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Space is the mirror of the soul.
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Are we looking beyond,
or are we looking within?
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I'm looking at my shoes.
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This is making me a
little motion sick.
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When we gaze out
at the immensities of space,
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we understand them
because there are immensities
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within us as well.
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I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
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and thank you
for taking a walk with me
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through the stars.
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That pause gets
longer every show.
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I believe
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you're right.
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Hey. Can I get a picture with you?
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Absolutely.
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And if you post it on social media,
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I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet."
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Thank you.
The show was great.
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Well, I can't take all the credit.
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I have pretty good co-stars.
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The stars.
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Do you say that to everyone?
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Only to beautiful women.
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And okay women.
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Okay.
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Just to clarify,
you're the first kind.
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Okay.
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Mmm.
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Thanks for coming. What did you handsome
gentlemen think of the show?
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You can turn it off now.
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It's sweet of you to say,
but I don't think I can.
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Look at this cute picture
of Halley in the bath.
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That's great.
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Want me to send it to you?
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No, on your phone it's cute,
on my phone it's a crime.
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I also have
a pretty cute picture to share.
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What is that?
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An equation.
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Isn't it perfect?
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Sometimes I just stare at it,
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and I think, "I can't believe
that came out of me."
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Well, since we're sharing pictures,
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I have one to contribute.
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Please don't let it be
you and your dog in the bathtub.
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It's not.
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But don't swipe.
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What are we looking at here?
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Well, that's me and a beautiful woman
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and my watch showing the time
as 2:30 in the morning.
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So, state's exhibit "A"?
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No. I met her at
the planetarium a few days ago,
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and she invited me out for a drink.
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Oh. Good for you.
And what's the Hindi word for "dog"?
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- A kutta.
- You kutta.
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Bow-bow.
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That's Hindi for woof-woof.
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I am seeing her again tonight.
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You know, I also have a date tonight.
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But don't worry,
it's not another woman.
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It's string theory.
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Bow-bow.
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Sorry, he's a kutta, you're not.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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What you doing?
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Taking another picture with my baby.
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Look how big he got.
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It's fun to see you this excited.
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Thank you, that's so...
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- Don't sit there!
- What, what?
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Sorry. It's part
of my organization system.
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That's where those papers go.
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Okay. How about if I just
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slide this notebook...
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You know what, it's fine.
I'll just be in the bedroom.
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No, no. This is your apartment, too.
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Look, I'll stop for the night
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and clean this up.
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Well, that's very considerate, Sheldon.
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I know.
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See, I'm trying this new technique
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where I imagine how I would feel
in someone else's position.
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You mean empathy?
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Aw, I thought I came up with it.
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Well, regardless,
I appreciate the effort.
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Thank you.
It's really hard.
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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Aw, you didn't have
to cook me breakfast.
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Well, I wasn't sure
how I did last night,
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and I wanted to finish strong.
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You don't need to worry.
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Last night was great.
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Ah, well, you say that now,
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but wait until you taste this.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Which is why I keep an omelet
pan in the trunk of my car.
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Well, thank you, it's delicious.
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My husband never cooked for me.
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Oh. You were married.
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Yeah. Well, technically,
I guess I still am.
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Is that "technically,"
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like, the paperwork hasn't gone through,
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or "technically,"
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like, he's in the closet
watching us right now?
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No, no, we're separated.
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Do you mind if we talk
about something else?
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Of course.
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You know, my secret to
making great omelets is that
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I beat the egg whites separately.
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Speaking of which,
how long have you been separated?
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About two weeks.
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That is not a lot of weeks.
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In fact, that's the bare minimum
to get to the plural "weeks."
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Doesn't matter.
He moved out, I moved on.
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Good.
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Yeah, do you mind me asking
what he does for a living?
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He's a firefighter.
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Interesting.
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A potentially jealous man
who's handy with an ax.
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It's okay, though.
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He's almost had two weeks to cool down.
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Okay, the next drug is Romatrol.
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Oh, I know this one. We're actually
pushing it really hard.
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It treats mild dermatitis.
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Correct. And who can it
be prescribed to?
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Adults and children
who have absolutely, for sure,
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stopped growing.
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Right again.
And what are the side effects?
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Oh. Shoot, shoot.
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Remember the mnemonic.
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Gravy. Yes. G-R-A-V-Y.
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Okay, gastric distress,
redness, anal leakage,
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vasculitis and yellow eyes.
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So close.
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- It's actually yellow discharge.
- Oh. Right.
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That's why we went with "gravy."
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Hello.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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He knows he doesn't
live here anymore, right?
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Maybe he's experiencing
memory loss because he took...
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- Flaxitrite.
- Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- Sheldon, what are you doing?
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Oh, I was just checking in
on my old room
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to see what you've done with it.
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Why?
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Well, I could use a place
to work in the evenings...
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- No.
- Well, it's just that
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there's not a lot of space in our
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- apartment...
- No.
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Well, and I feel like
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- Amy's been having...
- No.
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- And since you're not...
- No.
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- It's...
- No.
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No.
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That is our room now,
and we're gonna turn it into a gym.
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Do you really expect me
to believe that?
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- No.
- No.
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So I guess what's bugging me
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is that they only broke up
13 days ago,
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and now I'm dating her.
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So, am I, like,
the good guy in my movie,
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or the bad guy in their movie?
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Pretty sure you're
the weird friend in our movie.
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I like her, okay?
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I just, I don't know how I feel about
being the third wheel in a relationship.
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Says the guy in my bed with my wife.
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Guys, I mean, he's around, okay?
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He's apparently not happy
about the breakup,
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and based on the sweatpants
he left at her place,
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he's like, a medium to large man.
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Maybe those are
his "after the holiday" pants,
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like you have.
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I don't know. I mean, do you think
it's too soon for her to be dating?
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If you and Bernadette broke up,
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like, how long would you wait?
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- Well, I don't even want to think...
- Eight days.
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What?
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Two days to cry.
Six days to hit the gym.
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First of all, you already look amazing.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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I'm gonna give him
an extra day of crying.
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The answer is still no.
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You can say we wouldn't know
you're here, but we'd know.
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Because you'd be here!
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So, who was that?
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I can't believe you hung up on me!
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What the hell?
What are you doing here?
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I am proving you wrong.
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I've been working
back there for hours.
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You had no idea.
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Do something.
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What the hell?
What are you doing here?
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I am trying to respect Amy.
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Okay, look, you have an office at work.
Why don't you go there?
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I can't go to the office
every time I have a brilliant thought.
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I'd basically be living there.
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Sounds good, do that.
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No. No, the campus
isn't safe at night.
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There's raccoons and
undergrads just walking around
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like they own the place.
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Look. I need somewhere
to work in the evenings.
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You have a space you aren't using.
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Just take a look at my proposal.
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- What is this?
- A rental agreement.
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I will only use the room for work.
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I won't sleep here,
I won't eat your food,
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I won't even use your bathroom.
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So you can just walk in any
time of the day or night?
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Well, he does that now.
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At least this way we'll get paid.
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I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
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and thank you
for taking a walk with me
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through the stars.
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I think that one was too long.
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Yeah, you're right.
I totally felt it.
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Should we run it again?
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Please, God, no.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Can I help you?
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Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali?
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Really? You're not sure
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which one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali?
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I am. I was just trying
not to be racist.
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I'm Nell's husband.
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Here's the thing, I didn't know
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that she was married until after...
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After what?
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I'm really sorry.
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Well, that doesn't make me feel better.
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What would make you feel better?
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I want you to stop seeing my wife.
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Done.
Nice to meet you. Bye.
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What am I gonna do?
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Hey, buddy, do you want to talk?
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I thought we were gonna start a family.
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Next thing I know, it's over.
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It's gonna be okay.
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How is it gonna be okay?
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You're sleeping with my wife.
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I mean, besides that.
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Can I get you anything?
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A glass of water?
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A laser show?
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- No, thank you.
- Good.
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'Cause I don't even know
how to turn it on.
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I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have come here.
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I guess I just wanted to see
who she replaced me with.
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Don't say that.
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What you two had was special.
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No one can replace you.
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- Did she say that?
- No.
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- I should go, right?
- Stay.
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Okay, I'll call you later.
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Look, if it makes you feel any better,
I barely know her.
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And she had sex with you?
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Nell tells me you're a fireman.
What's that like?
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Okay, I'm really uncomfortable
with him back in that room.
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Why? He hasn't made a peep all day.
259
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You don't get it.
All the years that we lived together,
260
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he drove me crazy the whole time.
261
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And now he's not.
262
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,958
Exactly.
263
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,377
Don't look at me like that.
264
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:35,047
It means he did it on purpose.
265
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,506
It was a choice.
266
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,551
That's like finding out
Godzilla could've had Arby's
267
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instead of Tokyo.
268
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,723
I don't think they have Arby's in Japan.
269
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Not my point.
270
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Sheldon.
271
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Sheldon!
272
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I'm sorry. Am I being too loud?
273
00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,322
No, you're being perfect
and you know it.
274
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,617
Would you like me to be a
less considerate tenant?
275
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,078
No. Yes. What...
276
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,288
Stop messing with me!
277
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,419
Hey, I was wrong.
There's an Arby's in Okinawa.
278
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,677
He was best friends
with her older brother,
279
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,011
but he didn't even notice her.
280
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,137
And then years afterward,
281
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,723
they randomly bumped into
each other at the DMV.
282
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,059
Two hours later,
they were in love.
283
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,437
You can really see the sparkle
in his license photo.
284
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,732
He told you all this at the planetarium?
285
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,192
No, no, we went to House of Pies.
286
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,819
He got banana cream.
I got coconut.
287
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,487
We did halfsies.
288
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,116
You did pie halfsies with another man?
289
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,410
You mean other than you?
290
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,163
Yeah.
291
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,501
I feel bad for him, Bernie.
He's a good guy.
292
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,379
Well, if you're uncomfortable with it,
maybe stop sleeping with his wife.
293
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,839
I don't think the sex is the problem.
294
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,341
I know for a fact I was just okay.
295
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,846
For the record, I'm the one
who introduced you to House of Pies.
296
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,643
Sheldon? Oh, Leonard.
297
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,938
Sorry, I just, I had
to get out of there.
298
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,189
What did he do now?
299
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,567
Nothing. He's being a dream.
300
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,572
Don't give me that look. That's how
Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy.
301
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,657
Penny and I have the same
"You're crazy" look?
302
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,159
That's kind of sweet.
303
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,038
I know how to deal with
Sheldon being Sheldon,
304
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,374
but Sheldon being a rational,
thoughtful person?
305
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,001
I'm clueless.
306
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,587
It's like when my mom called last year
to sing happy birthday
307
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,298
and I just threw up.
308
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,717
Well, if it gets to be too much,
309
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,677
you can always send him back over here.
310
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:46,845
I made a deal with him,
311
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,555
and besides,
that wouldn't be fair to you.
312
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,349
Well, actually, I miss him.
He's been over there a lot.
313
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,852
Well, great.
Tell him he can come back.
314
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,229
I can't. He's thinking of me
and my feelings
315
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,689
and trying to be respectful.
316
00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,692
That's what he's doing
to me, too, the jerk!
317
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,403
Stop that.
318
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:08,075
Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's
constipated look are the same.
319
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,126
- This is nice.
- It is.
320
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,798
She used to kiss me like that.
321
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,801
You okay?
322
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,721
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
323
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,640
Yeah.
324
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,393
Oh, God, I'm so alone.
325
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,145
Sorry, I can't do this.
326
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,106
What's going on?
327
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,691
I met Oliver the other day.
328
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,985
Wait, you tracked down my husband?
329
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,654
No, that would be weird.
330
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,448
He tracked me down,
then we spent the evening together.
331
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,159
I don't believe this.
332
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,371
He only did it
because he cares about you.
333
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,541
No, he did it because
he's possessive and jealous.
334
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,836
Really? I didn't get that at all.
He made me feel very comfortable.
335
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,797
Well, I'm glad you two hit it off.
336
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,050
You know, I don't think that
you're being very fair to him.
337
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,969
You're taking his side?
338
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,346
No, but I should point out
that he did offer
339
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,015
to go to counseling,
so at least one of you is trying.
340
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,852
You're crazier than he is.
341
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,147
I'll tell you what,
just give him one more chance
342
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,356
and if it doesn't work out,
343
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,733
I'll be happy to keep
sleeping with you.
344
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,654
You would?
345
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,574
Either way, you've got yourself a fella.
346
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,826
Like, how nice is that?
347
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,082
Hey, Sheldon.
348
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,211
- Hello.
- Hey.
349
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:46,298
So, your contract provides
for a three-day trial period,
350
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,800
and I don't think this is working out.
351
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,427
So, to put it in legal terms,
352
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,596
the party of the first part would like
353
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,265
the party of the second part to get out.
354
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,311
What time does the trial period end?
355
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,562
12:00, noon.
356
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,315
Yeah, what does it say after that?
357
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,529
Eastern Standard Time.
358
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,574
That was three hours ago.
359
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,451
And since you didn't exercise
360
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,747
your right to revoke,
I exercised my right to extend,
361
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:23,293
triggering this long-form
rental agreement,
362
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,963
of which you're already in violation.
363
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,257
This is just a bunch of paper.
364
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,884
You can't enforce this.
365
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,261
Hire a lawyer.
Let's find out.
366
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,723
This is not happening.
367
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:37,849
Be that as it may,
368
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,726
page nine says that
you have to provide me
369
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,854
with lemon-flavored sparkling
water, so, chop-chop.
370
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,277
Hey, how'd it go?
371
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,571
Well, apparently he's not leaving,
372
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,241
and I have to go get him
sparkling water.
373
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,244
Why are you smiling?
374
00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,372
I don't know. It just feels right.
375
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,550
Through the stars.
376
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,555
Hey.
377
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,683
Hey, buddy.
378
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,934
I talked to Nell.
379
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,936
She was pretty upset after you left.
380
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,563
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- No. No, no, no.
381
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,691
She told me that you said
something so creepy
382
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,110
that I seemed great in comparison.
383
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,821
I know exactly what it was.
384
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,781
No, actually, there was
a couple of things it could've been.
385
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,409
Whichever one it was,
it was creepy.
386
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,911
Anyway, I went over to comfort her,
387
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,581
and we talked, and I think we're
gonna give it another chance.
388
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,960
I am so happy for you!
389
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,337
Hey, we should celebrate.
390
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,257
- House of Pies?
- You know it.
391
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,092
Ah!
392
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,511
Should we invite Nell?
393
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,222
Do we have to? Nah.
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