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I have something to tell you.

Hold on. I can read minds through kisses.

- I'll read your mind right now. - We have to break up.

I still love Nikita. You must have known the truth.

You're such a nice guy. You deserve to be loved.

Forgive me. If you can.

ANGELICA

Hello, Lika. I mean daughter.

- Hi. - Sorry if I woke you up.

I need to talk to you. It's urgent.

BAR

- Can you be any louder, jerk? - I forgot to ask your permission.

Hey, mate.

I'm just off the plane. I knew I'd find you in this shithole.

Attention! I've got two news.

- Start with the good one. - They're both bad.

Chingiz is in Moscow, he texted me.

He said he'd rip our throats. He's a man of his words, you know it.

We need money by tomorrow.

We've got enough time to disappear.

Dude, he's not from police, he won't wait for three days.

He'll find us quickly.

And then he'll put us to the stake.

We have to take over Vershinina's flat.

We broke up.

She said she loved Nikita.

And I'm a nice guy.

- Are you nuts? - Let's shake down someone else.

We spent half a year on her.

It's not our job to make fat chicks think they're beautiful.

I bet she's in that blond dude's bed.

It's a small plot of land in the suburb of Moscow.

It belongs to me.

I've been saving money for four months, I didn't eat or drink enough.

I have a small security company.

It's the third biggest security company in Russia.

- What does it have to do with me? - I have an offer.

How about you become an owner of this land? Only on paper.

I can't register it on Inna, they check family members.

I mean you're also my family, but you have a different surname.

I have to be closer to the masses now.

And once the election is over, you'll re-gift it back to me.

I'm sorry, I can't do it.

How about you give it to some charity company?

Hello.

Major Kukota.

Generalissimo Molchanov.

According to our information there's a draft dodger in here.

No, it's all legal, I've got flat feet.

I'm a university student as well.

Are you Leonid Kupriyanov?

Just a second. Leo! Come here for a minute.

Someone's asking for you here, I think he's offering you a job.

Come. Just a second.

There you go. Leonid Kupriyanov in the flesh.

Hope of paratroopers. His head is stronger than a brick.

Here's your mobilization notice. Sign here.

See you at the central conscription office on the 17th. Bring warm clothes.

I'm going to a zumba class with Margo on the 17th.

Choose between one year in army and two years in jail.

Have a good day.

There you go. Just as we agreed.

Thank you. Call us if you need more pranks.

We also organize events, even a funeral.

We can make it fun by adding cheerful medley.

Here's my business card. Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - All the best.

"EMOTION" PRANK AGENCY

Hello.

Roman, I just wanted to talk to you.

Our yesterday's kiss in the park was full of passion.

It gave me goosebumps like I'm 16 again.

So I wonder if you'd like to make me feel young again.

That kiss meant nothing. I just wasn't thinking.

I love Zhenya.

Don't be panicking like a pregnant schoolgirl.

You have to escape, Leo.

Go to Kyzyl. Or better Adygea.

- Huh? - Doesn't matter.

Margo won't wait for you for one year. She's not 16 anymore.

Mama wouldn't wait for you even if she was young. I know her.

Babe!

Baby, what's the matter?

- My pumpkin. - Who hurt you, my baby?

- I don't want to do it. - We got lucky.

It's the only way we can pay Chingiz off and stay alive.

We just have to steal the folder.

Too bad you don't want to help your family.

I'm not offering you a ride to the uni, you'll refuse it anyway.

I'm sorry again, Ivan Davidovich, goodbye.

Let's go.

There they are!

Well, Moses. Where are you taking them? Why did none of you attend the class?

But it will start in seven minutes.

The schedule has changed. As a head girl you should've known it.

It's not fair.

If you dislike me personally, don't punish the whole group.

Then tell the whole group that they'll have a test today.

And you better pass it for your own good.

Robert Valerianovich!

What's wrong?

Zhanna Fedorovna changed the schedule and wants to punish us for noshow.

Listen to me carefully.

Stop plotting against Zhanna Fedorovna

if you don't want your student card in the shredder.

What you did is unacceptable.

Thank you.

You all look surprised. Let me make it clear for you.

We just got a grant from the government. With my help.

Well, with one of my friend's help.

The dean is on my side.

He asked me to be your teacher till the end of the semester.

Get ready.

He left the folder in the car.

This is our plan. I distract the driver, you steal the car and pick me up.

Hold on.

What if he's armed?

Every idiot's got a gun now. Did you think about that?

Let's give it up.

Will you give Chingiz up too?

He'll sooner stitch your mouth with a stapler.

Go, go, go!

It's good you're here.

Leo and I are leaving. We're going to rent a house in Spain.

It'll cost a fortune, but what can we do?

The longer we wait the worse it'll be, just like a tick bite.

How about your job?

I've already submitted my resignation.

Hold on. What about me? What about the money?

You're a grownup.

You can rent out a room in your flat to some migrants as an option.

Mama, did he bite you and you got infected by his stupidity?

We have no time for this. We have to pack, we're leaving tonight.

It feels like I'm leaving my home.

I'm going to the paradise.

Adios.

- Yes! - You yell like a peacock in mating season.

- It won't end well. - Chill. Everything is under control.

There's a traffic jam. Let's turn here.

This is not a bypass road. Go back to the traffic jam.

Don't make me leave a tire mark on your face.

- Let's go. - You're getting your sticker, jerk.

Are you out of your mind?

She's recording us. Get out!

Is she suffering from dementia?

They're not going anywhere. It's a prank.

She wouldn't leave her favorite flask.

What about Schengen visa?

She probably has it, but how about him? He doesn't even have a passport.

You should've become a detective.

Your mom probably figured it out that the military commissar was fake.

They're pranking you back. You either become his friend or lose money.

She wants a battle?

She better gets ready for the fatality.

Pumpkin, how did you guess that the military commissar was fake?

I was checking his jeans before washing

and I found this in the pocket.

"EMOTION" PRANK AGENCY

You're my clever girl.

Shall we begin?

You're using too many filler words, it's unacceptable for a journalist.

You failed.

Do you not know it? I talked about it in today's class.

You failed.

Thus everybody is guaranteed freedom of thought and speech.

Finally. At least someone's prepared. Please hand in your essay.

- What essay? - You failed.

A journalist's legal competence

means his competence which is legal.

You're so cute. You failed even without my help.

Life may play a dirty trick,

it feels like sitting on a stick,

I want no troubles, let me go,

but all I get is a knife in my thro...

- What are you doing? - Does it matter? I'll fail anyway. Bye.

You failed. You failed.

Failed. Failed. Failed. Failed.

Enough. Let's have a deal.

If I answer ten question from the coursebook,

everyone gets an A.

If I fail, then everybody fails.

You're stubborn.

I like stubborn people to get disappointed.

Let's do it.

The car belongs to a deputy Ivan Davidovich Shults.

We want to look him in the eye.

We will stay here until he comes back to pick up his vehicle.

What's the big deal? A deputy hit someone with a car.

Zuckerberg is a beggar comparing to us!

Let's celebrate, mate. Go get beer.

- Now I recognize my old mate! - Go.

Ivan Davidovich? Hi. It's Kirill Rumyantsev.

I just saw a video about your car, can I help you with something?

That video is nothing, I've got a bigger problem.

There was a very important folder in that car.

But getting it from there is a suicide.

I'll get it if it's still there.

Mother, let me introduce you Farhat,

this is Rustam,

this is Farhat's brother Aznur,

and this is, hold on, who are you?

Did you pay the rent? Fine.

I'm renting your room out as you're leaving tonight.

Great. The bogs is there.

Wait till we leave at least. And close the door!

Follow me, boppers.

Is he trying to scare me with migrant workers?

- Good afternoon. - Hello.

- Did something happen? - Zhanna Fedorovna arranged an execution.

I mean a test that no one is able to pass. She's torturing Zhenya now.

Could you maybe talk to the dean?

He doesn't listen to us.

- Hello? - Hello, Robert Valerianovich.

Seems like there's an inspection from Ministry of Education here.

They're going to Zhanna Fedorovna's class.

Welcoming foreign embassies and preparing ambassador's speech.

Correct.

Last question.

What's the print run of this course book?

You said it yourself. Any question from this course book.

I'm sorry, I lied to you, Robert Valerianovich.

I got a complaint from students that they're being assessed unfairly.

I just needed to get you here.

What are you mumbling about? Are you a part of this conspiracy?

I will not let you discredit this amazing teacher.

My friends, would you like to study in some other university?

Why do we have to suffer because of their love triangle?

- Excuse me? - Zhanna is his ex-wife.

But he's now interested in our classmate.

Make it clear, he's hitting on her.

Right. I'm waiting for you in my office.

Almost on time. We're having a party.

Pahlavon became a father of a baby boy! My treat!

That's probably a band.

Hello. Lieutenant Kluev.

We got a complaint about foreign citizens living here without local registration.

Here are the clowns. Did you order them, son?

Prank agency, your prank failed.

- Oops, you lost your hat. - Mom, come here.

Look at me making you half-lieutenant.

You're arrested. You're going to the police office.

- Where are you taking me? - Wait! She's mental, she's got her papers!

Follow me, gentlemen.

Margo!

Kirill! You son of a... I mean good job.

You get yourself into the flames. I like that!

I would do anything for my or almost my family.

It's important. That's why you have to help me again.

I know I'm taking advantage.

But it's only for the sake of our family.

I need you to become an owner of this.

Just until the election is over. Say yes.

- I agree. - Good man.

So you're a professional snitch? It'll help you in your career.

- Why would you call the dean? - Someone had to stop you.

You'll never hurt Zhenya again, or I...

Or what?

Wait! Stop!

Take me instead of her. Please let her go.

She can't go to the jail. Their food is not good.

I'll pay the fine! I'll do anything, just let her go!

A hundred fifty grand!

You've got ten minutes.

Get dressed.

Where did you get all that money?

I've been saving for a plastic surgery. I wanted to get a chin dimple.

Like Justin Timberlake. It's my dream.

Why didn't you just offer them ten grand, idiot?

I wasn't thinking. I was so worried about Margo.

You should've seen his face when I told him Zhanna was torturing you.

- He threw himself into saving you. - He's so nice.

He finally proved that he's ready to fight for our relationship.

He's my knight who defeated that dragon.

DEAN'S OFFICE

Why are you so quiet, Roman?

Did you not enjoy it?

Why can I not hear your song, birdie?

Come here, let me help.

There you go.

- Where is he? - Who?

- When is the last time you saw him? - Who?

Your Kirill. I've been calling him since yesterday.

What happened? What do you want from him?

What happened? I got him sign all the papers.

He's got my land and my security company.

Where will I find this Copperfield now?