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♫ We sat beneath the stars at a fire
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♫ And played our new guitars
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♫ And I wondered how
long this was gonna last
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♫ Because picture perfect memories
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♫ Just come with all those tougher things
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♫ And pain's the best reminder of our past
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♫ I watched the meteors fall
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♫ On a world that hardly cared at all
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♫ Leaving silver trails
of dust across the sky
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♫ Of indigo blue that matched my mood
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♫ And with constellations for tattoos
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♫ And I watched them
fade away and quickly die
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♫ So many theories
wrong and soon disproved
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♫ So many ideas lost among the feud
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♫ So many conversations
that are sadly misconstrued
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♫ And lost among debate
and needless violence
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♫ We need the silence
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♫ We walked in a haunted place
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♫ With tattered walls and empty space
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♫ And a musty smell that
drenched the nighttime air
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♫ Neither of us said a word
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♫ And we waited till we heard the birds
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♫ And realized not once
had we ever been scared
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♫ So many theories
wrong and soon disproved
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♫ So many ideas lost among the feud
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♫ So many conversations
that are sadly misconstrued
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♫ And lost among debate
and needless violence
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♫ We need the silence
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- You think you can get to me, bitch?
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- He is the hottest guy in town.
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- Wow, that is so exciting!
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- Please, Lord, tell us what to do.
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Please be with Nella.
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Reach out your hand to her and embrace her
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with your big fatherly loving arms.
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And Jenny, God,
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eyes to see in this deep blindness.
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And Sarah, Lord, ears to hear in the midst
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of this chaotic noise.
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And please prepare David for
what he is about to endure...
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- Carly!
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Shut up!
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- And God, please spare Tammy
Jane from the depths of hell.
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- When I was a kid,
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I used to think that being 16
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would make me feel so grown up.
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Then when I was 16, I used
to think that being 21
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would mean I'd finally arrived.
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Now I'm 23, and I am starting to wonder
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if you ever reach a point
of feeling like a grown up.
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- Well, that was dramatic.
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Okay, so does anybody have any ideas?
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What do we do?
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Do we tell David?
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- Go
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to
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- That was a big one.
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- Okay, I've had enough of you two.
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I think we should just call Drew.
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- I think we should call David.
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- No!
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We can't tell him yet.
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- Why don't we have his fiance call him?
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- I think we should give Nella some space.
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You know, let go and let God...
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- Let God what?
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Thought so.
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- You know what, Jenny?
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I'm kind of hungry.
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How does pizza covered in mayonnaise
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with tuna fish sound to you?
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Cut it out!
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I think we should just call Drew.
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- Yeah, call your big brother.
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Any time, this is like the
time you pissed yourself
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in third grade.
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- Not really.
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- This is all my fault, you guys.
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I'm so sorry.
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I shouldn't have kept pushing Nella.
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I just,
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I got so mad.
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- Don't talk if you don't need to.
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It's not your fault.
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- Ignorance is
happiness or something, right?
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- Jen, this would have
come out at some point.
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Nella didn't need you
to bring it out in her.
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- Oh, yes, please tell us
something we don't already know,
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Miss I-have-a-4.0-at-Stanford.
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- Carly, what exactly do you have a 4.0 in
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besides Jesus camp?
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And I didn't see you trying
to keep Nella sober either.
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- Well, God didn't try to
keep Sodom and Gomorrah sober.
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He just destroyed them.
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- Sodom and Gomorrah were cities.
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You can't keep a cit sober, stupid.
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- You don't read the
Bible much, do you Carly?
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- Hey, TJ, if you were to die right now,
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where do you think you would go?
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- Anywhere you're not.
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- Oh, that would be hell,
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and I'm fairly certain
you don't mean that.
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- Oh, I look terrible.
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- Insinuating that you looked better
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before all that pizza and booze?
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Oh, gro...
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Ew!
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What is that thing?
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- This is stupid.
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I'm calling Drew.
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I quit.
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- No you didn't.
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- Three months' sober.
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- Ha-ha!
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You can quit when you go back to school.
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- I'll try.
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- Hmm.
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Hmm.
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When we were in high school,
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did you actually think we'd
stay friends with Nella?
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Be honest.
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- No, but I guess it's no surprise.
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- What happened to calling your brother?
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- Escape tactic.
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- Ha!
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I don't blame you.
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You think he'll be the
problem solver this time?
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- At this point, he might be the only one
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with enough motivation to try.
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I mean, he was pretty good at coaching you
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through your break-ups, wasn't he?
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- Is this a break-up?
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Is that what we're calling it?
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- Not yet, it isn't.
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- It was a friendship that
was not supposed to last
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past high school.
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And like a diseased rotten apple,
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she survived the harvest.
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Why were we even friends with
Nella in the first place?
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- What else do you do in a
dime-sized town called Willits?
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- Try not to get pregnant.
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- Why are you here, TJ?
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I mean, out of all of us,
you had the right to say no.
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Why did you agree to be a bridesmaid?
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- I don't know.
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I thought I was cool with everything.
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Besides, Nella did not
ask me to be a bridesmaid.
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David did, dun-dun-dun.
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- Shut up.
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Why would David agree to do that for her?
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- Why wouldn't
he do that for her?
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God, Sarah, it's because
she's got big nice tits.
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And after everything,
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she cheats on him the
night before their wedding
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and leaves all of us in
the cloud of her shit.
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Mic drop.
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Pick that mic back up.
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We're callin' Drew.
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Thanks for coming out so late.
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- Yeah, no problem.
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Hey, TJ.
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- Hey, Drew.
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Yeah, I knew he liked me.
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I caught on when he tried to
nickname me Bette Davis Eyes
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or when he told David I was
like a rock star's muse.
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He was drunk.
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So I try to keep him out
of trouble and play dumb,
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something I loathe doing.
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- So...
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Did someone have something they wanna say?
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- I was not super-drunk.
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I had a few...
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- None of us
- Whoa!
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- Should even be here.
- Whoa! Whoa!
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- No one should show up tomorrow.
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- Hey!
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One at a time, please.
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Sarah.
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Carly.
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- We all met up at Nella's place.
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We picked her up.
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We had this big surprise party planned.
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It was gonna take all night, and then,
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hold on.
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- Okay, she's coming,
she's coming, she's coming.
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- All right, here we go.
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- Yay!
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- David!
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, forgive me.
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I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
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- I'm leaving right now.
- You are not supposed
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- to see her.
- If you'll just excuse me.
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I had to see my bride
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one last time before tomorrow...
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- It doesn't matter.
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You need to get.
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- All right, message received.
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You girls have some fun, be safe,
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and make sure that this
one cuts loose a little.
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- No, no, no thank you.
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- How you doin', Tammy Jane?
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- Fine.
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- Okay.
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You girls, be good.
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- Okay, let's keep focused on
who tonight is actually about,
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shall we?
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- Yeah, back to Nella.
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- My brother is marrying Nella, not you,
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so get over it.
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- Okay, did I need to hear that?
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- I would not say that!
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- How did you say it, then, Carly?
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- Jen.
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- Maybe TJ can help us?
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- No.
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- TJ said no.
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Jenny, move on.
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- After that, we went to the Golden...
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Wait.
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I'm good.
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We went to the Golden Brew.
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- And?
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- We drank.
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- They drank.
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- There she is!
- Ooh, come on!
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- Congratulations, pretty girl.
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- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you!
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- Like
Cinderella, Nella was beautiful,
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the prettiest girl at the ball,
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a swervy goddess with a sneaky
little smile on her face.
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She always looked up to
no good and usually was.
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But even I have to admit,
there's an addiction
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to the kind of attention you get
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from a girl like Nella Kingsberry.
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- You okay?
- Yup.
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- Swear?
- I swear.
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- Oh, my gosh, my entourage
looks so beautiful!
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You guys, I'm so excited!
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I'm gonna be spoiled tonight, right?
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- Of course!
- Don't worry, princess.
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We have a Nella-spectacular night planned.
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- Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited!
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Oh, are we going to Amici's,
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because I hinted it way too many times
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for you guys to miss that.
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- I think you'll like what
we have planned better.
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You know, I know you.
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- Yes, you do.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Do you remember senior prom there?
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- Unfortunately.
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- That's where you got
your nickname.
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Memories.
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- Okay, get her!
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- Get what?
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Oh!
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No!
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Guys, no!
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This is not, no.
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I spent a lot of money on this outfit.
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- Nella, it's a rite of passage.
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You have to wear it.
264
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- Oh, my gosh, this looks terrible.
265
00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:19,969
I'm not promising at all.
266
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,568
- Oh, you just wait.
267
00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:23,849
- Okay, fine.
268
00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:30,520
So why are we here?
269
00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:32,380
- Just a little pregame
before the big stuff.
270
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:33,349
Calm down.
271
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:34,931
- How long are we gonna be here?
272
00:12:34,932 --> 00:12:36,546
- All night, bitch.
273
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,074
- Look, it is all going to be fun.
274
00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:40,552
I promise we have a
full night planned out.
275
00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:41,796
Don't be this way.
276
00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:42,630
- What way?
277
00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,527
Yeah.
278
00:12:43,527 --> 00:12:44,360
Okay, fine.
279
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,193
I'm sorry.
280
00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:46,276
You're right.
281
00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:49,520
You know what?
282
00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:50,617
It's gonna be tons of fun.
283
00:12:50,618 --> 00:12:53,083
I'm gonna go get a drink.
284
00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:54,811
- Can I wait in the car?
285
00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:05,231
- Hey!
286
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:08,198
Hot bartender, how about a round
287
00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:09,642
of oatmeal cookie shots for me
288
00:13:09,643 --> 00:13:12,643
and my super-cute ladies over there?
289
00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,801
- Hey, need some help, lover?
290
00:13:15,802 --> 00:13:17,329
- He's being a jerk.
291
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,617
Forget him.
292
00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:20,559
- Hey, Brandon.
293
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,026
- Hi, Nella.
294
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,992
What can I do ya for?
295
00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:26,502
- Are you givin' my girl some problems?
296
00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:27,953
- Pretty good problem causer.
297
00:13:27,954 --> 00:13:31,905
- Well, I have a problem
that I need solved.
298
00:13:31,906 --> 00:13:33,466
- I'll give it a shot.
299
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,214
- See, the thing
is I wanna get drunk.
300
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,107
It's my bachelorette party,
301
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,273
and I don't have a drink in my hand.
302
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:40,485
- Maybe your girl shoulda told me that.
303
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,704
I might have been a little nicer for ya.
304
00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:46,872
- Brandon, are you
gonna get me what I want?
305
00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,680
- Let's get a shot.
306
00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:53,422
I'm so excited!
307
00:13:53,423 --> 00:13:55,839
- Well, can we go to Amici's.
308
00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:57,873
Thank you.
309
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:02,337
- You know when you get your second round.
310
00:14:02,338 --> 00:14:03,649
- Well, I actually have to be careful,
311
00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:07,317
because you know how I
get when I get drunk.
312
00:14:08,258 --> 00:14:09,675
- Don't tempt me.
313
00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:13,252
- The girl's getting married tomorrow,
314
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,605
in case you cared.
315
00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:16,957
- A girl's gotta enjoy
her last night of freedom.
316
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:19,720
- What's that supposed to mean?
317
00:14:19,721 --> 00:14:22,008
You're disgusting.
318
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:24,240
- I didn't hear any complaining
from you the other night.
319
00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:25,241
- Fuck you.
320
00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:28,230
- Wait a second.
321
00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:29,247
Do I know Brandon?
322
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:30,546
- You know Brandon.
323
00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:32,812
Brandon Scott from high school.
324
00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:33,693
- Oh, God.
325
00:14:33,694 --> 00:14:35,453
That was Brandon Scott?
326
00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:36,882
- I heard he's been selling drugs.
327
00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:38,633
- I heard he once slept with his cousin.
328
00:14:38,634 --> 00:14:40,358
- I heard that you watch porn.
329
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:41,307
- No, I do not!
330
00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:42,204
That is disgusting!
331
00:14:42,204 --> 00:14:43,037
- No, I don't...
- Okay,
332
00:14:43,038 --> 00:14:44,469
can we get to the part
where it became necessary
333
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,086
to call me at three a.m.?
334
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,726
- May you and David live
a long and happy life
335
00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:53,137
full of laughter and loyalty and love.
336
00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:54,490
- Yay, cheers!
337
00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:55,701
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
338
00:14:55,702 --> 00:14:56,702
Here we go!
339
00:15:00,805 --> 00:15:02,392
Yummy!
340
00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:03,452
- Oh, my God!
- What?
341
00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,036
- This is the song.
342
00:15:06,432 --> 00:15:08,014
- Oh!
- Cheer squad, take it away!
343
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:08,848
- A cheer song?
344
00:15:08,849 --> 00:15:09,967
I'm not doing this song.
345
00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:10,851
- It still works, you remember?
346
00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:11,684
- I don't remember.
347
00:15:11,685 --> 00:15:12,774
- Oh, come on, come on.
348
00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,381
You, hurry up, come here!
349
00:15:14,382 --> 00:15:16,448
- Okay, I'm here.
350
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,977
- Five, six, seven, eight.
351
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,394
Right!
352
00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:31,886
- Oh, my God!
353
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,592
I can't believe I remembered everything.
354
00:15:33,593 --> 00:15:35,044
- So embarrassing, right?
355
00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:36,363
- So wait, BFFs forever, right?
356
00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:37,197
- Of course.
357
00:15:37,198 --> 00:15:38,208
- Promise?
358
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,042
- Why?
359
00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:43,507
- Okay, I have to pee, hold on!
360
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:44,936
- You remember that one time you fell?
361
00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:45,770
- Oh, yeah.
362
00:15:45,771 --> 00:15:47,880
That was really funny.
363
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,702
- When I called, they said
it was just beer and wine,
364
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:54,911
and now everyone's
getting stupid and drunk.
365
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,924
- You know what you need?
366
00:15:56,925 --> 00:15:57,793
You need to get laid.
367
00:15:57,794 --> 00:15:59,113
- No!
368
00:15:59,114 --> 00:16:01,056
No, no I don't!
369
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:06,110
- Cool story, Jenny.
370
00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:07,606
- Looking for your whore friend?
371
00:16:07,607 --> 00:16:09,202
- Excuse me?
372
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:11,806
- Your friend with the
diamond ring on her finger?
373
00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:15,306
I'm guessing my bartender
isn't her fiance.
374
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,131
- What are you talking about?
375
00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:18,902
- Check the men's bathroom.
376
00:16:18,903 --> 00:16:20,408
Oh, and good luck with that one.
377
00:16:20,409 --> 00:16:22,712
If I were you, I'd get some new friends.
378
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,510
- Hey!
379
00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:32,141
Come dance with me.
380
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:33,340
- No!
381
00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:34,242
- Come on!
382
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,342
Being a bridesmaid is a great
way to find a new boyfriend.
383
00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:40,380
- No!
384
00:16:40,381 --> 00:16:41,997
- Okay, okay.
385
00:16:41,998 --> 00:16:45,081
Well, I'm just gonna go fishing then.
386
00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:48,793
I've got my fishin' pole,
387
00:16:48,794 --> 00:16:52,211
and I've got my eyes on a beautiful fish.
388
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,032
Okay, let's try that again.
389
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:02,257
You're a beautiful fish.
390
00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:03,258
Say it!
391
00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:06,793
- I'm a beautiful fish.
392
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,905
- Say it louder.
393
00:17:08,906 --> 00:17:10,677
- I'm a beautiful fish!
394
00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:14,033
- The most beautiful fish in the sea!
395
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:29,309
- Nella!
396
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,143
- Get out!
- You're a bitch!
397
00:17:30,143 --> 00:17:30,976
- What the hell is going on in here?
398
00:17:30,976 --> 00:17:31,809
Shut up, I will handle this!
399
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:32,928
- The ladies room's the other way.
400
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:34,835
- Jenny, just listen to me.
401
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:35,669
Jenny, it's not what it looks like...
402
00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:36,566
- Wait a minute.
403
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,716
- Oh, it's not?
- Jenny, from calculus?
404
00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:39,550
- Yeah.
405
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:40,595
- Wow!
406
00:17:40,596 --> 00:17:41,709
You've really blossomed.
407
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:42,722
- Shut up.
408
00:17:42,723 --> 00:17:44,099
- You didn't make it to calculus.
409
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,606
- I, yeah, I did.
410
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,343
- The point is that
Brandon here was showing me
411
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,663
this really cool beer that I wanted.
412
00:17:49,664 --> 00:17:52,591
It's a limited edition
that's not on the menu,
413
00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:53,425
right Brandon?
414
00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:55,838
- Yeah, the Blueberry Pumpkin Hefeweizen.
415
00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:56,961
- The Blueberry Pumpkin whatever, listen,
416
00:17:56,962 --> 00:17:59,458
and he was showing me how to tap the keg,
417
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,292
so I was here.
418
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:01,125
- Tap the keg?
419
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,329
Is that what we're callin' it?
420
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,507
- Well, he's gonna go do that.
421
00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:04,341
- Go do that.
- You know,
422
00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:05,196
I'll just,
- Go ahead and do that.
423
00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:06,096
- I'll just go ahead and tap it myself.
424
00:18:06,097 --> 00:18:08,954
- Yeah, go!
425
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:09,788
Jenny, listen.
426
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,100
- Nella, you need to
explain yourself right now.
427
00:18:11,101 --> 00:18:15,236
- If you think you saw
something, trust me,
428
00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:16,826
you didn't.
429
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:17,707
- Oh, please, Nella.
430
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,434
- Trust me, you didn't.
431
00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:21,852
- Now you say it.
432
00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:27,112
- I thought I saw something, but I didn't.
433
00:18:28,343 --> 00:18:29,385
- Great.
434
00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:30,312
You know, the funny thing is
435
00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:33,345
that there are so many girls out there
436
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,142
that are just dying to be my bridesmaids,
437
00:18:36,143 --> 00:18:38,771
and honestly, I could have
had you replaced like that.
438
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,777
But I didn't, so...
439
00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:42,766
Make sense?
440
00:18:42,766 --> 00:18:43,766
Okay, good.
441
00:18:44,432 --> 00:18:45,308
Let's go, have a shot!
442
00:18:45,309 --> 00:18:47,762
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
443
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:48,743
Fuck!
444
00:18:48,744 --> 00:18:50,975
- I should have said something
right then, you guys.
445
00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:51,809
I'm sorry.
446
00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,450
I just...
447
00:18:53,451 --> 00:18:54,431
Nella made that face she makes
448
00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:56,255
when she's about to
suck out a child's soul,
449
00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:59,382
and I just wussed out.
450
00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:00,606
- We all know that face.
451
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:04,850
- I just wish that I had
been the one to find her.
452
00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:07,282
I felt God calling me to follow her,
453
00:19:07,283 --> 00:19:08,482
and then I didn't.
454
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:09,699
- Please enlighten us, Carly,
455
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,847
and tell us how you finding
her would've changed anything.
456
00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:15,718
- Well, I would have
confronted her with God's love.
457
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,282
I wouldn't have wussed out.
458
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,016
I wouldn't have failed her.
459
00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:21,802
- Nella didn't even want
you in this wedding.
460
00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:24,331
You're the obligatory family addition.
461
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:27,832
- At least I'm not the boring party favor.
462
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:33,582
- Well, if that isn't God's
love, I don't know what is.
463
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,902
- Enough!
464
00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:35,903
God!
465
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,596
- This is fun.
466
00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:40,514
Is there any more beer?
467
00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:50,446
- Teej, tell me what happened next.
468
00:19:50,447 --> 00:19:51,887
- I think we should call David.
469
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:52,721
- No!
470
00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:54,434
- I would like to voice my side of things.
471
00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:55,435
- Overruled.
472
00:19:57,735 --> 00:19:59,652
- If I did 30 crunches,
473
00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:04,144
20 push-ups,
474
00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:07,133
I ran, ran three miles.
475
00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:37,805
Hey, hey David.
476
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:39,465
- Why's Carly even here?
477
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:40,596
- Because it's her brother.
478
00:20:40,597 --> 00:20:41,430
Cut her a break.
479
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:42,263
She's still a kid.
480
00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:43,734
- Stop covering for her, Sarah.
481
00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,837
It's like you're trying to work
out some kind of repentance.
482
00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:46,869
- I'm probably half the reason
483
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,498
that she is the way that she is.
484
00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:49,335
- A bitch?
485
00:20:49,336 --> 00:20:53,502
- Okay, can we just get
back to the story, please?
486
00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:55,527
TJ.
487
00:20:57,562 --> 00:20:58,706
- We brought her here.
488
00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:00,234
It was supposed to be a surprise.
489
00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:02,985
Everything seemed normal until...
490
00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:06,253
- Okay, okay, okay, no...
491
00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:07,100
- Okay, ready?
492
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:07,933
- Okay.
493
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,350
- Surprise!
494
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:12,532
- Oh, my gosh.
495
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:13,700
Guys, this is,
496
00:21:14,852 --> 00:21:15,685
this is awesome!
497
00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:17,035
This is so cute!
498
00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:17,869
Is this for me?
499
00:21:17,869 --> 00:21:18,702
Oh, my gosh.
500
00:21:18,702 --> 00:21:19,535
Thank you.
501
00:21:19,536 --> 00:21:20,777
Is this handmade?
502
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:22,353
Wow, I love it.
503
00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:23,223
- Drinks, anyone?
504
00:21:23,224 --> 00:21:25,378
- Yes, drinks,
let's get those going.
505
00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,710
- We have pizza and Chiclets for later.
506
00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:28,918
Nella, you have the bed, of course,
507
00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:31,042
and the rest of us will
just crash wherever.
508
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:32,742
- I'm not staying here.
509
00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:34,205
- Wait, what?
510
00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:36,789
- I'm not staying here tonight.
511
00:21:38,022 --> 00:21:39,045
I'm getting married in the morning,
512
00:21:39,046 --> 00:21:40,837
and I have to be up early, so I just...
513
00:21:40,838 --> 00:21:42,322
- I'm sorry.
514
00:21:42,323 --> 00:21:43,665
We just, we thought you'd be excited.
515
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,325
We wanted to do something
special for you, Nells.
516
00:21:45,326 --> 00:21:46,159
- Yeah, no, no.
517
00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:47,144
My gosh, are you kidding me?
518
00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,288
I'm so grateful.
519
00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:50,057
I love this stuff.
520
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,004
I just, I can't stay the night.
521
00:21:52,005 --> 00:21:54,512
Ha!
522
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,832
- You know what?
523
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:56,976
I will do this.
524
00:21:56,977 --> 00:22:00,540
Okay, how about I stay
around midnight-ish,
525
00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,488
party it up, get crunk,
526
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:05,228
and then someone takes me home.
527
00:22:05,229 --> 00:22:06,918
- Are you okay?
528
00:22:06,919 --> 00:22:08,132
Did somebody upset you?
529
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:09,293
You know, we didn't mean to upset you.
530
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:10,127
- No!
531
00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:10,960
Are you kidding me?
532
00:22:10,961 --> 00:22:12,448
No, I'm just, it's nothing.
533
00:22:12,449 --> 00:22:14,580
It's just, you know what?
534
00:22:14,581 --> 00:22:16,162
It's stress.
535
00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:17,560
It's stress from the wedding.
536
00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:18,650
- Okay.
- And I'm just
537
00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:20,500
a little jittery, but I'm fine.
538
00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:22,851
I promise, I'm not Bridezilla or anything.
539
00:22:22,852 --> 00:22:26,791
- Did you wanna pray before
everybody starts drinking?
540
00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:28,659
I just, I know how this
whole crowd can get.
541
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:30,725
- How does this crowd get?
542
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:31,559
- You know what?
543
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,791
Why don't you go outside and pray
544
00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:33,911
where God might here you?
545
00:22:33,912 --> 00:22:34,745
- Okay, fine.
546
00:22:34,746 --> 00:22:36,279
I'll take you home at midnight, Nella.
547
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,863
- TJ will monitor the drinking.
- Great.
548
00:22:37,864 --> 00:22:39,227
- Carly, I wouldn't waste your breath,
549
00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:41,098
as there's not much of
a hope in hell anyways.
550
00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:42,329
All right!
551
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,683
- Party time!
- Whoo-hoo!
552
00:22:43,684 --> 00:22:47,166
- TJ, drink monitor, get us some drinks.
553
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,757
- Strong with double...
- Mmm.
554
00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:52,359
- I need to talk to you.
555
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360
- What?
556
00:22:54,335 --> 00:22:58,063
- When we were at the bar,
Nella was gone for a long time.
557
00:22:58,064 --> 00:23:00,450
I went looking for her,
558
00:23:00,451 --> 00:23:04,618
and I found her in the
bathroom with that bartender.
559
00:23:07,462 --> 00:23:08,793
- What do you mean?
560
00:23:08,794 --> 00:23:12,666
- I found them together in the bathroom.
561
00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:13,791
They were hooking up, TJ.
562
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:14,625
- Shut up!
563
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,458
- Hello?
564
00:23:15,458 --> 00:23:16,291
Can I get drinks?
565
00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:18,041
Where are the drinks?
566
00:23:19,851 --> 00:23:21,684
- Here are her drinks.
567
00:23:23,024 --> 00:23:25,437
- Can we get the drinks, though, today?
568
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,605
Oh, thank you!
569
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,230
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
570
00:23:29,231 --> 00:23:30,650
Yummy, thank you!
571
00:23:30,651 --> 00:23:33,446
- Okay, so to Nella and David.
572
00:23:33,447 --> 00:23:34,287
- Oh, hold on.
573
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,422
This one's for me, because you're my DD.
574
00:23:36,423 --> 00:23:37,566
- Ha!
575
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:39,005
- So cheers!
576
00:23:39,006 --> 00:23:40,074
- Cheers!
577
00:23:42,978 --> 00:23:43,978
- Whoo!
578
00:23:58,239 --> 00:23:59,294
- Here we go.
579
00:24:12,155 --> 00:24:13,572
- I want a drink!
580
00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:18,066
Hold up!
581
00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,316
I need a drink!
582
00:24:22,174 --> 00:24:23,174
- Ew!
583
00:24:37,201 --> 00:24:38,419
♫ I'm a mis, I'm a mis,
584
00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:39,815
♫ I'm a misfit
585
00:24:39,816 --> 00:24:41,179
♫ I'm a mis, I'm a mis,
586
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,355
♫ I'm a misfit
587
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,787
♫ You're a mis, you're a mis
588
00:24:43,788 --> 00:24:45,114
♫ You're a misfit
589
00:24:45,115 --> 00:24:46,435
♫ I'm a mis, I'm a mis,
590
00:24:46,436 --> 00:24:49,495
♫ I'm a misfit
591
00:24:49,496 --> 00:24:54,003
- Come on, let's go.
592
00:24:54,004 --> 00:24:56,315
Oh, it's boring.
593
00:24:56,316 --> 00:24:57,288
- What is?
594
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,651
- The party.
595
00:24:58,652 --> 00:25:01,007
I mean, Sarah's not very good
at pulling a party together.
596
00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:03,491
That's why she had me in high school.
597
00:25:03,492 --> 00:25:05,140
Hey, can I bum one of those?
598
00:25:05,141 --> 00:25:06,378
- It's my lucky one.
599
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:10,469
- Yeah, you need it.
600
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:13,397
This is pathetic.
601
00:25:13,398 --> 00:25:15,740
- What's pathetic, Nella?
602
00:25:15,741 --> 00:25:16,908
- Oh, come on.
603
00:25:18,071 --> 00:25:19,170
Fine.
604
00:25:19,171 --> 00:25:21,743
Okay, let's start with Carly.
605
00:25:21,744 --> 00:25:26,145
How tight do you thing
her panties are right now?
606
00:25:28,754 --> 00:25:30,709
Well, at least she's your problem now.
607
00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:32,427
- Lucky me.
608
00:25:32,428 --> 00:25:33,428
- Yeah.
609
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:37,279
You know, I never said, "Thank you."
610
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280
- For what?
611
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:43,166
- For being so understanding
612
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,917
about the whole thing with David.
613
00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:50,269
- I didn't do it for you.
614
00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:51,195
- It's just funny.
615
00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:53,426
It's just funny how
things work out, isn't it?
616
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,034
It is.
617
00:25:55,035 --> 00:25:58,178
If I were you, I would feel very lucky
618
00:25:58,179 --> 00:26:00,522
that I didn't have other
problems to deal with, you know?
619
00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:02,666
I think we should cheers.
620
00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:05,503
Cheers to you not worrying
about that whole baby thing
621
00:26:05,504 --> 00:26:07,366
or it being my problem
or anything like that.
622
00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:10,014
Am I right?
623
00:26:10,015 --> 00:26:10,848
- You didn't know.
624
00:26:10,849 --> 00:26:12,252
- I'm so sorry...
- It doesn't matter.
625
00:26:12,253 --> 00:26:13,753
- What baby thing?
626
00:26:16,773 --> 00:26:19,190
You murdered an unborn child?
627
00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:21,069
- Whoa!
- It was a miscarriage,
628
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:21,903
you dip-shit.
629
00:26:21,904 --> 00:26:24,129
Keep your mouth closed,
or so help me, God.
630
00:26:24,130 --> 00:26:26,529
- A miscarriage due to
smoking and drinking
631
00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:27,825
might as well be an abortion.
632
00:26:28,938 --> 00:26:29,794
- Whoa!
633
00:26:29,794 --> 00:26:30,794
Stop it!
634
00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,549
Is that it?
635
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,465
Is there no more?
636
00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:39,741
Please say there's no more.
637
00:26:39,742 --> 00:26:42,721
- I mean, we are
both very lucky girls.
638
00:26:42,722 --> 00:26:45,370
Right?
639
00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:49,553
- Hey, TJ, Sarah wants you for something.
640
00:26:49,554 --> 00:26:50,961
- What?
641
00:26:58,121 --> 00:26:59,288
Yes! Whoo-hoo!
642
00:27:00,275 --> 00:27:02,926
Shots, that's my girl.
643
00:27:02,927 --> 00:27:05,669
- You know I want one, a little something.
644
00:27:05,670 --> 00:27:06,503
- Perfect.
645
00:27:06,503 --> 00:27:07,442
- Mm-hmm.
646
00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:08,574
- Cheers.
647
00:27:08,575 --> 00:27:09,575
- Cheers.
648
00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:12,450
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
649
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,506
- Yum.
- Yummy!
650
00:27:16,507 --> 00:27:17,429
Can I ask you a question?
651
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:18,262
- Mm-hmm.
652
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:20,762
- Was I a bitch in high school.
653
00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:22,008
- Oh, Nella.
654
00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:22,846
- Yes?
655
00:27:22,847 --> 00:27:24,694
- You totally still are.
656
00:27:24,695 --> 00:27:25,528
- What?
657
00:27:25,529 --> 00:27:27,322
- Yeah, you know you love it.
658
00:27:27,323 --> 00:27:29,066
- Yeah, I kinda do.
659
00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:30,242
- Okay, I have a question.
660
00:27:30,243 --> 00:27:31,650
- Okay.
661
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,894
- What is the dealio with Brandon?
662
00:27:34,895 --> 00:27:38,214
- Hotty with a body.
- Whoa-oh-ho-ho-ho, yes!
663
00:27:38,215 --> 00:27:39,215
- Brando?
664
00:27:39,943 --> 00:27:42,966
Is this like a one-night
stand kind of thing
665
00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:45,290
or a sizzlin' hot affair?
666
00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:47,718
- It's, can I tell you, girl?
667
00:27:47,719 --> 00:27:49,126
I'm gonna tell you all the details.
668
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:50,350
- Oh, yes!
669
00:27:50,351 --> 00:27:52,938
Only if it's really dirty, though.
670
00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,645
- Eight-and-a-half inches.
671
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,072
- Ho-ho-ho, wow!
672
00:27:58,073 --> 00:27:59,163
- You know what I'm
talkin' about?
673
00:27:59,164 --> 00:28:00,247
- I do, yeah.
674
00:28:01,121 --> 00:28:02,045
- Do you know what I'm talking about?
675
00:28:02,046 --> 00:28:03,485
- Yes, I know what you're talking about.
676
00:28:03,486 --> 00:28:04,837
- You a virgin?
677
00:28:04,838 --> 00:28:05,671
- Nella, you know that I had...
678
00:28:05,671 --> 00:28:06,504
- Oh, my gosh!
679
00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:07,515
That's so freaking cute!
680
00:28:07,516 --> 00:28:10,000
Oh, it's so sweet you're so innocent.
681
00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:11,903
You're a virgin.
682
00:28:11,904 --> 00:28:13,487
- No.
683
00:28:13,488 --> 00:28:16,435
- Yeah, you're gonna pour another one,
684
00:28:16,436 --> 00:28:17,588
and let's celebrate to that.
685
00:28:17,589 --> 00:28:19,052
You're a virgin, so cute.
686
00:28:19,053 --> 00:28:20,218
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
687
00:28:20,219 --> 00:28:22,836
and because I'm just so innocent,
688
00:28:22,837 --> 00:28:24,883
I think I'm gonna need
a better description.
689
00:28:24,884 --> 00:28:26,492
You know, more details.
690
00:28:26,493 --> 00:28:30,288
- Okay, well, let me
start by saying eight.
691
00:28:30,289 --> 00:28:31,860
- And-a-half inches.
692
00:28:31,861 --> 00:28:33,324
- Yeah.
- He's amazing.
693
00:28:33,325 --> 00:28:34,711
- I got it.
694
00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:38,167
Mmm, mmm, the question is
695
00:28:38,168 --> 00:28:39,094
what has he been doing with it?
696
00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:40,702
- Oh, my God.
697
00:28:40,703 --> 00:28:43,318
What has he not been doing with it.
698
00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:44,224
- Wow.
- I mean,
699
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:48,391
like, things I can't even
describe, really.
700
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,712
I get everything.
701
00:28:50,713 --> 00:28:51,546
Yeah.
702
00:28:51,547 --> 00:28:52,584
- So dirty.
703
00:28:52,585 --> 00:28:53,418
- I know.
704
00:28:53,419 --> 00:28:55,048
- I bet even dirtier, though.
705
00:28:55,049 --> 00:28:56,764
How many times?
706
00:28:56,765 --> 00:28:57,598
- A day?
707
00:28:57,598 --> 00:28:58,431
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
708
00:28:58,431 --> 00:28:59,264
A lot.
709
00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:00,387
We have a lot of sex.
710
00:29:00,388 --> 00:29:02,072
- He's so hot.
- Oh.
711
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,888
And David has no idea.
712
00:29:03,889 --> 00:29:04,757
- What?
713
00:29:04,758 --> 00:29:06,015
- David, he doesn't know, like...
714
00:29:06,016 --> 00:29:08,315
Oops!
715
00:29:10,977 --> 00:29:12,703
You're so sneaky.
716
00:29:12,704 --> 00:29:14,450
This is your dirty
little secret, Nell-Nell.
717
00:29:14,451 --> 00:29:15,452
- Yeah.
718
00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:18,091
Oh, Jenny, you're so bad, I love it!
719
00:29:20,448 --> 00:29:21,281
- Hey girls.
720
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,114
- Hi.
- Hey.
721
00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:23,395
- What's the gossip?
722
00:29:23,396 --> 00:29:25,567
- We're talking about boys,
723
00:29:25,568 --> 00:29:28,218
and I think we should invite them over.
724
00:29:28,219 --> 00:29:29,219
- Uh, no.
725
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,479
- Ah, I can't unhear those words.
726
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,567
- And you guys know I'm not a virgin.
727
00:29:34,568 --> 00:29:35,448
I don't know what came over me.
728
00:29:35,449 --> 00:29:39,815
I just got so mad that I
zeroed in for the kill.
729
00:29:39,816 --> 00:29:40,816
I'm sorry.
730
00:29:41,552 --> 00:29:43,643
- You don't have to apologize.
731
00:29:43,644 --> 00:29:45,598
- I mean, is it so terrible that I was mad
732
00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:47,315
that she didn't want me
to be her bridesmaid?
733
00:29:47,316 --> 00:29:50,615
- She didn't want any of
us to be her bridesmaids.
734
00:29:50,616 --> 00:29:51,449
Oh, come on!
735
00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:53,244
Even I knew that.
736
00:29:53,245 --> 00:29:54,839
You can persecute me all you want,
737
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,687
but Nella chose each and every one of you,
738
00:29:56,688 --> 00:29:59,187
because you are just like her.
739
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,683
- If you're so disgusted with us, Carly,
740
00:30:00,684 --> 00:30:02,331
why are you still here?
741
00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:03,431
Why don't you leave?
742
00:30:03,432 --> 00:30:05,190
- Guys, Carly is right.
743
00:30:05,191 --> 00:30:06,291
- Oh, come on, Sarah.
744
00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:07,775
- Think about it.
745
00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:10,415
When has Nella truly ever
wanted to be our friend
746
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:12,835
when she wasn't asking
for something in exchange
747
00:30:12,836 --> 00:30:16,774
or using you to make her more popular?
748
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:19,557
- Or using you to bring her grades up?
749
00:30:19,558 --> 00:30:23,276
That was the only reason
she came over after school.
750
00:30:23,277 --> 00:30:25,880
It was our little secret.
751
00:30:25,881 --> 00:30:29,044
I had a secret with Nella Kingsberry.
752
00:30:29,045 --> 00:30:31,407
- I was her project.
753
00:30:31,408 --> 00:30:33,224
She made sure I was on
the cool side of the table
754
00:30:33,225 --> 00:30:35,600
as long as I kept pot in her pocket
755
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:38,669
so she looked cool at parties.
756
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,993
And she used me as a wing man, ironically,
757
00:30:41,994 --> 00:30:44,827
for all the guys she knew I liked.
758
00:30:45,976 --> 00:30:48,794
- I did awful things
with her in high school.
759
00:30:48,795 --> 00:30:52,993
I wasted so much time
being her partner in crime.
760
00:30:52,994 --> 00:30:55,545
I said terrible things to people.
761
00:30:55,546 --> 00:30:58,713
- But you're not those people anymore.
762
00:31:00,148 --> 00:31:03,036
High school is over, guys,
and no one wants to live
763
00:31:03,037 --> 00:31:07,189
the rest of their lives
being remembered like that.
764
00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:10,261
Look, I know that we live in a small town
765
00:31:10,262 --> 00:31:12,507
and that everywhere we look feels like
766
00:31:12,508 --> 00:31:13,848
an extension of high school,
767
00:31:13,849 --> 00:31:17,456
but it doesn't mean we
have to let it be that way.
768
00:31:17,457 --> 00:31:21,287
So who's with me?
769
00:31:21,288 --> 00:31:23,684
Who wants to come with
me and help bring down
770
00:31:23,685 --> 00:31:27,602
the infamous Nella Kingsberry?
771
00:31:34,577 --> 00:31:35,577
- I'll go.
772
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,253
It should be me.
773
00:31:39,373 --> 00:31:41,684
- Right, let's go then, Sarah.
774
00:31:41,685 --> 00:31:43,102
We won't be long.
775
00:31:52,394 --> 00:31:53,708
- Don't pretend that this isn't giving you
776
00:31:53,709 --> 00:31:55,344
some sort of a thrill.
777
00:31:55,345 --> 00:31:56,178
- What are you talking about?
778
00:31:56,179 --> 00:31:58,040
- You have been waiting for this day
779
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,868
since my brother and
Nella started going out.
780
00:32:00,869 --> 00:32:02,867
- I'm sick of listening to you.
781
00:32:02,868 --> 00:32:06,972
- Why don't you go by Tammy Jane anymore?
782
00:32:06,973 --> 00:32:09,657
- Do not call me that.
783
00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:11,090
- Why, Tammy?
784
00:32:11,091 --> 00:32:12,915
- I swear to God, Carly.
785
00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:15,282
You stole my brother's
relationship with God.
786
00:32:15,283 --> 00:32:17,615
- No, I didn't.
787
00:32:17,616 --> 00:32:20,275
- And then you murdered his unborn child.
788
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,419
- I did not have an abortion, Carly.
789
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:25,295
- That's why he left you, isn't it?
790
00:32:25,296 --> 00:32:26,296
- Shut up!
791
00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:29,746
- You had to have known that
David would never end up
792
00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,367
with trailer trash like you.
793
00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:33,819
Fuck
794
00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,019
you.
795
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,020
- TJ, can I talk to you?
796
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:46,680
- Why am I here?
797
00:32:46,681 --> 00:32:47,942
Why did I agree to be a bridesmaid?
798
00:32:47,943 --> 00:32:49,780
It's because I'm a fucking
masochist, that's why.
799
00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:50,956
Fucking masochist.
800
00:32:50,957 --> 00:32:51,957
- Teej?
801
00:32:54,544 --> 00:32:56,711
David is coming over here.
802
00:32:58,955 --> 00:33:03,122
Carly called him and told
him to come join the party.
803
00:33:07,656 --> 00:33:09,475
- When you gonna talk to her?
804
00:33:09,476 --> 00:33:10,707
- I don't know.
805
00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:15,215
Like when we get there
or find her or whatever.
806
00:33:15,216 --> 00:33:16,955
- I mean TJ.
807
00:33:16,956 --> 00:33:20,314
- TJ, I, I don't.
808
00:33:20,315 --> 00:33:23,232
What are you trying to pull, Sarah?
809
00:33:24,278 --> 00:33:25,270
I'm, it's too late.
810
00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:26,542
I can't do that now.
811
00:33:26,543 --> 00:33:28,018
- No, it's not.
812
00:33:28,019 --> 00:33:29,326
- Yeah, it is.
813
00:33:29,327 --> 00:33:32,098
I mean, she's still
clearly in love with David,
814
00:33:32,099 --> 00:33:33,682
aka my best friend.
815
00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:37,472
Besides, I don't think,
816
00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:40,098
I'm not the kind of guy she needs anyways.
817
00:33:40,099 --> 00:33:42,638
- You already have been, Drew.
818
00:33:42,639 --> 00:33:44,616
Listen, she and David are over.
819
00:33:44,617 --> 00:33:46,214
No matter what happens
with Nella and David,
820
00:33:46,215 --> 00:33:49,886
TJ and David were always going
to be over at some point,
821
00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:50,970
like so over.
822
00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:54,486
Just give her a little bit of time,
823
00:33:54,487 --> 00:33:57,111
but don't give up on her.
824
00:33:57,112 --> 00:33:58,356
- I have given her time.
825
00:33:58,357 --> 00:34:00,521
I've given her time and energy,
826
00:34:00,522 --> 00:34:04,141
and I've given her a shoulder to cry on.
827
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,197
I mean, I feel like all I've done
828
00:34:06,198 --> 00:34:10,368
is talk her through about
seven years of David.
829
00:34:10,369 --> 00:34:12,952
I feel like that's enough time.
830
00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:17,149
- But you haven't asked her out.
831
00:34:21,443 --> 00:34:25,174
- So how did the night end after that?
832
00:34:25,175 --> 00:34:26,361
- Whoo!
833
00:34:26,362 --> 00:34:27,513
- Stay.
- Okay.
834
00:34:27,514 --> 00:34:30,177
- You're making me spill, you guys.
835
00:34:30,178 --> 00:34:31,178
Okay.
836
00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:33,656
Carly's turn.
837
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,651
- No, I'm not playing.
- Go, Carly.
838
00:34:35,652 --> 00:34:36,653
- Pick a card, Carly.
839
00:34:36,654 --> 00:34:37,654
Pick a card.
840
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:39,856
- Five.
841
00:34:39,857 --> 00:34:41,111
- Five, okay.
842
00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:42,222
Five.
843
00:34:42,223 --> 00:34:46,235
We are going to try to touch
our noses with our fingers,
844
00:34:46,236 --> 00:34:48,018
and whoever doesn't do it loses, okay?
845
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:48,872
- What?
- On the count of three.
846
00:34:48,873 --> 00:34:50,245
Ready?
847
00:34:50,246 --> 00:34:53,287
One, two, three!
848
00:34:53,288 --> 00:34:54,121
- Nella, you lose.
849
00:34:54,121 --> 00:34:54,954
- Did I miss it?
850
00:34:54,955 --> 00:34:57,165
- Oh, take a drink, Nella!
851
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,691
- Uh, whatever.
- Take a drink, take a drink,
852
00:34:58,692 --> 00:34:59,525
take a drink.
853
00:34:59,525 --> 00:35:00,358
- Cheersies.
854
00:35:00,358 --> 00:35:01,191
- Cheers!
855
00:35:01,192 --> 00:35:04,522
- I'll drink with you.
- Mmm.
856
00:35:04,523 --> 00:35:05,930
- Mmm, yum.
857
00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:06,980
- This is pretty strong.
858
00:35:06,981 --> 00:35:09,981
- Okay, TJ's turn.
859
00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:13,263
- What's ace?
860
00:35:13,264 --> 00:35:15,944
- Ooh, never have I ever!
861
00:35:15,945 --> 00:35:17,772
Everybody put three fingers in the air.
862
00:35:17,773 --> 00:35:18,606
- No.
863
00:35:18,607 --> 00:35:20,016
- Yes, this is the fun part!
864
00:35:20,017 --> 00:35:21,688
- No.
865
00:35:21,689 --> 00:35:25,548
- So, we start with TJ, and
we each have to say something
866
00:35:25,549 --> 00:35:28,024
that we have not done, okay?
867
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:31,851
And if anyone's done
it, they lose a finger.
868
00:35:31,852 --> 00:35:32,929
- Drink that water, Nella.
869
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:33,763
- Oh.
870
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,428
- Never have I ever...
- This gonna be kind of hard
871
00:35:35,429 --> 00:35:36,727
for us, right, Sarah?
872
00:35:36,728 --> 00:35:38,608
Because of all of
our behavior in high school.
873
00:35:38,609 --> 00:35:39,442
- Okay.
874
00:35:39,442 --> 00:35:40,275
- Do you remember?
875
00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:41,322
- Okay, keep goin', TJ.
876
00:35:41,323 --> 00:35:43,376
- Never have I ever...
- Oh, my gosh!
877
00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:44,565
Do you remember our game
with Coach Anderson?
878
00:35:44,566 --> 00:35:46,698
- Okay, high school memory time is over.
879
00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:48,549
- Never have I ever...
880
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:51,221
- Carly, can I ask you a question?
881
00:35:51,222 --> 00:35:52,309
Have you lost weight?
882
00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:53,621
You look really good.
883
00:35:53,622 --> 00:35:55,003
- Thank you, Nella.
884
00:35:55,004 --> 00:35:58,777
Yeah, I lost a couple of
sizes over the summer.
885
00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:00,793
You're a size five, right?
886
00:36:00,794 --> 00:36:01,825
- Enough, Nella.
887
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,477
- I wear size five, Sarah.
888
00:36:03,478 --> 00:36:04,311
- You do?
889
00:36:04,312 --> 00:36:07,115
- I do, mm-hmm, when
I wanna wear something
890
00:36:07,116 --> 00:36:11,188
really, really, really,
really, really baggy,
891
00:36:11,189 --> 00:36:12,022
like during my lady time.
892
00:36:12,023 --> 00:36:13,886
- Yeah.
893
00:36:13,887 --> 00:36:16,735
Yeah, mine are a little baggy, too.
894
00:36:16,736 --> 00:36:18,068
- So, yeah, if you lose
a couple more pounds,
895
00:36:18,069 --> 00:36:20,180
then we could share clothes, right?
896
00:36:20,181 --> 00:36:21,014
- Yeah.
897
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:21,964
- Never have I ever, TJ.
898
00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:23,410
What have you never done?
899
00:36:23,411 --> 00:36:24,244
- There are moments in life
900
00:36:24,245 --> 00:36:27,074
when you see your mortal enemy struggling,
901
00:36:27,075 --> 00:36:30,363
and the sick satisfaction washes over you.
902
00:36:30,364 --> 00:36:32,366
Then there are moments
you find yourself invited
903
00:36:32,367 --> 00:36:34,851
to participate in the infliction.
904
00:36:34,852 --> 00:36:37,623
I'd like to say I chose the
higher road, and when I'm old,
905
00:36:37,624 --> 00:36:39,966
I can look back, pleased with myself,
906
00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:43,014
but sometimes that's just
not the human response.
907
00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:47,378
Never have I ever puked
up my food on purpose.
908
00:36:51,968 --> 00:36:54,542
- Yeah, that was a good one.
909
00:36:54,543 --> 00:36:56,723
- Hey, that's me.
910
00:36:56,724 --> 00:36:58,867
- Oh, yeah, I forgot.
911
00:36:58,868 --> 00:36:59,883
You went through that phase.
912
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,718
- Yeah, it was so stupid.
913
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,086
I had this friend that made...
I thought that was Carly.
914
00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:05,533
- Jenny, it's your turn.
915
00:37:05,534 --> 00:37:08,590
- Okay.
916
00:37:08,591 --> 00:37:12,327
Never have I ever...
917
00:37:12,328 --> 00:37:13,620
- No, I totally did that.
- You did not!
918
00:37:13,621 --> 00:37:14,666
You did not!
919
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,583
- Okay, okay.
920
00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:22,490
Never have I ever
921
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:23,361
kissed a girl.
922
00:37:23,361 --> 00:37:24,361
- Ew!
923
00:37:26,431 --> 00:37:28,776
- Really?
- What?
924
00:37:28,777 --> 00:37:29,610
- What?
925
00:37:29,611 --> 00:37:31,108
- I was trying to tell you.
926
00:37:31,109 --> 00:37:34,044
I had this friend fall
semester that I did, you know.
927
00:37:36,031 --> 00:37:37,031
You know.
928
00:37:38,331 --> 00:37:39,255
- I'm getting out of here.
929
00:37:39,256 --> 00:37:40,474
- Oh, no.
- Excuse me.
930
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:41,308
- It's your turn.
931
00:37:41,309 --> 00:37:42,902
- No, no, no. I am gonna go.
932
00:37:42,903 --> 00:37:45,246
- Nella, you can't leave yet.
- Where my purse, guys?
933
00:37:45,247 --> 00:37:47,798
- Yeah, you have to stay until you play,
934
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:48,632
and it's your turn.
935
00:37:48,632 --> 00:37:49,465
- I'm leaving.
936
00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:50,298
It's late.
937
00:37:50,298 --> 00:37:51,140
I have to go.
938
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:52,063
- It's
939
00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:52,944
your
940
00:37:52,945 --> 00:37:54,035
turn.
941
00:37:54,036 --> 00:37:55,036
- Fine, um,
942
00:37:56,556 --> 00:37:58,489
never have I ever been to New York.
943
00:37:58,490 --> 00:37:59,323
There you go!
944
00:37:59,323 --> 00:38:00,156
- Boo!
945
00:38:00,156 --> 00:38:00,989
That doesn't count.
946
00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:02,091
- Oh!
- Again!
947
00:38:02,092 --> 00:38:03,751
- I don't know.
948
00:38:03,752 --> 00:38:04,752
Okay.
949
00:38:06,557 --> 00:38:09,471
Never have I ever done my own homework.
950
00:38:09,472 --> 00:38:13,023
- Try again.
951
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,386
- I'm all out of ideas, okay?
952
00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:15,455
I don't know.
953
00:38:15,456 --> 00:38:17,637
- Hmm, here I'll help you, okay?
954
00:38:17,638 --> 00:38:21,805
Never have I ever cheated on my fiance.
955
00:38:23,864 --> 00:38:26,781
- Really?
956
00:38:29,012 --> 00:38:32,262
Never have I ever cheated on my fiance.
957
00:38:33,226 --> 00:38:34,110
Where's my purse?
958
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,618
- Hey, cut the shit!
959
00:38:35,619 --> 00:38:36,926
We know.
960
00:38:36,927 --> 00:38:38,466
- Could you be
a little more specific?
961
00:38:38,467 --> 00:38:39,654
I don't know what you're talking about.
962
00:38:39,655 --> 00:38:41,527
- You know damn well
what we're talking about.
963
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:42,517
- Mmm...
964
00:38:42,518 --> 00:38:44,100
Oh, you know what?
965
00:38:44,101 --> 00:38:45,254
Actually, my ride is almost here,
966
00:38:45,255 --> 00:38:46,708
so I need my purse now!
967
00:38:46,709 --> 00:38:47,894
- Wait, what ride?
968
00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:48,886
I thought I was your ride.
969
00:38:48,887 --> 00:38:51,337
Why am I sober right now?
970
00:38:51,338 --> 00:38:53,956
- I didn't want to ruin
your fun, so I got a car.
971
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:54,881
- I
972
00:38:54,881 --> 00:38:55,714
am
973
00:38:55,715 --> 00:38:56,893
Sober.
974
00:38:56,894 --> 00:38:58,467
I can drive.
975
00:38:58,468 --> 00:39:00,135
- Nella, look at me.
976
00:39:01,228 --> 00:39:02,061
- No!
977
00:39:02,062 --> 00:39:05,277
You're just gonna look at me
with your emotastic eyes, okay?
978
00:39:05,278 --> 00:39:07,182
Let me tell you, that look?
979
00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:08,052
It's over.
980
00:39:08,053 --> 00:39:12,131
It's over, just like your
relationship with my fiance.
981
00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:13,662
- You know what else is over, Nella?
982
00:39:13,663 --> 00:39:14,991
High school.
983
00:39:14,992 --> 00:39:15,970
- Good one.
984
00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:16,803
Awesome.
985
00:39:16,803 --> 00:39:17,709
Ten points.
986
00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,942
Did they teach you those
comebacks at Stanford?
987
00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:22,879
- You're dodging the subject, Nella.
988
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,882
Why are you cheating on David?
989
00:39:24,883 --> 00:39:27,455
After everything, why?
990
00:39:27,456 --> 00:39:31,623
- You know, TJ, I am so
sick of your past trauma
991
00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,244
being a warrant for you to
police everyone's behavior.
992
00:39:36,245 --> 00:39:37,201
I'm sick of it.
993
00:39:37,202 --> 00:39:38,886
- Nella, stop it.
994
00:39:38,887 --> 00:39:39,974
- That's not the point.
995
00:39:39,975 --> 00:39:41,678
This isn't about me.
996
00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:44,177
- Of course this is about you.
997
00:39:44,178 --> 00:39:47,053
Let me ask you, TJ,
998
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:49,447
what is it that you think is gonna happen?
999
00:39:49,448 --> 00:39:52,069
Do you think that he's gonna
come crawling back to you,
1000
00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:55,302
that he's gonna realize what a witch I am,
1001
00:39:55,303 --> 00:39:58,975
that you guys are gonna
live happily ever after
1002
00:39:58,976 --> 00:40:00,000
and that you're gonna talk about
1003
00:40:00,001 --> 00:40:02,365
how he almost married that whore, Nella?
1004
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:03,817
- Nella, this is cruel.
1005
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,357
Stop it!
1006
00:40:05,358 --> 00:40:08,766
- There you are, little savior, Sarah.
1007
00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:10,658
- Don't look at me and tell me
1008
00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:13,159
that high school's over, okay?
1009
00:40:14,014 --> 00:40:16,653
So what if I'm cheating on him?
1010
00:40:16,654 --> 00:40:20,569
He's my fiance, and it's our relationship.
1011
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,881
It's none of your business.
1012
00:40:22,882 --> 00:40:25,057
- We'll call David.
1013
00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:28,929
If you walk out that door,
we are calling David.
1014
00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:30,669
- Well, that sounds like a mistake.
1015
00:40:30,670 --> 00:40:33,262
- Why?
1016
00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,430
- You wanna find out, Jen?
1017
00:40:36,286 --> 00:40:39,113
Go ahead.
1018
00:40:39,114 --> 00:40:43,349
You clearly have no idea who I am
1019
00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:46,144
and what I'm capable of!
1020
00:40:46,145 --> 00:40:48,628
Now where's my purse?
1021
00:40:48,629 --> 00:40:49,629
- Jenny.
1022
00:40:53,570 --> 00:40:55,045
- Thank you.
1023
00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:58,045
You stupid bitch.
1024
00:41:01,348 --> 00:41:02,578
- Oh, look.
1025
00:41:02,579 --> 00:41:03,829
Brandon's here.
1026
00:41:04,692 --> 00:41:06,078
Is he your ride?
1027
00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:07,706
- Hey, ladies.
1028
00:41:07,707 --> 00:41:10,543
Looks like somebody's
been havin' some fun.
1029
00:41:10,544 --> 00:41:11,907
Wish I coulda joined ya.
1030
00:41:11,908 --> 00:41:13,481
- He smells like weed.
1031
00:41:13,482 --> 00:41:16,814
- It looks like it's time
for me to get some shut-eye.
1032
00:41:16,815 --> 00:41:19,648
Big day tomorrow, so see you guys!
1033
00:41:21,905 --> 00:41:23,572
- What was that for?
1034
00:41:24,628 --> 00:41:27,984
- To make you the hero, I guess.
1035
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:28,883
- Night, ladies.
1036
00:41:28,883 --> 00:41:29,807
- Night, ladies.
1037
00:41:29,808 --> 00:41:31,390
I la-la all of you.
1038
00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,512
- I la-la you, too!
1039
00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:44,738
- Well, what're we gonna do?
1040
00:41:56,077 --> 00:41:59,055
- I know you're all gonna make fun of me,
1041
00:41:59,056 --> 00:41:59,889
but in times like these,
1042
00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:03,389
we can always turn to the power of prayer.
1043
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,952
- And then we called you.
1044
00:42:11,953 --> 00:42:13,203
- So that's it.
1045
00:42:15,892 --> 00:42:18,443
- Well, I did have a conversation
1046
00:42:18,444 --> 00:42:20,776
with a drunken TJ about you.
1047
00:42:20,777 --> 00:42:21,610
- What?
1048
00:42:21,611 --> 00:42:23,076
Really?
1049
00:42:23,077 --> 00:42:24,877
- That was interesting.
1050
00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,813
- Wait, what did she say?
1051
00:42:26,814 --> 00:42:28,552
- None of you damn business.
1052
00:42:28,553 --> 00:42:29,553
- Seriously?
1053
00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:32,721
- Well, it's not.
1054
00:42:32,722 --> 00:42:34,202
- Well, you just made it my business.
1055
00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:39,299
- What are we gonna tell him?
1056
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:40,300
- We...
1057
00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:42,150
We...
1058
00:42:42,832 --> 00:42:44,437
Oh, we can't let him come here.
1059
00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:46,648
We have to stop him.
1060
00:42:46,649 --> 00:42:47,649
Damn it!
1061
00:42:48,786 --> 00:42:50,037
- This is all my fault.
1062
00:42:50,038 --> 00:42:51,609
I shouldn't have let her go,
1063
00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:53,229
and now David is gonna
get really hurt by this...
1064
00:42:53,230 --> 00:42:57,342
- Stop saying this is your fault, Jenny!
1065
00:42:57,343 --> 00:42:59,510
Nella planned it this way.
1066
00:43:02,031 --> 00:43:03,031
I'm sorry.
1067
00:43:03,826 --> 00:43:05,993
I know how you feel, okay?
1068
00:43:11,608 --> 00:43:14,216
- Maybe Carly's right.
1069
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:18,045
Maybe we are all like
Nella in some sick way.
1070
00:43:18,046 --> 00:43:19,232
I mean, seriously, though,
1071
00:43:19,233 --> 00:43:23,129
I did like seeing her make
Carly uncomfortable tonight,
1072
00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:24,745
the same way that I pushed Nella
1073
00:43:24,746 --> 00:43:27,805
to confess that she cheated.
1074
00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:29,037
- That doesn't make us like her.
1075
00:43:29,038 --> 00:43:31,477
That makes us human.
1076
00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:32,978
- Well, I hate it.
1077
00:43:41,235 --> 00:43:42,735
Teej,
1078
00:43:44,732 --> 00:43:46,399
for what it's worth,
1079
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:51,125
I think you would've
made a really good Mom.
1080
00:43:54,938 --> 00:43:56,271
- Thanks, Jenny.
1081
00:44:04,656 --> 00:44:06,156
We gotta tell him.
1082
00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:09,220
- Yeah.
1083
00:44:13,862 --> 00:44:15,027
- What're you doin'?
1084
00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:17,028
- None of your business.
1085
00:44:19,582 --> 00:44:20,902
- I'm gonna go make a phone call.
1086
00:44:23,568 --> 00:44:24,568
- Oh, shit.
1087
00:44:30,657 --> 00:44:31,657
- Surprise!
1088
00:44:33,724 --> 00:44:36,141
Party's here.
1089
00:44:40,215 --> 00:44:43,799
Oh, I'm, am I interrupting girl time?
1090
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,084
They told me I was okay to come over.
1091
00:44:45,085 --> 00:44:46,085
I'm sorry.
1092
00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:50,939
Guys, what is goin' on here?
1093
00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,523
Is everything okay?
1094
00:44:57,716 --> 00:44:58,883
Where's Nella?
1095
00:44:59,939 --> 00:45:01,786
- Ah, shit!
1096
00:45:01,787 --> 00:45:04,037
- Drew, be careful!
1097
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:11,158
- We're in.
1098
00:45:14,911 --> 00:45:18,838
- Well, she's not sleeping.
1099
00:45:18,839 --> 00:45:21,114
- Hey, sorry I missed your call.
1100
00:45:21,115 --> 00:45:22,115
Not really.
1101
00:45:22,116 --> 00:45:22,949
Leave a message, and maybe I'll...
1102
00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:24,461
- Still not answering.
1103
00:45:24,462 --> 00:45:26,650
- Have you tried texting her?
1104
00:45:26,651 --> 00:45:27,651
- You try.
1105
00:45:29,531 --> 00:45:32,031
- Pick up your damn-ass phone!
1106
00:45:33,615 --> 00:45:36,274
- I like the sort of shrine
she built for herself.
1107
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:39,134
- Yeah, there's not
even a picture of David.
1108
00:45:39,135 --> 00:45:40,718
- It's sad, really.
1109
00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:43,513
- I'm getting my beauty sleep.
1110
00:45:43,514 --> 00:45:45,186
That's funny, because I'm
standing in your room.
1111
00:45:45,187 --> 00:45:47,104
Get your ass over here!
1112
00:45:51,063 --> 00:45:53,009
Why is she like this?
1113
00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:54,052
- She's always been like this.
1114
00:45:54,053 --> 00:45:58,874
- What's the matter with me?
1115
00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:01,292
- Do you wanna talk about it?
1116
00:46:34,540 --> 00:46:35,373
Ugh!
1117
00:46:35,374 --> 00:46:37,231
Brandon Scott?
1118
00:46:37,232 --> 00:46:38,065
- David.
1119
00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:38,994
- Are you kidding me?
1120
00:46:38,995 --> 00:46:40,580
Isn't he a drug dealer or something?
1121
00:46:40,581 --> 00:46:41,924
- I think this is just like in the Bible
1122
00:46:41,925 --> 00:46:43,346
when they talk about
being unequally yoked.
1123
00:46:43,347 --> 00:46:44,180
Maybe this...
1124
00:46:44,181 --> 00:46:45,611
- Stop talking!
1125
00:46:45,612 --> 00:46:47,596
- Well, I mean someone
has to speak the truth.
1126
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:49,627
I hate to be the one to say it.
1127
00:46:49,628 --> 00:46:50,747
- Well, then don't say it.
1128
00:46:50,748 --> 00:46:52,410
- Well, David, I'm worried about you.
1129
00:46:52,411 --> 00:46:53,826
Are you gonna be okay?
1130
00:46:53,827 --> 00:46:55,003
- No.
- You can talk to me.
1131
00:46:55,004 --> 00:46:56,471
- No, Carly, no, I'm not going to be okay.
1132
00:46:56,472 --> 00:46:59,273
I just found out that my
wife-to-be is cheating on me.
1133
00:46:59,274 --> 00:47:00,833
- Okay, well, would you
feel better talking about it
1134
00:47:00,834 --> 00:47:02,334
if TJ wasn't here?
1135
00:47:10,450 --> 00:47:12,533
- What is wrong with you?
1136
00:47:13,762 --> 00:47:14,642
- Tammy Jane.
1137
00:47:14,642 --> 00:47:15,481
- Stay away from me.
1138
00:47:15,481 --> 00:47:16,314
- Tammy Jane.
1139
00:47:16,314 --> 00:47:17,248
- Stay away from me!
1140
00:47:17,249 --> 00:47:19,970
- Hey, hey, hey, Tammy, please?
1141
00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:20,804
- Freak!
1142
00:47:20,805 --> 00:47:21,858
- Hey, hey, hey, can
you please not hit me?
1143
00:47:21,859 --> 00:47:23,427
Can we just talk?
1144
00:47:23,428 --> 00:47:24,639
- Why'd you leave me?
1145
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,090
- Oh, come on, Tammy.
1146
00:47:26,091 --> 00:47:26,924
You know why.
1147
00:47:26,925 --> 00:47:29,818
- Oh, 'cause you're so stupid!
1148
00:47:29,819 --> 00:47:31,119
- Please, I'm sorry.
1149
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,708
You know I didn't mean it like that.
1150
00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:34,468
- You were afraid, admit it,
1151
00:47:34,469 --> 00:47:36,260
so you chose the easy way out.
1152
00:47:36,261 --> 00:47:38,009
- Yes, yes, of course I was scared.
1153
00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:40,127
I was being plunged into
a life I hadn't decided
1154
00:47:40,128 --> 00:47:41,218
I even wanted yet.
1155
00:47:41,219 --> 00:47:43,089
- I didn't get to decide.
1156
00:47:43,090 --> 00:47:45,518
It was chosen for me,
and you just got to run.
1157
00:47:45,519 --> 00:47:47,328
- Yes, it was exactly like that.
1158
00:47:47,329 --> 00:47:50,162
You know,
1159
00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:55,460
everything I tried to
give you, everything,
1160
00:47:55,461 --> 00:47:57,544
you shot back in my face.
1161
00:47:59,111 --> 00:48:01,009
You don't think I was
hurt by you, too, Tammy?
1162
00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:02,010
I loved you.
1163
00:48:03,989 --> 00:48:08,156
- I didn't mean to.
1164
00:48:09,127 --> 00:48:10,127
- I know.
1165
00:48:11,759 --> 00:48:12,926
I know, Tammy.
1166
00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:17,580
We never meant to, but that's what we did.
1167
00:48:17,581 --> 00:48:21,918
We didn't fall apart
because of what happened.
1168
00:48:21,919 --> 00:48:23,398
We fell apart, because we couldn't be
1169
00:48:23,399 --> 00:48:24,527
what each other needed.
1170
00:48:24,528 --> 00:48:27,140
- And Nella?
1171
00:48:27,141 --> 00:48:28,300
Is that what you need?
1172
00:48:28,301 --> 00:48:31,468
How's that workin' out for you, David?
1173
00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:36,278
- People make mistakes.
1174
00:48:36,279 --> 00:48:38,871
- Hmm, still takin'
the easy way out, I see.
1175
00:48:38,872 --> 00:48:42,261
- You know?
1176
00:48:42,262 --> 00:48:43,290
That's not fair.
1177
00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:46,107
- What's not fair is being
abandoned and pregnant.
1178
00:48:46,108 --> 00:48:48,878
- It wasn't like that.
1179
00:48:48,879 --> 00:48:50,710
- Spoken like a true cheater.
1180
00:48:50,711 --> 00:48:53,088
- I never cheated on you, Tammy.
1181
00:48:53,089 --> 00:48:55,717
- Well, you might as well have.
1182
00:48:55,718 --> 00:48:56,551
Ha!
1183
00:48:56,552 --> 00:48:57,876
What makes her so special?
1184
00:48:57,877 --> 00:48:59,957
Please tell me.
1185
00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:04,125
How long was it before she
had a ring on her finger?
1186
00:49:05,635 --> 00:49:06,635
Six
1187
00:49:07,396 --> 00:49:08,387
months.
1188
00:49:08,387 --> 00:49:09,387
Six months.
1189
00:49:11,628 --> 00:49:14,296
What could she give you in six months
1190
00:49:14,297 --> 00:49:17,630
that I couldn't give you in seven years?
1191
00:49:23,969 --> 00:49:25,336
- Look, I don't have an answer
1192
00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:28,670
that's gonna make you happy, Tammy Jane.
1193
00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:34,128
I didn't make the right choices with you,
1194
00:49:34,129 --> 00:49:35,379
and I am sorry.
1195
00:49:37,788 --> 00:49:39,808
And I don't know what it was with Nella
1196
00:49:39,809 --> 00:49:41,037
that made anything different.
1197
00:49:41,038 --> 00:49:41,871
I don't know.
1198
00:49:41,872 --> 00:49:44,121
It just did.
1199
00:49:47,948 --> 00:49:51,615
I don't wish anything
but happiness for you,
1200
00:49:53,588 --> 00:49:55,921
but I can't be that for you,
1201
00:49:56,908 --> 00:49:59,075
and I think you know that.
1202
00:50:02,798 --> 00:50:07,636
- I don't wish anything but
happiness for you either, David,
1203
00:50:07,637 --> 00:50:10,656
but not by taking the easy way out.
1204
00:50:10,657 --> 00:50:13,324
That happiness, it doesn't last.
1205
00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:18,431
- You don't know that.
1206
00:50:23,278 --> 00:50:24,445
- So what now?
1207
00:50:27,118 --> 00:50:29,868
Are you gonna marry her tomorrow?
1208
00:50:42,929 --> 00:50:43,929
- It's Drew.
1209
00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:46,408
- Don't answer it.
1210
00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:48,798
Don't.
1211
00:50:58,238 --> 00:50:59,321
- Yo.
1212
00:51:00,748 --> 00:51:03,465
Yeah, yeah, I'm at the hotel.
1213
00:51:03,466 --> 00:51:04,466
No.
1214
00:51:05,407 --> 00:51:06,824
No, they told me.
1215
00:51:08,076 --> 00:51:10,409
Yeah, fine, I'm, I'm comin'.
1216
00:51:27,225 --> 00:51:30,597
- Stop it.
1217
00:51:30,598 --> 00:51:32,037
I'm getting married tomorrow.
1218
00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:35,454
Okay?
1219
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:40,923
Okay, I'm going, but
you're coming with me.
1220
00:51:41,981 --> 00:51:43,121
- Oh, fuck.
1221
00:51:43,122 --> 00:51:44,704
Those fuckers, they're here.
1222
00:51:44,705 --> 00:51:45,538
- Be nice.
1223
00:51:45,539 --> 00:51:47,494
- Sarah
wasn't always a good person.
1224
00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:50,231
It took her a long time to get there.
1225
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:52,712
Something did change for
her that night, though.
1226
00:51:52,713 --> 00:51:56,094
The last bit of fear Nella had
been hanging over her head,
1227
00:51:56,095 --> 00:51:59,702
Sarah wrapped it up and got
rid of it for the last time.
1228
00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:01,581
I think we all knew this was the end
1229
00:52:01,582 --> 00:52:04,952
of our friendship with Nella for good.
1230
00:52:04,953 --> 00:52:07,572
- Oh, hello my fair lesbian friend.
1231
00:52:07,573 --> 00:52:08,826
- Shut the fuck up.
1232
00:52:08,827 --> 00:52:09,768
Hey!
1233
00:52:09,768 --> 00:52:10,644
You!
1234
00:52:10,645 --> 00:52:12,227
Oatmeal cookie boy.
1235
00:52:13,568 --> 00:52:14,729
- Okay, kitten.
1236
00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:16,038
- No!
1237
00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:19,078
I hope you're really happy one day.
1238
00:52:19,079 --> 00:52:19,912
- All right.
1239
00:52:19,913 --> 00:52:22,729
- Okay, I hope that someday
you are a very happy person
1240
00:52:22,730 --> 00:52:25,169
so you can fully understand
all the unhappiness
1241
00:52:25,170 --> 00:52:26,678
you caused a lot of people.
1242
00:52:26,679 --> 00:52:28,577
- Look, I'm not the one
that seduced her, all right?
1243
00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:29,559
- What does that matter?
1244
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,758
She's getting married.
1245
00:52:30,759 --> 00:52:31,610
- Yeah, well, maybe her husband
1246
00:52:31,611 --> 00:52:34,277
should keep a closer eye on her.
1247
00:52:37,447 --> 00:52:39,279
- That was rude.
1248
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,296
- David's coming.
1249
00:52:40,297 --> 00:52:41,367
- What?
1250
00:52:41,368 --> 00:52:43,285
Wait, you called David?
1251
00:52:44,419 --> 00:52:45,738
You called David over a little bit
1252
00:52:45,739 --> 00:52:47,007
of the wedding-day jitters?
1253
00:52:47,008 --> 00:52:49,047
- You call this jitters?
1254
00:52:49,048 --> 00:52:51,548
Fucking the bartender the
night before your wedding?
1255
00:52:51,549 --> 00:52:53,125
This is far beyond jitters, Nella,
1256
00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:54,766
and I'm not sure I'll
ever understand exactly
1257
00:52:54,767 --> 00:52:55,600
what it is with you.
1258
00:52:55,601 --> 00:52:57,778
- That's because you don't
know how to let your hair down
1259
00:52:57,779 --> 00:52:58,818
and have some fun.
1260
00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:00,258
- Stop it with these games.
1261
00:53:00,259 --> 00:53:01,259
This isn't fun.
1262
00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:02,799
- The old Sarah would have asked me,
1263
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,076
does he have a brother?
1264
00:53:04,077 --> 00:53:05,077
Oh, please.
1265
00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:07,506
It was good to just not jump on board.
1266
00:53:07,507 --> 00:53:08,818
You were always the last one to cave,
1267
00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:10,698
the last one to join in on the games,
1268
00:53:10,699 --> 00:53:14,247
and the last one to lose
your virginity.
1269
00:53:14,248 --> 00:53:15,081
- Gross.
1270
00:53:15,082 --> 00:53:16,658
- You know what?
1271
00:53:16,659 --> 00:53:18,658
You're always the first person to thank me
1272
00:53:18,659 --> 00:53:20,348
for pushing you over the edge,
1273
00:53:20,349 --> 00:53:22,726
for making you feel alive,
okay, so lighten up,
1274
00:53:22,727 --> 00:53:24,795
because I don't like
the stick up your ass.
1275
00:53:24,796 --> 00:53:27,756
- I'm not proud of my past, Nella.
1276
00:53:27,757 --> 00:53:29,447
I'm not proud of that shit.
1277
00:53:29,448 --> 00:53:31,287
It haunts me.
1278
00:53:31,288 --> 00:53:33,338
We were bad people.
1279
00:53:33,339 --> 00:53:34,926
- Oh, wait.
1280
00:53:34,927 --> 00:53:36,959
What you're telling me
is that you were having
1281
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,657
the best time being sober tonight?
1282
00:53:39,658 --> 00:53:40,491
No.
1283
00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:42,106
See, what I think,
1284
00:53:42,107 --> 00:53:44,748
I think that you were just
afraid that the old Sarah
1285
00:53:44,749 --> 00:53:46,258
was gonna come out and
that she's gonna make
1286
00:53:46,259 --> 00:53:48,079
really bad decisions.
1287
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:48,913
But you know what?
1288
00:53:48,914 --> 00:53:50,239
I miss that old Sarah.
1289
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:51,738
- Stop it.
1290
00:53:51,739 --> 00:53:52,927
- No, I'm not gonna stop it.
1291
00:53:52,928 --> 00:53:55,268
It wasn't fun making fun
of Carly all by myself.
1292
00:53:55,269 --> 00:53:58,188
Let's not forget who started
that joke in the first place.
1293
00:53:58,189 --> 00:53:59,166
- Leave her alone.
1294
00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:01,159
She has real problems, and it's my fault.
1295
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,399
- Oh, really?
1296
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:06,887
So, so it's not my fault that
she has scars on her wrists?
1297
00:54:06,888 --> 00:54:09,058
Listen, I don't think
that I'm the bad guy here.
1298
00:54:09,059 --> 00:54:10,167
I don't think so.
1299
00:54:10,168 --> 00:54:11,001
- Grow up.
1300
00:54:11,002 --> 00:54:12,388
I am done.
1301
00:54:12,389 --> 00:54:13,716
- Oh, you're done?
1302
00:54:13,717 --> 00:54:14,550
What do you mean you're done?
1303
00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:17,228
No, you left, okay?
1304
00:54:17,229 --> 00:54:20,372
And apparently you cut me
out of your college life,
1305
00:54:20,373 --> 00:54:23,520
so no, you don't get to come back here
1306
00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:26,622
and act like everyone forgot who you were.
1307
00:54:26,623 --> 00:54:28,161
No one believes your little act, Sarah,
1308
00:54:28,162 --> 00:54:30,001
so just give it up.
1309
00:54:30,002 --> 00:54:32,002
- People grow up, Nella,
1310
00:54:33,790 --> 00:54:36,382
and fine, if this is the
way you want it to be,
1311
00:54:36,383 --> 00:54:37,412
then I'll be there tomorrow,
1312
00:54:37,413 --> 00:54:39,732
but it won't be for you.
1313
00:54:39,733 --> 00:54:40,566
- Okay.
1314
00:54:40,566 --> 00:54:41,471
- After the wedding, I'm gone,
1315
00:54:41,472 --> 00:54:44,470
and I never wanna see you again.
1316
00:54:44,471 --> 00:54:46,346
- Sarah, come on, you don't,
1317
00:54:46,347 --> 00:54:47,452
you don't mean that.
1318
00:54:47,453 --> 00:54:49,662
- Good-bye, Nella.
1319
00:54:49,663 --> 00:54:50,663
- What?
1320
00:54:53,291 --> 00:54:54,652
- So yeah, I'll just
leave the door unlocked.
1321
00:54:54,653 --> 00:54:56,521
Do you have your keys.
1322
00:54:56,522 --> 00:54:57,355
Oh, there they are.
1323
00:54:57,355 --> 00:54:58,355
Cool.
1324
00:54:59,801 --> 00:55:00,634
Drink some water.
1325
00:55:00,634 --> 00:55:01,634
- Bye.
1326
00:55:05,349 --> 00:55:06,349
Whatever.
1327
00:55:14,219 --> 00:55:15,969
- What are you doing?
1328
00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:20,349
- Writing down a list of
Bible verses to give to David.
1329
00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:23,800
- How about it is better
1330
00:55:23,801 --> 00:55:25,418
to dwell in the wilderness
1331
00:55:25,419 --> 00:55:28,000
than with a contentious and angry woman.
1332
00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:29,448
- How about do not be deceived.
1333
00:55:29,449 --> 00:55:32,858
Bad company corrupts good morals.
1334
00:55:32,859 --> 00:55:35,609
- Yeah, that one fits Nella, too.
1335
00:55:36,809 --> 00:55:40,320
- Nella may not be the Proverbs 31 wife,
1336
00:55:40,321 --> 00:55:41,786
but at least my brother has hope for her,
1337
00:55:41,787 --> 00:55:44,058
and she goes to church with him.
1338
00:55:44,059 --> 00:55:47,059
- Oh, just like you had hope for TJ?
1339
00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:51,040
- Do not associate with
a so-called brother
1340
00:55:51,041 --> 00:55:54,285
if he is an immoral person or covetous
1341
00:55:54,286 --> 00:55:57,925
or an idolater or a reviler or a drunkard,
1342
00:55:57,926 --> 00:56:00,896
not even to eat with such a one.
1343
00:56:00,897 --> 00:56:03,434
- Do not point out the
speck in your brother's eye
1344
00:56:03,435 --> 00:56:06,272
before removing the log in your own.
1345
00:56:06,273 --> 00:56:08,422
- Be aware of false
prophets who come to you
1346
00:56:08,423 --> 00:56:10,264
dressed in sheep's clothing but inwardly
1347
00:56:10,265 --> 00:56:12,704
are ravenous wolves.
1348
00:56:12,705 --> 00:56:16,234
- If any man thinks he is
religious and does not bridle
1349
00:56:16,235 --> 00:56:18,136
his tongue but deceives in his heart,
1350
00:56:18,137 --> 00:56:21,285
this person's religion is worthless.
1351
00:56:21,286 --> 00:56:23,605
- Whoever secretly slanders his neighbor,
1352
00:56:23,606 --> 00:56:26,182
him I will destroy.
1353
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:28,440
Whoever has a haughty look
and an arrogant heart,
1354
00:56:28,441 --> 00:56:30,024
I shall not endure.
1355
00:56:31,061 --> 00:56:32,691
Four years of high school youth group,
1356
00:56:32,692 --> 00:56:35,775
two years of Awana, one year of YWAM.
1357
00:56:37,442 --> 00:56:38,822
- Ha!
1358
00:56:38,823 --> 00:56:41,951
Four years of Awana, four years
of high school youth group,
1359
00:56:41,952 --> 00:56:43,350
two years of youth group counseling,
1360
00:56:43,351 --> 00:56:46,101
plus one year in the Peace Corps.
1361
00:56:47,463 --> 00:56:51,546
- You were a youth group
counselor for two years?
1362
00:56:52,554 --> 00:56:54,471
- Well, one and a half.
1363
00:56:55,474 --> 00:56:56,521
You know what, Carly?
1364
00:56:56,522 --> 00:56:58,593
If you weren't so busy
making sure everyone else
1365
00:56:58,594 --> 00:57:01,273
is following your book of religious rules,
1366
00:57:01,274 --> 00:57:02,969
you might actually like a person or two.
1367
00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:04,041
- I do not do that.
1368
00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:05,433
- You do.
1369
00:57:05,434 --> 00:57:06,793
Why don't we take a look at
that little book of yours...
1370
00:57:06,794 --> 00:57:07,893
- No! No, no.
1371
00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:08,727
- Give that back to me!
- Give it here.
1372
00:57:08,728 --> 00:57:10,227
- No, I wanna see.
1373
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:14,728
These aren't Bible verses.
1374
00:57:14,729 --> 00:57:16,396
Carly, what is this?
1375
00:57:17,258 --> 00:57:19,606
- I keep track of things.
1376
00:57:19,607 --> 00:57:21,419
I just, I need to keep track
1377
00:57:21,420 --> 00:57:22,785
so that I stay on track.
1378
00:57:22,786 --> 00:57:25,619
- Carly, this is crazy.
1379
00:57:32,984 --> 00:57:36,375
When I was 13, I was
in love with this boy,
1380
00:57:36,376 --> 00:57:38,285
Jimmy Stratton.
1381
00:57:38,286 --> 00:57:39,986
He was in my math class.
1382
00:57:39,987 --> 00:57:42,255
And he would always chew gum,
1383
00:57:42,256 --> 00:57:44,434
so I made sure to always have gum on me
1384
00:57:44,435 --> 00:57:46,386
just in case he would ask.
1385
00:57:46,387 --> 00:57:48,463
One day he finally asked,
1386
00:57:48,464 --> 00:57:49,881
and I was elated.
1387
00:57:51,325 --> 00:57:54,386
It finally gave me
permission to talk to him.
1388
00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:58,351
And it turns out he liked me too.
1389
00:57:58,352 --> 00:57:59,781
So, to make a long story short...
1390
00:57:59,782 --> 00:58:01,115
- It's too late.
1391
00:58:03,659 --> 00:58:08,021
- To make a long story short,
1392
00:58:08,022 --> 00:58:09,662
we dated.
1393
00:58:09,663 --> 00:58:14,169
He even held my hand
during math class.
1394
00:58:14,170 --> 00:58:17,003
Then a week later,
1395
00:58:18,386 --> 00:58:21,635
he found someone else to give him gum,
1396
00:58:21,636 --> 00:58:24,105
and I was devastated.
1397
00:58:24,106 --> 00:58:27,856
I cried every day for, like, weeks.
1398
00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:33,313
I thought maybe it was
because I wasn't pretty
1399
00:58:33,314 --> 00:58:37,064
or I wasn't blonde or
because I wasn't smart.
1400
00:58:39,172 --> 00:58:42,731
And finally, my mom sat
me down, and she said,
1401
00:58:42,732 --> 00:58:47,321
"Jenny, you have two choices
to make in every situation.
1402
00:58:47,322 --> 00:58:51,539
"You can laugh, or you can cry.
1403
00:58:51,540 --> 00:58:53,920
"And neither one is the wrong choice,
1404
00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:57,421
"but the choice you make will define you."
1405
00:59:00,255 --> 00:59:03,255
- What if you don't know what to do?
1406
00:59:04,953 --> 00:59:08,380
- I think you do know what to do.
1407
00:59:08,381 --> 00:59:12,123
You just need to be brave
enough to let yourself be honest
1408
00:59:12,124 --> 00:59:15,707
with your feelings, you know?
1409
00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:17,721
- Yeah.
1410
00:59:43,679 --> 00:59:47,846
♫ I fantasized this love with you
1411
00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:55,538
♫ And not a drop of it is true
1412
00:59:59,589 --> 01:00:03,946
♫ It pours inside my weary heart
1413
01:00:06,498 --> 01:00:07,998
- Whoo! Your turn!
1414
01:00:11,037 --> 01:00:12,497
- How's that tasting?
- It's good.
1415
01:00:22,631 --> 01:00:26,798
♫ We're living a life of quiet desperation
1416
01:00:30,868 --> 01:00:35,035
♫ Holding on to reach into the sun
1417
01:00:38,607 --> 01:00:42,774
♫ Is there something in this
mess that is worth saving
1418
01:00:44,055 --> 01:00:45,055
- Two, three, blow it up!
1419
01:00:49,525 --> 01:00:50,525
- Oh!
- Oh!
1420
01:00:51,370 --> 01:00:52,370
- Two!
1421
01:00:59,028 --> 01:01:00,861
♫ Ooh
1422
01:01:06,905 --> 01:01:08,738
♫ Ooh
1423
01:01:24,215 --> 01:01:25,566
- Hey there, sexy lady.
1424
01:01:25,567 --> 01:01:26,606
How much for your body?
1425
01:01:26,607 --> 01:01:28,651
- More than you can afford.
1426
01:01:28,652 --> 01:01:30,956
- I only need five minutes.
1427
01:01:30,957 --> 01:01:32,036
- Where's Drew?
1428
01:01:32,037 --> 01:01:35,454
- With David, doing his groomsmanly duty.
1429
01:01:36,586 --> 01:01:37,682
Get in.
1430
01:01:37,683 --> 01:01:41,850
I feel like you have some
drama I need to hear about.
1431
01:01:44,514 --> 01:01:45,347
While you're talking,
1432
01:01:45,348 --> 01:01:48,413
I'm going to buy us the
greasiest breakfast I can find.
1433
01:01:48,414 --> 01:01:51,247
- Hmm, nothing has sounded better.
1434
01:01:52,445 --> 01:01:55,260
- So I take it David graced
you with his presence?
1435
01:01:55,261 --> 01:01:56,261
- Yeah.
1436
01:01:59,675 --> 01:02:00,594
You know,
1437
01:02:00,595 --> 01:02:03,124
I don't even think I love him anymore.
1438
01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:07,302
I just don't want him
to love someone else.
1439
01:02:07,303 --> 01:02:09,182
Is that selfish?
1440
01:02:09,183 --> 01:02:12,594
- Considering the circumstances, no.
1441
01:02:17,486 --> 01:02:20,486
David is no saint in this, you know?
1442
01:02:25,432 --> 01:02:28,152
- So is there gonna be a wedding?
1443
01:02:28,153 --> 01:02:29,153
- No idea.
1444
01:02:30,056 --> 01:02:31,634
But if there is, I plan on developing
1445
01:02:31,635 --> 01:02:34,385
a healthy food baby for pictures.
1446
01:02:41,256 --> 01:02:43,756
- Proposed to her right there.
1447
01:02:47,685 --> 01:02:49,694
I was gonna go over to her place.
1448
01:02:49,695 --> 01:02:53,862
I was gonna tell her what
a terrible person she is,
1449
01:02:55,006 --> 01:02:59,173
and I was gonna break
up with her.
1450
01:03:02,536 --> 01:03:04,619
- So what's stopping you?
1451
01:03:05,835 --> 01:03:09,668
- Is it terrible that I
still wanna marry her?
1452
01:03:10,674 --> 01:03:13,895
- Well, I don't know if
terrible's the right word.
1453
01:03:13,896 --> 01:03:17,463
Weird, confusing, gross, those...
1454
01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:18,464
Yeah, terrible.
1455
01:03:18,465 --> 01:03:20,164
Terrible's good.
1456
01:03:20,165 --> 01:03:21,725
- Knock it off, man, all right?
1457
01:03:21,726 --> 01:03:23,703
You don't know how this feels.
1458
01:03:23,704 --> 01:03:25,943
- I don't know how this feels?
1459
01:03:25,944 --> 01:03:28,063
Well, enlighten me, David.
1460
01:03:28,064 --> 01:03:29,285
How does it feel?
1461
01:03:29,286 --> 01:03:31,354
How does it feel to be you?
1462
01:03:31,355 --> 01:03:32,735
Because I would have given my left arm
1463
01:03:32,736 --> 01:03:34,223
to have some of the
opportunities that you had
1464
01:03:34,224 --> 01:03:35,463
in high school, okay?
1465
01:03:35,464 --> 01:03:36,855
And I'm not just gonna sit by
1466
01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:39,423
and watch you do this to yourself again.
1467
01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:42,463
I mean, how could you
wanna be with somebody
1468
01:03:42,464 --> 01:03:44,547
who treats you like this?
1469
01:03:46,835 --> 01:03:48,502
I'm sorry, I just...
1470
01:03:51,112 --> 01:03:53,970
I've stood by you
1471
01:03:53,971 --> 01:03:58,138
when you made some pretty
dumb decisions in the past.
1472
01:03:59,891 --> 01:04:02,641
Please don't make me do it again.
1473
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:09,819
- I funked up everything with Tammy, okay?
1474
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:12,629
It's like I've been trying so
hard not to mess this one up
1475
01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:15,869
that I can't help but feel
now like this is my fault.
1476
01:04:15,870 --> 01:04:19,120
I picked up extra shifts so
that she wouldn't have to work.
1477
01:04:19,121 --> 01:04:21,209
I just wanted to be the
one to take care of her
1478
01:04:21,210 --> 01:04:22,043
and make her happy.
1479
01:04:22,044 --> 01:04:25,621
I mean, I even let her
win all of our arguments.
1480
01:04:25,622 --> 01:04:27,152
- You...
1481
01:04:27,153 --> 01:04:30,570
Sorry, you let her win all the arguments?
1482
01:04:37,741 --> 01:04:41,111
- Sounds so stupid now.
1483
01:04:41,112 --> 01:04:44,195
- Well, what did she ever do for you?
1484
01:04:45,301 --> 01:04:46,591
- What do you mean?
1485
01:04:46,592 --> 01:04:49,410
- I mean, correct me if I'm
wrong, but relationships
1486
01:04:49,411 --> 01:04:52,410
are supposed to be a
two-way street, aren't they?
1487
01:04:52,411 --> 01:04:53,450
I mean, you sure gave her a lot.
1488
01:04:53,451 --> 01:04:54,719
What did she ever give you?
1489
01:05:02,491 --> 01:05:04,268
David, I'll stand up there tomorrow, okay?
1490
01:05:04,269 --> 01:05:06,620
I'll turn every single
person away at the gate,
1491
01:05:06,621 --> 01:05:09,290
and I'll make sure that they
know what a good guy David is
1492
01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:11,079
as they leave.
1493
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,148
You just give me the go-ahead,
1494
01:05:12,149 --> 01:05:14,899
and that's where I'll be for you.
1495
01:05:18,021 --> 01:05:21,354
I hear Mexico is nice this time of year.
1496
01:05:25,691 --> 01:05:26,691
- No.
1497
01:05:27,411 --> 01:05:28,911
I don't want that.
1498
01:05:31,518 --> 01:05:33,408
Leavin' Nella at the altar's
1499
01:05:33,409 --> 01:05:36,742
not gonna make me a good guy, all right?
1500
01:05:37,657 --> 01:05:41,824
I gave her my word, and I'm
gonna follow through this time.
1501
01:05:47,859 --> 01:05:48,942
- Well, then,
1502
01:05:50,979 --> 01:05:53,588
I will be up there with you at the altar.
1503
01:05:53,589 --> 01:05:55,359
I just might need a flask in my pocket
1504
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,877
to get me through the day.
1505
01:05:57,878 --> 01:05:59,045
- Fair enough.
1506
01:06:00,979 --> 01:06:03,308
You got one for me, too, right?
1507
01:06:03,309 --> 01:06:05,547
- Yeah, absolutely.
1508
01:06:05,548 --> 01:06:09,715
- Let's hit it.
1509
01:06:12,171 --> 01:06:13,757
- You look awesome.
1510
01:06:14,592 --> 01:06:16,816
I mean it, really cool.
1511
01:06:16,817 --> 01:06:18,345
- Never...
1512
01:06:18,346 --> 01:06:19,596
- Mm-hmm, keep going.
1513
01:06:19,597 --> 01:06:21,927
- Never have I ever...
1514
01:06:21,928 --> 01:06:22,848
- Mm-hmm, get to it.
1515
01:06:22,849 --> 01:06:25,407
- Never have I ever been drunk.
1516
01:06:25,408 --> 01:06:26,908
- Ah, not anymore.
1517
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:28,866
- Drink.
1518
01:06:28,866 --> 01:06:29,866
I drink.
1519
01:06:32,837 --> 01:06:35,425
- I'm sorry, should we leave?
1520
01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:37,007
- Oh, hi.
1521
01:06:37,008 --> 01:06:39,815
We're playing The King's Cup,
1522
01:06:39,816 --> 01:06:43,152
and we're doing make-up, halfsies style.
1523
01:06:44,635 --> 01:06:48,684
So this half, right here,
this is a drag queen,
1524
01:06:48,685 --> 01:06:51,292
and then this half right here is...
1525
01:06:51,293 --> 01:06:52,293
It's 80s.
1526
01:06:53,736 --> 01:06:56,819
- And this half is Dothraki princess.
1527
01:06:57,934 --> 01:07:00,586
This half David Bowie.
1528
01:07:00,587 --> 01:07:01,837
- Yeah.
- I see.
1529
01:07:03,445 --> 01:07:05,044
- Lightening.
1530
01:07:05,045 --> 01:07:07,035
- My lip liner is also my eyeliner.
1531
01:07:09,047 --> 01:07:10,412
Teej!
1532
01:07:10,413 --> 01:07:12,078
I was so worried about you.
1533
01:07:12,079 --> 01:07:13,153
You just left.
1534
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,422
- How are you guys still alive?
1535
01:07:15,423 --> 01:07:16,990
- Oh, God.
1536
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:18,349
Carly?
1537
01:07:18,350 --> 01:07:19,492
They got us Becca's.
1538
01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:21,993
- That sounds so nice.
1539
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,955
- It's okay, I got extra.
1540
01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:30,433
- TJ, do you...
1541
01:07:30,434 --> 01:07:33,851
Do you wanna share my hash brown with me?
1542
01:07:35,103 --> 01:07:38,620
You can sit right here, right there,
1543
01:07:38,621 --> 01:07:40,220
right on this couch,
1544
01:07:40,221 --> 01:07:43,054
just right there right next to me.
1545
01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:45,481
- We got a nugget.
1546
01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:47,315
- It's kind of a moon.
1547
01:07:48,261 --> 01:07:49,230
This is so good.
1548
01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:50,230
Thanks, guys.
1549
01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:53,420
- It's Drew.
1550
01:07:54,831 --> 01:07:55,990
- Hi, Drew.
1551
01:07:55,991 --> 01:07:56,991
- Hey.
1552
01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:00,842
- What's happening?
1553
01:08:03,463 --> 01:08:05,388
- We're at the wedding.
1554
01:08:05,389 --> 01:08:06,797
- Who's wedding?
1555
01:08:06,798 --> 01:08:09,298
- I'll give you three guesses.
1556
01:08:12,198 --> 01:08:13,198
Okay, fine.
1557
01:08:14,306 --> 01:08:16,866
I hope you girls didn't skip town already.
1558
01:08:16,867 --> 01:08:18,407
- Seriously?
1559
01:08:18,408 --> 01:08:21,310
I really hope you're joking.
1560
01:08:21,311 --> 01:08:22,791
- No, actually.
1561
01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,962
I don't joke about natural disasters.
1562
01:08:24,963 --> 01:08:26,351
It's kind of a line I draw.
1563
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:29,773
- So you're saying I have
to wear a dress today?
1564
01:08:29,774 --> 01:08:31,668
- Uh, yeah.
- Why is everybody mad?
1565
01:08:31,669 --> 01:08:34,707
Can't we all just get along?
1566
01:08:34,708 --> 01:08:38,875
- And, yeah, Nella'll be there
soon to pick you guys up.
1567
01:08:39,726 --> 01:08:40,559
- What?
1568
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,207
Why?
1569
01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,291
- So...
1570
01:08:44,629 --> 01:08:48,485
- Well don't expect me to look pretty.
1571
01:08:48,486 --> 01:08:50,903
- You always look pretty, TJ.
1572
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,460
- Text me the address.
1573
01:08:59,357 --> 01:09:02,107
- Just save me a dance for later.
1574
01:09:03,009 --> 01:09:04,009
- Yeah.
1575
01:09:05,130 --> 01:09:06,130
- Yeah?
1576
01:09:06,861 --> 01:09:07,861
- Yeah.
1577
01:09:08,528 --> 01:09:10,660
- Okay.
1578
01:09:10,661 --> 01:09:11,969
Yeah, I will,
1579
01:09:11,970 --> 01:09:13,940
will send you that text.
1580
01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:14,941
- Okay.
1581
01:09:22,850 --> 01:09:23,850
- Yes!
1582
01:09:24,759 --> 01:09:25,759
Whoo!
1583
01:09:28,701 --> 01:09:29,701
Oh, God.
1584
01:09:31,472 --> 01:09:32,759
- What in heck got into you?
1585
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:33,760
- Oh, hey.
1586
01:09:35,599 --> 01:09:37,309
It's the dentist.
1587
01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:38,727
I'll be right in.
1588
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,588
- What did he say?
1589
01:09:45,589 --> 01:09:46,839
- He likes her.
1590
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,578
- He's got like a fast crush on you.
1591
01:09:49,579 --> 01:09:51,258
- All right.
1592
01:09:51,259 --> 01:09:54,199
Let's just get this day over with.
1593
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,450
Nella's coming.
1594
01:09:59,135 --> 01:10:03,302
- Okay, Carly, if your dream
guy is a motor vehicle,
1595
01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:09,015
what kind of car would he be,
and where are you driving?
1596
01:10:09,016 --> 01:10:12,553
- Hot, hot red Mustang.
1597
01:10:12,554 --> 01:10:16,865
He is sweeping us across the coastline
1598
01:10:16,866 --> 01:10:18,804
to find the prettiest beach,
1599
01:10:18,805 --> 01:10:21,015
prettiest beach that you ever did see.
1600
01:10:21,016 --> 01:10:25,183
And when we get there, we are gonna do it.
1601
01:10:28,668 --> 01:10:30,209
- I think I like her better drunk.
1602
01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:32,710
- You guys, Carly is so horny!
1603
01:10:33,842 --> 01:10:35,759
Okay, Jenny, your turn.
1604
01:10:38,354 --> 01:10:41,137
- A yellow bug.
1605
01:10:41,138 --> 01:10:43,398
One that turns on my
favorite music station
1606
01:10:43,399 --> 01:10:44,803
right when I'm about to get in
1607
01:10:44,804 --> 01:10:48,553
with my clicker key,
1608
01:10:48,554 --> 01:10:52,645
and I don't know where we're going,
1609
01:10:52,646 --> 01:10:55,034
but it's somewhere exotic,
1610
01:10:55,035 --> 01:10:57,785
and it's the middle of the night.
1611
01:10:57,786 --> 01:10:59,705
- You're high maintenance.
1612
01:10:59,706 --> 01:11:02,595
- I know what I want.
1613
01:11:02,596 --> 01:11:04,155
- What about you?
1614
01:11:04,156 --> 01:11:07,526
What kind of your car
would your boy or girl be?
1615
01:11:07,527 --> 01:11:09,884
- Oh, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
1616
01:11:09,885 --> 01:11:12,413
My car can fly, bitches,
and we're goin' to the moon.
1617
01:11:14,527 --> 01:11:17,527
You're not getting out of this Teej.
1618
01:11:18,846 --> 01:11:21,452
- At this point, a nice,
sturdy, reliable Jeep
1619
01:11:21,453 --> 01:11:23,286
would do me just fine.
1620
01:11:24,487 --> 01:11:28,894
Four-wheel drive, obviously,
and we would be driving
1621
01:11:28,895 --> 01:11:33,062
deep into the forest to a
cabin only we know about.
1622
01:11:34,396 --> 01:11:35,479
- Also horny!
1623
01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:37,596
- Always!
1624
01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:41,379
- Nose, girls.
1625
01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:58,213
- Hey, guys!
1626
01:11:58,213 --> 01:11:59,213
Hey!
1627
01:12:01,658 --> 01:12:04,658
Okay, don't all get excited at once.
1628
01:12:05,569 --> 01:12:06,837
Okay, so no one's gonna talk today.
1629
01:12:06,838 --> 01:12:08,378
I'm getting married, hello?
1630
01:12:08,379 --> 01:12:09,310
Yay!
1631
01:12:09,311 --> 01:12:11,819
- What would you want us to say?
1632
01:12:11,820 --> 01:12:12,997
- What do you mean?
1633
01:12:12,998 --> 01:12:17,608
- If we were to say
something, what would we say?
1634
01:12:17,609 --> 01:12:18,942
Congratulations?
1635
01:12:19,978 --> 01:12:22,088
We're so happy for you two.
1636
01:12:22,089 --> 01:12:23,839
You were meant to be.
1637
01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:28,389
- Yeah, any one of those is fine.
1638
01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:31,317
- I cannot believe you're
going through with this.
1639
01:12:31,318 --> 01:12:32,151
- You know what, TJ?
1640
01:12:32,152 --> 01:12:34,059
I actually told you, it's
none of your business,
1641
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:36,768
and I'm getting very
sick and tired of you.
1642
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:40,109
I am not going to feel bad
for your feelings today.
1643
01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:43,168
It's my wedding day, okay, guys?
1644
01:12:43,169 --> 01:12:44,617
- This is not about my feelings.
1645
01:12:44,618 --> 01:12:47,508
This is about you marrying
someone you don't even love,
1646
01:12:47,509 --> 01:12:50,819
someone, who for God knows
what reason, loves you.
1647
01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:55,499
I don't understand what fun
you're getting out of this.
1648
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,539
- Do you want out of this wedding?
1649
01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:58,123
Because you can go.
1650
01:12:59,420 --> 01:13:00,602
- No.
1651
01:13:00,603 --> 01:13:03,296
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
1652
01:13:03,297 --> 01:13:04,355
- Great.
1653
01:13:04,356 --> 01:13:05,356
Awesome.
1654
01:13:06,937 --> 01:13:08,186
Are we done now here?
1655
01:13:08,187 --> 01:13:09,020
Shows over?
1656
01:13:09,020 --> 01:13:09,853
Can we finish getting ready?
1657
01:13:09,854 --> 01:13:11,875
Because I'm tired.
1658
01:13:11,876 --> 01:13:13,102
My hair looks crazy.
1659
01:13:13,103 --> 01:13:16,020
Oh, sorry.
1660
01:13:28,035 --> 01:13:29,373
- Hey, dude.
1661
01:13:29,374 --> 01:13:31,274
How many times you gonna re-tie a tie?
1662
01:13:31,275 --> 01:13:32,608
- Till I'm done.
1663
01:13:34,442 --> 01:13:35,442
- Right.
1664
01:13:40,744 --> 01:13:41,577
Look, man.
1665
01:13:41,578 --> 01:13:42,962
The keys are in my right pocket, okay?
1666
01:13:42,963 --> 01:13:44,583
I got a full tank of gas for ya.
1667
01:13:44,584 --> 01:13:46,002
It's not too late to
just call this thing off.
1668
01:13:46,003 --> 01:13:48,562
- I'm not doin' that, man.
1669
01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:50,408
- Okay, fine.
1670
01:13:50,409 --> 01:13:51,909
It's your funeral.
1671
01:13:56,325 --> 01:13:57,368
- Okay.
1672
01:13:57,369 --> 01:13:58,202
You know what?
1673
01:13:58,203 --> 01:13:59,284
I'm gonna go to my bridal room,
1674
01:13:59,285 --> 01:14:00,815
and please look out for David,
1675
01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:02,153
because I can't have him see me.
1676
01:14:02,154 --> 01:14:04,764
If he sees me, I'm gonna
flip my shit, okay?
1677
01:14:04,765 --> 01:14:05,598
Okay.
1678
01:14:05,598 --> 01:14:06,598
Bye.
1679
01:14:08,976 --> 01:14:10,503
- Okay, good.
1680
01:14:10,504 --> 01:14:12,054
I'm gonna go puke.
1681
01:14:12,055 --> 01:14:15,193
- What's her problem?
1682
01:14:15,194 --> 01:14:16,694
- Okay, you drink.
1683
01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:21,014
- Oh, honey, you look so handsome.
1684
01:14:21,015 --> 01:14:22,331
- Sorry.
1685
01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:23,761
- Oh, hello, Ms. David.
1686
01:14:23,762 --> 01:14:24,595
- Hello, sweetheart.
1687
01:14:24,596 --> 01:14:25,671
Would you pick that up for him?
1688
01:14:25,672 --> 01:14:27,140
- Yeah, sure.
- Yes.
1689
01:14:27,141 --> 01:14:27,974
- Mr. Clumsy.
1690
01:14:27,974 --> 01:14:28,807
- I know.
1691
01:14:28,808 --> 01:14:30,608
Well, he never could tie his tie.
1692
01:14:30,609 --> 01:14:31,658
- Yeah, he's inept.
1693
01:14:31,659 --> 01:14:33,578
- Honey, you have to button your button.
1694
01:14:33,579 --> 01:14:35,236
That's the problem.
1695
01:14:35,237 --> 01:14:37,557
- Now, yeah, you button this up.
- Yeah, right.
1696
01:14:37,558 --> 01:14:38,757
- It's going to be,
1697
01:14:38,758 --> 01:14:39,730
- darling, it'll be fine.
- Hey guys, what's up?
1698
01:14:39,731 --> 01:14:40,969
You guys are lookin' sharp.
1699
01:14:40,970 --> 01:14:41,887
Oh, thank you, yeah.
1700
01:14:41,888 --> 01:14:43,024
- So let's get some good pictures,
1701
01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:45,052
so just remember, you know, happy day.
1702
01:14:45,053 --> 01:14:45,886
- Happy day.
1703
01:14:45,887 --> 01:14:47,133
- Lots of energy, lots of smiles, right?
1704
01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:47,967
- Cool.
1705
01:14:47,968 --> 01:14:48,975
- Actually, best man,
could I get you to help him
1706
01:14:48,976 --> 01:14:50,025
with his tie real quick?
1707
01:14:50,026 --> 01:14:50,859
- Yeah, sure.
1708
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:52,300
I might lose a finger, but whatever.
1709
01:14:54,352 --> 01:14:56,543
Yeah, you're gonna remember
this day forever, buddy, huh?
1710
01:14:56,544 --> 01:14:58,291
- Smile, sweetheart, smile.
- I got it.
1711
01:14:58,292 --> 01:15:01,363
- This guy's great at smiles.
- Come on Drew.
1712
01:15:01,364 --> 01:15:02,631
- Yeah, there we go.
- I just saw your bride.
1713
01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:04,212
She looks amazing.
1714
01:15:05,092 --> 01:15:06,500
- Could you,
1715
01:15:06,501 --> 01:15:07,334
give me a little,
1716
01:15:07,334 --> 01:15:08,331
give me a little...
1717
01:15:08,332 --> 01:15:10,071
Would you just back the fuck off?
1718
01:15:10,072 --> 01:15:10,905
- Whoa!
1719
01:15:10,906 --> 01:15:12,700
- Get the fuck out!
1720
01:15:12,701 --> 01:15:15,125
- Hey, sorry, just...
1721
01:15:15,126 --> 01:15:16,706
- Okay, no problem.
1722
01:15:16,707 --> 01:15:19,575
- Honey, is everything okay?
1723
01:15:19,576 --> 01:15:22,946
- Mom, out!
1724
01:15:22,947 --> 01:15:25,034
- Oh, okay, honey.
1725
01:15:25,035 --> 01:15:28,888
Well, I'll be out here
if you need anything.
1726
01:15:28,889 --> 01:15:29,900
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1727
01:15:29,901 --> 01:15:30,831
- No, no, it's okay.
1728
01:15:30,831 --> 01:15:31,826
It's all right.
1729
01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:33,270
- Thank you, Ms. David.
1730
01:15:35,414 --> 01:15:36,510
- Hey, listen.
1731
01:15:36,511 --> 01:15:38,571
This wedding is your call right now, okay?
1732
01:15:38,572 --> 01:15:41,350
If you wanna go back,
Mexico is a 12-hour drive,
1733
01:15:41,351 --> 01:15:43,351
but in about 45 minutes,
1734
01:15:44,296 --> 01:15:46,644
that's no longer gonna be an option,
1735
01:15:46,645 --> 01:15:48,062
so what'll it be?
1736
01:15:49,015 --> 01:15:52,848
- I'm not gonna do that, okay?
1737
01:15:55,027 --> 01:15:58,232
Okay, fine.
1738
01:15:58,233 --> 01:16:02,341
The photographer wasn't the
one screwing your bride, so...
1739
01:16:02,342 --> 01:16:04,910
And who talks to their
mother that way, man?
1740
01:16:04,911 --> 01:16:06,352
Seriously.
1741
01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:07,353
Get it together.
1742
01:16:16,451 --> 01:16:17,451
Oh!
1743
01:16:20,269 --> 01:16:21,602
Congratulations.
1744
01:16:23,070 --> 01:16:25,237
I guess I should say that.
1745
01:16:26,599 --> 01:16:27,766
- Thanks, man.
1746
01:16:29,413 --> 01:16:32,246
Guess you really are the best man.
1747
01:16:39,407 --> 01:16:41,518
You ask TJ out yet?
1748
01:16:41,519 --> 01:16:44,518
- What, do I have a sign on my forehead?
1749
01:16:44,519 --> 01:16:45,737
- Yeah.
1750
01:16:45,738 --> 01:16:46,821
Yeah, you do.
1751
01:16:51,359 --> 01:16:54,417
- You got this, Drew.
1752
01:16:54,418 --> 01:16:55,736
- Okay, guys.
1753
01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:57,078
We need to rally.
1754
01:16:57,079 --> 01:16:59,348
We never have to come
back to this moment again,
1755
01:16:59,349 --> 01:17:02,478
so let's just power through.
1756
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:04,627
- To fucked-up relationships.
1757
01:17:04,628 --> 01:17:06,467
- Here here!
1758
01:17:21,536 --> 01:17:23,307
♫ Oh no, oh no
1759
01:17:23,308 --> 01:17:27,136
♫ It seems that I disappeared
1760
01:17:27,137 --> 01:17:28,896
♫ Off the face of the earth
1761
01:17:28,897 --> 01:17:31,122
♫ Oh no, oh no
1762
01:17:31,123 --> 01:17:34,518
♫ All of my fears are being confirmed
1763
01:17:34,519 --> 01:17:36,990
♫ And boy, does it hurt
1764
01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:38,899
♫ Oh no
1765
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:40,900
♫ Oh no
1766
01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,248
♫ Oh no
1767
01:17:46,249 --> 01:17:48,249
♫ Oh no
1768
01:17:51,060 --> 01:17:54,798
♫ I'm startin' to feel neglected
1769
01:17:54,799 --> 01:17:58,397
♫ I'm startin' to feel distraught
1770
01:17:58,398 --> 01:18:01,990
♫ I'm startin' to feel infected
1771
01:18:01,991 --> 01:18:06,608
♫ From all of this fever I've got
1772
01:18:06,609 --> 01:18:09,192
♫ Oh no, oh no
1773
01:18:14,110 --> 01:18:16,693
♫ Oh no, oh no
1774
01:18:36,178 --> 01:18:39,328
♫ Oh no, oh no
1775
01:18:39,329 --> 01:18:41,878
♫ I don't wanna complain
1776
01:18:41,879 --> 01:18:44,009
- Please be seated.
1777
01:18:44,010 --> 01:18:46,331
Welcome, everyone
1778
01:18:46,332 --> 01:18:49,165
to the wedding of David and Nella.
1779
01:18:51,064 --> 01:18:54,991
I know that they are excited
that each of you are here,
1780
01:18:54,992 --> 01:18:56,951
as friends of theirs,
1781
01:18:56,952 --> 01:19:00,671
to witness the most
important day of their life,
1782
01:19:00,672 --> 01:19:03,922
and I know they thank you, each of you.
1783
01:19:05,442 --> 01:19:08,231
In a moment, we are
going to say a few words
1784
01:19:08,232 --> 01:19:11,815
that will begin a
lifetime of wedded bliss.
1785
01:19:13,002 --> 01:19:16,169
We'll get started without further ado.
1786
01:19:17,020 --> 01:19:17,853
- When you're a kid,
1787
01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:20,881
your parents have to
teach you to say I'm sorry
1788
01:19:20,882 --> 01:19:25,454
and I forgive you, because
it's a part of growing up.
1789
01:19:25,455 --> 01:19:26,803
- Is the promise between
♫ When I was a girl
1790
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,384
two people who love each other
1791
01:19:28,385 --> 01:19:31,104
♫ My mother, she told me
1792
01:19:31,105 --> 01:19:33,754
♫ Child, if you're good,
1793
01:19:33,755 --> 01:19:36,314
♫ You can be anything
1794
01:19:36,315 --> 01:19:39,125
♫ That you wanna be
1795
01:19:39,126 --> 01:19:41,824
♫ Now I'm grown and I know
1796
01:19:41,825 --> 01:19:43,213
♫ It's a lie
1797
01:19:43,214 --> 01:19:44,445
♫ It's a lie
1798
01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:45,784
♫ It's a lie
1799
01:19:45,785 --> 01:19:47,423
- This ceremony will not create
1800
01:19:47,424 --> 01:19:48,257
a relationship...
1801
01:19:48,258 --> 01:19:49,505
- Most the time as a kid,
1802
01:19:49,506 --> 01:19:51,305
you don't wanna forgive someone,
1803
01:19:51,306 --> 01:19:52,985
because it's easy to believe someone
1804
01:19:52,986 --> 01:19:54,922
doesn't deserve your forgiveness.
1805
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:56,395
- That relationship began
1806
01:19:56,396 --> 01:19:59,693
when you met each other in high school,
1807
01:19:59,694 --> 01:20:02,915
and that relationship has now blossomed
1808
01:20:02,916 --> 01:20:05,875
to the point that you're willing to commit
1809
01:20:05,876 --> 01:20:09,323
to spending the rest
of your lives together.
1810
01:20:09,324 --> 01:20:10,397
No matter what challenges you
face in the future, you'll...
1811
01:20:10,398 --> 01:20:13,014
♫ When I was a girl
1812
01:20:13,015 --> 01:20:14,072
- It isn't until
♫ My mother
1813
01:20:14,073 --> 01:20:15,208
you truly forgive someone
1814
01:20:15,209 --> 01:20:16,725
that you then understand.
♫ She told me
1815
01:20:16,726 --> 01:20:17,559
It's not about excusing
1816
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,544
their bad behavior.
♫ Child, if your good
1817
01:20:19,545 --> 01:20:20,946
It's just giving yourself
♫ You can be
1818
01:20:20,947 --> 01:20:23,024
permission to let go.
♫ Anything
1819
01:20:23,025 --> 01:20:24,663
- Anyone here
♫ That you wanna be
1820
01:20:24,664 --> 01:20:25,655
should know of any reason
1821
01:20:25,656 --> 01:20:27,173
♫ Now I'm grown and I know
1822
01:20:27,174 --> 01:20:29,188
why these two would not be wedded today,
1823
01:20:29,189 --> 01:20:30,963
♫ It's a lie
speak now
1824
01:20:30,964 --> 01:20:35,131
♫ It's a lie, it's a lie
or forever hold your peace.
1825
01:20:55,241 --> 01:21:00,060
♫ Well you try to shed a
light on all this information
1826
01:21:00,061 --> 01:21:04,551
♫ And you still can the see the
right despite your situation
1827
01:21:04,552 --> 01:21:07,299
♫ But you're wasting all your time
1828
01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:09,442
♫ You're wasting all your time
1829
01:21:09,443 --> 01:21:11,581
♫ And you're wilting in your prime
1830
01:21:11,582 --> 01:21:14,333
♫ And you just don't seem to mind
1831
01:21:14,334 --> 01:21:16,900
♫ Please
1832
01:21:16,901 --> 01:21:21,401
♫ Go on and stop me if
my tongue's too rough
1833
01:21:21,402 --> 01:21:26,042
♫ And interrupt me if I talk too much
1834
01:21:26,043 --> 01:21:29,793
♫ I never wanted that for us
1835
01:21:32,654 --> 01:21:35,122
♫ These
1836
01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:39,834
♫ Cries ricochet off of our empty walls
1837
01:21:39,835 --> 01:21:44,314
♫ Just simple matters
that we can't resolve
1838
01:21:44,315 --> 01:21:48,315
♫ They made a mockery of us all
1839
01:21:55,292 --> 01:21:57,042
♫ Oh
1840
01:21:59,584 --> 01:22:01,417
♫ Ooh
1841
01:22:04,144 --> 01:22:05,894
♫ Oh
1842
01:22:08,493 --> 01:22:13,132
♫ Well you try to shed a
light on all this information
1843
01:22:13,133 --> 01:22:17,722
♫ And you still can the see the
right despite your situation
1844
01:22:17,723 --> 01:22:20,314
♫ But you're wasting all your time
1845
01:22:20,315 --> 01:22:22,442
♫ You're wasting all your time
1846
01:22:22,443 --> 01:22:24,714
♫ And you're wilting in your prime
1847
01:22:24,715 --> 01:22:27,564
♫ And you just don't seem to mind
1848
01:22:27,565 --> 01:22:30,101
♫ Please
1849
01:22:30,102 --> 01:22:34,554
♫ Go on and stop me if
my tongue's too rough
1850
01:22:34,555 --> 01:22:39,164
♫ And interrupt me if I talk too much
1851
01:22:39,165 --> 01:22:42,915
♫ I never wanted that for us
1852
01:22:45,734 --> 01:22:48,375
♫ These
1853
01:22:48,376 --> 01:22:52,861
♫ Cries ricochet off our empty walls
1854
01:22:52,862 --> 01:22:57,615
♫ Just simple matters
that we can't resolve
1855
01:22:57,616 --> 01:23:01,616
♫ They made a mockery of us all
1856
01:23:04,285 --> 01:23:08,452
♫ Oh-oh-oh
1857
01:23:13,245 --> 01:23:17,412
♫ Oh-oh-oh
1858
01:23:22,496 --> 01:23:26,663
♫ Oh-oh-oh
1859
01:23:31,659 --> 01:23:32,536
♫ Forget where you come from
1860
01:23:32,537 --> 01:23:33,634
♫ Learn to live
1861
01:23:33,635 --> 01:23:34,863
♫ Forget where you come from
1862
01:23:34,864 --> 01:23:35,856
♫ Live again
1863
01:23:35,857 --> 01:23:37,103
♫ Forget where you come from
1864
01:23:37,104 --> 01:23:38,154
♫ Learn to live
1865
01:23:38,155 --> 01:23:39,394
♫ Forget where you come from
1866
01:23:39,395 --> 01:23:40,355
♫ Live again
1867
01:23:40,356 --> 01:23:41,674
♫ Forget where you come from
1868
01:23:41,675 --> 01:23:42,664
♫ Learn to live
1869
01:23:42,665 --> 01:23:43,994
♫ Forget where you come from
1870
01:23:43,995 --> 01:23:45,073
♫ Live again
1871
01:23:45,074 --> 01:23:46,183
♫ Forget where you come from
1872
01:23:46,184 --> 01:23:47,184
♫ Learn to live
1873
01:23:47,185 --> 01:23:48,484
♫ Forget where you come from
1874
01:23:48,485 --> 01:23:49,456
♫ Live again
1875
01:23:49,457 --> 01:23:50,783
♫ Forget where you come from
1876
01:23:50,784 --> 01:23:51,715
♫ Learn to live
1877
01:23:51,716 --> 01:23:53,114
♫ Forget where you come from
1878
01:23:53,115 --> 01:23:53,995
♫ Live again
1879
01:23:53,996 --> 01:23:55,354
♫ Forget where you come from
1880
01:23:55,355 --> 01:23:56,336
♫ Learn to live
1881
01:23:56,337 --> 01:23:57,653
♫ Forget where you come from
1882
01:23:57,654 --> 01:23:58,605
♫ Live again
1883
01:23:58,606 --> 01:24:00,008
♫ Forget where you come from
1884
01:24:00,009 --> 01:24:00,943
♫ Learn to live
1885
01:24:00,944 --> 01:24:02,263
♫ Forget where you come from
1886
01:24:02,264 --> 01:24:03,176
♫ Live again
1887
01:24:03,177 --> 01:24:04,474
♫ Forget where you come from
1888
01:24:04,475 --> 01:24:05,456
♫ Learn to live
1889
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,794
♫ Forget where you come from
1890
01:24:06,795 --> 01:24:08,063
♫ Live again
1891
01:24:08,064 --> 01:24:10,831
♫ Please
1892
01:24:10,832 --> 01:24:15,131
♫ Go on and stop me if
my tongue's too rough
1893
01:24:15,132 --> 01:24:19,623
♫ And interrupt me if I talk too much
1894
01:24:19,624 --> 01:24:23,374
♫ I never wanted that for us
1895
01:24:26,304 --> 01:24:29,043
♫ These
1896
01:24:29,044 --> 01:24:33,472
♫ Cries ricochet off our empty walls
1897
01:24:33,473 --> 01:24:38,083
♫ Just simple matters
that we can't resolve
1898
01:24:38,084 --> 01:24:42,084
♫ They made a mockery of us all
1899
01:24:46,575 --> 01:24:47,969
♫ Forget where you come from
1900
01:24:47,970 --> 01:24:48,960
♫ Live again
1901
01:24:48,961 --> 01:24:50,289
♫ Forget where you come from
1902
01:24:50,290 --> 01:24:51,280
♫ Learn to live
1903
01:24:51,281 --> 01:24:52,578
♫ Forget where you come from
1904
01:24:52,579 --> 01:24:53,678
♫ Live again
1905
01:24:53,679 --> 01:24:54,907
♫ Forget where you come from
1906
01:24:54,908 --> 01:24:55,741
♫ Learn to live
1907
01:24:55,742 --> 01:24:57,107
♫ Forget where you come from
1908
01:24:57,108 --> 01:24:58,541
♫ Live again
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