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(SOPRANOS THEME SONG )
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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The guy on 13th street,
I told him, Go see Gigi.
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You call Beansie?
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Gigi, Beansie?
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Us Italians, I think we're the only ones
that use nicknames to that extent.
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No, your Chinese.
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Nah.
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Yeah, this violinist,
Yo-Yo Ma.
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"Soubriquet"...
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It's another word for nickname.
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I'm sorry.
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What's the matter, hon'?
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Nothing.
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Tony?
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How you doing, sweetie?
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Good, good.
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I took Danny to the doctor
like you said.
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My son.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, Right, right.
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How's he doing?
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Good, you were right.
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Just a chest cold,
not pneumonia, thank god.
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Oh, great, great.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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I made you some bread.
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You know, like a "thank you".
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You didn't have to do that.
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Oh, really, I wanted to,
it's datenut for breakfast.
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Listen...
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Tracee, right?
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The bread's very sweet.
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And you're a great girl.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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But you can't be doing
stuff like this.
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No good.
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But I just wanted
to say thanks.
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I know.
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But I already got a family,
they give me gifts.
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What we have is
an employer/employee thing.
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Can't we be friends?
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Well, I'm not so sure
that's such a good idea either.
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'Cause, you know,
you and Ralphie...
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Yeah, Ralphie.
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I'm glad your kid's okay.
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Let's go, Betty Crocker.
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Bread.
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So, Russell Crowe, I mean,
he's trapped, right?
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They're gonna
sever off his head.
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And he's telling them
how to do it?
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I know, and then he yanks the sword
from that dude.
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That was so phat.
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What about when the guy gets
hit with that spike thing
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And chunks of his head
go flying?
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Enough already.
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We're making conversation here.
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People are trying to eat.
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Thank you.
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Why do you let him
watch this garbage?
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"Erin Brockovich",
that was a nice one.
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I didn't care for it.
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You did too,
what are you talkin'?
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( DOORBELL )
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See who that is.
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Since when did
I become the butler?
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It's probably Jackie JR.,
he locked himself out.
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No accountability, this kid.
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What, people forget their keys.
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There he is...
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Fresh Prince of New Jersey.
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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Don't get up, Don't get up.
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I'll fix you a plate.
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Sit down,
have something to eat.
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No, I can't, Dino Zerilli's
out in the car.
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You sure, something quick?
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Why don't you go bring him in?
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Next time.
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I'll leave them in the mailbox.
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That's alright,
we'll use my set.
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I'll put them on the counter.
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What am I,
the invisible man here?
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Hey.
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Hey, man, your sister around?
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She decided to stay
at school and study.
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Any message?
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No, just, you know, hello.
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Alright, I'm gonna
hit the road.
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Sorry to interrupt your dinner.
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Stay out of trouble.
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So handsome.
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Good kid.
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Little pig-headed,
if you ask me.
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Every advantage, this kid.
College, good home life.
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I had to quit school
when I was in 11th grade
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To help my mother.
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Supposed to be an architect.
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So...
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When did you first notice me?
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I don't know.
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"History of film", I guess.
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The way you talked, you know?
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Turned around
to see who you were.
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And?
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Nothing.
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What?
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Say it!
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No, no, no!
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Leave me alone!
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I'm not gonna stop
until you say it.
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Okay, okay, wait.
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I thought you
were cute, alright?
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Ahh...
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I knew it.
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Ah, hello?
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I'm sorry.
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I just don't know
where else to go.
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You guys hanging out?
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We were.
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You Okay?
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I went over...
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To see that movie
over at the student union.
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Old, like, horror film
or something, "Freaks".
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Tod Browning, 1932.
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All these horrible people in it
with pointy heads and stuff.
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This one guy had no legs.
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He just hopped around
on his hands.
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Caitlin...
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We talked about this.
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You can't keep exposing yourself
to things that upset you.
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I know, it's just...
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Why is other people's pain
a source of amusement?
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Caitlin, what the hell
are you doing?
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It's just a habit.
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Well, stop it, alright?
You're gonna be bald.
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It's obsessive compulsive.
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I'm gonna head upstairs.
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Don't go on account of me.
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I have that
Poly-Sci paper anyway.
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Please, don't be mad.
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I'm not mad.
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It's just you're
really moody, you know?
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I think I miss my ferrets.
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You gotta snap out
of this, Caitlin.
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Maybe you need to
talk to somebody.
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Yeah, well, I'm already
taking those buspar pills.
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Well, maybe that's not enough.
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Where are you going?
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To the library.
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See you later.
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I'm sure coming here has been
a culture shock for her.
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I mean, for us,
L.A., New Jersey,
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We're kind of used to
the mean streets, you know?
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Someone like Caitlin
from Bartlesville, Oklahoma...
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New York's probably a little
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Overwhelming.
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Maybe we should try
and be patient with her.
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What?
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Nothing.
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You're sweet.
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Most guys wouldn't
even give a shit.
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Well...
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I'm not most guys.
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Do you have a condom?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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A.J., call
Lindsey Blundetto.
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Hi.
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Hey, what are you doing home?
Don't you have class?
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It's Friday,
only in the mornings.
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I got a postcard
from the dentist.
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It's time to
schedule a cleaning.
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God, I just went.
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Smells great, what is that?
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It's a bundt cake
for A.J.'s fund raiser.
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Nice shoes.
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Ls daddy home?
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He's upstairs.
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What's with you, you seem...
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What?
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Nothing, I don't know.
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Hey, you know what I read?
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They're making
a movie with Eloise.
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Oh, really,
that should be cute.
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It's supposed to come out
around Christmas or something.
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Remember at the plaza
that time?
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That kid who kept
calling her Heloise
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And I almost got
in a fight with her?
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Yes, that little Spanish girl.
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She was so annoying.
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I can't believe
you even remember that.
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You were like,
nine or something.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Anyway, so, when it opens,
we are so there, you and me.
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I know you're excited to see me,
but try to control yourself.
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So...
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How is school, what's new?
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Caitlin's still a pain.
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She cries over
like, everything.
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She probably misses
her family, the poor thing.
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Thank god for Noah, though.
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He's the only one
that can calm her down.
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She started pulling
her hair out last night
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'Cause she saw a scary movie.
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She does it all the time now.
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Her scalp is like, all raw.
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Oh, my god.
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Nothing a straight jacket
wouldn't cure.
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Sorry, I forgot,
it's Mr. Sensitivity
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Who doesn't have any
problems of his own.
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I'm agreeing with you.
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Like you have a clue.
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Jesus Christ,
what the fuck already?!
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Cut her some slack, tony,
she's under a lot of strain.
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And you did start this.
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Did you see?
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How I didn't rise to the bait?
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The mulignan?
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A lot of good It did me.
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Does anybody!
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It's still going on!
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( ROCK SONG PLAYING )
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( KNOCKING )
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Whoa, you're on
the poles tonight, honey.
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Why the hell's Mandee in?
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VIP work, VIP prices.
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It's 50 bucks to me,
plus a blow job later on.
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You know you're gonna make
at least half a "g" in there.
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( ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES
TO PLAY)
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Oh, look at that.
233
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,425
It's like an ad for
a fucking weight loss center.
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Before...
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00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,553
And way before.
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00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,672
This guy ever stop
breaking balls?
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Hear what I said, Ton'?
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00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,764
They're like an ad
for a weight loss center.
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Before and after.
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Come here.
241
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,474
I want to show you
where the horse bit me.
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Hi, Tony.
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Hey.
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Look at this vision.
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00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,442
How you doing, sweetheart?
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00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,995
Hey, Ralph.
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I have come to reclaim Rome...
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- For my people.
- How you doing?
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00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:35,425
I have come to reclaim
Rome for my people!
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I don't get it,
what do you mean?
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Fucking "Gladiator", ya fuck!
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Oh, the movie.
253
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I didn't see it.
254
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You're an asshole then.
255
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,144
Ho, ho, ho.
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What do we have here?
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00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,900
What is this,
a handsome contest?
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Ralphie.
259
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,227
Yo...
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Behave you.
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00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,646
Hey...
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00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,691
Hey, baby, I was
wondering where you were.
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00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,734
Oh, oh, oh, fucking kiss me!
264
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,911
How many cocks
you suck tonight?
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00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,370
Go on.
266
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,448
Get me a drink.
267
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,288
Skipper!
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00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:12,958
Where's Tony?
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00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,924
Getting his weasel greased.
270
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,875
Oh, your kid brother's here.
271
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:19,843
Ralphie.
272
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,383
Word to the wise.
273
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,303
I'm just fuckin' around,
breakin' balls.
274
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,591
Yo.
275
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,760
I got a cousin who's a fag.
276
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:30,854
Oh!
277
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:31,939
Fucko!
278
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,396
This weekend...
279
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,565
Get the video.
280
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,943
There'll be a quiz next week.
281
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,867
They're gonna find this piece
of shit in the trunk someday.
282
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,536
We are all dead men,
283
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,951
As Russell Crowe said, ahh...
284
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,032
Hey, c'mon.
285
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,538
All we can do...
286
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,043
ls choose...
287
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,795
How we die!
288
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,590
That fucking hurts!
289
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:58,757
Nah,
290
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,843
All that fat?
291
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,841
He's out of control,
this oobatz.
292
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,261
Hey, Ralph.
293
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,976
C'mon, man.
294
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,432
( Clicking tongue )
295
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,226
Alright, c'mon.
296
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,977
Put it down, Ralphie, c'mon.
297
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,774
I am father...
298
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,686
To a murdered...
299
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,316
Son, husband.
300
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,108
Ralphie!
301
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,272
Murdered wife.
302
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,571
( Muffled arguing )
303
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,532
My vengeance.
304
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,408
(female screaming )
305
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,910
Jesus Christ!
306
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,037
Goddamnit!
307
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,247
( Male ) Ralphie!
308
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,293
C'mon!
309
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,204
( Male ) The fuck you doing?!
310
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,298
My fucking eye,
I'm blind, I'm blind!
311
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,962
The fuck's the matter with you?
312
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,544
What are you,
hopped up on something?
313
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,924
It was an accident.
314
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,716
What did you do?
315
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,514
Nothing, we were
fucking around.
316
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,309
It was an accident,
stop being such a crybaby.
317
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,836
Take him to the emergency room.
318
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,473
What?
319
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,732
Just take him.
320
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,861
C'mon, pussy boy-
321
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,237
Fucking stunad, this guy.
322
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,408
Did you like the bread?
323
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,030
What?
324
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,323
The datenut bread.
325
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,407
I have recipes...
326
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,960
Hey, sweetheart,
not now, alright?
327
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,974
I was up all night.
328
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,426
You could've called
or something.
329
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,762
Sorry, I didn't realize
I needed your permission
330
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,555
To visit my house.
331
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,474
I'm sorry.
332
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,229
It's just...
333
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,024
I kept having this image
of you in the hospital
334
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,696
With your throat cut.
335
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,523
I appreciate your concern,
336
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:49,202
But maybe you should focus
on your own problems, okay?
337
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,537
You know, there was
this thing on TV once
338
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,489
About that pilot,
Charles Lindbergh,
339
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,577
And about how his baby
was kidnapped and killed...
340
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,878
Jesus Christ, already!
341
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,583
Don't go.
342
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,915
I'm going to Noah's.
343
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,626
Well, at least
you have a boyfriend!
344
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,794
( DOOR SLAMMING )
345
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,433
Now she's got me all wound up.
346
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,893
Put her out of your mind.
347
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,478
Duh, if I could do that.
348
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,603
Maybe we should find her a guy.
349
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,358
Don't you have any friends?
350
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,521
Do you really think I'd subject
one of my friends to Caitlin?
351
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,695
I have an idea.
352
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,693
I think her birthday's
coming up.
353
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,282
Why don't we take her out,
354
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,996
Like to celebrate?
355
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,036
You mean like to live bait?
356
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,126
Get her drunk,
maybe it'll cheer her up.
357
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,712
Please, she's bad enough sober.
358
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,713
I bet I know what
would cheer you up.
359
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,094
Ch, yeah?
360
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,758
What?
361
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,228
Go to the fuse box.
362
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,598
In the cellar, Janice.
363
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,352
So, call the gas company,
what do you want from me?!
364
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,780
You chose to
live there, remember!
365
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,327
Well?
366
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,955
What do you think?
367
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,156
About what?
368
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,916
What am I looking at?
369
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,035
My teeth, I got braces.
370
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,665
What do you want, a parade?
371
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,712
Oh!
372
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,335
What did I tell you
about fraternizing?
373
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,416
I'm not, I was just
showing Tony my braces.
374
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,380
Yeah?
375
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,135
I didn't shell out
three crackers
376
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,054
For you to be
modeling your teeth.
377
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,346
Get to work.
378
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,342
C'mon.
379
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,263
Anything else?
380
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,360
Ralphie's the one sticking her,
381
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,108
Why don't he pay for her teeth?
382
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,822
It's a loan, I'm juicing her.
383
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,449
Usually it's fake tits
they want.
384
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,236
Yeah, well, she don't
need those, that's for sure.
385
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,704
That kid's a thoroughbred.
386
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,615
But, Madonn', those choppers.
387
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,539
A fucking train wreck.
388
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,547
Well, Happy Birthday to us all.
389
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,595
That was a barrel of monkeys.
390
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,426
That guy Jeff
kept staring at me.
391
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,639
What do you think?
392
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,062
You want to check out "smokes"?
393
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,101
I'm a little tired, you know?
394
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,766
Yeah, yeah, right.
395
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,480
It is getting a little late.
396
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,606
Oh, my god.
397
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,443
That is so sad.
398
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,399
The chairs,
the pears, the bears,
399
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,159
The social security cards.
400
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:36,865
C'mon, Caitlin.
401
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,280
We should give her some money.
402
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,825
Caitlin!
403
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,375
Excuse me, miss.
404
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:44,577
Miss!
405
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,997
Miss!
406
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,708
Oh, my god!
407
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,011
Not bad, chrissy.
408
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,217
Decent week.
409
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,422
Not bad?
410
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,681
I'm running ragged here.
411
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,262
If I wanted to work
18 hours a day,
412
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,684
I could get a job at Denny's.
413
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,980
Like they'd fucking hire him.
414
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,732
What, are you crying?
415
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,146
Keep it UP...
416
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,144
I'll give you
something to cry about.
417
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,326
Watch the braces, honey.
418
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:25,001
God, it was so horrible.
419
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,999
It's over, Caitlin, okay?
420
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,292
How can you be so callous?
421
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,462
That was the most
horrific thing ever.
422
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,757
It was a homeless woman with
"The Daily News" up her butt.
423
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:41,305
Every time I close my eyes,
I just keep seeing her.
424
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,178
Oh, my god.
425
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,521
Caitlin, why don't we go over
to the health center?
426
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,730
They'll help you.
427
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,437
They'll give you something
to calm down at least.
428
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,392
No.
429
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,860
No more drugs.
430
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,190
Caitlin, don't start
drinking, c'mon.
431
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,569
Listen...
432
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,948
I have to get up
really early tomorrow.
433
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,371
Josh is on the red eye
from L.A. and...
434
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,461
My friend, Josh, from Crossroads
High School, I didn't tell you?
435
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,837
No.
436
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,166
Sorry, I thought I did.
437
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,422
Anyway, he's coming in
and we're gonna head up
438
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,261
and see his brother
at Hampshire.
439
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,679
Try and get some rest, okay?
440
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,945
Where do you think
she sleeps at night?
441
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,116
( KNOCKING )
442
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,786
Hi.
443
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,626
When did you come in?
444
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,037
Just now.
445
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,756
Sorry, were you sleeping?
446
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,221
It's a good thing we're
paying for that dorm room.
447
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,435
It's Caitlin again,
I can't sleep there.
448
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,562
Forget about studying.
449
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,599
Like you were studying
at two A.M.
450
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,481
Noah and I took her
out for her birthday.
451
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,945
She's all depressed
to begin with
452
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,397
and then she starts
having conniptions
453
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:20,567
over this homeless lady
in the street.
454
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,490
And how are things with Noah?
455
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,502
He's going up to Hampshire
College with his friend from L.A.
456
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:35,377
He said he told me about it,
but I know he didn't.
457
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,879
Don't you think that's weird
that he would just do that?
458
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,010
I don't know,
I don't really know him.
459
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,671
And his friend, Josh, I mean...
460
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,427
I guess he's okay.
461
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,092
So, you two are
still dating then?
462
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,427
Is that a problem?
463
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,188
You started this conversation.
464
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,143
The hygienist from
Dr. Maceras called.
465
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,819
You never scheduled
your appointment.
466
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,193
I'm sorry, I forgot,
I'll do it.
467
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,286
And Jackie JR.
Says hello.
468
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,412
Noah's great, but he can
be odd, you know?
469
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:12,584
It's like...
470
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,879
One minute he's all affectionate
and then the next,
471
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,089
he's like a totally
different person.
472
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,888
Meadow, are you in love
with this boy?
473
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,675
I don't know.
474
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,269
I guess so.
475
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,102
At this point, I better be.
476
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,776
At what point,
what does that mean?
477
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:41,318
Sorry, but we are so not
having that conversation.
478
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:04,883
Tony?
479
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,592
You have a second?
480
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,891
I know you said
we can't be friends,
481
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,969
But there's no one else
I can talk to.
482
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:16,814
I'm pregnant.
483
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:18,650
It's Ralphie's.
484
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,649
Congratulations.
485
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,071
I don't know what to do.
486
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,739
He acts like
he doesn't give a shit.
487
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,537
Did you ever think
he's not acting?
488
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,285
Well, what should I do,
should I keep it?
489
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,366
I don't get involved
in affairs of the heart.
490
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,168
But if I have it...
491
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,037
You think he'll
help me support it?
492
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,460
Oh, sure, it'll be
father knows best over there.
493
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,588
Look, you want my advice?
494
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,349
You already got one kid.
495
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:53,720
Problems with that,
burning him with cigarettes,
496
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,145
Whatever the fuck
you were doing.
497
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,847
I got help for that,
I had a lot of repressed anger.
498
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,807
The county social worker
says it all goes back
499
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,859
To my mom and holding
my hand on the stove...
500
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,356
Whatever, okay?
501
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,939
Your age, your situation,
502
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,908
You need another kid like you
need a fucking hole in the head.
503
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:11,116
You're young, still got your
figure, you're making money.
504
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,455
So, you think I should
get an abortion?
505
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,912
Believe me,
with Ralphie as the father,
506
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,995
You'll be doing this kid and the next
three generations a favor.
507
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,590
Hey, Urban Outfitters
is having a sale.
508
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,630
We're out of syrup.
509
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,465
'Cause you use a whole
gallon at a time.
510
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,133
Shut up.
511
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:32,842
A.J.
512
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:33,717
You wanna go?
513
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:34,927
What do you need, shoes?
514
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,227
Shoes, some new tops.
515
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,387
I need underwear.
516
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,605
So, you wanna go or not?
517
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,315
I put your whites
in at 10:30.
518
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:41,829
I need to wait until
the dryer's free.
519
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,060
Let Lilliana do it.
520
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:43,894
Lilliana's off.
521
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,979
It's gonna be a zoo
by the time we get there.
522
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,670
( KNOCKING )
523
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:08,926
Meadow here?
524
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,963
She paged me,
she's at her parents.
525
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,263
Oh.
526
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:14,888
Want to hang out?
527
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,976
I'm writing my paper.
528
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,271
You mind if I just
sit and study then?
529
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,807
I'm fine, really, it's just...
530
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,481
You know, it's creepy
up there alone.
531
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,904
Um...
532
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,444
Alright.
533
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,542
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
534
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,131
What are we, shod?
535
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,591
Who we missing?
536
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,096
Tracee.
537
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,932
Left sick on Saturday,
haven't seen her since.
538
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,638
For three days?!
539
00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,932
Fucking twat.
540
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,829
I talked to my mom.
541
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,456
And she wants me to go
to Vermont this weekend.
542
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,411
For what?
543
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,004
Friends of my dad's.
544
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,798
Paul and lrione Dudley.
545
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,010
Paul's a psychiatry professor
at Dartmouth Medical School
546
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:34,047
And they have a horse farm
and ride and talk.
547
00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,473
Paul's very inspiring.
548
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:38,809
Sounds good.
549
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,221
I just feel better already.
550
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,731
Irione is an amazing cook.
551
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,934
Now, if I just don't
get freaked out
552
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:48,815
By the sound of
the pine trees at night.
553
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,612
I'm going to Noah's.
554
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,995
This Moltisanti kid,
he's got his head up his ass.
555
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,409
This is a great
gladiator movie?
556
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,329
Look at Kirk Douglas'
fucking hair.
557
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:10,040
They didn't have flat tops
in ancient Rome!
558
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,343
What do you want
to drink, baby?
559
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,928
Get me a Fresca.
560
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,100
C-fucking-minus
and it's all her fault.
561
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:27,312
You know, six hours I'm trying
to work and she just won't stop.
562
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:28,479
Tell me about it.
563
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,692
The questions, the whining,
564
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,236
the crazy goddamn nonsense.
565
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,906
She starts crying about
her economics class.
566
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,650
She doesn't get it, so I give her
my notes from last year.
567
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:39,577
I'm talking primo notes,
I got an "a".
568
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,072
But even that's a problem.
569
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,581
She doesn't understand
my writing.
570
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,333
"What does this word mean?
Blah, blah, blah, blah."
571
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,411
Nothing's ever enough with her.
572
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,999
I mean, I know
I'm the R.A.
573
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,961
But technically she's not
even on my floor.
574
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,422
C-minus.
575
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,258
Really beautiful, Noah.
576
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,135
It's not that bad, okay?
577
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,890
I want options when
I graduate, meadow.
578
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,271
I'm going to law school
in two short years.
579
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,524
A c-minus
is fucked for me.
580
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:13,396
It's early in the semester,
you'll make it up.
581
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,664
Is that alright, honey?
582
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,249
Fine.
583
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,213
You know I take
care of you, right?
584
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,799
You, Danny.
585
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,600
Our gorgeous little baby.
586
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:44,722
( KNOCKING )
587
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,018
Who's that?
588
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,263
How the fuck should I know?
589
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,065
Ralphie, open up!
590
00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,772
Ah, shit.
591
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,570
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
592
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,281
Ralphie!
593
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,870
Where's tracee?
594
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,417
She's busy.
595
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:11,002
Hey, Sill.
596
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:12,287
Put your shoes on!
597
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,964
Oh, what'd I say?
598
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,882
I don't know,
what'd you fuckin' say?
599
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,001
Three days she missed work.
600
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,379
I've been sick, Sil.
601
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,546
Ch, yeah?
602
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,132
I called your house.
603
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,596
Your mother says you haven't
been there for two days either.
604
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,552
I was here,
Ralph's taking care of me.
605
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,889
You got a little kid at home!
606
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,270
Her mother's watching him!
607
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,189
Mind your fucking
business, Ralph!
608
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,735
Oh, where do you get
the balls to come here?
609
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,358
Three grand
this cunt's into me,
610
00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:40,608
And where do I get
my fucking balls?!
611
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,954
Go on, get out of here.
612
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,032
Let's
613
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,668
What's the matter
with you, huh?!
614
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,583
You know how many
girls would kill
615
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,876
for the opportunity you've got?
616
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,176
What, working for you?
617
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,629
Oh, go ahead, keep it up.
618
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,796
Give me a break,
619
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:05,256
In two seconds I could
get a job at any other...
620
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,476
Listen to me,
you little boochiac'.
621
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,349
Until you pay what you owe,
622
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,346
that shaved twat of yours
belongs to me!
623
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,727
You understand?!
624
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,567
I asked you a question.
625
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,149
Yeah, now, get in the car.
626
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,987
( LAUGHING )
627
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,374
And then I go to pour the milk
and the carton is empty.
628
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,294
I keep telling you,
it's not me, it's A.J.
629
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,416
Nice try, mister.
630
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,963
How about the football trance?
631
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,378
I swear to god, we can have
an entire conversation,
632
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,302
But if that TV's on, he's not
hearing a word I'm saying.
633
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:43,762
One time this happened.
634
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,259
Forget it, gab,
635
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:46,931
You might as well be
talkin' to the furniture.
636
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,639
Well, that's because men have
the attention span of children.
637
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,474
Sorry, honey, what'd you say?
638
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,558
This cake, Rosalie.
639
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,521
Really, R0, delicious.
640
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,689
The whole meal.
641
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:01,279
I'm glad we could reciprocate.
642
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,655
Hey, college boy, how's school?
643
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,073
Good, you know.
644
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:09,829
Crackin' the books.
645
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,247
Almost dean's list.
646
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,666
What's this, almost?
647
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,039
Give me his name,
no more almost.
648
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,045
I'm going out.
649
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,714
I'll probably end up
staying at Bobby's.
650
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:21,086
No drinking and driving.
651
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,793
C'mon, he knows
better than that.
652
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,085
Right, tough guy?
653
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,800
Yeah, whatever you say, Ralph.
654
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,051
Get lost.
655
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,761
Enjoy your youth.
656
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,430
I'm gonna kill you.
657
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,721
Why didn't you tell me
this place was so fancy?
658
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,015
Calm down, it's just my father.
659
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,646
Believe me, it'll be nothing
compared to meeting your dad.
660
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:43,696
There he is.
661
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:44,648
Hey.
662
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,325
Hey, dad.
663
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,577
Meadow.
664
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:50,908
This is my father, Len.
665
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:51,704
Hello.
666
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,908
Len Tannenbaum, please sit.
667
00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:57,793
How was the flight?
668
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,714
Aside from Tim Daly
chewing my ear for an hour,
669
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:02,757
It was wonderful.
670
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,672
The guy from "wings",
you know him?
671
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,302
He did his deal for "fugitive".
672
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,301
Usually I enjoy
L.A. to New York.
673
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:09,840
Five hours
without interruptions,
674
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,971
It's the only time I get
to do some real work.
675
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,225
Unbelievable.
676
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,518
He flies first class,
677
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,806
personal DVD player
with any movie he wants
678
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,307
Never even opens the case.
679
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:19,788
Bad enough representing
these people,
680
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,607
I have to suffer
through their movies too?
681
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:27,028
God, it must be so exciting
being an entertainment lawyer.
682
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,988
Get to meet
all the celebrities.
683
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,993
It beats working for a living.
684
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,787
He's in town to
meet with Dick Wolf.
685
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,079
The sportscaster?
686
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,995
Actually, he's a TV producer.
687
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,080
"Special Victims Unit,
Law and Order".
688
00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,202
"New York Undercover".
689
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,788
I used to love that show.
690
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:43,123
Good evening, may I offer you
a cocktail before dinner?
691
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,338
Guys, are we drinking wine?
692
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:50,594
Clos Pegase, the '94
if you've got.
693
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:58,598
So, meadow, what business
is your father in?
694
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:03,143
Actually, um,
he's in waste management.
695
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,979
Ah, toxic chemicals,
medical waste,
696
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,314
that sort of thing?
697
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:10,196
Yeah, sort of,
environmental cleanup.
698
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:21,374
Let's give a Big Bada Bing
welcome to Tracee.
699
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,480
Hey, that guy cut the line.
700
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,025
What's the matter?
701
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:55,533
I told Caitlin if we went
to the movies I'd call her.
702
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,160
I'm starting to feel bad.
703
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,625
I stopped feeling bad
the second I saw that grade.
704
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,838
Did I tell you my father's filing a
restraining order against her?
705
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,418
What?
706
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,172
You're kidding, right?
707
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,087
You obviously
don't know my father.
708
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:15,640
He totally freaked when
he heard about the C-minus.
709
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,514
Well, I mean...
710
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,555
Couldn't you try
talking to her first?
711
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,390
At this point?
712
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,393
She thinks we're her friends.
713
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,978
Well, you have to set limits.
714
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:29,563
The girl was ruining our lives.
715
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,316
Think about it, we couldn't do
anything without her horning in.
716
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:36,111
We certainly couldn't
take her to see this.
717
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,714
Mrs. Custer
grabs the artist,
718
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,468
"Oh!
719
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:54,879
"I tell you I want a painting
720
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:57,182
"Commemorating my husband's
last thoughts,
721
00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:01,144
You give me cows with halos
and Indians making love?”
722
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,809
"Mrs. Custer,"
he says.
723
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:07,689
"Those are your husband's
last thoughts."
724
00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:11,063
"Holy cow,
725
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:14,900
look at all
those fucking Indians."
726
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,659
( LAUGHING )
727
00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,790
Oh, what, not even a hello?
728
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,700
Fuck you, asshole.
729
00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,370
Oh, that's nice, very nice.
730
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,331
That's how you talk to a man
in front of his friends?
731
00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:30,503
Yeah, right.
732
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,167
What man?
733
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,550
Oh, a double.
734
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,675
You tell him, sweetie.
735
00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,472
I like this girl!
736
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,550
Women, women, women.
737
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,893
Why was I born handsome
instead of rich?
738
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,682
( DOOR CLOSING )
739
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:57,908
Leave me alone.
740
00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,494
What's the matter with you?
741
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,579
What are you being
like this for?
742
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,702
Fuck you, three days you don't
call even to see how I am.
743
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,084
Baby, I'm busy, I gotta work.
744
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,503
How else am I gonna
take care of you
745
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,789
when you're
nine months pregnant?
746
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:13,925
You serious?
747
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,298
Of course I'm serious.
748
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:22,475
We'll get a little house...
749
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,432
In a cul-de-sac.
750
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,265
I know that guy
who's a mortgage broker.
751
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,892
Really?
752
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:34,483
Ralphie, I love you.
753
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,864
I love you too, baby.
754
00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:39,117
Hey...
755
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,078
If it's a boy...
756
00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:45,032
We'll name him after me.
757
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,374
If it's a girl, we'll name it
Tracee after you.
758
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,797
This way she can grow up
to be a cock sucking slob
759
00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:54,378
just like her mother.
760
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,712
Are you out of
your fucking mind?
761
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,342
Guinea motherfucking
piece of shit!
762
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,347
That's right, that's right,
get it all out.
763
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,345
Get it all out,
you little whore.
764
00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,278
That make you feel good?
765
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,614
You feel like a man?
766
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,529
Look at you now.
767
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,011
Oh...
768
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,431
Give me a fucking drink.
769
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:27,596
What happened to you?
770
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:31,229
Tracee.
771
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,105
She slipped.
772
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:36,066
We were arguing, I don't know.
773
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,152
She fell.
774
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:49,364
Holy fucking shit.
775
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:53,497
Get a sheet, Chrissy,
cover that up.
776
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,207
Where is he?
777
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,007
Inside.
778
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,460
Go get him.
779
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,435
She fell?
780
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,732
That's my story.
781
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,067
You stupid motherfucker!
782
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,443
How fucking dare you!
783
00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:24,857
Take it easy.
784
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:25,950
You don't think.
785
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,406
You disrespect this place.
786
00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:30,739
That's the reason why
you were passed the fuck over.
787
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,870
It's my fault she's a klutz?
788
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,752
Motherfucker!
789
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:47,255
Are you out of your fucking mind
layin' your hands on me?!
790
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,597
He's the boss of this family!
791
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:49,967
Shut the fuck up!
792
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:52,176
I'm a made guy!
793
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,356
Ton', we gotta
get you out of here.
794
00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:57,895
Is this place open?
795
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,017
No!
796
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,477
Get the fuck
out of here, Ralph!
797
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,909
Keep that back door locked!
798
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,744
And get her the fuck
out of here.
799
00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:12,288
You got a rug,
a piece of carpet?
800
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,701
Cocksucker was way out of line.
801
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,037
20 years old, this girl.
802
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,623
That too.
803
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:27,337
Let's go.
804
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,160
What?
805
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,000
I think we need to talk.
806
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,969
I think that maybe we've been
seeing too much of each other.
807
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,053
And?
808
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,681
I don't know.
809
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,433
I mean...
810
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,722
I really like you, meadow.
811
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:23,518
It's just...
812
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,524
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
813
00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,489
Are you breaking up with me?
814
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,570
Are you really that surprised?
815
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,620
Why, I mean...
816
00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,501
Things were going so good.
817
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,082
Look, honestly,
818
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,289
You're too negative.
819
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,716
It's like you have
this underlying cynicism
820
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:47,545
about everything.
821
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,586
What are you talking about?
822
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,884
I really didn't
want to get into this.
823
00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:12,950
So...
824
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,027
Things are better then?
825
00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:17,659
Since our first session?
826
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,382
Yes, I guess.
827
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,502
We seem to talk more easily.
828
00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:40,099
Sometimes even painful sessions
can break the log jam.
829
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:43,017
Yes.
830
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,277
And then this.
831
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,860
You're being
particularly quiet today.
832
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,450
Sometimes I got nothing to say.
833
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,372
Anthony.
834
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:01,081
Carmela is here.
835
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:05,795
She's giving up her time to
talk about your panic attacks.
836
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,589
A young man who...
837
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,056
Worked for us...
838
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,097
Baronet sanitation, he...
839
00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:23,271
He died.
840
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,015
Who?
841
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:28,351
You don't know him.
842
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,940
He died, that's all.
843
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,536
Work-related death.
844
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:47,962
It's sad when they go so young.
845
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,862
How was the dentist?
846
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,166
God, is there nothing
to eat in this house?!
847
00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:50,187
Who knows, maybe she quit.
848
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,520
I heard she went outside with
Ralphie and never came back.
849
00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:56,064
Do yourself a favor,
keep what you hear to yourself.
850
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,865
Parties are usually
Friday night.
851
00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:00,113
A lot of high rollers,
a lot of big tips.
852
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,823
You want in the VIP room?
853
00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:04,655
It's 50 bucks to me
plus a blow job later on.
854
00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:11,038
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