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Theorizing that one could time travel
within his own lifetime,
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Dr. Sam Beckett stepped
into the Quantum Leap accelerator...
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and vanished.
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He awoke to find himself
trapped in the past,
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facing mirror images
that were not his own...
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and driven by an unknown force
to change history for the better.
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His only guide on this journey is Al,
an observer from his own time,
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who appears in the form of a hologram
that only Sam can see and hear.
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And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself
leaping from life to life,
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striving to put right
what once went wrong...
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and hoping each time
that his next leap...
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will be the leap home.
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Quantum leaping through time,
I've leaped into an electric chair,
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gunfights, and a variety ofhandcuffs.
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It looks like I finally
rated a cushy time.
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Thank you.
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No.
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Thank you.
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Good morning, tiger.
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Good morning.
No, no, you gotta stop doing that.
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- You want me to stop?
- No. Yes, please. Please!
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Mom.
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My God, Mom.
What would Dad say?
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Oh, boy.
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I mean what would he say?
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I can well imagine that
this might look a little...
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Neil, your father has been
dead for three years,
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and not once during that time
has he said a word.
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I don't think he's gonna start now.
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- Jane.
- Don't...
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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We, uh, wanted to surprise you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
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- A day early.
- That's very nice of you.
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Uh, Joe, this is, uh,
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my son Neil and his wife, Liz.
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This is Joe Thurlow.
Joe is an actor.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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You know,
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maybe we could just meet you in the
other room in just a second or so, huh?
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Oh, sure.
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Come on. Come on, Neil.
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I told you we should've called first.
Oh, I feel so embarrassed.
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Don't say it.
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Say what?
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That Neil looks
a little older than 19.
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Actually, no, he looks
a lot more like 30.
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That's because he is 30.
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Thirty?
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Either you're incredibly polite,
or you don't know how to subtract.
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I'm not gonna be 40.
I'm gonna be 50...
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and a grandmother.
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I hate birthdays.
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I hate surprises.
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Come on.
You don't look a day over...
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Thirty-nine.
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I don't understand it.
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You're a woman.
Why don't you ask her?
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I am not going to ask her.
You ask her.
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Ask me what?
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Uh, how you like New York
compared to Cleveland?
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I'm having the time of my life.
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I'm singing for the first time
in years and it feels great.
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- That's my tape playing.
- That's you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Neil, she's fabulous.
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Well, Joe thinks I have
a great career ahead of me.
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Yeah. Well, so do I.
I mean, I-I do. I do.
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Uh, what's this?
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Oh, Joe took me on my first
peace march last week.
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Peace march, singing career.
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What's next? I mean, am I gonna have to
start calling him "Dad," or something?
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Joe is just a friend.
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I'm sorry, Mom,
but it all looks so...
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- Oh, never mind. Never mind.
- So, you're pregnant.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, I got some things for the baby.
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Oh, that's so sweet of you.
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They're in the other room.
I'll go get them.
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Oh, here. No, let me...
let me go get...
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Let me.
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- Joe, uh,
- Mm-hmm?
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Why don't you stay
and chat with Neil?
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Yes, let's chat.
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These are beautiful.
Thank you so much.
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And this is for you.
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Oh, goody.
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Watercolors.
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Thank you.
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By the way, all the folks back
home said to send you their love.
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Everybody misses you,
Jane, and especially us.
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I miss you too.
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And even though you've made
a lot of new friends here,
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there's no friends like...
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like old friends at home.
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Liz, what are you trying to say?
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Well, just that it must be nice to have
someone so young paying attention to you.
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Oh, Joe is the best thing that's
happened to me in a long, long time.
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Please, be happy for me.
Oh, I want to, Jane.
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- I really do, but...
- But what?
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Well, it's just that I always pictured you
with someone who's old enough to vote.
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What did you do
before you were an actor?
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- Uh, this and that.
- Hmm.
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- Did you go to school?
- Huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, you bet I did.
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- How was your trip out?
- Which school did you go to?
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Which school did I go to?
I went to, uh...
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I went to a lot of different schools.
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First time in New York?
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You have graduated from high
school, haven't you?
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Yes, he did. And for the record,
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he's 25 and has voted in every
presidential election since, uh...
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- Uh, Ford and Carter.
- Who are they?
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Nixon and McGovern.
I don't know what I was...
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- Uh, darling.
- Hmm?
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Nixon ran against
Hubert Humphrey last year.
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You've been voting since
the Johnson-Goldwater election.
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Right. I voted for
Johnson and Goldwater.
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You know, I am tired.
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Why don't we go back
to the hotel and freshen up?
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We're staying at the Hampstead.
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And tonight we'd like to
take you someplace special.
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- Uh...
- Your choice.
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We want your 50th birthday
to be one you won't forget.
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- Oh, boy.
- Mm-hmm, you can say that again.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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- Bye.
- Thanks again.
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A singing career.
Of course she fell for him.
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Maybe he just likes her voice.
It is possible, you know.
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Yes. Yes. So is my dancing Swan Lake
in a tutu, but highly unlikely.
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And did you see that
outfit she had on?
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She's in love and
you're jealous.
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Jealous? Jealous?
Liz, he's five years younger than me.
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What could he
possibly see in her?
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Neil, your mother is
a wonderful woman.
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She lied to me.
They're shacking up.
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She's lost it.
I swear, she's lost it.
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They think I've lost it.
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Oh, I didn't get that really.
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I really wasn't much help, was I?
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Oh, Joe, I'm sorry I didn't tell them
that you were living here.
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I know how bad you want to get married
and get this all out in the open,
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but, well, maybe it's
just not the right time.
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Okay.
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The kids need more time to get
to know you better, you know?
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Well, that's fine. They can get to
know me tonight at your birthday party.
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Birthday party, my foot.
They want me to come back to Cleveland.
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Is that what Liz told you?
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Well, not in so many words,
but I know it's true.
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They think I'm too old
to start singing.
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And worse, they think
I'm too old to be in love.
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Uh-oh. Look at the time.
You better hurry.
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- Huh?
- There's your script.
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Script?
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- My Danish prince.
- "H-Hamlet."
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I'm so proud of you. The lead
in your first New York production.
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In front of people?
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Well, okay, so there were only
80 people the opening week,
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but even Laurence Olivier
had to start somewhere.
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Oh, boy. Yeah. Hmm.
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To be or...
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not to be...
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- that is the question.
- No!
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No, no, no.
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Joe,
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you're not breathing.
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Feeling, smelling.
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- Smelling?
- Everybody, listen and learn.
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Sensory acting.
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This is... Denmark, 1500.
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Deception is in the air.
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Everything is...
Damp, musty, frigid.
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That sounds like my third wife, or was it
my second or fourth... most of my wives.
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Smell.
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Can you smell
those Danish fjords, Joe?
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To be, or not... to be.
That is the question.
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And the answer is this guy
should be in a straightjacket.
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What's so funny?
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I was just kind of...
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Smelling Hamlet's insanity.
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I thought so. Yes, that's right.
Do it. Now use the words.
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Ah, whether it is nobler in the mind...
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To suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune.
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- Go with it.
- Or to take arms against a...
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Sea of troubles,
and by opposing end them.
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To die. To sleep no more.
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That was absolutely marvelous!
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Oh Joe, if only you'd smelled
like that last week.
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But that's the past.
This is the present. We must go on.
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And if we all work
very, very, very hard,
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tomorrow night
we just might have a chance.
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Take five.
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- You are so far out.
- Oh, well...
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- It's really intense watching you.
- I know just what you mean.
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I didn't know your mother was coming.
Mother?
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Mother? Every guy should have
a mother like that.
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That is if she's your mother...
I hope she's not your mother.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Neil and Liz want to meet us for dinner
tonight at the Black Light Club, 8:00.
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- So, uh, come home early, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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That-That must be Jane,
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and that must be Petra.
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You know, Sam,
I know Jane is attractive,
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but don't you think maybe she's
a little, uh, long in the tooth for you?
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- Her teeth look just great to me.
- No, no, no.
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I mean, don't you think
she's more right for me?
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Oh, no. No, no.
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- She's much too sophisticated for you.
- She's too old for you, Sam.
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Men marry younger
women all the time.
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And I think it's a crummy double
standard that says that women
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- can't do the same thing.
- She's too...
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Why am I talkin' to you?
What am I here for?
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- Jane doesn't die, does she?
- Oh, no.
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- It's much worse than death.
- What?
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In two days, she goes home.
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Home? Do I go...
Does Joe go with her?
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No. She spends the
rest of her life alone.
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Alone?
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- Without love.
- Without love?
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- In Cleveland.
- In Clev...
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So I must be here to keep
Jane and Joe together, right?
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I don't know. You don't know?
What do you mean?
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- September 10, 1969.
- That's tomorrow.
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- That's right, it is.
- Yeah.
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But Joe, he doesn't go on as Hamlet.
The play gets canceled.
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And there's agents in the audience
so he blows his big break.
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And his life goes
downhill from there.
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He becomes an extra in movies,
and he goes into real estate.
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So it has to be that you're here to make
sure he goes on as Hamlet. Gotta be.
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Well, what about Jane?
Does she ever sing again?
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Let's see. Sing, well,
there's nothing about singing in here.
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Uh, she doesn't have a great life.
But at least she's got her family.
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You should hear her sing, Al.
I mean, she-she has a terrific voice.
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It would be a shame. It would be a
waste if she never did anything with it.
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Oh.
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- Oh.
- Hmm? What?
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That brings back memories.
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- That really brings back...
- Ex-wife?
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- Yeah, my fifth. Or was it my fifth?
- Your f...
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Yeah, it was the fifth.
It was the fifth.
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00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:41,364
She always had a dream of skating...
240
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,866
professionally...
241
00:14:44,742 --> 00:14:46,786
- in the roller derby.
- Roller derby?
242
00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:51,416
Yeah. And it was hard watching her
build her hopes up for those tryouts,
243
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,960
you know, and then fail.
244
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:57,588
She never got it.
She fell on her tushy all the time.
245
00:14:57,672 --> 00:14:58,715
Al.
246
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,592
So she tried a little ice skating,
247
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:04,220
but it wasn't the same,
it wasn't the same.
248
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,014
Finally we broke up.
249
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,059
Are you telling me that
you broke up with your fifth wife...
250
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:13,354
because she couldn't get
into the roller derby game?
251
00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:15,315
No. She ran off
with a bricklayer.
252
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:18,359
I'll tell you though.
Every time I see a roller skate,
253
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,361
- I get all choked up.
- Al.
254
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:24,866
It just goes to show you that some dreams
are supposed to stay up in the clouds.
255
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:28,244
What are you talking about?
No, you can never give up on your dreams.
256
00:15:28,369 --> 00:15:31,414
What if you build her up
and she tries and then she fails?
257
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,666
What if she doesn't fall on her tushy?
What if she succeeds?
258
00:15:33,719 --> 00:15:35,730
You can't hit a home run
if you don't come up to the plate.
259
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:38,537
- Ziggy says there's a 91% probability...
- You told me that once...
260
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,174
that you're here to go on as Hamlet.
261
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:44,135
There's nothing in here
about a singing career. Nothing!
262
00:15:44,218 --> 00:15:47,221
You're here to go on
as Hamlet. Okay?
263
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,927
- More. More!
- No.
264
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,762
- More!
- Not another one.
265
00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:30,640
- Come on. I could listen to you all night.
- Oh, darling.
266
00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:32,915
You're probably the only
person on earth who could.
267
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,060
Probably?
268
00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:37,730
Now don't get on me again about making
the rounds of agents and managers.
269
00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:38,940
But your tape.
270
00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:41,234
- It needs work.
- It's perfect.
271
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,362
Look, Jane.
272
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:49,409
If you don't believe
in your talent, nobody else is.
273
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,121
I mean, what's the worst
thing that anybody could say?
274
00:16:53,371 --> 00:16:55,123
I sound like Tiny Tim?
275
00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:57,708
Never. Now, come on.
276
00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:03,798
Did I...
Did I say something wrong?
277
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,633
Wrong?
278
00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:10,388
Oh, you're the only person I've ever
known who sees me for what I could be.
279
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,308
Nobody's ever
believed in me like you.
280
00:17:15,059 --> 00:17:16,727
Why?
281
00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:23,276
Well, what you did.
282
00:17:23,401 --> 00:17:26,154
I mean, moving to New York
and everything. That...
283
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:31,784
That took a lot of courage.
I admire you for that.
284
00:17:33,077 --> 00:17:35,163
I admire your voice.
285
00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:38,708
I admire your eyes.
286
00:17:41,252 --> 00:17:43,796
I am a very lucky woman.
287
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:46,299
You are pretty incredible.
288
00:17:46,757 --> 00:17:48,426
So are you.
289
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,027
- Hi.
- How are you?
290
00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,778
- Jane.
- Yeah?
291
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:10,531
- We've got a surprise for you.
- Hey, Janie.
292
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,700
- Ted?
- Jane!
293
00:18:12,783 --> 00:18:17,163
It is so good to see you. Zowie!
294
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,749
You look, uh, different.
295
00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:23,063
- I like it. I like it.
- Well, you haven't changed a bit.
296
00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:28,508
Uh, Ted, I'd like you
to meet my friend, Joe Thurlow.
297
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:31,135
Joe. You know, when you left,
298
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,971
Cleveland lost its prettiest girl.
299
00:18:34,055 --> 00:18:36,307
When you left,
Cleveland lost its biggest liar.
300
00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:39,060
No, no, no.
I'm telling you the truth.
301
00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:41,229
How could you leave, Jane?
302
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,105
Well,
I'm sure you haven't been lonely.
303
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,775
- I've been very lonely.
- So, Ted.
304
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,693
What business are you in?
305
00:18:47,818 --> 00:18:53,199
Uh, oh, I, uh...
I run a little, uh, textiles operation.
306
00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:57,328
Little? Ted's company
employs 2,000 people.
307
00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:00,331
My biggest customer is the U.S. Army.
308
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:05,378
And, boy, do they run through
uniforms in Vietnam, I can tell you.
309
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,088
You sound like that's a good thing.
310
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,508
Watch out, Ted.
Joe's one of the war protesters.
311
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:16,013
Ah, so, uh, you're anti-American.
312
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:18,057
No. Actually,
I'm just the opposite.
313
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:22,562
I just think that this war is gonna cost
us in more ways than you could imagine.
314
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:23,938
Now, look, you two, please.
315
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,607
You hippies think you have so
much to say about what's right.
316
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,515
Why can't you just
keep your mouth shut?
317
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:30,695
Freedom of speech is
my fundamental right.
318
00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,239
Yeah. Well, men lost their lives
defending that right.
319
00:19:33,364 --> 00:19:35,741
And a lot more are gonna
lose their lives needlessly.
320
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:38,619
You know, you're a coward.
321
00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:41,081
- What is your draft status, anyway?
- Oh, what do you know?
322
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,624
Joe, they're playing our song.
323
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,546
Excuse us, Ted.
324
00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:55,177
- My Cherie is our song?
- It is now.
325
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,308
- Punk.
- Our plan's not working.
326
00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:02,893
Uh, just give it some time.
327
00:20:02,977 --> 00:20:06,731
Why do you two have to be so sneaky?
Neil, just ask her to come home.
328
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,858
And, Ted, just ask her to marry you.
329
00:20:08,983 --> 00:20:12,361
What? Tell the truth?
No.
330
00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:17,158
Darling, I know you feel
she'd be safer in Cleveland, but...
331
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,660
maybe she's really found love.
332
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,622
- She thinks she's found love.
- Take it from me.
333
00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:24,790
This relationship is doomed.
334
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:29,295
A 25-year spread in age
is just too much to overcome.
335
00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:32,673
Joe is bound to get tired of her.
336
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,344
And when he does, I'll be there.
337
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,146
Excuse me.
338
00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:49,523
May I cut in, young man?
339
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,370
Joe. What a coincidence
running into you here.
340
00:21:02,453 --> 00:21:04,914
Yeah. Hi.
341
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:09,460
Wow, Nehru jackets are so sexy.
342
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,255
Yeah. Well, I'll, uh,
I'll see you tomorrow.
343
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:18,135
You know, I remember
when you could dance to music.
344
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,637
You still can.
345
00:21:19,762 --> 00:21:23,432
Yeah, well, maybe you can.
And your friend.
346
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:28,688
Speaking of which, uh,
doesn't he strike you as a little, uh...
347
00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,106
Young?
348
00:21:30,231 --> 00:21:31,899
Well, uh, now that you mention it.
349
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:36,487
Don't you think you'd be happier
with somebody a little more, uh, mature,
350
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:39,031
well-seasoned,
debonair, charming?
351
00:21:39,156 --> 00:21:42,702
- Oh, you mean like you?
- You flatter me. Thank you.
352
00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:45,579
I'm happy with Joe.
353
00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:48,499
I'm happy that you're happy.
354
00:21:48,582 --> 00:21:52,503
So, I guess we're, uh...
we're all happy.
355
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:57,675
Neil tells me that you've
got a singing career going.
356
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,887
I know how tough that must be
to get something like that started.
357
00:22:01,971 --> 00:22:03,723
Especially, uh...
358
00:22:04,348 --> 00:22:06,809
You mean, in the over-40 crowd?
359
00:22:07,518 --> 00:22:09,687
A lot of people
get started late in life.
360
00:22:09,812 --> 00:22:13,190
I'm not gonna turn 50
and act like an old grandmother,
361
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:17,361
even though that is
what I'm about to become.
362
00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:21,240
Old? No, no, no, not you. Come on.
363
00:22:21,323 --> 00:22:23,492
Hey, you know,
I have a brainstorm.
364
00:22:23,617 --> 00:22:28,122
Why don't you come back to Cleveland
and sing? People love you there.
365
00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:30,791
People love me here.
366
00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:40,551
You must think your
mother's lost her mind,
367
00:22:40,634 --> 00:22:42,511
coming to New York to
become a singer, right?
368
00:22:42,546 --> 00:22:44,430
- I wouldn't say that.
- Why would you say that?
369
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,016
Look. Why don't we, uh...
370
00:22:47,308 --> 00:22:48,976
Why don't we all be honest here.
371
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,187
You came to bring your mother
back to Cleveland, right?
372
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:55,399
Jane is a terrific singer.
She deserves to have a chance at success.
373
00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,818
Most women her age
take up watercolors.
374
00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,772
Most women don't have her voice.
375
00:22:59,803 --> 00:23:01,528
Look, we just don't want
to see her disappointed.
376
00:23:01,553 --> 00:23:02,522
Or hurt.
377
00:23:02,573 --> 00:23:04,533
You know, at her age,
she might not get over it.
378
00:23:04,658 --> 00:23:07,745
What she might not get over is knowing
whether she could've made it or not,
379
00:23:07,828 --> 00:23:09,163
because you wouldn't
let her try.
380
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:12,583
Look, I've been listening to her
sing around the house my whole life.
381
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:17,046
I love her, but she is nothing special.
382
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,300
All right. I'll tell you what.
383
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,762
If I can prove to you
that she has talent,
384
00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:26,472
that she's special,
385
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,350
will you go back
to Cleveland, alone?
386
00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:31,097
- No. I don't know. That's...
- You're on.
387
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,437
- Liz?
- Look, we're not being objective.
388
00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:36,482
I mean, your mother thought you
were too messy to be an accountant.
389
00:23:36,607 --> 00:23:38,484
Didn't even think you'd
pass the C.P.A. exam.
390
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,528
Well, she was wrong.
I showed her.
391
00:23:40,611 --> 00:23:42,696
Yeah. Now it's her turn.
Let her show you.
392
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,323
We accept your challenge.
393
00:23:44,782 --> 00:23:46,283
Right, Neil?
394
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,329
I... All right.
395
00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,211
Joe? Where's he going?
396
00:23:57,628 --> 00:24:00,297
Sure, man. Thanks.
I-I really appreciate it.
397
00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:01,799
What's going on?
398
00:24:01,882 --> 00:24:04,009
I just talked to the band leader
and asked him if you could sing.
399
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:05,511
And he's all for it.
400
00:24:05,803 --> 00:24:07,680
They know The Look
of Love It's all set.
401
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,807
- I can't.
- What?
402
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,476
You just sang for me and you were terrific!
Now, come on.
403
00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:14,228
For me.
404
00:24:15,938 --> 00:24:20,109
- Okay. Let me put on some lipstick.
- Mom, don't do this to yourself.
405
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,361
Look around.
This is not your living room.
406
00:24:28,450 --> 00:24:29,910
It's all right.
407
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:32,663
The Black Light Club
introduces a fab new singer.
408
00:24:32,788 --> 00:24:36,000
Everybody, let's give it up
for Jane Lindhurst!
409
00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:00,858
Start singing.
410
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,693
Oh, no.
411
00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:05,821
This is even more
embarrassing than I thought.
412
00:25:09,491 --> 00:25:11,201
I-I can't.
413
00:25:13,537 --> 00:25:16,610
What's wrong?
Come on, mellow out.
414
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,844
Gee, she's really upset.
415
00:25:25,049 --> 00:25:27,426
I'm sorry. I, uh...
416
00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:32,556
I feel like such a fool.
417
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,102
It's my fault. I should've
given you more time.
418
00:25:37,186 --> 00:25:42,524
Oh, give me a hundred years.
I still wouldn't have been ready.
419
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:48,322
Look, I don't believe that. An hour ago
you felt really great about singing.
420
00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:53,577
It's one thing singing for somebody
you know, you, the kids.
421
00:25:53,661 --> 00:25:55,496
But this is New York.
422
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,665
Neil's right.
423
00:25:58,499 --> 00:26:00,960
Why am I putting
myself through this?
424
00:26:01,919 --> 00:26:03,504
Because it's something you want.
425
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:07,508
It's okay to want something for yourself.
It's okay to want success.
426
00:26:07,591 --> 00:26:09,969
It's even okay for Neil
to be wrong about you.
427
00:26:10,052 --> 00:26:12,972
Neil only wants
what's right for her, Joe.
428
00:26:13,055 --> 00:26:15,099
Neil wants what's best for Neil.
429
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,977
You're saying her son wants to hurt her?
430
00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:21,605
No. I'm just saying he only wants her
to do what makes him comfortable.
431
00:26:21,772 --> 00:26:25,526
Listen to me. Neil has got to let go.
432
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,486
He's gotta let you
live your own life.
433
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,406
And you've gotta help him,
'cause he's never gonna do it by himself.
434
00:26:30,531 --> 00:26:32,950
Boyfriends come and go, Joe.
435
00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:36,453
But her son will
always be there for her.
436
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,497
Ted's right.
437
00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:42,793
I-I can't cut Neil out of my life.
438
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:45,838
I didn't say that.
I just don't think that he should con...
439
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,133
Sorry, I-I didn't mean
to cause a problem.
440
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:50,342
Yeah.
441
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,055
Love's a funny thing, huh?
442
00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:59,268
- Makes you do strange things.
- Oh, hell, Al. It's not Neil's fault.
443
00:26:59,935 --> 00:27:03,480
- He thinks he's doing the right thing.
- What do you think?
444
00:27:04,815 --> 00:27:06,775
I... I don't know.
445
00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:11,196
You've known her for one day.
Neil has known her his entire life.
446
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,533
And you push her too hard, and she's
gonna wish she'd never even known you.
447
00:27:14,616 --> 00:27:19,496
Well, I may not have the answer, Al,
but that doesn't mean that Neil does.
448
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:21,373
- You shouldn't even be here.
- Huh?
449
00:27:21,457 --> 00:27:24,626
- You should be rehearsing Shakespeare.
- Oh, come on.
450
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,503
You're not here to help her.
451
00:27:33,135 --> 00:27:34,595
Where's Mom?
452
00:27:35,471 --> 00:27:38,515
She had to, uh, powder her nose.
453
00:27:40,309 --> 00:27:44,313
Oh, uh, my nose
is a little shiny too. Excuse me.
454
00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:53,614
Don't feel bad.
You meant well.
455
00:28:00,788 --> 00:28:03,040
So, Joe.
I believe you owe me an apology.
456
00:28:03,165 --> 00:28:05,417
What were you afraid of anyway?
That she'd be good?
457
00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:08,545
What I'm afraid of is you.
You live with my mother,
458
00:28:08,629 --> 00:28:11,590
you're younger than me,
and you don't have a job.
459
00:28:12,508 --> 00:28:14,468
Ah, the triple threat.
460
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,386
I'm not sponging off of her.
461
00:28:16,512 --> 00:28:18,722
Well,
how much rent are you paying her?
462
00:28:18,806 --> 00:28:21,517
- What does that have to do with...
- I thought so.
463
00:28:21,642 --> 00:28:24,895
- I'm not a gigolo.
- Oh, come on, Joe.
464
00:28:24,978 --> 00:28:27,773
I mean, when are you
gonna get a real job, huh?
465
00:28:27,898 --> 00:28:29,134
I'm an actor.
466
00:28:29,566 --> 00:28:31,568
Okay, I may not be a C.P.A...
467
00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:34,321
or own a huge corporation
and wear three-piece suits,
468
00:28:34,404 --> 00:28:36,198
but acting is legitimate work.
469
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:38,992
Yeah, I knew a guy once
who called himself an actor.
470
00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:42,663
The only acting he ever did is when
he called home to borrow money.
471
00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:47,167
Died broke. Drained his family.
Broke his poor mother's heart.
472
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:51,004
I'm doing a play tomorrow night.
It's off-Broadway, and it pays.
473
00:28:51,088 --> 00:28:52,506
Off-Broadway?
474
00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:54,049
It's Hamlet.
475
00:28:54,174 --> 00:28:57,553
Oh, Hamlet. No kidding?
Very impressive.
476
00:28:57,678 --> 00:29:00,180
Why don't you come see it
and judge for yourself?
477
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:04,017
Well, thanks for the invitation,
old man. Count me in.
478
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:07,771
How about you, Neil?
Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
479
00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:11,024
Uh, Neil, don't you think
we ought to get going?
480
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,651
Because you have
to be back at work
481
00:29:12,734 --> 00:29:14,528
and we have an early train
to catch tomorrow morning.
482
00:29:14,611 --> 00:29:18,907
No, we don't. We're gonna take the
red-eye tomorrow night, after the show.
483
00:29:19,032 --> 00:29:20,075
Show?
484
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:23,162
Yes. Uh, Joe here has invited
us all to the theater.
485
00:29:23,287 --> 00:29:25,914
Well, Joe, isn't that sweet?
486
00:29:26,415 --> 00:29:29,293
He's persistent.
You gotta give him that.
487
00:29:29,418 --> 00:29:31,420
Yes, I suppose I do.
488
00:29:40,929 --> 00:29:45,434
After the club, I hoped that maybe dinner
would give me a chance to win Neil over.
489
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:47,853
Unfortunately, it didn't work.
490
00:29:48,437 --> 00:29:50,856
The next day,
I thought it would be a good idea...
491
00:29:50,981 --> 00:29:54,610
to give Jane some time alone with her
family and sent them off shopping.
492
00:29:54,943 --> 00:29:56,445
And as much as I wanted to go along,
493
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:59,114
I thought the only way
to make a good impression
494
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:02,159
was to show them that
I was a good actor.
495
00:30:02,576 --> 00:30:04,620
However,
no matter how hard I tried,
496
00:30:04,745 --> 00:30:07,748
only one thought kept
running through my mind:
497
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:13,420
"Did people throw rotten vegetables
at bad actors in the '60s? '"
498
00:30:13,503 --> 00:30:16,381
- Say, what kind of joint is this?
- It's an art house.
499
00:30:16,465 --> 00:30:18,634
Well, tell Art to get a real theater.
500
00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:22,804
Look, Neil, it doesn't matter
what kind of theater it is.
501
00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:25,474
It just matters
what's up on the stage.
502
00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:27,601
Well, that's very nice
of you to say, Ted.
503
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:30,145
Oh, Neil, could you get me
a program? I didn't get one.
504
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,564
- Oh, I'll get it.
- I'm gonna help him.
505
00:30:32,689 --> 00:30:34,107
Excuse me.
506
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:41,198
Say, Ted.
Whose side are you on?
507
00:30:41,323 --> 00:30:45,327
Take a look. I've seen slums
with more class than this place.
508
00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:47,788
I bet this whole thing's a joke.
509
00:30:48,121 --> 00:30:52,209
I have a feeling your mother's
in for a big disappointment.
510
00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:58,257
Two minutes, everybody.
511
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:06,098
Sam, what are you doing with that script?
You don't need that.
512
00:31:06,181 --> 00:31:08,100
- I know.
- You've got a photographic memory.
513
00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:09,785
I know, I do.
But I'm just a little nervous.
514
00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:13,146
- Give me a break. I mean, this is...
- Okay, everybody. Listen up. On stage.
515
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:19,027
Now, these are desperate times.
The competition is fierce.
516
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:21,238
And we're getting lost in the shuffle.
517
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:25,701
I'm sorry to tell you this,
but tonight will be the last performance.
518
00:31:25,826 --> 00:31:28,129
- What? You're kidding.
- Unless... Unless...
519
00:31:28,199 --> 00:31:31,039
we are willing to make
drastic changes immediately.
520
00:31:31,164 --> 00:31:32,165
Like what?
521
00:31:32,249 --> 00:31:33,875
- Do you trust me?
- Absolutely.
522
00:31:34,001 --> 00:31:37,671
All right. We must be courageous.
We must be innovative.
523
00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,256
We must be...
524
00:31:39,339 --> 00:31:43,241
- nude!
- Oh, wow! Dynamite! That's great!
525
00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:47,055
Just wait a second here, uh, I...
This must be why Joe never went on.
526
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:50,058
Joe, you heard him.
We'll all be out of a job tomorrow!
527
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,185
- I've got two kids to support.
- Count me in.
528
00:31:52,269 --> 00:31:54,396
All right. All right.
Bring the house lights down!
529
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:59,026
Joe, uh, is it my imagination or do
I detect a trace of hesitation here?
530
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:01,028
You're not gonna
let us down, are you?
531
00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:03,155
No, I-I just don't think
that nudity is the solution.
532
00:32:03,238 --> 00:32:04,990
No, wait a minute.
I-I just feel we don't...
533
00:32:05,073 --> 00:32:06,283
Why don't you just try it?
534
00:32:06,408 --> 00:32:08,785
- Give me that! Give me that!
- All right. Ready?
535
00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:10,329
- Places.
- Woo-hoo!
536
00:32:10,454 --> 00:32:12,497
And, uh, curtain.
537
00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:17,169
- Al, I can't...
- Huh?
538
00:32:17,252 --> 00:32:18,712
I can't do this.
539
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,881
What do you mean
you can't do this?
540
00:32:20,964 --> 00:32:24,301
You got... This is Joe's big break.
This is everybody's big break.
541
00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:27,420
This is why you're here.
Now, come on, don't blow it.
542
00:32:27,452 --> 00:32:28,764
What about Jane's family?
543
00:32:28,834 --> 00:32:30,256
Hey, your mustache looks
stupid and your beard.
544
00:32:30,307 --> 00:32:33,018
Jane's family, it doesn't matter.
This is 1969.
545
00:32:33,143 --> 00:32:35,228
Everybody was nude on the stage.
546
00:32:35,312 --> 00:32:38,273
Oh! Calcutta! uh, Hair.
All that stuff.
547
00:32:38,398 --> 00:32:40,817
Come on. Don't be a prude.
Now, get out there!
548
00:32:57,334 --> 00:33:00,754
But now, my cousin Hamlet,
and my son.
549
00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:05,467
That's your cue!
Get out there! Hurry up!
550
00:33:06,259 --> 00:33:08,929
Sam, that's your cue. Go!
551
00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:13,350
Well, good night.
If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
552
00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:14,476
Come on.
553
00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:17,646
The rivals of my watch,
bid them make haste.
554
00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,065
I think I hear them.
555
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:26,947
A little more than kin
and less than kind.
556
00:33:30,784 --> 00:33:31,910
Oh, boy.
557
00:33:31,993 --> 00:33:36,873
Not so, my lord.
I am too much in the sun.
558
00:33:36,957 --> 00:33:38,834
Oh, I die.
559
00:33:39,501 --> 00:33:41,128
Horatio...
560
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:47,467
the potent poison
quite o'er-crows my spirit.
561
00:33:49,845 --> 00:33:53,765
I cannot live to hear
the news from England.
562
00:33:55,725 --> 00:34:00,689
But I do prophesy
the election lights on Fortinbras.
563
00:34:01,982 --> 00:34:04,568
He has my dying voice.
564
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,697
The soldiers' music and the rites of war...
565
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,699
speak loudly for him.
566
00:34:10,907 --> 00:34:15,704
Take the bodies.
Such a sight as this becomes the field,
567
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,832
but here shows much amiss.
568
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:23,128
Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
569
00:34:28,383 --> 00:34:31,344
Wow. What a way to make a living.
570
00:34:31,428 --> 00:34:34,431
Well, I'm proud of Joe.
What he did took courage.
571
00:34:34,514 --> 00:34:36,766
Or drugs. Lots of them.
572
00:34:36,892 --> 00:34:41,104
I found their performances
very... moving.
573
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:45,484
Well, yeah. They moved, all right,
and jiggled and flapped a bit.
574
00:34:45,609 --> 00:34:48,445
- Neil!
- Sorry, Mom, but it's true.
575
00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:51,448
I'm going backstage
to congratulate Joe.
576
00:34:57,579 --> 00:35:00,624
I have never been
so totally and completely...
577
00:35:00,749 --> 00:35:03,752
humiliated in my life.
578
00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:05,712
What are you complaining about?
579
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,422
- You should be proud.
- What?
580
00:35:07,547 --> 00:35:10,425
- That audience was riveted.
- Oh, please.
581
00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:14,054
It was like they were watching...
a car wreck.
582
00:35:14,179 --> 00:35:18,141
Like it was horrible, but you were
too fascinated to look away.
583
00:35:18,934 --> 00:35:22,103
Thank you.
Thank you for your support.
584
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:24,773
There were some nice things
on that stage.
585
00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,399
As a matter of fact,
there were two nice things.
586
00:35:26,483 --> 00:35:28,068
- Al.
- Yeah.
587
00:35:28,568 --> 00:35:29,945
Hi.
588
00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:32,781
- Ophelia.
- Petra, hi.
589
00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:35,825
Oh, Joe!
590
00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:39,788
- Joe!
- Jane!
591
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:40,872
Mom!
592
00:35:40,997 --> 00:35:43,083
Ted!
Uh, Jane.
593
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,126
- Ophelia.
- Neil!
594
00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:46,795
Oh, boy.
595
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:55,637
- Well, that was certainly illuminating.
- Oh, shut up, Ted!
596
00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:58,890
- Petra.
- No, Sam. No.
597
00:35:58,974 --> 00:36:01,643
- See you later. See you later.
- Sam, I don't believe you!
598
00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:04,354
- Oh, my God.
- Al, I think I've lost Jane.
599
00:36:04,437 --> 00:36:06,189
You lost Jane?
You've lost you're mind!
600
00:36:06,273 --> 00:36:07,983
Kicking that beautiful
Ophelia with nothing on.
601
00:36:08,108 --> 00:36:10,235
So what? What does that
have to do with anything?
602
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:13,905
No! No, I mean it.
Now, go away. I'm not foolin' around!
603
00:36:13,989 --> 00:36:18,201
It's, uh, Rob Jackson
from Rosenfeld and Adams.
604
00:36:18,952 --> 00:36:20,495
- Rosenfeld and Guilden...
- What is that?
605
00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:23,039
Oh, wait. Whoa! Open the door!
That's an agent!
606
00:36:23,164 --> 00:36:24,833
- Oh, man.
- Hurry up!
607
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:27,335
- Uh, hi.
- Hi.
608
00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:30,422
Mr. Jackson, I'm sorry,
I, uh, I'm just getting dressed here.
609
00:36:30,505 --> 00:36:33,174
Come on... Come on in here. I'll just
be a second. What's goin' on with Jane?
610
00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:37,178
Yeah. I think you, uh, you did a great
job tonight, all things considered.
611
00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:39,389
Oh, well. Thank you.
612
00:36:39,514 --> 00:36:41,766
Uh, Sam, Ziggy says you've
gotta do something drastic.
613
00:36:41,891 --> 00:36:43,893
- Or else it's adios, bye-bye!
- No.
614
00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:48,940
Yes, really. Uh, in fact, I think you'd be
perfect for this job we're about to cast.
615
00:36:49,149 --> 00:36:53,278
Really? You-You really think
that my acting was that good, huh?
616
00:36:53,361 --> 00:36:55,697
Oh, your acting was, uh, was fine.
617
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:58,158
But what I'm really
interested in is your look.
618
00:36:58,241 --> 00:37:01,119
Uh, you see, we're looking
for the new Boxer Boy.
619
00:37:01,494 --> 00:37:05,540
You know, Boxer Boy Underwear?
"Lasts a lifetime plus 10 years"?
620
00:37:05,665 --> 00:37:07,375
Yeah, hey,
I've still got a pair of those.
621
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:09,336
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
622
00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:13,006
Well, I think I am looking at the
new Boxer Boy. What do you say?
623
00:37:13,089 --> 00:37:17,886
Sam, this is great. Ziggy says that this
sets Joe... uh, sets you up for life.
624
00:37:18,225 --> 00:37:19,977
I'm sorry, I don't think I can do it.
625
00:37:20,055 --> 00:37:22,030
- What?
- I'm sorry. Let me ask you though.
626
00:37:22,098 --> 00:37:24,434
- Is there like a jingle?
- Yeah.
627
00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:26,978
- You got a singer for that yet?
- No, not yet.
628
00:37:27,062 --> 00:37:32,400
Okay, well, I can't sign with you
unless you sign a terrific singer too.
629
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,779
Sam, Ziggy said "drastic,"
not "overboard."
630
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,656
You're shooting down
Joe's whole life here.
631
00:37:37,739 --> 00:37:40,190
I get it. You're talkin'
about what's-her-name,
632
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,410
the one who plays
Ophelia, right?
633
00:37:42,535 --> 00:37:45,789
No, no, no.
Her name is Jane Lindhurst.
634
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,541
Sam, you're taking
chivalry a bit too far.
635
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:51,586
- Well I'd have to hear her sing first.
- Okay. All right.
636
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,879
I can arrange for that.
637
00:37:52,962 --> 00:37:55,715
How you gonna do that?
She's taking the 12:01 to Cleveland.
638
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,468
Tell you what.
You meet me at the Black Light,
639
00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:00,595
the Black Light Club,
in an hour, okay?
640
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:03,765
And, uh, I'm gonna go find her
and I'll tell her the good news.
641
00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:05,975
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
642
00:38:12,065 --> 00:38:15,026
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
643
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,954
Don't you have any newer pictures of me?
I've changed a little.
644
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:32,544
Sometimes I wish that you could've
stayed five and I could've stayed 25.
645
00:38:32,585 --> 00:38:34,754
Oh. Not me.
646
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:38,550
That was the year that I-I broke
Great-grandma's platter. What was it?
647
00:38:39,134 --> 00:38:41,845
Bavarian and priceless.
648
00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:44,931
Bavarian and priceless,
that's right.
649
00:38:45,181 --> 00:38:48,351
I lied. I said Billy broke
it, and you knew better.
650
00:38:48,685 --> 00:38:51,438
Oh, I spent a whole lot of time
in the corner over that one.
651
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:56,025
That was the first fib
you ever told me.
652
00:38:56,651 --> 00:38:58,027
You know, you used to say that...
653
00:38:58,111 --> 00:39:03,408
the only thing worse than lying to
other people was lying to yourself.
654
00:39:04,534 --> 00:39:08,163
I didn't understand
what you meant then,
655
00:39:08,288 --> 00:39:11,624
but... I do now.
656
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:15,336
You think I'm not being
honest with myself.
657
00:39:17,839 --> 00:39:19,591
Maybe you're right.
658
00:39:23,011 --> 00:39:25,054
This isn't you, Mom.
659
00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:28,767
You're not some wild, young singer.
660
00:39:32,061 --> 00:39:35,023
Don't you think it's time
that you came home?
661
00:39:45,909 --> 00:39:48,161
Well, here we are
on the street again.
662
00:39:48,369 --> 00:39:50,830
How come there are
eight billion cabs in New York City,
663
00:39:50,914 --> 00:39:52,707
but you can never find one
when you want one?
664
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,667
It's the Bermuda
Triangle, New York.
665
00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,294
- Never mind.
- What?
666
00:39:58,171 --> 00:40:01,090
And how come you didn't tell me earlier
that she was gonna take the train?
667
00:40:01,216 --> 00:40:03,426
I told you as soon as I found out.
668
00:40:03,551 --> 00:40:06,179
Now, listen.
What do you think is gonna happen
669
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:09,599
if Jane starts to sing for
this agent and she can't?
670
00:40:10,183 --> 00:40:12,727
- I say she can.
- Well, you don't know.
671
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:15,104
She could be blowing
two careers instead of one.
672
00:40:15,230 --> 00:40:17,273
How do you think she's gonna
feel about that afterwards?
673
00:40:17,357 --> 00:40:19,651
How do you think Joe
is gonna feel about that?
674
00:40:19,776 --> 00:40:22,654
J-Joe is gonna feel miserable
if he doesn't help her.
675
00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:26,699
You know, I hate it
when you're right.
676
00:40:27,408 --> 00:40:28,827
- What?
- Uh-oh.
677
00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:31,621
Looks like she's starting to
leave, Sam. Go, go, go.
678
00:40:32,747 --> 00:40:36,000
Come on, shake a leg, Janie.
Shake a leg, come on.
679
00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:39,045
All right, that's it.
680
00:40:42,715 --> 00:40:45,426
Jane! Wait a second! Wait a second!
681
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,470
- Oh, no.
- You can't run out on me like this.
682
00:40:47,554 --> 00:40:49,222
You gotta give me a
chance to explain.
683
00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:51,266
What's to explain? You're 25.
684
00:40:51,391 --> 00:40:52,892
She's 25. It's only natural.
685
00:40:52,976 --> 00:40:54,535
Yeah, but nothing happened!
686
00:40:54,644 --> 00:40:56,521
I didn't invite Petra to my room.
She invited herself.
687
00:40:56,604 --> 00:40:57,689
Come on, Mom.
688
00:40:57,772 --> 00:40:59,732
If it isn't Petra,
it'll be somebody else.
689
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:02,402
And then one day
you'll stop turning them down.
690
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:06,197
I can't compete. The only thing
that sags on her are her morals.
691
00:41:06,322 --> 00:41:07,824
You're going downhill, Sam.
692
00:41:07,949 --> 00:41:09,576
Look. Look.
What about your career?
693
00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:12,161
If you're not gonna stay here for
us, at least stay for yourself.
694
00:41:12,245 --> 00:41:13,538
Give your career a chance.
695
00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:17,083
- I did and I failed.
- Look, you only froze once!
696
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:24,173
Jane! Jane! Excuse me.
697
00:41:24,299 --> 00:41:26,092
Jane, listen to me.
698
00:41:27,135 --> 00:41:31,222
Lots of people fail their first time out.
Don't give up on yourself.
699
00:41:31,306 --> 00:41:34,976
- Joe, we have to make a train.
- Shut up, Ted. I'm not talkin' to you.
700
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:37,812
- Now you take your hands off her...
- Or what?
701
00:41:37,937 --> 00:41:40,607
- Or this!
- Joe!
702
00:41:42,025 --> 00:41:44,319
- Ted! Ted, no! Stop!
- Get up, you draft-dodging...
703
00:41:44,444 --> 00:41:46,446
Stop! Stop, you two! Stop it!
704
00:41:46,696 --> 00:41:49,198
Just leave us alone a minute.
Get in the cab.
705
00:41:49,282 --> 00:41:51,701
Joe, are you all right? Joe.
706
00:41:51,784 --> 00:41:54,829
You're lucky he didn't give you
a flying noodle kick, you nozzle.
707
00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:57,790
I know you think I'm crazy
for going on tonight, but I had to.
708
00:41:57,874 --> 00:42:01,753
A lot of people were depending upon me.
There was an agent in the audience.
709
00:42:01,878 --> 00:42:03,880
Some guy from Rosenfeld and Adams.
710
00:42:04,005 --> 00:42:06,007
And he thinks that I...
711
00:42:06,633 --> 00:42:09,469
that I could be the next Boxer Boy.
712
00:42:09,552 --> 00:42:12,430
You mean the shorts that last a
lifetime plus 10 years?
713
00:42:12,555 --> 00:42:16,225
Yes. Yeah. That-That's it.
I'll be set.
714
00:42:16,643 --> 00:42:20,104
We'd be set. I know
it's not Shakespeare, but it's a job.
715
00:42:20,229 --> 00:42:23,358
Yes. I'm-I'm real happy
that one of us could make it big.
716
00:42:23,483 --> 00:42:25,068
No, no, no.
You don't understand.
717
00:42:25,193 --> 00:42:28,363
I told him I wouldn't sign with him
unless he signed you too.
718
00:42:28,571 --> 00:42:30,406
He wants to hear you sing.
719
00:42:30,531 --> 00:42:33,201
- Oh, no, Joe. I can't let you do that.
- It's too late. I already did it.
720
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:35,244
No, I couldn't possibly
jeopardize your...
721
00:42:35,328 --> 00:42:36,746
Jane. Jane.
722
00:42:36,996 --> 00:42:41,459
- We deserve a chance.
- Action speaks louder than words, Sam.
723
00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:45,880
What kind of a life?
I mean, what about kids, or what...
724
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,465
Attaboy.
725
00:42:49,884 --> 00:42:52,387
Nobody knows what the future holds.
726
00:42:52,762 --> 00:42:54,722
I could be dead tomorrow,
727
00:42:56,057 --> 00:42:58,559
or we could live together
for the next 50 years.
728
00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,938
Take a chance.
729
00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,948
- Oh, Joe.
- Now, now, now.
730
00:43:12,031 --> 00:43:15,368
- Joe, no. I can't. I really can't.
- Listen to me. Listen to me.
731
00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:19,998
No matter how you do,
I'll still love you.
732
00:43:27,922 --> 00:43:30,049
Okay.
Okay. Now, give 'em hell.
733
00:43:30,133 --> 00:43:31,551
All right.
734
00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:42,663
She's good.
735
00:44:49,545 --> 00:44:52,757
Sam, you did it.
You did it.
736
00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:55,802
Jane and Joe sign
with Rosenfeld and Adams.
737
00:44:55,885 --> 00:44:57,887
And then in a week
they get married,
738
00:44:57,970 --> 00:45:02,518
and then Joe goes on to make a
fortune selling underwear on TV.
739
00:45:03,726 --> 00:45:05,228
What about Jane?
740
00:45:05,728 --> 00:45:08,314
Well, she doesn't
have much of a career.
741
00:45:08,397 --> 00:45:10,566
But, you know,
she does a couple of commercials.
742
00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:12,443
Sings with a band
every once in a while.
743
00:45:12,527 --> 00:45:15,863
And she's happy.
That's the thing, she's really happy.
744
00:45:40,513 --> 00:45:42,348
Go! Go!
745
00:45:46,185 --> 00:45:48,354
Oh, boy!59774
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