Original subtitles

-The sun, which is, in the overall picture

of the universe, a rather insignificant star,

is, however, important to us in many ways.

Can you give me some examples?

Derek?

Come on, the sun.

You know, right outside the window.

-Tito?

-I don't know.

-Of course not.

-Penny?

-Light and heat.

-(FALSETTO) Light and heat.

[laughs]

-(FALSETTO) Light and heat.

-Very good.

Now, an eclipse-- your reading assignment from last night.

Hey.

Come up here.

Be the Earth.

[laughter]

[applause]

MR. ANTONINI: Impressive.

Impressive.

Tito, help him out.

-You picking on me, man?

-A solar eclipse is when the moon blocks the sun's light

from reaching the Earth.

We're in the shadow, like this golf ball.

Now imagine it's the moon, coming

between the sun and the Earth--

[laughter]

DEREK: All day long.

[laughter]

-You people are sad.

Very sad.

I mean, you don't care about anything

but your small, narrow lives.

-Look, why don't you just pass me out

of this boring class, OK?

DEREK: Yeah, this outer space bull.

-Who cares, Antonini?

-I care.

-I'm impressed.

Now say you're sorry.

-I am sorry that I have students like you.

You go see Principal Montgomery.

-Forget it.

-(SHOUTING) Get up!

-Unh!

DEREK: Ooooh.

-Don't you ever talk to me like that again.

-You're gonna be sorry you did that.

-No I'm not.

Somebody should've slapped you a long time ago.

-(SHOUTING) Shut up!

DEREK: (QUIETLY) Shoot him, Tito.

LYNETTE: Do it.

Do it!

[laughs]

-Shoot him, Tito.

-What do you think, Mr. Antonini?

-Shoot him.

-Shoot him, Tito.

-Please, Tito.

-Say, Tito, please don't.

-Tito, please don't.

-Please don't, Mister, Mister Tito.

[laughs]

-Shut up.

-Please, Mr. Tito.

-Please?

OK.

[gunshot]

[theme music]

THEME SONG: We never thought of finding

a place where we belong.

Don't have to stand alone.

We'll never let you fall.

Don't need permission to decide what you believe.

Hoo!

I said, jump!

Down on Jump Street.

I said, jump!

Down on Jump Street.

Your friends'll be there when your back is to the wall.

You'll find you'll need us 'cause there's no one else

to call.

When it looks hopeless, a decision's what you need.

You better be ready to, be ready to jump!

21 Jump Street.

-He's lucky it was a .22 and went straight through,

or this kid would be looking at murder.

FULLER: Mm.

-Antonini coming back to teach?

-I doubt it.

The guy was already on edge.

He had a two-week leave last season, second semester.

And a bunch of kids spray-painted his house

last Christmas.

He was their favorite target.

-There's always one, huh?

Mine was Mr. Demers.

He'd say, sit down, kids.

We'd just plop right down there on the floor like that,

you know?

We used to have some big laughs.

-Yeah, but it's a lot less amusing

when half the class is armed.

-I'm hip.

Now who's Derek?

-He's the shooter's best friend.

If he's not selling the guns, then he'll

certainly know who is.

-Sounds like a great school.

Who's my back-up?

-You're looking at him.

PENHALL: Adam Fuller, man undercover

HANSON: Put me in, Coach.

I gotta see this one live and in person.

-I'm taking over Antonini's class, Hoffs, so don't be late.

-Just one question.

Are you a tough grader?

-On your homework or the case?

HOFFS: Hey, I like working with the boss.

-We'll see.

PENHALL: [hums horse race bugle call]

-Go, go, go, go.

-0:04.5, not bad.

-I dunno.

Think we should train him on one of those wheels.

-I don't even want to know.

PENHALL: We're racing Blowfish's guinea pig.

-All right, put me in for $20.

-I don't know, I think he needs a little bit more roadwork.

HANSON: Oh, who cares?

I'm out of here.

PENHALL: What?

Another broken date?

-I wish.

Lunch with my mom and Bob.

-Ms. Hanson's boyfriend.

-Bob sells cars.

-Oh yeah?

Hey, maybe he can get me a good deal, huh?

Yeah, I'll tell you what-- I'll fix him up with your mom.

[bell rings]

-Enemy territory, Adam.

Some teachers team when they travel these halls.

-Well, I'm not worried, sir.

-Ray.

I may be principal, but one thing we all are here

are grunts.

First Airborne, Vietnam, two tours.

You?

-Conscientious objector, University of Toronto, '68-'69.

Just kidding, Ray.

Golf's my biggest demon these days.

-Mike Antonini was science professor extraordinaire,

and those monsters took that away from him.

More even than shooting Mike, they gradually

robbed him of his love of teaching,

and they're doing the same thing to all of us.

-Right on, right on, Al.

I feel that we need to do something more tangible.

-[clears throat] People.

Adam Honeycutt, Mr. Antonini's sub.

-Man, I don't envy you.

Al Bernard.

-Al.

-Al and Mr. Antonini are close friends.

-Yeah, well, I hope he's all right.

-Yeah, he's going to be fine.

I talked to him last night in the hospital.

He said to warn whoever took over his classes to watch out

for Tito's buddies, so consider yourself warned.

-Mike mention any names?

-Oh, take your pick.

But I tell you, any punk crosses me

or any member of this faculty, he just watches out!

[coffee splashes on floor]

I'm sorry.

FULLER: Yeah.

Those coffee stains can ruin someone's Air Jordans.

-Pretty cocky for a new recruit, aren't you?

-Yeah, well, I like to fly in under the radar.

Forget the administration.

Just get the kids on your side.

-Well, that's a nice idea.

We got a pretty bad situation here.

-Yeah, worst in the city, they say.

-You tell me after today.

-Hey, look.

Check it out, man.

Someone's blood's on the desk.

-I'll never forget the look on Antonini's face.

DEREK: Tito was nuts, man.

-Anybody sit here?

-Not anymore.

-What are you, girl?

-Oh, I'm new.

You must be old.

-That's Tito's seat.

-Who?

-Forget it.

He ain't coming back.

I'm Derek.

-Judy Johnson-- JJ-- from Orlando.

-And I'm Derek's girl.

-Oh, really now?

How quaint.

So, Derek, what's this class like?

[bell rings]

-Uh--

[laughter and talking]

-(FIRMLY) Take your seats, please.

-Guess we're going to find out.

HOFFS: Mm, I guess so.

-Physical sciences, right?

-Yes, sir.

GIRL: Very physical, honey.

-They tell me there was a shooting here.

-Yeah.

Should have been there.

-It's a terrible thing, isn't it?

-What's gonna happen to, uh, Tito?

-I don't know.

But the two people involved are gone.

So what we're going to do is move on.

-Are you scared?

-Should I be?

-Can you dodge bullets, Honeycutt?

[laughs]

-Open your books to page 89.

-Aw, gosh!

I forgot mine.

[laughter]

-Oh.

Use mine.

Read aloud.

-Hah.

Hahah.

I don't feel like it.

-OK.

You.

You read.

-"Volcanos gives clues to the Earth's history, evolution,

and its interior.

The emit gasses, liquids and solids."

[WHISTLING "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB"]

-"The liquid emissions are known as lava, which"--

FULLER: Stop.

[laughter]

-Feel like reading yet?

-Nope.

FULLER: I'll tell you what.

How would you like an A in this class

and be finished with it for the rest of the year?

-Yeah!

I could deal with that.

Haha!

-Then read the next paragraph from where

she left off, without a mistake, and you got it.

-Hah.

[laughter] Man, well, what-- what if I mess up?

-Then you wash my car every day till the end of the year.

[laughter]

-[laughs] No way, man.

I don't even feel like it. [laughs]

-Sure.

Then why don't you tell us where we are?

DEREK: [laughs]

-(WHISPERING) The guy's a jerk.

-Shut up.

-Hi.

-Hi, Tom.

-Hi.

-Good to see you.

-Good to see you, Bob.

Mom.

-Hi, honey.

Well, you caught us.

I think that's easy to do.

-I'm sorry.

-Well.

How's work?

-Good.

Very good.

-Well, um-- we have some news.

-You sell the most cars again this month, Bob?

[laughs]

-No, no.

Bob and I have decided that we're going to live together.

-It's all right, Tom.

Because we're going to get married, probably.

-When?

-Uh, when are we getting married,

or when are we going to move in together?

-Both.

-Well, right away.

And then whenever it works out.

-Do you have a problem with that, Tom

-Oh, no, it's just-- I mean people

live together all the time these days.

It's just a little, uh, surprise.

-We wanted you to be the first to know.

I knew you'd understand.

-I understand completely.

-Hey, man, I got that tape player for you.

My car, three o'clock.

-Hey, Billy.

I heard you're shopping around for some merchandise.

Watch out for shoddy products, man.

A bargain ain't a bargain unless it works.

-But-- but Cosmo, I only have $30.

-Then give her Chanel.

I gotta case.

Hey, bag man, adios.

MR. BERNARD: I always sit here.

That way my back is to the wall and none of these kids

can sneak up behind me.

-Al, who's gonna sneak up on you?

-That's the problem.

I don't know.

How about Derek and Jo Jo?

FULLER: Didn't you have Derek in your class last year?

MR. BERNARD: Yeah.

-How was he?

-I don't know.

He didn't stay long enough for me to find out.

I gave him a B-minus, got rid of him.

-That's a pretty good grade for a kid with a reading problem.

-How'd you find that out?

-His transcript.

He's got the IQ but no grades, except math.

I just guessed.

-He is a time bomb.

FULLER: I don't think so.

-No?

Last year, we had a locker raid, we found 13 guns.

How do you fight that, Mr. Honeycutt?

-Hey!

-Hey, hey, hey, Derek, Derek, Derek!

-Yo, yo, what's up?

Oh, I got it!

-Oh!

-Oh, kid.

That was stupid!

-Yeah, but you took my tuna.

-(MOCKINGLY IMITATING HIM) What-- what you say?

I couldn't understand.

[hearing aid squeals]

-Retard.

[hearing aid squeals]

Lynette, look what that kid did.

-You're lucky Bernard didn't see you.

-He's looking over here now.

Give me your purse.

Come on, give me your purse.

-What's that girl got?

-Let's see the purse.

-What for?

-Let me see it.

You're carrying a weapon.

-A weapon?

You're crazy.

-Oh, I'm so scared.

-Just give me the purse.

[silence falls in cafeteria]

-Surprised?

[derek and jo jo cackle]

-Hey, Mister-- Mr. Bernard.

You want to borrow it?

[derek and jo jo cackle]

-Boy, do things change.

I remember when the biggest problem

you could have with a kid was them sticking a "Kick Me"

sign on the back of your sweater.

[both laugh]

-When I was student teaching, that happened to me.

And the rest of the faculty, they

let me wear that thing for three more periods

before they said anything to me.

Oh, kick me?

Now they just pull the trigger.

Aww.

Boy, I wonder whose car that is.

-Mine.

PENHALL: You know what I hate?

When a good friend asks you to help him move.

You can't not do it, but it's like a major pain.

-Well, in your case, Penhall, moving

involves a cough, color TV, and 17 crates of records.

-Hey, I want to know if I move, I can fit everything in my car.

-Yeah?

Where you going?

-I want to be ready.

15 minutes-- anywhere in the world.

--[sigh] My mother saved everything from before she was

born-- everything.

-On the other hand, one wonders why there are moving companies.

I mean, don't they deserve somebody's business?

-Yeah!

How about that, Hanson?

Hah?

-So, uh, how long you figure this guy's

gonna shack up with your mom?

-You don't shack up with someone's mom.

-I like him.

-Yeah.

I mean, besides, if he makes her happy, why not?

-Because it's just not right.

-Proper?

Officer Hanson wants proper for his mother?

You gotta get with the times, old man.

-She wants me involved.

She even got Bob to ask me to go bowling.

You know, a man-to-man night of camaraderie?

-A bowler?

Well, you guys got a lot in common already.

Two men competing in the world's most boring sport.

You guys'll be best friends by the end of the night.

-Oh, well, I'm glad to see he's got the heavy stuff out.

Come on, guys.

[music playing]

-Morning, Adam.

-See what those punks did to my car?

-I wondered what happened.

-I just paid it off, too.

You have any idea who did this?

-What difference does it make?

Take your pick.

All these kids are bums.

You need to protect yourself, Adam.

I have.

-What are you talking about?

-I have a little insurance.

-Insurance?

-I have a permit here to carry a concealed weapon.

One does not want to be outside the law.

JO JO: So you score yet?

-I just met the girl, Jo Jo.

JO JO: Lynette's got you trained to expect nothing, man.

-Girls allowed?

-Depends. [kiss]

-Yeah.

Sure.

HOFFS: You trash the sub's car?

-I don't think so.

Did you?

-I just figured since he made a fool of you and all.

-He didn't make a fool of me.

I made a fool of him.

-Mm-hm.

He treated you lousy.

-Uh-oh.

-I thought we were eating together.

-Uh, I-- I'm already done, baby.

Sorry. [laughs]

-Derek, tell your old girl if he drops any of her slop on me,

I'll rearrange her face.

JO JO: Oooh!

[derek and jo jo cackle]

-Whoa!

[scream]

[cheering and shouting]

-Get up!

MR. BERNARD: Hey!

Hey! [inaudible] All right, ease off.

All right, ease off.

That's it.

-Ho!

Ho, ho!

-Come on.

Come on, [inaudible], ease off.

-Did I see a knife?

-Must have been a brush.

-I just dropped my tray, is all.

-Yeah, that's right.

-Let's go, Al.

-All right, show's over.

You, clean it up.

-(SCREAMING) I swear I'm gonna kill you!

-OK, Lynette.

My office for that one.

Go on.

Come on.

MR. BERNARD: All right, come on now.

Break it up.

Sit down.

Everybody down.

Let's go.

-Hey.

Hi, I'm Cosmo.

-Yeah, so?

-So you want a piece?

-What?

-[laughs] A piece.

A gun.

-Oh, why?

-She's real mad.

I think you're gonna need one.

-Yeah, yeah, OK.

Yeah?

-Maybe, maybe.

-Purse-size, good quality?

I'll see what I can work out.

[bell rings]

-Mr. Honeycutt?

-Are you all right?

-Yeah, yeah.

-All right, is this important?

-Someone tried to sell me a piece.

Kid named Cosmo.

-What about Derek Ford?

-I think he's just a rough kid.

-I got a guy carrying-- Al Bernard.

-An armed teacher?

-Yeah.

But remember, we're here for the dealers.

We don't want them-- get to class, Miss Johnson.

Air is made up of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide,

and water vapor.

Now nitrogen is the biggest portion,

but oxygen is what we need-- to live.

STUDENTS: Whoa.

-OK, whose is this?

Now obviously this is not the only knife or weapon

in this class.

-This was found behind a fire extinguisher

in the east stairwell.

-Is it loaded?

-It was.

-Well, maybe this will finally get the school board

to respond to our complaints.

-They already have.

There's an armed police officer undercover as a student

here at Henry Clay.

-Well that's great.

-Yeah, great.

-Are you people nuts?

One cop against hundreds of gun-toting kids?

-It's a start, Al.

-Let me tell you something.

They already have a big head start,

and we've got to take care of ourselves.

Come on, Harry, let's go.

MR. MONTGOMERY: Don't get panicked, folks.

There are other measures that are being considered.

-Are you worried?

-Hm?

Oh, no.

No, not really.

-Well, that's good.

Um, would you like to go out with me this evening?

-Tonight?

-Yeah.

-I thought maybe we could go shopping together.

-Shopping?

Oh, like to the grocery?

Maybe make dinner?

-No.

Like to a gun shop.

-I see.

Sure.

Love to.

-Great.

-(SHOUTING) OK, let's go, everybody.

Everybody out.

Back to class.

Come on out of there.

Come on out of there.

Put them out.

Put them out.

Everybody back to class.

You, come here.

Come here.

-Hey, man, leave me alone, man.

-Come here.

You listen up.

Don't challenge me in the classroom.

I gave you a freebie today, but that is it.

-Man, what you talking about?

-You got a knife in there?

-Let go of me!

Get off me.

You crazy or something?

-All right, I'll tell you what.

You can't read worth a darn.

We both know that.

And that's too bad.

Slows my class down, and it slows you down.

I won't call on you anymore if you

agree to retake the remedial reading class you already

passed.

-No way.

-Derek.

-What, man, what?

-Think about it, Derek.

You're no dummy.

-Listen, stud man, if you think you can handle Lynette,

then you take her.

-Hey, Derek!

[scream]

-But she's so uptight--

[screaming]

-(SHOUTING) Get out of my way!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

-Too bad, retard!

-Billy, stop it!

[gunshot]

-Ow!

Ow!

Aahhhh!

-Is Billy going to lose his hand?

-Nah, I doubt it.

-But why did that happen?

-Well, it happened because kids have been picking on him all

his life because he's handicapped.

He wanted to get even, so he finally struck back.

-No, I mean about the gun exploding.

-It's a cheap gun.

Saturday night special.

Cost about $20.

Fires five .22s if you're lucky, before they destruct.

-Really?

-Really.

Look, Joan, are you sure you want to do this?

-I don't want to get shot, I know that.

-Having a gun isn't necessarily going

to keep you from being shot.

-Heh.

You know, I can't believe I'm doing this.

I mean, here we are, we're two teachers and we're buying guns.

Uh, you remember that old, uh, saying?

Why do I teach?

Two reasons.

-July and August, yeah.

-Yeah. [laughs] Well, when I first started teaching,

I hated July and August because I couldn't be around the kids.

I love watching them learn, feeling their energy?

KID: Man, did you see that biker splattered all over--

KID: That was bad, man.

I think he died.

-Now I'm scared of them.

FULLER: Everybody's got to realize

that some of these schools are hard.

They're dangerous, I know.

I'm in and out of them every week.

Pretending there isn't a problem doesn't help.

-I teach in a tough school.

A teacher was shot.

I'm scared.

-I don't blame you.

But buying a gun is not the answer.

-A lot of faculty have them.

-Yeah, and I can just about guess which ones.

-You know, I'm not doing this bec--

I just hate being scared all the time.

-Ooh, strike on the extra frame.

That is, uh, one-six-five.

Got you three games to two-- best out of seven.

-I can keep score.

-I'll tell you what, let's just double up on this game,

call it the last.

-$20?

-Let's be bold.

How about $50?

-Okey-doke.

How about $100?

-There you go.

Another beer?

-Yeah, thanks.

-Uh, Miss, two beers here, please.

Yes!

Oh!

[laughs]

-That's three in a row.

-Oh, I'm just warming up.

Hey, Tom, you ever thing about trading in that old Mustang?

-I like my car.

It was my dad's.

-Oh, I'm sorry.

I was just asking.

I didn't know.

Yeah, I guess you were right about my luck.

-Yeah.

OK, one-seven-oh for Tom, 231 for old Bob.

-Nice game, Bob.

-Yeah, that's the best I've done in quite a while.

Listen, Tom, I'm sorry about the car.

That was just salesman's instinct.

-Oh, no, that's all right.

Here you go.

-Why don't you hold onto that?

-Why?

-Because I'm at 230 average bowler and I told you 160.

I was hustling you.

-You were hustling me.

BOB: Yeah.

-Why?

-Well, that's the only way I could figure out

if you were hustling me.

-I was.

Listen, uh, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.

What are your plans with my mom?

-Well, don't you think that's between me and your mom?

Look, Tom, I know you're not real happy about this,

and I'm sorry you're not happy about it.

You seem like a nice guy.

But either way-- nice guy, not a nice guy--

really doesn't matter.

Doesn't change the fact that I love your mother.

If this thing works out, I'm gonna marry her.

-You been married before?

-Yes, sir, I have.

-More than once?

-Yes, as a matter of fact.

Three times.

Marriage is great.

-Sure.

-Tom, your mother knows all this.

Hey, you know, I don't expect you to fall in love with me

because I go out bowling with you.

But I've been honest with you, and that's all I can do.

The guy that marries your mother may be a bad guy by default.

I'm just asking you to give me a chance here.

-Hey, what's going on up there?

I'm flying first class back here.

[laughter]

-I'm gonna miss my flight.

[beep]

-All right, Jo JO, what do you got?

-Nothing, man.

-What's this?

-It's my letter opener.

-A switchblade letter opener?

-Yeah, I gotta open my mail fast.

I'm a busy man.

-My office, right away.

-Hey, what about my Constitutional rights?

-We'll write you a letter.

-No, no, no, no, what about this guy, Mr. Bernard?

Frisk him and make him go through the detector.

[buzz]

[buzz]

-That's my keys.

-Hah.

-Let me see it, Al.

[laughter]

-Jeez.

[laughter]

-Put it in the box, Al.

-Do I have to?

-Yes, you have to.

[jo jo cackles]

-I better see this again.

-Hey, guaranteed return delivery inside.

$10.

Thank you.

Tell all your friends Cosmo never lies, all right?

-Lock it.

Detoured from the metal detector.

-I may not need one.

I got a buy set up with Cosmo this afternoon.

-Good.

But make the bust before the kids

figure a way to restock this armory.

-What about the teachers?

-They won't walk through the metal detectors

and they can't be randomly searched.

The evidence is blown.

We got lucky with Bernard.

-Oh, that's great news.

No wonder they're carrying guns.

-Hey, I don't make the laws.

I--

-I just enforce them.

FULLER: And I do want those assignments turned in tomorrow.

Derek.

-What?

Hey, Jo Jo, man, I'll talk to you later.

-Have you thought any more about my reading offer?

-[sigh]

I don't know, man.

-You're trying to figure out what my angle is.

-Yeah.

-Look, Derek, I know on the street, you gotta be cool

or you get used.

This isn't the street.

And if you plan on filling out a job application

or ordering in a decent restaurant

or finding a street on a map, you'd

better plan on learning how to read.

Because after you leave here, nobody's going to care.

-Are you really a teacher?

'Cause you don't sound like any I've known.

-Hey, JJ, store's over here, babe.

-This ain't gonna blow up in my face like Billy's?

-Not a chance.

It's quality merchandise you got in your hands there.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-How much?

-$75.

Plus ammo.

-Deal.

-You're under arrest.

Up against the wall.

-Come on, I trusted you.

-The only woman you should trust is your parole officer.

Up against the wall, now.

Move it!

-A cop steals my boyfriend?

Makes him as stupid as you.

-Drop the gun, Lynette.

-Why?

[gunshots]

-You're under arrest!

Trust me, Lynette, I'm a better shot than you.

Come on.

FULLER: You build the weapons up on one side,

the other side feels compelled to do the same thing.

It happens in countries and it happens right here.

-Yeah, but we gotta learn to protect ourselves.

[students agree]

-From who?

Hm?

From other people trying to protect themselves?

-How come you know so much about law and order?

-I got a secret life.

-Mr. Antonini, how are you?

Are you OK?

How you feeling?

-Much better.

Thank you.

Uh, I'm recovering quite well.

-Yes.

You look marvelous.

[laughs]

-We've got your things.

We've packed them up.

-Terrific.

-I know you probably want to say hello to everyone.

I'm afraid Mr. Montgomery isn't here today.

He's downtown.

We've had another unfortunate incident yesterday.

-That's too bad.

How's my class doing?

-Look, the only reason Tito carried

a gun was because the teachers here treated him like dirt.

[students agree]

-And you're all carrying guns.

STUDENT: Bernard.

-So what does that mean?

Hm?

That we turn our classroom into a battlefield?

-Hey, man, maybe he's right.

-Well, listen to Mr. Einstein here.

He can't even read the menu when we walk into McDonald's.

-Hey, don't give me that, Jo Jo!

You can't read so good either.

Don't expect me to back your play anymore.

WOMAN (ON PA): Mr. Honeycutt, please report to the office

immediately.

-Derek.

Why don't you keep the class cool for me.

I'll be right back.

[kids chatting and laughing]

-Hah!

It's good to be here.

Let's see, where were we when we were interrupted?

Penny!

-We were on the sun.

-Very good.

The sun.

-Yeah, the sun, Antonini.

We left off on the sun.

[unsnaps briefcase]

[gasps]

-I would appreciate it if you have any questions or comments,

that you raise your hand.

Now, the sun is actually a controlled nuclear explosion.

FULLER: Yeah, this is Captain Fuller.

Look, we may have a wrinkle here.

I want two units backup, right away.

And roll 'em in silent.

Yeah.

Thanks.

-You're a policeman and you like to be a sub?

-But even the sun will not last forever.

And when it dies--

JO JO: (QUIETLY) Derek, man, the guy is [inaudible].

-Be cool, man.

Be cool.

[gunshot]

-Oh!

[screams]

-(SHOUTING) Destroying the Earth with its immense heat.

I would appreciate your full attention from here

on out, Mr. Ford.

Otherwise I might feel compelled to put a hole in your head.

Anyone have a problem with that?

-No, sir.

-Hah!

Good.

Let's continue.

-Hurry!

I think it's here!

-Physical sciences!

-Oh!

Relax, Honeycutt.

We're here.

Harry, go on the east flank with Adam.

We'll come from this side, we'll have the punk cornered.

-The punk is Antonini, and you are under arrest.

-Only those who misbehave will be punished.

[taking safety off and on]

If you haven't been bad--

[taking safety off and on]

Then there's nothing to worry about.

-Hey!

Adam, I got a permit!

-A permit is not valid on school property, and you know it.

Come on, come on!

-We're on your side.

-I don't want guys like you on my side.

You're as big of a problem as they are.

By the way, you're all under arrest.

Give me a master key.

MR. ANTONINI: It's always very frustrating

to have a few troublemaker screw with the learning

experience for the entire class.

The school's policy concerning discipline has, I think,

been covered.

Right there!

[screams]

-Don't move!

Put your hands on the desk, locking your fingers.

-Do what he says, man, do what he says.

-(SCREAMING) Do it!

[gasps]

-Get up!

I think you owe the whole class an apology, hm?

Say please.

-Please.

-Please, Mr. Antonini?

-Leave him alone!

-Shut up!

[screams]

-Please, Mr. Antonini.

Please, Mr. Antonini?

-Police!

[screams]

STUDENT: A gun!

[screaming]

STUDENT: Get out of the way!

-Is everybody all right?

-Yes.

-Yeah, everything's cool.

Man, look, I'm-- I'm sorry.

-All right, get him out of here.

-There's nothing else I could do.

-Read him his rights.

-They had to learn!

-Thanks, Derek.

You're under arrest, Jo Jo.

-Look, man, I'm sorry.

I did it for you.

Think of Tito, man!

-Out of here.

Out of here!

DEREK: (SHOUTING) I did it for you, man!

I don't want you do die, man!

Don't you understand?

(SCREAMING) Doesn't anybody understand?

-Uh, Mom?

What's going on?

-I'm moving out.

-Moving out?

You just moved in with this guy two days ago.

What happened?

-It was a mistake.

I jumped too soon.

-Why?

-I don't want to talk about it.

-Come on, now, tell me what happened.

-No chemistry.

-Chemistry?

My mother has chemistry?

You were all over each other at the restaurant the other day.

-Well, yeah, but the more you live with somebody,

the more you get to know them.

-Mom, it's been two days.

-You can discover a lot about somebody in two days.

-Mom, is there something you're not telling me here?

-Tom, can we speak one adult to another?

-Yeah.

-You're not going to be upset?

-No, no.

Come on, what is it?

-Tom, Bob-- Bob wasn't very good in bed.

-Ma, I, uh-- I don't want to hear this, OK?

Because I mean, you know, you're my mother.

-You said we could talk.

-Yeah, I know.

I just don't know to hear all the seamy details.

Let's just get this stuff in the car.

-Gee, I didn't think you'd be so squeamish.

Look, there were other problems as well.

It-- it just-- just wasn't right.

-You think you're being a little hard on him?

You know, comparing him with Dad?

-Maybe.

I don't know.

It just felt like I moved too fast.

HANSON: Didn't you, uh, know he had this problem before?

-Tom, what kind of a woman do you think I am?

-230 average, huh?

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