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MUSIC: 20th Century Boy by T.Rex.
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Friends say it's fine
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♪ Friends say it's good
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♪ Everybody says it's just like
rock and roll... ♪
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TYRES SQUEAL
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SHE GASPS
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Whoops!
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♪ I move like a cat
Charge like a ram
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♪ Sting like a bee
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♪ Babe, I wanna be your man
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♪ Hey
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♪ Well, it's plain to see
You were meant for me, yeah... ♪
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-Oh, it's looking good, Dave.
-No worries.
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CHURCH BELL RINGS
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{\an8}MUSIC: Young Hearts Run Free
by Candi Staton.
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♪ What's the sense in sharing
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♪ This one and only life
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♪ Ending up just another
lost and lonely wife. ♪
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Oh, this is just perfect, isn't it?
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You know when the estate agent
showed me around, she said,
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"I'm so sorry, you're going to have
to gut the place.
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"It's not been touched
since the '70s.
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I said, "Are you kidding, love?
It's perfect."
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It is like a time capsule.
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Just got time to get me
lucky frame up before we open.
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MUSIC CONTINUES ON RADIO
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What is that?
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I ran away to London
when I was a teenager.
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Got into hairdressing, and I was
working all the high-end salons.
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All the top folk were coming in.
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I knew 'em all and they knew me.
It were lovely.
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And when they'd had a whizzer
and I was sweeping up after,
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I'd preserve a lock.
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Rod Stewart.
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David Cassidy, look.
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George Best.
So black, it's almost deep blue.
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Noddy Holder.
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Blondie.
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It's The Goodies.
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Kate Bush.
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Parkinson himself.
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Ah, Donna Summer.
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That is a clip of Bjorn's beard
from ABBA.
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And my prize -
a snip of dear David.
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Bowie.
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From his Ziggy days.
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Sorry, it's just, it is
eight tenths off the perpendicular
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and a centimetre
off the vertical, so...
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-may I?
-Yeah.
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So exciting.
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I've been researching the '70s
since I got the job.
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I like to be thorough.
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I noticed that at your interview.
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Is that why I got the job?
Oh, hey, I do like this music.
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CHUCKLES: That is why
you got the job.
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-Go on, give us a twirl.
-Oh...!
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Oh, no!
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Be gone!
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Go on.
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Be... gone!
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Scoot!
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Dreadful woman.
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HE SIGHS
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Watch out!
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Yeah, it's mainly junk.
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I'm gutting the place, yeah.
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Having a right good clear out,
and there's one or two things
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you might want to pass your
experienced eye over.
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WHISPERS: - Mr Terry,
I've got a hair appointment.
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-What?
-A hair appointment!
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Shush!
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Sorry, Race.
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Well, to be honest, Terrance,
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I don't envisage there being much
for me.
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And to be frank, I don't fancy
a trip out for nowt.
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Hey! Don't be too hasty,
there's a few choice things.
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'Ere, let me look.
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Nice candle stick,
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condiment holder,
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antique cup and saucer.
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One second, pray.
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Er, please describe.
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Well, it's...
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Wait there, let me take a photo.
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Hang on. Let me get some light.
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Two seconds, Race.
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MESSAGE WHOOSHES
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MESSAGE ALERT PINGS
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Did you get the photo?
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Yes, yes, I got it all right.
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I'm coming over.
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Keep it safe.
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CALL DISCONNECTS
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Result!
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HE HUMS TO HIMSELF
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Mr Terry, we agreed that
if I worked late last night,
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I could have a few hours off today.
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-I'm already late - and if I miss that bus...
-Yes! Yes.
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Go, then, toddle on.
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You did say you'd try and sort
something out for the charity shop.
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I've already donated
my Frank's stuff after he...
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Oh, just take that box of crap.
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It's going in the skip anyway.
Move it!
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And get back pronto!
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Blooming heck, what a rush.
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CHURCH BELL CHIMES
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Sorry I'm so late.
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Sorry. So sorry.
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-Can I leave this here?
-'Course you can.
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I've got to get it down
the charity shop.
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Then after that, straight on the bus
and back to work.
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Sorry.
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That painting's a bit
circa 1970s, innit?
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Oh, have it if you like.
It was destined for the skip.
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Just don't ask me
which way up it goes.
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She's struggling for lolly,
poor love.
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Ooh! 25% off.
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Welcome is that.
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-How did you know?
-I'm a hairdresser. Read the cut, kid.
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-What?
-She's Mutt and Jeff in her left ear as well.
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You're our first-ever customer.
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-Pardon, love?
-You're our first-ever customer.
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Oh, sorry, love, I'm bit hard of
hearing in this blinking side.
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-Sorry.
-She has the hair always pushed back over the left ear.
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You can see the permanent kink.
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I'm Val, by the way.
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Valerie Stromboli, isn't it?
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It is, love. There hangs a tale.
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I remember me first cut here
as a girl.
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Me mother brought me.
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It's exactly the same.
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In fact, I think that very track
was playing.
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-Oh, it's lovely, isn't it?
-Clary's a convert!
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So, please take a seat
in Sir Swivel.
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SHE GASPS
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Are you all right?
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I never look in a mirror for
more than a second or two lately.
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Look at the sorry, sorry state
of me.
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Are you sure you're all right?
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Can I get you a tea? Or a coffee?
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Ever since my Frank went...
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I've let meself go.
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SHE SOBS
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Hey, you're with us now.
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Leave yourself in my hands.
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DOORBELL TINKLES
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I'm here for my appointment.
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Sorry, at... At what time was it?
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-Now.
-Now.
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I've got nothing in my book,
I'm afraid.
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Every third month,
I have it on this time on this date.
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I'm sorry, the last owner's
sold up, love.
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-But it's no problem if you can wait.
-No!
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Oh, dear!
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Don't give her any mind.
That's Miss Pru.
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No need to explain.
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Those with straight fringes that go
thataway are always like that.
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-What do you mean?
-They've no patience.
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She moves around the town like that.
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That's bob on. They call her
Miss Pru Never Queue.
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Yeah, she lives alone,
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she was in the teaching profession,
probably,
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and she is not popular with anyone.
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Yes! How did you know?
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Oh, she's like
the Hairdressing Holmes.
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Elementary, my dear Clary.
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Got the whole blinking lot there,
all right,
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except she's no time for anyone
except her titchy dog.
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And even she can't stand her!
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Spinster of the parish?
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Oh, not quite.
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I could tell you a few things
about old Pru
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and a certain gentleman
antique dealer.
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Ooh! Hanky panky?
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Well, let's just say
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furtive conversations
in darkened corners.
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Ooh, I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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I can't settle until I've got
that box to the charity shop
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and back to work.
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-Don't you worry about that, I'll nip it up in me break.
-Ooh!
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Thanks.
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She's not moving!
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Ooh! She's scary, her.
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Let me get my maddy baddy face on.
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Not yet!
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It's on the sign!
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Never fails.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Oh, there's another one.
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Oh!
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Not...
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Oh, my God! It's her, it's her!
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It's you, the new hairdresser
in town.
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You're not supposed to be in
cos of the sale.
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-Oh.
-But sod it sideways. Come on in. Come in!
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-I was just bringing a box...
-Put the box down there.
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-Ta, dove.
-Thanks. And would you mind terribly...
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-Oh, what's these leaflets?
-Well, you know.
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Well, welcome
to the Harrods of hand-me-downs,
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as it's known!
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HE LAUGHS
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Here, let's get
these product placed.
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Ooh! 25% off.
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-Get this, Dobbie.
-Oh, I'll have some of that.
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THEY ALL LAUGH
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What brought you here, dear?
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Oh, a place of my own, somewhere
quiet, doing what I love best.
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-What about you?
-Same. Samesies.
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I danced all over -
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cabarets, casinos, cruises -
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till me tendons screamed out
for mercy.
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And I find me calling here,
among the cast-offs.
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-Aw!
-Don't encourage him.
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He'll be giving his story via means
of interpretive dance in a minute.
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Where do you come from?
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Worked in London most of my career.
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Oh! I got a taste of t'smoke an all.
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-A drag review off Piccadilly.
-Oh!
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♪ I'm wearing
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♪ Second hand hats
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♪ Second hand clothes
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BOTH SING: ♪ Never had
a single thing that's new. ♪
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We had Danny La Rue
in our shop once.
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Don't tell me, was you working
at Sassoon's,
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and Leonard of Mayfair,
all that lot?
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Yep.
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Be still, my beating heart.
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That must have been marvellous.
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Here you are, meet the mob.
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-Lonnie.
-Lily.
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And on ironing and pricing
and everything else, we have...
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Dobbie!
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THEY LAUGH
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Our Gran Friday. She does the lot.
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Oh, and on sorting
and sullen grunts,
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we have The Bad Lads in the back.
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-WHISPERS: - Community service.
-Right, right, right, right.
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Lads!
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BOTH: - 'Ey up.
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They won't be requiring your
25% off, as you may have noticed.
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Good thing you've come
when you've come.
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We're about to lower the drawbridge.
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-God save us.
-Mmm!
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Hang on to everything
that's not nailed down.
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-Dobbie's bingo dobber went last time, didn't it, love?
-Yeah.
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Here, you'll be losing this one
an' all.
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Initialled an' all.
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Me lucky dobber.
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Dobbie's bingo barmy. Goes nowhere
without her dobber, do you, dovelet?
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Oh! Ha-ha!
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Cheeky!
256
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,056
I had a lipstick that hue in '72.
257
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,776
THEY LAUGH
258
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,856
God love us, what a mess!
259
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,416
Dear, oh, dear.
260
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,856
Terrance!
261
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,616
All right, Race? Hey? Yeah?
262
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:22,456
All right, yes. Just brushing off
the dust and the past.
263
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,176
Too many memories, you see.
264
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,096
I recall this establishment
in its heyday.
265
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,656
I bet you do!
266
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,856
The last owner just took off.
267
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,336
I got it as a job lot.
268
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,336
-Oh, yeah?
-So much junk.
269
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,856
Hey, let me show you that teacup.
270
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,400
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
271
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,696
Oh!
272
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,376
Oh, wait.
273
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,696
Daft mare's taken the wrong box.
274
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:52,280
Right, before we go any further,
this was definitely it?
275
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,056
-'Course it bloody were!
-Right, sorry, where is it?
276
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,776
The charity shop.
277
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,456
You do realise it was worth 35
at least?
278
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,736
Oh, great!
279
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,656
That's 35 quid down the Swanee.
280
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,976
No.
281
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,800
35,000!
282
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,200
I'm sorry I'm late.
283
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,920
Do you like me hair?
284
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,120
What?
285
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,960
Here!
286
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,136
-What a haul.
-I know.
287
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,856
It was like Raiders of the Lost Ark,
though I did get out by a whisker.
288
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,176
-What?
-The charge of the four-for-two tsunami.
289
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,656
Hey, and guess who was at the head
of it, elbowing like a good 'un?
290
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,216
-Who?
-Miss Pru.
291
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,416
She glared at me with,
"Get out of my way or die!"
292
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,976
And the corners on that trolley...
293
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,456
Ow!
294
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,976
Like the daggers
on Boudicca's chariot wheel.
295
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,096
Come on, Val,
step out for goodness' sake.
296
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,080
-I'm so sorry! -Hurry up!
-Hop in the back.
297
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,800
GEARS GRIND
298
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,416
OK. Right hand, red.
299
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,176
DOORBELL TINKLES
300
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,776
Oh, Val, your beautiful barnet.
301
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,176
The box! Have you still got
that box?
302
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,656
What?!
303
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,360
LILY AND CLARY SHRIEK
304
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,416
-Where's the teacup!
-Sorry?
305
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,776
-The teacup, man!
-Sorry, what?
306
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,536
It was in the box I brought.
307
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,296
Oh, that box.
It's still by the door.
308
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,680
-Shift!
-Ooh!
309
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,096
Shift!
310
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,456
Nothing here.
311
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,656
It must have been sold, then.
312
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,696
Didn't see it go, no.
313
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,136
I never miss a sale or a receipt.
314
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,136
Whatever the siege,
no teacup passed by me.
315
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,016
Listen here, you,
I need that teacup back.
316
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,616
And listen here, foghorn,
no teacup was sold.
317
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,256
-You saying it's been nicked?
-Must have been.
318
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,496
I want this place turning over,
you hear me?!
319
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,056
I want my teacup back!
320
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,216
It's been turned over.
Everything's gone.
321
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,136
There's been tons of people
through this place.
322
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,696
It could be anywhere.
323
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,016
-I want it!
-Hey. Hey!
324
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,096
Calm down. Calm down, old boy.
325
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,736
Someone must have
seen something, right?
326
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,816
I'm letting you know,
I will get that cup and saucer back
327
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,776
if it kills me
or I have to kill someone!
328
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,377
And you're sacked!
329
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,000
VALERIE SOBS
330
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,096
Just to explain his rather
over-temperate reaction.
331
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,896
This is a piece dating from
the 18th century.
332
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,056
Oh, swipe me sideways!
333
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,120
I mean, it is what you might call
most collectable.
334
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,896
Here, see.
335
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,560
Oh, that's beautiful.
336
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,496
Exquisite.
337
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,896
Oh, I like that. It's lovely.
338
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,016
And it is worth £35,000.
339
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,536
EVERYONE GASPS
340
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,320
But cup must come with saucer.
341
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,440
Only the best for you.
342
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,816
It was crazy.
343
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,976
And Lonnie turned the whole shop
over again once they'd gone
344
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,397
and it wasn't there.
345
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,840
CAR HORN BLARES
346
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,160
Oh!
347
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,456
The van just missed her.
348
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,096
It was going hell for leather.
349
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,216
Oh! She's terrified, poor thing.
350
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,536
Let's have a look
at the identification.
351
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,680
Miss Prudence Snook.
352
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,400
114, Chapel Street.
353
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,056
I reckon that's that Miss Pru
that came in here.
354
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,680
-They did say she had a dog.
-Ooh. -Poor baby.
355
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,720
We better get her back.
356
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,256
It's OK.
357
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,576
Oh!
358
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,696
-Oh, no! -Guess it must be that one.
-It must be that one.
359
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,640
LILY LAUGHS
360
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,736
Lily!
361
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,416
We can't just...
362
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,336
Miss Pru!
363
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,800
-We found your dog.
-Lily!
364
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,880
We can't just...
365
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,680
Miss Pru?
366
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,240
-Clary.
-Yeah?
367
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,200
DOG WHIMPERS
368
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,976
That's what I've heard anyway.
369
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,416
Take care.
370
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,360
And if you hear anything else,
you know...
371
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,816
Miss Pru was known to the police.
372
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,696
-She was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac.
-Blimey!
373
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,456
We were watching her but assured
by her doctor that she was cured.
374
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,816
Obviously not.
375
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,376
I mean, it looks like a simple and
sad accident waiting to happen.
376
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,896
There's way too much stuff here,
377
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,896
she was climbing the ladder
and fell.
378
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,936
-I'm sorry, you can't come in here.
-Oh, sorry.
379
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,896
What's going on?
Just on me way back from bingo,
380
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,656
saw the police car and that.
381
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,416
I'll have to ask you to leave,
thank you.
382
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,056
There's been an accident.
383
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,456
It's Miss Pru. She's dead.
384
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,336
WOMAN GASPS
385
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,096
Terrible accident,
according to the undertakers.
386
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,256
Crushed to death by her own spoils.
387
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,136
Now, please, ladies,
I really need everyone...
388
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,736
She was a kleptomaniac, it seems.
389
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,016
Eh?
390
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,856
Isn't that like a thief
who's not a thief?
391
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,216
Kleptomania is the inability
to resist the urge to steal items,
392
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,456
usually for reasons other than
personal use or financial gain.
393
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,760
She got stuff from all over
the village, by the looks of things.
394
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,200
-Crushed, you say?
-Mmm...
395
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,920
Right there.
396
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,360
God, what a way to go.
397
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,416
Seen quite a few things
from the charity shop.
398
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,856
Right, please, madam,
both of you will have to leave now.
399
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,136
I recognise that sun dial.
That's from the park.
400
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,656
Yes, yes, out you go, please.
401
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,696
Nothing too large or too small,
it seems.
402
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,936
Oh, look, there.
403
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,096
Those curling tongs!
They're ours, aren't they?
404
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,736
Yes, they are. She must have taken
them when she came in the shop.
405
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,136
God, she was quick and crafty,
all right.
406
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,736
-Blimey!
-Best not to touch anything yet.
407
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,720
Oh, right. Yeah.
408
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,960
CLATTERING, SMASHING
409
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,776
LOUD SNEEZE
410
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,736
I'm allergic to dogs.
411
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,440
That's me gone.
412
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,736
Where's...?
413
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,656
News Flash?
That's what we call Wincey.
414
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,136
She'll be off now. It'll be
all over the village in a trice.
415
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,136
I don't know
if this is the right time,
416
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,256
but can you book me in
for 10.00 tomorrow?
417
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,056
-You got that, Clary?
-Yeah, I will do.
418
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,136
Bye, all. So, so sad.
419
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,536
LOUD SNEEZE
420
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,976
Lily, she's all on her own.
421
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,616
What's going to happen to her now?
422
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,176
-She'll be put in a pound over night.
-Oh, the poor little thing.
423
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,616
Clary, get her food and some tins.
We'll take her overnight.
424
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,560
Oh, I'm not sure the protocol...
425
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,176
Yeah... Yeah...
426
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,400
I'll just...
I'll just make a note of it.
427
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,560
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
428
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,416
There might be more to this
than meets the eye?
429
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,816
Can't think on an empty stomach.
430
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,920
Let's settle the dog
and then I'll treat you to a meal.
431
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,816
WINCEY: - What I'm hearing is that
she was one of those klepto-thingys...
432
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,656
Not actually eaten here before.
433
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,376
-Cheers, mate. -Hail!
-Hail!
434
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,696
-Hail.
-Now I come to think of it,
435
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,656
I were always a box of wooden forks
down when she'd been by.
436
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,376
Yeah, it's like everything
she'd stolen just turned on her.
437
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,016
-Pru.
-Does anyone know any more? No. Well, listen to this.
438
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,176
Apparently, she stormed out
of the charity shop earlier.
439
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,720
She stormed in and out of here.
440
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,456
Dobbie from charity shop were in
buying everyone a chippy tea
441
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,536
to cheer 'em up. I mean,
it's been chaos down there today.
442
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,016
Oh, aye, yeah - the incident
with That Terry's tea cup. Yeah.
443
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,056
Hey, hey, listen, go on about Pru,
444
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,736
because this might have been
her last sighting.
445
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,456
Dobbie saw Pru sidling
into the front of the queue,
446
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,600
but Dobbie said something to her.
447
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:43,360
-What was it?
-"I saw you," I think she said.
448
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,536
She didn't half leg it.
449
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,400
She stormed out of our shop too.
450
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,176
You're her, aren't you?
451
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,016
You're the new hairdresser,
aren't you?
452
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,816
-CUSTOMERS: - Ooh!
-Yeah. Who's asking?
453
00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:00,296
-It is her, yeah. She's from London.
-Do you do walk-ins?
454
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,400
Everyone welcome.
455
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,680
-Do you mind?
-25% off!
456
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,576
Here you go, Kev.
457
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,240
Get serving, lad.
458
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,456
That's another one mad for you.
459
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,416
You what?
460
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,000
Look at the size of your chips
compared to mine!
461
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,856
And... that young copper
from before, too.
462
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,016
Constable "Uh-huh".
463
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,120
Smitten.
464
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,240
You honestly don't know, do you?
465
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,960
Mmm.
466
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,320
These are the best chips in the
known world, though, aren't they?
467
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,200
-So what you thinking, Clary?
-Hmm?
468
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,800
The trajectory looked off to me.
469
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,896
-What do you mean?
-The body.
470
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,360
How it had... fallen.
471
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,920
WHISPERS: I used to cut
for the head of CID.
472
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,880
And he said,
"Every corpse tells a story."
473
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,376
It didn't look right
for a fall from a height.
474
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,016
The intersections of points
and plane relating to the body's
475
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,736
postulate configurations,
it did not, to me,
476
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,656
indicate a fall from a height.
477
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,400
-Loose ends.
-Loose ends.
478
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,720
-Lily?
-Hmm.
479
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,616
Have you solved crimes before?
480
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,256
LILY CHUCKLES
481
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,840
Let's just say... I used to help
sort things out sometimes.
482
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,040
Hairdressers.
483
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,880
-Charity shop.
-Mmm.
484
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,200
-Chippy.
-Uh-huh.
485
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,696
Then... brown bread.
486
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,936
Pru Never Queue,
and everybody knows that.
487
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:59,496
So what was it
that sent her running off like that?
488
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,640
Loose ends.
489
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,080
Lopsided. Got to clip it up neat.
490
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,440
Who wanted her...
491
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,520
dead?
492
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,520
Half the blinkin' village, it seems.
493
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,640
Clary...
494
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,536
it's murder.
495
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,000
BELL TOLLS
496
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,880
So...
497
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,616
what are we after?
498
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,856
Oh, I don't know.
499
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,816
Just a tidy up.
500
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,056
I always have the same.
501
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,736
Well, I think we can improve
on that, don't you, Clary?
502
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,320
-Aye.
-Ooh!
503
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,016
So, any more news on Miss Pru?
504
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,456
Only that the police think
it was an accident.
505
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,176
Aye, waiting to happen,
by the looks of things.
506
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,976
Still, what a way to go, hey?
507
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,336
You must have been
one of the last people to see her?
508
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,896
Aye, I suppose I was.
509
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,376
Shot out of that chippy door
like lightning.
510
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,456
What on earth did you say to her?
511
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,216
Oh, I don't know, really.
512
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,560
Just letting her know
I'd seen her pushing in.
513
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,536
Any news on that cup and saucer,
Dobbie?
514
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,176
No, not hide nor hair.
515
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,176
Where was everyone in the shop?
516
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,536
Well, Lonnie and me was on the till,
517
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,456
but I was mainly in the back room
with the Bad Lads,
518
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,360
sorting like billy-oh.
519
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,176
They're such good lads those too,
you know.
520
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,800
Just got off to a bad start.
521
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,016
I had a neighbour like that once -
Bess.
522
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,896
-Been inside but a diamond.
-Yeah?
523
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,216
I'd come home and I'd find her
siting in my front room
524
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,136
slurping tea and watching Countdown!
525
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,776
She could get in anywhere!
526
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,416
She showed me once too,
when I locked meself out.
527
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,776
Oh, yeah?
528
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,936
-Easier than you'd think. It was like slicing cake.
-Right.
529
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,376
You got any idea
what's happened to them, Dobbie?
530
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,480
Well...
531
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:02,296
biggest mistake, dear, was putting
the box unpacked near the door.
532
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,936
Bess always said,
"Thieves grab what's at hand."
533
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,440
"Put stuff well away."
534
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,856
So I checked that painting out
535
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,736
and nobody's heard of the artist,
Dranur, anywhere.
536
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,616
It's totally worthless.
537
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,936
So, what happened
to this cup and saucer?
538
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,096
We know it made it
to the charity shop, you,
539
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,016
-you dropped it off and you placed it down by the door.
-Mmm.
540
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,176
An inside job?
541
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,696
So, we have Dobbie and Lonnie.
542
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,896
Unlikely.
543
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,936
Well, Dobbie, who claims
she was in the back the whole time,
544
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,936
-which seems plausible.
-True.
545
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,016
So the Bad Lads?
I mean, they have records,
546
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,320
and I don't mean K-tel's
greatest hits.
547
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,096
What about Miss Pru?
548
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,416
LILY GASPS
549
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,856
She's a kleptomaniac.
550
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,336
And don't forget That Terry.
551
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,096
Yes! He's a ruthless and determined
little beggar by all accounts.
552
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:56,776
What if Miss Pru took it
and Terry found out?
553
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,896
He could have gone up to hers
to get it back.
554
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,216
And then there's Race Runard,
the antiques dealer.
555
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:05,416
Yes. Now, Val hinted that he and Pru
knew each other in some way.
556
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:10,720
What if his interest in the tea cup
and in Pru somehow smashed together?
557
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:17,016
Oh, dog, if only you could tell us
what happened to Miss Pru.
558
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,176
At the moment, it's only us
that think it could be murder.
559
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,000
So, with all that in mind...
560
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,280
where's me next loose end
coming from?
561
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,440
Wait! That name.
562
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,976
Look at in the mirror backwards.
563
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,576
The artist's signature.
564
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,056
Yes! That there.
565
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,160
Dranur becomes...
566
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,696
Runard.
567
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,336
-Mmm.
-Yes, so lamentable about the teacup and saucer.
568
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,336
I even made a space for it
in the cabinet over there, you see.
569
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,496
I don't suppose
we will ever see it again.
570
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,736
By the way, that is me
571
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,960
with the Honourable Teacup Society
of Japan.
572
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:09,576
Do you think anyone who was around
knows of its whereabouts?
573
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,640
Like whom?
574
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,400
BOTH CHUCKLE
575
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:22,296
I wonder if I might call on you
to appraise an item for me?
576
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,560
Well, of course, indeed you may.
577
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,360
Would you know...
578
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,000
-if this is worth anything?
-No.
579
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,416
No, that's not my field,
I'm afraid, no.
580
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,256
Strange.
581
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,776
Cos I'm a hairdresser, I could read
War and Peace quicker in the mirror
582
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,336
than I could the right way round.
583
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,176
And if you look
at the artist's signature there,
584
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,960
if you read that in a mirror...
585
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,616
it says Runard.
586
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,680
Yes.
587
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,616
So, what are you going to do?
588
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,096
Oh...
589
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,456
I mean, if it's out, it's out.
590
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,736
Truth be told, I'm glad.
591
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,976
You see, it was a joke.
592
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,856
It's always been my weakness,
I'm afraid.
593
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,800
I've always been
the practical joker.
594
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,920
The pricker of pomposity.
595
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,680
-Just couldn't help it.
-So...
596
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,296
how did the painting end up
in the hotel?
597
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:30,536
Ah, the owner of the hotel,
a veritable pontificating prig,
598
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:35,416
he reckoned himself to be
a connoisseur of modern art.
599
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,056
So, I, I hatched a ruse, you see.
600
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,896
I created paintings with a...
601
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,376
with a toothbrush
and a kid's paint palette.
602
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,496
I invented an artist.
603
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,736
And, yes, yes, I did give him
a clue, to be fair.
604
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,256
I did give him that signature
605
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,936
and then I charged him a shed load
of wonga.
606
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,360
Oh, I see.
607
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,096
Well, I mean,
I was going to return it,
608
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,960
once his humiliation was complete.
609
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,696
-What happened?
-It backfired.
610
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,400
That ferreting Miss Pru
discovered that they were fake.
611
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,936
And she told him.
And what did he do?
612
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,656
Well, he did not see the funny side.
613
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,176
No, in fact, he went completely mad.
614
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,096
I had to return the money twice over
615
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,336
in order to keep him
from the police.
616
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,456
Because even though I'd made good,
617
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,816
in my game, any whiff of fakery
could have ruined me.
618
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,136
Mmm.
619
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,816
And Miss Pru?
620
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,976
Ah.
621
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,096
Well, she blackmailed me,
stalked me, fell for me!
622
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,416
I'm not quite sure
which of those was worse.
623
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,096
So I hated her, yes, I did.
624
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,760
And I must admit I looked to my
beloved blunderbuss more than once.
625
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,896
Joke!
626
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,040
Yes. See, there I go again.
627
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,696
So, yes, a sad end, ultimately,
628
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,736
but being vanquished by her own swag
629
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,536
does have a sort of poetic justice,
doesn't it?
630
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,080
And it's blinking handy.
631
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,016
ECHOEY SPEECH: So, this cup and
saucer, turns out it's worth about
632
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,496
35 grand.
633
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,736
So we think that
there's a very good reason
634
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,656
why a kleptomaniac such as Miss Pru
635
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,760
might have come to ill
for taking it.
636
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,080
Well, I find it all a bit far
fetched, girls, I'm sorry to say.
637
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,400
Pru stole it and then
somebody murdered her for it?
638
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,496
Our investigations point to
nothing of that nature.
639
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,200
It was clearly an accident.
640
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,080
'Ey, Lil, what keeps you
so young-looking?
641
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,976
Oh! What you doing?
642
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,536
The first exercise
in the ancient and secret.
643
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,616
Five Tibetans.
644
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,976
Oh? What you on about?
645
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,376
Bit mystical.
646
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,056
Once upon a time,
many, many years ago,
647
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,376
I gave a mammoth strim
to a hairy old Shaman-type,
648
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,096
claimed to be 80.
Honestly, looked 45 or less.
649
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,336
-Never?
-He was so pleased, he gave me a tip.
650
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,456
"Do this every day." And he passed
me a tatty dog-eared booklet -
651
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,336
-The Fountain of Youth.
-Oh!
652
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,896
So the ancient secret
to the fountain of youth
653
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,616
is spinning round and round?
654
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,136
And you do that
every Saturday night.
655
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,576
Oh, good God! You're going to
live forever.
656
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,296
Hey, watch it, I might.
657
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,696
I touch me toes twice a week
and I bomb around town most days,
658
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,416
and when I can afford it,
I sup an eggnog.
659
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,016
Yes, youth. A core tenant
of maintaining it
660
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,856
is a strong social circle
and a positive mindset.
661
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,736
Well, there you go,
that's hairdressing.
662
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,896
Do summat. Save me.
663
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,096
Hey, you're going to be
inundated now.
664
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,656
Inundated.
665
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,296
Yeah, it's all over the town how you
took 25 years off Val with that cut.
666
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,696
Dobbie, too.
667
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,616
-Yeah!
-It is all over town.
668
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,456
Wonder how that is?
669
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,296
Mmm, well, they say good news
travels fast.
670
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,896
Yeah, it does.
671
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:17,336
Good and bad news with you -
the Pony Express.
672
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,696
I don't know
what you're insinuating,
673
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,176
I really don't.
674
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,176
Well, whatever it is,
we're grateful.
675
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,016
THEY SING ALONG TO RECORD
676
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,256
♪ La, la, la, la, la
677
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,856
♪ Doo, do, do, do, do-oo
678
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,536
♪ Arrrrghhh! ♪
679
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,600
Hey!
680
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,016
You haven't got any Country,
have you?
681
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,376
-What?
-Country and Western.
682
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,776
Here she goes. Every second Friday,
she's down the Rose and Crown,
683
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,496
plastered, singing
Harper Valley PTA.
684
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,176
Will you shut it, Shirl? I meant
'70s Country and Western.
685
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,896
Dolly, Willie, Kenny, Tammy?
686
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,496
Oo! You're talking
my very language there. Hey!
687
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,176
Shall we get you up.
688
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,896
Hey, Lil, this
cup and saucer business,
689
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,016
what's it like? Have you seen it?
690
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,016
I've seen a picture.
691
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:11,016
Yeah, so, well, the saucer,
delicate, goldy.
692
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,376
Yeah, it's got all this
gorgeous gold around the rim.
693
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,160
Like that there?
694
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,576
It is the very one.
695
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,656
Oh, my God!
696
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,536
How could we not see that?!
697
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,976
God o' mercy!
698
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,296
What next?
699
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,080
-They need bringing together.
-The cup and the saucer.
700
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,856
Oh, it'll be all over town
in a millisecond.
701
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,016
Wincey, she can't wait.
702
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,960
She's like a town crier
on roller blades.
703
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,160
DISTORTED SPEECH ON PHONE
704
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,256
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
705
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,696
The cup and saucer,
she could have been
706
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,296
killed for them.
707
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,936
All right, listen,
I'll pop by tomorrow, all right.
708
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,096
Will Clary be about, by any chance?
709
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,440
POLICE RADIO BEEPS
710
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,416
Oh, look, I'll have to go.
711
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,800
I'll have to go.
712
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,976
He'll be round first thing.
713
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,016
So... Pru had them all along.
714
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,760
Someone would stop at nothing.
715
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,536
Hey, I'm getting worried for you
all on your own.
716
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,456
Oh, come now.
717
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,496
Why?
718
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,736
35,000 reasons.
719
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,536
Oh, I am. I'm scared for you
all alone.
720
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,696
Well, who knows
who Wincey's told by now
721
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,040
or what the value's
been exaggerated to.
722
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,976
I'm going to call Adam back.
723
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,016
He'll be round first thing
in the morning,
724
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,456
and I've stashed the saucer safe.
725
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,056
Well, then I'm staying with you.
726
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,576
No, you are not.
Away with your bother.
727
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,336
Hey, I've seen David Carradine
in all the Kung Foos.
728
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,936
-I'd really rather stay.
-No.
729
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,376
-Yes. - No. - Yes.
-No.
730
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,936
-Yes.
-No. Away with you!
731
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,976
-I just think...
-You're going to miss the last bus.
732
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,416
Shoo! Or I'll give you a bowl cut!
733
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,216
I will.
734
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,120
You know I'm not lying. Out you go.
735
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,840
No, no, no, no! Excuse me!
736
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,920
Oh!
737
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,840
Can I give you a lift?
738
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,480
RUSTLING
739
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,040
BANGING
740
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,240
Oh!
741
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,400
DOG BARKS
742
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,656
BANGING ON DOOR
743
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,880
CLATTER
744
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,736
-You all right?
-Yes. That way.
745
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,936
Oh, Lily, I was too worried
about you.
746
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,696
-I had to get him to call in now.
-I'm all right. I'm all right.
747
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,440
Hey, come on.
748
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,800
LOUD SNEEZE
749
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,776
They've vanished without a trace.
750
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,456
Are you sure you're OK?
751
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,816
-I think we'd better get you checked out.
-No.
752
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,696
Just shook up, that's all.
753
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,296
Good thing Clary got me to check in.
754
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,160
I was going to leave it
till morning.
755
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,000
Did you get a look at who it was?
756
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,240
Dog and Sir Swivel saved me.
757
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,880
CHURCH BELL CHIMES
758
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,880
So, we have...
759
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,336
the fury of That Terry.
760
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,720
The blackmail of Race.
761
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,960
That sneeze.
762
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,576
BINGO CALLER: - We will be
playing our yellow cards this afternoon,
763
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,496
for our national matinee prize bank.
764
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,416
So, get your dobbers at the ready
and get yourselves settled in
765
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,576
and we'll be with you
in just a few ticks.
766
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,640
Doris Briggs?
767
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,960
What?
768
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:35,936
I need to speak to you in relation
to the death of Prudence Snook.
769
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,400
I don't understand.
770
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,440
Can you explain this?
771
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,496
It's a bingo dobber.
772
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,416
It has your initials on it
and it was found at the crime scene.
773
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,296
That Pru must have stolen it.
774
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,296
We had it fingerprint tested and
yours are on it and Pru's weren't.
775
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,256
We have your fingerprints on the
police database from the time that
776
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,776
you were convicted of a burglary
in Birmingham a number of years ago.
777
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,120
Oh.
778
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,480
We'll be conducting a search
of your house.
779
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,080
I'm so sorry.
780
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,616
So sorry.
781
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,256
So here we go! Eyes down looking
for this afternoon's Big One.
782
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:31,176
We are hooked up all around the
world, and the prize is enormous!
783
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,776
Glad it's out.
784
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,056
Such a burden it's been.
785
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,976
What happened, Dobbie?
786
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,976
25, duck and dive.
787
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,936
Number 25.
788
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,376
Me lucky dobber dobbed me in, eh?
789
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,216
I realised I'd dropped it,
went back for it
790
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,456
but couldn't get to look,
you lot there.
791
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,976
Number 71, seven and one.
792
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,656
71.
793
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,576
Hoped for the best, that it would
get rolled in with everything else,
794
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,440
but not to be.
795
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,360
What happened? Why?
796
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,216
13. Unlucky for some!
797
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,560
13.
798
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,456
I'm in massive debt
due to bingo addiction.
799
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,216
Six and seven. 67.
800
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,776
Here or online, I can't stop!
801
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,976
Eight and two..
802
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,776
When I heard the worth of it,
teacup and saucer,
803
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,496
saw that Pru in the chippy,
804
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,696
put two and two together.
805
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,696
I didn't know it was her
that stole it, but
806
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:35,120
I took a chance and said to her
in the chippy queue, "I saw you."
807
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,336
Then I knew for sure.
808
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,016
Got in through the back door,
like Bess taught me.
809
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,936
But only the cup were there.
810
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,376
I couldn't find the saucer.
811
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,336
Six and four. 64.
812
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,576
If I could have found the saucer,
I'd have been out of there.
813
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,936
Who'd have known
it were full of dog food?!
814
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,080
Number 52. Five and two.
815
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,456
Then Pru came back unexpectedly,
816
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,616
threatened me,
went to call the police.
817
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,816
I pushed over one of the piles.
818
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,680
It fell down on her.
819
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,256
I panicked.
820
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,896
Saw a step ladder, put it down,
821
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,720
made it look like an accident.
822
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,456
Fled.
823
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,280
Number 11. Legs 11.
824
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,976
Number four. Knock at the door.
825
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,496
Number four.
826
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,840
Seven and eight, 78.
827
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,576
There's £80,000 at stake.
828
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,920
We must be getting close
to a winner now.
829
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,376
Number three, on its own,
Cup of tea!
830
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,760
Number three.
831
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,936
Three and five, 35.
832
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,880
-Bingo!
-And there we have a winner!
833
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,560
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing
834
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,736
♪ We are family... ♪
835
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,256
There he is.
836
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,856
Stunning!
837
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,416
I'm telling ya -
Juliet Bravo, Cagney and Lacey
838
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,216
and every Charlie's Angels
got nothing on you, Lily.
839
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,216
You are a veritable crimper
and crime buster.
840
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,776
Oh, steady on.
841
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,896
I wouldn't have got anywhere without
double-o apprentice here!
842
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,760
Eh? Come on.
843
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,816
Anyway, Val, go on,
what were you saying?
844
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:39,376
So, That Terry got paid by Race
and even gave me some severance pay!
845
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,440
EVERYONE: Ooh!
846
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,240
-Lonnie, are you with me?
-Am I?!
847
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,936
♪ We are family... ♪
848
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,576
Go on, girl, here we go!
849
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,480
♪ I got all my sisters with me
850
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,456
♪ We are family... ♪
851
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,776
Come on!
852
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,360
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing
853
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,976
♪ We are family
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
854
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,160
♪ I got all my sisters with me
855
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,280
♪ We are family
856
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,896
♪ Get up everybody and si-i-i-ing
857
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,640
♪ We are family! ♪
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