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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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That was Channel Seven,
they want me
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to fill in for the regular
weather girl on Friday.
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Heather with the Weather?
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Heather has to go
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to her grandma's funeral
in El Paso.
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Which is obviously sad.
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You don't look sad.
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Well, I am.
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Overnight, into the morning,
we'll be seeing
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some wind gusts which should
clear out those clouds.
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Dang, she's really good.
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Heather will be back
with the weather on Monday,
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unless she needs a few
extra days with her family,
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which would be
very understandable,
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given the tragedy
that's befallen her.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey.
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No CeeCee today?
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No, but it's nice when you're
disappointed it's just me.
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I am always happy to see you.
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But happier when
I bring your granddaughter.
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I'm not gonna
lie in church, so yes.
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I brought you some canned goods
for the food drive.
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That is very thoughtful.
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Well, you haven't seen
the expiration dates.
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Mary, did you order the... Oh.
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Hey there, Mandy.
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Didn't know we had
a celebrity in our midst.
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Oh, please,
it's just the local news.
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Well, let's not forget
the biggest celebrity of all.
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He's here, too.
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Amen to that.
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
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I don't know if Mary
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told you about the church
carnival we have coming up?
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It's a pretty big deal,
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some might even
call it newsworthy.
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Oh, well, me and Georgie
will try to stop by.
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Oh, I think what
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Pastor Jeff is trying to say
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is that it could be really
helpful if you were to
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run it by your bosses...
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Please put it on the news.
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That.
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All the money goes to charity,
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and we could really
use the publicity.
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Well, we do cover that
sort of thing, so I'll check.
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And, if you do,
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maybe you could wear something
a little more modest than usual.
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Don't blow this.
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Just sometimes
she shows too much bosom.
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If her boss is okay with it,
we should be, too.
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What about our boss?
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Jesus hung out with prostitutes.
He's fine.
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It's a win-win.
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Church gets some publicity
for their charity thing
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and I get extra air time.
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So you'll cover
the Baptist church
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but not the Catholic church.
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Hey, I would cover a cult
if it got me on TV more.
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Well, then,
you're off to a good start.
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Well, church carnival's
actually pretty fun.
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There's booths and games,
Pastor Jeff in a dunk tank.
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You know, I had my first kiss
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at a church carnival
kissing booth.
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You paid for your first kiss?
That's sad.
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It was a thing people did,
it wasn't weird.
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Yeah, she was
my Sunday school teacher.
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Okay, it was weird.
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Maybe the shop
should sponsor a booth.
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I mean a game,
not a creepy one like his.
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His was a game: herpes roulette.
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I'm thinking like
throw a football through a tire
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and win a free oil change.
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You sure?
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This is Texas, a lot of people
can throw a football.
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I can't.
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No, son, you really can't.
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I can teach him.
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No, son, you really can't.
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So, what you think?
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It's a great idea.
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- Really?
- Yeah
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Advertising, build some
goodwill with the community.
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Huh. You don't
usually agree with me.
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Well, you don't
usually have good ideas.
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Are you messing with me?
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No, I think this is smart.
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Are you doing
reverse psychology?
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No.
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Are you doing
reverse psychology?
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I don't think so.
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So what's happening,
are we doing the booth or not?
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I'm not sure anymore.
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Okay, so they're gonna go live
to us in about 20 minutes.
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Just keep it casual
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and look at me,
not at the camera.
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You don't need
to explain it to me,
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I'm also in the news business.
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The good news business.
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Funny.
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I got more like that.
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Can't wait.
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So, uh, any questions?
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Yes. Does that blouse
have one more button
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or is that all the way up?
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You're blowing it again.
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Pretty as a picture.
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You know, you're
looking a little shiny.
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Do you want me to powder you?
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I have my own makeup, thank you.
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Damn it.
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Church carnival.
"Dang its" only please.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Great, no winners so far,
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but I'm handing out
a lot of business cards.
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I guess everyone
can't throw a football.
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I rigged it.
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The ball's extra heavy
and the tire's extra small.
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What, you're cheating
at a church carnival?
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How are you your mother's son?
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I think it skips a generation.
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Also,
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what if when you're
interviewing Pastor Jeff,
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our booth is in the background?
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So Mandy McAllister's
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is standing in front of
the McAllister Tire booth?
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Yeah.
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And maybe take it down a button.
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Okay, you and your mother need
to think less about my cleavage.
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The pet python was finally
found in the bathroom
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at the local park,
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so just remember,
look before you leak.
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And if you're looking
for something fun to do
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with the family this weekend,
our very own Mandy McAllister
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has a suggestion. Mandy?
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Thank you, Kimberly.
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So, I'm here
with Pastor Jeff Difford
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at the First Baptist
Church carnival
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where the funnel cakes are hot,
the booths are hopping,
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and all the money
goes to charity.
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Pastor Jeff,
give us the details.
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Well, the devil's
in the details,
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but I'll give you the scoop.
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- Just a little church humor.
- Mm-hmm.
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You did warn me.
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We'll be out here all weekend
raising money
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for the food bank.
It's gonna be full of
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good old-fashioned
wholesome fun.
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Sack races, egg toss...
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You might even get a chance
to sink yours truly
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in the dunk tank.
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Oh, well, that is tempting.
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And it's gonna be
a beautiful day for it.
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I've predicted sunny skies
all through Monday.
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Guess we've got Him
to thank for that.
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Or Her.
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Oh, I meant God.
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No, I know, so did I.
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But God's a man.
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Yeah, could be a woman.
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"Our Father who art in heaven."
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Sounds like a man.
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Fair point, although,
"created all life"
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sounds like a woman.
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Well, He's not.
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I'm just saying, we don't know.
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You may not, but I do.
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Well, one thing we can agree on,
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the carnival's open from noon
till 9:00 Saturday and Sunday,
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so come on down.
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For Channel Seven,
I'm Mandy McAllister.
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He's a man.
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And we're clear.
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Okay. Well, that was fun.
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What?
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Look, I know your mom's upset,
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but other than her
and Pastor Jeff,
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I promise, no one cares.
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So God's a woman?
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See?
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Come on,
it's not that big a deal.
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It is a huge deal.
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Dad, you get
I didn't say anything bad?
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Still shouldn't have said it.
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Oh, my God.
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Maybe cool it with
the "G" word for a while.
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It's not like I said
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God doesn't exist,
because I think She does.
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Not funny.
I have to live in this town.
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I have
a hair appointment tomorrow.
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That is three hours
of dirty looks
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and "bless your hearts."
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You're overreacting.
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There's three things
you don't talk about in Texas:
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Religion, politics and money.
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What about sex?
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Four things.
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Well, maybe it's time
we start talking about them.
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Bless your heart.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Well, I can assure you,
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her views do not
reflect those of the station
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and we will take care of it.
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I don't think
we stone people anymore.
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Thanks for calling.
Goodbye, Reverend.
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Let me guess, another fan?
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It's not a joke,
folks are really upset. Listen.
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Tell that blaspheming bimbo
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she can do her next
weather report from hell.
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Well, that's silly.
It's gonna be hot there.
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Maybe we should pull you
off the schedule for a while,
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- let everybody cool down.
- No, no, no,
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don't take me off the air.
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I can fix this.
I'll just apologize.
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Really?
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Yeah. Why are you surprised?
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'Cause as long
as I've known you,
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I've never heard you
apologize for anything.
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And I am so sorry for that...
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I heard it, I'll practice.
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And before we go to commercial,
our Channel Seven weather girl,
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Mandy McAllister, has a special
message for our audience.
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Mandy.
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Thanks, Kimberly.
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I just wanted
to address some comments
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I made on air yesterday.
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I meant no disrespect,
but I understand
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if some of you were offended,
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so, from the bottom of my heart,
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I'm sorry
you took it the wrong way.
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Personally,
I thought it was a compliment.
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I think women are great
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and God would be
so lucky to be one.
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But this is Texas,
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so I should've
kept my mouth shut.
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Back to you, Kimberly.
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Okey dokey.
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And while we go to commercial,
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how about we all pray for Mandy.
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Suspended. Can you believe it?
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Oh, I got suspended
a ton of times.
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It ain't bad.
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Sit at home, watch TV,
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hit your dad's liquor cabinet.
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Okay, this isn't
high school, Georgie.
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I could lose my job.
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You ain't gonna lose nothing.
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You just got to
let this blow over.
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Somebody'll grow
the world's biggest pumpkin
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and they'll forget
all about you.
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I really don't think so.
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You see how huge
some of them pumpkins get?
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You could live in 'em.
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Do you think
what I said was so wrong?
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I don't know,
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I guess I never really
thought about it.
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Why would you? You're a man.
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00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,734
Hey, if God's a woman,
I'm cool with it.
261
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,518
You really feel that way?
262
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,085
Yeah.
263
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:54,088
Wow, I wish everybody
was as open-minded as you.
264
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:57,961
I mean, if you think about it,
plagues, floods...
265
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,268
that kind of temper
sounds like a woman to me.
266
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,229
I bet that's the look God gives
right before She smites folks.
267
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,587
- Hey.
- Hey, honey. Everything okay?
268
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,199
Not really. Mandy got suspended.
269
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,549
I heard, I'm sorry.
270
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:21,985
Are you?
271
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,726
Of course.
272
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,555
She's my daughter-in-law
and I love her.
273
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,166
But she said what she said.
274
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,387
Then she tried to undo
what she said and she said more.
275
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,217
She was only at that carnival
'cause y'all asked.
276
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,785
I didn't ask her to mock God.
277
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,700
She said she's sorry.
278
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,311
That I took it
the wrong way, I heard.
279
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,313
That ain't what she meant.
280
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,402
Georgie,
what do you want me to do?
281
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,056
I can't help
that people are mad.
282
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:53,016
Maybe Pastor Jeff can
say something in his sermon.
283
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:57,064
You know, love the sinner,
judge not lest you be judged,
284
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,414
give Mandy a break 'cause
her husband's drowning in debt.
285
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,417
I will talk to him,
286
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,941
but he is mighty peeved.
287
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,291
Yeah, but he listens to you,
so you can de-peeve him.
288
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,251
"De-peeve him?"
289
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,340
Un-peeve him?
290
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,212
No, it's "de-peeve."
291
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,437
What you reading?
292
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,873
Another batch of hate mail.
293
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,834
Joke's on you,
"Satan Barbie" sounds cool.
294
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,532
May I?
295
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,795
Oh, yeah, knock yourself out.
296
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,234
So, the bad ones go here
297
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,932
and the really bad ones go here.
298
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,073
What's that pile?
299
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:50,770
You don't want to know.
300
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,209
I thought at least
one person would be on my side.
301
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,211
Now, hold on.
302
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,603
I think this one...
303
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,390
No. Whoa. Yeah, no.
304
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,873
- Hey. Where you been?
- Church.
305
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,831
Congratulations,
306
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,616
you knocked a pregnant teenager
off the top of the prayer list.
307
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,880
Someone's the belle of the ball.
308
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,578
Why were you at church?
309
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,754
I was hoping I could get
Pastor Jeff to say something
310
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,147
in his sermon
to calm everyone down.
311
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,583
Is he gonna?
312
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,367
- He will.
- Great.
313
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,500
If you sit down with him
314
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,371
on air and publicly apologize.
315
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:30,157
Oh, no. I will not be extorted.
316
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,986
Okay. Well, I tried.
317
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,913
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Hey! Hey, I'll do it!
318
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,834
Shouldn't you be working?
319
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,270
On what? We've barely
had any customers
320
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,924
since your wife made God mad.
321
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,928
There's a car up on the lift.
322
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,494
Yeah, mine.
323
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,888
Figure I'd change the shocks
on what may be my new home.
324
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,370
She's gonna fix this and
everything'll be back to normal.
325
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,720
Doesn't help
that her name is on the store.
326
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,027
So we'll change
the name to Cooper.
327
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,985
Why not Alvarez?
328
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,813
Cooper's got two "O" s.
329
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,033
We can make 'em look like tires.
330
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,687
I want to argue with that
but it's good.
331
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,217
I thought Mandy threw
those letters away.
332
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,610
She did.
333
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,179
You took 'em out of the trash?
334
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,399
I tried not to.
335
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,574
I failed.
336
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,146
What is wrong with people?
337
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,061
They don't
have to agree with her,
338
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,238
but there's no reason
to tear her apart.
339
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:57,026
You know, we got one of them AOL
discs in the mail the other day.
340
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,941
What about it?
341
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,422
I have a feeling this whole
World Wide Web thing
342
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,293
is gonna bring us all together.
343
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,254
Make people kind.
344
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,212
Can't happen soon enough.
345
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,475
People all over the world
talking to each other.
346
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,130
I don't see the downside.
347
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,923
- Hey.
- Hey.
348
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,708
You're not reading
more of them letters are you?
349
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,492
Oh, my mom found
this one in the pile,
350
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,798
it's from a little girl.
351
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,235
They can be mean.
Don't take it personal.
352
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,498
No, she thanked me
for what I said.
353
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,023
She called me an inspiration.
354
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,633
She didn't spell it right,
but it still counts.
355
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,854
I-N-S-P-I-R-A-T-I-O-N?
356
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,117
Yes.
357
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,335
Take that, Sheldon.
358
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,165
Anyway, it got me
thinking about CeeCee
359
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,080
and the kind of example
I'm setting.
360
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,603
What do you mean?
361
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,389
Being a hypocrite
just to keep my job.
362
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,565
Everybody does that.
363
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,567
Besides, she's gonna
364
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,265
grow up with
a famous news lady for a mom.
365
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,832
That's a good example.
366
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,964
I guess.
367
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,401
Oh, come on,
great job, beautiful kid,
368
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,533
young trophy husband.
369
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,362
You've got it all.
370
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,582
Trophy husband, huh?
371
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:15,931
You've seen me
with my shirt off.
372
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,289
Pastor Jeff,
thank you again for doing this.
373
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,988
Happy to be an example
of Christian forgiveness.
374
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,774
Get that all out now.
375
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,471
I was just stretching my eyes.
376
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,212
Okay, we're back
377
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,259
in five, four...
378
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,438
Hi, Mandy McAllister again.
379
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,092
Don't change the channel.
380
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,225
I know I upset a lot of people,
381
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,620
and I realized that
instead of talking more,
382
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,535
I should listen.
383
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,712
Which is why I have Pastor Jeff
from First Baptist here with me.
384
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,453
Can I just say,
385
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:03,196
I am so sorry
that I offended you.
386
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,589
Thank you.
387
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,157
And I understand you've been
getting a lot of hate mail,
388
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,464
so I would like to remind
my Christian community
389
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:14,511
that is not how Jesus
teaches us to behave.
390
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,513
We don't write nasty letters
about our neighbors.
391
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,255
We write them
about The Simpsons.
392
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,040
And thanks to our campaign...
393
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:25,218
Why's she staring like that?
394
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,568
I think she's trying
not to roll her eyes.
395
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,138
Well, I'm so glad
we could put this behind us.
396
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,054
I think what ruffled
the feathers of my flock
397
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:38,318
was that your comment
seemed disrespectful of God.
398
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,667
Mm-hmm. We good?
399
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,453
And frankly a little
ignorant of the scripture.
400
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:47,544
"For God so loved the world
that He gave His only son."
401
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,024
Okay, you know what?
402
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,112
I can't do this.
403
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,984
Sure you can. Keep going.
404
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,770
I didn't mean to offend you,
and I am sorry for that,
405
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,381
but I'm not sorry
for what I said.
406
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,775
I don't want my daughter
or any other little girl
407
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:04,561
thinking that they need to
apologize for having an opinion.
408
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,912
So if that's what it takes
for me to keep this job then...
409
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,914
I quit.
410
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,569
What did she do?
411
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,180
What did I do?
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