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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,446 (vibrant music) 2 00:00:12,614 --> 00:00:14,716 (loud thudding) 3 00:00:28,930 --> 00:00:31,766 (birds and insects chirping) 4 00:00:39,741 --> 00:00:42,075 (bird trilling) 5 00:00:49,951 --> 00:00:52,452 (unnerving music) 6 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:04,097 (leaves rustling) 7 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,106 (unnerving music intensifies) 8 00:01:23,685 --> 00:01:26,486 (dramatic music) 9 00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:44,438 (dramatic music intensifies) 10 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,715 (vibrant music) ♪ Fire, I'm fire ♪ 11 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,516 ♪ Baby I'm lit ♪ 12 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,585 ♪ Fire, I'm fire ♪ 13 00:01:57,752 --> 00:02:00,153 ♪ Baby I'm lit ♪ 14 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,389 ♪ Love me Hey, love me ♪ 15 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,458 ♪ Maybe, hey, maybe ♪ Shut up! 16 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:06,027 ♪ Love me Hey, love me ♪ 17 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,529 ♪ Everybody wants my number ♪ (laughter) 18 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,565 ♪ I've got it, I've got it ♪ 19 00:02:10,732 --> 00:02:12,734 -It's good? -I don't know. What is it? 20 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,335 ♪ Love it, I love it ♪ (giggling) 21 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,304 ♪ Baby I'm lit ♪ 22 00:02:20,942 --> 00:02:23,711 ♪ I'm fire I'm fire ♪ 23 00:02:24,012 --> 00:02:26,179 ♪ Baby I'm lit ♪ 24 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,148 ♪ Fire, I'm fire ♪ 25 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,585 I'm so excited to be coming to this island. 26 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:33,320 I've heard so many great things about this company 27 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,256 and their commitment to ecological issues. 28 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,026 And remember, people... 29 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,560 Be one with nature. 30 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,596 ♪ Give it, I'll give it ♪ 31 00:02:41,763 --> 00:02:44,032 ♪ Take it, I'll take it ♪ 32 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,036 Whoa! (thud) 33 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,337 I'm alright, I'm alright. 34 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:53,340 Wow. You are alllllright. 35 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,475 I'm Mongoose, by the way. 36 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,377 It's actually pronounced the French way, 37 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,580 but most people call me Mr Goose. 38 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,281 Like, my mum calls me Mong. 39 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,051 Like, whose mother would call them Mong? 40 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:03,985 Do you know what I mean? 41 00:03:04,152 --> 00:03:05,452 (party chatter) 42 00:03:05,787 --> 00:03:07,454 Alright, girl? 43 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:09,389 Wanna take a little selfie? 44 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,792 I don't mind. 45 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,660 Go on. 46 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:16,764 Argh! Fuck! 47 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,100 You fucking asshole. You scared me to death. 48 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,635 Chill out, it's an app. It's not even real. 49 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:22,469 (cheering) (vibrant music continues) 50 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:25,405 Captain: So, we are now approaching the island itself. 51 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:28,076 The snakes, spiders and scorpions on the island 52 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,476 are harmless, 53 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:32,013 but we do have great whites in the ocean. 54 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,314 One last tip for you, the, er, 55 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,316 mushrooms that grow wild on this island 56 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:39,520 are the strongest psychedelic substance known to man. 57 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,489 That's not to encourage you. That's a warning. 58 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,959 Hmm. 59 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:46,661 Mushrooms it is, then. 60 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,664 (water lapping) 61 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,974 (hotel lobby music) 62 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,115 Mark, phone away, now. 63 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,649 Now! 64 00:04:09,117 --> 00:04:10,952 Is that a new blazer, David? 65 00:04:11,152 --> 00:04:14,155 It's a sports jacket. It's less formal than a blazer. 66 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,692 Oh. Um... but it's nice. 67 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,533 (water splashing) 68 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:26,968 Ah... 69 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:28,736 (humming) 70 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,376 Why is that old fucker front of house? 71 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,146 He's just helping out until the guests arrive. 72 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:39,847 Right, well, I don't want him serving. 73 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:42,183 Nobody wants to think about old people when they're eating. 74 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:45,553 Adi, I didn't tell you to pull 'em up with your fingers. 75 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,454 I told you to spray 'em. 76 00:04:48,156 --> 00:04:49,757 That's the pesticide I told you about. 77 00:04:49,924 --> 00:04:51,159 It's banned in Europe. 78 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,459 (phone ringing) I didn't ask you to spray it 79 00:04:52,627 --> 00:04:54,162 from the Eiffel Tower, did I? -Hello? 80 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,863 But if the toxins get into the soil, 81 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,165 it's gonna kill everything. 82 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,299 Thank you. Er, they're ahead of schedule. 83 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:02,503 Okay, spray now, or you're back to cleaning toilets. 84 00:05:03,104 --> 00:05:04,404 (phone vibrating) David: Unbelievable. 85 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,306 Give these people an inch, they take a mile... 86 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,176 (footsteps receding) 87 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,014 (vibrant music) 88 00:05:13,181 --> 00:05:14,215 Mongoose: Has anyone ever told you 89 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,716 you look like Pamela Anderson? 90 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,718 (guests chatter) 91 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:26,326 David: Hey, welcome. hello. 92 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,728 Finally you're all here. 93 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,496 So happy to see you. Welcome. 94 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:32,499 Welcome to The Pearl Haven Hotel. 95 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,735 This really is, it's the jewel in the crown 96 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,637 for Infinity Dream International. 97 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,773 And we are thrilled to have you, 98 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:41,609 the biggest influencers on the planet, 99 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,211 here to launch it. 100 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,913 Whilst you're here, everything is free. 101 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,950 Food, drink, it's all free! (laughs) 102 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:51,619 Yeah. So all we would ask in return 103 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,821 is that you tweet, you TikTok, 104 00:05:53,988 --> 00:05:56,224 you hashtag your millions of followers 105 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:58,159 and, uh, Rachel, do you wanna help me out? 106 00:05:58,326 --> 00:05:59,927 Hey. Hey... 107 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,762 Not joining the party? 108 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,396 I'm not in the party. 109 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:07,268 Hmm. You know, my content isn't really their content either. 110 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,637 Oh, I'm Ed. 111 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:11,806 Hi, Ed. 112 00:06:12,073 --> 00:06:13,507 S-sorry, what's your name? 113 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,676 Bye, Ed. 114 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,646 Molly, you're so pretty. 115 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,514 Molly, my girl... 116 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,650 -Molly? -Yeah. 117 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,986 Did you name her after your favourite drug, then? 118 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:28,488 -Pardon? -Molly, E, MDMA, Ecstasy... 119 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,491 Ecstasy? No. No, no, no, no. No, I don't do drugs. 120 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,294 So, what do you create? 121 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:36,831 Me? Oh, I'm not an influencer. Molly is. 122 00:06:36,998 --> 00:06:39,967 Molly is a superstar. Aren't you? Hi... 123 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,502 Guys, let's get you something to eat. 124 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,204 Come this way, come this way. 125 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:47,675 And remember, feel free to share online anything... 126 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:51,411 (We Gettin' To It, Devid Hoffman & Radiccio Nash plays) 127 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,681 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 128 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,716 ♪ Got the whole squad Livin' like a movie ♪ 129 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:57,618 ♪ Just sayin' You could've lived this way ♪ 130 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,687 Go on, light me up. 131 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,122 Get it on me, get it on me. 132 00:07:01,289 --> 00:07:02,323 Whoa. 133 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,558 ♪ We gettin to it ♪ Come on... 134 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,827 Yes! Come on! 135 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,830 Look at 'em. Like pigs in shit. 136 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,632 Well, they're posting. 137 00:07:11,966 --> 00:07:13,534 I mean, look at all the tags! 138 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:17,338 Ooh. Hashtag city, baby. 139 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,841 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 140 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,910 ♪ We gettin to it Oh, we gettin to it ♪ 141 00:07:23,077 --> 00:07:25,146 ♪ Why you cappin' Bout the way... ♪ 142 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,581 The Mongoose gang. What you sayin'? 143 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:28,983 You alright, yeah? 144 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:32,887 What we got here? The UFC. Ultimate Fridge Challenge. 145 00:07:35,356 --> 00:07:37,058 There's only four minis in here. 146 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:39,060 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 147 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,262 ♪ We gettin to it Oh, we gettin to it ♪ 148 00:07:41,429 --> 00:07:43,364 ♪ Why you cappin', bout the way your people movin' ♪ 149 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:44,699 ♪ Talk big on the Internet ♪ 150 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,168 Here we have Finca, my best friend. 151 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:49,270 She wants to be my best friend too. 152 00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:51,005 She just doesn't know it yet. 153 00:07:51,372 --> 00:07:52,740 (grunting) 154 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,742 Mm, mm, mm. 155 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,345 Uh... 156 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,491 ♪ You could've lived this way But you messed around ♪ 157 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,294 ♪ Bet you feelin' like you blew it ♪ 158 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:15,495 ♪ We gettin to it Yeah, we gettin to it ♪ 159 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,932 (sinister music) 160 00:08:27,408 --> 00:08:29,076 (birds chirping) 161 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,214 (goat bleating) 162 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,652 (goat bleating) 163 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:54,068 (goat bleating) 164 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,972 I see you've met Duncan, my guardman. 165 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:03,077 You're gonna need a bigger goat. 166 00:09:03,244 --> 00:09:04,845 (chuckles) 167 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,647 That's very good, hm. 168 00:09:12,153 --> 00:09:13,354 Hello, Clara. 169 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,256 Hello, Dad. 170 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,293 Bit early for whiskey, don't you think? 171 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,828 Not this one. 172 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:24,465 This is a lowland whiskey, a breakfast malt. 173 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,034 I'll have water. 174 00:09:27,536 --> 00:09:29,036 Well, that'll ruin it. 175 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,872 Just water. 176 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,708 Oh... oh, really? 177 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,177 Um... 178 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:42,016 I got your letter. 179 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:43,717 It was brief. 180 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,055 I tried to fill in the blanks, but there were too many. 181 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,490 (whiskey pouring) 182 00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:53,294 I'm guessing you didn't come all this way 183 00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:54,628 just to see me. 184 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:56,897 I'm here because of the hotel. 185 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,067 Ah, the new development. 186 00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:04,071 The Pearl Haven Hotel. 187 00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:06,407 The turd in the crown. 188 00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:09,410 The wart on the scrotum of luxury. 189 00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:16,050 Uh, so what, are you, are you travel writing now? 190 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,085 Investigative reporting. 191 00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:19,353 Whoa, a notebook. 192 00:10:19,521 --> 00:10:21,188 Which one are you? Woodward or Bernstein? 193 00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:23,157 Couldn't think of a female journalist? 194 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,228 No. No, fair point, well made. 195 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,864 So, um... 196 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,265 So what's the angle? 197 00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,868 How does a resort get built when the entire island 198 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,570 is a protected nature site? 199 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,905 Oh, that's easy. Bribery and corruption. 200 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,574 -Correct. -So, what's new? 201 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,776 Er, let me guess. You, er, your... 202 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,945 your petition didn't work. 203 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,348 Your legal injunction didn't work. 204 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,584 But, uh, now you think you can blow open 205 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,218 a corporate malfeasance case 206 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:52,720 against a multinational ecohotel. 207 00:10:52,887 --> 00:10:55,356 An ecohotel that's just flown 30 influencers 208 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,957 here from all over the world. 209 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,094 That's a situational irony, but it's not Watergate. 210 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,598 How about, "Hotel Destroys Paradise 211 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:07,636 while West End legend remains glued to bar stool"? 212 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,638 Well, that wouldn't be accurate. Sometimes I fall off. 213 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:10,938 Tsk... 214 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,941 It's all a joke to you, isn't it? 215 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,147 (bar thuds) 216 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,784 (sighs) 217 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,419 What did I tell you? 218 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,455 Be nice. 219 00:11:28,623 --> 00:11:31,125 (background dance music) 220 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,132 Yeah. The Mongoose gang. 221 00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:39,601 You alright, yeah? 222 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,468 So, the man on the boat said to me 223 00:11:41,636 --> 00:11:43,304 that the mushrooms that grow here 224 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,939 are the strongest in the world. 225 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,740 Now I know you've seen me trippin', 226 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,008 but I've never been slippin'. 227 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,579 It's hard to believe that these guys are stronger 228 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,681 than the Dutch imports we get back home - 229 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,815 shout out to my dealers, Chris and Jamie, 230 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,450 yeah, you know who you are. 231 00:11:56,618 --> 00:12:00,020 So, we're gonna take these babies on a little test drive, 232 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,990 for the purposes of science; and for you, my followers, 233 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,693 nearly hit a million people. 234 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,493 Talk to me, Goose. 235 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,495 (sighs) Here we go. 236 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,268 (coughs) 237 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,473 (retching) 238 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,142 (convulsing) 239 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,781 (gasping) 240 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,883 Uh... 241 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,452 These are disgusting! 242 00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:34,121 But I'm intrigued. 243 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,789 (mysterious music) 244 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,157 Uh... 245 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,026 Ah... 246 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,632 Ah... Oh, shit. 247 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,299 (groaning) 248 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,535 Fuck me. Uh... 249 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,740 (mysterious music intensifies) 250 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,496 Ah! 251 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:18,999 Sorry, are you working for a company called Mackerel? 252 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,703 I am. Why, does it sound fishy to you? 253 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,773 Ha! And they say Germans aren't funny. 254 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,508 What's going on, guys? 255 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,544 So, I am here in the Pearl Haven Hotel, 256 00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:33,715 and wow, it is a beautiful tropical paradise. 257 00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,949 But as an environmentalist, 258 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,418 it's important for me to check out 259 00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:39,219 whether this company is green, 260 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,021 or just greenwashing. 261 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,256 Let's go. 262 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:44,726 Large extraction fans. 263 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,528 It's not a good start. 264 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,029 The rooms are hot. 265 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,466 Too hot, even. But perhaps that's because... 266 00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:55,069 Wow. 267 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,404 (gasps) 268 00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:59,940 Okay, obviously I'm a nature lover 269 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,644 and we should all be one with nature, 270 00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:05,879 but that... that one scary arachnid, 271 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,949 that bad boy needs to be caught and put outside. 272 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,051 Now, as I always say, 273 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,953 if you treat animals with respect, 274 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,723 they'll treat you with respect. 275 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,057 Now, you cannot call yourself a nature lover 276 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,494 if you only care for cute little kittens and puppies. 277 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,997 These ugly animals need love, too. 278 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,466 (jar rattling) 279 00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,608 (jar clinks) Uh, God! 280 00:14:33,775 --> 00:14:35,677 (panicked gasping) 281 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,478 Uh! (thud) 282 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,086 Okay, let's delete that. (recording button beeps) 283 00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:51,959 David: We've been having complaints 284 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,460 about the air conditioning. 285 00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:54,928 We've had it shut down. 286 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,831 It's affecting the entire hotel. 287 00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,267 At this current time, we've got no air conditioning anywhere. 288 00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:02,269 Yeah, I know, Russell. 289 00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:04,104 Do you know how I know that? 290 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,808 'Cause my balls are sticking to my legs and I'm fucking purple! 291 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,275 Look at me! 292 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,177 You're in black and white. 293 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,946 -Trust me, I'm purple. -Rachel: He is. 294 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,551 Fix the air con or I will fire the fucking lot of you! 295 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,020 Towel! Ah, God. 296 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,489 (gasping) 297 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,059 Is that a cobweb? 298 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,562 If I had to bet on it, 299 00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:29,062 I'd say something's trapped in the vent. 300 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,397 And what do you think it is? 301 00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:32,366 A rat or a lizard, maybe? 302 00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,034 A cat? 303 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,337 When I backtracked the issues with the extractors, 304 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,908 it said relay switch in vent three was switched off. 305 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,843 Off? 306 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,477 Well, it might not be. 307 00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:44,978 It might be a diagnostics issue 308 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,548 saying it's the switch, but it isn't. 309 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:48,182 If it's a short circuit, 310 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,084 it could shut down everything, including the Internet. 311 00:15:51,653 --> 00:15:53,053 So, er... 312 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,022 (mysterious music) 313 00:16:12,674 --> 00:16:15,442 Well, one of us needs to go into the vents to have a look. 314 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,979 And Mark's too fat. 315 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,184 (Goose gasping) (mysterious music intensifies) 316 00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:43,136 (music stops abruptly) 317 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,911 (crickets chirping) 318 00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:53,715 (footsteps receding) 319 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,216 Er, are you going out? 320 00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:58,820 No, I'm wearing my pyjamas. 321 00:16:58,987 --> 00:17:01,756 Only I, I thought we might have dinner together. 322 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,725 Nuts and bourbon isn't a meal. 323 00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:06,293 Nonsense. It's my five a day. 324 00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,798 Come on, Clara. 325 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,333 Let's not fight. 326 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,337 I haven't seen you for so long. 327 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:19,473 Can't we at least have dinner? 328 00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:23,678 I'm going to meet my contact. 329 00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,680 There's a drug dealer on the island? 330 00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:29,584 I have a contact amongst the staff 331 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,119 who has information about the hotel's building practices. 332 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,289 We're going to use it to disrupt their launch. 333 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,758 You're meeting Adi. 334 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,596 He's the only person in that place who cares. 335 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,599 But he's the maintenance manager, 336 00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:46,634 so unless you're gonna ask him for a tour of the drains, 337 00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:48,435 I can't see how he can help you. 338 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,337 Don't wait up. 339 00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:52,507 Say hi to Adi. 340 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,442 (suspenseful music) 341 00:18:05,987 --> 00:18:07,889 (switch clicks) (bulb flickers) 342 00:18:13,061 --> 00:18:14,796 (ladder clattering) 343 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,502 (ominous music) 344 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:23,037 (torch clicks) 345 00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:27,041 (vent clattering) (Adi gasping) 346 00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:36,985 (ominous music intensifies) 347 00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:55,937 (flashlight clunks) 348 00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:01,509 Kev: I don't believe in the dictionary. 349 00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,011 I think there's too many words. 350 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,413 What I do is I take the ones I know, I spread 'em out. 351 00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,181 Like snakes, yeah? 352 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,350 If I see one moving fast, I say he's running. 353 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,452 Yeah, he ain't got legs, but he's still running. 354 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,722 Okay, but millions of years ago, snakes had legs. 355 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,725 (scoffs) You don't half chat some bollocks, you. 356 00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,360 No, no. They just became redundant over time. 357 00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,429 They're legs. 358 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,899 Kevin's heard of evolution. He just doesn't believe in it. 359 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,901 No. I believe anything when I see it. 360 00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,268 You can't see evolution. 361 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,737 Yes you can, actually. 362 00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:33,373 For example, you wear suntan cream, right? 363 00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,543 I use many creams. 364 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,210 (giggling) Ed: Okay. 365 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,747 But you wear suntan cream to protect your skin 366 00:19:39,914 --> 00:19:41,582 from rapidly getting darker. 367 00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:43,751 Because of increased UV light, 368 00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:46,486 your skin cells are essentially evolving. 369 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:48,656 -See Finca, proof! -No. 370 00:19:48,823 --> 00:19:50,223 That's all I ever want! 371 00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:53,161 (shrieks excitedly) It's go time! 372 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461 Don't do that. 373 00:19:54,629 --> 00:19:56,430 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I can't help it. 374 00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:58,132 Of course you can help it. 375 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,735 Oh, it's just something I do when I, when I get excited. 376 00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:03,104 Yeah. You sound like a mouse wanking. Sorry. 377 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,939 (mic distorts) 378 00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,674 Haha! Yeah... 379 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,309 David: Okay, everyone. We'll be starting 380 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,179 the presentation in five minutes... 381 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,514 Hey. How are you? 382 00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,016 I'm good. 383 00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:16,984 Erm, if you're coming to the launch event 384 00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,187 and you want a drink, I'm paying. 385 00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:21,189 It's a free bar. 386 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:24,491 Yeah, fair. It's the thought that counts, though. 387 00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:28,596 I'm actually meeting someone. Maybe later? 388 00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:31,132 Y-yeah, great. Yeah. 389 00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:36,537 (sinister music) 390 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,819 (Adi gasps) 391 00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,462 (gasping) 392 00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,005 Oh... 393 00:21:20,014 --> 00:21:21,916 (threatening music) 394 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,350 Uh... 395 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,855 (rat thuds) (Adi gasps) 396 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,030 (conditioner whirring) 397 00:21:43,104 --> 00:21:44,505 (Adi sighs) 398 00:21:46,207 --> 00:21:48,242 (vent rattling) 399 00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:50,244 Uh! 400 00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:54,282 (dramatic music) (vent rattling) 401 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,516 Uh! 402 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,755 (draught whistling) 403 00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:02,389 (dramatic music intensifies) 404 00:22:02,557 --> 00:22:03,524 Argh! 405 00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:12,266 (spiders scuttling) 406 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,101 (spider biting) Argh! Aaaargh! 407 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,469 (panicked panting) Aargh! Aaargh! 408 00:22:17,538 --> 00:22:18,906 (spider biting) Argh! 409 00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:21,042 (Adi choking) 410 00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:31,052 (conditioner creaking) 411 00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:34,956 (cheesy presentation music) 412 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:40,761 This is a resort built into a jungle. 413 00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:43,731 This is the Rainforest Retreat. 414 00:22:43,898 --> 00:22:45,633 And if you're a thrill seeker, 415 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,069 you are not gonna believe this. 416 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,670 Come with me. 417 00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:54,575 This is just the beginning. 418 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:57,311 We've already laid the foundations 419 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,847 for the next phase of this project. 420 00:23:00,081 --> 00:23:05,452 It's a hotel built within the jungle itself. 421 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:08,256 A rainforest retreat. 422 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,591 An eco paradise, naturally. 423 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:11,792 Is it, though? 424 00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:13,327 I'm sorry, who are you? 425 00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:15,796 I'm just someone who thinks building a hotel 426 00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:17,798 in a jungle is not natural. 427 00:23:17,965 --> 00:23:21,335 If you're so ecofriendly, why build on the island at all? 428 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:23,938 Buildings are banned on all of the islands in the region. 429 00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:25,139 How did you get permission? 430 00:23:25,306 --> 00:23:27,108 So, if I can just say, 431 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:29,010 we have all of the relevant permits. 432 00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:31,012 -That's horseshit! -I love this girl. 433 00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:34,215 This lake was exactly where we're all standing now. 434 00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:35,616 All those birds have gone! 435 00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:37,450 -Alright, come with me, please. -Get off me! 436 00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,220 If this hotel expands into the jungle, 437 00:23:39,387 --> 00:23:41,155 it'll kill thousands of species of plants and animals! 438 00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:43,490 Alright, I've just, I've just realised who you are. 439 00:23:43,891 --> 00:23:47,028 Your father runs a shithole hotel 440 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,730 on the south side of the island, yeah? 441 00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:52,233 So, who exactly are you protecting 442 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,202 the island for? Is it for the wildlife? 443 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:56,737 Or is it for yourself? 444 00:23:56,904 --> 00:23:59,874 Do you want to keep the whole place for you and Daddy? 445 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,842 Little Miss Entitled... 446 00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:03,210 -Alright, come on. -Right? 447 00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:05,079 Please! Get this message to your followers! 448 00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:06,881 This hotel's not eco. 449 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,649 It's a fraud, and it's breaking the law! 450 00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:11,352 That is absolutely not true. 451 00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:13,486 Please do not post any of that. 452 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,057 How could we? Your Internet is useless. 453 00:24:16,223 --> 00:24:18,926 If what she said about the lake is true, she'll have a case. 454 00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:20,828 It's UN environmental law. 455 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,364 I mean, one habitat can't be destroyed for another. 456 00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,166 I like protestor girl. 457 00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:26,499 Yeah, she's fit. 458 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,769 She's a bit too Greta Thunberg for me. 459 00:24:28,936 --> 00:24:31,272 But Ed wants to fuck her, don't you, Ed? 460 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:32,840 What? 461 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,375 No, it's not like that. 462 00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:35,743 What's it like, then? 463 00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:38,612 No, we're just...like, friends. 464 00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:41,082 -Friends? -Friends? 465 00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:42,783 Are you gonna post what she said on your feed? 466 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,218 Are you? 467 00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:45,786 Fuck that shit! 468 00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:49,123 I mean, look, give me a petition to sign and I'll sign it. 469 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:51,625 Give me a collection tin to fill and I'll fill it. 470 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:55,763 But what I'm not gonna do is bore my followers with it. 471 00:24:55,963 --> 00:25:00,534 I mean, the way I see it is if a hundred pink flamingos 472 00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,770 have to lose their little pond 473 00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:05,573 so that I can drive a fucking Ferrari, I'm sorry, 474 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,908 I'm driving the Ferrari. It's a no-brainer. 475 00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:10,111 I mean, that's kind of where I am. 476 00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,046 I mean, I guess... 477 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:13,981 I get what she's saying, 478 00:25:14,148 --> 00:25:16,617 but it took me years to build that following. 479 00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:18,219 And I have way more followers 480 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,054 than all of you combined times four. 481 00:25:20,221 --> 00:25:21,622 -Oh, really? -What are you doing? 482 00:25:21,789 --> 00:25:23,824 -We're going for a swim. -No, no... Aaah! 483 00:25:24,158 --> 00:25:26,327 (Mr Gun, 'Better' plays) ♪ I promise I won't be jealous ♪ 484 00:25:26,494 --> 00:25:28,429 ♪ You don't deserve it all ♪ (screaming) 485 00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:30,731 (cheering, whooping) 486 00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:35,736 (laughter, cheering) 487 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,115 -Here you are, Winnie? -Yes? 488 00:25:48,282 --> 00:25:49,817 Get this beautiful girl a margarita, 489 00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:51,652 and I'll have a skinny bitch. 490 00:25:52,186 --> 00:25:53,454 It's a vodka soda. 491 00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:54,488 Oh. 492 00:25:54,655 --> 00:25:55,524 Keeps me lean. 493 00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:01,929 I'm Kev. 494 00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:04,432 -Dina. -That's a beautiful name. 495 00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:11,540 (growling, yapping) 496 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:14,175 I mean, if you want to talk about 497 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:16,177 people profiting from nature... 498 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:17,512 She loves that dog. 499 00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:21,849 In public, yeah, but she's basically a pimp. 500 00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:25,052 No, seriously, she's whoring that dog out. 501 00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:28,722 She's making it turn tricks for likes. 502 00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:30,391 Behind closed doors 503 00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:32,527 she's probably beating the poor animal. 504 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:35,296 Yet the dog still has more followers than you. 505 00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:37,631 (chuckling) 506 00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:40,201 Whohoho! Hohoho! 507 00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:46,240 (passionate party music) 508 00:26:51,245 --> 00:26:52,913 (thudding) 509 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,682 No way, Mongoose! 510 00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,183 -Oh my God! -What the fuck? 511 00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:57,552 (splashing) (laughter) 512 00:26:57,718 --> 00:26:59,521 Please! I gotta get home! 513 00:27:01,422 --> 00:27:03,257 Wait, wait for me! 514 00:27:04,859 --> 00:27:06,528 Ah, shit! 515 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,028 Fuck! 516 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,031 Ah! 517 00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:13,234 (crickets chirping) 518 00:27:14,603 --> 00:27:16,770 (Curtis chatting) 519 00:27:19,006 --> 00:27:20,575 (Curtis chuckling) 520 00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:31,685 (tender music) 521 00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,532 Do you want to talk? 522 00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:48,702 My mother's buried beneath that hotel. 523 00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:50,471 Oh, no, she's not. 524 00:27:56,143 --> 00:27:57,478 The last time I was here, 525 00:27:57,646 --> 00:27:59,146 I buried a time capsule with her. 526 00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:02,316 She'd written something for me, 527 00:28:03,317 --> 00:28:05,319 something she wanted me to know. 528 00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,289 And now it's gone. 529 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:10,758 Smashed to pieces. 530 00:28:11,292 --> 00:28:13,628 Like the island you loved so much. 531 00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,665 The island you wouldn't even leave to come to her funeral. 532 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,833 Please, Clara. Can we not do the whole magical misery tour? 533 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,269 Do you know what I told myself when mum was dying? 534 00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:25,239 That you couldn't visit because you were the caretaker. 535 00:28:25,607 --> 00:28:27,676 You had to stay and protect the island. 536 00:28:29,176 --> 00:28:31,245 But when it needed your help, 537 00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:32,947 you did nothing. 538 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,818 (footsteps receding) 539 00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:40,287 Caretaker... 540 00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:43,625 (suspenseful music) 541 00:28:47,261 --> 00:28:49,463 (spider scuttling) 542 00:28:51,932 --> 00:28:53,834 (Molly whining) 543 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,710 (Molly whining) 544 00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:08,882 (Molly barking) 545 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,222 Stop. (Molly whining) 546 00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,491 Hm. 547 00:29:22,697 --> 00:29:25,332 (threatening music) (spider scuttling) 548 00:29:30,204 --> 00:29:32,139 (Molly whining) 549 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:36,343 Molly? Molly? Come on, girl... (Molly panting) 550 00:29:36,511 --> 00:29:38,045 We're going out. (Molly whining) 551 00:29:38,212 --> 00:29:39,913 Gary: Only the Germans could invent 552 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,583 a single word to describe 553 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,251 taking pleasure in other people's misery. 554 00:29:44,418 --> 00:29:45,819 'Schadenfreude'. 555 00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:48,690 Oh... What other German do you speak? 556 00:29:49,023 --> 00:29:51,058 -Bundesliga. -Oh, very good. 557 00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:54,061 Stein. Schnell. (Glamma giggling) 558 00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:56,230 Achtung, obviously. 559 00:29:56,531 --> 00:29:58,265 You know, you will be the first English boy 560 00:29:58,432 --> 00:30:00,267 who I've slept with who speaks German? 561 00:30:00,901 --> 00:30:03,370 Why? How many English boys have you slept with? 562 00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:06,273 Hmm... Does Welsh count? 563 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,609 No. 564 00:30:08,442 --> 00:30:09,544 Irish? 565 00:30:09,711 --> 00:30:10,779 Definitely not. 566 00:30:11,178 --> 00:30:12,279 Hm. 567 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,882 You're not very tall, are you? 568 00:30:16,518 --> 00:30:18,952 I'm average. I'm above average. 569 00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:21,690 You know, my ex-boyfriend was, like, seven feet tall. 570 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,057 A real monster. 571 00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:25,359 -Monster...? -Put your hands up. 572 00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:29,363 Yeah, his hands were like... twice as big as yours. 573 00:30:29,764 --> 00:30:31,766 -R-right... -Are you shaking? 574 00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:32,900 No. 575 00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,868 I haven't even taken my clothes off. 576 00:30:35,035 --> 00:30:37,071 It's not gonna be one of those nights, is it? 577 00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:39,239 (suspenseful music) What nights? 578 00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,141 Oh, hello. 579 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,877 I can work with that. 580 00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,749 (threatening music) 581 00:30:50,719 --> 00:30:52,920 (spiders scuttling) 582 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,362 (threatening music intensifies) 583 00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:05,933 (Kev gasping) 584 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:12,674 Uh... 585 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:15,510 (button beeps) (phone ringing) 586 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,679 Hello, reception? 587 00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:21,148 Yeah, bruv... What's going on with this air con? 588 00:31:21,315 --> 00:31:23,016 It's so hot I think I could melt. 589 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:24,952 Sorry, sir. It's gonna be fixed by tomorrow. 590 00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,788 -Tomorrow, yeah? -Yes sir. 591 00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:29,022 -Promise? -I give you my word. 592 00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:30,324 Alright. 593 00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:32,794 Uh... 594 00:31:35,864 --> 00:31:37,498 (gasping) 595 00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:55,983 (urinating) 596 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:01,955 (gasping) 597 00:32:03,858 --> 00:32:05,794 (bottle rattling) 598 00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:15,202 (rattling) 599 00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:28,348 What the fuck? 600 00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:31,251 Hey, Dina... 601 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:34,188 Gina? 602 00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,356 Karen, whatever the fuck your name is, 603 00:32:36,524 --> 00:32:37,926 get in here and help. 604 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,993 We've got roaches. 605 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,563 (crashing) 606 00:32:42,597 --> 00:32:44,766 (threatening music) 607 00:33:05,018 --> 00:33:06,855 (gasping) 608 00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:16,564 (scuttling) 609 00:33:16,965 --> 00:33:18,633 (dramatic music) Ah! 610 00:33:21,101 --> 00:33:22,402 (gasps) 611 00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:26,941 Hello? 612 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:28,710 Calvin? 613 00:33:28,977 --> 00:33:30,979 Or whatever your name is... 614 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,916 You alright? 615 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:39,654 (suspenseful music) 616 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:48,630 (suspenseful music intensifies) 617 00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:51,331 (thunder rumbling) 618 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,670 (rain pattering) 619 00:33:56,738 --> 00:33:58,940 (thunder rumbling) 620 00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:04,646 (poignant music) 621 00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:29,938 (birds chirping) 622 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,647 (thunder rumbling) 623 00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:48,957 (birds chirping) 624 00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:57,565 (rain pattering) 625 00:35:09,644 --> 00:35:12,513 (sombre music) 626 00:35:17,351 --> 00:35:20,622 Have you thought about not using plastic bottles? 627 00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:25,392 Actually, I don't use plastic at all. 628 00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,562 I retrieved those from the sea. 629 00:35:29,998 --> 00:35:32,366 (refrigerator door thudding) 630 00:35:34,602 --> 00:35:36,070 What's with the getup? 631 00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:37,337 It's very Tomb Raider. 632 00:35:39,073 --> 00:35:40,541 I went up for that, you know? 633 00:35:41,441 --> 00:35:42,910 The butler. 634 00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,613 "Your guns, m'lady." 635 00:35:46,514 --> 00:35:48,549 I didn't get it... (chuckles) 636 00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:50,384 obviously. 637 00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:51,853 I need to find Adi. 638 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,888 Do you have any idea where he might be? 639 00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,524 He has the information I need, but he's disappeared. 640 00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:59,459 Do you want me to look around, see if I can find him for you? 641 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,195 That would be great. Thank you. 642 00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:06,299 Clara, about what you said last night... 643 00:36:06,634 --> 00:36:09,137 -I don't wanna talk about it. -Your mum was difficult! 644 00:36:12,974 --> 00:36:14,609 (tense music) 645 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:16,044 Really? 646 00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:18,146 You're going there? 647 00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,647 She was difficult, 648 00:36:19,814 --> 00:36:21,783 and I was a fucking nightmare. 649 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:27,955 I have nothing but regrets for the way things ended between us. 650 00:36:30,424 --> 00:36:34,461 I loved your mum very deeply, but she... 651 00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:37,932 Have you considered how difficult 652 00:36:38,099 --> 00:36:39,600 it was for her to love you? 653 00:36:40,735 --> 00:36:42,904 When you have zero love for yourself? 654 00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:48,676 (poignant music) 655 00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:55,282 If you're looking for that time capsule you buried with her, 656 00:36:56,617 --> 00:36:58,586 then it's probably at Emerald Beach. 657 00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:03,356 The two of you used to spend a lot of time there. 658 00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:10,998 (water lapping) 659 00:37:11,933 --> 00:37:13,634 The fan failure has blown the circuits. 660 00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:14,969 The two things are linked. 661 00:37:15,136 --> 00:37:18,106 Oh, so it's actually just one great big fuck up. 662 00:37:18,271 --> 00:37:19,707 Adi was supposed to override the fan 663 00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:21,142 and get the air con back up, but... 664 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:22,543 He fucking didn't. 665 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,680 We have at our disposal for one weekend only 666 00:37:25,847 --> 00:37:27,648 some of the world's biggest influencers... 667 00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:29,316 Oh, they prefer the term 'creators'. 668 00:37:29,483 --> 00:37:30,952 I don't fucking care if they prefer the term: 669 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:32,620 'Ballsack Billy the Bear'. 670 00:37:32,787 --> 00:37:34,989 If there's no WiFi and they can't get their videos up, 671 00:37:35,156 --> 00:37:36,724 no fucker's coming. 672 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,794 Rachel: Is there anything we can do? 673 00:37:40,628 --> 00:37:43,296 Russell: I don't know. Open a window? 674 00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,700 Rachel: No, I meant anything we can do about the Internet. 675 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,501 Russell: I'm gonna have to get to the mainland, 676 00:37:47,668 --> 00:37:49,402 get to the network centre and link up with the GCode... 677 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,839 Jesus Christ, I don't want the whole fucking manual. 678 00:37:52,006 --> 00:37:54,709 Just go to Captain Brunner and ask him to take you. 679 00:37:56,177 --> 00:37:58,345 -Adi? -Do you want me to find him? 680 00:37:58,513 --> 00:38:00,515 No, I want you to fuck his sister. 681 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,752 But... Adi has a brother. 682 00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:08,556 Right. 683 00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:10,158 (sighs) 684 00:38:10,892 --> 00:38:13,828 I swear to God, he is fucking retarded. 685 00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:15,830 You're not really supposed to say that anymore. 686 00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:17,064 Faulty, then. 687 00:38:17,231 --> 00:38:18,733 You can't say that either. 688 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,400 (loud screaming) 689 00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:21,636 Oh... 690 00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:25,573 Don't tell me someone shat the bed already. 691 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:27,708 (dramatic music) 692 00:38:28,609 --> 00:38:29,911 Bollocks... 693 00:38:35,183 --> 00:38:36,416 Whoa... 694 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:37,885 Ah! 695 00:38:38,052 --> 00:38:39,954 Whoa! Uh... 696 00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:41,856 Uh... 697 00:38:42,557 --> 00:38:44,058 (groaning) 698 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,962 (gasping) 699 00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:55,837 Ah... 700 00:38:56,304 --> 00:38:59,307 David: So, what's wrong with them, apart from being dead? 701 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:00,975 It looks like sepsis. 702 00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:02,877 Well, maybe it was drugs, right? 703 00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:04,377 We'll say it was drugs. 704 00:39:04,545 --> 00:39:05,713 Okay, so we need to get, 705 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,081 we need to get ahead of this, okay? 706 00:39:07,248 --> 00:39:09,317 So, he's gonna have dirt on him, 707 00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:11,484 so start sniffing. 708 00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:12,920 They've been bitten. 709 00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:14,121 Rachel: Bitten? 710 00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:16,423 By what? A snake? 711 00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:17,592 A spider. 712 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:18,759 No, no. 713 00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:20,161 Just...no. 714 00:39:20,328 --> 00:39:22,296 There are no poisonous spiders at this hotel, okay? 715 00:39:22,462 --> 00:39:23,898 There's nothing venomous at all. 716 00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:25,099 It's policy. 717 00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:27,635 Well, I guess this one didn't get the email. 718 00:39:28,169 --> 00:39:30,271 (suspenseful music) 719 00:39:30,771 --> 00:39:32,306 Shit! 720 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,407 Shit! 721 00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:37,578 Shit, shit, fucking shit! 722 00:39:38,613 --> 00:39:40,514 Right, I need to get their bodies to the mainland. 723 00:39:40,681 --> 00:39:42,116 -Has Brunner left yet? -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 724 00:39:42,283 --> 00:39:43,251 What do you think? You're not going anywhere. 725 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,252 We need you here. 726 00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,286 Well, I have a duty 727 00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:46,187 of care to my patients. 728 00:39:46,354 --> 00:39:47,655 They're dead. 729 00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:49,190 I need to know what bit them. 730 00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:51,859 Nothing 'bit' them, okay? 731 00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,494 It was drugs. He, he's a massive druggie. 732 00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:56,463 -Rachel, right? -He barely drank. 733 00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:58,165 Yeah, he's a massive druggie. 734 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,468 Look, do you, do you even know what this place means 735 00:40:01,636 --> 00:40:03,337 to Infinity Dream International, huh? 736 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:06,040 It's a place where dreams are meant to come true. 737 00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:09,677 It's paradise, alright? We don't even have bed bugs. 738 00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:13,214 You, you expect me to believe that some fucking spider 739 00:40:13,381 --> 00:40:15,448 bit and killed this man and this woman? 740 00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:17,818 Yes, David, that is what I'm saying. 741 00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:20,388 And if we don't find out which species it was, 742 00:40:20,554 --> 00:40:21,789 more people will die. 743 00:40:21,956 --> 00:40:24,025 Okay, well this is my project, my project, 744 00:40:24,191 --> 00:40:26,127 from the inception to finding the location 745 00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:29,530 to the hiring and the firing, okay? 746 00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:32,366 I am inferring that I can fire you. 747 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:34,335 Yes, I got it, David. Thank you. 748 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:36,170 But the yacht's already left. 749 00:40:36,337 --> 00:40:38,205 Oh, and there we are. 750 00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:39,707 So, we can't do anything anyway. 751 00:40:39,874 --> 00:40:43,544 So, we are gonna leave these two here 752 00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:45,379 until the influencers have gone. 753 00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:46,981 And then, then you can turn this place 754 00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:48,849 into fucking CSI for all I care. 755 00:40:49,016 --> 00:40:49,917 Oh... 756 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:52,553 How long before these two start, 757 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,255 you know...? 758 00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:56,590 Actually, don't answer that. 759 00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:57,591 Hm... 760 00:40:57,892 --> 00:40:59,527 (footsteps receding) 761 00:41:04,165 --> 00:41:05,599 (door shuts) 762 00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:11,172 (suspenseful music intensifies) 763 00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,780 Russell: I've managed to override the blocked fan 764 00:41:19,947 --> 00:41:21,716 and I've reprogrammed the fan sequence. 765 00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,551 Get Adi to power up the control panel. 766 00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:26,253 That should get the fans working and the air con back up. 767 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,689 -But I can't find Adi. -Then you'll have to do it! 768 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:31,225 I have to sail to the mainland or no one's posting anything. 769 00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:32,526 I'm not technical. 770 00:41:32,693 --> 00:41:34,962 You're not anything. Press the fucking button! 771 00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:37,231 But which button? 772 00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:40,434 Where did I put that lighter? Ah... 773 00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,603 Er, are you open? 774 00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:46,207 Ah, in actual fact, no. 775 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:48,709 I've been given a quest by my daughter. 776 00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:52,947 She has a dragon I must slay to win back her love. 777 00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,882 I just want bottle of water. 778 00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:55,983 Ah. 779 00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:03,057 Take it. I don't touch the stuff. 780 00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:04,258 Cheers. 781 00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:05,926 Ah... 782 00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:09,597 Mm. (gulping) Mm... 783 00:42:10,331 --> 00:42:12,266 (scoffs) Been on the sauce, have we? 784 00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:14,502 Er, yeah. Well, no. 785 00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:17,071 Well, the man on the boat said that the mushrooms 786 00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:19,440 that grow on this island are the strongest in the world. 787 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,976 I made the mistake of eating a few, hehe. 788 00:42:22,143 --> 00:42:25,112 Well, I admire your mettle, young sir. 789 00:42:25,279 --> 00:42:27,615 -Yeah. -That's a nasty fungi. 790 00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:30,017 A bit like yourself, really. (chuckles) 791 00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:33,354 What if I were to tell you 792 00:42:33,522 --> 00:42:35,790 that the wildest natural high on the island 793 00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:38,025 is not in fact the mushrooms. 794 00:42:38,192 --> 00:42:39,627 Huh? What is it then? 795 00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:41,429 Cane toads. 796 00:42:41,595 --> 00:42:42,763 Cane what? 797 00:42:42,997 --> 00:42:45,132 The cane toad. 798 00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:47,536 You wanna get really high? 799 00:42:47,802 --> 00:42:50,304 Lick the back of one of those lumpy buggers. 800 00:42:50,471 --> 00:42:51,872 Oh, what happens? 801 00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:55,176 It's like the strongest acid mixed with ketamine 802 00:42:55,342 --> 00:42:57,845 and a microdose of smack. 803 00:42:58,312 --> 00:43:00,214 It will affect your motor functions though. 804 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:02,316 You'll be walking like you've got no bones in your legs. 805 00:43:02,517 --> 00:43:05,052 Sounds really entertaining for my feed. 806 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:08,055 People pay to watch you fall over? 807 00:43:08,222 --> 00:43:10,057 Yeah, I've got nearly a million followers 808 00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:12,660 that love to see me as fucked as possible. 809 00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:14,695 I'm missing a trick here. 810 00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:15,996 Heh. 811 00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:18,165 Where do I find these toads? 812 00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:22,703 Gary: I'm never sick. 813 00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,705 I reckon they switched to own brand. 814 00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:28,075 (scoffs) Gary, you're sick because you drank too much. 815 00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:29,578 That's bollocks. 816 00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,046 You washed your face in shots. 817 00:43:32,213 --> 00:43:33,247 Oh yeah... 818 00:43:33,414 --> 00:43:34,715 You had a vodka facial. 819 00:43:34,882 --> 00:43:37,519 Yeah, I do remember that. Ha. 820 00:43:37,852 --> 00:43:39,753 Glamma: Gary! 821 00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,592 You fucked her, didn't you? 822 00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:46,026 Bumped into her... 823 00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:48,028 on the way back to my room. 824 00:43:49,897 --> 00:43:51,533 One word, Gary. 825 00:43:51,699 --> 00:43:52,601 Disappointing. 826 00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:54,101 Don't be like that. 827 00:43:54,268 --> 00:43:56,370 Why are you making excuses to me? I don't care. 828 00:43:58,105 --> 00:43:59,840 Run along. Your girlfriend's waiting. 829 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:01,375 Fine. 830 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:05,547 (background bar music) 831 00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:08,916 Glamma: Hi. 832 00:44:10,284 --> 00:44:12,253 (Glamma and Gary chatting) 833 00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:13,888 Jodi: Molly! 834 00:44:14,221 --> 00:44:16,924 Hi. Have you seen my dog, Molly? Le petit chien? 835 00:44:17,091 --> 00:44:18,792 -No, sorry. -No? Molly! 836 00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,895 Oh, hey, have you seen Molly? 837 00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:22,930 No, and if I had, I would've drowned her. 838 00:44:23,797 --> 00:44:24,965 Sorry? 839 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,569 No, but if I do, I'll let you know. 840 00:44:32,706 --> 00:44:33,941 (water lapping) 841 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:35,743 (sand raking) 842 00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:40,247 Winnie? 843 00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,386 Clara? 844 00:44:47,556 --> 00:44:49,624 Clara! (gasps) 845 00:44:54,563 --> 00:44:57,666 The last time I saw you, you were this big. 846 00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:59,733 Now you are a woman! 847 00:45:01,168 --> 00:45:02,604 I'm so sorry. 848 00:45:03,337 --> 00:45:04,972 What they've done to your island. 849 00:45:05,272 --> 00:45:06,941 My island? 850 00:45:07,241 --> 00:45:08,976 It is not mine. 851 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:11,011 Even this body is not mine. 852 00:45:11,178 --> 00:45:12,614 I have borrowed it. 853 00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:14,982 Well, it's definitely not theirs. 854 00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:16,750 Clara... 855 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:20,287 The desire to own and control things 856 00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:22,456 leads to attachment, 857 00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:25,459 the root of all suffering. 858 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,531 You can only lose what you cling to. 859 00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,666 Let it go. 860 00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:35,002 (suspenseful music) 861 00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,616 David Attenborough: When spiders are ejected 862 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,049 from their natural home, 863 00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:53,053 like any other animal, they will find a new one. 864 00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:56,056 They come to keep warm, to mate, 865 00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:57,659 and to feed; 866 00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:01,161 and for the most part, living comfortably beside us. 867 00:46:02,029 --> 00:46:03,063 (knocking) 868 00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:04,498 It's open! (door opens) 869 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:06,701 Spiders will only usually attack 870 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:08,802 if they feel threatened or cornered. 871 00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:10,838 Just leave it there. Er, merci. 872 00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:14,709 There are over 50,000 species of spider. 873 00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:17,911 Many are solitary, but some will hunt in packs. 874 00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:22,816 Molly! 875 00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:24,519 The hairs on their legs are released 876 00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:25,919 when attacked or killed, 877 00:46:26,086 --> 00:46:28,822 bringing others of their pack into the fight. 878 00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:30,891 Molly? 879 00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:35,496 -Molly, baby! Nature's revenge is unforgiving. 880 00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:36,930 Molly, baby! 881 00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:37,998 (Molly yapping) 882 00:46:38,165 --> 00:46:39,233 Molly! 883 00:46:40,535 --> 00:46:42,737 (suspenseful music) 884 00:46:43,404 --> 00:46:44,606 Molly? 885 00:46:47,074 --> 00:46:48,842 Molly? Are you here? 886 00:46:49,243 --> 00:46:51,579 Molly, baby? Molly? 887 00:46:52,747 --> 00:46:55,349 Molly? Molly? 888 00:46:56,518 --> 00:46:57,384 Molly? 889 00:46:57,552 --> 00:46:58,720 (threatening music) 890 00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:00,755 (screaming) 891 00:47:00,921 --> 00:47:02,524 ♪ Get up now Dance if you want to ♪ 892 00:47:02,691 --> 00:47:04,258 ♪ Get up now Shake if you want to ♪ 893 00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:06,293 ♪ Get up now Move if you want to ♪ 894 00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,429 ♪ You want to You want to ♪ 895 00:47:08,596 --> 00:47:10,230 ♪ Get up now Dance if you want to ♪ 896 00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:12,199 ♪ Get up now Shake if you want to ♪ 897 00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:14,201 ♪ Get up now Move if you want to ♪ 898 00:47:14,435 --> 00:47:16,136 ♪ You want to You want to ♪ 899 00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:17,304 ♪ Hey ♪ 900 00:47:17,471 --> 00:47:18,807 (You Do You by Daniel Lobel plays) 901 00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:20,474 Raj: I haven't seen Adi since yesterday. 902 00:47:20,642 --> 00:47:23,444 Clara was looking for him. I haven't seen him either. 903 00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:26,246 We're having a lot of technical issues, though. 904 00:47:26,447 --> 00:47:28,382 I guess he has his hands full. 905 00:47:28,783 --> 00:47:31,586 Curtis: Well, keep an eye out for me, would you? 906 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,755 Raj: Yeah. I'll call you if I see him. 907 00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:34,888 Curtis: Thanks, Raj. 908 00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:39,728 -Say hello to your dad. -Oh, thanks. 909 00:47:39,893 --> 00:47:40,994 ♪ When it comes through They know what to do ♪ 910 00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:43,063 ♪ Queen and the G Better make room ♪ 911 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:45,432 ♪ They smellin' bangolin, my perfume ♪ 912 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,301 ♪ Yeah it's my time Yeah I'm in bloom ♪ 913 00:47:47,468 --> 00:47:49,002 ♪ Check this Check this ♪ 914 00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:51,004 ♪ I'm about to wreck it Wreck it ♪ 915 00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:53,240 ♪ Livin' like lavish Lavish ♪ 916 00:47:53,407 --> 00:47:55,342 ♪ It doesn't really matter What they say or do ♪ 917 00:47:55,510 --> 00:47:57,478 ♪ Get up now Dance if you want to ♪ 918 00:47:57,645 --> 00:47:59,446 ♪ Get up now Shake if you want to ♪ 919 00:47:59,614 --> 00:48:01,750 ♪ Get up now Move if you want to ♪ 920 00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:03,016 ♪ You want to ♪ (whirring) 921 00:48:04,118 --> 00:48:05,085 (toad croaks) 922 00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:06,487 Hey! You found one! 923 00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:08,122 Ohohoho! 924 00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:11,258 Have a look at her. She is a beauty. 925 00:48:12,025 --> 00:48:13,695 I'm probably gonna regret asking this, 926 00:48:13,862 --> 00:48:15,697 but, um, how do you know it's a she? 927 00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:18,098 Ah. I'm just calling her a woman 928 00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:20,334 'cause I don't like the idea of licking a man's back. 929 00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:22,537 You draw the line there? 930 00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:24,338 Yeah. 931 00:48:26,473 --> 00:48:27,941 Check her out. (toad croaks) 932 00:48:28,108 --> 00:48:29,009 Wow. 933 00:48:29,176 --> 00:48:30,545 I'm not being funny, yeah, 934 00:48:30,712 --> 00:48:32,847 but I've been licking this big ol' green booty 935 00:48:33,013 --> 00:48:35,517 for half an hour now, and I don't feel a thing. 936 00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,852 Patience, my boy. 937 00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:41,388 Here... (toad croaks) 938 00:48:41,656 --> 00:48:43,157 Ohohohoho. 939 00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:46,360 May I? 940 00:48:46,528 --> 00:48:48,630 Yeah. Knock yourself out. 941 00:48:52,399 --> 00:48:54,067 (toad croaks) Okay... 942 00:48:54,836 --> 00:48:56,403 (licking) (toad croaks) 943 00:48:56,671 --> 00:48:59,139 Hey, you got some good technique there, hehehe. 944 00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:01,543 Yeah, look at that. She likes it. 945 00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:04,579 Hey... it's my first threesome. 946 00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:11,619 (toad croaks) 947 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:16,691 (ominous music) (spiders scuttling) 948 00:49:28,670 --> 00:49:30,037 Clara: They were here first, 949 00:49:30,204 --> 00:49:31,739 but the islanders don't know their rights. 950 00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:33,106 I do. 951 00:49:33,273 --> 00:49:35,242 Okay, but like, if your dad runs a hotel here, 952 00:49:35,409 --> 00:49:37,879 doesn't that kind of affect your argument? 953 00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:41,281 My Dad quit acting to become an environmentalist. 954 00:49:41,448 --> 00:49:43,551 His place was built so film crews could stay here 955 00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:45,052 and study the wildlife, 956 00:49:45,219 --> 00:49:46,888 so no, it doesn't. 957 00:49:49,289 --> 00:49:51,091 I have a contact here. 958 00:49:51,258 --> 00:49:53,026 I can't find him anywhere. 959 00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:55,864 I need help. 960 00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:58,065 Aren't you supposed to be the nature guy? 961 00:49:58,232 --> 00:49:59,634 Mr Eco Warrior? 962 00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:01,803 This could be your story. 963 00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:03,538 You could help break it. 964 00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:04,906 Look... 965 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,275 I'm not saying that I don't want to help, but... 966 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:12,079 I'm all about the positives, you know? 967 00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:14,314 I post about the beauty of life, 968 00:50:14,481 --> 00:50:15,717 not this negative doomwatch stuff. 969 00:50:15,884 --> 00:50:17,417 And plus I've got, you know... 970 00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:18,820 sponsors, so... -Mm. 971 00:50:18,987 --> 00:50:20,320 And you don't wanna rock the boat, 972 00:50:20,487 --> 00:50:22,489 and there are no likes at the end of the world. 973 00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,559 You're a joke. 974 00:50:24,726 --> 00:50:26,326 You're just like the rest of them. 975 00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,830 You've got the whole world following your every move, 976 00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:31,231 hanging off every word you say. 977 00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:34,969 You could be a force for good, but... you just care about you. 978 00:50:35,570 --> 00:50:36,905 Okay, wait... 979 00:50:37,104 --> 00:50:38,171 Look... 980 00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:41,643 I'll help you. 981 00:50:42,109 --> 00:50:43,110 Alright? 982 00:50:43,845 --> 00:50:45,980 (suspenseful music) 983 00:50:46,648 --> 00:50:48,616 So, we're in this shed because...? 984 00:50:48,816 --> 00:50:50,183 He said he had some proof. 985 00:50:51,019 --> 00:50:53,186 This is his office, such as it is. 986 00:50:55,255 --> 00:50:57,090 (rummaging) 987 00:50:57,457 --> 00:50:58,760 Where would he keep it? 988 00:50:59,092 --> 00:51:00,962 It's gotta be on an email. 989 00:51:01,128 --> 00:51:02,764 I mean, nobody does shit on paper anymore. 990 00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:04,032 No, not for something like this. 991 00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:07,301 Digital's too... porous. 992 00:51:08,502 --> 00:51:11,338 He said he had some physical proof to help get the prick. 993 00:51:12,507 --> 00:51:14,141 (rummaging) 994 00:51:18,278 --> 00:51:20,648 -What have you got there? -It's a receipt... 995 00:51:21,616 --> 00:51:23,317 Signed by David. 996 00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:25,385 Ed: For cement? 997 00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:27,555 Loads of it. 998 00:51:27,722 --> 00:51:29,489 Well, I mean, that's not illegal. 999 00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:32,225 Then why is it hidden? 1000 00:51:34,629 --> 00:51:36,798 But don't you build hotels with cement? 1001 00:51:38,131 --> 00:51:39,968 Yes, you do. 1002 00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:42,637 So, doesn't it make it less of a smoking gun 1003 00:51:42,804 --> 00:51:45,138 and more of a... a water pistol? 1004 00:51:45,305 --> 00:51:46,641 (chuckles) 1005 00:51:47,508 --> 00:51:50,344 Ed, do you go on many dates? 1006 00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:52,513 No. 1007 00:51:53,047 --> 00:51:54,314 Do you? 1008 00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:56,584 Not for a while. 1009 00:51:57,752 --> 00:52:01,355 And, er, and what would a date look like for someone like you? 1010 00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:05,093 Oh, you know, go on a march, 1011 00:52:05,258 --> 00:52:07,562 protest against oil, lay in the road. 1012 00:52:07,729 --> 00:52:08,997 (chuckling) 1013 00:52:09,162 --> 00:52:11,365 Maybe we could glue ourselves to the road together. 1014 00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:12,867 Obviously, if you're up for it. 1015 00:52:14,702 --> 00:52:15,937 Look... 1016 00:52:16,604 --> 00:52:19,172 I know I sound like a broken record about all this. 1017 00:52:19,339 --> 00:52:21,208 No, look, I get it. 1018 00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,011 It's important to you. 1019 00:52:24,344 --> 00:52:26,748 (threatening music) 1020 00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:30,283 Fuck... 1021 00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:35,790 -Winnie! Winnie! -Winnie... 1022 00:52:35,957 --> 00:52:37,925 Hey! Hey, hey... 1023 00:52:38,092 --> 00:52:39,226 He's got no pulse! 1024 00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:41,896 Start compressing here! 1025 00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:43,531 Start compressing his chest. 1026 00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:46,134 Hey, hey, hey. 1027 00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:47,869 Come on! Winnie! 1028 00:52:48,069 --> 00:52:49,771 (sobbing) Please don't die! 1029 00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,741 He's swallowed his tongue! 1030 00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,375 (dramatic music) Ah! 1031 00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:56,978 (Ed gasping) 1032 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,380 (gasping frantically) 1033 00:53:00,548 --> 00:53:01,616 Uh! Uh! 1034 00:53:03,216 --> 00:53:05,086 (gasping frantically) 1035 00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:08,488 Ed: Uh! 1036 00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:12,192 Ah! 1037 00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:15,563 It's the second one of those I've killed since I've got here! 1038 00:53:15,763 --> 00:53:17,264 They're so aggressive! 1039 00:53:18,231 --> 00:53:19,299 Fuck! 1040 00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:20,835 Look out! 1041 00:53:21,002 --> 00:53:22,570 (threatening music intensifies) 1042 00:53:23,771 --> 00:53:26,674 (spiders scuttling) Ah! Aaah! Ah, ah! 1043 00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:29,977 (spiders biting) Aaah! 1044 00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:31,344 Aaargh! 1045 00:53:31,979 --> 00:53:33,480 (spiders biting) Aaargh! 1046 00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:35,516 -Ed! -Aaargh! 1047 00:53:35,683 --> 00:53:36,984 (spiders biting) Aaargh... 1048 00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:38,820 Ed! 1049 00:53:38,986 --> 00:53:40,855 (dramatic music intensifies) 1050 00:54:04,178 --> 00:54:06,214 Just press the button, he says. 1051 00:54:07,949 --> 00:54:09,984 (air con whirring) 1052 00:54:10,518 --> 00:54:11,686 Adi? 1053 00:54:16,991 --> 00:54:18,226 (air con whirring loudly) 1054 00:54:18,391 --> 00:54:19,359 Adi? 1055 00:54:20,293 --> 00:54:22,063 (suspenseful music) 1056 00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:24,565 (rattling) 1057 00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:27,334 Fucking hell... 1058 00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:28,703 (loud rattling) 1059 00:54:30,403 --> 00:54:32,372 (dramatic music) 1060 00:54:35,676 --> 00:54:37,979 (rattling in vent) 1061 00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,588 (dramatic music intensifies) 1062 00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,758 (air con humming) Oh, David, it's working. 1063 00:54:50,925 --> 00:54:52,325 Oh... 1064 00:54:52,527 --> 00:54:55,062 Oh, thank Christ. 1065 00:54:55,263 --> 00:54:56,831 (air con humming) 1066 00:54:57,165 --> 00:54:58,599 Hallelujah. 1067 00:54:59,934 --> 00:55:01,903 Rachel, get rid of those cobwebs. 1068 00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,705 Oh, what the fuck is he doing here? 1069 00:55:04,872 --> 00:55:06,841 What the fuck are you doing here? 1070 00:55:07,675 --> 00:55:09,277 I'm looking for a toilet to block. 1071 00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:11,179 Oh, you're so full of shit, that shouldn't be hard. 1072 00:55:11,344 --> 00:55:13,247 -What do you want? -I'm looking for Adi. 1073 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,683 Oh, finally, something we've got in common. 1074 00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:18,219 (panting, gasping) 1075 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,453 Oh my God... 1076 00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:22,455 (Mark panting, gasping) 1077 00:55:26,027 --> 00:55:27,228 Fucking... 1078 00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:30,565 I...I need a clean-up crew, here, now! 1079 00:55:30,731 --> 00:55:31,966 (panting) 1080 00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,901 Would you have a heart attack 1081 00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:35,770 on your own fucking time. What? 1082 00:55:35,937 --> 00:55:37,605 There's thousands of the bastards! 1083 00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:39,707 Hello, look, I'm Curtis. 1084 00:55:39,874 --> 00:55:43,110 Now sorry, specifically which bastards? 1085 00:55:43,277 --> 00:55:45,146 (thud) (foreboding music) 1086 00:55:49,382 --> 00:55:50,918 (grunting) 1087 00:55:51,319 --> 00:55:53,120 Aaargh! Uh! Ah! 1088 00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:55,256 -David: Jeez... -Uh! Get them off me! 1089 00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,658 Argh! Urgh! Ah! 1090 00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:00,328 Aaargh! 1091 00:56:00,493 --> 00:56:02,597 (choking) 1092 00:56:02,797 --> 00:56:04,765 Shit! Shit! 1093 00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:07,735 (foreboding music intensifies) David: Jesus Christ. 1094 00:56:07,902 --> 00:56:08,803 -Uh! -Ah! 1095 00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,104 What the fuck?! 1096 00:56:10,271 --> 00:56:12,472 (hysterical screaming) 1097 00:56:14,407 --> 00:56:17,111 (vent clunks) (spiders pouring) 1098 00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:34,494 (eerie music) 1099 00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,336 (frantic music) Uh... Uh! 1100 00:56:42,670 --> 00:56:45,106 (screaming) 1101 00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:50,878 (loud screaming, panicking) 1102 00:56:51,379 --> 00:56:53,480 (spiders scurrying) 1103 00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:57,118 (screaming) 1104 00:56:59,287 --> 00:57:01,522 (threatening music) 1105 00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:10,197 (spiders scuttling) 1106 00:57:15,369 --> 00:57:17,505 (screaming) 1107 00:57:26,147 --> 00:57:28,716 (loud screaming) 1108 00:57:30,384 --> 00:57:32,653 (dramatic music) 1109 00:57:35,022 --> 00:57:38,426 (screaming and shouting continues) 1110 00:57:38,592 --> 00:57:40,261 ♪ Living my life like a superstar ♪ 1111 00:57:40,428 --> 00:57:42,430 ♪ Looking real nice like a model, yeah, a model ♪ 1112 00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:44,198 ♪ Baby I don't care who you are ♪ 1113 00:57:44,365 --> 00:57:46,067 ♪ I just want gelato and the lotto tight ♪ 1114 00:57:46,233 --> 00:57:48,703 ♪ Cause I can't lie I'm gonna shake my ass ♪ 1115 00:57:48,869 --> 00:57:50,905 ♪ Till I am 69 I can't lie ♪ 1116 00:57:51,072 --> 00:57:54,041 ♪ I'm gonna shake my ass Till 69 ♪ 1117 00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,743 Argh! Aaaargh! 1118 00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:58,612 ♪ Champagne dreams but a soda pop wallet ♪ 1119 00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:00,348 Aaargh! 1120 00:58:00,514 --> 00:58:02,683 ♪ You talk big game ♪ 1121 00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:05,386 ♪ But you're broke So I don't want it ♪ 1122 00:58:05,553 --> 00:58:06,721 ♪ See the only thing that matters, matters ♪ 1123 00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:08,122 What the fuck? 1124 00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:09,924 I'm not falling for that shit again. 1125 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,529 (screaming) 1126 00:58:17,698 --> 00:58:20,768 ♪ That's what I like Yeah, that's what I want ♪ 1127 00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:25,706 (music muffled) 1128 00:58:28,976 --> 00:58:31,579 (screaming) (ominous music) 1129 00:58:42,289 --> 00:58:43,557 Finca! 1130 00:58:43,724 --> 00:58:45,226 (screaming) 1131 00:58:48,462 --> 00:58:49,764 Finca! 1132 00:58:51,499 --> 00:58:52,433 Finca! 1133 00:58:53,267 --> 00:58:54,969 (gasping) 1134 00:58:57,438 --> 00:58:59,106 This way! Come on! 1135 00:59:00,574 --> 00:59:02,243 (screaming) 1136 00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:11,318 (dramatic music) 1137 00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:21,530 (choking) 1138 00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:23,998 (screaming) 1139 00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:26,535 In here! 1140 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,135 David: Close the door! 1141 00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:29,538 -Close the door! -Yeah! 1142 00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:31,872 You! I wanna make a formal fucking complaint! 1143 00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:33,508 This is not cool! 1144 00:59:33,808 --> 00:59:35,109 Clara! 1145 00:59:35,276 --> 00:59:36,343 Dad! 1146 00:59:37,478 --> 00:59:38,646 Shut the door! 1147 00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:40,214 Shut the fucking door! 1148 00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:42,483 -What the fuck was that? -Spiders. 1149 00:59:42,650 --> 00:59:45,486 I know, but like, big fucking psycho spiders! 1150 00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:47,021 Are you alright? 1151 00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:50,525 This hotel's a fucking joke. Seriously, it's a fucking joke. 1152 00:59:50,691 --> 00:59:52,126 Curtis: This is bad. This is really bad. 1153 00:59:52,293 --> 00:59:53,794 Like, you can't do the basics like Internet 1154 00:59:53,961 --> 00:59:55,564 or air conditioning, but killer spiders? 1155 00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:57,965 -Yeah. No problem at all. -Okay, everybody, be calm. Yeah? 1156 00:59:58,132 --> 00:59:59,667 Check each other. Make sure they're not on you. 1157 00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:01,168 But how do we know this room is safe? 1158 01:00:01,335 --> 01:00:02,336 Well, we don't. 1159 01:00:02,503 --> 01:00:04,705 It's as safe as a bag made of his piss. 1160 01:00:04,872 --> 01:00:07,741 Seriously, this is one star, TripAdvisor. One star. 1161 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,810 -That is not fair! -Not fair?! 1162 01:00:09,977 --> 01:00:11,178 People are dying! 1163 01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,746 You must have known there were spiders here! 1164 01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:13,981 Don't be so fucking ridiculous. 1165 01:00:14,148 --> 01:00:16,016 First I knew about poisonous spiders 1166 01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:18,252 was about five fucking minutes ago like everybody else! 1167 01:00:18,486 --> 01:00:19,887 You'd better hope that's true. 1168 01:00:21,422 --> 01:00:23,390 (sinister music) 1169 01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,768 Gary: The minibar is a disgrace. 1170 01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:39,173 And millions of spiders are trying to kill. Millions! 1171 01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:41,610 David: It's not millions of spiders. It's a handful. 1172 01:00:43,344 --> 01:00:44,445 Uh... 1173 01:00:45,846 --> 01:00:46,914 Ah! 1174 01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:48,215 (screaming) 1175 01:00:48,382 --> 01:00:49,717 Oh... Oh, shit! 1176 01:00:49,884 --> 01:00:51,252 (screaming) 1177 01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:53,220 Jesus Christ! (spider scuttling) 1178 01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:54,589 Ah! Ah! 1179 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,458 (spider scuttling) 1180 01:00:57,626 --> 01:00:58,692 Oh... 1181 01:00:59,894 --> 01:01:01,530 (screaming) 1182 01:01:02,696 --> 01:01:04,031 (smashing) 1183 01:01:05,567 --> 01:01:07,134 Leave the, leave the furniture! 1184 01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:08,469 Get the spider! 1185 01:01:08,869 --> 01:01:10,738 Did you get it? 1186 01:01:10,905 --> 01:01:12,574 (dramatic music) Ah! 1187 01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:14,408 (screaming) 1188 01:01:15,644 --> 01:01:16,877 (gasps) 1189 01:01:18,145 --> 01:01:19,480 (spider scuttling) 1190 01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,984 Oh, yeah. Oh, great. 1191 01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:25,386 Great job. 1192 01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:27,421 What are you gonna do now? Put it outside? 1193 01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:29,290 Let's fucking kill the bastard. 1194 01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,058 Why? There are a thousand more out there 1195 01:01:31,225 --> 01:01:32,726 to take its place. 1196 01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:35,229 Welcome to Spider Island! 1197 01:01:35,396 --> 01:01:37,731 This is not Spider Island! Do not even joke! 1198 01:01:37,898 --> 01:01:40,501 That shit sticks. And do not post that! 1199 01:01:40,669 --> 01:01:42,102 Chance would be a fine thing. 1200 01:01:42,269 --> 01:01:45,139 Sun, sea and spiders! 1201 01:01:45,306 --> 01:01:47,775 Book now to avoid disappointment! 1202 01:01:47,942 --> 01:01:48,909 (giggling) 1203 01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:49,944 Sorry. 1204 01:01:50,110 --> 01:01:51,478 You are so fucked. 1205 01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:54,248 Clara: I've never seen this species before. 1206 01:01:54,415 --> 01:01:55,849 David: That's because it's not from round here. 1207 01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:57,318 It's an immigrant. 1208 01:01:57,484 --> 01:01:59,521 Clara: Oh, wow. Really? (speech distorting) 1209 01:01:59,688 --> 01:02:01,855 When all else fails, blame the immigrants? 1210 01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:04,659 Finca: Look at the way it's using its mandibles. 1211 01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,629 (speech distorting) (Curtis gasping) 1212 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:10,864 (echoing) Finca: Mandibles... mandibles... 1213 01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,601 Look at my fingers... 1214 01:02:13,367 --> 01:02:15,336 (hypnotic music) 1215 01:02:15,604 --> 01:02:16,937 Dad? 1216 01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:20,007 What are you talking about? Your hands are fine. 1217 01:02:20,542 --> 01:02:23,678 I worked with Richard Kiel once. He had hands this big. 1218 01:02:23,844 --> 01:02:25,714 -Who? -Jaws. 1219 01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:28,882 Not the movie, the character in The Spy Who Loved Me. 1220 01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:31,218 The man with gold teeth. Aaargh! 1221 01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:33,821 He, he was in Moonraker too. 1222 01:02:33,988 --> 01:02:35,956 Not Moonraker 2, the sequel, that... 1223 01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:37,626 and they hadn't made a sequel. 1224 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:39,661 Although the producer did talk about making a sequel, not... 1225 01:02:39,827 --> 01:02:41,328 Dad, how much have you had to drink? 1226 01:02:41,529 --> 01:02:43,632 I swear, I haven't had any... 1227 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:49,169 Oh shit! 1228 01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:51,405 (laughs) 1229 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:55,309 I licked a cane toad! 1230 01:02:55,744 --> 01:02:57,177 Why? 1231 01:02:59,313 --> 01:03:01,081 Is there anything I can say 1232 01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:03,250 that would answer that satisfactorily? 1233 01:03:03,484 --> 01:03:04,818 God, you idiot! 1234 01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:06,487 That's fair. 1235 01:03:06,655 --> 01:03:08,188 How are we gonna get off the island? 1236 01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:10,190 Isn't there an emergency hard line? 1237 01:03:10,357 --> 01:03:11,760 All communications are down. 1238 01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:14,028 What about the yacht we came on? -Gary: I can drive a yacht. 1239 01:03:14,194 --> 01:03:15,664 -I think you mean 'sail'. -Hm, no mate. 1240 01:03:15,829 --> 01:03:17,097 My daddy has a yacht. You drive. 1241 01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,832 -Of course he fucking does. -That's it, then! 1242 01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:20,568 No. There is no yacht. 1243 01:03:20,735 --> 01:03:21,935 It sailed to the mainland this morning. 1244 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,437 Russell's gone to fix the Internet. 1245 01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:25,272 Great. So we can die online. 1246 01:03:25,439 --> 01:03:27,676 (giggles) Sorry. Again. 1247 01:03:27,841 --> 01:03:30,077 Nobody is gonna die, alright? This room is safe. 1248 01:03:30,244 --> 01:03:32,112 So, all we're gonna do is we're gonna sit here, 1249 01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:33,715 we're gonna wait here until help comes. 1250 01:03:33,881 --> 01:03:35,583 Oh, and what? Fuck all your guests and staff 1251 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,017 who are dying out there? 1252 01:03:37,184 --> 01:03:38,919 Whatever happened to a captain sinking with his ship? 1253 01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:41,055 He was a fucking idiot and he died. 1254 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:42,890 Curtis: I've got a boat. 1255 01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:44,693 Dad, your boat's got a hole in it. 1256 01:03:45,092 --> 01:03:47,027 I've got another boat. 1257 01:03:48,095 --> 01:03:50,097 -A bigger boat. -Really? 1258 01:03:50,264 --> 01:03:53,535 I've got a boat at Emerald Cove. 1259 01:03:53,702 --> 01:03:55,570 In the real world, or are you tripping? 1260 01:03:55,737 --> 01:03:57,672 (laughing) 1261 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,543 Uh-oh. (gasps) 1262 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:02,910 Where are you going? 1263 01:04:03,243 --> 01:04:05,547 It's probably best you don't ask. 1264 01:04:06,614 --> 01:04:09,216 Okay. Okay, so that's the plan. 1265 01:04:09,383 --> 01:04:11,553 We go to Emerald Beach, we take the fire extinguisher 1266 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,487 and anything else we can repurpose as a weapon. 1267 01:04:13,655 --> 01:04:16,090 Gary: How? They're all over the hotel. 1268 01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:18,459 -We can go through the vents. -Clara: What do you mean? 1269 01:04:18,626 --> 01:04:20,994 Well, I think the spiders were hiding in there. 1270 01:04:21,161 --> 01:04:22,896 They are what caused the air con problem, 1271 01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:25,165 and then we turned the fans on and they got blown out. 1272 01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:28,135 Now with the fans on, I think the vents 1273 01:04:28,302 --> 01:04:30,170 are the only place where there won't be any spiders. 1274 01:04:30,337 --> 01:04:32,339 -You're right. -Of course she's not right. 1275 01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,441 -You've lost your fucking mind! -Come here. 1276 01:04:35,008 --> 01:04:37,812 If you want any chance at salvaging the situation 1277 01:04:37,978 --> 01:04:39,313 and keeping your job, 1278 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,981 how you act right now is kind of important. 1279 01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:43,618 And your priority, at least outwardly, 1280 01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:46,086 has got to be the safety of your guests. 1281 01:04:47,254 --> 01:04:48,288 Yeah. 1282 01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:50,592 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 1283 01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:52,660 We're gonna open that vent, we're gonna go in, 1284 01:04:52,827 --> 01:04:53,927 we're gonna crawl through, 1285 01:04:54,094 --> 01:04:55,295 we're gonna see if we can find a way out, 1286 01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:58,198 get his boat, then bring help for everybody, okay? 1287 01:04:58,365 --> 01:04:59,500 Let's do it. 1288 01:05:01,301 --> 01:05:03,772 (suspenseful music) (gasping) 1289 01:05:08,275 --> 01:05:10,612 (distorted voices) (gasping) 1290 01:05:14,849 --> 01:05:17,519 (hysterical laughter) 1291 01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,487 Oh... 1292 01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:22,724 (gasping) 1293 01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:25,560 (knocking) 1294 01:05:25,727 --> 01:05:27,127 Clara: Dad, are you in there? 1295 01:05:27,294 --> 01:05:28,530 (knocking) 1296 01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:31,800 Dad? Get out of the toilet. We've got to go! 1297 01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:34,001 (loud knocking) 1298 01:05:34,702 --> 01:05:36,838 Clara: Dad, come on! Hurry up! 1299 01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:42,042 (gasping) One, two, three, four, 1300 01:05:42,209 --> 01:05:47,682 five, six, seven, eight, nine... 1301 01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:54,054 Go on then. 1302 01:05:54,221 --> 01:05:55,489 I'll go first. 1303 01:05:55,890 --> 01:05:58,526 Just... don't leave my dad behind. Promise? 1304 01:05:58,726 --> 01:05:59,861 I promise. 1305 01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:02,897 (dramatic music) 1306 01:06:08,268 --> 01:06:09,503 Ah... 1307 01:06:14,909 --> 01:06:16,845 (gasping) 1308 01:06:22,517 --> 01:06:24,552 (hypnotic music) Ah... 1309 01:06:24,786 --> 01:06:26,521 (gasping) 1310 01:06:32,794 --> 01:06:35,062 (spider scuttling) 1311 01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:37,030 (squelch) Ah... 1312 01:06:40,635 --> 01:06:42,537 (eerie music) 1313 01:06:44,939 --> 01:06:47,107 (shallow breathing) 1314 01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:52,914 (threatening music) 1315 01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:55,115 Fuck! 1316 01:06:55,282 --> 01:06:57,117 Gary: Get up there, you stupid prick. 1317 01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:00,889 Fucking help! 1318 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,456 Ugh! 1319 01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:05,492 (grunting) 1320 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,961 Come on. What are you doing? 1321 01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:08,161 -We've gotta go. -I can't go in there. 1322 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:09,062 What do you mean you can't go in there? 1323 01:07:09,229 --> 01:07:10,097 I'm claustrophobic! 1324 01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:11,231 Ah... 1325 01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:14,569 -Is that the way out? -Yeah. 1326 01:07:14,736 --> 01:07:16,403 Whatever you two are planning, do it fast. 1327 01:07:16,571 --> 01:07:18,071 We're about to have company. 1328 01:07:20,107 --> 01:07:21,609 (Curtis grunting) 1329 01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:24,012 Okay, listen to me. I'm in love with you, okay? 1330 01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:25,345 I love you. 1331 01:07:25,513 --> 01:07:27,782 I've always been in love with you and, uh... 1332 01:07:27,949 --> 01:07:30,183 I just never felt like I was good enough for you. 1333 01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:32,152 So I messed up last night, 1334 01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,588 and I'm sorry, 1335 01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,023 but I want to be with you. 1336 01:07:35,623 --> 01:07:36,791 Just you. 1337 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:38,927 If you don't get up there right now, 1338 01:07:39,092 --> 01:07:40,828 you're gonna miss out on the fun you can have 1339 01:07:40,995 --> 01:07:43,096 ridiculing me for saying all of this shit, okay? 1340 01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:46,133 Now go. Please, go. 1341 01:07:46,668 --> 01:07:47,936 Go! 1342 01:07:48,168 --> 01:07:49,704 (spirited music) 1343 01:07:50,270 --> 01:07:52,372 (vent echoing) 1344 01:08:01,783 --> 01:08:03,718 Dad? Are you there? 1345 01:08:04,018 --> 01:08:07,021 -Yeah, I'm here! -You alright? 1346 01:08:07,187 --> 01:08:08,723 Well, I wouldn't say that. 1347 01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:10,792 If I had a choice, I wouldn't have my head 1348 01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:12,326 stuck up David's arse. 1349 01:08:12,492 --> 01:08:14,862 Fucking hell. Could you stop talking please? 1350 01:08:15,029 --> 01:08:16,998 Your breath's flammable. 1351 01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:21,803 (gasping) (vent rattling) 1352 01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:33,480 The airflow's stopped. 1353 01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:35,850 David: Why is no one moving? What's happened? 1354 01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:37,685 Why is there no airflow here? 1355 01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:40,888 Oh... what the fuck's that smell? 1356 01:08:41,154 --> 01:08:42,924 Everyone stay where they are! 1357 01:08:50,765 --> 01:08:52,567 David: Why are we stopping? 1358 01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,238 (sighs) 1359 01:09:00,008 --> 01:09:02,342 (dramatic music) 1360 01:09:09,684 --> 01:09:10,952 Back up. 1361 01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:12,887 -Back up! -Gary: Everybody back! 1362 01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:15,723 -Go, go! Move! -Back up, back up! Oh... 1363 01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:17,525 Back up! 1364 01:09:17,692 --> 01:09:20,061 Move! Back up! Quick! 1365 01:09:20,227 --> 01:09:22,130 Uh! (spiders scuttling) 1366 01:09:23,064 --> 01:09:24,699 (panicked gasping) 1367 01:09:24,866 --> 01:09:26,801 (spiders scuttling) 1368 01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:29,302 (spiders biting) Aaargh! Uh... 1369 01:09:29,704 --> 01:09:31,471 Aaaargh! Urgh! 1370 01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:33,273 (frenetic gasping) Gary! 1371 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,576 Aaaargh! Argh! 1372 01:09:36,711 --> 01:09:38,478 (dramatic music intensifies) 1373 01:09:39,212 --> 01:09:40,815 Aaaargh! Aaargh! 1374 01:09:42,583 --> 01:09:44,052 (crunch) Urgh! 1375 01:09:44,886 --> 01:09:46,988 (solemn music) 1376 01:09:48,089 --> 01:09:50,158 (gasping, sobbing) 1377 01:09:52,060 --> 01:09:53,628 (gasping) 1378 01:09:53,795 --> 01:09:54,896 God... 1379 01:10:00,068 --> 01:10:01,736 (panel crashing) 1380 01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:10,011 Come on. 1381 01:10:11,411 --> 01:10:12,345 Uh! 1382 01:10:14,849 --> 01:10:16,851 (David grunting) 1383 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:18,519 (gasps) 1384 01:10:18,753 --> 01:10:20,154 (threatening music) 1385 01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:25,960 (hissing) 1386 01:10:38,305 --> 01:10:39,607 (buggy whirring) 1387 01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,142 Everybody get on! Quick! 1388 01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:42,944 Move! I'm driving that. 1389 01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,714 -Quick! -Come, come, come, come. 1390 01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:48,348 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 1391 01:10:48,683 --> 01:10:50,718 -Ah, shit. -Come on, come on, come on! 1392 01:10:53,855 --> 01:10:55,355 (extinguisher hissing) 1393 01:10:57,825 --> 01:11:00,293 (spiders scuttling) 1394 01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,295 I can't, I can't believe it. 1395 01:11:03,698 --> 01:11:05,600 I can't believe he's dead. 1396 01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:10,138 (sombre music) 1397 01:11:11,739 --> 01:11:15,643 Cowards die many times before their death. 1398 01:11:17,578 --> 01:11:21,516 The valiant never taste of death but once. 1399 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,652 Throw a spider at him, will you? 1400 01:11:24,819 --> 01:11:26,754 Dad, this isn't the time for Shakespeare. 1401 01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:29,824 Please sit down. 1402 01:11:34,327 --> 01:11:36,496 Clara: I know a shortcut, through the caves. 1403 01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:38,199 It's quicker. 1404 01:11:40,668 --> 01:11:43,004 (mysterious music) (insects chirping) 1405 01:11:47,675 --> 01:11:49,844 Clara: Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! 1406 01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:52,513 It's Mongoose. 1407 01:11:52,713 --> 01:11:54,182 David: Is he meditating? 1408 01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:57,685 That man is many things, 1409 01:11:57,852 --> 01:11:59,787 but a Buddhist is not one of them. 1410 01:12:01,756 --> 01:12:03,291 He's dead. 1411 01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:07,394 He might still have that cane toad in his bag. 1412 01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:08,563 We should rescue it. 1413 01:12:08,729 --> 01:12:09,897 Definitely not. 1414 01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:15,870 (buggy whirring) 1415 01:12:20,942 --> 01:12:22,777 (mysterious music) 1416 01:12:24,411 --> 01:12:25,746 I'm alright. 1417 01:12:26,948 --> 01:12:28,049 I'm alright! 1418 01:12:28,649 --> 01:12:30,818 Whoa, ow! 1419 01:12:30,985 --> 01:12:33,154 Get the fuck out of my eye, you little bastard. 1420 01:12:33,321 --> 01:12:35,056 (buggy whirring) 1421 01:12:35,223 --> 01:12:37,325 Clara: It's coming up. Stop! Here. 1422 01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:39,126 (buggy decelerating) 1423 01:12:39,459 --> 01:12:41,062 How far is it? 1424 01:12:41,229 --> 01:12:42,129 Not too far. 1425 01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:43,764 We can cut through the caves. 1426 01:12:44,565 --> 01:12:47,500 (buggy whizzing) Where are you going? 1427 01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,604 David, what are you doing? 1428 01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:50,938 What do you think I'm doing? 1429 01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:52,506 I'm getting us to the boat to get out of here. 1430 01:12:52,673 --> 01:12:54,308 Yeah, but why are we going there without them? 1431 01:12:54,474 --> 01:12:56,277 Why? You wanna get off? Join your friends? 1432 01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:57,612 Just tell me. 1433 01:12:57,812 --> 01:12:59,180 Didn't think so. 1434 01:12:59,914 --> 01:13:01,682 Look, you're not making any sense. 1435 01:13:01,849 --> 01:13:03,751 She said there's a shortcut through the caves. 1436 01:13:03,918 --> 01:13:05,019 It's even quicker. 1437 01:13:05,186 --> 01:13:07,521 Trust me, the caves are not quicker. 1438 01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:10,490 (birds chirping) (suspenseful music) 1439 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,494 If he gets to the boat first, 1440 01:13:14,662 --> 01:13:15,763 don't you think he's just gonna take it? 1441 01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:16,931 Definitely. 1442 01:13:17,131 --> 01:13:19,000 He won't. This way's quicker. 1443 01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:22,036 Scarier. 1444 01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:25,606 (ominous music) 1445 01:13:36,651 --> 01:13:38,786 (insects chirping) 1446 01:13:42,123 --> 01:13:43,524 Finca: I don't like this. 1447 01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:45,393 Clara: Just a bit further and we can drop down, 1448 01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,895 go through the caves, and then it's mangroves. 1449 01:13:48,062 --> 01:13:49,330 Water. 1450 01:13:58,471 --> 01:14:01,008 (eerie music) 1451 01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:15,323 Holy shit. 1452 01:14:15,923 --> 01:14:17,391 Oh God... 1453 01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:19,994 (Curtis gasping) 1454 01:14:20,161 --> 01:14:21,195 Those are... 1455 01:14:21,362 --> 01:14:23,030 irregular cobwebs. 1456 01:14:23,931 --> 01:14:24,999 What does that mean? 1457 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:26,734 It means they're not meant for trees. 1458 01:14:27,101 --> 01:14:30,037 Nothing's gonna fly into that. It's too visible. It's... 1459 01:14:32,073 --> 01:14:33,441 It's a nest. 1460 01:14:33,774 --> 01:14:35,776 (foreboding music) 1461 01:14:41,115 --> 01:14:42,717 Look at the size of it. 1462 01:14:47,288 --> 01:14:49,757 David Attenborough once told me about these spiders 1463 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:52,026 that hunt in packs 1464 01:14:52,193 --> 01:14:54,695 using a distraction technique called... 1465 01:14:54,862 --> 01:14:56,364 peacock spider. 1466 01:14:57,465 --> 01:14:59,700 While you're looking at it, 1467 01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:02,403 the pack attacks you from below. 1468 01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:06,574 (rustling) 1469 01:15:08,142 --> 01:15:09,777 (scuttling) 1470 01:15:14,115 --> 01:15:15,216 Run! 1471 01:15:15,383 --> 01:15:17,284 (dramatic music) (spiders scuttling) 1472 01:15:26,427 --> 01:15:28,562 (dramatic music intensifies) 1473 01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:30,931 Uh! (thud) 1474 01:15:32,133 --> 01:15:33,167 Uh... 1475 01:15:34,168 --> 01:15:35,770 Ah! Uh... 1476 01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:38,739 I think it's broken. Uh... 1477 01:15:38,906 --> 01:15:40,074 Ah, come on... 1478 01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:41,776 Dad, I think she's broken her leg! 1479 01:15:42,109 --> 01:15:43,811 (ominous music) 1480 01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:46,113 Dad? Did you hear what I said? 1481 01:15:46,781 --> 01:15:48,182 Yeah, I heard you. 1482 01:15:50,519 --> 01:15:52,753 (spiders scuttling) 1483 01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:54,588 (Curtis gasping) 1484 01:15:56,490 --> 01:15:57,526 Oh... 1485 01:15:58,692 --> 01:16:00,461 (spiders scuttling) 1486 01:16:01,362 --> 01:16:02,797 They're coming. 1487 01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:05,499 Now you've gotta stay perfectly still. 1488 01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:07,835 Spiders will only attack you if they feel threatened. 1489 01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:10,471 Do not move. 1490 01:16:10,671 --> 01:16:11,839 I'll distract them. 1491 01:16:12,006 --> 01:16:13,107 (branch snaps) 1492 01:16:13,874 --> 01:16:15,609 (rustling) 1493 01:16:16,977 --> 01:16:18,547 Come on! (thud) 1494 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,315 Come and get it! 1495 01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:22,517 Come on! 1496 01:16:22,883 --> 01:16:24,351 Come on! 1497 01:16:24,553 --> 01:16:26,521 (dramatic music) 1498 01:16:27,021 --> 01:16:28,456 (thud) Come on, you little fuckers! 1499 01:16:28,622 --> 01:16:30,124 -Come on! -Dad, no! 1500 01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:31,192 Come and get it! 1501 01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:34,328 You want to fight someone, fight me! 1502 01:16:34,563 --> 01:16:37,131 Come and get it! Come and get it! 1503 01:16:37,298 --> 01:16:39,333 -Don't...move. -Come on! 1504 01:16:41,135 --> 01:16:42,236 Come on! (thud) 1505 01:16:42,537 --> 01:16:45,206 Come on! Come and get me! (thudding) 1506 01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:49,710 Come on! You want a fight? Fucking fight me! 1507 01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,513 Come on! 1508 01:16:51,679 --> 01:16:53,548 Follow me, you bastards! Come on! 1509 01:16:54,648 --> 01:16:55,916 Come on! 1510 01:16:58,352 --> 01:16:59,588 Come on! 1511 01:17:00,921 --> 01:17:04,425 Ah! I'm over here! Come on! 1512 01:17:04,593 --> 01:17:07,228 (spiders scuttling) 1513 01:17:09,697 --> 01:17:11,600 Come on! Follow me! 1514 01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:14,401 Come on! There you go! 1515 01:17:14,569 --> 01:17:16,437 I'm the Pied Piper! Come on! (thudding) 1516 01:17:16,605 --> 01:17:18,906 Here we go! There you go! (thudding) 1517 01:17:19,073 --> 01:17:21,942 That's it, here we go! Here we go! Here! 1518 01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:23,777 Uh! Argh! (spider biting) 1519 01:17:23,944 --> 01:17:25,547 Oh, God... 1520 01:17:25,713 --> 01:17:27,448 (groaning) 1521 01:17:27,616 --> 01:17:29,049 Ah! God... 1522 01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:31,285 (sinister music) 1523 01:17:36,924 --> 01:17:38,926 (groaning) 1524 01:17:41,962 --> 01:17:43,430 Clara! 1525 01:17:44,098 --> 01:17:46,467 Run! 1526 01:17:46,635 --> 01:17:47,868 (sobbing) 1527 01:17:52,873 --> 01:17:55,209 (sobbing) 1528 01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:57,444 (sombre music) 1529 01:17:59,581 --> 01:18:01,550 (sobbing) 1530 01:18:13,595 --> 01:18:14,895 We have to go. 1531 01:18:16,830 --> 01:18:17,831 Clara! 1532 01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:20,401 Go where? 1533 01:18:20,569 --> 01:18:21,835 What do you mean? 1534 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,472 Go where? 1535 01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:27,509 There's nowhere left to go. 1536 01:18:31,078 --> 01:18:33,682 If we stay here, we will die. 1537 01:18:34,348 --> 01:18:35,983 (sobbing) 1538 01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:42,657 Look... I'm sorry about your dad, 1539 01:18:42,957 --> 01:18:45,926 and I'm sorry the island that you love got fucked. 1540 01:18:46,493 --> 01:18:50,130 But if that shit stain manager gets to that boat first, 1541 01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:51,966 he'll win. 1542 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,301 And I'm pretty sure you wanna live 1543 01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:56,103 to stop that from happening. 1544 01:19:04,546 --> 01:19:07,047 (suspenseful music) (water dripping) 1545 01:19:08,782 --> 01:19:10,351 (grunting) 1546 01:19:12,687 --> 01:19:14,522 (grunting) 1547 01:19:21,962 --> 01:19:23,632 (gasping) 1548 01:19:27,801 --> 01:19:29,970 That motherfucker... 1549 01:19:31,573 --> 01:19:34,041 He filled the caves with concrete. 1550 01:19:34,743 --> 01:19:36,511 So, does it mean we're trapped? 1551 01:20:07,074 --> 01:20:08,909 If you can climb down, 1552 01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:11,513 I think there's a way through. 1553 01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:13,213 How tight is the space? 1554 01:20:14,081 --> 01:20:15,249 It's tight. 1555 01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:23,457 Look at me. 1556 01:20:24,726 --> 01:20:26,060 We can do this. 1557 01:20:27,461 --> 01:20:28,462 But... 1558 01:20:28,862 --> 01:20:30,064 Just give me a minute. 1559 01:20:31,766 --> 01:20:33,635 (water dripping) 1560 01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,552 (lighter clicks) 1561 01:21:02,996 --> 01:21:05,299 (suspenseful music) 1562 01:21:14,241 --> 01:21:16,410 (threatening music) 1563 01:21:16,578 --> 01:21:17,746 Let's go. 1564 01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,480 Let's go. We should go now. 1565 01:21:21,281 --> 01:21:22,817 (gasping) 1566 01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:31,693 Ah! 1567 01:21:33,762 --> 01:21:35,764 (threatening music intensifies) 1568 01:21:39,834 --> 01:21:40,869 (lighter clicks) 1569 01:21:41,034 --> 01:21:42,102 Ah! (lighter sparks) 1570 01:21:46,106 --> 01:21:48,676 (dramatic music) 1571 01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:03,525 (lighter clicks) 1572 01:22:03,691 --> 01:22:05,058 Clara: You're a mother. 1573 01:22:05,225 --> 01:22:06,561 Go away. 1574 01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:16,571 (water splashing) 1575 01:22:17,037 --> 01:22:19,373 (suspenseful music) (Finca gasping) 1576 01:22:35,657 --> 01:22:36,990 (gasping) 1577 01:22:41,094 --> 01:22:42,996 (wading) 1578 01:23:00,715 --> 01:23:03,250 (uplifting music) 1579 01:23:23,103 --> 01:23:25,773 Shit. I thought it'd be closer. 1580 01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:28,810 Alright, hold on. 1581 01:23:28,977 --> 01:23:31,613 David, just think about what it would look like 1582 01:23:31,779 --> 01:23:34,281 if you and me are the only two survivors. 1583 01:23:34,749 --> 01:23:36,651 Please, we have to wait for them! 1584 01:23:36,818 --> 01:23:38,318 You can. I'm not. 1585 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,155 Clara: I've seen the caves! 1586 01:23:42,322 --> 01:23:44,626 And I know how you got planning permission to build on them! 1587 01:23:44,792 --> 01:23:45,994 -Caves? -Yeah... 1588 01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:47,227 Well, how did we get planning 1589 01:23:47,394 --> 01:23:48,228 permission to build above caves? 1590 01:23:48,395 --> 01:23:50,163 -The caves were made safe. -How? 1591 01:23:50,330 --> 01:23:51,633 We followed the architect's advice. 1592 01:23:51,799 --> 01:23:53,968 The spiders came from the caves, 1593 01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:56,004 deep below ground, harming no one. 1594 01:23:56,169 --> 01:23:58,640 You filled their home with concrete, forcing them out. 1595 01:23:58,806 --> 01:24:01,408 And your signature is on the receipt for that cement. 1596 01:24:01,576 --> 01:24:03,110 Bullshit. Show me. 1597 01:24:07,649 --> 01:24:09,416 Oh, oh no. 1598 01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:11,786 Did your letter get wet? It's ruined it, hasn't it? 1599 01:24:11,953 --> 01:24:13,320 Oh, what a pity. 1600 01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:15,590 You see, what we actually have here 1601 01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:18,526 is called force majeure, which is an unforeseen natural act. 1602 01:24:18,693 --> 01:24:22,262 And guess what? That absolves me of all responsibility. 1603 01:24:22,429 --> 01:24:23,665 Sorry! 1604 01:24:24,599 --> 01:24:27,200 I've got copies of everything. I'll help you. 1605 01:24:27,769 --> 01:24:29,102 Rachel. What are you doing? 1606 01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:31,371 I've been helping you for years. 1607 01:24:31,539 --> 01:24:33,541 Hiding your mistakes. Covering up your fuckups. 1608 01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:34,809 Yeah, it's your job! 1609 01:24:34,976 --> 01:24:36,343 Well, you're a disgusting human being 1610 01:24:36,511 --> 01:24:37,712 and I despise you. 1611 01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:39,212 You cannot talk to me like that. 1612 01:24:39,379 --> 01:24:41,049 You're an Infinity Dream employee. 1613 01:24:41,214 --> 01:24:43,216 Well, do you want to shove this up your arse? 1614 01:24:43,383 --> 01:24:44,953 Or shall I do it for you? 1615 01:24:45,118 --> 01:24:46,486 Alright, very good. 1616 01:24:49,724 --> 01:24:50,792 Ow! 1617 01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:53,160 Right, I've had enough of this. 1618 01:24:53,795 --> 01:24:55,362 You're not gonna make it! 1619 01:24:55,530 --> 01:24:56,564 Watch me! 1620 01:24:56,731 --> 01:24:58,365 The tides are too strong! 1621 01:24:58,533 --> 01:25:00,802 For you, because you're weak! 1622 01:25:00,969 --> 01:25:05,138 In fact, your whole, your whole generation is weak! 1623 01:25:05,305 --> 01:25:09,209 You're weak, lazy, self-obsessed! 1624 01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:13,748 In fact, you are... you're so, so self-obsessed, 1625 01:25:13,915 --> 01:25:18,820 you literally think that work is photographing your food 1626 01:25:18,987 --> 01:25:23,057 and sharing every magnificent bubble-headed thought 1627 01:25:23,223 --> 01:25:25,192 that comes into your head! 1628 01:25:26,226 --> 01:25:29,196 You're not, you know what? You're not Gen Z. 1629 01:25:29,363 --> 01:25:32,600 You're genpanzee! You're pathetic! 1630 01:25:32,767 --> 01:25:34,201 See ya! 1631 01:25:34,368 --> 01:25:35,737 Fuck off! 1632 01:25:35,903 --> 01:25:38,171 My generation is trying to find their way 1633 01:25:38,338 --> 01:25:40,374 because your generation fucked up everything. 1634 01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:42,409 And now nature's biting you in the arse 1635 01:25:42,577 --> 01:25:43,778 and you don't like it! 1636 01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:45,113 Yeah, yeah. 1637 01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:47,214 Nothing's biting me! 1638 01:25:47,381 --> 01:25:49,617 Spiders can't swim! 1639 01:25:49,884 --> 01:25:52,185 Ooh! (dramatic music) 1640 01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:53,286 Uh! 1641 01:25:56,256 --> 01:25:58,926 (screaming) 1642 01:26:00,293 --> 01:26:02,096 (screaming) 1643 01:26:02,262 --> 01:26:03,865 Rachel, help! 1644 01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:05,967 No! Aaargh! 1645 01:26:06,199 --> 01:26:08,268 (screaming) 1646 01:26:09,704 --> 01:26:10,738 No! 1647 01:26:10,905 --> 01:26:12,073 Rachel! 1648 01:26:12,239 --> 01:26:13,306 Aargh! 1649 01:26:19,547 --> 01:26:22,382 Well, I wasn't expecting that. 1650 01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:25,119 No. 1651 01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:28,623 I mean, that captain fella, he said there were sharks. 1652 01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:33,594 (messages pinging) 1653 01:26:33,761 --> 01:26:35,129 I got signal! 1654 01:26:35,295 --> 01:26:36,531 Me too. 1655 01:26:37,264 --> 01:26:39,232 I'll call Captain Brunner and let him know where we are. 1656 01:26:40,935 --> 01:26:42,737 (phone ringing) 1657 01:26:42,970 --> 01:26:44,639 (dog barking) 1658 01:26:44,839 --> 01:26:46,841 How the hell is that dog still alive? 1659 01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:50,343 No, how the hell is he still alive? 1660 01:26:51,979 --> 01:26:53,313 I'm alright! 1661 01:26:54,314 --> 01:26:55,516 I'm alright! 1662 01:26:58,586 --> 01:26:59,754 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1663 01:26:59,921 --> 01:27:01,823 It's okay, it's okay. 1664 01:27:02,156 --> 01:27:05,026 They're just... riding along, you know, 1665 01:27:05,193 --> 01:27:07,762 having the occasional nibble, but I'm alright. 1666 01:27:08,096 --> 01:27:09,964 They're just really beautiful animals. 1667 01:27:10,131 --> 01:27:11,799 (hissing)q 1668 01:27:11,966 --> 01:27:14,001 (hissing) No! 1669 01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:16,537 That's not very respectful to nature. 1670 01:27:16,704 --> 01:27:19,674 Aargh! Aargh! Die! (hissing) 1671 01:27:19,841 --> 01:27:21,609 (hissing) 1672 01:27:21,776 --> 01:27:23,711 She's killing my friends. 1673 01:27:26,814 --> 01:27:28,716 How are you not dead? 1674 01:27:29,217 --> 01:27:31,519 Well, aside from being an absolute legend 1675 01:27:31,686 --> 01:27:34,822 with an amazing capacity for drugs, I'd say... 1676 01:27:34,989 --> 01:27:35,923 (toad croaks) 1677 01:27:36,090 --> 01:27:37,892 The venom of the cane toad protects you 1678 01:27:38,059 --> 01:27:39,627 from the poison of the spiders. (toad croaks) 1679 01:27:39,794 --> 01:27:41,629 Either that or I'm a really lucky git. 1680 01:27:42,063 --> 01:27:44,331 (suspenseful music) (toad croaks) 1681 01:27:45,967 --> 01:27:48,536 Did you lick a cane toad with my dad by any chance? 1682 01:27:49,003 --> 01:27:51,038 Oh yeah. The old guy, the actor fella 1683 01:27:51,205 --> 01:27:52,405 with the really shitty bar? 1684 01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,041 I must say, he was... 1685 01:27:55,143 --> 01:27:56,878 Really partial to a lick. 1686 01:27:58,179 --> 01:28:00,081 (panting) 1687 01:28:11,559 --> 01:28:12,693 Dad? 1688 01:28:15,696 --> 01:28:16,931 Dad?! 1689 01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:18,533 Dad? 1690 01:28:21,769 --> 01:28:23,037 Dad!! 1691 01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:27,742 Dad?! 1692 01:28:32,713 --> 01:28:34,081 Dad?! 1693 01:28:41,522 --> 01:28:43,958 (uplifting music) 1694 01:28:47,695 --> 01:28:50,198 (gentle music) 1695 01:29:13,486 --> 01:29:15,890 (evocative music) 1696 01:29:37,678 --> 01:29:39,814 My darling Clara. 1697 01:29:39,981 --> 01:29:41,749 I hope you are reading this as a woman 1698 01:29:41,916 --> 01:29:43,851 and that you're happy in your life. 1699 01:29:44,285 --> 01:29:46,587 I hope you can bring yourself to forgive me 1700 01:29:46,754 --> 01:29:49,456 for taking you away from this beautiful island. 1701 01:29:51,158 --> 01:29:52,827 We tried to make the marriage work, 1702 01:29:52,994 --> 01:29:55,129 but your dad cared so much about saving the planet, 1703 01:29:55,296 --> 01:29:57,198 there wasn't much time for anything else. 1704 01:29:57,430 --> 01:30:00,334 I know that sounds a bit heartless, but it's the truth. 1705 01:30:04,171 --> 01:30:06,173 Life stopped being fun, 1706 01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,509 and life should never not be fun. 1707 01:30:08,843 --> 01:30:11,646 Curtis: To die, to sleep. 1708 01:30:11,812 --> 01:30:14,815 No more, and by a sleep 1709 01:30:14,982 --> 01:30:18,152 to say we end the heartache 1710 01:30:18,352 --> 01:30:22,957 and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. 1711 01:30:24,392 --> 01:30:27,628 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. 1712 01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:30,831 To die, to sleep. 1713 01:30:30,998 --> 01:30:32,300 Dad? 1714 01:30:33,334 --> 01:30:35,036 To sleep... 1715 01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:38,239 perchance to dream. 1716 01:30:38,406 --> 01:30:42,043 Aye, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death, 1717 01:30:42,209 --> 01:30:44,879 what dreams may come when we have shuffled off 1718 01:30:45,046 --> 01:30:48,649 this mortal coil, must give us pause... 1719 01:30:52,053 --> 01:30:53,988 Dad! (Curtis laughs heartily) 1720 01:30:58,059 --> 01:30:59,327 Oh... 1721 01:30:59,694 --> 01:31:01,429 Mum left you. 1722 01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:02,930 Why didn't you tell me? 1723 01:31:04,265 --> 01:31:06,233 Nothing worse than a man seeking pity. 1724 01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:10,204 Apart from a bad actor playing a man seeking pity. 1725 01:31:11,739 --> 01:31:13,341 I love you, Dad. 1726 01:31:15,710 --> 01:31:17,511 In that case... 1727 01:31:17,878 --> 01:31:19,814 I love me too. 1728 01:31:22,283 --> 01:31:24,618 I'm not quite sure why I'm alive. 1729 01:31:24,785 --> 01:31:26,087 The cane toad! 1730 01:31:26,921 --> 01:31:28,456 (laughing) 1731 01:31:30,091 --> 01:31:32,760 Well, this seems like a good moment for Shakespeare. 1732 01:31:34,028 --> 01:31:35,463 Go on then. 1733 01:31:39,133 --> 01:31:41,602 Doubt thou the stars are fire. 1734 01:31:42,136 --> 01:31:45,106 Doubt that the sun doth move. 1735 01:31:45,272 --> 01:31:47,875 Doubt truth to be a liar. 1736 01:31:50,244 --> 01:31:53,714 But never doubt I love. 1737 01:31:54,281 --> 01:31:56,817 (uplifting music intensifies) 1738 01:32:04,892 --> 01:32:06,994 ♪ We've seen days ♪ 1739 01:32:07,161 --> 01:32:10,398 ♪ Where there was not a cloud in sight ♪ 1740 01:32:10,564 --> 01:32:16,170 ♪ When things just seemed to go our way ♪ 1741 01:32:17,838 --> 01:32:20,107 ♪ Now it seems ♪ 1742 01:32:20,274 --> 01:32:23,978 ♪ That trouble's easier to find ♪ 1743 01:32:24,345 --> 01:32:29,450 ♪ We've forgotten how to play ♪ 1744 01:32:31,185 --> 01:32:33,421 ♪ Those other days were easier ♪ 1745 01:32:33,587 --> 01:32:35,689 ♪ Got carried away ♪ 1746 01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:38,692 ♪ On wings our dreams had shown to us ♪ 1747 01:32:40,828 --> 01:32:43,130 ♪ All of the memories we share ♪ 1748 01:32:43,297 --> 01:32:45,166 ♪ They're here to stay ♪ 1749 01:32:45,332 --> 01:32:48,537 ♪ And no one can take that away from us ♪ 1750 01:32:49,036 --> 01:32:51,540 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1751 01:32:53,774 --> 01:32:56,310 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1752 01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:00,881 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1753 01:33:03,317 --> 01:33:08,222 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1754 01:33:12,026 --> 01:33:18,065 ♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪ 1755 01:33:18,899 --> 01:33:23,337 ♪ Would you go back in time ♪ 1756 01:33:25,239 --> 01:33:32,012 ♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪ 1757 01:33:32,179 --> 01:33:36,250 ♪ Would you go back in time ♪ 1758 01:33:38,419 --> 01:33:40,988 ♪ Those other days were easier ♪ 1759 01:33:41,155 --> 01:33:43,023 ♪ Got carried away ♪ 1760 01:33:43,190 --> 01:33:45,759 ♪ On wings our dreams had shown to us ♪ 1761 01:33:48,095 --> 01:33:50,731 ♪ All of the memories we share ♪ 1762 01:33:50,898 --> 01:33:52,534 ♪ They're here to stay ♪ 1763 01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:55,736 ♪ And no one can take that away from us ♪ 1764 01:33:56,203 --> 01:33:58,607 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1765 01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:03,744 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1766 01:34:05,846 --> 01:34:08,382 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1767 01:34:10,619 --> 01:34:13,354 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1768 01:34:20,127 --> 01:34:22,696 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1769 01:34:25,032 --> 01:34:27,434 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1770 01:34:29,770 --> 01:34:34,643 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1771 01:34:36,076 --> 01:34:38,647 ♪ Those other days were easier ♪ 1772 01:34:38,812 --> 01:34:40,649 ♪ Got carried away ♪ 1773 01:34:40,814 --> 01:34:43,484 ♪ On wings our dreams had shown to us ♪ 1774 01:34:45,719 --> 01:34:48,322 ♪ All of the memories we share ♪ 1775 01:34:48,722 --> 01:34:50,224 ♪ They're here to stay ♪ 1776 01:34:50,391 --> 01:34:53,460 ♪ And no one can take that away from us ♪ 1777 01:34:53,827 --> 01:34:56,230 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1778 01:34:58,633 --> 01:35:01,235 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1779 01:35:03,404 --> 01:35:05,906 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 1780 01:35:08,242 --> 01:35:13,080 ♪ Ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 1781 01:35:16,951 --> 01:35:22,990 ♪ Do I want to go back in time ♪ 1782 01:35:23,824 --> 01:35:28,262 ♪ Would you go back in time ♪ 122272