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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:52,625 An Old Egyptian poem goes as follows: "Nile, 2 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:57,541 Nile, Nile, impetuous and turbulent river 3 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:01,416 you are like our queen, the source of life. 4 00:01:02,791 --> 00:01:09,208 ASTERIX AND CLEOPATRA 5 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,458 Our story begins in the a distant past, "at" Alexandria, 6 00:02:05,791 --> 00:02:08,291 or "in" Alexandria, both are possible... 7 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:12,708 in Egypt, at the palace the queen of queens. 8 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:16,166 The legendary and delicate Cleopatra. 9 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:17,416 Enough! 10 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:25,041 I'm just saying, culturally speaking Egypt isn't all that great... 11 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:28,583 Oh, there "was" a golden age, of course! 12 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:32,500 I'm simply saying, "today" your people are decadent. 13 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,958 And that Egypt is merely a province of Rome. 14 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,791 - A "province"? - Oh, yes. 15 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,291 Until further notice, o Caesar.. 16 00:02:41,541 --> 00:02:44,208 it's wasn't the Romans who built the pyramids. 17 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,333 -Those pointy things? -And the sphinx? 18 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,800 And the lighthouse of Pharos? 19 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,400 What's that, chopped liver? 20 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,990 Not exactly recent. 21 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:54,800 Wether it's yesterday or today, 22 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:57,400 my people are the greatest of all. 23 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,400 Your people ?! First of all, you're Greek. 24 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,266 As for "Native" Egyptians, I've seen better, excuse me! 25 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,666 Enough! 26 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:09,500 I can prove to you, anytime, o Caesar... 27 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:12,750 that my Egyptian people have kept their ingenuity. 28 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,708 How? By drawing stick-figures in profile? 29 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:19,500 No, by building you a palace, for example. 30 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,908 No thanks, I have all the palaces I need in Rome. 31 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,325 You'll have another in Alexandria. 32 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,375 So when you visit the "province".. 33 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:28,800 you'll have a place to sleep. 34 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,291 The differnce being, it will be much bigger... 35 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:35,000 and more sumptuous than any palace you've ever had. 36 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:38,200 Bigger than "Caesar's Palace"? 37 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,666 I'd like to see that. 38 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:41,208 You will see! 39 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:43,541 Rome wasn't built in a day. 40 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:45,541 When will I see this wonder? 41 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,458 In three centuries? 42 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:48,833 In three months. 43 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:52,833 - Three months? - Three months? 44 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,333 - Three... - months? 45 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:57,516 In 3 months, to the day, you'll have your palace. 46 00:03:57,666 --> 00:04:01,000 I've never heard of construction finishing on time. 47 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:02,958 But fine, I'll take the bet. 48 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:05,750 If you make it, I'll publicly admit.. 49 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,900 that your people is still great. 50 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:10,250 But I doubt it. 51 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,450 Nya, nya doubt it! 52 00:04:18,416 --> 00:04:20,416 See you in three months ! 53 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:23,166 He's so exasperating, that Caesar ! 54 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:37,691 Oh no ! Why have you laid the tiles? 55 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:40,000 Should've laid the water pipes, first. 56 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:42,200 we'll have to break it all up again. 57 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,833 I'm not an architect, I'm a tiler. 58 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,833 They say "tile" - I tile. 59 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,791 -What's that door up there ? -Ah, no idea. 60 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,900 Ask Edifis, the architect. 61 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,000 -Architects ! 62 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:57,400 Architects and cart wrights are the crookedest incompentent... 63 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,300 Paininthecoccix! 64 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:00,616 Edifis ! 65 00:05:00,816 --> 00:05:02,375 I'm happy so to see you. 66 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:05,333 - How are you? - Bad! 67 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:07,458 What's the problem? 68 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,916 -The door in the ceiling? -That? 69 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,333 I'm thinking ahead ! 70 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,875 If you want to add a 2nd floor.. 71 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,875 ..paf! there's your access door! 72 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:18,500 And these tiles. Beautiful, huh? You, come see! 73 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:22,083 - Are they beautiful or what? - Magnifique ! - Magnifique ! 74 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:29,250 Paininthecoccix, trust me. 75 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,000 I'm no cart-wright. 76 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:31,900 You're worse ! 77 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,100 You're months behind.. 78 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,600 Ignoring the plans. 79 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,600 Watch it Edifis! 80 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,600 I have connections who could do you a lot of harm. 81 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:39,300 People "of" power. 82 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,416 Better if they were "of" Alexandria. 83 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,541 Architect Edifis? 84 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:50,208 No.. er, that depends. What's it about? 85 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,125 I was making a joke on "of" see... 86 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:57,958 the people "of" power and people "of" Alexandria... 87 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:00,333 Oh ! No need to push ! 88 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,458 Come, kiddy-kiddies, come. Up, up, wake up. Breakfast! 89 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,291 Cineplexis... 90 00:06:11,666 --> 00:06:12,750 What's that? 91 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,083 Lovendpeas... 92 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,166 Serge... 93 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:28,250 Artifis, change the croc's water. It stinks ! 94 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,000 I don't smell anything... 95 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:35,291 I put in the waste drainage as always. 96 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:38,333 That's your problem Artifis. 97 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,125 You always do "as always". 98 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,375 That's how it's always been done. 99 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:46,833 The floor is weird. It' not palpable. 100 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:48,583 Where is it? 101 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:52,416 'Morning. 102 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:58,958 Edifis, is Egypt the most powerful empire in the world? 103 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:02,750 Yes, ma'am. No empire with more power, in the world. 104 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:06,541 'Course, I don't know everyone in the world. But, in my opinion.. 105 00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:10,166 The Romans and Caesar doubt this. 106 00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:13,366 I'm going to show him what we can do. 107 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:14,166 Ok. 108 00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:17,391 I'm building him the most magnificent of palaces. 109 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:18,291 Ok 110 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:21,250 And you, Edifis, will be the architect. 111 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,125 Ok. 112 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,833 Me ? The architect. Meaning? 113 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,875 So I'll have to architectify the whole.. 114 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:32,333 All my architects are busy. 115 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:35,166 No, I'm not busy. 116 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:37,208 He, he, he's not busy. 117 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,333 Edifis, you're the only one available. 118 00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:48,516 It's just.. I have no time. I have to finish Paininthecoccix' site. 119 00:07:48,791 --> 00:07:50,808 The problem with the tiles, not a big deal but anyway... 120 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,500 My Queen, as your architect.. 121 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,625 permit me offer you my services. 122 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,541 As soon as I change the crocs' water I could.. 123 00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:01,666 No, Artifis, you're good, but a bit too classic. 124 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:05,208 Classic... meaning? 125 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:08,541 I want a fresh eye on this site, a young vision. 126 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:12,916 But... you can help Edifis. Find him the land. 127 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:14,916 Land? 128 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,833 As you wish. 129 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:21,125 Go, Edifis, build it ! You've got 3 months. 130 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:25,250 3 months? With how much overrun margin? 131 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:29,875 Because in 3 months, you can have the plans. If I see to it myself 132 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:33,666 Then the foundations, three times four, nine... 133 00:08:34,041 --> 00:08:35,541 Three months, that's... 134 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,000 Seems not doable, ma'am. 135 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:41,875 Edifis! You have 3 months, to the day. 136 00:08:42,075 --> 00:08:42,875 Start the clock! 137 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,708 If you succeed, I'll cover you with gold. 138 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,500 If you fail, 139 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,750 I'll throw you to the crocodiles. 140 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,750 Where's the little lamb? 141 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,291 They ate the little lamb? 142 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,416 That should be ME building that palace. 143 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:48,000 It's not, Cleopatra, nor the rain.. 144 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,000 nor the hail nor the locusts.. 145 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:55,250 but "ME", who is your worst nightmare, in Egypt 146 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:02,208 17, 18, 19, 20, 21... 147 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:15,916 474, 475, 476, 477... Boss! 148 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,041 Boss! I rushed over... 149 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:25,833 Look, I was thinking of some sort of machine... 150 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,125 that would enable us reach the top of the pyramids. 151 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:32,958 - Otis, can we do this later? - Yeah. 152 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,666 - What are you counting, boss? - I'm measuring. 153 00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:43,125 Cleopatra asked me to build a palace for Caesar. 154 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,833 Here, on this site. 155 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:49,625 From there... to there. 156 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,833 That would be some palace. 157 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,000 She wants it to be modern and daring. 158 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:56,783 That works out great, boss ! 159 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,383 Will you just stop counting, 160 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:00,291 We pay surveyors for that. 161 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,833 No time, Otis. We've got 3 months to finish. 162 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,041 How much overrun? 163 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,458 None, Otis! We've got 3 months.. 164 00:11:07,591 --> 00:11:08,458 ..not a day more! 165 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,916 - Impossible. - Clearly ! 166 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,375 Still, working under pressure 167 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,400 could be interesting. 168 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:15,600 It's not pressure, 169 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:16,541 it's plain suicide! 170 00:11:16,791 --> 00:11:19,333 If I fail, Cleopatra will throw me to the crocodiles. 171 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,750 I saw them.. crocodiles eat fast! 172 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,500 3 month isn't enough time to install my machine. 173 00:11:25,516 --> 00:11:27,900 Otis ! Did you hear what I said? 174 00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:29,300 Or did you NOT hear what I said? 175 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:29,800 Yes, yes. 176 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,900 Excuse me for making a scene 177 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 but I may end up in a crocodile ! 178 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,500 Three months. Starting when? 179 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:39,600 It's started. 180 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,291 Just for the gardens, It takes years! 181 00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:43,100 Gotta start from scratch. 182 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,583 There's not even the basics. 183 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,291 We'd need magic powers. 184 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:50,666 We'd need to be wizards, Gods ! 185 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,600 Yes. Exactly! 186 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,791 We would need magic powers ! 187 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:58,916 Yes. Not good news, but that's it. 188 00:12:03,416 --> 00:12:05,166 When I was little... 189 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,000 dad often told me the story.. 190 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,241 of this droid - Geta-Gastronomix. 191 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:13,875 Gastritix... 192 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,750 Something ending in ix? 193 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,166 Pickupstix? 194 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,875 It starts with Gest... ends in ininekix. 195 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,375 How about Rockymountaintix. 196 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,333 A droid. 197 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,400 A Gaulish droid 198 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,500 with a secret magic potion 199 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,625 that gives superhuman strength. 200 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,791 Oh, what strength! 201 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:32,791 With that potion.. 202 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,250 we'll build it just like that! 203 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:37,250 In no time! And I won't go to the crocodiles. 204 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,800 Imhotep ! I didn't think it'd be so easy. 205 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,250 Suddenly I'm free ! 206 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,916 Boss... 207 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,791 magic potions don't exist. 208 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,900 Only in the funny papyrus for children. 209 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,400 But, in the real world.. 210 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,600 Get all the workers you can! 211 00:12:50,783 --> 00:12:51,916 Start them on the foundations, there! 212 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,200 There - a wide avenue full of statues, 213 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,550 called: "The Wide Avenue Full Of Statues" 214 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,800 There! - the gardens, 215 00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,875 with olive arcades and orangeades, weeping willows, Bruce Willows. 216 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,125 And there - the palace, luxurious, magnificent, ornate. 217 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,800 With a huge court 218 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,083 full of dancing girls, who can dance 219 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,591 And just there - a little geranium. 220 00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:13,291 Yes, it'll be nice. 221 00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:15,416 It'll be "really" nice, even. 222 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:18,125 - You have to use your imagination! - Of course. 223 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:22,083 - I'm off! See you in a month. - In a month? 224 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:25,416 Maximum! Time to find Trailmix and come back. 225 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,375 Hyah ! Cannabis. 226 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,333 Giddyup, Cannabis! 227 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,583 Let's go! 228 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,666 You're not giddying up, Cannabis. 229 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,541 Move it! Let's go! Giddyup! 230 00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:41,125 Where does that Re-mix live? 231 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:45,208 Lives up north. Way up north. 232 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,208 Go, Cannabis. Gallop ! Gelondang ! Gelondang ! 233 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,875 The year is 50 B.C. 234 00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:01,666 All of Gaul is occupied by the Romans. All? Well, no... 235 00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:07,250 One small village of invincible Gauls still holds out against the invaders. 236 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:12,083 And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries garrisoned at the fortified camps of 237 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:16,791 Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium. 238 00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,333 En garde, Gaul. Defend yourself! 239 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,125 Be right with you. 240 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,166 - What was that? - You're new here? 241 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:31,083 Yes, we've just been transferred. 242 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:35,958 Ah, that's why! This potion, is a magic potion... 243 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:40,500 ...made by our druid Which multiplies our strength. 244 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,291 See for yourself. 245 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:54,083 Pornoflix! Pornoflixme! 246 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,041 What kind of a country is this? 247 00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:01,916 Incredible! It's at least 8000 below! 248 00:15:10,525 --> 00:15:12,375 I don't need to drink it, 249 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,475 I fell in it when I was little. 250 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,916 which gives me, naturally, considerable strength. 251 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,708 Look. 252 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,541 Nice, huh? 253 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:28,833 Hello. You know where the Gaulish village is? 254 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:32,500 From right here, you follow the punches.. 255 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,625 ..usually they're at the other end. 256 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,333 I won't go with you. You don't mind? 257 00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:40,708 I'll stay here. I'm going to think a little. 258 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,500 These Romans are good! 259 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,916 They fly better than the others, I think 260 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,750 Must be their new helmets. 261 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,750 Makes them more aerodynamic. 262 00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,166 Listen... 263 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:57,083 Landing's still a bit heavy. 264 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,666 Excuse me, are you Asterixme? 265 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,916 "Rix", Asterix. And this is Obelix. 266 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,500 And the little dog is Dogmatix. 267 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:11,500 Do you know Takeyourpix? He's a droid. 268 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,833 Getafix, excuse me for disturbing your work.. 269 00:16:20,999 --> 00:16:22,833 ..someone to see you. 270 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,500 - Who? 271 00:16:26,641 --> 00:16:27,916 - It's me! 272 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,000 He obviously doesn't know you. 273 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,725 I.. I'm Edifis. 274 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,125 Son of your old friend, Edharris. 275 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,916 What a pleasant surprise ! 276 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,990 You must be frozen, if you've come all the way from Alexandria ! 277 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,083 "I am, my dear friend, very happy to see you." 278 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,416 That's an Alexandrine alright! 279 00:16:49,516 --> 00:16:50,416 Come warm yourself. 280 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,000 That's the magic potion? 281 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,250 No, chestnut soup. 282 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,041 No! 283 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,583 I can't sell you any potion, Edifis. 284 00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:13,000 Not all of it. One cauldron. 285 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,458 No. 286 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,583 It's the principle, he won't budge. 287 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,125 A small cauldron. 288 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,708 No. 289 00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,625 -A gourd ? -No. 290 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,458 A gourdinette ? 291 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,625 No. 292 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,800 A bowl. A bowlinette ? 293 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,083 That's a small bowl-, that's all. 294 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,000 The secret is passed on from druid to druid. 295 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,900 Never for commercial purposes! 296 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,458 A bowlinette, is nothing! 297 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,750 I'm sorry, Edifis. 298 00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,208 Ok then. 299 00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,125 You were my only hope. 300 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,041 My last straw to grasp at, to stay alive. 301 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,750 But I understand. 302 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:09,141 You have other worries. 303 00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:11,900 Caesar, the Romans... 304 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,916 Who I'm not fond of, anyway. 305 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,500 Maybe I'm going to die... 306 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,500 ..but it was nice knowing you. 307 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,791 Gentlemen... 308 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,150 Midifix... 309 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:31,833 What ?! 310 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:35,700 Edifis, wait ! 311 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,708 I planned to consult some manuscripts.. 312 00:18:38,883 --> 00:18:39,800 ..in Alexandria's library. 313 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,250 I can't promise anything.. 314 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,791 ..but I'll come with you. 315 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,375 Thanks! Thanks a lot, Mortaranbrix! Thanks! 316 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,900 My ship's waiting offshore. 317 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,416 Plenty of room for everyone. 318 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,800 No time to lose. 319 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,416 Let's go, Dogmatix! 320 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,400 You're not taking him are you? 257,1 00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:58,666? Why not? 321 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:01,108 He's too small for such a big trip. 322 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,208 Anyway, Egypt is the land of cats! 323 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,708 Go, pack your bags.. 324 00:19:04,858 --> 00:19:06,708 ..and don't talk about it anymore. 325 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:11,458 "Don't talk about it..." Ha! "Don't talk about it..." 326 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,458 Sissou! Ahamou! 327 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:25,375 So under the icy winds of winter, onboard of the Napadelis... 328 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:29,791 .. begins the long journey to Egypt, land of Ra, the Sun God. 329 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:33,500 The legendary Cleopatra's kingdom would soon welcome... 330 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,700 ..Asterix, Obelix and Getafix 331 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,800 -Woof ! And Dogmatix? 332 00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:40,200 What?.. 333 00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:40,900 Woof ! 334 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,100 I'm barking. 335 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,000 I'm not allowed talk anymore, so I bark. 336 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,000 Woof! 337 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:47,416 Fine, you win! 338 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,216 Take him out, before he suffocates. 339 00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:50,100 There's nothing in the sack! 340 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800 Nothing? No?! 341 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:53,999 Ooh ! 342 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:56,000 Ooh ! There he is ! 343 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,125 Such a smart dog ! My baby. 344 00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,775 How nice! He wanted to be with me. 345 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,875 He got in all by himself. 346 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,375 Yes we were just saying... 347 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,875 ...three months is a little short. 348 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,958 Specially when Artifis is a real hyena. 349 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,800 Do you know what a hyena is? 350 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 He's just like that! 351 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,300 Hates me to death and he's full of talents. 352 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,758 Gifted, is he? 353 00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:16,958 No, he's rich. 354 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,441 Full of gold talents. 355 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,441 The talent is Egyptian currency. 356 00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:23,383 In Gaul it's not the most talented who are the richest. 357 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,600 Anything else to fear? 358 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,550 Off-hand, no. 359 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,900 Red Beard! Red Beard! Red Beard! Red Beard! 360 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,775 Boys, last time by bad luck 361 00:20:47,908 --> 00:20:49,375 we ran into those Gauls.. 362 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,375 ..stuffed with magic potion, 363 00:20:52,508 --> 00:20:53,375 and their mastiff! 364 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,583 Outnumbered by 2 365 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,083 we had no option but to.. 366 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,250 Run. 367 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,250 No, not really. 368 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,700 We had to debark.. 369 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,166 ..precipitously, let's say. 370 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,800 By swimming in freezing water. 371 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,075 No, it was warm! 372 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,250 It was ice cold! 373 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:11,166 Alright! 374 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,891 So.. to prevent any trouble, 375 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,791 avoid Gaulish ships. 376 00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,875 But for any others,.. 377 00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:19,875 .. no pity! 378 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,875 Yeah! 379 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,333 Ship to starboard! 380 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,500 -Yaaaah ! 381 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,750 Ready to board, daddy. Hoist the artemuses ! 382 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,450 Calm down, my girl. 383 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,200 Besides "Hoist the artemuses" doesn't make any sense. 384 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,500 That's what I thought. 385 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,291 How many ships, Baba? 386 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:46,341 Just one, Captain. 387 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:48,708 Looks like a small one from here. 388 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,333 Egyptian, Captain. 389 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:52,750 Egyptian! 390 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,250 Egyptian. That's good. 391 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,100 This will get us back on track. 392 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:59,833 "Ipso facto et manu militari". 393 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,000 Tripod ? 394 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,200 Man your posts! 395 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:06,583 Bosco, Double-Rhum Gambler, hoist the marinades! 396 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,958 Rackham, Worley, Skull, baffle the storks. 397 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,291 Boaaaard'em! 398 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:26,916 I'm the king of the world! 399 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,625 Pirates ! 400 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,708 Help, pirates! 401 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Look, pirates ! 402 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,791 Quick, we have to get out of here ! 403 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,700 Ah ! The pirates. 404 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,458 -Ha haaa ! 405 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,700 Yoo hoo ! 406 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,000 It's us! 407 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,500 Nooo ! 408 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,458 The G.. The Ga.. The Gau.. 409 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:58,916 The Gauls! 410 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 This can't be happening. 411 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:01,900 -Ha, ha, ha ! 412 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:08,375 Is there an axe here? Watch out. Pardon me. 413 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,808 Hey, easy down there! 414 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,908 What are they doing? 415 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,908 Na, na, na ! 416 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,800 Cheaters! sore losers! 417 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,333 That's just not right. 418 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,833 That's it, sink it yourselves! 419 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,800 Seems they know what they're in for. 420 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,000 They're old friends. 421 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,166 We often go to the sea together. 422 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,200 You see, the abyss calls to the abyss. 423 00:23:49,577 --> 00:23:51,816 Abyssus abyssum invocat. 424 00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:56,708 Enough with the Latin quotes, OK? 425 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:08,000 What's that light on the horizon, Edifis? 426 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,625 The lights of Alexandria.* 427 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,416 Wrecked the butterflies of my youth.* 428 00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,000 I don't know why I just said that. 429 00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:17,000 I'm hungry. 430 00:24:17,175 --> 00:24:18,766 We'll be in Alexandria in the morning. 431 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:20,708 That's the tower of Pharos, 432 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,708 Whose fire is a beacon to all ships. 433 00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:24,625 A beacon for ships ! 434 00:24:24,783 --> 00:24:26,625 These Egyptians are crazy ! 435 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,500 One of the 7 wonders of the world. 436 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:31,791 Imagine, the biggest building in Rome,.. 437 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,833 Anyway, I'm hungrier than a barracuda. 438 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,000 Ba-rra-cu-da... 439 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,916 You wanted to see me, Edifis? 440 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,500 My Queen, the palace is getting along 441 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,458 but the time is much too short. 442 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:17,800 So I asked some Gaulish friends, 443 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,333 a powerful wizard and 2 warriors.. 444 00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,583 ..to aid me with my task. 445 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,541 I'm here to ask your accordance 446 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,958 to accordify me all your aidance 447 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,858 "aidance" as in "help" 339,1 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,958 not as in "Hey dance!" 448 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:34,000 I wouldn't dare. 449 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,600 Get anyone you want. 450 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,400 -Grrr ! 451 00:25:36,808 --> 00:25:38,200 Finish the palace on time. 452 00:25:38,425 --> 00:25:39,900 That's all I ask. 453 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:43,300 Caesar mocks me every day. 454 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,666 I can't afford to lose face. 455 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:47,916 He is "all" arrogance. 456 00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:49,375 "all !" 457 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:50,916 "all !" 458 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,458 Ti amo (Umberto Tozzi) 459 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,650 If you finish in time 460 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,350 There's gold for everyone. 461 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,000 I'd like that. 462 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,900 Otherwise, the crocodiles. 463 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,333 I wouldn't like that. 464 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,000 Ah ! 465 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:25,958 Now go! 466 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:37,791 He's cute with that moustache. 467 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,625 A little old. 468 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:43,250 -No, the other one. -No, too fat. 469 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,583 You doing this on purpose? 470 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:50,500 Seems like she has a nasty disposition, 471 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,125 but a lovely nose. 472 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:55,416 -She'll feed me to the crocodiles. -Very lovely. 473 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,541 A little upturned, 474 00:26:57,791 --> 00:27:00,458 with a little braid on the side. 475 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:03,000 She throws me to the crocodiles 476 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,083 and he moons over her nose. 477 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,550 You think crocodiles taste good? 478 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:10,166 Can't you show a little interest in my problem ? 479 00:27:10,366 --> 00:27:12,166 -Oh ! 480 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,708 A big ant. 481 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 -Istou ! 482 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,500 -Istou ! 483 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,300 -Istou ! 484 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,000 -Istou ! 485 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:12,666 What a crowd! 486 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:15,483 Brings to mind the biannual beef expo, 487 00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:17,583 at the "salon du boeuf" in Lutetia, 488 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,983 where they display all the new.. 489 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:21,583 ..breeds of cattle. It's wonderful! 490 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,500 Huge, huge, huge, show! 491 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:26,125 Which kind of cows do you have? 492 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:29,500 Bit of a mess, but it's coming along.. 493 00:28:29,683 --> 00:28:30,500 ..touch wood. 494 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,541 Still so much work to be done! 495 00:28:33,791 --> 00:28:35,250 And only 2 months left. 496 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,800 By the way, about the magic potion. 497 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,291 When we were back in Gaulery.. 498 00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:42,000 you said "no worries, I'll give you.. 499 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,150 ..plenty of potion". What I wanna know.. 500 00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,850 No, I said I'd see what I could do. 501 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:46,666 How's that?! 502 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:48,000 Where did you get all that sand? 503 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,083 -It was already here, Ob�lix ! -Ah 504 00:28:51,125 --> 00:28:54,625 All those stones, there that's Niloise by the Nile Express. 505 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 I think it's very violent to whip slaves. 506 00:28:57,375 --> 00:29:00,166 They're not slaves. They're skilled tradesmen.. 507 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:03,083 ..who ply their trade voluntarily and remunerated, too. 508 00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:06,125 And those whips are for decoration? No.. eh.. 509 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:09,541 Yes... I don't know. No one's complained so far. 510 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:13,416 - "Istou"? - Probably means "go on". 511 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,083 That's the signal for the soup. 512 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:21,458 No. Actually they're relieving the whippers. 513 00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:24,625 You see, tradition calls for an exchange of hair. 514 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,400 There, the whipper becomes a puller.. 515 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,875 ..and the puller, a whipper. 516 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:28,875 Now they're bonded by hair. 517 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,416 Yes, it's a different culture, hm? 518 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:32,883 Asterix, remember that menhir 519 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,583 I threw at Caius Bonus? 520 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,000 It must have weighed as much as 521 00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,500 that skid of stones, d'you think? 522 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:38,833 You should ask him. 523 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,333 He's best positioned to answer. -Ha, ha, ha ! 524 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:50,541 It's a different culture! 525 00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:57,783 Another bill! 526 00:29:57,891 --> 00:30:00,083 I hate administrative papyrus-work! 527 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,300 Otis, my scribe. 528 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,950 He's the one who scribes everything. 529 00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:04,400 Imhotep to you ! 530 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,166 Scribe, is that a comfortable position 531 00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:11,583 You know, I don't think there are good or bad positions. 532 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:16,208 If I have to summarize my life, I'd say it's mostly chance encounters. 533 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:21,250 people who offered me a helping hand, perhaps at a time when I couldn't or I was all alone. 534 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:24,958 It's rather strange to tell oneself that chance forges fate 535 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:28,875 because when you have a taste for the genuine article once you have a taste for the thing done right - The "beau geste". 536 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:33,041 it's sometimes hard to find a sounding board. Let's call it.. 537 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,708 The mirror that helps you forward. 538 00:30:35,958 --> 00:30:40,125 But not in my case, because as I was saying I've been able to, 539 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:43,583 and I thank life, I sing life, I dance life. All I am is love... 540 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:48,500 When a lot of people ask me "how do you manage to have such humanity?" 541 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:52,458 Well I answer them simply, I tell them it's the appetite for love. 542 00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:55,333 this appetite which led me here today to undertake a mechanical construction 543 00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:59,166 But tomorrow, who knows, might lead me to community service, 544 00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:02,666 to give back a gift, the gift of oneself. 545 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,208 - What's for lunch? - Lentils, as usual. 546 00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,791 I'll be back. 547 00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:25,708 On this site Caesar's Palace will soon be erected. 548 00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:28,125 To be finished in 58 days. 549 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:34,125 What are you looking for? 550 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,708 I've lost my lentil. 551 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:39,291 Workers 552 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,958 Workers. 553 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:44,708 Comrades. 554 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:48,041 Have we gone back to the days of the pharaohs? 555 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:53,208 Slaving away ? Under the whip ? 556 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:56,208 And for whom? 557 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,333 For Caesar...! 558 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:08,166 Let him build his palace in Rome! 559 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,800 Everyone look after his own and.. 560 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:11,691 the hippos will take care of themselves. 561 00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:13,458 That's true ! 562 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:21,800 Ippa kuhhupu irrutchenne itchennemmi hautchench!.. 563 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800 Yeaah ! 564 00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:28,375 Comrades, you are being exploited. 565 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,500 They're killing you with work and.. 566 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,416 ..frankly.. 567 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,208 There! 568 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,000 He's right ! 569 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:47,458 And there two monumental statues of Cleopatra and Caesar. 570 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:48,941 Not too monumental, though. 571 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:50,041 15 meters high - no more. 572 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:51,800 And right beside the sphinxes, 573 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,625 a big fully equipped kitchen. 574 00:32:53,825 --> 00:32:57,850 Next to the bedrooms, maybe not ideal. 575 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Because of the noise and odour? 576 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,833 Some find it annoying. 577 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,541 Didn't think about that. 578 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:06,750 What are these big grapes? 579 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,500 They're dates, Obelix. 580 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,666 They grow on those trees, there. 581 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:15,875 Crunchy n the middle. 582 00:33:15,975 --> 00:33:16,875 That's the stone. 583 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,791 Not bad ! 584 00:33:23,116 --> 00:33:27,791 Hey ! Lunchtime's over. Get to work! 585 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,908 All I.. all I said was that lunch break was over. 586 00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:34,708 Unfair! Unfair! 587 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,833 - Please? - Yes ? 588 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:41,625 Unfair! Unfair! 589 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:49,833 We refuse to work any longer. Out of the question, in these conditions ! 590 00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:53,500 - It's intolerable ! - Unfair! Unfair! 591 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:56,041 Calm down, calm down. Hup, up, up, up !.. 592 00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,125 - Unfair! - Oh, oh ! 593 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:00,208 Who's in charge? 594 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,108 Choose someone to communicate with me. 595 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,750 Ok fine. 596 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,291 I'll be the voice of my comrades and pass on the message. 597 00:34:07,416 --> 00:34:08,591 -I'm Itineris. 598 00:34:08,716 --> 00:34:09,791 -I'm listening. 599 00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:13,041 You have "two" new messages. 600 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:18,208 First: we're working more than 18 hours a day - that's 36 hours in 2 days. 601 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,833 We want it lowered to 35 hours. 602 00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:23,000 That'll never work. It'll cause a heap problems. 603 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:26,333 Secondly, sorry for interrupting you... 604 00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:28,916 we demand a decrease of at least 50%. 605 00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:30,266 An increase you mean. 606 00:34:30,466 --> 00:34:31,466 No. 607 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:33,750 we demand a decrease in the number of whiplashes. 608 00:34:34,125 --> 00:34:35,875 We get too many whiplashes. 609 00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:39,166 Some comrades get terrible headaches from all the whiplashing about. 610 00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,833 Their head is ready to burst. 611 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,658 While we're at it; concerning meals, 612 00:34:43,883 --> 00:34:46,458 what if we added a boar to the lentils .. or 2, let's say. -Ob�lix ! 613 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:50,041 No if I lower the whiplashes, you'll work slower. 614 00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:51,833 Then the palace won't be on time, 615 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,333 and I'm off to the crocodiles! 616 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:55,833 Enough, Edifis. Itineris is right.. 617 00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:58,875 not to allow that. 618 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,541 I'm sure they'd be happy with wild boar. 619 00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:16,208 It's Ready. 620 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:26,333 No, Ob�lix not you. You fell in when you were little. 621 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:29,250 Fine ! Come on, Dogmatix. 622 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:31,625 Give them a little demonstration, Asterix. 623 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:35,166 Be careful, I might have over done it. 624 00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:44,708 It's a little too strong? No, it's just fine. 625 00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:57,375 Dogmatix, beg! 626 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:00,916 Beg! 627 00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:15,300 Ob�...! 628 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,833 Sit! 629 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:31,000 Ah ! It's a miracle... 630 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,416 Great ! Is there enough for everyone? 631 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,166 I'll make some more. 632 00:36:43,958 --> 00:36:47,041 No, Obelix, you fell in the cauldron when you were little. 633 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:49,000 Oh, alright! 634 00:37:16,500 --> 00:36:17,600 Ouaaah ! 635 00:37:18,500 --> 00:36:19,600 I feel good !(James Brown: I got you) 636 00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:52,833 No! Obelix, no. 637 00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,833 -I think I'm a good , now ! 638 00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:19,833 -So good ! 639 00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:29,500 -Oh ! Hisse ! Oh ! Hisse ! -Oh ! Hisse ! Oh ! Hisse ! 640 00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:32,916 Hohis. That's his name. 641 00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:35,541 Hoist? 642 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:39,041 No, Hohis. Like "Ho, hisse la saucisse!" 643 00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,875 Ah ! Nexusis ! 644 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:10,833 What can I bring you? 645 00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:13,875 -I'll have an Imhotep. -Two. 646 00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:18,750 I want you to take care of a little thing for me. 647 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,375 No problem boss. Who do I have to kill? 648 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:22,291 No one! We're not killing anyone! 649 00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:26,291 Here's two Imhoteps 650 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:31,291 Wer'e going to stop construction of the palace. 651 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:36,250 They're waiting for stones from the south, by Nile. 652 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:39,291 Make sure the stones don't arrive on the worksite. 653 00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:42,041 No stones - no construction. 654 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:46,000 No construction - no palace. 655 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,541 No palace... 656 00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:51,541 ...no palace. 657 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:56,791 Here's some gold to fix it. 658 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,416 If it's too much, bring me the change. 659 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:06,833 Devi� t�t�k� 660 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:13,791 Nice dress ! 661 00:40:36,458 --> 00:40:40,708 I came, I saw, I conquered. Veni, vidi, vici. 662 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:44,000 Engrave the usual stuff. and sign: 663 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:45,708 Caesar ! 664 00:40:46,291 --> 00:40:49,333 -"Caesar" .. or C�sar ? 665 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:54,833 Oh well, C�sar. It sounded cool, but 666 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,333 Would you engrave 4 plates? 667 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,375 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity.. 668 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,291 Power and prosperity, Caius C+. What's the good news? 669 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,850 I came, I saw, I conquered. 670 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,291 Veni, vidi, vici, as usual? Hm? 671 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:08,000 Veni and vidi are fine. 672 00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:09,875 The vici is a little premature. 673 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:11,541 Meaning? 674 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,291 Gaul for example... 675 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,041 What about Gaul? 676 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:20,416 Gaul is vici. All Gaul is occupied. 677 00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:23,875 All ? no ! One small village of Gauls still holds out... 678 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:26,041 ...against the invaders, I know. 679 00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,625 I've heard it all before. 680 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:31,375 Fine. How ahout Cleopatra? They stopped construction? 681 00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:32,800 That's just it you see, 682 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,500 it's going not too badly. 683 00:41:34,875 --> 00:41:39,041 It's amazing. They even put .. inside... 684 00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:41,958 -No ! -Excuse me. 685 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,333 Don't touch my... 686 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,916 A this rate they'll meet the deadline. 687 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,500 Impossible. 688 00:41:47,650 --> 00:41:49,166 Apparently "impossible" is not a Gaulish word. 689 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,283 Edifis got 3 of them to help him. 690 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,083 one of them is a druid named THiX. 691 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,291 Getafix? 692 00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:58,083 Yes, I knew it sounded like that. 693 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:02,791 Also a little clever one and a big brute: Highkix and Journalduhix. 694 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,000 Or Malcolm-ix. 695 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:10,500 Keep an eye on them for now. I'll decide later what to do. 696 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:15,125 Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war. 697 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:20,500 The little Gaul has a name like a hero: Joemannix (Brucewillix.) 698 00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:30,458 In the mean time, the ruthless Nexusis... 699 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:34,541 ..sent by the foul Artifis, is completing his mission: 700 00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:37,666 Cutting off the supply of stones 701 00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:42,125 by bribing the vile and venal convoy supervisor. 702 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:16,958 There the buildings can form a "C", as in Cleopatra. 703 00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,375 It's Caesar's palace. 704 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:21,666 -That works too. -How's that? 705 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:24,708 They say the stones have arrived. 706 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,400 Yutterretche ennenne neku igua tata tatchau ! 707 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:30,708 Nene rem rasset yafftet 708 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,999 Udj�n�, u.. u.. udj.. 709 00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:37,041 The supervisor says there are no more stones in the quarries. 710 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,041 Djobi, djoba (Gipsy Kings) -Nice language. -He says he wants to be paid. 711 00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:44,625 -He's lying. -No, he really wants to be paid. 712 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,916 No, about the quarries. I'm sure there are tons stones. 713 00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:50,333 I could make him talk, if you want. Can I? 714 00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:53,250 Ok. But don't overdo it, He needs to be able to talk. 715 00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:58,250 How do you say "talk"? 716 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:02,291 If it's in the sense of I don't speak Egyptian very well"... 717 00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:05,875 ...it's "medou ene ere comete". 718 00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:10,041 If it's "talk a little slower", it's "medou ere keteb". 719 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,208 "Medou ere keteb". No, "ketebece". 720 00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,041 "Ketebece". "Keteb". "Ketebece", when there's at least 8 people. 721 00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,666 "Ketebece". No, not "ketebece". 722 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:20,000 No one will understand you. I'm right. 723 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:22,041 "Keteb" open, "keteb" generous. 724 00:44:22,416 --> 00:44:23,833 "Say!" 725 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:26,333 "Ouchebe". 726 00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:32,125 "Ouchebe". 727 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:34,625 No? Not "ouchebe"? 728 00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:40,416 No, Obelix, not so hard. 729 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:45,666 - He says Artifis paid him to throw the stones into the Nile. - I knew it 730 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,750 He says there are still plenty of stones in the quarry.. plenty! 731 00:44:57,166 --> 00:45:02,041 - Ai... Ai... He says... - Yes, ai, I understood that part. 732 00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:06,083 He says "ai" because he's pain. I'm in pain. 733 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:09,208 Not the moustache. Not the moustache. 734 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,416 He's finished. 735 00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:15,125 We'll go get the stones with him. Safer that way. 736 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:19,666 I'll stay here to keep an eye on things. Otis will accompany you to... 737 00:45:21,791 --> 00:45:23,833 Yes, to... 738 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:26,625 Here. Amulets. 739 00:45:27,541 --> 00:45:29,875 They'll protect you from bad luck. 740 00:45:31,166 --> 00:45:32,458 Thanks. 741 00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:36,583 Amsterisque. Rix. 742 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:38,666 Risqume. Yes, rix... 743 00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:41,041 -Risqume. -Mmmh... 744 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:44,875 The fate of all Egypt is in your hands. 745 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:47,875 Aren't you overdoing it a bit? 746 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:52,291 -M, my fate is in your hands? -Better, better! 747 00:45:56,291 --> 00:45:59,208 -Go, Amsteriiiiksm! -Rix. 748 00:45:59,458 --> 00:46:00,541 Riiiksm! 749 00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:08,500 So our Gaulish friends guided by Otis ... 750 00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:11,916 ...are off to the quarries to fill up with stones. 751 00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:16,875 Say, Obelix! What a strange noise your dromedary is making! 752 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:19,041 It's not my dromedary, it's my stomach! 753 00:46:19,291 --> 00:46:22,125 While I pack up the boat, You can visit the sphinx. 754 00:46:22,375 --> 00:46:25,833 I' sure that nearby it's teeming with delightful little restaurants. 755 00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:29,541 Where you can regale your tastebuds with: croquettes, brochettes,.. 756 00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:31,666 ...steamed fish, meats in sauce. 757 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,041 -(Ob�lix) I knew it, nothing to eat. 758 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:38,041 -(Ast�rix) Nice, those little sphinxes. 759 00:46:38,791 --> 00:46:41,541 I could make little menhir-souvenirs like that. 760 00:46:41,791 --> 00:46:43,166 -Sphinx? -No thanks I make my own. 761 00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:45,208 -Sphinx? -No, thanks. 762 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,999 -Kore te watto ? Takai dessho ne? - Mane. 763 00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:54,291 -Noble stranger! A portrait with the sphinx as souvenir? 764 00:46:54,666 --> 00:46:56,500 An instant statue in 30 minutes. 765 00:46:57,250 --> 00:47:00,125 Yes why not? It'd look nice in my hut. 766 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:04,541 Do you accept sestertii? Sure. Stand in profile please... 767 00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:06,291 ...shoulders up front. 768 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:08,666 Not to far. 769 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:13,750 We have to reinforce security. That Artifis is a viper. 770 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:16,708 Besides the cargo he could attack the construction site itself. 771 00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:19,208 We must organise a guard duty. 772 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:22,375 What do you think, Obelix? Hm ? 773 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:26,916 Now where did he go? Obe? 774 00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:28,875 Obe. Obelix! 775 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:34,125 -Don't sculpt too short! -No no. 776 00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:40,208 -So you're from Gaul? -Yes. 777 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:44,041 -Hah, been warming up lately! -Ah ! 778 00:47:44,416 --> 00:47:45,833 Obe... 779 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:53,125 Obelix... H�! H�! Asterix! 780 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,000 Obelix, no I'm sure that's not allowed. -Oh� ! H� ! 781 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:02,333 -Come down at once. -But.. 782 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,458 Ooh...-Oh ! Oh, how nice... 783 00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:21,166 Come down, you're being ridiculous! 784 00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,375 You look so small down there. 785 00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:26,500 Don't be stupid. Get off that sphinx. 786 00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:30,875 Ho, ho !I'll take a walk on his head. 787 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:34,583 Wise guy! 788 00:48:53,416 --> 00:48:54,300 -Oops ! 789 00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:59,000 Broke the nose. 790 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:05,583 Great, great! Remarquable ! 791 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,083 Bravo, Obelix. 792 00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:15,458 You've outdone yourself this time! 793 00:49:15,708 --> 00:49:17,500 Maybe we could glue it back ? 794 00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:20,250 Really? That's a great idea. 795 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,916 With what? You seen the size of that thing? 796 00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:25,833 That's for sure! It's a rock! A cape! 797 00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:29,875 A cape? Forsooth! It's a peninsula!. (Cyrano de Bergerac) 798 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:34,250 Instead of making up literature you could help me find a solution 799 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,083 What a bull in a china store! 800 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,250 Luckily no one saw us. 801 00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,208 So he says: "Why don't you go get embalmed by the Greeks!" 802 00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:45,125 -Imhotep ! -Tep ! 803 00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:08,208 Help me, I only have two arms! 804 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,408 -OK 805 00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:17,541 Was that lightning? 806 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:30,166 I told you I saw lightning. I'm not crazy. 807 00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:36,833 -Voil� ! 808 00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:40,200 No one'll think to dig around here. 809 00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:40,966 Right. 810 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,458 Let's go. No need to hang around. 811 00:50:43,633 --> 00:50:45,450 On your feet, Dogmatix! 812 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:49,083 Not a word about this to Getafix. 813 00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:51,125 -Nothing happened. -No. 814 00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:52,375 Nothing. 815 00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,041 Hey, my p�t� ! 816 00:51:05,283 --> 00:51:07,733 Since the palace is progressing.. 817 00:51:07,883 --> 00:51:09,333 ..much faster than planned.. 818 00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:11,000 ..we demand, the comrades and myself, 819 00:51:11,183 --> 00:51:12,625 ..which is perfectly normal.. 820 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:16,333 ..an extra day off. Voila. 821 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:19,125 You know, you've been in my shoes, Likethis. 822 00:51:19,375 --> 00:51:20,708 My name's Edifis. 823 00:51:20,958 --> 00:51:23,250 -Yes... and -Iors ?---- If I----is---------- not done exp-------. 824 00:51:28,791 --> 00:51:31,125 Itineris, you're breaking up. 825 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,208 Move a bit, like so? 826 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:35,583 -ow -an --ou -ead -e? 827 00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:37,791 -ow -bou- -ow? -Try it. 828 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:41,291 Do you --ders-and me now? Be-ause... 829 00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:45,208 I've been doing that a lot lately! 830 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,950 - You alright, Obe? - I'm famished ! 831 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:51,799 Oh ! 832 00:51:53,275 --> 00:51:55,500 How could they build such buildings? 833 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,958 -Piling stone upon stone. -Indeed. 834 00:51:58,208 --> 00:51:59,541 -Ho, Gauls! 835 00:51:59,791 --> 00:52:03,416 Feel like a little tour inside the pyramid? -Ah, no ! 836 00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,208 I'll show it to you free. 837 00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:08,125 I don't see what could be so interesting in there. 838 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:12,208 I hear it's magnificent. We have the time, let's go. 839 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:15,250 Stay here, Dogmatix. Guard Getafix. 840 00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:17,458 If you're good, you'll get a nice bone. 841 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:35,375 Don't lose sight of me or you won't get out of this labyrinth alive. 842 00:52:35,916 --> 00:52:38,916 Watch it, the passages are very narrow... 843 00:52:39,116 --> 00:52:41,266 -..You can't be too fat. 844 00:52:41,416 --> 00:52:42,866 No one here is fat! 845 00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:47,041 On your right, Anubis. 846 00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,000 Touching. 847 00:52:48,191 --> 00:52:50,625 -The god of the dead and of darkness. -Hmf ! 848 00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:55,875 Through here. 849 00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:59,791 Come, distinguished guests, go in. 850 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:04,666 The hieroglyphs that decorate this room are magnificent. 851 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:09,041 After you. Enter. 852 00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:11,041 Ah, yes, indeed! 853 00:53:14,666 --> 00:53:16,083 No! No! 854 00:53:19,625 --> 00:53:22,599 You'll never get out of here, foreigners ! 855 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:23,500 Hah ! 856 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:26,500 This tomb will be ... 857 00:53:26,783 --> 00:53:29,983 ...your tomb! Ha, ha, ha ! 858 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:34,708 No way out. We are stuck. 859 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:38,500 "This tomb will be your tomb!" Ah, that's great! Oh, I'm good ! 860 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:41,800 A free visit, I should have suspected! 861 00:53:42,791 --> 00:53:45,500 At least there's plenty to read. 862 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:48,641 -They all look alike, Hieroglyphs! -Oh No. 863 00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:53,000 Look, Obelix, the colours are superb ! 864 00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:55,416 That's all really nice, but... 865 00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:58,208 ...if we don't find a way out soon... 866 00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:01,000 ...we'll have all eternity to decipher it all. 867 00:54:02,508 --> 00:54:05,500 Well, that's that ! 868 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:07,891 If they get out of that one.. 869 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:11,916 ..I swear I'll never shave my head! Never shave my head ! 870 00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:15,958 First of all we have to get that door open. 871 00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:17,333 But considering the thickness... 872 00:54:17,841 --> 00:54:19,916 - Here, Obelix. ... - Hm ? What ? 873 00:54:20,616 --> 00:54:24,658 For the first time I'll give you a drink magic potion.. 874 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:27,458 - Really ? . - It's what he said! 875 00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:33,083 One drop, two drops, three drops. 876 00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:35,791 That's enough. 877 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:58,416 Well... 878 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,950 I don't see a big difference between before and after. 879 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,500 Ob� ? 880 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,300 Geta ? 881 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,000 - Yes ? - Geta ? 882 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,000 Ob� ? 883 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,125 No, it's Geta. 884 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:17,125 Ast�rix ? 885 00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:21,375 Yes, I'm here. 886 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,083 Here. 887 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,300 Ob�lix ? 888 00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:32,250 It's the 10th time we meet at the same spot. 889 00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:35,375 These pharaohs had great architects! 890 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:38,958 - The situation's serious. - Very serious. 891 00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:40,916 I'm starting to get hungry. 892 00:55:41,416 --> 00:55:44,291 What could those hieroglyphs mean? 893 00:55:44,650 --> 00:55:45,333 Obelix,.. 894 00:55:45,550 --> 00:55:47,533 ..there's a time to deciper hieroglyphs, 895 00:55:47,733 --> 00:55:49,333 and a time to get out of the pyramid! 896 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:53,250 Time to get our priorities straight. 897 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:56,875 Let me remind "Mister" Asterix that I'm hungry. 898 00:55:57,125 --> 00:56:01,041 So, I distract myself to forget my hunger. 899 00:56:01,216 --> 00:56:02,000 Ah, pardon! 900 00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:03,800 I forgot. That stomach of Mr. Obelix's.. 901 00:56:03,950 --> 00:56:05,500 ..goes before everything else. 902 00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:07,000 Wild boars and smacking Romans,.. 903 00:56:07,150 --> 00:56:08,875 ..that's all Mr. Obelix needs. 904 00:56:09,050 --> 00:56:09,900 Oh sure,.. 905 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,333 ..Mr Asterix knows everything better than anyone! 906 00:56:12,508 --> 00:56:13,375 Yes, maybe ! 907 00:56:13,608 --> 00:56:15,475 Let me remind Mr Asterix.. 908 00:56:15,550 --> 00:56:17,000 ..who wanted to visit the pyramid, 909 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:20,716 ..all this would never have happened inside a menhir. 910 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:24,666 Ah, .. 2 Sestertii logic ! 911 00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:30,666 What's keeping them? 912 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,533 Already half past the sand! 913 00:56:33,716 --> 00:56:35,833 The stones are loaded! We have to go! 914 00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:42,833 I got worked up before. I just said anything. Mea culpa. 915 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:46,041 No, It's my Mea culpa.. 916 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:49,166 It could well have happened in a menhir. 917 00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:53,041 In any case, my powers can't get us out of here. 918 00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:58,208 I fear this may be the end of our adventures. 919 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:06,408 Anyone got something to light the torch with? 920 00:57:06,558 --> 00:57:10,458 No, I have a box of amulets, but that won't do. 921 00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:12,791 I'm sorry for Edifis. 922 00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:15,958 I'm sorry for poor Dogmatix. 923 00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:17,000 Isn't that so, Dogmatix? 924 00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:18,708 - Woof! . - Dogmatix ?! 925 00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:21,616 Yeah, so? Don't blame me for taking him. 926 00:57:21,758 --> 00:57:23,000 He came all by himself! 927 00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:23,800 No, that's just it ! 928 00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:25,728 He found us by sense of smell. 929 00:57:25,858 --> 00:57:28,291 So he can sniff us out of here. 930 00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:29,200 That's true! 931 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,000 Dogmatix, listen carefully. 932 00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:33,525 If you get us out of here,.. 933 00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:36,125 ..you'll be swimming in bones. 934 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,916 Yes! Good, Dogmatix! 935 00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,666 I apologize, Ob�lix you were right to bring him. 936 00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:03,958 Sometimes I think he understands everything I say. 937 00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:10,916 And they returned to the construction site... 938 00:58:11,166 --> 00:58:14,375 aboard ships loaded with stones. 939 00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:16,041 This is slow. 940 00:58:16,641 --> 00:58:17,541 Very slow. 941 00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,250 Too slow! 942 00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:22,941 At this speed we won't be in Gaul in time for the wild board banquet. 943 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,933 Lentils are alright for 5 minutes, but... 944 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:28,500 You know the Nile is an unpredictable river... 945 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:31,541 ...sometimes impetuous, sometimes lazy. 946 00:58:31,791 --> 00:58:35,708 - I don't know if you know this beautiful Egyptian poem. - No. 947 00:58:35,958 --> 00:58:39,541 It goes: "Nile, Nile, Nile..." 948 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:48,666 What's he doing, exactly? 949 00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:00,208 Boys! 950 00:59:01,666 --> 00:59:03,708 Once again we're afloat ! 951 00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,500 Hip hip hip... Hurrah. 952 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,541 Hip hip hip... Hurrah. 953 00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:24,291 Watch out behind! 954 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:41,875 By Toutatis, I know he fell... 955 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,666 in the potion when he was little 956 00:59:44,916 --> 00:59:47,583 but that boy never ceases to amaze me. 957 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,500 - Hip hip hip, hurrah, hey ? - Alright, enough! 958 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:56,750 And construction was ready to start again. 959 00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,666 Edifis was certain to meet the deadline 960 01:00:00,916 --> 01:00:03,333 which was very rare, in construction, at the time. 961 01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:08,291 One sip per person. one sip per person. 962 01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:11,583 There's fake potion going about on the site. 963 01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:15,000 Same consistency, same colour, but it's not the potion. 964 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,583 It's pumpkin soup. 965 01:00:16,958 --> 01:00:20,458 The only real potion, is the one you get from the druid... 966 01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:21,916 ...there by the cauldron. 967 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:25,666 Thirty minutes from here. 968 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:29,625 So I closed the door and yelled: 969 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:32,791 "This tomb will be your tomb." 970 01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:34,541 -Not bad! -Huh? 971 01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:38,208 I was also thinking: bunch of jackals you'll all die like jackals". 972 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:40,208 But that was jackals twice. 973 01:00:42,541 --> 01:00:45,625 What? Jackalsses? Ay! 974 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,791 Locked up in the pyramid, huh ?! Tsss! 975 01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:49,416 I don't understand. 976 01:00:49,791 --> 01:00:54,083 They're wizards. Only superhuman beings could get out of a pyramid. 977 01:00:54,333 --> 01:00:56,041 They're tough, those barbarians! 978 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:59,500 An idea, I need an idea. Mmh... 979 01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:05,000 Got one! I just had a nasty idea. No 2, 3, even ! 980 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:09,333 Oh, la la ! I've got a whole bunch of ideas. I'm too good! Tssssss... 981 01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:16,375 I don't like that laugh, boss. It scares me. 982 01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:18,208 To work! 983 01:01:23,625 --> 01:01:27,375 Nowhere near the luxuriant garden we need in 2 weeks. 984 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:33,583 Getamanix, got any potion to speed things up? 985 01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:37,458 Like, for example, seeds... 986 01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:40,583 ...that grow into palm trees right away? 987 01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:43,833 Edifis, you can't fixeverything with potions. 988 01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:46,250 Some things can't be changed. 989 01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:50,791 Nature needs time. It takes years for a little seed... 990 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:54,625 ...with patience, sun and water, to develop a bud... 991 01:01:56,333 --> 01:01:58,291 - and then... - Hmm ? 992 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:03,625 - that bud... - Please. 993 01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:06,500 Please. 994 01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:28,458 I don't have any faster ones. 995 01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:41,791 Yes, fantastic! 996 01:02:50,583 --> 01:02:52,666 Can someone help get me down? 997 01:03:00,791 --> 01:03:02,500 How has construction restarted? 998 01:03:02,875 --> 01:03:05,875 I'm not happy about their progress, either, noble Caesar, 999 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:10,416 Personally, I also want Edifis to fail. 1000 01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:14,583 I was thinking I could help you. 1001 01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:19,166 by means of a fair and equal arrangement 1002 01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:23,250 Not here. In my tent. 1003 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:30,250 I'm listening. 1004 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:35,458 Noble Caesar, if I arrange the construction to fail.. 1005 01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:39,625 you'll award me the contract and I'll finish it 2 months late. 1006 01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:43,791 That way you win your bet and Cleopatra is humiliated. Tsss! 1007 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,875 OK, if you finish it 4 months late. 1008 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,583 3, I can't work any slower. 1009 01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:52,800 Fine, 3. But not less, or you pay an early penalty. 1010 01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:53,700 Schple ! 1011 01:03:55,416 --> 01:03:58,625 It's a deal, noble Caesar. 1012 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:06,541 Good. Now, how do you plan to sabotage the works. 1013 01:04:08,125 --> 01:04:09,958 With this. 1014 01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:13,400 - Tsss! - Ha, ha, ha! 1015 01:04:21,041 --> 01:04:23,916 What shall I wear tonight? 1016 01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:26,833 Careful, it's very, very tepid. 1017 01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,841 A gift for the queen of queens. 1018 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:45,666 "In homage to the queen of queens. From the 3 Gauls: 1019 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:50,166 Getafix, Obelix and Asterix." How sweet! 1020 01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:53,833 Can I open it? 1021 01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:57,708 Oh, that's tepid! 1022 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:01,375 Ah, a cake! 1023 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,333 We'll have it for dessert tonight. 1024 01:05:03,708 --> 01:05:06,541 Modest meal: 40 dancers... 1025 01:05:06,916 --> 01:05:09,458 ...80 musicians 300 simple dishes. 1026 01:05:09,833 --> 01:05:12,083 I don't like crowds either. 1027 01:05:13,791 --> 01:05:14,833 Dinnertime! 1028 01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:18,166 - Wild boar just arrived by galley - Finally some normal food! 1029 01:05:18,416 --> 01:05:21,083 - Oh, yes, boar! - With lentils? 1030 01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:22,333 That's not allowed. 1031 01:05:22,533 --> 01:05:25,333 You realize it's still pork, more or less. 1032 01:05:25,708 --> 01:05:27,750 We'll pretend we don't know the rules. 1033 01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:28,950 Nobody move! 1034 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:30,916 We're here to arrest the Gauls - Queen's orders ! 1035 01:05:31,291 --> 01:05:33,708 Come on! for 3 wild boars! Fine 1036 01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:35,600 I'll smack them around 1037 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,875 then we'll eat. 1038 01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:38,100 No, wait. Wait! 1039 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:41,750 You're not going to fight the whole garrison? 1040 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,300 Why not? That illegal too?! 1041 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:46,500 You can't do anything around here! 1042 01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:48,750 Edifis is right. Let's see what Cleopatra wants. 1043 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,875 Yes, yes. And it's a nice opportunity to see the palace. 1044 01:05:52,125 --> 01:05:54,708 I'll stay here to keep the fire lit. 1045 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,208 Cos it tends to unlight itself. 1046 01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:57,600 That's why I want to stay 1047 01:05:57,758 --> 01:05:58,600 to keep it lit. 1048 01:05:58,800 --> 01:05:59,550 Schple ! 1049 01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:14,000 I have everything tasted, 1050 01:06:14,441 --> 01:06:15,416 before eating. 1051 01:06:15,791 --> 01:06:17,791 Your scheme failed, Gauls. 1052 01:06:18,166 --> 01:06:21,333 It's my taster who was poisoned by your cake. 1053 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,083 We didn't send a cake. What cake? 1054 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:27,125 That cake! There's not 50 cakes! 1055 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:30,000 Wild boars, ok, but that..? 1056 01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:32,833 Silence! You tried to kill me. 1057 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:36,375 - You'll pay with your lives. - By Toutatis! We're innocent! 1058 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:37,750 Some nerve ! 1059 01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:41,241 Wait! It's ridiculous! We're at the worksite all day, 1060 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:42,441 swallowing all that dust. 1061 01:06:42,541 --> 01:06:44,541 - And lentils... - Yes, no, that's en... 1062 01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:46,375 - Yes we eat lentils. - Yes, ok, but.. no point in brin.. 1063 01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:49,791 Never, ever did we send you a poisoned cake. 1064 01:06:50,166 --> 01:06:52,600 A cake like that, we would have eaten ourselves ! 1065 01:06:52,766 --> 01:06:53,900 Let's be logical ! 1066 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,583 BE QUIET !! 1067 01:06:57,133 --> 01:06:58,250 This is grotesque. 1068 01:06:58,333 --> 01:07:00,250 If the queen doesn't want to hear it.. 1069 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:02,500 ..then don't say anything. (For now). 1070 01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:04,125 Take them away! 1071 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:07,375 And serve appetizers to the sacred crocodiles! 1072 01:07:15,333 --> 01:07:17,125 I'm hungry. 1073 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,708 I'm hungry. Hungry! 1074 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:28,291 When I said hello, she turned her head. 1075 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:32,875 We used to laugh, play peekaboo, and then... 1076 01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:34,458 all of a sudden... 1077 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:37,000 she won't look at me anymore. 1078 01:07:37,133 --> 01:07:38,583 I'm a stranger to her. 1079 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,750 Cleopatra and you play peekaboo? 1080 01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:43,750 Asterix isn't talking about Cleopatra, 1081 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,750 but one of her attending courtesans. 1082 01:07:46,333 --> 01:07:48,208 The one with the pretty braid. 1083 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:52,500 Wouldn't surprise me if Asterix were in love. 1084 01:07:52,875 --> 01:07:54,291 I'm not in love. 1085 01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:57,916 I just want to tell her I had nothing to do with it. 1086 01:07:58,291 --> 01:08:01,166 It's a juridical thing. 1087 01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:03,458 Juridical, yes. 1088 01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:04,875 Of course! 1089 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,958 "Peekaboo, I love you !" 1090 01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,850 It's uncanny how stupid you look ! 1091 01:08:11,999 --> 01:08:13,125 "Hee, hee... I love you !" 1092 01:08:15,541 --> 01:08:16,958 Subtle ! 1093 01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:19,000 At times you're brilliant.. 1094 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,100 ..at others you seem like.. 1095 01:08:22,275 --> 01:08:23,300 ..a fat idiot. 1096 01:08:23,475 --> 01:08:24,958 Who's a fat idiot ?! 1097 01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,291 No idea. Drink ! A sip, each, of antidote. 1098 01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:32,041 Obelix, not all of it. A sip. 1099 01:08:32,291 --> 01:08:33,541 Yes, a sip. 1100 01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:36,500 Now, Obelix, open the cell door. 1101 01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:37,750 I didn't drink it all. 1102 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,550 Move away, back there. 1103 01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:40,750 We're going out ! 1104 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,583 Yes, and when you come back bring me a packet... 1105 01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:46,958 These Egyptians are crazy ! 1106 01:08:47,150 --> 01:08:49,958 You ask them to move, but they just stay there. 1107 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,541 So ? 1108 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,041 There, I'm done. 1109 01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:02,750 I'm tired of seeing myself in profile. 1110 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,958 Couldn't you sketch my front one time ? Like this. 1111 01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,625 Ouf, modern art..! 1112 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,041 Please? 1113 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,166 May we? 1114 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:19,208 Best if I left, huh ? 1115 01:09:19,583 --> 01:09:22,916 Gauls, since you're bent on my demise.. 1116 01:09:23,166 --> 01:09:26,291 I'll show you, by Osiris, how a queen dies. 1117 01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:29,500 No, by Toutatis, at least listen to us first. 1118 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:30,783 Aren't your courtesans around ? 1119 01:09:30,999 --> 01:09:31,683 Why? 1120 01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:35,375 No reason. I'm sure the cake wasn't poisoned. 1121 01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:37,333 I'd say, even, very tasty. 1122 01:09:39,416 --> 01:09:42,291 Obelix, cut 3 pieces of cake. 1123 01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:48,583 Three pieces, Obelix. 1124 01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:50,291 One... 1125 01:09:52,041 --> 01:09:53,625 Go on. 1126 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,625 Two. 1127 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:57,916 And three. 1128 01:09:58,708 --> 01:09:59,750 Of course ! 1129 01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:11,500 My queen, you can see it's not poisoned. 1130 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,466 Tell your courtesans. 1131 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,166 Especially the one with the braids. 1132 01:10:15,541 --> 01:10:17,200 Her name is Gimmeakis. 1133 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,291 Gimmeakis. 1134 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,491 Yes ? 1135 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,291 Last night I had a dream. 1136 01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:35,208 I'd won a million sestertius. 1137 01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:39,666 I bought a pair of shoes. Too big, and ugly too. 1138 01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:43,416 Unbelievable. Weird, dreams... 1139 01:10:43,791 --> 01:10:46,541 That Egyptian architect who offered his services... 1140 01:10:46,916 --> 01:10:47,558 Noneoyourbis? 1141 01:10:47,716 --> 01:10:48,458 Artifis. 1142 01:10:48,833 --> 01:10:51,000 Incompetent! He hasn't fixed anything. 1143 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,300 The palace will be on time. 1144 01:10:52,541 --> 01:10:54,641 Send one of us to snoop around. 1145 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,041 And bring back some intel. 1146 01:10:57,125 --> 01:11:00,125 Want me to send someone in particular, o Caesar? 1147 01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:02,833 No, you pick one. Someone sneaky who can slip through. 1148 01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:06,000 - Cartapus! - Yes. 1149 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:09,250 Caesar, meet Cartapus. 1150 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,208 Our best spy. 1151 01:11:11,583 --> 01:11:14,250 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity. 1152 01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:18,625 Cartapus is a professional. queen of camouflage. 1153 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:22,208 If I look that way, you can see me. 1154 01:11:22,916 --> 01:11:24,291 If I look this way, you don't. 1155 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:28,375 You can. You can't. You can. 1156 01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:31,208 - Can't. Can't. Can. - Incredible. 1157 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:33,791 You can't. Can't. Can. 1158 01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:37,166 You can. Can't. can a little. 1159 01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:47,375 - Amazing. - Yes. 1160 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,416 And she wasn't even trying! 1161 01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:57,750 He's having me on! 1162 01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:04,833 - Four months! - Don't push me. 1163 01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:08,458 - 4 months I've been waiting! - Watch the clothes, my mother'll kill me! 1164 01:12:08,708 --> 01:12:11,833 - I have connections. - Come on, calm down. 1165 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:14,458 Don't touch me! I've no reason to be calm. 1166 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:17,541 Paininthecoccix, tomorrow I'll fix everything. 1167 01:12:17,791 --> 01:12:21,333 I'll even give you a discount. It'd be my pleasure. 1168 01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:23,125 His pleasure. 1169 01:12:23,375 --> 01:12:27,708 If you're not there tomorrow, I wouldn't wanna be in your place. 1170 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:36,125 And? 1171 01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:38,541 He gives them potion thatincreases their strength 10-fold. 1172 01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:42,791 I drank it and now I'm a superman.. Superwoman. 1173 01:12:45,958 --> 01:12:47,625 You don't believe me, o Caesar? 1174 01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:49,958 We shall see. 1175 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:54,250 Malivestus! Smack this uppity girl. 1176 01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:34,791 Caesar will handle this personally. 1177 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,708 The die is cast. Alea jacta est. Pardon. 1178 01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:50,958 In the name of Caesar! We know Gaulish dissidents are hiding here. 1179 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:55,083 I demand that Appendix, Pickanmix and Mannekepix, 1180 01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:57,708 Actually, they're called Asterix... 1181 01:13:58,083 --> 01:13:59,916 DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY'RE CALLED !! 1182 01:14:00,541 --> 01:14:04,041 I order them to surrender immediately otherwise we attack the palace. 1183 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:07,083 We're here on a mission for Cleopatra. 1184 01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:09,583 We're not leaving until the work's finished, by Toutatis! 1185 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:13,541 No need to be so gallant. Maybe we can discuss this. CAN WE DISCUSS THIS! 1186 01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:15,958 We'll massacre you to the last man. 1187 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:17,750 No surprise there. 1188 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:22,333 Jeanclaudus, prepare the troops to attack. And no mercy. 1189 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,291 Antivirus. 1190 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:26,791 My name is Antivirus. 1191 01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:39,416 Arm yourself. One, two, three... 1192 01:14:39,666 --> 01:14:42,000 ...four, six...five... 1193 01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:44,125 Come on, get up! 1194 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,375 In formation! 1195 01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:12,166 Here. Park him in some shade. 1196 01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:16,625 So, amateurs, cometo see the professionals at work? 1197 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,958 Yes, alright. 1198 01:15:24,791 --> 01:15:29,500 Yes, if you're not used to it, it's rather impressive. 1199 01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:34,083 - Getamanix, magic potion for all the workers! - It's their day off. 1200 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:39,375 So... 1201 01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:44,750 This is the palace, there are the gardens, north and south. 1202 01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,833 And there, the temples with the sphinxes. 1203 01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:50,500 That's not a good drawing. 1204 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,916 No, I'm sketching quickly. 1205 01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:56,250 In perspective it's more like... 1206 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:58,916 I would have drawn it more in profile. 1207 01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:01,333 Yes, but you do everything in... 1208 01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:15,791 These Romans are crazy! 1209 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:21,166 Because of the violence in this next scene... 1210 01:16:21,416 --> 01:16:25,166 ...we prefer to show you this documentary about lobsters. 1211 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:28,750 Contrary to common belief, 1212 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,208 the lobster feeds exclusively on shellfish. 1213 01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:36,458 Which doesn't prevent it from being very humane 1214 01:16:43,958 --> 01:16:46,000 Careful... 1215 01:16:49,791 --> 01:16:52,666 One got through. Dogmatix, attack! 1216 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:08,666 Let me go. I've been repelled already. 1217 01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,833 Alright. 1218 01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:18,750 Sir, please! You can't rush at full speed around people! 1219 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,250 We're not in Romany here! 1220 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:29,291 Ave Caius C+, we were routed, 1221 01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:32,000 but some managed to get into their compound. 1222 01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:34,833 Bravo, brave legionaires. 1223 01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:37,291 They shouldn't have provoked me. 1224 01:17:37,541 --> 01:17:38,583 And what's that? 1225 01:17:40,166 --> 01:17:43,041 We penetrated their compound, 1226 01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:44,791 but they were nice. 1227 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:48,291 They let us go without beating us too much. 1228 01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:52,708 What do we do now? Just asking, huh? As an amateur. 1229 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:54,250 Attack again! 1230 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:58,916 Caius C+, I'm not sure it's a good idea push our luck. 1231 01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:02,083 These Gauls are invincible. Steeped in magic potion, 1232 01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:05,000 I think we better give it up. 1233 01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:09,666 I'm very disappointed in your attitude, centurion Affairedreifuss. 1234 01:18:09,916 --> 01:18:13,041 Antivirus. My name is Antivirus. 1235 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:18,500 No one humiliates the Roman empire. When it's attacked... 1236 01:18:19,666 --> 01:18:22,333 ...the empire strikes back. 1237 01:18:22,916 --> 01:18:26,583 He really hurt my throat. 1238 01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:45,500 It's too calm. 1239 01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:49,458 I don't like that too much. 1240 01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:55,208 I prefer it when it's a little more less calm. 1241 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:07,791 Halt ! 1242 01:19:08,791 --> 01:19:09,916 War machines... 1243 01:19:10,291 --> 01:19:12,125 Take your positions. 1244 01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:15,250 How vulgar! 1245 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,541 Beautiful landscape. 1246 01:19:23,416 --> 01:19:25,375 Kinda middling. 1247 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:27,541 Fire at will! Destroy this palace! 1248 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,000 - Ready? - Ready. 1249 01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:34,125 When I lower my arm... 1250 01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:37,625 ...you fire. 1251 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,458 Piece o' cake!. 1252 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:46,791 Oopla, bingo ! 1253 01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:48,083 My palace ! 1254 01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:18,166 I wonder if this violence is really necessary. 1255 01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:20,583 No, it looks about right. 1256 01:20:25,166 --> 01:20:26,333 Come! 1257 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:39,833 Good. Perfect ! 1258 01:20:49,041 --> 01:20:52,125 With such means I could do it too. 1259 01:20:52,750 --> 01:20:56,250 - It's not about the means. - Oh yes it is. 1260 01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,041 - No. - Yes. 1261 01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:00,791 - Oh, no. - Yes. 1262 01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:03,125 - No. 1263 01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,000 - Yes. 1264 01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:10,000 My palace is turned into a ruin. 1265 01:21:11,708 --> 01:21:16,000 Go on, Romans, fire if you're men! I don't give a damn anymore! 1266 01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:28,916 Missed! You missed! Hey Romans you shoot like girls. 1267 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,125 Still here! Nya, nya... ! 1268 01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:40,958 We must inform Cleopatra. Only she has the influence over 1269 01:21:41,208 --> 01:21:43,625 Caesar to stop this attack. 1270 01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:49,083 No. No. 1271 01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:50,750 No. 1272 01:21:51,666 --> 01:21:52,875 No. Yes. 1273 01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:58,833 Yours sincerely, etcetera... 1274 01:22:03,833 --> 01:22:07,833 I have an idea. Dogmatix will bring Cleopatra the message. 1275 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:10,666 Dogmatix will bring the message. 1276 01:22:10,958 --> 01:22:13,625 OK. So you don't want me to live at all! 1277 01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:17,958 Edifis is right. I mean... it's a dog. 1278 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:19,666 A dog thet got us out of the pyramid. 1279 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:21,166 Go on, Dogmatix. 1280 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,541 Take this message to Cleopatra. 1281 01:22:25,333 --> 01:22:28,333 He's too young to understand. 1282 01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:39,875 I'm hit. 1283 01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:41,791 Never mind, I'm fine. 1284 01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:50,833 Boys! Once again we're afloat. 1285 01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:53,916 Aboard our good old drakkar. 1286 01:22:54,166 --> 01:22:59,333 It's a great single-mast. Fine as a bird. Hoist'er up! 1287 01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:04,125 Yes. 1288 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:06,291 No. 1289 01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:28,625 Oh, no. 1290 01:23:30,416 --> 01:23:32,000 Too far. 1291 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,166 I've been soaked again. 1292 01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:44,416 It should hold. 1293 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,708 One sip. I'm gone and back in a flash. 1294 01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:53,250 Hurry and be careful, Asterix. And brave. 1295 01:23:58,541 --> 01:24:00,375 Hold on, Dogmatix. 1296 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:05,958 Run, Asteriskm, run! 1297 01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:07,583 Alarm! 1298 01:24:08,333 --> 01:24:11,208 I know that one. He's a nasty piece of work. 1299 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:13,541 Shields! 1300 01:24:16,583 --> 01:24:17,583 Pilums! 1301 01:24:20,916 --> 01:24:22,708 Why isn't he stopping? 1302 01:24:31,291 --> 01:24:32,583 The magic potion! 1303 01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:39,833 Citybus, Trolleybus, get him! Quickly! 1304 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,625 - Go on! - My name's not Trolleybus. 1305 01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:48,333 Obelix is alone. Go help him. 1306 01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:54,250 Good, am I strong now? 1307 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,166 Edifis! 1308 01:25:41,541 --> 01:25:43,541 Prepare your sarcophagus. 1309 01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:04,583 Double dodge. 1310 01:26:15,791 --> 01:26:17,625 Artifis, the violence of the monk 1311 01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:20,291 has never been the monk's habit. 1312 01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:21,625 Cut out the proverbs girlie. 1313 01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,583 Wait, I didn't drink any magic potion. 1314 01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:55,916 - Paper beats rock. - You sure? 1315 01:26:56,291 --> 01:26:57,208 - Very sure. - Ok. 1316 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:08,600 Lao zi jiao ni zhidao ma women luoma gong fu de lihai! (Do you know, Lao Tze taught us the harsh discipline of Roman kungfu?) 1317 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:11,600 Mi bing gai ji go ji gong go yu. Moyu hai dien setien mo m'hai so lo 1318 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,600 Lai ba !(Come on!) 1319 01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:19,000 No, no! Not the spinning top, no! 1320 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:31,708 Poum, poum, tchac, poum, poum, tchac... My name is Artifis, And I fucked over Edifis. 1321 01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:46,208 The magic potion's worn off. 1322 01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:49,208 Cleopatra will never get the message. 1323 01:27:58,291 --> 01:28:01,375 Your family OK? OK, OK, Imhotep. 1324 01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:05,166 And your father? Fine, Imhotep. And your sister. 1325 01:28:05,416 --> 01:28:06,625 Everything's OK. Imhotep. 1326 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,375 What has become of your cousin? 1327 01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:10,916 He's doing fine, Imhotep. 1328 01:28:11,291 --> 01:28:13,708 - And business? How's it going? - Imhotep. 1329 01:28:14,083 --> 01:28:15,875 Sorry, I'm borrowing this. 1330 01:28:27,333 --> 01:28:30,000 - Lot of traffic around, huh? - Enough, Imhotep. 1331 01:28:40,958 --> 01:28:42,375 This is practical. 1332 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:46,250 - Faster, faster! We're not catching him. - I'm flooring it! It's a 2 chevaux. 1333 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,125 It can't go any faster. 1334 01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:57,458 Why does they always say "yah, yah"? 1335 01:28:59,041 --> 01:29:00,916 Catch me if you can. 1336 01:29:20,375 --> 01:29:22,041 How you gonna get back up, now? 1337 01:29:23,666 --> 01:29:25,375 Like this! 1338 01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:31,375 Artifis fighting is ridiculous. Let's associate finish the project together. 1339 01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:34,458 The lion doesn't associate withthe cockroach. 1340 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:36,750 What? 1341 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:40,458 A lion, you know, doesn't associate 1342 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,041 with the cockroach. 1343 01:29:42,416 --> 01:29:44,750 I understood: "an ion... 1344 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:47,791 doesn't date a brooch. 1345 01:29:48,166 --> 01:29:50,000 - That's just whatever. - No, that's not it 1346 01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:52,791 -Envolation ! (Air time !) 1347 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,333 When I said lion I meant myself! 1348 01:30:05,583 --> 01:30:07,375 Yeah I got that, huh! 1349 01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:14,041 Wha... What's going on? 1350 01:30:28,708 --> 01:30:30,583 The lion doesn't associate with the cockroach. 1351 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:44,833 Who's the lion now? 1352 01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:48,791 Say it to my profile, if you're a man! 1353 01:31:19,333 --> 01:31:20,333 Woah! Everything ok? 1354 01:31:29,166 --> 01:31:31,375 By Jupiter, 2 seconds ago he was here. Now he's not. 1355 01:31:31,625 --> 01:31:35,708 Let's go back. We lost him, huh? 1356 01:31:37,916 --> 01:31:40,375 I've been overly patient with Edifis. 1357 01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:42,041 - Where are you taking me? - To Cleopatra. 1358 01:31:42,291 --> 01:31:44,125 - Oo, I'm scared! - Go on be a wiseguy! 1359 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:48,583 I have Cleopatra's favour. You'll see what you shall see! 1360 01:31:48,833 --> 01:31:51,125 I'm afraid I have no choice. 1361 01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:55,750 One, two, three, four, five, triplette ! 1362 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:57,708 Antelope and lion. 1363 01:31:57,958 --> 01:31:59,750 What's the prediction? 1364 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,291 A message and a beloved. 1365 01:32:02,541 --> 01:32:03,875 This game is, like, whatever! 1366 01:32:04,250 --> 01:32:06,291 - My queen! - Ah, Paininthecoccix. 1367 01:32:06,666 --> 01:32:10,500 - Come on in. - Go, Dogmatix. Give her the message. 1368 01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:17,166 - There's the message! - And there's the beloved. 1369 01:32:20,625 --> 01:32:23,958 My queen, as you may know I'm having a house built. 1370 01:32:24,833 --> 01:32:28,916 The work should have been finished, easily, 4 months ago. 1371 01:32:29,291 --> 01:32:30,583 - WHAT ?! - Easily. 1372 01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:33,541 It won't go down this way! 1373 01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:37,166 Thank you, my queen, for taking my problem with so much care. 1374 01:32:37,541 --> 01:32:40,083 What a sore loser, by Isis! 1375 01:32:40,458 --> 01:32:42,541 This is typical of Caesar. But this time... 1376 01:32:42,916 --> 01:32:47,458 he'll have to accept his defeat. we finished construction on time. 1377 01:32:47,833 --> 01:32:50,708 No, the construction isn't finished. That's just the problem. 1378 01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:52,708 I'll see to all of it. Go, Gaul! 1379 01:32:54,333 --> 01:32:57,625 Guimieukis, show him the way. I'll meet you there soon. 1380 01:32:59,750 --> 01:33:01,666 Pardon me, old man. 1381 01:33:03,166 --> 01:33:06,583 - Come, my Dogmatix. - Come, my Gaul. 1382 01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:10,000 I believe you don't understand problem. 1383 01:33:13,708 --> 01:33:15,583 It's that way. Straight ahead. 1384 01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:18,083 - Be careful. - Yes. 1385 01:33:31,583 --> 01:33:33,500 Well, looks like everything is very destructible! 1386 01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:37,666 Everything will gently settle. Tranquilum. 1387 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,958 I had a good idea, to attack the palace ! 1388 01:33:40,208 --> 01:33:43,166 - Yep, gotta render unto yourself that which yours. - Oh, I don't know. 1389 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:51,833 Asterix is coming back. 1390 01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:58,708 When I lower my arm... 1391 01:34:05,333 --> 01:34:06,500 Well? 1392 01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:09,000 Don't know... A reflex. 1393 01:34:26,041 --> 01:34:27,500 So, how did it go? 1394 01:34:27,875 --> 01:34:29,916 - Fine. Cleopatra got the message. - Great! 1395 01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:32,541 How come the magic potion took so long to wear off? 1396 01:34:32,791 --> 01:34:34,666 Well, way it happened, is like this... 1397 01:34:36,166 --> 01:34:40,583 You had a taste of best magic potion there is. 1398 01:34:42,458 --> 01:34:44,833 Good. Come, my dog. 1399 01:34:47,708 --> 01:34:50,583 Dogmatix just came back he succeeded. 1400 01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:52,750 I was sure he could do it. 1401 01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:58,000 There's a little pink... 1402 01:35:00,500 --> 01:35:02,500 Ave Caesar. 1403 01:35:02,875 --> 01:35:05,125 Somebody wishes to see Caesar. 1404 01:35:05,375 --> 01:35:07,750 Who? Someone. 1405 01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:11,250 I understand. 1406 01:35:16,083 --> 01:35:18,916 My queen, a pleasant surprise. 1407 01:35:19,291 --> 01:35:22,333 Enough! rushed over here... 1408 01:35:22,583 --> 01:35:26,083 ... without changing, I heard about what's going on here. 1409 01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:27,916 What happened? 1410 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,916 When you accept a bet have to play fair. 1411 01:35:34,458 --> 01:35:36,875 The Gauls may help me. I never said... 1412 01:35:37,750 --> 01:35:38,875 If I may say something... 1413 01:35:39,250 --> 01:35:41,416 Just one... This is not conquered territory. 1414 01:35:45,416 --> 01:35:50,000 I demand the Romans the construction alone... 1415 01:35:50,250 --> 01:35:52,708 ...and repair all damages. 1416 01:35:53,083 --> 01:35:55,958 But... Silence! Immediately! 1417 01:36:05,916 --> 01:36:08,583 So what do we do now? 1418 01:36:08,791 --> 01:36:12,291 What she said. We leave repair the damages. 1419 01:36:12,541 --> 01:36:14,750 Of course, naturally. 1420 01:36:15,666 --> 01:36:18,625 I wouldn't want her to sniff nose at me. 1421 01:36:19,708 --> 01:36:21,833 No matter how lovely it is. 1422 01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:32,000 The Romans are leaving. 1423 01:36:34,125 --> 01:36:37,083 That's good news. They're leaving already? 1424 01:36:37,333 --> 01:36:42,166 Incredible that each of those Romans his footprint in the sand... 1425 01:36:44,208 --> 01:36:46,208 Excuse me, I couldn't help myself. 1426 01:36:46,458 --> 01:36:48,250 That's alright. 1427 01:36:49,041 --> 01:36:53,416 For the first time Romans and were working together... 1428 01:36:53,666 --> 01:36:57,500 ...on the construction of the palace. just in time... 1429 01:36:57,750 --> 01:36:59,500 ...when the last grain of sand fell... 1430 01:37:37,583 --> 01:37:39,458 What are you going to do now, Edifis? 1431 01:37:39,708 --> 01:37:43,500 I still have to finish my work Paininthecoccix... 1432 01:37:43,750 --> 01:37:46,125 You don't have to worry about the any longer. 1433 01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:47,750 That's why it could take a bit longer. 1434 01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:51,125 Not too lang. Can't become a habit this line of business. 1435 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:05,500 Caesar admitted his defeat... 1436 01:38:05,875 --> 01:38:08,333 I bow to the most beautiful queen of all... 1437 01:38:08,708 --> 01:38:12,500 ...and to the Egyptian people after the Ro... 1438 01:38:15,250 --> 01:38:19,416 And I bow to the Egyptians who the greatest people of all. 1439 01:38:24,291 --> 01:38:26,791 Cleopatra kept her promise Edifis. 1440 01:38:27,166 --> 01:38:28,875 Let him be covered with gold! 1441 01:38:29,250 --> 01:38:32,166 That was the deal. me with gold. 1442 01:38:34,875 --> 01:38:36,375 The queen gave Getafix... 1443 01:38:36,750 --> 01:38:40,666 ...valuable manuscripts her library in Alexandria. 1444 01:38:41,041 --> 01:38:43,000 Your nose... 1445 01:38:43,625 --> 01:38:47,041 Your Majesty is too good, by Belenos... 1446 01:38:55,583 --> 01:38:58,833 Otis also gave the palace modern touch. 1447 01:38:59,083 --> 01:39:00,250 What's this little chamber for? 1448 01:39:11,416 --> 01:39:13,166 It's Otis' invention. 1449 01:39:15,583 --> 01:39:17,666 It's the "no-effort". 1450 01:39:17,916 --> 01:39:20,333 We chose that name we noticed... 1451 01:39:20,583 --> 01:39:23,541 ...that people can go up and down no effort. 1452 01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:25,583 Speak for yourself. 1453 01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:39,833 Oh it tickles when it stops. 1454 01:39:45,708 --> 01:39:47,916 By Jupiter. 1455 01:39:48,250 --> 01:39:51,458 I want to explore every room this miracle with you. 1456 01:39:51,708 --> 01:39:53,541 The palace is huge, Caesar. 1457 01:39:53,791 --> 01:39:56,375 It consists of 162 rooms. 1458 01:39:56,958 --> 01:40:00,208 It could take a while. 1459 01:40:01,916 --> 01:40:04,458 What do you think Cleopatra and Sesam are doing? 1460 01:40:04,708 --> 01:40:07,458 Caesar. Cae-sar. 1461 01:40:08,666 --> 01:40:09,875 Nothing unpleasant. 1462 01:40:47,416 --> 01:40:49,791 As an exception to the rule... 1463 01:40:50,166 --> 01:40:53,625 ...the banquet, concludes all of Asterix's adventures... 1464 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:56,916 ...didn't take place in Gaul in Egypt. 1465 01:41:03,083 --> 01:41:04,416 Those big shrimps are nice. 1466 01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:06,833 Homarus. Obelix. 1467 01:41:09,333 --> 01:41:11,875 And the guy says: "That's the pha-ra-o." 1468 01:41:15,583 --> 01:41:18,000 Because his name is O. 1469 01:41:21,916 --> 01:41:26,125 His name is O and comes from Phara. 1470 01:41:26,375 --> 01:41:30,208 It's O from Phara. 1471 01:41:31,541 --> 01:41:33,291 The guy's name is O. 1472 01:41:33,541 --> 01:41:36,333 He says he's from Phara. 1473 01:41:36,708 --> 01:41:40,041 from Phara. Like the pharaoh. 1474 01:41:40,291 --> 01:41:42,166 The boss... our boss. 1475 01:41:47,958 --> 01:41:49,375 You have a lovely moustache. 1476 01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:51,625 Is it real? Yes. 1477 01:41:51,875 --> 01:41:54,000 It's nothing. 1478 01:41:54,250 --> 01:41:57,083 You just let it grow. 1479 01:41:57,500 --> 01:41:59,291 Like your braids... 1480 01:41:59,833 --> 01:42:03,708 ...which are nicer then Obelix's. 1481 01:42:03,958 --> 01:42:07,250 Thanks. know how to please a woman. 1482 01:42:07,500 --> 01:42:10,750 That's a local custom. 1483 01:42:11,291 --> 01:42:12,916 In Gaul. 1484 01:42:57,875 --> 01:43:00,458 Good evening. name, please. 1485 01:43:00,833 --> 01:43:02,166 What for? 1486 01:43:02,416 --> 01:43:05,083 It's a private party. got a list. 1487 01:43:05,291 --> 01:43:06,708 I'm Julius Caesar. 1488 01:43:09,375 --> 01:43:11,708 Sorry, impossible. 1489 01:43:13,083 --> 01:43:15,750 There must be a problem, because... 1490 01:43:15,958 --> 01:43:18,125 Excuse me. Make some room. 1491 01:43:20,666 --> 01:43:22,666 A warm evening? Are you alone? 1492 01:43:22,916 --> 01:43:26,500 We're with two, four, eight. It's crazy. 1493 01:43:26,750 --> 01:43:28,791 Good evening. There's a problem... 1494 01:43:29,041 --> 01:43:30,541 ...I have to be on that list. 1495 01:43:30,958 --> 01:43:34,500 How do you spell your name? C, A, E, S, A, R. Julius. 1496 01:43:35,875 --> 01:43:40,041 Cetaparis, Seinesaindenis, but I can't find any... 1497 01:43:40,291 --> 01:43:42,833 C+, that's me. Are you C+? 1498 01:43:43,083 --> 01:43:45,000 Why didn't you say so? 1499 01:43:45,250 --> 01:43:47,041 Nice harness. Thanks. 1500 01:43:47,291 --> 01:43:50,416 I'll see you inside. Are you ok? Have a good time. 1501 01:43:50,666 --> 01:43:53,166 Can you look for Julius? 1502 01:43:53,541 --> 01:43:56,041 J, U, L, I, U, S. Sir, I'm not... 1503 01:43:56,291 --> 01:43:57,666 I work here. 1504 01:43:57,916 --> 01:44:01,333 I don't know, but I know... one of my amphorae inside. 1505 01:44:01,708 --> 01:44:03,125 With a J? U, L, I, U, S. 1506 01:44:03,916 --> 01:44:08,041 Yes, that's right. Julius Caesar. the queen's table. 1507 01:44:11,500 --> 01:44:13,041 Good evening. 1508 01:45:03,208 --> 01:45:06,833 Is it in Alexandria at Alexandria? 1509 01:45:07,083 --> 01:45:10,708 Because in the south of Gaul a city called Avignon. 1510 01:45:10,958 --> 01:45:14,625 There's a beautiful bridge. people say "at Avignon". 1511 01:45:18,833 --> 01:45:20,416 Are you a courtesan? 1512 01:45:20,666 --> 01:45:23,375 Yes, and I used to do other too. 1513 01:45:23,625 --> 01:45:25,583 I can talk without my lips. 1514 01:45:25,833 --> 01:45:27,916 It's funny, way... 1515 01:45:28,166 --> 01:45:31,458 I have another one... here. 1516 01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:37,958 Every part of your face hides beautiful. 1517 01:45:40,791 --> 01:45:43,166 A rose out of your ear... 1518 01:45:45,333 --> 01:45:47,875 A sphinx from your nose. 1519 01:46:06,875 --> 01:46:11,916 The guy says: the pharaoh." 1520 01:46:12,958 --> 01:46:15,458 O is his name. 1521 01:46:15,708 --> 01:46:17,791 And he's from Phara. 1522 01:46:18,041 --> 01:46:22,541 That's where he comes from. he was born. 1523 01:46:22,791 --> 01:46:25,333 The pharaoh, his name is O. 1524 01:47:56,083 --> 01:47:57,333 Help! 109419