Original subtitles

Ryan Gumbel, if you don't... Hey, little

partner, how you doing? You need a room or something?

No, sir. My name is Sean, and I was wondering if you'd like to buy a box of

candy to help keep kids like me off the streets and out of gangs.

See, that's what I'm talking about. A young brother got his head on straight

trying to do the right thing. Of course I'll buy a package of your nubs.

Look here, uh, how much they cost, man? Just $20.

Just $20? Maybe you'll get your little happy year.

Jamie, what are you doing?

I'm about to throw this little hustler out in the street. He tried to sell me a

package of nuts for 20 bones.

20 dollars?

20 bones.

Is that all? Here.

Thank you, miss. Your efforts were not going to recognize. Hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey. You better recognize.

Why don't you sit up here and let this little hustler come in here and hustle

you like that? Tell him I stay out of gangs. So he's probably in the gang

himself. Westside!

See how easy that is for him?

Yeah, well, a real man supports kids that are trying to better themselves.

I love kids.

Well, you know, hey, uh, damn.

I think I love kids, too.

I want to have at least, uh, shoot, two kids. Oh, no, I want at least five.

Three, four, five. Let a brother finish.

Really? Yeah, yeah, really.

As a matter of fact, what I was about to do was, I was about to buy all of

Sean's nubs.

All of them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of them.

But you can check on my blood.

Time to get it started.

You know what to do.

I've been looking like it. Your only thing.

You can't tell me what to do.

You can't tell me what to do. You can't tell me what to do.

Morning, Francesca.

So, how was your weekend?

It was nice. I did a little shopping on Melrose, a little reading. How was

yours? The weekend was fine, but I'm having an ugly morning.

Yeah, I can tell. It's written all over your face.

All right, forget the morning. How was your weekend? Oh, I was laying out

everything because I had splotches on my back. Jamie, Jamie.

I was talking to Braxton.

Oh.

My bad.

I spent the weekend with my nephew.

Oh, that is so nice of you. You know what? We need more men like you,

Oh.

So, what did you do this weekend, Jamie? Throw rocks at cars?

Was that your pintar hit on the 405?

we'll be singing Ain't No Nephew Like the One I Shot.

All right, don't keep having me on that one. I just had to get this picture of

Junior Frames. Woo!

Wasn't he cute?

Yeah, they said I was the prettiest baby in the hospital.

Yeah, the question is, a baby what?

So what are y 'all doing?

Uh, Raxton was just telling us about his nephew.

Hey, you should bring them by sometime. Maybe the three of us can do something.

Oh, I'd like that.

Then it's a date.

Well,

hey, hey, hey. I mean, before you run off, I got a kid myself.

Jamie? Junior, you better say something to your nephew.

Jamie, I'm shocked.

What does the mother look like?

Well, see, it ain't really like that.

But you said you have a kid.

Yeah, I mean, I have a kid, but I mean, I ain't really the father.

I mean, the kid thinks that I am the one, but the kid ain't my son.

Are you talking about one of those Big Brother programs?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The Big Brother. Right, right. The Big

Brother program. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Thank you.

That's really great, Jamie.

Doing something positive for the kids. Cool. Right, right, right. You know,

the least.

that I could do.

So, uh, when can I meet him?

Oh, yeah, uh, whenever you want to meet him.

Well, since you have the rest of the day off, how about today?

Today, today, yeah.

Well, cool, you know, I mean, that ain't a problem.

No problem. And look here, bro, I got a problem.

I need to get a kid.

Uh, yeah, Jamie, that's kind of a sensitive topic with me. I haven't been

woman in five years.

Yeah, well...

Thank you. Oh, you're talking... Oh, come on.

Come on.

Welcome. All right, yeah. Mm -hmm.

Jamie?

Jamie, the hug's over. Oh, you just wanted a regular hug. I thought you

hug, you know?

I see what you're doing.

Where is your conscience?

Oh, my conscience? I left it right here.

Say,

little man, maybe later on we can play some cards.

Cool. How much money you got?

Excuse me?

That toy is still backed up in 227. And stop trying to con that kid.

That woman is always ear hustling, man. Look, I'm going to catch you later,

okay?

I can play catch, man. Oh, man, no. I think we can stay in here and play catch

because the scenery is so good in here. Why don't you go deep?

Yeah, go ahead. Go deep.

Go deeper, baby. There you go.

Deeper. There you go. Now.

No more passing offense.

Hey, um, what do you think about the little hump?

Oh, I think he's so sweet, and I think he'd make a great dad. And I think he'd

make a great dad happy and tired.

Hey, Jamie, you want me to go deep again?

Hey, I'm trying to go deep myself, but you know what I mean.

Jamie, this is so weird.

Why don't the three of us get together and go to a movie later? Look, it'll be

cool, yeah, if you want to go hang out with us, you know, later on.

All right, cool. I'll see you later. All right.

See you later.

Oh, Jamie.

I know what you're doing.

What you talking about, bro?

You're using me to get out fancy.

Oh, come on. That mind your business. That mind your business.

Jamie.

Jamie. Jamie.

Now you want me to run down and get you some chili cheese fries?

acting like a regular old kid. See? You're not acting like a kid that

has bought them some brand new Air Jordans.

And... Oh, yeah.

Maybe I got the new Air Jordans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you the new Air

Jordans, but you gotta start acting right. And if you act right, you can get

new Air Jordans. And until then, say goodbye.

Beep -bop.

I hear you.

Stop it.

40 -ounce slipper don't went bad on it, brother.

So I'm about to go get my release on.

But when I get back, you better have your attitude changed.

No, he kept a diary.

Really? That's great, because you wrote something in it.

What are you talking about, Nelson?

You know the part about how he dreamed you were on a desert island naked with

Denzel?

He took my diary? I'm going to kill him. Where is he?

I don't know.

Last time I saw him, he was working on Braxton's computer. You won't believe

what somebody did to the computer. What?

I was doing an occupancy rate report, and when I opened the computer files,

were all deleted.

He was working on the computer all day. He was what? He was working on the

computer. He took my diary. He doesn't have the authority to work on the

computer. I hear that.

What's going on?

Mr. King, Jamie took my diary. And he deleted all the hotel files from the

computer. I don't want anybody touching my personal property. He's trying to get

me fired. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Now, I know you can't be talking about my Jamie. Come on, let's get back to

work. Hell, I'm missing a whole new box of Cuban cigars, and I think I know who

took them.

Jamie. That could be anybody's watch.

Well, let me see.

Folex? It's definitely Jamie. Junior, I know you are not suggesting that Jamie

took your cigars. Why else would his watch be in our room next to a pair of

scissors and this wig?

I wanted to let you know that Nelson is behind all of this stuff.

Come on, Jamie. Now you're going to blame that poor little kid.

I thought you were a real man.

And I thought you were a loser.

And I was right.

Oh, man, who cares what you think, Jack Astin?

Hey, Auntie, Uncle, whoo!

Glad you got to stay here and let you know that a brother just wouldn't do

something like that. You know, this is crazy.

Sure.

Need a light, brother?

That's what I'm talking about here. Took your cigars, and then I took them from

him. He got one in on me, but I was like, you know, trying to get the cigar

him because secondhand smoke is really bad for my hair. And I was like... Y

ain't buying none of this, huh?

Well, let's don't run off on my brother and at least hear my story, man. I'm

trying to let you know I was set up.

Hey, Jamie.

How's it going there with that little homie I set you up with? Is he helping

score points with Fancy? I can't score no points, brother. I'm in foul trouble.

I mean, this ain't no ordinary kid. Something wrong with him.

He's crazy.

All I'm saying is this. If you keep messing with me, he gonna end up on the

of a milk carton. Have you seen him?

Oh, jeez. You know, I am sorry, Jamie. I mean, I can't help but think that it's

just... It's all my fault.

Well, I'm gonna see you later. Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Listen,

listen, listen. We gotta catch him, right?

Now, I got a video camera. I ain't gonna tell you what I do with that, but...

If I could catch him on the video camera, then that way I could prove my

innocence. Oh, is that all? That's all I need.

That's no problem.

Yep, he kicked my ass.

Man, this is terrible. No, it's just my eye. No, I'm talking about my camera.

You could spend $200 on this. Hey, what about me?

Yeah, yeah, you too. Check this.

And I believe you let that little boy punk you.

Boy, that is not a boy. He is the Antichrist.

I will see you in hell, kid.

That was pretty smart of you.

Sending a white boy in with the camera.

Well, I knew he was up to something.

Because a man's always trying to catch a brother slipping.

That's why I got Mary and Barry.

I hand this to you, little brother.

You ain't no joke.

That's right.

If you got an hour, give me a G .I. Joe with a kung fu grip or else I'm torching

the place.

Well, I guess you just got to do what you got to do then, huh?

Because I don't care.

They fired me. I hope you're happy.

What?

What about your stuff? You get Nathan.

I got to take all this stuff back so I can have some money so I can get back to

Texas.

Well, I know you guys are kind of mad at me. That's cool.

at least y 'all can say bye to Nelson.

Bye, Nelson. Take care, Nelson.

Nelson, you are welcome to come back here anytime because we really enjoyed

honey. Really?

Mm -hmm.

Cool. Well, let's roll.

Look, I have something to tell everybody.

It wasn't me who did all that bad stuff.

Not Jamie.

What?

You're the one who took my cigars.

They're pretty good, don't you think?

Honey, why would you do such things to people that care about you?

I just did it to get attention from Jamie.

I look up to him.

Y 'all better recognize.

Sorry, I didn't believe you. You're trying to get all up on her, brother,

All right.

How can I make it up to you, Jamie?

Well, uh, while I was out, I picked up this little bathing suit. You want to

it on?

Girl, this is Versace. You better...