
Do some take
longer than 2 hours?
404
00:26:09,886 --> 00:26:12,388
Why
yes Rustin, you are catching on.
405
00:26:12,522 --> 00:26:16,795
Ok so we all
get a path and if we're bad on
406
00:26:16,926 --> 00:26:19,462
the path and it doesn't work
out, we don't get the money.
407
00:26:19,596 --> 00:26:20,798
Right, again.
408
00:26:20,931 --> 00:26:21,931
Ok.
409
00:26:22,031 --> 00:26:23,634
Can we split up?
410
00:26:23,768 --> 00:26:24,835
Wait, what?
411
00:26:25,435 --> 00:26:27,037
Well
there's 5 paths and four of us.
412
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:29,015
If we split up we have
a way better chance of winning.
413
00:26:29,038 --> 00:26:31,541
Well I just
see the wheels a' turning.
414
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:34,644
Yes you can split up.
415
00:26:34,778 --> 00:26:36,246
Now, you are not required to.
416
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,715
You can all go on one path, or
417
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:43,554
you go your separate
ways, increase your chances.
418
00:26:44,756 --> 00:26:47,826
If we all get there in under two
hours do we all get $10,000?
419
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,159
Nice try.
420
00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:50,795
Guys I don't want to split up.
421
00:26:50,927 --> 00:26:52,229
Well you can go with me, baby.
422
00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:54,131
Yeah we can all go together.
423
00:26:54,263 --> 00:26:55,942
We'll just pick
one path and stick with it.
424
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:57,233
Come on guys, are you serious?
425
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,837
Statistically if we split up we
426
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,605
have a way
better chance of winning.
427
00:27:02,573 --> 00:27:04,508
Mel makes a good point though.
428
00:27:05,008 --> 00:27:07,076
Hey, do
people ever get lost out here?
429
00:27:07,611 --> 00:27:09,313
Lost?
430
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,982
Son it's a corn maze.
431
00:27:13,116 --> 00:27:17,253
Getting lost is kinda the point.
432
00:27:19,323 --> 00:27:21,458
And what about the satanic cult?
433
00:27:21,592 --> 00:27:22,794
Oh Jesus.
434
00:27:22,925 --> 00:27:23,926
The what?
435
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,895
10 years ago a virgin girl was
436
00:27:26,028 --> 00:27:27,663
sacrificed out
here by a satanic cult.
437
00:27:27,798 --> 00:27:28,798
It was on the news.
438
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:30,200
Virgin sacrifice.
439
00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:33,436
Son, the average
age of the corn maze is 10.
440
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:37,673
Heck, a 12 year old
girl won the $5000 in the VIP
441
00:27:37,808 --> 00:27:38,942
maze just last season.
442
00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,144
Now as much as I love the mystic
443
00:27:41,278 --> 00:27:43,614
and the urban legends
that help keep my doors open,
444
00:27:45,214 --> 00:27:48,652
in all honesty we're
just a fun, family corn maze.
445
00:27:48,787 --> 00:27:50,421
So what do you guys want to do?
446
00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:55,025
You know, we don't
have to do this, guys.
447
00:27:55,459 --> 00:27:57,796
No, we'll just
hop back in the truck, go
448
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,087
back to the main gate and you
449
00:27:59,864 --> 00:28:01,508
guys can enjoy
the normal maze if you want.
450
00:28:01,531 --> 00:28:04,167
Come on, seriously
you guys. Have some balls.
451
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,701
Yeah no, Mel's right.
452
00:28:05,836 --> 00:28:08,238
We're just freaking
ourselves out for no reason.
453
00:28:08,372 --> 00:28:11,040
I mean it's a child's
corn maze, what could happen?
454
00:28:11,174 --> 00:28:13,143
Yeah, little kids do this shit.
455
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,813
Yeah, we'll
each pick a different path
456
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:17,247
and we'll just run for the
money. Make a quick cash grab.
457
00:28:17,915 --> 00:28:20,983
Ok, ok, but I want
you to enjoy the experience.
458
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,788
Now I pay a lot of people to
dress up to scare you guys.
459
00:28:23,922 --> 00:28:27,624
It'd be kind of a waste just
to run through the corn maze.
460
00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:29,928
Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful
461
00:28:30,059 --> 00:28:31,728
man but a stupid child.
462
00:28:31,863 --> 00:28:35,065
I love you, but we come
from very Republican parents.
463
00:28:35,199 --> 00:28:37,334
We're all about the Benjamin's.
464
00:28:37,468 --> 00:28:38,535
Ah, I see.
465
00:28:38,669 --> 00:28:41,337
Ok well, I want you
guys to have a good time
466
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:45,008
alright, not focus on
these Benjamin's, alright.
467
00:28:45,142 --> 00:28:47,211
I'm gonna do you a favor.
468
00:28:49,881 --> 00:28:51,915
Don't take the middle path.
469
00:28:52,048 --> 00:28:53,616
Why would that be, Herschel.
470
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:56,686
Has it got a little trick
or a rig in there or what?
471
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,087
It's not a trick.
472
00:28:58,221 --> 00:28:59,741
People on average
take the middle path.
473
00:28:59,857 --> 00:29:01,567
That's why I made it the
longest for that very reason.
474
00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:05,561
Look. Four
people, four paths.
475
00:29:05,695 --> 00:29:07,096
Problem solved.
476
00:29:07,865 --> 00:29:11,000
Fuck it, let's do it!
477
00:29:11,535 --> 00:29:12,536
Fuck yeah, dude!
478
00:29:13,569 --> 00:29:16,339
You guys are sure.
This is what we want to do?
479
00:29:16,472 --> 00:29:17,472
Yeah.
480
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,653
Rustin, didn't I just tell
you about the 12 year old girl?
481
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:21,880
Yeah.
482
00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:25,191
Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare
on Elm Street before you."
483
00:29:25,214 --> 00:29:26,583
Stop being such a pussy.
484
00:29:26,717 --> 00:29:29,019
Fuck you, Melanie! I'm
just asking him some questions.
485
00:29:29,152 --> 00:29:30,554
God, you always do this!
486
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,231
This is why mom and
dad don't love you as much.
487
00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:33,256
Oh, that's funny?
488
00:29:33,323 --> 00:29:34,391
Well you know what?
489
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:35,525
I'm gonna get there first
490
00:29:35,592 --> 00:29:36,994
and when I win the $10,000,
491
00:29:37,461 --> 00:29:39,538
we'll see who's laughing when me
and Herschel are fucking models
492
00:29:39,563 --> 00:29:40,663
in my G7.
493
00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:42,231
Stay gold, Pony Boy.
494
00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:44,903
You wouldn't be able
to afford that with $10,000.
495
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,538
Alright, I guess this is it.
496
00:29:47,671 --> 00:29:49,007
Have fun.
497
00:29:49,138 --> 00:29:50,138
You too, babe.
498
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,107
See you in a couple hours, ok?
499
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,442
Alright.
Ok.
500
00:29:53,978 --> 00:29:55,711
Hey thank you, alright?
501
00:29:56,646 --> 00:29:58,782
I'm taking
the path on the right!
502
00:30:35,318 --> 00:30:37,153
Alright boys and girls.
503
00:30:37,287 --> 00:30:38,588
Let's be safe out there.
504
00:30:39,355 --> 00:30:43,795
And remember,
preservation is key.
505
00:31:55,967 --> 00:31:59,568
I did not crush that
audition this morning.
506
00:32:44,346 --> 00:32:47,217
I'm from Ohio.
507
00:32:48,086 --> 00:32:49,921
Cool.
508
00:32:54,826 --> 00:32:56,993
Brandon
takes possession of the ball.
509
00:32:57,127 --> 00:33:00,897
Nobody can stop him and it's
a goal and the crowd goes wild.
510
00:33:01,031 --> 00:33:02,967
Wild. Wild. He wins.
511
00:33:43,775 --> 00:33:44,976
Give me an "L"!
512
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:46,442
Give me an "O"!
513
00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:47,576
Give me an "S"!
514
00:33:47,676 --> 00:33:48,676
Give me an "E"!
515
00:33:48,779 --> 00:33:49,779
Give me an "R"!
516
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:52,580
Loser.
517
00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:54,818
Loser.
518
00:33:54,951 --> 00:33:56,988
Loser.
519
00:33:57,121 --> 00:33:58,955
Wow. Hilarious.
520
00:33:59,522 --> 00:34:01,557
Loser.
521
00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:44,333
Ok...
522
00:34:47,469 --> 00:34:49,639
Fuck me!
523
00:34:51,141 --> 00:34:55,179
You got me, man. I don't scare
easy and you fucking got me.
524
00:34:55,847 --> 00:34:58,681
You are a big motherfucker.
525
00:34:58,815 --> 00:35:00,135
Dude, what
are you doing out here?
526
00:35:00,251 --> 00:35:01,786
You should be in movies.
527
00:35:01,918 --> 00:35:04,755
Who's your agent, man? Stella?
528
00:35:05,255 --> 00:35:06,891
You with ADA on the east side?
529
00:35:08,826 --> 00:35:11,628
Nothing? You can't
just drop character like that.
530
00:35:11,762 --> 00:35:13,481
You had the
great scare, the great entrance.
531
00:35:14,431 --> 00:35:16,670
You're fucking spooky and
then you're just gonna drop it?
532
00:35:16,733 --> 00:35:19,702
Alright look buddy, let me
uh give you a little advice.
533
00:35:19,836 --> 00:35:24,507
Ok, I've done a little acting
myself and this is basic stuff,
534
00:35:24,641 --> 00:35:26,010
real simple.
It's Meisner, ok?
535
00:35:26,143 --> 00:35:29,746
You gotta
invent the memory, alright?
536
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,548
Now I know in real life you're
probably this average Joe.
537
00:35:32,681 --> 00:35:34,550
You know you spend a lot of time
538
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,253
fucking around in a corn maze.
539
00:35:36,385 --> 00:35:37,889
Don't get laid enough.
540
00:35:38,021 --> 00:35:40,389
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever
your life is use that ok?
541
00:35:40,523 --> 00:35:42,193
But when you
put on that mask alright?
542
00:35:42,326 --> 00:35:46,596
You've got to know that
you are a psychotic murderer
543
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:47,797
capable of anything.
544
00:35:47,931 --> 00:35:49,032
Alright it's um-
545
00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:51,601
There's a quote from
one of my favorite actors right,
546
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:52,869
Freddie Prinze Jr.
547
00:35:53,003 --> 00:35:54,771
He always says, acting is living
548
00:35:54,905 --> 00:35:57,574
truthfully under
imaginary circumstances.
549
00:35:57,706 --> 00:35:58,876
I think that's very true.
550
00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:01,443
Dude I'm giving you gold here.
551
00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:02,914
You should be writing this down.
552
00:36:04,782 --> 00:36:06,884
Alright well
good luck man, Jesus.
553
00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:09,320
Fuck you too.
I'm trying to help a guy out.
554
00:36:09,452 --> 00:36:11,521
Fucking asshole.
555
00:36:51,329 --> 00:36:53,797
Ok.
556
00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,936
Nice try, dude.
557
00:37:19,123 --> 00:37:21,192
Fuck.
558
00:37:25,527 --> 00:37:28,530
Wendy!
559
00:37:32,103 --> 00:37:34,137
Brandon?
560
00:37:37,074 --> 00:37:39,844
Rustin?
561
00:38:31,661 --> 00:38:33,563
Hey there, big boy.
562
00:38:33,695 --> 00:38:37,934
Well, aren't you handsome?
563
00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:39,969
You too.
564
00:38:41,105 --> 00:38:43,340
Think you could give me
a little pointer on how to get
565
00:38:43,474 --> 00:38:44,474
out of these parts?
566
00:38:45,543 --> 00:38:47,153
Oh, sweetie we're not
allowed to tell you that.
567
00:38:47,177 --> 00:38:49,313
That's right, right,
right. $10,000 I get it.
568
00:38:49,447 --> 00:38:53,317
But, maybe there's something
else I can help you with.
569
00:38:54,050 --> 00:38:56,686
I'm sorry.
I'm not following you.
570
00:38:57,387 --> 00:38:59,123
We're all alone out here.
571
00:38:59,889 --> 00:39:02,126
Maybe, have a little fun.
572
00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:04,693
Our little secret.
573
00:39:05,728 --> 00:39:08,998
Ah, um yeah it's just,
574
00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:12,668
I'm with someone. You know?
575
00:39:12,802 --> 00:39:15,438
Oh, that's too bad.
576
00:39:16,172 --> 00:39:20,277
What
if I let you tie me up and do
577
00:39:20,411 --> 00:39:23,146
whatever you want to me.
578
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,648
Oh, wow.
579
00:39:26,784 --> 00:39:29,085
It's-that sounds like a friggin'
580
00:39:29,219 --> 00:39:32,188
awesome idea 'cause
you are like fire you know?
581
00:39:32,322 --> 00:39:33,990
Now I'm gonna kill
myself for saying this.
582
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,592
I just-I got to pass you know?
583
00:39:35,724 --> 00:39:38,295
I got to be loyal.
Just damn, you know?
584
00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:43,233
Well I don't know could you
at least run or something then?
585
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:46,103
I really need the exercise.
586
00:39:46,237 --> 00:39:47,237
What?
587
00:39:48,005 --> 00:39:49,048
And I really
like it when they run.
588
00:39:49,072 --> 00:39:50,106
What?
589
00:39:51,442 --> 00:39:53,943
Fuck! Fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah!
590
00:39:54,077 --> 00:39:55,945
You just fucking cut me.
591
00:39:56,079 --> 00:39:58,181
Are you out of
your fucking mind? Fuck!
592
00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:01,952
You know what?
593
00:40:02,786 --> 00:40:04,989
I like you.
594
00:40:05,556 --> 00:40:07,423
I'm gonna give you a head start.
595
00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:10,726
Ready? Ok.
596
00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:13,429
1 one thousand.
597
00:40:13,563 --> 00:40:14,731
2 one thousand.
598
00:40:14,864 --> 00:40:16,266
3 one thousand.
599
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,400
4 one thousand.
600
00:40:17,534 --> 00:40:19,003
Fuck this, man. Fuck.
601
00:40:19,402 --> 00:40:20,471
6 one thousand.
602
00:40:20,603 --> 00:40:22,072
7 one thousand.
603
00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:23,072
8 one thousand.
604
00:40:23,206 --> 00:40:24,706
9 one thousand.
605
00:40:35,585 --> 00:40:38,289
Ready or not, here I come!
606
00:40:47,898 --> 00:40:52,135
Whoa. They
really stepped their game up.
607
00:40:56,106 --> 00:40:58,342
It's ok, they're
just trying to scare you.
608
00:40:59,842 --> 00:41:02,045
You got this.
609
00:41:04,148 --> 00:41:08,751
Dude,
your outfit is creepy as shit.
610
00:41:14,692 --> 00:41:17,460
What is up with this mask?
611
00:43:19,382 --> 00:43:24,288
Come
out, come out, wherever you are!
612
00:43:30,626 --> 00:43:33,429
There you are. Gosh.
613
00:43:38,268 --> 00:43:39,436
Oh no, no, no, no!
614
00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,237
Ah ya!
615
00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:43,172
You lose.
616
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:55,152
What the fuck are you doing?
617
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:56,920
You're supposed to be in path 4!
618
00:43:57,054 --> 00:43:59,188
I'm sorry. I lost her.
619
00:43:59,322 --> 00:44:01,860
What the fuck
do you mean you lost her?
620
00:44:01,992 --> 00:44:03,559
It means she's a fucking ninja.
621
00:44:03,693 --> 00:44:05,461
Are you fucking kidding me?
622
00:44:05,596 --> 00:44:07,530
God Damnit! Fuck.
623
00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:20,811
Look, hey, hey, hey, hey.
624
00:44:20,943 --> 00:44:23,815
I am sorry for yelling, okay.
625
00:44:23,947 --> 00:44:25,548
She's really fast.
626
00:44:25,681 --> 00:44:28,318
Yeah, I am sure she was.
627
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,222
Here, why don't you take pretty
628
00:44:32,356 --> 00:44:35,025
boy here back to the lab
and I'll try and find her, ok?
629
00:44:35,159 --> 00:44:36,860
Oh my God he's so little.
630
00:44:39,463 --> 00:44:41,608
I know but I'm still not
strong enough to carry him back.
631
00:44:41,632 --> 00:44:42,632
I am.
632
00:44:42,699 --> 00:44:44,201
Yes you are!
633
00:44:45,469 --> 00:44:46,980
Just take him back to the lab
and I'll go try and find her.
634
00:44:47,003 --> 00:44:48,204
Ok.
Ok?
635
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:51,141
Oh.
636
00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:53,076
Hey! By the way those peanut
637
00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:55,077
butter delights
you made were amazing!
638
00:44:55,847 --> 00:44:56,980
Really?
639
00:44:57,114 --> 00:44:58,648
Just as good
as Mom used to make.
640
00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:39,958
Hey dude, you uh...
Can I run something by you?
641
00:45:40,090 --> 00:45:41,525
I just, I
came up with this thing
642
00:45:41,692 --> 00:45:43,635
but I don't have anybody
to show it to, and it's like...
643
00:45:43,659 --> 00:45:44,762
Ready?
644
00:45:46,898 --> 00:45:48,431
It's corn on the cock.
645
00:45:49,065 --> 00:45:51,585
Yeah it's not my best, but it's-
There's something there, right?
646
00:45:51,635 --> 00:45:53,579
It's funny. It's just I don't
know where to go with it.
647
00:45:53,603 --> 00:45:54,605
Ya know?
648
00:45:55,706 --> 00:45:57,349
Alright you're not a prop
comedy guy, that's fine.
649
00:45:57,373 --> 00:45:58,813
It's whatever.
It's not for everyone.
650
00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:06,583
Do you know what time it is?
651
00:46:06,717 --> 00:46:08,418
I just, I've been walking around
652
00:46:08,552 --> 00:46:10,253
this fucking
place, it feels like hours.
653
00:46:10,387 --> 00:46:12,489
I only got 2 hours
to finish this thing and I don't
654
00:46:12,623 --> 00:46:14,768
know if my friends are out yet
or if-so could you just like-
655
00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:18,594
I'm just so bad at
reading stars, you know?
656
00:46:18,728 --> 00:46:20,297
Alright, come
on man. Just help me out.
657
00:46:21,398 --> 00:46:22,876
Ok, you don't know my sister,
she's gonna be such
658
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,661
a fucking cunt if
she beats me in this thing.
659
00:46:25,268 --> 00:46:27,771
Nothing. Alright.
Hard sell, that's cool.
660
00:46:27,905 --> 00:46:29,273
I get it. I get it. I get it.
661
00:46:29,405 --> 00:46:32,911
Um, well I
didn't want to have to
662
00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:37,514
pull rank on you but uh...
663
00:46:37,648 --> 00:46:38,648
I know Herschel.
664
00:46:39,715 --> 00:46:42,585
So maybe you just
got a little radio or something
665
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,931
you could, ya know, just like
kind of walkie talkie to him,
666
00:46:44,956 --> 00:46:46,231
let him know his buddy Rustin is
667
00:46:46,255 --> 00:46:48,125
ready to get the
fuck out of this maze.
668
00:46:48,257 --> 00:46:49,126
That would-
669
00:46:49,259 --> 00:46:50,994
Where are ya going?
670
00:46:51,128 --> 00:46:52,262
I can see you.
671
00:46:53,262 --> 00:46:54,641
You're just gonna walk?
You're just gonna back-
672
00:46:54,664 --> 00:46:56,344
You're not even
gonna walk forward into it?
673
00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:58,434
Really fucking cool,
man. You know what?
674
00:46:58,568 --> 00:47:00,409
Have fun stopping
cousins from hand jobbing all
675
00:47:00,536 --> 00:47:02,416
over each other out
here you fucking douche bag.
676
00:47:02,505 --> 00:47:04,541
Damn I hate this fucking maze.
677
00:47:31,134 --> 00:47:35,405
And I will strike thee down with
great vengeance and furious-
678
00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:38,141
Fuck.
679
00:47:40,777 --> 00:47:43,447
You talking to me?
680
00:47:43,579 --> 00:47:47,483
I don't see anyone else here
so you must be talking to me.
681
00:47:47,617 --> 00:47:49,786
Huh?
682
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,021
Fucker.
683
00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:53,521
Damn it.
684
00:47:53,623 --> 00:47:56,425
Ok. You wanna play games?
685
00:47:57,126 --> 00:47:58,362
Let's play games.
686
00:47:58,494 --> 00:48:00,297
Say hello to my little friend.
687
00:48:02,398 --> 00:48:04,601
Fuck you!
688
00:48:18,016 --> 00:48:20,282
Oh that's it.
689
00:48:20,617 --> 00:48:24,021
Now I have had it with
this motherfucking scare-
690
00:49:06,931 --> 00:49:08,264
Holy shit.
691
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:12,804
Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on.
692
00:49:12,936 --> 00:49:15,005
We've got to
get you out of here.
693
00:49:15,139 --> 00:49:17,673
Mel?
694
00:49:18,976 --> 00:49:20,110
He killed me, man.
695
00:49:20,643 --> 00:49:23,847
No. He didn't, wait.
696
00:49:23,981 --> 00:49:26,751
No listen.
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
697
00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:30,788
You ever seen
an arm fall off before?
698
00:49:30,922 --> 00:49:32,521
No, I haven't.
699
00:49:32,655 --> 00:49:34,224
About as bad as you'd expect.
700
00:49:36,094 --> 00:49:38,896
I need you to listen.
701
00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:40,429
What?
702
00:49:40,563 --> 00:49:44,001
I just want you to know that I'm
703
00:49:44,135 --> 00:49:46,771
your brother and I would never
704
00:49:46,903 --> 00:49:51,307
forgive myself
if I didn't tell you.
705
00:49:53,543 --> 00:49:56,679
I thought you
looked so fat today.
706
00:49:57,914 --> 00:50:01,384
Just saying it's okay
to say the truth sometimes.
707
00:50:01,518 --> 00:50:04,286
Are you serious? Come on.
708
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:07,090
You know, carbs
aren't always your friends.
709
00:50:07,224 --> 00:50:09,291
I need you to help me.
710
00:50:09,425 --> 00:50:13,030
No, listen! I need
you to go into my room.
711
00:50:13,563 --> 00:50:15,431
Under my bed
712
00:50:15,565 --> 00:50:18,534
there's
some really dark porn stuff.
713
00:50:19,036 --> 00:50:21,538
I don't
want mom and dad to see that.
714
00:50:22,572 --> 00:50:26,143
Just been getting into
some really deep fetish shit.
715
00:50:26,675 --> 00:50:28,846
Some of it feels kind of
illegal.
716
00:50:30,413 --> 00:50:33,784
Mel, I hate you.
717
00:50:38,222 --> 00:50:41,458
Fuck.
718
00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:43,960
Did it look real?
719
00:50:44,094 --> 00:50:45,362
Are you fucking kidding me?
720
00:50:45,594 --> 00:50:47,240
I think that's the
best acting I've ever done.
721
00:50:47,264 --> 00:50:48,264
You see this snot?
722
00:50:48,331 --> 00:50:49,666
No, I got a real tear.
723
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,309
We should get the
fuck out of here, though.
724
00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:52,333
These guys suck, dude.
725
00:50:54,172 --> 00:50:56,472
Mel.
726
00:50:57,541 --> 00:50:59,742
You seem busy.
727
00:51:07,384 --> 00:51:08,717
I'm just gonna get the car.
728
00:51:33,844 --> 00:51:35,579
Rustin!
729
00:51:35,711 --> 00:51:37,914
I got him!
730
00:52:11,315 --> 00:52:14,117
Oh good, you're awake.
731
00:52:19,389 --> 00:52:21,025
What the fuck is going on?
732
00:52:21,657 --> 00:52:24,362
I'm sorry we
don't have time for that.
733
00:52:24,494 --> 00:52:27,297
The process takes forever and if
I told everyone what was going
734
00:52:27,429 --> 00:52:28,789
on I would
never get any work done.
735
00:52:28,833 --> 00:52:30,300
Let me go
you fucking crazy bitch!
736
00:52:30,432 --> 00:52:32,802
No!
Fuck no, no, no, no.
737
00:52:32,936 --> 00:52:34,403
You kiss your
mother with that mouth?
738
00:52:34,804 --> 00:52:36,773
Look I'm gonna need
you to stop struggling
739
00:52:36,907 --> 00:52:38,342
or this is going to really hurt.
740
00:52:38,474 --> 00:52:39,518
What the fuck is going to hurt?
741
00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:40,710
What the fuck is that?
742
00:52:42,711 --> 00:52:44,248
This is a Dermatome.
743
00:52:44,382 --> 00:52:45,715
Do you know what that is?
744
00:52:45,849 --> 00:52:47,217
What the fuck is that?
745
00:52:47,351 --> 00:52:48,717
It's a Dermatome.
746
00:52:48,853 --> 00:52:50,121
I just told you that!
747
00:52:50,253 --> 00:52:51,989
Why don't men ever listen?
748
00:52:54,224 --> 00:52:56,458
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
749
00:52:56,592 --> 00:52:59,396
I'm guessing you
didn't go to medical school,
750
00:52:59,528 --> 00:53:01,865
so I'm going to
dumb this down for you.
751
00:53:02,465 --> 00:53:04,201
This is a
752
00:53:04,335 --> 00:53:07,771
DER-MA-TOME.
753
00:53:08,105 --> 00:53:10,041
It removes
your skin from your body.
754
00:53:10,340 --> 00:53:12,742
No, please, please,
please, no, please.
755
00:53:12,876 --> 00:53:14,677
Here. Let me show you.
756
00:53:14,811 --> 00:53:16,092
No, no, no,
no, hold on. Hold on.
757
00:53:29,226 --> 00:53:31,429
See? That simple.
758
00:53:31,862 --> 00:53:33,505
It gets a lot harder
around your eyes and nose,
759
00:53:33,530 --> 00:53:36,434
but luckily you'll either be
passed out or dead by then.
760
00:53:36,766 --> 00:53:39,702
Please,
please, please just let me go.
761
00:53:39,836 --> 00:53:41,038
I want to go home, please.
762
00:53:41,172 --> 00:53:44,007
Where's Wendy?
Please, please, please.
763
00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:45,141
You talk too much.
764
00:53:45,242 --> 00:53:47,010
You're taking
all the fun out of this.
765
00:53:49,447 --> 00:53:50,447
I want to go home.
766
00:54:08,065 --> 00:54:12,902
Wow, some men
really are faster than others.
767
00:54:13,536 --> 00:54:15,538
Glad I didn't let you tie me up,
768
00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:17,208
that would have
been a disappointment.
769
00:54:19,641 --> 00:54:21,778
Gemma! Henry is hurt!
770
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:24,681
What the fuck happened?
771
00:54:25,181 --> 00:54:27,952
That lesbian bitch stabbed him!
772
00:54:30,487 --> 00:54:32,521
But he's dead?
773
00:54:32,655 --> 00:54:34,458
Do something.
774
00:54:34,590 --> 00:54:35,925
What do you want me to do?
775
00:54:36,059 --> 00:54:37,927
He
Has a knife in his fucking head.
776
00:54:38,061 --> 00:54:40,231
I don't
know. I'm not a doctor!
777
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:41,766
He's dead!
778
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,280
He's not breathing and he
has a knife in his fucking head!
779
00:54:45,335 --> 00:54:47,737
Why
do men make me repeat myself?
780
00:54:50,807 --> 00:54:52,175
Who's still out there?
781
00:54:52,309 --> 00:54:54,610
Deakin and Andy.
782
00:54:54,744 --> 00:54:56,880
Where's Andy?
783
00:54:57,014 --> 00:54:58,416
Path 2.
784
00:54:58,547 --> 00:54:59,547
And Deakin?
785
00:55:00,284 --> 00:55:01,724
I think he's
looking for the lesbian.
786
00:55:02,318 --> 00:55:05,456
Bernard, did
she tell you she was a lesbian?
787
00:55:05,588 --> 00:55:06,588
No.
788
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,858
Did you see her kissing a girl?
789
00:55:08,992 --> 00:55:09,992
No.
790
00:55:10,094 --> 00:55:12,396
Then why do you
think she's a lesbian?
791
00:55:12,530 --> 00:55:14,931
She was tough and strong.
792
00:55:15,065 --> 00:55:18,436
Just because a
woman is tough and strong
793
00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:20,737
doesn't make her a lesbian.
794
00:55:21,438 --> 00:55:24,007
It doesn't matter.
795
00:55:25,809 --> 00:55:27,878
Which one of them was on path 2?
796
00:55:28,411 --> 00:55:30,713
The Cheerleader I think.
797
00:55:43,494 --> 00:55:46,663
Well hello there.
798
00:55:46,797 --> 00:55:48,766
I'm Frosty The Clown
799
00:55:48,898 --> 00:55:52,103
here for all of
your frosty treat needs.
800
00:55:53,436 --> 00:55:57,307
How has the maze been going?
801
00:55:58,242 --> 00:56:00,010
Good, I think.
802
00:56:00,143 --> 00:56:02,179
Hey can you tell me
how long I've been out here?
803
00:56:02,313 --> 00:56:03,313
Uhnt uh.
804
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:25,202
An hour and 20 minutes.
805
00:56:25,335 --> 00:56:26,202
Fuck.
806
00:56:26,336 --> 00:56:27,771
There goes the 10 grand.
807
00:56:27,905 --> 00:56:29,606
I'm sorry.
808
00:56:29,739 --> 00:56:33,244
You'll have to
hurry to win any money.
809
00:56:33,376 --> 00:56:35,246
So none of my
friends have made it out yet?
810
00:56:35,378 --> 00:56:36,378
I don't think so.
811
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,724
You see they
ring the bell every time someone
812
00:56:38,748 --> 00:56:40,682
wins the VIP maze,
813
00:56:42,186 --> 00:56:44,221
and I haven't heard anything.
814
00:56:44,355 --> 00:56:45,523
Have you?
815
00:56:45,655 --> 00:56:47,291
No.
816
00:56:47,791 --> 00:56:51,128
What's your name little girl?
817
00:56:52,295 --> 00:56:53,164
Wendy.
818
00:56:53,297 --> 00:56:54,063
Wendy.
819
00:56:54,197 --> 00:56:56,400
Would like a treat, Wendy?
820
00:56:56,534 --> 00:56:57,934
They're free of charge.
821
00:56:58,068 --> 00:56:59,369
What'll it be, Kevin?
822
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:02,106
Well, Frosty,
we've got some Push Pops,
823
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:06,376
some Drumsticks, and Twincycles
that are blood orange.
824
00:57:11,347 --> 00:57:15,286
So what will it be?
825
00:57:15,818 --> 00:57:18,289
No thanks. I'm trying to win.
826
00:57:22,724 --> 00:57:26,230
Hey, these sound delicious
827
00:57:26,362 --> 00:57:28,264
but between you and me,
828
00:57:28,398 --> 00:57:30,400
I've gained 5 pounds this week.
829
00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:34,003
Are you sure? They're free.
830
00:57:34,137 --> 00:57:36,840
Free. Free, free, free, free.
831
00:57:36,974 --> 00:57:38,242
Free as can be.
832
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:41,110
Yeah. I should
go if I'm gonna win.
833
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:51,288
Good luck!
834
00:57:55,092 --> 00:57:57,293
Yeah, maybe
I'll catch you at the end.
835
00:57:58,929 --> 00:58:00,797
Not if I catch you first.
836
00:59:56,612 --> 00:59:57,612
Wendy!
837
00:59:57,981 --> 01:00:00,284
Wendy!
838
01:00:06,989 --> 01:00:08,425
Let's go!
839
01:03:19,048 --> 01:03:20,048
Found you.
840
01:03:47,344 --> 01:03:50,179
Melanie...
841
01:03:50,313 --> 01:03:53,282
Hey Mel. Mel.
842
01:03:53,851 --> 01:03:57,688
Hey, Mel.
843
01:03:59,990 --> 01:04:02,659
Mel, hey.
844
01:04:05,228 --> 01:04:08,932
Hey, you're still here.
845
01:04:09,067 --> 01:04:10,567
Hey.
846
01:04:10,701 --> 01:04:12,369
Are you ok?
847
01:04:12,501 --> 01:04:14,271
I'm ok.
848
01:04:16,807 --> 01:04:19,342
How are you?
849
01:04:21,677 --> 01:04:26,349
Ok, fuck.
850
01:04:29,286 --> 01:04:31,722
It's bad.
851
01:04:35,059 --> 01:04:37,027
They gave me something.
852
01:04:37,159 --> 01:04:38,661
I can't feel it.
853
01:04:41,498 --> 01:04:43,900
I looked down once.
854
01:04:44,034 --> 01:04:46,003
That was enough.
855
01:04:46,135 --> 01:04:47,905
Fuck.
856
01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:52,576
Melanie I am so sorry
I brought you guys here.
857
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,077
I'm so sorry.
858
01:04:54,210 --> 01:04:56,114
No, it's not your fault.
859
01:04:56,246 --> 01:04:57,313
It's not your fault.
860
01:04:57,447 --> 01:05:00,583
I am so sorry. I'm scared.
861
01:05:01,418 --> 01:05:04,286
I'm not ready to die.
862
01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:06,356
I'm not ready to die.
863
01:05:06,489 --> 01:05:08,692
I'm gonna get us out of here.
864
01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:12,896
You're not gonna die.
865
01:05:13,362 --> 01:05:15,666
I'm
gonna get us out of here, ok?
866
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:20,302
I promise. You trust me, right?
867
01:05:22,338 --> 01:05:23,840
Ok.
868
01:05:27,210 --> 01:05:29,378
There she is,
869
01:05:29,512 --> 01:05:32,548
the answer to all our prayers.
870
01:05:33,182 --> 01:05:35,152
She's the one.
871
01:05:35,284 --> 01:05:37,521
After all these years.
872
01:05:38,487 --> 01:05:41,159
I was beginning to
think that you were a myth.
873
01:05:41,724 --> 01:05:43,960
I told you we'd find one.
874
01:05:44,094 --> 01:05:45,797
15 years!
875
01:05:45,929 --> 01:05:47,831
I can't believe it.
876
01:05:52,268 --> 01:05:56,505
Your Mother would be so proud.
877
01:05:57,708 --> 01:06:02,478
Your mother would
be proud of all of you.
878
01:06:06,615 --> 01:06:08,719
And you.
879
01:06:13,389 --> 01:06:16,259
You took my boy away.
880
01:06:18,527 --> 01:06:19,730
And if I didn't need you alive
881
01:06:19,864 --> 01:06:22,331
I would
really enjoy gutting you.
882
01:06:25,534 --> 01:06:28,172
You're sure we need her alive?
883
01:06:28,672 --> 01:06:32,943
It's not an exact
science, but I wouldn't risk it.
884
01:06:35,644 --> 01:06:37,215
How about that one?
885
01:06:37,347 --> 01:06:38,614
No.
886
01:06:38,748 --> 01:06:40,483
Oh.
887
01:06:40,617 --> 01:06:42,284
Yeah we got
everything we need from her.
888
01:06:42,418 --> 01:06:43,418
You can kill her.
889
01:06:43,519 --> 01:06:44,789
No!
Thank you.
890
01:06:44,922 --> 01:06:46,431
No, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
891
01:06:46,456 --> 01:06:48,425
No! No! No! No! No! No!
892
01:07:00,972 --> 01:07:02,974
Oh God!
893
01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:07,409
I'm gonna
kill you, you son of a bitch!
894
01:07:07,978 --> 01:07:10,248
I'm gonna
kill every last one of you.
895
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,815
She's feisty!
896
01:07:11,949 --> 01:07:16,353
Yeah, we
still can't kill her yet.
897
01:07:16,485 --> 01:07:19,556
Fuck you, you psychotic bitch!
898
01:07:19,688 --> 01:07:22,092
I'm gonna cunt
punch the shit out of you!
899
01:07:22,226 --> 01:07:23,226
Oh...
900
01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:24,427
What do you want from me?
901
01:07:24,561 --> 01:07:26,596
What the fuck
do you want from me?
902
01:07:29,498 --> 01:07:31,601
You didn't tell her?
903
01:07:35,907 --> 01:07:39,844
Oh, you have
904
01:07:40,643 --> 01:07:44,148
no idea how special you are.
905
01:07:44,581 --> 01:07:46,983
Tell her.
906
01:07:47,117 --> 01:07:49,219
Ugh, we don't need to tell her.
907
01:07:49,351 --> 01:07:51,387
Tell her.
908
01:07:51,989 --> 01:07:54,356
I want her to know.
909
01:07:55,592 --> 01:07:57,295
I want her to know how she
910
01:07:57,427 --> 01:08:00,264
helped complete
your Mother's work.
911
01:08:07,103 --> 01:08:09,106
It has everything to do
912
01:08:09,239 --> 01:08:12,309
with the hand stamp we gave you
on the way into the park.
913
01:08:12,474 --> 01:08:14,376
The stamp?
914
01:08:14,911 --> 01:08:16,948
No one ever asks about that.
915
01:08:17,081 --> 01:08:19,582
I mean what is
the point of the stamp?
916
01:08:21,685 --> 01:08:24,020
Truth be
told, it's a litmus test.
917
01:08:24,154 --> 01:08:27,225
It exposes those
with a particular gene.
918
01:08:27,356 --> 01:08:28,993
It's a relatively new gene.
919
01:08:29,126 --> 01:08:31,761
It only happened in the last 30
years or so in human evolution.
920
01:08:31,895 --> 01:08:35,131
And your friends
skins are filled with it.
921
01:08:35,664 --> 01:08:39,103
First, we remove the skin,
922
01:08:39,237 --> 01:08:43,372
then we grind it down
and make it into a liquid.
923
01:08:43,807 --> 01:08:47,011
And then we turn
it into a face cream.
924
01:08:47,144 --> 01:08:48,712
Yeah.
925
01:08:48,845 --> 01:08:53,050
And it stops the aging
process just like that.
926
01:08:53,449 --> 01:08:58,555
Florence's Miracle Face Cream!
927
01:09:00,623 --> 01:09:02,894
You're crazy.
928
01:09:04,661 --> 01:09:06,529
You're all fucking crazy!
929
01:09:06,662 --> 01:09:09,132
Now your skin on the other hand.
930
01:09:10,835 --> 01:09:12,970
Your skin has more of this gene
931
01:09:13,104 --> 01:09:15,671
than we have
ever encountered before.
932
01:09:15,805 --> 01:09:17,539
That's why
we need to keep you alive.
933
01:09:17,673 --> 01:09:21,478
You see, when your
heart stops beating your skin
934
01:09:21,610 --> 01:09:24,814
fights to stay
alive through osmosis,
935
01:09:24,948 --> 01:09:26,515
sucking in everything from the
936
01:09:26,649 --> 01:09:29,719
outside world
tainting all of my research.
937
01:09:30,387 --> 01:09:35,225
Your skin can stay
alive for weeks after your dead,
938
01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:37,527
how amazing is that?
939
01:09:38,229 --> 01:09:40,965
Thanks for the science
lesson you crazy bitch!
940
01:09:41,097 --> 01:09:44,734
Hey I'll have
you know I graduated with a PHD
941
01:09:44,868 --> 01:09:47,436
in Biotechnology from UC Davis.
942
01:09:47,939 --> 01:09:50,506
I have 5 Discovery Patents,
943
01:09:51,007 --> 01:09:53,475
which is only
two less than my mother's.
944
01:09:54,711 --> 01:09:58,381
And you little
sweetie, you're going to help me
945
01:09:58,515 --> 01:09:59,850
isolate what makes your genes
946
01:09:59,984 --> 01:10:02,953
special so we can
find more people like you.
947
01:10:04,154 --> 01:10:05,389
God Damnit!
948
01:10:05,521 --> 01:10:07,524
Whoa ho, I like this one!
949
01:10:13,729 --> 01:10:18,034
Honey, where are you gonna go?
950
01:10:18,168 --> 01:10:20,438
You're surrounded,
951
01:10:20,569 --> 01:10:23,506
and if by some miracle
952
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,708
you get past us
953
01:10:25,842 --> 01:10:28,179
you're in a
hundred acre corn maze.
954
01:10:30,314 --> 01:10:31,849
It's over.
955
01:10:38,654 --> 01:10:40,224
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
956
01:10:40,358 --> 01:10:42,092
No! No! No!
957
01:10:43,525 --> 01:10:45,261
Let's talk about this.
958
01:10:47,097 --> 01:10:48,164
Fuck you!
959
01:10:48,298 --> 01:10:49,833
No!
960
01:11:51,362 --> 01:11:52,496
There you go.
961
01:11:52,628 --> 01:11:53,628
Thank you.
962
01:11:54,431 --> 01:11:55,712
Have a nice day.
Thanks, you too.
963
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,771
Excuse me. I am looking to
see if anyone has seen my son.
964
01:12:01,905 --> 01:12:03,807
He went
missing over a month ago.
965
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:08,711
Nice looking boy,
but I am sorry I haven't seen him.
966
01:12:09,145 --> 01:12:11,148
Here, let me ask my father.
967
01:12:11,613 --> 01:12:13,649
Papa...
968
01:12:13,783 --> 01:12:15,886
this nice
woman's son is missing,
969
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:17,354
do you recognize him?
970
01:12:19,556 --> 01:12:23,327
No, I don't. Sorry.
971
01:12:23,894 --> 01:12:25,595
He looks like a good kid.
972
01:12:27,797 --> 01:12:31,534
Have you contacted the police?
973
01:12:32,136 --> 01:12:35,573
Yes I have, but
he's over 18 and so he's not
974
01:12:35,704 --> 01:12:39,009
considered a runaway, and
there's no way to prove that he
975
01:12:39,143 --> 01:12:41,779
didn't just take off
so they've been no help.
976
01:12:42,846 --> 01:12:45,747
Well that's just awful.
977
01:12:46,182 --> 01:12:47,649
I'm so sorry.
978
01:12:47,784 --> 01:12:48,886
Thank you.
979
01:12:49,019 --> 01:12:50,686
Well I'll keep
my eye out for him.
980
01:12:50,921 --> 01:12:53,756
If I do see him is
there a way to contact you?
981
01:12:53,890 --> 01:12:56,493
Yeah, all
my information is on the poster.
982
01:12:56,626 --> 01:12:58,595
Ok, thank
you. I am so sorry.
983
01:12:58,728 --> 01:13:00,264
Thank you.
984
01:13:00,396 --> 01:13:01,396
Alright, thanks.
985
01:13:01,498 --> 01:13:03,067
Excuse me ma'am?
986
01:13:04,033 --> 01:13:06,002
I know you're
going through a rough time,
987
01:13:06,136 --> 01:13:09,372
and from the looks of
it you haven't slept much.
988
01:13:09,506 --> 01:13:11,007
I haven't.
989
01:13:12,376 --> 01:13:14,676
I want you to try this.
990
01:13:14,811 --> 01:13:17,381
On no, I'm
sorry - thank you though.
991
01:13:17,515 --> 01:13:18,815
It's on the house.
992
01:13:18,948 --> 01:13:22,886
Trust me, you
deserve a little pampering.
993
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:25,855
It takes the
days of worrying off the skin.
994
01:13:27,091 --> 01:13:29,692
Go ahead,
I promise you'll love it.
995
01:13:44,975 --> 01:13:48,878
The scent
it's really comforting.
996
01:14:01,690 --> 01:14:03,260
Eucalyptus?
997
01:14:04,094 --> 01:14:06,695
It reminds me of my son's room.
998
01:14:59,783 --> 01:15:01,885
Gemma!
999
01:15:05,855 --> 01:15:07,824
Gemma!
1000
01:15:13,564 --> 01:15:14,931
Well hey there.
1001
01:15:15,498 --> 01:15:18,135
I thought we had
you in a medically induced coma,
1002
01:15:18,269 --> 01:15:19,936
but it seems the drip ran out.
1003
01:15:20,304 --> 01:15:23,006
I wonder how that happened.
1004
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:26,476
Oh...
1005
01:15:26,609 --> 01:15:29,380
I'm sorry are you
trying to say something?
1006
01:15:29,512 --> 01:15:31,582
You see,
unfortunately when you sliced
1007
01:15:31,715 --> 01:15:33,484
your throat you did a number on
1008
01:15:33,617 --> 01:15:35,853
your vocal chords,
but you missed the arteries.
1009
01:15:36,153 --> 01:15:38,788
Luckily I was able
to stitch you back up,
1010
01:15:38,921 --> 01:15:41,190
and the progress
has been amazing!
1011
01:15:43,394 --> 01:15:44,494
Ooh...
1012
01:15:45,729 --> 01:15:47,974
It looks like your pain meds
are also starting to wear off.
1013
01:15:47,997 --> 01:15:49,600
I am
so sorry about that sweetie.
1014
01:15:49,733 --> 01:15:51,402
I'll be right back.
1015
01:16:07,283 --> 01:16:11,188
I know the human
body is a crazy thing right?
1016
01:16:11,954 --> 01:16:14,390
Did you know
that if taken care of properly,
1017
01:16:14,524 --> 01:16:17,360
it only takes 2 weeks
for human skin to grow back?
1018
01:16:17,728 --> 01:16:19,863
Yeah I know, so great!
1019
01:16:20,264 --> 01:16:22,131
So while
we hunt for other people like
1020
01:16:22,265 --> 01:16:24,234
you we can rest easy knowing
1021
01:16:24,368 --> 01:16:26,970
that every two weeks we can
just come back to you for more.
1022
01:16:27,304 --> 01:16:29,340
Now I am just
going to get this going,
1023
01:16:29,807 --> 01:16:34,377
and in a couple of seconds
you'll be back in that coma,
1024
01:16:34,511 --> 01:16:37,413
and you won't have to worry
about any of this anymore.
1025
01:16:37,747 --> 01:16:39,615
There...
1026
01:16:45,789 --> 01:16:48,992
Nighty night.
1027
01:16:58,202 --> 01:17:00,436
Nighty night.
1028
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:11,622
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