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- Megan filed for divorce.
- I'm actually down
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to play whoever wins.
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Hinkley hills is Caucasian.
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That's the burbs, babes.
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The evil overlord Agnes.
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Bill, you missed a spot.
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Marty and I moved here 15 years ago.
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Goodnight, my love.
Unfortunately, he passed.
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When you have neighbors,
you're never alone,
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- even when you wanna be.
- What happened?
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There was a little quibble.
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Things got a little heated.
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You're an asshole.
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Don't you think we should
know what he's up to?
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Hello?
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Look, we need to get out of here.
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It's the grave of Alison Grant.
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Do you mean that Gary
might have killed that girl?
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I think I hit something. Shit.
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Thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
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This was so reckless.
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I know something's wrong.
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"Rob shows a proclivity
towards violence."
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Enough!
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- What's in there?
- Nothing.
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Let's just say it's not Gary
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that we need to be worried about.
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It's Rob.
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Why the fuck do you
still have her phone?
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- You gotta get rid of it.
- It was 20 years ago.
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Her body isn't down there.
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So just drop it!
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Where'd you go?
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Just grabbing some water.
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I got exactly what you need.
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Look, see?
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All good. Almost home.
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Hi. Yoo-hoo. Samira.
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Hi. Sorry, I'm totally blanking.
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Lauren Daniels.
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We met outside the shops
in the Plaza the other day.
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- Yes, yes. Sorry.
- I don't know where my head went.
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Baby brain. I totally get it.
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You remember my daughter, ains.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Good to see you, guys.
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- Babe.
- It gets easier. I promise.
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That's what they keep telling me.
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It's true. And you're already so brave
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bringing him out into public.
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I refused to take Ainsley anywhere
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until she had her second
round of shots, like, nowhere.
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We were completely housebound.
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Really? Is that normal?
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No, it was insane.
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Also known as the new normal.
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Ains and I are almost
done with our little walk.
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Thank god.
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But I'll see you at the
block party on Sunday, right?
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- What block party?
- Are you kidding?
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The block party.
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Here, okay. I have the thing.
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How did I not see this?
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Baby brain. It's real.
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My mother planned a beautiful party.
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All you have to do is
walk outside your house.
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Right. Agnes is your mother.
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- I knew that.
- Yes,
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and I appreciate your sympathetic tone.
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The hoa throws it every year.
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It's, it's a celebration of the community.
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The whole village comes.
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The village of Hinkley hills.
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I really hope you can make it, Samira.
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There'll be so many nice
people for you to meet,
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other moms, and my mother
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has, really outdone herself this year.
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Okay. We'll see you soon.
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Come on, hon. Did
you put some lotion on?
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No.
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Come on, you can do
it. You can do it, baby.
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What do you think, miles?
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- Come on.
- Ready to party?
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Agnes, are you here to apologize
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for falsely accusing me of
absconding with your dog?
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Ha. No. Have you
cleaned out the fridge?
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- What?
- Your walk-in.
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The meat delivery for the block party
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arrives tomorrow and
it needs to be stored.
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Bill will bring the truck by.
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And also how many
pies are you making?
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- How many pies?
- Marty's apple pie.
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He always did a baker's dozen.
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But under the circumstances,
how many can I put you down for?
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Look, Agnes, the walk-in fridge, the pies,
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the whole stupid block party,
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that was Marty's thing, not mine.
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And now he's gone. So you and bill
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will just have to find someplace else
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to store your sausage.
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- Lynn...
- I know you've had a very difficult time
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but this is my last year as hoa president.
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Are you dying?
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Gracefully retiring,
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making way for a new
generation of leadership.
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Well, until then, stay
the fuck out of my fridge!
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You're gonna regret this!
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The nerve of that woman.
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Marty's barely cold
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and she's demanding his fridge space.
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Honey, it's been six months.
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- Marty's plenty cold.
- And she wants his pie.
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I love pie.
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I know his pie is famous
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but I am not just an
extension of my dead husband.
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I am a human being with
my own thoughts and feelings,
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and my feeling right now
is that Agnes festerson
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can fester right off.
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Well, I'm sorry, Lynn.
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Guys, this block party
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seems like it's gonna
be a pretty big deal?
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I wonder if Betsy and
Gary are gonna show up.
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Betsy does not exist.
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What are you talking about? We met her.
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She has no digital
footprints, no social media,
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no real person involved.
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Come on. Betsy Wilsons,
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there's gotta be
thousands of them out there.
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Hundreds of thousands
of Elizabeth Wilsons.
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Any number of them
may choose to go by Betsy
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but none are she.
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And you've gone through all of them?
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I've already said too much.
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The party really is a blast.
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I think you and Rob will have a nice time.
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Rob and I aren't exactly at
our most loving right now.
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- What do you mean?
- Nothing. Couple's fight,
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especially when you add
a baby to the equation.
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I'm sure it all will just blow over, right?
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What? What's that look?
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Samira, when you and Rob argue,
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you feel safe, don't you?
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I mean, does he ever, threaten you
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or become physically aggressive?
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- No. Why would you say that?
- I wasn't going to say anything.
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Famous last words.
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When I was watching
miles the other night,
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I happened across a file in bev's office.
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So you were snooping?
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Not through any of your things,
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but two hours unsupervised
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in my snootiest neighbor's house,
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I'm only human, honey.
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Go on.
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There was a psychiatric evaluation.
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What did it say?
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Uncontrollable outbursts,
a lack of self-control.
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Sounds like he was a
pretty angry little guy.
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An angry teenage boy. Really?
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Did you also find a tape recording
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of him having a tantrum as a toddler?
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Well, we didn't wanna say either
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but there is a door in the victorian
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and Rob's name is on it.
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Don't touch my phone.
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Okay, guys. Robert?
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You know how many
Roberts there are in the world?
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4,738,489
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in the United States,
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none of whom grew up across the street
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from the girl whose
name is also in the closet.
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Alison.
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What are you all trying to say?
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It's him.
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"When will you be home?"
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Sounds pretty controlling.
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The baby needs to eat, okay? It's fine.
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Fine is the other f word Julia likes to say.
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- Everything is fine.
- Okay.
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See you guys later.
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Lay off the wine.
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Rob?
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Samira?
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What are you doin'?
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- Making dinner.
- In the dark?
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I was trying to surprise you.
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I just got him down.
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Rob, I'm sorry but you scared me.
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- You came out of nowhere.
- Shh. Keep your voice down.
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Holding a knife with
blood on your hands.
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Blood? It pomegranate juice.
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I was in the middle of plating
that lovely pomegranate salad
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that you like with the goat's cheese.
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I haven't had a lot of
luck going out recently,
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so I thought I'd do you a
romantic dinner here instead,
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seeing as you always
come back from Lynn's
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all tipsy and happy and
relatively normal seeming.
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Normal seeming? You're the
one that's not acting normal.
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I saw you the other
night going into the woods.
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Yeah. You said you
were gonna get water?
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I saw you leaving. You lied to me.
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You've been lying the whole time.
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- About what?
- Your name.
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Tod saw it on a door in the victorian.
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God, when was that?
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When you were over there
vandalizing the basement?
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- Please.
- You knew that girl, Rob.
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You knew her and you need to admit it.
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I never said that I didn't.
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And you went to a
psychiatrist in high school?
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Yeah. That's hardly a secret.
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For anger issues? I'm your wife.
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Why wouldn't you tell
me something like that?
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We've only been together a
year and a half. It never came up.
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It should come up. That's come-up stuff.
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Fine. What do you wanna know?
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I wanna know everything,
the truth, the whole truth.
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Okay.
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The whole truth, counselor,
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is that maybe my
name is written on a door
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in the house across the
street. I've no memory of it
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but it's definitely possible
because we were friends.
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And I did see a
psychiatrist a couple of times
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when I was in high
school because said friend
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suddenly disappeared.
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And my mother, you know, moved the...
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was completely contrary
to her entire British being,
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thought that maybe it
was a good idea for me
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to talk to someone about
my feelings after that.
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Did it help?
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Yeah. A lot.
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So much so that when we met,
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and fell in love, and
suddenly got pregnant,
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and married 20 years later,
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it wasn't really at the
forefront of my mind.
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Look, I love all of this but
it has been a lot, Samira.
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So the truth is the other night,
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I did sneak out into the
woods for 20 minutes
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to smoke a joint.
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Miles was asleep, everything was fine.
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But I didn't tell you 'cause I felt guilty.
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I felt guilty that I can go for a smoke
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and you can't because
there's insufficient studies
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into the effect of thc on breast milk.
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Because nobody thinks
about the mother's comfort.
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I do though.
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I think about your
comfort every single hour
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of every single day.
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He's out.
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He's perfect.
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He is.
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I'm sorry.
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I know.
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Maybe I just need to
get out more, see people.
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There is that event this weekend.
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The hoa block party.
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Yeah, we got a flyer for it in the mailbox.
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- I'm in.
- You are?
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It's a party. Parties are fun.
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Well, it used to be fun.
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00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,266
Used to be fun?
261
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:52,346
Babe, we are fun. We're so much fun.
262
00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:53,750
Let's be fun.
263
00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:07,850
- It's such a pretty day out.
- So beautiful.
264
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,666
Look, balloons.
265
00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:14,826
There's actually a lot of stuff here.
266
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:18,126
Yeah. No expense spared.
267
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,120
Good morning. There's the...
268
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,200
You, think Gary's gonna show?
269
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,556
What if we don't worry about him?
270
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,686
What if we just try to have fun?
271
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,976
- Fun, remember?
- Yes, fun.
272
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,316
Hi, Samira and Rob.
273
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,476
- Hey.
- Hi.
274
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,606
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
275
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,026
That little girl's gonna
make some money.
276
00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,316
- That's awesome.
- A trash bin for you,
277
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,616
a trash bin for you.
278
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,326
Hey, don't forget to take out the trash.
279
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,656
- Robert.
- Look, daddy!
280
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,866
- Hey, Walters.
- Hi.
281
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:54,706
For the little one.
282
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,536
He's probably a little bit young for...
283
00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,336
- Don't worry.
- He'll grow into it.
284
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,756
You made it!
285
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,676
- We did.
- Okay.
286
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,216
- This is Lauryn.
- With a y,
287
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,386
dying to meet you, gagging over you.
288
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:09,886
And Kate.
289
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,846
Hi. I'm Kate.
290
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:14,016
I already said that. Kate's
new here to Hinkley hills.
291
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,896
She moved here a couple
years ago after her husband died.
292
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,686
- In a car accident.
- I'm sorry.
293
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,976
No, no, we were separated,
294
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,896
so please don't let that
hijack this conversation.
295
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,406
This is about you, you and only you.
296
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,430
Hello, Rob.
297
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,156
I, better go check on naveen.
298
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:35,246
She's in good hands.
Okay. What do you need?
299
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,036
Pediatrician, pedicure, podiatrist?
300
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,746
Want me to hold the baby
to give your back a break?
301
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:40,246
I'm not sure.
302
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,046
Not writing him off yet. We get it.
303
00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,256
- We totally do.
- Totally.
304
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:47,256
- Ooh, isn't this so exciting?
- Yeah, we're here.
305
00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:55,476
- Hey, buddy.
- Yo, yo, yo.
306
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,266
Rob Fisher is in the house.
307
00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,056
The dj voice has started already.
308
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,106
Hey, Robert. Are you also here
309
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,776
to rock out with your cock out?
310
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,396
He best be, because
naveen the machine
311
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,986
is about to light this shit up.
312
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,406
- Naveen the machine?
- Yes, my dj name, man.
313
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,906
Well, I'm glad you're having fun.
314
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,236
Yeah. Are you kidding me, dude?
315
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,996
I'm about to shoot my shot right now.
316
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,666
- Your shot? Yes.
- Hottie from drinkley's.
317
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,866
Remember I bought her a drink?
318
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,456
You know she's a widow?
319
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,956
Yeah, she told me all
about it the other night.
320
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,706
And we totally trauma bonded.
321
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,706
She's vulnerable, I'm vulnerable,
322
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,546
she's lonely, I'm lonely
323
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,466
but we both still believe in love.
324
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,586
She's looking for solace
325
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,716
in the arms of a sensitive young stud
326
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,136
who can bring her to life again
327
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,806
through the erotic power of music.
328
00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,846
Don't do that hand gesture, please.
329
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,346
- I would...
- Shit.
330
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:41,146
It is on. Follow my lead.
331
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,606
Hinkley hills, are you ready
to get this party started?
332
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,486
- Affirmative.
- Hit the track!
333
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,166
Wow.
334
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,296
Go away, hag.
335
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,386
It's me.
336
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,176
A different hag.
337
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,686
I came to pick you up for the party.
338
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,686
- I'm not going.
- It's not optional.
339
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,266
Do you wanna pay another $600
340
00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:25,566
for improper trash
disposal from the hoa? No.
341
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,356
Agnes festerson is not the law.
342
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,736
I'll appeal. I'll go to the governor.
343
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,526
I'll storm the capitol.
344
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,486
The state capitol.
345
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,576
I don't think this is
about Agnes festerson.
346
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,866
I think this is about Marty.
347
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,876
What's that supposed to mean?
348
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,536
This is the first block party since Marty
349
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,086
crossed the rainbow bridge.
350
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,256
He wasn't a dog, Dana.
351
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,926
He was a personal risk actuary.
352
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,546
And a damn good one.
353
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,046
He did love it.
354
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,386
He loved looking around the people
355
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,556
of this community and
mentally calculating
356
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,386
how and when each one of
them was most likely to die.
357
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,856
God, if only he could
have done that for himself.
358
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,726
Dammit.
359
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,106
You know at one point...
360
00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:11,106
he did give me the recipe for that pie.
361
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,736
- I was just thinking about...
- Goodbye, Dana!
362
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,100
But...
363
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,786
Okay.
364
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,886
It's not that he doesn't sleep, it's that,
365
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,506
you know, he mostly
sleeps when he's moving
366
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,256
which means I have to
keep moving so I don't sleep,
367
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,976
unless I figure out how
to sleep while driving,
368
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,186
which I've done before
but not on purpose.
369
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,096
Don't you still have your rock 'n play?
370
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,976
Yes, the rock 'n play.
371
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,146
Depending on your tolerance for risk.
372
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,986
- What do you mean?
- They got recalled
373
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,810
a couple years ago
after a bunch of babies...
374
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,446
Well, the position holds them
and compresses the trachea.
375
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:56,026
The likelihood of death is still very low.
376
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,326
Marty calculated it for my...
377
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,286
- Marty.
- God, I miss that pie.
378
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,616
- Hey.
- Hey, babes.
379
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,456
There's my girl and my little guy.
380
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,536
What you've been up to?
381
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,916
Wingman-ing naveen.
382
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,206
- Ooh.
- Wingman-ing.
383
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,916
Is that even a verb? It is now.
384
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,836
Anyway, mission accomplished.
385
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,966
- Look at that.
- Yeah.
386
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,926
So I return a conquering hero,
387
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,176
and so happy I'm no longer single.
388
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,636
Strictly-married-father fun for me now.
389
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,806
Speaking of strictly-married-father fun,
390
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,266
Rob, we could really use
391
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,146
an extra pair of hands over by the grills.
392
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,186
Do you mind jumping
in and taking a shift?
393
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,816
It would be so helpful.
394
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,186
I should probably stay with my wife.
395
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,196
- Come on.
- You're one of the dads now.
396
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,486
- Grill duty, grill daddy.
- It's okay, babe. Go on.
397
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,366
- Yeah?
- Everyone's gotta pitch in.
398
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:43,826
Okay. Yeah. Well, y'all
chill, I'm gonna go grill.
399
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,100
- Don't burn anything.
- No.
400
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,746
How has he been with everything?
401
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,506
With the baby? Great. I mean,
402
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,416
he does feedings, changes diapers.
403
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,926
He's honestly a natural,
maybe more than me.
404
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,886
- Well, that's wonderful.
- Yeah,
405
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,806
it's so good to see
that he's doing so well.
406
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,410
What do you mean?
407
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,226
It's just nice to see how
he got his life together.
408
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,356
High school was kind of
a challenging time for Rob.
409
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,976
Well, sure, with everything
going on across the street.
410
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,776
You're talking about Alison Grant?
411
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,606
Yeah. It was his childhood friend.
412
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,026
I'm sure it affected him.
413
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,050
It affects me and I've
never even met her.
414
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,366
I heard a rumor that
her parents killed her
415
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,366
and buried her in the basement
and I was convinced, convinced,
416
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,576
that the guy that moved
in was digging up her body
417
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,916
for forensic purposes,
418
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,206
because that made more sense than him
419
00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:31,996
renovating his 120-year-old house
420
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:35,240
that he just bought. Baby brain. Okay.
421
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,450
Who told you that was the rumor?
422
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,740
Naveen.
423
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,226
Hello, girls. You having a nice time?
424
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,976
Lauren Louise, I really
need you at the helium tank.
425
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,516
- Okay, mom.
- I'll help.
426
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:52,226
Yeah, we'll catch back up
with you in a minute, okay?
427
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,626
- Hey.
- Hey, tod.
428
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,086
Dude, who knew? You are the man.
429
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:24,756
Well, I am a man, both
in, surname and species.
430
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:28,226
Here, I thought you
could use another sangria.
431
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,976
- Thanks.
- Hey.
432
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,356
- Hey, you.
- Can I make a request?
433
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,766
As long as it's on my party playlist.
434
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,776
It's nothing specific.
435
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,946
I was just wondering if you could maybe
436
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,526
slow things down, you know?
437
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,640
Yeah, yeah. I got you.
438
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,576
Does the dj get to dance?
439
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,956
My usual moves are
a little more up tempo
440
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,576
but, I guess I could try
441
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,150
to be a little more interpretative.
442
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,586
No.
443
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,516
What, Dr. James, the dentist?
444
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,846
What's wrong? You missed a checkup?
445
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,686
My wife sure didn't.
446
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:45,176
Me again.
447
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,846
Dana, Jesus.
448
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,596
What the hell are you doing?
449
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,846
I picked your lock. NSA training.
450
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,346
And frankly since you slammed
the door right in my face,
451
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:56,056
you're lucky that I didn't come
back with a grenade launcher.
452
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,816
You don't have a grenade launcher.
453
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,066
Second amendment, baby.
454
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,186
You can't just burst in like this.
455
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,526
What if I were nude?
456
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:04,196
It's nothing I haven't seen before.
457
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,946
Excuse me.
458
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:09,076
Dana, this is a terrible
violation of my boundaries.
459
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,576
Haven't you ever heard the expression,
460
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,246
"good fences make good neighbors?"
461
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,706
I'm not your neighbor. I'm your friend.
462
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,246
I'm your ally.
463
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,206
And sometimes allies
need to invade other allies
464
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:22,716
when the citizens are in need
of humanitarian assistance.
465
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,216
In this case, pie.
466
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,636
You need to make it, they need to eat it.
467
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,926
Move. I got everything.
468
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:33,056
I got unsalted butter, and organic honey,
469
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,856
crisp apples, and the key ingredient lard.
470
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,516
Looks like you brought your
grenade launcher after all.
471
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:40,816
Well, to be honest, Lynn,
472
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,236
I didn't know what we
were dealing with here
473
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,066
because I haven't been
inside here for months.
474
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:45,736
I've been finding it challenging
475
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,406
to let people into my private space lately.
476
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,576
Yeah, no shit.
477
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,746
We were starting to think
you were maybe a hoarder now
478
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:57,206
like with fingernail
clippings and jars of urine,
479
00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:00,416
so I have to say I'm
very pleasantly surprised.
480
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,086
Shit. I forgot the eggs.
481
00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:03,756
- Eggs?
- Yeah, you know, at the end
482
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,046
when you brush the yolk on the crust?
483
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:07,636
Well, I'll just grab a
couple from the fridge.
484
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,506
No. They're not in there.
485
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:13,766
I, I keep them in the
cupboard like they do in France.
486
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,080
Okay.
487
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,510
Hey, if it's something.
488
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,116
- Megan.
- Hi, naveen.
489
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,786
Naveen. Good to see you, man.
490
00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,060
Can we talk?
491
00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:43,956
If I may, you're due for
a deep cleaning, naveen.
492
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,166
Whatever our personal situation may be,
493
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,570
it's no reason to compromise
your periodontal health.
494
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,056
He always comes to
schmooze with clients,
495
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,846
hands out those little flossers to the kids.
496
00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:59,516
Is that why he had his
hands all over your ass?
497
00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,766
- You suddenly got teeth in there?
- Let's not do this.
498
00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,976
You're the one who
came here to see me spin
499
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,436
in my element at my vibrational apex,
500
00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:09,066
just to make sure I saw
you with your new man.
501
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,696
If I didn't know any better, Megan,
502
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,326
I think you were trying
to make me jealous.
503
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,036
But I'm with Kate now.
504
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,036
A hot widow in case you didn't know.
505
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:19,616
So mission very much not accomplished.
506
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,650
- Are you drunk?
- Are you drunk?
507
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,666
- Look, I was hoping to see you.
- I knew it.
508
00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:29,546
Because I wanted to tell you
to stop ignoring my lawyer.
509
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:30,836
Lawyer?
510
00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:32,176
Pretending something isn't happening
511
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,990
isn't gonna stop it from happening.
512
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,870
I didn't need it to happen like this.
513
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,250
She seems nice.
514
00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:45,300
Don't screw it up.
515
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,236
Hey, dj machine.
516
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:54,236
We, kinda got a lull in the beats here.
517
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,656
Also, you were looking a little dry,
518
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,286
so brought you some sangria.
519
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,350
Are you trying to get me drunk, man?
520
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:05,496
Good. You take over.
521
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,320
You're the machine now.
522
00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:11,150
Kinda just wanted to dance.
523
00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:15,886
Thank you. Wow.
524
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,726
- Rory, leaving so soon?
- Hi, Samira. Yeah.
525
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:27,066
I was told I'm not allowed
to sell cookies here today.
526
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,606
Wait, who said that?
527
00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:30,170
Mrs. Festerson.
528
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,156
Rory, miles needs to, take his nap soon.
529
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,826
You mind putting him in
his bouncy chair for me?
530
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,930
I'll be right there.
531
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,496
Naveen the peen.
532
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,666
Did you guys wanna lady
and the tramp this? Just...
533
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,086
I've had an hour of that.
534
00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,926
Can you believe Megan showed up here,
535
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,426
draped all over her new man,
536
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,886
talking all this shit about a lawyer?
537
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,256
Bitch, you can talk to my lawyer.
538
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,476
- Do you even have a lawyer?
- I'm my own lawyer.
539
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,726
- I'm a professional.
- You're a systems analyst.
540
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,766
And he's a dentist. He'll
probably give her braces.
541
00:25:05,790 --> 00:25:07,356
He probably likes how that feels,
542
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,146
those little wire boxes
running up and down his...
543
00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:10,986
God. Naveen, come on.
544
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:14,026
Samira. What can I do for you?
545
00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,616
Did you tell Rory she's not allowed
546
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,946
to sell cookies here?
547
00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:19,696
Well, it was really more of a suggestion.
548
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,946
I thought you've moved on?
549
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:24,166
I've moved on, bro, with Kate the widow.
550
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,786
Speaking of, you gotta go
smooth things over with her.
551
00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:27,836
What? Why?
552
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,086
Yeah, I may have freaked her out
553
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,296
with the whole wife showing up thing.
554
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,716
So just go talk to her. Yes.
555
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,296
Tell her how totally over it I am,
556
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,136
how Megan begged me to
come back but I'm all hers.
557
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,426
She'll believe you.
558
00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,056
Chicks trust married dudes. I remember.
559
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,806
- No, naveen, okay?
- I'm kind of busy, all right?
560
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,266
- I got it.
- What's the problem?
561
00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,096
Dear, this is an hoa event.
562
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,976
A time for neighbors to come together
563
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,026
and share a gesture of
generosity and fellowship.
564
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,816
No, I don't need you to get it.
565
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,066
Leave me alone, all right?
566
00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:56,486
Get off. Stop it.
567
00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:59,276
Not a commercial opportunity
for any non-hiltonian
568
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,736
who feels like showing up.
569
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,286
Non-hiltonian? Okay.
570
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:05,246
So is this a hard-and-fast
rule? A zoning ordinance?
571
00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:07,206
No need to put me on
the stand, counselor.
572
00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:09,440
- Naveen, stop.
- Just little ol' me.
573
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,626
- Stop it.
- Trying to keep everything nice and safe.
574
00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:17,966
Speaking of which, excuse me.
575
00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:20,756
Naveen, you burnt my fucking hand.
576
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,516
- All right. Get off.
- What the hell?
577
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,710
- Stop it, fucking idiot.
- Stop it!
578
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:31,540
Those boys are always
getting themselves into trouble.
579
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,546
I must have watched Marty make this
580
00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:02,006
a million times but I never did it myself.
581
00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:04,516
Pretty damn good for a first timer.
582
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,766
Smell that.
583
00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:10,606
You know, pie is what
brought Marty and me together.
584
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,856
Really?
585
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,856
I had been dating an oncology resident
586
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,526
who ran off with one of his patients.
587
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,486
She only had seven months to live,
588
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,656
so they decided to spend it together.
589
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,446
I was awfully mopey, so
a friend of mine invited me
590
00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:24,486
to a pot luck to try to cheer me up.
591
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,656
And I was at that stage
of heartbreak where,
592
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,376
you just can't eat anything,
like anything, you know?
593
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,206
- I don't know.
- But there was this pie
594
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:34,956
and I thought, "I guess I could eat that."
595
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:38,296
So I ate a piece and
then I ate another piece
596
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,216
and it tasted so good,
597
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,506
the more I ate, the hungrier I got.
598
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,886
And I felt as though I could taste again
599
00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:49,136
and smell and want and...
600
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,896
'Cause you remembered you were alive.
601
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,186
Exactly. So I said to my friend,
602
00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:56,170
"I have to meet the
person who made this pie."
603
00:27:58,090 --> 00:27:59,590
And it was Marty.
604
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,430
It was my person.
605
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,786
I think it's just so special
when you meet somebody
606
00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:10,916
when they're doing something
they're good at, you know?
607
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,610
You see them the first
time and they're just shining.
608
00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,626
I met Julia when she
was in basic training
609
00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:21,376
and I was like a supervising officer.
610
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,596
And I looked over and I
saw her with the flamethrower
611
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,990
and she just lit up.
612
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,290
I mean, not from the
flames but she just...
613
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,936
she was just so fearless
614
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,130
and so strong and she just glowed.
615
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:40,566
And I was a goner.
616
00:28:40,590 --> 00:28:42,276
You must miss her.
617
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,276
You know, separations
are typical with what we do.
618
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:48,076
We sign up for it but
I just really expected
619
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,286
that I'd be the one deployed
620
00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:53,116
and now she's off doing
something important
621
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:59,730
and I'm at home, just always at home.
622
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,086
Now I bake the pie.
623
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:06,966
Apparently, it's a very important pie.
624
00:29:08,870 --> 00:29:10,500
We should have some.
625
00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:12,686
You're right.
626
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,686
I will make the coffee.
627
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:23,356
Mr. Dj machine, looks
like you're experiencing
628
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,316
some strong feelings right now.
629
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:27,446
You can say that again, tod mann.
630
00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:29,696
Come on, buddy. Let's call it a night.
631
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,786
You're a good dancer, you know that?
632
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,600
Yeah, I do. Let's go.
633
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,126
Wish he would get out of this place.
634
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,456
Maybe he likes it here.
635
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,336
People like what they're used to,
636
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,256
assuming it's good for them.
There's too many memories here,
637
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,530
there's too much baggage
he can't get out from under.
638
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,506
Megan, what kind of stuff did,
639
00:29:48,530 --> 00:29:50,426
Rob and naveen get into
when they were younger?
640
00:29:50,450 --> 00:29:52,976
I grew up a couple towns
over, different high school.
641
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,516
Yeah, but you know.
642
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,500
Like was it regular kid
stuff or something else?
643
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,646
Is this about Alison?
644
00:30:00,670 --> 00:30:02,066
What do you know?
645
00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,526
What has Rob told you?
646
00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:05,316
That it was really hard for
him when she went missing
647
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:07,816
and they used to hang out a lot.
648
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,236
Naveen always said
they were inseparable
649
00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:12,786
since sixth grade, the
three of them, best friends.
650
00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:15,206
I'm trying to imagine Rob
and naveen as teenagers.
651
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,286
I'm sure they were little shits.
652
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,206
Naveen said they used to get drunk
653
00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:21,206
in the woods behind your house.
654
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:24,256
They have this secret underground place
655
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,506
they'd go to, like actually underground.
656
00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:27,926
Naveen called it the pit.
657
00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:29,176
The pit?
658
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,926
And then, Alison was gone.
659
00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:34,306
Were they suspects?
660
00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:35,596
People had their suspicions
661
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:38,936
but time passes and people forget.
662
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,106
But the boys didn't forget?
663
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,420
Naveen didn't.
664
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,106
Rob, I don't know.
665
00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:46,986
Sometimes he buries stuff so deep,
666
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,590
he can't find it again.
667
00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:55,156
Hey, Samira.
668
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:56,406
Miles is almost at three consecutive
669
00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:57,706
minutes of tummy time.
670
00:30:57,730 --> 00:30:59,666
That's incredible for
his developmental stage.
671
00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:00,876
That's so great.
672
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,626
I have a bottle in the fridge for him.
673
00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:03,916
You can warm it up in a
little bit. I'll be right back.
674
00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:06,416
Hi.
675
00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:42,310
Violence?
676
00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:49,450
He was mad mad.
677
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,936
Thank you all for coming today
678
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,226
to celebrate our beautiful
community of Hinkley hills.
679
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,486
Every one of you has a role to play
680
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,486
and I commend you all for
your excellent performance.
681
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,986
Please, give yourself
a round of applause.
682
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,956
Our hoa block party is a
cherished annual tradition,
683
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,166
a time for what I call the three fs.
684
00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:28,716
Friendship, fellowship,
and most importantly, fun.
685
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:31,336
This year, however, a taste of the bitter
686
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,966
has mingled with the sweet.
687
00:32:32,990 --> 00:32:37,886
After 25 years of devoted
and tireless service...
688
00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:39,016
Hey, guys.
689
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,436
Marty's famous pie.
690
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,096
Come and get your piece.
691
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,186
- Woo.
- My god.
692
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,606
I will be stepping down
693
00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:50,446
as your hoa president to make way
694
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,526
for a new generation of leadership.
695
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:56,656
I'm proud to say that after 25 years,
696
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,536
our community is stronger, cleaner,
697
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,286
and more secure than ever.
698
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:03,876
And I am doubly proud to be passing
699
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,536
the presidential gavel
to my own daughter
700
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,456
Lauren festerson
Daniels who will continue...
701
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,876
- She's so mad.
- To ensure
702
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,756
that our beloved Hinkley hills remains,
703
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:17,386
as it ever was, the
safest town in america.
704
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,750
Marty's famous pie.
705
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,776
I wonder how many she made.
706
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,986
Don't you dare touch that woman's pie.
707
00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:36,090
Smile.
708
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,100
Samira?
709
00:34:39,910 --> 00:34:42,016
One new message.
710
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,726
Alison, this isn't cool.
711
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,016
You're going to regret this.
712
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,500
You're fucked.
713
00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:55,526
I guess I've always just been afraid.
714
00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:59,316
- Of what?
- Of everything.
715
00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:03,746
Heights, cancer, my wife leaving me.
716
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,326
Sometimes my wife not leaving me.
717
00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:12,416
God, I'm so fucking pathetic.
718
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,546
Why do I suck so much?
719
00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:18,336
Listen, naveen, I'm more of a data guy
720
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,306
than an emotional guy
but for my understanding,
721
00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:25,410
which granted mostly comes from books,
722
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,766
a lot of people are
afraid some of the time,
723
00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:30,936
or even a lot of the time.
724
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,646
It's just part of the human condition.
725
00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:36,526
- Yeah, but this is different.
- I have a core wound.
726
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:38,146
Which is what?
727
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,316
It's this thing that I learned
728
00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:40,486
in beginner screenwriting class
729
00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:41,736
I took a couple years ago
730
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,236
at Hinkley valley community college.
731
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,696
Right. What is your core wound?
732
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,220
I'm not allowed to tell you.
733
00:35:49,810 --> 00:35:52,536
I can't stop thinking about her.
734
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,650
I keep replaying that night
735
00:35:55,730 --> 00:35:57,836
in my head over and over again,
736
00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,386
wondering what I could
have done differently,
737
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,870
wondering how it all went so wrong.
738
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,580
I wish I could tell her I'm sorry.
739
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,896
Megan or Kate?
740
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,396
No.
741
00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,606
Alison.
742
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:21,236
Okay, buddy. Let's get you home, okay?
743
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:25,310
- Okay.
- Careful. Okay.
744
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,656
Please make sure he's okay.
745
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,906
Well, I was gonna leave him down
746
00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,730
by the railroad tracks
but now that you asked.
747
00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,110
Eat shit, Megan!
748
00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:15,456
I have him.
749
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,166
He's loose and ready to talk.
750
00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:19,150
Copy. I'll see you in five.
751
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Goodnight, Marty.
752
00:38:09,530 --> 00:38:10,806
Hey, girl.
753
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,636
- Where you at?
- The woods.
754
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,386
At night? I don't know, baby.
755
00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:17,016
You're just kinda giving
follow the north star to freedom.
756
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,516
Listen, hear me out.
757
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:19,816
Lay it on me, Harriet.
758
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,856
Okay, this might sound
crazy but 20 years ago,
759
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,526
a teenage girl was murdered out here.
760
00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:26,236
And I thought it was our
new neighbor who did it.
761
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,656
The crazy white dude with a bike?
762
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,720
No, the other one. But now...
763
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,366
I think it was Rob.
764
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,536
- Rob?
- Rob.
765
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,616
I've met Rob and I doubt
766
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,336
that he would wield so much as a shovel.
767
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,086
There are a lot of red flags.
768
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,376
Such as?
769
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,546
He knew the girl and he lied about it.
770
00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:44,586
I mean, he might have dated her.
771
00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:46,006
He left her a voice message
772
00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:48,046
saying that she'd regret
whatever she did to him.
773
00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:49,546
He had anger problems.
774
00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:51,176
- He saw a psychiatrist.
- Samira.
775
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:57,670
- There's somebody out here.
- Hey, Samira. Samira!
776
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Not again.
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What in the hellhole?
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Samira.
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What are you doing here?
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