1 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:29,362 Here's a new taste treat, the Corn Dog. 2 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,665 Plump, juicy wieners 3 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,601 are dipped into a thick, 4 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,303 southern-style corn batter 5 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:38,471 that seals in all 6 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,373 their freshness and flavor. 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,875 If you like hot dogs, 8 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:46,079 then you'll love Corn Dogs. 9 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,382 Available at the refreshment counter now. 10 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,319 Beware, the silent killer. 11 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,355 Carbon monoxide. 12 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,524 Remember, turn off your engine. 13 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,828 Enjoy the movie and your life. 14 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:16,870 What? 15 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,138 The movie is a classic. 16 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:19,506 Oh, yeah, it was on all 17 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,508 the critics' top 10 lists. 18 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:22,142 Matt just likes 19 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:23,943 anything with boobs in it. 20 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:24,944 Come on, seriously? 21 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:25,612 A ton of boobs and 22 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:26,613 blood in the same movie? 23 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:27,646 What's not to like? 24 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,248 Well, I think we should 25 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:29,949 talk about something other 26 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,585 than naked people that get chopped up. 27 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,154 Well, you can do that. 28 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,421 I'm going to go take a piss. 29 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:36,689 I'll be right back. 30 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,324 You watch for them snakes out there 31 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,392 that'll bite your wanker off. 32 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,028 Shit, I got way too much for it to handle. 33 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:43,363 Right, Emily? 34 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,100 Well, I think I'm gonna go lay down. 35 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:48,801 Hey, wait. 36 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,739 You can't, you can't go to bed without me. 37 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:00,079 You have the most magnificent ass. 38 00:03:00,446 --> 00:03:02,549 I'm sure you tell all the girls that. 39 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:03,616 Why don't you try telling me 40 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:04,918 something real for a change? 41 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,821 Well, you have real nice boobs. 42 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,891 Try harder. 43 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,393 I don't get any harder 44 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:14,928 than I am, I can assure you. 45 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:16,462 I'm serious. 46 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:17,830 So am I. 47 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:20,066 You don't want to go out there by 48 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,100 yourself, not alone. 49 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,269 Yeah, and why is that? 50 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:27,140 Because these woods, they be haunted. 51 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:28,441 Haunted? 52 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:29,709 Yep, that's what they t- 53 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,111 That's what they tell me in town. 54 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,947 OoooOOooOOOooo! 55 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:34,713 Laugh all you want to but it's true. 56 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,815 It is. 57 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,418 A long time ago, there 58 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,787 was a family, lived out here in these woods. 59 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:42,956 Deep in these woods. 60 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,724 And the locals, they say that uh, they had a kid. 61 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,727 So disfigured... 62 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,930 that you couldn't even look at him. 63 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:55,335 So one night, the dad... 64 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:56,769 he got drunk... 65 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,372 and he went out... 66 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,841 and he... 67 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:03,509 BURIED HIM! 68 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,411 Buried him alive. 69 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,180 See, the family, they picked up. 70 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,615 They got out of here. 71 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,416 But the locals say that 72 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,218 all these disappearances, 73 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,989 it's that kid come back for revenge. 74 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,390 So you think it's safe 75 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:18,625 bringing girls out here? 76 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,994 Well, you know, if some crazy mutant 77 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:22,829 fucking kid comes after you, 78 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,264 I'll protect you. 79 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,632 God, you are so full 80 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:26,699 of shit, you know that? 81 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:27,800 Yeah, but I still get laid. 82 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,068 Well, that was going to 83 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,037 happen no matter what. 84 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:39,679 Oh, yeah. 85 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:44,917 Shit! 86 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,552 Aren't you supposed to squat for that? 87 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:47,654 What are you doing? I thought you wanted 88 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,022 to get some sleep tonight. 89 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:53,226 I mean, I do, but there's something else 90 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,527 I'd like to do first. 91 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:55,728 Oh, yeah? 92 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:58,865 Stay right there. 93 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,667 I'm not going anywhere. 94 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,097 What was that? 95 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:05,098 Uh, that was a raccoon. 96 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:06,898 That sounded too big to be a raccoon. 97 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:07,767 Oh, well you know, these fucking 98 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:08,801 critters out in the woods, 99 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,002 they always sound ten times 100 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,671 bigger than they really are. 101 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,474 Wow, you're a real outdoorsman. 102 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:15,908 That was a fucking raccoon. 103 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,710 Well then, poke your head out there and 104 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:18,710 make sure it's a raccoon. 105 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:19,746 Fine. 106 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,817 There's nothing out there. 107 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,021 Jim! 108 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,558 I'm really not in the mood for this! 109 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,935 You know, I'm really glad we 110 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,536 had one of these date nights. 111 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,472 You know, me too. 112 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,209 I'm just, you know, 113 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,344 sorry things have been so... 114 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:01,747 crazy lately. 115 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:04,584 It's okay. 116 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,887 I know it's, it's been a busy season for you, so... 117 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:11,224 Why don't you go lay down? 118 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,291 I'll be right in, okay? 119 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,164 I love you. 120 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,967 I love you too, Katie. 121 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,238 Scott? 122 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,908 Yeah? 123 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,611 Why'd you let this happen? 124 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,447 Huh? What? 125 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,819 You said we'd be together forever. 126 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,459 What are you talking about? 127 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,197 Oh! 128 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,667 Oh! Oh, God! 129 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:50,790 Hello? 130 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:51,591 Wooooo! 131 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,192 It's camping time, baby. 132 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:54,660 Please, do not scream 133 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:55,828 into the microphone. 134 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,630 Buddy, are you fucking hung over right now? 135 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,634 No, I was just, um... 136 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:03,869 trouble sleeping. 137 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,605 Are you kidding me? You sound terrible. 138 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:06,939 What, um... 139 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:10,476 What time is it? 140 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,577 Dude, it's late. 141 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:12,845 I thought you were coming over to our place? 142 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,881 Yeah, that was the original plan. 143 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,717 I'm sorry. 144 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:18,883 Get up. Get a cold shower. 145 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,320 Jesus. 146 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,422 Cold shower, okay. 147 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,192 Shoot back an spirin, maybe some tequila. 148 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:26,993 And we're gonna pick you up 149 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,227 in like 15 minutes, all right? 150 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:29,462 Yeah, all right. 151 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,501 You better make it 30. 152 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,870 All right, whatever, man. See you in 30. 153 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,276 Ok, here he comes. 154 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:44,877 Do not mention the breakup. 155 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:45,811 Why would I mention the breakup? 156 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:47,747 I don't know. I'm just saying don't mention it. 157 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:48,648 I'm not going to mention the breakup- 158 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:49,548 Because you have a tendency to bring- 159 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:50,016 Shh shh! 160 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:50,650 Heyyy! 161 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:51,851 Scotty, what's up, brother? 162 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:52,918 Look at that Jess. 163 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,654 One bag, it's not impossible after all. 164 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,255 Oh, my God. Everybody knows that girls 165 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,355 have a ton more stuff than guys do. 166 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,624 True story. 167 00:10:58,858 --> 00:10:59,558 I mean, they've got what? 168 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:00,993 Shampoo, conditioner, dry shampoo. 169 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,197 What the fuck is dry shampoo? 170 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,601 G- afternoon, Jess. 171 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:09,735 Good afternoon, Scott. 172 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,736 Real quick, we do have to pick up one of 173 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,305 Jess's old friends... 174 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:14,140 on the way out of town. 175 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:14,940 Who? 176 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:15,841 Michelle. 177 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:19,045 She's super sweet and unique. 178 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:19,979 And single. Do not do this to him. 179 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,013 Do not do this to him. 180 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:21,580 You have no chance 181 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:22,581 this girl cannot have 182 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,050 chemistry with a brick wall. 183 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,051 Well, I actually happen to think that 184 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,319 Scott is exactly her type. 185 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,789 Okay. I'm just saying, I've known the 186 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,157 girl for, like, five years, and I've 187 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:31,957 never seen her on a date. 188 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:33,359 Okay, well, maybe that's because she 189 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:34,960 hasn't met a guy who can 190 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,561 interpret girl behavior. 191 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:37,363 I mean, you definitely 192 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,331 couldn't on our first date. 193 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:41,634 Okay, you want to talk about our first date? 194 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:42,435 You called me the wrong name. 195 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,036 Oh, I'm surprised you even remember. 196 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,137 You were hammered. 197 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:45,905 What you think I was 198 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:46,806 I was gonna go sober to that? 199 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,709 Wow. You're a real romantic. 200 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:50,676 I mean, I'm just saying, it's, you know, 201 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:53,446 it would be nice to have a little... 202 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,047 Honestly, though, I don't even know how 203 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,450 you survived a first date with this clown. 204 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:58,450 Get the fuck outta here man. 205 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,386 Well, unlike Kyle... 206 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,556 I have a lot of patience. 207 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:05,791 Why would you say I'm not patient? 208 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,426 Dude, what the fuck is taking so long? 209 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:08,961 Jess, what are we-- 210 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,997 Okay. You're totally fine, sweetie. 211 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,131 Take your time. We're not in a hurry. 212 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,233 All right, well... 213 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:16,502 Okay. 214 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,471 Soooo, for your information, 215 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:19,839 Michelle slept in through her alarm 216 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,407 so she's a few minutes behind. 217 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,042 Hmm. 218 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:24,442 There seems to be a lot of that going on this morning. 219 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,978 Huh? 220 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,491 Oh, fuck, Scotty. I'm sorry, buddy. 221 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:39,792 Yes. 222 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:42,995 You're gonna be fine. 223 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,030 I just feel like I'm gonna be a burden. 224 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,599 No way. You're gonna get some fresh air, 225 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,869 lighten up, have some fun for a change. 226 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:51,604 Okay, come on. 227 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,873 Don't make me drag you to that car. 228 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,241 You know I will. 229 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,143 Okay, fine. 230 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,714 Does your boyfriend still hate me? 231 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:03,382 Um... 232 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,284 Look, I know what you 233 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,853 and Katie had was real. 234 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,422 I know. I know. 235 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,226 And I'm not asking you to go, fuck around. 236 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,762 I'm just saying have some fun man. 237 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,197 Just cut loose. 238 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,700 It's been a long time since you've been single. 239 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,703 And frankly, it's been a long time since I've 240 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,305 seen my friend smile. 241 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,307 Just have some fun this weekend. 242 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,142 Okay. 243 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,177 No strings attached, right? 244 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,444 Hey, Michelle. 245 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,416 Michelle, this is Scott. 246 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:40,619 He is incredibly single, and incredibly well-hung. 247 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,922 Just, get in the car. 248 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,024 Of course. Of course. 249 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,692 It's good to see you ladies. 250 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,430 Alrighty. 251 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,732 Everybody good? 252 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:54,900 Sweet. 253 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,202 Let's ride. 254 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,010 You like barbecue? 255 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,412 Yeah, I do. 256 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,981 Good because there will be nothing else on the menu besides it. 257 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:10,449 After you guys. 258 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,351 Okay. 259 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:13,953 Okay. 260 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,123 Pickled okra? 261 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,325 Really? 262 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:20,593 I'm sure they do. 263 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,461 Howdy, y'all! Welcome to the Slick Pig. 264 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:23,762 Have a seat anywhere y'all like. 265 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,163 My name's Bruce, if y'all need anything. 266 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,265 Okay. 267 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:27,833 Um... 268 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:28,934 Works for me. 269 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,202 Cool. 270 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:33,739 I'm gonna use the restroom 271 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,041 real fast, so be right back. 272 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,423 Yeah ummm. I'm gonna take a piss as well. 273 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:57,229 So, Scott. 274 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,232 Yeah? What's up? 275 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,001 I mean, it's none of my business, but 276 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:02,801 it's pretty fucked up 277 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,703 the way Katie left you. 278 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,706 I mean, no note. 279 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,610 No voicemail. No closure. 280 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:12,912 Yeah, well, you know, I'm 281 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,546 sure she had her reasons. 282 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,781 This is... 283 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,251 This is gonna sound weird, but sometimes 284 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,987 I feel like, you know, 285 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,088 she didn't actually... 286 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,757 Leave me. 287 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,293 Hi. I'm Martina, 288 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,028 and I'll be taking care you guys today. 289 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:29,662 How are you? 290 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:31,397 Hi, Martina. We're good. 291 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,032 Uh, we've got two more coming. 292 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,900 No problem. I'm gonna go ahead and get 293 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,268 you four waters while you wait, okay? 294 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:37,670 Thank you so much. 295 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:38,971 Thank you. 296 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,209 I could use me a piece of that. 297 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,477 Yeah, and I could use it right after you finish. 298 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:47,579 Go fuck yourselves! 299 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:48,280 That's good- I'm curious. 300 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:49,748 Do you guys think that's gonna work? 301 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,483 Or do you think you have a shot with 302 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:52,851 anyone other than your cousins? 303 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:53,652 I don't know. I can't tell... 304 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:54,753 Sorry, I don't... I 305 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,087 I didn't quite hear you, friend. 306 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,021 What was that, huh? 307 00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:57,589 Wanna try that again? 308 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,857 Hey! 309 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:00,693 What the hell's going on here? 310 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,294 None of your fucking business, buddy. 311 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,330 You know what? This would probably be a 312 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,130 good opportunity for 313 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,298 you guys to leave, huh? 314 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,432 Fuck you, buddy. 315 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,534 Yup. 316 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,703 Sorry, chief. 317 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:15,908 Motherfucker! 318 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:20,912 Dude, are you kidding me!? 319 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,247 Yes! 320 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,082 Come on! 321 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,583 No, no, no, no, no. 322 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,085 Earl, Junior, I swear. If you backwood bitches 323 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,686 come in my barbecue 324 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,954 and start another fight! 325 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:29,621 You want me to call Buck Benson 326 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:30,289 down here, boss? 327 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:31,857 Yeah, give him a call, Kenny. 328 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,260 Get out of here, before Buck comes down and 329 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,729 sticks it in! 330 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,297 You little bitches! 331 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,198 Come on, guys. Whatever you want. 332 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,132 It's on me. It's on me. 333 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,800 We're celebrating tonight. 334 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,636 We got the karate kid! Let's go! 335 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:45,738 We're celebrating! Get out of here! 336 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,271 We're celebrating. Get out of here! 337 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,106 Fuck you! 338 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:48,741 Let's go. We're ce- 339 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:49,375 Whatever y'all want. 340 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:50,908 Drinks on me, foods on me, let's go. 341 00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,244 We're partying. 342 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,213 We're celebrating. Good job! 343 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,749 What in the fuck was that shit? 344 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:57,750 You let the whole bar just 345 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,385 speed bag your face in there. 346 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,586 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to take point 347 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,654 from the fucking senior. 348 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,255 I'm just a junior motherfucker. 349 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:04,856 What's your excuse? 350 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,290 Huh!? 351 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:06,892 Well, either way, I had glass in my eye. 352 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,059 My good eye! 353 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:08,494 Oh, your good eye? 354 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:09,895 Dude, you ain't had a good eye 355 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,030 since you was 12, boy. 356 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,664 What the fuck are you talking about? 357 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:13,665 Glass in your eye? 358 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,465 Cry me a fucking river. 359 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,135 You said you weren't going to bring up 360 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,102 the firecracker. 361 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:17,870 Is this what you're really 362 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,004 going to come at me with right now? 363 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:19,771 This cry baby 364 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,739 fucking bullshit. 365 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:21,739 Fuck all this shit. 366 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,941 What did pops always say? 367 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,342 We never let a, goddamn city slicker 368 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,378 take a shit on a country boy. 369 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,047 Hey! Asshole! Move out of the way! 370 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,248 Ohhh! Kia Soul! 371 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,584 We got ourselves a city boy! 372 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,285 Fuckin move- 373 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,453 Everyone's taking their goddamn time today. 374 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,022 Yeah, nice going, asshole! 375 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:37,790 Fuck! 376 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,058 Fuck all this shit, man. 377 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,258 Yo, you want to slash all these 378 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,159 motherfuckin' tires? 379 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:41,894 Every single- I'm keying- 380 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:42,528 Every single one of em. 381 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:43,595 these assholes. Alright, I'm down. 382 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:44,229 Every single one. 383 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:45,596 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. 384 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:47,699 Liquor store. Liquor store. 385 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,367 Hell yeah brother, let's get some shooters. 386 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:49,501 Oh, and then we can go home and get the uh- 387 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,235 bolt cutters. 388 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:51,437 Hell yeah, brother. 389 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:53,672 Hey, Michelle. 390 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,041 Hey, ummmm- 391 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,781 you doing okay? 392 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,516 Just part of being a woman, I guess. 393 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,818 Fun, right? 394 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,187 Yeah, fun. 395 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,825 Well, look, if you need anything or, 396 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:13,725 you know, if you just want to 397 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,761 say fuck it and go home, I'm- 398 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,163 more than happy to help. 399 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,566 I appreciate that. 400 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,468 Scotty, I don't want to cock block you buddy, 401 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,770 but we got to hit the road. 402 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,004 Right. 403 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:26,672 Thanks. 404 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,207 Any day now. 405 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,015 Hey y'all, it's Johnny Funky G and WPLN. 406 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,650 The number of mysterious disappearances 407 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,818 surrounding the Old Hickory Woods 408 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,220 continues to rise. 409 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,186 If you have any-- 410 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:44,490 Ooh. Yeah, that. 411 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:45,157 You like this? 412 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:46,592 Oh, I love this. Let's go. 413 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:47,759 Yeah, no, this is good shit, man. You got 414 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:48,494 to play it fucking loud. 415 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:49,862 I had to learn how to read 416 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,229 lips when I started dating him. 417 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,331 What? 418 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,033 I had to learn how to-- 419 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:56,868 Hey! 420 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,568 Excuse you. 421 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,570 What? 422 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,038 I had to learn how to read lips 423 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,243 when I started dating him. 424 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,744 I actually really like metal. 425 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,079 Really? 426 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,314 Yes, a girl with some taste. I love it. 427 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,383 Well, I'm glad you decided to join us. 428 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,684 We're going to have fun. 429 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,086 Is that a fact? 430 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:15,587 We're going to have a 431 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,855 good time, everyone. 432 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,922 Hmm. That's weird. 433 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,757 What? 434 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,125 I mean, they're not in their car, and 435 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:53,759 neither one of them is 436 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:55,794 a camping fanatic, so. 437 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,062 Maybe they just went for a walk? 438 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,631 Nah, because Tiffany hates bugs, and 439 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,533 trees have bugs, and it's the whole thing 440 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,901 I don't think they're walking. 441 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,469 I think that they're 442 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,371 definitely in their car. 443 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:07,773 You think so. 444 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,082 Oh my God. 445 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,719 Great fucking timing. 446 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:24,856 Shit. 447 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,692 You're fucking too much, dude. 448 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,461 Hey man. 449 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,429 What's up, dude? 450 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:31,830 That was a good pop. 451 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:32,965 Yeah. 452 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:34,600 Did you, uh, did you honk the horn? 453 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:35,834 No, it was Jess. 454 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,337 Oh. I was just about to-- 455 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,974 Come on, girl. You totally cut your hair. 456 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,242 Oh, like a little. 457 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,208 It looks so good. 458 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,244 Thank you. 459 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,646 Hey, Michelle. Long time no see. 460 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:48,947 Hey, Tiff. 461 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,250 Uh, actually, it's not Tiff anymore. 462 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,452 It's just Tiffany. 463 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,121 Cool. 464 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:06,531 Excuse me, pigeons. 465 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,233 Can I get a fucking hand here 466 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,268 before I throw my back out? 467 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:12,638 Did Julie come with y'all? 468 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,106 Uh, no. 469 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,342 But that's her car! 470 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:18,810 Eeeeeek! 471 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:22,247 Hi! 472 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,282 Hi bestie! 473 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,181 Oh my god 474 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,284 Awwwww 475 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:27,151 Uh, reporting for duty. 476 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:27,653 yeah- 477 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:28,520 Sir! 478 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:29,254 at ease, at ease, at ease- 479 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:30,855 frickin, clean this thing up man. 480 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:31,757 Heyyyy- 481 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:32,590 Okay, I gotta go help. 482 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:33,457 Okay. 483 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,792 Be right back. 484 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,093 Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here. 485 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:36,827 Oh god, I'm so glad you're here. 486 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:37,561 Eeeeek! 487 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:38,664 My God. 488 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:41,899 Okay, Kyle looks really good. 489 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,503 Oh, yeah. You're definitely gonna throw 490 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,472 your back out carrying these. 491 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:49,708 Yeah. 492 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,043 Well. 493 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,545 Maybe I would. 494 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,478 Maybe I wouldn't. 495 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:54,913 Ope- 496 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:55,579 Ey-Yupe 497 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,014 Hey. 498 00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,182 I almost got him, dude. I almost got him. 499 00:21:58,183 --> 00:21:59,051 Dude, you did. 500 00:21:59,318 --> 00:21:59,951 Okay. Well, you got these. 501 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:00,818 My bags are in my car. Alright? 502 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,253 Cool. 503 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,454 Dick. 504 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,126 Hey. 505 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,494 Hey. 506 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,568 You need some help? 507 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,870 I mean... 508 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:20,672 would you mind? 509 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:21,440 mmm-mm 510 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:22,306 Please? 511 00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:23,041 Yeah- 512 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,242 Thanks. 513 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,477 Good luck. 514 00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:27,512 Yeah. Thanks. 515 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:28,980 I gotta go help Derek. 516 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,083 Uhhh, okay. 517 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:32,351 Hey, Scott. 518 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:34,218 Do you mind getting mine too? 519 00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,520 When you have a second? 520 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:37,589 Um. 521 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:39,724 Yeah, totally. Ummm- 522 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,793 Just let me take care of this first. 523 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,228 Oh, yeah. No problem. Thank you. 524 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,796 Keys are in-the ignition. 525 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:45,997 When you have a second? Thanks. 526 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:48,600 Of course they are. 527 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:06,952 Fuck. 528 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:14,925 So, what are we supposed to do out here 529 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:15,926 these next couple of days? 530 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:19,564 Uh, camp? Explore? 531 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:20,866 There's a lake up here. 532 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:21,766 We can go swimming. 533 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:22,767 Ooh. 534 00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:23,869 We should definitely go swimming. 535 00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:25,537 Tiff, I got that bikini I've been dying to show you. 536 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:27,472 It's a good idea, right? 537 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:28,774 Swim in lake full of fish. 538 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:29,975 That shit. 539 00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:31,376 It's basically a lake full of shit. 540 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:32,043 I don't know. 541 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,311 Ew. 542 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:34,846 Oh my god, you guys. It's fine. 543 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,015 It's a nice lake, with clean water. 544 00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:38,016 Kyle's the only one here 545 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:38,950 that's full of shit. 546 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,684 I don't know about you guys but, 547 00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:41,952 I'm really looking forward to doing some hiking. 548 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:43,188 Me too. 549 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:46,057 I'm also down for some hiking. 550 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,492 As long as I get to stay behind Tiffany, 551 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:48,726 that way I get the best view in the woods. 552 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,431 Baby, that's so sweet. 553 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,033 Aww. That is really sweet. 554 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:55,901 Right? 555 00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:57,769 Gross. 556 00:23:58,036 --> 00:23:59,004 Gross. 557 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,379 You okay, Jess? 558 00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:08,814 Yeah. 559 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,081 I just... 560 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:11,983 I get the feeling things are still kind 561 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,084 of uncomfortable for Michelle. 562 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,086 Come on, Jess, ehh- 563 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,289 she should be over it by now. 564 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:18,089 Yeah, I mean... 565 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,091 I guess, you're probably right. I- 566 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,460 It's fine. 567 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,528 Look, once we all start drinking, 568 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:25,464 no one's going to even care anymore. 569 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,199 Let's catch up to em. 570 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:28,467 Okay. 571 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,208 Ladies and gentlemen, 572 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,276 if I could have your attention, please. 573 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:39,810 For the greater good of this trip, for a 574 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:40,579 fun-filled, 575 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:41,947 nature-filled bonding experience, 576 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,182 I will be taking everyone's cell phones. 577 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,484 I know it's terrible, 578 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:46,718 but I feel like it will 579 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:47,385 boost group morale. 580 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:48,086 If you will. 581 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,956 So Scotty, buddy, if I could start with you man 582 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,592 if you wouldn't mind putting the phone in the bag, sir. 583 00:24:53,892 --> 00:24:54,759 I know you called me on it this morning, 584 00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:58,029 so no attitude would be awesome. 585 00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:58,896 Thanks, chief. I appreciate it. 586 00:24:58,897 --> 00:24:59,798 Yeah. 587 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:01,199 I know. You hate me, but I promise you, 588 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:01,967 it'll be better for the group. 589 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:02,767 If you wouldn't mind, 590 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:03,869 just... I'll take that. 591 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:04,636 Thank you very much, Michelle. 592 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:06,605 We'll get a great kick out of this. 593 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,508 Thank you very much, queen. 594 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:10,709 Jules, if you wouldn't mind... 595 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:12,910 I like that lock screen. 596 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:13,778 Thank you. 597 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:14,779 D-Man, if you wouldn't mind, 598 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,214 putting the phone in the bag, buddy. 599 00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:17,949 I promise you, I won't have to go through any 600 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,252 uh, you know, Instagram ho's. 601 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:21,218 I don't know what you're talking about. 602 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:21,752 Tiffany. 603 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:22,220 No no no- 604 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:22,988 I know. 605 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:23,755 Please. - I'm sorry. 606 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:24,389 I know. It's the worst. 607 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:25,590 But guys, 608 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:27,893 we're nature, right? 609 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:28,960 Let's have some fun. 610 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,095 I'm gonna put these in the car. 611 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,062 It's for the best, it's for- 612 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:32,597 It's for us. 613 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,332 And I promise you, we're gonna have a great weekend. 614 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:35,600 You'll get these back at the end of the trip. 615 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,070 I love you and good night. 616 00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:43,275 Now what are we supposed to do? 617 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,683 Mmm. 618 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,420 So, anybody got a scary story? 619 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:57,455 I do. 620 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:58,723 Anybody? 621 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,157 Hey, you know I do. 622 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,793 Anybody but Kyle. 623 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:03,894 Why don't we want to hear Kyle's story? 624 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:04,930 Thank you. 625 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,666 Cuz it's stupid. And it's about these woods. 626 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,468 Translation, it gives her nightmares. 627 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,470 You tell this story while I'm here, and 628 00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:13,638 you'll be sleeping with me to find out if 629 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:14,738 I have any nightmares. 630 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,140 Okay. 631 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,976 Like, you don't have to listen to it. 632 00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:21,580 I want to hear your story, Kyle. 633 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,381 Thank you. Exactly. 634 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,685 Okay. Fine. Tell your story. I'm going to 635 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:27,718 get my stuff ready for bed. 636 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,521 Jess. Jess. Jess. 637 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:31,590 Could you get my stuff ready too? 638 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:34,092 You're such a fucking asshole. 639 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,597 That's what I'm talking about- 640 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:39,931 I love you. 641 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,100 I think the real reason Jess hates this story, 642 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,936 is because her family lives near these woods. 643 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:45,971 Like people around here, 644 00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:47,339 they believe this shit actually happened. 645 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,410 So you guys want to hear it? 646 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:53,344 Mmm-hmm. 647 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:55,714 Twenty years ago, 648 00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,316 The Wallace family lived right here. 649 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,219 Right in these exact woods. 650 00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:18,870 Can't you get this little bastard to shut up!? 651 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,106 I really wish you 652 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:22,240 wouldn't call him that, James. 653 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:23,441 Why not, Ethel? 654 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,377 He's just some asshole's kid. 655 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:26,845 Why shouldn't I call him names? 656 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:28,879 He ain't ever going to be a Wallace. 657 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,748 He's never done 658 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,282 anything to hurt anybody. Okay. 659 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,351 That's your excuse for everything. 660 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,919 He never hurt anybody. 661 00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:36,987 Well this little fucker cries all the time. 662 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,257 i haven't had a decent night's sleep in weeks. 663 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,926 I'm sorry. Babies cry. Okay. 664 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,663 Yeah, well shit stain here is expensive too 665 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,031 Baby food might as well be made of gold 666 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:46,898 as much as I pay for it. 667 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,201 Okay. You know what? We'll scrape money 668 00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:52,003 together. We always figure it out. 669 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,039 Spoken like a true woman. 670 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,107 Y'all just think money grows on trees. 671 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,776 We live in the goddamn woods. I've never 672 00:27:58,076 --> 00:27:58,809 seen a fucking money tree. 673 00:27:58,810 --> 00:27:59,711 Okay, and you know what? 674 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:01,346 I'll go get a job in town. Okay? 675 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,515 Great. You get to go out whoring. 676 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:04,548 While I gotta raise this little bastard. 677 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:05,283 uh ok- 678 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:06,551 I never cheated on you, okay? 679 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:09,688 I was raped. 680 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,125 No baby, it's okay. 681 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:18,063 We should have buried this ugly bastard in the woods. 682 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,197 Listening to you bitch and moan about a dead kid 683 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,299 would be a helluva lot better 684 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,667 than listening to this shit stain. 685 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:25,070 He's just an innocent little baby boy. 686 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,072 Who never hurt anybody! 687 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:29,574 Never hurt anybody, my ass. 688 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:30,809 I got to raise this little bastard 689 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,610 because he never hurt anybody. 690 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,646 No, no. You're going to raise him- 691 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,750 because I love him. And you love me. 692 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,587 You do love me, right? 693 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,690 Daddy, I just saw a monster in my closet 694 00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:46,924 and it's giving me nightmares. 695 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:47,926 Can you get it to go away? 696 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,061 Daisy, how many times do I got to tell you? 697 00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:51,196 Monsters aren't real. 698 00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:53,832 It's okay, sweetheart. I can come up and help you, 699 00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:55,100 with the monster. 700 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:57,535 No, I want Daddy to do it. 701 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,138 You know what, honey? 702 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,407 Daddy and I are having an 703 00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:05,210 adult conversation, so do you think maybe 704 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,344 tonight you can sleep on your own? 705 00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:09,647 Nah, nah. I'll do it. 706 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:11,216 I'll come scare the monsters away. 707 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:12,016 You go on back to bed. 708 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,752 I'll be right behind you. 709 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,754 Good night, Dawson. 710 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:17,188 It's going to be okay. 711 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:19,624 Good night, Daisy. 712 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:22,192 Oh my! 713 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,030 Don't you ever! 714 00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:28,566 Contradict me infront of my daughter! 715 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,769 She's the only kid I have! 716 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,777 Now clean all this up! 717 00:29:39,577 --> 00:29:40,545 Have me a fresh drink when I get back. 718 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:42,514 Daddy's coming, sweetie. 719 00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:55,026 Supposedly Ethel Wallace, had killed her husband, James. 720 00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:57,529 and then cut her fucking neck, because she couldn't live 721 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,030 with what she'd done. 722 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:01,365 God, that's so fucked. 723 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,534 Yeah. 724 00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:04,702 Well, what happened to Daisy, Kyle? 725 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,338 They found Daisy walking down the highway, 726 00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:09,908 and they checked her into the Old Hickory Mental Institution, 727 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:10,809 I think she's still there. 728 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:11,943 What about the baby? 729 00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:13,478 Well, that's the thing, right? 730 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,613 They never found the baby. 731 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:17,916 And there's no records that Miss Wallace 732 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,517 ever had another child. 733 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:24,721 It's like this... this story Daisy concocted to- 734 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:26,424 to cope with whatever happened. 735 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,927 It's a spooky story, Kyle. 736 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,461 It is spooky. 737 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,031 And it gets even spookier. 738 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,000 People that come out to these woods... 739 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:38,001 they disappear. 740 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,205 Just like that. 741 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,107 It's like there's something out here. 742 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:44,642 There's rumors that the 743 00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:47,111 baby brother, he never left. 744 00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:50,748 That there's this like feral version of 745 00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,217 himself, stalking these 746 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,319 woods, living off of whatever... 747 00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:58,223 Or whoever he can get his hands on. 748 00:30:58,857 --> 00:30:59,389 BOOGADY BOOGADY BOOGADY! 749 00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:01,358 WHAT'RE YOU KIDS DOING IN MY WOODS!? 750 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,396 You- 751 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:06,965 fucking idiot! Dude, 752 00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:08,333 I coulda killed you! 753 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:11,469 Moron! 754 00:31:12,303 --> 00:31:12,804 Ooooo 755 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:13,437 Huh Uhhh 756 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:13,872 Ahhh 757 00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:14,405 Ahhhhhh 758 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:15,240 Is everyone okay? 759 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,507 Fucking Moron, 760 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:17,976 he popped and scared all of us. 761 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:18,942 Fucking Moron. He popped out and... 762 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:20,311 Shut up. 763 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,212 Oh my God, man. 764 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,112 Who the fuck 765 00:31:22,113 --> 00:31:22,679 invited fucking- 766 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,213 Ewwwww 767 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:23,747 Michelle. 768 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,317 Oh man, Kyle, that was so fucking funny dude, 769 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,184 that have could not have gone better. 770 00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:27,851 Holy shit. 771 00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:28,419 Ahh HAHA 772 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:28,987 Wooo! 773 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:29,787 Woah. 774 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,155 Glad you can join us. 775 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:32,223 Yeah, you know me, baby. I'm here ta- 776 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:35,360 wine, dine, 69, and maybe 777 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:36,628 break some hearts while I'm at it, huh? 778 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:37,695 What do we say, fellas? 779 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:40,731 Well, man, you are just a tad bit too 780 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,333 late because... 781 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,235 I just grabbed the last beer. 782 00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:47,005 We severely underestimated. 783 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,775 Uh, but, you're welcome to some s'mores. 784 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:52,377 A s'more? 785 00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,613 A fucking s'more? 786 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,482 I just see you guys, raw-dogging marshmallows 787 00:31:57,882 --> 00:31:58,448 I don't even see any crackers around here. 788 00:31:58,449 --> 00:31:59,183 A s'more? 789 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:01,719 Girl, what I want, is some more booze. 790 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:04,822 But uh, you know, I'll settle for some boobs, huh? 791 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:05,490 How's it going? 792 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,025 Brandon, nice to meet you. 793 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,825 Alright. Well uhhh... 794 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:09,928 Julie's... 795 00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:10,929 preoccupied. 796 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,665 But uh, Michelle's single. 797 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,800 I'd rather be dead. 798 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:17,635 Jesus Christ, okay. 799 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,037 Uh... 800 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:20,872 That's everybody? 801 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:21,940 That's seriously everyone? 802 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,408 Are you fucking s- Kyle! 803 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,310 You invited me to a party in the woods, man. 804 00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:26,644 When you said a party in the woods, 805 00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:28,746 I pictured enough booze to drown in. 806 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:30,415 You know, some weed, some kush, some gas, 807 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:32,317 some ecstasy maybe, and 808 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:33,685 like at least... 809 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,553 Three strippers! 810 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,422 Dude it's, a party in the woods, 811 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:38,522 not a rave in Miami. 812 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,590 Yeah. 813 00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,392 Well why, did I bring these? 814 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:42,927 You really broke my heart 815 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,529 with this one, Kyle. 816 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:45,830 What the fuck? 817 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,899 You know what? Fuck this. 818 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:48,700 The vibes cooked, 819 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,601 and you dorks are the chefs. 820 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,503 Thanks for nothing and uh... 821 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,772 enjoy your miserable lives dorks. 822 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:58,076 Hey, Brandon. Uh, while you're out, can you 823 00:32:58,376 --> 00:32:59,077 pick up some Jello shots? 824 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:00,678 Hey, Tiffany? 825 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:01,645 Can you uh, 826 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,346 get rotated? 827 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,247 Idiot. 828 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:05,416 Loser! 829 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:06,317 What does that mean? 830 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:07,919 Bye, Brandon. 831 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,800 Fucking Kyle, man. 832 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:24,802 and his lame ass woods party. 833 00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,372 You could be fucking Michelle man... 834 00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:29,340 Nice going asshole... 835 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,710 Ahh, she's just so fucking hot, though. 836 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:37,448 Shit. 837 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:38,483 Fuck. 838 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:39,917 Get lost in the woods. 839 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:41,953 Wander off and get lost in the woods. 840 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,321 Classic, Brandon. Nice move, man. 841 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,125 Fuck. Alright. 842 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:48,493 Which way? 843 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:49,394 Left? 844 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:50,661 Or right? 845 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,932 Left? orrrr Right? 846 00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:02,473 Left it is. 847 00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,677 Ahhh I'm fucking done with the woods man. 848 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,112 Get me the hell out of here! 849 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:12,784 Oh. 850 00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:14,619 Holy shit. 851 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:16,687 Hello? 852 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,556 Huh. 853 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:19,891 Uh... 854 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,329 Anybody in here? 855 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,533 I'm, uh... 856 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:30,935 I'm looking for, uh... 857 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:32,937 the gift shop. 858 00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:35,406 Or... 859 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,442 I don't know, maybe a strip club. 860 00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:40,445 Hello? 861 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,183 Sorry to bother you. I, uh... 862 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:46,049 I come in peace. 863 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:47,819 You know? 864 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:51,922 I'm coming in. 865 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:52,390 Oh! 866 00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:53,291 PFFFF! 867 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:55,660 Oh my God. 868 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,231 Woah! 869 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:01,899 Big spider. 870 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,568 Uh... 871 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,003 Anybody in here? 872 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:07,571 I'm not just trying to barge into your house- 873 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,806 I just... 874 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,209 need some direction. 875 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,219 Fuck, no! 876 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,452 No! Please! 877 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,388 Please!!! 878 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:37,367 Mommy! 879 00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:39,003 Ahhh!!! 880 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:18,776 Hey, guys. Let's do better about putting 881 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:19,810 this fire out before we go to bed, huh? 882 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,749 Good morning, what's up boss man? 883 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:29,187 Dude I cannot catch a single fucking fish out there. 884 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:32,190 At least there's no fish shit in it either. 885 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:34,624 Probably has something to do with the fact that 886 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,427 you're using the wrong bait. 887 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,130 Kudos to you for getting up this morning and going fishing. 888 00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:40,765 If you would have caught something, 889 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,000 we gotta figure out how to flay it, so. 890 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:44,769 Flaying a fish isn't that bad. 891 00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:45,536 It's gutting a deer that 892 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,305 takes a little bit of skill. 893 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:48,573 Can we please stop talking 894 00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:50,408 about gutting and flaying things? 895 00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:54,946 Hey, Tiff, don't forget about all the 896 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:56,581 fish shit you have to clean off, though. 897 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,416 Don't call me Tiff. 898 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,820 Morning, Julie. How'd you sleep? 899 00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:05,790 Kyle's story last night gave 900 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,059 me some interesting dreams. 901 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:10,494 Nothing really, scary though. 902 00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:12,330 So, did Brandon with her come back? 903 00:37:12,663 --> 00:37:13,631 Hell no. 904 00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:15,933 Nah, knowing him, he probably went to a 905 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,768 strip club and he's still there. 906 00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:19,870 So, what are we doing today? 907 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,072 Uh, anything you want, really. 908 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:22,506 I think some of us are gonna 909 00:37:22,873 --> 00:37:23,641 go swimming, if you wanna come? 910 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,779 Yeah, I think I'll just go for a walk. 911 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,481 It's really beautiful out here. 912 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,083 Except for the bugs. 913 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,752 Well, I think that we're gonna get 914 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,921 started on that swimming idea. 915 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,723 I'll come with you guys. 916 00:37:41,225 --> 00:37:42,860 Kyle, are you gonna come? 917 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,062 Uh, yeah, in a bit. 918 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,232 Okay. I'll see you there. 919 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,969 Alright, see ya. 920 00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:03,914 I saw you last night. 921 00:38:06,684 --> 00:38:08,886 Okay. I saw you too. 922 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,389 Oh, don't play stupid. 923 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:12,657 I saw you with Julie. 924 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:13,958 With... Okay. 925 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,127 I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. 926 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,161 Because if there's anything 927 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:18,162 that jumps out of the woods, 928 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,631 I won't protect any other girls except... 929 00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:21,666 Jess, hold on. Wait. I'm not... 930 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,467 Jess! 931 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,474 So, uh... 932 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,577 You really think you're gonna go for a 933 00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:34,945 walk instead of swimming? 934 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,115 Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be real tense 935 00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:40,551 with Jessica, Kyle, and Julie, 936 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:43,421 all in the same place. Add bikinis? 937 00:38:43,754 --> 00:38:44,622 Yeah. 938 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:45,756 I think I'd rather just 939 00:38:46,223 --> 00:38:48,025 take a walk alone. Thank you. 940 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,394 I get it. Totally fair. 941 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,563 Uh, do you want company? 942 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:55,498 I'm good. Thank you. 943 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:56,233 Sure. 944 00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,336 Yeah, this is all very over-simulating to me 945 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,805 so I would rather just be by myself. 946 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,506 Alright. I get it. Cool. 947 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:03,741 Well, um... Have a good time. 948 00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:06,911 You know where we'll be. 949 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:08,679 Okay. 950 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:11,549 Yeah. I'll just, um... 951 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,458 In "Much Ado About Nothing" Beatrice calls 952 00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:21,558 the Devil an old cuckold. 953 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:21,992 Oh, SHIT! 954 00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:23,461 The fuck are we doing? 955 00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:24,028 Woah! 956 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:24,895 What are we doing? 957 00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:25,629 Y'all are illiterate. 958 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:26,931 That's why you should be wearing a seatbelt. 959 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,268 What are we doing? You'll find out. 960 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:32,103 Ahhh Haaa 961 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,137 Fucking answer! 962 00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:38,242 Fucking cocksucker. 963 00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,010 Shut the fuck up, Junior. 964 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:41,612 Bitch what? What? 965 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:46,282 Hey, we're getting out? 966 00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:46,817 Yeah. 967 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:47,585 Shit. 968 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:48,219 Help me Bobby. 969 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:48,853 Can I carry you? 970 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:49,387 Yeah. 971 00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:50,020 Ooooo 972 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:50,654 Yeahooooo! 973 00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:51,222 Wooo! 974 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:53,657 Ain't this the truck from the Slick Pig yesterday? 975 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:55,860 Must belong to them big mouth city fuckers. 976 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,028 Ahhh yeah man. Fuck those guys! 977 00:39:58,429 --> 00:39:59,730 Hey, yo, they did have some pretty hot 978 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:00,498 tail on them, though. 979 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,333 I'm sure they're probably out here camping. 980 00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:04,101 H-huh huhhh man. 981 00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:04,668 Hey, dude- 982 00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:05,503 it must be our lucky day. 983 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,036 I'm a- I'm gonna give you a 984 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,105 scratch-off when we get back into town. 985 00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:08,938 Hey, look, look... 986 00:40:08,939 --> 00:40:09,340 Mhmmm. 987 00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:11,142 I bet you a cold one later. 988 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,143 They're somewhere out here close. 989 00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,311 What are we gonna do if we find em? 990 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:16,046 Well, these woods are supposed to be haunted 991 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:16,647 so let's go get them 992 00:40:17,381 --> 00:40:17,881 something to be scared of. 993 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:19,216 Straight up, brother. 994 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:20,518 Let's fucking do it. 995 00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:21,318 Should be pretty easy 996 00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:22,352 to snag one of em up. 997 00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:23,319 Mmmm . 998 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,155 What about the chicks? 999 00:40:24,488 --> 00:40:25,289 Well Bobby Joe and Sherry, 1000 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,323 they could take care of the chicks. 1001 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:27,557 Ain't that right, girls? 1002 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:28,392 Uh, I think Bobby Joe 1003 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:29,793 could do it all by herself. 1004 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,062 Mm-mm. 1005 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:34,432 Yeah, we gotta get a pride flag up on the fuckin- 1006 00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:35,065 up on the truck, brother. 1007 00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:35,800 You know I could. 1008 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:36,500 I know. 1009 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:37,301 You know I could! Hey! 1010 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:38,035 HEY HEY HEY! 1011 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:38,669 Hey, easy bitch! 1012 00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:39,336 You know I could! 1013 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:39,904 All right. 1014 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:41,272 Fuck off. 1015 00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:42,440 Why you never kiss me like that, Earl? 1016 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:42,940 Huh? 1017 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:44,708 You never kissed me like that. 1018 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:45,910 I would kiss you like that if you didn't 1019 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:47,144 smell like fucking beer. 1020 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,179 I love fucking beer. 1021 00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:49,680 Shit. is that mine or yours? 1022 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:03,694 Hey, babe. 1023 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:08,566 I bet you'd love to do 1024 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,301 some skinny dipping, huh? 1025 00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:13,737 You mean like this? 1026 00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:19,276 Not happening. 1027 00:41:20,177 --> 00:41:21,479 Aw, come on, Tiff. 1028 00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,247 Don't call me Tiff. 1029 00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:27,952 I don't mind skinny dipping. 1030 00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:29,220 It's what being one with 1031 00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:30,855 nature is all about, right? 1032 00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:32,990 I couldn't agree more. 1033 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,226 You're really gonna do it? 1034 00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:38,095 Sure. Why not? 1035 00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:39,063 Hey, Kyle. 1036 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,197 Julie's going skinny dipping! 1037 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,432 Oh, fuck. 1038 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,300 Wait, no. 1039 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:45,235 No, no, no, babe. 1040 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:46,070 Come on. 1041 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:47,171 You gotta come back out 1042 00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:48,739 and do it again, please. 1043 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,074 Sorry, babe. 1044 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:51,909 Hey, Julie. 1045 00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:53,511 It's not actually skinny 1046 00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,980 dipping unless you're fully naked. 1047 00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:57,882 Okay, then. 1048 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:05,523 Well, I don't know about y'all, but I'm 1049 00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:07,258 not that comfortable. 1050 00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:09,260 But at least I know I 1051 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:10,093 look good in this bikini. 1052 00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:12,463 Damn straight you do. 1053 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,583 Y'all, look at Earl walk. 1054 00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:35,418 Gotta kick in his ass. 1055 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,022 That's pretty good. 1056 00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:39,389 Would y'all shut the fuck up. 1057 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:40,623 I'm bored. 1058 00:42:40,624 --> 00:42:41,191 Shut up. 1059 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:41,859 I wanna go home. 1060 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:42,660 Keep moving. 1061 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:43,294 Ahh fuck come on, man. 1062 00:42:43,627 --> 00:42:44,027 This place sucks- 1063 00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:44,461 ASS! 1064 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:45,162 Would you- 1065 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:45,930 Shut the fuck up Junior! 1066 00:42:46,363 --> 00:42:46,664 Shut the fuck up Junior! 1067 00:42:47,031 --> 00:42:47,565 Shut the fuck up! 1068 00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:48,132 We ain't going back 1069 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:49,133 Gimme that fuckin hat! 1070 00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:51,168 until we find these motherfuckers 1071 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:52,036 and teach em a lesson! 1072 00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:53,269 Yeah, I wanna see the fuckers 1073 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,537 who beat my cuck's ass. 1074 00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:56,073 They didn't beat my ass, Sherry! 1075 00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:57,775 That ain't what we heard. 1076 00:42:58,008 --> 00:42:58,442 Besides, if you don't 1077 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,010 want me hanging up on you, 1078 00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:01,010 I know someone who does. 1079 00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:01,679 Hell, yeah. 1080 00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:04,214 Would you look at these two? 1081 00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:05,282 Yeah, I'm looking. 1082 00:43:05,783 --> 00:43:06,317 Can you keep your tongue 1083 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:07,952 out of her mouth for two hours 1084 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,587 so we can go find these motherfuckers? 1085 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,055 Fuck you, Earl. 1086 00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:12,222 Go fist yourself. 1087 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:13,557 Why are you always talking about fisting? 1088 00:43:14,191 --> 00:43:14,959 Don't be a fucking prude. Cuz I like to fist. 1089 00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,293 Yeah, don't be a prude, Earl. 1090 00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:17,927 Shut the fuck up. 1091 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:18,562 Why? 1092 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,296 Shut the fuck up. I can't belive you. 1093 00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:20,965 Jesus, I was on your side on that one. 1094 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:21,966 I thought we were fucking cool. 1095 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:23,067 No one likes you. 1096 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:23,733 No, none of us are cool with you. 1097 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:24,201 Why? 1098 00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:25,235 Man, all you do is complain. 1099 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:25,936 I'm bored. 1100 00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,237 Shut up. 1101 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:34,211 Hey. 1102 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:35,512 Hey. 1103 00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:38,515 Hey, guess who I just um- 1104 00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,116 ran into on the trail? 1105 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,051 Who? 1106 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,486 Those guys from the restaurant. 1107 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:43,954 Oh, God. Um- 1108 00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:44,755 Are you all right? 1109 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:46,256 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 1110 00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:47,091 I mean, they didn't see 1111 00:43:47,691 --> 00:43:48,993 me and I didn't like stay. 1112 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,160 It sounded like they were leaving 1113 00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:51,628 but I uh, I don't know. 1114 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,630 Okay. 1115 00:43:52,997 --> 00:43:53,496 Well lets hope they do. 1116 00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:54,264 I mean, 1117 00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,367 it's the thing we need right now. 1118 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,002 Well, if they do, Scott and I 1119 00:43:58,335 --> 00:43:59,103 can always uh, 1120 00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:01,372 Kick their ass. 1121 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,041 How does that go again? 1122 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:05,976 Are you giving me an attitude? 1123 00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:07,277 Listen, Mr. Champion, you're not the only 1124 00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:08,345 one who knows about boxing. 1125 00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:09,380 Come over here and show me a thing or two. 1126 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:09,947 Come over there? 1127 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:10,481 Yeah. 1128 00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:11,748 Come over here, motherfucker. 1129 00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:12,583 What's up? 1130 00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:13,283 I'm not scared of you. 1131 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:14,785 I- I don't know. 1132 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,186 Ope- 1133 00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:17,921 Giv me- 1134 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:18,622 Hit me with anothe one. 1135 00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:19,723 I got you. 1136 00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,092 Are you really going to eat those off the ground? 1137 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:24,662 Five second rule. 1138 00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:27,364 They're clean enough. 1139 00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:32,302 There ya go. 1140 00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:33,537 Thank you. 1141 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:36,206 All right, boys and girls, it has been 1142 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,574 brought to my attention 1143 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,043 that we need- 1144 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:40,844 a group activity. 1145 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,181 So I suggest, we do some hide and seek. 1146 00:44:45,082 --> 00:44:46,950 Boo. 1147 00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:48,318 Boring. 1148 00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:49,720 All right. 1149 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,489 Uh, with the added motivation for some of you... 1150 00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:56,160 We'll toss some truth or dare into the mix. 1151 00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:57,226 Still boring,. 1152 00:44:57,227 --> 00:44:57,761 Nahhh. 1153 00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:58,662 Fine. 1154 00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:00,330 Uh, to spice things up- 1155 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,566 We will... 1156 00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:06,070 If you're caught, the dare is to whip out 1157 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,337 your titties or your dick. 1158 00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:09,406 All right. 1159 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:10,874 I'm listening. 1160 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:14,344 Um Jess, I uh thought you were 1161 00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:16,980 uncomfortable showing your tits. 1162 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,149 Mmm-maybe you just inspired me, Julie. 1163 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:20,350 I'm it. 1164 00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:21,985 So who wants to be it? 1165 00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:23,253 Me. 1166 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:24,855 Jess, me. 1167 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:25,688 Come on. 1168 00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:26,090 Oh, God. 1169 00:45:26,423 --> 00:45:26,724 Come on. 1170 00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:27,423 Make it me. 1171 00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:28,257 Me. 1172 00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:28,792 All right, Derek's it. 1173 00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:29,626 Yes! 1174 00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:30,928 I'm going to see all 1175 00:45:32,129 --> 00:45:33,764 your titties tonight. 1176 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:37,968 If you find us. 1177 00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:39,470 I just found Tiffany. 1178 00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,741 Okay, well, we haven't started yet. 1179 00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:45,109 Come on. 1180 00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:46,876 Okay, so how do we know when we're 1181 00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:47,711 supposed to come back? 1182 00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:49,379 How about you just 1183 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,048 scream when you've been found? 1184 00:45:52,883 --> 00:45:53,751 I like that. 1185 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:54,852 We cool? 1186 00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:56,019 Yeah. 1187 00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:58,355 All right, Derek, on the count 1188 00:45:58,622 --> 00:45:59,489 of 30, you start your hunting. 1189 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,557 Alright. 1190 00:46:02,059 --> 00:46:02,926 1, 2, 3, 4 1191 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:04,127 Uhhh we haven't started yet. 1192 00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:04,862 Slow down. 1193 00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:05,996 and add a Mississippi or 1194 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:07,463 something between those numbers. 1195 00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:08,098 Okay, okay. 1196 00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:09,633 Ok... 1197 00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:12,369 You've all been warned. 1198 00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:14,805 On the count of three. 1199 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:15,738 Three. 1200 00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:16,240 Oh, shit. 1201 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:16,874 One Mississippi, 1202 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:18,475 Two big old titties. 1203 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:19,510 Who hit me with a marshmallow? 1204 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:20,643 Three Mississippi, 1205 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:23,013 Four boobs. 1206 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,082 This is fucking stupid. 1207 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:26,950 Five, 1208 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:29,119 Six tatas. 1209 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:04,888 I'm coming. 1210 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:06,823 And I'm ready to see boobs. 1211 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:07,291 Un-uh. 1212 00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:08,057 Un-uh. 1213 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:12,462 You don't think they'd 1214 00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:13,831 actually be in there, do ya? 1215 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:14,531 Well, they might be. 1216 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:15,699 They weren't anywhere else. 1217 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,434 There's only one way we could find out. 1218 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:18,302 Oh, my God. 1219 00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:20,204 Is this actually fucking worth it, Earl? 1220 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:21,471 I think it's worth it. 1221 00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:24,308 I could be on my back, legs 1222 00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:25,475 in the air for you right now. 1223 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:26,810 And we're doing this shit. 1224 00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:28,478 Stop questioning me. 1225 00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:29,947 J.R., Junior, whatever the fuck your name is? 1226 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:30,914 I'm your brother, you fuck-head, it's Junior. 1227 00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:31,181 I don't care. 1228 00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:32,182 God damn it. 1229 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,382 You'll go wherever I tell you to go. 1230 00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:33,851 I'm going round back. 1231 00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:34,818 Go around back. 1232 00:47:35,085 --> 00:47:35,419 I'll go around back. 1233 00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:36,986 Go back and check then. 1234 00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,689 Cuz I fucking wanted to, not cuz you told me. 1235 00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:40,791 Not cuz you told me, bitch! 1236 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:42,492 So glad he's fucking gone. 1237 00:47:42,826 --> 00:47:43,793 Now what the hell are we supposed to do? 1238 00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:44,328 What are we supposed to do? 1239 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:45,062 I don't know. 1240 00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:47,631 If they get by us, kick them in the dick, 1241 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:48,866 beat them with some sticks. 1242 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,968 Do something, get creative. 1243 00:47:53,136 --> 00:47:54,905 You always were a brain man. 1244 00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:00,611 Not right now. 1245 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:02,980 It's not fun when he's not here. 1246 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,948 Go back out there, Junior. 1247 00:48:05,249 --> 00:48:06,149 Fuck you, motherfucker. 1248 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:07,484 You ever been in nature before? 1249 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:08,252 This shit sucks. 1250 00:48:09,086 --> 00:48:11,355 I'm getting acorns thrown at me and shit. 1251 00:48:11,655 --> 00:48:12,154 Bugs all over my 1252 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:13,824 fucking ear, man. 1253 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,692 God, fuuuuuck. 1254 00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:18,929 Well... 1255 00:48:19,796 --> 00:48:21,231 I'm here, asshole. 1256 00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:22,599 Guess what? 1257 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,001 They ain't. 1258 00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:30,707 Ooh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1259 00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:33,677 It must be my lucky day. 1260 00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:36,813 Fuck. 1261 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:05,409 Oh I got you now, 1262 00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:07,444 you big-mouthed city fucker. 1263 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:33,103 You know, Earl says I give the best head. 1264 00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:34,338 He just doesn't want to 1265 00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:35,338 know how I got that good. 1266 00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:39,542 Don't you go getting me wet, 1267 00:49:39,543 --> 00:49:41,345 thinking about the nasty. 1268 00:49:42,779 --> 00:49:43,613 Well you know, 1269 00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:44,815 if they're in there fucking around, 1270 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,850 you can be out here fucking around. 1271 00:49:47,851 --> 00:49:48,585 Mm. 1272 00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:34,598 Ah. 1273 00:50:35,265 --> 00:50:36,366 Fuck. 1274 00:50:57,954 --> 00:50:58,388 Jesus. 1275 00:50:58,622 --> 00:50:59,322 Whoa, slow down. 1276 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:00,657 It's not worth getting hurt over hide and- 1277 00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:01,758 Shut up, shut up. 1278 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:02,658 I just heard something. 1279 00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:03,760 What? 1280 00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:06,196 I don't hear anything. 1281 00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:08,331 It's nothing. 1282 00:51:08,832 --> 00:51:10,100 You probably heard a raccoon, 1283 00:51:10,867 --> 00:51:12,169 or one of the others hiding, 1284 00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:15,806 or it doesn't matter because I dare you 1285 00:51:16,106 --> 00:51:17,774 to show me your tits. 1286 00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:25,916 Truth it is, um... 1287 00:51:28,852 --> 00:51:30,387 You gonna sleep with Scott tonight? 1288 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,124 Go fuck yourself. 1289 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,497 I'll take that as a yes. 1290 00:51:55,011 --> 00:51:55,979 She's it. 1291 00:51:58,014 --> 00:51:59,015 Tits? 1292 00:51:59,382 --> 00:51:59,850 No tits. 1293 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:01,685 You wanna know why 1294 00:52:02,385 --> 00:52:03,153 I didn't show him my tits? 1295 00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:06,623 Cuz you have pepperoni nips? 1296 00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:10,961 One Mississippi. 1297 00:52:11,661 --> 00:52:13,096 Two Mississippi. 1298 00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:14,764 Three Mississippi! 1299 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,766 Four Mississippi. 1300 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,438 Five, Kyle's tiny little dick! 1301 00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:23,473 Six. 1302 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,209 Uh, big old titties. 1303 00:52:26,776 --> 00:52:27,744 Seven. 1304 00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:31,214 I fucking hate this game. 1305 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,289 Oh! 1306 00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:13,222 Sorry. 1307 00:53:14,558 --> 00:53:15,292 Sorry. 1308 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:17,060 Um, I don't have my stick. 1309 00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:19,062 Sorry, Michelle. 1310 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:20,030 Hey. 1311 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:21,331 Hey. 1312 00:53:24,668 --> 00:53:25,835 Truth or dare? 1313 00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,607 Um, truth. 1314 00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:33,810 Why are you so nice to me? 1315 00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:36,213 What do you mean? 1316 00:53:37,747 --> 00:53:39,382 Well, I mean, like, you have gone out of 1317 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:40,483 your way to talk to me 1318 00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:41,585 and hang out with me when 1319 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:42,852 the others are out, like, 1320 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:45,355 having fun or whatever. 1321 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:46,923 Come on, you make it sound like 1322 00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:48,758 talking to you isn't fun. 1323 00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:51,761 You know what I mean. 1324 00:53:54,664 --> 00:53:56,366 Did you think anyone lives there? 1325 00:54:00,337 --> 00:54:03,740 I think they moved out several years ago. 1326 00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:05,508 There's something kind of peaceful 1327 00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:06,710 about it, though. 1328 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,111 You think, you think that's peaceful? 1329 00:54:09,312 --> 00:54:10,981 I mean, yeah, but 1330 00:54:11,348 --> 00:54:13,783 imagine it during the day. 1331 00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:17,087 I mean, maybe a fresh coat of paint. 1332 00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:18,588 New shutters. 1333 00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:20,289 New roof, maybe. 1334 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:20,724 Okay- 1335 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:21,725 Like less critters. 1336 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,227 Okay, okay. I get it. 1337 00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:28,999 Betcha it's real homey out here with no one 1338 00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:30,467 to bother you, though. 1339 00:54:35,872 --> 00:54:36,906 Yeah, I don't know. 1340 00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:41,177 In reality, it's creepy as hell. 1341 00:54:42,512 --> 00:54:43,146 Hmm. 1342 00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:43,747 Jesus! 1343 00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:44,514 God. 1344 00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:45,482 Hey, guys. 1345 00:54:46,082 --> 00:54:46,483 You were that close 1346 00:54:46,983 --> 00:54:47,650 from getting a black eye. 1347 00:54:47,651 --> 00:54:48,718 Whyyy would you do that? 1348 00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,086 I mean, it didn't look like you guys were 1349 00:54:50,387 --> 00:54:52,021 about to fall into each other's arms and... 1350 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:53,657 fuck, so... 1351 00:54:54,224 --> 00:54:55,859 I thought I'd remind you that 1352 00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:57,394 we're playing hide and seek. 1353 00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:58,995 Did you uh, get to see his dick? 1354 00:55:01,598 --> 00:55:02,632 You had to like go out of your way 1355 00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:03,866 and scare us. Why? 1356 00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:04,668 Hmm? 1357 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:06,069 I don't know, Michelle. 1358 00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:08,672 With the first coat of paint... 1359 00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,005 Some new shutters. 1360 00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:11,274 God, you're stupid. 1361 00:55:11,675 --> 00:55:12,676 Ow! What was that for? 1362 00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:15,045 Shit. 1363 00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:19,749 So, do you think it's true? 1364 00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:23,119 Are uh, shrimp actually bugs? 1365 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:26,423 No. Shrimp are like, fish. 1366 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,426 Hmm, interesting. 1367 00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:33,697 So, who's it? 1368 00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:36,032 I am. 1369 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:39,336 Wait a minute. 1370 00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:40,704 Where's Kyle and Julie? 1371 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:42,939 Maybe they didn't hear me scream, 1372 00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,341 we were pretty far away. 1373 00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:47,043 No, Kyle's probably planning to pop out 1374 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:47,977 and scare one of us. 1375 00:55:48,545 --> 00:55:50,246 Let's just get another round going. 1376 00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:52,182 I second that. 1377 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,083 Are you sure? 1378 00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:54,351 Oh, absolutely. 1379 00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:56,820 He's probably hiding in that house. 1380 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,321 I mean, it was the 1381 00:55:58,555 --> 00:55:59,389 best place to hide, right? 1382 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,458 What house? 1383 00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:05,362 Scott and Michelle's new love nest. 1384 00:56:07,997 --> 00:56:10,099 You're such an asshole, you know that? 1385 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:10,800 Yeah. 1386 00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,001 An asshole that got 1387 00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:13,269 jipped out of seeing your peps. 1388 00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:16,239 I'm gonna fuck you up right now. 1389 00:56:16,473 --> 00:56:17,106 Woah, woah, woah. 1390 00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:18,274 Okay, okay. 1391 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,643 Okay, so ummm, who is it again? 1392 00:56:21,277 --> 00:56:24,180 Well, it's Scott, but I was wondering, 1393 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:25,749 could I take your turn? 1394 00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:29,953 Please, take my turn. 1395 00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:31,354 Alright, great. 1396 00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:32,489 So... 1397 00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:34,391 whoever I catch first 1398 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,659 gets to make me breakfast. 1399 00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:40,697 Alright? 1400 00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:42,399 Cool. 1401 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:43,700 Cool. 1402 00:56:45,635 --> 00:56:46,603 One. 1403 00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:48,004 Two. 1404 00:56:48,605 --> 00:56:49,706 Three. 1405 00:56:50,273 --> 00:56:51,241 Four. 1406 00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:52,642 Five. 1407 00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:54,244 Six. 1408 00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:55,512 Seven. 1409 00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:56,946 Eight. 1410 00:56:57,313 --> 00:56:58,515 Nine. 1411 00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:00,150 Ten. 1412 00:57:01,651 --> 00:57:03,153 Twenty. 1413 00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:04,687 Twenty One. 1414 00:57:04,954 --> 00:57:06,022 Twenty Two. 1415 00:57:06,523 --> 00:57:08,024 Twenty Three. 1416 00:57:08,358 --> 00:57:09,692 Twenty Four. 1417 00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:12,028 Twenty Five. 1418 00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,430 Twenty Six. 1419 00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:14,898 Twenty Seven. 1420 00:57:15,231 --> 00:57:16,699 Twenty Eight. 1421 00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:18,134 Twenty Nine. 1422 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,369 Thirty! 1423 00:57:19,969 --> 00:57:22,872 Ready or not, here I come! 1424 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:26,910 Help! 1425 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:28,411 Help me! 1426 00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:29,879 Derek! 1427 00:58:05,582 --> 00:58:06,549 Shit. 1428 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:08,718 Whoo. 1429 00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:13,556 Uh, how did you find me? 1430 00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:15,158 I've been following you 1431 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:16,626 since the campsite. 1432 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:19,128 Uh, why? 1433 00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:21,798 So I can do this. 1434 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:23,532 Mmm 1435 00:58:23,533 --> 00:58:24,166 N-no 1436 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:24,800 Umm 1437 00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:25,467 I'm 1438 00:58:25,468 --> 00:58:26,469 Ahhhh 1439 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:27,237 Yeah... 1440 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,037 no, I c- 1441 00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:29,839 I'm sorry, I can't. 1442 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,373 Jess... 1443 00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:33,376 would literally, 1444 00:58:33,643 --> 00:58:34,944 cut my balls off. 1445 00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:36,112 Actually. 1446 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,981 Well, that's only if she catches us. 1447 00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,486 Plus, I'll protect your balls, for you. 1448 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:54,797 Hey, Michelle, can I ask you something? 1449 00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:56,132 Yeah? 1450 00:58:57,233 --> 00:58:59,202 What happened to you a few years ago? 1451 00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:00,537 What do you mean? 1452 00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:01,137 Why don't you hang 1453 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:02,438 out with anyone anymore? 1454 00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:05,808 I don't know, I just don't feel like 1455 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,610 dealing with people. 1456 00:59:08,144 --> 00:59:08,645 Jess said she was 1457 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:10,780 worried about you, that's all. 1458 00:59:12,615 --> 00:59:13,550 Look, 1459 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:14,651 I certainly don't wanna 1460 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,352 make you feel uncomfortable, 1461 00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:17,287 but you know, I think you're really cool, 1462 00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:19,822 and I don't think you should have 1463 00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:21,758 to cut yourself off like that. 1464 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:24,561 It's a little bit more 1465 00:59:25,161 --> 00:59:26,696 complicated than that. 1466 00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:31,067 There was this guy, 1467 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,337 and I, 1468 00:59:35,972 --> 00:59:37,206 I thought that things were getting, like, 1469 00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:40,276 pretty serious between the two of us. 1470 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,447 And then I found the text messages. 1471 00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:49,819 I'm sorry, that's... that's awful. 1472 00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:52,255 Yeah, the worst part was 1473 00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:53,489 just, it was my best friend. 1474 00:59:55,658 --> 00:59:56,926 Wait, Jessica? 1475 00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,296 It was Tiffany. 1476 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,302 Derek was the guy. 1477 01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:14,143 That was the real reason 1478 01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:15,545 that I, wasn't sure 1479 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:17,347 if I wanted to come out here. 1480 01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,454 I get it, I totally get it now. 1481 01:00:26,189 --> 01:00:27,490 Wow, I'm sorry. 1482 01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:31,527 You know, for what it's worth, 1483 01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:36,399 you could have any guy you wanted. 1484 01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:40,603 Okay. 1485 01:00:40,903 --> 01:00:41,838 Okay. 1486 01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:46,209 Thank you, that's very sweet of you. 1487 01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:55,685 So what's your deal? 1488 01:00:58,021 --> 01:00:58,988 My deal? 1489 01:01:00,189 --> 01:01:02,158 My girlfriend, Katie, and I, 1490 01:01:05,028 --> 01:01:06,929 we've been having problems for a while, 1491 01:01:07,196 --> 01:01:08,297 and... 1492 01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:12,735 one night we had this, huge fight. 1493 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:19,575 And when I woke up the next morning, 1494 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,379 she was gone. 1495 01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:27,082 I'm so sorry, I can't, 1496 01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:29,519 I can't imagine just, being left 1497 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,721 in the unknown like that. 1498 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:34,523 Yeah, I mean, I can't 1499 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,158 imagine what it's like 1500 01:01:35,491 --> 01:01:36,893 to be cheated on, so. 1501 01:01:37,493 --> 01:01:38,127 Okay, well, it's not 1502 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:39,361 like a misery contest. 1503 01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:41,297 Okay, okay. 1504 01:01:55,778 --> 01:01:56,979 Ohhhh. 1505 01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,049 I might finally get to see some titties. 1506 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,415 Hey um, 1507 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,486 what do you say after all this, 1508 01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,121 you and I get lunch or something? 1509 01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:39,489 I know this great taco 1510 01:02:39,856 --> 01:02:40,389 place, you like tacos, right? 1511 01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:41,858 Tacomania? 1512 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:43,659 Yeah, wait, have you been? 1513 01:02:44,026 --> 01:02:45,595 Yeah, they have like the worst tacos. 1514 01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:48,396 Oh... 1515 01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:49,532 Well um- 1516 01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:50,800 Okay, I was just kidding. 1517 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:53,236 That was a joke, I was kidding. 1518 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,105 Kidding. 1519 01:02:56,472 --> 01:02:57,005 Okay. 1520 01:02:57,006 --> 01:02:57,672 Bad joke. 1521 01:02:57,673 --> 01:02:58,241 Okay. 1522 01:02:58,574 --> 01:02:59,575 Uh well, 1523 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:02,245 It's a date then? 1524 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:05,815 We can call it a date. 1525 01:03:08,384 --> 01:03:09,585 We'll call it a date. 1526 01:03:10,386 --> 01:03:11,354 Okay. 1527 01:03:12,388 --> 01:03:13,356 Okay. 1528 01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:21,397 Uh Mmm Mmmmm 1529 01:03:21,664 --> 01:03:22,265 Looks like someone's feeling better. 1530 01:03:22,532 --> 01:03:23,099 All right, I, I think we 1531 01:03:23,499 --> 01:03:24,433 ought to head back to camp. 1532 01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:27,236 Either Tiffany's completely given up 1533 01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:29,906 or she sucks at this game. 1534 01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:39,081 So... 1535 01:03:39,715 --> 01:03:40,550 we keep losing people. 1536 01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:42,151 Do you think that maybe we 1537 01:03:42,418 --> 01:03:43,219 should play a different game? 1538 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:45,288 Okay, how about when we 1539 01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:46,989 get back to camp, we'll... 1540 01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:48,357 fuck! 1541 01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:51,828 Shit. 1542 01:03:52,228 --> 01:03:54,697 Jess, Jess, Jess. 1543 01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:55,565 Oh, God. 1544 01:03:55,932 --> 01:03:56,732 Shit. 1545 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:57,967 Um. 1546 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:00,303 Yeah, no, I, I, I... 1547 01:04:00,603 --> 01:04:01,470 I fucked up. 1548 01:04:01,771 --> 01:04:03,406 She found me out here and... 1549 01:04:03,806 --> 01:04:04,339 seduced me. 1550 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,006 and- 1551 01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:05,708 Kyle. 1552 01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:06,742 I'm sorry. 1553 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:07,542 I'm gonna kill you later. 1554 01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:08,310 I am so- 1555 01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:09,445 fuck, man. 1556 01:04:09,745 --> 01:04:10,413 Julie! 1557 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:11,013 Do you mind if I pull 1558 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,448 you for a chat really fast? 1559 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:14,550 Yeah. 1560 01:04:15,651 --> 01:04:16,619 Jess. 1561 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,188 Jess. 1562 01:04:23,459 --> 01:04:24,727 We, we should get out of here. 1563 01:04:25,061 --> 01:04:26,195 Should I? Should I go with- 1564 01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:28,130 No, come on, let's, let's go to camp, come on. 1565 01:04:28,431 --> 01:04:28,997 Jess. 1566 01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:30,099 Come on. 1567 01:04:35,504 --> 01:04:37,073 Do I go with you guys, or? 1568 01:04:38,441 --> 01:04:39,408 Okay. 1569 01:04:41,143 --> 01:04:42,812 I swear, I swear, I didn't... 1570 01:04:43,913 --> 01:04:45,181 I didn't mean to. 1571 01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:46,281 I mean... 1572 01:04:46,282 --> 01:04:46,782 She... 1573 01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:47,717 Kyle- 1574 01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:48,985 She touched me the last time I-- 1575 01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:50,319 Jesus Christ. 1576 01:04:51,187 --> 01:04:52,255 Oh my God! 1577 01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:54,223 Tell me you know something about this. 1578 01:04:55,324 --> 01:04:55,824 Wait, is she okay? 1579 01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:56,458 Oh. 1580 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:00,862 Oh my God! 1581 01:05:01,931 --> 01:05:02,632 OH!!! 1582 01:05:08,104 --> 01:05:10,072 Kyle, why is Tiffany's body in your tent? 1583 01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:11,574 Did you kill her!? 1584 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:12,975 I don't know, I don't. 1585 01:05:13,309 --> 01:05:14,810 You don't know, Kyle!? 1586 01:05:15,544 --> 01:05:17,179 Kyle, look at me, right now. 1587 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,316 Tell me, tell me you didn't do this. 1588 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:23,819 No, I didn't. 1589 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,454 No, I didn't do it. 1590 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:26,722 I was hiding in the, in the woods. 1591 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:27,890 And I, 1592 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:28,890 oh fuck. 1593 01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,593 No, I, I uh, I 1594 01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:32,395 I saw something. 1595 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,263 I saw someone or something. 1596 01:05:34,597 --> 01:05:35,798 I thought it was, a bear. 1597 01:05:36,065 --> 01:05:37,667 A bear, Kyle!? Come on! 1598 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:38,800 I didn't fucking kill her, Michelle! 1599 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:41,604 God! 1600 01:05:41,971 --> 01:05:42,604 Come on! 1601 01:05:44,907 --> 01:05:45,908 Oh my God. 1602 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:50,546 Wait no, no this isn't gonna protect us. 1603 01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:52,181 This isn't gonna protect us! 1604 01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:53,316 We need to find the others, okay? 1605 01:05:53,883 --> 01:05:55,851 We need to get the fuck out of here! 1606 01:05:57,253 --> 01:05:58,054 Wait, wait, hold on. 1607 01:05:58,354 --> 01:05:58,654 Hold on. 1608 01:05:59,188 --> 01:06:00,222 No, no, no, Michelle. 1609 01:06:00,489 --> 01:06:01,557 Miche- 1610 01:06:03,859 --> 01:06:04,427 Michelle. 1611 01:06:06,062 --> 01:06:07,229 Michelle. 1612 01:06:10,066 --> 01:06:11,133 Jess, no, get down! 1613 01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:12,702 Oh my God, oh my God. 1614 01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:13,936 Kyle! 1615 01:06:16,005 --> 01:06:16,706 Kyle. 1616 01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:17,340 I don't know what to do- 1617 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:18,506 I don't know what to do! 1618 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:22,611 Jess, go. 1619 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:23,645 He was mine. 1620 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,347 We gotta go. 1621 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:25,180 He was mine. 1622 01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:26,282 Come on. 1623 01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:29,752 Michelle? 1624 01:06:30,186 --> 01:06:31,187 I'm okay! 1625 01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:36,258 Jessica, hey, listen to me. 1626 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:37,560 Hey, listen. 1627 01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:39,161 Where's Julie? 1628 01:06:39,762 --> 01:06:40,730 She, she got really pissed at me 1629 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,932 and she stormed off down the trail. 1630 01:06:43,699 --> 01:06:45,101 It's the last time I saw her. 1631 01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:47,269 Okay, come on. 1632 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:48,237 Look, hey! Listen to me. 1633 01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:51,107 Whoever's out there isn't going to be 1634 01:06:51,374 --> 01:06:52,375 in the same spot for too long. 1635 01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:53,376 We have to move. 1636 01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:56,712 Look, alright, on the count of three, alright? 1637 01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:57,913 Stay with me, okay? 1638 01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,215 We can do this. 1639 01:06:59,582 --> 01:07:00,816 One... 1640 01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,518 Two... 1641 01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:04,987 Three, come on! 1642 01:07:09,992 --> 01:07:10,960 Hey. 1643 01:07:13,262 --> 01:07:13,928 Hey, it's ok... 1644 01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,063 Oh, thank god- 1645 01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:15,864 Are you okay? 1646 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:16,966 Hey, we're good. 1647 01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:18,033 We're good, we're good. 1648 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:18,467 Okay. 1649 01:07:19,335 --> 01:07:19,769 We're gonna have to split up, okay? 1650 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,837 Wait, wait. 1651 01:07:24,073 --> 01:07:25,374 Look, look, 1652 01:07:25,608 --> 01:07:26,108 Look, look, 1653 01:07:26,409 --> 01:07:26,709 I found Kyle's keys. 1654 01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:28,110 Okay, perfect, okay. 1655 01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:29,979 Listen, take Jessica, get to the car, 1656 01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:31,781 drive to town and get help, all right? 1657 01:07:32,281 --> 01:07:33,315 I'm gonna go find Julie and Derek. 1658 01:07:33,649 --> 01:07:34,650 We're gonna get out of here, okay? 1659 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:35,785 She can't leave us. 1660 01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:36,419 You have a better idea? 1661 01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:39,588 Yeah, okay, you guys got this. 1662 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:41,390 I'm gonna go find Julie and Derek. 1663 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:45,260 Hey, hey- 1664 01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,096 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1665 01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:50,198 Breathe, breathe, breathe. 1666 01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:51,067 Breathe... 1667 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:51,700 Breath, we're gonna be okay. 1668 01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:52,435 We're gonna be okay. 1669 01:07:53,035 --> 01:07:53,436 We're gonna be okay. 1670 01:08:22,031 --> 01:08:22,998 Fuck. 1671 01:08:29,672 --> 01:08:30,639 Oh, God. 1672 01:08:32,475 --> 01:08:34,110 Oh, fuck. 1673 01:08:35,044 --> 01:08:36,011 Oh. 1674 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:40,649 What the hell are you doing here? 1675 01:08:41,217 --> 01:08:41,883 I thought you were with Jess and- 1676 01:08:41,884 --> 01:08:42,784 Is that Brandon? 1677 01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:44,120 Yeah. 1678 01:08:44,386 --> 01:08:44,753 Oh my God. 1679 01:08:45,154 --> 01:08:45,454 That's Brandon. 1680 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:46,722 Oh my God. 1681 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:48,491 Where's Jessica? 1682 01:08:51,193 --> 01:08:51,827 Um... 1683 01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:52,894 I, I left her in the car. 1684 01:08:52,895 --> 01:08:53,496 I told her to lock the doors 1685 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:54,596 and that, and that I would come back. 1686 01:08:54,597 --> 01:08:55,030 What the hell, you're 1687 01:08:55,698 --> 01:08:56,365 supposed to be going to get help? 1688 01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:57,365 The tires are flat! 1689 01:08:57,366 --> 01:08:58,467 Fuck! 1690 01:08:58,968 --> 01:08:59,935 Uh- 1691 01:09:01,203 --> 01:09:01,971 Kyle he, he took all of our phones 1692 01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:02,471 he put em in a bag. 1693 01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:03,138 Uh, wh- 1694 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:03,572 Y- 1695 01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:04,039 Do y- 1696 01:09:04,507 --> 01:09:04,707 Where are the- 1697 01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:06,242 Where are the phones? 1698 01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:07,209 They're not there, I couldn't find em. 1699 01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:08,878 Does he have a cell phone? 1700 01:09:09,378 --> 01:09:10,146 Did ya check? 1701 01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:12,515 Go ch-please check. 1702 01:09:12,848 --> 01:09:13,816 Just. 1703 01:09:15,551 --> 01:09:16,685 I don't. 1704 01:09:37,606 --> 01:09:38,507 Mmm Mmm 1705 01:09:38,774 --> 01:09:39,842 Okay, so what do we do? 1706 01:09:42,311 --> 01:09:43,812 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 1707 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:45,247 We're gonna go find Julie. 1708 01:09:45,648 --> 01:09:46,949 We're gonna find Derek. 1709 01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:49,785 We're gonna get back to that car 1710 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:50,653 and four flat tires are not, 1711 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,955 we're gonna get the hell out of here. 1712 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,192 Come on, let's go, come on. 1713 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,327 Come on! 1714 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:05,601 Are we really gonna go in there? 1715 01:10:06,001 --> 01:10:06,835 It can't be much safer in 1716 01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:08,037 there than it is out here, right? 1717 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:10,206 Do you really think 1718 01:10:10,773 --> 01:10:11,540 Julie would go in there? 1719 01:10:13,909 --> 01:10:15,477 I mean, if she was forced to. 1720 01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:17,813 Fuck. 1721 01:10:19,348 --> 01:10:21,350 Come on, come on. 1722 01:11:08,998 --> 01:11:09,965 Julie? 1723 01:11:11,467 --> 01:11:12,434 Derek? 1724 01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:27,616 Come on. 1725 01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:31,987 Come on. 1726 01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:43,598 Derek. 1727 01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:44,733 Shh. 1728 01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:45,968 Julie. 1729 01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:48,070 Guys. 1730 01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:09,625 There's somebody out there. 1731 01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:12,027 Is it Julie? 1732 01:12:17,132 --> 01:12:17,666 I know you're in there 1733 01:12:17,933 --> 01:12:19,201 you son of a bitch! 1734 01:12:20,135 --> 01:12:20,703 You're gonna pay 1735 01:12:21,203 --> 01:12:22,571 for what you did to my family 1736 01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:23,972 and what you did to me and 1737 01:12:24,273 --> 01:12:25,006 what you did to my daughter! 1738 01:12:35,884 --> 01:12:37,486 Shh, shh. 1739 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,541 Oh my god. 1740 01:13:40,783 --> 01:13:41,750 Fuck! 1741 01:13:42,551 --> 01:13:43,619 Quick, quick, quick, 1742 01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:44,685 get in here, get in here. 1743 01:13:44,686 --> 01:13:45,788 Go, go! 1744 01:13:50,793 --> 01:13:52,027 Oh. 1745 01:13:52,294 --> 01:13:53,262 Oh god. 1746 01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:55,964 Oh- 1747 01:13:59,668 --> 01:14:00,803 That's Derek. 1748 01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:03,205 Oh god. 1749 01:14:13,015 --> 01:14:14,149 Scott, we're gonna die. 1750 01:14:14,983 --> 01:14:16,185 Fuck, it's blocked. 1751 01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:25,461 Michelle... 1752 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:27,095 Get in. 1753 01:14:28,964 --> 01:14:29,832 Um... 1754 01:14:30,966 --> 01:14:31,934 Corner, get in the corner, get down in the corner. 1755 01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:38,474 Are you kidding me? 1756 01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:39,775 There's gotta be- 1757 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,278 Perfect. 1758 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,380 Here, take this. 1759 01:14:46,281 --> 01:14:47,282 Okay... 1760 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:49,117 keep it on the door, on the door. 1761 01:14:58,794 --> 01:14:59,761 Okay. 1762 01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:42,905 Jessica? 1763 01:15:46,441 --> 01:15:48,477 You are so scared. 1764 01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:50,979 What are you doing? 1765 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:51,813 You didn't think I was 1766 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,549 gonna wait in the car... 1767 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,385 miss all the fun, did you? 1768 01:15:59,454 --> 01:16:00,589 Kyle's dead. 1769 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:02,658 Brandon. 1770 01:16:02,991 --> 01:16:04,593 Julie, Tiffany, Derek. 1771 01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:05,727 Oh, come on, Michelle. 1772 01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:07,895 Let's not pretend 1773 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:09,131 we're gonna miss those last two, huh? 1774 01:16:13,635 --> 01:16:15,270 You killed all of them. 1775 01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:21,410 You sound just like my mother, you know? 1776 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:24,012 She's the only kid I have. 1777 01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:25,981 Oh my God. 1778 01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:27,583 You know, I thought 1779 01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:28,784 she'd actually be grateful. 1780 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:33,188 That I killed, that abusive piece of shit. 1781 01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:42,297 But instead, she looked at 1782 01:16:42,698 --> 01:16:44,466 me like I was the monster. 1783 01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:46,200 Daisy! 1784 01:16:46,201 --> 01:16:47,468 So I figured she had to go too-- 1785 01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:49,471 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1786 01:16:49,805 --> 01:16:51,739 No way, were they gonna be able to raise him! 1787 01:16:51,740 --> 01:16:52,774 What the hell is wrong with you? 1788 01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:55,043 So I took matters into my own hands. 1789 01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:56,678 What the fuck!? 1790 01:16:59,047 --> 01:16:59,881 Even found a way to hide him, 1791 01:17:00,215 --> 01:17:01,550 when people came looking. 1792 01:17:02,184 --> 01:17:03,685 The campfire story... 1793 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,388 You're Daisy Wallace. 1794 01:17:07,389 --> 01:17:08,624 Oh. 1795 01:17:19,601 --> 01:17:19,968 I haven't been called 1796 01:17:20,535 --> 01:17:23,438 that name, in a long time. 1797 01:17:27,943 --> 01:17:29,244 After they found Mom and Dad, 1798 01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:30,979 they shipped me off to-- 1799 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,149 Crazy hospital! 1800 01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,251 where they pumped me full of meds 1801 01:17:36,518 --> 01:17:38,253 and called me a schizo! 1802 01:17:38,553 --> 01:17:40,022 Anyway... 1803 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,556 got out of there when I was 18 1804 01:17:41,857 --> 01:17:43,925 and came right on back home, 1805 01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:46,128 to baby brother. 1806 01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:49,598 Cuz he survived. 1807 01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:52,668 Can you believe that? 1808 01:17:53,568 --> 01:17:55,003 So I got older... 1809 01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:57,239 baby brother got bigger. 1810 01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:01,343 And we found plenty of ways to keep 1811 01:18:01,743 --> 01:18:02,678 ourselves entertained. 1812 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,147 For example, 1813 01:18:06,248 --> 01:18:08,283 luring people into the woods. 1814 01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:10,952 And chopping them up 1815 01:18:11,253 --> 01:18:14,156 into itty bitty pieces! 1816 01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:20,362 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1817 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:40,916 Come on. 1818 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,488 So. 1819 01:19:23,024 --> 01:19:24,126 Tacomania? 1820 01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:31,900 Yeah.