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[PETER PARKER] We're finally here...
The beach!
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- The beach is cool Pete, but...
- Oh.
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Maybe you're a little too excited?
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Are you kidding, Miles?
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Between school at Horizon
and superhero stuff,
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we never get to just be normal kids.
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But even summer classes are done,
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so I'm finally gonna have
the perfect vacation.
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I made a Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
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See? And right at the top...
beach day.
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You made a checklist
of how to have fun?
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That's the opposite of fun.
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[BOY CHUCKLES] Look at this.
Hmm?
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Some puny eggheads wound
up on our beach, boys.
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Let's give them a welcome.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Hey. [LAUGHING]
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You think that's funny, weirdo?
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[LAUGHING]
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Classic bullies kicking sand.
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Ah, exactly what would
happen to normal kids.
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I love summer!
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Uhh... Mm...
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Let's get away from this freak.
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I can now cross "bully encounter"
off my beach sub-list.
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Lots left to do...
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swimming, sand castles,
jellyfish stings.
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If we're gonna do all that,
I need to fuel up.
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Hot dogs. Also on the list.
I'll go get 'em.
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Come one, come all to our
annual summer challenge.
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Beat our boardwalk
hot dog eating champion,
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and you'll win the cash prize!
[ONLOOKERS MURMURING]
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We have a challenger.
Step up!
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Hmm. Black Cat?
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That sneaky cat burglar's
stealing from a hot dog contest?
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Peter Parker might need a vacation,
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but Spider-Man
can never rest.
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Just got to get this over with quickly.
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So that I can get back to Miles
with those hot dogs. [GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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- You.
- Look, Cat,
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I've got a whole list of things
to do, and you've probably got...
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I don't know...
yarn to bat around.
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Why don't you give the money back,
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- and we'll call it a day?
- Oh, sweetheart,
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I thought you'd know me
better than that by now.
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Ohh! Why did I make
eye contact?
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Her bad luck powers. Huh.
It's probably okay.
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I've already decided this is
going to be the best summer...
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Whoa!
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[GROANS]
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She'd definitely win an Annoying
Superpowers contest.
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Mwah.
[GRUNTS]
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I'm sure I'll be fine. I mean how long
can Black Cat's bad luck even last?
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I just hope Miles isn't
too bored while I'm goooone!
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[SLURPING]
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[PANTING]
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[SLURPING]
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Whoa! Whoa. Ohh!
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Ohh!
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[SIGHS]
Great.
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Yeah!
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I finally got yooouuu!
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Okay, Black Cat, it's been fun...
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lie... but I've got someone who's probably
tired of sitting around waiting for me,
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- so hand over the money.
- You'll never learn, will you?
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Wait. What?
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Huh? Ugh.
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[HACKING]
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Ha! See?
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That's how it feels.
Annoying, isn't it?
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Then prepare to be annoy...
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- Uhh!
- Ah! No more bad luck.
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[SIGHS]
Now to call the cops,
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return this money to the talking
hot dog man... [GRUNTING]
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I can't believe I just said that...
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and salvage what's left
of my perfect day.
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[SPUTTERING]
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"Thwop"?
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They never make a "thwop" sound.
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Great. Dirt
in the mechanism.
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Gonna be a long crawl
back to the beach.
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[GROANING]
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[HOT DOG MAN]
We have a wiener!
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The new champion is
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Miles Morales!
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[BURPS]
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And people said
my big mouth was a problem.
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Miles 1, haters 0.
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Pete! You never came back
with the hot dogs,
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and I was starving,
so I won a lot of money.
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You were right. This was
the perfect beach day.
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Except you sort of totally
completely missed it.
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[SIGHS] I know.
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More bad luck.
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But don't worry. There's
a lot left on the list,
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and I'll make the perfect
summer vacation happen yet.
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All right. Today I'll finally
get to check something
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of my perfect Summer
Vacation checklist.
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♪ [ORGAN]
my first baseball game.
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I may not know third base
from a seventh-inning stretch,
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but Aunt May's a fan.
She'll catch me up.
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Peter. There you are.
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Aunt May? You look great!
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
My game face.
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It's my duty as a superfan
to lend the team my support.
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The New York Spirit rules!
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Uh, I feel a little underdressed.
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Don't worry. You probably
won't jinx the team.
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Probably.
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Where is everybody?
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I thought the place would be packed.
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We're playing the Short Sox,
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who we haven't lost to in a decade.
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Last year, we won 47 to nothing,
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so people aren't that interested.
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No suspense.
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[BAT CLACKS]
[GASPS]
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- [SPECTATORS] Aw!
- What? Was that a good thing?
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The Short Sox got a home run?
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That hasn't happened in years!
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Yeah!
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Unless that's bad?
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[BAT CLACKS]
Ohh!
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[SPECTATORS GROAN]
Another homer?
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Impossible.
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Definitely bad. Right?
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I'm a nervous eater? Can
you get us some snacks?
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Peanuts? Nah.
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Nachos?
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Nah.
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Peanut nachos.
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Nah.
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Hmm. Let me think.
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[SPECTATORS] Ohh!
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What? How could the ball have
changed angular momentum like that?
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The basic physics don't add up.
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[LAUGHING]
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Hmm.
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I'm no expert on "sportology,"
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but that's not right.
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[SPECTATORS] Ohh!
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm no expert, but that seems
like bad sportsmanship.
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Remote controlling the ball?
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Yeah. I'm gonna
call that a foul. Foul...
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That's baseball, right?
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I'm not mixing up sports, am I?
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I wasn't doing anything.
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Oh, so you're running away
because you're innocent? Aah!
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Watch it! Hey!
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I thought I was here
for baseball, not dodgeball.
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[BAT CLACKS]
[CHEERING]
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A line-drive home run?
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Ho-ho, we're back!
The Spirit rules!
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Too bad Pete's missing this.
What's taking him so long?
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Oof! Uhh!
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How's that thing work?
Magnetic waves?
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Magnetic waves,
sound waves, air currents.
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The forces of nature
are controllable by me,
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- the Tinkerer.
- [CHUCKLES] The who now?
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The Tinkerer.
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I invent things, sometimes evil things.
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I'm a master criminal.
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Nope. Still not
ringing a bell.
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If you really are some super villain,
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why was your big plan
to mess up a baseball game?
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I'm sick of my team
always getting beaten.
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You're some big hero,
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so you have no idea
what it's like to lose
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time and time again.
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Uh... yeah. No idea.
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I just wanted to see
my boys win for once.
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Is that so wrong?
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Is cheating wrong?
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I'm gonna go with yes.
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But, hey, at least I know
who you are now, Tinkertron.
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Tinkerer!
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And you're out! [CHUCKLES]
♪ [ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE"]
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Again, that is baseball
I'm thinking of, right?
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♪ [ORGAN]
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Sorry.
Long line at concessions.
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You missed the comeback of the century.
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The Spirit are crushing the Short Sox.
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Sorry I missed all the action.
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I'll have to come again next game.
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Honey, I'm not superstitious, but maybe
you shouldn't come to any more games.
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You might be a jinx.
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I'm running behind, Gwen.
I know.
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Did he pick up? He lost his ticket,
didn't he? ♪ [LOUD ROCK]
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How can you be late, Peter?
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Ross Calaban is your favorite singer,
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and these seats are amazing.
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You didn't lose your ticket, did you?
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He lost his ticket, didn't he?
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No! I didn't lose the ticket.
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I'll be there sooner than soon.
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You'd better. It's gonna
start any minute.
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Remember, this concert's on
your Perfect Summer checklist.
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Get here.
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Whoa! Is that him?
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Ross Calaban?
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Whoa, guys, I've got a show to do.
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Can I sign autographs after?
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[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
Heh heh heh heh.
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Let me go!
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[GRUNTING] Ah.
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Something tells me those thugs
aren't members of his fan club.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Uhh!
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Dad, I want my birthday present.
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Now, if ya know what's good for ya.
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Heh. My son knows
what he wants, huh?
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That'll serve you well
in business, kid.
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I'll give you the business.
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[CHUCKLING] Okay.
Take off the blindfold.
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Huh? You see that?
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[TOOTING]
It's that, uh...
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It's the singer all the kids like.
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Daddy did good, am I right?
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Ross Calaban!
Sing, ya punk. Now!
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Uh... Oh, okay, okay,
sure, yeah.
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D-Do you...
Do you have music or...
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I usually sing to music.
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Dad, this guy might sing like an angel,
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but he don't hear too good.
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Uh, take him out back and pop
some sense into the pop star, boys.
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Wait! No, no, no, no, no.
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I could sing without music.
Sure. Uh, no problem.
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Hey! Hands off the megastar.
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Spider-Man?
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Wow!
Ross Calaban knows my name?
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Wow. Spider-Man knows my name?
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- I'm a big fan.
- I'm a big fan.
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Dad, the pajamaed mook
is ruining my birthday!
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Oh, no, he ain't.
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You're in my house now, see?
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Yow! What is... Ohh!
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What was that?
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
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You're gonna turn yourself
in peacefully? Great!
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Whoa!
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Huh. [GRUNTS]
Hey, hey.
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Hey... Ohh!
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You ruined my birthday!
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You're gonna sleep with the fishes!
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Aw, come on, kiddo.
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That's not a nice thing to say.
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And this ain't a nice thing to do.
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[YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
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[YELLING]
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Aahh!
252
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,268
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
253
00:11:01,303 --> 00:11:03,070
Crazy monkey ninja boy!
254
00:11:05,074 --> 00:11:07,174
Stand and fight, ya loser!
255
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,076
I can't hit a seven-year-old.
256
00:11:09,111 --> 00:11:11,311
I just turned eight.
257
00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:12,980
[GRUNTS]
258
00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:14,181
[YELLS]
259
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,249
Kid, wait!
260
00:11:15,284 --> 00:11:18,018
Eh, what do you want, ya crooner?
261
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,253
To make a deal.
262
00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:20,538
Leave Spidey alone,
263
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:22,541
and I'll take a selfie with you.
264
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,210
So? Everyone will think
it's fake.
265
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,094
I'll post it myself.
266
00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:29,263
Your popularity
will go through the roof.
267
00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:33,552
All the other kids will want you to be
their third grade mob boss or whatever.
268
00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,804
I like the sound of that.
269
00:11:35,805 --> 00:11:36,805
Deal.
270
00:11:37,806 --> 00:11:41,008
Well, saved by the power of celebrity.
271
00:11:41,043 --> 00:11:43,977
Spidey, move.
You're gonna ruin my pic.
272
00:11:47,883 --> 00:11:49,901
Formaggio.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
273
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,532
You sure you don't
want to come backstage?
274
00:11:56,191 --> 00:11:58,452
Thanks, but I got friends
already inside waiting.
275
00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,996
Thank you, Spider-Man.
I owe you.
276
00:12:01,563 --> 00:12:02,581
Break a leg.
277
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:06,633
[MAN] Ticket.
278
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:07,745
I got it right, uh...
279
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:10,005
uh... I had it.
280
00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:11,638
Where'd it go?
281
00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:13,340
Nice try, buddy.
282
00:12:15,244 --> 00:12:16,309
Gwen?
283
00:12:16,345 --> 00:12:17,477
Yeah, I'm finally here,
284
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:21,248
but, uh, you were right.
I lost my ticket.
285
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,216
Sorry.
We'll catch up later.
286
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,555
[ROSS] Hello, New York! Sorry I'm late.
287
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:31,558
I'd like to dedicate tonight's
show to a friend of mine...
288
00:12:31,593 --> 00:12:33,326
Spider-Man!
289
00:12:33,362 --> 00:12:34,561
"Friend"?
290
00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:38,231
The Ross Calaban said I'm his friend?
291
00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:42,135
Yes! That makes me
almost cool.
292
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,503
♪ [HUMMING]
293
00:12:45,407 --> 00:12:46,373
♪ Ahh ♪
294
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:48,275
♪ Mmm ♪
295
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,543
Oh, yeah!
296
00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:56,885
[MILES] They thought
they were always prepared,
297
00:12:56,982 --> 00:13:00,017
but nothing prepares you for...
298
00:13:00,052 --> 00:13:01,722
the Mummy of the Hills!
299
00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:03,253
[BOYS SCREAMING]
300
00:13:03,889 --> 00:13:05,394
So spooky!
301
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:08,258
[GIGGLING]
Miles, no offense,
302
00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:11,995
but you're absolutely terrible
at telling campfire stories.
303
00:13:12,031 --> 00:13:14,031
Seriously.
And fact check...
304
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:17,100
mummies are from dry places
like Egyptian deserts,
305
00:13:17,136 --> 00:13:18,836
not lush forests.
306
00:13:18,871 --> 00:13:22,039
Ha! I know, right? So unexpected.
307
00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:24,330
That's why it's so spooky.
308
00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:26,176
Right, Peter?
309
00:13:29,114 --> 00:13:31,081
Uh, right. Spooky.
310
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,482
Or not spooky.
311
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:34,151
What were we talking about?
312
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:37,354
Huh. See?
I scared him senseless.
313
00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:41,258
[GWEN] You okay, Pete?
You're a million miles away.
314
00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:43,060
I'm sorry. It's just...
315
00:13:43,095 --> 00:13:47,164
You know I made that Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist?
316
00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:49,299
But nothing's really worked out.
317
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,500
Now the summer's almost over,
318
00:13:50,536 --> 00:13:52,335
and I've checked off next to nothing.
319
00:13:52,371 --> 00:13:55,172
Camping was on the list,
right? And we're here.
320
00:13:55,207 --> 00:13:58,275
Even if we have to listen
to Miles' awful ghost stories,
321
00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,823
don't quit on us, Parker.
322
00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:01,544
There's still time
to have a great summer.
323
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:04,381
Yeah. Maybe.
324
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:05,715
Or maybe not,
325
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:07,650
if ghosts get us.
326
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:10,320
Ghosts don't exist, Miles.
327
00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:12,689
Oh, yeah? I've never
heard a ghost say that.
328
00:14:12,724 --> 00:14:14,738
Seriously, this area's
supposed to be haunted.
329
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:17,465
My cousin heard it
from his friend's aunt,
330
00:14:17,496 --> 00:14:19,576
so it's the real deal.
331
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:25,602
It all started with a shadowy
form flying through the treetops.
332
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:26,416
Then...
333
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,739
[GROANS] I'm headed for bed
before Miles gets going again.
334
00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:31,541
- Good night, everyone.
- Night, guys.
335
00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:32,588
I'll clean up.
336
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:35,836
I wouldn't want you out in the open
in case any ghosts or mummies come by.
337
00:14:37,216 --> 00:14:40,283
I know you're kidding, but good point.
338
00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:44,221
Anya? Gwen?
339
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:45,455
Is that you?
340
00:14:48,393 --> 00:14:50,148
Hey! Our stuff!
341
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,274
Huh?
342
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,400
[GRUNTS] Come out, come
out, whatever you are.
343
00:14:57,436 --> 00:14:59,402
If you're the Mummy of the Hills,
344
00:14:59,438 --> 00:15:02,339
you should know that you're
supposed to be in a drier climate.
345
00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:03,540
Huh? Whoa!
346
00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:06,873
Okay, what are you,
the ghost of a tree trimmer?
347
00:15:08,313 --> 00:15:10,280
[GRUNTS]
348
00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:12,549
[GRUNTS]
Whoa!
349
00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:18,521
My name is Nocturnal,
350
00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:21,191
for I hunt by night.
351
00:15:22,227 --> 00:15:24,160
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
352
00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:26,396
Oh, you got some nasty toenails there.
353
00:15:26,431 --> 00:15:28,131
[SCREECHES]
354
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,333
[GRUNTS]
Did you just peck at me?
355
00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:32,535
I don't give a hoot who you are.
356
00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:34,137
That's just rude.
357
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,209
Aah! Super creepy!
358
00:15:40,579 --> 00:15:43,546
[GRUNTING] Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
359
00:15:43,582 --> 00:15:45,181
Are you gonna drink my blood?
360
00:15:45,217 --> 00:15:47,584
What? Why would I
do that? Weird.
361
00:15:47,619 --> 00:15:49,586
That's what spiders do, right?
362
00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,588
To things caught in their webs?
363
00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:54,291
I don't carry the theme that far.
364
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:55,913
Why were you stealing that stuff?
365
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,595
I'm starving, man.
I need food.
366
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:02,165
Food? Don't owls
just eat rodents?
367
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,963
I don't carry the theme that far.
368
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,237
Touché. So, have you been
out here for long?
369
00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:08,471
No.
370
00:16:08,507 --> 00:16:11,107
But I've had to hide
in these hills for weeks.
371
00:16:11,143 --> 00:16:14,544
Ever since a lab accident
made me into this owl dude,
372
00:16:14,579 --> 00:16:18,214
my parents, my friends...
they all ran me out.
373
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,687
They think I'm a monster.
374
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:22,385
Lab accidents are one
of my pet peeves, too.
375
00:16:22,421 --> 00:16:24,254
It's how I got my powers.
376
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:28,525
Really? A lab accident turned
you into a sick spider freak?
377
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,529
I prefer the term "awesome
spider cool guy," but yeah.
378
00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:35,431
Then why are you not
out here like me...
379
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:39,802
hated, living in the trees,
and stealing food to survive?
380
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:44,507
I... I've always had people around me
who accepted me for who I am, I guess,
381
00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:46,643
whether I'm a science geek
or a superhero.
382
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:51,381
- You're one lucky dude.
- Yeah. I guess I am.
383
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:54,784
I'm sorry you feel you have to hide,
but I know there are good people out there
384
00:16:54,819 --> 00:16:57,487
who would help. In fact,
385
00:16:57,522 --> 00:16:59,589
there's some people
in that camp you should meet.
386
00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:03,526
[ANIMAL HOWLING]
387
00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:09,432
Nocturnal, wait!
388
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,635
My own parents kicked me out,
and you want me to trust strangers?
389
00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:14,437
I'm not ready, man.
390
00:17:14,472 --> 00:17:17,407
Maybe someday.
Someday soon, I hope.
391
00:17:17,442 --> 00:17:19,642
Here.
I stole this from them.
392
00:17:19,678 --> 00:17:22,712
No. They'd want you
to keep it.
393
00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:24,480
They're pretty great like that.
394
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,389
What's all this? Breakfast?
395
00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,358
Yep. Hope that's okay.
396
00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:38,294
I don't know. Will it somehow
ruin the camping trip?
397
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,797
[CHUCKLES] Sorry I was
such a downer last night.
398
00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:44,300
I was so obsessed about not
living up to my perfect summer,
399
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,502
I didn't realize
I was already having it...
400
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:48,338
spending time with you guys.
401
00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:49,639
That's what really matters, right?
402
00:17:49,674 --> 00:17:50,773
Of course, Pete.
403
00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:52,975
You're really important to us, too.
404
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,614
Besides, any apology said with food
is an apology I can accept.
405
00:17:57,649 --> 00:18:00,516
Oh. You know the story
about the guy with the hook?
406
00:18:00,552 --> 00:18:02,619
Oh, no, wait.
That's the ending.
407
00:18:02,654 --> 00:18:04,454
Uch! Let me start over.
408
00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:06,456
[LAUGHTER]
409
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:14,297
One week of summer left.
Let's see how I'm doing
410
00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:17,333
on the whole Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist.
411
00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:19,302
Trip to the beach,
412
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:21,671
which I had to abandon
'cause of Black Cat.
413
00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:24,674
Baseball game...
ruined by the Tinkerer.
414
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:28,411
Concert. I missed that whole
show, thanks to Hammerhead,
415
00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:30,647
but I did get to meet Ross Calaban,
416
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,548
so I'm calling that even.
417
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:34,417
And camping. Total win,
418
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,486
despite the mysterious owl boy.
419
00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:39,522
So, that's one win,
two losses, and a tie.
420
00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:42,325
[SIGHS] Good thing
school's starting soon
421
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,625
'cause winning at summer vacation
is a lot harder than I realized.
422
00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:47,090
[PHONE BEEPING]
423
00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:50,090
Whoa. Guess I missed some messages
when I was out of range camping.
424
00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:51,701
Peter. Max Modell here.
425
00:18:51,736 --> 00:18:54,637
Was hoping to schedule time
for you to come in
426
00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:57,507
and train your replacement
as my lab assistant.
427
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:58,775
"Replacement"?
428
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:05,894
Yeah. The board only authorizes
that position for first-year students.
429
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,189
I assumed you knew that, Peter.
430
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,776
Of course.
I totally knew that.
431
00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:14,571
Of course I totally didn't know that.
432
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,145
Uhh! How am I going to afford
Horizon this year?
433
00:19:23,234 --> 00:19:25,242
I can't ask Aunt May
or Harry for money.
434
00:19:25,243 --> 00:19:26,749
They've already done enough for me.
435
00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:28,751
This is on you, Peter.
436
00:19:28,973 --> 00:19:30,039
[SLURPING]
437
00:19:30,074 --> 00:19:31,378
You're a smart kid.
438
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,717
You'll find a part-time job
with no problem.
439
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:36,479
Hi. My name's Peter Parker.
440
00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:39,682
And if you'll look at my résumé,
you'll see that... [EXPLOSION]
441
00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:42,418
y-you... you'll see that I'm
e-experienced in, uh...
442
00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:43,853
- [POLICE OFFICER] Freeze, Scorpion!
- I'm so sorry. I, uh...
443
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,227
My aunt's calling.
I gotta take this.
444
00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:55,498
[GRUNTS]
Sorry about that.
445
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,600
There was a pest problem
I had to take care of.
446
00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,670
[MAN] I'm sorry, but we
just filled the position.
447
00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:04,440
Oh, this? Uh, it's just
a little sand-based accident
448
00:20:04,476 --> 00:20:06,576
on the way here.
It's no big deal, really.
449
00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:08,811
Uhh...
450
00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:11,481
Goo? What goo?
451
00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:12,849
Oh, man!
452
00:20:12,884 --> 00:20:14,851
I've had a long morning.
453
00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:16,586
[MUFFLED YELL]
454
00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:17,632
[PANTS]
455
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,821
What's this?
456
00:20:18,857 --> 00:20:21,591
Oh, I have to give this
back to the police.
457
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,693
I mean, not the police.
Why would I even say that?
458
00:20:23,728 --> 00:20:24,927
I mean, for charity.
459
00:20:24,963 --> 00:20:27,663
Parking meters.
Parking meter charity.
460
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,935
Wow. Being Spider-Man really puts
a crimp in a person's job hunt.
461
00:20:32,971 --> 00:20:36,539
Hey, Pete.
Long time, no see.
462
00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:39,154
Randy Robertson?
How have you been?
463
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,577
I've been having
the perfect summer vacation.
464
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,678
What have you been up to?
465
00:20:42,714 --> 00:20:45,882
[CHUCKLES] Interviewing
for part-time jobs, Randy,
466
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,517
and having zero luck.
467
00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:50,625
Well, my dad works at that media
company, the Daily Bugle.
468
00:20:51,856 --> 00:20:53,956
They're expanding,
doing a lot of hiring.
469
00:20:53,992 --> 00:20:56,297
Want me to see if I can
get you an interview?
470
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:57,693
A job?
471
00:20:57,729 --> 00:20:59,729
Listen, Peter Palmer...
472
00:20:59,764 --> 00:21:01,497
Peter Parker.
473
00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:04,700
The Daily Bugle's a top-tier
multi-platform news organization.
474
00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:07,470
Call me back when you
can grow facial hair.
475
00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:10,139
Brock, this is the footage
I've been waiting on?
476
00:21:10,174 --> 00:21:12,007
I thought you were a pro!
477
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:13,943
I can't use this!
478
00:21:13,978 --> 00:21:16,178
My grandma could take
better video of Spider-Man,
479
00:21:16,214 --> 00:21:18,778
and she's not even alive anymore!
480
00:21:19,183 --> 00:21:23,449
I'd pay through the roof if anyone
could get me some good clean footage
481
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,120
of this Spider-Man!
482
00:21:25,156 --> 00:21:27,410
Paying for shots
of Spider-Man?
483
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:31,666
Hmm. Maybe I'm gonna be able to
afford school this year after all.
484
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,450
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