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BOURGET AIRPORT, FRANCE, 7:45 P.M.

Jacques-Alain Marty,

you're the French businessman
we see most in the media,

you've been CEO of VLADIS for five years,

and you've made the decision to take on

American media giant SKYNORTH.

Is it megalomania?

Daring?

You know,

being in control of
the world's biggest dream machine

is a childhood dream come true.

But buying SKYNORTH is sure to
entail a fight to the death

between yourself

and your Australian rival, Steven Brickman

of Brickman Incorporated,

undisputed market leader
in cutting edge technologies.

Those who are following the takeover bid

say you're the challenger.

You mean the young talent
who's come to push the old champion

out of the ring?

Nice!

Aren't you afraid that buying SKYNORTH

will further indebt your group,

which is already struggling?

Our Anglophone friends
have an excellent motto:

"Grow or die"
or as we would say in French:

"Grandir ou noosh..."

Fffoo... Fffoo... Shoo...

Moosh fee fee...

It's happening again.

Wide shot!

I have to run.

Where are you off to, André?

The AGM for Bepelin Tires.

What's an AGM?

Annual general meeting.

I've told you 20 times!

Anyway,

I'm going to give them
an earful about this CRP.

CRP...

Corporate restructuring program.

That one's easy!

It's all Greek to me.

I'm not a stock market expert like you!

I wouldn't say expert.
I'm talented and I work hard.

As they say: Work conquers all!

I know! Shut the door after myself.

I have to go home.
I have a pot on the stove.

Ah! Okay.

- Don't forget your sandwich!
- Yes.

What is it?

PG.

- What?
- A PG!

Pâté and gherkins.

That one's easy!

PG...

Doctor, do you have the serults?

- Sorry?
- The serults. The rosilts.

Damn it! The results.

Yes, I have them, Jacques-Alain.

Don't panic, it's nothing serious.

Your neurology report came back
completely normal.

What do you mean formal? Norfal?

Impossibibble.

Completely norfal! Trust me.

He's open, Doctor!

I have to go, Mr. Alain.

My patient is open.

What?

Go and see Dr. Morny.

The best psychiatrist in Paris.

A psychiapath? A psychafafat?

He was booked up for three months.

But for you, he's made an exception.

Tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.

I have a meeting with
the board of directurds...

Directoturds... damn it!

I don't know if you realize,

but right now we're all in a Ferrari

speeding toward the future.

You want my opinion?

Five years of dabbling
with people's fortunes

wrecks the nervous system.

Might I suggest something?

On the scale of international disasters,

this is like the Titanic plus Apollo 13,
plus September 11.

Want to see my boobs?

Add to that the opioid crisis of 1999

and it's worse still.

What did you say?

Nothing, nothing at all.

Where is Jacque- Alain?

Directatafafa...

We're leaving.

I'm coming.

Okay. Babababye.

Firstly, I'd like to congratulate
the innovation team

for developing
the new Heavy Load Snow Tire

Radial Axis.

A miraculous feat.

Thank you very much.

Secondly,

on a much less positive note,

I read that the deficit
in the chemicals branch

will be much higher than expected.

I don't know what you mean.

I mean there are widespread
rumors regarding your CRP,

The corporate restructuring program.

Morin!

Please, calm down! What is your question?

Who's this pain in the ass?

André Morin.

Some accountant guy who has
the same spiel for every AGM.

He thinks he's Robin Hood.
And the small shareholders love him.

Supplee...

Supply...

Supply.

Yeah. You look stupid alright.

Thanks for your suppopat...
Your suffofat...

Your support!
Your support during this or... ordiddle.

Nadine, if this gets out, I'm...

I'm fun door. I mean done for!

I'm done for.

For God's sake.

Slap on some deodorant
and change that shirt!

You stink, Jacques-Alain. You stink.

Oh God... but I'm latte...

Terribly late.

- Hello.
- Sir.

Carefuffle! You'll crissle them.

Oh!

- He's getting on my nerfuffles.
- Me too.

Just before the...

tended to...

That's the good stuff!

Voila.

Who's a hungry little piranha?

Jean-Bernard, get off!
Let Régis have a turn.

Josette! You'll have to fight
if you want some.

Quiet.

VLADIS stocks have gone up 24%
since the start of the year,

which will reassure shareholders

who are meeting at the AGM in two days

at Palais des Congres in Paris.

Hello! Can I help you?

No! You'll crissle it.

Brifflecase!

Yank thoo.

Hello, Mr. Marty.

Hello, mississis.

Nice guy, huh?

Yes?

Hello, Mr. Marty.

Meetings?

Yes, Mr. Marty.

Meeting at 9:30 a.m. with Mr. Lebrochet.

No!

- Er, yes, Mr. Marty.
- Nanana.

Banana?

No! Canaffle!

Pineapple? Would you like a juice?

No!

Canaffle! Cancel!

Of course.

Canaffle everything. Canfaffle.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, 8:05 P.M.

Steve?

There's nothing too bad
in the press about your interview.

They just mentioned that
you seemed nervous.

But they also said "tense."

I'm boiling, can we put on the air con?

Brickman has confirmed
his intentions to buy SKYNORTH.

I'm afraid...

That's good newsies.

Newsies... noodles...
I mean it's good... news!

Good news?
That vulture wants to raise the stakes

and given our finances,
he'll eat us alive!

Nonsense.

This time, we're going to... to...

To... beat him?

- No!
- Make him beg?

- No!
- Do him in!

Screw him over!

Screw him over.

I need a code name for this operasha...

Operashasha! Operasha...

Operation!
Put the heatering on. The heaterting!

The heating!

- I'm freezing!
- Put it on.

For this operation, we need a word
that's easy to say.

Yet tough.

I propose "operation marlin."

Awful.

Orca? Operation orca.

Swordfish?

Swordfish!

- I said it first!
- I didn't hear.

I've got it.

It's going to be operation...

Spurt... squirt... sperm...

Sperm whale! And why?

Because it's huge!

But the sperm whale isn't a fish,
it's a cetacean.

Interesting.

- Does a sperm whale live in water?
- Yes.

- Yes...
- Yes.

- Is it huge?
- Yes.

- Oh yes.
- Oh yes.

- Then Shitut!
- Sorry?

- Shut it!
- There.

Exactly.

You can be a real pine in the airs.

Yes. A pain in the ass!

How did it go yesterday, your QGM?

It's not QGM!
AGM. Annual general assembly.

Whatever. How did it go?

Very well!

The tire world elite were all there,

but they didn't manage to deflate me!

Get it, Andrée? Tires? Deflated?

Yes, yes, deflated like a tire.

I'm not completely stupid, André.

Anyway.

Dauphinoise potatoes tonight?

No thanks, Andrée. I can't eat a thing.

In two days I'm making my debut at VLADIS.

Another AGM?

Nice, Andrée! You remembered.

So you're not the dunce of the class.

They look like albatrosses.

Cormorants. Yes, cormorants.

Seagulls. But no matter.

You can speak without stammering, see?

Concentrate on an object and describe it
in as much detail as possible.

OK. Cormorants.

Seagulls. Cormorants are much larger.

Well you get little cormorants
and huge seagulls. I'm no bird expert.

They're seagulls.

Anyway, this little trick

will help you get your words out.

At least temporarily.

What are your other symptoms?

Sweating profusely.

Ah! That explains it.

Huh?

Have you been traumatized
by a particular event?

Yes. When they introduced
the billionaires' tax.

I'm talking more about childhood events.

Oh, no.

No abuse? Touching up?

Sorry?

Answer please, Mr. Marty.

I did! I said cormorants.

They're gulls.

It would appear you're suffering
from panic attacks

due to childhood trauma.

Panic attacks? Is that it?

The trauma is so deep-rooted

it manifests itself in this
severe fashion.

Severe? You can say that again.

They will persist until you find
your contraphobic object.

- My what?
- Your antidote, if you like.

My antidote?

Yes. It could be anything.

An object, a smell...

Great, thanks.

Or a living being.

Perhaps something comforting
you were tragically deprived of

as a child.

- So basically, when I find it--
- Please don't move around...

When I find my antidote
the panic attacks will disappear?

But hurry, otherwise, they'll get worse.

And a stay in a specialized institution
is not to be ruled out.

Specialized in what?

No. I'm Jacques-Alain Marty.

JAM the Killer. I direct a group
of 380,000 employees.

I'm accountabobble to...

The Board of Directurds.

Directoturds!

Calm down.

Describe what's on my wrist.

It's a watch.

It's a watch
from the Patek Philippe collection.

With a split second chronograph,
worth about 20,000 euros.

Sorry... the smell...

I know. The second I get in a car,
it steams up.

Sorry, doctor, I have a meeting
with the board of directors.

Board of directors!

Board of directors!

Oh, sorry. I know it's bad.

You wouldn't believe how many shirts
I get through.

Dreadful.

Before you go, I'll give you
these anti-anxiety tablets.

Yes?

Take a quarter of a tablet
if you have an attack.

No more. They're strong enough
to put an elephant to sleep.

Thank you, doctor.

An adult male elephant!

MOISSEY TOY FACTORY

- Hi, Johnny.
- Hello.

Mr. Marcel, what are you doing here?

Oh, André! Dear André...

What's going on?

The banks have dropped us, that's what.

Look.

Thirty-five minutes late.
It's unacceptable.

In my day, this would never
have been allowed!

Something serious must have happened.

He already cancelled
this morning's meeting.

Sorry I'm lalala... lala...

This is a battery-powered
quartz timepiece.

The little hand is on ten
and the big hand on eight,

which means it's 10:40.

I'm forty minutes late.
Please accept my apologies.

You're soaked! Is it raining?

No, I ran here from the hospital.

My wife fractured her tibia

while visiting an orphanage.

Five fractures, one compound. Just awful.

I'm really very sorry.

I'm the one who's sorry.

It's okay.
She'll be okay, despite everything.

She's tough, like me.

You all know we're up against Brickman
for the purchase of SKYNORTH.

So we're going to counter his offer.

Wait a minute. How do you propose
we counter Brickman's offer?

President Lebrochet.

Would you ask Bocuse

for his recipe for urchin caviar?

With "Operation Guide Dog,"
shares went up by 5 billion.

"Operation Infallible Pinnochio,"
shares went up by 11 billion.

Haven't I earnt your truffle?

Tru... tru... trussle?

This here is a window with two panels
and a classic column design

featuring a latch mechanism
and a mounted frame.

This here, is the window to the future.

It represents my crystal clear vision

for this new operation,
whose name shall remain secret,

which will be the most profitable of all!

You know I take dividends very seriously.

And I guarantee there'll be
attractive stock options

for every board member.

But as always,

I'm going to need your... full confidence.

Jacques-Alain, as the chair of this board,

I'd like to be the first to assure you,
you have our full confidence.

Keep going!

But if, despite your best efforts,
the operation is to fail,

your future as the CEO of VLADIS
will be in jeopardy.

Of curse... of coursusees.

Listen, Jacques-Alain.
We had chickens, a dog, a cat...

W... Wait a second,
let me write this down.

Mice, and even a goose.

You were a fussy eater

but you've never had hayfever...

Overall, you were always
a happy, gifted child.

There's no reason why you'd

now have any debilitating phobias.

Think hard, Mom!
You can't think of any incident

that might have tramormatized... tram...

- Traumatatata...
- Sorry?

Hold on one second.

This is a digital cellular device,
the latest model featuring

chrome-accented keys numbered 0-9,

as well as an asterisk and hash key.

Traumatized!
An event that might have traumatized me?

No. Why don't you ask your brother?

Guillaume? I'm not speaking to that
antisocial hippy.

This might be the perfect
chance to make amends.

It would make me so happy.

But he's impossible...
He lives like a hobo.

I'll take that.

That too.

What a mess.

Look at that. It's all moldy.

And it stinks!

This dust is disgusting.

Gerard? Clean that.

It's horrendous.

Ah, there it is!

That's mine.

That's mine, too.

That's mine, too.

What are you doing here?

I'm collecting my photo albums.

Childhood memories. It's for my biography.

You broke my door down to come
and steal my materials?

Hang on a minute.

I'm taking what belongs to me.

You can make pictures

with a paintbrush like everyone else.

What would you know about it?

The only thing that moves you about art

is the resale value.

Gérard !

Do something, Gerard!

Nope. Nothing.

Let's see.

Nothing.

What about smells?

Poppy.

Daisy.

Nothing.

Stop it, you.

Come on! Go away!

- Jacques-Alain, that dog is urinating!
- I don't care!

I'm looking for an antelope.

An antiflop. Anti... damn it!

Your antidote. In any case,

I'm getting up early tomorrow

to open a new orphanage
and I cannot sleep in this zoo!

No!

I lied to the board

of directatatata...

This is a woolen ensemble
comprising a matching skirt and jacket

in cured ham pink.

Are you referring to my suit?

Yes. It's a trick my shrink taught me.

To stop me from stammering.

Referring to my Chanel suit as a cured ham

is something your shrink told you to do?

Listen. I was late for the board meeting

and I couldn't tell them
I'd been with my shrink.

So I told them I was visiting you
in hospital

because you broke your tibia
at an orphanage.

Sorry?

Yes darling, I had to say something.
A few days on crutches won't do any harm.

Mom! There's a wild animal
in my room trying to bite me!

That's not a wild animal,
darling, it's a goose.

That's how foie gras is made!

Remember? We ate foie gras
at Christmas with Grandma.

Oh my God!

How are you feeling?

"Never complain, never explain,"
as the English say.

Which in French would be--

I know, Jacques-Alain.

But these rumors about your health
are worrying...

Pierre, I sacrificed everything
to be numble one.

numbabble... num...

This is a packet of 20 cigarettes

rolled with tobacco from Virginia.

Smoking causes cancer

and latest research suggests
that 47.8% of smokers

die prematurely from nicotine abuse.

I sacrificed my life to be
number one in the world.

I cannot abandle.. abandiddle...

It's time.

The dynamic growth trajectory of VLADIS

is expanding
into the international media sector.

And under the direction of our president,

we're going to see stock values
rise significantly.

You have our full confidence. Thank you.

Hello, I'm André Morin, accountant.

Thank you very much.

I have a question for Mr. Marty.

Go ahead, I can try
and answer your question.

Okay.

I've noticed that the debt accumulated
by your investments

is over 13 million euros

more than expected.

Sorry?

I don't know where you got that figure.

I was wondering...

MICROPHONE

I can't hear you.

I'm going up there.

Now's not the time.

It's always time for Mr. Marty.

I can't hear.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

You are the bosses of the VLADIS group.

Sir, if I understand correctly,

you want to know how VLADIS

has deferred certain investments.

Yes.

Take another look at the balance sheets.

On page 541, you'll see
that our publishing branch

is 4 billion euros in credit.

Page 438: our mobile technologies
branch has a turnover

of over 2.6 billion euros.

But, you're correct that on page 495,

we see a deficit of 6 billion euros

of goodwill amortization.
In addition, page 603

details the 4 billion in losses
due to accounting deficits.

If you add these figures together,
it's easy to see that

the value of VLADIS stocks
has more than doubled over two years.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have a dream, that our group,

yes, our group, because
I am only in charge of VLADIS

because you have elected me.

I have a dream in which I see
VLADIS reaching the stars.

I dream of a future

when I can say: You were right
to put your confidence in me.

Nothing can stop us.

Nothing can stand in the way
of our success.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Starting with "I have a dream"
was a bold move.

I'm stunned, Jacques-Alain!

Elisabeth had tears in her eyes!

You know what?

JAM the Killer is here to stay.

35 minus 22... 13... that's right, 13.

Goodwill amortization? Where?

Ok, there's an accounting deficit,
but still...

Hey!

You can't stay here, sir. We're closing.

Of course, sorry.

Where's the exit leading to

Général de Gaulle Avenue?

Exit via door F, over there.

Okay?

Then take corridor G4
to the end and turn left.

Then take stairwell B12
to the second floor.

Then go down half a floor,
take a left then a right,

and after that, straight ahead.
You can't miss it.

You call that a dead man?

I don't get it. He's come back to life.

Let's keep an eye out and stay undercover.

Warn Brickman.

I'll try and convince the bank consortium
to drop them.

Look out, he's coming.

We need more men like you, Mr. Marty.

How is your family, Mr. Marty?

Very well, thank you.

Mr. Marty, I'm a great admirer.

France needs people like you.

Thank you. I'm just trying to do
the best I possibibbly...

Po... Po... Pobbosibly...

I'm sorry, Mr. Marty has a plane to catch.

Thank you very much.

Right, left, right...

Oh no!

Toilets.

Nope, not that way.

Right.

Oh boy...

It's back! I don't undersuss...
undersassasstand.

Stay calm.

Your driver is in the carpark.

We'll go to the party.

We can't feed the rumors.

- Will you be okay?
- Yes.

- Oh! Mr. Marty?
- Yes.

Oh I never expected...
do you recognize me?

You're...

I was the one asking you
questions about figures.

Yes, thank you, sir.
I'm afraid I'm very tired.

Carpark, please.

My family is waiting and I'm
horrendously late.

Horrendously late!

Late, horrendously late!

Hor-ren-dous-ly late!

You're late, I get it.

What are you doing with the buttons?

Oh sorry, I forgot to press
for the carpark.

- P1 or P2?
- P2?

There.

You know, I got the feeling you didn't
quite understand my question.

I was talking about
the 13-million-euro investment...

Yes, initiation...

Speculation... and regulation...
of macro-economic markets.

Taylorization. Unconstitutional.

Scriptural money. Monetary aggregates.

I only really wanted to check
that the figures add up.

Financial disintermediation...

Cultural integration of
interactive processes.

Tell me, Mr...?

Morin. André Morin.

Mr. Morin. Do we know each other?
Have we met before?

No, never.

It's funny, I never forget
a name or a face.

Yet I really have the feeling...

Maybe just now in the toilet?

No, it's more...

I don't know.

I'm sorry to insist, but you still
haven't answered my question

about the investments, Mr. Marty.

Do you know the gross profit

of our waste treatment subsidiary?

- No.
- Find out immediately.

Right. I'll find it.

Dr. Morny! It's Jacques-Alain Marty here.

One second.

I can't believe it!

I was just in the elevator
with a man I've never met before

and I'm not stammering or
sweating anymore. Is that normal?

Someone you've never met?
What did he look like?

Nothing. Really nothing special.

That's interesting. This man
must be connected in some way

to your trauma.

What trauma?

How should I know? You have to find out.

Me? But you're the doctor!

And you're the patient.

You should know that
the only way to find out

why this stranger reassures you
is to stay with him day and night

so he can lead you to your antidote.

Day and night?

Are you joking?

It's a shame you didn't choose
a beautiful, curvaceous woman

with huge boobs and a firm ass?

So I can choose?

I'm joking, Mr. Marty.

Humor is the best therapy for anxiety.

Humor, Mr. Marty, have you heard of it?

Right.

Hilarious.

I found it!

Page 321, I found it!

Great.

Mr. Morin, I have two proposals for you.

Firstly, seeing as you think
I haven't answered your question

and therefore don't know how to do my job,

perhaps you'd like to replace me
as the head of VLADIS?

And the second?

I'd like to invite you to dinner.

Listen, I have to think.

Because replacing you as head of VLADIS

just like that, I'd really need

to sort out a few things.

Maybe we could start with
the dinner. That's more simple.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Are you having a nap or what?

Oh, shall I follow you on my scooter?
Or perhaps we could drop it off?

- What do you have?
- It's a scooter.

Isn't it a bit early for dinner?

Mr. Morin, the world belongs to
those who wake up early

and go to bed early,

and therefore eat early.
Eat early and eat light.

To be a winner like me,
you need a champion's lifestyle.

So you're an accountant?

Yes, in a toy factory.

Ah, that's Louise's passion.

Your wife?

My daughter. My wife's name is Nadine.

And her passion is accounting?

No, toys...

Your wife has a passion for toys?

No, my daughter.

Oh, right.

Sorry, I didn't quite understand.
Which one is passionate about accounting?

Nobody! Nobody in my family
has a passion for accounting!

Do you understand?

Yes, perfectly.

- Hello, sir.
- Hi.

I'd rather keep hold of them, thanks.

I'll take care of them.

Oh... Okay then.

Wait here for me.

My wonderful in-laws! What a surprise.

Nadine didn't say you were coming!

Mom and Dad are here to support me
through this difficult time.

Difficult time, darling?

Fracturing my tibia, remember?

Of course, your tibia.

How awful for someone like you
who's always frolicking around!

That's life.

Ah! I haven't introduced you.
This is one of VLADIS' shareholders

who'll be... who'll be...

Dining with us! Wonderful idea.

No, sadly we have a lot of work to do--

- Come on, Jacques-Alain!
- One more plate.

You and your friend

can try this chicken curry
with coconut milk.

You'll see!

It's delicious, and very healthy indeed.
I'm sure, Mr...?

Morin.

Morin de...?

Morin, just.

Edouard Salanches de Foiry.
Nice to meet you Mr. Morin de Just.

So you'll join us?

Well...

Yes, good idea!

Then let's get to wok!

Do you know what I think, deep down?

It was capitalism

that ruined French aristocracy.

Thank you.

That's why I hate capitalism.

My son-in-law knows my feelings on this.

I certainly do.

I hate capitalism, too.

I'm a Communist.

That doesn't even shock me.

Guillaume, my husband's brother,

is also a Communist.

"Just to piss off Jacques-Alain."

In his words.

My brother isn't a Communist,
he's an alterglobalist.

It's not fashionable to be a Communist.

Now, Mr. Marty--

At the end of the day,
are your political opinions important?

What my husband is trying to say is...

What we'd all love to know is:
who is Mr. André Morin really?

Exactly.

How does he live? What does he like?

What are his passions?
Perhaps Russian literature?

Baroque music? Flemish painting?

My passions are stocks and pollock.

Pardon?

Let me explain.
I like to say stocks and pollock

as a joke.

Because I have two passions.

Stocks: buying and selling,
which I'm sure you're familiar with.

And fishing.

But if I say my passions are
stocks and fishing, nobody finds it funny.

So I say stocks and pollock!

Hilarious.

Right!

Well, Françoise, we'd better go.

I'll see you out.

Thanks for everything, darling.
The dinner was divine.

Thank Kwaï Chang for the curry.

My daughter has her own Thai chef.

Goodbye, comrade!

Watch out for my son-in-law!

Thanks, comrade.

Don't get up! I'll call you.

I'll see you out.

Thanks Jacques-Alain,
but I'm not senile yet.

Of course.

Oh! It's 20 past midnight.

Can you help me
get the scooter from the trunk?

I have quite a way to go.

Absolutely not, Mr. Morin!
You can sleep here.

Sleep here?

Nadine, which room
shall we give to our guest?

For a Communist, I suppose
it'll be the red room.

This is the red room.

The bathroom and toilets are here.

Great.

- Is that alright for you?
- Oh, but...

Aren't there any taps?

It's automatic. You put your hand
underneath and the water comes out.

Like in restaurants.

Yes, like in restaurants.

Do you take tea or coffee in the morning?

It's like being in a hotel!

Like a hotel, but free.

Goodnight, Mr. Morin.

And stop messing with the taps!
You'll break them.

Oh, Mr. Marty?

I drink black coffee in the morning.

Great.

- Without sugar.
- OK.

Thank you.

First I have to wear a cast

and pretend my tibia is in bits,

now I have to wait on a common accountant

who loves trout fishing.

What's next?

Shall we take his whole family
on a camping trip?

Does Mr. Moron have a wife, at least?

Morin, not Moron.

How should I know?

Jacques-Alain?

Nadine, ever since I met him,
I've stopped sweating,

I've stopped stammering and I feel better.

This Morin is like a drug to me.

Alright, good to know.

Mr. Morin is just a big, fat,
walking pill to you.

Well, I'm telling you now
he's a hard pill to swallow.

Oh!

Ouch! The marble.

It's nice, but it's terribly hard.

I'm starting to worry about you!

Nadine! You scared me.

Coming out of Mr. Moron's room at 3 a.m.

Morin, not Moron!

I wasn't in his room, I was just
making sure he was sleeping alright.

If you have alternative plans
for our married life,

I'd like to know about them!

Nadine, this is one of the most
difficult periods of my life.

I'd like you to support me rather than--

Sorry?

Could you keep it down a bit?
I'm trying to sleep.

Yes, of course. We're very sorry.

Thank you!

We were going to bed, right, Nadine?

- Thank you!
- Goodnight!

See you tomorrow.

Wurzel meringue?

Wurzel meringue? Let me think.

Wurzel meringue...

Is that a 19th century Baltic composer?

A Slavic couturier?

Ababab... Wurzel meringue!

Mime it!

A leg of roast lamb?
A leg of tender roast lamb

that you eat in one go?

Wurzel meringue...

Ah! You're asking "where's Morin?"
Your big, fat, walking pill?

Have you tried the medicine cabinet?

Chatting with the bottle of aspirin?

Ferry vunny.

If you're looking for your guest,

I told him to try out the hammam.

Aha!

I thought you'd left!

Is this supposed to be good for you?

Very good.

My wife's masseuse said you were here.

- Leïla?
- Yes.

She's a lovely lady.

I gave her a few stock market tips.

We hit it off right away.

Stock market tips?

Have you looked at the stocks?

No?

I'm very worried.

I'm wondering if it's time
to sell France Télécom.

I think the price is about to drop.

Is it that bad?

Let's have a look.

See?

It's difficult to see with the wet paper.

- I'll leave it here.
- Careful!

I'll just put it here.

You know what, André?

- What?
- You're good for me.

Do you have a wife, Mr. Morin?

- No, I live alone.
- Really?

I was married once.

Really?

Sixteen years. Her name was Odette.

But one day she left... with Simone.

Simone?

Oh my. That must have been tough.

You can say that again.

Especially with Simone. I loved Simone.

She was the only one
who slept in our bedroom.

And there was me thinking
you were the conservative type.

But...

The saddest part is that

Odette and Simone took Bernard with them.

Bernard?

Andrée's husband...

Andrée with an "E". She lives next door.

Oh right. So did he
fall in love with Simone too?

No. But seeing as it was my wife
who took the trout,

he didn't have a choice but to adopt him.

The trout? What trout?

Simone!

She was the most beautiful trout
I've ever caught.

Her eyes, her fins...

A creature I could never
bring myself to eat.

Simone...

I had just built her a beautiful aquarium.

Oh! Okay.

Anyway.

- That was Simone.
- Right.

But, er...

Bernard and Andrée... were they fish too?

No. Simone was the fish.

Of course. Simone was the fish.

The trout.

And Bernard and Andrée,

they're both people.

Yes, they're people.

- Like you and me.
- Right.

Well... people who don't like fish.

Okay.

Nadine, darling.

You know, Morin really does me
a lot of good.

I can see.
But if you don't mind me saying,

you still have a sweat problem.

Oh! No, I just came from the hammam.

Fully clothed?

Yes, we had a nice
hammam session together.

Oh! Excuse me?

I can't find the way back to my room.

Jacques-Alain,

if you want to talk,
you know I'm always here.

Sorry, my room?

Ah!

- Mr. Morin?
- Yes?

Is the SEB a good bet?

How much do you have?

Thirty shares at 130 euros.

Keep hold of them.

Thank you, Mr. Morin.

Don't mention it.

Mr. Morin, I really need your help.

How can I explain...?

Don't worry, I see what's happening.

What? How could you guess?

It wasn't that hard.
I just have to look at you.

With your nervousness,
your clammy hands...

Your deathly complexion,
wrinkled forehead...

You astonish me, Mr. Morin.

We're the same, you know.

In the morning when the stock exchange
opens, we're all very anxious.

What's going to go up,
what's going to go down?

It's our fate.

Of course, I'm no expert.

But I can give you some advice.

All you have to do is call me.

That's good to know...

Only I'm going to need you
around 24 hours a day.

No, 24 hours a day?

I hardly think that'll be possible.

I have the factory, my fish to feed.
I already have a job!

I'm sure we could fix that.

He's shorter in real life.

A short, big boss!

And he's interested in toys now?

No, he's interested in me.

Thank you for the financial support,
Mr. Marty.

Your check will save our factory.

Don't thank me, André.
The check is not a gift.

It's an investment for VLADIS, that's all.

Yes, but...

I got a teddy bear for your daughter.

Oh! How kind.

So, what actually is my new job?

Er... Presidential aide
for a special mission.

From now on, you need to be available
day and night.

I'll need your mobile number.

I don't have a mobile phone.

What the hell

will we do with a toy factory?

Put it under Slovok, the Polish holding.

It doesn't matter, it's a wreck.

Excuse me.

We'll demolish the whole thing
and use the land for something.

Oh, and I've hired their accountant.

Hold on one second.

Prepare a contract with a confidentiality
and availability clause.

I want him with me at all times!

So your accountant's going to sleep
at the foot of your bed?

Jacques-Alain, who is this guy?

A lucky charm? A giant white rabbit?
A human horseshoe?

What the hell is he doing on our team?

Listen, Pierre, do as I say.
I know what I'm doing!

Yes, but...

Jacques-Alain?

I want your best makeover artist.
We need a complete makeover.

Hair, shoes, suit, shirt and tie.

Very well, Mr. Marty.

Same as you have?

No! Whatever he needs.

- Mr. Morin?
- Yes.

Mobile phone.

Excuse me.

Careful! It's brand new.

Allow me to introduce Miss Katsuko,

our best makeover artist.

Sir.

Hello, Mrs. Katsuko.

Yes, Richard!

We need to mobilize
the American pension funds.

Hello? Ja?

Guten Tag.

What's the weather like in Berlin?

No, the press has it wrong again.
They'll be getting a hefty fine!

Gerard, what sort of liquidity
are we looking at?

Si, pronto.

Mr. Marty!

It has no sleeves!

They're on their way!

Goodbye, Mr. Lebrochet.

Goodbye. Oh dear, I think
I left my phone...

I'll bring it to you right away.

I'm counting on you.

Okay. Bye.

Oh! What a coincidence.

Jacques-Alain! You're doing...

Well? Yes, I am!

- Is it this one?
- Yes, that's it.

See you at lunch?

Of course!

See you.

- Look!
- Ah! Nice.

It's perfect.

Mr. Morin, now you've signed
the confidentiality contract,

let's get to work.
So operation sperm whale.

What's operation sperm whale?

It's a code, Mr. Morin.

We're going to catch a big fish.

Except, the sperm whale is not a fish.

- It's a cetacean.
- Aha!

- Are you sure about that?
- Yes...

Enough! We enticed Brickman with SKYNORTH

and he responded as expected.

You showed him the bait
and he bit, as it were.

Exactly, Mr. Morin.

Now it's time for phase two.

A takeover bid for the Brickman Group.

A bid? With what funds?

You're in deep water!

That's not funny, Mr. Morin.

Brickman only owns 6%
of the group he runs.

We're going to attack from all sides.

American pension funds,
European investments...

Brickman's stocks are going to soar.

When he realizes what's happened,

He'll want to buy everything up
to stay in his role.

But he'll have to pay three times more
for his own shares.

He'll fund our acquisition of SKYNORTH.

He'd never do that.

That's why he can't find out.

We'll attack using Stovok,
our Polish subsidiary.

Well, I don't agree.

I don't agree at all.

Sorry?

I'm saying no to Operation Sperm Whale.

I think it's too risky.

This Polish subsidiary business
doesn't seem very legal to me,

and above all, above all,

VLADIS' finances are not at their best.

That's what I want from my associates.
I want them to be able to say "no."

Mr. Morin is absolutely right to say no.
Why?

Why?

Because we still need to convince
one key person

to make sure the sperm whale
gets caught in our net: Lebrochet.

Do you always use fish references
in the world of finance?

Yes, it's a finance thing.

Oh right.

Emma?

That's your phone.

No, it's yours. Mine is in my pocket.

I mean it's your phone ringing.

Oh yes! It's mine.

So answer it!

It's stopped ringing.

It's ringing again!

Give me that.

You have one new message.

Who is it?

Lebrochet is the snake in the aquarium.

Mr. Morin, this isn't your mobile.

You must have taken Lebrochet's
at the tailor!

I didn't do it on purpose!

It's not your fault.

Without realizing,
you've done us a huge favor.

We're going to lunch with the President
of the bank consortium.

But...

Use your badge!

The other side.
Bend down, it has to be flat.

There.

Hop!

You're coming with me to meet Lebrochet.

And what are we going to do?

We're going to reclaim the treasure
that Lebrochet has stolen.

Into the shark-infested waters.

We're going into high finance.

Are you ready? Let's go.

You'll be at a table with your back
to Lebrochet.

But I'll be able to see you.

Give me your phone.

I'll put it on vibrate

and leave it here, right on the table.

When you see "JAM" on the screen,

What's JAM?

Oh right, JAM.

You pick up.
Then you know what you have to say?

Yes.

Let's go fishing, Mr. Morin!

When?

Oh, right!

Hm, JAM.

It says JAM here.

Because I'll call you.

It'll appear when I call you.
That's the point of a phone.

Right! Sorry.

Listen, miss. I'm telling you,

All my contacts have disappeared.

I'm warning you, don't mess with me!

Just over there.

They're waiting for you.

Waitress?

Can I have a fork, please?

I'm going to need a lot of money.

What's "a lot"?

Between 5 and 6 billion.

That's a lot.

VLADIS has already invested a lot.

You're in a considerable amount of debt.

Imagine if the stock exchange commission

were to run an investigation
into your personal finances.

If they looked hard enough,

might they find a personal account

in the Cayman islands, or maybe Luxembourg

containing money transfers from,
say, Brickman?

Have you lost your mind?

The rumors about your health
are completely true.

Do you want to see the proof? Right now?

Take my phone and dial your own number.

Go on!

Dessert, sir?

A dessert?

My doctor would say, "Careful, André!"

Poor man died last month.

It's ringing.

Let's have a look.

JAM
INCOMING CALL

Notice how your phone isn't ringing?

I don't see what that proves.

I'll just have another glass
of apple juice.

JAM
INCOMING CALL

Hello? Who is this?

Hello, this is Mr. Trout.

I don't know a Mr. Trout.

You have what?

My phone? But that's
blatant theft, Mr. Trout.

I could prosecute you.

There's a message from Mr. Brickman.

No need, I can fully imagine

what Mr. Brickman said.

Goodbye.

Thank you.

Lunch is on me, Mr. Lebrochet.

And remember those 6 billion euros!

- We said five.
- Six.

Six...

I thought we said five...

Honestly, Mr. Trout?

I needed a finance code name.

You're always talking about fish,
so I thought why not Trout?

So I was thinking, during lunch.

If Brickman knows about
Operation Sperm Whale,

someone must have told him.

Someone who knew
the name of the operation.

You never cease to amaze me, Mr. Morin.

Yes.

I was thinking the same.

Really?

And as we speak,

Mr. Lebrochet must be trying to contact
his accomplice.

Ah yes!

He's not going to be happy about that.

No...

Certainly not.

He knows everything.

If he reports me to the Commission,
I'm cornered. I'll have to do as he says.

As for you, a withdrawal operation
will probably be necessary.

Noyenville? Your phone.

No, Mr. Lebrochet, we will not back down.

This is Jacques-Alain Marty

Seeing as you like little secrets

and inside information:

André de Noyenville is
no longer with VLADIS.

Oh no!

The number you have dialed
is currently unavailable.

Goodbye, sir.

Well!

That felt really good.

Mr. Morin, you're coming to live with me.

Okay.

Oh, and you can have Noyenville's office.

Okay.

Yes? Do you have something
to add, Elisabeth?

Yes... here. These are Brickman's papers.

Are we going to publish a denial?

A denial is the confirmation of a rumor.

Haven't I told you that?

We need a TV slot and fast!

Ardisson?

More family friendly.

- Drucker?
- Yes. Drucker.

Philip Drucker is perfect.

- No...
- Bernard Drucker.

Michel.

- Michel?
- Yes, it's Michel.

Michel Drucker.

- His name's Michel?
- Yes, Michel Drucker.

I'll just take a few things, Mr. Marty.

Take Mr. Morin's scooter from the trunk.

The scooter!

Will I be able to shake
Mr. Drucker's hand?

Yes.

Of course.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

It's a change from your chateau!

I don't want to boast, but I think
the decoration is quite original.

Ah, yes.

There's a surprise.

Ah!

So?

Ah yes, it's...

Nautical.

Right.

That must be Andrée, my neighbor.

I'll be back, make yourself at home.

Take your time.

- Andrée, hello!
- Hello.

- Guess what?
- What?

I have a new job.

Since this morning,
I'm on a special mission

For who?

Jacques-Alain Marty!

He's here.

I even stayed at his house.

It's like a luxury hotel!
There are no taps in the bathroom.

How do you wash?

It's automatic.

What's automatic?

The taps, Andrée.

So you're abandoning me?
I won't see you again?

Yes, but it's like in restaurants.
Like this, and out it comes!

Or in service stations.

You put your hands in and that's it!

Oh no, his photo fell in!

Andrée.

You have been to a service station?

So there's the... never mind.

In hospitals too, they have those taps.

Let's not talk about taps all night.

What exactly do you do with him?

Er...

I give him stock market tips.

Ah!

But that's just between us.

We don't want any leaks!

What's that?

No!

Don't move! That excites them.

Let go, Gaby! Let go!

They have names?

Get it off!

Gaby!

You're hurting her!

I'm hurting her? She's the one biting me!

Get it off!

Put her in the tank!

Be nice, Gaby! Be nice.

What did you do that for?

Biting the man?

Those awful creatures
have eaten half my arm off!

That reminds me! I have to feed them.

Gaby's still hungry?

That reminds me! I made you tripe
for tonight's dinner.

Tripe? That's my favorite!

Why don't we invite your wife?

- Careful! Thanks.
- Your wife?

Will she have dinner with us?

Yes!

I have a better idea, let's eat at mine.
Never mind.

Never mind what?

Your tripe.

Don't worry, I'll bring it
in a Tupperware.

Ah! Perfect.

I'll get a Tupperware.

Gaby!

No more tricks, Mr. Morin.

Once we get home,
pretend Andrée is your wife.

But her husband ran off with Odette

and Simone, I already told you.

That is not the question...

I'll take that, ma'am.

Thank you.

Just pretend!

My wife has strong principles.

She's waiting.

Okay.

Here you are!

What's that smell?

Did someone walk in dog poop?

What?

I can't smell anything.
Andrée, do you smell something?

No, nothing.

Gerard?

There's an aroma.

An aroma? No it's... awful.

It's not here.

Put your foot down, Gerard! Let's go!

Open the windows!

Oh, how kind! What is it?

Tripe!

Oh, tripe!

I guess the florist was closed.

What a quaint gift!

Jacques-Alain, I have my crutches.

Go and throw that...
I mean, put it in the kitchen.

Be careful.

Twenty minutes on a low heat,
otherwise, the gelatin won't melt.

Delicious.

The gelatin...?

Yes, it gives it a...

Delicious.

Thank you, sir.

Aren't you hungry?

We never eat in the evening.

But it looks exquisite.

Oh, I get it. You don't like tripe.

Don't you like tripe?

What makes you say that?

Quite the contrary.

It's just I had it yesterday
and the day before. I'm taking a break.

I'm the same.
I have to stop myself with tripe.

André? You might not know it yet,

but I sense you have it in you
to build an empire.

You hear, André?

You flatter me, Andrée.

Not at all, André!

If someone had told me one day
I'd sleep in satin sheets...

All thanks to you, André!

Well...

It's only right for a honeymoon.

Stop, André, you're making me blush.

Don't blush too much.

You'll disappear into the decor.

The decoration... because it's red.

The red room, the red dress...

Sorry.

Oh, darling, that's better.

It's not bad, the caviar.

I don't know how long I can stand
having the Butcher family here.

As soon as the SKYNORTH deal goes through,

I'll fix this antidote problem

and bye bye, Mr. Morin!
Until then, he stays.

Is there more caviar?

- I'll do it, you're injured.
- Thanks.

Clear skies and sunny spells
all throughout France.

And now we're joining Jean-Pierre Gaillard

live from the Paris Stock Exchange.

Yes Marc, and it's mostly good news today

with an overall increase in stock values,

with the exception of the VLADIS group,

which has seen a drop of 5.4%
since the market opened this morning.

Mr. Marty! Did you hear the radio?

- What? What happened?
- It's a disaster.

VLADIS stocks dropped 5.4% this morning.

That's just what we want.

What do you mean?

American hedge funds are making
speculative purchases with leverage.

Huh?

We want to buy SKYNORTH.
Brickman also wants to.

Mm?

SKYNORTH shareholders
want to sell at best price.

Speculation = SKYNORTH goes up.

SKYNORTH more expensive.

VLADIS stocks down.

We attack Brickman.

Brickman stocks up!

Brickman angry, Brickman buy back.

We take money, we buy SKYNORTH!

You understand now?

Me want coffee.

You serve yourself.

We buy! We take much money.

This because of the Americans.
You no can understand.

Stop fidgeting! I can't do it.

Me go toilet. Me drink too much coffee.

Let's go, Morin! We're late!
Drucker is waiting for us.

Just going to the toilet...

You can go at the studio!

What a fascinating life our husbands have.

Can you drive?

I have a license.
But I haven't driven since...

Well, you better get practicing.

I asked them to film on your good side.

- And I told--
- I told.

Comms is my job, thanks.

I told production

not to ask any questions
about Operation Sperm Whale.

Since this evil genius Noyenville left us,

Elisabeth seems to be shining.

Where are you going, Morin?

To the bathroom.

Live in two, Mr. Marty.

Okay, thanks!

You can't go now.

Please, make an effort.

Morin.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome!

On today's show, I'm delighted
to introduce a businessman,

and one of the great drivers
behind French industry,

Jacques-Alain Marty.

Jacques-Alain, welcome and thank you
for accepting our invitation.

Thank you.

You're the first big businessman
we've had on since the show started.

It's an honor, thank you very much.

So you've been in charge
of the VLADIS group for five years.

How are things going?

I have to say things are going well.

The objectives we've set,

we've met, and even gone beyond.

We're now on track to become

number one in the audiovisual sector.

And not only in Europe.

- Hello!
- Hello!

What is it, Nadine? Don't you have a TV?

We have 14.

But I thought it'd be nice to come here

so we can watch Jacques-Alain together.

I need to speak to you. It's urgent.

Allow me to introduce Andrée,
who is the wife of

André, one of Jacques-Alain's employees.

No, my husband is actually a shareholder--

I want to watch this.

Ah, sorry.

Let's say hello to your mom,

who I believe is watching from home
and is a fan of the show.

- Yes.
- She must be proud!

He's talking about you!

Do you know Michel Drucker?

He's good on the TV, isn't he?

Well, it is his job.

I'm talking about my son, not Mr. Drucker.

Ah. Yes, he's a handsome man.

He looks a lot like you.

Thank you.

Take a seat.

Thank you.

I had a happy childhood
thanks to my wonderful parents.

So for those who are watching today

who want to know what
a businessman's life is like,

describe a day in the life of CEO

Jacques-Alain Marty, JAM to friends.

It's true that some people call me that.

The day in the life of a CEO

looks a lot like that
of many French people

Who herk ward.

Who... who... furk hard.

That is a navy blue vest, 100% pure wool

with white pin stripes.

I also think it's important to think

about any blind people
who are tuning into the show.

It's good to take a moment
to describe the decor.

This is getting weird.

We're now going to listen to a song
you've chosen.

We're now going to hear
l'Amicale des Cors de Chasse.

That's a surprise.
Do you like choir music?

Yes.

Excuse me, sir?

I think we've met...

Yes?

I'm looking for the toilet.

It's simple.

At the end of the corridor take a left,

then right, then right again,

then left,

straight ahead, third door on the right.

Straight ahead

Corridor, left, right, right, right...

left, door on the right.

Okay.

Moree?

Whirr Moree...?

I don't...

Moree... Mor...

Ah! Morin.

Morin? Where is Morin?

- Exactly.
- Morin!

Morin!

My smurf...

- Did you find him?
- No, I...

I don't understand.

Go and look for him.

One minute until we go live.

- Nothing. You?
- Nothing.

Sorry!

Thirty seconds.

What the hell is he doing?

We're going in the... in the...

There, it's not...

Morin!

What the hell are you doing, Morin?

- Let's go.
- Go where?

You wanted to meet Drucker!

I need to use the bathroom.

It's too late.

Here!

And get this. They eat tripe!

Oh!

I can't stand it anymore.

So you need to help us understand
why this man

is the "antidote"
so we can put a stop to this.

Look! André's on the TV!

Coming!

André Morin. In two words, describe

your friend, Jacques-Alain Marty.

In two words?

In two words: stocks and pollock.

Sorry?

Let me explain.
"Stocks," I'm sure you know,

is buying and selling shares.

And pollock? "Pollock" refers to fishing.

But stocks...

Excuse me. Stocks is like fishing, too.

You know, the world of finance

Is like an ocean, glistening with pollock.

But there are also lots of sharks.

He's not wrong!

Are you familiar with fishing,
Mr. Drucker?

A little bit, I guess.

It's very simple.

If you want to catch a small fish,

you take a little worm

to use for bait.

If you want to catch a big fish,

You use the little fish as bait.

Th one you caught with the little worm.

And...

You get it?

Fishing is all about the bait.

And in finance, it's the same thing.

That makes sense!

The world of finance in two minutes.

- Two minutes.
- Thanks a lot!

Cup of tea, darling?

Oh, yes.

The whole team is really happy.

The director loved Mr. Morin's
contribution. It was...

Metaphorical, I know.

And you, Pierre?

Mr. Morin was effective,
direct, sincere...

The audience loved seeing someone
explain finance

in simple, human terms.

Yes.

Morin, they loved you!
Come on, let's celebrate at home.

Morin?

Where is he now?

Gone to pee, I think.

Does he have to?

It's very good.

But what are they doing?

Nadine isn't answering her phone.

My mom said they left over an hour ago...

My mom really liked you.

Really? That's kind--

Hello?

Mr. Marty, I'm sorry.
I don't think there's hope.

- You killed my wife?
- No, I was talking about the car.

I don't care about the car! What happened?

The front is completely smashed up!

No, my wife! What about my wife?

Oh sorry... she just fractured her tibia.

Ah, that's okay.
She must be used to it by now.

It's okay.

Are you okay, darling?

It's the second time...

Are you in pain?

- May I speak with you, sir?
- Yes, of course.

I'll be right back, darling.

Just a quick question.

All of our staff are rather curious...

Why is your wife wearing a cast on her leg

when there's absolutely
nothing wrong with it?

Thank God it went well with Drucker,

otherwise, this would have been
the worst day ever.

Has your wife, your friend, gone to bed?

Yes. She sends her apologies.
I'm very sorry, Mr. Marty.

A drink to drown your sorrows?

No, I have a headache.

Really?

Stay there, I'll fetch some aspirin.

Thank you. In the corridor
on the first floor,

there's a Louis XV console table.
Top drawer.

Okay. Louis XV!

Okay.

Louis XV...

It's gilded, Louis XV...

There are three of them! Louis XV...

There's nothing written on them.

Gilded... that one.

Ah!

Mr. Marty?

Thank you.

Ah.

Would you mind leaving me?
I'd like to be alone.

Of course.

- Good night!
- Good night.

- Mr. Marty?
- Yeah?

Good night!

Yes, good night.

There's been a seismic shift
in the stock market this morning

with VLADIS shares, which dropped over 8%

yesterday, plummeting
a further 7% since opening this morning.

Oh, crap!

Meanwhile, SKYNORTH stocks

have risen 20%,

and there is concern that
Jacques-Alain Marty

will struggle to come up with his funds,
given the debt his group is in.

- Oh!
- Oh, sorry.

Is he not here?

- No, he isn't here.
- He isn't here.

Mr. Marty! Mr. Marty!

Mr. Marty!

Mr. Marty! Don't tell me
it's fine this time!

I don't believe you anymore!

He's sleeping.

Mr. Marty?

Shit!

No!

You killed my husband!

- No, Mrs. Marty, wait!
- Call the police!

Mrs. Marty...

- Hello?
- Jacques-Alain, it's Pierre.

This is urgent!

Ah yes, hello, Mr. Verneuil.

It's not Jacques-Alain, it's André.

Jacque Alain is sleeping.
I can't wake him up!

Listen. Mr. Marty?

It's impossible.

André, we're at the precipice
of an apocalyptic disaster.

I heard the news on the radio...

We need to come up with a strategy.

A strategy?

Come here and we'll do a briefing.

- I'm coming right away.
- See you then.

It's him! He killed my husband!

Well done! It was about time.

If I may say...

You're all crazy!

I didn't kill anyone,
I just cut myself shaving!

Mr. Marty is just sleeping!

Listen, he's snoring.

Oh, yes.

You'll see, he'll do it again.

He's purring.

I told you!

Professor!

My husband won't wake up.

And what happened to you?

It's nothing!

No, Gerard, I feel awkward.
I'd rather sit in the front.

Please just humor me.

Are you sure?

It's not every day I drive
someone I admire.

So what's the strategy? What does JAM say?

The strategy is... oops! Sorry.

Stocks have plummeted 15%,

the commission's on our case,

shareholders are mad

and the journalists are after us.

So what the hell

is the god-damned strategy?

The strategy is,

we're not buying SKYNORTH.

- Sorry?
- I said we're not buying SKYNORTH anymore.

It's too expensive.

Jacques-Alain said that?

Pierre!

You need to go.
I can't hold the journalists much longer.

Right. You can answer their questions.

Okay.

You're good on TV.

Really? That's kind.

Say as little as possible.

Reassure them, but be vague.

And use simple metaphors!

Simple.

Sorry?

Don't cry, give us a smile!

Daddy's fine, he's just
having a nice long sleep.

Don't talk to me as if I were stupid.

Louise! That's no way
to talk to the professor.

Go to your room, darling.
Grandma's coming to give you a hug.

He seems to have taken Stripsanrenol.

It's a powerful tranquilizer.

He could be asleep for a whole day.

Louise? It's Grandma.

That fat man tried to kill Daddy!

I know it.

Don't be silly, darling.
What did you do to that poor bear?

It's one-eyed Bobby.

Bobby? Let me see.

Oh my... Where did you get this?

The fat man gave him to me.

The bear is ugly, just like him.

What emergency measures
will you be taking?

In certain circumstances,

it's better to be a minnow than a pike.

The minnow escapes through
the holes in the net.

Does that mean you'll be launching
an operation

to clean up the VLADIS accounts?

I think it's time to clean the aquarium.

To take out the dead fish

and prevent them from poisoning the water.

It'll be called Operation Minnow.

Morin? What's he doing?

What are you doing here?

- Jacques-Alain.
- Yes?

Darling, you're awake.

Mom?

Look, Jacques-Alain, it's Bobby!

Good night!

Bobby is Morin!

The antidote is Bobby!

Your favorite childhood toy!

We lost him and you cried for months.

The bear was based on Morin.

That's it!

He has the same face as Meringue!

As Norman! It's wot nerking.

I'm stimmerong. Stermaring.

Calm down, of course this one won't work.

We need to find the real Bobby,
the one from your childhood.

In the meantime, Jacques Alain,

with a bit of this, you'll be on fire!

That's all. Thank you.

Grazie! Grazie!

See? VLADIS is up 3%.

Yes.

That's a good start, isn't it?

That was unexpected.

- Cigar?
- Okay, a little one.

I only have big ones.

Jacques-Alain!

You, get out.

Can one of you explain
what Operation Minnow is?

We applied your strategy.
We withdrew from the SKYNORTH bid.

The stocks have already risen 3%.

We thought we'd wait for
you to tell Brickman.

Do you want me to fire you
like I did that traitor, Noyenville?

Jacques-Alain, that's going a bit far...

Jacques-Alain, I...

Get out.

Get out of my office!

You, stay there.

So, Morin. You've taken my place.

No.

I'm taking the place of all the small
shareholders you're about to bankrupt.

Can I remind you that
I saved your toy factory?

Without me, you'd be in the streets.

And yet,

it's because of people like you
that small factories go under each day.

Ah, yes.

That's capitalism. I didn't invent it.

An ocean glistening with pollock
but also full of sharks.

I know.

But some people just want
to live a quiet life by the shore.

And I'm one of them.

So go! I don't need you anymore, Morin.

I found another way to solve my problems.

Ah.

You're fired.

Okay.

- Mr. Marty?
- Yes?

The Chair of the Board called.

He wants to call an emergency meeting.

- When?
- In 30 minutes.

Morin!

If you don't stay?

You'll fire me?

You're 15 minutes late.

You're never on time.

My wife broke her other leg,
but I can explain.

Operation Sperm Whale failed
because of Mr. Morin.

Ah.

You mean thanks to Mr. Morin?

Ah, yes.

Now we want explanations.

Explanations?

Yes please, Jacques-Alain.

We know you're a strategic thinker,
but this time we're astounded.

Brickman made a takeover bid.
And we made 6 billion euros.

He went bankrupt buying SKYNORTH.

Congratulations, Jacques-Alain.

But how did you know SKYNORTH
was going down

for rigging their accounts
two hours after the markets closed?

Instinct.

Here. I prepared a little memo

for my project to revamp
the old toy factory.

If you'd like to take a look.

Wait, Morin, what's this?

Bobby... It's Bobby!

Sorry, Jacques-Alain?

My Bobby.

Right, follow me.

Wait here, I'll only be a minute.

Yes, but...

Guillaume?

Guillaume?

Are you crazy?

You can't shoot your brother!

Are you here for the bear?

What?

Bear? What bear?

Mom told me.

Yes, it was me who stole your bear.
I saved his life!

The bear that Dad gave us for Christmas.

You tortured him! You even sold him!

You were always like this!

Look, I'll give you whatever you want!
Name your price.

I don't want your filthy stinking money!

You're sick because you tried
to bury your childhood.

You've become a monster!

Ah!

And you think becoming a hitman
is a better job?

What are you doing, Guillaume?

Don't make any sudden movements.

Bobby is my bear.

If you don't give him back,
I'm done for, Guillaume.

I'm a bastard.

I know.

No. Say it: "I'm a bastard."

I... I'm a...

Louder!

- I'm a bastard.
- Louder!

Bastard!

Go to hell with your bear.

Bobby! It's my Bobby.

Mr. Marty!

- What's he doing?
- I don't know.

What? You're better?

So can I throw his wife out?

I have to go, love you!

Look!

Ah! It suits you very well.

It's a bit pink for me.

It's not pink!

It's cured ham.
It matches your complexion.

Thank you!

Speaking of cured ham,

I bought pork sausages for dinner.

That's lovely!

You can have them with your husband.

You don't like sausage?

I love it! But you're going home, Andrée.

Bye!

Bye, Andrée!

Jacques-Alain?

Jacques-Alain?

I'll bring you to the office.

Daddy has a very big office.

And we'll go on vacation.

In a private jet. We can go clubbing.

What do you think?

We'll never be apart again.

Who are you talking to?

Nadine! Aren't you asleep?

You're talking to the bear?

Of course not!

My bear...

You look sexy in that nightdress.

Is it new?

You still have trouble moving around.

What's he doing there?

What?

The bear? I asked you to throw him out.

Don't speak to me like that,
you little rascal!

Don't speak to me like that!

OK, little madam.

I'll put him in the trash. Adios!

Gerard!

- Yes, Josy?
- Put this in the trash.

- Now?
- Right now!

OK. Right away.

Some kids are so spoilt.

I'd like to throw the whole family
in the trash.

Darling?

Did you sleep well?

If you call that sleeping, yes.

Don't you want to come back to bed?

Good idea.

What did you do with André?

He's going back to his norman fife.

His f... f... formal knife!

His... his... awful strife!
N... n... n...

Bobby

But the...

Norfi !

- A bear?
- Yes!

It's in the trash.

In the... But why?

Forks! Where have you put the forks ...

That way!

Aha!

Trop that stuck!

Stock that trup!

Trock that stup!

Stop! Bobby!

Trop that stuck!

Please! Stop!

It's not as big...

Okay. I'll cut it.

It crumbles a bit.

It was intentional.

Yes, they have that size for us.

There, that was further.

Andrée, turn it down,
please a little.

Okay, I'm throwing the bait.

Thank you.

What a workout!

Good we started early.

That's why I play cards.

There are no cards here.

You have to pierce them!

Pierce what?

The sausages! To get the juices out.

Ah!

No.

- What are you doing?
- Piercing them!

Not the pork sausages! They'll fall apart.

It's like tripe, you have to be gentle.

Wait there.

Give me that.

Shall I cut the bread?
I know how to do that.

Yes, good idea.

What's he doing?

He's throwing spherical objects...

into the water.

No, stop! You'll frighten them.

Okay.

Alright, André.

I have a proposal for you.

Take Andrée, Monique, Gaby,

Simone, the whole menagerie,
and come and live with us.

Oh! Well, why not?

In that case, I'd like to have
the green room.

The one at the end of the hallway.

Of course! Take the blue one as well.

In that case, I'll have a think,

and we can discuss it.

Okay.

I'm throwing the bait.

And when are we launching
the wooden toy shop?

Tomorrow!

We'll launch the project
and I'll convince the investors.

All okay, darling? Isn't this nice?

It's heavenly, Jacques-Alain. Heavenly.

Action!

I did a...

With Simone?

With Simone.

I have a long way to go.

Out of the question! You can sleep here.

I insist.

Sleep here...

Shall I do it like that?

With this angry walk?

Action!

They're all idiots.

- They're all idiots.
- You said it!

That's tea.

Ah! Can I have a coffee?

Ah, a coffee!

Josy! Rosy! A coffee. Exactly. A coffee.

Action!

A huge fish. A fundamental fish.
I don't know what I'm saying.

- The pike.
- Cut!

They work hard to... to be ...

You haven't done puppet for children?

Because...

You're beating me up.

Unbe... Unbelievable.

Put your foot down.

This is as fast as I can go.

You no longer feel anything.

How's the gelatin?

Some bread for the gelatin sauce?

Good night!

Silence, it's spinning!

Before he can...

Here I am.

My chravatte.

- His chravatte.
- My chravatte.

Ah ! Jacques-Alain.

You, out.

Trop that stuck!

Stop!

Perfect.

Cut!

Subtitle translation by: Holly James