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Ryan Gumbel, if you don't... Hey, little

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partner, how you doing? You need a room
or something?

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No, sir. My name is Sean, and I was
wondering if you'd like to buy a box of

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candy to help keep kids like me off the
streets and out of gangs.

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See, that's what I'm talking about. A
young brother got his head on straight

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trying to do the right thing. Of course
I'll buy a package of your nubs.

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Look here, uh, how much they cost, man?
Just $20.

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Just $20? Maybe you'll get your little
happy year.

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Jamie, what are you doing?

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I'm about to throw this little hustler
out in the street. He tried to sell me a

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package of nuts for 20 bones.

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20 dollars?

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20 bones.

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Is that all? Here.

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Thank you, miss. Your efforts were not
going to recognize. Hey, hey, hey, hey,

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hey. You better recognize.

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Why don't you sit up here and let this
little hustler come in here and hustle

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you like that? Tell him I stay out of
gangs. So he's probably in the gang

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himself. Westside!

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See how easy that is for him?

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Yeah, well, a real man supports kids
that are trying to better themselves.

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I love kids.

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Well, you know, hey, uh, damn.

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I think I love kids, too.

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I want to have at least, uh, shoot, two
kids. Oh, no, I want at least five.

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Three, four, five. Let a brother finish.

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Really? Yeah, yeah, really.

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As a matter of fact, what I was about to
do was, I was about to buy all of

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Sean's nubs.

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All of them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of
them.

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But you can check on my blood.

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Time to get it started.

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You know what to do.

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I've been looking like it. Your only
thing.

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You can't tell me what to do.

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You can't tell me what to do. You can't
tell me what to do.

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Morning, Francesca.

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So, how was your weekend?

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It was nice. I did a little shopping on
Melrose, a little reading. How was

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yours? The weekend was fine, but I'm
having an ugly morning.

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Yeah, I can tell. It's written all over
your face.

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All right, forget the morning. How was
your weekend? Oh, I was laying out

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everything because I had splotches on my
back. Jamie, Jamie.

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I was talking to Braxton.

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Oh.

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My bad.

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I spent the weekend with my nephew.

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Oh, that is so nice of you. You know
what? We need more men like you,

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Oh.

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So, what did you do this weekend, Jamie?
Throw rocks at cars?

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Was that your pintar hit on the 405?

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we'll be singing Ain't No Nephew Like
the One I Shot.

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All right, don't keep having me on that
one. I just had to get this picture of

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Junior Frames. Woo!

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Wasn't he cute?

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Yeah, they said I was the prettiest baby
in the hospital.

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Yeah, the question is, a baby what?

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So what are y 'all doing?

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Uh, Raxton was just telling us about his
nephew.

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Hey, you should bring them by sometime.
Maybe the three of us can do something.

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Oh, I'd like that.

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Then it's a date.

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Well,

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hey, hey, hey. I mean, before you run
off, I got a kid myself.

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Jamie? Junior, you better say something
to your nephew.

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Jamie, I'm shocked.

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What does the mother look like?

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Well, see, it ain't really like that.

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But you said you have a kid.

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Yeah, I mean, I have a kid, but I mean,
I ain't really the father.

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I mean, the kid thinks that I am the
one, but the kid ain't my son.

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Are you talking about one of those Big
Brother programs?

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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The
Big Brother. Right, right. The Big

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Brother program. That's exactly what I'm
talking about. Thank you.

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That's really great, Jamie.

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Doing something positive for the kids.
Cool. Right, right, right. You know,

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the least.

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that I could do.

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So, uh, when can I meet him?

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Oh, yeah, uh, whenever you want to meet
him.

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Well, since you have the rest of the day
off, how about today?

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Today, today, yeah.

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Well, cool, you know, I mean, that ain't
a problem.

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No problem. And look here, bro, I got a
problem.

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I need to get a kid.

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Uh, yeah, Jamie, that's kind of a
sensitive topic with me. I haven't been

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woman in five years.

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Yeah, well...

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Thank you. Oh, you're talking... Oh,
come on.

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Come on.

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Welcome. All right, yeah. Mm -hmm.

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Jamie?

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Jamie, the hug's over. Oh, you just
wanted a regular hug. I thought you

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hug, you know?

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I see what you're doing.

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Where is your conscience?

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Oh, my conscience? I left it right here.

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Say,

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little man, maybe later on we can play
some cards.

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Cool. How much money you got?

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Excuse me?

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That toy is still backed up in 227. And
stop trying to con that kid.

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That woman is always ear hustling, man.
Look, I'm going to catch you later,

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okay?

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I can play catch, man. Oh, man, no. I
think we can stay in here and play catch

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because the scenery is so good in here.
Why don't you go deep?

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Yeah, go ahead. Go deep.

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Go deeper, baby. There you go.

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Deeper. There you go. Now.

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No more passing offense.

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Hey, um, what do you think about the
little hump?

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Oh, I think he's so sweet, and I think
he'd make a great dad. And I think he'd

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make a great dad happy and tired.

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Hey, Jamie, you want me to go deep
again?

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Hey, I'm trying to go deep myself, but
you know what I mean.

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Jamie, this is so weird.

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Why don't the three of us get together
and go to a movie later? Look, it'll be

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cool, yeah, if you want to go hang out
with us, you know, later on.

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All right, cool. I'll see you later. All
right.

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See you later.

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Oh, Jamie.

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I know what you're doing.

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What you talking about, bro?

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You're using me to get out fancy.

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Oh, come on. That mind your business.
That mind your business.

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Jamie.

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Jamie. Jamie.

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Now you want me to run down and get you
some chili cheese fries?

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acting like a regular old kid. See?
You're not acting like a kid that

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has bought them some brand new Air
Jordans.

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And... Oh, yeah.

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Maybe I got the new Air Jordans. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you the new Air

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Jordans, but you gotta start acting
right. And if you act right, you can get

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new Air Jordans. And until then, say
goodbye.

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Beep -bop.

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I hear you.

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Stop it.

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40 -ounce slipper don't went bad on it,
brother.

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So I'm about to go get my release on.

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But when I get back, you better have
your attitude changed.

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No, he kept a diary.

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Really? That's great, because you wrote
something in it.

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What are you talking about, Nelson?

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You know the part about how he dreamed
you were on a desert island naked with

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Denzel?

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He took my diary? I'm going to kill him.
Where is he?

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I don't know.

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Last time I saw him, he was working on
Braxton's computer. You won't believe

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what somebody did to the computer. What?

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I was doing an occupancy rate report,
and when I opened the computer files,

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were all deleted.

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He was working on the computer all day.
He was what? He was working on the

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computer. He took my diary. He doesn't
have the authority to work on the

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computer. I hear that.

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What's going on?

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Mr. King, Jamie took my diary. And he
deleted all the hotel files from the

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computer. I don't want anybody touching
my personal property. He's trying to get

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me fired. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Now, I know you can't be talking about
my Jamie. Come on, let's get back to

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work. Hell, I'm missing a whole new box
of Cuban cigars, and I think I know who

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took them.

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Jamie. That could be anybody's watch.

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Well, let me see.

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Folex? It's definitely Jamie. Junior, I
know you are not suggesting that Jamie

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took your cigars. Why else would his
watch be in our room next to a pair of

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scissors and this wig?

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I wanted to let you know that Nelson is
behind all of this stuff.

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Come on, Jamie. Now you're going to
blame that poor little kid.

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I thought you were a real man.

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And I thought you were a loser.

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And I was right.

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Oh, man, who cares what you think, Jack
Astin?

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Hey, Auntie, Uncle, whoo!

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Glad you got to stay here and let you
know that a brother just wouldn't do

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something like that. You know, this is
crazy.

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Sure.

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Need a light, brother?

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That's what I'm talking about here. Took
your cigars, and then I took them from

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him. He got one in on me, but I was
like, you know, trying to get the cigar

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him because secondhand smoke is really
bad for my hair. And I was like... Y

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ain't buying none of this, huh?

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Well, let's don't run off on my brother
and at least hear my story, man. I'm

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trying to let you know I was set up.

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Hey, Jamie.

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How's it going there with that little
homie I set you up with? Is he helping

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score points with Fancy? I can't score
no points, brother. I'm in foul trouble.

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I mean, this ain't no ordinary kid.
Something wrong with him.

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He's crazy.

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All I'm saying is this. If you keep
messing with me, he gonna end up on the

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of a milk carton. Have you seen him?

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Oh, jeez. You know, I am sorry, Jamie. I
mean, I can't help but think that it's

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just... It's all my fault.

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Well, I'm gonna see you later. Hey, no,
no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Listen,

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listen, listen. We gotta catch him,
right?

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Now, I got a video camera. I ain't gonna
tell you what I do with that, but...

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If I could catch him on the video
camera, then that way I could prove my

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innocence. Oh, is that all? That's all I
need.

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That's no problem.

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Yep, he kicked my ass.

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Man, this is terrible. No, it's just my
eye. No, I'm talking about my camera.

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You could spend $200 on this. Hey, what
about me?

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Yeah, yeah, you too. Check this.

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And I believe you let that little boy
punk you.

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Boy, that is not a boy. He is the
Antichrist.

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I will see you in hell, kid.

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That was pretty smart of you.

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Sending a white boy in with the camera.

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Well, I knew he was up to something.

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Because a man's always trying to catch a
brother slipping.

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That's why I got Mary and Barry.

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I hand this to you, little brother.

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You ain't no joke.

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That's right.

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If you got an hour, give me a G .I. Joe
with a kung fu grip or else I'm torching

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the place.

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Well, I guess you just got to do what
you got to do then, huh?

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Because I don't care.

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They fired me. I hope you're happy.

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What?

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What about your stuff? You get Nathan.

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I got to take all this stuff back so I
can have some money so I can get back to

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Texas.

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Well, I know you guys are kind of mad at
me. That's cool.

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at least y 'all can say bye to Nelson.

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Bye, Nelson. Take care, Nelson.

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Nelson, you are welcome to come back
here anytime because we really enjoyed

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honey. Really?

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Mm -hmm.

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Cool. Well, let's roll.

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Look, I have something to tell
everybody.

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It wasn't me who did all that bad stuff.

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Not Jamie.

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What?

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You're the one who took my cigars.

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They're pretty good, don't you think?

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Honey, why would you do such things to
people that care about you?

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I just did it to get attention from
Jamie.

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I look up to him.

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Y 'all better recognize.

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Sorry, I didn't believe you. You're
trying to get all up on her, brother,

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All right.

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How can I make it up to you, Jamie?

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Well, uh, while I was out, I picked up
this little bathing suit. You want to

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it on?

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Girl, this is Versace. You better...

