1 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:06,174 Space is the mirror of the soul. 2 00:00:06,257 --> 00:00:10,178 Are we looking beyond, or are we looking within? 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,388 I'm looking at my shoes. 4 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,515 This is making me a little motion sick. 5 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,519 When we gaze out at the immensities of space, 6 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:20,897 we understand them because there are immensities 7 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,982 within us as well. 8 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,859 I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, 9 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,778 and thank you for taking a walk with me 10 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,656 through the stars. 11 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:36,162 That pause gets longer every show. 12 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,830 I believe 13 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,790 you're right. 14 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,418 Hey. Can I get a picture with you? 15 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,794 Absolutely. 16 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,546 And if you post it on social media, 17 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,757 I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet." 18 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:50,301 Thank you. The show was great. 19 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,636 Well, I can't take all the credit. 20 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,554 I have pretty good co-stars. 21 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,932 The stars. 22 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,685 Do you say that to everyone? 23 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,270 Only to beautiful women. 24 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,356 And okay women. 25 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,233 Okay. 26 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,360 Just to clarify, you're the first kind. 27 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,237 Okay. 28 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:10,947 Mmm. 29 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:14,367 Thanks for coming. What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show? 30 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:15,952 You can turn it off now. 31 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:19,455 It's sweet of you to say, but I don't think I can. 32 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:50,736 Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath. 33 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,363 That's great. 34 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,489 Want me to send it to you? 35 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,367 No, on your phone it's cute, on my phone it's a crime. 36 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:01,038 I also have a pretty cute picture to share. 37 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,749 What is that? 38 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,793 An equation. 39 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:07,378 Isn't it perfect? 40 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:08,879 Sometimes I just stare at it, 41 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,257 and I think, "I can't believe that came out of me." 42 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,843 Well, since we're sharing pictures, 43 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,469 I have one to contribute. 44 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,556 Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub. 45 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,057 It's not. 46 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,101 But don't swipe. 47 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,938 What are we looking at here? 48 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:28,524 Well, that's me and a beautiful woman 49 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,902 and my watch showing the time as 2:30 in the morning. 50 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:36,032 So, state's exhibit "A"? 51 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,535 No. I met her at the planetarium a few days ago, 52 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,871 and she invited me out for a drink. 53 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,832 Oh. Good for you. And what's the Hindi word for "dog"? 54 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,792 - A kutta. - You kutta. 55 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,045 Bow-bow. 56 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:52,089 That's Hindi for woof-woof. 57 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,259 I am seeing her again tonight. 58 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,470 You know, I also have a date tonight. 59 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,430 But don't worry, it's not another woman. 60 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,474 It's string theory. 61 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,101 Bow-bow. 62 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,689 Sorry, he's a kutta, you're not. 63 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,071 - Hi. - Hello. 64 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:16,364 What you doing? 65 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:19,408 Taking another picture with my baby. 66 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,328 Look how big he got. 67 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,456 It's fun to see you this excited. 68 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,957 Thank you, that's so... 69 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:28,959 - Don't sit there! - What, what? 70 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,670 Sorry. It's part of my organization system. 71 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,589 That's where those papers go. 72 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:37,426 Okay. How about if I just 73 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,928 slide this notebook... 74 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:43,182 You know what, it's fine. I'll just be in the bedroom. 75 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,893 No, no. This is your apartment, too. 76 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,436 Look, I'll stop for the night 77 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,813 and clean this up. 78 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,065 Well, that's very considerate, Sheldon. 79 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,525 I know. 80 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,318 See, I'm trying this new technique 81 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:57,446 where I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position. 82 00:03:58,197 --> 00:03:59,532 You mean empathy? 83 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:01,784 Aw, I thought I came up with it. 84 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,204 Well, regardless, I appreciate the effort. 85 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,915 Thank you. It's really hard. 86 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,712 - Morning. - Good morning. 87 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:16,590 Aw, you didn't have to cook me breakfast. 88 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,467 Well, I wasn't sure how I did last night, 89 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:20,136 and I wanted to finish strong. 90 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,097 You don't need to worry. 91 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,181 Last night was great. 92 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,976 Ah, well, you say that now, 93 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:31,480 but wait until you taste this. 94 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,942 Oh, my God, this is amazing. 95 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,528 Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car. 96 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,949 Well, thank you, it's delicious. 97 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,076 My husband never cooked for me. 98 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:46,829 Oh. You were married. 99 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,458 Yeah. Well, technically, I guess I still am. 100 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,377 Is that "technically," 101 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,129 like, the paperwork hasn't gone through, 102 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,465 or "technically," 103 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,301 like, he's in the closet watching us right now? 104 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,180 No, no, we're separated. 105 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,890 Do you mind if we talk about something else? 106 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,141 Of course. 107 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:10,394 You know, my secret to making great omelets is that 108 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,730 I beat the egg whites separately. 109 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,232 Speaking of which, how long have you been separated? 110 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,402 About two weeks. 111 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,447 That is not a lot of weeks. 112 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:26,285 In fact, that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks." 113 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:30,539 Doesn't matter. He moved out, I moved on. 114 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,041 Good. 115 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,043 Yeah, do you mind me asking what he does for a living? 116 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,294 He's a firefighter. 117 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,463 Interesting. 118 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:40,633 A potentially jealous man who's handy with an ax. 119 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,469 It's okay, though. 120 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,055 He's almost had two weeks to cool down. 121 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,560 Okay, the next drug is Romatrol. 122 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:53,646 Oh, I know this one. We're actually pushing it really hard. 123 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,523 It treats mild dermatitis. 124 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,900 Correct. And who can it be prescribed to? 125 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:01,028 Adults and children who have absolutely, for sure, 126 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,696 stopped growing. 127 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:06,325 Right again. And what are the side effects? 128 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:08,077 Oh. Shoot, shoot. 129 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,411 Remember the mnemonic. 130 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,789 Gravy. Yes. G-R-A-V-Y. 131 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,251 Okay, gastric distress, redness, anal leakage, 132 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:18,963 vasculitis and yellow eyes. 133 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,006 So close. 134 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:23,717 - It's actually yellow discharge. - Oh. Right. 135 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,637 That's why we went with "gravy." 136 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:29,473 Hello. 137 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,766 - Hey. - Hi. 138 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,358 He knows he doesn't live here anymore, right? 139 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:43,195 Maybe he's experiencing memory loss because he took... 140 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,489 - Flaxitrite. - Yeah. 141 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,325 - Thank you. - Sheldon, what are you doing? 142 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,619 Oh, I was just checking in on my old room 143 00:06:50,703 --> 00:06:52,121 to see what you've done with it. 144 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:53,581 Why? 145 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:56,625 Well, I could use a place to work in the evenings... 146 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:58,460 - No. - Well, it's just that 147 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,587 there's not a lot of space in our 148 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,754 - apartment... - No. 149 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:01,839 Well, and I feel like 150 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,007 - Amy's been having... - No. 151 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,509 - And since you're not... - No. 152 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,012 - It's... - No. 153 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,140 No. 154 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,144 That is our room now, and we're gonna turn it into a gym. 155 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,062 Do you really expect me to believe that? 156 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:19,898 - No. - No. 157 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,027 So I guess what's bugging me 158 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,945 is that they only broke up 13 days ago, 159 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:26,196 and now I'm dating her. 160 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,073 So, am I, like, the good guy in my movie, 161 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:29,575 or the bad guy in their movie? 162 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:32,620 Pretty sure you're the weird friend in our movie. 163 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,080 I like her, okay? 164 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:38,375 I just, I don't know how I feel about being the third wheel in a relationship. 165 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:41,086 Says the guy in my bed with my wife. 166 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,590 Guys, I mean, he's around, okay? 167 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,508 He's apparently not happy about the breakup, 168 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,469 and based on the sweatpants he left at her place, 169 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,721 he's like, a medium to large man. 170 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,308 Maybe those are his "after the holiday" pants, 171 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,893 like you have. 172 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,563 I don't know. I mean, do you think it's too soon for her to be dating? 173 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,981 If you and Bernadette broke up, 174 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,399 like, how long would you wait? 175 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,985 - Well, I don't even want to think... - Eight days. 176 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,404 What? 177 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:10,157 Two days to cry. Six days to hit the gym. 178 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,951 First of all, you already look amazing. 179 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,536 Aw, that's sweet. 180 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,039 I'm gonna give him an extra day of crying. 181 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:21,960 The answer is still no. 182 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,634 You can say we wouldn't know you're here, but we'd know. 183 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,137 Because you'd be here! 184 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,350 So, who was that? 185 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,186 I can't believe you hung up on me! 186 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,566 What the hell? What are you doing here? 187 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:46,151 I am proving you wrong. 188 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,695 I've been working back there for hours. 189 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,279 You had no idea. 190 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,240 Do something. 191 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:54,076 What the hell? What are you doing here? 192 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,704 I am trying to respect Amy. 193 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,081 Okay, look, you have an office at work. Why don't you go there? 194 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,709 I can't go to the office every time I have a brilliant thought. 195 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:02,960 I'd basically be living there. 196 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,920 Sounds good, do that. 197 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,381 No. No, the campus isn't safe at night. 198 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,717 There's raccoons and undergrads just walking around 199 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,301 like they own the place. 200 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,596 Look. I need somewhere to work in the evenings. 201 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,223 You have a space you aren't using. 202 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,268 Just take a look at my proposal. 203 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,604 - What is this? - A rental agreement. 204 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,481 I will only use the room for work. 205 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,358 I won't sleep here, I won't eat your food, 206 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:27,776 I won't even use your bathroom. 207 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,654 So you can just walk in any time of the day or night? 208 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:31,905 Well, he does that now. 209 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,949 At least this way we'll get paid. 210 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,537 I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, 211 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,457 and thank you for taking a walk with me 212 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,628 through the stars. 213 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,674 I think that one was too long. 214 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,718 Yeah, you're right. I totally felt it. 215 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,052 Should we run it again? 216 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:56,096 Please, God, no. 217 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,766 - Hey. - Hey. 218 00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,017 Can I help you? 219 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,561 Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali? 220 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,271 Really? You're not sure 221 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,815 which one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali? 222 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,445 I am. I was just trying not to be racist. 223 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,784 I'm Nell's husband. 224 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,332 Here's the thing, I didn't know 225 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,375 that she was married until after... 226 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,794 After what? 227 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,175 I'm really sorry. 228 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,135 Well, that doesn't make me feel better. 229 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,762 What would make you feel better? 230 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,305 I want you to stop seeing my wife. 231 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,057 Done. Nice to meet you. Bye. 232 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,478 What am I gonna do? 233 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:54,279 Hey, buddy, do you want to talk? 234 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,408 I thought we were gonna start a family. 235 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,286 Next thing I know, it's over. 236 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,957 It's gonna be okay. 237 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,291 How is it gonna be okay? 238 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,710 You're sleeping with my wife. 239 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,589 I mean, besides that. 240 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,308 Can I get you anything? 241 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,852 A glass of water? 242 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,603 A laser show? 243 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:28,772 - No, thank you. - Good. 244 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,275 'Cause I don't even know how to turn it on. 245 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,402 I'm sorry. 246 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,362 I shouldn't have come here. 247 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,699 I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with. 248 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,951 Don't say that. 249 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,661 What you two had was special. 250 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,413 No one can replace you. 251 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,165 - Did she say that? - No. 252 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,961 - I should go, right? - Stay. 253 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,838 Okay, I'll call you later. 254 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,802 Look, if it makes you feel any better, I barely know her. 255 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,680 And she had sex with you? 256 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,726 Nell tells me you're a fireman. What's that like? 257 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:18,196 Okay, I'm really uncomfortable with him back in that room. 258 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,032 Why? He hasn't made a peep all day. 259 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,951 You don't get it. All the years that we lived together, 260 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,037 he drove me crazy the whole time. 261 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,331 And now he's not. 262 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,958 Exactly. 263 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,377 Don't look at me like that. 264 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:35,047 It means he did it on purpose. 265 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,506 It was a choice. 266 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,551 That's like finding out Godzilla could've had Arby's 267 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,428 instead of Tokyo. 268 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,723 I don't think they have Arby's in Japan. 269 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,308 Not my point. 270 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,188 Sheldon. 271 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,731 Sheldon! 272 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,485 I'm sorry. Am I being too loud? 273 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,322 No, you're being perfect and you know it. 274 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,617 Would you like me to be a less considerate tenant? 275 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,078 No. Yes. What... 276 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,288 Stop messing with me! 277 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,419 Hey, I was wrong. There's an Arby's in Okinawa. 278 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,677 He was best friends with her older brother, 279 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,011 but he didn't even notice her. 280 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,137 And then years afterward, 281 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,723 they randomly bumped into each other at the DMV. 282 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,059 Two hours later, they were in love. 283 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,437 You can really see the sparkle in his license photo. 284 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,732 He told you all this at the planetarium? 285 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,192 No, no, we went to House of Pies. 286 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,819 He got banana cream. I got coconut. 287 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,487 We did halfsies. 288 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,116 You did pie halfsies with another man? 289 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,410 You mean other than you? 290 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,163 Yeah. 291 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,501 I feel bad for him, Bernie. He's a good guy. 292 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,379 Well, if you're uncomfortable with it, maybe stop sleeping with his wife. 293 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,839 I don't think the sex is the problem. 294 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,341 I know for a fact I was just okay. 295 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,846 For the record, I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies. 296 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,643 Sheldon? Oh, Leonard. 297 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,938 Sorry, I just, I had to get out of there. 298 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,189 What did he do now? 299 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,567 Nothing. He's being a dream. 300 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,572 Don't give me that look. That's how Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy. 301 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,657 Penny and I have the same "You're crazy" look? 302 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,159 That's kind of sweet. 303 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,038 I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon, 304 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:34,374 but Sheldon being a rational, thoughtful person? 305 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,001 I'm clueless. 306 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,587 It's like when my mom called last year to sing happy birthday 307 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,298 and I just threw up. 308 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,717 Well, if it gets to be too much, 309 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,677 you can always send him back over here. 310 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:46,845 I made a deal with him, 311 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,555 and besides, that wouldn't be fair to you. 312 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:51,349 Well, actually, I miss him. He's been over there a lot. 313 00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,852 Well, great. Tell him he can come back. 314 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,229 I can't. He's thinking of me and my feelings 315 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,689 and trying to be respectful. 316 00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,692 That's what he's doing to me, too, the jerk! 317 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,403 Stop that. 318 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:08,075 Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's constipated look are the same. 319 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,126 - This is nice. - It is. 320 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,798 She used to kiss me like that. 321 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,801 You okay? 322 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,721 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. 323 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,640 Yeah. 324 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,393 Oh, God, I'm so alone. 325 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,145 Sorry, I can't do this. 326 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,106 What's going on? 327 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,691 I met Oliver the other day. 328 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,985 Wait, you tracked down my husband? 329 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,654 No, that would be weird. 330 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,448 He tracked me down, then we spent the evening together. 331 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,159 I don't believe this. 332 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,371 He only did it because he cares about you. 333 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,541 No, he did it because he's possessive and jealous. 334 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,836 Really? I didn't get that at all. He made me feel very comfortable. 335 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,797 Well, I'm glad you two hit it off. 336 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,050 You know, I don't think that you're being very fair to him. 337 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,969 You're taking his side? 338 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,346 No, but I should point out that he did offer 339 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,015 to go to counseling, so at least one of you is trying. 340 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,852 You're crazier than he is. 341 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,147 I'll tell you what, just give him one more chance 342 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,356 and if it doesn't work out, 343 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,733 I'll be happy to keep sleeping with you. 344 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,654 You would? 345 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,574 Either way, you've got yourself a fella. 346 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,826 Like, how nice is that? 347 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,082 Hey, Sheldon. 348 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,211 - Hello. - Hey. 349 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:46,298 So, your contract provides for a three-day trial period, 350 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,800 and I don't think this is working out. 351 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,427 So, to put it in legal terms, 352 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,596 the party of the first part would like 353 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,265 the party of the second part to get out. 354 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,311 What time does the trial period end? 355 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,562 12:00, noon. 356 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,315 Yeah, what does it say after that? 357 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,529 Eastern Standard Time. 358 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,574 That was three hours ago. 359 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,451 And since you didn't exercise 360 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,747 your right to revoke, I exercised my right to extend, 361 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:23,293 triggering this long-form rental agreement, 362 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,963 of which you're already in violation. 363 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,257 This is just a bunch of paper. 364 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,884 You can't enforce this. 365 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,261 Hire a lawyer. Let's find out. 366 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:36,723 This is not happening. 367 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:37,849 Be that as it may, 368 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,726 page nine says that you have to provide me 369 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,854 with lemon-flavored sparkling water, so, chop-chop. 370 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,277 Hey, how'd it go? 371 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,571 Well, apparently he's not leaving, 372 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,241 and I have to go get him sparkling water. 373 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,244 Why are you smiling? 374 00:17:57,369 --> 00:18:00,372 I don't know. It just feels right. 375 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,550 Through the stars. 376 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,555 Hey. 377 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,683 Hey, buddy. 378 00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,934 I talked to Nell. 379 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,936 She was pretty upset after you left. 380 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,563 - Yeah, I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no. 381 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,691 She told me that you said something so creepy 382 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,110 that I seemed great in comparison. 383 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,821 I know exactly what it was. 384 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,781 No, actually, there was a couple of things it could've been. 385 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,409 Whichever one it was, it was creepy. 386 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,911 Anyway, I went over to comfort her, 387 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,581 and we talked, and I think we're gonna give it another chance. 388 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,960 I am so happy for you! 389 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,337 Hey, we should celebrate. 390 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,257 - House of Pies? - You know it. 391 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,092 Ah! 392 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,511 Should we invite Nell? 393 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:59,222 Do we have to? Nah.