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Here's a new taste
treat, the Corn Dog.
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Plump, juicy wieners
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are dipped into a thick,
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southern-style
corn batter
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that seals in all
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their freshness
and flavor.
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If you like hot dogs,
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then you'll
love Corn Dogs.
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Available at the
refreshment counter now.
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Beware, the
silent killer.
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Carbon monoxide.
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Remember, turn
off your engine.
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Enjoy the movie
and your life.
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What?
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The movie is a classic.
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Oh, yeah, it was on all
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the critics'
top 10 lists.
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Matt just likes
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anything with
boobs in it.
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Come on, seriously?
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A ton of boobs and
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blood in the same movie?
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What's not to like?
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Well, I think we should
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talk about
something other
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than naked people
that get chopped up.
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Well, you can do that.
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I'm going to go
take a piss.
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I'll be right back.
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You watch for them
snakes out there
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that'll bite
your wanker off.
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Shit, I got way too
much for it to handle.
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Right, Emily?
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Well, I think I'm
gonna go lay down.
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Hey, wait.
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You can't, you can't
go to bed without me.
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You have the most
magnificent ass.
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I'm sure you tell
all the girls that.
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Why don't you
try telling me
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something real
for a change?
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Well, you have
real nice boobs.
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Try harder.
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I don't get any harder
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than I am, I
can assure you.
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I'm serious.
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So am I.
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You don't want to
go out there by
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yourself, not alone.
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Yeah, and why is that?
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Because these woods,
they be haunted.
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Haunted?
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Yep, that's what
they t-
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That's what they
tell me in town.
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OoooOOooOOOooo!
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Laugh all you want
to but it's true.
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It is.
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A long time ago, there
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was a family, lived out
here in these woods.
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Deep in these woods.
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And the locals, they say
that uh, they had a kid.
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So disfigured...
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that you couldn't
even look at him.
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So one night, the dad...
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he got drunk...
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and he went out...
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and he...
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BURIED HIM!
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Buried him alive.
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See, the family,
they picked up.
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They got out of here.
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But the locals say that
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all these disappearances,
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it's that kid come
back for revenge.
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So you think it's safe
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bringing girls out here?
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Well, you know, if
some crazy mutant
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fucking kid
comes after you,
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I'll protect you.
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God, you are so full
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of shit, you know that?
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Yeah, but I
still get laid.
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Well, that was going to
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happen no matter what.
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Oh, yeah.
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Shit!
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Aren't you supposed
to squat for that?
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What are you doing?
I thought you wanted
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to get some
sleep tonight.
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I mean, I do, but
there's something else
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I'd like to do first.
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Oh, yeah?
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Stay right there.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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What was that?
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Uh, that was a raccoon.
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That sounded too big
to be a raccoon.
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Oh, well you know,
these fucking
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critters out
in the woods,
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they always
sound ten times
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bigger than they
really are.
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Wow, you're a
real outdoorsman.
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That was a
fucking raccoon.
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Well then, poke your
head out there and
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make sure it's a raccoon.
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Fine.
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There's nothing
out there.
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Jim!
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I'm really not in
the mood for this!
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You know, I'm
really glad we
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had one of these
date nights.
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You know, me too.
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I'm just, you know,
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sorry things
have been so...
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crazy lately.
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It's okay.
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I know it's, it's been a
busy season for you, so...
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Why don't you
go lay down?
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I'll be right in, okay?
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I love you.
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I love you too, Katie.
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Scott?
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Yeah?
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Why'd you let
this happen?
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Huh? What?
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You said we'd be
together forever.
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What are you
talking about?
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Hello?
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Wooooo!
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It's camping time, baby.
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Please, do not scream
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into the microphone.
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Buddy, are you fucking
hung over right now?
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No, I was just, um...
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trouble sleeping.
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Are you kidding me?
You sound terrible.
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What, um...
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What time is it?
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Dude, it's late.
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I thought you were coming
over to our place?
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Yeah, that was the
original plan.
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I'm sorry.
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Get up. Get a
cold shower.
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Jesus.
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Cold shower, okay.
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Shoot back an spirin,
maybe some tequila.
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And we're gonna
pick you up
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in like 15 minutes,
all right?
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Yeah, all right.
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You better make it 30.
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All right, whatever,
man. See you in 30.
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Ok, here he comes.
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Do not mention
the breakup.
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Why would I mention
the breakup?
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I don't know. I'm just
saying don't mention it.
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I'm not going to
mention the breakup-
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Because you have a
tendency to bring-
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Shh shh!
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Heyyy!
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Scotty, what's
up, brother?
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Look at that Jess.
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One bag, it's not
impossible after all.
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Oh, my God. Everybody
knows that girls
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have a ton more
stuff than guys do.
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True story.
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I mean, they've got what?
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Shampoo, conditioner,
dry shampoo.
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What the fuck
is dry shampoo?
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G- afternoon, Jess.
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Good afternoon, Scott.
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Real quick, we do have
to pick up one of
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Jess's old friends...
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on the way out of town.
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Who?
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Michelle.
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She's super sweet
and unique.
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And single.
Do not do this to him.
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Do not do this to him.
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You have no chance
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this girl cannot have
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chemistry with
a brick wall.
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Well, I actually
happen to think that
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Scott is exactly
her type.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
I've known the
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girl for, like, five
years, and I've
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never seen her on a date.
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Okay, well, maybe
that's because she
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hasn't met a guy who can
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interpret girl behavior.
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I mean, you definitely
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couldn't on our
first date.
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Okay, you want to talk
about our first date?
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You called me
the wrong name.
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Oh, I'm surprised
you even remember.
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You were hammered.
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What you think
I was
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I was gonna go
sober to that?
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Wow. You're a
real romantic.
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I mean, I'm just
saying, it's, you know,
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it would be nice to
have a little...
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Honestly, though, I
don't even know how
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you survived a first
date with this clown.
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Get the fuck
outta here man.
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Well, unlike Kyle...
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I have a lot of patience.
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Why would you say
I'm not patient?
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Dude, what the fuck
is taking so long?
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Jess, what are we--
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Okay. You're totally
fine, sweetie.
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Take your time. We're
not in a hurry.
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All right, well...
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Okay.
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Soooo, for your
information,
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Michelle slept in
through her alarm
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so she's a few
minutes behind.
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Hmm.
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There seems to be a lot of
that going on this morning.
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Huh?
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Oh, fuck, Scotty.
I'm sorry, buddy.
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Yes.
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You're gonna be fine.
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I just feel like I'm
gonna be a burden.
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No way. You're gonna
get some fresh air,
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lighten up, have some
fun for a change.
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Okay, come on.
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Don't make me drag
you to that car.
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You know I will.
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Okay, fine.
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Does your boyfriend
still hate me?
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Um...
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Look, I know what you
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and Katie had was real.
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I know. I know.
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And I'm not asking you
to go, fuck around.
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I'm just saying
have some fun man.
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Just cut loose.
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It's been a long time
since you've been single.
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And frankly, it's been
a long time since I've
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seen my friend smile.
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Just have some
fun this weekend.
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Okay.
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No strings
attached, right?
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Hey, Michelle.
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Michelle, this is Scott.
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He is incredibly single,
and incredibly well-hung.
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Just, get in the car.
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Of course. Of course.
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It's good to
see you ladies.
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Alrighty.
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Everybody good?
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Sweet.
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Let's ride.
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You like barbecue?
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Yeah, I do.
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Good because there will
be nothing else on
the menu besides it.
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After you guys.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Pickled okra?
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Really?
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I'm sure they do.
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Howdy, y'all! Welcome
to the Slick Pig.
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Have a seat anywhere
y'all like.
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My name's Bruce, if
y'all need anything.
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Okay.
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Um...
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Works for me.
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Cool.
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I'm gonna use
the restroom
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real fast, so
be right back.
272
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,423
Yeah ummm. I'm gonna
take a piss as well.
273
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:57,229
So, Scott.
274
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,232
Yeah? What's up?
275
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,001
I mean, it's none
of my business, but
276
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:02,801
it's pretty fucked up
277
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,703
the way Katie left you.
278
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,706
I mean, no note.
279
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,610
No voicemail. No closure.
280
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:12,912
Yeah, well, you know, I'm
281
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,546
sure she had her reasons.
282
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,781
This is...
283
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,251
This is gonna sound
weird, but sometimes
284
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,987
I feel like, you know,
285
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,088
she didn't actually...
286
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,757
Leave me.
287
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,293
Hi. I'm Martina,
288
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,028
and I'll be taking
care you guys today.
289
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:29,662
How are you?
290
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:31,397
Hi, Martina. We're good.
291
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,032
Uh, we've got
two more coming.
292
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,900
No problem. I'm gonna
go ahead and get
293
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,268
you four waters while
you wait, okay?
294
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:37,670
Thank you so much.
295
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:38,971
Thank you.
296
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,209
I could use me a
piece of that.
297
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,477
Yeah, and I could use it
right after you finish.
298
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:47,579
Go fuck yourselves!
299
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:48,280
That's good- I'm curious.
300
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:49,748
Do you guys think
that's gonna work?
301
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,483
Or do you think you
have a shot with
302
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:52,851
anyone other than
your cousins?
303
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:53,652
I don't know. I
can't tell...
304
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:54,753
Sorry, I don't... I
305
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,087
I didn't quite
hear you, friend.
306
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,021
What was that, huh?
307
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:57,589
Wanna try that again?
308
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,857
Hey!
309
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:00,693
What the hell's
going on here?
310
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,294
None of your fucking
business, buddy.
311
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,330
You know what? This
would probably be a
312
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,130
good opportunity for
313
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,298
you guys to leave, huh?
314
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,432
Fuck you, buddy.
315
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,534
Yup.
316
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,703
Sorry, chief.
317
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:15,908
Motherfucker!
318
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:20,912
Dude, are you
kidding me!?
319
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,247
Yes!
320
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,082
Come on!
321
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,583
No, no, no, no, no.
322
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,085
Earl, Junior, I swear.
If you backwood bitches
323
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,686
come in my barbecue
324
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,954
and start another fight!
325
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:29,621
You want me to
call Buck Benson
326
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:30,289
down here, boss?
327
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:31,857
Yeah, give him
a call, Kenny.
328
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,260
Get out of here, before
Buck comes down and
329
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,729
sticks it in!
330
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,297
You little bitches!
331
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,198
Come on, guys.
Whatever you want.
332
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,132
It's on me. It's on me.
333
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,800
We're celebrating
tonight.
334
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,636
We got the karate
kid! Let's go!
335
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:45,738
We're celebrating!
Get out of here!
336
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,271
We're celebrating.
Get out of here!
337
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,106
Fuck you!
338
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:48,741
Let's go. We're ce-
339
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:49,375
Whatever y'all want.
340
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:50,908
Drinks on me, foods
on me, let's go.
341
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,244
We're partying.
342
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,213
We're celebrating.
Good job!
343
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,749
What in the fuck
was that shit?
344
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:57,750
You let the
whole bar just
345
00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,385
speed bag your
face in there.
346
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,586
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm
supposed to take point
347
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,654
from the fucking senior.
348
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,255
I'm just a junior
motherfucker.
349
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:04,856
What's your excuse?
350
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,290
Huh!?
351
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:06,892
Well, either way, I
had glass in my eye.
352
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,059
My good eye!
353
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:08,494
Oh, your good eye?
354
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:09,895
Dude, you ain't
had a good eye
355
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,030
since you was 12, boy.
356
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,664
What the fuck are
you talking about?
357
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:13,665
Glass in your eye?
358
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,465
Cry me a fucking river.
359
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,135
You said you weren't
going to bring up
360
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,102
the firecracker.
361
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:17,870
Is this what
you're really
362
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,004
going to come at
me with right now?
363
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:19,771
This cry baby
364
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,739
fucking bullshit.
365
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:21,739
Fuck all this shit.
366
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,941
What did pops always say?
367
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,342
We never let a,
goddamn city slicker
368
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,378
take a shit on
a country boy.
369
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,047
Hey! Asshole! Move
out of the way!
370
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,248
Ohhh! Kia Soul!
371
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,584
We got ourselves
a city boy!
372
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,285
Fuckin move-
373
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,453
Everyone's taking their
goddamn time today.
374
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,022
Yeah, nice
going, asshole!
375
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:37,790
Fuck!
376
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,058
Fuck all this shit, man.
377
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,258
Yo, you want to
slash all these
378
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,159
motherfuckin' tires?
379
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:41,894
Every single- I'm keying-
380
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:42,528
Every single one of em.
381
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:43,595
these assholes.
Alright, I'm down.
382
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:44,229
Every single one.
383
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:45,596
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, hey, hey.
384
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:47,699
Liquor store.
Liquor store.
385
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,367
Hell yeah brother, let's
get some shooters.
386
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:49,501
Oh, and then we can go
home and get the uh-
387
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,235
bolt cutters.
388
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:51,437
Hell yeah, brother.
389
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:53,672
Hey, Michelle.
390
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,041
Hey, ummmm-
391
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,781
you doing okay?
392
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,516
Just part of being
a woman, I guess.
393
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,818
Fun, right?
394
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,187
Yeah, fun.
395
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,825
Well, look, if you
need anything or,
396
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:13,725
you know, if you
just want to
397
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,761
say fuck it and
go home, I'm-
398
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,163
more than happy to help.
399
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,566
I appreciate that.
400
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,468
Scotty, I don't want to
cock block you buddy,
401
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,770
but we got to
hit the road.
402
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,004
Right.
403
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:26,672
Thanks.
404
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,207
Any day now.
405
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,015
Hey y'all, it's
Johnny Funky G and WPLN.
406
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,650
The number of mysterious
disappearances
407
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,818
surrounding the
Old Hickory Woods
408
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,220
continues to rise.
409
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,186
If you have any--
410
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:44,490
Ooh. Yeah, that.
411
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:45,157
You like this?
412
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:46,592
Oh, I love
this. Let's go.
413
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:47,759
Yeah, no, this is good
shit, man. You got
414
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:48,494
to play it fucking loud.
415
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:49,862
I had to learn
how to read
416
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,229
lips when I started
dating him.
417
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,331
What?
418
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,033
I had to learn how to--
419
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:56,868
Hey!
420
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,568
Excuse you.
421
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,570
What?
422
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,038
I had to learn
how to read lips
423
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,243
when I started
dating him.
424
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,744
I actually really
like metal.
425
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,079
Really?
426
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,314
Yes, a girl with some
taste. I love it.
427
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,383
Well, I'm glad you
decided to join us.
428
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,684
We're going to have fun.
429
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,086
Is that a fact?
430
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:15,587
We're going to have a
431
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,855
good time, everyone.
432
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,922
Hmm. That's weird.
433
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,757
What?
434
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,125
I mean, they're not
in their car, and
435
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:53,759
neither one of them is
436
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,794
a camping fanatic, so.
437
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,062
Maybe they just
went for a walk?
438
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,631
Nah, because Tiffany
hates bugs, and
439
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,533
trees have bugs, and
it's the whole thing
440
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,901
I don't think
they're walking.
441
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,469
I think that they're
442
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,371
definitely in their car.
443
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:07,773
You think so.
444
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,082
Oh my God.
445
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,719
Great fucking timing.
446
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:24,856
Shit.
447
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,692
You're fucking
too much, dude.
448
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,461
Hey man.
449
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,429
What's up, dude?
450
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:31,830
That was a good pop.
451
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:32,965
Yeah.
452
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:34,600
Did you, uh, did
you honk the horn?
453
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:35,834
No, it was Jess.
454
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,337
Oh. I was just about to--
455
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,974
Come on, girl. You
totally cut your hair.
456
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,242
Oh, like a little.
457
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,208
It looks so good.
458
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,244
Thank you.
459
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,646
Hey, Michelle.
Long time no see.
460
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:48,947
Hey, Tiff.
461
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,250
Uh, actually, it's
not Tiff anymore.
462
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,452
It's just Tiffany.
463
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,121
Cool.
464
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:06,531
Excuse me, pigeons.
465
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,233
Can I get a
fucking hand here
466
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,268
before I throw
my back out?
467
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:12,638
Did Julie come
with y'all?
468
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,106
Uh, no.
469
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,342
But that's her car!
470
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:18,810
Eeeeeek!
471
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,247
Hi!
472
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,282
Hi bestie!
473
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,181
Oh my god
474
00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,284
Awwwww
475
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:27,151
Uh, reporting for duty.
476
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:27,653
yeah-
477
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:28,520
Sir!
478
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:29,254
at ease, at
ease, at ease-
479
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:30,855
frickin, clean
this thing up man.
480
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:31,757
Heyyyy-
481
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:32,590
Okay, I gotta go help.
482
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:33,457
Okay.
483
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,792
Be right back.
484
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,093
Oh my god, I'm so
glad you're here.
485
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:36,827
Oh god, I'm so
glad you're here.
486
00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:37,561
Eeeeek!
487
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:38,664
My God.
488
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:41,899
Okay, Kyle looks
really good.
489
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,503
Oh, yeah. You're
definitely gonna throw
490
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,472
your back out
carrying these.
491
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:49,708
Yeah.
492
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,043
Well.
493
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,545
Maybe I would.
494
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,478
Maybe I wouldn't.
495
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:54,913
Ope-
496
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:55,579
Ey-Yupe
497
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,014
Hey.
498
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,182
I almost got him, dude.
I almost got him.
499
00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,051
Dude, you did.
500
00:21:59,318 --> 00:21:59,951
Okay. Well,
you got these.
501
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:00,818
My bags are in
my car. Alright?
502
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,253
Cool.
503
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,454
Dick.
504
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,126
Hey.
505
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,494
Hey.
506
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,568
You need some help?
507
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,870
I mean...
508
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:20,672
would you mind?
509
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:21,440
mmm-mm
510
00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:22,306
Please?
511
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:23,041
Yeah-
512
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,242
Thanks.
513
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,477
Good luck.
514
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:27,512
Yeah. Thanks.
515
00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:28,980
I gotta go help Derek.
516
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,083
Uhhh, okay.
517
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:32,351
Hey, Scott.
518
00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:34,218
Do you mind
getting mine too?
519
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,520
When you have a second?
520
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:37,589
Um.
521
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,724
Yeah, totally. Ummm-
522
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,793
Just let me take
care of this first.
523
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,228
Oh, yeah. No
problem. Thank you.
524
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,796
Keys are in-the ignition.
525
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:45,997
When you have a
second? Thanks.
526
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:48,600
Of course they are.
527
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:06,952
Fuck.
528
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:14,925
So, what are we
supposed to do out here
529
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:15,926
these next
couple of days?
530
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:19,564
Uh, camp? Explore?
531
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:20,866
There's a lake up here.
532
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:21,766
We can go swimming.
533
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:22,767
Ooh.
534
00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:23,869
We should definitely
go swimming.
535
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:25,537
Tiff, I got that bikini I've
been dying to show you.
536
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:27,472
It's a good idea, right?
537
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:28,774
Swim in lake
full of fish.
538
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:29,975
That shit.
539
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:31,376
It's basically a
lake full of shit.
540
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:32,043
I don't know.
541
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,311
Ew.
542
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:34,846
Oh my god, you
guys. It's fine.
543
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,015
It's a nice lake,
with clean water.
544
00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:38,016
Kyle's the only one here
545
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:38,950
that's full of shit.
546
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,684
I don't know about
you guys but,
547
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:41,952
I'm really looking forward
to doing some hiking.
548
00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:43,188
Me too.
549
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:46,057
I'm also down
for some hiking.
550
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,492
As long as I get to
stay behind Tiffany,
551
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:48,726
that way I get the best
view in the woods.
552
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,431
Baby, that's so sweet.
553
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,033
Aww. That is
really sweet.
554
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:55,901
Right?
555
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:57,769
Gross.
556
00:23:58,036 --> 00:23:59,004
Gross.
557
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,379
You okay, Jess?
558
00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:08,814
Yeah.
559
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,081
I just...
560
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:11,983
I get the feeling
things are still kind
561
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,084
of uncomfortable
for Michelle.
562
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,086
Come on, Jess, ehh-
563
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,289
she should be
over it by now.
564
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:18,089
Yeah, I mean...
565
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,091
I guess, you're
probably right. I-
566
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,460
It's fine.
567
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,528
Look, once we all
start drinking,
568
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,464
no one's going to
even care anymore.
569
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,199
Let's catch up to em.
570
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:28,467
Okay.
571
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,208
Ladies and gentlemen,
572
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,276
if I could have your
attention, please.
573
00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:39,810
For the greater good
of this trip, for a
574
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:40,579
fun-filled,
575
00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:41,947
nature-filled
bonding experience,
576
00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,182
I will be taking
everyone's cell phones.
577
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,484
I know it's terrible,
578
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:46,718
but I feel like it will
579
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:47,385
boost group morale.
580
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:48,086
If you will.
581
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,956
So Scotty, buddy, if I
could start with you man
582
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,592
if you wouldn't mind putting
the phone in the bag, sir.
583
00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:54,759
I know you called me
on it this morning,
584
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,029
so no attitude
would be awesome.
585
00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:58,896
Thanks, chief. I
appreciate it.
586
00:24:58,897 --> 00:24:59,798
Yeah.
587
00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:01,199
I know. You hate me,
but I promise you,
588
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:01,967
it'll be better
for the group.
589
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:02,767
If you wouldn't mind,
590
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:03,869
just... I'll take that.
591
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:04,636
Thank you very
much, Michelle.
592
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:06,605
We'll get a great
kick out of this.
593
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,508
Thank you very
much, queen.
594
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:10,709
Jules, if you
wouldn't mind...
595
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:12,910
I like that lock screen.
596
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:13,778
Thank you.
597
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:14,779
D-Man, if you
wouldn't mind,
598
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,214
putting the phone
in the bag, buddy.
599
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:17,949
I promise you, I won't
have to go through any
600
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,252
uh, you know,
Instagram ho's.
601
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:21,218
I don't know what
you're talking about.
602
00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:21,752
Tiffany.
603
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:22,220
No no no-
604
00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:22,988
I know.
605
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:23,755
Please. - I'm sorry.
606
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:24,389
I know. It's the worst.
607
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:25,590
But guys,
608
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:27,893
we're nature, right?
609
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:28,960
Let's have some fun.
610
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,095
I'm gonna put
these in the car.
611
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,062
It's for the
best, it's for-
612
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:32,597
It's for us.
613
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,332
And I promise you, we're
gonna have a great weekend.
614
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:35,600
You'll get these back
at the end of the trip.
615
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,070
I love you and
good night.
616
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:43,275
Now what are we
supposed to do?
617
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,683
Mmm.
618
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,420
So, anybody got
a scary story?
619
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:57,455
I do.
620
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:58,723
Anybody?
621
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,157
Hey, you know I do.
622
00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,793
Anybody but Kyle.
623
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:03,894
Why don't we want to
hear Kyle's story?
624
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:04,930
Thank you.
625
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,666
Cuz it's stupid. And
it's about these woods.
626
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,468
Translation, it gives
her nightmares.
627
00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,470
You tell this story
while I'm here, and
628
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:13,638
you'll be sleeping
with me to find out if
629
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:14,738
I have any nightmares.
630
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,140
Okay.
631
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,976
Like, you don't have
to listen to it.
632
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:21,580
I want to hear
your story, Kyle.
633
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,381
Thank you. Exactly.
634
00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,685
Okay. Fine. Tell your
story. I'm going to
635
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:27,718
get my stuff
ready for bed.
636
00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,521
Jess. Jess. Jess.
637
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:31,590
Could you get my
stuff ready too?
638
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:34,092
You're such a
fucking asshole.
639
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,597
That's what I'm
talking about-
640
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:39,931
I love you.
641
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,100
I think the real reason
Jess hates this story,
642
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,936
is because her family
lives near these woods.
643
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:45,971
Like people around here,
644
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:47,339
they believe this shit
actually happened.
645
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,410
So you guys want
to hear it?
646
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:53,344
Mmm-hmm.
647
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:55,714
Twenty years ago,
648
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,316
The Wallace family
lived right here.
649
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,219
Right in these
exact woods.
650
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:18,870
Can't you get this little
bastard to shut up!?
651
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,106
I really wish you
652
00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:22,240
wouldn't call
him that, James.
653
00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:23,441
Why not, Ethel?
654
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,377
He's just some
asshole's kid.
655
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:26,845
Why shouldn't I
call him names?
656
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:28,879
He ain't ever going
to be a Wallace.
657
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,748
He's never done
658
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,282
anything to hurt
anybody. Okay.
659
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,351
That's your excuse
for everything.
660
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,919
He never hurt anybody.
661
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:36,987
Well this little fucker
cries all the time.
662
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,257
i haven't had a decent
night's sleep in weeks.
663
00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,926
I'm sorry. Babies
cry. Okay.
664
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,663
Yeah, well shit stain
here is expensive too
665
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,031
Baby food might as
well be made of gold
666
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:46,898
as much as I pay for it.
667
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,201
Okay. You know what?
We'll scrape money
668
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:52,003
together. We always
figure it out.
669
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,039
Spoken like a true woman.
670
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,107
Y'all just think
money grows on trees.
671
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,776
We live in the goddamn
woods. I've never
672
00:27:58,076 --> 00:27:58,809
seen a fucking
money tree.
673
00:27:58,810 --> 00:27:59,711
Okay, and you know what?
674
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,346
I'll go get a job
in town. Okay?
675
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,515
Great. You get to
go out whoring.
676
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:04,548
While I gotta raise
this little bastard.
677
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:05,283
uh ok-
678
00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:06,551
I never cheated
on you, okay?
679
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,688
I was raped.
680
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,125
No baby, it's okay.
681
00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:18,063
We should have buried this
ugly bastard in the woods.
682
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,197
Listening to you bitch
and moan about a dead kid
683
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,299
would be a helluva
lot better
684
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,667
than listening to
this shit stain.
685
00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:25,070
He's just an innocent
little baby boy.
686
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,072
Who never hurt anybody!
687
00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:29,574
Never hurt
anybody, my ass.
688
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:30,809
I got to raise this
little bastard
689
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,610
because he never
hurt anybody.
690
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,646
No, no. You're
going to raise him-
691
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,750
because I love him.
And you love me.
692
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,587
You do love me, right?
693
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,690
Daddy, I just saw a
monster in my closet
694
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:46,924
and it's giving
me nightmares.
695
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:47,926
Can you get it
to go away?
696
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,061
Daisy, how many times
do I got to tell you?
697
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:51,196
Monsters aren't real.
698
00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:53,832
It's okay, sweetheart. I
can come up and help you,
699
00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:55,100
with the monster.
700
00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:57,535
No, I want
Daddy to do it.
701
00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,138
You know what, honey?
702
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,407
Daddy and I are having an
703
00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:05,210
adult conversation,
so do you think maybe
704
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,344
tonight you can
sleep on your own?
705
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:09,647
Nah, nah. I'll do it.
706
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:11,216
I'll come scare
the monsters away.
707
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:12,016
You go on back to bed.
708
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,752
I'll be right behind you.
709
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,754
Good night, Dawson.
710
00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:17,188
It's going to be okay.
711
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:19,624
Good night, Daisy.
712
00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:22,192
Oh my!
713
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,030
Don't you ever!
714
00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:28,566
Contradict me infront
of my daughter!
715
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,769
She's the only
kid I have!
716
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,777
Now clean all this up!
717
00:29:39,577 --> 00:29:40,545
Have me a fresh drink
when I get back.
718
00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:42,514
Daddy's coming, sweetie.
719
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:55,026
Supposedly Ethel Wallace, had
killed her husband, James.
720
00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:57,529
and then cut her
fucking neck, because
she couldn't live
721
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,030
with what she'd done.
722
00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:01,365
God, that's so fucked.
723
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,534
Yeah.
724
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:04,702
Well, what happened
to Daisy, Kyle?
725
00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,338
They found Daisy walking
down the highway,
726
00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:09,908
and they checked her
into the Old Hickory
Mental Institution,
727
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:10,809
I think she's
still there.
728
00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:11,943
What about the baby?
729
00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:13,478
Well, that's the
thing, right?
730
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,613
They never
found the baby.
731
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:17,916
And there's no records
that Miss Wallace
732
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,517
ever had another child.
733
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:24,721
It's like this... this
story Daisy concocted to-
734
00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:26,424
to cope with
whatever happened.
735
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,927
It's a spooky
story, Kyle.
736
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,461
It is spooky.
737
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,031
And it gets
even spookier.
738
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,000
People that come out
to these woods...
739
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:38,001
they disappear.
740
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,205
Just like that.
741
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,107
It's like there's
something out here.
742
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:44,642
There's rumors that the
743
00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:47,111
baby brother,
he never left.
744
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:50,748
That there's this
like feral version of
745
00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,217
himself, stalking these
746
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,319
woods, living off
of whatever...
747
00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:58,223
Or whoever he can
get his hands on.
748
00:30:58,857 --> 00:30:59,389
BOOGADY BOOGADY BOOGADY!
749
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:01,358
WHAT'RE YOU KIDS
DOING IN MY WOODS!?
750
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,396
You-
751
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:06,965
fucking idiot! Dude,
752
00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:08,333
I coulda killed you!
753
00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:11,469
Moron!
754
00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:12,804
Ooooo
755
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:13,437
Huh Uhhh
756
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:13,872
Ahhh
757
00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:14,405
Ahhhhhh
758
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:15,240
Is everyone okay?
759
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,507
Fucking Moron,
760
00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:17,976
he popped and
scared all of us.
761
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:18,942
Fucking
Moron. He popped out and...
762
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:20,311
Shut up.
763
00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,212
Oh my God, man.
764
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,112
Who the fuck
765
00:31:22,113 --> 00:31:22,679
invited fucking-
766
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,213
Ewwwww
767
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:23,747
Michelle.
768
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,317
Oh man, Kyle, that was
so fucking funny dude,
769
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,184
that have could not
have gone better.
770
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:27,851
Holy shit.
771
00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:28,419
Ahh HAHA
772
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:28,987
Wooo!
773
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:29,787
Woah.
774
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,155
Glad you can join us.
775
00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:32,223
Yeah, you know me,
baby. I'm here ta-
776
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:35,360
wine, dine, 69, and maybe
777
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:36,628
break some hearts
while I'm at it, huh?
778
00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:37,695
What do we say, fellas?
779
00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:40,731
Well, man, you are
just a tad bit too
780
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,333
late because...
781
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,235
I just grabbed
the last beer.
782
00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,005
We severely
underestimated.
783
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,775
Uh, but, you're welcome
to some s'mores.
784
00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:52,377
A s'more?
785
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,613
A fucking s'more?
786
00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,482
I just see you guys,
raw-dogging marshmallows
787
00:31:57,882 --> 00:31:58,448
I don't even see any
crackers around here.
788
00:31:58,449 --> 00:31:59,183
A s'more?
789
00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:01,719
Girl, what I want,
is some more booze.
790
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,822
But uh, you know, I'll
settle for some boobs, huh?
791
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:05,490
How's it going?
792
00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,025
Brandon, nice
to meet you.
793
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,825
Alright. Well uhhh...
794
00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:09,928
Julie's...
795
00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:10,929
preoccupied.
796
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,665
But uh, Michelle's
single.
797
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,800
I'd rather be dead.
798
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:17,635
Jesus Christ, okay.
799
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,037
Uh...
800
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:20,872
That's everybody?
801
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:21,940
That's seriously
everyone?
802
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,408
Are you fucking s- Kyle!
803
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,310
You invited me to a
party in the woods, man.
804
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:26,644
When you said a
party in the woods,
805
00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:28,746
I pictured enough
booze to drown in.
806
00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:30,415
You know, some weed,
some kush, some gas,
807
00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:32,317
some ecstasy maybe, and
808
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:33,685
like at least...
809
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,553
Three strippers!
810
00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,422
Dude it's, a party
in the woods,
811
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:38,522
not a rave in Miami.
812
00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,590
Yeah.
813
00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,392
Well why, did
I bring these?
814
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:42,927
You really broke my heart
815
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,529
with this one, Kyle.
816
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:45,830
What the fuck?
817
00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,899
You know what? Fuck this.
818
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:48,700
The vibes cooked,
819
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,601
and you dorks
are the chefs.
820
00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,503
Thanks for
nothing and uh...
821
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,772
enjoy your miserable
lives dorks.
822
00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:58,076
Hey, Brandon. Uh, while
you're out, can you
823
00:32:58,376 --> 00:32:59,077
pick up some Jello shots?
824
00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:00,678
Hey, Tiffany?
825
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:01,645
Can you uh,
826
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,346
get rotated?
827
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,247
Idiot.
828
00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:05,416
Loser!
829
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:06,317
What does that mean?
830
00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:07,919
Bye, Brandon.
831
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,800
Fucking Kyle, man.
832
00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:24,802
and his lame ass
woods party.
833
00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,372
You could be fucking
Michelle man...
834
00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:29,340
Nice going asshole...
835
00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,710
Ahh, she's just so
fucking hot, though.
836
00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:37,448
Shit.
837
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:38,483
Fuck.
838
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:39,917
Get lost in the woods.
839
00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:41,953
Wander off and get
lost in the woods.
840
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,321
Classic, Brandon.
Nice move, man.
841
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,125
Fuck. Alright.
842
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:48,493
Which way?
843
00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:49,394
Left?
844
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:50,661
Or right?
845
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,932
Left? orrrr Right?
846
00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:02,473
Left it is.
847
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,677
Ahhh I'm fucking done
with the woods man.
848
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,112
Get me the hell
out of here!
849
00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:12,784
Oh.
850
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:14,619
Holy shit.
851
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:16,687
Hello?
852
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,556
Huh.
853
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:19,891
Uh...
854
00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,329
Anybody in here?
855
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,533
I'm, uh...
856
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:30,935
I'm looking for, uh...
857
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:32,937
the gift shop.
858
00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:35,406
Or...
859
00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,442
I don't know, maybe
a strip club.
860
00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:40,445
Hello?
861
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,183
Sorry to bother
you. I, uh...
862
00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:46,049
I come in peace.
863
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:47,819
You know?
864
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:51,922
I'm coming in.
865
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:52,390
Oh!
866
00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:53,291
PFFFF!
867
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:55,660
Oh my God.
868
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,231
Woah!
869
00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:01,899
Big spider.
870
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,568
Uh...
871
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,003
Anybody in here?
872
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,571
I'm not just trying to
barge into your house-
873
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,806
I just...
874
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,209
need some direction.
875
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,219
Fuck, no!
876
00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,452
No! Please!
877
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,388
Please!!!
878
00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:37,367
Mommy!
879
00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:39,003
Ahhh!!!
880
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:18,776
Hey,
guys. Let's do better
about putting
881
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:19,810
this fire out before
we go to bed, huh?
882
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,749
Good morning, what's
up boss man?
883
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:29,187
Dude I cannot catch a single
fucking fish out there.
884
00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:32,190
At least there's no
fish shit in it either.
885
00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:34,624
Probably has something to
do with the fact that
886
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,427
you're using
the wrong bait.
887
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,130
Kudos to you for
getting up this morning
and going fishing.
888
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:40,765
If you would have
caught something,
889
00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,000
we gotta figure out
how to flay it, so.
890
00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:44,769
Flaying a fish
isn't that bad.
891
00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:45,536
It's gutting a deer that
892
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,305
takes a little
bit of skill.
893
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:48,573
Can we please
stop talking
894
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:50,408
about gutting and
flaying things?
895
00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:54,946
Hey, Tiff, don't
forget about all the
896
00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:56,581
fish shit you have to
clean off, though.
897
00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,416
Don't call me Tiff.
898
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,820
Morning, Julie.
How'd you sleep?
899
00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:05,790
Kyle's story
last night gave
900
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,059
me some interesting
dreams.
901
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:10,494
Nothing really,
scary though.
902
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:12,330
So, did Brandon
with her come back?
903
00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:13,631
Hell no.
904
00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:15,933
Nah, knowing him, he
probably went to a
905
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,768
strip club and
he's still there.
906
00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:19,870
So, what are we
doing today?
907
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,072
Uh, anything you
want, really.
908
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:22,506
I think some of
us are gonna
909
00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:23,641
go swimming, if
you wanna come?
910
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,779
Yeah, I think I'll
just go for a walk.
911
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,481
It's really
beautiful out here.
912
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,083
Except for the bugs.
913
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,752
Well, I think that
we're gonna get
914
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,921
started on that
swimming idea.
915
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,723
I'll come with you guys.
916
00:37:41,225 --> 00:37:42,860
Kyle, are you gonna come?
917
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,062
Uh, yeah, in a bit.
918
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,232
Okay. I'll see you there.
919
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,969
Alright, see ya.
920
00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:03,914
I saw you last night.
921
00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,886
Okay. I saw you too.
922
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,389
Oh, don't play stupid.
923
00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:12,657
I saw you with Julie.
924
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:13,958
With... Okay.
925
00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,127
I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.
926
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,161
Because if
there's anything
927
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:18,162
that jumps out
of the woods,
928
00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,631
I won't protect any
other girls except...
929
00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:21,666
Jess, hold on.
Wait. I'm not...
930
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,467
Jess!
931
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,474
So, uh...
932
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,577
You really think
you're gonna go for a
933
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:34,945
walk instead of swimming?
934
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,115
Yeah, I mean, it's
gonna be real tense
935
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:40,551
with Jessica,
Kyle, and Julie,
936
00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:43,421
all in the same
place. Add bikinis?
937
00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:44,622
Yeah.
938
00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:45,756
I think I'd rather just
939
00:38:46,223 --> 00:38:48,025
take a walk
alone. Thank you.
940
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,394
I get it. Totally fair.
941
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,563
Uh, do you want company?
942
00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:55,498
I'm good. Thank you.
943
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,233
Sure.
944
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,336
Yeah, this is all very
over-simulating to me
945
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,805
so I would rather
just be by myself.
946
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,506
Alright. I get it. Cool.
947
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:03,741
Well, um... Have
a good time.
948
00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:06,911
You know where we'll be.
949
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:08,679
Okay.
950
00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:11,549
Yeah. I'll just, um...
951
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,458
In "Much Ado About
Nothing" Beatrice calls
952
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:21,558
the Devil an old cuckold.
953
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:21,992
Oh, SHIT!
954
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:23,461
The fuck are we doing?
955
00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:24,028
Woah!
956
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:24,895
What are we doing?
957
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:25,629
Y'all are illiterate.
958
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:26,931
That's why you should
be wearing a seatbelt.
959
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,268
What are we doing?
You'll find out.
960
00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:32,103
Ahhh Haaa
961
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,137
Fucking answer!
962
00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:38,242
Fucking cocksucker.
963
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,010
Shut the fuck up, Junior.
964
00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:41,612
Bitch what? What?
965
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:46,282
Hey, we're getting out?
966
00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:46,817
Yeah.
967
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:47,585
Shit.
968
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:48,219
Help me Bobby.
969
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:48,853
Can I carry you?
970
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:49,387
Yeah.
971
00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:50,020
Ooooo
972
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:50,654
Yeahooooo!
973
00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:51,222
Wooo!
974
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:53,657
Ain't this the truck from
the Slick Pig yesterday?
975
00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:55,860
Must belong to them big
mouth city fuckers.
976
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,028
Ahhh yeah man.
Fuck those guys!
977
00:39:58,429 --> 00:39:59,730
Hey, yo, they did
have some pretty hot
978
00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:00,498
tail on them, though.
979
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,333
I'm sure they're probably
out here camping.
980
00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:04,101
H-huh huhhh man.
981
00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:04,668
Hey, dude-
982
00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:05,503
it must be our lucky day.
983
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,036
I'm a- I'm gonna
give you a
984
00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,105
scratch-off when we
get back into town.
985
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:08,938
Hey, look, look...
986
00:40:08,939 --> 00:40:09,340
Mhmmm.
987
00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:11,142
I bet you a
cold one later.
988
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,143
They're somewhere
out here close.
989
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,311
What are we gonna
do if we find em?
990
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:16,046
Well, these woods are
supposed to be haunted
991
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:16,647
so let's go get them
992
00:40:17,381 --> 00:40:17,881
something to
be scared of.
993
00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:19,216
Straight up, brother.
994
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:20,518
Let's fucking do it.
995
00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:21,318
Should be pretty easy
996
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:22,352
to snag one of em up.
997
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:23,319
Mmmm .
998
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,155
What about the chicks?
999
00:40:24,488 --> 00:40:25,289
Well Bobby Joe
and Sherry,
1000
00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,323
they could take
care of the chicks.
1001
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:27,557
Ain't that right, girls?
1002
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:28,392
Uh, I think Bobby Joe
1003
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:29,793
could do it all
by herself.
1004
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,062
Mm-mm.
1005
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:34,432
Yeah, we gotta get a pride
flag up on the fuckin-
1006
00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:35,065
up on the truck, brother.
1007
00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:35,800
You know I could.
1008
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:36,500
I know.
1009
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:37,301
You know I could! Hey!
1010
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:38,035
HEY HEY HEY!
1011
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:38,669
Hey, easy bitch!
1012
00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:39,336
You know I could!
1013
00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:39,904
All right.
1014
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:41,272
Fuck off.
1015
00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:42,440
Why you never kiss
me like that, Earl?
1016
00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:42,940
Huh?
1017
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,708
You never kissed
me like that.
1018
00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:45,910
I would kiss you like
that if you didn't
1019
00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:47,144
smell like fucking beer.
1020
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,179
I love fucking beer.
1021
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:49,680
Shit. is that
mine or yours?
1022
00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:03,694
Hey, babe.
1023
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:08,566
I bet you'd love to do
1024
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,301
some skinny dipping, huh?
1025
00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:13,737
You mean like this?
1026
00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:19,276
Not happening.
1027
00:41:20,177 --> 00:41:21,479
Aw, come on, Tiff.
1028
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,247
Don't call me Tiff.
1029
00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:27,952
I don't mind
skinny dipping.
1030
00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:29,220
It's what being one with
1031
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:30,855
nature is all
about, right?
1032
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:32,990
I couldn't agree more.
1033
00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,226
You're really
gonna do it?
1034
00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:38,095
Sure. Why not?
1035
00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:39,063
Hey, Kyle.
1036
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,197
Julie's going
skinny dipping!
1037
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,432
Oh, fuck.
1038
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,300
Wait, no.
1039
00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:45,235
No, no, no, babe.
1040
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:46,070
Come on.
1041
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:47,171
You gotta come back out
1042
00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:48,739
and do it again, please.
1043
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,074
Sorry, babe.
1044
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:51,909
Hey, Julie.
1045
00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:53,511
It's not actually skinny
1046
00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,980
dipping unless
you're fully naked.
1047
00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:57,882
Okay, then.
1048
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:05,523
Well, I don't know
about y'all, but I'm
1049
00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:07,258
not that comfortable.
1050
00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:09,260
But at least I know I
1051
00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:10,093
look good in this bikini.
1052
00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:12,463
Damn straight you do.
1053
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,583
Y'all, look at Earl walk.
1054
00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:35,418
Gotta kick in his ass.
1055
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,022
That's pretty good.
1056
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:39,389
Would y'all shut
the fuck up.
1057
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:40,623
I'm bored.
1058
00:42:40,624 --> 00:42:41,191
Shut up.
1059
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:41,859
I wanna go home.
1060
00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:42,660
Keep moving.
1061
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:43,294
Ahh fuck come on, man.
1062
00:42:43,627 --> 00:42:44,027
This place sucks-
1063
00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:44,461
ASS!
1064
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:45,162
Would you-
1065
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:45,930
Shut the fuck up Junior!
1066
00:42:46,363 --> 00:42:46,664
Shut the fuck up Junior!
1067
00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:47,565
Shut the fuck up!
1068
00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:48,132
We ain't going back
1069
00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:49,133
Gimme that fuckin hat!
1070
00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:51,168
until we find these
motherfuckers
1071
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:52,036
and teach em a lesson!
1072
00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:53,269
Yeah, I wanna
see the fuckers
1073
00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,537
who beat my cuck's ass.
1074
00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:56,073
They didn't beat
my ass, Sherry!
1075
00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:57,775
That ain't what we heard.
1076
00:42:58,008 --> 00:42:58,442
Besides, if you don't
1077
00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,010
want me hanging
up on you,
1078
00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:01,010
I know someone who does.
1079
00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:01,679
Hell, yeah.
1080
00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:04,214
Would you look
at these two?
1081
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:05,282
Yeah, I'm looking.
1082
00:43:05,783 --> 00:43:06,317
Can you keep your tongue
1083
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:07,952
out of her mouth
for two hours
1084
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,587
so we can go find
these motherfuckers?
1085
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,055
Fuck you, Earl.
1086
00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:12,222
Go fist yourself.
1087
00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:13,557
Why are you always
talking about fisting?
1088
00:43:14,191 --> 00:43:14,959
Don't be a fucking prude.
Cuz I like to fist.
1089
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,293
Yeah, don't be
a prude, Earl.
1090
00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:17,927
Shut the fuck up.
1091
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:18,562
Why?
1092
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,296
Shut the fuck up. I
can't belive you.
1093
00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:20,965
Jesus, I was on your
side on that one.
1094
00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:21,966
I thought we were
fucking cool.
1095
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:23,067
No one likes you.
1096
00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:23,733
No, none of us are
cool with you.
1097
00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:24,201
Why?
1098
00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:25,235
Man, all you do
is complain.
1099
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:25,936
I'm bored.
1100
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,237
Shut up.
1101
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,211
Hey.
1102
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:35,512
Hey.
1103
00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:38,515
Hey, guess who I just um-
1104
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,116
ran into on the trail?
1105
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,051
Who?
1106
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,486
Those guys from
the restaurant.
1107
00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:43,954
Oh, God. Um-
1108
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:44,755
Are you all right?
1109
00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:46,256
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
1110
00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:47,091
I mean, they didn't see
1111
00:43:47,691 --> 00:43:48,993
me and I didn't
like stay.
1112
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,160
It sounded like
they were leaving
1113
00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:51,628
but I uh, I don't know.
1114
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,630
Okay.
1115
00:43:52,997 --> 00:43:53,496
Well lets hope they do.
1116
00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:54,264
I mean,
1117
00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,367
it's the thing we
need right now.
1118
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,002
Well, if they
do, Scott and I
1119
00:43:58,335 --> 00:43:59,103
can always uh,
1120
00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:01,372
Kick their ass.
1121
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,041
How does that go again?
1122
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:05,976
Are you giving
me an attitude?
1123
00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:07,277
Listen, Mr. Champion,
you're not the only
1124
00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:08,345
one who knows
about boxing.
1125
00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:09,380
Come over here and show
me a thing or two.
1126
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:09,947
Come over there?
1127
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:10,481
Yeah.
1128
00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:11,748
Come over here, motherfucker.
1129
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:12,583
What's up?
1130
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:13,283
I'm not scared of you.
1131
00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:14,785
I- I don't know.
1132
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,186
Ope-
1133
00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:17,921
Giv me-
1134
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:18,622
Hit me with anothe one.
1135
00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:19,723
I got you.
1136
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,092
Are you really going to
eat those off the ground?
1137
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:24,662
Five second rule.
1138
00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:27,364
They're clean enough.
1139
00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:32,302
There ya go.
1140
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:33,537
Thank you.
1141
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:36,206
All right, boys and
girls, it has been
1142
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,574
brought to my attention
1143
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,043
that we need-
1144
00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:40,844
a group activity.
1145
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,181
So I suggest, we do
some hide and seek.
1146
00:44:45,082 --> 00:44:46,950
Boo.
1147
00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:48,318
Boring.
1148
00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:49,720
All right.
1149
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,489
Uh, with the added motivation
for some of you...
1150
00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:56,160
We'll toss some truth
or dare into the mix.
1151
00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:57,226
Still boring,.
1152
00:44:57,227 --> 00:44:57,761
Nahhh.
1153
00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:58,662
Fine.
1154
00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:00,330
Uh, to spice things up-
1155
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,566
We will...
1156
00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:06,070
If you're caught, the
dare is to whip out
1157
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,337
your titties
or your dick.
1158
00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:09,406
All right.
1159
00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:10,874
I'm listening.
1160
00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:14,344
Um Jess, I uh
thought you were
1161
00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:16,980
uncomfortable
showing your tits.
1162
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,149
Mmm-maybe you just
inspired me, Julie.
1163
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:20,350
I'm it.
1164
00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:21,985
So who wants to be it?
1165
00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:23,253
Me.
1166
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:24,855
Jess, me.
1167
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:25,688
Come on.
1168
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:26,090
Oh, God.
1169
00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:26,724
Come on.
1170
00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:27,423
Make it me.
1171
00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:28,257
Me.
1172
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:28,792
All right, Derek's it.
1173
00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:29,626
Yes!
1174
00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:30,928
I'm going to see all
1175
00:45:32,129 --> 00:45:33,764
your titties tonight.
1176
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:37,968
If you find us.
1177
00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:39,470
I just found Tiffany.
1178
00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,741
Okay, well, we
haven't started yet.
1179
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:45,109
Come on.
1180
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:46,876
Okay, so how do we
know when we're
1181
00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:47,711
supposed to come back?
1182
00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:49,379
How about you just
1183
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,048
scream when you've
been found?
1184
00:45:52,883 --> 00:45:53,751
I like that.
1185
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:54,852
We cool?
1186
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:56,019
Yeah.
1187
00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:58,355
All right, Derek,
on the count
1188
00:45:58,622 --> 00:45:59,489
of 30, you start
your hunting.
1189
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,557
Alright.
1190
00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:02,926
1, 2, 3, 4
1191
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:04,127
Uhhh we haven't
started yet.
1192
00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:04,862
Slow down.
1193
00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:05,996
and add a Mississippi or
1194
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:07,463
something between
those numbers.
1195
00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:08,098
Okay, okay.
1196
00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:09,633
Ok...
1197
00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:12,369
You've all been warned.
1198
00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:14,805
On the count of three.
1199
00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:15,738
Three.
1200
00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:16,240
Oh, shit.
1201
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:16,874
One Mississippi,
1202
00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:18,475
Two big old titties.
1203
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:19,510
Who hit me with
a marshmallow?
1204
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:20,643
Three Mississippi,
1205
00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:23,013
Four boobs.
1206
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,082
This is fucking stupid.
1207
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:26,950
Five,
1208
00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:29,119
Six tatas.
1209
00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:04,888
I'm coming.
1210
00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:06,823
And I'm ready
to see boobs.
1211
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:07,291
Un-uh.
1212
00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:08,057
Un-uh.
1213
00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:12,462
You don't think they'd
1214
00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:13,831
actually be in
there, do ya?
1215
00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:14,531
Well, they might be.
1216
00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:15,699
They weren't
anywhere else.
1217
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,434
There's only one way
we could find out.
1218
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,302
Oh, my God.
1219
00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:20,204
Is this actually
fucking worth it, Earl?
1220
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:21,471
I think it's worth it.
1221
00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:24,308
I could be on
my back, legs
1222
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:25,475
in the air for
you right now.
1223
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:26,810
And we're doing
this shit.
1224
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:28,478
Stop questioning me.
1225
00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:29,947
J.R., Junior, whatever
the fuck your name is?
1226
00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:30,914
I'm your brother, you
fuck-head, it's Junior.
1227
00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:31,181
I don't care.
1228
00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:32,182
God damn it.
1229
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,382
You'll go wherever
I tell you to go.
1230
00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:33,851
I'm going round back.
1231
00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:34,818
Go around back.
1232
00:47:35,085 --> 00:47:35,419
I'll go around back.
1233
00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:36,986
Go back and check then.
1234
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,689
Cuz I fucking wanted to,
not cuz you told me.
1235
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:40,791
Not cuz you
told me, bitch!
1236
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:42,492
So glad he's
fucking gone.
1237
00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:43,793
Now what the hell are
we supposed to do?
1238
00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:44,328
What are we
supposed to do?
1239
00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:45,062
I don't know.
1240
00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:47,631
If they get by us,
kick them in the dick,
1241
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:48,866
beat them with
some sticks.
1242
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,968
Do something,
get creative.
1243
00:47:53,136 --> 00:47:54,905
You always were
a brain man.
1244
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:00,611
Not right now.
1245
00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:02,980
It's not fun when
he's not here.
1246
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,948
Go back out
there, Junior.
1247
00:48:05,249 --> 00:48:06,149
Fuck you, motherfucker.
1248
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:07,484
You ever been in
nature before?
1249
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:08,252
This shit sucks.
1250
00:48:09,086 --> 00:48:11,355
I'm getting acorns
thrown at me and shit.
1251
00:48:11,655 --> 00:48:12,154
Bugs all over my
1252
00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:13,824
fucking ear, man.
1253
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,692
God, fuuuuuck.
1254
00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:18,929
Well...
1255
00:48:19,796 --> 00:48:21,231
I'm here, asshole.
1256
00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:22,599
Guess what?
1257
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,001
They ain't.
1258
00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:30,707
Ooh, wait, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
1259
00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:33,677
It must be my lucky day.
1260
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:36,813
Fuck.
1261
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:05,409
Oh I got you now,
1262
00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:07,444
you big-mouthed
city fucker.
1263
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:33,103
You know, Earl says I
give the best head.
1264
00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:34,338
He just doesn't want to
1265
00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:35,338
know how I got that good.
1266
00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:39,542
Don't you go
getting me wet,
1267
00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:41,345
thinking about the nasty.
1268
00:49:42,779 --> 00:49:43,613
Well you know,
1269
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:44,815
if they're in there
fucking around,
1270
00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,850
you can be out here
fucking around.
1271
00:49:47,851 --> 00:49:48,585
Mm.
1272
00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:34,598
Ah.
1273
00:50:35,265 --> 00:50:36,366
Fuck.
1274
00:50:57,954 --> 00:50:58,388
Jesus.
1275
00:50:58,622 --> 00:50:59,322
Whoa, slow down.
1276
00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:00,657
It's not worth getting
hurt over hide and-
1277
00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:01,758
Shut up, shut up.
1278
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:02,658
I just heard something.
1279
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:03,760
What?
1280
00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:06,196
I don't hear anything.
1281
00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:08,331
It's nothing.
1282
00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:10,100
You probably
heard a raccoon,
1283
00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:12,169
or one of the
others hiding,
1284
00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:15,806
or it doesn't matter
because I dare you
1285
00:51:16,106 --> 00:51:17,774
to show me your tits.
1286
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:25,916
Truth it is, um...
1287
00:51:28,852 --> 00:51:30,387
You gonna sleep
with Scott tonight?
1288
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,124
Go fuck yourself.
1289
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,497
I'll take that as a yes.
1290
00:51:55,011 --> 00:51:55,979
She's it.
1291
00:51:58,014 --> 00:51:59,015
Tits?
1292
00:51:59,382 --> 00:51:59,850
No tits.
1293
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:01,685
You wanna know why
1294
00:52:02,385 --> 00:52:03,153
I didn't show
him my tits?
1295
00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:06,623
Cuz you have
pepperoni nips?
1296
00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:10,961
One Mississippi.
1297
00:52:11,661 --> 00:52:13,096
Two Mississippi.
1298
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:14,764
Three Mississippi!
1299
00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,766
Four Mississippi.
1300
00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,438
Five, Kyle's tiny
little dick!
1301
00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:23,473
Six.
1302
00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,209
Uh, big old titties.
1303
00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:27,744
Seven.
1304
00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:31,214
I fucking hate this game.
1305
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,289
Oh!
1306
00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:13,222
Sorry.
1307
00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:15,292
Sorry.
1308
00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:17,060
Um, I don't
have my stick.
1309
00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:19,062
Sorry, Michelle.
1310
00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:20,030
Hey.
1311
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:21,331
Hey.
1312
00:53:24,668 --> 00:53:25,835
Truth or dare?
1313
00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,607
Um, truth.
1314
00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:33,810
Why are you so
nice to me?
1315
00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:36,213
What do you mean?
1316
00:53:37,747 --> 00:53:39,382
Well, I mean, like,
you have gone out of
1317
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:40,483
your way to talk to me
1318
00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:41,585
and hang out with me when
1319
00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:42,852
the others are out, like,
1320
00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:45,355
having fun or whatever.
1321
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:46,923
Come on, you make
it sound like
1322
00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:48,758
talking to you isn't fun.
1323
00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:51,761
You know what I mean.
1324
00:53:54,664 --> 00:53:56,366
Did you think
anyone lives there?
1325
00:54:00,337 --> 00:54:03,740
I think they moved out
several years ago.
1326
00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:05,508
There's something
kind of peaceful
1327
00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:06,710
about it, though.
1328
00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,111
You think, you think
that's peaceful?
1329
00:54:09,312 --> 00:54:10,981
I mean, yeah, but
1330
00:54:11,348 --> 00:54:13,783
imagine it
during the day.
1331
00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:17,087
I mean, maybe a
fresh coat of paint.
1332
00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:18,588
New shutters.
1333
00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:20,289
New roof, maybe.
1334
00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:20,724
Okay-
1335
00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:21,725
Like less critters.
1336
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,227
Okay, okay. I get it.
1337
00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:28,999
Betcha it's real homey
out here with no one
1338
00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:30,467
to bother you, though.
1339
00:54:35,872 --> 00:54:36,906
Yeah, I don't know.
1340
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:41,177
In reality, it's
creepy as hell.
1341
00:54:42,512 --> 00:54:43,146
Hmm.
1342
00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:43,747
Jesus!
1343
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:44,514
God.
1344
00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:45,482
Hey, guys.
1345
00:54:46,082 --> 00:54:46,483
You were that close
1346
00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:47,650
from getting a black eye.
1347
00:54:47,651 --> 00:54:48,718
Whyyy would you do that?
1348
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,086
I mean, it didn't look
like you guys were
1349
00:54:50,387 --> 00:54:52,021
about to fall into each
other's arms and...
1350
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:53,657
fuck, so...
1351
00:54:54,224 --> 00:54:55,859
I thought I'd
remind you that
1352
00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:57,394
we're playing
hide and seek.
1353
00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:58,995
Did you uh, get
to see his dick?
1354
00:55:01,598 --> 00:55:02,632
You had to like go
out of your way
1355
00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:03,866
and scare us. Why?
1356
00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:04,668
Hmm?
1357
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:06,069
I don't know, Michelle.
1358
00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:08,672
With the first
coat of paint...
1359
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,005
Some new shutters.
1360
00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:11,274
God, you're stupid.
1361
00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:12,676
Ow! What was that for?
1362
00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:15,045
Shit.
1363
00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:19,749
So, do you think
it's true?
1364
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:23,119
Are uh, shrimp
actually bugs?
1365
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,423
No. Shrimp are
like, fish.
1366
00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,426
Hmm, interesting.
1367
00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:33,697
So, who's it?
1368
00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:36,032
I am.
1369
00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:39,336
Wait a minute.
1370
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:40,704
Where's Kyle and Julie?
1371
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:42,939
Maybe they didn't
hear me scream,
1372
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,341
we were pretty far away.
1373
00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:47,043
No, Kyle's probably
planning to pop out
1374
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:47,977
and scare one of us.
1375
00:55:48,545 --> 00:55:50,246
Let's just get
another round going.
1376
00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:52,182
I second that.
1377
00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,083
Are you sure?
1378
00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:54,351
Oh, absolutely.
1379
00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:56,820
He's probably hiding
in that house.
1380
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,321
I mean, it was the
1381
00:55:58,555 --> 00:55:59,389
best place to
hide, right?
1382
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,458
What house?
1383
00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:05,362
Scott and Michelle's
new love nest.
1384
00:56:07,997 --> 00:56:10,099
You're such an asshole,
you know that?
1385
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:10,800
Yeah.
1386
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,001
An asshole that got
1387
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:13,269
jipped out of
seeing your peps.
1388
00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:16,239
I'm gonna fuck
you up right now.
1389
00:56:16,473 --> 00:56:17,106
Woah, woah, woah.
1390
00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:18,274
Okay, okay.
1391
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,643
Okay, so ummm,
who is it again?
1392
00:56:21,277 --> 00:56:24,180
Well, it's Scott,
but I was wondering,
1393
00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:25,749
could I take your turn?
1394
00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:29,953
Please, take my turn.
1395
00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:31,354
Alright, great.
1396
00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:32,489
So...
1397
00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:34,391
whoever I catch first
1398
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,659
gets to make
me breakfast.
1399
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:40,697
Alright?
1400
00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:42,399
Cool.
1401
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:43,700
Cool.
1402
00:56:45,635 --> 00:56:46,603
One.
1403
00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:48,004
Two.
1404
00:56:48,605 --> 00:56:49,706
Three.
1405
00:56:50,273 --> 00:56:51,241
Four.
1406
00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:52,642
Five.
1407
00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:54,244
Six.
1408
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:55,512
Seven.
1409
00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:56,946
Eight.
1410
00:56:57,313 --> 00:56:58,515
Nine.
1411
00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:00,150
Ten.
1412
00:57:01,651 --> 00:57:03,153
Twenty.
1413
00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:04,687
Twenty One.
1414
00:57:04,954 --> 00:57:06,022
Twenty Two.
1415
00:57:06,523 --> 00:57:08,024
Twenty Three.
1416
00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:09,692
Twenty Four.
1417
00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:12,028
Twenty Five.
1418
00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,430
Twenty Six.
1419
00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:14,898
Twenty Seven.
1420
00:57:15,231 --> 00:57:16,699
Twenty Eight.
1421
00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:18,134
Twenty Nine.
1422
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,369
Thirty!
1423
00:57:19,969 --> 00:57:22,872
Ready or not,
here I come!
1424
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:26,910
Help!
1425
00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:28,411
Help me!
1426
00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:29,879
Derek!
1427
00:58:05,582 --> 00:58:06,549
Shit.
1428
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:08,718
Whoo.
1429
00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:13,556
Uh, how did you find me?
1430
00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:15,158
I've been following you
1431
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:16,626
since the campsite.
1432
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:19,128
Uh, why?
1433
00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:21,798
So I can do this.
1434
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:23,532
Mmm
1435
00:58:23,533 --> 00:58:24,166
N-no
1436
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:24,800
Umm
1437
00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:25,467
I'm
1438
00:58:25,468 --> 00:58:26,469
Ahhhh
1439
00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:27,237
Yeah...
1440
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,037
no, I c-
1441
00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:29,839
I'm sorry, I can't.
1442
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,373
Jess...
1443
00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:33,376
would literally,
1444
00:58:33,643 --> 00:58:34,944
cut my balls off.
1445
00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:36,112
Actually.
1446
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,981
Well, that's only
if she catches us.
1447
00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,486
Plus, I'll protect
your balls, for you.
1448
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:54,797
Hey, Michelle, can I
ask you something?
1449
00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:56,132
Yeah?
1450
00:58:57,233 --> 00:58:59,202
What happened to you
a few years ago?
1451
00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:00,537
What do you mean?
1452
00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:01,137
Why don't you hang
1453
00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:02,438
out with anyone anymore?
1454
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:05,808
I don't know, I just
don't feel like
1455
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,610
dealing with people.
1456
00:59:08,144 --> 00:59:08,645
Jess said she was
1457
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:10,780
worried about
you, that's all.
1458
00:59:12,615 --> 00:59:13,550
Look,
1459
00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:14,651
I certainly don't wanna
1460
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,352
make you feel
uncomfortable,
1461
00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:17,287
but you know, I think
you're really cool,
1462
00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:19,822
and I don't think
you should have
1463
00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:21,758
to cut yourself
off like that.
1464
00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:24,561
It's a little bit more
1465
00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:26,696
complicated than that.
1466
00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:31,067
There was this guy,
1467
00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,337
and I,
1468
00:59:35,972 --> 00:59:37,206
I thought that things
were getting, like,
1469
00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:40,276
pretty serious between
the two of us.
1470
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,447
And then I found
the text messages.
1471
00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:49,819
I'm sorry, that's...
that's awful.
1472
00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:52,255
Yeah, the worst part was
1473
00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:53,489
just, it was my
best friend.
1474
00:59:55,658 --> 00:59:56,926
Wait, Jessica?
1475
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,296
It was Tiffany.
1476
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,302
Derek was the guy.
1477
01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:14,143
That was the real reason
1478
01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:15,545
that I, wasn't sure
1479
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:17,347
if I wanted to
come out here.
1480
01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,454
I get it, I totally
get it now.
1481
01:00:26,189 --> 01:00:27,490
Wow, I'm sorry.
1482
01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:31,527
You know, for
what it's worth,
1483
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:36,399
you could have any
guy you wanted.
1484
01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:40,603
Okay.
1485
01:00:40,903 --> 01:00:41,838
Okay.
1486
01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:46,209
Thank you, that's
very sweet of you.
1487
01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:55,685
So what's your deal?
1488
01:00:58,021 --> 01:00:58,988
My deal?
1489
01:01:00,189 --> 01:01:02,158
My girlfriend,
Katie, and I,
1490
01:01:05,028 --> 01:01:06,929
we've been having
problems for a while,
1491
01:01:07,196 --> 01:01:08,297
and...
1492
01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:12,735
one night we had
this, huge fight.
1493
01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:19,575
And when I woke up
the next morning,
1494
01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,379
she was gone.
1495
01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:27,082
I'm so sorry, I can't,
1496
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:29,519
I can't imagine
just, being left
1497
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,721
in the unknown like that.
1498
01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:34,523
Yeah, I mean, I can't
1499
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,158
imagine what it's like
1500
01:01:35,491 --> 01:01:36,893
to be cheated on, so.
1501
01:01:37,493 --> 01:01:38,127
Okay, well, it's not
1502
01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:39,361
like a misery contest.
1503
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:41,297
Okay, okay.
1504
01:01:55,778 --> 01:01:56,979
Ohhhh.
1505
01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,049
I might finally get
to see some titties.
1506
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,415
Hey um,
1507
01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,486
what do you say
after all this,
1508
01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,121
you and I get lunch
or something?
1509
01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:39,489
I know this great taco
1510
01:02:39,856 --> 01:02:40,389
place, you like
tacos, right?
1511
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:41,858
Tacomania?
1512
01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:43,659
Yeah, wait,
have you been?
1513
01:02:44,026 --> 01:02:45,595
Yeah, they have like
the worst tacos.
1514
01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:48,396
Oh...
1515
01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:49,532
Well um-
1516
01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:50,800
Okay, I was just kidding.
1517
01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:53,236
That was a joke,
I was kidding.
1518
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,105
Kidding.
1519
01:02:56,472 --> 01:02:57,005
Okay.
1520
01:02:57,006 --> 01:02:57,672
Bad joke.
1521
01:02:57,673 --> 01:02:58,241
Okay.
1522
01:02:58,574 --> 01:02:59,575
Uh well,
1523
01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:02,245
It's a date then?
1524
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:05,815
We can call it a date.
1525
01:03:08,384 --> 01:03:09,585
We'll call it a date.
1526
01:03:10,386 --> 01:03:11,354
Okay.
1527
01:03:12,388 --> 01:03:13,356
Okay.
1528
01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:21,397
Uh Mmm Mmmmm
1529
01:03:21,664 --> 01:03:22,265
Looks like someone's
feeling better.
1530
01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:23,099
All right, I, I think we
1531
01:03:23,499 --> 01:03:24,433
ought to head
back to camp.
1532
01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:27,236
Either Tiffany's
completely given up
1533
01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:29,906
or she sucks
at this game.
1534
01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:39,081
So...
1535
01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:40,550
we keep losing people.
1536
01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:42,151
Do you think
that maybe we
1537
01:03:42,418 --> 01:03:43,219
should play a
different game?
1538
01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:45,288
Okay, how about when we
1539
01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:46,989
get back to
camp, we'll...
1540
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:48,357
fuck!
1541
01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:51,828
Shit.
1542
01:03:52,228 --> 01:03:54,697
Jess, Jess, Jess.
1543
01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:55,565
Oh, God.
1544
01:03:55,932 --> 01:03:56,732
Shit.
1545
01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:57,967
Um.
1546
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:00,303
Yeah, no, I, I, I...
1547
01:04:00,603 --> 01:04:01,470
I fucked up.
1548
01:04:01,771 --> 01:04:03,406
She found me
out here and...
1549
01:04:03,806 --> 01:04:04,339
seduced me.
1550
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,006
and-
1551
01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:05,708
Kyle.
1552
01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:06,742
I'm sorry.
1553
01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:07,542
I'm gonna kill you later.
1554
01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:08,310
I am so-
1555
01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:09,445
fuck, man.
1556
01:04:09,745 --> 01:04:10,413
Julie!
1557
01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:11,013
Do you mind if I pull
1558
01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,448
you for a chat
really fast?
1559
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:14,550
Yeah.
1560
01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:16,619
Jess.
1561
01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,188
Jess.
1562
01:04:23,459 --> 01:04:24,727
We, we should
get out of here.
1563
01:04:25,061 --> 01:04:26,195
Should I? Should
I go with-
1564
01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:28,130
No, come on, let's, let's
go to camp, come on.
1565
01:04:28,431 --> 01:04:28,997
Jess.
1566
01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:30,099
Come on.
1567
01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:37,073
Do I go with
you guys, or?
1568
01:04:38,441 --> 01:04:39,408
Okay.
1569
01:04:41,143 --> 01:04:42,812
I swear, I swear,
I didn't...
1570
01:04:43,913 --> 01:04:45,181
I didn't mean to.
1571
01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:46,281
I mean...
1572
01:04:46,282 --> 01:04:46,782
She...
1573
01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:47,717
Kyle-
1574
01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:48,985
She touched me
the last time I--
1575
01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:50,319
Jesus Christ.
1576
01:04:51,187 --> 01:04:52,255
Oh my God!
1577
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:54,223
Tell me you know
something about this.
1578
01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:55,824
Wait, is she okay?
1579
01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:56,458
Oh.
1580
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:00,862
Oh my God!
1581
01:05:01,931 --> 01:05:02,632
OH!!!
1582
01:05:08,104 --> 01:05:10,072
Kyle, why is Tiffany's
body in your tent?
1583
01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:11,574
Did you kill her!?
1584
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:12,975
I don't know, I don't.
1585
01:05:13,309 --> 01:05:14,810
You don't know, Kyle!?
1586
01:05:15,544 --> 01:05:17,179
Kyle, look at
me, right now.
1587
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,316
Tell me, tell me
you didn't do this.
1588
01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:23,819
No, I didn't.
1589
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,454
No, I didn't do it.
1590
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:26,722
I was hiding in
the, in the woods.
1591
01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:27,890
And I,
1592
01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:28,890
oh fuck.
1593
01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,593
No, I, I uh, I
1594
01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:32,395
I saw something.
1595
01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,263
I saw someone
or something.
1596
01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:35,798
I thought it was, a bear.
1597
01:05:36,065 --> 01:05:37,667
A bear, Kyle!? Come on!
1598
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:38,800
I didn't fucking
kill her, Michelle!
1599
01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:41,604
God!
1600
01:05:41,971 --> 01:05:42,604
Come on!
1601
01:05:44,907 --> 01:05:45,908
Oh my God.
1602
01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,546
Wait no, no this isn't
gonna protect us.
1603
01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:52,181
This isn't gonna
protect us!
1604
01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:53,316
We need to find
the others, okay?
1605
01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:55,851
We need to get the
fuck out of here!
1606
01:05:57,253 --> 01:05:58,054
Wait, wait, hold on.
1607
01:05:58,354 --> 01:05:58,654
Hold on.
1608
01:05:59,188 --> 01:06:00,222
No, no, no, Michelle.
1609
01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:01,557
Miche-
1610
01:06:03,859 --> 01:06:04,427
Michelle.
1611
01:06:06,062 --> 01:06:07,229
Michelle.
1612
01:06:10,066 --> 01:06:11,133
Jess, no, get down!
1613
01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:12,702
Oh my God, oh my God.
1614
01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:13,936
Kyle!
1615
01:06:16,005 --> 01:06:16,706
Kyle.
1616
01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:17,340
I don't know what to do-
1617
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:18,506
I don't know what to do!
1618
01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:22,611
Jess, go.
1619
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:23,645
He was mine.
1620
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,347
We gotta go.
1621
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:25,180
He was mine.
1622
01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:26,282
Come on.
1623
01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:29,752
Michelle?
1624
01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:31,187
I'm okay!
1625
01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:36,258
Jessica, hey,
listen to me.
1626
01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:37,560
Hey, listen.
1627
01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:39,161
Where's Julie?
1628
01:06:39,762 --> 01:06:40,730
She, she got really
pissed at me
1629
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,932
and she stormed off
down the trail.
1630
01:06:43,699 --> 01:06:45,101
It's the last
time I saw her.
1631
01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:47,269
Okay, come on.
1632
01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,237
Look, hey! Listen to me.
1633
01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:51,107
Whoever's out there
isn't going to be
1634
01:06:51,374 --> 01:06:52,375
in the same spot
for too long.
1635
01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:53,376
We have to move.
1636
01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:56,712
Look, alright, on the
count of three, alright?
1637
01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:57,913
Stay with me, okay?
1638
01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,215
We can do this.
1639
01:06:59,582 --> 01:07:00,816
One...
1640
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,518
Two...
1641
01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:04,987
Three, come on!
1642
01:07:09,992 --> 01:07:10,960
Hey.
1643
01:07:13,262 --> 01:07:13,928
Hey, it's ok...
1644
01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,063
Oh, thank god-
1645
01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:15,864
Are you okay?
1646
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:16,966
Hey, we're good.
1647
01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:18,033
We're good, we're good.
1648
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:18,467
Okay.
1649
01:07:19,335 --> 01:07:19,769
We're gonna have
to split up, okay?
1650
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,837
Wait, wait.
1651
01:07:24,073 --> 01:07:25,374
Look, look,
1652
01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:26,108
Look, look,
1653
01:07:26,409 --> 01:07:26,709
I found Kyle's keys.
1654
01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:28,110
Okay, perfect, okay.
1655
01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:29,979
Listen, take Jessica,
get to the car,
1656
01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:31,781
drive to town and
get help, all right?
1657
01:07:32,281 --> 01:07:33,315
I'm gonna go find
Julie and Derek.
1658
01:07:33,649 --> 01:07:34,650
We're gonna get
out of here, okay?
1659
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:35,785
She can't leave us.
1660
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:36,419
You have a better idea?
1661
01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:39,588
Yeah, okay, you
guys got this.
1662
01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:41,390
I'm gonna go find
Julie and Derek.
1663
01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:45,260
Hey, hey-
1664
01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,096
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
1665
01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:50,198
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
1666
01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:51,067
Breathe...
1667
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:51,700
Breath, we're
gonna be okay.
1668
01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:52,435
We're gonna be okay.
1669
01:07:53,035 --> 01:07:53,436
We're gonna be okay.
1670
01:08:22,031 --> 01:08:22,998
Fuck.
1671
01:08:29,672 --> 01:08:30,639
Oh, God.
1672
01:08:32,475 --> 01:08:34,110
Oh, fuck.
1673
01:08:35,044 --> 01:08:36,011
Oh.
1674
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:40,649
What the hell are
you doing here?
1675
01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:41,883
I thought you were
with Jess and-
1676
01:08:41,884 --> 01:08:42,784
Is that Brandon?
1677
01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:44,120
Yeah.
1678
01:08:44,386 --> 01:08:44,753
Oh my God.
1679
01:08:45,154 --> 01:08:45,454
That's Brandon.
1680
01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:46,722
Oh my God.
1681
01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:48,491
Where's Jessica?
1682
01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:51,827
Um...
1683
01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:52,894
I, I left her in the car.
1684
01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:53,496
I told her to
lock the doors
1685
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:54,596
and that, and that
I would come back.
1686
01:08:54,597 --> 01:08:55,030
What the hell, you're
1687
01:08:55,698 --> 01:08:56,365
supposed to be
going to get help?
1688
01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:57,365
The tires are flat!
1689
01:08:57,366 --> 01:08:58,467
Fuck!
1690
01:08:58,968 --> 01:08:59,935
Uh-
1691
01:09:01,203 --> 01:09:01,971
Kyle he, he took
all of our phones
1692
01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:02,471
he put em in a bag.
1693
01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:03,138
Uh, wh-
1694
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:03,572
Y-
1695
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:04,039
Do y-
1696
01:09:04,507 --> 01:09:04,707
Where are the-
1697
01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:06,242
Where are the phones?
1698
01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:07,209
They're not there,
I couldn't find em.
1699
01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:08,878
Does he have
a cell phone?
1700
01:09:09,378 --> 01:09:10,146
Did ya check?
1701
01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:12,515
Go ch-please check.
1702
01:09:12,848 --> 01:09:13,816
Just.
1703
01:09:15,551 --> 01:09:16,685
I don't.
1704
01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:38,507
Mmm Mmm
1705
01:09:38,774 --> 01:09:39,842
Okay, so what do we do?
1706
01:09:42,311 --> 01:09:43,812
I'll tell you what
we're gonna do.
1707
01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:45,247
We're gonna go
find Julie.
1708
01:09:45,648 --> 01:09:46,949
We're gonna find Derek.
1709
01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:49,785
We're gonna get
back to that car
1710
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:50,653
and four flat
tires are not,
1711
01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,955
we're gonna get the
hell out of here.
1712
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,192
Come on, let's
go, come on.
1713
01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,327
Come on!
1714
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,601
Are we really
gonna go in there?
1715
01:10:06,001 --> 01:10:06,835
It can't be much safer in
1716
01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:08,037
there than it is
out here, right?
1717
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:10,206
Do you really think
1718
01:10:10,773 --> 01:10:11,540
Julie would go in there?
1719
01:10:13,909 --> 01:10:15,477
I mean, if she
was forced to.
1720
01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:17,813
Fuck.
1721
01:10:19,348 --> 01:10:21,350
Come on, come on.
1722
01:11:08,998 --> 01:11:09,965
Julie?
1723
01:11:11,467 --> 01:11:12,434
Derek?
1724
01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:27,616
Come on.
1725
01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:31,987
Come on.
1726
01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:43,598
Derek.
1727
01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:44,733
Shh.
1728
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:45,968
Julie.
1729
01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:48,070
Guys.
1730
01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:09,625
There's somebody
out there.
1731
01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:12,027
Is it Julie?
1732
01:12:17,132 --> 01:12:17,666
I know you're in there
1733
01:12:17,933 --> 01:12:19,201
you son of a bitch!
1734
01:12:20,135 --> 01:12:20,703
You're gonna pay
1735
01:12:21,203 --> 01:12:22,571
for what you did
to my family
1736
01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:23,972
and what you
did to me and
1737
01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:25,006
what you did to
my daughter!
1738
01:12:35,884 --> 01:12:37,486
Shh, shh.
1739
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,541
Oh my god.
1740
01:13:40,783 --> 01:13:41,750
Fuck!
1741
01:13:42,551 --> 01:13:43,619
Quick, quick, quick,
1742
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:44,685
get in here, get in here.
1743
01:13:44,686 --> 01:13:45,788
Go, go!
1744
01:13:50,793 --> 01:13:52,027
Oh.
1745
01:13:52,294 --> 01:13:53,262
Oh god.
1746
01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:55,964
Oh-
1747
01:13:59,668 --> 01:14:00,803
That's Derek.
1748
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:03,205
Oh god.
1749
01:14:13,015 --> 01:14:14,149
Scott, we're gonna die.
1750
01:14:14,983 --> 01:14:16,185
Fuck, it's blocked.
1751
01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:25,461
Michelle...
1752
01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:27,095
Get in.
1753
01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:29,832
Um...
1754
01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:31,934
Corner, get in the corner,
get down in the corner.
1755
01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:38,474
Are you kidding me?
1756
01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:39,775
There's gotta be-
1757
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,278
Perfect.
1758
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,380
Here, take this.
1759
01:14:46,281 --> 01:14:47,282
Okay...
1760
01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:49,117
keep it on the
door, on the door.
1761
01:14:58,794 --> 01:14:59,761
Okay.
1762
01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:42,905
Jessica?
1763
01:15:46,441 --> 01:15:48,477
You are so scared.
1764
01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:50,979
What are you doing?
1765
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:51,813
You didn't think I was
1766
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,549
gonna wait in the car...
1767
01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,385
miss all the
fun, did you?
1768
01:15:59,454 --> 01:16:00,589
Kyle's dead.
1769
01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:02,658
Brandon.
1770
01:16:02,991 --> 01:16:04,593
Julie, Tiffany, Derek.
1771
01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:05,727
Oh, come on, Michelle.
1772
01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:07,895
Let's not pretend
1773
01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,131
we're gonna miss
those last two, huh?
1774
01:16:13,635 --> 01:16:15,270
You killed all of them.
1775
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:21,410
You sound just like
my mother, you know?
1776
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:24,012
She's the only
kid I have.
1777
01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:25,981
Oh my God.
1778
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:27,583
You know, I thought
1779
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:28,784
she'd actually
be grateful.
1780
01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:33,188
That I killed, that
abusive piece of shit.
1781
01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:42,297
But instead,
she looked at
1782
01:16:42,698 --> 01:16:44,466
me like I was
the monster.
1783
01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:46,200
Daisy!
1784
01:16:46,201 --> 01:16:47,468
So I figured she
had to go too--
1785
01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:49,471
What the fuck is
wrong with you?
1786
01:16:49,805 --> 01:16:51,739
No way, were they gonna
be able to raise him!
1787
01:16:51,740 --> 01:16:52,774
What the hell is
wrong with you?
1788
01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:55,043
So I took matters
into my own hands.
1789
01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:56,678
What the fuck!?
1790
01:16:59,047 --> 01:16:59,881
Even found a way
to hide him,
1791
01:17:00,215 --> 01:17:01,550
when people came looking.
1792
01:17:02,184 --> 01:17:03,685
The campfire story...
1793
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,388
You're Daisy Wallace.
1794
01:17:07,389 --> 01:17:08,624
Oh.
1795
01:17:19,601 --> 01:17:19,968
I haven't been called
1796
01:17:20,535 --> 01:17:23,438
that name, in
a long time.
1797
01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:29,244
After they found
Mom and Dad,
1798
01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:30,979
they shipped me off to--
1799
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,149
Crazy hospital!
1800
01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,251
where they pumped
me full of meds
1801
01:17:36,518 --> 01:17:38,253
and called me a schizo!
1802
01:17:38,553 --> 01:17:40,022
Anyway...
1803
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,556
got out of there
when I was 18
1804
01:17:41,857 --> 01:17:43,925
and came right
on back home,
1805
01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:46,128
to baby brother.
1806
01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:49,598
Cuz he survived.
1807
01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:52,668
Can you believe that?
1808
01:17:53,568 --> 01:17:55,003
So I got older...
1809
01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:57,239
baby brother got bigger.
1810
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:01,343
And we found plenty
of ways to keep
1811
01:18:01,743 --> 01:18:02,678
ourselves entertained.
1812
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,147
For example,
1813
01:18:06,248 --> 01:18:08,283
luring people
into the woods.
1814
01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:10,952
And chopping them up
1815
01:18:11,253 --> 01:18:14,156
into itty bitty pieces!
1816
01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:20,362
I'm gonna fucking
kill you!
1817
01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:40,916
Come on.
1818
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,488
So.
1819
01:19:23,024 --> 01:19:24,126
Tacomania?
1820
01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:31,900
Yeah.
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