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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:14,681 SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION 2 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:37,662 TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR 3 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:44,294 PRESENTED BY RUN RUN SHAW 4 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,009 ART DIRECTION BY JOHNSON TSAO 5 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:57,432 SPECIAL EFFECTS BY CHUA LAM 6 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,772 PRODUCED BY MONA FONG 7 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:10,278 DIRECTED BY ALEX CHEUNG 8 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:21,289 My wife is as thin as a bone 9 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:32,342 Other people's wives are full-figured 10 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,808 What's this? 11 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,024 Am I dreaming? 12 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,100 What a mess! Get the people out of here! 13 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,563 - Tell these people to leave. - Yes, sir. 14 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:32,026 This is categorized as a dangerous area! Please leave at once! 15 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,198 Please leave at once! 16 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:41,870 You two, stay. You, go there. 17 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,705 Check it out. 18 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,709 - Dr. Lo has arrived, over. - Copy, over. 19 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,671 Dr. Lo has arrived. 20 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:58,386 - What's the situation? - Dr. Lo, the weather's bad, and it's windy. 21 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,889 We won't be able to find anything. 22 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,725 - Where's the witness? - Over there. 23 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,311 - Hi. - Hi. This is the witness. 24 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,526 What did you see last night? 25 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:18,698 It was so bright. I was scared to death. 26 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:23,953 It must've been the appearance of the Lord Buddha! 27 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:29,542 It looks like a burn injury, probably from infrared rays. 28 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,049 What's going on? 29 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,677 The detector's reacting. There's probably an unknown object approaching. 30 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,930 There's a UFO! 31 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,439 Look! 32 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,990 Lord Buddha! 33 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,295 Halt! 34 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:19,968 Hey, you have so many lights. Are you pretending to be a flying saucer? 35 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,721 They say there's a UFO. We just came to check it out. 36 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:27,183 - What's your name? - My name is Yee Din. 37 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,782 - What's your name? - I'm K0 Lun-boum. 38 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,868 That's the name of an inspector. 39 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,162 - We're in the same line of work. - Where's your ID? 40 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,248 My mom remarried a guy with surname Hung. 41 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,750 Just call me Ah-hung. 42 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,254 Hung Lun-boum? 43 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,716 What's so funny? 44 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,470 We're private eyes. 45 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,098 Private eyes... 46 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:11,519 We just catch cheats or collect bad debts. 47 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,606 We have to collect debts for Loan Shark King this time. 48 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:21,738 Boss, we just do it in order to survive. 49 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,747 Ng Fat. Pay up! Stop! 50 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,708 Stop! 51 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,557 He got away. 52 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,019 - Shit! Are you all right? - I'm fine. 53 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,979 Do you know how to drive? 54 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,148 Oh, Jesus Christ! 55 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,070 Why didn't you watch where you were going? 56 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,654 He)', you too! 57 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:07,408 What? You just hit someone! 58 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,993 - You... - What? 59 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:12,705 - You think you're so good? - What? 60 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,666 Thank goodness you're here, Constable. 61 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,836 You call me Constable instead of Officer? 62 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:22,340 - Well, he... - He drove into my cart. 63 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,966 He... 64 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,345 It's you, Mr. Kwok, isn't it? 65 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,725 I've seen him in the newspapers. 66 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:36,145 It was his cart's fault. It scratched my front bumper. 67 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:40,400 - But, Officer, he hit... - But what, eh? 68 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:43,945 The major road has the right of way over the minor road. 69 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:48,825 Which is the minor road? Which is the major road? 70 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,702 Have you measured it with a ruler? Stand aside. 71 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,250 Who owns the cart? 72 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,712 - I do. - Driver's license, please. 73 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,173 I need a driver's license for a cart? 74 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,759 A license is required for all things with wheels on the road. 75 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:10,138 - Even wheelchairs? - Quiet. Driver's license, please. 76 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,973 I don't have one. 77 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,058 - I don't. - What about ID? 78 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,853 Here. 79 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,940 This looks nothing like you! 80 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:28,239 That was before my plastic surgery. Nice, right? 81 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,599 She's beautiful! 82 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,438 - Wow! - Watch it, you idiot! 83 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,653 Is my vision blurry? 84 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,211 It's Marilyn Monroe! 85 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,093 Fire! 86 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,568 Incredible! 87 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,910 She's gorgeous. 88 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,246 - Where's that pretty girl? - Here. 89 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,167 She's stunning. 90 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,711 You're too late. 91 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:10,216 Hey, I want Sophia Loren's lips, 92 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:14,095 Goldie Hawn's eyes, and Barbara Streisand's nose. 93 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,014 Make me look at least 90 percent similar. 94 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,766 Ma'am... 95 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,978 Miss... 96 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,981 You can't get that kind of make-up here. I can recommend another place. 97 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:29,110 - Is it free? - You don't need to pay, your family will. 98 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,236 How come? 99 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:36,117 Also, you can get Lin Dai's eyes, Lam Fung's nose, 100 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,955 Loh Ti's mouth, and Renee Pai's figure. 101 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:44,792 - We like the sound of that! - Damn you! 102 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,503 Are you kidding me? They're all dead! 103 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,922 Stop it. 104 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,639 The Boss Lady is here! Let's go! 105 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:02,977 Hey, what are you all doing? Don't you need to work? 106 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:07,607 Do you still want to get paid? This is ridiculous! 107 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:12,111 You're distracting them from work! I'll fire you if you continue! 108 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,239 - It's not my fault. - Isn't it? 109 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,575 Such a pretty girl. 110 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:21,829 No one's working here! I don't want my make-up done anymore. This is crazy! 111 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,789 But, Miss... 112 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,753 Look at you. You chased away that customer. Happy now? 113 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,089 You're such a beauty. 114 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,553 What's with your eyes? Are you trying to seduce my husband, too? 115 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,430 Out of the way! 116 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:46,228 You're still winking? Stop winking. Stop it! 117 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,275 What's wrong? 118 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,402 Sir! Sir! 119 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,739 What's happened? What's wrong? 120 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,994 You vixen! This is all because you made eyes at him! 121 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,413 Don't come back to work tomorrow! 122 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,124 Somebody help! Somebody help! 123 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,044 We have to carry him out. 124 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,338 Be careful. Careful. 125 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,968 Why did you fire me? 126 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,805 Why? 127 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:25,518 Miss, you'll find work elsewhere. 128 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,941 Why am I so unlucky in life? 129 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,948 I lost in the Miss Hong Kong competition. 130 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,867 Then the store who sponsored me shut down. 131 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,578 Now, I can't even do make-up for a living! 132 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:50,876 Things always go wrong. Cheer up. 133 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,715 I just want to die! 134 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,719 - Hey! You won't die from drinking this. - Don't be stupid. 135 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:03,723 - What are you doing? - Fragrance is a euphemism for death. 136 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:07,518 If I die from drinking perfume, I'll leave my good reputation behind! 137 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,187 - Even insects want to live! - Give it to me! 138 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:13,107 - You mustn't die! - Stop! 139 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:17,445 - Just let me die! - Hey. 140 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,824 I just want to die! 141 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,538 - He finished it off! - Give it to me. 142 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,756 Why are you doing this? 143 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,192 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! 144 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,462 Miss, why are you so sad? 145 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:37,399 Quietly I ask who made his eyes 146 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:41,737 Like a 10,000-pound powerful bomb 147 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:45,533 Staring at him excites me 148 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,744 Making me want him for breakfast 149 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:54,291 Like heat rising and falling in my heart 150 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:58,212 I swing round, unable to stop 151 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:02,383 His gaze strikes my heart 152 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,261 Sending me all in a panic 153 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:11,100 The sky and earth shine bright, making me happy and crazy 154 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,271 His eyes shine brightly in my pretty face 155 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:19,275 Making me rush toward the sweetness 156 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,737 And I suddenly become all coquettish 157 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:28,200 The mountains and paths are bright, hiding their dark secrets 158 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:32,329 His eyes glow at me, I feel like I'm on a trampoline 159 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:36,250 The earth feels so hot 160 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:41,213 And my forehead streams with fragrant sweat 161 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:45,217 Quietly I run towards him 162 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:49,471 It makes me feel so giddy 163 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:53,350 His gaze stirs my heart 164 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:57,897 My heart bubbles like boiling soup 165 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:02,192 Like a heatwave running wildly through my heart 166 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:06,530 I feel confused, my vision blurred 167 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:10,492 Then our eyes suddenly meet 168 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:14,496 Setting off a thousand fireworks 169 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:19,335 The sky and earth shine bright, making me happy and crazy 170 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,714 His eyes shine brightly in my pretty face 171 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:27,593 Making me rush towards the sweetness 172 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:32,181 And suddenly I become all coquettish 173 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,393 The mountains and paths are bright, hiding their dark secrets 174 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:40,689 His eyes glow at me, I feel like I'm on a trampoline 175 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:44,777 The earth feels so hot 176 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:49,239 And my forehead streams with fragrant sweat 177 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:53,369 The sky and earth are bright, making me happy and crazy 178 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,706 His eyes shine brightly in my pretty face 179 00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:01,710 Making me rush towards the sweetness 180 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:06,048 And suddenly I become all coquettish 181 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:10,177 The mountains and paths are bright, hiding their dark secrets 182 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,515 His eyes glow at me, I feel like I'm on a trampoline 183 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,560 The earth feels so hot 184 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,816 _ el HOW? ' | do! 185 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,360 Let's meet my father tomorrow. I'm sure he'll like you. 186 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,820 Sure! 187 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,741 What's wrong? Why do you look so sad? 188 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,284 I feel very happy. 189 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:39,039 But when I'm happy, something sad always happens. 190 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,732 Father, this is Miss Tin-chun. 191 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,285 Please... 192 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,229 "Miss Li Tin-chun, 18 years old. 193 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:47,608 "Vital statistics: 34-24-36. 194 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,234 "IQ..." 195 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,945 What is it? 196 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,573 What is it? Tell me! 197 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,328 - I don't know. - Forget it, then. 198 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,874 Miss Li, I want to test your IQ. 199 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,169 What's that? 200 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,173 What are you laughing at? How undisciplined! 201 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,716 How impertinent! 202 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,930 Miss Li, let me ask you a question. 203 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:24,686 If a person locked himself in an empty house, 204 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:30,234 and hung from a beam with his feet almost six feet from the ground, 205 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:35,364 and there's only water on the floor with nothing to put his feet on, 206 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,493 how did he successfully commit suicide? 207 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,253 He peed his pants. 208 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:53,090 How can he hang himself by peeing his pants? 209 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,262 _ He knows Qinggong- - Wrong! 210 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,891 So, he doesn't know Qinggong... 211 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,983 Ah! He stood on top of a pig! 212 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,527 What's with all the noise? Wrong! 213 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,661 - He licked something. - Wrong! 214 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,625 - He was electrocuted. - Wrong! 215 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,756 - He marched. - Wrong! 216 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,593 - He nodded. - Wrong! 217 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,969 - He shook his head. - Wrong! 218 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,929 - He waved his hands. - Wrong! 219 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,267 He stretched. 220 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,479 - He yawned. - Wrong! 221 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,649 - Wrong! Wrong! - Well, I... Ouch! 222 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,110 Father, she got it right, she said snow. 223 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,739 The person who hanged himself used some snow that melted into water. 224 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,325 - Right! - Did I ask you? 225 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:05,078 Miss Li, what exactly did you say? 226 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,081 I just said, "Ouch!" 227 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:13,086 - No, you said the answer before. - Stop talking and shut up! 228 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,506 What exactly did you say? 229 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:21,428 - Snow. - Say it! 230 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:27,226 - Snow. - Yes! Great! 231 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,938 - Quiet! - Snow! 232 00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:41,114 If you don't keep quiet, 233 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:45,410 I'll shoot all of you, you fools! 234 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,579 Another question! 235 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,372 Dad, you... 236 00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:51,875 Are you a virgin? 237 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,376 Tell me! 238 00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:55,753 Tell me! 239 00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:04,804 Can you give me a clue? 240 00:21:11,394 --> 00:21:14,355 She's so stupid! 241 00:21:29,495 --> 00:21:31,331 I did it! 242 00:21:33,082 --> 00:21:36,044 Calm down now. Let me give you some. 243 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,254 This'll be good. 244 00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:42,884 After drinking this, you'll become like the Incredible Hulk. 245 00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:47,013 Your adrenaline levels will increase, and you'll have more hormones. 246 00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:52,560 And then, you'll be hornier, so only drink a little. 247 00:21:55,104 --> 00:21:57,690 Let me have a drink to celebrate first. 248 00:22:17,877 --> 00:22:20,296 It's fine. 249 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,841 Luckily, it's all fine. 250 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,855 Did you...? 251 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:29,157 Who am I like now? 252 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:32,035 You're like the private eye, Sherlock Holmes. 253 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:37,206 You fool. We catch cheats or collect bad debts. Do I look like him? 254 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:42,920 Such is the life of a private eye in Hong Kong. 255 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:45,340 Sherlock Holmes? As if! 256 00:24:05,985 --> 00:24:08,821 - Who are you looking for? - Move! 257 00:24:08,946 --> 00:24:10,990 He's here. 258 00:24:11,115 --> 00:24:12,867 - Stop! - Stop! 259 00:24:12,992 --> 00:24:15,453 Stop! Stop! 260 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:21,876 - What do you think you're doing? - I was gonna jump off the building. 261 00:24:23,836 --> 00:24:25,421 Why? 262 00:24:25,546 --> 00:24:28,883 I can't pay the debt, so I was gonna jump off the building. 263 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:34,639 Why borrow money from a loan shark if you can't pay, man? 264 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,182 Be fiercer. 265 00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:39,060 Why borrow money from a loan shark if you can't pay? 266 00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:44,690 - But that's why we got a loan! - Please, have pity. 267 00:24:46,984 --> 00:24:49,195 Loans must be paid back. 268 00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:53,032 We'll figure out a way to pay. 269 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:03,626 - We don't have any money. - You don't? 270 00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:06,629 We really don't. It's all gone. 271 00:25:08,047 --> 00:25:10,925 We don't have any. 272 00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:12,885 You won't when I take it! 273 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:27,483 Got it! 274 00:25:27,608 --> 00:25:29,610 I knew you'd have it. 275 00:25:29,735 --> 00:25:33,823 - You can pay back the I.O.U., then. - Thank you so much. 276 00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:36,451 I.O.U. 277 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:41,581 Oh, no! I'm doomed! 278 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:45,084 - This time I'm doomed! - Stand up. 279 00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:47,837 - I have 15 children to feed. - We do! 280 00:25:47,962 --> 00:25:49,672 - And my wife is pregnant. - Ooh! 281 00:25:49,797 --> 00:25:53,301 And my parents have just swum over. Look. 282 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,886 Take a look. 283 00:25:55,678 --> 00:25:59,599 - Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors! 284 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,393 And I have Vietnamese relatives here, too. 285 00:26:03,644 --> 00:26:06,397 Win or lose. 286 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,205 Hello, cousin. I'm here. 287 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:26,083 You've come here, cousin? But it's going to be 1997 soon. 288 00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:30,171 Now another one has arrived. 289 00:26:30,296 --> 00:26:35,343 Look, if you don't give me the money back, I'm dead. 290 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:38,930 - We're doomed. - We're dead. 291 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:43,059 - You said you have 15 children. - Yes. 292 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:46,229 If you can find six of them, I won't make you pay. 293 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:49,315 - But they're in school. - Yes, they are. 294 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,442 - Then the deal's off. - Well... 295 00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:55,446 Go and find them! Go and find them! 296 00:26:55,571 --> 00:26:58,616 All right, I'll go find them now. 297 00:27:01,452 --> 00:27:02,787 One. 298 00:27:04,747 --> 00:27:06,165 Two. 299 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,501 Three. 300 00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,753 Four. 301 00:27:10,878 --> 00:27:12,421 Five. 302 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:18,678 Six... Hey! Why is she so dark? 303 00:27:21,597 --> 00:27:24,141 Well, she was born in the middle of the night. 304 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:27,144 - That's right. - She was born in the middle of the night? 305 00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:31,774 - Can I go now? - Just wait. 306 00:27:31,899 --> 00:27:34,902 - She really was. - Boss... 307 00:27:35,027 --> 00:27:39,073 You have to keep your word. Give him back the money. 308 00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:42,285 - Mind your business! - Yes. 309 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:45,621 Please give us back the money. 310 00:27:45,746 --> 00:27:48,249 - Please. - Do us a good deed. 311 00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:52,628 - Please. - Fine! I'll give you this back. 312 00:27:52,753 --> 00:27:55,381 - But remember to pay next time. - Of course. 313 00:27:55,506 --> 00:27:59,385 Why are you always here? 314 00:27:59,510 --> 00:28:01,887 Come home right now! 315 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,724 - Please stay. - No, it's time to go home. 316 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,642 - Bye. 317 00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:10,896 - Let me explain. - Are you trying to fool me? 318 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:16,485 - Give me the money back! - But I have 15 children! 319 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,530 - Please! Don't go! - What are you doing? 320 00:28:19,655 --> 00:28:22,533 - Get lost! - Ah-Fat! Ah-Fat! 321 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:26,537 You're evil people! 322 00:28:43,137 --> 00:28:47,850 - Listen... - I always see stars just flying by. 323 00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:50,061 What kind of stars are they? 324 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:53,689 - They're called... - Shooting stars. 325 00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:56,525 Right! 326 00:28:56,651 --> 00:29:00,571 Foreigners say that if you hold a pocket corner 327 00:29:00,696 --> 00:29:03,741 and make a wish when you see a shooting star, your wish will come true. 328 00:29:03,866 --> 00:29:05,618 How nice! 329 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:09,205 I hope we see a shooting star later and I can make a wish. 330 00:29:09,997 --> 00:29:15,252 You're having a physical examination with the doctor tomorrow. 331 00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:20,007 But afterwards, the report will be handed to my father. 332 00:29:20,132 --> 00:29:22,301 Then we can get married. 333 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,638 But there's something I want to ask you. 334 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:27,515 What is it? 335 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,058 Are you... 336 00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:34,480 What is it? Tell me. 337 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,527 Say it! 338 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,781 What is it? Tell me. 339 00:29:43,906 --> 00:29:45,658 Are you a virgin or not? 340 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,044 Of course not! 341 00:29:57,169 --> 00:30:02,508 I'm not Virgin. My English name is Virginia. 342 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,725 Why are you laughing at me? 343 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,144 That scared me! That's not what I'm asking. 344 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:16,605 I'm asking if you've ever been... kissed. 345 00:30:17,481 --> 00:30:20,109 Gosh. 346 00:30:20,234 --> 00:30:22,903 How can you ask such a dirty thing? 347 00:30:23,028 --> 00:30:25,906 You're bad. I'm going to tell your father. 348 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:28,784 I think she still is. 349 00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:30,494 A shooting star! 350 00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:34,582 Pocket... I don't have a pocket. I'll borrow your pocket corner. 351 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:37,543 I hope I grow up quickly and become smart. 352 00:30:41,964 --> 00:30:43,841 And become more beautiful. 353 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,519 No! She hasn't had her examination! 354 00:30:55,644 --> 00:30:58,481 If you do that now, your father won't let you marry her. 355 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,611 Go for it! She's yours sooner or later! 356 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:08,532 No! Your father won't like it, and neither will God. 357 00:31:08,657 --> 00:31:11,994 God's a Buddhist. He doesn't care either way! 358 00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:13,412 Don't! 359 00:31:13,537 --> 00:31:15,998 - Do it! Do it! - Don't! 360 00:31:16,123 --> 00:31:18,709 - Go for it! - Don't! 361 00:31:19,668 --> 00:31:21,420 - Do it! - Don't do it! 362 00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:23,506 - What do I do? - Do it! 363 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:28,552 - Stop or I won't play nice. - Eh? Angels don't get violent. 364 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:35,017 But demons can get violent. Do it! 365 00:31:35,142 --> 00:31:37,102 She's all yours! 366 00:31:40,981 --> 00:31:43,150 Gosh. I bumped my head. 367 00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:47,112 Why are you asleep? 368 00:31:53,619 --> 00:31:55,204 It's gone. 369 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,211 It's gone. 370 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,340 How come? 371 00:32:10,302 --> 00:32:11,720 Why is that? 372 00:32:33,325 --> 00:32:36,829 What is this? Why is the sun here? 373 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,710 Help! 374 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,296 No! 375 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,886 Why is this happening? 376 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:55,472 Why? 377 00:35:56,403 --> 00:36:00,407 - Miss Li Tin-chun! - Miss Li! 378 00:36:00,532 --> 00:36:03,285 - Where are you? - Miss Li! 379 00:36:03,410 --> 00:36:07,956 - Miss Li Tin-chun! - Miss Tin-chun! 380 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:12,503 - Can you hear us? - Tin-chun! 381 00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:14,213 Where did she go? 382 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,632 - Miss Li! - Tin-chun! 383 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:19,468 Miss Li! 384 00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:40,155 Hey, I found something! 385 00:36:41,281 --> 00:36:43,325 - Where is she? - Here. 386 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:48,038 Tin-chun, are you okay? I couldn't find you after I opened my eyes. 387 00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:50,958 Talk to me, Tin-chun! 388 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:54,670 Calm down, sir. Let us ask her. 389 00:36:56,046 --> 00:36:58,590 Miss Li, where did you go last night? 390 00:36:58,715 --> 00:37:01,593 I saw a big sun. 391 00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:03,428 A big sun? 392 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,348 Eh? How come? 393 00:37:06,473 --> 00:37:09,059 The weather report said there were dense clouds last night. 394 00:37:09,184 --> 00:37:12,104 Yes, so she couldn't have seen the sun. 395 00:37:12,229 --> 00:37:15,357 Why are you discussing the weather? 396 00:37:15,482 --> 00:37:16,900 Let's ask her again. 397 00:37:17,025 --> 00:37:19,820 Miss Li, what did you see after seeing the sun? 398 00:37:19,945 --> 00:37:24,032 The sun lifted me up. 399 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:26,660 - A close encounter of the third kind. - An encounter? 400 00:37:26,785 --> 00:37:29,371 - Tin-chun, then what happened? - Tell us. 401 00:37:30,205 --> 00:37:33,876 They said they came from another planet. 402 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:39,173 Because of air pollution, they're becoming extinct, 403 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:44,052 so they travelled to Earth in order to mate. 404 00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:48,682 So, aliens raped you...? 405 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:54,730 Could it be a close encounter of the fourth kind? 406 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:56,940 A close encounter of the fourth kind? 407 00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,736 -So... -So... 408 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,279 -So... -So... 409 00:38:02,946 --> 00:38:05,073 So, she's not a virgin! 410 00:38:06,366 --> 00:38:11,246 It just so happens that she's having a physical examination, 411 00:38:11,371 --> 00:38:14,124 and she's had a close encounter of the fourth kind. 412 00:38:14,249 --> 00:38:16,460 - How ridiculous. Are you kidding me? - Father... 413 00:38:17,711 --> 00:38:20,214 I believe in Tin-chun. I love her. 414 00:38:21,006 --> 00:38:22,925 Just forget that aliens raped her... 415 00:38:23,675 --> 00:38:26,845 Anyway, I love her. I need her. 416 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:32,643 My love for her remains unchanged. Nothing will change that. 417 00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:34,811 You're such a failure! 418 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:38,315 The Kwok family never use second-hand goods. 419 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,984 No second-hand hats! 420 00:38:41,109 --> 00:38:43,612 No second-hand clothes! 421 00:38:43,737 --> 00:38:45,656 We built this house. 422 00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:49,034 Nothing in this house is second-hand. 423 00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:51,370 But this is second-hand! 424 00:38:52,746 --> 00:38:59,044 You idiot! If you're so good, go find an ancient well as valuable as this antique! 425 00:38:59,169 --> 00:39:04,341 Father, in this age, a space shuttle has already been to space and back. 426 00:39:04,466 --> 00:39:06,551 Are you talking back at me? 427 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:11,932 Father, your way of thinking is obsolete. It doesn't work in today's society! 428 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,519 We must break the yoke of old-fashioned thinking 429 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:17,562 and fight for freedom in love. 430 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,983 China's in decline because of people like you! 431 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,945 You're only interested in profit and care nothing about other people. 432 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:28,865 You think money is everything. You're wrong! Money is evil. 433 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:31,827 You crazy idiot! I don't want to talk to you. 434 00:39:35,372 --> 00:39:38,583 Stop! Listen to me. 435 00:39:39,626 --> 00:39:44,006 We don't need money. We just want dignity! 436 00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:49,428 We want rights! 437 00:39:50,470 --> 00:39:53,223 We want a happy life! 438 00:39:54,266 --> 00:40:00,188 You are shameless, unkind, tawdry, despicable, and cheap. 439 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:03,483 You live in isolation and know nothing about technological progress. 440 00:40:03,608 --> 00:40:09,948 Our society won't advance because of too many people like you! 441 00:40:10,073 --> 00:40:12,826 It's fine for you to obstruct my marriage. 442 00:40:12,951 --> 00:40:19,291 But there are many Chinese people, and you can't stop all of them! 443 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,338 Bravo! Bravo! 444 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,517 Bravo! Bravo! 445 00:40:41,813 --> 00:40:44,441 But you still can't use second-hand goods. 446 00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:51,365 This is a real second hand! 447 00:40:53,408 --> 00:40:56,953 - Second hand! - Second hand! Second hand! 448 00:41:12,427 --> 00:41:14,012 Damn it. 449 00:41:15,847 --> 00:41:16,973 Move! 450 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,018 - Back! - Quick! 451 00:41:23,605 --> 00:41:26,608 This is the first hand! 452 00:41:27,442 --> 00:41:30,445 The chopped off one is the second hand! 453 00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:34,533 What he's holding is the third hand. 454 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:38,328 I don't like anything second-hand, so I chopped it off! 455 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:44,459 You little brat! You disobedient son! 456 00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:47,170 Second-hand! Second-hand! 457 00:41:47,295 --> 00:41:49,464 Second-hand! Second-hand! 458 00:41:50,173 --> 00:41:54,594 I'll let you choose now, between something cheap or gold? 459 00:41:54,719 --> 00:42:00,183 Cheap is this second-hand girl. Gold is all my assets. 460 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:04,688 I'll count to ten. You decide now. 461 00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:06,982 - One, two, three, four, five, six... - Gold! 462 00:42:12,904 --> 00:42:15,073 That's a good son. 463 00:42:22,664 --> 00:42:26,168 - Who is it? - I don't know. I can only see a big ear. 464 00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:28,128 It's Big Ear Lung. 465 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:30,380 Mr. Lung. 466 00:42:30,505 --> 00:42:32,382 Count it. 467 00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:35,427 Exactly 10,000 HKD, no more, no less. 468 00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:39,681 Mr. Lung, the boss is good, right? 469 00:42:39,806 --> 00:42:42,058 What? He's good? 470 00:42:42,184 --> 00:42:45,562 You crazy fool. Don't you accept payment? Don't I pay you? 471 00:42:45,687 --> 00:42:49,316 Don't you want money from me? Don't you want me to pay you? 472 00:42:49,441 --> 00:42:53,278 Won't you take money from me now? You crazy fool. 473 00:42:56,406 --> 00:42:59,910 You must give us credit. We caught TB from collecting money. 474 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:03,788 We get paid so little for such a big job. Is that reasonable? 475 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:08,960 If I didn't look after you, how come you have such a beautiful office? 476 00:43:09,085 --> 00:43:10,670 That's because... 477 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:14,591 Money talks. 478 00:43:14,716 --> 00:43:18,386 - If you won't do it, other people will. - Mr. Lung... 479 00:43:19,846 --> 00:43:22,307 Mr. Lung, how much does Ng Fat owe you? 480 00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:24,309 Why do you ask? 481 00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:26,478 He borrowed 800 HKD from me. 482 00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:30,899 He paid back 10,000 HKD for 800 HKD? You're ruthless. 483 00:43:31,024 --> 00:43:35,570 Ruthless? I went easy on him, considering the interest. 484 00:43:35,695 --> 00:43:40,575 Fried dough sticks were 50 cents then. It's one dollar now. 485 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:45,705 Boss, it's one dollar fifty on the corner. 486 00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:47,165 Shut it. 487 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:50,043 I do things properly. Here's 300 dollars. 488 00:43:51,127 --> 00:43:53,755 This is yours. Take it. 489 00:43:56,341 --> 00:43:58,718 - Thank you, Mr. Lung. - There's more. 490 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:03,390 I have your tips, too. You deserve this. 491 00:44:03,515 --> 00:44:06,726 - Oh, good. - What's so good? Don't I feed you? 492 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,938 Let's go. 493 00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:24,995 If I use this money, it'll bring me bad karma! 494 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,665 Boss, you'll get bad karma if you waste it, though. 495 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:33,003 I'll pick it all up. 496 00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:40,427 Sherlock Holmes, Charlie Chan, and Charlie's Angels! 497 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,554 They're all private eyes. 498 00:44:42,679 --> 00:44:45,473 Why do they have such prestige and I don't? 499 00:44:46,474 --> 00:44:51,021 Boss... those are just in the movies. 500 00:44:51,896 --> 00:44:53,898 Then let's make movies, too. 501 00:44:56,234 --> 00:44:58,236 I wonder who that is. 502 00:44:58,361 --> 00:45:00,113 Who is it? 503 00:45:00,238 --> 00:45:02,866 - Could the lens be broken? - Who is it? 504 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:06,328 - It's Ng Fat, but in black and white. - You're co-lour blind. 505 00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:09,998 - Then his co-lour must have faded. - Just open the door. 506 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:14,502 - Hey, what's going on? - Move, murderer! 507 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:16,963 What's going on? 508 00:45:17,088 --> 00:45:21,760 What are you doing? What's going on, Mrs. Ng? 509 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:24,971 You evil man, I brought all 15 children for you to see. 510 00:45:25,096 --> 00:45:29,142 - Why are you dressed like this? - See for yourself! 511 00:45:32,812 --> 00:45:34,898 "Committed suicide to escape punishment for embezzlement." 512 00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:37,025 - Let's go! - Let me explain. 513 00:45:37,150 --> 00:45:39,944 This has nothing to do with me. Let me explain. 514 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,781 - You evil man! - Let me explain. 515 00:45:43,406 --> 00:45:44,991 There's no need to explain! 516 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,787 - You're an evil man! - But... 517 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,224 Boss. 518 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:12,769 Including that one on her back, there are really 15 children. 519 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,064 Why? 520 00:46:18,733 --> 00:46:24,364 Why? Other private eyes work on behalf of the people, while I harm people! 521 00:46:24,489 --> 00:46:27,325 - Why? - Boss, stop! 522 00:46:27,450 --> 00:46:29,536 - Why? - Stop! 523 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:33,498 Boss, stop. Don't do this. 524 00:46:33,623 --> 00:46:36,292 Just let me die! 525 00:46:36,418 --> 00:46:38,878 I want to die! I want to die! 526 00:46:39,003 --> 00:46:40,964 - I'll hit my head against the wall. - Don't. 527 00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:43,425 - I'll hit my head against the wall and die! - No! No! 528 00:46:49,347 --> 00:46:52,142 Ng Fat! Ng Fat! 529 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:56,938 How can I go and explain it to Ng Fat? 530 00:46:57,063 --> 00:47:02,569 If he won't forgive me, I really don't want to live anymore. 531 00:47:02,694 --> 00:47:07,073 When you see Ng Fat, you'll want to live. 532 00:47:07,198 --> 00:47:09,826 You can't be considered a human anymore. 533 00:47:11,494 --> 00:47:13,955 - Do you want to kick me to death? - It's you? 534 00:47:14,956 --> 00:47:17,500 It's you? What a coincidence. 535 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:20,378 - Are you committing suicide? - Yes. 536 00:47:20,503 --> 00:47:23,256 - You, too? - Me, too. 537 00:47:23,381 --> 00:47:26,259 Let's do it together, so we can accompany each other. 538 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,263 I don't know how to tie this. 539 00:47:32,098 --> 00:47:34,517 How troublesome. You don't even know how to commit suicide. 540 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,395 Let me do it. 541 00:47:38,563 --> 00:47:40,690 I haven't died before. 542 00:47:43,276 --> 00:47:44,736 Lift your leg. 543 00:47:47,822 --> 00:47:50,116 Why are you committing suicide? 544 00:47:50,241 --> 00:47:53,244 I've been unlucky all my life. 545 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:57,081 I've never been lucky. 546 00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,959 A rich guy wanted to marry me, 547 00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:03,379 but I didn't expect that aliens would... 548 00:48:07,091 --> 00:48:09,385 So you're the one in the newspaper? 549 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,013 You're worse off than me. 550 00:48:12,138 --> 00:48:13,890 You should die then. 551 00:48:14,015 --> 00:48:16,601 Eh? You two want me to die? 552 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,562 You're so cruel! 553 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,401 So why are you two committing suicide? 554 00:48:26,986 --> 00:48:31,115 After a decade of being a private eye, I never did anything good. 555 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:33,701 And someone died because of me. 556 00:48:34,577 --> 00:48:38,164 I think I should just die. 557 00:48:39,749 --> 00:48:43,253 You two caused someone to die, then you deserve to die! 558 00:48:43,378 --> 00:48:45,797 She said we deserve to die. 559 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:53,429 You're a private eye. 560 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:56,391 If you help her find out what happened with the aliens, 561 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,726 your grievance can be redressed. 562 00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:01,521 My grievance can be redressed? 563 00:49:01,646 --> 00:49:03,022 Right. 564 00:49:03,147 --> 00:49:05,817 Then you'll break a strange case, make a big contribution, 565 00:49:05,942 --> 00:49:08,528 and do something good. 566 00:49:08,653 --> 00:49:11,364 Break a strange case? 567 00:49:12,448 --> 00:49:14,784 Then we don't need to die! 568 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:21,124 Sherlock Holmes... you have a successor now. 569 00:49:26,629 --> 00:49:28,381 The train's coming! 570 00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:33,469 - Get me off! - I'll help you! 571 00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:35,430 Quickly! 572 00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:39,559 We're doomed! Hurry! 573 00:49:39,684 --> 00:49:42,770 - We're doomed! - I'm untied! 574 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,397 Come and help! 575 00:49:44,522 --> 00:49:46,733 It's broken. 576 00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:49,652 It won't work. Take off your pants. 577 00:49:49,777 --> 00:49:51,070 HGIp me! 578 00:49:53,072 --> 00:49:57,410 - Help us! - I'm old. I can't do anything. 579 00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:05,251 We're okay. 580 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,963 Ah! The train ripped off my pant leg! 581 00:50:09,088 --> 00:50:11,090 Oh, it looks pink. 582 00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:28,566 Why did you pick that up? 583 00:50:28,691 --> 00:50:30,360 Are you cleaning up Hong Kong? 584 00:50:30,485 --> 00:50:32,820 You pick up everything. 585 00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:37,283 Just pick up any suspicious or space-related things. 586 00:50:37,408 --> 00:50:39,410 - Yes, sir. - Get to work. 587 00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:48,127 We've been searching all day... 588 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,214 ...and we've found nothing. 589 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,635 This is hopeless! 590 00:51:00,723 --> 00:51:04,435 Keep searching. Maybe we'll find a clue. 591 00:51:06,354 --> 00:51:09,899 - I got something! I got something! - What have you found? 592 00:51:10,024 --> 00:51:11,901 - What is it? - I found a space... 593 00:51:12,026 --> 00:51:14,654 - A space what? - A space suit! 594 00:51:16,614 --> 00:51:19,742 You think that's funny? Carry on searching. 595 00:51:19,867 --> 00:51:21,327 Crazy idiot! 596 00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:25,999 You have no sense of humor, none at all. 597 00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,002 Let's stop. 598 00:51:30,628 --> 00:51:33,047 It's a waste of effort. 599 00:51:33,172 --> 00:51:36,217 It's hopeless to continue searching. 600 00:51:38,469 --> 00:51:40,346 No. 601 00:51:40,471 --> 00:51:44,684 Since we're here, we mustn't stop till we find something. 602 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:12,086 Hey! Having fun? 603 00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:16,215 It's cute, so I thought I'd play it. 604 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:18,384 Is this the time? 605 00:52:18,509 --> 00:52:21,220 You won't even let me play it? 606 00:52:21,345 --> 00:52:24,807 No sense of humor and no musical sense, either. 607 00:52:28,102 --> 00:52:29,937 My shoelace... 608 00:52:35,151 --> 00:52:37,653 - What's going on? - That's scary! 609 00:52:40,948 --> 00:52:43,284 It's all fallen out. 610 00:52:45,703 --> 00:52:47,371 What are you trying to do? 611 00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:52,376 You've just thrown away everything we worked hard to pick up! 612 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:54,879 - Are you kidding me? - It wasn't intentional. 613 00:52:55,004 --> 00:52:57,381 Big head, small brain! Do you want a scolding? 614 00:52:57,507 --> 00:53:01,094 Listen, if you don't want to pick things up, then don't bother! 615 00:53:17,902 --> 00:53:20,613 I told you not to mess around. 616 00:53:20,738 --> 00:53:24,283 It's dark now. And we didn't find anything. 617 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,703 You deserve a scolding. 618 00:53:29,914 --> 00:53:32,375 Are there many aliens in this world? 619 00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:37,088 Are there many aliens? 620 00:53:40,925 --> 00:53:42,760 You believe anything people say. 621 00:53:44,303 --> 00:53:46,389 But no one believes me. 622 00:53:49,725 --> 00:53:52,311 - I should just die! - Stop! 623 00:53:57,775 --> 00:53:59,652 Ah-hung! 624 00:53:59,777 --> 00:54:01,070 Ah-hung! 625 00:54:02,321 --> 00:54:06,159 Ah-hung! Ah-hung! 626 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:30,641 My dear journalists, this unknown object we're introducing today 627 00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:35,062 mainly proves that aliens once came here. 628 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:37,607 At the same time, it further proves that Miss Li Tin-chun 629 00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:40,568 really had an encounter with aliens. 630 00:54:40,693 --> 00:54:44,405 Let me blow your minds and show you one half of this object. 631 00:54:44,530 --> 00:54:49,118 The other half has already been sent to NASA's Space Center in Houston. 632 00:54:49,243 --> 00:54:52,622 This unknown object emits strong levels of radiation. 633 00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:55,249 - Get down! - Get down! 634 00:54:55,374 --> 00:54:57,460 Don't be frightened. 635 00:54:57,585 --> 00:55:01,964 We've prepared protective gear for you, 636 00:55:02,089 --> 00:55:04,675 namely these anti-radiation glasses. 637 00:55:06,177 --> 00:55:08,262 Please put on the glasses. 638 00:55:10,514 --> 00:55:14,310 - Are you ready? All okay? - Yes, we are. 639 00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:20,858 Hey, wait, wait! 640 00:55:30,701 --> 00:55:34,830 - What the hell? - What are you doing? 641 00:55:44,590 --> 00:55:47,009 Wow, it's so bright! 642 00:55:47,885 --> 00:55:50,346 - What light? Where? - You're crazy! 643 00:55:50,471 --> 00:55:52,682 - Isn't it very bright? - Shut up! 644 00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:58,020 How come it's not shining? This is bad. It's lost its light. 645 00:55:58,145 --> 00:56:01,440 - It was really bright. - There's no light! 646 00:56:01,565 --> 00:56:03,150 Quiet! 647 00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:06,279 You said aliens had an encounter with her. 648 00:56:06,404 --> 00:56:08,531 But it was probably you! 649 00:56:13,369 --> 00:56:18,541 Let me explain. It was very bright when we discovered it. 650 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:21,794 - It was! - It was like a flyer saucer, really. 651 00:56:21,919 --> 00:56:26,382 What? A flyer saucer? More like a paper plate! Fly! 652 00:56:28,968 --> 00:56:32,346 You can play around, but don't mess with me! 653 00:56:32,471 --> 00:56:34,056 Fly! 654 00:56:34,181 --> 00:56:36,017 It's raining. 655 00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:38,894 You even bully the blind? You're out of line! 656 00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:40,980 I'm not blind! I have one eye! 657 00:56:41,105 --> 00:56:43,149 - He's blind, too? - You're sick. 658 00:56:43,983 --> 00:56:47,194 - Throw it at him! - Stop! 659 00:56:48,487 --> 00:56:51,073 - Goodness me! - Hey, calm down. Stop! 660 00:56:51,198 --> 00:56:53,701 This isn't right! 661 00:56:53,826 --> 00:56:56,120 - No, stop! - Hey! 662 00:56:59,832 --> 00:57:01,625 Bring it on! 663 00:57:03,085 --> 00:57:05,046 This isn't right! 664 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:21,062 Stop this! Stop! 665 00:57:23,105 --> 00:57:24,273 A moon cake! 666 00:57:27,777 --> 00:57:29,195 Hello? 667 00:57:29,987 --> 00:57:31,989 You're asking about...? 668 00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:37,244 Why didn't you call Directory Enquiries? 669 00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:38,954 Wow, something inside! 670 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,666 "Uprising In Mid-Fa||." 671 00:57:48,839 --> 00:57:50,591 Stop that! 672 00:57:51,884 --> 00:57:53,260 It's delicious. 673 00:57:54,053 --> 00:57:56,263 They don't believe me, I should just die! 674 00:57:56,389 --> 00:57:59,558 - Stop it! - Please don't die. 675 00:58:00,226 --> 00:58:02,144 Let me die! 676 00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:15,991 Why would you kill yourself, madame? 677 00:58:17,118 --> 00:58:20,704 Even if you did, it wouldn't help the situation. 678 00:58:20,830 --> 00:58:25,876 Why don't I use my status and reputation to prove your innocence? 679 00:58:28,712 --> 00:58:30,423 MIDDAY NEWS 680 00:58:33,175 --> 00:58:37,012 A close encounter of the fourth kind with aliens has been proven... 681 00:58:37,138 --> 00:58:40,057 Space scientist Professor Lo attests that... 682 00:58:40,182 --> 00:58:43,978 Midday News: Professor Lo testifies that Miss Li Tin-chun... 683 00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:46,939 Filmmakers competing to interview Miss Li Tin-chun... 684 00:58:47,064 --> 00:58:51,277 Miss Li Tin-chun becomes sex symbol of the year! 685 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:09,336 People are all looking 686 00:59:09,462 --> 00:59:12,339 To see how pretty I am 687 00:59:12,465 --> 00:59:15,301 Glowing all over 688 00:59:15,426 --> 00:59:18,262 Like a thousand rockets colliding 689 00:59:18,387 --> 00:59:21,140 No wonder people are excited 690 00:59:21,265 --> 00:59:24,518 Everyone wants to applaud me 691 00:59:24,643 --> 00:59:29,607 Charge! Charge! Charge! Charge! Let the stars in space vibrate! 692 00:59:30,691 --> 00:59:36,113 It feels like I'm riding a platinum elevator 693 00:59:36,238 --> 00:59:41,952 Straight to the top 694 00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:47,500 Performing on the moon and the stars of the universe 695 00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:53,088 And the Earth jumps in fascination 696 01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:12,149 Brightness all around 697 01:00:12,274 --> 01:00:14,610 My smile shines out 698 01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:17,821 Glowing! Glowing! Glowing! Glowing! 699 01:00:17,947 --> 01:00:21,116 Until the darkness loses all faith 700 01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:23,911 It feels like I'm flying up in the clouds 701 01:00:24,036 --> 01:00:27,081 Looking down through drunken eyes 702 01:00:27,206 --> 01:00:33,337 I can fly without a flying carpet, no training required 703 01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:39,176 It feels like I'm riding a platinum elevator 704 01:00:39,301 --> 01:00:44,306 Straight to the top 705 01:00:45,182 --> 01:00:50,688 Performing on the moon and the stars of the universe 706 01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:56,610 And the Earth jumps in fascination 707 01:00:57,236 --> 01:01:02,700 Performing on the moon and the stars of the universe 708 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:08,914 And the Earth jumps in fascination 709 01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:19,592 This house is so small, Godfather. Why don't you get a bigger one? 710 01:01:21,885 --> 01:01:25,931 You spoilt brat! Come on, let's drink. 711 01:01:33,063 --> 01:01:34,690 It's nice weather this evening. 712 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:42,489 The environment's good, the air's clean. Living here is good for the spirit... 713 01:01:42,615 --> 01:01:47,578 As if! I work day and night. I'm so exhausted. 714 01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:51,332 I barely sleep, but I do have dreams sometimes. 715 01:01:52,499 --> 01:01:54,877 That's because you're a big star. 716 01:01:55,002 --> 01:01:57,963 But it's all thanks to you. 717 01:01:58,088 --> 01:02:01,175 If not for you, I'd still be working in the department store doing make-up, 718 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:05,638 or as an extra in movies... 719 01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:07,640 I might even be dead! 720 01:02:09,475 --> 01:02:12,436 I wonder why I was so stupid back then. 721 01:02:13,354 --> 01:02:14,813 Right, Godfather? 722 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,985 Is it raining? 723 01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:26,867 Strange. It's not raining... 724 01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:30,204 Godfather... 725 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,125 Stop! 726 01:02:39,797 --> 01:02:41,340 Stop! 727 01:02:46,178 --> 01:02:47,763 Godfather! 728 01:02:55,145 --> 01:02:56,814 Godfather! 729 01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:01,276 Don't come near me! 730 01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:13,706 Stop! Stop! 731 01:03:15,082 --> 01:03:16,458 Stop! 732 01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:21,171 No, Godfather! No! 733 01:03:21,296 --> 01:03:23,006 No, Godfather! 734 01:03:27,511 --> 01:03:28,804 No... 735 01:03:33,809 --> 01:03:35,102 No... 736 01:03:38,230 --> 01:03:39,398 No... 737 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,487 Stop, Godfather! No! 738 01:03:46,363 --> 01:03:48,907 Stop, Godfather! 739 01:03:49,032 --> 01:03:50,784 Go away! 740 01:03:54,288 --> 01:03:56,290 Tin-chun! What's going on? 741 01:04:03,255 --> 01:04:05,382 |1I'S you? 742 01:04:05,507 --> 01:04:07,718 Why are you dressed like that? 743 01:04:07,843 --> 01:04:10,304 - How rude! Get changed. - Why am I dressed like this? 744 01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:13,891 - What happened? - He wanted to violate me. 745 01:04:14,016 --> 01:04:15,684 - Who? - Freeze! 746 01:04:15,809 --> 01:04:19,480 - Tell us what happened! - He molested me. 747 01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:22,107 - What's going on? - Professor Lo? 748 01:04:22,232 --> 01:04:25,694 - Yes. What's going on? - Someone molested her. 749 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:30,532 Who molested you? 750 01:04:30,657 --> 01:04:32,868 - Tell us. - Tell us. 751 01:04:33,786 --> 01:04:35,704 It was... 752 01:04:35,829 --> 01:04:40,667 The one who made you famous and earned you a lot of money? 753 01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:45,380 - Who exactly was it? - Was it him? Did he hurt you? 754 01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:50,594 - Yes! - It was nothing to do with me! 755 01:04:50,719 --> 01:04:52,638 - Tin-chun! - No... 756 01:04:53,514 --> 01:04:56,141 - You charlatan! - No! Tin-chun! 757 01:04:59,228 --> 01:05:03,023 You can't be bailed out if you get arrested again. 758 01:05:03,148 --> 01:05:07,194 Tin-chun is so famous now, why would she bother with us? 759 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,199 How strange. 760 01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:17,913 What's strange? 761 01:05:19,706 --> 01:05:24,211 There's something... fishy... going on. 762 01:05:49,778 --> 01:05:50,904 Good. 763 01:05:54,616 --> 01:05:56,451 Are you talking to me? 764 01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:07,337 There's nobody here. What the hell are you talking about? 765 01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:10,465 Okay. 766 01:06:37,618 --> 01:06:40,412 Boss, there are so many women around. 767 01:06:40,537 --> 01:06:42,915 This is where Tin-chun had her encounter. 768 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:46,251 Many girls would like an alien encounter like hers, 769 01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:48,587 then they'd become rich and famous. 770 01:06:48,712 --> 01:06:53,133 But I think something fishy is going on, so I had to investigate. 771 01:06:54,551 --> 01:06:57,804 There's even an ATM machine here. How advanced! 772 01:06:59,056 --> 01:07:01,892 I don't know if this is Women's Heaven or Men's Paradise. 773 01:07:02,017 --> 01:07:04,603 This place is full of women. 774 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:07,522 Goodness! 775 01:07:11,234 --> 01:07:12,736 I can't stand her! 776 01:07:17,991 --> 01:07:20,410 We can't stand her, either! 777 01:07:23,121 --> 01:07:25,332 They think you're ugly. 778 01:07:25,457 --> 01:07:27,501 They think they're pretty? 779 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:44,518 - How come you're so endowed? - It's good to be endowed, no? 780 01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:50,649 Let's drink. 781 01:07:50,774 --> 01:07:52,359 Crazy man! 782 01:07:54,778 --> 01:07:58,031 - Get out! - Out, you idiot! 783 01:08:00,701 --> 01:08:01,994 Out! 784 01:08:03,453 --> 01:08:06,623 - You're a wolf in sheep's clothing. - No, I'm a sheep in a tiger skin! 785 01:08:06,748 --> 01:08:08,333 - Don't argue! - Go! 786 01:08:09,626 --> 01:08:12,212 The weatherman will now forecast tonight's weather. 787 01:08:17,175 --> 01:08:18,593 Help! 788 01:08:19,845 --> 01:08:25,058 - The Wind's too strong. - It's suddenly risen up. What the hell? 789 01:08:25,183 --> 01:08:27,769 Wait for me! Wait for me! 790 01:08:31,815 --> 01:08:33,734 Save me! 791 01:08:37,821 --> 01:08:40,115 Wait for me! 792 01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:49,124 Nice. 793 01:08:53,003 --> 01:08:55,714 - Come on! - But my money! 794 01:08:57,758 --> 01:09:02,429 - My money! - Miss, here's your money. 795 01:09:02,554 --> 01:09:04,347 Granny, come on! 796 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:07,309 You're the granny! What's so scary about a little wind? 797 01:09:07,434 --> 01:09:09,352 I'm not moving! 798 01:09:11,188 --> 01:09:14,608 I'm \eav' g\. I'm \eav' g\. 799 01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:20,280 - What a strong wind. - Ah-hung! 800 01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:24,785 - Ah-hung, come here! - I'm a bird. 801 01:09:25,994 --> 01:09:27,621 Come here, Ah-hung. 802 01:09:27,746 --> 01:09:29,664 I am Superman! 803 01:09:32,667 --> 01:09:34,586 - Ah-hung! - I am Superman! 804 01:09:34,711 --> 01:09:38,924 - Ouch. That hurt. - Come here, Ah-hung! 805 01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:40,175 Ah-hung! 806 01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:45,722 It's raining. 807 01:09:45,847 --> 01:09:51,394 Are you okay? Boss, let's go. 808 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,230 No way! 809 01:09:53,355 --> 01:09:56,650 We have a strong will, tenacity, and an indomitable spirit. 810 01:09:56,775 --> 01:09:58,860 We must overcome all difficulties! 811 01:09:58,985 --> 01:10:01,655 We must persevere until we reach our goal. 812 01:10:04,032 --> 01:10:06,576 - I'm really scared. - Don't be! 813 01:10:06,701 --> 01:10:09,037 If there's an evil spirit, eliminate it. 814 01:10:09,162 --> 01:10:11,748 If there's a demon, exterminate it. 815 01:10:11,873 --> 01:10:14,126 We'll see better days if we persevere. 816 01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:16,419 We must not be afraid of hardship. 817 01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:18,463 Fight and work hard! 818 01:10:18,588 --> 01:10:21,800 - Fight, work hard! - Fight, work hard! 819 01:10:21,925 --> 01:10:23,426 Fight! 820 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,476 It's so cold, I need to pee. 821 01:10:32,435 --> 01:10:34,604 Go and pee, then. 822 01:10:41,153 --> 01:10:44,281 - You really think you're a woman? - Oh, right. 823 01:10:46,449 --> 01:10:48,577 Not here, go over there! 824 01:11:06,636 --> 01:11:10,056 Why does it quake whenever you pee? Incredible. 825 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:15,979 Are you peeing or pooping? 826 01:11:42,505 --> 01:11:45,217 I'm done for! Help! 827 01:11:48,136 --> 01:11:49,221 HGIp me! 828 01:11:54,309 --> 01:11:57,145 Where am I? Where is this place? 829 01:11:58,772 --> 01:12:00,649 Where am I? 830 01:12:00,774 --> 01:12:03,568 Is anybody there? Hello? Anybody? 831 01:12:29,552 --> 01:12:33,556 Don't press down on me! Don't press down! I'm going to die! 832 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,936 I'm going to die. 833 01:12:45,902 --> 01:12:47,445 A Copier? 834 01:12:51,157 --> 01:12:53,243 What do you want? 835 01:13:01,042 --> 01:13:04,004 Distorted hands, upright body. 836 01:13:04,129 --> 01:13:07,215 Congratulations, we've chosen you 837 01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:10,719 to be an agent for reproduction of our next generation. 838 01:13:11,636 --> 01:13:13,054 Me? 839 01:13:14,014 --> 01:13:16,057 Don't be too pleased yet. 840 01:13:16,182 --> 01:13:19,811 To ensure the next generation's quality, 841 01:13:19,936 --> 01:13:25,150 we invited you here for an experiment to see if your functions are good. 842 01:13:25,275 --> 01:13:29,112 If you don't pass, you will become like her... 843 01:13:32,198 --> 01:13:34,200 ...and automatically self-destruct. 844 01:13:35,035 --> 01:13:37,287 The experiment begins now. 845 01:13:39,456 --> 01:13:41,374 Why did you pick me? 846 01:13:41,499 --> 01:13:44,544 Left eye is nearsighted, -5. 847 01:13:44,669 --> 01:13:47,547 Right eye is nearsighted, -5. 848 01:13:47,672 --> 01:13:50,216 Eyesight is normal. 849 01:13:51,843 --> 01:13:57,849 Ideal and firm chest, very fit body. A fine breed. 850 01:14:01,936 --> 01:14:03,229 Congratulations. 851 01:14:03,355 --> 01:14:06,566 If you can pass the next test, 852 01:14:06,691 --> 01:14:10,153 you may have a chance to join the Miss Interstellar Contest 853 01:14:10,278 --> 01:14:12,947 and become the new Queen Mother of our next generation. 854 01:14:13,073 --> 01:14:14,407 Me? 855 01:14:15,367 --> 01:14:18,620 I can't, I lied about my age. 856 01:14:18,745 --> 01:14:21,039 Final experiment. Down. 857 01:14:22,123 --> 01:14:25,585 Confirming function now. 858 01:14:26,378 --> 01:14:28,254 Malfunction. 859 01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:30,173 Malfunction. 860 01:14:35,970 --> 01:14:39,099 Malfunction. Sorry, the computer was too excited. 861 01:14:39,224 --> 01:14:42,143 There's a secretion line obstruction. 862 01:14:42,268 --> 01:14:45,772 The test indicates that she hasn't had sexual relations with men. 863 01:14:45,897 --> 01:14:50,235 Our ambassador will conduct the breeding task with you later. 864 01:14:50,944 --> 01:14:53,196 I'm doomed! 865 01:15:03,039 --> 01:15:04,582 China... 866 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:09,754 Cut! "China has a history of 5,000 years. 867 01:15:09,879 --> 01:15:13,341 "The Chinese inherited the fine traditions of their ancestors, 868 01:15:13,466 --> 01:15:16,594 "and attach great importance to the concept of time." 869 01:15:16,719 --> 01:15:17,971 What's wrong with you? 870 01:15:18,096 --> 01:15:20,223 What the hell's going on? 871 01:15:20,348 --> 01:15:24,060 Quiet! Quiet! Talk to the producer if you need anything. 872 01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:26,312 Silence, please. 873 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:29,858 - What's going on? - What the hell? 874 01:15:29,983 --> 01:15:31,901 Silence, please. 875 01:15:32,026 --> 01:15:34,404 What the hell's going on? 876 01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:38,450 Who placed a blade at my back? 877 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,704 Don't be scared. I'll fix it. 878 01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:46,040 - It's okay now. - It's fine now. Absolutely fine... 879 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,335 I don't want things to be difficult for you. 880 01:15:49,461 --> 01:15:51,296 Who wants Li Tin-chun? 881 01:15:52,589 --> 01:15:56,342 Sir, there are 20,000 people waiting for her to make the ceremonial first pitch. 882 01:15:56,468 --> 01:16:00,638 So you want her to wrap filming? It's going a bit slow. 883 01:16:00,763 --> 01:16:03,475 Fine! I'll ask her to wrap! No problem! 884 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,643 Okay! I'll ask her to wrap filming! 885 01:16:05,768 --> 01:16:08,188 No need for that, the game's at night anyway. 886 01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:10,523 There's no big rush. 887 01:16:11,483 --> 01:16:13,401 You're very understanding. 888 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:16,362 You're being so nice. 889 01:16:16,488 --> 01:16:19,282 And I value good friendships. 890 01:16:19,407 --> 01:16:21,868 You respect me, I respect you more! 891 01:16:21,993 --> 01:16:25,079 After this scene, she'll wrap filming. 892 01:16:25,205 --> 01:16:27,373 It'll be only a few minutes. 893 01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:31,586 Only a few minutes, yes. No need to wait a few hours. 894 01:16:31,711 --> 01:16:33,963 - Of course. - No problem. 895 01:16:57,904 --> 01:17:01,366 Show yourself if you dare! 896 01:17:03,326 --> 01:17:06,412 I... I'm not scared of you! 897 01:17:16,839 --> 01:17:18,716 You're really appearing? 898 01:17:20,009 --> 01:17:22,512 You're big and domineering. 899 01:17:22,637 --> 01:17:24,389 I'm doomed! 900 01:17:29,852 --> 01:17:32,730 I won't do it again! 901 01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,068 I really won't do it again! 902 01:17:40,363 --> 01:17:42,740 Please! It's my fault! 903 01:17:57,046 --> 01:17:58,464 Freeze! 904 01:18:01,926 --> 01:18:03,928 Gotcha now, right? 905 01:18:04,053 --> 01:18:08,016 Let me see if you're a real ET or a fake. 906 01:18:08,141 --> 01:18:11,728 If you're not an ET, I'll hit you until you become one. 907 01:18:13,771 --> 01:18:15,273 Stop or I'll shoot! 908 01:18:16,774 --> 01:18:21,738 I'm doomed. I'm out of bullets. I'm in big trouble. 909 01:18:22,488 --> 01:18:24,532 Out of bullets. 910 01:18:28,036 --> 01:18:29,287 Die! 911 01:18:32,582 --> 01:18:36,252 I won't do it again. I promise, I won't do it again. 912 01:18:48,389 --> 01:18:49,682 Die! 913 01:18:53,227 --> 01:18:54,854 You think you can hide? 914 01:18:54,979 --> 01:18:57,774 As a detective, I don't believe you're an alien. 915 01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:00,193 That's why I'm disguised as a woman as bait. 916 01:19:00,318 --> 01:19:01,819 You think you're good? 917 01:19:01,944 --> 01:19:03,404 Surrender now! 918 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,824 If you don't come out, I'll shoot the door off. 919 01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:09,327 Coming out or what? 920 01:19:09,452 --> 01:19:10,870 Fine. 921 01:19:27,762 --> 01:19:29,097 Wait... 922 01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:33,518 There's no need to kill each other. 923 01:19:35,895 --> 01:19:37,230 Stop. 924 01:19:50,034 --> 01:19:51,869 Help! Help me! 925 01:19:52,578 --> 01:19:54,997 Save me! Don't hurt me! 926 01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:59,919 Don't chase me! Help! I'll hide if you come after me! 927 01:20:00,044 --> 01:20:04,424 Don't chase me! Don't come after me! Help me! 928 01:20:32,618 --> 01:20:34,704 Please stop. 929 01:20:34,829 --> 01:20:36,956 Stop! You're going to kill me! 930 01:20:46,215 --> 01:20:48,384 I'm bleeding. 931 01:20:48,509 --> 01:20:50,219 You bastard. 932 01:20:51,095 --> 01:20:53,139 No, not you. Really. 933 01:20:57,435 --> 01:21:00,396 What is this, poking in my back? 934 01:21:10,740 --> 01:21:12,700 Now, you're gonna die. 935 01:21:14,827 --> 01:21:16,579 This time... 936 01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:22,460 Let's... fight! 937 01:21:23,085 --> 01:21:26,672 I'm gonna beat you so badly! I'm gonna beat you, no matter what! 938 01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:28,841 Bring it on. Come on. 939 01:21:29,926 --> 01:21:33,429 I've used up a lot of force? Why has only half of it come out? 940 01:21:42,021 --> 01:21:43,898 I'll kill you! 941 01:21:48,528 --> 01:21:50,321 I'm gonna kill you! 942 01:21:55,368 --> 01:21:58,830 Just stop tormenting me and kill me. 943 01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:02,208 Don't torture me, just kill me. 944 01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:05,044 Why is it so short and not longer? 945 01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:09,966 Just kill me. 946 01:22:13,469 --> 01:22:15,179 Please, just grow longer! 947 01:23:15,406 --> 01:23:16,866 No! 948 01:23:23,581 --> 01:23:24,957 Thank goodness. 949 01:23:28,628 --> 01:23:30,129 You wanna kill me? 950 01:24:19,595 --> 01:24:23,516 Help! Save me! Help! 951 01:24:35,319 --> 01:24:37,446 Help me! Help me! 952 01:24:37,571 --> 01:24:39,031 Help! 953 01:24:58,134 --> 01:24:59,927 Help! Help! 954 01:25:00,594 --> 01:25:02,680 Open Sesame! Open the door! 955 01:25:02,805 --> 01:25:06,475 Abracadabra! Open up! 956 01:25:28,622 --> 01:25:30,249 Help! Save me! 957 01:25:32,501 --> 01:25:34,462 Help me, Mom! 958 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:39,258 Save me! 959 01:25:46,974 --> 01:25:48,184 HGIp me! 960 01:25:50,269 --> 01:25:52,229 Open the door! 961 01:25:57,818 --> 01:26:00,654 Open up! Open the door! 962 01:26:02,114 --> 01:26:05,785 Please. Don't kill me. 963 01:26:05,910 --> 01:26:08,788 I'm begging you, don't kill me. 964 01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:16,128 Kill me! Kill me! 965 01:26:16,253 --> 01:26:18,547 Kill me! I don't care anymore! 966 01:26:18,672 --> 01:26:22,134 Kill me! Come on, kill me! 967 01:26:22,259 --> 01:26:25,304 Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! 968 01:26:26,055 --> 01:26:27,765 Kill me! 969 01:26:27,890 --> 01:26:31,310 Kill me! Come on, kill me! 970 01:26:31,435 --> 01:26:34,063 Kill me! Kill me! Kill me! 971 01:27:00,214 --> 01:27:01,674 Why's that? 972 01:27:02,925 --> 01:27:05,261 They said it was a strong battery. 973 01:27:46,385 --> 01:27:49,013 Stop! Stop! 974 01:27:49,138 --> 01:27:51,599 You're gonna die! Die! 975 01:28:23,422 --> 01:28:25,007 Replace her! 976 01:28:25,132 --> 01:28:27,259 Replace her! Replace her! 977 01:28:27,384 --> 01:28:31,055 - Director, come up first. - Sir. 978 01:28:34,516 --> 01:28:37,895 - What's going on? - What is it? 979 01:28:40,314 --> 01:28:42,608 - Let's wrap. - Come on... 980 01:28:49,823 --> 01:28:52,117 Why did you turn off the lights? 981 01:28:53,118 --> 01:28:55,079 Where did you guys 90'? 982 01:28:55,746 --> 01:28:57,915 Why have you all disappeared? 983 01:29:04,838 --> 01:29:08,259 "Modern 'Sherlock Holmes' Yee Din captures locally produced alien." 984 01:29:08,384 --> 01:29:10,636 So it's Professor Lo! 985 01:29:25,943 --> 01:29:28,362 Do you know what a real detective does? 986 01:29:32,825 --> 01:29:36,370 He doesn't catch cheats or collect bad debts. 987 01:29:37,621 --> 01:29:40,124 Do you know what he does? 988 01:29:42,501 --> 01:29:44,336 He bravely destroys Space City. 989 01:29:44,461 --> 01:29:46,463 I'm a real detective! 990 01:29:50,718 --> 01:29:53,679 Now that the truth is revealed, everyone is happy. 991 01:29:54,346 --> 01:29:57,725 Let this real detective offer you a roasted leg of lamb. 992 01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:01,937 So good! 993 01:30:02,938 --> 01:30:04,898 Let me slice it for you. 994 01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,319 Where's the knife? 995 01:30:09,361 --> 01:30:11,739 The knife, the knife, the knife... 996 01:30:18,787 --> 01:30:21,040 Where could it have got to? 997 01:30:22,791 --> 01:30:24,626 What are you doing? 998 01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:27,296 - I'm going to kill you! - It's a knife! 999 01:30:27,421 --> 01:30:32,343 You destroyed my future, my hopes, and my career. 1000 01:30:33,010 --> 01:30:36,680 - I'm going to destroy you, too! - No, don't! 1001 01:30:36,805 --> 01:30:40,017 - Don't! - I'll kill you! 1002 01:30:40,142 --> 01:30:41,643 No, don't! 1003 01:30:45,689 --> 01:30:47,274 He's dead. 1004 01:30:48,067 --> 01:30:49,818 I've got my revenge. 1005 01:30:52,071 --> 01:30:53,572 I'm still alive. 1006 01:30:55,532 --> 01:30:56,992 Stop it! 1007 01:30:57,117 --> 01:31:00,120 I just wanted to help you, and now you want to kill me? 1008 01:31:00,245 --> 01:31:03,791 - You wanted to harm me! - I didn't want to harm you! 1009 01:31:03,916 --> 01:31:08,545 - Die! - Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! 1010 01:31:10,047 --> 01:31:11,840 Are you crazy? 1011 01:31:13,300 --> 01:31:15,469 Everyone is so unforgiving. 1012 01:31:16,595 --> 01:31:18,597 My friends are ignoring me. 1013 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:21,975 My family doesn't pay me any attention. 1014 01:31:22,601 --> 01:31:24,645 Society won't accept me. 1015 01:31:25,562 --> 01:31:27,689 No one wants me now! 1016 01:31:30,192 --> 01:31:32,319 You still have me! 1017 01:31:36,115 --> 01:31:40,369 Mr. Yee Din and Miss Li Tin-chun are united 1018 01:31:40,494 --> 01:31:43,205 in holy matrimony before God. 1019 01:31:43,330 --> 01:31:48,210 Miss Li Tin-chun, are you willing to take Mr. Yee Din as your husband? 1020 01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:50,838 Hold it! 1021 01:31:56,802 --> 01:31:59,555 - Don't marry him! - You can't marry him! 1022 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:03,517 - Don't marry him! - Hey, you can't do this! 1023 01:32:03,642 --> 01:32:06,145 Miss Li Tin-chun, you can't get married! 1024 01:32:06,270 --> 01:32:08,188 What are you doing? 1025 01:32:09,690 --> 01:32:12,317 Miss Li, the report from Houston's Space Center is out. 1026 01:32:12,443 --> 01:32:15,028 - They said there's... - Miss Li. 1027 01:32:16,530 --> 01:32:20,367 Miss Li, on the night of the incident, the US confirmed that there was a UFO. 1028 01:32:20,492 --> 01:32:21,994 A real flying saucer. 1029 01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:25,372 After Professor Lo realized the truth, he created a fake story. 1030 01:32:25,497 --> 01:32:27,708 Miss Li, sign with me! 1031 01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:32,421 - Sign here. - Don't sign! 1032 01:32:34,214 --> 01:32:35,841 Miss Li! 1033 01:32:35,966 --> 01:32:38,051 - I'll offer you three million dollars! - Sign! 1034 01:32:38,177 --> 01:32:40,929 As if I'd sign! Get lost! 1035 01:32:41,054 --> 01:32:42,806 Get lost! 1036 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,059 Scram! 1037 01:32:49,271 --> 01:32:51,440 Just go away! 1038 01:32:51,565 --> 01:32:53,108 Damn you all! 1039 01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:58,697 You evil people! Go! Get lost! 1040 01:33:01,450 --> 01:33:02,951 Jesus! 1041 01:33:12,503 --> 01:33:14,796 All right, let's continue. 1042 01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:16,798 Miss Li Tin-chun, 1043 01:33:16,924 --> 01:33:22,054 are you willing to take Mr. Yee Din as your husband? 1044 01:33:28,060 --> 01:33:31,355 - Don't go anywhere! - Tin-chun! Tin-chun! 1045 01:33:46,286 --> 01:33:47,704 Women! 1046 01:33:48,997 --> 01:33:50,290 Yee Din! 1047 01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:52,459 Yee Din! 1048 01:33:55,754 --> 01:33:57,965 Yee Din, what are you doing out here? 1049 01:33:59,716 --> 01:34:02,177 Didn't you leave me to sign a contract? 1050 01:34:03,178 --> 01:34:05,389 I just gave back his pen. 1051 01:34:06,223 --> 01:34:08,559 - Honestly? - Honestly. 1052 01:34:15,649 --> 01:34:17,025 That's the one... 1053 01:34:32,207 --> 01:34:34,209 CONGRATULATIONS 1054 01:34:34,334 --> 01:34:36,169 It's congratulating us. 1055 01:34:45,429 --> 01:34:47,931 You're so bad! What the hell is this? 1056 01:34:48,849 --> 01:34:52,227 - It's wedding cake. - Wedding cake? Eat it, then! 1057 01:35:00,777 --> 01:35:03,196 JAMES YI LUI, CHERIE CHUNG 1058 01:35:03,322 --> 01:35:06,867 DAVID LO, TAM TIN-NAM, LEUNG TIN 1059 01:35:10,287 --> 01:35:13,707 SCRIPTWRITERS: MANFRED WONG, SANDY SHAW, LAURENCE CHENG 1060 01:35:13,832 --> 01:35:15,834 CINEMATOGRAPHY BY ALEX CHEUNG 1061 01:35:15,959 --> 01:35:18,629 COSTUMES BY LIU CHI-YU MAKE-UP BY LAY GAI-SING 1062 01:35:21,381 --> 01:35:24,926 MUSIC BY DANNY CHUNG SOUND EFFECTS BY LI YI-CHIH 1063 01:35:25,052 --> 01:35:28,388 FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY BY CHING SIU-TUNG 1064 01:35:28,513 --> 01:35:31,224 PRODUCTION MANAGER: SIMON YIP 1065 01:35:31,350 --> 01:35:34,227 Everyone wants to applaud me 1066 01:35:34,353 --> 01:35:40,400 Charge! Charge! Charge! Charge! Let the stars in space vibrate! 1067 01:35:40,525 --> 01:35:46,198 It feels like I'm riding a platinum elevator 1068 01:35:46,323 --> 01:35:52,204 Straight to the top 1069 01:35:52,329 --> 01:35:57,793 Performing on the moon and the stars of the universe 1070 01:35:57,918 --> 01:36:03,507 And the Earth jumps in fascination 77654

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