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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:30,318 And in we go. Boom! Boom! And this goes like that. 2 00:01:30,611 --> 00:01:33,550 Okay, catch ya later. See ya around. 3 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,747 - Can I have a dream? - A dream? Absolutely not. 4 00:01:36,832 --> 00:01:39,990 - It's too late, buddy. - Please! Please, please, please... 5 00:01:40,074 --> 00:01:44,359 Nope. There's nothing I can do, I'm off the clock. Get a union guy. 6 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:49,188 Alright, alright, big sulk. 7 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,004 I'll give you a dream. Here we go. Ready? 8 00:01:52,088 --> 00:01:53,445 Yeah. 9 00:01:56,095 --> 00:01:58,054 Um... 10 00:01:58,555 --> 00:02:00,681 so it's a full moon, 11 00:02:00,766 --> 00:02:04,414 and a gang of vampires... 12 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,793 are stalking throughout the graveyard, 13 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,526 and all you have is a little wooden stake. 14 00:02:14,405 --> 00:02:17,408 It's gonna be super dangerous. 15 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,475 It's gonna be super scary. 16 00:02:23,288 --> 00:02:28,251 But not, like, so scary that you come and you wake up Mom and Dad. 17 00:02:29,628 --> 00:02:32,463 And you're gonna be surrounded 18 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:35,362 by sexy ladies. 19 00:02:37,219 --> 00:02:39,972 - You ready? - Yeah. 20 00:02:54,778 --> 00:02:56,676 Tell me how it is. 21 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,397 Go on. 22 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,532 Oscar, your father and I have something to tell you. 23 00:03:41,617 --> 00:03:44,200 "Your father"? No. Don't say your father. Your father has nothing... 24 00:03:44,284 --> 00:03:47,669 - You said we could do it now. - Yeah, I said give him the hamster now. 25 00:03:47,753 --> 00:03:51,239 Don't tell him that and then take it away from him. Your mother's leaving us. 26 00:03:52,182 --> 00:03:54,598 Peter, don't confuse him. We need to be honest. 27 00:03:54,683 --> 00:03:56,589 What? I'm being more honest with him than you are. 28 00:03:56,673 --> 00:03:59,239 Skeet, I'm not leaving you! 29 00:04:26,264 --> 00:04:29,686 It's okay. It's okay. 30 00:04:39,049 --> 00:04:42,885 - What's wrong? - I'm scared. 31 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:47,557 - What're you scared of? - They are so loud. 32 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:50,080 I don't want to have to move. 33 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,791 What're you doing? 34 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,314 Sometimes, when I feel threatened, 35 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:59,552 I gather comfort food and store it in my cheek pouches. 36 00:04:59,636 --> 00:05:04,386 This way, no matter where I wake up, I don't have to go out and find food. 37 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:08,244 It's already there. Already in my mouth. 38 00:05:08,746 --> 00:05:11,289 Are you okay? 39 00:05:11,373 --> 00:05:13,400 I'm scared too. 40 00:05:13,485 --> 00:05:16,065 Would you like a pellet? 41 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,163 How about some company? 42 00:06:34,039 --> 00:06:36,582 Skeet, let go. 43 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,814 Please? 44 00:06:41,123 --> 00:06:42,616 Just... 45 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:03,203 I'm not leaving you, okay? You'll be with me every second week. 46 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:19,001 I'm sorry. 47 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:42,753 Hey. Hey, hey, come here. 48 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:48,405 Come here. Look, look, it's okay. It's okay. We're going to be good. 49 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:16,866 - What's your name? - Um... how about... Buffy? 50 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,848 Where are you taking me? 51 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,240 It's totally true. I swear to God. 52 00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:35,668 - Hey, buddy, what's that on your nails? - Anna. 53 00:08:35,753 --> 00:08:37,394 - What? - Oh, my God, see? 54 00:08:37,478 --> 00:08:39,000 - Leave him alone. - What? 55 00:08:39,084 --> 00:08:42,886 Well, when boys check their nails, they're supposed to hold their hand in a claw, 56 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:46,294 like this. But if you check your nails from behind 57 00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:48,286 it means you're probably gonna grow up to be gay. 58 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:51,844 - Jesus, Anna! - What? It's not a big deal. 59 00:08:56,426 --> 00:08:59,517 - Give it back! - What do you got there, buddy? 60 00:08:59,601 --> 00:09:04,418 - Boys, he's got a diary! - Look, Buffy. I think he needs our help. 61 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,371 - Leave me alone! - Where are you going? 62 00:09:08,455 --> 00:09:11,405 - Leave me alone! - We want to talk to you! 63 00:09:21,915 --> 00:09:23,937 - Just be cool, alright? - Fuck... 64 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,960 Fuck you! 65 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:28,212 Back off! 66 00:09:28,297 --> 00:09:31,215 Don't touch me, I will fucking hurt you. 67 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:35,254 Stop it! 68 00:09:46,289 --> 00:09:48,106 Harder, harder! 69 00:09:50,602 --> 00:09:52,761 He's crying. 70 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,618 Do something. Help him. 71 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,498 Come on, let's go! Let's go! 72 00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:26,497 Cloudy and wet drizzle all the way across the island... 73 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:29,020 Nothing too surprising there. 74 00:11:29,781 --> 00:11:32,591 A 16-year-old student has been violently assaulted 75 00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:34,547 behind Bishop Fleming School. 76 00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:39,177 RCMP are reporting that the hate-crime victim is paralyzed from the waist down. 77 00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:43,348 Police are asking anyone with more information to please contact Crime Stoppers. 78 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:47,143 - I'm Lisa Wiseman, reporting for... - Why did they do that to him? 79 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,948 Hmm? Do what? 80 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,210 Put a metal rod up his bum. 81 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:56,048 What? Jesus! Where did you hear that? 82 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,760 Uh... 83 00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:06,538 Well, he's gay. 84 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,751 That's why I keep telling ya, you gotta get rid of this hair, buddy. 85 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,166 You can do it, buddy! 86 00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:12,218 Don't be a wimp. 87 00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:17,667 Hey, are you gonna finish this or what? 88 00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:20,674 If we don't make it to fourth period I'm not going at all. 89 00:13:21,405 --> 00:13:25,179 Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. 90 00:13:35,784 --> 00:13:38,588 How many more of these do I have to do? - Just one more. 91 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:42,602 Oh, thank God! If I have to wash any more glycerin out of my bra, 92 00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:45,656 you're the one that's going to be cleaning it. 93 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,170 Almost done. Just have to set it. 94 00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:50,679 Close your eyes. 95 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,316 - You too. - Don't tell me what to do! 96 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,240 Big breath! 97 00:13:55,908 --> 00:13:57,721 Mm. 98 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:04,249 It's good. Just let me get my camera, then we should go. 99 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:08,409 Oh, yeah, right. I'm not the only one going to school looking like this. 100 00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:15,273 Embarrassing number of unsolicited nude photos 101 00:14:15,358 --> 00:14:17,470 sent between students at our school. 102 00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:21,370 We understand that adolescence is a very fertile time, 103 00:14:21,454 --> 00:14:26,454 so today we're going to discuss some traditional methods of showing affection. 104 00:14:30,985 --> 00:14:35,009 And back... head back a little bit more? There we go. 105 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,699 Yeah, that's good. Play with your hair. 106 00:14:37,783 --> 00:14:40,611 - Like that? - But... 107 00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:43,789 - a little more sexy. - What? A little more sexy? 108 00:14:43,874 --> 00:14:46,499 - A little... - Okay, I'm trying! Jesus. Okay. 109 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,391 - Should I lose a button? - No, no, no. 110 00:14:53,466 --> 00:14:56,580 - I think we got it. - Oh, yeah? Can I see? 111 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,326 Mm-hmm. So hot. 112 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:03,485 Oh... I'm such a slut. Ah! 113 00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:08,521 Oh, I almost forgot, I found us a shithole apartment in Brooklyn 114 00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:11,505 - that's almost in our price range. - Mm-hmm. 115 00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:19,887 - Oh, that's... that's awesome. - Yeah. 116 00:15:19,971 --> 00:15:22,598 - Is that a garbage chute? - Oh, no... that's a bedroom. 117 00:15:22,682 --> 00:15:24,991 Okay. Weird. 118 00:15:38,427 --> 00:15:41,012 Sorry, I don't know why... 119 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,403 - I know we're like... - No, it's okay. I'm... 120 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:53,640 Here, uh... come on over and I can take those off. 121 00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:13,984 - Peter! - Oh, hey, Gem, I didn't see you there. 122 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,809 Customers are confused, disoriented, 123 00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:23,677 weak-willed, so all you have to say is, 124 00:17:23,762 --> 00:17:27,243 "That's a nice one." Just say it with me. 125 00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:29,475 That's a nice one. 126 00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:31,894 Do one by yourself. 127 00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:36,336 - That's a nice one. - Yeah. You're gonna have to work on that. 128 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:39,610 Okay. So, the second one is a little bit trickier. 129 00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:42,008 Whatever it is they're holding, observe the merchandise 130 00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:46,096 and then try to find some kind of positive statement to say about it, 131 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:50,375 like, "That looks like a very cooling fan," or... 132 00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:54,562 "That'll really compliment your crown mouldings." 133 00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:58,066 - Get it? - Yeah, I think I get it. 134 00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:02,144 Good. Okay, let's have a go. 135 00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:12,080 That's a nice one. 136 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:16,292 It has really good... um, pressure. 137 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,297 What's the difference between the two? 138 00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:26,730 That's... a nice one. 139 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,836 Fuck... 140 00:18:41,902 --> 00:18:45,196 Hey, can I borrow your shirt? I forgot mine. 141 00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:48,345 It might be kind of sweaty now. 142 00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,681 Do you perspire a lot? 143 00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:55,311 Not a lot, I mean, I've just been moving boxes all day, so probably more than... 144 00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:59,711 That's alright. I've worn much worse. 145 00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:02,048 Yeah. Go ahead. 146 00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:17,979 Thanks. 147 00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:22,005 - I'm Oscar. - Me too. 148 00:19:32,662 --> 00:19:35,406 Ooh, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, 149 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,541 don't look down, don't look down. 150 00:19:40,461 --> 00:19:43,522 Oscar, listen, I know what happened last time, but I really think 151 00:19:43,607 --> 00:19:47,738 it would be a good idea for me to give the traveling plastic ball another shot. 152 00:19:49,074 --> 00:19:51,221 What is that? 153 00:19:51,722 --> 00:19:54,933 - What is what? - There is something different about you. 154 00:19:55,017 --> 00:19:56,601 Nothing different about me. 155 00:19:56,686 --> 00:20:01,189 Oh, it's, um, an energy thing. You look, um... happier. 156 00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:06,131 - I am not happy. - Oh, my God, Oscar! You are in love! 157 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,997 - You've been watching too many soap operas! - Who is it and when can I meet them? 158 00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:12,534 I'm not in love, you're insane. 159 00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:16,846 You can't lie to me, Oscar. I'm your spirit animal. 160 00:20:17,764 --> 00:20:20,803 What are you doing? What are you... Oh! 161 00:20:58,977 --> 00:21:01,443 Hey. Um... 162 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:04,730 - So... - Oh, amazing, thank you! 163 00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:07,557 I mean, I don't know... I can do whatever you want, I didn't know... 164 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,143 No, no, this is perfect for my final shoot with Gemma. 165 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,167 Yeah? When does your dear old dad get to take a look-see? 166 00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:17,973 Not yet, I have to finish the branding for the application first. 167 00:21:20,749 --> 00:21:24,272 Okay, alright. Don't poke your eye out. 168 00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:27,288 Hey! Clean that cage! 169 00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:39,579 Oh, Oscar, can you do me a favor? 170 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,164 Depends... 171 00:21:41,248 --> 00:21:45,147 Could you please build me one of these elevators for my cage? 172 00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:50,350 - Are you trying to escape too? - The fear factor excites me. 173 00:21:50,987 --> 00:21:52,947 Mm-hmm. 174 00:21:56,552 --> 00:22:00,167 - Stop! What are you doing? - I'm cleaning your cage. 175 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,728 I can clean it myself. I'm not a child. 176 00:22:04,543 --> 00:22:06,707 Okay, your highness. 177 00:22:26,481 --> 00:22:29,066 Did you remember your camera? 178 00:22:29,151 --> 00:22:32,327 Okay, good. Oh, can you do my headshot before you cover me in goo? 179 00:22:32,411 --> 00:22:35,823 - I wanna look somewhat presentable. - You can try. 180 00:22:36,741 --> 00:22:39,660 So who's Yves Saint Laurent over there? 181 00:22:40,057 --> 00:22:43,854 Oh, he's, um, some guy from work, I think his name's Wilder. 182 00:22:43,938 --> 00:22:46,548 - Heard he moved here for the summer. - Oh, figures. 183 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:50,921 Couldn't be from around here with that jawline. What's his background? 184 00:22:51,006 --> 00:22:53,987 How am I supposed to know? I don't know anything about him. 185 00:22:58,326 --> 00:23:00,577 Thanks for the shirt. 186 00:23:00,661 --> 00:23:02,601 Hi. 187 00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:09,377 Uh... he had to borrow my shirt. 188 00:23:09,983 --> 00:23:11,901 Oh. 189 00:23:13,921 --> 00:23:16,218 Oh. 190 00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:23,737 - Just turn a little... - Like this? Yeah. That? 191 00:23:23,822 --> 00:23:25,654 - You're slaying a sea monster. - I hate you! 192 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,590 A sea monster is going to jump out of that water and you have to kill it! 193 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,605 - Out of that water? - That's your motivation. 194 00:23:30,689 --> 00:23:32,546 - Ready? - Like that? 195 00:23:32,631 --> 00:23:34,444 Yes, perfect. 196 00:23:36,343 --> 00:23:38,698 So is he into you? 197 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,667 I don't think so. 198 00:23:40,751 --> 00:23:44,808 I don't know, there was something about the way that he was looking at you. 199 00:23:44,893 --> 00:23:48,405 - He was wearing sunglasses. - You know, you should try being more aloof. 200 00:23:48,489 --> 00:23:51,802 I feel like you're always just a little bit too eager when you first meet someone. 201 00:23:51,886 --> 00:23:54,483 - It's kind of a turn off. - Fuck you. 202 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,874 Just trying to help. 203 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,762 Oh, yeah, camera loves you. 204 00:24:02,077 --> 00:24:06,247 - Thanks for doing this. - Just don't forget me when you're famous. 205 00:24:07,374 --> 00:24:09,800 So when do you find out about New York? 206 00:24:09,885 --> 00:24:12,351 Uh, sometime in the next couple of months I guess? 207 00:24:12,435 --> 00:24:16,425 Okay, good, because my dad just put down first and last month's rent 208 00:24:16,510 --> 00:24:20,448 on that flea-bag Brooklyn apartment last night, and the garbage chute is yours 209 00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:24,077 - if you want it. - Fuck you! No way, that's awesome! 210 00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:26,747 Roommates. Wow. 211 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:31,480 Do you think you're going to be able to stop yourself from making out with me? 212 00:24:31,565 --> 00:24:33,532 Fuck you! 213 00:24:33,617 --> 00:24:37,163 No! No! No! No more! No more! 214 00:24:37,247 --> 00:24:39,707 No more. No more. 215 00:24:40,553 --> 00:24:42,722 Okay, one more. 216 00:24:52,335 --> 00:24:55,212 What did you get on your last math test? 217 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:59,112 - 100? - But it was just a multiplication test. 218 00:24:59,196 --> 00:25:01,010 - Wow! - That should go on the fridge. 219 00:25:01,094 --> 00:25:04,594 For sure. I don't think I ever got 100 on a math test. 220 00:25:11,938 --> 00:25:14,961 I'm 18. I don't need to be tucked in. 221 00:25:15,358 --> 00:25:18,190 I wasn't gonna ask, but, um... 222 00:25:20,426 --> 00:25:24,304 This may seem a bit weird, do you remember that fur hat 223 00:25:24,388 --> 00:25:28,157 - I used to wear when you were a kid? - Nope. 224 00:25:28,501 --> 00:25:31,895 Well, your father says he can't find it but I know it's there. 225 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:36,327 It would mean a lot to have it back. It was Nan's. 226 00:25:42,928 --> 00:25:45,742 I'm sorry. Never mind. 227 00:25:46,452 --> 00:25:48,663 Good night, Skeet. 228 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,735 Later, klepto. 229 00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:03,161 There we go. 230 00:28:06,634 --> 00:28:08,239 Ugh. 231 00:28:08,323 --> 00:28:10,596 Jesus Christ! 232 00:28:22,128 --> 00:28:24,986 Come here. Come here, you little fucker. 233 00:28:27,259 --> 00:28:29,156 Okay. 234 00:28:56,163 --> 00:28:57,852 Mm. 235 00:29:17,684 --> 00:29:19,456 Hey... 236 00:29:19,978 --> 00:29:22,279 - I want you. - Your charming, lovable... 237 00:29:22,364 --> 00:29:24,085 - ...handsome father is... - What? 238 00:29:24,170 --> 00:29:27,860 - ...waiting for you at the front of the store. - I think someone wants you. 239 00:29:27,944 --> 00:29:31,134 Oscar Madly, please come to the front of the store. Oscar Madly. 240 00:29:31,218 --> 00:29:32,969 Oh, my God. 241 00:29:33,054 --> 00:29:36,806 Oscar! Oscar! 242 00:29:37,933 --> 00:29:40,456 Have you seen Oscar? There he is. Let's go, let's go! 243 00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:43,438 - What do you want? - I've been waiting outside for half an hour! 244 00:29:43,522 --> 00:29:47,254 - I told you I was off at 8:00. - I can't pick you up at 8:00. I have a date. 245 00:29:47,443 --> 00:29:49,715 How was I supposed to know that? 246 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:52,489 Because we talked about it. I told you last night. 247 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:54,908 No, you didn't. 248 00:29:57,495 --> 00:30:00,489 - You're gonna find your own way home. - Fine. 249 00:30:39,808 --> 00:30:42,163 - Honey, can you pass me the... - What the... 250 00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:46,795 Oh, my God! Oscar. Sorry. 251 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:50,150 I thought, uh... I kind of thought your walk home would take a little bit longer. 252 00:30:50,235 --> 00:30:54,718 - Do you mind? - Oh, um... this is your new mom. 253 00:30:55,219 --> 00:30:58,523 - It's not. I'm joking. This is Christine. - Hi, honey. 254 00:30:59,286 --> 00:31:02,934 Excuse me, I didn't know you were having a rave. 255 00:31:06,772 --> 00:31:08,879 What'd he see? 256 00:31:21,329 --> 00:31:24,840 Is your, uh, your mom still dating that queer? 257 00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:28,189 Larry? Yeah, they're engaged. 258 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:33,861 I know stuff about him that'd make your hair curl. 259 00:31:33,945 --> 00:31:38,490 - He's a nice guy. - Mm... I bet he's super nice. 260 00:31:40,327 --> 00:31:42,088 Hey, I'm sorry you two met like that. 261 00:31:42,172 --> 00:31:45,560 Christine here, she's even sweeter with her clothes on. 262 00:31:45,644 --> 00:31:49,001 I feel so bad. That must have been quite the sight! 263 00:31:49,106 --> 00:31:52,150 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 264 00:31:52,234 --> 00:31:55,745 - You gotta try these, man. Come on. - No thanks. 265 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,991 Hmm? No. She made them. 266 00:31:58,076 --> 00:32:01,117 - It's okay. They're a bit overdone anyway. - I'm just not hungry. 267 00:32:01,202 --> 00:32:04,621 Hey, stop being rude. Didn't you learn any manners? 268 00:32:05,122 --> 00:32:07,196 Am I embarrassing you? 269 00:32:08,292 --> 00:32:10,219 Are you embarrassing me? No. 270 00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:14,068 But, uh, you're embarrassing yourself a little bit. 271 00:32:14,152 --> 00:32:16,758 How long can you keep this act up? 272 00:32:16,842 --> 00:32:20,378 How long before you show up at her work 273 00:32:20,463 --> 00:32:24,049 screaming at the top of your lungs like a fucking child? 274 00:32:24,133 --> 00:32:26,588 - I should go. - I'm sorry. It's just a little bit sad. 275 00:32:26,672 --> 00:32:28,770 Let me save you some time. 276 00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:33,401 He's possessive, has the temper of a child and is bat shit crazy. 277 00:32:41,867 --> 00:32:44,182 There he is. 278 00:32:56,549 --> 00:32:58,652 Wow, where did that come from? 279 00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,629 So fucking pathetic. 280 00:33:15,714 --> 00:33:18,217 I can't believe we share the same genes. 281 00:33:19,759 --> 00:33:22,344 Well, you know, I was born in a factory farm 282 00:33:22,429 --> 00:33:25,493 to an overweight rodent who tried to eat me. 283 00:33:25,578 --> 00:33:28,164 It doesn't mean my life can't be different. 284 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,453 Oscar? 285 00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:33,416 I'm really sorry. 286 00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:40,236 I had a really hard week, okay? 287 00:34:42,467 --> 00:34:44,992 I didn't mean to take it out on you. 288 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,568 What are you gonna do with all mom's junk in my closet? 289 00:35:00,652 --> 00:35:03,382 Huh? What? What are you talking about? 290 00:35:03,466 --> 00:35:06,741 Why don't you just give it back to her? There's no room for any of my shit. 291 00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:11,787 Well, because it actually doesn't belong to her. 292 00:35:11,872 --> 00:35:15,916 See, when a couple gets divorced, they have to split everything. 293 00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:20,650 Possessions and assets and... you know, kids, equally. 294 00:35:20,735 --> 00:35:25,851 She took her half. So technically, like... Technically, those clothes are mine. 295 00:35:25,936 --> 00:35:29,138 It's very complicated. You'll understand when you get divorced someday. 296 00:35:29,222 --> 00:35:31,807 So what are you going to do with them? 297 00:35:32,204 --> 00:35:33,705 Nothing. 298 00:35:34,623 --> 00:35:36,667 Okay. 299 00:35:44,759 --> 00:35:47,109 Oh! Uh, excuse me? 300 00:35:48,235 --> 00:35:50,181 Sorry. 301 00:35:51,891 --> 00:35:52,953 What do you want? 302 00:35:53,038 --> 00:35:56,061 Uh, we're looking for front doors for our new house. 303 00:35:56,145 --> 00:35:58,314 We just got married. 304 00:36:08,303 --> 00:36:10,512 How long are you looking for it to last? 305 00:36:10,597 --> 00:36:12,760 Uh... forever? 306 00:36:12,844 --> 00:36:15,586 Oh, no, none of these are built to last that long. Locks break down. 307 00:36:15,671 --> 00:36:20,564 Some wear and tear on the hinges. I'd give that one six, seven years, tops. 308 00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:24,654 Okay. Thanks. 309 00:36:27,572 --> 00:36:29,908 Well, that's a nice one. 310 00:36:33,516 --> 00:36:36,915 Oh, thank God! It smells awful in here. 311 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:40,459 We need to get you some deodorant. 312 00:36:40,804 --> 00:36:45,349 Wait, what are you doing? Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! Argh! No! 313 00:36:45,434 --> 00:36:48,853 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! I can't breathe. Let me out! Let me out! 314 00:36:48,937 --> 00:36:51,939 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 315 00:36:54,057 --> 00:36:56,580 Hey, how much for a blow job? 316 00:37:00,355 --> 00:37:02,794 So, who's your hostage? 317 00:37:03,713 --> 00:37:06,650 - It's my hamster. - Really? 318 00:37:07,046 --> 00:37:11,129 I thought hamsters were only for fat girls and Asian kids. 319 00:37:12,013 --> 00:37:14,931 Um... I spent the weekend at my mom's, 320 00:37:15,016 --> 00:37:18,977 so I'm just, uh, bringing all my stuff to my dad's place. 321 00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:22,188 Yeah, my parents are divorced too. 322 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:25,254 Uh, what's the word? Empathy. 323 00:37:25,651 --> 00:37:27,340 Thanks. 324 00:37:32,429 --> 00:37:35,910 - Oh, shit! - What is it? 325 00:37:36,829 --> 00:37:38,850 - Oh, fuck! No, no, no! Don't brake! - Why not? 326 00:37:38,934 --> 00:37:41,683 No, no, no, she might be under the brake pedal. Can you check? 327 00:37:41,767 --> 00:37:44,177 - She's not there. - Watch out! 328 00:37:52,501 --> 00:37:54,979 Oh, my God. It's not funny. 329 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,608 It is. I'm sorry. 330 00:37:58,758 --> 00:38:01,561 Shh... What is that? 331 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,522 No, no, turn it up. 332 00:38:08,632 --> 00:38:10,542 No way... 333 00:38:10,626 --> 00:38:13,069 That little fucker got behind the radio! 334 00:38:13,735 --> 00:38:16,379 - How do we get her out? - Fuck. 335 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:18,557 - No, don't open the door! - Why not? 336 00:38:18,642 --> 00:38:20,955 She' going to jump out and get hit by a car! 337 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,802 She's a hamster, not a fucking gazelle. 338 00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:34,741 Is now really the best time for that? She's going to electrocute herself! 339 00:38:38,265 --> 00:38:41,455 - What the fuck are you doing? - Smoking her out. Get ready to catch... 340 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:44,124 Are you kidding? You're gonna kill her with second-hand smoke! 341 00:38:44,209 --> 00:38:47,482 Come on, man. That's an old wives tale. Get ready. 342 00:38:47,566 --> 00:38:52,009 This is the worst idea I've ever heard. This is so fucking stupid. 343 00:38:56,721 --> 00:38:58,829 Still nothing? 344 00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:08,649 Got her! 345 00:39:08,733 --> 00:39:10,630 Alright! 346 00:39:11,027 --> 00:39:12,946 Told ya. 347 00:39:31,214 --> 00:39:34,329 - Thanks for the ride. - Alright. You need some help? 348 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:38,450 No, it's okay. Dad's not home yet. I don't even have a key anyway. 349 00:39:38,847 --> 00:39:41,244 You don't have a key to your own house? What are you, six? 350 00:39:41,329 --> 00:39:46,259 Yeah, my dad's afraid that my mom's going to steal it, sneak in and rob him. 351 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:49,106 Right. So what are you gonna do? 352 00:39:49,191 --> 00:39:51,014 I'll probably just hang out in my tree house. 353 00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:54,716 No way. You have a tree house? I need to see this. 354 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,178 I don't know. 355 00:40:01,515 --> 00:40:03,527 Yo, this is insane, man. 356 00:40:04,101 --> 00:40:07,896 - So you made this? - With my dad, yeah. 357 00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:11,150 - Let's climb it! - I don't know... 358 00:40:24,392 --> 00:40:26,232 Fuck. 359 00:40:28,605 --> 00:40:30,502 Here. 360 00:40:31,003 --> 00:40:32,859 Thanks. 361 00:40:35,508 --> 00:40:37,384 Hey. 362 00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:42,086 - What's his name? - Buffy. She's a girl. 363 00:40:42,348 --> 00:40:46,490 Uh, I hate to break the news, but this is totally a boy hamster. 364 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,916 He got balls, check it. 365 00:40:51,294 --> 00:40:55,110 I would've thought you'd seen enough balls by now to tell the difference. 366 00:40:56,132 --> 00:40:58,300 Just kidding. 367 00:40:59,115 --> 00:41:00,970 Um... 368 00:41:01,386 --> 00:41:04,098 Here, give her to me. 369 00:41:04,182 --> 00:41:06,341 It's him. 370 00:41:15,110 --> 00:41:19,014 This place is wild, man. What do you do up here? 371 00:41:19,098 --> 00:41:23,931 Um... mostly just come up here to get away from the house. 372 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:49,544 - So what are these for? - It's my, uh, college application. 373 00:41:49,629 --> 00:41:51,937 Yeah? Where are you applying? 374 00:41:52,022 --> 00:41:55,816 Um, there's this awesome cinema makeup program in New York. 375 00:41:56,005 --> 00:41:59,747 Oh, nice! So come on, man, show me more of your stuff. 376 00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:04,847 Okay, it's... it's a little weird. 377 00:42:25,472 --> 00:42:27,077 They're cool. 378 00:42:28,621 --> 00:42:31,610 Anyway, I should probably get going. 379 00:42:33,730 --> 00:42:36,490 Oh... Sorry. 380 00:42:48,474 --> 00:42:50,371 You okay? 381 00:42:50,455 --> 00:42:51,747 I'm fine. 382 00:42:51,832 --> 00:42:56,521 Thank you. Although I think I'm going through a bit of a gender jam. 383 00:43:01,237 --> 00:43:02,696 Whoa! Watch it, man! 384 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:06,366 Oh, I'm sorry, man! I thought you were my son's girlfriend. 385 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,598 His girlfriend? 386 00:43:13,103 --> 00:43:15,126 Whoa, watch it! Fuck, man! 387 00:43:22,988 --> 00:43:24,763 Hey. 388 00:43:26,366 --> 00:43:28,450 How was work? 389 00:43:28,535 --> 00:43:30,369 Riveting. 390 00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:33,977 How did you get home? 391 00:43:34,061 --> 00:43:36,141 I walked. 392 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,712 With the hamster? 393 00:43:39,796 --> 00:43:42,632 Yep. With the hamster. 394 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:49,708 Okay. 395 00:44:07,991 --> 00:44:10,304 - Is that a whale? - Where? 396 00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:12,467 Right there. 397 00:44:12,552 --> 00:44:15,477 That's called a bad photo. Let me take that. 398 00:44:16,604 --> 00:44:19,919 - That one? - Mm-hmm. okay, keep going. 399 00:44:20,003 --> 00:44:22,192 - Mm... - No! 400 00:44:22,276 --> 00:44:24,402 Not very flattering. 401 00:44:24,487 --> 00:44:26,596 - That one's not bad. - No. Definitely not. 402 00:44:26,681 --> 00:44:29,720 - No? - Actually, go back. Right? 403 00:44:29,804 --> 00:44:33,391 - Yeah. Yeah. - Okay, just let me clean it up. 404 00:44:49,981 --> 00:44:54,234 What? What did you do? That does not look like me at all. 405 00:44:54,319 --> 00:44:58,478 - I just cleaned up your face. - No. It's so weird! 406 00:44:58,562 --> 00:45:00,386 You look great. 407 00:45:00,471 --> 00:45:03,206 I don't want to sell myself as something I'm not. Change it back. 408 00:45:03,290 --> 00:45:06,117 Everyone uses Photoshop to make themselves look better. 409 00:45:06,201 --> 00:45:09,084 But nobody's going to hire me if I send in that photo 410 00:45:09,169 --> 00:45:11,157 and then show up to an audition looking like me. 411 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,847 You'd be lucky to have them bring you in in the first place. 412 00:45:13,932 --> 00:45:15,439 Excuse me? 413 00:45:15,523 --> 00:45:18,479 It's New York. There's always gonna be a thousand girls prettier than you. 414 00:45:18,564 --> 00:45:21,042 I'm just giving you a fighting chance. 415 00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:24,240 Fuck you! 416 00:45:28,238 --> 00:45:30,719 Gemma. Let me just print these off. 417 00:45:30,803 --> 00:45:33,785 No, I'll get them later. I have rehearsal. 418 00:45:45,484 --> 00:45:48,632 Hey! Hey, Gem! 419 00:45:48,717 --> 00:45:51,531 You wanna come over for dinner tonight? I'm making chicken and waffles. 420 00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:55,347 - Sounds delish, but can't. - So... um... 421 00:45:55,432 --> 00:45:57,474 How're things going with you and Oscar? 422 00:45:57,559 --> 00:46:01,299 We're... fine. 423 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:07,652 I see, Sorry, I'm just, um... 424 00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:10,929 I was wondering... 425 00:46:11,459 --> 00:46:13,449 you know. 426 00:46:13,533 --> 00:46:15,920 If we're together? 427 00:46:16,390 --> 00:46:18,662 Is that what he told you? 428 00:46:18,747 --> 00:46:21,416 No, of course not. 429 00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:31,300 So, is he... 430 00:46:33,470 --> 00:46:36,118 Is this really happening right now? 431 00:46:39,476 --> 00:46:41,859 Your bag's melting. 432 00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:57,982 Just visualize this is going to this hand. 433 00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:01,866 I can do it just by thinking about it. Like this... 434 00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:04,306 Here it is. 435 00:47:40,558 --> 00:47:43,289 Oscar, can I see you in my office please? 436 00:47:43,373 --> 00:47:46,593 - Sure, I'll just finish up here. - It's okay, just leave it. 437 00:47:51,110 --> 00:47:55,572 Things have been pretty slow here lately, so I'm going to have to let some people go. 438 00:47:55,656 --> 00:47:57,729 And frankly, 439 00:47:57,814 --> 00:48:02,997 you are without a doubt my most incompetent employee. 440 00:48:03,081 --> 00:48:07,081 I mean, you don't even fit in, because you know what you want, 441 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:09,044 and it's not here. 442 00:48:09,128 --> 00:48:11,421 Oh, I can't bring myself to fire you, 443 00:48:11,505 --> 00:48:14,132 because I mean, really, you are a good kid, 444 00:48:14,216 --> 00:48:16,155 so I'm gonna leave it up to you. 445 00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,095 If you wanna stay, 446 00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:20,899 be my guest, 447 00:48:20,984 --> 00:48:25,247 but if you think you can find what you're looking for, 448 00:48:25,332 --> 00:48:31,886 I would suggest that you stop wasting your time here. 449 00:48:37,636 --> 00:48:40,159 I think I'm really high. 450 00:48:40,993 --> 00:48:45,935 Okay then. Good. I think that was good. I think we... 451 00:48:46,019 --> 00:48:48,885 - Okay. - Yeah, excellent. 452 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,483 Fuck, man. I can't believe she fired you, too. 453 00:48:52,567 --> 00:48:55,611 - She didn't, I quit. - Really? What'd she say? 454 00:48:55,695 --> 00:48:57,967 She said I didn't belong here. 455 00:48:58,052 --> 00:49:00,637 Wow, that's good for you. 456 00:49:01,868 --> 00:49:04,161 What are you doing tonight? 457 00:49:04,246 --> 00:49:07,748 Um, probably just working on one of my models. 458 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:11,898 Oh, fuck that, I'm taking off to Berlin tomorrow and my roommate's having a party. 459 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:13,983 - You're leaving? - Yeah. I'm just gonna visit 460 00:49:14,068 --> 00:49:16,653 - my cousin for a few months. - Oh. Awesome. 461 00:49:16,737 --> 00:49:20,365 - Well, you should come. - To Berlin? 462 00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:23,118 No. To the party. 463 00:49:23,723 --> 00:49:27,154 And you gotta bring a costume, 'cause it's a Friday the 13th Monster Mash or some shit. 464 00:49:27,238 --> 00:49:30,449 Anyway, you gotta dress up. See ya. 465 00:49:46,746 --> 00:49:48,477 Hey. 466 00:49:51,334 --> 00:49:53,920 You know, you got mail. 467 00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:46,158 Oscar! What's wrong? 468 00:50:50,990 --> 00:50:54,960 What are you doing? Talk to me! 469 00:50:58,099 --> 00:51:02,770 - Are you okay? You're scaring me! - Can you just shut up? I'm fine! 470 00:52:06,011 --> 00:52:07,971 What do you think? 471 00:52:12,267 --> 00:52:15,973 I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't mean it. 472 00:52:20,921 --> 00:52:22,547 What are you doing? 473 00:52:28,158 --> 00:52:30,619 Going to a costume party. 474 00:52:32,245 --> 00:52:35,164 Well, those clothes don't belong to you, so... 475 00:52:35,248 --> 00:52:37,813 They don't belong to you, either. 476 00:52:51,056 --> 00:52:55,228 That's $50 deducted from your... from your education savings 477 00:52:55,312 --> 00:52:57,738 for trying to steal from me. 478 00:52:57,823 --> 00:53:00,095 You're pathetic. 479 00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:03,964 You're not going to no faggot costume party either. 480 00:54:00,312 --> 00:54:04,858 Hey, man. That's your costume? I thought this was your thing. 481 00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:08,670 - This was all I had. - Don't worry about it. 482 00:54:08,754 --> 00:54:11,120 Yo, Brigitte! 483 00:54:12,888 --> 00:54:14,960 Oscar needs a costume. 484 00:54:15,045 --> 00:54:17,445 Yeah, no problem, asshole. 485 00:54:17,778 --> 00:54:19,833 Come on. 486 00:55:34,511 --> 00:55:37,450 How much do you think it would cost for a flight to Berlin? 487 00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:40,224 Why? Do I look like a travel agent? 488 00:55:40,621 --> 00:55:43,808 Wilder just bought a ticket so I thought you might know. 489 00:55:43,892 --> 00:55:45,886 Is that what he told you? 490 00:55:46,648 --> 00:55:51,792 He's not going to Europe. He's driving back to Montreal to live with his parents. 491 00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,490 Oh. 492 00:55:56,783 --> 00:55:58,702 Thank you. 493 00:56:05,125 --> 00:56:07,586 Want to give me a hand with this? 494 00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:49,314 Wilder! This party's so fun! There's so many cool people here! 495 00:56:49,398 --> 00:56:53,068 Oh, my God, I can't believe how dorky I sound. I'm such an idiot! 496 00:56:53,152 --> 00:56:54,590 I'm glad someone's having fun, man. 497 00:56:54,674 --> 00:56:57,134 You're so nice. That must be why you have so many friends. 498 00:56:57,219 --> 00:57:00,262 Actually, I have no idea who most of these assholes are. 499 00:57:00,347 --> 00:57:02,765 Yeah, that's so cool. 500 00:57:02,849 --> 00:57:05,100 Stay right here. 501 00:57:05,915 --> 00:57:07,686 Wilder! 502 00:57:09,231 --> 00:57:11,544 What's that on your nails? 503 00:57:12,463 --> 00:57:14,347 Where? 504 00:57:16,571 --> 00:57:18,372 It's gone. 505 00:57:19,679 --> 00:57:21,701 Alright. 506 00:57:47,623 --> 00:57:50,901 - This is your wingman for the night. - Thanks. 507 00:57:50,986 --> 00:57:53,191 Hey, Wilder! 508 00:58:17,778 --> 00:58:20,134 Oh, can you hold on? 509 00:58:20,948 --> 00:58:23,158 What are you doing here? 510 00:58:23,555 --> 00:58:25,681 Same as you. 511 00:58:25,765 --> 00:58:28,680 So, you didn't happen to tell Peter that we were dating, did you? 512 00:58:28,764 --> 00:58:31,958 - Because he seemed to think that we... - Why would I ever say that? 513 00:58:32,043 --> 00:58:34,210 What's with you? 514 00:58:34,295 --> 00:58:38,329 Your pupils are huge. Are you high? 515 00:58:38,414 --> 00:58:41,500 I gotta go find someone. I'll talk to you soon. 516 00:59:08,537 --> 00:59:10,538 You look like shit. 517 00:59:10,623 --> 00:59:12,415 Thanks. 518 00:59:13,438 --> 00:59:15,439 I'm Andrew. 519 00:59:16,671 --> 00:59:18,610 Hi. 520 00:59:21,634 --> 00:59:24,344 I'm sorry. I'm here with someone. 521 00:59:24,929 --> 00:59:26,409 Who? 522 00:59:34,292 --> 00:59:36,606 I don't think he'll mind. 523 01:00:18,816 --> 01:00:20,817 Hey! 524 01:02:13,076 --> 01:02:16,515 Hey, man. Hey, man. Wake up. 525 01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:23,549 Better out than in. Here you go. Drink a bit. 526 01:02:27,465 --> 01:02:29,008 You okay? 527 01:02:29,092 --> 01:02:30,394 Mm-hmm. 528 01:02:30,479 --> 01:02:33,774 - Let's get you home. - No, I can't. I can't go home. 529 01:02:33,858 --> 01:02:37,203 Well, this place just got busted, so you can't stay here either. 530 01:02:38,122 --> 01:02:40,045 Come on. 531 01:03:38,495 --> 01:03:40,883 You should take that off. 532 01:04:11,007 --> 01:04:13,446 What are you thinking about? 533 01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:20,181 Thinking about how... 534 01:04:20,266 --> 01:04:25,152 I had to kick my dad into a closet to go to that party tonight. 535 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:31,280 If you don't hate your parents you'll eventually become them. 536 01:04:37,512 --> 01:04:40,472 Please, don't kiss me. I just had the worst day of my life 537 01:04:40,557 --> 01:04:43,580 and my mouth tastes like vomit and... 538 01:04:43,873 --> 01:04:46,207 I don't want to ruin this. 539 01:04:46,292 --> 01:04:48,856 I was just grabbing some water. 540 01:05:07,313 --> 01:05:10,023 How long have you been out? 541 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:13,505 I'm too embarrassed to talk right now. Can you just leave? 542 01:05:13,590 --> 01:05:17,426 Come on, don't be like that. This doesn't have to be awkward. 543 01:05:18,558 --> 01:05:20,773 It's too late for that. 544 01:05:21,431 --> 01:05:25,060 Seriously, since when have you known? 545 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,105 I don't. 546 01:05:30,816 --> 01:05:32,818 What do you mean? 547 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:38,302 I don't know. 548 01:05:41,472 --> 01:05:43,933 Have you ever kissed a guy? 549 01:05:47,874 --> 01:05:51,189 I've done some stuff, but... 550 01:05:52,003 --> 01:05:54,381 But have you kissed? 551 01:06:00,428 --> 01:06:03,619 - Do you want to? - What? 552 01:06:03,704 --> 01:06:06,119 Do you want to know? 553 01:06:09,145 --> 01:06:11,856 I don't know how to answer that. 554 01:06:12,670 --> 01:06:15,734 If I, a fellow dude, kiss you 555 01:06:15,819 --> 01:06:18,946 and you feel something moving around in your stomach, 556 01:06:19,030 --> 01:06:20,906 then maybe you'll know. 557 01:06:20,991 --> 01:06:23,304 If not, then... 558 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,268 My stomach feels like it's on fire. 559 01:07:19,341 --> 01:07:23,167 So... did you feel anything? 560 01:07:27,933 --> 01:07:30,066 I don't know. 561 01:07:34,731 --> 01:07:37,213 I certainly felt something. 562 01:08:52,809 --> 01:08:55,386 Jesus, Oscar! What are you doing? 563 01:08:55,470 --> 01:08:57,918 Sorry to impose. 564 01:08:59,441 --> 01:09:02,506 - Oh, shit. - What's going on, Skeet? 565 01:09:10,076 --> 01:09:11,932 Oscar? 566 01:09:13,622 --> 01:09:16,247 Am I a bad person? 567 01:09:17,438 --> 01:09:19,877 What are you talking about? 568 01:09:20,274 --> 01:09:24,027 I don't understand why I feel so alone. 569 01:09:24,945 --> 01:09:29,413 - You're never alone, Oscar. - That's rich, coming from you. 570 01:09:32,046 --> 01:09:34,423 - What do you mean? - You gave up 571 01:09:34,507 --> 01:09:37,405 and abandoned me and now I'm all fucked up. 572 01:09:38,584 --> 01:09:41,492 - That's not fair. - You have a new life. 573 01:09:42,171 --> 01:09:44,318 A new family. 574 01:09:46,279 --> 01:09:49,854 I have nothing. Literally, nothing. 575 01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:02,253 I'm so sorry... Oscar. 576 01:10:02,858 --> 01:10:05,005 I wish... 577 01:10:06,862 --> 01:10:11,596 I could have been there for you. I made some really hard choices. 578 01:10:14,151 --> 01:10:18,142 But I was dying in that house. You know that more than anyone. 579 01:10:25,423 --> 01:10:27,529 You know... 580 01:10:29,552 --> 01:10:31,928 when you were born... 581 01:10:32,325 --> 01:10:36,890 you came out with the umbilical cord wrapped around your neck three times. 582 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,542 You almost hung yourself. I was so scared. 583 01:10:42,565 --> 01:10:44,941 That's disgusting. 584 01:10:46,225 --> 01:10:48,560 My point is... 585 01:10:50,135 --> 01:10:52,699 you've never had it easy... 586 01:10:54,452 --> 01:10:56,977 and maybe you never will. 587 01:10:58,727 --> 01:11:04,022 If you are forced to walk through shit then you might as well grow a thick skin. 588 01:11:07,131 --> 01:11:09,638 Thanks for all the imagery. 589 01:11:17,266 --> 01:11:19,852 Skeet, you smell awful. 590 01:11:36,442 --> 01:11:41,376 Why do I always crave pancakes when every time I eat them, they make me feel like shit? 591 01:11:42,020 --> 01:11:45,294 Most things are like that as you get older. 592 01:11:48,255 --> 01:11:51,509 Your father's going to be worried about you, you know. 593 01:11:52,072 --> 01:11:54,439 No, he's not. 594 01:12:07,254 --> 01:12:11,193 - I have to go to Peter's. - Oscar, shouldn't you eat first? 595 01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:14,537 Where's Buffy? 596 01:14:20,637 --> 01:14:23,265 I'm going to live with Mom. 597 01:14:27,269 --> 01:14:30,199 - I'm really sorry. - Don't. 598 01:14:33,775 --> 01:14:38,530 Do you have any idea why everyone you love leaves you? 599 01:14:48,999 --> 01:14:53,878 Oscar, get in the car. Oscar, get in the car. 600 01:14:56,086 --> 01:14:58,959 - What is wrong with you, Peter? Huh? - It was an accident. 601 01:14:59,043 --> 01:15:01,453 It was an accident? How's this a fucking accident? 602 01:15:01,537 --> 01:15:04,664 - Get the fuck off my land! This is my house! - He's a kid! He's a kid! 603 01:15:04,749 --> 01:15:07,321 You killed a fucking hamster? He's a child, Peter! 604 01:15:07,406 --> 01:15:12,031 I'm going to call the cops and tell them that a fucking whore is on my lawn, 605 01:15:12,116 --> 01:15:15,045 and they're going to cart you away. You left! You left! 606 01:15:15,129 --> 01:15:17,585 - Yes, I left! - You left! So leave! 607 01:15:17,669 --> 01:15:22,052 - How could anyone stay with you? - You left! 608 01:15:22,136 --> 01:15:26,129 Go back to your fucking queer husband and your fucking life! 609 01:15:26,213 --> 01:15:28,871 - I'm his dad. Where are you? - This is how you take care of him? 610 01:15:28,955 --> 01:15:32,735 - You left us both, so leave! So leave! - This is how you take care of him? Look at him! 611 01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:36,566 - He's a child. He's just a boy! - He's my child! 612 01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:41,383 You may be his dad, but you will never be his fucking father. 613 01:19:31,281 --> 01:19:33,162 Yeah. 614 01:19:39,206 --> 01:19:41,123 Hey! 615 01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:45,298 I don't want that sweaty face cloth dripping all over my new sheets. 616 01:19:50,258 --> 01:19:52,301 Who let the Brady Bunch into my room? 617 01:19:52,385 --> 01:19:56,451 Be nice. Larry and the kids have been looking after you all day. 618 01:19:56,848 --> 01:20:01,142 Okay, guys, let's go get Oscar something to eat. 619 01:20:13,198 --> 01:20:16,346 You have a fever because you've been completely burning up. 620 01:20:19,996 --> 01:20:23,040 I'm never going to get out of here, am I? 621 01:20:23,542 --> 01:20:26,106 What are you talking about? 622 01:20:27,337 --> 01:20:31,319 I got rejected from Joe Blasco and I never applied anywhere else 623 01:20:31,404 --> 01:20:34,311 because I am a stubborn idiot. 624 01:20:37,639 --> 01:20:40,015 I'm so sorry. 625 01:20:41,977 --> 01:20:45,104 There's always the makeup diploma here at Memorial. 626 01:20:45,501 --> 01:20:49,588 It's not even about the school, I just need to get out of here. 627 01:20:51,632 --> 01:20:53,758 What about Fogo? 628 01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:55,906 Community college? 629 01:20:55,991 --> 01:21:00,348 It's not a community college, it's an artist residence. 630 01:21:00,433 --> 01:21:03,669 It's not New York, but... 631 01:21:03,754 --> 01:21:07,376 at least you'd be getting away from your crazy parents. 632 01:21:08,086 --> 01:21:11,715 Just think about it. Okay? 633 01:21:15,031 --> 01:21:16,866 Mom? 634 01:21:18,722 --> 01:21:21,192 What happened to my stuff? 635 01:21:21,683 --> 01:21:25,033 Whatever was in the driveway, I threw in the back seat of the car. 636 01:21:27,866 --> 01:21:29,806 And Buffy? 637 01:21:49,878 --> 01:21:52,239 So it's official... 638 01:21:52,323 --> 01:21:54,675 I'm an asshole. 639 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:59,883 That explains the new bike, then. 640 01:24:06,952 --> 01:24:08,359 So... 641 01:24:09,955 --> 01:24:12,772 It's not New York, but what do you think? 642 01:24:13,814 --> 01:24:16,779 I think you look happy. 643 01:24:22,656 --> 01:24:25,303 I hope you don't get eaten by a seagull. 644 01:24:26,535 --> 01:24:29,885 I'm just happy you're not gonna set me on fire. 645 01:24:37,587 --> 01:24:41,069 But you know I'm not the original hamster from your childhood, right? 646 01:24:41,153 --> 01:24:46,053 I mean, it has been 10 years. Your parents replaced me, like, 4 times. 647 01:24:47,284 --> 01:24:49,160 What was that? 648 01:24:49,245 --> 01:24:52,813 Oh, nothing. Goodbye. 649 01:25:45,718 --> 01:25:48,616 Can I have a dream, Dad? 650 01:25:49,847 --> 01:25:53,100 Come on, you're too old for that now. 651 01:25:56,009 --> 01:25:59,179 It's time for you to start making your own dreams. 652 01:26:01,150 --> 01:26:03,672 You can have anything you want in this world. 653 01:26:03,757 --> 01:26:05,959 Just close your eyes. 654 01:26:10,430 --> 01:26:14,183 I love you, son. I'm so, so proud of you. 50365

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