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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:04,003 ♪ 2 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:48,781 -BRENDAN. 3 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:49,948 WHAT IS UP, MAN? 4 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,317 -CORY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 5 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,789 ARE YOU SOMEWHERE YOU CAN HAVE A SERIOUS TALK RIGHT NOW? 6 00:00:56,791 --> 00:01:00,259 -UH, YEAH. DEFINITELY. 7 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,860 -I NEED YOU TO COME TO L.A. 8 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,429 I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING, OKAY, LIKE FLIGHTS AND ALL THAT. 9 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:04,963 YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING. 10 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,665 -WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? IS EVERYTHING -- 11 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,902 -CORY... 12 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:12,004 I'M GAY. 13 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,408 -I KNOW. -WHAT? 14 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,876 -YOU'RE GAY. -HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M GAY? 15 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,912 YOU DON'T KNOW I AM. -HMM? 16 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,480 -HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN I'M GAY? 17 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,915 -WELL, WE MET, WHAT, 18 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:24,616 FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE, SO... 19 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,518 -WELL, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 20 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,954 -WHY DIDN'T I TELL YOU YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? 21 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,689 -I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CALM YOU ARE ABOUT THIS. 22 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,291 -YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT SUBTLE. 23 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:33,725 -UH, WHAT ABOUT ME IS GAY? 24 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,428 -ARE YOU -- ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW? 25 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,297 -THIS IS -- THIS IS MY WHOLE LIFE HERE. 26 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:39,765 -OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 27 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:40,866 I'M JUST -- 28 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,935 I'M GLAD IT'S OUT, REALLY. 29 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:43,936 HOW'D YOUR PARENTS TAKE IT? 30 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,772 -IT'S NOT... 31 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,941 IT'S... 32 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,642 IT'S NOT OUT. 33 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,711 I-I-I'M NOT OUT. 34 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,714 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE EVER SAID IT OUT LOUD TO. 35 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,483 DUDE, THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO COME HERE. 36 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,551 I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY, AND THE NEW SEASON OF MY SHOW 37 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,019 STARTS ON SUNDAY. 38 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,989 AND MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE IN TOWN FOR THE PREMIERE PARTY. 39 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,827 I'M JUST GONNA NEED YOU HERE AS EM-- 40 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,697 AS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE CONTROL. 41 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:16,468 [ TOILET FLUSHING ] 42 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:21,273 DID I JU-- DID I JUST HEAR A TOILET FLUSH? 43 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,708 -UH... 44 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:25,744 ♪ 45 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,165 ALL RIGHT. 46 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,467 -♪ THIS GROWING OLD IS GETTING OLD ♪ 47 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:51,537 ♪ I OFTEN FIND MYSELF HERE THINKING ♪ 48 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,006 ♪ ABOUT THE BIRDS THE BOATS, ♪ 49 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:58,010 ♪ THE PAST LOVES THAT FLEW AWAY OR STARTED SINKING ♪ 50 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,379 ♪ AND IT'S CRAZY HERE WITHOUT YOU ♪ 51 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:03,549 ♪ I USED TO THINK THIS ALL WAS OURS ♪ 52 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:06,818 ♪ WE'D STAY UP LATE, DEBATE ON HOW WE'D FIND OUR WAY ♪ 53 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:11,890 ♪ YOU'D SAY, "IT'S ALL UP IN THE STARS" ♪ 54 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:15,394 ♪ WELL, SOME NIGHTS, I RULE THE WORLD ♪ 55 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:18,130 ♪ WITH BAR LIGHTS AND PRETTY GIRLS ♪ 56 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:20,132 ♪ BUT MOST NIGHTS, I STAY STRAIGHT ♪ 57 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:23,869 ♪ AND THINK ABOUT MY MOM 58 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,372 ♪ OH, GOD, I MISS HER SO MUCH 59 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,812 ♪ AND THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THE STREET ♪ 60 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,348 ♪ THEY'RE COMIN' UP TO ME 61 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:42,354 ♪ AND THEY'RE TELLIN' ME THAT THEY LIKE WHAT I DO NOW ♪ 62 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:45,457 ♪ AND SO I TRIED MY BEST WHEN I TOOK THE FALL ♪ 63 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:48,961 ♪ AND GET RIGHT BACK UP, BACK IN YOUR ARMS ♪ 64 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:54,700 ♪ IF YOU'RE OUT HERE, WHY DO I MISS YOU SO MUCH? ♪ 65 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,301 -OH, GOD! OH, GOD! 66 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,237 OH, GOD! I AM SO SORRY. 67 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,605 I AM SO SORRY. 68 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,540 -WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! 69 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,809 -I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO ANYTHING! 70 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,111 -YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON, CORY. 71 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,213 -THAT'S HARSH. 72 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:25,063 -YO. FUCK -- FUCK THAT. GET OUT AND HUG ME. 73 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,799 I TRAVELED ALL THIS WAY. 74 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,234 OH, HERE IT COMES. AH! 75 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:33,538 -♪ IS COME BACK INTO YOUR ARMS ♪ 76 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,040 -FUCK, MAN! 77 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,309 FUCK! AAH! 78 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,313 [ WOMEN SCREAMING ] -BRENDAN! BRENDAN! 79 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,649 WE LOVE YOU! -OH, MY GOD! 80 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,783 -BRENDAN! 81 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,817 -DOES THAT -- DOES THAT -- 82 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,219 DOES THIS HAPPEN OFTEN? 83 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:51,123 -UM, YEAH. KINDA. 84 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,725 -WE LOVE YOU, MAN! WE LOVE YOU, BRENDAN! 85 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:57,529 YOU'RE LIKE MY FUCKING DAD, MAN! I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU! 86 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,198 -♪ THE HOLD THAT YOU HAVE ON MY HEART ♪ 87 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,867 -SO, WHEN -- 88 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,369 WHEN DO WE GET TO, LIKE, THE L.A. PART OF L.A.? 89 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:07,306 -HEH. -HEH-HEH, WHAT? 90 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,774 WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT? 91 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,342 -THERE'S JUST A FEW DIFFERENT ONES, THAT'S ALL. 92 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,677 L.A. IS -- I DON'T KNOW. 93 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,379 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A GIANT JIGSAW PUZZLE 94 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,048 THAT SOMEONE FORGOT TO ASSEMBLE. 95 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:20,852 YOU KNOW, ALL THE PIECES ARE JUST SPREAD OUT OVER THE FLOOR. 96 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,821 -WHAT'S IN BETWEEN THE PIECES? 97 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,390 -YOU -- YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. 98 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:28,226 I MEAN, THINGS... GET WEIRD. 99 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:29,661 -WEIRD? LIKE HOW WEIRD? 100 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,164 -I'M BEING DEADLY SERIOUS HERE, CORY. 101 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,966 STAY ON THE BEATEN PATH, PLEASE. 102 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,668 -OOH! 103 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,404 -VERY, VERY "OOH." 104 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:42,507 HEY, THIS IS LOS ANGELES. 105 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:46,311 THE LINE BETWEEN DREAMS AND REALITY IS... 106 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:50,148 THINNER HERE. 107 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,951 [ CACKLING LAUGHTER ECHOES ] 108 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:57,389 -♪ I-I HATE EVERYONE, I-I HATE EVERYONE ♪ 109 00:05:57,391 --> 00:06:01,927 ♪ I-I HATE EVERYONE AND NOBODY CAN HIDE ♪ 110 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,962 [ MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY ] 111 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,365 -I FEEL... 112 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,935 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR TO ME. 113 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,837 NO. NO, NO, NO. 114 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:16,308 I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING... 115 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:18,844 I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING FAIR TO ME. 116 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,880 -HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? -GABBI. 117 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,616 -I DON'T -- I DON'T UN-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 118 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:27,886 I NEED YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU COULD DO THIS TO ME. 119 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,389 ARE YOU -- IS IT JUST THAT YOU'RE THIS BROKEN? 120 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,491 ARE YOU THIS MUCH OF A SOCIOPATH? 121 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,493 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I NEED TO HEAR THE WORDS, 122 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,461 OKAY, I'M LISTENING. 123 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:39,965 -YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE NOT EXCLUSIVE. 124 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:43,101 -WE'RE NOT EXCLUSIVE?! 125 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,370 -NO. 126 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:46,638 I TOLD YOU I DID-- 127 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,207 I WASN'T READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP. 128 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,411 TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO! WE LIVE TOGETHER! 129 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:55,113 -BABY, I-I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE. 130 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,782 -NO, I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE, 131 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,785 AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA KICK ME OUT BECAUSE I AM ANGRY! 132 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:00,852 -YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL. 133 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,988 -YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, EVIL HUMAN BEING. 134 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,389 -OUT OF CONTROL. 135 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,391 -YOU ARE NOT GONNA KICK ME OUT. I AM ANGRY! 136 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,628 I AM FUCKING ANGRY! I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY! 137 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:13,799 I HAVE A FUCKING RIGHT! I HAVE A RIGHT, HEATHER! 138 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,467 I HAVE A RIGHT! 139 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:18,170 I HAVE A RIGHT. I HAVE A RIGHT. 140 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:22,707 I HAVE A RIGHT. I HAVE... 141 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,578 -GRIFFIN? 142 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,180 HIS NAME IS GRIFFIN? 143 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:29,781 -AND HE WORKS IN P.R. ON MY SHOW. 144 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,416 -AND GRIFFIN IS A FAIRY. THAT'S INTERESTING. 145 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,485 -CATCH HIM... WATCHING ME. 146 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,086 -IT'S LIKE MYTHOLOGICALLY CONFUSING, THOUGH, RIGHT? 147 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:38,290 -THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AT FIRST. 148 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,092 THEN HE KISSED ME ON THE PROP TRUCK. 149 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,528 -AW! RIGHT ON THE PROP TRUCK. 150 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,830 IS THAT -- THAT'S A GAY THING? 151 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,431 -NO, IT'S A TRUCK THEY KEEP THE PROPS ON. 152 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,666 JESUS, CORY. -AH, OKAY. 153 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,302 AND THEN WHAT? THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 154 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,670 -UM, HE'D BEEN TRYING TO CALL ME, 155 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:55,173 AND I WAS IGNORING HIM FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW. 156 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:58,777 -YEAH, BUT YOU LIKED KISSING HIM. 157 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,479 -IT WAS LIKE I'D BEEN WAITING FOR A GUY 158 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:01,847 TO KISS ME MY WHOLE LIFE. 159 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,216 -OH, MY GOD, BRENDAN. THAT IS SO SWEET TO SAY. 160 00:08:04,218 --> 00:08:05,684 -AND NOW I'M -- I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,086 I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 162 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,922 -SCARED? -NO. 163 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,491 I'M NOT SCARED, I... 164 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,725 I JUST WANT TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY. 165 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,861 -YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT SCARED. -NO. 166 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,029 -NO. 167 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,998 AW, SHOOT. HEY, UH, CAN I SEE YOUR PHONE 168 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,032 FOR A SECOND? 169 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,968 -OH, YEAH. SURE. 170 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,270 YEAH, IT'S THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, TOO. 171 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,939 I'M FINALLY BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS AN ADULT ACTOR, 172 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,508 AND... [ SIGHS ] 173 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:32,177 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THINK THERE'S THIS... 174 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,079 SHADOW. 175 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,247 -WHAT'S MR. RIGHT? 176 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:36,781 -IT'S A -- IT'S A GAY BAR. 177 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,350 IT'S AROUND THE CORNER. -OH, SWEET. 178 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,751 GRIFFIN'S THERE RIGHT NOW. -WHAT? 179 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,586 WHAT, YOU TEXTED HIM?! -WHAT? YEAH, DUDE! 180 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,021 -NO, CORY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 181 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,556 -COME ON, MAN. -CORY! 182 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,525 -YOU HAVE TO TRUST MY INSTINCTS HERE, BRENDAN, OKAY? 183 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,560 NOW, COME ON. WE J-- WE GO THERE. 184 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,028 WE FIND HIM. YOU ASK HIM OUT. 185 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,796 -NO, I CAN'T JUST WALK INTO A GAY BAR, OKAY? 186 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:53,865 -OHH. NO, NO, NO. -I HAVE A PLAN FOR THIS. 187 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,834 AND IT GOES MY PARENTS FIRST, AND THEN THE PUBLIC, OKAY? 188 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,402 -NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 189 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,737 COME ON, MAN. WHY -- WHY WOULD YOU WALK YOU -- 190 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:02,741 YOU -- YOU WALK, LIKE, 30 EMOTIONAL MILES 191 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,510 OR WHATEVER, W-WHEN YOU JUST WALK ONE? 192 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,680 OR SOMETHING -- SOME BETTER METAPHOR, DUDE. 193 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,116 -CORY, I CA-- -HEY. 194 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,018 THIS IS WHO I AM. 195 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,787 I AM NOW OR NEVER, MAN. 196 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,256 NOW, WE CAN EITHER GO DO THIS, 197 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,225 LIKE, BALLS OUT, 198 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,995 BACK TO COLLEGE, NO FEAR, MAN, 199 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,264 OR WE CAN GO HOME AND EAT YOGURT. 200 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,801 'CAUSE YOU GOT A SHITLOAD OF YOGURT IN YOUR FRIDGE, MAN. 201 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,771 ARE YOU A MAN? OR ARE YOU YOGURT? 202 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,741 -♪ ROCKSTARS AND ANGELS, BITCHES ♪ 203 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,144 -THIS PLACE IS SPECTACULAR! 204 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,812 -WHAT? -WOW! 205 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,781 I'VE JUST NEVER SEEN THIS MANY GAY DUDES IN ONE PLACE BEFORE. 206 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,683 -HEY, DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD. WELL... 207 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,953 WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES. 208 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,387 -OHH, GOD, IT'S SO BORING BACK HOME, MAN. 209 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,755 YEAH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN. 210 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,824 LIKE, I DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYMORE -- LIKE NOTHING. 211 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,694 I PACKED MY BAGS TO MOVE OUT OF MY PLACE 212 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,562 LIKE TWO YEARS AGO, AND -- 213 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,697 AND I NEVER MOVED. 214 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,165 I-I NEVER UNPACKED MY BAGS, MAN. 215 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,767 I'VE JUST -- I'VE JUST BEEN LIVING OUT OF BAGS. 216 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,638 -ARE YOU OKAY? -WHERE'S GRIFFIN? 217 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,106 IS HE HERE? LET'S FIND HIM. 218 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,041 -♪ TAKIN' TRIPS AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD ♪ 219 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,210 ♪ I'M POPPIN' BOTTLES, BABY, MAKIN' LOVE TO BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ♪ 220 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,679 -RIGHT BACK HERE. -WHAT? WHAT? 221 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,182 RIGHT THERE? OH! THAT'S HIM? 222 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:21,786 -PLAID SHIRT WITH GLASSES. 223 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,755 -UH, WOW. HE'S -- UM, HE'S NOT AS DREAMY 224 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:24,956 AS I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE. 225 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,791 I'M GONNA BE HONEST ABOUT THAT. 226 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,594 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA COME HERE, SEE HIM -- BOOM, ME GAY, TOO. 227 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,630 AS IF. LIKE, I WOULD BE GAY? NO WAY, RIGHT? 228 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,866 WELL, MAYBE I GUESS. I AM ON VACATION. 229 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,735 -YEAH, WELL, I THINK HE'S FANTASTIC. 230 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,870 -THAT'S GREAT. LET'S TAKE THAT FEELING, 231 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,138 AND LET'S GO OVER AND TALK TO HIM. 232 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,506 -OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 233 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,008 -OKAY, THAT'S MY FACE. 234 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,944 -SHE'S BEEN SITTING THERE ALONE FOR LIKE 40 MINUTES. 235 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,679 I DON'T THINK SHE'S BEEN HERE FOR AWHILE. 236 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,881 I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER. -YEAH. 237 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:54,319 -♪ ANGELS AND ROCKSTARS TAKING ALL THE SHOTS ♪ 238 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,756 ♪ UNTIL THEY STAND ON TOP OF COP CARS THEY SAY MONEY ISN'T -- ♪ 239 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:03,662 -HEY. YOU LOOK SAD. 240 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,131 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR -- 241 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,500 UH, OKAY. 242 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:13,038 WELL, I'LL -- I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 243 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,773 BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 244 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,641 -THIS IS NOT WHY I WANTED YOU TO COME, CORY. 245 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,643 -THEN WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO COME, MAN? 246 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,211 EMOTIONAL SUPPORT? BULLSHIT. 247 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,113 YOU COULD'VE GOT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FROM AN E-MAIL, MAN. 248 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,883 YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO BLOW STUFF UP. 249 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,918 BOOM! -THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 250 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,520 I'M GONNA GO -- I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM, 251 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,455 AND WE'RE GONNA LEAVE, OKAY? OKAY? 252 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,457 -♪ WE ROCKSTARS, BABY -OKAY, OKAY, IT'S COOL, MAN. 253 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:36,661 YOU JUST DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT, TAKE YOUR TIME. 254 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,263 BECAUSE WE GOT PLENTY. 255 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,532 -THAT MODEL GIRL MUST'VE DUMPED HER OR SOMETHING. 256 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,535 I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE, AND SHE TREATED ME LIKE A CREEPY RAPIST. 257 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,869 -STAY HERE, PLEASE. -NOT MOVING. 258 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,805 -DON'T -- DON'T EVEN MOVE. -RIGHT HERE, BRO. 259 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,306 -SHE WAS ALWAYS THAT GIRL'S SLAVE. 260 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,809 IT'S PATHETIC. -MM. 261 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,143 -IT'S GONNA BE -- ARE YOU GONNA BE HERE? 262 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,045 -RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 263 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,314 -SHE'S ACTING LIKE SUCH A TRAIN WRECK. 264 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,249 -THANK YOU. 265 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,752 -SOME PEOPLE JUST LOVE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT. 266 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,422 -♪ WE'RE IN THE CAR 267 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,425 -SO, YOU GONNA DRINK THAT? 268 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,860 -WHAT? 269 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,362 -YOUR DATE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE HE WANTED IT. 270 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,265 -I'M SORRY, ARE YOU TRYING TO VULTURE A STRANGER'S DRINK? 271 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:18,737 -IT'S BEEN THAT KIND OF A NIGHT. 272 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:22,807 -UH... WHAT KIND OF A NIGHT IS THAT? 273 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,712 - SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING VERY EVIL TO ME. 274 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,180 -OOH. EVIL. 275 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,449 -NO, ACTUALLY, NOT EVIL. THAT IS -- THAT'S NOT TRUE. 276 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,052 EVIL IS A CONCEPT MADE UP BY HUMANS 277 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:38,490 TO DISGUISE JUST BEING A COMPLETE SELFISH ASSHOLE, 278 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:39,958 JUST TO PUT MORE IMPORTANCE 279 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,794 ON BEING A COMPLETE SELFISH DOUCHE-BAG ASSHOLE. 280 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:46,664 PRETTY MUCH ANY FAMOUS EVIL PERSON IN HISTORY 281 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,667 IS REALLY JUST A SELFISH ASSHOLE. 282 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,337 EXA-- I GUESS IT'S REALLY THAT SIMPLE. 283 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,174 -ARE YOU ABOUT TO BE SUPER-INTERESTING UP IN THIS BAR 284 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,109 RIGHT NOW? 285 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,754 -AAH. 286 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,890 -NO, I DON'T WANT ANY. 287 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,632 STICKY. UH... 288 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,637 -HEY! HOW ARE YOU? -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 289 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,905 GET OFF! 290 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,473 -I'M -- I'M A COOK. -OH, IS THAT... 291 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,775 DIFFERENT? -CHEFS GET THE HATS, 292 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,410 COOKS GET THE GREASE BURNS. 293 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,779 -OHH, YOU'RE HARD CORE. 294 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,215 -SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? 295 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,350 -YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO TAKE ONE OF THESE IF, 296 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,953 UH, UH, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT MY BORING-ASS JOB. 297 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,688 -OH, SO YOU'RE BUYING ME DRINKS, THEN? 298 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,824 -NO, I'M JUST SLIDING ONE TOWARDS YOU, 299 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,826 AND YOU WILL THEN SLIDE ME SOME MONEY LATER. 300 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,828 CAPITALISM. -CHARMING. 301 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,663 -I FAKE IT. 302 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,098 -NOT VERY WELL. 303 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,967 -DO YOU KNOW WHAT BLUR IS? IT'S A DRUG, 304 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,069 AND I-I THINK I MIGHT'VE TAKEN IT, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER. 305 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,638 BUT I'M, LIKE, SO DEHYDRATED. I NEED WATER! 306 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,873 -JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE! 307 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,675 -OH, MY -- YOU'RE BRENDAN EHRLICK! 308 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,143 -WHAT? NO! NO! NO! 309 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,911 -I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SUPER-GAY! 310 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,580 -NO, NO, I'M NOT HIM! 311 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,114 MY NAME'S BRONK OZLAW. -WAIT -- 312 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,716 I'VE GOT TO CALL EVERYBODY AND TELL THEM YOU'RE HERE. 313 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,585 -PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. -OH, I'M TELLING EVERYONE! 314 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:16,955 WHY IS IT LIKE THIS IN HERE?! 315 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,690 EVERYONE OUTSIDE SEEMED NORMAL! 316 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,991 -ACTUALLY, THOUGH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO, 317 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,328 UH, MOVE HERE WITH, UH, MY BUDDY BRENDAN. 318 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,997 BUT IT, UH... 319 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,533 EH... -WHAT? 320 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,401 -OH, IT JUST DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT, YOU KNOW? 321 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,136 IT JUST DIDN'T, UH -- BUT THEY KIND OF NEED ME BACK HOME, 322 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,738 ANYWAY, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN -- 323 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,173 NOT TO BRAG -- 324 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,709 BEEN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH LIKE 11 TIMES. 325 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,479 SO, YEAH, NO BIG DEAL. 326 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,549 -MM. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE NO BIG DEAL. 327 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,618 -THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 328 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:50,288 YOU WOULD BE GOOD FOR MY COMPANY. 329 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,190 -I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF. 330 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,127 DO YOU LIKE KARAOKE? 331 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,164 -NO. 332 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,573 -CORY?! 333 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,843 -♪ THAT YOUR LOVE HAS BEEN SO SLOPPY, BOY ♪ 334 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:14,379 -NO, NO, A RUM AND COKE! 335 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:18,016 NO, THERE IS NO JAGER IN A RUM AND COKE! 336 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,286 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S POLICY? WHO'S POLICY? 337 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,588 -THERE HE IS! -HE'S GAY! BRENDAN! 338 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,056 HE'S GAY! HE'S SO GAY! 339 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,991 WE GOT IT ON CAMERA RIGHT HERE! BRENDAN IS GAY! 340 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,898 HE'S GAY! WE KNOW IT! IT'S OVER! 341 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,035 -♪ SWALLOW MY PRIDE CHOKE ON THE RINDS BUT THE LACK THEREOF ♪ 342 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,003 ♪ WOULD LEAVE ME EMPTY 343 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,638 ♪ INSIDE I WOULD SWALLOW MY DOUBT ♪ 344 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,008 ♪ PUT IT INSIDE OUT FIND NOTHING BUT FAITH AND NOTHING ♪ 345 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,978 ♪ WANT TO PUT MY TENDER HEART IN A BLENDER ♪ 346 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,813 ♪ WATCH IT SPIN AROUND TO A BEAUTIFUL... ♪ 347 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,715 -THAT'S THE THING IS I-I CAN'T -- 348 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,350 I GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN, 349 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,385 LIKE, THE PERFORMATIVE ASPECT OF KARAOKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 350 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,822 SO IT'S LIKE I-I AM BASICALLY INCAPABLE OF DELIVERING 351 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,825 A SINCERE KARAOKE PERFORMANCE. 352 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,393 -SO THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR EGO. 353 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,594 -YEAH. YEAH. 354 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,996 -SEE, I DON'T DO THAT. 355 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,231 I GET VERY MUCH IN MY HEAD, 356 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,434 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M ONSTAGE PERFORMING 357 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,735 FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. 358 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,171 -YOU WANT TO BE ONSTAGE IN FRONT OF A THOUSAND PEOPLE? 359 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,639 -WELL, IF THEY'RE ALL MY FRIENDS. 360 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,907 -YOU HAVE A THOUSAND FRIENDS? 361 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,575 -I HAVE A THOUSAND HEAD FRIENDS. 362 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,910 -OH, A THOUSAND HEAD FRIENDS. 363 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,012 THAT'S NORMAL. 364 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,029 AND IT CONTINUES, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 365 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,198 YOU JUST KEEP POPPING QUARTERS IN LIKE NOTHING. 366 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,233 -THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK A RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT, THOUGH. 367 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,835 -WELL, BUT THAT'S THE SAME WITH FRIENDSHIPS, TOO. 368 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,370 -AND SEE, LIKE, I THINK THAT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I BASE 369 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,138 IF I WANT TO BE WITH SOMEBODY ON OR NOT, 370 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,009 LIKE IF IT'S JUST ONE CONTINUOUS CONVERSATION 371 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,044 AND YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY. 372 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,413 AND IF YOU DO RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY, 373 00:16:55,415 --> 00:17:00,918 YOU DON'T JUST FILL IT UP WITH BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU -- 374 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,924 BECAUSE YOU DON'T -- YOU'RE NOT SCARED TO BE SILENT. 375 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:19,037 -SO, LIKE, DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? 376 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,538 -SHUT UP. -'CAUSE, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. 377 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,073 I LIKE -- I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF MORE AS LIKE JUST 378 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,375 LIKE A SPIRITUAL PERSON, YOU KNOW? 379 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,878 -YEAH. YEAH, IT'S LIKE -- LIKE, 380 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,479 GOD ISN'T, LIKE, 381 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,783 THIS BIG, LIKE, GUY IN THE SKY, YOU KNOW? 382 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,051 HE'S LIKE -- 383 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,420 HE'S LIKE EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING. 384 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,289 IT'S LIKE SCIENCE AND DNA, RIGHT? 385 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,792 -YEAH, LIKE, THE UNIVERSE IS, LIKE, SO INFINITE. 386 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,394 AND, LIKE, I-I GOT -- 387 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,463 I'M JUST BLOWING MY OWN MIND RIGHT NOW. 388 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,697 -WE ARE SO DEEP, MAN. 389 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,034 -MM. 390 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,602 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 391 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,238 -UH, IT'S THIS THING THAT I LEARNED IN THE SIXTH GRADE 392 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,441 WHERE, IF YOU TAKE YOUR THUMB 393 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,677 AND JUST PUT IT IN PERSPECTIVE TO THE FACE, 394 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,079 THEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR THUMB 395 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,415 HAS THAT PERSON'S HAIR. -WHAT? 396 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,651 -YEAH. 397 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,828 -WHAT? 398 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,097 THIS IS GREAT. 399 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:22,200 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] 400 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:26,904 -ON WITH THE PROGRAM, ON WITH THE PROGRAM. 401 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,874 -WHERE -- WHERE ARE WE? 402 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,477 -UM... THAT'S MY CAR. 403 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,179 -OKAY. 404 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,067 -MM-HMM. 405 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,413 [ EXHALES ] 406 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,985 MM-HMM... 407 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,431 [ EXHALES ] 408 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:06,804 -Y-YOU ARE GIVING ME A VERY SERIOUS... 409 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,774 T-TURNING ME ON. 410 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,555 HO, SH-- HOLY... 411 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,291 ARE -- ARE YOU... 412 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:30,161 ARE YOU THIS DRUNK? 413 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,432 OKAY. 414 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:39,470 THAT'S -- THAT'S... THAT'S VERY GOOD TO HEAR. 415 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:57,755 -YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY WEIRD? IT'S REALLY WEIRD 416 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,191 TO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEBODY WITH FACIAL HAIR. 417 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,360 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 418 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:07,198 -YEAH, PROBABLY NEVER DONE IT ACTUALLY. 419 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,066 -OKAY, KICK. YEAH, YEAH. 420 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,501 [ SMACK ] OW! FUCK! 421 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,535 -OH, NO, NO, NO! 422 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,704 -YOU KISS JUST LIKE A BLACK GIRL. 423 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,772 -WHAT? 424 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,974 -NOT -- I MEAN NOT A BLACK GIRL... 425 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,210 MY FRIEND JENNY. -WHAT -- 426 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,545 [ MOANING ] 427 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,148 WAIT -- WHY DO YOU KISS YOUR FRIEND? 428 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,983 -JUST... SHUT UP. 429 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:29,687 -♪ I NEED SOME TIME, I DREAM ABOUT WHEN ♪ 430 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,390 -WOULD YOU BELIEVE IF I SAID I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE? 431 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:36,927 -WHAT, LIKE, IN A CAR? 432 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,563 -YEAH, IN A CAR, LIKE... 433 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,166 OR, LIKE, WHATEVER. -OKAY. 434 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,601 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 435 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,705 -♪ TOUCH OF YOUR SKIN ON MY SKIN ♪ 436 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:52,476 ♪ LOOK AWAY, THE SUN'S ABOVE US ♪ 437 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:58,049 ♪ NOW YOU'LL KNOW WE'LL LOOK BACK UP IN TIME ♪ 438 00:21:58,051 --> 00:22:00,117 -THAT FEELS... 439 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,987 OH, THAT F-- THAT FEELS... 440 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,123 -♪ ONLY 15 441 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,526 -OH, THAT FEELS SO WEIRD. 442 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:12,630 -♪ THE SLIPSTREAM, YOU'RE WITH -- ♪ 443 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:29,473 -MORE YOUR NIGHT? 444 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,677 -YEAH. 445 00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:41,452 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 446 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:44,121 -WE HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE GAY FOR AGES. 447 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,623 -W-WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME? 448 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:49,193 -WHY DIDN'T WE TELL YOU YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? 449 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,194 -GAY ISN'T BAD. -NO. 450 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,729 -GRAY ISN'T BAD. -GUNGAN. 451 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,197 -THE GUNGAN WARRIORS OF THE PLANET NABOO. 452 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,865 -RIGHT. -EVEN A WOMAN COULD BE GAY. 453 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,334 -YOU JUST CAN'T COME OUT CASUALLY IS WHAT WE'RE SAYING. 454 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,836 IT NEEDS TO BE A SECRET OR A CAREER MOVE, 455 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,137 AND WE'RE THINKING, AT THIS POINT, 456 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,605 IT SHOULD BE A SECRET. -SECRET. 457 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,340 -YOU KNOW, IRON RIM IS AN A-LIST COMPANY, 458 00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:05,075 AND WE'RE JUST OUT THERE TRYING TO GET YOU A-LIST TYPE OF JOBS, 459 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,677 BUT GAY GUYS... -THOSE MENS. 460 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:09,213 -ARE NOT BIG STARS. -NOT. 461 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,347 -THEY'RE NOT IRON RIM CALIBER GUYS. 462 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,816 THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, DAY PLAYERS. 463 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,551 THEY'RE SERIAL KILLERS ON COP SHOWS. 464 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:14,819 -CHARACTER ACTORS. 465 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,086 UGH. 466 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,721 YOU ARE A LEADING MAN. 467 00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,223 THERE ARE STAKES HERE, BRENDO. 468 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,025 -I KNOW, I KNOW. 469 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,760 -YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP AT A GAY CLUB 470 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,462 AND YOU'RE SHOUTING AT THE PAPARAZZI. 471 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,497 BRENDO, HEY, THAT'S NOT THE WAY WE'RE GONNA DO IT. 472 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,599 -HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW MARKETING CAMPAIGN FOR THE SHOW 473 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,000 THAT CAME OUT YESTERDAY? -GREAT CALL. 474 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,836 -LOOK BEHIND YOU. 475 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:36,340 ♪ 476 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,917 -SHIT. -RIGHT. 477 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,252 -OKAY. -GREAT. 478 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,321 -HEY, NO MORE RISKS. 479 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:51,388 NO MORE RISKS. 480 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:52,723 FROM NOW UNTIL THE PREMIERE, 481 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,392 IF ANYONE ASKS IF YOU ARE GAY, YOU SAY... 482 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,661 "IT'S PERSONAL." -"IT'S PERSONAL." 483 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,964 -"IT'S PERSONAL." -"IT'S PERSONAL." 484 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,932 -IT'S PERSONAL. 485 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:07,571 -♪ IT'S A LITTLE LETDOWN, BUT I'M NOT DEAD ♪ 486 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:13,410 ♪ THERE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE THAT HAS TO BE SAID ♪ 487 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:18,749 ♪ YOU PLAY ME, NOW I PLAY YOU TOO ♪ 488 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:24,788 ♪ LET'S JUST CALL IT OVER 489 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:27,224 ♪ ALL THE BROKEN HEARTS IN THE WORLD STILL BEAT ♪ 490 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:30,528 ♪ LET'S NOT MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE ♪ 491 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,397 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, IT'S ALL THE SAME THING ♪ 492 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:36,033 ♪ GIRLS CHASE BOYS, CHASE GIRLS ♪ 493 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,769 ♪ ALL THE BROKEN HEARTS IN THE WORLD STILL BEAT ♪ 494 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:41,772 ♪ LET'S NOT MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE ♪ 495 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,642 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, IT'S ALL THE SAME THING ♪ 496 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:47,845 ♪ GIRLS CHASE BOYS, CHASE GIRLS ♪ 497 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:51,215 ♪ CHASE GIRLS, CHASE BOYS 498 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:55,953 [ CHILDREN SCREAMING ON RIDE ] 499 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:08,866 ♪ 500 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:15,739 ♪ ALL THE BROKEN HEARTS IN THE WORLD STILL BEAT ♪ 501 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,509 ♪ LET'S NOT MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE ♪ 502 00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:21,412 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, IT'S ALL THE SAME ♪ 503 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,781 ♪ GIRLS CHASE BOYS, CHASE GIRLS ♪ 504 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:26,784 ♪ ALL THE BROKEN HEARTS IN THE WORLD STILL BEAT ♪ 505 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,620 ♪ LET'S NOT MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE ♪ 506 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,622 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH 507 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:36,226 -AAH! WHOA, WHOA! 508 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,861 -WELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS, TOO. 509 00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:41,599 DON'T BE A FOOL. 510 00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:47,671 -BRENDAN! 511 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,009 -CORY?! 512 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,911 -HI. 513 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:58,482 ♪ 514 00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,384 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 515 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,119 -KRIS. DOOR! 516 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,254 -I'M WATCHING THE "HOMEWARD BOUND." 517 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:07,124 -OW! KRIS! 518 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:10,761 -THESE DOGS -- WHOSE DOGS ARE THESE? 519 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:15,566 -HEATHER AND I BROKE UP. 520 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:18,068 -YEAH, I HEARD. 521 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:20,537 -I HAVE AN W-- 522 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:23,107 -GET IN HERE. 523 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:28,879 -TRAGEDY TODAY -- BRENDAN EHRLICK IS GAY. 524 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:32,082 AND A NATION WONDERS WHAT IT DID TO DESERVE THIS TYPE OF... 525 00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,084 -WHERE'D YOU GO, ANYWAY? 526 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,520 I MEAN, LIKE, WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE? 527 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:41,291 -I MET A GIRL. 528 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,660 -IN A GAY BAR? 529 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:45,229 -BUT I THINK SHE ACTUALLY MIGHT'VE BEEN, LIKE, 530 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:48,732 GAY OR LIKE A BI. 531 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,234 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER LAST NAME. 532 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:52,836 I COULDN'T EVEN FIND HER ON -- ON FACEBOOK. 533 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,805 IF I WANTED -- SHOULD WE -- 534 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,273 COULD YOU HAVE PEOPLE 535 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:59,309 WHO CAN HOOK IN TO FACEBOOK AND JUST FIND OUT STUFF? 536 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,578 -THAT'S REALLY CREEPY. -WHAT? 537 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,781 -THAT'S TOO MUCH. 538 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,082 I -- 539 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:08,485 YOU KNOW, I-I PAID FOR YOU TO COME HERE. 540 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:09,920 I-I FLEW YOU OUT HERE, 541 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:13,323 AND THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I NEEDED A FRIEND. 542 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:16,894 OKAY, I NEEDED A FRIEND, AND I CHOSE YOU, CORY. 543 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,529 I MEAN, THAT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU. 544 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,698 THAT SHOULD -- THAT SHOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, "HEY, MAYBE 545 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,099 I SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY FRIEND IN A GAY B--" 546 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:23,434 [ RINGTONE PLAYING ] 547 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,369 -♪ BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM ♪ 548 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,804 -IT'S GRIFFIN. 549 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,539 -♪ LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER -- ♪ 550 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,241 -HELLO. 551 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,043 -HEY, YEAH. 552 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,013 UH, CRESCENT HEIGHTS? SURE. 553 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:38,215 YEAH, I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. YEAH. 554 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,650 NOW? NO. 555 00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:43,487 YES! OKAY. SURE. 556 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,823 OBVIOUSLY. OKAY. 557 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,524 BYE. 558 00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:50,294 -YES! 559 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:54,064 BRENDAN! -OKAY, STOP, PLEASE. 560 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,733 THIS IS PERFECT. 561 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:58,869 THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! 562 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:03,974 -♪ I LIVE FOR THE NIGHT 563 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:10,848 ♪ RING, RING 564 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,617 -STOP IT! STOP RIGHT THERE! 565 00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:17,454 AAH! 566 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,889 -OH, SHIT! 567 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,657 BRENDAN EHRLICK, COME ON. 568 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:21,825 RIGHT OVER HERE. DAVID, FOLLOW ME. 569 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:22,926 GET ON MY ASS RIGHT NOW. 570 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,394 -WHAT IF THEY'RE COMING, MAN? 571 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,296 WHAT AM I -- WHAT AM I GONNA S-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 572 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:27,731 -I'M THE GAY ONE. -WHAT? 573 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:31,001 -BRENDAN! I'M THE GAY ONE. 574 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:33,170 -GET OUT OF HERE. -CORY! 575 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:36,473 BUT I'M THE GAY ONE. -OH, GOD! I'M SO GAY! 576 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,674 -DAVID, DON'T FUCKING SHOOT HIM. 577 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,276 EHRLICK'S RIGHT HERE. SHOOT HIM. 578 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,844 NOT THE GAY SHIT -- THE OTHER GAY SHIT. 579 00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:43,213 -MY NAME'S JASON. -YOU BETTER GET 'EM, JASON! 580 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,750 -♪ I LIVE FOR THE NIGHT, I LIVE FOR THE NIGHT ♪ 581 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:54,625 ♪ 582 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:59,963 -MAN UP, BRENDAN! MAN UP, BRENDAN. 583 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,933 YOU GOT IT. NAILED IT. 584 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:05,369 -RIGHT HERE. BRENDAN, HI! ENJOYING THE PARADE? 585 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,070 -THAT'S PERSONAL. 586 00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:09,373 ♪ 587 00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:16,780 -YEAH! COME HERE. MM! 588 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,282 -♪ I LIVE FOR THE NIGHT 589 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,884 ♪ I LIVE FOR THE HIGH TILL I'M FREE FALLING ♪ 590 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:23,821 -ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. -OFF THE FLOAT, BUDDY. 591 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:25,622 -COME ON, COME ON. -COME ON. 592 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,024 -DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. -YES, YOU DID! 593 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,693 YES, YOU DID! YES, YOU DID! 594 00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:32,429 YES, YOU DID! YES, YOU DID! 595 00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:58,655 -GABRIELE. 596 00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:01,725 COME IN, GABBI. 597 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:05,495 BE WITH ME. 598 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:09,700 GABBI. COME. 599 00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:13,604 -AAH! I'M A PENIS! 600 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:18,442 -OH! 601 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:22,880 -WHO'S CORY? 602 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:27,584 -A PENIS. -PENIS? 603 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,387 COOL. 604 00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:36,927 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE STAYING WITH US... 605 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:39,429 AT OUR HOUSE? 606 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,600 -Hi, honey. It's Mom. 607 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:46,703 Sounds like you had an interesting night last night. 608 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:50,107 Gay pride parade. That's different. 609 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:53,076 We've got a lot to talk about. 610 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:56,914 ♪ 611 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:13,897 -WE GOT TO MEET MY PARENTS IN 25 MINUTES, CORY -- 25. 612 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,866 -NO, NO, NO, NO, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 613 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:17,634 DON'T BE MAD. 614 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:21,939 -WE SENT OUR STFU CAMERAS TO THE ANNUAL WEST HOLLYWOOD 615 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:24,241 PRIDE PARADE TO CATCH UP WITH THIS CONTROVERSIAL ACTOR. 616 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:25,709 -NO WAY. 617 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:28,111 -"RUH-ROH." -AND ARE YOU GOING 618 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,646 TO BE EXPRESSING YOURSELF HERE TONIGHT? 619 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,081 -UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 620 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,916 I'M ACTUALLY -- I'M SUPPORTING MY FRIEND CORY. 621 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,651 OVER THERE, ON THE FLOAT GOING CRAZY, YEAH. 622 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,086 -AH, THE SUPER-GAY ONE. 623 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,854 -ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 624 00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:40,090 -THIS IS KEMPY BLOOK, A BODY-LANGUAGE EXPERT 625 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,325 FROM UC NORTHRIDGE, 626 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:44,261 WHO'S HERE TO HELP US "CSI" THE SEXY. 627 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,330 -HI. -HI. 628 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:49,967 -AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, BY THE ANGLING OF HIS HIPS, 629 00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:52,469 THE DOWNTURNED CORNER OF HIS MOUTH, 630 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:56,606 AND HIS HANDS UP LIKE HE'S SAYING, "GET THIS GUY OFF ME," 631 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,275 HE'S NOT ENJOYING THIS. 632 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,777 -SO YOU'RE SAYING STRAIGHT? -OH, YEAH. 633 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:05,248 100% -HUH, HUH, HUH?! 634 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:08,585 -CORY, I -- I DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT AS STRAIGHT. 635 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,053 -AND HE'S IN THE CAR. 636 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,888 I MEAN, I THINK A GAY PERSON WOULD'VE GOTTEN OUT 637 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:14,024 AND JOINED THE PARADE LIKE HIS FRIEND DID. 638 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:19,062 -ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! 639 00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:20,964 -GABBI, ARE YOU STILL, UM, ON THE -- OH, OH, OH! 640 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:23,066 WHOA. UH-OH. 641 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:25,068 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 642 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:28,438 NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY, HUH? 643 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,740 THAT'S TWO DAYS IN A ROW. 644 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,074 LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 645 00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:33,710 -I DON'T WANT TO MOVE. -COME ON. 646 00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:40,417 -I THINK I'M FREAKING OUT. 647 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,254 -WHY? 648 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,656 WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL THEM RIGHT NOW, MAN. 649 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,325 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT. 650 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:49,893 THIS IS -- NO ONE'S HOLDING A GUN TO YOUR HEAD. 651 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:52,829 THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE "THE LUNCH." 652 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,898 -YOU KNOW, WHEN I STARTED ACTING, 653 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:58,068 I THINK MY PARENTS JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A KID THING -- 654 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,669 YOU KNOW, DO A FEW COMMERCIALS, 655 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,873 MAKE SOME MONEY FOR COLLEGE. 656 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:06,877 THEY'RE NOT STAGE PARENTS. 657 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:09,446 I... I GROW UP, 658 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:12,649 I BECOME AN ACTOR, I MOVE TO L.A., 659 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:16,019 I SEE THEM, WHAT, MAYBE TWO, THREE TIMES A YEAR, 660 00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:18,422 AND NOW... 661 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:21,425 I'M GAY? I MEAN, THAT'LL BE IT. 662 00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,226 THAT'LL BE THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK. 663 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:26,897 THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW ME ANYMORE. 664 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:29,099 -YOU'RE NOT SCARED? -NO. 665 00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,200 -'CAUSE YOU SEEM SCARED. 666 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,669 -HESITANT. CARE-- CAREFUL. 667 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,071 I'M BEING CAREFUL. -OKAY. 668 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,505 -YOU KNOW HOW I FREEZE IN THESE SITUATIONS. 669 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,140 IT HAPPENS TO ME ON SET. IT HAPPENS TO ME 670 00:34:37,142 --> 00:34:39,643 BEFORE INTERVIEWS SOMETIMES. I FREEZE. 671 00:34:39,645 --> 00:34:41,144 -I KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU, MAN, 672 00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:42,979 BUT I'M HERE NOW, OKAY? 673 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:44,047 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE CONTROL. 674 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,215 -NOT SO FAR. -LOOK, MAN, 675 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:46,349 IF YOU'RE SO FRUSTRATED, JUST -- 676 00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:48,018 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, 677 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,586 WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT. 678 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:54,791 -I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WA-- 679 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:57,727 -AW, COME ON! COME ON! 680 00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,931 -I KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T REALLY YOUR TYPE OF PLACE 681 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,566 BUT -- -I'M NOT GOING IN. 682 00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,434 -NOT COMING IN. 683 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:12,075 -GUYS. 684 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:20,217 -THAT'S WHAT I THINK IS WRONG WITH LOS ANGELES, IS PEOPLE 685 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:23,220 LEAD THESE INSULAR LIVES IN THEIR CARS, RIGHT? 686 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,622 THEY'RE COMMUTING FROM HERE TO THERE, 687 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,959 AND THEY'RE ALWAYS INSIDE THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE. 688 00:35:28,961 --> 00:35:30,527 AND THEY FIND THEMSELVES 689 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:33,096 NOT CONNECTING WITH THEIR FELLOW MAN, RIGHT? 690 00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:35,866 AT LEAST, THAT'S THE WAY IT SEEMS. 691 00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:38,068 CORY, ARE YOU GAY? 692 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:43,173 -AM... 693 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,609 I GAY? -YES. 694 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:48,145 WE HAVE A GOOGLE ALERT FOR BRENDAN, AND... 695 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:50,013 WE SAW THE VIDEO. 696 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:52,382 -YES TO DICK! YES TO DICK! -I LOVE DICKS! 697 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,217 -YES TO DICK! -I LOVE DICK SO MUCH! 698 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:56,253 -THAT'S RIGHT, WE CALLED YOUR PARENTS. 699 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,688 BUT THEY SAID THAT YOU'D BEEN DEPRESSED. 700 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,423 IS THAT TRUE? -YOU'VE BEEN DEPRESSED? 701 00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:02,058 -CALLED MY PARENTS? AH. 702 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:04,594 WOW. SHIT. 703 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:05,695 WOW. 704 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:06,863 AH, SHIT-WOW. 705 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,399 -YOU KNOW, WE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING, 706 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,535 THE WAY YOU FOLLOWED BRENDAN AROUND 707 00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:13,203 AND WANTING TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND. 708 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,372 -BOYS DON'T HAVE BEST FRIENDS. 709 00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:20,010 THEY DON'T. 710 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,078 NO MAN HAS A BEST FRIEND. 711 00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:28,818 -UH, BRENDAN, DO YOU, UH, MAYBE WANT TO STEP IN ON THIS OR... 712 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,086 -UH... 713 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,423 ♪ 714 00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:47,837 I... 715 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,106 -YOU... 716 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:56,479 SHE... -CORY? 717 00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:58,181 -DUDE, THAT'S HER. -CORY, WAIT. 718 00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:01,184 -IT'S FUCKIN' HER! -FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD! 719 00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:03,987 -DON'T LEAVE ME, CORY! -WATCH IT, LESBIAN! 720 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:06,623 -AAH! -OH, REALLY? 721 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:12,229 -C-COME ON, MAN! -AAH! 722 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,600 -AAH! WHOA! 723 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,268 -OH, I'M SORRY. YOU ALL RIGHT? 724 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:21,271 -MY FEMUR! -SORRY ABOUT THAT! 725 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:24,741 -SUCH A WEIRD GUY. -NO KIDDING! 726 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:28,778 -HA HA! 727 00:37:35,152 --> 00:37:37,921 -UNH! 728 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:41,324 -AH! OH... 729 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,898 WHY... 730 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,667 WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FROM ME? 731 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,502 -WHY WERE YOU IN THE GAY PRIDE PARADE? 732 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:54,971 -DID YOU SEE ME IN THAT? HOW DID I LOOK, PRETTY GAY? 733 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:57,274 -IS THIS A FUCKIN' JOKE TO YOU? 734 00:37:57,276 --> 00:37:59,342 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR THE ANSWER. 735 00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:01,544 I DON'T CARE. PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. 736 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:03,179 -NO. HEY, NO! 737 00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:04,981 I'M MAD OR SOMETHING. 738 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,416 I'M MAD AT YOU! 739 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:09,452 -ALL THE MORE REASON FOR YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE! 740 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:12,555 -HEY! YOU LEFT ME IN SANTA MONICA, 741 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:16,192 WHICH I NOW REALIZE IS VERY FAR FROM EVERYWHERE ELSE! 742 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,461 -YEAH, CORY, BECAUSE I WAS DONE. 743 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,697 -YOU'RE DONE MY ASS. -I'M GAY. 744 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,899 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN COME ON TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? 745 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,367 -WHAT, IS A FLANNEL SHIRT 746 00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:26,436 SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF LESBIAN POWER RANGER UNIFORM? 747 00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:30,273 -I WAS IN A GAY BAR! -I WAS IN A GAY BAR! 748 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,709 AND YOU SEEMED INTO ME. -OH, I SEEMED INTO YOU. 749 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:35,578 -YEAH, YOU DID WHEN WE WERE HAVING SEX 750 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,747 IN YOUR CAR THAT YOU INITIATED. -EW! EW! EW! 751 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:40,216 -YOU SEEMED PRETTY INTO ME. -YOU ARE A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE. 752 00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:42,352 THAT IS A GROSS THING TO SAY. 753 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:43,853 -OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 754 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:45,588 BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME. 755 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:48,758 -YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. 756 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,927 -THEN EXPLAIN IT TO ME. HELP ME UNDERSTAND IT. 757 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:54,264 -NO, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. -WHOA. 758 00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:56,900 -DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GUY FRIENDS I HAVE? 759 00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:58,902 -SIX? -NONE GUY FRIENDS. 760 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:01,905 THAT'S HOW MANY GUY FRIENDS I HAVE BECAUSE EVERY "GUY FRIEND" 761 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,440 THAT HAS BEFRIENDED ME 762 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:05,308 HAS JUST BEEN SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME AND PROJECTING 763 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:08,111 ALL THEIR STUPID FUCKING DRAMATIC BULLSHIT ONTO ME. 764 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,913 AND FOR THE PAST 24 YEARS OF MY LIFE, 765 00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:13,583 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ACCEPT MYSELF AND GET TO KNOW MYSELF 766 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:17,020 AND UNDERSTAND MYSELF AND FIND CONFIDENCE EVEN FROM WITHIN 767 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,555 AND ALL THAT STUPID BULLSHIT, 768 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,590 AND I AM IN A VERY VULNERABLE PLACE, 769 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,692 AND I AM DOING CRAZY THINGS! 770 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,627 -NO, NO, NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DOING SOMETHING 771 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:26,329 WE BOTH WANT TO DO IS CRAZY, OKAY? 772 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:28,365 -I DON'T WANT TO DO IT, CORY! 773 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,900 I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. 774 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,336 -LOOK, I'M JUST IN TOWN FOR TWO MORE DAYS, OKAY? 775 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:34,738 SO JUST TAKE MY NUMBER, AND I'LL NEVER CALL YOU. 776 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,606 -NO. NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR NUMBER. 777 00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,108 -JUST TAKE MY NUMBER. -NO, I'M NOT TAKING YOUR NUMBER. 778 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:39,943 -YOU'RE TAKING MY NUMBER. -I'M NOT TAKING YOUR NUMBER, 779 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:41,411 YOU DOUCHE BAG. -3-0-5. 780 00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,879 -I DON'T WANT YOUR NUMBER. -3-0-5. 781 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,914 -I DON'T WANT YOUR NUMBER, I DON'T WANT YOUR NUMBER! 782 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,282 -3-0-5! 783 00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:48,017 3-0-5! 3-0-5. 784 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:49,352 -IS THAT -- IS THAT THE START OF THE NUMBER, 785 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:50,487 OR THE AREA CODE OF THE NUMBER?! 786 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:53,523 -IT'S THE AREA CODE! 3-0-5! 787 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:56,226 0-1-- -WHAT? 788 00:39:56,228 --> 00:40:01,131 -0-1-2, 1-8-1-8. 789 00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:03,433 GOD. 790 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:07,170 -WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME? -ISAACSON. 791 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:10,140 ISAACSON. 792 00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:13,243 -FUCK YOU! 793 00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:15,078 AND FUCK OFF! 794 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,684 -AH, NOW YOU JUST SHOVED ME TO TOUCH ME! 795 00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:25,588 AAH! 796 00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,562 I HATE LOS ANGELES. 797 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,444 WHERE AM I? 798 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,324 HOW'D YOUR -- HOW'D YOUR PARENTS TAKE IT? 799 00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:02,959 -YOU LITERALLY RAN AWAY. 800 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,928 -I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET BACK, MAN. 801 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,297 IT WAS LIKE A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME THING. 802 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,833 -YOU'RE A SHITTY FRIEND. 803 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:15,038 -DUDE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT I WOULD EVER SEE HER AGAIN, 804 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,840 LIKE 1 IN 3 MILLION? 805 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:23,780 -YOU KNOW, CORY, THERE COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE 806 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,381 WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE ON SOMEONE ELSE'S SIDE, 807 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:26,883 OKAY, NOT JUST YOURS -- WHERE -- 808 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,018 WHERE YOU MAKE SACRIFICES AND DON'T JUST PUT YOURSELF 809 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:32,722 FIRST 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE DOING AT THE MOMENT. 810 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:34,624 -WHATEVER, DUDE. 811 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,935 BRENDAN, MAN. -ARE YOU EVEN SORRY? 812 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,709 ARE YOU SORRY? 813 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:01,117 -NO FUCKIN' WAY. 814 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,986 -YEAH. 815 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:06,723 THEN GO ON AND... GET THE FUCK OUT MY CAR RIGHT NOW, PLEASE. 816 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:08,324 -WHAT? -GET OUT OF MY CAR. 817 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:11,027 I NEED A BREAK FROM YOU. 818 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,028 -YOU NEED A BREAK FROM ME? 819 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,364 DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE. 820 00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,465 -SANTA MONICA, 821 00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,033 WESTWOOD, CULVER CITY, 822 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,434 HOLLYWOOD, SILVER LAKE, 823 00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:20,270 LOS FELIZ, DOWNTOWN! 824 00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:21,838 THERE! 825 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,740 YOU'RE SITUATED! 826 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:29,612 -SERIOUSLY? -YEAH. 827 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:42,492 TAKE YOUR STUPID SWEATER. 828 00:42:42,494 --> 00:42:44,661 -FUCK, DUDE. -SHUT THE -- 829 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,133 -COME ON. BRENDAN, COME ON, MAN. 830 00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:56,139 AAH! 831 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:00,510 UGH! 832 00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:13,990 I'VE BEEN EXILED! 833 00:43:13,992 --> 00:43:17,493 -I'M JUST GONNA RUN OFF FOR 40 MINUTES, COME BACK. 834 00:43:17,495 --> 00:43:19,829 WHAT AM I, YOUR VALET? IS THIS JUST A HOTEL? 835 00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:21,764 ARE WE CHECKING IN TO THE HOTEL LAURA? 836 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,166 -LISTEN, I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW 837 00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:24,500 WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY. 838 00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:29,839 -GABRIELLE. 839 00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,507 HI. 840 00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,676 -FUCK OFF! 841 00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:41,751 -OKAY. I'M GONNA GO. 842 00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:43,353 -YEAH. 843 00:43:43,355 --> 00:43:48,257 [ KNOCKING ] -GABRIELLE? 844 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,193 IT'S ME. 845 00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:52,662 -YEAH, I KNOW IT'S YOU. 846 00:43:52,664 --> 00:43:53,997 -I DON'T LIKE HOW WE LEFT IT. 847 00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:55,999 -YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO ANY OF MY TEXTS. 848 00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:58,568 -WELL... -OR ANY OF MY PHONE CALLS. 849 00:43:58,570 --> 00:44:00,837 -I WAS BUSY. 850 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:02,271 I WAS -- -YOU'RE BUSY. 851 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,574 -I WAS EMOTIONAL. 852 00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:07,677 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. 853 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,078 I'M A FRAGILE PERSON, 854 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,546 AND WHEN SOMEONE'S BEING CRUEL TO ME THE WAY 855 00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:11,914 YOU WERE BEING CRUEL TO ME -- 856 00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,517 -HOW WAS I BEING CRUEL TO YOU, HEATHER? 857 00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:17,453 -YOU JUDGED ME. 858 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,656 YOU'RE AL-- ALWAYS JUDGING ME. 859 00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:22,058 -WHEN HAVE I JUDGED YOU? 860 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:24,394 -WHEN YOU FOUND OUT I WAS HAVING SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 861 00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:26,462 YOU WERE SO CRUEL TO ME. 862 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:30,199 YOU... JUDGED ME, 863 00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,569 AND YOU SHOUTED AT ME. 864 00:44:33,571 --> 00:44:37,540 I NEED TO BE TREATED WITH CARE AND LOVE. 865 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:41,711 NOT AGGRESSION AND DERISION. 866 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:44,080 YOU MADE A MOCKERY OF THE TRUST 867 00:44:44,082 --> 00:44:47,016 I PUT IN YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE MAD AT ME. 868 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,919 IT'S LIKE YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HOW I WAS FEELING. 869 00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:52,789 -HEATHER, I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE. 870 00:44:56,994 --> 00:45:01,631 -OH, MY GOD. 871 00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:04,000 YOU F-- 872 00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:08,971 YOU F-FUCKED SOMEONE, AND IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY? 873 00:45:12,276 --> 00:45:15,611 HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS? 874 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:18,614 -YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE 875 00:45:18,616 --> 00:45:20,616 WHILE WE WERE STILL TOGETHER. 876 00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:24,654 -DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT ME, YOU FUCKING -- 877 00:45:24,656 --> 00:45:28,024 [ SCREAMING ] 878 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,792 WHAT THE FUCK?! MONSTER! SOCIOPATH! 879 00:45:29,794 --> 00:45:31,794 I HATE YOU! YOU! 880 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:33,629 -HEATHER, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, 881 00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:35,098 I'M GONNA BE FORCED TO TAKE ACTION! 882 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:36,365 -FINE! 883 00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:38,267 CALL THE POLICE! 884 00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:41,170 SEND ME TO JAIL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK I DESERVE! 885 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:43,172 -I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT COPS, HEATHER. 886 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:45,541 I'M TALKING ABOUT ME COMING OUT THERE 887 00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:48,010 AND SPLITTING YOUR HEAD OPEN LIKE A FUCKING WATERMELON! 888 00:45:48,012 --> 00:45:51,280 [ SPITS ] 889 00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:53,282 -LITTLE BITCH! 890 00:45:57,121 --> 00:46:00,123 -YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. -THE FUCK I DIDN'T. 891 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:05,094 LAURA, YOU CAN COME DOWN NOW. 892 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:16,038 -ALL BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHATSOEVER WHAT THE FUCK I WANT 893 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,808 AND WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING. I'M ENTIRELY SELFISH. 894 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:22,545 AND THEN TODAY, I RAN INTO HIM IN BEVERLY HILLS 895 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:26,883 AND THEN I RAN AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING COWARD. 896 00:46:26,885 --> 00:46:31,521 -DAMN. -KRIS, COME ON. 897 00:46:31,523 --> 00:46:35,691 HAD YOU EVER... 898 00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:39,128 WITH A GUY BEFORE? -NO. 899 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,863 -YOU LOST YOUR... 900 00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:44,033 -I LOST MY VIRGINITY WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD, LAURA. 901 00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,102 -NOT TECHNICALLY. -'CAUSE OF A PENIS? 902 00:46:46,104 --> 00:46:47,737 -OHH, "PENIS." 903 00:46:47,739 --> 00:46:51,207 DID YOU PUT IT IN YOUR...? 904 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,876 WHERE DID HE...? 905 00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,545 -IN A McDONALD'S HAMBURGER WRAPPER. 906 00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,814 -STOP. AAH! STOP! WHAT? 907 00:46:57,816 --> 00:46:59,782 -LAURA, WHAT IS YOUR HANG-UP? -STOP! 908 00:46:59,784 --> 00:47:01,017 ARE YOU NOT HEARING THIS? 909 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,486 -YEAH, I'M HEARING IT. SO, WHAT? 910 00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:05,154 -IT'S JUST -- -MAYBE SHE'S BI. 911 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,023 EVERYONE HAS TO BE A GOLD STAR NOW? 912 00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:08,391 WOULD YOU TREAT ME DIFFERENT 913 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:10,526 IF YOU KNEW I'D BEEN WITH A FEW ASIAN GUYS? 914 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:11,627 -IF YOU HAD BEEN WITH A GUY -- 915 00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:12,895 A FEW ASIAN GUYS? 916 00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:14,297 THAT IS WAY TOO SPECIFIC. -OKAY, CALM DOWN. 917 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:17,200 GABBI, IF YOU LIKE THIS GUY, CALL HIM, OKAY? 918 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:20,169 IT'S A FUCK OF A LOT BETTER THAN THAT DOUCHEBAG HEATHER. 919 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,972 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BABY. 920 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,575 -I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 921 00:47:25,577 --> 00:47:27,677 -OH, YOU LOVE THIS. 922 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,245 YOU LOVE ALL OF THIS. 923 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:30,913 -I LOVE MOST OF IT. 924 00:47:30,915 --> 00:47:33,149 -WHAT PART DON'T YOU LOVE? 925 00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:21,197 -LISTEN, BRENDAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS, 926 00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:24,033 AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST ALL, 927 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,802 LIKE, "YEAH, FUCK CORY," AND THIS AND THAT. 928 00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:28,604 BUT, UH -- 929 00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:32,041 BUT, UH, 930 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:36,012 I DON'T KNOW, UM, UH... 931 00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:39,382 I'M UNHAPPY, DUDE. 932 00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:42,118 YOU REMEMBER WHEN I APPLIED FOR ALL THOSE JOBS OUT HERE 933 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,720 AND I DIDN'T GET A SINGLE ONE? 934 00:48:44,722 --> 00:48:47,189 MAN, I... 935 00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:48,691 THAT DID A THING TO ME, MAN. 936 00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:52,061 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. 937 00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:59,735 I THINK I GOT SCARED. 938 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:03,139 OKAY, I-I GOT SCARED THAT I WAS JUST GONNA COME OUT HERE, 939 00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:06,342 AND I WAS -- I WAS JUST GONNA BE THREE STEPS BEHIND YOU. 940 00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:08,010 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I WAS JUST GONNA BE PART 941 00:49:08,012 --> 00:49:10,947 OF YOUR FAMOUS-GUY ENTOURAGE. 942 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:15,418 AND I WAS GONNA COME OUT HERE AND... 943 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:17,853 JUST BE NOBODY. 944 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,757 'CAUSE BACK HOME, I AM SOMEBODY, MAN. 945 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:24,493 AT MY JOB, I'M SOMEBODY. 946 00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:28,564 AND I WAS -- 947 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:31,467 I WAS JUST TOO SCARED TO START OVER AGAIN. 948 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,470 [ SIGHS ] 949 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:40,810 I'M SORRY FOR BEING A DICK. 950 00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:48,084 CALL ME, MAN. 951 00:50:15,712 --> 00:50:18,247 [ BIRD CAWS ] 952 00:50:27,557 --> 00:50:31,260 -♪ STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON ♪ 953 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:36,699 ♪ SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE -- ♪ 954 00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,334 -HE-- HELLO? 955 00:50:41,138 --> 00:50:43,339 OH. 956 00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:45,441 HI, GABBI. 957 00:50:58,288 --> 00:51:05,594 -♪ HERE, HERE WE ARE 958 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:07,763 ♪ AND ALL WE'VE GOT 959 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,632 ♪ WE HAD FROM THE START 960 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:12,268 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 961 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:18,507 ♪ SO GET UP, GET UP, GET UP AND GO ON ♪ 962 00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:23,746 ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, LOVE, KEEP YOUR HEART STRONG ♪ 963 00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:25,681 -YOU LEFT YOUR SWEATER. 964 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:41,497 L.A. IS FUCKING WEIRD. 965 00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:44,600 -YEAH... 966 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,502 -THANKS FOR THIS. 967 00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:52,541 SO, THIS IS, UH, YOUR PLACE? 968 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:55,277 NO, I, UM... 969 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:59,048 I-I GOT IT SO WE COULD... 970 00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:01,050 TALK, I... 971 00:52:01,052 --> 00:52:05,855 -SO, YOU... GOT A HOTEL ROOM 972 00:52:05,857 --> 00:52:07,456 TO TALK? 973 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:18,701 MY FACE IS, LIKE, 974 00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:21,070 BEING PULLED TOWARDS YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW BY INVISIBLE WIRES. 975 00:52:21,072 --> 00:52:23,873 DO YOU FEEL THAT? 976 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:27,209 -NO, THAT'S -- MNH-MNH. 977 00:52:27,211 --> 00:52:29,245 THAT'S BAD. -WHY? 978 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:38,654 -UH... 979 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:41,724 MM, UH... 980 00:52:41,726 --> 00:52:44,193 UM, I DON'T KNOW -- 981 00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:45,628 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ARTICULATE IT RIGHT NOW, 982 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:48,063 BUT, UM, I JUST -- I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. 983 00:52:48,065 --> 00:52:49,632 I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT THAT MUCH, 984 00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:51,901 BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT, AND HOW, UM, 985 00:52:51,903 --> 00:52:54,036 I DON'T -- I DON'T -- 986 00:52:54,038 --> 00:52:55,504 I DON'T THINK -- I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF OPTIONS. 987 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,072 THERE'S A LOT OF OUTCOMES. THERE'S, LIKE, 988 00:52:57,074 --> 00:52:58,440 A LOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WITH IT, 989 00:52:58,442 --> 00:53:00,376 BUT, UM, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCE, 990 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:01,610 AND THEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCE SO MUCH 991 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:03,345 THAT YOU FREAK -- YOU KNOW, YOU GO... 992 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:05,314 "DO I WANT TO MAKE THIS CHOICE? 993 00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:09,118 DO I -- DO I WANT TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCE OF THE CHOICE -- 994 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,819 OF THE OPTION OF THE CHOICE 995 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,454 THAT IF YOU MAKE THIS CHOICE, THEN THERE'S THAT CONSEQUENCE?" 996 00:53:12,456 --> 00:53:14,356 AND SUDDENLY, I'M -- I'M ON THE SIDE OF A DOOR, 997 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:15,925 AND THEN THERE'S -- ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR, 998 00:53:15,927 --> 00:53:17,626 THERE'S A CRAZY PERSON YELLING AT ME THROUGH THE DOOR. 999 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,295 AND IT'S LIKE, "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! YOU'RE A SLUT!" 1000 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,931 AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT? YOU'RE A SLUT." 1001 00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:23,465 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT 1002 00:53:23,467 --> 00:53:24,733 THE THINGS I WANTED TO DO WHEN I GREW UP, 1003 00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:26,535 IT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS I WANTED TO DO. 1004 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,270 THEN THERE'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. AND THEN THERE'S THE CIRCLE 1005 00:53:28,272 --> 00:53:30,372 OF UN-LIFE AND THESE OTHER CONSEQUENCES FROM WHICH -- 1006 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,575 WHICH DIRECTION YOU SPEND IN AND THE CONSEQUENCES 1007 00:53:32,577 --> 00:53:34,176 AND THE COMMITMENT AND THE CIRCLE OF THE LIFE 1008 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:35,477 AND WHAT YOU INVEST IN. 1009 00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:38,781 AND I SAW A POSSUM GET HIT BY A CAR. 1010 00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:42,618 AND IT'S LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE BABY POSSUMS?" 1011 00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:48,457 I'M SORRY. I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 1012 00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:57,066 GO FOR IT. 1013 00:53:57,068 --> 00:54:02,471 -♪ OOH-OOH-OOH 1014 00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:19,655 -Call me, man... 1015 00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:27,763 -I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1016 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:31,166 I'M WITH YOU. 1017 00:54:31,168 --> 00:54:34,770 I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. 1018 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:39,975 -♪ BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM ♪ 1019 00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:43,746 -'SUP, MY BOO?! 1020 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:45,614 -H. JO, WHAT'S UP?! 1021 00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,483 -SO, ARE YOU TOTALLY FUCKING GAY RIGHT NOW? 1022 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:49,752 ARE YOU GETTING BUTT-FUCKED, BUTT-FUCKED, 1023 00:54:49,754 --> 00:54:51,220 BUTT-FUCKED RIGHT NOW?! 1024 00:54:51,222 --> 00:54:53,322 JUST 'CAUSE YOU LIKE TO FUCK DUDES, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY. 1025 00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:55,557 I FUCK WHATEVER I WANT, MAN. I FEEL COMPLETELY NORMAL. 1026 00:54:55,559 --> 00:54:58,227 HEY, GET DOWN OFF THAT TABLE! SIT! SIT! 1027 00:54:58,229 --> 00:55:00,763 [ MEWING AND HISSING ] 1028 00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,564 SORRY, BOO, I'M YELLING AT MY CATS. 1029 00:55:02,566 --> 00:55:04,266 YOU CAN'T LET THE CATS IN THE GYM. 1030 00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:05,868 THEY PISS! GODDAMN IT! 1031 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:07,736 I SAW THAT THEY WERE FUCKING WITH YOU ON STFU, MAN. 1032 00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,838 THEY WANT TO STEP IN THE RING AND TAKE A SWING AT THE KING, 1033 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,408 THEN POW! POW! POW! POW! 1034 00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:15,010 TELL THEM, "I THINK YOUR ARMS ARE A LITTLE TOO SHORT 1035 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,445 TO BOX WITH GOD!" 1036 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:18,614 STAY GAY, BUDDY. [ BEEP ] 1037 00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:20,549 -UH... HELLO? 1038 00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:33,062 -...ANTICIPATED RETURN 1039 00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:36,965 OF THE MOST CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SHOW IN TELEVISION HISTORY. 1040 00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,168 JUSTICE IS COMING. 1041 00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:40,469 BUT TO COME, 1042 00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:43,872 FIRST YOU'VE GOT TO GET HARD. 1043 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:46,508 "HARD JUSTICE." 1044 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:49,745 -OH, BOY. 1045 00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:53,682 -HEY. -HEY! HEY! 1046 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,117 -THAT'S SO SCARY. ALL RIGHT. 1047 00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:57,619 OW! -I'M SORRY. 1048 00:55:57,621 --> 00:55:59,788 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1049 00:56:08,465 --> 00:56:13,402 -OHH. THIS IS TOO NICE. 1050 00:56:14,738 --> 00:56:17,005 I LIKE THIS TOO MUCH. -WHAT? 1051 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,941 IT'S TOO NICE FOR YOU WHY? 1052 00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,843 -I LIKE IT TOO MUCH. 1053 00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:29,051 I'M GOING THROUGH THIS, LIKE, STRESSFUL -- 1054 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:31,420 I'M OBVIOUSLY -- I'M GAY. 1055 00:56:34,691 --> 00:56:36,625 AND I'M -- 1056 00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:41,630 I'M JUST COMING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP 1057 00:56:41,632 --> 00:56:44,833 WITH A GIRL NAMED HEATHER. 1058 00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:52,508 BUT SHE WAS JUST A REAL LIAR. 1059 00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:54,910 SHE WOULD JUST FUCKING DO SO MUCH FUCKED-UP STUFF. 1060 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:58,247 SHE'D FUCKING FLIRT WITH OTHER PEOPLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME 1061 00:56:58,249 --> 00:57:00,048 AND THEN CONVINCE ME THAT I WAS CRAZY 1062 00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:03,652 AND A BITCH FOR GETTING MAD. 1063 00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:06,522 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT SHE'S BEEN FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE 1064 00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:08,957 SINCE LIKE OUR FIRST DATE. 1065 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:21,270 -YEAH, LIKE, WHAT A DICK. 1066 00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:23,906 RIGHT? GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. 1067 00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,076 -YEAH, THAT IS HOW I SHOULD FEEL. 1068 00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:29,711 SURE. THAT WOULD BE THE NORMAL, 1069 00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:32,548 HEALTHY, WELL-ADJUSTED WAY TO FEEL. 1070 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,216 AND I WOULD JUST SAY, "YEAH, GOOD RIDDANCE." 1071 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:35,584 BUT FOR SOME SICK REASON, 1072 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:38,454 I JUST -- ALL I WANT TO DO IS FORGIVE HER. 1073 00:57:38,456 --> 00:57:40,422 AND I LITERALLY -- 1074 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:42,724 I FEEL HYPNOTIZED BY HER. 1075 00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:45,661 I FEEL, LIKE, COMPLETE MIND CONTROL. 1076 00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:48,397 I JUST FEEL LIKE I JUST ESCAPED A CULT OR SOMETHING. 1077 00:57:48,399 --> 00:57:51,700 AND I DON'T HAVE ANY SELF CONTROL IN IT. 1078 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:55,204 AND I NEED SOMEBODY TO PHYSICALLY STOP ME 1079 00:57:55,206 --> 00:57:56,238 FROM GOING BACK TO HER. 1080 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,706 I CANNOT DO IT ON MY OWN. 1081 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,541 I DON'T THINK I HAVE IT IN ME. 1082 00:57:59,543 --> 00:58:01,443 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1083 00:58:01,445 --> 00:58:03,412 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 1084 00:58:03,414 --> 00:58:07,616 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 1085 00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:09,718 -SOUNDS LIKE YOU DO KNOW. 1086 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,291 I SOUND LIKE BRENDAN. 1087 00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:20,562 -WHO'S BRENDAN? 1088 00:58:20,564 --> 00:58:24,466 -MY BEST FRIEND ON EARTH. 1089 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:36,378 -WHAT IS THAT FACE? 1090 00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:38,113 -WERE YOU SCARED TO COME OUT? 1091 00:58:41,484 --> 00:58:43,785 -WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT? 1092 00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:45,754 -WELL -- -WHAT IS THIS, A GAY THING? 1093 00:58:45,756 --> 00:58:47,556 -IT'S, LIKE, A SUPER-GAY THING. 1094 00:58:47,558 --> 00:58:51,159 -WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! 1095 00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:54,663 -WHOA-HO-HO 1096 00:58:54,665 --> 00:58:57,799 -THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS FOR ME, GRIFFIN! 1097 00:58:57,801 --> 00:59:02,104 -OH, BRENDAN! IT'S SO EASY TO JUST BE GAY! 1098 00:59:02,106 --> 00:59:06,775 -OH, NO, I-I COULDN'T -- AAH! 1099 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,849 -ROAR, I'M A PENIS! 1100 00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:14,883 -AAH! 1101 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,051 [ SCREAMING ] 1102 00:59:34,671 --> 00:59:36,905 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] 1103 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:48,917 [ SCREAMS ] 1104 00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:53,755 [ PANTING ] 1105 01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:04,499 -CORY! GODDAMN IT! 1106 01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:07,502 CORY! DON'T DO THIS! 1107 01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,707 [ CAR DOORS OPEN, CLOSE ] 1108 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:13,642 -WHAT IF HE'S DEAD? 1109 01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:17,512 -NO, HE'S NOT DEAD. I CAN HEAR HIM CRYING RIGHT NOW. 1110 01:00:17,514 --> 01:00:20,148 -HEY -- [ SCREAMING ] 1111 01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:27,789 -THAT'S A WHITE SHIRT! 1112 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:29,891 SHIT, MAN! STOP TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES! 1113 01:00:29,893 --> 01:00:32,461 -AAH! 1114 01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:34,596 -HEY, BUDDY. 1115 01:00:34,598 --> 01:00:36,098 DID YOU NOT -- YOU DIDN'T SEE? 1116 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:37,466 "CORY'S SORRY, BRENDAN." 1117 01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:39,568 -AAH! "BRENDAN"! 1118 01:00:41,938 --> 01:00:45,907 WHAT THE FUCK?! 1119 01:00:45,909 --> 01:00:47,943 -UM... 1120 01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:50,746 CORY SAYS THAT YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH GAYNESS. 1121 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:52,414 -AND WHOSE LITTLE BOY ARE YOU? 1122 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:57,085 -WE -- WE BROUGHT YOU OUT HERE BECAUSE GABBI, UH -- 1123 01:00:57,087 --> 01:00:59,354 SHE -- SHE THOUGHT MAYBE SHE COULD HELP YOU 1124 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:00,555 TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT YOURSELF. 1125 01:01:00,557 --> 01:01:02,224 -OH, REALLY? LESBIAN YODA. 1126 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:03,692 YOU FUCKED HER, CORY! 1127 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,260 -YOU ARE MUCH NICER ON TV. 1128 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:07,462 -I'M MISSING THE PRESS JUNKET, CORY, OKAY?! 1129 01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:08,864 THIS IS A MESS! 1130 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:09,965 -WOW, YOU COLORED ALL OF THESE IN. 1131 01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:12,334 -YOU CAN'T JUST KIDNAP PEOPLE! 1132 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:14,670 YOU CAN'T JUST KID-- 1133 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,042 WHERE THE HELL AM I?! 1134 01:01:28,584 --> 01:01:33,989 -YOU ARE BRENDAN EHRLICK. 1135 01:01:33,991 --> 01:01:36,358 THAT IS REALLY FUCKING CRAZY. 1136 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,027 [ GROANS ] 1137 01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:42,197 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK THIS, 1138 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:44,633 SO I WON'T -- I WON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT, UH, 1139 01:01:44,635 --> 01:01:48,603 DOES -- DOES YOUR CHARACTER DIE AT THE END 1140 01:01:48,605 --> 01:01:51,239 OF THIS SEASON OF "HARD JUSTICE"? 1141 01:01:51,241 --> 01:01:55,010 -I FEEL LIKE MY CHARACTER IS DYING RIGHT NOW. 1142 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,514 -BUT DO YOU DIE IN THE SHOW? -I CAN'T SAY. 1143 01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:02,784 -YEAH. 1144 01:02:02,786 --> 01:02:05,987 I WOULD-- I WOULDN'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT... 1145 01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:10,726 SO, DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME SHIT? 1146 01:02:12,528 --> 01:02:14,596 -FINE. THRILL ME. 1147 01:02:16,299 --> 01:02:18,100 -I HAVE SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE 1148 01:02:18,102 --> 01:02:21,136 BASING MY PERSONALITY ON SUPPRESSING 1149 01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:23,972 AND DISGUISING HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT THINGS. 1150 01:02:23,974 --> 01:02:29,177 AND I HAVE LEARNED THAT THAT CAN REALLY WORK IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. 1151 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:31,847 BUT IF YOU DO IT WRONG, IT IS TOXIC, 1152 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:34,382 AND IT WILL BURN YOU FROM INSIDE-OUT. 1153 01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:37,119 IT IS LIKE THROWING A PIRANHA IN A FISH TANK. 1154 01:02:37,121 --> 01:02:40,122 AND A PIRANHA IS NOT A FISH THAT BELONGS IN A FISH TANK 1155 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:42,724 BECAUSE IT WILL TEAR EVERYTHING UP AROUND IT AND IT WILL START 1156 01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:44,426 TO DRIVE YOU INSANE AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT OUT, 1157 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,827 IT WILL DRIVE YOU FUCKING NUTS. 1158 01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:47,129 -I AM GOING FUCKING NUTS. 1159 01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:48,563 -SO THEN WHY DON'T YOU LET IT OUT? 1160 01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:51,867 -'CAUSE I'M SCARED. 1161 01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:53,735 -WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF? 1162 01:02:53,737 --> 01:02:56,571 [ SCOFFS ] -WHAT AM I SCARED OF? 1163 01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:59,775 -YEAH. 1164 01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:02,544 -I'M AFRAID MY CAREER IS GONNA FALL APART. 1165 01:03:02,546 --> 01:03:04,846 IT'S BEEN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE, OKAY? 1166 01:03:04,848 --> 01:03:07,149 I'M AFRAID MY FANS ARE GONNA TURN ON ME. 1167 01:03:07,151 --> 01:03:09,985 I'M AFRAID I'LL BECOME A JOKE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, 1168 01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:12,154 I-I'M FUCKING SCARED PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOOK AT ME DIFFERENT. 1169 01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:14,990 -OH, FUCK PEOPLE. -MY PARENTS ARE PEOPLE. 1170 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:18,260 OKAY, PEOPLE I LOVE -- MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS. 1171 01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:20,762 I-- YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M SUPPOSED 1172 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:23,331 TO ESTABLISH MYSELF ALL OVER AGAIN 1173 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,233 TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW. 1174 01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:29,337 I'M AFRAID THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG ME -- NOT WRONG WITH ME. 1175 01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:31,139 I'M... 1176 01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:39,147 I'M REALLY AFRAID... 1177 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,817 THAT I'M NOT GONNA BE ME ANYMORE. 1178 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,324 THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING SCARED OF. 1179 01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:54,830 I'M SCARED THAT I WON'T BE ME ANYMORE. 1180 01:03:56,732 --> 01:03:59,868 -YOU HAVEN'T SAID THAT ONE OUT LOUD YET? 1181 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:08,076 -THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SCARED OF... 1182 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:10,846 THIS WHOLE TIME -- I WON'T BE ME, 1183 01:04:10,848 --> 01:04:12,414 AND THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE ANY SENSE. 1184 01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:13,715 I AM ME -- WHATEVER I DO 1185 01:04:13,717 --> 01:04:15,784 IS ME DOING IT BECAUSE IT'S -- IT'S ME. 1186 01:04:15,786 --> 01:04:17,552 I COULDN'T NOT BE ME. 1187 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,454 WHAT, DID I THINK I WAS GONNA COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND TURN 1188 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:21,456 INTO A TENNIS BALL? 1189 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,092 FUCK! 1190 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:31,233 FUCK YOU, WORLD! 1191 01:04:31,767 --> 01:04:35,270 YEAH! YEAH! 1192 01:04:35,272 --> 01:04:39,274 I AM ME! 1193 01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:43,411 ♪ 1194 01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:46,081 CAN I BORROW YOUR CELLPHONE? 1195 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:47,182 -SURE. 1196 01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:49,784 JUST DON'T DROP IT OFF THE CLIFF. 1197 01:04:58,828 --> 01:05:01,463 -I GOT IT COMPLETELY WRONG. 1198 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:04,399 [ DISTANTLY ] -I'M GAY! 1199 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:10,005 -WHAT DID HE SAY? -I... 1200 01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:12,140 -WHAT?! -I'M GAY, 1201 01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:17,078 AND I'VE BEEN GAY ALL ALONG. 1202 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,049 [ MANIACAL LAUGHTER, MUSIC SWELLS ] 1203 01:05:22,652 --> 01:05:25,186 IT GOT SUPER-VILLAIN-Y. 1204 01:05:25,188 --> 01:05:26,388 -SUPER-VILLAIN-Y? REALLY? 1205 01:05:26,390 --> 01:05:28,623 -YEAH, LIKE, MORE SUPER-VILLAIN-Y 1206 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,058 THAN I INTENDED. BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 1207 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,726 -YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 1208 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:33,261 I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 1209 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,262 -AM I RIGHT? 1210 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,997 -YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAZY CELEBRITY. 1211 01:05:37,867 --> 01:05:40,302 SO, HOW'D THEY TAKE IT? 1212 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:44,239 -WE KNOW YOU'RE GAY. 1213 01:05:44,241 --> 01:05:45,507 -YOU KNEW? 1214 01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:48,310 -WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OUT AT THE RESTAURANT WI-- 1215 01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:49,778 WITH CORY? 1216 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:52,647 -YOU COULD HAVE COME OUT AS A COUPLE. 1217 01:05:52,649 --> 01:05:55,150 -WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 1218 01:05:55,152 --> 01:06:00,188 -WHY DIDN'T WE TELL YOU YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? 1219 01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:04,826 -AND THEN THEY JUST LEFT? -YEAH. 1220 01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:06,828 I THINK THEY WERE KIND OF PISSED AT THE METHOD -- 1221 01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:09,297 DRIVING THEM ALL THE WAY OUT HERE. 1222 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:12,200 WE'LL HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT IT LATER, I'M SURE. 1223 01:06:15,237 --> 01:06:19,407 HEY, CORY, YOU'RE AN AWESOME FRIEND, MAN. 1224 01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:30,719 -OW! -AH, GOD! 1225 01:06:30,721 --> 01:06:33,121 -IT HURT. 1226 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:35,223 -AH, SHIT, MAN. -EH. 1227 01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:43,131 OH, SHIT, MAN, THE PARTY. 1228 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,866 DUDE, IT'S LATE. -IS THAT, LIKE, A FANCY THING? 1229 01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:47,102 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY -- -I'VE GOT YOU COVERED, ALL RIGHT? 1230 01:06:47,104 --> 01:06:48,470 EVERYTHING'S AT MY HOUSE. 1231 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:49,471 IT'LL BE SWEET. 1232 01:06:49,473 --> 01:06:53,775 GOD, I-I DON'T WANT TO LOOK GAY. -I KNOW. 1233 01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:58,113 [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT? 1234 01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:02,951 I THINK EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE. 1235 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:18,366 ♪ 1236 01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:24,439 -FUCK YOU, HALEY! 1237 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,241 -WHOA! -ARE WE GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE 1238 01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:28,276 THIS WITHOUT IT BLOWING UP IN OUR FACES? 1239 01:07:28,278 --> 01:07:29,911 -WHAT, LIKE I'VE NEVER DONE A RED CARPET BEFORE? 1240 01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:32,614 -WE ARE RIGHT ON THE EDGE, BRENDAN. 1241 01:07:32,616 --> 01:07:34,883 DON'T ACT CUTE. 1242 01:07:34,885 --> 01:07:37,252 -SO, HOW DO I LOOK? 1243 01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:41,289 -GAY. 1244 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:43,024 -YOU MISSED THE JUNKET THIS MORNING. 1245 01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:44,726 YOU GOT ALL THESE RUMORS GOING AROUND. 1246 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:48,063 AND NOW THERE IS THIS INSANE DOCTORED PHOTO OF YOU 1247 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:49,431 IN YOUR UNDERWEAR STANDING ON A CLIFF. 1248 01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:52,067 -IT'S NOT DOCTORED. -WHAT? 1249 01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:55,837 -I TOOK OFF ALL MY CLOTHES AND STOOD ON A CLIFF. 1250 01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,138 HEY, THERE. HI. 1251 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:59,040 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1252 01:07:59,042 --> 01:08:01,209 -BRENDAN, HEY, HOW ARE YOU? -GOOD. 1253 01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:03,078 -BRENDAN, ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW SEASON? 1254 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,946 -ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW, IT'S, UH -- YOU KNOW, 1255 01:08:04,948 --> 01:08:06,514 I ALREADY KNOW THE TWISTS AND TURNS, 1256 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:08,516 SO I GUESS I'D BE, UH, 1257 01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:09,551 MORE PROUD THAN EXCITED. 1258 01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:11,953 -ANY COMMENT ABOUT THE GAY RUMORS 1259 01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:14,355 CIRCULATING AROUND YOU RECENTLY? 1260 01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:17,459 -ONLY THAT THEY'RE 100% TRUE, TIM. 1261 01:08:17,461 --> 01:08:19,694 -WHAT? -I'M GAY. 1262 01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:21,596 TRY NOT TO PANIC. 1263 01:08:27,136 --> 01:08:30,338 WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO! 1264 01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:31,473 YEAH! 1265 01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:34,976 -I WISH THERE WAS ALL THIS SHARING AND STUFF 1266 01:08:34,978 --> 01:08:38,446 WHEN I CAME OUT. 1267 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,315 WHEN I CAME OUT, IT WAS JUST MY MOM. 1268 01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:45,120 SHE GOT ALL SURPRISED AND WEIRD. 1269 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:50,058 I'M -- I'M GONNA PEE. 1270 01:08:50,060 --> 01:08:53,194 -YOU OKAY? 1271 01:08:53,196 --> 01:08:54,729 -AAH! -OH, GOD! 1272 01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:58,266 -SUPER-EMBARRASSED, BUT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE FUCKING... 1273 01:08:58,268 --> 01:08:59,534 SUPERPOWERS! WHOO-HOO! WHOO! 1274 01:08:59,536 --> 01:09:02,036 -YEAH! -WHOO! 1275 01:09:08,777 --> 01:09:12,447 [ DISTANT PING ] 1276 01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:19,254 [ FAUCET RUNNING ] 1277 01:09:20,923 --> 01:09:23,124 -AAH. 1278 01:09:23,126 --> 01:09:27,729 -"AAH," OH, IT'S ME -- HEATHER. 1279 01:09:27,731 --> 01:09:32,033 -♪ UH-OH UH-OH J. DASH 1280 01:09:32,035 --> 01:09:34,335 ♪ UH-OH UH-OH 1281 01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:37,572 ♪ I MADE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY 1282 01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:39,674 -HEY! 1283 01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:48,583 -WHAT'S UP, MAN? 1284 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:56,324 -ALL I'M SAYING IS WE NEVER TALKED. 1285 01:09:56,326 --> 01:09:59,661 -WE TALKED. -WE FOUGHT. 1286 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:05,233 YELLING AND SCREAMING AND CALLING EACH OTHER NAMES. 1287 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:08,269 THAT'S NOT US. THAT'S NEVER BEEN US. 1288 01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,106 LOOK AT ME. 1289 01:10:15,311 --> 01:10:17,345 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE THINK. 1290 01:10:17,347 --> 01:10:19,814 IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER EVEN WHAT WE DO, 1291 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,350 AS LONG AS WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 1292 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:25,086 ACTIONS AND WORDS DON'T MATTER. 1293 01:10:25,088 --> 01:10:28,656 ALL THAT MATTERS ARE EMOTIONS. 1294 01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:33,962 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN. 1295 01:10:33,964 --> 01:10:35,763 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'VE BEEN WITH. 1296 01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:37,999 -I'VE BEEN WITH THIS GUY CORY FROM FLORIDA. 1297 01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:39,934 I MEAN, WE -- -THAT'S FINE. 1298 01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:43,238 -NO. 1299 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,273 I'M AN ASSHOLE. 1300 01:10:45,275 --> 01:10:51,112 AND I'VE BEEN DOING REALLY, REALLY STUPID THINGS. 1301 01:10:51,114 --> 01:10:55,116 I'M SORRY, HEATHER. 1302 01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:57,118 I'VE BEEN REALLY UNFAIR TO YOU. 1303 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,387 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1304 01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:02,090 -DID YOU JUST SAY I'M RIGHT? 1305 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,328 I FORGIVE YOU, GABBI. 1306 01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:16,004 -WHAT'S WITH ALL THE, UH, LIKE, PIRATE STUFF? 1307 01:11:16,006 --> 01:11:19,073 THERE'S ALL THESE, LIKE, SWORDS AROUND EVERYWHERE. 1308 01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:21,276 -YOU -- HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED MY SHOW? 1309 01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:23,745 -SHOWS. -YO! BRENDAN! REMEMBER ME? 1310 01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:25,947 IT'S ME, SKYLER. REMEMBER ME FROM JAY'S BIRTHDAY? 1311 01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,782 I GOT A LOT OF MONEY COMING UP FROM ECUADOR TO MAKE 1312 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,584 SOME REALLY INTERESTING FILMS. HEY, YOU LIKE "SPIDER-MAN"? 1313 01:11:29,586 --> 01:11:31,352 I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU -- "COW-MAN." 1314 01:11:31,354 --> 01:11:32,920 "COW-MAN." -COW? 1315 01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:34,055 -HALF MAN, HALF COW. 1316 01:11:34,057 --> 01:11:35,356 -YES! -NO. 1317 01:11:35,358 --> 01:11:37,425 -HE'S GOT HORNS AND TITS. HORNS AND TITS. 1318 01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:39,027 -I'M JUST FRIENDS WITH HIM, 1319 01:11:39,029 --> 01:11:41,296 BUT DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A -- LIKE, A SCRIPT I COULD READ? 1320 01:11:41,298 --> 01:11:42,363 -YOU WANT TO WRITE IT? -WHAT? 1321 01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:43,498 -WRITE IT. -YES! 1322 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:44,932 -YEAH. -I NEED TO TALK TO YOU 1323 01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:46,768 ABOUT SOMETHING. 1324 01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:48,670 -OKAY. 1325 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,607 -SLIDING IN. EYES OVER HERE. 1326 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:54,309 WE'RE STILL HAVING A CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW. 1327 01:11:54,311 --> 01:11:56,678 YEAH, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. YOU LIKE THIS JACKET? 1328 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,946 PART OF GUCCI. -IS -- IS THAT A THING? 1329 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:00,882 -YEAH, YEAH. 1330 01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:10,024 -♪ SAY IT, SAY IT WITH, SAY IT WITH ME ♪ 1331 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:13,094 ♪ SAY IT, SAY IT WITH, UH-OH 1332 01:12:13,096 --> 01:12:16,698 ♪ TAKE IT BACK, GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP TO ME ♪ 1333 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:20,335 ♪ 'CAUSE I CAN'T GO ON IF YOUR LOVE ISN'T STRONG ♪ 1334 01:12:20,337 --> 01:12:21,803 ♪ YOU GOT ONE LOVE 1335 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:23,471 -BECAUSE SHE GETS INVITED TO THESE THINGS. 1336 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:25,340 I DON'T KNOW. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1337 01:12:25,342 --> 01:12:27,475 EITHER WAY, IT WOULD BE TOTALLY UNFAIR OF ME 1338 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:30,078 TO JUST WALK OFF WITH YOU IN FRONT OF HER. 1339 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,581 -ALL RIGHT. UNFAIR TO HER? 1340 01:12:38,387 --> 01:12:42,357 -WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 1341 01:12:42,359 --> 01:12:44,359 I ALREADY TOLD YOU I LIKE YOU. 1342 01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:46,160 YES, I TOLD YOU THAT, CORY. 1343 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:52,533 BUT THIS IS A VERY SPECIFICALLY CONFUSING AND DIFFICULT TIME. 1344 01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:54,102 AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. 1345 01:12:54,104 --> 01:12:56,404 AND YOU KNEW THAT GOING INTO IT THINGS ARE VERY MESSY. 1346 01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:58,306 SO I DON'T... 1347 01:12:58,308 --> 01:12:59,774 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT. 1348 01:12:59,776 --> 01:13:02,777 AND I THINK THAT I'M ENTITLED TO THAT. 1349 01:13:05,414 --> 01:13:07,849 WE JUST MET AT THE WRONG TIME. 1350 01:13:10,786 --> 01:13:12,253 -YEAH. 1351 01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:14,088 YES. 1352 01:13:14,090 --> 01:13:17,158 YEAH, NO, UM, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1353 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,660 YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, OF COURSE. 1354 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:22,864 I KNOW THAT -- THAT THIS WHOLE THING -- 1355 01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:24,999 ME, HIM, HER -- 1356 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:28,136 IT'S ALL JUST A BIG TORNADO. 1357 01:13:28,138 --> 01:13:32,640 AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A LOT RIGHT NOW. 1358 01:13:34,376 --> 01:13:36,944 -OKAY. THANKS. 1359 01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:40,748 -HEY, UH, JUST, UH, EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND. 1360 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:44,852 SHE FUCKING DUMPED ME, MAN! 1361 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,321 -YOU G-- YOU GUYS WEREN'T EVEN TOGETHER. 1362 01:13:47,323 --> 01:13:48,856 -NO! BUT SHE DID IT ANYWAY, MAN! 1363 01:13:48,858 --> 01:13:50,458 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE COULD DO IT UNTIL SHE DID IT. 1364 01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:53,995 AND FOR THAT -- THAT EVIL FUCKING ALIEN OSTRICH 1365 01:13:53,997 --> 01:13:56,731 EX-GIRLFRIEND OF HER'S, MAN. WHAT THE SHIT?! 1366 01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,867 -LISTEN TO ME, CORY. PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME, OKAY? 1367 01:13:59,869 --> 01:14:03,604 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE LEFT YOU FOR HER EX OR SOMEONE NEW. 1368 01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:08,042 'CAUSE SHE DID WHAT SHE FELT SHE NEEDED TO DO TO BE HAPPY. 1369 01:14:08,044 --> 01:14:09,677 -NO! 1370 01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:11,546 OKAY? NO. 1371 01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:13,881 MAN, I DON'T WANT TO BE COMPLICATED! 1372 01:14:13,883 --> 01:14:15,650 OKAY... 1373 01:14:15,652 --> 01:14:20,188 I'M SICK OF FEELING LIKE I'M TOO SMART 1374 01:14:20,190 --> 01:14:22,056 OR SCREWED-UP OR -- 1375 01:14:22,058 --> 01:14:23,458 OR STUPID OR ANYTHING 1376 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:27,061 TO -- TO JUST GO AFTER WHAT FEELS GOOD, MAN. 1377 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:28,429 FUCK! 1378 01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:30,031 "OH, WE JUST MET AT THE WRONG TIME." 1379 01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:32,300 DUDE, SHE TOLD ME -- SHE LITERALLY TOLD ME 1380 01:14:32,302 --> 01:14:34,168 THAT SHE NEEDED SOMEONE TO STOP HER -- 1381 01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:37,605 PHYSICALLY STOP HER FROM GOING BACK TO THAT GIRL. 1382 01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:39,607 AND NOW I'M JUST -- I'M JUST POWERLESS? 1383 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:43,611 -WAIT. SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT? 1384 01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:44,479 -YES! 1385 01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:45,947 WHEN -- WHEN WE WERE ON A BED, 1386 01:14:45,949 --> 01:14:47,482 AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL 1387 01:14:47,484 --> 01:14:49,450 AND THEN WE FLOATED UP INTO SPACE, DUDE. 1388 01:14:49,452 --> 01:14:51,118 WHO DOES THAT? 1389 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,523 -IF SHE SAID THAT AND YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING, 1390 01:14:55,525 --> 01:14:56,858 YOU'RE FUCKING YOGURT, MAN. 1391 01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:58,559 -DON'T YOU SAY THAT. DON'T YOU SAY THAT. 1392 01:14:58,561 --> 01:14:59,760 -YOU WILL BE FUCKING YOGURT IF YOU DON'T GO OUT THERE 1393 01:14:59,762 --> 01:15:01,362 AND DO SOMETHING. 1394 01:15:01,364 --> 01:15:03,564 -MAN, I'M -- I'M... 1395 01:15:03,566 --> 01:15:05,766 I WAS JUST... TRYING TO BE AN ADULT ABOUT THIS. 1396 01:15:05,768 --> 01:15:07,735 -AN ADULT?! FUCK THAT SHIT! 1397 01:15:07,737 --> 01:15:10,671 OKAY, WE'RE IN LOS ANGELES! 1398 01:15:16,912 --> 01:15:22,316 -BROTHER. -BROTHER. 1399 01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:23,784 -BROTHERS! 1400 01:15:23,786 --> 01:15:27,154 -FUCK, YEAH! FUCK, YEAH! THAT'S THE WRONG DOOR! 1401 01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:29,257 ♪ 1402 01:15:29,259 --> 01:15:31,292 -HEY. GABBI. 1403 01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:35,096 -OW! LET GO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1404 01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:37,965 I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD. HEATHER IS THE PERSON I'M WITH. 1405 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:39,300 YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT. -CHRIST! 1406 01:15:39,302 --> 01:15:41,002 ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF? 1407 01:15:41,004 --> 01:15:43,771 -SHE'S NOT A BAD PERSON, CORY. OKAY? 1408 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:45,606 I MADE HER OUT TO BE A LOT WORSE THAN SHE IS. 1409 01:15:45,608 --> 01:15:47,575 SHE'S JUST DIFFICULT AND COMPLICATED RIGHT NOW. 1410 01:15:47,577 --> 01:15:49,243 -NO, NO, NO. BA-BA-BA-BA-BA. 1411 01:15:49,245 --> 01:15:51,679 IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? 1412 01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:53,648 AFTER THIS PERSON CHEATED ON YOU AND -- 1413 01:15:53,650 --> 01:15:55,550 AND KICKED YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN HOME, 1414 01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:58,052 YOU'RE JUST GONNA ACCEPT AN APOLOGY? 1415 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,154 I'M NOT TRYING TO GET YOU BACK, GABBI. 1416 01:16:00,156 --> 01:16:01,889 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND HERE. 1417 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,792 -YOU ARE A USER. 1418 01:16:06,361 --> 01:16:08,996 -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1419 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:14,569 HEATHER. -I CAN TELL -- 1420 01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:19,740 -HEATHER, JUST -- JUST -- -I CAN TELL. 1421 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:23,210 GABBI'S LIKE A LEAF IN THE WIND. 1422 01:16:23,212 --> 01:16:27,815 YOU MADE HER FEEL... 1423 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:30,384 APPRECIATED, 1424 01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:32,320 AND SHE NEEDED THAT. 1425 01:16:32,322 --> 01:16:33,921 SO SHE FELL ON YOUR DICK. 1426 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:38,726 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 1427 01:16:38,728 --> 01:16:42,597 GABBI KNOWS WHAT REAL LOVE FEELS LIKE. 1428 01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:46,067 AND SHE WON'T LET THAT GO. 1429 01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:48,469 -WHOA. YOU ARE -- 1430 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,037 I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS, 1431 01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:51,839 AND YOU'RE JUST COMPLETELY AWFUL ALREADY. 1432 01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:53,474 ARE YOU REALLY GONNA GO BACK TO THIS? 1433 01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,209 SHE'S CARTOONISHLY EVIL. 1434 01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:57,445 -YOU ARE SO HURTFUL. 1435 01:16:57,447 --> 01:16:58,913 CAN YOU GO AWAY? 1436 01:16:58,915 --> 01:17:03,150 STOP DARKENING OUR LIGHT WITH YOUR... 1437 01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:06,787 NEGATIVITY AND HATE. 1438 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,835 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1439 01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:21,936 -UH... 1440 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:24,372 -GABBI, HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1441 01:17:24,374 --> 01:17:25,506 LOOK AT ME. 1442 01:17:25,508 --> 01:17:28,676 -I-I HAVE TO GO. 1443 01:17:28,678 --> 01:17:31,312 I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO GO, HEATHER. 1444 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:35,049 -HONEY. 1445 01:17:35,051 --> 01:17:36,317 LISTEN TO ME. 1446 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:38,219 ARE YOU LISTENING? 1447 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,193 -CORY, SHE ACTUALLY HAS KIND OF AN ANGER PROBLEM. 1448 01:17:46,195 --> 01:17:47,662 CAN WE JUST LEAVE? 1449 01:17:47,664 --> 01:17:48,929 -YOU FUCKING TWIT! -CAN WE JUST LEAVE RIGHT NOW? 1450 01:17:48,931 --> 01:17:50,131 CAN WE PLEASE JUST -- CAN WE LEAVE? 1451 01:17:50,133 --> 01:17:52,133 -NO FUCKING WAY! 1452 01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:55,536 YOU'RE GONNA REJECT ME?! 1453 01:17:55,538 --> 01:17:57,238 -OVERREACTION! 1454 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,573 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, 1455 01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:01,375 WHOA. 1456 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:05,546 -LEAVE HER ALONE! 1457 01:18:05,548 --> 01:18:08,749 -WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS WITH YOU, CORY?! 1458 01:18:32,908 --> 01:18:34,842 -MY SHOE! 1459 01:18:40,749 --> 01:18:42,049 -COME ON, MAN! 1460 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,751 -HOLY SHIT! 1461 01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:45,119 I INSTANTLY REGRET EVERYTHING. 1462 01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:46,620 I WANT TO GO HOME. I'M SO SORRY. 1463 01:18:46,622 --> 01:18:48,656 I'M SO SORRY. 1464 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,273 [ SCREAMS ] 1465 01:19:16,118 --> 01:19:17,785 -GABBI! 1466 01:19:17,787 --> 01:19:20,621 ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM TALK TO ME LIKE THIS? 1467 01:19:21,723 --> 01:19:25,559 AFTER ALL WE'VE SHARED! 1468 01:19:25,561 --> 01:19:29,764 SOME OF THE TRUEST AND DEEPEST LOVE -- 1469 01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:34,368 EMOTIONS THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVER FEEL 1470 01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:36,871 BUT ONCE IN A LIFETIME! 1471 01:19:38,406 --> 01:19:41,976 -HOW CAN YOU BE SO PSYCHOTIC AND COORDINATED AT THE SAME TIME? 1472 01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:46,380 -YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND ME. 1473 01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:49,650 I AM A VENUS. 1474 01:19:49,652 --> 01:19:51,819 I AM A TAPESTRY. 1475 01:19:51,821 --> 01:19:55,322 -YOU'RE TRYING TO MURDER SOMEBODY WITH A SWORD RIGHT NOW! 1476 01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:04,331 -GET HER, CORY! GET HER! 1477 01:20:09,671 --> 01:20:11,739 -WHO'S THAT GIRL'S AGENT? 1478 01:20:11,741 --> 01:20:14,241 -YOU HURT PEOPLE. 1479 01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:17,912 YOU'RE A DICK. 1480 01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:21,048 AND SHE'S OUTGROWN YOU. SO DEAL WITH IT! 1481 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,319 I SAID DEAL WITH IT! 1482 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,154 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1483 01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:28,856 DON'T SPEAK. 1484 01:20:28,858 --> 01:20:30,858 I JUST WANT... 1485 01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:33,727 I JUST WANT YOU TO SIT THERE AND ABSORB IT! 1486 01:20:35,597 --> 01:20:37,431 JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK?! 1487 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:39,934 FUCKING RED BULL CAN?! -FUCKING RIGHT, PRICK. 1488 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,669 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 1489 01:20:41,671 --> 01:20:42,703 -WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 1490 01:20:42,705 --> 01:20:43,904 -FUCK YOU, BITCH! 1491 01:20:43,906 --> 01:20:45,506 -I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HER! -NO! 1492 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:46,974 -WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? ARE YOU GONNA HIT A GIRL? 1493 01:20:46,976 --> 01:20:48,976 -NO! -FORGET IT, BRENDAN! LET ME GO! 1494 01:20:48,978 --> 01:20:50,678 -NO, CORY! -SHE'S OSAMA BIN LADEN. 1495 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,946 I HAVE TO DESTROY HER! -OH, YEAH. 1496 01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:53,280 BIG MAN. 1497 01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:54,915 BIG FUCKING MAN! 1498 01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:57,017 YOU WANT TO HIT A GIRL? FUCKING HIT ME RIGHT HERE! 1499 01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:58,419 FUCKING HIT ME RIGHT HERE! 1500 01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:01,155 SEE WHO THE FUCKING COPS BELIEVE, YOU FUCKING -- 1501 01:21:05,727 --> 01:21:09,496 OHH! 1502 01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:13,100 YOU FUCKING... 1503 01:21:13,102 --> 01:21:17,204 WHITE-TRASH, ABUSIVE FAKE HUSBAND. 1504 01:21:20,108 --> 01:21:25,012 -I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I HATED MYSELF ENOUGH 1505 01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:27,715 TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT. 1506 01:21:31,186 --> 01:21:33,988 LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 1507 01:21:37,158 --> 01:21:41,228 -AAH! AAH! 1508 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,796 -OH, MY GOD! 1509 01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:45,132 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 1510 01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,234 IT HURTS SO BAD! 1511 01:21:54,376 --> 01:21:57,411 -THIS IS NOT FAIR. 1512 01:21:57,413 --> 01:22:01,448 NO ONE'S EVER FAIR TO ME. 1513 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:04,351 I'M THE VICTIM. 1514 01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:06,687 PEOPLE ALWAYS HURT ME. 1515 01:22:06,689 --> 01:22:12,092 NO ONE EVER REALLY LISTENS OR CARES ABOUT HOW I'M FEELING. 1516 01:22:13,662 --> 01:22:18,065 -HEY. HI. DO -- DO YOU NEED ANY -- 1517 01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:20,768 -FUCK YOU! -GOODNESS GRACIOUS! 1518 01:22:25,373 --> 01:22:30,277 -IT'S, LIKE, SPIKE -- SPIKY. -SPIKY? 1519 01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:31,679 -NO, SPICY. 1520 01:22:31,681 --> 01:22:34,548 -IS THIS HELPING YOU, OR IS THIS MAKING YOU MORE WET? 1521 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:35,950 -I DON'T KNOW! 1522 01:22:35,952 --> 01:22:37,284 I DON'T KNOW! 1523 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,219 -HEY. 1524 01:22:39,221 --> 01:22:43,157 HOW YOU -- HOW YOU DO-- I HEARD YOU GOT MACED? 1525 01:22:43,159 --> 01:22:44,992 IN THE -- IN THE FACE REGION. 1526 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:46,660 YEAH, WHAT, WAS THERE SOME SORT OF, LIKE, 1527 01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:51,098 EPIC EN GARDE AND WHAT -- AND WHAT HAVE YOU WITH, UH, 1528 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,967 THOSE TWO CRAZY PEOPLE. DO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMES? 1529 01:22:52,969 --> 01:22:54,969 BUT THAT'S THE GUY. 1530 01:22:54,971 --> 01:22:56,670 THAT'S -- I -- AND YOU GUYS ARE... 1531 01:22:56,672 --> 01:22:59,006 FRIENDS. I BROUGHT MILK 1532 01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:01,475 BECAUSE I HEARD ON THIS EPISODE -- 1533 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,444 I SURVI-- OKAY, YEAH. 1534 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:04,878 UH. THERE YOU GO. 1535 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:07,514 -OHH. 1536 01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,350 THAT'S... BETTER. 1537 01:23:09,352 --> 01:23:13,754 -IT DOES A -- IT DOES A BODY GOOD, THAT STUFF. 1538 01:23:13,756 --> 01:23:15,389 -CALCIUM. 1539 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:17,658 -LISTEN, UH, BRENDAN, ABOUT THE PARADE, 1540 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:21,128 I-I DIDN'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? I-I-I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, 1541 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:24,098 MAYBE SINCE YOU WERE AT THE BAR, YOU WERE ALREADY COMING OUT, 1542 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,333 BUT THEN I SAW WHAT HAPPENED ONLINE, 1543 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:29,236 AND GOOD GOD, I-I FELT EMBARRASSED 1544 01:23:29,238 --> 01:23:33,173 AND REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD. 1545 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:36,543 BUT I HEARD YOU CAME OUT ON -- ON -- ON THE CARPET. 1546 01:23:36,545 --> 01:23:41,548 -I-- IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S BECAUSE YOU KISSED ME. 1547 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:44,852 -WHAT? COME ON. REALLY? 1548 01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:47,021 -YEAH, I -- 1549 01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,390 IT'S BECAUSE I'M GAY, BUT... -SURE. 1550 01:23:49,392 --> 01:23:53,961 -BUT YOU KISSING ME REALLY HELPED. 1551 01:23:53,963 --> 01:23:56,430 -WOW. I'M -- I'M GLAD I COULD -- 1552 01:23:56,432 --> 01:23:59,566 WE COULD -- TOGETHER WE MADE IT HAPPEN. 1553 01:23:59,568 --> 01:24:01,735 -YOU KNOW, I... 1554 01:24:01,737 --> 01:24:05,839 WANT TO ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE. 1555 01:24:05,841 --> 01:24:06,940 -LIKE, RIGHT NOW? -I MEAN, LIKE, 1556 01:24:06,942 --> 01:24:09,109 I'M ASKING YOU OUT ON -- 1557 01:24:09,111 --> 01:24:12,346 ON A DATE, NOW, BUT IT'S... 1558 01:24:15,483 --> 01:24:16,650 FUCK IT. -WHAT? 1559 01:24:27,295 --> 01:24:29,396 WOW! 1560 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:31,198 THAT WAS -- 1561 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,900 THAT WAS REALLY -- SPICE. 1562 01:24:32,902 --> 01:24:34,635 IT WAS SPICY. -MILKY-SPICE? 1563 01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:36,403 -IT'S MILKY-SPICE, YEAH. 1564 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:38,572 'CAUSE WITH BABY SPICE -- MILKY SPICE. 1565 01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:40,307 -I LOOK REALLY SCARY NOW. 1566 01:24:40,309 --> 01:24:42,509 -SCARY SPICE. -ALL OF THEM. 1567 01:24:42,511 --> 01:24:44,478 -NO, NO, YOU DON'T. YOU REALLY DON'T. 1568 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:48,582 THAT WAS VERY, VERY NICE, ACTUALLY. 1569 01:24:53,521 --> 01:24:57,057 -YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE? -YEAH. 1570 01:24:57,059 --> 01:24:59,393 -YEAH? -COOL. OKAY. 1571 01:24:59,395 --> 01:25:00,594 YOU GOOD? 1572 01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:03,063 YOU ALL -- AND THAT GIRL IS ALSO HERE? 1573 01:25:03,065 --> 01:25:06,366 OKAY. JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. 1574 01:25:11,239 --> 01:25:13,340 -AAH! 1575 01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:27,254 ♪ 1576 01:25:57,252 --> 01:26:03,490 -♪ HERE, HERE WE ARE 1577 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:10,030 ♪ AND ALL WE GOT WE HAD FROM THE START ♪ 1578 01:26:10,032 --> 01:26:17,271 ♪ SO GET UP, GET UP, GET UP AND GO ON 1579 01:26:17,273 --> 01:26:19,406 ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, LOVE 1580 01:26:19,408 --> 01:26:27,014 ♪ KEEP YOUR HEART STRONG 1581 01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:28,949 -YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE. 1582 01:26:28,951 --> 01:26:32,452 -WHAT? 1583 01:26:32,454 --> 01:26:35,689 -WHY GO? 1584 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:39,626 -I HAVE TO, MAN. MY JOB. 1585 01:26:39,628 --> 01:26:43,163 IT'S NOT THAT EASY. I-I -- IT'S MY REAL LIFE. 1586 01:26:43,165 --> 01:26:47,067 -ARE YOU SCARED? 1587 01:26:49,971 --> 01:26:53,507 -I... 1588 01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:57,277 COOL, MAN. I'LL SEE YOU SOON, BRENDAN. 1589 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,187 -SEE ME SOONER. 1590 01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:08,956 "HARD JUSTICE." WEDNESDAYS AT 9:00. 1591 01:27:08,958 --> 01:27:10,524 -DO YOU DIE? 1592 01:27:10,526 --> 01:27:13,527 -YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH AND SEE. 1593 01:27:33,214 --> 01:27:35,749 -WAIT, COR-- 1594 01:27:47,295 --> 01:27:50,030 THIS IS OKAY? 1595 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:51,698 -THIS... 1596 01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:53,800 IS TOTALLY FINE. 1597 01:27:57,372 --> 01:27:59,640 -SO, WHY ARE WE CRYING? WE SHOULDN'T BE CRYING. 1598 01:27:59,642 --> 01:28:01,241 -YOU KNOW, THIS IS -- IT'S JUST, LIKE, A CASUAL -- 1599 01:28:01,243 --> 01:28:03,977 -JUST A CASUAL, STUPID REBOUND, HOOK-UP. 1600 01:28:03,979 --> 01:28:05,345 -IT'S -- IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A BIG DEAL. 1601 01:28:05,347 --> 01:28:07,948 -NO, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1602 01:28:07,950 --> 01:28:10,584 -YET WE'RE STILL CRYING. 1603 01:28:13,454 --> 01:28:15,222 -I FEEL REALLY FREAKED OUT. 1604 01:28:15,224 --> 01:28:16,623 -NO, DON'T. I'M SORRY. 1605 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:18,125 -NO, DON'T BE SORRY. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1606 01:28:18,127 --> 01:28:19,493 -I'M SO SORRY. -I'M SORRY. 1607 01:28:19,495 --> 01:28:20,927 -FOR WHAT, THOUGH? YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1608 01:28:20,929 --> 01:28:22,095 I'M -- -JUST SHUT UP. 1609 01:28:22,097 --> 01:28:23,497 WE'RE BOTH SORRY ABOUT SOMETHING. 1610 01:28:23,499 --> 01:28:26,667 I DON'T KNOW. WE BOTH ARE SORRY. 1611 01:28:44,252 --> 01:28:46,353 -ARE YOU HAPPY? 1612 01:28:47,021 --> 01:28:49,423 -WHAT? 1613 01:28:49,425 --> 01:28:52,326 -THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY THERE? 1614 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,368 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 1615 01:29:44,946 --> 01:29:46,980 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 1616 01:30:17,845 --> 01:30:22,282 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] 1617 01:30:23,918 --> 01:30:25,719 -GALLIMIMUS. 1618 01:30:25,721 --> 01:30:27,721 -WHAT'S A GALLIMIMUS? -IT'S -- 1619 01:30:27,723 --> 01:30:29,423 I'LL TELL HER -- IT'S THE DINOSAUR 1620 01:30:29,425 --> 01:30:31,224 THAT YOU MADE WHEN YOU WERE LIKE 13 YEARS OLD AND YOU 1621 01:30:31,226 --> 01:30:34,428 JUST READ ONE BOOK, LIKE, FOR REFERENCE. 1622 01:30:34,430 --> 01:30:36,696 -DINOSAURS. -DINOSAURS. 1623 01:30:40,535 --> 01:30:43,103 -YEAH! -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1624 01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:45,071 -OH, THIS ISN'T FOR ME. OH, THANK YOU, BRENDAN. 1625 01:30:45,073 --> 01:30:47,340 I'LL GO GET MY OWN. DO YOU WANT ANYTHING? 1626 01:30:47,342 --> 01:30:49,242 -I WANT A RUM AND COKE WITH JAGER IN IT. 1627 01:30:49,244 --> 01:30:51,478 -OKAY. 1628 01:31:00,888 --> 01:31:03,390 EXCUSE ME? 1629 01:31:03,392 --> 01:31:05,725 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE -- 1630 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:16,503 EXCUSE ME? 1631 01:31:23,678 --> 01:31:25,879 -♪ I BETTER LOOK BACK CAREFULLY ♪ 1632 01:31:25,881 --> 01:31:30,217 ♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS TROUBLE, YEAH, THIS IS TROUBLE ♪ 1633 01:31:30,219 --> 01:31:33,420 ♪ I SAID OOH, OOH 1634 01:31:33,422 --> 01:31:38,058 ♪ YOU GOT ME IN THE MOOD, MOOD ♪ 1635 01:31:38,060 --> 01:31:41,261 ♪ I'M SCARED BUT IF MY HEART'S GONNA BREAK ♪ 1636 01:31:41,263 --> 01:31:43,630 ♪ BEFORE THE NIGHT WILL END ♪ 1637 01:31:43,632 --> 01:31:46,333 ♪ I SAID OOH, OOH 1638 01:31:46,335 --> 01:31:52,305 ♪ WE'RE IN DANGER SLEEPIN' WITH A FRIEND ♪ 1639 01:31:52,307 --> 01:31:55,442 ♪ SLEEPIN' WITH A FRIEND 1640 01:32:00,815 --> 01:32:02,148 -HEY, GIRL! 1641 01:32:02,150 --> 01:32:04,784 -♪ OOH, OOH 1642 01:32:04,786 --> 01:32:09,589 ♪ YOU GOT ME IN THE MOOD, MOOD ♪ 1643 01:32:09,591 --> 01:32:12,859 ♪ I'M SCARED, BUT IF MY HEART'S GONNA BREAK ♪ 1644 01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:15,228 ♪ BEFORE THE NIGHT WILL END ♪ 1645 01:32:15,230 --> 01:32:16,830 ♪ I SAID OOH -- 1646 01:32:16,832 --> 01:32:18,398 -NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED, 1647 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:20,834 WE'VE GOT TO WONDER WHO HE THINKS HE IS. 1648 01:32:20,836 --> 01:32:23,970 AN A-LIST PLAYER LIKE EHRLICK COMING OUT JUST REEKS 1649 01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:25,539 OF A PUBLICITY GRAB. 1650 01:32:25,541 --> 01:32:27,407 -YEAH. I MEAN, DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY CARE 1651 01:32:27,409 --> 01:32:30,377 IF BRENDAN EHRLICK IS "GAY"? 1652 01:32:30,379 --> 01:32:33,179 -I DON'T. 1653 01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:37,117 -♪ ALL MY FRIENDS STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT ♪ 1654 01:32:37,119 --> 01:32:41,655 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR THE THING TO FILL THE VOID ♪ 1655 01:32:41,657 --> 01:32:45,959 ♪ I DON'T GO OUT MUCH LIKE I USED TO ♪ 1656 01:32:45,961 --> 01:32:50,530 ♪ SOMETHING 'BOUT THE STRANGERS AND THE NOISE ♪ 1657 01:32:50,532 --> 01:32:54,668 ♪ AND WHY LEAVE WHEN I GOT YOU, BABY? ♪ 1658 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:59,339 ♪ IT'S A RISK BUT, BABE, I NEED THE THRILL ♪ 1659 01:32:59,341 --> 01:33:04,077 ♪ I NEVER SAID YOU'D BE EASY BUT IF IT WAS ALL UP TO ME ♪ 1660 01:33:04,079 --> 01:33:05,812 ♪ I'D BE NO TROUBLE 1661 01:33:05,814 --> 01:33:08,214 ♪ HEY, WE'RE IN TROUBLE 1662 01:33:08,216 --> 01:33:11,785 ♪ I SAID OOH, OOH 1663 01:33:11,787 --> 01:33:15,989 ♪ YOU GOT ME IN THE MOOD, MOOD ♪ 1664 01:33:15,991 --> 01:33:19,426 ♪ I'M SCARED, BUT IF MY HEART'S GONNA BREAK ♪ 1665 01:33:19,428 --> 01:33:21,595 ♪ BEFORE THE NIGHT WILL END ♪ 1666 01:33:21,597 --> 01:33:24,397 ♪ I SAID, OOH, OOH 1667 01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:25,932 ♪ WE'RE IN DANGER 1668 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:28,835 ♪ SLEEPIN' WITH A FRIEND 1669 01:33:30,304 --> 01:33:35,675 ♪ SLEEPIN' WITH A FRIEND 1670 01:33:35,677 --> 01:33:40,680 ♪ WE ARE BOTH YOUNG, HOT-BLOODED PEOPLE ♪ 1671 01:33:40,682 --> 01:33:44,384 ♪ WE DON'T WANNA DIE ALONE 1672 01:33:44,386 --> 01:33:47,020 [ BEEPING ] 1673 01:33:47,022 --> 01:33:49,723 -TIME TO GET SERIOUS. 1674 01:33:49,725 --> 01:33:50,991 -G'DAY, I'M LUKE BRACEY. 1675 01:33:50,993 --> 01:33:52,892 -I'M EMILY MEADE. -I'M DUSTIN MILLIGAN. 1676 01:33:52,894 --> 01:33:54,527 -I'M -- [BLEEP]. 1677 01:33:54,529 --> 01:33:56,930 -NOW, I KNOW SWORD-FIGHTING SEEMS COOL 1678 01:33:56,932 --> 01:33:58,565 WHEN YOUR OLDER BROTHER OR SISTER DOES IT, 1679 01:33:58,567 --> 01:33:59,966 BUT IT'S NOT JUST FUN. 1680 01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:01,968 -YOU CAN DIE, OR GET YOUR TITS CHOPPED OFF. 1681 01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,671 -WHETHER IT'S WITH RAPIERS OR BROADSWORDS 1682 01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:07,040 OR JUST SHANKS THAT YOU MADE OUT OF YOUR OWN HAIR... 1683 01:34:07,042 --> 01:34:10,143 -SWORD-FIGHTING CAUSES MORE PROBLEMS THAN IT SOLVES, 1684 01:34:10,145 --> 01:34:11,311 ALWAYS. -ALWAYS. 1685 01:34:11,313 --> 01:34:13,813 -ALWAYS. -ALWAYS. 1686 01:34:13,815 --> 01:34:17,984 -SO IF YOU OR A FRIEND IS CHALLENGED TO A DUEL, STOP. 1687 01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:20,420 -THINK. -AND CONTACT THE PALACE GUARDS. 1688 01:34:20,422 --> 01:34:21,588 -OR A WIZARD. 1689 01:34:21,590 --> 01:34:22,889 -IN AUSTRALIA, WHERE I'M FROM, 1690 01:34:22,891 --> 01:34:24,524 IF SOMEONE FUCKS WITH YOU, 1691 01:34:24,526 --> 01:34:27,193 YOU JUST TIE THEM TO A HORSE AND SEND THAT HORSE OFF A CLIFF. 1692 01:34:27,195 --> 01:34:29,129 -BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE HORSE? -THE HORSE FUCKING DIES. 1693 01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:31,765 -STOP BEFORE YOU START. -WORDS. 1694 01:34:31,767 --> 01:34:33,366 -WORDS. -WORDS. 1695 01:34:33,368 --> 01:34:37,637 -WORDS, NOT S...WORDS. 1696 01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:44,177 -DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR AGAIN! 1697 01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:48,081 I'M JUST JOKING. 1698 01:34:48,083 --> 01:34:50,350 PEOPLE ARE REALLY GONNA THING I'M, LIKE, THIS DIVA. 1699 01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:52,519 -NO, THEY'RE NOT. 1700 01:34:53,421 --> 01:34:57,257 ♪ 1701 01:36:03,991 --> 01:36:09,095 -SHIT! SHIT! OH, SHIT! 1702 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:10,630 -OH, NO! 1703 01:36:10,632 --> 01:36:12,565 -SHIT! -THAT WAS UNEXPECTED! 1704 01:36:12,567 --> 01:36:15,101 -SHIT! -De NIRO. 1705 01:36:15,103 --> 01:36:18,204 ♪ 1706 01:37:27,174 --> 01:37:29,876 -GO. BE FREE. 1707 01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:35,248 -AAH! 1708 01:37:37,585 --> 01:37:39,586 [ BIRDS CALLING ] 1709 01:37:39,588 --> 01:37:41,988 [ BOING! ] 1710 01:37:49,363 --> 01:37:52,932 [ MUSIC SWELLS ] 121794