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I'm the only person that I've ever... I don't talk like this. No, it's okay.

I feel like I'm coming apart.

I think about you all the time, Nikki.

I try not to.

You're in every song I listen to.

I thought maybe... Well,

I realize who you are.

And after Nana passed, you were the one who called.

You and I didn't have anything to say, and we just sat there.

So I keep telling myself, don't tell her she's too good.

Chill.

Okay, that was cringy. Oh, my God, I knew it.

I'm so sorry. I thought it was right.

No,

I'm not doing it again, dude. That was so embarrassing.

Yeah, yeah, that would freak me out. And Nikki would vomit. You told me to pour

my heart out. You know how vulnerable I just got?

I underestimated you. What if you got her something nice?

No, don't get her anything.

Dude, you got to be less sappy with Nikki, okay? She doesn't like that shit.

doesn't. Flowers, a candy that she said she likes.

Okay. Thank you.

What?

Thank you.

You want me to go?

Yeah, if you want. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm sorry that I made you do that. No, it's

okay. You're okay. You're good.

Oh, my God. Dude, that was so embarrassing. Can we leave?

Well, thank God I did it. That was awful.

Thank you for that.

Have you ever actually flirted with Nikki?

In, like, role there?

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.

I think we should grab a drink sometime.

Yeah, grab a drink sometime.

She always invites you.

Yeah, yeah. I asked you guys not to come to trivia for one night. You can't ask

her out of trivia, Barrett. You can't. I'm not going to let you. It's a good,

organic time to ask. I love trivia night.

It's all I have. I wake up every Wednesday, rock hard, thinking about

I can't get around. Don't let yourself lose. You can't turn. I weekly gather in

camaraderie and skill in your seven -year -late promosal, Barrett. And when

ask?

Any other time.

I wish he died.

Wait.

I'm at the right time.

No, no, no

Thank you.

Good day off. Oh, yeah, definitely.

You work so hard.

You know I do.

Oh, what time are you showing up tonight? I wanted to queue the spot

Oh.

Um, I'll... I don't think I'm going to make it tonight, actually.

I don't think I can tonight. I'll just catch up on some stuff.

Tonight's the night.

God damn it! Are you okay?

No, I just dropped my crystal necklace to have a dream. Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

Why would she even say that?

Hey, we're closing soon, so let me know if you need anything.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

Yeah, I know. Ryan was saying that, too, so I'm not the only one.

I know.

Hey, sorry, I didn't mean to help.

Do you have a crystal necklace?

Yeah, yeah, here, let me show you.

No, honestly, because that's what I was saying before. Like, what? What are you

even talking about?

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

What? No, hold on a second.

This is all we have.

Yeah, each rock has its own kind of unique energy and whatever. So the

is for calmness, clarity, and then the rose quartz attracts light.

Love and shit. It's one that's, like, good energy, like, good vibes.

Probably the citrine. I mean, it's basically sunshine and a rock.

Okay.

Yeah. Let me know if you need anything else.

Sunshine and a rock. Well, no, because yesterday at lunch, Becca was being

yeah.

Nikki would hate that.

No, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah, well, they've been pretty popular since we put them out. You know,

everybody wants a wish.

Well, it's not for me, so... Okay, well, don't come back complaining.

Do people complain about these? Well, they're kind of like collectibles, so

people don't open them, but the people who do, you know, come back and

Man, we're not scammers. No, no, I don't mean that you're scammers.

It's just, like, why do they complain? Because they're mad?

Because it doesn't work?

Yeah, or whatever.

Or it doesn't work, and it, like, ruins their lives.

Or they die. I wish they were dead.

We're good.

Yeah, you could write a review. This is going to be a dead end.

I'm just asking you to pretend like you're working.

I mean, it's easy for you to say when you're leaving, pretend to be cool. I

know, and I haven't gotten in yet.

What the fuck are you guys doing?

I look over and he's doing this.

Can you focus up? This is very serious to me.

Drink?

What? I like a man who's into feminists. Why is it feminine?

I don't like the taste of the alcohol. Yeah, well, get your juice.

Wow.

Wait, so what was the important stuff on the phone today?

A lot. I did a lot of really important things.

That? I did my taxes.

You watch TV all day.

That's all.

Uh, yes.

I got it. Oh, okay. It's mine.

Yes.

I said I got it.

You got me. You're doing that.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Um, anyway, um, I went to the store. We're going to close.

Oh, oh, then maybe.

I was trying to say that I usually drop your guys.

Sarah just told me that her dad keeps a gun in the break room safe. Wow.

Are you serious?

Dead serious.

I feel like he, like, should have mentioned that or something.

Adam's locked away. It's fine. Oh, no, no, I'm so sorry. Um, you were saying

something. Yeah, what were you saying?

I was just saying, um, I... Oh, buddy, listen.

I didn't realize we were all taking a field trip this morning.

You're saying no to karaoke?

I'm saying no to bad singers.

Table talk when I just want to go home.

All right, so who's going to dance when I send Shady the whole joint? Who's

going to dance when I send Shady the whole joint?

Wait, let's do that.

Sarah will sing. Give me a G.

What the fuck was that? No, Sarah sucks.

You just rose.

Take me home. I just want to go to bed. I had a long day. I don't want to.

I can take you home.

You're a real piece of work, man.

Thank you. Oh, there.

You have to go.

Fuck that. I'm sorry.

Fuck you. Does anybody have cash?

I think I have a 20.

You're an idiot.

I'll pay you back. You can't have it.

Great. Just bought a guy's handkerchief.

Well, it's not, but I don't think it's, like, hidden.

I'm not happy there.

I mean, it's just a job, Nikki.

Yeah, well, I want to write.

I mean, you are.

No, I feel like I need a big life change. I'm not feeling love, and I want

feel love. I want to bring the story to life.

Oh, so it's a romance.

No, it's not a romance. It's a love story.

Isn't that the same thing?

You know, you're the only person that I can really talk to about this stuff.

Oh,

um, don't let me forget, I...

I got you something.

What? You'll see.

Ew, no.

Why does that make me nervous?

I don't know.

That's not...

Sarah's asking about you all day today.

How do you feel about that?

You're asking if I have feelings for Sarah? I'm asking how you feel about

and if how you feel about her is on your crush or how you know how you feel

about her.

I like her as a friend.

Are you so fucking happy?

Yeah, shoot.

When I have a crush on a guy, no one knows.

I'm gonna ask you, um... I left my train at

5. Good night.

Good night. What else?

Hey, do you remember in Mr. Lando's class when I broke my mouthpiece and he

making a really good move that day and he told me to have an extra one?

And then you gave me yours, but... Here, Lando liked me.

You're underage. Good night!

Night, Freaky Nikki.

Ew, don't call me that.

I know, I was kidding.

You know I don't like that. Sorry.

I know I'm sorry.

Do you like me?

What? Because if you do, now's the time to tell me.

Hey, I have a little card. Did you have something for me?

Um, yeah.

I left it at home.

Okay.

Good night.

Maybe you want to come inside?

I mean, I did just with my cat, Bear.

You lost your cat?

Oh, wait.

Uh, I mean, I mean, you lost your cat.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

You should be... Do you want to come inside, or...

Are you okay?

Am I okay because of the cat?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Why don't you come inside and we can have some drinks and talk about your

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. Thank you. I'm confused.

I think you're drunk.

Wait, what the fuck?

Dean, what the fuck?

Are you okay? I'm acting so weird.

This is so weird.

What the fuck?

No.

What? No, no.

What are you doing?

I know what you're trying to do.

Why are you hitting my car?

You are honestly freaking me out.

Oh, God.

I have never seen you act like this before.

What the fuck is wrong? I must be.

Which is why I think you should go home.

I'll take this up tomorrow.

I just don't know if I can be alone.

Where do you want to go?

Thank you.

Bad? No.

Well, just you.

It's nice.

I like it here.

Let me know if you need, like, water or towels or, I don't know, an Advil or

something. Okay?

I'm sorry I was weird. No, no need to apologize. Just, um, take all the space

time that you need.

Okay?

Please, I'll get on my head all night.

I'm really sorry about your birthday.

I think you gotta be around.

No, I thought I saw something. What the fuck was that? No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no. Nikki, what the fuck was that? I don't know. I just... Can we

sleep?

I'm sorry.

You don't have to be sorry. It's just... Shit, you made me feel like I did

something you didn't like. No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just... I thought I saw something. Oh, my God. It was a panic

attack. What?

It was a panic attack.

Really? Yeah.

I was just coming back.

Can you leave with me?

Oh my God, no!

There's blankets!

What? Show me the plug and keyboard that isn't working because I don't want to

get some Karen in here.

Carter, don't say him. No, isn't that someone that said no? No, Carter, you

can't say that. Oh, wow.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Okay. Okay. What the fuck? What the fuck happened last night?

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I just have to.

No. No.

No.

What did you say? I didn't fuck with you. I saw you coming together.

Yeah. Could you sleep over? By the way, you got a clock in.

What are you afraid of? Sarah?

Just pretend we're left.

I think Iggy's going through something.

What? I don't know. She was acting super fucking weird. Like, what?

Is she okay?

No.

Tell you what's wrong.

I don't know about anything anymore.

Well, what the fuck is it?

I don't let her tell you. Don't fucking bring it up and then don't tell me your

fucking asshole. Her dad has cancer.

Really? That's what you told me?

Her dad's in Washington.

She doesn't care about him. It still hurts, I guess.

I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

I hate him more than that. Like, I need you to have a mental breakdown or

something. Like, she would, like, freak out.

And you would exist now.

Are you joking?

You told her how you felt and then... I didn't tell her.

What? I didn't tell her. She was kissing you. That's what I'm saying. How

exactly did that make all of this happen? I don't know, dude. I think she

serious about it.

If she was crying? Yes.

And then she was like, yeah, back to normal.

It was terrifying. It was, like, psychotic.

I don't know. And then she wanted me to, like, cuddle and sleep with her. Did

you? No.

Have you fucked up? I do.

I'm so fucking poor. She was freaking me out.

And then she was on Loli again.

I know.

Thank you.

Ah, dude, it sounds like she was on fucking Loli.

Yes. I'm going to go to the doctor.

Dude,

I need a fucking drink after this shit.

See ya.

I looked at like three different websites and like... Yeah.

I think she was... Yeah.

Did you talk to her?

Yeah, I did.

What'd she say?

She's good.

Everything's good. She wasn't like looking at you or anything.

She was staring at me.

No. Ian told me you were freaked out.

I'm just glad I didn't be there.

Yes. Yeah.

So I probably shouldn't have taken anything.

So I was on MDMA.

And wasted.

So if I was weird, that's why. And my dad made me a mess, and so I did things

probably wouldn't have done otherwise. And I'm not saying that you took

advantage of me. Nikki, I didn't know you were on drugs.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that. Not saying what?

You took advantage of me. I don't think I did.

I know, that's why I'm saying you didn't.

Okay, good.

I just, um, don't like to... I really like what we have,

and I want to be honest about some things.

And it's really important for me. I know

you like me there.

Would

it

freak you out if I said yes?

It just happened over time. It started during Christmas.

I don't know.

Then last night I saw a leak.

Do you have feelings for me?

I'll be in your bed.

That's not all your fault. I mean, I'm kind of private, I guess.

You guess?

I've been told.

By who?

Yeah, you.

Tell me that one.

I did?

You called me a closed book.

Well, I guess the good thing about a closed book is I get to read it from the

start.

food critic or something you put ketchup on your seat i'll come in and be like

hey aren't you the food guy i'll say please call me three by bailey and then

they will serve me a four course meal and i'll pull out my wallet and i'll say

no no no sir please tonight i'm the house and then i get paid is that how

goes i actually don't know my little food critic what's the verdict on this

bread this bread

Profile. Profile.

He's been to work, like, every day.

Why would she lie about that, Ian?

I don't know. For attention.

I called the hospital she told me about, and they didn't even know what I was

talking about.

Vicki, do you... What?

I don't know.

I have something for you.

It was my mom, and then it was mine.

It's supposed to bring you confidence and willpower, so now you can be a food

critic.

Why are you giving it to me?

Bear, I love you so, so, so, so, so much.

I don't think I could live without you.

You love me more than...

No.

No.

then why does that matter?

Mickey? What are you doing?

Wearing my sweater, huh?

Right to bed?

come back to bed please

We're standing, okay?

Morning. Morning.

Um... Yeah?

Did you cut my hair?

Yeah.

Let's not do that.

Can we talk about last night?

I know.

I know. I know.

She's kind of weird.

Right?

Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

Okay. Good. Good. If I'm being honest, it was terrifying.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. I had a bad dream, and I just...

Good. Good.

So, will you promise me something?

Yes.

Don't know weird stuff.

All right.

No more watching me while I sleep.

Moving weird.

I did the promise, and I'm so sorry for you.

Okay.

Okay. So, we're...

We're good.

Great.

We're good.

All right.

Oh, God, I'm going to miss you.

I wish I was scheduled today.

No, no, just enjoy your day off.

Maybe I can pop by.

No, no, just make yourself at home.

People have no patience.

It was so clear.

They hate me. And they won't stop mistreating me.

What the fuck is that?

It's my job.

You going to Ian's thing tonight?

First ever.

Well... Well what?

About what?

About Nikki.

She's friends with me.

I don't know what Nikki said in the past, but... I mean, we literally talked

about it once.

I just think that it's weird how you two are dating all of a sudden.

Like, super dating.

I don't know, Sarah. Look, I couldn't care less whatever game Nikki is

I just don't want you to get hurt. What is your problem with Nikki? And if Ian's

going to spread my shit, then you should know. Ian is...

We got another one.

That's what I get for being such a fucker in high school, huh?

Is that your last phone?

No, one more.

No, sir.

My little food critic. What are you doing?

My little food critic.

What's the verdict on cat?

What?

What does that mean?

What's the verdict, cat?

I can't do that. I can't look at that. What does that mean?

I'm sorry, Joe.

Aaron.

Yo, can I get a ride home?

Where's your car?

I had an Uber today.

Check -in tonight.

I was getting a what from Aaron?

My neighbor's.

We are talking about you and me.

What about it?

You come to me saying Nikki's having like some fucking crazy mental breakdown

something and that she needs to get help. And now you're acting like, oh,

no, we're in love. She's fucking fine. She was on drugs. Nikki is literally

fine.

Okay, can you just please... Please break this down for me.

I'm not going to break this down for you. I don't want to break down the

organization. Dad, I mean, you have to admit that. Oh, by the way, I heard

you're having a party tonight.

Don't change the subject. Why didn't you invite us?

Oh, oh, so now you're an us.

Well, why didn't you invite me?

Don't change the subject.

I'm not going to invite you to my place.

Why not?

Guys.

It kind of looks like you're taking advantage of the situation.

And I say it with love, bro. I'm saying it with love. I'm on your side, but it's

a bad look. What do you think this is going to look like? Why are you trying

ruin everything good? It's a bad look, man. That's so unfair, dude.

She's the one who won't leave me alone.

All right.

You want to come over tonight?

I don't know. Maybe.

I think you can't come.

Who? No. I think you can't come. The boys and I are great.

I'm sure she'll be.

I'll text Sarah not to come and that'd be completely fine. Because if the

relationship is healthy and it's not built on some codependency, dad dying,

dying, what the fuck ever, then she should be completely, she should have no

fucking problem with you coming to a boy's life. I'm totally fine with it.

are fine with it.

Is this one with Willow?

Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

I was calling to see if there's a way I can

alter a wish.

Like to cancel your wish?

No. No, no, no.

It's okay.

I just want to know if I can, like, alter it a little.

No.

Is it even real?

No, I know that the... Is her love real?

Okay,

then I would like to cancel.

Yeah, yeah, cancel request.

You were just making it sound like I could put in a request.

What the hell? What can I do then?

So she's just fucked forever?

As long as I live?

Doesn't say.

What does she blink?

Frisk alone.

What is that?

And I'll clean

it up. I

promise.

Listen, Ian invited me to a boys' night tonight.

Okay.

So I think I'm just going to go to that if that's okay with you. You want to go

to a boys' night?

It's just that, um, Ian said it was a boy's night.

So I think maybe I'll just go.

She killed you? She didn't kill me. Shut the fuck up. You couldn't be without

her for three fucking hours. Sarah invited her. What was I supposed to do?

You told me you weren't going to invite Sarah. Sarah is wrong.

Wait.

Hey.

Put your hands up. I'm trying to ask.

Invite Sarah. Invite Sarah.

Oh, it's going to get fun.

Okay. Choose someone to drink every time you do the next three rounds.

He was looking at my chest, each side stretching, recently matured to

different sizes.

And so, come lie with me like the old woman taught us when we were children.

I then closed the door and leaned against it. You're not my wife.

and choose to be like he had many nights before.

If not, I would fillet his meaty forearms.

No book I'm working on. I'm on strike.

It's your turn, John.

I pushed the spot with the bearing, but it turned out.

Okay.

Thank you.

God be with you.

Are you okay?

I'm just kidding, guys.

I'm just kidding.

Come on, that's just a joke.

I'm just joking.

Okay, fine. I'm not joking. Deal with it.

Anybody want any Jell -O shots?

I'll take one. Thank you.

See you down there.

Why did you act like that tonight?

I'm sorry.

I know Sarah likes you.

That's... That's... What?

That's just... I'm fucking... Everything was normal. Everything was good.

You were so bad.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

So, you are normal, but this

is not, this isn't okay, Nikki.

Do you like me?

What? I, there, I don't know.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Do you, do you like me? Do you even like me at all?

Isn't Nicky happy?

Does Nicky like me?

Yeah.

I'm here for you, Nicky.

What are you doing?

I'm going to the bathroom, Nicky. Can I do that? Can you tell me you love me?

no no no it didn't okay okay then we need to go home for one night or and we

need to like take some space from each other

Yeah, I just want you to act like Nikki.

Oh, me?

Not me being Nikki?

You're not being Nikki.

Don't be scared. I would never hurt you. I'm sorry.

I'll lay there warm until slowly I feel cold,

like I walked into a freezer.

My hands will feel like they're full of sand, like when you lay on them wrong.

And that feeling will slowly spread across my entire body.

pain or regret will slip away.

Here.

I'm just getting water.

Kill me, please.

What?

He's sleeping.

It's me.

Who are you, Nathan?

Just be careful.

I've never been like this before.

And I still did this.

Did what?

Parked at Franklin.

Oh.

I don't really do this anymore.

She

hasn't really

told many people this, but her dad is dying.

So, you know, pretty... Isn't she, like, not close to him at all?

They're close enough, so... You know, painful.

Must be hitting her, Dad.

No, it doesn't. I really do hope she figures it out. She seems pretty fucked

And I also don't think it's right that she's leaning on you.

Especially since her and... What am I leaning on her?

No, but that's not your responsibility, Bear.

She needs therapy. It's not right. And I don't think it's okay that she's taking

advantage of you. I don't think she's taking advantage of me.

Hey, so I, um...

Your letter from Luther?

Yeah. My last chance.

Figured we could open it together.

Maybe my dad will let me tattoo a successful daughter where his hairline

supposed to start.

Can I pay you to do that?

We can take him to sleep.

I have sleeping pills in my pocket. We can literally take him tonight.

I'm going to open this thing.

I need to tell you something.

I promised Ian I wouldn't tell you this. Tell me what?

Barry, Ian and Nikki have been hooking up on and off for like three years.

Super casual and not romantic.

He thinks that she's dating you to get back at him.

But even if she's not, it's kind of a shame, you know?

I think you need someone.

Good job.

I'm sorry you had to see that baby.

But it is kind of your fault.

Remember that you wanted this.

And I'm so happy you did.

I'm so happy you did, baby.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Honey, breathe, breathe.

It's okay.

It's okay, honey.

I've got you. We need each other.

We need each other. But you're going to have to help me get rid of her body.

Yes, yes, honey.

Honey, I know. I know, I know, I know. Listen, this is all your fault.

There's your fault. You wanted this. You wished for this.

Baby, we can fix this. I'll fix this. I'm not going anywhere.

She's ready, baby

It's like you make a wish, you break it.

They were right there. They were over there in the corner.

The one wish willows.

What's the one wish willow?

First of all, don't come here anymore. It is too early.

And second of all, I'm talking with you. They're right here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You made a shitty wig and now you want to reverse it. But you

can't come in here with this energy, man.

Did you call the number on the back?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Me? How could you sell this to people?

The box is full of warnings, man. Fuck you!

Hey, fuck you, man!

You don't storm in here with this energy, man.

I'm sorry.

Nobody would buy it.

I'm sorry.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

What did you do?

Jesus doesn't mean it.

Oh, it's not so bad.

No, something bad happened.

I'm sorry.

I need to reverse it. No.

No, no, no, no. I need to reverse it. You can make a wish.

I already used my wish. Please.

What the fuck do I do?

Well, maybe.

Maybe if someone else made a wish that contradicts your wish.

I mean, maybe you could ask her. I mean, since it's for you, she just might do

it.

Or you could die.

What the fuck is happening right

now?

She started liking me out of nowhere.

All of a sudden.

And that's weird.

Yes or no?

What the fuck are you going to tell me right now, man? Is she okay?

I... I made a wish.

I broke this piece of wood and brick. I didn't think it was real.

Okay? I was confused with this.

What? What?

You can make a wish.

And it won't be you. You can make one wish.

And it is real and it will work.

I made a wish. I didn't think it would work. I wished that he would love me,

it worked.

Think about it, dude. Think about how she's been acting lately.

Think about how drastically she changed.

What?

What did you take her to? Like a psychic? What? What?

What are you, a fucking program?

No, fuck.

There's not a fucking program, Ian.

I don't know.

Is this a joke to you?

No!

This is real.

This? Yes, it's real.

It's fucking real, Ian. I made a wish and it's fucking horrible. Then make

another fucking wish, man. You can't. You can't.

Because you only get one wish. Oh, you only get one. Okay, yeah.

That makes sense. One wish.

to wish that I never made a wish.

Okay?

And then you can be with Nikki.

Oh, it's not bad.

I don't give a fuck about that, dude.

Seriously, just open the box and then just be careful about how you word it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, stop.

Okay, I need to say I wish my friend very... I wish for a billion dollars.

I need you to do something for me.

I need you to do something.

I love you so much.

You owe me that.

It's okay, baby. We're going to make this work.

I'll make this work.

You have to. I will, baby.

I'm going to make this work.

Oh, shit.

Thank you.